1 00:00:02,799 --> 00:00:03,967 Hi there. 2 00:00:02,799 --> 00:00:03,967 Hey. 3 00:00:04,051 --> 00:00:05,301 I'll be your server for tonight. 4 00:00:05,385 --> 00:00:07,136 My name is Brian, if you guys need anything. 5 00:00:07,220 --> 00:00:09,138 What's your name if we don't need anything? 6 00:00:09,222 --> 00:00:10,974 Patricia. 7 00:00:11,058 --> 00:00:12,517 You're quick, Patricia! 8 00:00:12,601 --> 00:00:16,396 Thanks. Our specialty cocktail for tonight is a basil-infused mojito. 9 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:19,482 Oh, yum! We'll take three. 10 00:00:19,566 --> 00:00:21,067 No, that's okay. I'm good. 11 00:00:21,151 --> 00:00:25,405 Come on now. Join us for a specialty cocktail on our specialty evening. 12 00:00:25,489 --> 00:00:26,823 Three, please. 13 00:00:25,489 --> 00:00:26,823 Okay. 14 00:00:26,907 --> 00:00:28,533 You don't drink it, someone will. 15 00:00:29,951 --> 00:00:32,954 Well, that Brian sure is a cutie, huh? 16 00:00:33,038 --> 00:00:34,831 I'd kill to have those lips. 17 00:00:34,915 --> 00:00:37,417 I mean on me. I mean I want his lips on my mouth. 18 00:00:37,501 --> 00:00:39,085 Can't we just cut to the chase? 19 00:00:39,169 --> 00:00:42,171 - He's got great lips. - No. What are we doing here? What is this about? 20 00:00:42,255 --> 00:00:44,882 Nothing. We wanted to have a fun night out with our daughter. 21 00:00:44,966 --> 00:00:46,676 Yeah! Just think of us as your friends. 22 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,594 I don't have 45-year-old friends. 23 00:00:48,678 --> 00:00:52,348 Well, you don't have 45-year-old parents yet either, honey, so calm down. 24 00:00:52,432 --> 00:00:55,018 Haley has no plan for her future whatsoever. 25 00:00:55,102 --> 00:00:56,602 She's living in our basement, 26 00:00:56,686 --> 00:00:59,647 taking community college classes in, well, meandering. 27 00:00:59,731 --> 00:01:01,566 So we're gonna take her out. We'll have some fun. 28 00:01:01,650 --> 00:01:04,986 And then gently ease her into a friendly conversation about her future. 29 00:01:05,070 --> 00:01:08,323 As opposed to the approach that we've taken in the past. 30 00:01:10,992 --> 00:01:14,037 Is this what you're gonna do with your life– sleep late and take a selfie? 31 00:01:14,121 --> 00:01:17,373 Why are you always criticizing me? Is this really how you want to start the day? 32 00:01:17,457 --> 00:01:19,083 My day started five hours ago. 33 00:01:19,167 --> 00:01:21,169 I am under a lot of pressure! How? How? 34 00:01:21,253 --> 00:01:23,588 You take three classes a week, and you miss half of them! 35 00:01:23,672 --> 00:01:25,256 The parking is tricky! 36 00:01:25,340 --> 00:01:27,300 Morning, sunshine. I saved you some lunch. 37 00:01:27,384 --> 00:01:30,803 I get it, okay? I'm lazy! God! 38 00:01:49,865 --> 00:01:51,157 No! 39 00:01:52,492 --> 00:01:54,077 You know what drives me crazy? 40 00:01:54,161 --> 00:01:56,245 Getting these customer satisfaction calls during dinner. 41 00:01:56,329 --> 00:01:58,289 They change the oil on your car, they want a love letter. 42 00:01:58,373 --> 00:02:00,917 I know. I'm waiting for a call from my doctor's office– 43 00:02:01,001 --> 00:02:02,835 "Please rate your prostate exam. 44 00:02:02,919 --> 00:02:04,837 Would you say you were satisfied?" 45 00:02:04,921 --> 00:02:06,339 I hope you weren't. 46 00:02:06,423 --> 00:02:08,257 "I hope you weren't." 47 00:02:08,341 --> 00:02:10,802 That's a good one, Gloria! 48 00:02:10,886 --> 00:02:14,013 Do you know how hard it is to be funny in a second language, Jay? 49 00:02:14,097 --> 00:02:17,850 Esta hermosa dama es muy buena. 50 00:02:17,934 --> 00:02:20,269 Ay, Darlene, you're learning Spanish? 51 00:02:20,353 --> 00:02:22,605 Yes, Shorty and I have been taking classes. 52 00:02:22,689 --> 00:02:24,148 We're getting good. 53 00:02:22,689 --> 00:02:24,148 Oh, yeah. 54 00:02:24,232 --> 00:02:25,650 ! Es maravilloso! 55 00:02:25,734 --> 00:02:27,443 You said, "That's wonderful," right? 56 00:02:27,527 --> 00:02:28,861 My Italian helps me. 57 00:02:28,945 --> 00:02:31,030 Why the sudden interest in Spanish? 58 00:02:31,114 --> 00:02:33,699 Actually, there's something we have to tell you. How's this? 59 00:02:33,783 --> 00:02:36,661 We're moving to Costa Rica! 60 00:02:33,783 --> 00:02:36,661 Yeah! 61 00:02:36,745 --> 00:02:38,246 What? 62 00:02:36,745 --> 00:02:38,246 When? 63 00:02:38,330 --> 00:02:41,124 In a couple of weeks. The cost of living is so low down there. 64 00:02:41,208 --> 00:02:43,209 We found this beautiful place on the water. 65 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:45,128 It's got its own private beach. 66 00:02:45,212 --> 00:02:47,130 Bathing suits are optional. 67 00:02:47,214 --> 00:02:49,215 But encouraged. 68 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:50,883 Ay, I'm going to miss you guys. 69 00:02:50,967 --> 00:02:53,886 Don't worry about it. I give it three months, tops. You hate the beach. 70 00:02:53,970 --> 00:02:55,638 And you know how humid it is down there? 71 00:02:55,722 --> 00:02:58,307 I love the steam room at the club. It's the same thing. 72 00:02:58,391 --> 00:03:01,477 Except I don't have to see you sitting there like a pile of melted ice cream. 73 00:03:01,561 --> 00:03:02,854 'Cause you're Tom Selleck in a towel. 74 00:03:02,938 --> 00:03:05,398 I'm just ready for an adventure. I want to try something new. 75 00:03:05,482 --> 00:03:07,608 Stick around here. Pick up a check every now and then. 76 00:03:07,692 --> 00:03:10,987 Why do you always have to be so negative? I think it's great. 77 00:03:11,071 --> 00:03:13,823 No, you're right. I'm sorry. I'm surprised, that's all. 78 00:03:13,907 --> 00:03:17,326 Let's toast this amazing new chapter of your lives. 79 00:03:17,410 --> 00:03:19,371 To mosquitoes the size of your fist. 80 00:03:20,664 --> 00:03:23,333 This is why all your friends move away. 81 00:03:25,835 --> 00:03:28,087 To us, alone at last. 82 00:03:28,171 --> 00:03:30,590 We both look very handsome tonight. 83 00:03:30,674 --> 00:03:34,552 You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." 84 00:03:34,636 --> 00:03:37,722 I couldn't take that chance. I wanted to get off on the right foot. 85 00:03:37,806 --> 00:03:41,559 Mitchell and I desperately need a romantic night out to reconnect. 86 00:03:41,643 --> 00:03:43,978 Yeah. I don't know if it's the stress of planning a wedding, 87 00:03:44,062 --> 00:03:46,522 but we've been a little tense with each other lately, huh? 88 00:03:46,606 --> 00:03:49,859 Even our friend J'Marcus said how bitchy we've been. 89 00:03:46,606 --> 00:03:49,859 When did he say that? 90 00:03:49,943 --> 00:03:52,778 At Pepper's party that night you wore those pants that don't fit you anymore. 91 00:03:52,862 --> 00:03:55,740 Oh, right. And you brought that bad wine that everybody hated. 92 00:03:55,824 --> 00:03:58,075 See? We really need this. 93 00:03:55,824 --> 00:03:58,075 We really do. 94 00:03:58,159 --> 00:04:01,370 Oh, you know, Pepper said that for our cake tasting, we needed to have– 95 00:04:01,454 --> 00:04:03,372 Ah, ah, ah, ah. Remember our rules? 96 00:04:03,456 --> 00:04:05,791 No wedding talk, no Lily talk. 97 00:04:05,875 --> 00:04:07,794 Sorry. No, you're right. 98 00:04:05,875 --> 00:04:07,794 Hmm? 99 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:10,589 So, just gonna– 100 00:04:14,634 --> 00:04:18,221 Should we hear the specials again? 101 00:04:14,634 --> 00:04:18,221 We can't ask him a third time. 102 00:04:20,098 --> 00:04:23,059 You know what I might try when I'm down there? Surfing. 103 00:04:23,143 --> 00:04:25,061 So it's gonna be a closed casket? 104 00:04:25,145 --> 00:04:27,480 - My turn. - What are you talkin' about? I just sunk the three ball. 105 00:04:27,564 --> 00:04:30,107 Then you moved the cue ball with your stick while you were telling me... 106 00:04:30,191 --> 00:04:32,902 how you were gonna move away from Southern California to try surfing. 107 00:04:32,986 --> 00:04:35,154 - I didn't touch the cue ball. - Yeah, I know. But you did. 108 00:04:35,238 --> 00:04:36,822 You're calling me a cheater? You? 109 00:04:36,906 --> 00:04:39,575 The guy on a golf course who can't seem to count higher than five? 110 00:04:39,659 --> 00:04:42,828 Maybe I can't keep track of my shots because somebody won't stop talking. 111 00:04:42,912 --> 00:04:47,083 It is in my nature to comment on the bizarre and unusual things I see in the world, 112 00:04:47,167 --> 00:04:49,252 like that convulsion you call a golf swing. 113 00:04:49,336 --> 00:04:51,754 - You know what? I'm done here. - No, I'm done. 114 00:04:51,838 --> 00:04:54,257 I will not have my integrity questioned here. 115 00:04:54,341 --> 00:04:57,260 I was a marine. I served with guys who died. 116 00:04:57,344 --> 00:04:59,345 Of old age. You never left the States. 117 00:04:59,429 --> 00:05:00,805 Are you saying I didn't serve my country? 118 00:05:00,889 --> 00:05:02,223 Which one? America or Costa Rica? 119 00:05:02,307 --> 00:05:04,559 - What's with you and Costa Rica? - It's a terrible idea! 120 00:05:04,643 --> 00:05:07,436 You get into things without thinking and you need to be rescued. 121 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:10,022 Like that time you bought that car that was supposed to turn into a boat. 122 00:05:10,106 --> 00:05:11,774 - Yeah? - It turned into a reef! 123 00:05:11,858 --> 00:05:14,110 - That's 'cause you left your door cracked open! - Yes, it was my fault. 124 00:05:14,194 --> 00:05:18,114 Mark my words. Costa Rica is another Amphibicar at the bottom of a lake, 125 00:05:18,198 --> 00:05:20,283 only this time, I won't be bailing you out! 126 00:05:20,367 --> 00:05:23,787 Who asked you? Darlene! We're going! 127 00:05:24,871 --> 00:05:26,581 What do you mean we're going? 128 00:05:26,665 --> 00:05:29,041 Gracias, Gloria. That was a lovely dinner. 129 00:05:29,125 --> 00:05:30,960 And you are an incredible woman... 130 00:05:31,044 --> 00:05:32,628 for putting up with this gringo! 131 00:05:32,712 --> 00:05:34,171 ! Adiós! 132 00:05:34,255 --> 00:05:35,798 Come on. 133 00:05:34,255 --> 00:05:35,798 What happened? 134 00:05:35,882 --> 00:05:38,801 - Good luck in Costa Rica! - Uh, thanks, Jay. 135 00:05:38,885 --> 00:05:43,306 He didn't mean it! 136 00:05:38,885 --> 00:05:43,306 I know. I'm just trying to defuse the tension. 137 00:05:49,562 --> 00:05:50,980 Here we go, guys. 138 00:05:51,064 --> 00:05:53,316 Oh, yeah! 139 00:05:51,064 --> 00:05:53,316 Three more mojitos. 140 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,735 Yum! Aren't these yum? 141 00:05:55,819 --> 00:05:57,528 I didn't even drink the first one. 142 00:05:57,612 --> 00:06:00,197 Are you sure? 'Cause I don't think it drank itself. 143 00:06:00,281 --> 00:06:01,782 No, it did not. 144 00:06:01,866 --> 00:06:03,743 Look, I have no problem drinking. 145 00:06:03,827 --> 00:06:05,828 I can literally do it standing on my head. 146 00:06:05,912 --> 00:06:07,705 But, "A," not with my parents, 147 00:06:07,789 --> 00:06:09,707 and plus, also, I needed to stay sharp... 148 00:06:09,791 --> 00:06:12,710 because they were obviously up to something, and I was in no mood. 149 00:06:12,794 --> 00:06:16,172 I barely got 10 hours of sleep last night. 150 00:06:16,256 --> 00:06:17,632 I'll go get you guys some more water, 151 00:06:17,716 --> 00:06:19,550 and your food should be out in just a few minutes. 152 00:06:19,634 --> 00:06:21,427 Thanks so much, pal. We appreciate it. 153 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:23,429 He seems like a real go-getter, huh? 154 00:06:23,513 --> 00:06:25,181 'Cause he goes and gets things? 155 00:06:25,265 --> 00:06:27,266 I wonder what he wants to do with his life. 156 00:06:27,350 --> 00:06:30,353 - I wonder that about people all the time. - I think that's very common– 157 00:06:30,437 --> 00:06:34,023 to wonder about other people's aspirations. 158 00:06:34,107 --> 00:06:36,233 - I do it all the time. - Yeah, you do. Yeah. 159 00:06:36,317 --> 00:06:37,860 Here we go. Hey, Brian. 160 00:06:37,944 --> 00:06:39,445 You're a young guy. 161 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:41,530 What do you want to do after this? What's your plan? 162 00:06:41,614 --> 00:06:43,532 Uh, to be perfectly honest, 163 00:06:43,616 --> 00:06:45,785 I'm probably gonna go home, watch a movie and get high. 164 00:06:45,869 --> 00:06:47,787 - Oh. - You guys looking for something to do? 165 00:06:47,871 --> 00:06:49,705 No. No, no. 166 00:06:47,871 --> 00:06:49,705 I think I got extra. 167 00:06:49,789 --> 00:06:52,208 - No, that's– - I think he meant your plan for your life, 168 00:06:52,292 --> 00:06:53,376 not just tonight. 169 00:06:53,460 --> 00:06:55,211 Oh. I want to be a screenwriter. 170 00:06:55,295 --> 00:06:56,796 Ambitious. 171 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:59,715 And-And so interesting. Isn't that interesting, Haley? 172 00:06:59,799 --> 00:07:01,425 - Sure. - You should tell him what you're doing. 173 00:07:01,509 --> 00:07:03,636 You mean after we all go get high with Brian? 174 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,554 That's not happening. I'm sorry. I meant– 175 00:07:05,638 --> 00:07:07,765 I know what you meant. Brian, could you give us a second? 176 00:07:07,849 --> 00:07:08,933 Uh, sure. 177 00:07:09,017 --> 00:07:11,352 So this is what this whole night's about– 178 00:07:11,436 --> 00:07:13,562 the drinks, the pretending to be my friend? 179 00:07:13,646 --> 00:07:15,147 We are your friend. 180 00:07:15,231 --> 00:07:17,400 Honey, we care about you. 181 00:07:17,484 --> 00:07:20,069 And we want to make sure that you've got a plan, 182 00:07:20,153 --> 00:07:21,904 'cause it seems like you're meandering. 183 00:07:21,988 --> 00:07:26,409 No. Sweetie, don't just start texting because you don't like the conversation. 184 00:07:26,493 --> 00:07:28,369 Here. 185 00:07:26,493 --> 00:07:28,369 What is this? 186 00:07:28,453 --> 00:07:30,413 That's a blog that I've been doing. 187 00:07:30,497 --> 00:07:31,997 I'm really liking my photography, 188 00:07:32,081 --> 00:07:34,375 and people always say that they like the way that I dress, 189 00:07:34,459 --> 00:07:37,378 so I've been posting pictures of my outfits on this site. 190 00:07:37,462 --> 00:07:39,797 I know it's not a huge moneymaker right now, 191 00:07:39,881 --> 00:07:43,592 but I do get money whenever someone clicks on a link and buys something that I wore. 192 00:07:43,676 --> 00:07:45,678 I'm gonna take a business class next semester, 193 00:07:45,762 --> 00:07:48,639 which I'm hoping will help me turn all of this into becoming a stylist. 194 00:07:48,723 --> 00:07:51,976 I have 1,200 followers. Most are women who want to know what to wear. 195 00:07:52,060 --> 00:07:54,395 Some are men who want to know what I'm wearing, 196 00:07:54,479 --> 00:07:57,648 but I'm trying to figure a way to block all of the pervs. 197 00:07:57,732 --> 00:07:59,692 So, yeah. I guess that is my plan. 198 00:08:00,819 --> 00:08:03,279 It's amazing. 199 00:08:00,819 --> 00:08:03,279 We are so proud of you. 200 00:08:03,363 --> 00:08:06,198 Don't even, guys. You always assume the worst of me. 201 00:08:06,282 --> 00:08:08,617 - Honey. - No, you guys sit here... 202 00:08:08,701 --> 00:08:11,120 acting like we're drinking buddies, judging me, 203 00:08:11,204 --> 00:08:14,623 when I have a better handle on my future than either one of you did at my age. 204 00:08:14,707 --> 00:08:16,459 You? You wanted to be a magician. 205 00:08:16,543 --> 00:08:19,378 And you were changing your major every three minutes, according to Grandpa, 206 00:08:19,462 --> 00:08:21,797 who, by the way, has been drinking with me for years... 207 00:08:21,881 --> 00:08:25,301 because he loves me and he thinks I say funny things when I'm buzzed. 208 00:08:28,388 --> 00:08:31,390 Mmm. 209 00:08:28,388 --> 00:08:31,390 Well, apparently, the situation in Syria is worsening. 210 00:08:31,474 --> 00:08:33,934 I know. 211 00:08:34,018 --> 00:08:36,353 In fact, now U.N. evidence suggests that Assad– 212 00:08:36,437 --> 00:08:38,439 Are you reading this off your phone? 213 00:08:36,437 --> 00:08:38,439 What? 214 00:08:38,523 --> 00:08:39,732 You're– 215 00:08:38,523 --> 00:08:39,732 No! 216 00:08:39,816 --> 00:08:40,983 Yeah. 217 00:08:39,816 --> 00:08:40,983 No! 218 00:08:41,067 --> 00:08:42,985 I was just making sure my facts were straight– Cam? 219 00:08:43,069 --> 00:08:45,654 before I started a spirited conversation of current events. 220 00:08:45,738 --> 00:08:47,198 Yeah. 221 00:08:49,242 --> 00:08:52,077 What else does it say? 222 00:08:52,161 --> 00:08:53,579 Oh, thank you. 223 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:56,040 Mmm. Sorry. Is that the tuna tartare? 224 00:08:56,124 --> 00:08:58,751 Yes, and it is delicious. 225 00:08:56,124 --> 00:08:58,751 Should've ordered it. 226 00:08:58,835 --> 00:09:00,336 - Well. - Would you like a taste? 227 00:09:00,420 --> 00:09:03,172 Oh, no. But thank you. That's very sweet. 228 00:09:03,256 --> 00:09:04,673 She really means it. 229 00:09:04,757 --> 00:09:06,884 - Katie loves sharing food. - Me too. 230 00:09:06,968 --> 00:09:08,969 I think it's growing up in a big family, 231 00:09:09,053 --> 00:09:11,597 'cause everything at suppertime on the table was up for grabs. 232 00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:14,892 We didn't say grace. We said, "On your marks, get set, go." 233 00:09:14,976 --> 00:09:18,395 You sound exactly like my dad. He was from this really big family in Missouri, and– 234 00:09:18,479 --> 00:09:20,856 Shut up! I'm a Missouri farm boy myself! 235 00:09:20,940 --> 00:09:23,442 Stop! Oh, my gosh! I'm Cam. 236 00:09:23,526 --> 00:09:25,444 Well, right pleased to meet you, Cam. 237 00:09:25,528 --> 00:09:28,280 - This is Brandon. - Hi. She doesn't really talk like that. 238 00:09:28,364 --> 00:09:32,701 Oh, well, he slips in and out of his accent like Kate Winslet in Titanic. 239 00:09:32,785 --> 00:09:35,037 Uh, I'm Mitchell, by the way. 240 00:09:32,785 --> 00:09:35,037 Hi. 241 00:09:35,121 --> 00:09:37,873 Hi. What's yours, Brandon? It looks delicious too. 242 00:09:37,957 --> 00:09:40,501 It's the truffle Parmesan gnocchi. 243 00:09:40,585 --> 00:09:42,378 - Ooh! - You know what though? 244 00:09:42,462 --> 00:09:44,713 If you want a bite of that, you're barking up the wrong tree. 245 00:09:44,797 --> 00:09:46,841 'Cause that dish is in a strict no-share zone. 246 00:09:46,925 --> 00:09:49,385 I just– I don't like people eating off my plate. 247 00:09:49,469 --> 00:09:51,887 Yeah, because you're not an animal. I'm the same way. 248 00:09:51,971 --> 00:09:53,639 Oh, my gosh! You're exactly us! 249 00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:55,975 No, you guys are more interesting, 'cause you have the whole gay thing. 250 00:09:56,059 --> 00:09:58,310 Katie, you don't know if they're gay. 251 00:09:58,394 --> 00:10:00,312 Okay, that's adorable. 252 00:10:00,396 --> 00:10:02,106 Yeah, it was a pretty safe bet. 253 00:10:02,190 --> 00:10:03,899 Okay. I'm running to the powder room. 254 00:10:03,983 --> 00:10:06,944 Cam, please try the tartare, because whatever you order, I want a taste. 255 00:10:07,028 --> 00:10:11,740 Okay. Don't you dillydally, because I ain't exactly slow once I tie on the ol' feed bag! 256 00:10:11,824 --> 00:10:13,534 Calm down, Honey Boo Boo. 257 00:10:13,618 --> 00:10:15,411 - She's so cute! - Very adorable. 258 00:10:15,495 --> 00:10:17,329 Brandon, what do you do for a living? 259 00:10:17,413 --> 00:10:21,417 Look, guys, I hate to be blunt, but could you please give us some space? 260 00:10:23,169 --> 00:10:25,921 - Not a problem. - Look, no, it's– 261 00:10:26,005 --> 00:10:27,673 I mean, you guys are great, 262 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:30,301 but I'm gonna propose to Katie tonight, 263 00:10:30,385 --> 00:10:32,928 and I'm kind of feeling– 264 00:10:30,385 --> 00:10:32,928 What? Here? 265 00:10:33,012 --> 00:10:34,430 Yeah. 266 00:10:33,012 --> 00:10:34,430 Oh, my God! That's amazing! 267 00:10:34,514 --> 00:10:36,765 We just got engaged a few months ago. 268 00:10:36,849 --> 00:10:39,059 Very good. 269 00:10:36,849 --> 00:10:39,059 Yeah, so we will definitely give you your privacy. 270 00:10:39,143 --> 00:10:40,436 Absolutely. 271 00:10:39,143 --> 00:10:40,436 Congratulations. 272 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:41,645 Good luck. 273 00:10:41,729 --> 00:10:43,939 If you wanted, I could pretend like I'm texting, 274 00:10:44,023 --> 00:10:46,483 and I could video the whole thing on my phone. 275 00:10:46,567 --> 00:10:49,820 - That way you'd have it forever. - Really? That would be awesome. 276 00:10:49,904 --> 00:10:54,783 Are you sure? He gets very, uh, excited, and he might give it away. 277 00:10:54,867 --> 00:10:59,163 Mitchell, um, I think I know Katie well enough to tell if she's getting suspicious. 278 00:11:01,207 --> 00:11:03,626 Cam. 279 00:11:01,207 --> 00:11:03,626 She said I could. 280 00:11:03,710 --> 00:11:05,878 Where the hell's the corkscrew? 281 00:11:07,463 --> 00:11:10,090 - Do you want to talk about it? - There's nothing to talk about. 282 00:11:10,174 --> 00:11:12,134 Shorty does dumb things all the time. 283 00:11:12,218 --> 00:11:16,388 You mark my words. In three months, he'll be back here needing money. 284 00:11:16,472 --> 00:11:20,643 Maybe this is not about Shorty coming back. Maybe this is about Shorty not coming back. 285 00:11:20,727 --> 00:11:22,436 - Manny. - What she's saying is, 286 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:25,147 deep down, you're afraid Shorty's going to love Costa Rica, 287 00:11:25,231 --> 00:11:27,066 and you'll lose your best friend forever. 288 00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:31,153 That's what you do. You push people away, so when they leave, it doesn't hurt that much. 289 00:11:31,237 --> 00:11:34,823 I don't get it. You're the greatest generation, but why can't you feel? 290 00:11:34,907 --> 00:11:37,993 Why can't you spend your teen years locked in your bedroom like a normal kid? 291 00:11:38,077 --> 00:11:39,995 See? Now he's doing it to me. 292 00:11:40,079 --> 00:11:43,916 You have to face it, Jay. One day, I'll be moving out of this house. 293 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,584 Can I get that in writing? 294 00:11:45,668 --> 00:11:47,836 'Cause I can't shake this image of a 30-year-old you... 295 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,588 eating my food and cuddling with my wife. 296 00:11:49,672 --> 00:11:52,841 - Boys should never stop cuddling their mothers. - I'm gonna have nightmares! 297 00:11:52,925 --> 00:11:56,053 You pretend to be so tough. But you know what I think? 298 00:11:56,137 --> 00:12:00,391 I think that deep down, you're the most sensitive person in this house. 299 00:12:00,475 --> 00:12:02,184 Hmm. See? 300 00:12:02,268 --> 00:12:03,769 You did it again. 301 00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:05,896 I say something that strikes a nerve, 302 00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:07,982 and immediately you cannot handle it. 303 00:12:08,066 --> 00:12:10,025 That's why you– in my face! 304 00:12:10,109 --> 00:12:12,361 We just found the one thing you can't make sexy. 305 00:12:12,445 --> 00:12:13,904 There it is again. 306 00:12:13,988 --> 00:12:16,365 I need a drink. 307 00:12:13,988 --> 00:12:16,365 Jay. 308 00:12:16,449 --> 00:12:18,534 You have to make this right with Shorty. 309 00:12:18,618 --> 00:12:21,495 You have to tell him how you feel! 310 00:12:21,579 --> 00:12:24,999 He has been a great compadre with you for many years. 311 00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:27,459 Besides, who else is going to laugh at your jokes? 312 00:12:27,543 --> 00:12:29,378 Lots of people laugh at my jokes. 313 00:12:29,462 --> 00:12:31,880 Name one person that doesn't work for you. 314 00:12:29,462 --> 00:12:31,880 You know what? 315 00:12:31,964 --> 00:12:33,800 Why don't you two just go cuddle? 316 00:12:35,176 --> 00:12:36,802 Okay, here she comes. Stay calm. 317 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:39,054 You're gonna spoil it. 318 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:39,054 Ooh, that looks good. 319 00:12:39,138 --> 00:12:41,890 - What is it? - Um, this is the grilled calamari. 320 00:12:41,974 --> 00:12:44,101 It's scrumptious. Would you care for a ring? 321 00:12:44,185 --> 00:12:46,353 - Um, I mean, dig in there, girlfriend! 322 00:12:46,437 --> 00:12:48,731 Oh, no, that's okay. Thank you. 323 00:12:48,815 --> 00:12:50,232 This looks so delicious. 324 00:12:50,316 --> 00:12:52,234 Yeah, mine's delicious too. 325 00:12:52,318 --> 00:12:54,528 Katie, 326 00:12:54,612 --> 00:12:56,405 you look so beautiful tonight. 327 00:12:56,489 --> 00:12:58,157 Aw. 328 00:12:58,241 --> 00:13:03,412 You know, I-I've never met anyone like you, and I know that I never will, and I– 329 00:13:03,496 --> 00:13:04,997 I love you so much. 330 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:07,583 Will you make me... 331 00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:10,627 the happiest man on earth and be my bride? 332 00:13:10,711 --> 00:13:11,795 What? 333 00:13:11,879 --> 00:13:14,298 Oh, my God! 334 00:13:14,382 --> 00:13:16,258 No! 335 00:13:14,382 --> 00:13:16,258 No? 336 00:13:16,342 --> 00:13:18,260 No! 337 00:13:18,344 --> 00:13:19,428 I'm sorry. 338 00:13:19,512 --> 00:13:21,180 Did you know this place used to be a bank? 339 00:13:21,264 --> 00:13:24,266 Was it really? 340 00:13:21,264 --> 00:13:24,266 Just– I don't want to be married, Brandon. 341 00:13:24,350 --> 00:13:27,561 We'll end up like one of those couples that sits there with nothing to talk about... 342 00:13:27,645 --> 00:13:30,272 until we glom on to other people. 343 00:13:30,356 --> 00:13:33,442 I can't believe this. You– You don't love me? 344 00:13:33,526 --> 00:13:35,027 No! - No? 345 00:13:35,111 --> 00:13:36,862 I'm sor– No! 346 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,823 I need some air. 347 00:13:42,702 --> 00:13:44,787 So, Syria. Any updates? 348 00:13:42,702 --> 00:13:44,787 No, nothing yet. 349 00:13:44,871 --> 00:13:46,372 Nothing. 350 00:13:50,251 --> 00:13:52,753 Do you remember how cute she was... 351 00:13:52,837 --> 00:13:54,838 when she was little and she couldn't say her P's? 352 00:13:54,922 --> 00:13:57,091 "Bakeatatoes." 353 00:13:54,922 --> 00:13:57,091 "Bakeatatoes." 354 00:13:57,175 --> 00:13:59,134 And "attlesauce." 355 00:13:57,175 --> 00:13:59,134 "Attlesauce"! 356 00:13:59,218 --> 00:14:00,719 "Can I have attlesauce?" 357 00:14:00,803 --> 00:14:02,471 First of all, you're screaming. 358 00:14:02,555 --> 00:14:04,181 Can we just get the check, please? 359 00:14:04,265 --> 00:14:06,642 Could you please not be mad at us anymore? 360 00:14:06,726 --> 00:14:10,395 We are very sorry that you felt manipulated. 361 00:14:10,479 --> 00:14:12,648 You know what I'm pretty sure is ironic? 362 00:14:10,479 --> 00:14:12,648 Mm-mmm. 363 00:14:12,732 --> 00:14:15,400 You guys spend all this time worrying about what I'm going to do, 364 00:14:15,484 --> 00:14:18,821 and maybe you should start thinking about what you're going to do. 365 00:14:18,905 --> 00:14:20,823 What are you talking about? 366 00:14:20,907 --> 00:14:24,660 Well, what are you gonna do when we're gone? What's your plan? 367 00:14:24,744 --> 00:14:26,328 Uh, to be fine. 368 00:14:26,412 --> 00:14:27,871 Yeah. 369 00:14:26,412 --> 00:14:27,871 'Cause we're fine. 370 00:14:27,955 --> 00:14:29,832 Totally. You guys are gone. 371 00:14:29,916 --> 00:14:31,667 We get an R.V. Bam! 372 00:14:31,751 --> 00:14:35,587 Me, Mama and our dog, Merlin, hit the open road. 373 00:14:35,671 --> 00:14:37,881 No, I am not spending my golden years... 374 00:14:37,965 --> 00:14:41,718 driving around an R.V. park, looking for a place to plug my house in. 375 00:14:41,802 --> 00:14:44,012 No. I am gonna go see the world. 376 00:14:44,096 --> 00:14:46,849 - Where do you wanna go? - I don't know, Phil. 377 00:14:46,933 --> 00:14:49,351 India. Africa. 378 00:14:46,933 --> 00:14:49,351 Diarrhea. Diarrhea. 379 00:14:49,435 --> 00:14:53,355 Wow. It sounds like you guys really need to start thinking about your future. 380 00:14:53,439 --> 00:14:56,900 Are you just gonna put Merlin in a kennel when we're gone? Okay, Merlin doesn't exist. 381 00:14:56,984 --> 00:15:00,654 And why do you want to get a dog to take care of so soon after the kids leave? 382 00:15:00,738 --> 00:15:02,739 Well, I'm gonna need someone to love me, Claire. 383 00:15:02,823 --> 00:15:05,742 And in the meantime, Mom, Grandpa wants you to take over the business, 384 00:15:05,826 --> 00:15:08,287 but... do you want that? 385 00:15:08,371 --> 00:15:11,915 I-I guess I hadn't thought this far into the future. 386 00:15:11,999 --> 00:15:14,334 And, Dad, are you just gonna keep selling houses? 387 00:15:14,418 --> 00:15:18,797 I mean, I don't want to blow your mind here, but you could still be a magician. 388 00:15:18,881 --> 00:15:19,923 I could. 389 00:15:18,881 --> 00:15:19,923 No. 390 00:15:20,007 --> 00:15:21,717 - He couldn't. - Really? 391 00:15:21,801 --> 00:15:25,596 Mm-mmm. 392 00:15:21,801 --> 00:15:25,596 The salt shaker behind your head says different. 393 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:28,140 - Oh, Phil, you're getting salt all over me! 394 00:15:28,224 --> 00:15:30,017 I feel like a margarita. 395 00:15:28,224 --> 00:15:30,017 You got it. 396 00:15:30,101 --> 00:15:32,561 No, no, no, no, no, no! Just the check, please. 397 00:15:32,645 --> 00:15:34,855 - Okay. - Thank you so much. 398 00:15:34,939 --> 00:15:36,523 - Thanks, buddy. - Yeah. 399 00:15:36,607 --> 00:15:40,068 Oh, no. I left my wallet in the other coat. 400 00:15:40,152 --> 00:15:42,154 I did not bring my purse. 401 00:15:43,364 --> 00:15:45,574 It's fine, guys. I got this. 402 00:15:45,658 --> 00:15:48,410 - Honey, thank you. - Oh. Thank you, sweetie. 403 00:15:48,494 --> 00:15:50,913 I should probably drive too, huh? 404 00:15:48,494 --> 00:15:50,913 Probably. 405 00:15:50,997 --> 00:15:52,289 I g– Yeah. 406 00:15:50,997 --> 00:15:52,289 Yeah. 407 00:15:52,373 --> 00:15:54,374 Why don't you guys have the valet pull the car up... 408 00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:55,918 while I pay the check? 409 00:15:56,002 --> 00:15:58,004 That we can do. 410 00:16:03,009 --> 00:16:04,468 You guys, it's that way. 411 00:16:04,552 --> 00:16:05,761 Mm-hmm. 412 00:16:04,552 --> 00:16:05,761 It is. 413 00:16:05,845 --> 00:16:07,847 Oh. Um– 414 00:16:13,227 --> 00:16:15,479 You know, for the record, we do have a lot to talk about. 415 00:16:15,563 --> 00:16:19,524 Yeah, we took a couple of topics off the table because we wanted to have a romantic date night. 416 00:16:19,608 --> 00:16:22,444 And it probably put too much pressure on it to be special, 417 00:16:22,528 --> 00:16:26,365 but the truth is, every day I spend with this man is special. 418 00:16:26,449 --> 00:16:27,950 Oh, Cam! 419 00:16:28,034 --> 00:16:30,118 Oh, no, I'm the lucky one. 420 00:16:30,202 --> 00:16:31,662 There we are. 421 00:16:31,746 --> 00:16:35,457 I'm sorry. I guess I just panicked when Brandon asked me. 422 00:16:35,541 --> 00:16:40,337 We're so different, and I know it seems petty, but it speaks to something bigger. 423 00:16:40,421 --> 00:16:42,422 I don't know if I can spend the rest of my life... 424 00:16:42,506 --> 00:16:44,633 with the kind of guy who won't let me eat off his plate. 425 00:16:44,717 --> 00:16:48,470 - Trust me. It can be done. - And I should not make such a big deal about that. 426 00:16:48,554 --> 00:16:50,639 - I promise I'll try and do better. - No, you're right. 427 00:16:50,723 --> 00:16:53,892 You don't like it, and I should respect that more. 428 00:16:50,723 --> 00:16:53,892 Are you guys married? 429 00:16:53,976 --> 00:16:57,396 Oh, this May. But, basically, we've been married for years. 430 00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:00,357 Yeah. 431 00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:00,357 And is Cam everything that I dreamed of? 432 00:17:00,441 --> 00:17:03,652 - Tread lightly, counselor. - Yes. Yes, he is. 433 00:17:03,736 --> 00:17:05,529 Because through all the compromises... 434 00:17:05,613 --> 00:17:08,907 and negotiations and arguments and sometimes even boredom, 435 00:17:08,991 --> 00:17:11,576 I cannot picture my life without him. 436 00:17:11,660 --> 00:17:14,037 That's very sweet. I would've scooted past the boredom, but– 437 00:17:14,121 --> 00:17:18,542 At the end of the day, you have to ask yourself, can you imagine your life without this person? 438 00:17:18,626 --> 00:17:20,377 Huh. 439 00:17:20,461 --> 00:17:23,213 Hey. All right, look. I paid the check, okay? 440 00:17:23,297 --> 00:17:25,340 - Let's just go. - Can you just please sit? 441 00:17:25,424 --> 00:17:29,344 I've been talking to the guys here, and they've really opened my eyes. 442 00:17:29,428 --> 00:17:31,346 They did? 443 00:17:29,428 --> 00:17:31,346 Yes. 444 00:17:31,430 --> 00:17:36,394 I've been trying to picture my life without you, and... you know what? 445 00:17:37,395 --> 00:17:38,770 I can. 446 00:17:38,854 --> 00:17:41,106 - We didn't tell her that. - I didn't say that. 447 00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:44,401 No, I want what you guys have, okay? I'm sorry, Brandon. 448 00:17:44,485 --> 00:17:47,362 I am so sorry, but we both deserve that. 449 00:17:47,446 --> 00:17:49,740 I've never been so sure of anything. 450 00:17:50,991 --> 00:17:54,328 You know what? I'm just gonna go get a cab, okay? 451 00:17:54,412 --> 00:17:56,705 Good-bye. And thank you. 452 00:17:56,789 --> 00:18:00,125 - Don't-Don't thank us! - We didn't do anything, so– We didn't. Honestly. 453 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:01,960 This is the worst night of my life. 454 00:18:02,044 --> 00:18:05,881 I'm sorry. But, I mean, um, at least now it's over. 455 00:18:05,965 --> 00:18:07,966 You can... start to move on. 456 00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:10,135 I've been trying to picture... 457 00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:13,347 my life without you, and... you know what? 458 00:18:13,431 --> 00:18:15,015 - Stupid phone. - I can. 459 00:18:15,099 --> 00:18:16,266 It's a... 460 00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:18,102 devil phone. 461 00:18:21,105 --> 00:18:24,024 When Mitchell was born, he was a month premature, 462 00:18:24,108 --> 00:18:26,735 so it was touch and go there for a while. 463 00:18:26,819 --> 00:18:28,320 It's 2:00 a.m. 464 00:18:28,404 --> 00:18:31,406 I walk out into the hospital waiting room to get some air, 465 00:18:31,490 --> 00:18:33,241 and there's Shorty. 466 00:18:33,325 --> 00:18:38,038 He'd been sitting there for six hours and refused to leave for the next two days. 467 00:18:38,122 --> 00:18:40,040 That's where we got Mitchell's middle name. 468 00:18:40,124 --> 00:18:43,043 Not Shorty. Vincent. 469 00:18:43,127 --> 00:18:44,628 M.V.P. 470 00:18:45,796 --> 00:18:48,257 We were a little premature on that one too. 471 00:18:50,134 --> 00:18:52,427 Gloria, I'm going for a drive. 472 00:18:52,511 --> 00:18:55,222 - Say hi to Shorty for me. - I'm not talking to you. 473 00:18:58,476 --> 00:19:00,727 Hey. 474 00:19:00,811 --> 00:19:02,479 I was just coming to see you. 475 00:19:02,563 --> 00:19:05,315 Um, I left my jacket. 476 00:19:02,563 --> 00:19:05,315 Oh! 477 00:19:05,399 --> 00:19:07,401 There it is. Come on in. 478 00:19:12,239 --> 00:19:14,950 Shorty, you know that stuff I said, uh– 479 00:19:12,239 --> 00:19:14,950 Yeah, I get it. 480 00:19:15,034 --> 00:19:17,161 We're good, huh? 481 00:19:15,034 --> 00:19:17,161 Under the bridge. 482 00:19:18,871 --> 00:19:20,956 All right. I'll see you. 483 00:19:18,871 --> 00:19:20,956 Shorty, wait. 484 00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:25,836 I need to say something to you. 485 00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:25,836 Yeah. 486 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,922 I want to thank you... 487 00:19:28,923 --> 00:19:30,799 for all the great times we've had. 488 00:19:30,883 --> 00:19:34,177 Yeah. We, um– 489 00:19:34,261 --> 00:19:36,179 We had a lot of laughs. 490 00:19:34,261 --> 00:19:36,179 Yeah. 491 00:19:36,263 --> 00:19:38,390 And you should know that, uh, 492 00:19:39,517 --> 00:19:41,476 you're my best friend. 493 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:45,063 You know? Probably the best friend I'm ever gonna have. 494 00:19:45,147 --> 00:19:47,357 Jay, I, uh– What are you doing to me? 495 00:19:47,441 --> 00:19:49,443 This is hard for me. I'm just– 496 00:19:49,527 --> 00:19:51,862 I'm just trying to tell you how I feel. 497 00:19:51,946 --> 00:19:54,739 Well, I'm gonna tell you how I feel. 498 00:19:54,823 --> 00:19:57,451 I admire the hell out of you, Jay. 499 00:19:57,535 --> 00:20:00,537 I always tell Darlene, "That's a real guy." 500 00:20:00,621 --> 00:20:02,706 Self-made, stand-up. 501 00:20:02,790 --> 00:20:05,917 The kind of guy you want to be in a foxhole with. 502 00:20:02,790 --> 00:20:05,917 I'm not all that. 503 00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:08,753 Well, it's not like I've been in a foxhole. 504 00:20:12,466 --> 00:20:14,509 I'm gonna miss you, Vincent. 505 00:20:14,593 --> 00:20:16,011 I'm gonna miss you too. 506 00:20:16,095 --> 00:20:18,221 I love you. 507 00:20:18,305 --> 00:20:20,432 I love you too, Jaybird. 508 00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:27,731 You call me, okay? 509 00:20:27,815 --> 00:20:29,733 Every day! 510 00:20:29,817 --> 00:20:32,194 Every damn day! 511 00:20:32,278 --> 00:20:36,364 I'm being honest. This is a little girlier than I thought. 512 00:20:36,448 --> 00:20:38,200 Ugh. 513 00:20:42,246 --> 00:20:44,164 Two years. 514 00:20:44,248 --> 00:20:45,874 How could she just walk away? 515 00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:47,876 You know what? She did you a favor. 516 00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:47,876 Absolutely. 517 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,461 You can do so much better. 518 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,461 Oh, my God. 519 00:20:49,545 --> 00:20:51,463 Insanely better. 520 00:20:49,545 --> 00:20:51,463 No, he's not kidding. 521 00:20:51,547 --> 00:20:53,965 Brandon, you are seriously gorge! 522 00:20:54,049 --> 00:20:56,051 If you ask me, she got the better end of the deal. 523 00:20:56,135 --> 00:20:57,802 - You really think so? - Yes! 524 00:20:57,886 --> 00:20:59,596 Yes! 525 00:20:57,886 --> 00:20:59,596 And her whole fake blonde thing? 526 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,724 It was kind of trampy. 527 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,724 And truth be told, she didn't seem that bright. 528 00:21:02,808 --> 00:21:05,477 Is she older than you? She looked significantly older than you. 529 00:21:05,561 --> 00:21:07,479 Trust us. This is the– 530 00:21:07,563 --> 00:21:09,397 best thing that's ever happened to you. 531 00:21:09,481 --> 00:21:11,358 Oh! Thank God you're still here! 532 00:21:11,442 --> 00:21:13,818 I was on my way home, and all of a sudden, I started crying. 533 00:21:13,902 --> 00:21:16,363 And I realized I was just scared, and I love you, 534 00:21:16,447 --> 00:21:18,240 and I'm so, so sorry. 535 00:21:18,324 --> 00:21:22,661 And, yes, Brandon, if you'll still have me, yes, I will marry you! 536 00:21:24,204 --> 00:21:25,789 Okay. Well, good luck. So nice meeting you. 537 00:21:25,873 --> 00:21:27,374 Yeah, take care. 538 00:21:25,873 --> 00:21:27,374 Okay.