1 00:00:02,528 --> 00:00:04,446 If I take something to help me sleep, 2 00:00:04,530 --> 00:00:06,364 I'll be groggy for the meeting. 3 00:00:06,448 --> 00:00:09,868 But if I don't take anything and I don't sleep, I'll be groggy for the meeting, you know? 4 00:00:09,952 --> 00:00:11,411 Yeah. 5 00:00:11,495 --> 00:00:14,748 I was up for reelection as social chair of our local Realtors group. 6 00:00:14,832 --> 00:00:16,708 The vote was tonight. 7 00:00:16,792 --> 00:00:19,961 I was so nervous, I could barely hear Claire's pep talk. 8 00:00:20,045 --> 00:00:22,380 Why did I beg Mitchell to introduce me to this developer? 9 00:00:22,464 --> 00:00:24,174 You're right. We'll know soon enough. 10 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:26,426 Gonna go upstairs, see if I can get some sleep. Love you. Mwah. 11 00:00:26,510 --> 00:00:28,178 I hope so too. 12 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:32,474 Hello? Hey, Gil. 13 00:00:32,558 --> 00:00:34,267 No, no, no. You-You didn't wake me. 14 00:00:36,186 --> 00:00:39,356 Um, so, you hear anything, or– 15 00:00:40,732 --> 00:00:42,942 Hey, Dunphy. Just wrapping up a phone call with this jackass. 16 00:00:43,026 --> 00:00:45,361 I gotta run, Dunphy. I got a late meeting with some jackass. 17 00:00:45,445 --> 00:00:47,864 What's going on– What's going on? 18 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:49,949 The people have spoken, Dunphy. I'm in. 19 00:00:50,033 --> 00:00:52,786 You're out. Sorry to have to tell you that in private. 20 00:00:52,870 --> 00:00:55,121 Was it even close? 21 00:00:52,870 --> 00:00:55,121 No! 22 00:00:55,205 --> 00:00:57,957 I have a mandate. Not the kind you hide from your wife either. 23 00:00:58,041 --> 00:00:59,793 I can't believe it. I'm a one-termer? 24 00:00:59,877 --> 00:01:02,796 That puts me alongside Henry Eustace Tyler and Art Wagner. 25 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:04,506 Never met Art Wagner. 26 00:01:04,590 --> 00:01:07,884 They took away his Realtor's license after Gategate. 27 00:01:04,590 --> 00:01:07,884 Huh. 28 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:10,470 Okay, enough history, Dun-for. Fork over the hardware. 29 00:01:10,554 --> 00:01:12,639 Gil, as my predecessor told me, 30 00:01:12,723 --> 00:01:15,767 respect the office, respect the medallion. 31 00:01:17,102 --> 00:01:19,145 Ooh, shiny. How often do you clean this thing? 32 00:01:19,229 --> 00:01:21,189 Every time I shower. 33 00:01:19,229 --> 00:01:21,189 Well, don't worry. 34 00:01:21,273 --> 00:01:22,816 It's gonna get a good buffing tonight... 35 00:01:22,900 --> 00:01:24,734 when it's swinging against the back of my wife's head. 36 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:28,238 Oh, yeah! 37 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:28,238 That is not respecting the medallion! 38 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:47,215 So, after we pick up my allergy medication, 39 00:01:47,299 --> 00:01:49,425 you drop Manny and I at the museum. 40 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:51,010 Why do you even have to go? 41 00:01:51,094 --> 00:01:53,555 Ay, other mothers are going to the field trip too. 42 00:01:53,639 --> 00:01:54,973 Don't worry. 43 00:01:55,057 --> 00:01:57,892 I'm not going to be all over you, trying to suffocate you. 44 00:01:57,976 --> 00:01:59,477 Don't talk like that. 45 00:01:59,561 --> 00:02:01,813 I hate crowded elevators. 46 00:02:01,897 --> 00:02:05,525 Only one thing worse– when they stop and you get trapped. 47 00:02:08,904 --> 00:02:12,115 Actually, there's one thing even worse than that. 48 00:02:12,199 --> 00:02:15,201 It's okay, sir. There's no need to panic. 49 00:02:15,285 --> 00:02:17,871 Getting trapped with him. 50 00:02:17,955 --> 00:02:20,415 I don't even know the guy's name. He belongs to my club. 51 00:02:20,499 --> 00:02:25,044 But for whatever reason, he has the knack for showing up... 52 00:02:25,128 --> 00:02:27,589 when I'm at my absolute worst. 53 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:32,552 Be right back. 54 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:32,552 Mm-hmm. 55 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,398 Here, let me help you. 56 00:02:45,482 --> 00:02:47,483 Maybe we should help someone else. 57 00:02:45,482 --> 00:02:47,483 Oh, don't be frightened. 58 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:49,569 Big step! 59 00:02:50,988 --> 00:02:52,322 Who's next? 60 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:55,742 I'm sorry. Pepper's getting a what for your wedding? 61 00:02:55,826 --> 00:02:57,368 A D.P. 62 00:02:57,452 --> 00:02:59,871 No. No, a director of photography. 63 00:02:59,955 --> 00:03:02,415 Apparently, he's a big deal. He won a Golden Globe. 64 00:03:02,499 --> 00:03:04,959 No, you win an Oscar. You buy a Golden Globe. 65 00:03:05,043 --> 00:03:06,961 So he can only meet with us this morning. 66 00:03:07,045 --> 00:03:09,005 Is there any way you could pick Lily up from school? 67 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:11,507 Uh, yeah. Yeah, I can. I'll take her to the park. 68 00:03:11,591 --> 00:03:13,593 That's good. It'll get my mind off this meeting with your friend. 69 00:03:13,677 --> 00:03:15,470 I am so nervous. 70 00:03:15,554 --> 00:03:17,847 I haven't had a sales meeting in forever. 71 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:21,601 I'm a little rusty. Do you remember when we used to call you "Little Rusty"? 72 00:03:21,685 --> 00:03:23,770 I was eight, and I can still cancel this meeting. 73 00:03:23,854 --> 00:03:28,274 Fine. I gotta go. I gotta– I don't know what I have to do. 74 00:03:28,358 --> 00:03:29,859 What is this? 75 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:33,446 I'm sweating off weight for my wrestling match. I slept in this. 76 00:03:33,530 --> 00:03:36,115 Does this have anything to do with why we're out of plastic wrap? 77 00:03:36,199 --> 00:03:39,661 It's the bottom layer. And I've got some news for you. It's not keeping me fresh. 78 00:03:39,745 --> 00:03:42,830 Okay. You're gonna be late. You gotta get undressed in the backseat. 79 00:03:42,914 --> 00:03:44,624 Ooh, got any pointers for him? 80 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:47,126 Do you girls have to move that now? 81 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:47,126 I've been lonely. 82 00:03:47,210 --> 00:03:48,962 Having a mirror in my room will be like having company. 83 00:03:49,046 --> 00:03:50,547 Ugh, your daughter's a parakeet. 84 00:03:52,299 --> 00:03:54,801 - Careful. - Stop saying that. I think I know what I'm– 85 00:03:54,885 --> 00:03:56,135 Oh, one second. 86 00:03:56,219 --> 00:03:58,096 Oh! 87 00:03:56,219 --> 00:03:58,096 Hello? 88 00:03:58,180 --> 00:03:59,514 Oh, hey. No, this is a good time. 89 00:03:59,598 --> 00:04:01,474 - Haley! - All right. Geez! 90 00:04:01,558 --> 00:04:04,894 No, I just gotta help my sister out with something. Okay. Bye. 91 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:07,480 Okay, let's just put this down for a second. 92 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:07,480 Okay. 93 00:04:09,358 --> 00:04:12,986 Uh-oh. I don't think this is gonna fit. You'll have to get a smaller mirror. 94 00:04:13,070 --> 00:04:14,362 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 95 00:04:14,446 --> 00:04:16,489 Haley, you'll still be the same size in it. 96 00:04:16,573 --> 00:04:18,491 No! 97 00:04:18,575 --> 00:04:20,243 Oh, my God! We're trapped! 98 00:04:20,327 --> 00:04:23,329 It's not such a huge disaster. You'll just be a little late for school. 99 00:04:23,413 --> 00:04:24,872 Make up your mind! Which is it? 100 00:04:24,956 --> 00:04:26,165 Oh, my God. 101 00:04:26,249 --> 00:04:28,668 I'm missing a text. 102 00:04:26,249 --> 00:04:28,668 Just got real, didn't it? 103 00:04:28,752 --> 00:04:30,337 Who sent you? 104 00:04:32,798 --> 00:04:34,590 Come on. We have to go. We can't be late. 105 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:37,176 I am so excited. Aren't you? 106 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:37,176 Oh, no. 107 00:04:37,260 --> 00:04:39,345 What? What's happening? How are you ruining this? 108 00:04:39,429 --> 00:04:41,472 There's a report of lice in Lily's class. 109 00:04:39,429 --> 00:04:41,472 Ugh. 110 00:04:41,556 --> 00:04:43,016 It's probably from Portia. 111 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:44,851 You know, she is always so filthy. 112 00:04:44,935 --> 00:04:47,895 They had to kick her out of Swim Buddies because she left a ring around the pool. 113 00:04:47,979 --> 00:04:51,691 We should probably cancel our meeting and pick Lily up ourselves, huh? 114 00:04:51,775 --> 00:04:54,068 Probably? We have to! 115 00:04:54,152 --> 00:04:55,820 We can't risk infecting Claire... 116 00:04:55,904 --> 00:05:00,199 just so we can keep a meeting with the top wedding photographer in the state. 117 00:05:01,326 --> 00:05:02,910 No. No. 118 00:05:02,994 --> 00:05:06,122 I am calling her. 119 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:07,915 Yeah, it's the right thing to do, 120 00:05:07,999 --> 00:05:10,501 even though it's like a one percent chance... 121 00:05:10,585 --> 00:05:12,378 of her actually catching anything... 122 00:05:12,462 --> 00:05:15,465 and a hundred percent chance of us freaking her out. 123 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:18,926 Well, now, wait. Are we being selfish here, Cam? 124 00:05:19,010 --> 00:05:21,220 Maybe. Go on. 125 00:05:21,304 --> 00:05:24,349 If we alarm her just so that we can have a clear conscience, 126 00:05:24,433 --> 00:05:26,059 doesn't that make us– 127 00:05:26,143 --> 00:05:27,435 Monsters. 128 00:05:26,143 --> 00:05:27,435 Monsters. 129 00:05:27,519 --> 00:05:29,729 Wouldn't we be doing her a favor by not telling her... 130 00:05:29,813 --> 00:05:31,481 and sparing her all that worry? 131 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:34,317 Second huge favor of the day, after you got her a meeting with your client. 132 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:37,236 Mmm. I'm– I'm starting to feel bad about this. 133 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:40,073 Because we're doing so many favors, Claire will never be able to pay us back? 134 00:05:40,157 --> 00:05:42,825 Thank you. Nope, she does not need the stress, Cam. 135 00:05:42,909 --> 00:05:44,911 Yep. That's it. No more favors for Claire. 136 00:05:44,995 --> 00:05:46,079 No! 137 00:05:46,163 --> 00:05:49,123 Look at us! Two blondes, having fun! 138 00:05:49,207 --> 00:05:50,500 Aah! 139 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:53,669 Hey, buddy! 140 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:56,130 My match is coming up. Got any final dad-vice? 141 00:05:56,214 --> 00:05:57,423 Starting to sound natural, right? 142 00:05:57,507 --> 00:05:59,217 Yeah. 143 00:05:57,507 --> 00:05:59,217 You know what? 144 00:05:59,301 --> 00:06:01,135 Just get out there and enjoy yourself. 145 00:06:01,219 --> 00:06:03,554 You showed real character trying a new sport. 146 00:06:03,638 --> 00:06:05,640 No matter what happens, I couldn't be prouder. 147 00:06:05,724 --> 00:06:07,600 - Thanks, Dad. - You bet. 148 00:06:07,684 --> 00:06:08,935 Go get 'em! 149 00:06:09,019 --> 00:06:11,437 That may be the best part about being a parent. 150 00:06:11,521 --> 00:06:14,941 Whatever's going on in your personal life, when your kid's happy, you're happy. 151 00:06:15,025 --> 00:06:18,152 A happy kid is like an antidepressant, but a natural one, 152 00:06:18,236 --> 00:06:20,738 not the kind your husband has to find in your jewelry drawer. 153 00:06:20,822 --> 00:06:23,325 Enough said about that! 154 00:06:27,204 --> 00:06:29,997 - Hey, Gil. - Oh, whoops! I'm sorry, man. 155 00:06:30,081 --> 00:06:33,835 I hope I didn't blind ya. Although you might not want to see what's next. 156 00:06:33,919 --> 00:06:36,546 Our kids are wrestling each other. 157 00:06:33,919 --> 00:06:36,546 Are you kidding? 158 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:40,174 Nope! There's my little bra-snapper right there. 159 00:06:40,258 --> 00:06:41,801 He's a beast, man. 160 00:06:41,885 --> 00:06:44,929 Oh, yeah, yeah. I get it. This is when you try to intimidate me. 161 00:06:45,013 --> 00:06:46,973 No. No. Hey, good luck. 162 00:06:47,057 --> 00:06:49,892 Hey, did you ever hear about those illegal baby-fighting rings... 163 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:51,561 they got south of the border? 164 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:54,355 - That's not a real thing. - Yeah, wife and I brought him down there. 165 00:06:54,439 --> 00:06:55,982 Won a whole carload of chickens. 166 00:06:56,066 --> 00:06:58,025 See you out there, man. 167 00:06:58,109 --> 00:07:00,069 That– That never happened! 168 00:06:58,109 --> 00:07:00,069 Hey! 169 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:03,156 Watch yourself! Watch yourself! 170 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:03,156 Wish me luck. 171 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:06,117 No need. You worked hard. I just want you to have fun. 172 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:06,117 Thanks, Dad. 173 00:07:06,201 --> 00:07:09,037 Also, I'd like to revise what I said to you in the car about biting. 174 00:07:12,082 --> 00:07:14,333 Manny, they have everything here. 175 00:07:14,417 --> 00:07:18,504 The Rain Forest Experience, the Hurricane Booth, Discovering the Body. 176 00:07:18,588 --> 00:07:21,757 We have that one in Colombia too, but– but a different kind. 177 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:24,343 Oh, no. 178 00:07:24,427 --> 00:07:26,512 - What? - You don't hear that? 179 00:07:28,765 --> 00:07:31,559 It's my new shoes. They're squeaking. 180 00:07:31,643 --> 00:07:33,853 Then walk softer. 181 00:07:33,937 --> 00:07:36,022 Oh, great. 182 00:07:36,106 --> 00:07:38,524 It sounds like the floor's made of cat toys. I'm screwed. 183 00:07:38,608 --> 00:07:40,109 - Why? - Why? 184 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:42,111 Because these kids make fun of everything. 185 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:44,655 Hand them this, it'll stick with me forever. 186 00:07:44,739 --> 00:07:46,449 That's what happened to Mumbles. 187 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:48,534 Hey, Manny, come with us. 188 00:07:48,618 --> 00:07:52,079 Let's go, Mumbles. 189 00:07:48,618 --> 00:07:52,079 One time! 190 00:07:52,163 --> 00:07:55,374 - Let's go. - Just go on without me. I'm just gonna stand here. 191 00:07:55,458 --> 00:07:57,711 What, forever? 192 00:07:59,129 --> 00:08:00,546 What happened to him? 193 00:08:00,630 --> 00:08:03,716 He didn't use to be that self-conscious before high school. 194 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:07,720 He used to go around in his poncho, play the pan flute. 195 00:08:07,804 --> 00:08:11,224 Ay, I miss my little old Manny. 196 00:08:11,308 --> 00:08:15,144 Manny, you care too much about what other people think. 197 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,897 I know that some of the mothers here want to make fun of me... 198 00:08:17,981 --> 00:08:21,067 because of my accent and my bouncy bosom. 199 00:08:21,151 --> 00:08:23,653 But they don't. You know why? Because I don't care. 200 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:27,157 Because I walk with confidence. And so can you. Let's go. 201 00:08:29,534 --> 00:08:31,244 This place sucks so bad. 202 00:08:31,328 --> 00:08:33,580 Sure does, Giggles. 203 00:08:31,328 --> 00:08:33,580 One time! 204 00:08:36,291 --> 00:08:37,833 Okay, she's not leaving. 205 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:40,211 You gotta lure her away from the staircase. 206 00:08:40,295 --> 00:08:42,296 She'll trust you. You're kind of dressed like an animal trainer. 207 00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:44,048 Why do you keep calling it a "she"? 208 00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:45,841 Because "hes" don't look at me like that. 209 00:08:45,925 --> 00:08:47,927 My God, is she gonna sleep all day long? 210 00:08:48,011 --> 00:08:50,429 That coming from you? The possum's actually laughing. 211 00:08:50,513 --> 00:08:53,307 And, besides, it's obviously not sleeping. 212 00:08:53,391 --> 00:08:56,310 - What else would she be doing? - Playing. 213 00:08:56,394 --> 00:08:58,854 - Playing... what? - Oh, my God! 214 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:02,858 Playing possum, the one thing that absolutely everyone knows possums do. 215 00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:06,487 Ha-ha! I got you! I was playing possum on you by pretending– 216 00:09:06,571 --> 00:09:07,655 No, no, no, no. Don't even. 217 00:09:07,739 --> 00:09:09,907 No, my God. Mom's not even here until 5:00. 218 00:09:09,991 --> 00:09:12,785 - And you ate our only PowerBar. - That's probably what attracted it. 219 00:09:12,869 --> 00:09:15,955 We gotta throw something at it. 220 00:09:12,869 --> 00:09:15,955 Fine. 221 00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:17,374 Are you crazy? 222 00:09:19,751 --> 00:09:21,294 Mr. Perlowe will be right with you. 223 00:09:21,378 --> 00:09:22,628 Thank you. 224 00:09:21,378 --> 00:09:22,628 Thank you. 225 00:09:22,712 --> 00:09:26,340 I was so nervous before, but I think I've really got this. 226 00:09:26,424 --> 00:09:28,301 Oh, no! 227 00:09:26,424 --> 00:09:28,301 What? 228 00:09:28,385 --> 00:09:30,052 What's happening? How are you ruining this? 229 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:31,804 Why does everybody say that? 230 00:09:31,888 --> 00:09:34,640 The director of photography we met with this morning, he's turning us down. 231 00:09:34,724 --> 00:09:37,476 Why? Um– Oh, "creative differences." 232 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:39,937 He suggested one of us wear a hidden camera in our boutonniere. 233 00:09:40,021 --> 00:09:41,731 He called it "Groom with a View." 234 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:44,150 Somebody got it into his head to call it the "Cam-Cam." 235 00:09:44,234 --> 00:09:47,236 Then there was a lot of foot-stomping and cane-snapping and monocle-smashing. 236 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,238 Who was your wedding photographer? Mr. Peanut? 237 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,866 It's a director of– 238 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,866 Sorry I'm late. 239 00:09:51,950 --> 00:09:54,368 Jim Perlowe, this is my sister, Claire Dunphy. 240 00:09:54,452 --> 00:09:55,953 Hi. A pleasure to meet you. 241 00:09:56,037 --> 00:09:57,747 Listen, I went by the construction site this morning, 242 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:00,333 and those condos are gonna be fantastic, 243 00:10:00,417 --> 00:10:02,668 assuming, of course, you get the right closets and blinds. 244 00:10:02,752 --> 00:10:05,463 Appears the meeting has already started, so, okay. Yes, it has! 245 00:10:05,547 --> 00:10:06,715 Bye-bye, Mitchell! 246 00:10:07,924 --> 00:10:09,508 Shall we? 247 00:10:09,592 --> 00:10:11,594 Yes, absolutely! So. 248 00:10:13,930 --> 00:10:16,140 Hey, sleepy! 249 00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:19,894 Long nap today. Claire must've really worn you out at the park, huh? 250 00:10:19,978 --> 00:10:22,438 Yeah. Do you want to lie down with me, Daddy? 251 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:26,025 Oh, honey, the day I answer no to that question... 252 00:10:27,152 --> 00:10:28,361 is today. 253 00:10:28,445 --> 00:10:30,905 - Where are you going? - I gotta call Daddy. 254 00:10:30,989 --> 00:10:34,533 You should know that it's not just our low prices that set us apart. 255 00:10:34,617 --> 00:10:36,661 It's our level of experience. 256 00:10:36,745 --> 00:10:38,663 You know, I have seen it before. 257 00:10:38,747 --> 00:10:41,832 A new guy walks in to an irregular-shaped space, and he's just like, 258 00:10:41,916 --> 00:10:44,127 "Ugh! Where do we even start?" 259 00:10:45,170 --> 00:10:47,088 You start with measurements, maybe. 260 00:10:47,172 --> 00:10:49,048 Hey, Cam, what's up? 261 00:10:49,132 --> 00:10:50,883 Well, it's official. Someone has lice. 262 00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:52,385 Daddy, hug me! 263 00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:52,385 Oh, oh! 264 00:10:52,469 --> 00:10:55,763 I would, but remember, the carpet's hot lava! Yeah, hot lava! 265 00:10:55,847 --> 00:10:58,391 Oh, my God. Are you sure? 266 00:10:58,475 --> 00:11:00,810 I think so. Her head sounds like Pop Rocks. 267 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,436 You have to warn Claire. 268 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:05,231 Daddy, this game is mean. 269 00:11:05,315 --> 00:11:07,775 Well, you know what, sweetie? Uh-huh. Yep. Hey. 270 00:11:07,859 --> 00:11:09,568 All right. No. Just stay calm. 271 00:11:09,652 --> 00:11:13,406 Um, first of all, if there's anything that you need from me, anything at all, 272 00:11:13,490 --> 00:11:15,700 I will be living at the Embassy Suites. 273 00:11:15,784 --> 00:11:18,077 Secondly, there's– there's no guarantee that she has it. 274 00:11:18,161 --> 00:11:20,997 I mean, I'm with her right now. I think I'd know. 275 00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:26,168 Yeah, I think I know. 276 00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:29,004 So, as you can see, all of them are modules, 277 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:30,506 so they can be customized for each unit– 278 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:31,590 Mitchell! 279 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:31,590 Hey! 280 00:11:31,674 --> 00:11:33,259 Hi! 281 00:11:31,674 --> 00:11:33,259 Claire, I need to talk to you. 282 00:11:33,343 --> 00:11:35,177 Yeah, right when we're done. Just after the meeting. 283 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:36,762 It's kind of important. 284 00:11:36,846 --> 00:11:39,432 I love– 285 00:11:36,846 --> 00:11:39,432 Actually, I gotta take this call. Excuse me. 286 00:11:39,516 --> 00:11:42,143 Okay. What is going on with you? 287 00:11:42,227 --> 00:11:44,854 You know how you've been scratching your head? 288 00:11:42,227 --> 00:11:44,854 Is it that noticeable? 289 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,480 I have some kind of nervous tic. 290 00:11:46,564 --> 00:11:48,566 Yeah, there might be one of those in there too. 291 00:11:48,650 --> 00:11:50,651 Um, so Lily brought home lice from school. 292 00:11:50,735 --> 00:11:52,236 What? 293 00:11:50,735 --> 00:11:52,236 Yeah. 294 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,947 And I would've told you, but Cam thought that maybe– 295 00:11:55,031 --> 00:11:58,868 You let me walk around with insects gnawing on my skull, and you said nothing? 296 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,870 Yeah, but, Claire– 297 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,870 Come here, Little Rusty. 298 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,164 Listen, you just– 299 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,164 What kind of monster... 300 00:12:03,248 --> 00:12:05,958 puts their self-interest ahead of telling another human being... 301 00:12:06,042 --> 00:12:08,961 that they are going to get a parasite infestation? 302 00:12:09,045 --> 00:12:10,880 I feel you would've done the same thing. 303 00:12:09,045 --> 00:12:10,880 Never. 304 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,298 No, Claire, stop it! 305 00:12:12,382 --> 00:12:14,300 I got to get off to another meeting. 306 00:12:14,384 --> 00:12:16,177 But, Claire, let's just cut to the chase. 307 00:12:14,384 --> 00:12:16,177 Uh-huh? 308 00:12:16,261 --> 00:12:18,095 - You got my business. - Oh, super! 309 00:12:18,179 --> 00:12:21,682 - Oh, I think we're way past handshakes, huh? 310 00:12:30,775 --> 00:12:33,402 Manny, stop disrespecting your ancestors. 311 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:36,489 It took them six and a half million years to walk upright. 312 00:12:36,573 --> 00:12:38,282 Didn't you hear the tour guy? 313 00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,659 "Duh." 314 00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,659 No, don't give me that attitude. 315 00:12:40,743 --> 00:12:43,078 No, I– Why is your face red? 316 00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:44,663 What? 317 00:12:44,747 --> 00:12:46,415 Ay. 318 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:50,544 It must be my allergy medication. I must be overreacting to it. 319 00:12:50,628 --> 00:12:53,298 Um, I'll get you some water. There's a fountain right over there. 320 00:12:54,799 --> 00:12:56,884 Manny, where have you been all day? 321 00:12:56,968 --> 00:13:00,012 I was in the Bird Wing. Hilarious they call it that, no? 322 00:13:00,096 --> 00:13:02,348 - Where's your mom? 323 00:13:02,432 --> 00:13:05,059 She was just there. 324 00:13:02,432 --> 00:13:05,059 I think she's hiding. 325 00:13:05,143 --> 00:13:07,436 She probably saw she and I were wearing the same outfit... 326 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,563 and didn't want to get outdone, as usual. 327 00:13:09,647 --> 00:13:12,775 Uh, yeah, maybe. 328 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,950 But the important thing is that I have fun out there, right? 329 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,327 Let's go over this again, 'cause I feel like you're not listening. 330 00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,079 I need you to win. 331 00:13:25,163 --> 00:13:26,664 Whoa, whoa! 332 00:13:25,163 --> 00:13:26,664 Hey, Jay. 333 00:13:26,748 --> 00:13:28,666 Hey, Luke. Don't let your dad get in your head. 334 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:31,377 - Get out there and do your best. - All right. 335 00:13:31,461 --> 00:13:33,045 What the hell was that? 336 00:13:33,129 --> 00:13:35,464 He's wrestling Gil Thorpe's kid. I hate that guy. 337 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,675 Always trying to make me feel like less of a man. 338 00:13:37,759 --> 00:13:40,010 The guy that took your necklace, right? 339 00:13:37,759 --> 00:13:40,010 My medallion! 340 00:13:40,094 --> 00:13:43,306 Call it what you want. I'm just glad I don't have to help you with the clasp again. 341 00:13:44,641 --> 00:13:46,225 Jay, you crying? 342 00:13:44,641 --> 00:13:46,225 No! 343 00:13:46,309 --> 00:13:49,478 Referee sprayed some disinfectant on the mats. I got some in my eye. 344 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,564 - You got a tissue? - Here you go. 345 00:13:51,648 --> 00:13:54,317 Keep it. It's my wife's. 346 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,319 - Hey, Dad! - Hey, Son. 347 00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:58,904 Good to see you. 348 00:13:58,988 --> 00:14:00,906 Uh, the match is about to start. 349 00:13:58,988 --> 00:14:00,906 Yeah? 350 00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:02,783 Which means it's about to finish. 351 00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:04,869 You see that little petunia he's wrestling? 352 00:14:07,997 --> 00:14:09,373 You know Gil's dad? 353 00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:11,417 I know he always sees me at my worst. 354 00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:14,003 I really want this win, Phil. 355 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:17,172 I can taste it, like metal. Me too. Metal. 356 00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:19,174 I don't know what it is with this guy, 357 00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:21,260 but no matter what I do, I just can't win with him. 358 00:14:21,344 --> 00:14:23,596 That's the way I am with his son. And Time Warner Cable. 359 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,431 It's emasculating, you know? 360 00:14:25,515 --> 00:14:27,266 It's not a feeling a man should have. 361 00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:28,851 You know what the beginning of "love" is? 362 00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:30,436 For God's sake. We're just talking here. 363 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:33,105 Why do you always have to make everything bigger than it is? 364 00:14:33,189 --> 00:14:34,315 L-O. 365 00:14:34,399 --> 00:14:35,900 Hey, Phil, listen. 366 00:14:35,984 --> 00:14:38,736 Does your pharmacy carry lice shampoo? Lily got it at school. 367 00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:42,114 Ooh, away, scary robot! Away! 368 00:14:42,198 --> 00:14:45,326 - I can't breathe. - Good. Neither can your hair pets. 369 00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:46,452 What? 370 00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:46,452 Nothing. 371 00:14:46,536 --> 00:14:48,537 Lily got lice from someone. 372 00:14:46,536 --> 00:14:48,537 Portia. 373 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,289 Who else? You know what? 374 00:14:50,373 --> 00:14:52,458 Skip the pharmacy. Just borrow our lice kit. 375 00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:54,501 It's in the basement. The key's under the mat. 376 00:14:54,585 --> 00:14:56,629 Thank you, Phil. Thanks. All right. 377 00:14:56,713 --> 00:14:59,632 Enough... with scary robot! 378 00:14:59,716 --> 00:15:02,635 - But who wants to pretend to be a dog and ride in the car? - I do! 379 00:15:02,719 --> 00:15:06,180 Okay. Meet you at the door. And remember, we're gonna keep our head outside the window. 380 00:15:06,264 --> 00:15:08,307 Fun! 381 00:15:06,264 --> 00:15:08,307 Yeah, fun. Uh-huh. 382 00:15:08,391 --> 00:15:10,017 Fun. 383 00:15:10,101 --> 00:15:11,936 All right, the match is starting. 384 00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:14,188 I feel that metal now in my mouth, like you were saying. 385 00:15:14,272 --> 00:15:16,273 What if he loses? 386 00:15:14,272 --> 00:15:16,273 Then we hide our disappointment. 387 00:15:16,357 --> 00:15:18,484 Follow my lead. I've been doing it for years. 388 00:15:18,568 --> 00:15:21,737 The kid needs to know we support him no matter what. 389 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:24,615 Come on, Luke! 390 00:15:24,699 --> 00:15:26,825 Yeah! 391 00:15:45,928 --> 00:15:48,180 All right, they're gone. 392 00:15:45,928 --> 00:15:48,180 Okay. Let's get out of here. 393 00:15:48,264 --> 00:15:49,765 Stay close. 394 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,350 Mom, you're unbelievable. 395 00:15:51,434 --> 00:15:53,686 Ay, that's sweet, but I know I look terrible. 396 00:15:53,770 --> 00:15:55,729 You come down on me for being self-conscious, 397 00:15:55,813 --> 00:15:58,691 then you run and hide because your face is red. 398 00:15:55,813 --> 00:15:58,691 You're right. 399 00:15:58,775 --> 00:16:00,734 I keep blaming the high school boys... 400 00:16:00,818 --> 00:16:03,237 for making you self-conscious, and you're taking after me. 401 00:16:03,321 --> 00:16:05,155 We can assign blame when we're safely behind our tinted windows. 402 00:16:05,239 --> 00:16:07,825 We're trapped! 403 00:16:07,909 --> 00:16:11,537 No. When I was in the caveman exhibit, I discovered fire exits. 404 00:16:11,621 --> 00:16:13,747 I'll explain to you why that's funny in the car. Follow me. 405 00:16:13,831 --> 00:16:16,917 No, Manny. It's time for me to set a good example for you. 406 00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:18,877 Okay. Mom, what are you doing? 407 00:16:18,961 --> 00:16:21,463 I'm gonna show you that it's not important what other people think. 408 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:25,092 What is important is that you stay true to yourself. Ay. 409 00:16:25,176 --> 00:16:27,970 It was the bravest thing my mom had ever done. 410 00:16:29,138 --> 00:16:30,472 Hey, everybody! 411 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,808 Uh, hear my squeaky shoes? 412 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:37,021 Pretty funny, isn't it? That's right, it's me, Ol' Squeaky Shoes. 413 00:16:37,105 --> 00:16:39,440 Crazy! Get a load of that pink shirt. 414 00:16:39,524 --> 00:16:41,942 Aw, it's so pretty. Hey, Manny, nice top. 415 00:16:42,026 --> 00:16:44,319 - Uh, but my shoes! - What about 'em, Pink Top? 416 00:16:47,323 --> 00:16:50,325 It was the bravest thing he has ever done. 417 00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,244 They call me "Pink Top." 418 00:16:52,328 --> 00:16:54,789 My hero. 419 00:16:52,328 --> 00:16:54,789 Pink Top. 420 00:16:57,834 --> 00:17:00,252 Hey! 421 00:16:57,834 --> 00:17:00,252 Ho! 422 00:17:00,336 --> 00:17:02,838 We really blew it with Luke today. 423 00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,590 How could I do that? 424 00:17:04,674 --> 00:17:06,425 My dad never missed an opportunity... 425 00:17:06,509 --> 00:17:09,762 to let me know when I disappointed him, and I do it to my grandkid. 426 00:17:09,846 --> 00:17:11,346 It's just as much my fault. 427 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,432 I've seen what having a disapproving father has done to my wife. 428 00:17:13,516 --> 00:17:15,934 - I should've known better. - Dang it. 429 00:17:16,018 --> 00:17:18,604 Buddy, I know you're upset. You've got every right. 430 00:17:18,688 --> 00:17:21,607 We made that wrestling match all about our stupid feud. 431 00:17:21,691 --> 00:17:23,859 That was wrong. 432 00:17:21,691 --> 00:17:23,859 Forget about those jerks. 433 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:27,154 We couldn't be anything but proud of you, just like I'm super proud of your mom. 434 00:17:27,238 --> 00:17:29,531 Let's repair this one first. 435 00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:32,534 We just don't want you to beat yourself up because you lost. 436 00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,661 I'm not. I just started wrestling. 437 00:17:34,745 --> 00:17:37,748 Sure, it would've been nice to win, but I tried my best. 438 00:17:37,832 --> 00:17:40,626 I just said "dang it" because I forgot to get a straw. 439 00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:43,504 Son of a gun! He's actually okay. 440 00:17:43,588 --> 00:17:45,631 - I don't buy it. - Why? What are you talking about? 441 00:17:45,715 --> 00:17:48,967 No kid lets down his father and grandfather and is that okay with it. 442 00:17:49,051 --> 00:17:52,346 He's burying his feelings. 443 00:17:49,051 --> 00:17:52,346 Or maybe he's just raised better than that. 444 00:17:52,430 --> 00:17:54,640 He knows it's pointless to fight other people's battles. 445 00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:56,475 It's all in the D.N.A., Phil. 446 00:17:56,559 --> 00:17:58,435 My old man has a problem with somebody? 447 00:17:58,519 --> 00:18:01,146 Trust me, I'm looking for that guy's kid on the school yard. 448 00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:03,649 It's how men work. 449 00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:03,649 Or used to work. 450 00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:06,860 Maybe those thuggish Pritchett genes got mixed with more evolved Dunphy genes, 451 00:18:06,944 --> 00:18:08,946 resulting in a more elevated human being. 452 00:18:09,030 --> 00:18:10,989 Oh, my God! He's attacking him! 453 00:18:11,073 --> 00:18:14,034 Hey! Get off my kid! 454 00:18:11,073 --> 00:18:14,034 Hey! Get off my kid! 455 00:18:14,118 --> 00:18:15,702 You get off of my kid! 456 00:18:15,786 --> 00:18:17,663 Hey, hey! Get off my daughter's husband! 457 00:18:17,747 --> 00:18:19,832 Would it kill you to call me your kid, Jay? 458 00:18:21,459 --> 00:18:23,919 - Oh, my God. He was saving him. - Oh. 459 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:26,255 Have a good day. 460 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:26,255 Well, all's well that ends well. 461 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,464 Right. 462 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,464 Yeah, yeah. 463 00:18:27,548 --> 00:18:28,841 Here we go. 464 00:18:27,548 --> 00:18:28,841 Grab a seat, Son. 465 00:18:28,925 --> 00:18:31,176 Coming in. 466 00:18:28,925 --> 00:18:31,176 I think, uh, probably just a regular burger. 467 00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:32,345 Yeah. 468 00:18:35,431 --> 00:18:37,432 I can't see it anymore. You think it's gone? 469 00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:39,017 It could be hiding. 470 00:18:39,101 --> 00:18:41,687 I have an idea. 471 00:18:39,101 --> 00:18:41,687 What are you doing? 472 00:18:41,771 --> 00:18:44,439 I'm gonna create a distraction so then we can make a break for it. 473 00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:46,692 Okay, just give it a second to warm up. 474 00:18:46,776 --> 00:18:47,943 Okay. 475 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,362 It's back! 476 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,533 Oh, my gosh. 477 00:18:54,617 --> 00:18:57,369 It's so dark down here. Be careful, sweetie. 478 00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:08,922 What is going on down here? 479 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,053 All right, I got to admit something right here. 480 00:19:15,137 --> 00:19:17,097 You impressed me today, Luke. 481 00:19:17,181 --> 00:19:21,018 That kid started choking. You didn't see a rival or– 482 00:19:17,181 --> 00:19:21,018 Yeah. 483 00:19:21,102 --> 00:19:23,437 a chance to fight your family's stupid battles. 484 00:19:23,521 --> 00:19:25,981 You just saw somebody who needed help. 485 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:28,734 And that makes you the biggest man in this whole car. 486 00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,821 You just attacked him, didn't you? 487 00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,821 He made that choke sign. 488 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,907 I thought he was mocking my wrestling. 489 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,452 Well, let's go ahead and keep that to ourselves. 490 00:19:38,536 --> 00:19:39,912 Yeah. 491 00:19:42,999 --> 00:19:44,917 I'll get it. 492 00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:48,587 Honey, I take back everything I ever said about this stupid invention. 493 00:19:48,671 --> 00:19:50,088 It has a name. 494 00:19:50,172 --> 00:19:52,466 The Real HeadScratcher T.M. 495 00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:54,801 Hey! 496 00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:54,801 Well, come on in. 497 00:19:54,885 --> 00:19:56,845 Just wanna say I'm sorry, Doofy. 498 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,765 And yet you're still calling– 499 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,765 What your kid did today was amazing. 500 00:19:59,849 --> 00:20:01,141 No hard feelings, right? 501 00:20:01,225 --> 00:20:04,978 Hey, Cam, hold off on that thing for a second. Lily, honey? 502 00:20:05,062 --> 00:20:07,439 Are you kidding me? It's all in good fun. 503 00:20:05,062 --> 00:20:07,439 All right. Good. 504 00:20:07,523 --> 00:20:08,982 Whoa! Who's this little dumpling? 505 00:20:09,066 --> 00:20:12,694 Only my niece. If there's one thing she loves, it's piggyback. 506 00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:15,822 No, I don't. 507 00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:15,822 Yep! Hop on up there! 508 00:20:15,906 --> 00:20:17,991 All right! 509 00:20:15,906 --> 00:20:17,991 Yeah! 510 00:20:18,075 --> 00:20:20,118 Who's this man? 511 00:20:18,075 --> 00:20:20,118 You can call me "Uncle Gil"! 512 00:20:20,202 --> 00:20:22,496 Uncle Gil! You two look great together! 513 00:20:22,580 --> 00:20:24,581 Get in there! Yeah! 514 00:20:22,580 --> 00:20:24,581 Yeah! 515 00:20:24,665 --> 00:20:27,000 Yeah! I'm telling you, these little buggers love me. 516 00:20:27,084 --> 00:20:29,127 That's the plan! 517 00:20:27,084 --> 00:20:29,127 Yeah! 518 00:20:29,211 --> 00:20:30,462 Whoo!