1 00:00:02,622 --> 00:00:04,791 Mwah! 2 00:00:02,622 --> 00:00:04,791 Okay, I've fed you. 3 00:00:04,875 --> 00:00:07,794 Now, who's ready to watch some basketball? 4 00:00:07,878 --> 00:00:09,629 Why am I looking at you? 5 00:00:07,878 --> 00:00:09,629 I don't know. 6 00:00:09,713 --> 00:00:12,548 Unlike you, I don't need a reason to watch a bunch of guys run around in shorts. 7 00:00:12,632 --> 00:00:14,801 Don't ruin this for me like you did with Olympic diving. 8 00:00:14,885 --> 00:00:16,302 - Cam? - Recording it. 9 00:00:16,386 --> 00:00:18,846 Mitch and I are taking Alex and Manny to an art exhibit. 10 00:00:18,930 --> 00:00:20,723 But, of course, everybody is welcome to join. 11 00:00:20,807 --> 00:00:24,060 It's a retrospective on postwar abstract expressionism. 12 00:00:24,144 --> 00:00:26,312 - Wait. For school? - No, for life. 13 00:00:26,396 --> 00:00:29,065 Oh, thank God. I don't even know who we fought in the postwar. 14 00:00:29,149 --> 00:00:31,484 Told you one car was enough. 15 00:00:31,568 --> 00:00:33,653 Looks like it's just the two amigos. 16 00:00:31,568 --> 00:00:33,653 Haley? 17 00:00:33,737 --> 00:00:36,447 Oh, sorry to brunch and bail, Grandpa, but I've got a date. 18 00:00:36,531 --> 00:00:39,409 - Uh, with whom? - A gorgeous guy I met at school. 19 00:00:39,493 --> 00:00:41,744 Ooh, goes there or cleans there? 20 00:00:39,493 --> 00:00:41,744 Mom. 21 00:00:41,828 --> 00:00:43,663 - Answer the question. - So everyone's leaving? 22 00:00:43,747 --> 00:00:47,166 No, I'm– I'm not. I wish I had known this before I served the good bacon. 23 00:00:47,250 --> 00:00:49,002 You did not serve the good bacon. 24 00:00:49,086 --> 00:00:53,881 - Shh! Don't you have a tiny dress to buy? - Yes, we do! 25 00:00:53,965 --> 00:00:56,843 We asked Gloria to take Lily to pick out her flower girl dress. 26 00:00:56,927 --> 00:00:59,512 Yeah. We're clearly not following every wedding tradition, 27 00:00:59,596 --> 00:01:03,433 but there will damn sure be one dress the grooms don't see until the big day. 28 00:01:03,517 --> 00:01:06,936 And we also asked Claire to go because we thought her sensible style... 29 00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:09,147 nicely complements Gloria's flair. 30 00:01:09,231 --> 00:01:11,691 That way Lily doesn't end up looking too– 31 00:01:30,961 --> 00:01:32,545 There's my boy. 32 00:01:32,629 --> 00:01:36,132 I know you're talking to Joe, but that still feels really good to hear. 33 00:01:36,216 --> 00:01:39,218 Okay, clocking out. Ch-Ch– Boop! 34 00:01:39,302 --> 00:01:42,221 You know, Andy, if you want, you can stay and watch the game. 35 00:01:42,305 --> 00:01:44,474 Otherwise, I'll just be here by myself. 36 00:01:44,558 --> 00:01:46,184 I'm right here. 37 00:01:46,268 --> 00:01:48,144 I'd love to, Mr. P., 38 00:01:48,228 --> 00:01:50,897 but I gotta come up with an anniversary gift for my girlfriend. 39 00:01:50,981 --> 00:01:52,565 I make her something different every year, 40 00:01:52,649 --> 00:01:54,859 like a scrapbook or a nice scarf. 41 00:01:54,943 --> 00:01:57,779 This year, I was thinking maybe I could bake her some banana bread. 42 00:01:57,863 --> 00:02:00,406 Oh, I am the king of banana bread. 43 00:02:00,490 --> 00:02:02,575 You know my secret? No nuts. 44 00:02:02,659 --> 00:02:04,369 Not such a secret. 45 00:02:04,453 --> 00:02:06,412 I used to make stuff for Claire all the time. 46 00:02:06,496 --> 00:02:08,456 Pretty sure my artistry is what locked her down. 47 00:02:08,540 --> 00:02:10,083 I got to make this year special. 48 00:02:10,167 --> 00:02:12,502 With her in the coast guard, I, like, hardly ever get to see her. 49 00:02:12,586 --> 00:02:17,256 Well, this is just off the dome, but, uh, maybe send her a fun video? 50 00:02:17,340 --> 00:02:20,510 Ooh. She does love Rock of Ages. 51 00:02:20,594 --> 00:02:22,387 Or you could make your own video– 52 00:02:22,471 --> 00:02:25,139 something romantic and personal with real production value. 53 00:02:25,223 --> 00:02:27,225 I got some pretty choice equipment back at the house. 54 00:02:27,309 --> 00:02:28,768 - I'd be happy to help. - Would you really? 55 00:02:28,852 --> 00:02:30,770 - Yeah! - Yes! 56 00:02:30,854 --> 00:02:32,355 Great! Let's do it! 57 00:02:32,439 --> 00:02:34,816 Luke, buddy, I'll pick you up later. We can go check out some wheels. 58 00:02:34,900 --> 00:02:37,944 I thought you were gonna stay and watch the game. 59 00:02:38,028 --> 00:02:39,612 I knew you loved me. 60 00:02:39,696 --> 00:02:41,197 Oh, get out! 61 00:02:41,281 --> 00:02:42,448 Come on. 62 00:02:41,281 --> 00:02:42,448 Wheels? 63 00:02:42,532 --> 00:02:44,617 What, are you looking at cars already? 64 00:02:44,701 --> 00:02:46,994 Pottery wheels. I have to pick a spring elective, 65 00:02:47,078 --> 00:02:50,039 and Dad thinks I should take ceramics 'cause lots of girls do. 66 00:02:50,123 --> 00:02:51,791 You know what a lot of girls don't do? 67 00:02:51,875 --> 00:02:53,543 Guys who take ceramics. 68 00:02:53,627 --> 00:02:55,628 You got a wood shop at your school? 69 00:02:55,712 --> 00:02:58,464 I can't really build stuff. I mostly take apart and apologize. 70 00:02:58,548 --> 00:03:01,175 You gotta know how to build things. 71 00:02:58,548 --> 00:03:01,175 I can build suspense. 72 00:03:01,259 --> 00:03:03,261 How? 73 00:03:01,259 --> 00:03:03,261 Well, get this. 74 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:08,141 - Huh? - Garage. Now. 75 00:03:10,727 --> 00:03:12,228 What's a bridal store? 76 00:03:12,312 --> 00:03:15,815 It's a place with the most wonderful dresses that you have ever seen. 77 00:03:15,899 --> 00:03:17,400 We're gonna get you the perfect one... 78 00:03:17,484 --> 00:03:20,319 even if it take us all day. 79 00:03:20,403 --> 00:03:21,904 Found it. 80 00:03:21,988 --> 00:03:23,990 Oh, no, sweetie. That's a costume. 81 00:03:24,074 --> 00:03:26,534 You can't wear a costume to a wedding. 82 00:03:24,074 --> 00:03:26,534 Why not? 83 00:03:26,618 --> 00:03:29,203 Belle was a princess. She faced the Beast. 84 00:03:29,287 --> 00:03:32,331 She stood up to the townspeople. What have you done? 85 00:03:32,415 --> 00:03:36,586 I... got us into that tiny, little parking spot. 86 00:03:36,670 --> 00:03:39,672 Princess dresses are not the only pretty dresses. 87 00:03:39,756 --> 00:03:42,425 I want to be a princess. I want to be a princess! 88 00:03:42,509 --> 00:03:44,010 Stop that right now. 89 00:03:44,094 --> 00:03:46,012 Your dads want you to have a flower girl dress, 90 00:03:46,096 --> 00:03:47,597 and that's what we're going to get you. 91 00:03:47,681 --> 00:03:49,266 So march. 92 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:54,353 It was marked "compact," and we're driving a minivan, so– 93 00:03:54,437 --> 00:03:56,481 Hey, thanks for inviting us to this. 94 00:03:56,565 --> 00:03:59,066 Oh, no problem. You know, I'm surprised that this particular foursome... 95 00:03:59,150 --> 00:04:00,860 doesn't hang out more often, considering– 96 00:04:00,944 --> 00:04:02,695 We're the cultured ones in the family? 97 00:04:02,779 --> 00:04:04,780 I wouldn't say that... outside this group. 98 00:04:06,491 --> 00:04:08,910 Did you know your father actually goes to the grocery store to buy books? 99 00:04:08,994 --> 00:04:10,536 I did know that, yeah. 100 00:04:10,620 --> 00:04:13,289 I also know that the best way to get my sister to fall asleep is to– 101 00:04:13,373 --> 00:04:15,791 Show her a movie with subtitles. Bonne nuit, Maman. 102 00:04:15,875 --> 00:04:18,544 We should be nice and grateful that we have this day to spend together... 103 00:04:18,628 --> 00:04:20,379 in our own private salon. 104 00:04:20,463 --> 00:04:23,466 Don't tell my mom that. She'll show up and ask to get her roots done. 105 00:04:23,550 --> 00:04:25,719 Manny! 106 00:04:23,550 --> 00:04:25,719 That's true though. 107 00:04:28,346 --> 00:04:31,015 Thanks, Manny. 108 00:04:28,346 --> 00:04:31,015 I am so excited for this exhibit. 109 00:04:31,099 --> 00:04:33,226 I'm such an admirer of Kandinsky. 110 00:04:33,310 --> 00:04:36,604 You know, he was credited with painting the first truly abstract work. 111 00:04:36,688 --> 00:04:38,272 Is that so? 112 00:04:36,688 --> 00:04:38,272 Mm-hmm. 113 00:04:38,356 --> 00:04:41,317 To be honest, I was a little nervous about holding my own with those three, 114 00:04:41,401 --> 00:04:44,529 so– I did a little boning up on Kandinsky. 115 00:04:44,613 --> 00:04:47,490 Figured it couldn't hurt to have a few facts in my pocket. 116 00:04:47,574 --> 00:04:50,409 My backup plan was to touch a painting and get thrown out. 117 00:04:50,493 --> 00:04:53,663 Yes, hi. Excuse me. Can you tell us where the Kandinsky exhibit is? 118 00:04:53,747 --> 00:04:57,083 You know, Wassily Kandinsky? Born in Moscow? Son of a tea merchant. 119 00:04:57,167 --> 00:04:59,961 I'm sorry. That exhibit was temporary. It's closed. 120 00:05:00,045 --> 00:05:01,963 What? No. 121 00:05:02,047 --> 00:05:03,923 Oh, I love this Matisse. 122 00:05:04,007 --> 00:05:05,675 You know, this is one of his final works. 123 00:05:05,759 --> 00:05:08,010 His failing health led to his exploration of paper cutouts. 124 00:05:08,094 --> 00:05:10,263 Ah, yes. I believe he called it "painting with scissors." 125 00:05:10,347 --> 00:05:12,390 And he was also a contemporary of Picasso. 126 00:05:12,474 --> 00:05:15,017 You can definitely see how they influenced each other. Right, Cam? 127 00:05:15,101 --> 00:05:19,438 Huh? Uh, well, you know, it really reminds me... of, uh, Kandinsky. 128 00:05:19,522 --> 00:05:22,775 How so? 129 00:05:19,522 --> 00:05:22,775 Well, not so much in look, more in texture. 130 00:05:22,859 --> 00:05:24,610 No, Cam! 131 00:05:22,859 --> 00:05:24,610 No, please, sir, don't touch the art. 132 00:05:24,694 --> 00:05:26,862 Sorry. I'll leave the premises. 133 00:05:24,694 --> 00:05:26,862 No, it's– it's fine. 134 00:05:26,946 --> 00:05:28,531 Just take a few steps back. 135 00:05:30,742 --> 00:05:35,913 Beth, I would swim the deepest, sharkiest oceans to be with you. 136 00:05:35,997 --> 00:05:38,082 What are you doing? Cut! 137 00:05:38,166 --> 00:05:40,209 Well, now we have a blooper reel. 138 00:05:40,293 --> 00:05:42,587 We're making a video love letter for Andy's girlfriend. 139 00:05:42,671 --> 00:05:45,298 Your dad uses his computer to put in cool backgrounds... 140 00:05:45,382 --> 00:05:47,967 while I act out all the things that I would do to be with her, 141 00:05:48,051 --> 00:05:50,469 like swim an ocean or climb a mountain. 142 00:05:50,553 --> 00:05:53,639 Ooh, how about you buy a plane ticket and visit her like a normal person? 143 00:05:53,723 --> 00:05:55,766 I would, but the coast guard keeps her really busy. 144 00:05:55,850 --> 00:05:57,685 Eyes. Does she like it? 145 00:05:57,769 --> 00:06:01,897 She's probably so lonely with only two other women to talk to in her whole 40-person unit. 146 00:06:01,981 --> 00:06:05,651 So you're saying it's just your girlfriend and 36 super-in-shape dudes? 147 00:06:05,735 --> 00:06:07,653 Thirty-seven. And it's not what you think. 148 00:06:07,737 --> 00:06:10,197 The coast guard seriously frowns on fraternizing. 149 00:06:10,281 --> 00:06:12,575 - It's forbidden. - Oh. That doesn't make it hot. 150 00:06:12,659 --> 00:06:16,203 I got some on your face. You're gonna shine. I'll go get some of my– Claire's powder. 151 00:06:16,287 --> 00:06:17,872 My Claire. She's my wife. 152 00:06:19,499 --> 00:06:21,042 I thought you had a date to go on. 153 00:06:21,126 --> 00:06:23,210 I do. 154 00:06:23,294 --> 00:06:25,087 - When's he gonna get here? - Whenever he does. 155 00:06:25,171 --> 00:06:27,006 He's just, like, a few minutes late. 156 00:06:27,090 --> 00:06:28,883 I'm sorry. 157 00:06:28,967 --> 00:06:30,843 That is so rude. 158 00:06:30,927 --> 00:06:33,429 A real man would be more considerate of your time. 159 00:06:33,513 --> 00:06:35,139 You're right. 160 00:06:35,223 --> 00:06:38,559 That's why every year People magazine names the consideratest man alive. 161 00:06:38,643 --> 00:06:41,771 Oh, man. You can make fun of me all you want, 162 00:06:41,855 --> 00:06:44,940 but when you grow up, you'll see what qualities make up a real man. 163 00:06:45,024 --> 00:06:46,692 Someone say "makeup"? 164 00:06:45,024 --> 00:06:46,692 I did. 165 00:06:46,776 --> 00:06:49,528 All right. Here we go. 166 00:06:49,612 --> 00:06:53,032 Oh, yeah. Much better. You know what? I think I'm gonna shadow down here. 167 00:06:56,119 --> 00:06:58,329 Gloria, you are gonna love this one. 168 00:06:58,413 --> 00:07:00,873 I think we have finally found the perfect dress. 169 00:07:00,957 --> 00:07:02,459 Ta-da. 170 00:07:03,460 --> 00:07:05,211 It's nice, but I don't like the bow. 171 00:07:05,295 --> 00:07:06,796 Let's try more. 172 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:09,090 We've tried on six dresses already. She's fine with this. 173 00:07:09,174 --> 00:07:10,966 Right, Lily? 174 00:07:09,174 --> 00:07:10,966 I don't care. 175 00:07:11,050 --> 00:07:12,593 See? She loves it. Done. 176 00:07:12,677 --> 00:07:14,387 Go try the lace one. 177 00:07:14,471 --> 00:07:18,057 Seriously? 178 00:07:14,471 --> 00:07:18,057 This is endless. 179 00:07:18,141 --> 00:07:19,809 Why are you dragging this out? 180 00:07:19,893 --> 00:07:21,894 'Cause we haven't found the right dress. 181 00:07:21,978 --> 00:07:23,938 You have got to be a better shopper than this. 182 00:07:24,022 --> 00:07:26,107 I have seen you buy three outfits while driving a car. 183 00:07:26,191 --> 00:07:29,276 Come on. It's fun. I don't have any daughters. 184 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:32,863 All I get to buy is tuxedos, and they all look the same. 185 00:07:32,947 --> 00:07:36,075 But don't tell Manny that because I don't want to hear another lecture. 186 00:07:36,159 --> 00:07:40,204 It's funny. I have never cared about any of this stuff. 187 00:07:40,288 --> 00:07:42,415 I didn't even wear a wedding dress when I married Phil. 188 00:07:42,499 --> 00:07:45,000 - Never even tried one on. 189 00:07:45,084 --> 00:07:48,212 Easy. That is the reaction for when there's a man behind me with a gun. 190 00:07:48,296 --> 00:07:50,297 All I said is I don't care about wedding dresses. 191 00:07:50,381 --> 00:07:52,508 Because you've never been in one. 192 00:07:52,592 --> 00:07:54,593 - I'm gonna pick some for you to try. - Okay, no, no. 193 00:07:54,677 --> 00:07:57,430 - No need. Mm-mmm. - Come on. You'll feel beautiful. 194 00:07:57,514 --> 00:08:00,599 Then you can go back to your... boy clothes. 195 00:08:00,683 --> 00:08:02,017 Hey. 196 00:08:02,101 --> 00:08:04,019 Bought this shirt for Luke, and I couldn't return it. 197 00:08:04,103 --> 00:08:05,938 And I don't have all day to try on dresses. 198 00:08:06,022 --> 00:08:07,606 Oh, and I do? 199 00:08:07,690 --> 00:08:10,109 It'll be fun for me. You're my stepdaughter. 200 00:08:10,193 --> 00:08:11,610 I'm older than you. 201 00:08:11,694 --> 00:08:14,822 You see? It's already fun. 202 00:08:14,906 --> 00:08:18,117 We're gonna start by building a simple toolbox. 203 00:08:18,201 --> 00:08:20,286 First, I'm gonna show you how to cut the wood. 204 00:08:20,370 --> 00:08:23,622 I know you're a little young for this, goober. Try to soak it all up. 205 00:08:23,706 --> 00:08:25,416 What is this thing? 206 00:08:23,706 --> 00:08:25,416 Table vise. 207 00:08:28,002 --> 00:08:30,671 No. I already went through this with Mitchell. 208 00:08:30,755 --> 00:08:32,381 That's what we're here to prevent. 209 00:08:32,465 --> 00:08:34,341 Didn't your dad teach you any of this stuff? 210 00:08:34,425 --> 00:08:36,510 He says the only tool you need is a sense of humor. 211 00:08:36,594 --> 00:08:39,638 'Cause who needs the Jaws of Life if you have a good knock-knock joke? 212 00:08:39,722 --> 00:08:42,475 Luke, grab the goggles over there, please. 213 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:45,144 And try to pay attention. 214 00:08:45,228 --> 00:08:48,063 We measure twice, and we cut once. 215 00:08:48,147 --> 00:08:50,357 Hey, Grandpa, can you bench 180 pounds? 216 00:08:50,441 --> 00:08:52,151 I just said pay attention. 217 00:08:52,235 --> 00:08:53,986 And that's actually 205 with the bar. 218 00:08:54,070 --> 00:08:56,072 I'll lift that for you later. 219 00:08:58,074 --> 00:09:00,743 I can see you're not gonna let up about that. 220 00:08:58,074 --> 00:09:00,743 Eh, I'm okay. 221 00:09:00,827 --> 00:09:04,163 Spot me. Now, if this thing goes south, 222 00:09:04,247 --> 00:09:06,332 I want you to call 911... 223 00:09:06,416 --> 00:09:08,793 and tell Joe his old man died as he lived– 224 00:09:08,877 --> 00:09:10,628 saving a trainload of people. 225 00:09:17,635 --> 00:09:19,220 All right. That's enough for now. 226 00:09:19,304 --> 00:09:21,680 Whoa. 227 00:09:21,764 --> 00:09:24,767 Tell me everything you know about women. 228 00:09:28,354 --> 00:09:31,524 Yeah, that last thing. Funny. Funny. 229 00:09:31,608 --> 00:09:34,276 Funny. I must be a little behind you guys. 230 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,321 His words. 231 00:09:38,114 --> 00:09:39,865 Do you feel what's happening here? 232 00:09:38,114 --> 00:09:39,865 I feel pinching. 233 00:09:39,949 --> 00:09:43,786 No. I'm the weak link of this super group. They know it and I know it. 234 00:09:43,870 --> 00:09:45,412 It's fine when we're all in a big group, 235 00:09:45,496 --> 00:09:48,874 but once we're separated from the herd, the hooves come out. 236 00:09:48,958 --> 00:09:53,087 Don't you mean "claws"? 237 00:09:48,958 --> 00:09:53,087 Clawed animals don't travel in herds, Mitchell. 238 00:09:53,171 --> 00:09:55,631 Packs, flocks and prides. Why can't we be on a farm? 239 00:09:55,715 --> 00:09:58,259 I'd make you all look like such idiots. 240 00:09:58,343 --> 00:10:00,594 You know what? I'm just gonna wait outside. 241 00:10:00,678 --> 00:10:04,056 No. Cam, come on. You're being silly. 242 00:10:04,140 --> 00:10:07,393 To be perfectly honest, I-I really needed Cam to stay. 243 00:10:07,477 --> 00:10:09,895 The minute he goes, I'm the dumb one. 244 00:10:09,979 --> 00:10:14,650 I-I took an art history class once, but that was just to look at naked Italian dudes, so– 245 00:10:14,734 --> 00:10:16,902 Remember now, you're in subzero temperatures. 246 00:10:16,986 --> 00:10:20,322 The only thing keeping you warm is the heat of your fiery passion. 247 00:10:20,406 --> 00:10:23,617 And... go! 248 00:10:23,701 --> 00:10:25,202 - My beautiful Beth– - Colder! 249 00:10:25,286 --> 00:10:26,954 My b-b-beautiful B-Beth. 250 00:10:27,038 --> 00:10:28,539 Colder! 251 00:10:28,623 --> 00:10:31,166 That's too cold. That's too cold. 252 00:10:28,623 --> 00:10:31,166 B-B-Beth! 253 00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:32,918 Now we're talking! 254 00:10:33,002 --> 00:10:35,254 You're so beautiful to me! 255 00:10:33,002 --> 00:10:35,254 Yes! 256 00:10:35,338 --> 00:10:37,590 Why am I so intent on helping Andy? 257 00:10:37,674 --> 00:10:40,467 I love filmmaking, and I love love. 258 00:10:40,551 --> 00:10:43,262 I guess you could say I enjoy making love on film, 259 00:10:43,346 --> 00:10:45,931 and now I don't have to do it by myself. 260 00:10:46,015 --> 00:10:49,727 Beth, this is my long way of saying I miss you. 261 00:10:49,811 --> 00:10:52,938 This– Uh– You know, this is weird. I don't really know where to look. 262 00:10:53,022 --> 00:10:57,318 No, it's not weird. Just look deep into my eyes and sweep me off my feet. 263 00:10:57,402 --> 00:10:58,903 All right. 264 00:11:00,571 --> 00:11:02,114 - Honey– - Yeah, that's weird. 265 00:11:02,198 --> 00:11:04,241 It is. Yeah. 266 00:11:02,198 --> 00:11:04,241 Haley, honey, can you help us? 267 00:11:04,325 --> 00:11:07,703 - I don't think anyone can. - Just let Andy hold you Officer and a Gentleman style, 268 00:11:07,787 --> 00:11:10,289 and I'll superimpose Beth's face over yours on the computer. 269 00:11:10,373 --> 00:11:13,459 - That's insane. - I know. I can do anything with this. 270 00:11:13,543 --> 00:11:14,960 If she's not comfortable– 271 00:11:13,543 --> 00:11:14,960 You know what, guys? 272 00:11:15,044 --> 00:11:17,046 This whole thing is really sad and pathetic. 273 00:11:17,130 --> 00:11:19,632 No girl wants a guy that tries this hard. 274 00:11:19,716 --> 00:11:22,134 If I got this video, I'd call the police. 275 00:11:22,218 --> 00:11:24,637 Some girls actually like guys who are nice to them. 276 00:11:24,721 --> 00:11:26,305 Some girls like 36 of them. 277 00:11:26,389 --> 00:11:29,016 - There's 37 of them! - Okay, this is passion. We can use it. 278 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:31,101 Andy, pick her up. 279 00:11:31,185 --> 00:11:33,228 All right. Let's just get this over with. 280 00:11:31,185 --> 00:11:33,228 Oh, my gosh! 281 00:11:33,312 --> 00:11:35,022 He's actually picking me up! Dad! 282 00:11:35,106 --> 00:11:38,151 It's just for a minute. Now lock eyes, and... action. 283 00:11:40,570 --> 00:11:44,657 Honey, this is my long way of saying I miss you. 284 00:11:44,741 --> 00:11:48,369 I don't have to climb a mountain or swim an ocean... 285 00:11:48,453 --> 00:11:50,746 to be with you, 286 00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:53,248 because you're always with me– 287 00:11:53,332 --> 00:11:59,171 in my thoughts, my dreams, my heart. 288 00:11:59,255 --> 00:12:02,841 You deserve more than I could possibly ever give you, 289 00:12:02,925 --> 00:12:05,178 but everything I have is yours. 290 00:12:07,138 --> 00:12:08,806 I love you. 291 00:12:10,141 --> 00:12:12,184 Cut! 292 00:12:12,268 --> 00:12:14,895 That was beautiful. I really felt that one. Did you feel that one? 293 00:12:14,979 --> 00:12:17,022 No, I didn't feel anything. 294 00:12:17,106 --> 00:12:19,858 - I was talking to Andy. - I know! Put me down, freak! 295 00:12:19,942 --> 00:12:22,361 Ugh! 296 00:12:19,942 --> 00:12:22,361 Wow. 297 00:12:22,445 --> 00:12:25,698 That really takes me back to my cheerleading days. 298 00:12:29,827 --> 00:12:32,705 How could a guy with so much pain create such hopeful imagery? 299 00:12:32,789 --> 00:12:35,874 I certainly couldn't paint like that if my mother was dying of consumption. 300 00:12:35,958 --> 00:12:39,294 The last time she had a cold, I could barely arrange the flowers on the front table. 301 00:12:39,378 --> 00:12:40,879 You know what I found so interesting? 302 00:12:40,963 --> 00:12:43,549 Was that the first painting and the last painting were so similar, 303 00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:47,511 and I think that that was intentional, a comment on the perpetual motion of life. 304 00:12:47,595 --> 00:12:50,264 The first painting was the last painting. We walked in a circle. 305 00:12:51,390 --> 00:12:52,891 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 306 00:12:52,975 --> 00:12:55,185 So, you know, I'm gonna go check on Cam... 307 00:12:55,269 --> 00:12:57,479 because he's been alone for quite some time. 308 00:12:55,269 --> 00:12:57,479 Mm-hmm. 309 00:12:57,563 --> 00:12:59,898 And he's probably touching a painting. 310 00:12:57,563 --> 00:12:59,898 No, don't go! 311 00:12:59,982 --> 00:13:04,069 We're having such a good time! 312 00:12:59,982 --> 00:13:04,069 I guess it's just you and me now. 313 00:13:04,153 --> 00:13:06,989 It was okay when Cam left and passed the dunce cap to Mitchell, 314 00:13:07,073 --> 00:13:09,116 but with him gone, it went to me. 315 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,452 What I would've given to have Luke there. 316 00:13:11,536 --> 00:13:14,997 Ah, Luke. Sweet as custard and just as smart. 317 00:13:15,998 --> 00:13:17,541 And presto. 318 00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:19,418 Thank you so much, Mr. Dunphy. 319 00:13:19,502 --> 00:13:21,503 I wish I could repay you somehow. 320 00:13:19,502 --> 00:13:21,503 Nah. 321 00:13:21,587 --> 00:13:23,922 Next time you're with your girlfriend, just think of me. 322 00:13:24,006 --> 00:13:25,883 - Done. 323 00:13:25,967 --> 00:13:27,926 Later. 324 00:13:25,967 --> 00:13:27,926 Who's that? 325 00:13:28,010 --> 00:13:30,637 - My date. - Your lunch date? It's 5:00. 326 00:13:30,721 --> 00:13:33,766 He fell asleep. But he texted me right when he woke up. 327 00:13:33,850 --> 00:13:36,101 Then you'd think he'd be well-rested enough to walk to the front door. 328 00:13:36,185 --> 00:13:39,480 Yeah, a gentleman honks to support the troops, not summon his girlfriend. 329 00:13:39,564 --> 00:13:42,775 Although my girlfriend is a troop, so in my case, it's a little confusing. 330 00:13:42,859 --> 00:13:44,693 Oh, my God. It's still talking. 331 00:13:44,777 --> 00:13:46,153 Because it knows you're not being respected. 332 00:13:46,237 --> 00:13:47,696 Thank you. 333 00:13:46,237 --> 00:13:47,696 You bet. 334 00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:50,657 Ugh. You guys don't understand how dating works in the real world. 335 00:13:50,741 --> 00:13:54,453 What are you talking about? Look at everything Andy did for Beth today. 336 00:13:54,537 --> 00:13:57,039 I just live my life to make her happy. 337 00:13:57,123 --> 00:13:59,666 I'm gonna give this to the mailman, who's gonna give it to the coast guard, 338 00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,460 and by this time tomorrow, 339 00:14:01,544 --> 00:14:04,838 someone in the coast guard's gonna be giving it to my girlfriend. 340 00:14:04,922 --> 00:14:07,633 Can you imagine the smile on her face when she takes it all in? 341 00:14:07,717 --> 00:14:12,012 Okay, I'm gonna go while you two replay that in your minds. 342 00:14:12,096 --> 00:14:13,848 Oh, my gosh. 343 00:14:15,099 --> 00:14:16,934 Would you like to reenact Gravity? 344 00:14:17,018 --> 00:14:19,645 Yes. Sandra Bullock! 345 00:14:17,018 --> 00:14:19,645 Oh. Dang it! 346 00:14:19,729 --> 00:14:21,355 Good call. That was quick. 347 00:14:23,107 --> 00:14:24,942 - Hey. - "Hey"? 348 00:14:25,026 --> 00:14:27,528 That's what I get after I waited for you all afternoon? 349 00:14:27,612 --> 00:14:29,571 Uh– You look good? 350 00:14:29,655 --> 00:14:32,699 I know that. You were supposed to pick me up hours ago. 351 00:14:32,783 --> 00:14:36,328 You were, like, the first or second person I texted after I woke up. 352 00:14:36,412 --> 00:14:38,872 Oh! That's so sweet. 353 00:14:38,956 --> 00:14:40,874 Did it even occur to you to come to the door? 354 00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:43,085 Who comes to the door? 355 00:14:43,169 --> 00:14:46,923 A gentleman. Could you at least open the car door for me? 356 00:14:49,717 --> 00:14:53,303 - Now can we go? - You know what? Go take another nap. 357 00:14:53,387 --> 00:14:55,889 I'd rather wait for someone who'd walk through a blizzard for me... 358 00:14:55,973 --> 00:14:58,058 and only honks to support the troops! 359 00:14:58,142 --> 00:14:59,852 I don't understand you. 360 00:14:59,936 --> 00:15:01,562 Neither do I! 361 00:15:06,108 --> 00:15:07,192 Ta-da. 362 00:15:07,276 --> 00:15:10,195 Claire, you look beautiful. You're glowing. 363 00:15:10,279 --> 00:15:12,030 I'm not glowing. I'm sweating. 364 00:15:12,114 --> 00:15:15,742 Come on. Look at yourself in the mirror. 365 00:15:15,826 --> 00:15:20,372 Don't tell me that you don't feel gorgeous and special. 366 00:15:20,456 --> 00:15:22,499 Wow. 367 00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,209 You're right. 368 00:15:24,293 --> 00:15:26,170 I am radiant. 369 00:15:26,254 --> 00:15:31,216 Oh, it's like I'm in a– in a fairy tale or a dream. 370 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:32,926 Oh! 371 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:32,926 Lies! 372 00:15:33,010 --> 00:15:34,761 You're faking it. 373 00:15:34,845 --> 00:15:37,347 I'm sorry! Look who raised me. 374 00:15:37,431 --> 00:15:39,892 I am my father's daughter. 375 00:15:39,976 --> 00:15:41,476 And also kind of his son. 376 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:43,478 And I lied about that being Luke's shirt. 377 00:15:43,562 --> 00:15:45,898 I bought it for myself in three colors. 378 00:15:45,982 --> 00:15:49,735 I am trying to help you out here, Gloria, but this just isn't me. 379 00:15:49,819 --> 00:15:51,403 You did help me. 380 00:15:51,487 --> 00:15:53,405 I am glad I didn't have daughters. 381 00:15:53,489 --> 00:15:57,492 You know, at least when I take Manny shopping, we make a day of it. 382 00:15:57,576 --> 00:16:01,079 I don't even have to ask him to twirl because he just does it. 383 00:16:01,163 --> 00:16:02,664 ! Vamos, Lily! 384 00:16:02,748 --> 00:16:05,626 Lily? 385 00:16:05,710 --> 00:16:06,752 Lily? 386 00:16:05,710 --> 00:16:06,752 Lily? 387 00:16:06,836 --> 00:16:08,253 Is she– No. 388 00:16:08,337 --> 00:16:09,838 No? 389 00:16:08,337 --> 00:16:09,838 She's gone. She's gone. 390 00:16:09,922 --> 00:16:11,840 Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! 391 00:16:11,924 --> 00:16:14,051 - No, the dress! 392 00:16:14,135 --> 00:16:15,177 Lily? 393 00:16:14,135 --> 00:16:15,177 Lily? 394 00:16:15,261 --> 00:16:17,179 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 395 00:16:18,097 --> 00:16:19,765 I can't run in these shoes! 396 00:16:19,849 --> 00:16:22,851 I bet you wish you had boy shoes now, huh? Lily? 397 00:16:22,935 --> 00:16:26,396 Claire, stop! 398 00:16:22,935 --> 00:16:26,396 What? 399 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,190 Look! 400 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,190 Oh, my God. 401 00:16:30,192 --> 00:16:33,112 Okay, run, run. Come on. Come on! 402 00:16:36,824 --> 00:16:38,825 She looks so happy. 403 00:16:38,909 --> 00:16:41,745 She does. Oh, she really does. 404 00:16:41,829 --> 00:16:43,956 They're gonna kill us. 405 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,999 What sort of princess? 406 00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:49,711 The kind that dances with beasts and won't marry Gaston. 407 00:16:49,795 --> 00:16:50,796 Really? 408 00:16:49,795 --> 00:16:50,796 What? 409 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,381 It's the only dress she likes. 410 00:16:52,465 --> 00:16:54,800 Lily wants to come to the wedding as Belle. 411 00:16:54,884 --> 00:16:57,553 Makes sense. She went to Pepper's seder as Dora the Explorer. 412 00:16:59,347 --> 00:17:01,974 - It's fine. - Are you sure? 413 00:17:02,058 --> 00:17:04,810 Yes. Yes. As long as she's happy. 414 00:17:04,894 --> 00:17:08,397 A gay wedding is hardly the place to stop someone from being who they want to be. 415 00:17:10,066 --> 00:17:13,068 - They said it's fine. - Yay! I'm finally happy! 416 00:17:13,152 --> 00:17:16,029 Mmm! 417 00:17:13,152 --> 00:17:16,029 What? 418 00:17:16,113 --> 00:17:18,699 I saw you twirl. 419 00:17:16,113 --> 00:17:18,699 Oh, I did not. 420 00:17:18,783 --> 00:17:22,494 Yes, you did. Such a pretty girl. 421 00:17:22,578 --> 00:17:25,080 Shut up. You're a girl. 422 00:17:25,164 --> 00:17:26,832 How about that daughter of ours? 423 00:17:26,916 --> 00:17:29,334 She marches to the beat of her own drum, huh? 424 00:17:26,916 --> 00:17:29,334 Yeah. Exactly. 425 00:17:29,418 --> 00:17:32,963 So why are we so concerned what two nerdy teenagers think of us? 426 00:17:33,047 --> 00:17:36,008 Isn't the true mark of intelligence being able to admit what you don't know? 427 00:17:36,092 --> 00:17:37,467 Shh. Here comes Manny. 428 00:17:36,092 --> 00:17:37,467 Did he hear me? 429 00:17:37,551 --> 00:17:38,593 I don't think so. 430 00:17:37,551 --> 00:17:38,593 Hey, guys. 431 00:17:38,677 --> 00:17:40,887 Nothin'. 432 00:17:38,677 --> 00:17:40,887 Hey, what are you doing out here? 433 00:17:40,971 --> 00:17:43,098 You guys invited us so we could spend the day together. 434 00:17:43,182 --> 00:17:46,351 It felt wrong that you two are out here and I was in there all alone with Alex. 435 00:17:46,435 --> 00:17:49,229 - Couldn't keep up, could ya? - She knows everything. She made a docent cry. 436 00:17:49,313 --> 00:17:51,356 It's okay. We're faking it too. 437 00:17:49,313 --> 00:17:51,356 Well, duh. 438 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,358 There you guys are. 439 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,358 Nothin'. 440 00:17:53,442 --> 00:17:56,778 Uh, we were just headed back in. 441 00:17:53,442 --> 00:17:56,778 Yeah, I'm getting a second wind. 442 00:17:56,862 --> 00:17:58,363 Oh, no, no, no. That's okay. 443 00:17:58,447 --> 00:18:00,449 - What do you say we go check out some food trucks? - Really? 444 00:18:00,533 --> 00:18:03,035 I'll go back in if you guys want, but I'm actually really hungry. 445 00:18:03,119 --> 00:18:04,745 Yeah. Whatever you want. - Whatever you need. 446 00:18:04,829 --> 00:18:06,622 Thanks, guys. 447 00:18:07,873 --> 00:18:10,375 If I'm being honest, I had to get out of there. 448 00:18:10,459 --> 00:18:13,211 I was exhausted from having to dumb it down all day. 449 00:18:13,295 --> 00:18:14,963 Really? The neck? 450 00:18:15,047 --> 00:18:17,924 Yeah, a kiss on the neck opens all kinds of doors. 451 00:18:18,008 --> 00:18:19,969 Last one. 452 00:18:22,513 --> 00:18:25,307 Great job, champ. Who said you can't build anything? 453 00:18:25,391 --> 00:18:27,768 My dad, the police, a doctor. 454 00:18:27,852 --> 00:18:29,895 You got a gift. Trust me. Take shop. 455 00:18:29,979 --> 00:18:31,897 I think I'm gonna. 456 00:18:31,981 --> 00:18:34,483 Hey, how'd you get to know so much about everything? 457 00:18:34,567 --> 00:18:37,652 From my dad, mostly. He taught me how to use a drill, change a tire, 458 00:18:37,736 --> 00:18:40,572 fake an injury when a buddy asks you to help him move. 459 00:18:40,656 --> 00:18:42,324 Everything a man needs to get by. 460 00:18:42,408 --> 00:18:44,326 I'm just glad I have someone to pass it on to. 461 00:18:44,410 --> 00:18:46,703 - You've got Manny. - Mmm. 462 00:18:46,787 --> 00:18:49,539 Manny came to me kind of fully cooked. 463 00:18:49,623 --> 00:18:51,583 And I was an idiot with Mitchell, 464 00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:54,586 and by the time this guy gets old enough, who knows how much I'll remember? 465 00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:57,756 These are my prime wisdom-giving years. 466 00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,466 You got any more questions, Luke? 467 00:18:59,550 --> 00:19:01,635 Just one– Can I have a sip? 468 00:19:01,719 --> 00:19:04,805 The beer? Sure. What the hell. 469 00:19:01,719 --> 00:19:04,805 Awesome. My first drink of beer. 470 00:19:04,889 --> 00:19:08,975 I remember the day I gave Mitchell his first taste of beer. 471 00:19:09,059 --> 00:19:13,481 He winced and carried on like someone was digging a bullet out of his leg. 472 00:19:14,899 --> 00:19:17,442 I couldn't take that moment away from Phil. 473 00:19:17,526 --> 00:19:19,194 Hang on. Wait a second. Let me see that. 474 00:19:19,278 --> 00:19:22,197 No, this beer's skunked. 475 00:19:22,281 --> 00:19:25,492 It's no good. Damn fridge must be on the fritz again. 476 00:19:25,576 --> 00:19:27,452 Aw, man. Really? 477 00:19:27,536 --> 00:19:30,622 Sorry, buddy. It's probably time to call your dad anyway, right? 478 00:19:30,706 --> 00:19:33,208 Okay. 479 00:19:30,706 --> 00:19:33,208 Wait a second. I want to give you something. 480 00:19:33,292 --> 00:19:35,585 But those are yours. 481 00:19:33,292 --> 00:19:35,585 What's a grandfather for... 482 00:19:35,669 --> 00:19:37,712 if he can't give his grandson a couple of tools? 483 00:19:37,796 --> 00:19:40,758 Thanks, Grandpa. 484 00:19:37,796 --> 00:19:40,758 Good job. 485 00:19:42,343 --> 00:19:45,804 Joe. I know you're all about the boobs right now, 486 00:19:45,888 --> 00:19:49,725 but trust me– the neck. 487 00:19:51,894 --> 00:19:53,728 Don't let go! 488 00:19:53,812 --> 00:19:56,565 Don't worry, George Clooney! I won't! 489 00:19:56,649 --> 00:19:58,150 You're too handsome! 490 00:19:58,234 --> 00:20:01,486 Watch out for incoming space junk! 491 00:20:01,570 --> 00:20:03,280 From where? 492 00:20:03,364 --> 00:20:05,365 Your zipper's down. 493 00:20:05,449 --> 00:20:07,409 Oh, is it? 494 00:20:05,449 --> 00:20:07,409 Yeah, it is. Just– 495 00:20:07,493 --> 00:20:10,412 What's Andy doing here? 496 00:20:07,493 --> 00:20:10,412 They're making a video for his girlfriend. 497 00:20:10,496 --> 00:20:12,247 Yeah? What's it called, Dorks in Space? 498 00:20:12,331 --> 00:20:15,584 Oh, it was actually sweet. It's weird. 499 00:20:15,668 --> 00:20:17,335 There's something about him. You know what I mean? 500 00:20:17,419 --> 00:20:19,713 Yeah, he's just like Dad. 501 00:20:19,797 --> 00:20:22,174 Ew. Ew, ew! 502 00:20:22,258 --> 00:20:24,009 In space, no one can hear you scream. 503 00:20:24,093 --> 00:20:25,093 What? 504 00:20:25,177 --> 00:20:28,305 In space, no one can hear you scream! 505 00:20:28,389 --> 00:20:30,724 I can't hear you! 506 00:20:28,389 --> 00:20:30,724 In spa– 507 00:20:30,808 --> 00:20:33,518 Oh, I just got it. That's good. That's good. 508 00:20:30,808 --> 00:20:33,518 Thank you. 509 00:20:33,602 --> 00:20:35,229 That's awesome. 510 00:20:38,274 --> 00:20:40,275 There's no denying it is original, 511 00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:42,360 but you can see the influence of Pollock. 512 00:20:42,444 --> 00:20:44,988 While the pattern seems haphazard and random, 513 00:20:45,072 --> 00:20:47,866 it belies a purposefulness, an intentionality. 514 00:20:47,950 --> 00:20:52,204 You know, I think what I'm responding to is the clashing juxtaposition of color, 515 00:20:52,288 --> 00:20:54,873 the bright yellow against the dark background. 516 00:20:54,957 --> 00:20:59,085 It's like a ray of sunshine in an otherwise bleak world. 517 00:20:59,169 --> 00:21:01,546 If I may take a contrary position– 518 00:21:01,630 --> 00:21:04,883 I think it speaks to the absurdity and folly of human endeavor. 519 00:21:04,967 --> 00:21:06,051 Mmm. 520 00:21:06,135 --> 00:21:08,637 Like our futile struggle for perfection. 521 00:21:08,721 --> 00:21:11,723 I get it. I got mustard on my shirt. Get over it. 522 00:21:11,807 --> 00:21:15,102 I know we're joking, but all kidding aside, it really does remind me of Kandinsky's–