1 00:00:02,639 --> 00:00:05,475 Hey, we got a package from my dad. 2 00:00:05,559 --> 00:00:08,853 - No air holes in the box. That's a good sign. - Lily loved having that chicken. 3 00:00:08,937 --> 00:00:10,563 Yeah, one more time than she realized. 4 00:00:10,647 --> 00:00:13,399 I just got an e-mail from our wedding singer. He has a small request. 5 00:00:13,483 --> 00:00:16,361 Another one? Since when does a wedding singer send us requests? 6 00:00:16,445 --> 00:00:18,446 No, he just wants to change a few songs in your medley... 7 00:00:18,530 --> 00:00:20,156 to avoid overlap with the stuff that he's performing. 8 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:23,368 - Well, I hope it's none of my showstoppers. - Oh, they're all showstoppers. 9 00:00:23,452 --> 00:00:25,495 Oh, you're too kind. 10 00:00:25,579 --> 00:00:28,540 Oh, my gosh. It's us. 11 00:00:28,624 --> 00:00:31,918 For our wedding cake. Couldn't you just die? 12 00:00:32,002 --> 00:00:33,503 I really think I could. 13 00:00:33,587 --> 00:00:36,422 My dad made this. He's a world-class soap carver. 14 00:00:36,506 --> 00:00:38,174 You know, once, when I was a kid, I cussed, 15 00:00:38,258 --> 00:00:40,886 and my mom washed my mouth out with the Leaning Tower of Pisa. 16 00:00:42,095 --> 00:00:44,180 She still blames herself to this day. 17 00:00:44,264 --> 00:00:46,891 Oh, I would have nixed that wedding topper immediately. 18 00:00:46,975 --> 00:00:48,685 But Cam and I have an agreement. 19 00:00:48,769 --> 00:00:53,022 We each got three vetoes of each other's wedding ideas, no questions asked. 20 00:00:53,106 --> 00:00:55,525 And it-it worked for... a while. 21 00:00:55,609 --> 00:00:57,986 I think you're gonna love my wedding board. 22 00:00:58,070 --> 00:00:59,696 I'm pretty excited too. 23 00:00:59,780 --> 00:01:00,697 Veto. 24 00:00:59,780 --> 00:01:00,697 Veto. 25 00:01:00,781 --> 00:01:01,406 Veto. 26 00:01:00,781 --> 00:01:01,406 Veto. 27 00:01:01,490 --> 00:01:02,491 Veto. 28 00:01:01,490 --> 00:01:02,491 Veto. 29 00:01:03,367 --> 00:01:05,869 I'm sorry I'm so emotional. 30 00:01:05,953 --> 00:01:07,996 It's just the nicest thing ever. 31 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,706 You don't think that I look just a little bit– 32 00:01:09,790 --> 00:01:13,084 I mean, my dad carved through his arthritis. 33 00:01:09,790 --> 00:01:13,084 Maybe it's the kicky leg. 34 00:01:13,168 --> 00:01:16,880 I mean, the hours his ruined hands put into this. 35 00:01:16,964 --> 00:01:19,215 He found us in soap. 36 00:01:19,299 --> 00:01:21,760 Today, Mitchell, I know love. 37 00:01:22,803 --> 00:01:24,638 I no love either. 38 00:01:38,318 --> 00:01:40,570 So take your time looking around. 39 00:01:38,318 --> 00:01:40,570 Thanks. 40 00:01:40,654 --> 00:01:42,572 I'm helping Gloria sell the old apartment... 41 00:01:42,656 --> 00:01:44,782 that she and Manny lived in before she met Jay. 42 00:01:44,866 --> 00:01:46,367 It's in an up-and-coming neighborhood... 43 00:01:46,451 --> 00:01:47,911 with a distinct multicultural bent... 44 00:01:47,995 --> 00:01:50,496 that's undergoing an exciting urban renewal. 45 00:01:50,580 --> 00:01:53,416 That's a fancy way of saying the gays found it. 46 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:56,169 I can't believe that I lived here for five years. 47 00:01:56,253 --> 00:01:58,254 Even turning the lights on was a pain. 48 00:01:58,338 --> 00:02:00,048 Look at this. 49 00:02:01,508 --> 00:02:03,134 Keep it down, you bitch! 50 00:02:03,218 --> 00:02:05,929 Ay, Mrs. Rivera's still alive. 51 00:02:06,013 --> 00:02:08,765 I am really digging this place. Right? 52 00:02:08,849 --> 00:02:11,935 The gas stove, the moldings– They don't make 'em like this anymore. 53 00:02:12,019 --> 00:02:14,438 I'll probably gut it. Rip it out. That's what I'd do. 54 00:02:16,023 --> 00:02:18,316 I want my contractor to swing by, but I really like it. 55 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,068 Great. All right. Thanks. 56 00:02:20,152 --> 00:02:21,569 Bye, bye. 57 00:02:20,152 --> 00:02:21,569 Talk to you soon. 58 00:02:21,653 --> 00:02:24,572 So nice to meet you. 59 00:02:24,656 --> 00:02:26,783 I'm not selling to him. 60 00:02:24,656 --> 00:02:26,783 What? Really? 61 00:02:26,867 --> 00:02:29,744 He's a quality buyer. You're tired of finding renters. 62 00:02:29,828 --> 00:02:31,454 This is a family building. 63 00:02:31,538 --> 00:02:35,250 Generations have lived there, and usually at the same time. 64 00:02:35,334 --> 00:02:37,502 He just wants to flip it. 65 00:02:37,586 --> 00:02:41,673 Okay. I got a backup I can probably get here in an hour. 66 00:02:41,757 --> 00:02:45,134 You wanna wait in there? 67 00:02:41,757 --> 00:02:45,134 You walk in that door, you never come out. 68 00:02:45,218 --> 00:02:46,844 No, no, not the bar. The coffee shop. 69 00:02:46,928 --> 00:02:49,013 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 70 00:02:46,928 --> 00:02:49,013 Oh. 71 00:02:49,097 --> 00:02:50,473 But we can wait next door. 72 00:02:50,557 --> 00:02:53,351 That's my old hair salon where I used to work. 73 00:02:53,435 --> 00:02:56,646 You can get drinks there too. 74 00:02:53,435 --> 00:02:56,646 Oh. 75 00:02:56,730 --> 00:02:58,273 Gloria! 76 00:02:56,730 --> 00:02:58,273 Hello. 77 00:03:03,737 --> 00:03:05,321 ! Ay, no, no, no! Esta no, Jay. 78 00:03:10,077 --> 00:03:12,370 What's so funny? What's so funny? 79 00:03:12,454 --> 00:03:14,414 She thinks you're my lover. 80 00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:16,124 That is funny. 81 00:03:16,208 --> 00:03:19,669 I don't know with-a-room-full-of-women- laughing funny, but– 82 00:03:19,753 --> 00:03:22,505 Ay, Rita, no. Phil is a friend of mine, 83 00:03:22,589 --> 00:03:25,008 and we're just killing time before an appointment. 84 00:03:25,092 --> 00:03:28,886 I hate to ask, Gloria, but my new girl hasn't shown up. 85 00:03:28,970 --> 00:03:30,847 Any chance you could help? 86 00:03:30,931 --> 00:03:34,892 ! Ay! Of course! It will be so much fun. 87 00:03:34,976 --> 00:03:36,978 Oh, I don't want to ruin my nails. 88 00:03:37,062 --> 00:03:38,688 Phil, would you do my shampooing? 89 00:03:38,772 --> 00:03:40,857 Well, I guess so. We've got the time. 90 00:03:40,941 --> 00:03:43,776 Just a warning: I haven't shampooed professionally since college, 91 00:03:43,860 --> 00:03:46,779 and that was only part-time to pay for my cheer gear. 92 00:03:46,863 --> 00:03:49,324 Wow. That was super braggy. 93 00:03:49,408 --> 00:03:51,951 What do we got, double sinks? What's the nozzle sitch? 94 00:03:52,035 --> 00:03:56,372 Not to sound too braggy, but your mom was kind of a badass at work this week. 95 00:03:56,456 --> 00:04:00,001 It was hard enough with Grandpa being sick and me suddenly in charge, 96 00:04:00,085 --> 00:04:03,629 but it was just one crisis after another. 97 00:04:03,713 --> 00:04:06,090 Luke, honey, we're going! 98 00:04:06,174 --> 00:04:09,052 Fire in the warehouse. Surprise inspection from OSHA: 99 00:04:09,136 --> 00:04:12,638 Our biggest buyer tried to pull out of a deal, and I have to talk him off a ledge. 100 00:04:12,722 --> 00:04:16,434 Whatever. It's over now. I don't wanna bore you guys with this stuff. 101 00:04:16,518 --> 00:04:18,644 So when I get to work on Wednesday, 102 00:04:18,728 --> 00:04:21,689 Margaret is already in tears, and there are two cops in the waiting room. 103 00:04:21,773 --> 00:04:24,609 And I say to them, "One of you had better be able to drive an 18-wheeler... 104 00:04:24,693 --> 00:04:26,986 because I've got a hundred rosewood panels to get to Victorville... 105 00:04:27,070 --> 00:04:28,571 or it's coming out of my paycheck." 106 00:04:28,655 --> 00:04:30,490 I told you guys about the drivers and the bad tuna– 107 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:32,200 Bad tuna, yeah. 108 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:32,200 Yes, I did. 109 00:04:32,284 --> 00:04:33,242 Whew! 110 00:04:33,326 --> 00:04:35,787 Hey, Mom, I forgot how fun this car was. 111 00:04:35,871 --> 00:04:37,997 Automatic doors, and that TV in the back? 112 00:04:38,081 --> 00:04:39,457 You know what else was fun? 113 00:04:39,541 --> 00:04:41,542 The party they threw for me at work on Friday. 114 00:04:41,626 --> 00:04:43,211 I mean, it was a little bit embarrassing. 115 00:04:43,295 --> 00:04:45,213 I didn't even know "shero" was a word, 116 00:04:45,297 --> 00:04:47,465 and there it was in icing. 117 00:04:48,675 --> 00:04:50,551 Hello, hello! 118 00:04:50,635 --> 00:04:52,804 Welcome to Jay's night. Names, please. 119 00:04:52,888 --> 00:04:55,264 Wanna make sure you're on the list. Kidding. Just excited. 120 00:04:55,348 --> 00:04:58,142 Appetizers on the bar, Scrabble on the coffee table... 121 00:04:58,226 --> 00:05:00,770 and our feature presentation, The Great Escape. 122 00:05:00,854 --> 00:05:04,107 - Speaking of which, Haley– - Don't worry, Grandpa, I'm not leaving. 123 00:05:04,191 --> 00:05:06,692 I have no plans for the night. 124 00:05:04,191 --> 00:05:06,692 Me either. 125 00:05:06,776 --> 00:05:08,111 But when I say it, it's news. 126 00:05:08,195 --> 00:05:10,029 When you say any complete sentence, it's news. 127 00:05:10,113 --> 00:05:12,323 Okay, girls. Dad, you feeling better? You had a rough week, huh? 128 00:05:12,407 --> 00:05:14,951 Nah, I'm fine. Looks like you had a big week. 129 00:05:15,035 --> 00:05:19,080 You heard about that? 130 00:05:15,035 --> 00:05:19,080 Yeah, I got the blow-by-blow on all the office drama. 131 00:05:19,164 --> 00:05:21,541 By the way, sincerely– 132 00:05:19,164 --> 00:05:21,541 Yeah? 133 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:23,042 Great. 134 00:05:23,126 --> 00:05:25,545 Great guacamole on the bar there. 135 00:05:28,006 --> 00:05:29,465 Wow. That's it? 136 00:05:29,549 --> 00:05:32,343 Everything you did for him, and he doesn't even say thank you? 137 00:05:32,427 --> 00:05:34,053 I get it. 138 00:05:34,137 --> 00:05:36,722 It's "hero" with a "she." Oh! 139 00:05:36,806 --> 00:05:39,559 Okay. I'm up to speed. Yeah, that was cold. 140 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:41,477 That's just his way. 141 00:05:41,561 --> 00:05:45,898 After years of disappointment, I have learned not to expect a pat on the head from my dad. 142 00:05:45,982 --> 00:05:47,608 He's not capable of it. 143 00:05:47,692 --> 00:05:51,154 But it has taught me a very important lesson that you girls should learn too. 144 00:05:51,238 --> 00:05:54,323 - Approval comes from within. - I knew that, Mom. 145 00:05:54,407 --> 00:05:56,576 Course you did, 'cause you're smart. 146 00:05:59,913 --> 00:06:02,540 Hey, is Lily out of the tub? We gotta be at my dad's soon. 147 00:06:02,624 --> 00:06:05,209 Oh, no! 148 00:06:02,624 --> 00:06:05,209 It's not that big of a deal. We could be a little late. 149 00:06:05,293 --> 00:06:09,172 No! Lily had the cake topper in the tub with her! Oh. 150 00:06:09,256 --> 00:06:11,507 Oh, no. How could such a terrible mistake have occurred? 151 00:06:11,591 --> 00:06:14,010 I think she must have just thought it was a toy or something. 152 00:06:14,094 --> 00:06:16,012 Well, I hope it's not completely ruined forever. 153 00:06:16,096 --> 00:06:19,223 Oh, no. Are you kidding me? My daddy uses a special shellac on this thing. 154 00:06:19,307 --> 00:06:22,685 This is water resistant, heat resistant– You name it. 155 00:06:22,769 --> 00:06:24,103 Good to know. 156 00:06:22,769 --> 00:06:24,103 But put it someplace safe. 157 00:06:24,187 --> 00:06:25,855 It could still be slippery, so be careful. 158 00:06:25,939 --> 00:06:28,232 Is it? Oh, yeah, it is! It's slippery! 159 00:06:28,316 --> 00:06:29,692 Is it okay? 160 00:06:28,316 --> 00:06:29,692 Ah. 161 00:06:29,776 --> 00:06:32,195 - Not a scratch. - Whew. 162 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:33,780 Apparently, I'm tougher than I look. 163 00:06:38,827 --> 00:06:41,913 Hey, boys, having fun? 164 00:06:38,827 --> 00:06:41,913 You know it. Love us some Jay's night. 165 00:06:43,290 --> 00:06:44,749 Okay, we're out of here. 166 00:06:44,833 --> 00:06:47,668 Kristy Hughes, a.k.a. Kristy Huge Ones, 167 00:06:47,752 --> 00:06:49,754 is having a pool party two blocks away. 168 00:06:49,838 --> 00:06:52,715 What about Jay? He thinks we're at a party. 169 00:06:49,838 --> 00:06:52,715 He'll never know. 170 00:06:52,799 --> 00:06:55,468 We sneak out, work the room, cannonball, cannonball, 171 00:06:55,552 --> 00:06:56,761 and we're back in time for dinner. 172 00:06:56,845 --> 00:06:58,971 Were you even invited? 173 00:06:56,845 --> 00:06:58,971 No. 174 00:06:59,055 --> 00:07:01,724 But that's only because I don't know her or any of her friends. 175 00:07:01,808 --> 00:07:03,351 We're not invading her house. 176 00:07:03,435 --> 00:07:05,311 And besides, this hair at a pool party? 177 00:07:05,395 --> 00:07:08,148 One dunk and it goes off like an air bag. Poof! 178 00:07:12,027 --> 00:07:13,569 What's this? You made sauce? 179 00:07:13,653 --> 00:07:16,072 Well, you were sick. I didn't know if you could handle it. 180 00:07:16,156 --> 00:07:18,407 Back in Vietnam, I had hepatitis. 181 00:07:18,491 --> 00:07:21,536 Still managed to cook Thanksgiving dinner for 300 soldiers. 182 00:07:21,620 --> 00:07:23,079 I think I can handle sauce. 183 00:07:23,163 --> 00:07:25,248 Well, I saved you the trouble. 184 00:07:25,332 --> 00:07:28,251 So Margaret tells me I'm using some new delivery trucks now. 185 00:07:28,335 --> 00:07:30,253 Yeah. They're hybrid. 186 00:07:30,337 --> 00:07:31,712 Now, they cost a little more, 187 00:07:31,796 --> 00:07:34,674 but when I factored in the tax rebates you get for going green, 188 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:36,259 we come out ahead. 189 00:07:36,343 --> 00:07:38,511 Speaking of green, you went a little heavy on the vegetables, huh? 190 00:07:38,595 --> 00:07:40,846 I'm not sure I can stomach anything that's healthy. 191 00:07:40,930 --> 00:07:43,849 Gosh, Mom, that truck thing sounds so amazing. Yeah. 192 00:07:43,933 --> 00:07:46,185 Uh, uh, uh– It's fine, Dad. 193 00:07:46,269 --> 00:07:48,312 Only do what we're capable of, right? 194 00:07:48,396 --> 00:07:50,856 Oh– No, Stella, stay. No. 195 00:07:50,940 --> 00:07:53,359 Good girl. Thank you, Stella. 196 00:07:53,443 --> 00:07:55,403 Thank you for listening. 197 00:07:56,529 --> 00:08:00,367 Oh, I'm so proud of you. Who's my best girl? 198 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:04,120 Don't. 199 00:08:04,204 --> 00:08:06,455 Okay, girls, we are ready for Scrabble. 200 00:08:06,539 --> 00:08:08,666 - I'll grab some snacks. - Oh, potato chips, please. 201 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:11,753 Oh, so I can hear about how much you hate yourself all night? 202 00:08:18,051 --> 00:08:19,552 Hello, Luke. 203 00:08:19,636 --> 00:08:21,095 Oh, come on. We've gotta go. 204 00:08:21,179 --> 00:08:22,722 That party's full of sophomores. 205 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:24,515 Those women have lived. 206 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:24,515 No. 207 00:08:24,599 --> 00:08:27,685 We're going back inside, we're eating Jay's food and playing his board games. 208 00:08:27,769 --> 00:08:30,313 More like boring games. 209 00:08:27,769 --> 00:08:30,313 They're already called "board." 210 00:08:30,397 --> 00:08:32,565 You don't make it more clever by– Never mind. 211 00:08:36,403 --> 00:08:38,029 Okay, thanks. 212 00:08:38,113 --> 00:08:40,031 Did you work everything out with the wedding singer? 213 00:08:40,115 --> 00:08:42,825 Oh, yeah. I'm just dropping my big finale because he's doing the same song. 214 00:08:42,909 --> 00:08:44,660 "My Way"? 215 00:08:42,909 --> 00:08:44,660 His way. 216 00:08:44,744 --> 00:08:47,455 Hey, guys. Sorry we're late, but we come with wine. 217 00:08:47,539 --> 00:08:49,707 And whittlin'. 218 00:08:47,539 --> 00:08:49,707 Oh! 219 00:08:49,791 --> 00:08:52,293 Check it out. This is a beautiful gift my father made... 220 00:08:52,377 --> 00:08:54,045 for the top of our wedding cake. 221 00:08:54,129 --> 00:08:56,672 I guess he ran out of soap before he got to me. 222 00:08:56,756 --> 00:08:58,424 Darn. 223 00:08:56,756 --> 00:08:58,424 For you. 224 00:08:58,508 --> 00:09:01,677 Ladies, check out your Uncle Mitch and Cam in soap. 225 00:09:01,761 --> 00:09:03,638 Oh, wow! That's soap? 226 00:09:03,722 --> 00:09:05,806 Mm-hmm. It's beautiful. 227 00:09:05,890 --> 00:09:07,350 This is my worst nightmare. 228 00:09:07,434 --> 00:09:09,352 Well, you shouldn't have blown through those vetoes. 229 00:09:09,436 --> 00:09:12,313 This is how Cam's dad sees me, like some fawning damsel. 230 00:09:12,397 --> 00:09:14,774 If anything, Cam's the damsel. 231 00:09:12,397 --> 00:09:14,774 Dad! 232 00:09:15,650 --> 00:09:17,276 Thank you. 233 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,320 A lot can happen before the big day. 234 00:09:19,404 --> 00:09:22,114 Believe me, I've already tried. 235 00:09:22,198 --> 00:09:23,616 That thing is indestructible. 236 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:25,868 Hmm. What if it went missing? 237 00:09:25,952 --> 00:09:28,120 Things disappear around here all the time. 238 00:09:28,204 --> 00:09:29,413 Do they? 239 00:09:29,497 --> 00:09:30,581 Hi. 240 00:09:29,497 --> 00:09:30,581 Hey. 241 00:09:30,665 --> 00:09:32,958 All the time. 242 00:09:33,042 --> 00:09:36,837 Let's just say I have a friend who helps me in these kinds of situations. 243 00:09:36,921 --> 00:09:38,923 I'm listening. 244 00:09:36,921 --> 00:09:38,923 The less you know, the better. 245 00:09:39,007 --> 00:09:40,716 I'm not listening. 246 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,301 We never had this conversation. 247 00:09:42,385 --> 00:09:43,636 This is a nonversation. 248 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,096 Right. 249 00:09:45,180 --> 00:09:47,098 I am giving you the... 250 00:09:47,182 --> 00:09:48,808 no-ahead. 251 00:09:56,816 --> 00:09:58,859 Ay, I miss you girls. 252 00:09:58,943 --> 00:10:02,113 Nobody in my white family think that I am funny. 253 00:10:03,573 --> 00:10:05,866 Honey, Hector had a life before he met you. 254 00:10:05,950 --> 00:10:07,827 So I have to eat dinner with his ex? 255 00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:11,247 Well, you certainly don't want him going alone. Not with his history. 256 00:10:11,331 --> 00:10:14,125 Hey, who are you really mad at? 257 00:10:14,209 --> 00:10:15,543 Oh, I-I don't know. 258 00:10:15,627 --> 00:10:16,752 Come on, Luisa. 259 00:10:16,836 --> 00:10:19,171 ! Ay, Raul! 260 00:10:19,255 --> 00:10:21,799 Hector's going to hurt me just like Raul did. 261 00:10:21,883 --> 00:10:24,593 There it is. But Hector isn't Raul, okay? 262 00:10:24,677 --> 00:10:27,346 They're just cousins. 263 00:10:24,677 --> 00:10:27,346 Oh. 264 00:10:27,430 --> 00:10:30,474 We need to get a move on. The client's gonna come over to the apartment at 4:00. 265 00:10:30,558 --> 00:10:32,977 I am swamped. I can't just leave. 266 00:10:33,061 --> 00:10:35,771 Gloria, we're here to sell your apartment. We don't work at the salon. 267 00:10:35,855 --> 00:10:39,066 Muchisimas gracias, Bianca. No más texting ese hombre. 268 00:10:39,150 --> 00:10:41,110 It's for a young couple with a baby on the way. 269 00:10:41,194 --> 00:10:43,779 They're not flippers. They're looking for a place to settle down and make a home. 270 00:10:43,863 --> 00:10:46,449 Okay, just move them. If they really want it, they'll come back. 271 00:10:46,533 --> 00:10:49,285 But, Gloria– 272 00:10:46,533 --> 00:10:49,285 Ay, please, just help me with Anna's foils. 273 00:10:49,369 --> 00:10:51,704 I have a weave emergency. 274 00:10:53,665 --> 00:10:55,416 Something's not right. 275 00:10:53,665 --> 00:10:55,416 ? Qué? ? Qué pasó? 276 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:57,168 No, not with you. You look great. 277 00:10:57,252 --> 00:11:00,129 You know who's gonna hate this is a certain jealous sister. 278 00:11:00,213 --> 00:11:02,632 Cinco de my, oh, my. 279 00:11:06,553 --> 00:11:08,804 How am I supposed to do this with so many I's on my rack? 280 00:11:08,888 --> 00:11:10,514 Oh, sorry. 281 00:11:10,598 --> 00:11:12,683 Where's Luke? How long does it take him to get the dictionary? 282 00:11:12,767 --> 00:11:14,059 We described it for him perfectly. 283 00:11:14,143 --> 00:11:16,979 Wait a minute. He's not coming back. 284 00:11:17,063 --> 00:11:18,814 Ugh. Move your "S." 285 00:11:18,898 --> 00:11:21,984 - I'm going as fast as I can. 286 00:11:22,068 --> 00:11:23,652 Mitchell, it's gone. 287 00:11:23,736 --> 00:11:25,613 - What is? - The cake topper. 288 00:11:25,697 --> 00:11:28,491 Lily, have you seen the little daddies you were bathing with earlier? 289 00:11:28,575 --> 00:11:30,993 - Ooh, don't say that. - I saw Stella playing with it. 290 00:11:31,077 --> 00:11:32,328 What? 291 00:11:32,412 --> 00:11:33,829 Oh, look at her. She's all muddy. 292 00:11:33,913 --> 00:11:35,748 She must have brought it outside and buried it. 293 00:11:35,832 --> 00:11:38,334 She does it all the time. Oh, no. We have to go find it! 294 00:11:38,418 --> 00:11:40,544 Good luck. That thing's as good as gone. 295 00:11:40,628 --> 00:11:42,922 Dang it! Oh, and the worst part is... 296 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:45,007 we don't even have a picture of it. 297 00:11:45,091 --> 00:11:46,592 Do we? 298 00:11:45,091 --> 00:11:46,592 We can't give up. 299 00:11:46,676 --> 00:11:48,552 Let's go out into the yard and look for it. 300 00:11:46,676 --> 00:11:48,552 Careful. 301 00:11:48,636 --> 00:11:50,513 I wouldn't come between Stella and anything she's buried. 302 00:11:50,597 --> 00:11:53,516 She's a wild animal. No telling what she'll do. 303 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,727 That's a very aggressive stance. 304 00:12:05,445 --> 00:12:06,946 Luke, wait! 305 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,405 Oh, look at that. 306 00:12:08,489 --> 00:12:10,866 You left your yard, and your little shock collar didn't go off. 307 00:12:10,950 --> 00:12:13,035 Luke– 308 00:12:10,950 --> 00:12:13,035 Okay, so here's the new plan. 309 00:12:13,119 --> 00:12:15,704 You hang back while I break the ice, and then when the time is right– 310 00:12:15,788 --> 00:12:18,707 - Manny, you made it. 311 00:12:18,791 --> 00:12:20,126 Who's this? 312 00:12:21,669 --> 00:12:23,045 "Who's this?" 313 00:12:23,129 --> 00:12:26,382 Excuse me, Kristy Huge Ones. I have a name. 314 00:12:26,466 --> 00:12:28,884 Okay. Come on, stop. I'm tired of chasing you all day. 315 00:12:28,968 --> 00:12:31,971 Then don't. Stay as long as you want at that lame party. 316 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:35,891 You wanna talk? 317 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:35,891 You're the dorky sidekick, not me. 318 00:12:35,975 --> 00:12:39,728 You wanna talk nicer? 319 00:12:35,975 --> 00:12:39,728 How could you be invited, and I wasn't? 320 00:12:39,812 --> 00:12:41,480 I don't know. 321 00:12:41,564 --> 00:12:44,733 It's like the stuff that used to make me kinda weird, people are starting to like. 322 00:12:44,817 --> 00:12:48,153 So? I'm the same as I always was. 323 00:12:48,237 --> 00:12:51,407 Well, maybe you could upgrade a little. 324 00:12:51,491 --> 00:12:54,702 Retire the Yoda voice, and if a girl tells you she went to London, 325 00:12:54,786 --> 00:12:56,954 maybe don't ask if she also saw France. 326 00:12:58,581 --> 00:13:01,750 I liked things better when you were the one who was ostrich-sized. 327 00:13:01,834 --> 00:13:05,212 What? You know, like a freaky outsider. 328 00:13:05,296 --> 00:13:07,965 The way an ostrich feels around regular birds. 329 00:13:08,049 --> 00:13:11,678 You know what else girls like? The mysterious silent type. 330 00:13:13,429 --> 00:13:16,098 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing with my sauce there, cookie? 331 00:13:16,182 --> 00:13:18,058 That's yours. This is mine. 332 00:13:18,142 --> 00:13:20,269 I prepped it this morning. I figured why not make it? 333 00:13:20,353 --> 00:13:22,771 Um, maybe because I already made sauce? 334 00:13:22,855 --> 00:13:24,607 Can't have too much. 335 00:13:22,855 --> 00:13:24,607 Can't ya? 336 00:13:24,691 --> 00:13:26,192 Hand me that ladle, huh? 337 00:13:28,236 --> 00:13:29,528 What are you doing? I got it. 338 00:13:29,612 --> 00:13:31,113 What do you say? 339 00:13:29,612 --> 00:13:31,113 What? 340 00:13:31,197 --> 00:13:33,449 What do you say when somebody does something for you? 341 00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:36,035 What do you say? 342 00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:36,035 You want me to thank you for handing me the ladle. 343 00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,578 You thanked the dog for staying, 344 00:13:37,662 --> 00:13:39,872 which is basically doing nothing, so I know you know the words. 345 00:13:39,956 --> 00:13:43,001 Fine. Thank you for handing me the ladle. 346 00:13:45,253 --> 00:13:47,630 You sure those are ready? You didn't throw one against the wall. 347 00:13:47,714 --> 00:13:49,548 Dad, nobody does that anymore. 348 00:13:49,632 --> 00:13:52,635 Oh, I guess we have new ways for doing everything now, huh? 349 00:13:52,719 --> 00:13:55,304 No. I didn't say that. I'm just saying that you can taste your food... 350 00:13:55,388 --> 00:13:57,222 instead of flinging it at the wall like a chimp. 351 00:13:57,306 --> 00:13:58,515 Okay. 352 00:13:58,599 --> 00:14:00,142 How's it taste? 353 00:14:00,226 --> 00:14:02,061 Huh. Uh– 354 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,854 Actually– Mmm. It's pretty good. 355 00:14:03,938 --> 00:14:07,816 But it could use a little, um, sauce. 356 00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:09,693 Which is, ooh, hot. 357 00:14:14,407 --> 00:14:16,116 Try a little Parmesan with that? 358 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,576 Mmm. 359 00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:20,621 I should probably get that bread in the oven. Just– 360 00:14:20,705 --> 00:14:22,164 Okay, hey! 361 00:14:20,705 --> 00:14:22,164 Hey! 362 00:14:22,248 --> 00:14:24,667 How about we take over here while you two get cleaned up for dinner? 363 00:14:24,751 --> 00:14:26,251 Yes. Good idea. 364 00:14:24,751 --> 00:14:26,251 Uh-huh. 365 00:14:26,335 --> 00:14:28,754 Yeah, okay. Approval comes from within. 366 00:14:28,838 --> 00:14:31,632 Thank you. 367 00:14:28,838 --> 00:14:31,632 Your sauce needs garlic. 368 00:14:31,716 --> 00:14:33,008 Okay! 369 00:14:31,716 --> 00:14:33,008 Okay! 370 00:14:33,092 --> 00:14:34,551 And that's a clock. 371 00:14:34,635 --> 00:14:36,679 Okay, well, do another one. I've done, like, four. 372 00:14:36,763 --> 00:14:38,514 This dog is a worse hoarder than your Uncle Clayton. 373 00:14:38,598 --> 00:14:40,766 He's a collector. 374 00:14:38,598 --> 00:14:40,766 Of expired yogurt? 375 00:14:42,143 --> 00:14:45,813 Oh, I'm getting tired. Cam, can we just stop, please? 376 00:14:45,897 --> 00:14:47,856 I feel like we've done our best, but we're just not gonna– 377 00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:50,401 Found it! Oh! 378 00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:50,401 Yay. Oh, good! 379 00:14:50,485 --> 00:14:53,445 Thank God. I hadn't even told you my biggest plan for this yet. 380 00:14:53,529 --> 00:14:55,197 Bigger than the top of our wedding cake? 381 00:14:55,281 --> 00:14:57,533 I'm gonna have a mold made of it and give a reproduction... 382 00:14:57,617 --> 00:15:00,411 to everyone who comes to the wedding and everyone who can't come to the wedding. 383 00:15:00,495 --> 00:15:03,122 Imagine hundreds of these across the country. 384 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,707 No! No! 385 00:15:04,791 --> 00:15:06,709 No. Absolutely not. I hate it. It's awful! 386 00:15:06,793 --> 00:15:08,419 I knew it! 387 00:15:08,503 --> 00:15:09,753 I knew it! 388 00:15:09,837 --> 00:15:11,547 It just shows up in Lily's bath. 389 00:15:11,631 --> 00:15:13,716 And then all of a sudden the dog has it? 390 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:16,301 You have it in for this beautiful topper. 391 00:15:16,385 --> 00:15:18,053 Look at this. Look at it. Look at it! 392 00:15:18,137 --> 00:15:19,930 You're all heroic and Paul Bunyany, 393 00:15:20,014 --> 00:15:23,726 and I'm like some sissy man with pinkish cheeks and a turned-out heel. 394 00:15:23,810 --> 00:15:26,020 It's a caricature. 395 00:15:26,104 --> 00:15:28,397 What matters is what it represents. 396 00:15:28,481 --> 00:15:33,027 My daddy making this for us means he's accepted us for who we are. 397 00:15:33,111 --> 00:15:34,570 Don't you get that? 398 00:15:34,654 --> 00:15:38,783 I never really thought about it that way. 399 00:15:34,654 --> 00:15:38,783 No. You hadn't. 400 00:15:41,119 --> 00:15:46,165 I'm just being sensitive. I need to have a thicker skin. I'm really, really sorry. 401 00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:50,377 No, don't– Don't– Don't be sorry. No. 402 00:15:50,461 --> 00:15:53,422 And I don't want something at the wedding that makes you uncomfortable. 403 00:15:53,506 --> 00:15:56,425 No, that doesn't seem fair. I've used up all my vetoes. 404 00:15:58,177 --> 00:16:01,305 Well, if it– I guess if it makes you feel better, 405 00:16:01,389 --> 00:16:05,017 I could give you one more veto if you give me one more too. 406 00:16:05,977 --> 00:16:07,394 Okay, sure. 407 00:16:07,478 --> 00:16:08,979 And in the future, if there's anything– 408 00:16:09,063 --> 00:16:11,190 The wedding singer. 409 00:16:16,696 --> 00:16:19,365 Okay. Thanks, Daddy. I'll send you the perfect picture to model it on. 410 00:16:25,329 --> 00:16:28,707 After today, I'm convinced our landfills are 10% hair. 411 00:16:28,791 --> 00:16:32,336 Ay, yes. I forgot how exhausting this is. 412 00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:34,755 Well, all we have to do is meet the clients back at the apartment. 413 00:16:34,839 --> 00:16:38,842 - Then we can head home. - Ay, no. I'm too tired now. Let's reschedule. 414 00:16:38,926 --> 00:16:42,554 - Really? Again? - Yes. Let's meet them next week. 415 00:16:42,638 --> 00:16:44,807 And besides, we're late for Jay's party. 416 00:16:44,891 --> 00:16:48,060 Well, I'm not letting you go home looking like this. 417 00:16:48,144 --> 00:16:49,478 You're a little ratty back here. 418 00:16:49,562 --> 00:16:50,938 Ay, no. 419 00:16:51,022 --> 00:16:54,233 No, no, no. I got it. Yep. You just relax. 420 00:16:55,443 --> 00:16:58,487 Oh, what a day, huh? 421 00:16:58,571 --> 00:17:01,156 Being back here must bring up a lot of memories. 422 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,992 Oh, yeah. 423 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,992 Maybe even some emotions. 424 00:17:04,076 --> 00:17:05,494 Yeah. It feels weird. 425 00:17:05,578 --> 00:17:08,330 "Weird" is an adjective, not an emotion, but go on. 426 00:17:08,414 --> 00:17:12,000 Oh, it's just that my life now is so different than before. 427 00:17:12,084 --> 00:17:13,418 So much easier. 428 00:17:13,502 --> 00:17:15,170 And that makes you feel– 429 00:17:15,254 --> 00:17:17,256 Good. 430 00:17:15,254 --> 00:17:17,256 And also– 431 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,508 And bad. 432 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,508 Why? 433 00:17:19,592 --> 00:17:22,511 I don't know. 434 00:17:19,592 --> 00:17:22,511 Come on now, Gloria. 435 00:17:22,595 --> 00:17:26,598 I don't know. I guess it just makes me feel a little ashamed. 436 00:17:26,682 --> 00:17:31,019 Now what in the world do you have to be ashamed of? 437 00:17:31,103 --> 00:17:33,897 It's just that, you know, before when I used to live here, 438 00:17:33,981 --> 00:17:36,525 I used to work for every penny. 439 00:17:36,609 --> 00:17:38,944 I would stand on my own two feet. 440 00:17:39,028 --> 00:17:41,196 Now I just stand on expensive shoes... 441 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,031 that Jay buys for me. 442 00:17:43,115 --> 00:17:45,367 Is that why it's so hard to let go of the apartment? 443 00:17:45,451 --> 00:17:46,952 No, Phil, it's not that– 444 00:17:47,036 --> 00:17:49,663 Gloria. 445 00:17:47,036 --> 00:17:49,663 Maybe. 446 00:17:49,747 --> 00:17:51,415 Gloria. 447 00:17:51,499 --> 00:17:54,126 Yes. It's the last piece of the old me. 448 00:17:54,210 --> 00:17:55,335 Mmm. 449 00:17:55,419 --> 00:17:57,254 ! Ay, no! Enough! You're going too deep. 450 00:17:57,338 --> 00:17:58,630 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 451 00:17:58,714 --> 00:18:00,632 But I think you're looking at this all wrong. 452 00:18:00,716 --> 00:18:02,217 The old you hasn't gone anywhere. 453 00:18:02,301 --> 00:18:04,469 I see it in the way you're raising Manny and Joe. 454 00:18:04,553 --> 00:18:06,680 The way you care for Jay. 455 00:18:06,764 --> 00:18:09,475 You never take anyone or anything for granted. 456 00:18:11,185 --> 00:18:14,563 You worked hard for years without knowing that things were gonna get better. 457 00:18:14,647 --> 00:18:16,398 And then the universe rewarded you. 458 00:18:16,482 --> 00:18:18,734 There's nothing to be ashamed of. 459 00:18:18,818 --> 00:18:21,653 So you're not mad at me because I don't want to sell the apartment? 460 00:18:21,737 --> 00:18:25,073 No. You'll know when you're ready, and I'll be here. 461 00:18:25,157 --> 00:18:27,367 Ay, Phil. 462 00:18:27,451 --> 00:18:30,662 You're the best. 463 00:18:27,451 --> 00:18:30,662 Oh. 464 00:18:30,746 --> 00:18:32,832 There's no one like you. 465 00:18:38,045 --> 00:18:39,796 Mmm! 466 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,423 Mm-mmm. Yuck! 467 00:18:41,507 --> 00:18:45,177 Claire, that looks so good. I can't wait to try it. 468 00:18:45,261 --> 00:18:47,346 Thank you. Oh. 469 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,351 Something has happened here. 470 00:18:54,186 --> 00:18:57,105 Well, you'll all be happy to know that our search for the cake topper... 471 00:18:57,189 --> 00:18:59,107 unearthed a number of family treasures. 472 00:18:59,191 --> 00:19:01,109 Come on, Cam. We're eating over here. 473 00:19:01,193 --> 00:19:03,862 Wait. Didn't I give you this for Father's Day? 474 00:19:03,946 --> 00:19:06,323 - And that? - You see how this dog is. 475 00:19:06,407 --> 00:19:08,825 My karaoke microphone. 476 00:19:08,909 --> 00:19:11,787 Jay, check it out. The other walkie-talkie! 477 00:19:11,871 --> 00:19:15,916 Shame on you, Jay Pritchett. You have used this dog to bury the things that you hate. 478 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,460 - Yeah. - Since when do you need help burying things? 479 00:19:18,544 --> 00:19:21,296 Calm down. She buries stuff of mine too. Look. 480 00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:24,049 Everybody at the office bought me this clock last month. 481 00:19:24,133 --> 00:19:25,842 Honey, what's the matter with you? 482 00:19:25,926 --> 00:19:28,178 That's a question that maybe you should answer. 483 00:19:25,926 --> 00:19:28,178 Oh, my gosh– 484 00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:33,308 "Here's to 40 years in the business. 485 00:19:33,392 --> 00:19:36,062 Enjoy your new timer, old-timer." 486 00:19:37,563 --> 00:19:39,523 Suddenly, it made sense. 487 00:19:39,607 --> 00:19:43,193 In my dad's mind, I was reaching for a torch he wasn't ready to pass. 488 00:19:43,277 --> 00:19:46,905 Sure. Someday I'm gonna take over his business, but not tonight. 489 00:19:46,989 --> 00:19:49,574 Tonight is still Jay's night. 490 00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:56,415 So, Dad– 491 00:19:57,833 --> 00:20:00,544 Turns out I did have a bunch of questions for you last week, 492 00:20:00,628 --> 00:20:02,379 but I didn't want to bother you with them. 493 00:20:02,463 --> 00:20:04,172 I didn't want you to think I couldn't handle it. 494 00:20:04,256 --> 00:20:06,925 There's no shame in asking for help. You can always call. 495 00:20:07,009 --> 00:20:10,596 Well, I won't need to. You'll be in the office down the hall, right? 496 00:20:12,098 --> 00:20:13,265 Right. 497 00:20:15,267 --> 00:20:17,686 Goldilocks to Papa Bear. Goldilocks to Papa Bear. 498 00:20:17,770 --> 00:20:19,480 Come in, Papa Bear. 499 00:20:24,276 --> 00:20:25,778 This is Papa Bear. 500 00:20:26,946 --> 00:20:29,031 On location in the garage, Papa Bear. 501 00:20:29,115 --> 00:20:31,409 Got some cocoa with your name on it. What's your 20? 502 00:20:36,705 --> 00:20:38,373 Oh, what the hell? 503 00:20:38,457 --> 00:20:40,709 - What's going on? - The kids unfriended me again. 504 00:20:40,793 --> 00:20:43,795 How am I supposed to know what's going on in their lives if they never talk to me? 505 00:20:43,879 --> 00:20:46,715 Honey, I got this. 506 00:20:46,799 --> 00:20:49,259 Yeah, it's been kind of a rough year. 507 00:20:49,343 --> 00:20:51,970 Mm-hmm. 508 00:20:49,343 --> 00:20:51,970 New school, new kids, 509 00:20:52,054 --> 00:20:53,472 and I'm taking advice about girls... 510 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,265 from a kid who has his own shoe buffer. 511 00:20:55,349 --> 00:20:56,141 What? 512 00:20:56,225 --> 00:20:57,934 I tried beer. 513 00:20:58,018 --> 00:21:00,437 Oh. 514 00:21:00,521 --> 00:21:02,481 Wow, Dad, this feels great. 515 00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:03,899 Good. Good. 516 00:21:03,983 --> 00:21:06,109 Y-You're sure there's– there's nothing on your mind? 517 00:21:06,193 --> 00:21:10,322 No. Why do you ask, Dad? You seem upset about something. 518 00:21:10,406 --> 00:21:11,907 It's just you reach a certain age, 519 00:21:11,991 --> 00:21:14,409 and you start to wonder, "Am I everything I wanted to be?" 520 00:21:14,493 --> 00:21:16,661 I mean, am I selling houses, or am I just selling out? 521 00:21:16,745 --> 00:21:18,955 Anything else? 522 00:21:16,745 --> 00:21:18,955 Alex tried beer. 523 00:21:19,039 --> 00:21:20,666 Yeah.