1 00:00:02,441 --> 00:00:04,526 Are you getting this? 2 00:00:02,441 --> 00:00:04,526 I'm getting the shot. 3 00:00:04,610 --> 00:00:06,319 I'm just not getting what you're trying to do. 4 00:00:06,403 --> 00:00:09,155 We're in Australia. It's on the bottom of the globe. 5 00:00:09,239 --> 00:00:12,075 So everyone here but me is upside-down. It's geography. 6 00:00:12,159 --> 00:00:15,328 It's a good time to tell you. I dropped Luke on his head when he was one. 7 00:00:15,412 --> 00:00:17,664 Huh. 8 00:00:15,412 --> 00:00:17,664 Okay, I'm up. 9 00:00:17,748 --> 00:00:19,499 Did you drop him too? 10 00:00:19,583 --> 00:00:22,168 Grab my leg, buddy. Here we go. 11 00:00:19,583 --> 00:00:22,168 Oh. 12 00:00:22,252 --> 00:00:25,171 I come from the land down under. 13 00:00:22,252 --> 00:00:25,171 He doesn't. 14 00:00:25,255 --> 00:00:28,049 I was conceived in Australia on my parents' honeymoon. 15 00:00:28,133 --> 00:00:33,054 It was a romantic summer night– their summer– on a blanket in the park. 16 00:00:33,138 --> 00:00:36,933 I still have that blanket. 17 00:00:33,138 --> 00:00:36,933 Phil's mom left us money for a trip there. 18 00:00:37,017 --> 00:00:39,978 When the rest of the family found out, they all just jumped on board. 19 00:00:40,062 --> 00:00:41,688 My mom's grandfather was Australian, 20 00:00:41,772 --> 00:00:44,858 and she'd spend her summers– their winters– visiting him. 21 00:00:44,942 --> 00:00:48,486 It was a very special place for her. She always wanted me to see it. 22 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:50,530 You still have that blanket? 23 00:00:50,614 --> 00:00:52,449 Yeah, silly. It's the one on our bed. 24 00:00:53,951 --> 00:00:55,910 You sure you don't want some of this Vegemite, Gloria? 25 00:00:55,994 --> 00:00:57,495 You don't know what you're missing. 26 00:00:57,579 --> 00:00:59,664 Ay, I don't eat anything unless I know what's in it. 27 00:00:59,748 --> 00:01:02,834 I've seen this woman scarf down a pig's nose. 28 00:01:02,918 --> 00:01:08,047 Sometimes one must travel halfway across the globe to get the clearest view of home. 29 00:01:08,131 --> 00:01:10,216 This was my whole flight. 30 00:01:08,131 --> 00:01:10,216 What's she talking about? 31 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:13,303 My college application essay. They want students who are worldly. 32 00:01:13,387 --> 00:01:16,681 Why don't you write about our trip to Hawaii, when you drank straight from a coconut? 33 00:01:16,765 --> 00:01:19,434 I feel like Harvard's gonna get a lot of those, so– 34 00:01:19,518 --> 00:01:21,728 Hey, guys. I just wanted to say thanks... 35 00:01:21,812 --> 00:01:24,355 for being a part of this pilgrimage to majestic Australia, 36 00:01:24,439 --> 00:01:25,899 which was once a penal colony. 37 00:01:25,983 --> 00:01:27,817 Grow up. 38 00:01:27,901 --> 00:01:30,028 - What? - This place was really special to my mom. 39 00:01:30,112 --> 00:01:33,114 She actually left me a list of things that she thought we should do– 40 00:01:33,198 --> 00:01:36,117 Visit the Great Barrier Reef, see the bush– 41 00:01:36,201 --> 00:01:37,410 Really. 42 00:01:37,494 --> 00:01:39,621 and climb the Sydney Harbour Bridge. 43 00:01:42,541 --> 00:01:43,917 What do you say, mates? 44 00:01:44,001 --> 00:01:46,586 I'm sorry, honey, but you know how I am with heights. 45 00:01:46,670 --> 00:01:49,797 Ay, is that why you never wear high heels? 46 00:01:49,881 --> 00:01:51,174 You guys are with me, right? 47 00:01:51,258 --> 00:01:52,926 Absolutely not. 48 00:01:51,258 --> 00:01:52,926 Nah, I'm not doing that. 49 00:01:53,010 --> 00:01:54,636 Really? 50 00:01:53,010 --> 00:01:54,636 No. 51 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:56,804 "No worries." That's Australian. 52 00:01:56,888 --> 00:02:00,099 I'll do that one on my own if I have to. I'm just so excited we're all here together. 53 00:02:00,183 --> 00:02:02,602 Actually, we have to go. 54 00:02:00,183 --> 00:02:02,602 Yeah, so– 55 00:02:02,686 --> 00:02:04,354 Back in the day, we knew this guy from Australia. 56 00:02:04,438 --> 00:02:05,939 New Zealand. 57 00:02:04,438 --> 00:02:05,939 Same thing. 58 00:02:06,023 --> 00:02:07,565 It's not. 59 00:02:06,023 --> 00:02:07,565 He didn't have a lot of friends, 60 00:02:07,649 --> 00:02:08,858 and we felt sorry for him. 61 00:02:08,942 --> 00:02:10,944 But the truth is, he was kind of annoying. 62 00:02:11,028 --> 00:02:13,071 He was one of those guys that was always on. 63 00:02:11,028 --> 00:02:13,071 Mm-hmm. 64 00:02:13,155 --> 00:02:14,656 Big relief when his visa ran out. 65 00:02:14,740 --> 00:02:16,241 Anyway, through no fault of my own– 66 00:02:16,325 --> 00:02:17,825 No, wait. You announced on Facebook... 67 00:02:17,909 --> 00:02:20,119 that we were going to Australia, which is where he lives. 68 00:02:20,203 --> 00:02:22,330 Fergus invited us to lunch. I couldn't say no. 69 00:02:22,414 --> 00:02:23,915 I could've said no. 70 00:02:23,999 --> 00:02:26,335 Which is why you have 12 friends on Facebook. 71 00:02:23,999 --> 00:02:26,335 Yeah. 72 00:02:27,336 --> 00:02:28,920 Claire, honey, I got to tell you. 73 00:02:29,004 --> 00:02:31,130 You really knocked it out of the park on the Hanover deal. 74 00:02:31,214 --> 00:02:33,800 Oh, come on, Dad. That was all you. 75 00:02:31,214 --> 00:02:33,800 No, it was you. 76 00:02:33,884 --> 00:02:36,719 No, it was you! 77 00:02:33,884 --> 00:02:36,719 It was you. It was your baby. 78 00:02:36,803 --> 00:02:39,847 This was my whole flight. 79 00:02:39,931 --> 00:02:42,600 Claire took the lead on her first project... 80 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:44,769 at the company and scored a big one. 81 00:02:44,853 --> 00:02:49,607 Best part is, she beat out that arrogant gasbag Earl Norton... 82 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:52,652 over at Closets, Closets, Closets, Closets. 83 00:02:52,736 --> 00:02:56,572 I wish I could see the look on his stupid face, face, face, face. 84 00:02:58,867 --> 00:03:00,326 So, what's first? 85 00:03:00,410 --> 00:03:02,620 I think Manny wants to see the Opera House. 86 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:04,247 Actually, it was a long flight. 87 00:03:04,331 --> 00:03:06,874 I was thinking maybe just... hang out on Bondi Beach. 88 00:03:06,958 --> 00:03:08,835 That's a great idea, Manny. 89 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:11,170 Bondi Beach is topless. 90 00:03:11,254 --> 00:03:13,506 Thank you, TripAdvisor. 91 00:03:13,590 --> 00:03:17,260 - Beach it is. - Let's get this Aussie party started! 92 00:03:17,344 --> 00:03:18,845 Oh, my God. What's wrong with your mouth? 93 00:03:18,929 --> 00:03:20,513 ! Ay! Your lips are huge! 94 00:03:20,597 --> 00:03:22,682 I think you're allergic to the Vehe-mi-te. 95 00:03:22,766 --> 00:03:25,435 No worries. - I'd be a little worried. 96 00:03:45,831 --> 00:03:48,458 My mom said that Joe is fine, 97 00:03:48,542 --> 00:03:49,834 that he ate, he slept, 98 00:03:49,918 --> 00:03:51,711 he woke up and then he ate again. 99 00:03:51,795 --> 00:03:53,963 - Classic Joe. 100 00:03:54,047 --> 00:03:56,215 So, uh, Luke and I are gonna take a break from the sun. 101 00:03:56,299 --> 00:03:57,759 Yeah. We're kind of tired. 102 00:03:57,843 --> 00:03:59,803 Tired of not seeing boobs. 103 00:04:01,805 --> 00:04:04,682 Watching the natives take nourishment from their land... 104 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:06,392 has made me acutely aware... 105 00:04:06,476 --> 00:04:08,561 of the fact that I am just saying words now. 106 00:04:08,645 --> 00:04:09,854 What is wrong with me? 107 00:04:09,938 --> 00:04:11,147 I'm totally blocked. 108 00:04:11,231 --> 00:04:13,399 So am I. Scooch. 109 00:04:13,483 --> 00:04:15,651 Hi. How's it going? 110 00:04:15,735 --> 00:04:17,279 Hi. 111 00:04:19,364 --> 00:04:21,407 Why aren't you all over that? He's totally gorgeous. 112 00:04:21,491 --> 00:04:24,577 This country's number-one export is hot surfers. 113 00:04:24,661 --> 00:04:27,330 I'm not gonna buy the first one I see. I'm still browsing. 114 00:04:28,707 --> 00:04:30,917 Ooh! Kangaroos! I'm going to buy one. 115 00:04:31,001 --> 00:04:32,335 Lily, what did I just say? 116 00:04:32,419 --> 00:04:34,921 I don't know. Something about shoes, probably? 117 00:04:35,005 --> 00:04:37,256 Your dad gave you enough money for one souvenir. 118 00:04:37,340 --> 00:04:40,635 Don't buy the first thing you see. You'll regret it your whole trip. 119 00:04:40,719 --> 00:04:43,221 You're right. I have enough regret. 120 00:04:45,932 --> 00:04:47,600 You gotta be kidding me. 121 00:04:47,684 --> 00:04:49,685 We got outbid! 122 00:04:47,684 --> 00:04:49,685 What? By whom? 123 00:04:49,769 --> 00:04:51,729 I'll give you four guesses. 124 00:04:49,769 --> 00:04:51,729 Damn it. 125 00:04:51,813 --> 00:04:53,272 Wait a second. 126 00:04:53,356 --> 00:04:55,525 They're giving us 48 hours to submit a new bid. 127 00:04:55,609 --> 00:04:57,151 We can do that. We can totally do that. 128 00:04:57,235 --> 00:04:59,362 Let's go back to the hotel and figure it out. 129 00:04:59,446 --> 00:05:01,280 - Can it wait? - Yeah. We're on vacation. 130 00:05:01,364 --> 00:05:02,949 Oh, sorry, guys. We have to do this. 131 00:05:03,033 --> 00:05:04,784 This is my baby. 132 00:05:03,033 --> 00:05:04,784 Jay! 133 00:05:04,868 --> 00:05:06,119 Dad! 134 00:05:04,868 --> 00:05:06,119 Claire! 135 00:05:06,203 --> 00:05:07,203 Gloria. 136 00:05:07,287 --> 00:05:09,205 Fine! You two go back to work. 137 00:05:09,289 --> 00:05:10,957 Phil and I, we're going to walk to the ocean, 138 00:05:11,041 --> 00:05:13,668 and we're going to have more fun without you. 139 00:05:11,041 --> 00:05:13,668 Yeah, we will. 140 00:05:13,752 --> 00:05:15,253 No, we won't. Not at all. 141 00:05:15,337 --> 00:05:17,088 Why would you guys even say that? 142 00:05:18,965 --> 00:05:22,635 So, after sitting there for 40 minutes, I tell the waitress, "I'm actually in a hurry. 143 00:05:22,719 --> 00:05:25,805 Any chance of getting the eggs before they turn into chickens?" 144 00:05:25,889 --> 00:05:27,682 Hah. 145 00:05:25,889 --> 00:05:27,682 You know? And she's a total bogan. 146 00:05:27,766 --> 00:05:29,976 She's like, "I've got five tables!" 147 00:05:30,060 --> 00:05:32,937 You know how they have the tray? She's sashaying with the legs. 148 00:05:33,021 --> 00:05:36,023 "Oh, who's got the waffles? Who-Who's got the waffles?" 149 00:05:36,107 --> 00:05:37,900 All right. We get it. 150 00:05:36,107 --> 00:05:37,900 Yeah. 151 00:05:37,984 --> 00:05:40,361 People are looking. 152 00:05:37,984 --> 00:05:40,361 Oh, nothing I can do to stop that. 153 00:05:40,445 --> 00:05:41,946 Well, I can think of one thing. 154 00:05:42,030 --> 00:05:43,990 Well, listen, Fergus. It has been great catching up. 155 00:05:44,074 --> 00:05:46,576 Yes. 156 00:05:44,074 --> 00:05:46,576 But we really have to spend some time with our family today. 157 00:05:46,660 --> 00:05:50,413 I'm– I'm so sorry. Um, Mr. Anderson? We are huge fans. 158 00:05:50,497 --> 00:05:53,082 Could we get a picture? Is that possible? Of course. Bring it in. 159 00:05:53,166 --> 00:05:54,876 Sit down there. There you go. 160 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,335 I won't get up. 161 00:05:56,419 --> 00:05:57,879 What's happening? 162 00:05:56,419 --> 00:05:57,879 I don't know. Google him. 163 00:05:57,963 --> 00:05:59,672 I didn't spring for an international data plan. 164 00:05:59,756 --> 00:06:01,340 Thank you so much. 165 00:05:59,756 --> 00:06:01,340 You like that? All right. 166 00:06:01,424 --> 00:06:03,050 Oh, my God! 167 00:06:03,134 --> 00:06:05,052 Remember your old downstairs neighbor... 168 00:06:05,136 --> 00:06:07,180 that could put his entire fist in his mouth? 169 00:06:07,264 --> 00:06:08,723 Cam. 170 00:06:08,807 --> 00:06:10,308 I think my fist got bigger. 171 00:06:10,392 --> 00:06:13,728 Wait. Fergus, you have your own show? 172 00:06:13,812 --> 00:06:14,854 Oh! Yeah. 173 00:06:14,938 --> 00:06:17,023 It's just a little talk show. No big deal. 174 00:06:17,107 --> 00:06:19,025 It's a big deal here, I suppose, but yeah. 175 00:06:19,109 --> 00:06:21,194 It's a shame you guys have got to leave so soon. 176 00:06:21,278 --> 00:06:22,778 Well– We could stay for a little bit longer. 177 00:06:22,862 --> 00:06:24,405 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 178 00:06:22,862 --> 00:06:24,405 That's fine. 179 00:06:24,489 --> 00:06:27,116 - You never finished the story about the waitress and the– - Oh, yeah. 180 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:30,036 "Who had the waffles?" 181 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,914 Waffles! 182 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:35,374 I just feel bad that Claire and Jay... 183 00:06:35,458 --> 00:06:36,959 are missing such a beautiful day... 184 00:06:37,043 --> 00:06:39,545 in this gorgeous country, which is also a continent. 185 00:06:39,629 --> 00:06:41,547 You have a lot of facts. Uh-huh. 186 00:06:41,631 --> 00:06:45,635 I think this spiritual journey of yours is a wonderful thing. 187 00:06:45,719 --> 00:06:47,929 I think it's gonna make you feel closer to your mother. 188 00:06:48,013 --> 00:06:50,598 I hope so. I miss her. 189 00:06:50,682 --> 00:06:53,392 It's the biggest reason I came here– to connect. 190 00:06:53,476 --> 00:06:54,894 Is that weird? 191 00:06:53,476 --> 00:06:54,894 Not at all. 192 00:06:54,978 --> 00:06:57,563 I talk to my late grandmother all the time. 193 00:06:57,647 --> 00:06:59,982 She would have loved this place. 194 00:07:00,066 --> 00:07:02,610 I wonder if she's here with me now. 195 00:07:02,694 --> 00:07:04,904 No, she doesn't like to fly. 196 00:07:04,988 --> 00:07:08,574 Isn't it wild that my mom and dad made footprints in this very sa– 197 00:07:08,658 --> 00:07:09,742 Aah! 198 00:07:08,658 --> 00:07:09,742 What? 199 00:07:09,826 --> 00:07:12,078 Aah! Something bit me! 200 00:07:12,162 --> 00:07:14,539 Jellyfish! 201 00:07:25,342 --> 00:07:27,677 What is this? Not one topless woman. 202 00:07:27,761 --> 00:07:30,179 Calm down. You're gonna spook the boobs. 203 00:07:30,263 --> 00:07:32,390 Uh, wait. 2:00. 204 00:07:34,351 --> 00:07:35,352 Oh. 205 00:07:40,357 --> 00:07:43,776 Hey, Luke! Luke! How deep is it? 206 00:07:43,860 --> 00:07:46,279 Be cool! We don't want to look like idiots! 207 00:07:50,659 --> 00:07:53,661 I lost my bathing suit! Manny, help me find it! 208 00:07:53,745 --> 00:07:56,205 I don't have my nose plug! 209 00:07:56,289 --> 00:07:59,250 Little boy, are you okay? 210 00:07:59,334 --> 00:08:03,838 - Manny, say something! - Miss! Miss! He lost his bathing suit! 211 00:08:03,922 --> 00:08:05,965 Oh, honey, I can help you find it. It's okay. 212 00:08:06,049 --> 00:08:08,050 I'm fine! Aah! 213 00:08:06,049 --> 00:08:08,050 The water's really clear. 214 00:08:08,134 --> 00:08:09,719 Uh– 215 00:08:10,929 --> 00:08:13,431 I love your limo! 216 00:08:13,515 --> 00:08:15,683 You don't think it draws too much attention to me? 217 00:08:15,767 --> 00:08:17,602 What are you talking about? 218 00:08:17,686 --> 00:08:19,145 No. 219 00:08:19,229 --> 00:08:22,398 We ended up spending a little more time with Fergus than we planned. 220 00:08:22,482 --> 00:08:24,734 Which, honestly, felt like growth to us. 221 00:08:22,482 --> 00:08:24,734 Yes. 222 00:08:24,818 --> 00:08:28,904 Because I think sometimes we judge people before we get to know them. 223 00:08:30,573 --> 00:08:34,076 I cannot believe they let us in here. How famous are you? 224 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:36,996 Well, sometimes, I feel like I'm the one in the zoo. 225 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:39,707 Only difference between me and this guy is I won't pee on you. 226 00:08:39,791 --> 00:08:41,917 Eh? 227 00:08:42,001 --> 00:08:43,502 Seriously, they will pee on you. 228 00:08:43,586 --> 00:08:45,379 Oh, for real? He will pee on us. Okay. 229 00:08:45,463 --> 00:08:47,173 Turns out we have a lot in common. 230 00:08:47,257 --> 00:08:50,009 For example, we all hate standing in lines. 231 00:08:50,093 --> 00:08:53,012 Make sure I get copies of those. Isn't he funny? 232 00:08:53,096 --> 00:08:54,680 We're with him. So we're just gonna– 233 00:08:53,096 --> 00:08:54,680 Through you go. 234 00:08:54,764 --> 00:08:57,808 Sorry. Classic Fergus, getting us in like this. 235 00:08:57,892 --> 00:08:58,893 Come on. 236 00:09:02,897 --> 00:09:06,400 Where's the next gift shop? 237 00:09:02,897 --> 00:09:06,400 I cannot look at another souvenir, Lily. 238 00:09:06,484 --> 00:09:09,362 You did this. 239 00:09:06,484 --> 00:09:09,362 Lily, relax. You'll find the perfect one. 240 00:09:09,446 --> 00:09:11,030 I want to believe you, 241 00:09:11,114 --> 00:09:14,492 but that lifeguard was the cutest boy I've ever seen. 242 00:09:14,576 --> 00:09:15,826 I know. 243 00:09:15,910 --> 00:09:18,037 Hey, guys! Found 'em in the business center. 244 00:09:18,121 --> 00:09:20,122 Come on. We got to catch the bus to the bush. 245 00:09:20,206 --> 00:09:21,415 What time did you wake up? 246 00:09:21,499 --> 00:09:24,168 5:00 a.m. Claire has an incredible work ethic. 247 00:09:24,252 --> 00:09:26,128 She's like a young me. 248 00:09:24,252 --> 00:09:26,128 Oh. 249 00:09:26,212 --> 00:09:29,674 Yung-mi was our accountant from Korea. Died at her desk. 250 00:09:29,758 --> 00:09:31,217 Okay, enough work. 251 00:09:31,301 --> 00:09:32,802 It's time to enjoy our vacation. 252 00:09:31,301 --> 00:09:32,802 Yeah. 253 00:09:32,886 --> 00:09:34,929 - We just got to finish up a few quick– - No, you're done. 254 00:09:35,013 --> 00:09:36,389 Done. We're done. 255 00:09:35,013 --> 00:09:36,389 Let's go. 256 00:09:36,473 --> 00:09:38,474 Jay, I miss you. 257 00:09:38,558 --> 00:09:42,103 And besides, I don't know that I can keep Phil safe anymore. 258 00:09:42,187 --> 00:09:43,980 I think he's going to die here. 259 00:09:46,733 --> 00:09:49,402 Oh, it's Fergus. 260 00:09:46,733 --> 00:09:49,402 What? Why did he text you and not me? 261 00:09:49,486 --> 00:09:52,113 He invited us to a party today on Hugh Jackman's yacht. 262 00:09:49,486 --> 00:09:52,113 What? 263 00:09:52,197 --> 00:09:56,075 Not today! No! I want to meet Hugh Jackman. 264 00:09:52,197 --> 00:09:56,075 I do too. I do too. 265 00:09:56,159 --> 00:09:57,785 But we can't bail on my family again. 266 00:09:57,869 --> 00:09:59,912 That makes us complete star you-know-what-ers. 267 00:09:59,996 --> 00:10:01,831 Plus, Cam, this will be fun too. Come on. 268 00:10:01,915 --> 00:10:05,168 Everybody have their sunscreen and bug spray? I got the snakebite kit. 269 00:10:06,252 --> 00:10:09,255 Hey, guys, we just got some really bad news. 270 00:10:09,339 --> 00:10:11,340 Yeah, so– 271 00:10:15,553 --> 00:10:21,058 Walking the paths once trod by the first Australians has made me... what? 272 00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:22,309 Unbearable? 273 00:10:22,393 --> 00:10:23,728 Now, if we're lucky, 274 00:10:23,812 --> 00:10:26,397 we'll see some of Australia's more famous indigenous species. 275 00:10:26,481 --> 00:10:28,524 Kangaroo, dingoes, koala. 276 00:10:28,608 --> 00:10:30,609 Quick question. 277 00:10:28,608 --> 00:10:30,609 Oh, good. Another one. 278 00:10:30,693 --> 00:10:34,613 Isn't it true that baby kangaroos– or joeys– are born without hind legs? 279 00:10:34,697 --> 00:10:37,366 Yes. Once again, you've correctly answered your own question. 280 00:10:37,450 --> 00:10:38,784 Yeah. 281 00:10:37,450 --> 00:10:38,784 I just got a text from Earl... 282 00:10:38,868 --> 00:10:40,870 at Closets, Closets, Clos– 283 00:10:38,868 --> 00:10:40,870 I know what it's called. 284 00:10:40,954 --> 00:10:43,456 Listen to this. "Better luck next time. Ha, ha." 285 00:10:43,540 --> 00:10:45,916 He always knows what to say to get my goat. 286 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,711 I'm waiting for a quote from the lumber supplier, but this hike is three hours. 287 00:10:48,795 --> 00:10:50,296 I'm gonna lose signal. 288 00:10:48,795 --> 00:10:50,296 Let's go back. 289 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:52,339 Dad, we can't just up and leave without a plausible reason wh– 290 00:10:52,423 --> 00:10:54,676 Claire's hurt! 291 00:10:56,636 --> 00:10:58,804 What happened? 292 00:10:56,636 --> 00:10:58,804 Well, you know what a klutz she is. 293 00:10:58,888 --> 00:11:00,639 Honey, are you okay? 294 00:10:58,888 --> 00:11:00,639 Not really. 295 00:11:00,723 --> 00:11:02,349 Yeah, well, I– Let me get her back to camp. 296 00:11:02,433 --> 00:11:06,520 We're just gonna slow you down. Come on, sweetheart. 297 00:11:02,433 --> 00:11:06,520 Yeah, you guys have fun. 298 00:11:06,604 --> 00:11:08,814 How dumb do they think we are? 299 00:11:08,898 --> 00:11:11,901 Sometimes Claire leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list. 300 00:11:13,403 --> 00:11:16,697 I'm so nervous. Are we gonna see Hugh Jackman in a bathing suit? 301 00:11:16,781 --> 00:11:18,657 What do we say to Hugh Jackman in a bathing suit? 302 00:11:18,741 --> 00:11:20,201 Oh, my God. It's so big. 303 00:11:20,285 --> 00:11:21,994 That's a bit direct, but he might be flattered. 304 00:11:22,078 --> 00:11:23,412 Oh. You're talking about the boat. 305 00:11:23,496 --> 00:11:25,206 - Fergus! - Fergus! Hey! 306 00:11:25,290 --> 00:11:27,958 Oh, guys. Thank God you're here. 307 00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:30,503 - Just had the worst fight with Hugh. - Oh, no. What happened? 308 00:11:30,587 --> 00:11:33,714 I took a shot at Russell Crowe in Les Mis. Hugh took offense. 309 00:11:33,798 --> 00:11:35,800 Oh, well, he has to know Russell was– 310 00:11:33,798 --> 00:11:35,800 He has to know. 311 00:11:35,884 --> 00:11:37,343 horribly miscast. 312 00:11:35,884 --> 00:11:37,343 It's not his fault. 313 00:11:37,427 --> 00:11:40,012 It's not his fault. The acting was fine, but– 314 00:11:40,096 --> 00:11:42,014 Okay, let's get on this boat and fix this. Come on. 315 00:11:42,098 --> 00:11:44,767 That's not the boat. They've already gone. 316 00:11:44,851 --> 00:11:47,394 Hugh was standing on his deck in a skimpy little bathing suit, 317 00:11:47,478 --> 00:11:49,021 disappointed look on his face. 318 00:11:49,105 --> 00:11:50,898 Wait. I'm s– Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 319 00:11:50,982 --> 00:11:52,775 Skimpy? 320 00:11:50,982 --> 00:11:52,775 I'm sorry. Standing on his what? 321 00:11:52,859 --> 00:11:55,945 - On his deck. - Of the boat. Got it. Okay. 322 00:11:56,029 --> 00:11:58,572 You know what? We don't need them. 323 00:11:58,656 --> 00:12:01,242 I'll hire a boat. We'll have our own party! 324 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:03,661 This is the life, eh, boys? 325 00:12:03,745 --> 00:12:05,704 Oh, s– So we're not taking this to a bigger boat? 326 00:12:05,788 --> 00:12:09,041 A bigger boat! Have a meat pie. 327 00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:11,586 No, thank you. No. 328 00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:11,586 No, thank you. 329 00:12:14,047 --> 00:12:15,965 Are you okay, Phil? 330 00:12:14,047 --> 00:12:15,965 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 331 00:12:16,049 --> 00:12:17,967 I just wish Claire was here to see all this. 332 00:12:18,051 --> 00:12:20,469 Ah. 333 00:12:18,051 --> 00:12:20,469 Plus, my foot's twice its normal size, 334 00:12:20,553 --> 00:12:23,097 and the mosquitoes are really going after my jellyfish bites. 335 00:12:23,181 --> 00:12:25,391 Look! A sign! 336 00:12:27,852 --> 00:12:29,353 What? 337 00:12:29,437 --> 00:12:32,189 You wanted to see a kangaroo, and now you see one. 338 00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:34,358 I think this is your mother trying to tell you... 339 00:12:34,442 --> 00:12:37,444 that the rest of the trip is going to be magical, Phil. 340 00:12:37,528 --> 00:12:39,822 That is so my mom, to say it with a kangaroo. 341 00:12:39,906 --> 00:12:42,741 Look. It's so beautiful. 342 00:12:42,825 --> 00:12:45,911 Okay, but be careful. You're gonna scare him. 343 00:12:45,995 --> 00:12:49,248 G'day, mate. Hey. 344 00:12:49,332 --> 00:12:50,291 Yes. 345 00:12:51,084 --> 00:12:52,335 Hey, aren't you gor– 346 00:12:53,169 --> 00:12:54,170 ! Ay! 347 00:13:01,761 --> 00:13:04,054 This one. No, this one. 348 00:13:04,138 --> 00:13:06,015 No, this one! I can't breathe! 349 00:13:06,099 --> 00:13:09,101 Shopping with Lily is the best birth control in the world. 350 00:13:09,185 --> 00:13:10,811 Yeah. 351 00:13:10,895 --> 00:13:13,439 But you know it's not, right? 352 00:13:13,523 --> 00:13:14,982 Ooh! This one! 353 00:13:15,066 --> 00:13:17,526 Thank God. Hurry up and buy it. 354 00:13:17,610 --> 00:13:20,070 Wait. What if there's a better one later? 355 00:13:20,154 --> 00:13:22,531 - Let's keep looking. - No, no, no! You are buying that. 356 00:13:22,615 --> 00:13:25,200 You're never gonna find anything better. I never found a hotter lifeguard, okay? 357 00:13:25,284 --> 00:13:27,494 This is perfect, and it is right in front of you. Here. 358 00:13:27,578 --> 00:13:29,538 Thanks. 359 00:13:27,578 --> 00:13:29,538 Thank you. 360 00:13:29,622 --> 00:13:31,457 Hey. I really love your accent. 361 00:13:36,045 --> 00:13:38,673 I would like to return this. 362 00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:42,509 Penny for your thoughts? 363 00:13:42,593 --> 00:13:44,011 Boobs. 364 00:13:44,095 --> 00:13:46,055 Me too. What's our problem? 365 00:13:46,139 --> 00:13:47,806 I freaked out when those things came at us. 366 00:13:47,890 --> 00:13:50,225 I think I could've handled one, but they ganged up on me. 367 00:13:50,309 --> 00:13:54,980 Hey, boys. How would you like to participate in an aboriginal walkabout? 368 00:13:55,064 --> 00:13:57,483 No, thanks. Why don't you ask those girls over there? 369 00:13:57,567 --> 00:14:00,527 - This walkabout's for men only. - Trust me. We're not men. 370 00:14:00,611 --> 00:14:03,322 Sound like you need this more than anyone. Quick. Come here. 371 00:14:06,075 --> 00:14:08,411 Perfect. Now we're wearing makeup. 372 00:14:09,495 --> 00:14:12,706 Oh. You have got to be kidding me. 373 00:14:12,790 --> 00:14:14,416 Okay, can we walk to the bush? 374 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,418 Nah. Dispatch is sending a cab in an hour. 375 00:14:16,502 --> 00:14:17,753 An hour. 376 00:14:16,502 --> 00:14:17,753 What? 377 00:14:17,837 --> 00:14:19,338 No, Cam, we deserve this. 378 00:14:19,422 --> 00:14:23,467 We deserted our family, we abandoned our daughter, and for what? Huh? 379 00:14:23,551 --> 00:14:26,345 We're not just star you-know-what-ers. We're you-know-what-holes! 380 00:14:26,429 --> 00:14:28,389 You know Lily's not here, right? 381 00:14:28,473 --> 00:14:30,850 Oh, my God. 382 00:14:39,192 --> 00:14:41,569 Please be cool. - I'm always cool. 383 00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:43,404 Hello! 384 00:14:45,490 --> 00:14:47,033 There's some pretty fancy shoes. 385 00:14:48,451 --> 00:14:49,451 Thank you? 386 00:14:49,535 --> 00:14:51,412 So, listen, we don't want any trouble, 387 00:14:51,496 --> 00:14:54,206 uh, but my– my friend and I– 388 00:14:54,290 --> 00:14:56,375 "Friend?" Really? Yeah. 389 00:14:56,459 --> 00:14:58,794 We had a little cab problem. 390 00:14:56,459 --> 00:14:58,794 Our cab broke down. 391 00:14:58,878 --> 00:15:04,466 And we are trying to get to our daughter– the daughter my friend and I have together. 392 00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:06,469 Well, that ain't right. 393 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,764 Daddies should be with their little girls. 394 00:15:11,974 --> 00:15:13,976 Seriously, where can I get a pair of them shoes? 395 00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:15,853 - He wants your shoes. Give him your shoes. - What? Okay. 396 00:15:15,937 --> 00:15:17,604 I don't want your shoes. I wanna get me own. 397 00:15:17,688 --> 00:15:20,149 He doesn't want your shoes. Put your shoes on. 398 00:15:24,487 --> 00:15:26,238 - I knew it! - Gloria, don't be mad. 399 00:15:26,322 --> 00:15:27,906 - Too late! - I know this looks really bad, 400 00:15:27,990 --> 00:15:29,950 but you have to understand that this is my– 401 00:15:30,034 --> 00:15:31,869 Your baby? I know. 402 00:15:31,953 --> 00:15:33,746 And you should be ashamed of yourself! 403 00:15:33,830 --> 00:15:38,250 You have a husband who is on a spiritual journey and was punched by a kangaroo! 404 00:15:38,334 --> 00:15:40,085 What? 405 00:15:40,169 --> 00:15:41,629 Gloria! 406 00:15:42,505 --> 00:15:44,089 Honey, I just heard. 407 00:15:44,173 --> 00:15:46,091 How did you get punched by a kangaroo? 408 00:15:46,175 --> 00:15:48,343 Really hard. In the face. 409 00:15:48,427 --> 00:15:50,095 Oh. I'm sorry. 410 00:15:50,179 --> 00:15:52,765 Oh, boy. Is there anything I can do? 411 00:15:52,849 --> 00:15:54,808 Could you stop working and sit with me for a while? 412 00:15:54,892 --> 00:15:56,310 Yes, of course I can. 413 00:15:54,892 --> 00:15:56,310 Thank you. 414 00:15:56,394 --> 00:15:57,686 Okay. Be– Be soft. 415 00:15:57,770 --> 00:16:00,523 Ah, baby. 416 00:15:57,770 --> 00:16:00,523 Thank you. 417 00:16:01,899 --> 00:16:03,776 Oh, my God. Phil. 418 00:16:01,899 --> 00:16:03,776 Ow. Oh! 419 00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:05,360 - Honey! - Ow! 420 00:16:05,444 --> 00:16:08,906 Phil! A wild dog took my laptop! 421 00:16:08,990 --> 00:16:10,449 Seems like a missed opportunity. 422 00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:12,993 Honey, if you want to work, just say so. 423 00:16:13,077 --> 00:16:16,121 - No! It happened! It just happened! - I didn't see anything. 424 00:16:16,205 --> 00:16:18,791 I didn't see you get hit in the face by a kangaroo, but I believe you. 425 00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:22,294 - Come on! Help me get it! - No! You're on your own! 426 00:16:22,378 --> 00:16:25,715 Like I've been this whole trip! Ow. 427 00:16:26,591 --> 00:16:28,217 For God's sakes! 428 00:16:28,301 --> 00:16:30,803 Gloria, stop! Let me explain! 429 00:16:30,887 --> 00:16:34,348 Fine. But the explanation better not be that this is an important account, 430 00:16:34,432 --> 00:16:36,517 that you're on a deadline and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! 431 00:16:36,601 --> 00:16:39,645 Oh. Well, I'm gonna need a minute to think. 432 00:16:39,729 --> 00:16:44,483 I did not leave Joe, fly across the world to see you spend all your time working. 433 00:16:44,567 --> 00:16:46,026 You're missing the whole vacation! 434 00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:48,195 Not the first wife to tell me that. 435 00:16:48,279 --> 00:16:51,657 So how many wives need to say it before you listen? 436 00:16:54,410 --> 00:16:56,078 What's that? 437 00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:59,039 I'm not gonna tell you. 438 00:16:59,123 --> 00:17:01,667 If you were here, you would know what that is. 439 00:17:01,751 --> 00:17:04,086 I don't know what that was. 440 00:17:04,170 --> 00:17:07,006 But I was not going to give him the satisfaction. 441 00:17:16,349 --> 00:17:19,351 Ow! Damn it! 442 00:17:19,435 --> 00:17:22,271 Why, Australia? Why? 443 00:17:23,606 --> 00:17:25,774 - Hey, mate. How's... it going? 444 00:17:25,858 --> 00:17:27,776 - Everything okay here? - Not really. 445 00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:30,362 You don't mind me saying, you look a bit beaten up. 446 00:17:30,446 --> 00:17:32,030 Yeah. 447 00:17:32,114 --> 00:17:34,742 I love your country, but your country doesn't love me back. 448 00:17:36,327 --> 00:17:38,412 Australia's rejected me. 449 00:17:38,496 --> 00:17:42,083 You see this right here? That's from a croc bite. 450 00:17:42,959 --> 00:17:44,627 This one here on my back– 451 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:48,005 I was hit by a tram in Melbourne. 452 00:17:48,089 --> 00:17:49,715 This right here– 453 00:17:49,799 --> 00:17:51,884 That's an irregular mole. 454 00:17:51,968 --> 00:17:54,219 - Should probably get that checked out. - Uh-huh. 455 00:17:54,303 --> 00:17:57,973 Point is, Australia is nice to tourists, 456 00:17:58,057 --> 00:18:00,475 but it's tough on its own people. 457 00:18:00,559 --> 00:18:02,895 Congratulations, mate. You're one of us. 458 00:18:02,979 --> 00:18:05,314 - Are you saying what I think you're saying? - I think I am. 459 00:18:05,398 --> 00:18:06,899 I'm Crocodile Dunphy? 460 00:18:06,983 --> 00:18:09,860 That's not what I was saying at all. 461 00:18:09,944 --> 00:18:12,905 Is that a kookaburra, which are born blind, or– 462 00:18:15,825 --> 00:18:16,993 Mom? 463 00:18:21,956 --> 00:18:25,083 - There you are. - Oh! Dad, the laptop is gone. 464 00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:27,794 We've got to get back to the hotel right now. It's still fresh in my mind. 465 00:18:27,878 --> 00:18:29,338 I think I can just piece it together. 466 00:18:29,422 --> 00:18:30,547 Claire. 467 00:18:29,422 --> 00:18:30,547 Yeah? 468 00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,216 Let it go. 469 00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,216 What? 470 00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:34,426 No! I-I poured my heart into this. 471 00:18:34,510 --> 00:18:36,136 And don't you want to stick it to Earl? 472 00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:38,805 Doesn't matter. Go be with your family. 473 00:18:38,889 --> 00:18:42,267 Remember when you were a kid? We'd take the family trips? 474 00:18:42,351 --> 00:18:44,853 I'd disappear for days to work? 475 00:18:42,351 --> 00:18:44,853 Yeah. 476 00:18:44,937 --> 00:18:46,522 Don't be me. 477 00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:51,318 I feel like I'm letting you down. 478 00:18:51,402 --> 00:18:52,778 What are you talking about? 479 00:18:52,862 --> 00:18:55,448 I finally get to spend a little vacation time with my daughter. 480 00:18:56,615 --> 00:18:59,785 - Yeah. - Mmm. 481 00:18:59,869 --> 00:19:02,872 What is that? 482 00:19:04,498 --> 00:19:07,626 Lily! We're here! 483 00:19:04,498 --> 00:19:07,626 Daddies love you! 484 00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:09,169 Daddies! 485 00:19:09,253 --> 00:19:12,673 Oh, my gosh! 486 00:19:12,757 --> 00:19:14,675 Oh, this place is beautiful! 487 00:19:14,759 --> 00:19:17,511 That's our bus! Time to go! 488 00:19:17,595 --> 00:19:20,472 - What do you mean? - Who are these guys? 489 00:19:20,556 --> 00:19:22,641 - Who's this guy? - Oh. 490 00:19:22,725 --> 00:19:26,728 Honey, I am so sorry. From now on, I am all yours. 491 00:19:26,812 --> 00:19:29,565 I promise. Whatever you want to do. 492 00:19:31,734 --> 00:19:35,237 Phil, this is not what I had in mind. You're doing great, honey! 493 00:19:35,321 --> 00:19:36,989 What is a bridge? 494 00:19:37,073 --> 00:19:41,076 It's a connector, a supporter, and sometimes it's a metaphor for– 495 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,495 Oh, my gosh! Shut up! 496 00:19:50,086 --> 00:19:53,213 Hello from the Great Barrier Reef! 497 00:20:00,429 --> 00:20:02,681 Whoa! 498 00:20:00,429 --> 00:20:02,681 That was awesome! 499 00:20:20,658 --> 00:20:22,284 Yes! 500 00:20:37,299 --> 00:20:40,761 Thank you for choosing to fly Qantas... 501 00:20:40,845 --> 00:20:45,223 on our nonstop flight from Australia to Los Angeles. 502 00:20:45,307 --> 00:20:46,641 I feel a little guilty... 503 00:20:46,725 --> 00:20:48,226 sitting up here without the family. 504 00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:49,812 I don't. 505 00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:49,812 Me either. 506 00:20:52,648 --> 00:20:55,025 Don't you think it's a little rude that they're sitting up there? 507 00:20:55,109 --> 00:20:56,735 I would never do that. 508 00:20:56,819 --> 00:20:59,821 Boy, you tense up fast after a vacation. 509 00:20:59,905 --> 00:21:01,573 I swear that's Hugh Jackman up there. 510 00:21:01,657 --> 00:21:03,700 I saw him when we boarded. 511 00:21:01,657 --> 00:21:03,700 I don't think it's him. 512 00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:05,285 Oh, well, I'm gonna go find out. 513 00:21:05,369 --> 00:21:06,912 Cam, no. Cam, come on. 514 00:21:06,996 --> 00:21:10,166 Let him go, or none of us will get any sleep. 515 00:21:14,336 --> 00:21:15,838 Hey, guys. Just saying hi. 516 00:21:17,506 --> 00:21:20,551 Excuse me. I don't think he belongs up here.