1 00:00:03,434 --> 00:00:04,894 MM. 2 00:00:04,935 --> 00:00:07,479 OH! LET ME 3 00:00:14,862 --> 00:00:16,988 ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T 4 00:00:14,862 --> 00:00:16,988 IN YOUR OWN CHAIR? 5 00:00:17,030 --> 00:00:19,991 THERE'S NO MORE 6 00:00:17,030 --> 00:00:19,991 "MY CHAIR" OR "YOUR CHAIR." 7 00:00:20,033 --> 00:00:21,034 SO... 8 00:00:25,038 --> 00:00:26,164 NEVER ENDED? 9 00:00:25,038 --> 00:00:26,164 OH, MY GOSH: 10 00:00:26,206 --> 00:00:28,208 IT'S LIKE WE HAVE 11 00:00:29,543 --> 00:00:31,295 HA HA. 12 00:00:33,130 --> 00:00:35,090 OH, IS THAT TODAY? 13 00:00:35,132 --> 00:00:38,009 SO, LISTEN: I HAVE 14 00:00:38,051 --> 00:00:40,429 BY 6:00, AND THEN WE 15 00:00:42,055 --> 00:00:45,016 DAD. 16 00:00:42,055 --> 00:00:45,016 FROM DAD. 17 00:00:45,058 --> 00:00:47,018 FLOWERS? BUT YOU JUST 18 00:00:49,062 --> 00:00:51,022 AND I WOULDN'T MIND 19 00:00:51,064 --> 00:00:55,026 WASN'T FULL OF BEES. 20 00:01:08,123 --> 00:01:10,041 FOR MILADY? 21 00:01:12,169 --> 00:01:14,964 THAT YOU AND LUKE BAKED? 22 00:01:15,005 --> 00:01:16,757 ARE WE 23 00:01:16,799 --> 00:01:18,049 FOR BREAKFAST? 24 00:01:18,091 --> 00:01:20,719 YES, WE ARE! 25 00:01:20,761 --> 00:01:22,012 YEAH! 26 00:01:20,761 --> 00:01:22,012 YEAH! 27 00:01:23,472 --> 00:01:24,431 MMM! 28 00:01:24,473 --> 00:01:26,433 A BUTTERFLY! 29 00:01:26,475 --> 00:01:27,434 OH, MY GOD! 30 00:01:32,021 --> 00:01:34,065 DON'T GET ME WRONG, 31 00:01:56,129 --> 00:01:59,174 OVER 50:000 SUBSCRIBERS! 32 00:01:59,216 --> 00:02:02,093 OH, PLUS: MY HAIR 33 00:02:02,135 --> 00:02:05,723 I'M NOT A RELIGIOUS PERSON... 34 00:02:08,141 --> 00:02:10,101 I'VE HAD TIME TO CATCH UP 35 00:02:10,143 --> 00:02:11,979 WHEN SHE ISN'T BUSY 36 00:02:13,939 --> 00:02:16,107 I'M JUST GONNA SAY IT ... 37 00:02:16,149 --> 00:02:17,776 I DON'T CARE IF 38 00:02:16,149 --> 00:02:17,776 IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY. 39 00:02:17,818 --> 00:02:20,821 YOU IN A BOX AND 40 00:02:17,818 --> 00:02:20,821 OH. 41 00:02:20,863 --> 00:02:23,114 WASN'T MAGICAL ENOUGH, 42 00:02:23,156 --> 00:02:25,116 I HAVEN'T HAD 43 00:02:23,156 --> 00:02:25,116 A SINGLE BAD PLUM! 44 00:02:25,158 --> 00:02:28,119 OH, MY GOD! 45 00:02:28,161 --> 00:02:30,915 SO, THE ZIPPER : 46 00:02:28,161 --> 00:02:30,915 OH, MY GOD! 47 00:02:30,956 --> 00:02:33,500 OH, MY GOD! 48 00:02:48,181 --> 00:02:49,224 Manny! 49 00:02:49,266 --> 00:02:51,309 MANNY! 50 00:02:51,351 --> 00:02:53,311 COME! 51 00:02:51,351 --> 00:02:53,311 TALK TO YOUR COUSINS! 52 00:02:53,353 --> 00:02:55,773 HOLA! 53 00:02:53,353 --> 00:02:55,773 ? Cómo estás, Manny? 54 00:02:55,814 --> 00:02:57,942 THE COLOMBIANS? 55 00:03:02,195 --> 00:03:04,155 BIRTHDAY'S NOT TILL NEXT WEEK. 56 00:03:04,197 --> 00:03:08,410 IT'S AUNT ROSARIO'S 57 00:03:04,197 --> 00:03:08,410 82nd BIRTHDAY TODAY: 58 00:03:08,452 --> 00:03:10,746 THAT'S WHY ALL THE 59 00:03:10,788 --> 00:03:11,747 LOOK! 60 00:03:11,789 --> 00:03:15,166 Manny! 61 00:03:11,789 --> 00:03:15,166 HI, EVERYONE: 62 00:03:17,419 --> 00:03:19,170 AY! 63 00:03:17,419 --> 00:03:19,170 HUH? 64 00:03:19,212 --> 00:03:21,172 WOW. 65 00:03:21,214 --> 00:03:22,674 RIGHT? 66 00:03:22,716 --> 00:03:26,095 BUT HE'S NOT AN OLD MAN. 67 00:03:29,222 --> 00:03:31,976 IT'S LIKE HE JUST 68 00:03:38,231 --> 00:03:39,900 WE DON'T HAVE TO BE 69 00:03:38,231 --> 00:03:39,900 AT DRINKS TILL 5:00, 70 00:03:39,942 --> 00:03:42,193 SO I'M GONNA RUN A FEW 71 00:03:42,235 --> 00:03:45,363 AY, JAY, WHY DON'T YOU 72 00:03:42,235 --> 00:03:45,363 THAT I JUST GOT YOU? 73 00:03:45,405 --> 00:03:48,033 UH, A LITTLE FLASHY: 74 00:03:49,743 --> 00:03:51,996 BUT IT 75 00:03:52,037 --> 00:03:53,204 I'M SO SORRY. 76 00:03:53,246 --> 00:03:55,791 IT'S FINE. YOU CAN DROP 77 00:03:55,833 --> 00:03:59,044 I DON'T FEEL A THING ANYMORE. 78 00:04:01,546 --> 00:04:03,799 AND NOW: 79 00:04:03,841 --> 00:04:05,425 IT'S TIME TO CHANT 80 00:04:10,430 --> 00:04:13,642 BY THE HAT OF MERLIN: 81 00:04:13,684 --> 00:04:16,728 BE GONE! 82 00:04:16,770 --> 00:04:18,814 DID I DO IT? 83 00:04:16,770 --> 00:04:18,814 DID I DISAPPEAR? 84 00:04:21,692 --> 00:04:23,527 OH, I CAN 85 00:04:21,692 --> 00:04:23,527 THERE'S LOVE. 86 00:04:24,486 --> 00:04:26,655 SWEET! 87 00:04:26,697 --> 00:04:29,240 AW! NOW I CAN START 88 00:04:29,282 --> 00:04:30,909 OOH, CAN I HELP PICK 89 00:04:29,282 --> 00:04:30,909 THE RHUBARB? 90 00:04:32,327 --> 00:04:34,329 A PLUM? 91 00:04:32,327 --> 00:04:34,329 I'M GOOD. 92 00:04:34,371 --> 00:04:37,248 I'LL GRAB YOU 93 00:04:37,290 --> 00:04:39,543 BUT ARE YOU ALL HIGH? 94 00:04:39,584 --> 00:04:41,170 NO, MITCHELL: 95 00:04:39,584 --> 00:04:41,170 WE'RE HAPPY. 96 00:04:41,211 --> 00:04:42,838 OH, I'M TRYING TO 97 00:04:41,211 --> 00:04:42,838 GET AWAY FROM "HAPPY." 98 00:04:44,297 --> 00:04:46,257 WHY DON'T YOU LET ME KNOW 99 00:04:44,297 --> 00:04:46,257 WHAT'S GOING ON? 100 00:04:48,301 --> 00:04:50,762 HUH. 101 00:04:53,098 --> 00:04:54,432 IT'S EXHAUSTING. 102 00:04:57,186 --> 00:04:58,269 OH, MY GOD! 103 00:04:58,311 --> 00:04:59,604 UM, ANYWAY: 104 00:05:01,815 --> 00:05:03,274 A NOTCH? 105 00:05:03,316 --> 00:05:04,985 NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT: 106 00:05:05,027 --> 00:05:06,945 THIS SAID "BE MEAN." 107 00:05:06,987 --> 00:05:08,279 NO. 108 00:05:06,987 --> 00:05:08,279 NO. 109 00:05:08,321 --> 00:05:10,741 IT'S ... 110 00:05:08,321 --> 00:05:10,741 DON'T WORRY, I... 111 00:05:10,782 --> 00:05:14,285 AND IT WASN'T EVEN 112 00:05:10,782 --> 00:05:14,285 VALENTINE'S DAY. 113 00:05:27,340 --> 00:05:28,717 OHH. 114 00:05:28,759 --> 00:05:29,801 DO YOU? 115 00:05:34,973 --> 00:05:36,808 IS HE OKAY? 116 00:05:34,973 --> 00:05:36,808 HE'S MITCHELL. 117 00:05:36,850 --> 00:05:38,309 I DIDN'T EVEN 118 00:05:38,351 --> 00:05:40,311 WE'VE HAD SUCH 119 00:05:40,353 --> 00:05:43,314 I DON'T WANT TO LET THAT KIND 120 00:05:43,356 --> 00:05:44,315 MMM. 121 00:05:44,357 --> 00:05:45,609 ALEX! 122 00:05:44,357 --> 00:05:45,609 HEY! 123 00:05:45,650 --> 00:05:47,819 WE DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE 124 00:05:49,071 --> 00:05:50,321 THE WORST SUMMER EVER! 125 00:05:52,157 --> 00:05:53,951 YOU IDIOT! 126 00:05:52,157 --> 00:05:53,951 YOU'RE AN IDIOT! 127 00:05:53,992 --> 00:05:55,368 HUH. 128 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:05,336 IS MILADY'S ARM 129 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:05,336 BROKEN? 130 00:06:10,299 --> 00:06:11,718 MY BAD. 131 00:06:13,470 --> 00:06:14,930 WHAT AM I DOING? 132 00:06:16,974 --> 00:06:18,391 STOP KICKING ME! 133 00:06:18,433 --> 00:06:20,060 YOU'RE KICKING ME! 134 00:06:21,186 --> 00:06:23,354 I'M SORRY. 135 00:06:21,186 --> 00:06:23,354 I'M JUST FIDGETY TODAY. 136 00:06:23,396 --> 00:06:25,440 IT'S OKAY. 137 00:06:25,482 --> 00:06:26,733 HERE'S THAT NAPKIN 138 00:06:26,775 --> 00:06:28,359 I GOT THE MAIL! 139 00:06:28,401 --> 00:06:30,654 WITHOUT KETCHUP ON IT? 140 00:06:30,695 --> 00:06:32,572 MOVE! 141 00:06:30,695 --> 00:06:32,572 YOU HAVE ROOM! 142 00:06:32,614 --> 00:06:34,365 NO, MOVE OUT! 143 00:06:32,614 --> 00:06:34,365 YOU'RE 40! 144 00:06:34,407 --> 00:06:35,366 THAT'S ENOUGH. 145 00:06:35,408 --> 00:06:37,535 WHY DON'T YOU 146 00:06:39,412 --> 00:06:41,539 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU 147 00:06:43,416 --> 00:06:46,377 IT'S GREAT 148 00:06:43,416 --> 00:06:46,377 HUH? 149 00:06:46,419 --> 00:06:48,964 YOU DON'T THINK THAT SHE'S 150 00:06:49,006 --> 00:06:50,007 NO. 151 00:06:49,006 --> 00:06:50,007 NO, I DO NOT. 152 00:06:53,426 --> 00:06:54,385 YES. 153 00:06:54,427 --> 00:06:56,387 AND IT'S NOT LIKE 154 00:06:59,933 --> 00:07:01,601 HOW'S THAT PLUM? 155 00:07:01,643 --> 00:07:03,394 OH, MY GOD. 156 00:07:04,646 --> 00:07:06,231 THERE SHE IS! 157 00:07:04,646 --> 00:07:06,231 THERE SHE IS! 158 00:07:06,273 --> 00:07:07,816 OH, SO HAPPY 159 00:07:07,858 --> 00:07:09,609 OH, MY GOD! 160 00:07:07,858 --> 00:07:09,609 IT'S A BAT! 161 00:07:09,651 --> 00:07:11,402 AAH! 162 00:07:09,651 --> 00:07:11,402 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 163 00:07:11,444 --> 00:07:13,322 GET IT OUT 164 00:07:11,444 --> 00:07:13,322 OF THE HOUSE! 165 00:07:13,363 --> 00:07:15,657 GET IT AWAY! 166 00:07:13,363 --> 00:07:15,657 EW, EW, EW, EW! 167 00:07:13,363 --> 00:07:15,657 AAH! 168 00:07:15,699 --> 00:07:16,700 EW, EW, EW! 169 00:07:21,454 --> 00:07:23,414 RED-WHITE-AND-BLUE HAWAIIAN ONE? 170 00:07:23,456 --> 00:07:25,416 YES, 171 00:07:25,458 --> 00:07:27,127 THAT'S THE FOURTH 172 00:07:25,458 --> 00:07:27,127 HAWAIIAN SHIRT HE'S LOST. 173 00:07:27,169 --> 00:07:29,587 I'M TELLING YOU, THIS 174 00:07:27,169 --> 00:07:29,587 IS A "DATELINE" STORY 175 00:07:31,464 --> 00:07:33,300 HEY, BUT SOMEONE 176 00:07:33,342 --> 00:07:34,425 NO, NO! 177 00:07:34,467 --> 00:07:36,011 Jay! 178 00:07:34,467 --> 00:07:36,011 HI, GUYS: 179 00:07:36,053 --> 00:07:38,013 ? Cómo estás? 180 00:07:36,053 --> 00:07:38,013 DON'T SPEAK SPANISH. 181 00:07:40,473 --> 00:07:42,351 I ... 182 00:07:42,392 --> 00:07:43,894 GLORIA? 183 00:07:42,392 --> 00:07:43,894 HMM? 184 00:07:43,935 --> 00:07:45,229 YOUR COUSIN'S WEARING 185 00:07:47,314 --> 00:07:48,648 AY, PLEASE: JAY! 186 00:07:48,690 --> 00:07:51,526 LIKE YOU'RE THE ONLY MAN 187 00:07:51,568 --> 00:07:54,445 DON'T JUST MAKE MY EYES POP. 188 00:07:58,158 --> 00:07:59,743 IT'S A COINCIDENCE. 189 00:07:58,158 --> 00:07:59,743 THERE'S A LOT OF THOSE. 190 00:07:59,784 --> 00:08:01,912 TO YOUR UNCLE'S HOODIE HERE, 191 00:08:05,498 --> 00:08:08,085 WHY DON'T WE SAMPLE SOME 192 00:08:05,498 --> 00:08:08,085 AMERICAN FOOD FOR A CHANGE? 193 00:08:08,126 --> 00:08:10,962 SO, YOU'RE SENDING 194 00:08:08,126 --> 00:08:10,962 MY CLOTHES TO COLOMBIA? 195 00:08:11,004 --> 00:08:14,465 AND 196 00:08:15,717 --> 00:08:18,469 WITH THE WAY I DRESS? 197 00:08:18,511 --> 00:08:19,721 JAY, I LOVE YOU 198 00:08:19,763 --> 00:08:21,848 BUT THAT WASN'T THE QUESTION. 199 00:08:21,890 --> 00:08:24,268 IT'S JUST THAT 200 00:08:30,607 --> 00:08:32,401 IT'S JUST THAT 201 00:08:32,442 --> 00:08:34,569 YOU DON'T MAKE AN EFFORT 202 00:08:34,611 --> 00:08:37,364 AND I'M ALWAYS MAKING AN EFFORT 203 00:08:37,406 --> 00:08:38,990 FOR ME? 204 00:08:37,406 --> 00:08:38,990 WHAT? 205 00:08:39,032 --> 00:08:42,327 LET'S FACE IT, YOU 206 00:08:39,032 --> 00:08:42,327 DON'T REALLY DOLL UP FOR 207 00:08:39,032 --> 00:08:42,327 ME ... 208 00:08:44,037 --> 00:08:47,082 OH, SO YOU WOULDN'T MIND 209 00:08:44,037 --> 00:08:47,082 IF I STOPPED FIXING MYSELF UP? 210 00:08:47,124 --> 00:08:49,376 NO, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU 211 00:08:49,418 --> 00:08:51,086 MM. 212 00:08:49,418 --> 00:08:51,086 WE'RE BEING HONEST, 213 00:08:55,382 --> 00:08:57,508 YOU'RE USING IT WRONG. 214 00:08:55,382 --> 00:08:57,508 NO, THIS IS GOOD: 215 00:08:57,550 --> 00:08:59,510 IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT ... 216 00:08:57,550 --> 00:08:59,510 THAT YOU DON'T CARE. 217 00:09:01,930 --> 00:09:04,515 GOOD! 218 00:09:04,557 --> 00:09:06,226 Manny! 219 00:09:06,268 --> 00:09:07,018 WHY? 220 00:09:09,562 --> 00:09:10,897 I DON'T CARE 221 00:09:09,562 --> 00:09:10,897 IF IT'S CLICHé. 222 00:09:12,941 --> 00:09:14,318 UM... 223 00:09:14,359 --> 00:09:15,777 OH, NO. 224 00:09:14,359 --> 00:09:15,777 MM. 225 00:09:15,819 --> 00:09:19,323 CAN THE NEW GUY 226 00:09:15,819 --> 00:09:19,323 EMBARRASS HIMSELF ANY MORE? 227 00:09:19,364 --> 00:09:21,908 TO GET YOU TO DROP THAT SUIT? 228 00:09:21,950 --> 00:09:23,534 CAM, 229 00:09:21,950 --> 00:09:23,534 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 230 00:09:23,576 --> 00:09:26,537 SURPRISING MY "HUGSBAND"! 231 00:09:26,579 --> 00:09:29,374 I'M HEARING THAT TERM 232 00:09:31,584 --> 00:09:33,544 BE BACK? 233 00:09:33,586 --> 00:09:35,588 LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S 234 00:09:35,630 --> 00:09:39,550 MAYBE YOU'LL POUR HER A NICE, 235 00:09:35,630 --> 00:09:39,550 TALL GLASS OF MANNY-SCHEWITZ? 236 00:09:39,592 --> 00:09:42,137 YOU KNOW WHAT? SOMETIMES JUST 237 00:09:42,179 --> 00:09:45,056 GLORIA, CAN I GET AN E:T.A.? 238 00:09:45,098 --> 00:09:47,642 I'D LIKE THEM TO STILL BE ALIVE 239 00:09:47,684 --> 00:09:49,936 OKAY! 240 00:09:47,684 --> 00:09:49,936 I'M READY. 241 00:09:49,978 --> 00:09:51,980 SERIOUSLY? 242 00:09:49,978 --> 00:09:51,980 WHAT? 243 00:09:52,981 --> 00:09:55,359 AY, NO! 244 00:09:52,981 --> 00:09:55,359 I'M SO SORRY! 245 00:09:58,445 --> 00:10:01,156 HOLD ON. 246 00:10:01,198 --> 00:10:02,782 I'M READY NOW. 247 00:10:01,198 --> 00:10:02,782 LET'S GO. 248 00:10:06,619 --> 00:10:08,872 MORON! 249 00:10:06,619 --> 00:10:08,872 DERP! 250 00:10:08,913 --> 00:10:11,416 IT REALLY HASN'T BEEN 251 00:10:11,458 --> 00:10:12,792 MM, SO WHAT DO YOU 252 00:10:11,458 --> 00:10:12,792 GOT THERE? 253 00:10:12,834 --> 00:10:14,752 OH, COLLEGE BROCHURE! 254 00:10:14,794 --> 00:10:16,587 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE 255 00:10:16,629 --> 00:10:18,507 YOU'RE OUR LITTLE GENIUS. 256 00:10:20,008 --> 00:10:21,592 CLAIRE? 257 00:10:20,008 --> 00:10:21,592 WHAT DO YOU HOPE? 258 00:10:23,428 --> 00:10:25,263 I HOPE THEY DON'T HOLD IT 259 00:10:27,724 --> 00:10:29,767 DON'T WANT 260 00:10:27,724 --> 00:10:29,767 TO SAY "QUIT." 261 00:10:31,102 --> 00:10:32,603 TO THAT HELLHOLE? 262 00:10:32,645 --> 00:10:35,399 NO! IT'S ... HONEY, 263 00:10:32,645 --> 00:10:35,399 YOU'RE PART OF A TEAM, 264 00:10:40,529 --> 00:10:42,613 IT ... 265 00:10:42,655 --> 00:10:43,990 PHIL? 266 00:10:44,032 --> 00:10:45,033 PHIL? 267 00:10:46,159 --> 00:10:48,036 LIKE IT'S UNLIKE YOU 268 00:10:55,377 --> 00:10:56,627 UNTIL SOMEONE FOUND HER! 269 00:10:56,669 --> 00:10:58,629 TO GET RID OF ME SO BADLY? 270 00:10:58,671 --> 00:11:00,924 IT'S JUST 271 00:11:00,965 --> 00:11:03,093 YOU'LL FEEL GOOD ABOUT 272 00:11:04,969 --> 00:11:07,638 WE'RE HAVING HERE. 273 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:10,141 HALEY! 274 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:10,141 OH, MY GOD. 275 00:11:10,183 --> 00:11:11,642 WHEN I'M NOT HERE. 276 00:11:11,684 --> 00:11:13,311 NO, 277 00:11:11,684 --> 00:11:13,311 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 278 00:11:11,684 --> 00:11:13,311 SAVE IT! 279 00:11:13,353 --> 00:11:14,645 I'LL GET A RIDE 280 00:11:14,687 --> 00:11:16,064 AND YOU ALL CAN 281 00:11:16,106 --> 00:11:17,648 LITTLE SUMMER! 282 00:11:17,690 --> 00:11:19,650 HONEY! 283 00:11:17,690 --> 00:11:19,650 LEAVE ME ALONE! 284 00:11:20,860 --> 00:11:23,071 FREE CINEMAX! 285 00:11:29,744 --> 00:11:31,580 HERE'S MITCHELL 286 00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,664 OH, THAT'S HIM 287 00:11:33,706 --> 00:11:35,875 I'M THE TIGER. RAWR! 288 00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:37,835 YOU KNOW? 289 00:11:37,877 --> 00:11:40,464 Were we supposed 290 00:11:37,877 --> 00:11:40,464 to bring our spouses? 291 00:11:40,505 --> 00:11:41,965 HEY, CAM? 292 00:11:42,006 --> 00:11:44,259 UM, THIS IS 293 00:11:44,301 --> 00:11:46,761 OH, PLEASE: 294 00:11:44,301 --> 00:11:46,761 THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW I'M HERE. 295 00:11:46,803 --> 00:11:48,679 I LOVE THIS SONG: 296 00:11:46,803 --> 00:11:48,679 LET'S DANCE. 297 00:11:48,721 --> 00:11:50,681 NO, NO. NOBODY'S ... 298 00:11:48,721 --> 00:11:50,681 NOBODY'S DANCING. 299 00:11:48,721 --> 00:11:50,681 SHH. SAY IT 300 00:11:50,723 --> 00:11:51,891 O-KAY. 301 00:11:51,933 --> 00:11:53,684 HEY, UH, NO, CAM. 302 00:11:51,933 --> 00:11:53,684 UM... 303 00:11:51,933 --> 00:11:53,684 HMM? 304 00:11:53,726 --> 00:11:57,688 RIGHT? 305 00:11:53,726 --> 00:11:57,688 LOVE ME RIGHT! 306 00:11:57,730 --> 00:12:00,400 WE DO, 307 00:11:57,730 --> 00:12:00,400 WE DO, WE DO. 308 00:12:00,442 --> 00:12:03,069 UM, SO, LOOK: I-I WAS 309 00:12:00,442 --> 00:12:03,069 MMM. 310 00:12:04,737 --> 00:12:06,697 YOU KNOW? 311 00:12:06,739 --> 00:12:08,699 BECAUSE IT'S BEEN GETTING 312 00:12:08,741 --> 00:12:10,743 I-I-I DON'T WANT TO SAY 313 00:12:10,785 --> 00:12:12,621 I'M GONNA 314 00:12:12,661 --> 00:12:14,581 IF WE'RE GONNA 315 00:12:14,623 --> 00:12:15,915 YOU'RE MAD. 316 00:12:19,836 --> 00:12:22,713 SO, WE HAD 317 00:12:19,836 --> 00:12:22,713 WE'RE NOT 318 00:12:22,755 --> 00:12:23,756 OH, GOOD: 319 00:12:26,384 --> 00:12:28,345 RIGHT? 320 00:12:30,763 --> 00:12:33,600 YES, I LOVE 321 00:12:30,763 --> 00:12:33,600 "HERB'S BLURBS." 322 00:12:35,393 --> 00:12:37,312 HERE COME THE DOORS! 323 00:12:37,354 --> 00:12:38,563 AH! 324 00:12:38,605 --> 00:12:40,357 HAVE THEM! 325 00:12:40,398 --> 00:12:42,317 I'M GOING 326 00:12:40,398 --> 00:12:42,317 TO OPEN THEM! 327 00:12:42,359 --> 00:12:44,693 OH, YOU'RE SUCH 328 00:12:42,359 --> 00:12:44,693 JAY. 329 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:48,739 OH, DON'T WORRY. 330 00:12:48,781 --> 00:12:51,826 HUH? 331 00:12:51,868 --> 00:12:53,744 FOR GOD'S SAKE, FINE. 332 00:12:56,623 --> 00:12:58,833 I WIN! 333 00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:00,751 AY, JAY, WHAT 334 00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:00,751 YOU'RE FEELING RIGHT NOW 335 00:13:03,421 --> 00:13:04,673 NO, I GET IT: 336 00:13:04,713 --> 00:13:06,550 DID YOU STOP TRYING? 337 00:13:09,636 --> 00:13:11,846 OH, FORGET IT: 338 00:13:09,636 --> 00:13:11,846 IT'S TOO STUPID. 339 00:13:19,062 --> 00:13:21,439 I'M COMING 340 00:13:24,609 --> 00:13:26,861 LIKE "THERE'S 341 00:13:24,609 --> 00:13:26,861 THE OLD GUY TRYING TOO HARD." 342 00:13:28,321 --> 00:13:30,156 "THEY'RE RIGHT, JAY. 343 00:13:30,198 --> 00:13:32,075 YOU'RE OLD. 344 00:13:30,198 --> 00:13:32,075 JUST BE OLD." 345 00:13:33,201 --> 00:13:34,285 OW! 346 00:13:33,201 --> 00:13:34,285 JAY PRITCHETT! 347 00:13:37,247 --> 00:13:40,791 AND THAT'S ONLY 348 00:13:37,247 --> 00:13:40,791 I'D LIKE TO 349 00:13:44,087 --> 00:13:45,796 THAT'S GONNA LAST, 350 00:13:53,846 --> 00:13:56,224 MAYBE YOU'RE JUST MAKING 351 00:13:58,643 --> 00:13:59,810 MM. 352 00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:03,523 YOU WANT TO HAVE A DRINK? 353 00:14:04,857 --> 00:14:06,817 NO, I THINK I'LL TEXT THEM, 354 00:14:06,859 --> 00:14:09,028 LET'S GO HOME. 355 00:14:13,450 --> 00:14:14,242 CAM! 356 00:14:14,284 --> 00:14:15,826 WHAT'S UP, DUDE? 357 00:14:15,868 --> 00:14:16,994 SERIOUSLY? 358 00:14:17,036 --> 00:14:18,829 TOO ROMANTIC FOR YOU? 359 00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:25,920 CAN WE TALK? 360 00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:25,920 NO. 361 00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:25,920 I'M KIND OF BUSY. 362 00:14:25,962 --> 00:14:28,923 I'M ASSUMING YOU FORGOT 363 00:14:25,962 --> 00:14:28,923 IT'S OUR THREE MONTH-IVERSARY. 364 00:14:31,801 --> 00:14:34,137 CAM! 365 00:14:34,178 --> 00:14:35,513 NO, I DIDN'T FORGET, 366 00:14:35,555 --> 00:14:38,015 BUT THAT'S WHAT I WANT 367 00:14:38,057 --> 00:14:39,850 YOU'VE BEEN 368 00:14:39,892 --> 00:14:41,227 I'M TALKING ABOUT. 369 00:14:41,269 --> 00:14:42,437 YOU GOT ME 370 00:14:42,479 --> 00:14:43,313 DON'T TOUCH THAT. 371 00:14:45,064 --> 00:14:46,857 OH, MY ... 372 00:14:45,064 --> 00:14:46,857 MY HEART! 373 00:14:46,899 --> 00:14:47,858 WHAT HEART? 374 00:14:48,901 --> 00:14:51,237 CAM! 375 00:14:48,901 --> 00:14:51,237 COME ON! 376 00:14:54,282 --> 00:14:57,868 BUT I CAN'T POSSIBLY KEEP UP 377 00:14:58,911 --> 00:15:01,956 OH, BOY. 378 00:14:58,911 --> 00:15:01,956 I APOLOGIZE! 379 00:14:58,911 --> 00:15:01,956 I'M A MONSTER! 380 00:15:01,998 --> 00:15:04,250 NO, OBVIOUSLY: 381 00:15:01,998 --> 00:15:04,250 I'M THE MONSTER. 382 00:15:08,921 --> 00:15:11,132 YOU DIDN'T SEEM TO MIND 383 00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:23,894 DON'T WANT IT TO... END! 384 00:15:23,936 --> 00:15:25,896 IT HAS TO 385 00:15:31,319 --> 00:15:34,739 THAT YOU'RE SO SHUT OFF 386 00:15:34,781 --> 00:15:38,993 OH, MY GOD! 387 00:15:34,781 --> 00:15:38,993 WHAT AM I LOOKING AT HERE? 388 00:15:39,035 --> 00:15:40,537 I GUESS I'M CRAZY, 389 00:15:40,578 --> 00:15:42,831 BECAUSE I'VE TAKEN PICTURES 390 00:15:44,541 --> 00:15:46,209 BECAUSE YOU'RE 391 00:15:48,252 --> 00:15:49,920 WOULDN'T YOU 392 00:15:48,252 --> 00:15:49,920 HAVE TO BE THE ONE SLEEPING? 393 00:15:49,962 --> 00:15:50,921 DON'T PULL THAT THREAD, 394 00:15:50,963 --> 00:15:52,923 WHAT IS THIS? 395 00:15:52,965 --> 00:15:53,966 DON'T PULL THAT THREAD, 396 00:15:54,008 --> 00:15:55,343 OH, CAM, COME ON! 397 00:15:57,970 --> 00:15:59,389 EXCESSIVE? REALLY? 398 00:15:59,430 --> 00:16:00,931 OH! 399 00:16:00,973 --> 00:16:03,934 STRUCK BY CUPID'S 400 00:16:00,973 --> 00:16:03,934 IT'S OFF, LILY. 401 00:16:03,976 --> 00:16:06,771 SERIOUSLY? TWO HOURS 402 00:16:03,976 --> 00:16:06,771 REHEARSING WITH ROSA? 403 00:16:06,813 --> 00:16:09,023 CAM, WHAT IS GOING ON 404 00:16:06,813 --> 00:16:09,023 WITH YOU? 405 00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:17,948 AND I'M JUST WORRIED 406 00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:18,949 WE'LL NEVER GET IT BACK. 407 00:16:18,991 --> 00:16:21,035 THAT DOESN'T ALL 408 00:16:32,088 --> 00:16:34,965 I'VE DROPPED THE BALL. 409 00:16:35,007 --> 00:16:36,384 OH, NO. 410 00:16:36,426 --> 00:16:38,261 YOU 411 00:16:36,426 --> 00:16:38,261 SHOULDN'T BE THE ONLY ONE 412 00:16:39,637 --> 00:16:41,389 A GIVE-OFF TO ME? 413 00:16:41,431 --> 00:16:43,558 OKAY, WHAT ... 414 00:16:45,017 --> 00:16:47,978 MORE ROMANTIC? 415 00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:49,980 EVEN LOOK LIKE? 416 00:16:50,022 --> 00:16:51,816 [ BILLY OCEAN'S 417 00:16:50,022 --> 00:16:51,816 "CARIBBEAN QUEEN" PLAYS ] 418 00:16:56,821 --> 00:16:58,406 AT THAT APPLEBEE'S. 419 00:16:56,821 --> 00:16:58,406 MM-HMM. 420 00:17:00,032 --> 00:17:02,702 YES. 421 00:17:09,459 --> 00:17:12,002 WITH FAIRY TIME? 422 00:17:12,044 --> 00:17:13,296 THAT'S OFFENSIVE. 423 00:17:15,047 --> 00:17:16,173 OH. 424 00:17:15,047 --> 00:17:16,173 OH, OF COURSE: 425 00:17:16,215 --> 00:17:17,383 NOW, THAT DOES 426 00:17:17,425 --> 00:17:19,886 OH, THAT'S EASY. 427 00:17:19,928 --> 00:17:21,011 MY RIDE'S ON ITS WAY. 428 00:17:21,053 --> 00:17:23,097 DON'T WORRY, 429 00:17:21,053 --> 00:17:23,097 I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE ON THE CURB. 430 00:17:24,682 --> 00:17:27,017 YOU'RE OUR BAD LUCK. 431 00:17:27,059 --> 00:17:29,019 RIGHT? 432 00:17:37,904 --> 00:17:39,113 WHY IS YOUR WEBCAM ON? 433 00:17:39,155 --> 00:17:41,115 TO HUMILIATE ME? 434 00:17:41,157 --> 00:17:42,826 MEANS IT'S ON? 435 00:17:42,867 --> 00:17:44,034 IT DOESN'T AUTOMATICALLY 436 00:17:44,076 --> 00:17:45,244 TO A DIFFERENT WEB PAGE? 437 00:17:45,286 --> 00:17:48,038 NO, AND CONSIDERING YOU KEEP 438 00:17:52,168 --> 00:17:54,044 WHAT ELSE! 439 00:17:54,086 --> 00:17:56,046 IT'S PROBABLY WHY 440 00:17:56,088 --> 00:17:59,049 HEY! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED 441 00:17:56,088 --> 00:17:59,049 OF YOURSELVES! 442 00:18:02,094 --> 00:18:03,220 HOW DO YOU DO THAT? 443 00:18:03,262 --> 00:18:05,139 WHAT IS THAT SMELL? 444 00:18:09,268 --> 00:18:10,979 YOU'RE NOT LEAVING 445 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,062 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 446 00:18:12,104 --> 00:18:14,231 I DIDN'T TURN 447 00:18:14,273 --> 00:18:15,232 DID YOU? 448 00:18:14,273 --> 00:18:15,232 NO. 449 00:18:15,274 --> 00:18:16,651 OH, NO, NO! 450 00:18:16,693 --> 00:18:18,945 "WAR AND PEACE" AGAIN 451 00:18:22,782 --> 00:18:24,909 OH! 452 00:18:22,782 --> 00:18:24,909 OH! 453 00:18:22,782 --> 00:18:24,909 OH! TAKE COVER! 454 00:18:24,951 --> 00:18:25,910 OKAY! OKAY! 455 00:18:24,951 --> 00:18:25,910 TAKE COVER! 456 00:18:25,952 --> 00:18:27,119 OH, GOD! 457 00:18:27,161 --> 00:18:30,080 DAMN THIS THING! 458 00:18:27,161 --> 00:18:30,080 THE OVEN LIGHT? 459 00:18:30,122 --> 00:18:31,499 PEOPLE! 460 00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:33,167 OH! OH! OH! 461 00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:33,167 OH! OH! OH! 462 00:18:33,209 --> 00:18:35,085 GREAT JOB! 463 00:18:35,127 --> 00:18:37,087 OH, GOD! OH, NO! 464 00:18:35,127 --> 00:18:37,087 NO! NO! 465 00:18:37,129 --> 00:18:38,965 HONEY! 466 00:18:39,007 --> 00:18:40,675 BUT MY RIDE'S HERE. 467 00:18:40,717 --> 00:18:42,176 NO, NO, NO, NO. 468 00:18:42,218 --> 00:18:43,260 NO, I GOT IT: 469 00:18:42,218 --> 00:18:43,260 NO, SWEETIE: 470 00:18:45,304 --> 00:18:46,723 YES! 471 00:18:46,764 --> 00:18:48,098 YES. 472 00:18:50,142 --> 00:18:52,812 BUT WE'RE NOT LETTING YOU GO 473 00:18:55,147 --> 00:18:56,273 SO, HERE: 474 00:18:59,318 --> 00:19:02,112 RIGHT? 475 00:18:59,318 --> 00:19:02,112 UM... 476 00:19:02,154 --> 00:19:04,156 THEY'RE INCREDIBLY POISONOUS. 477 00:19:04,198 --> 00:19:06,200 NO! ALEX SAYS 478 00:19:04,198 --> 00:19:06,200 THEY'RE POISON! 479 00:19:06,242 --> 00:19:08,160 OH! 480 00:19:08,202 --> 00:19:10,120 WE'RE RIGHT HERE! 481 00:19:08,202 --> 00:19:10,120 WE HEARD HER! 482 00:19:10,162 --> 00:19:11,497 YOU CAN'T LEAVE US. 483 00:19:11,539 --> 00:19:13,332 WE'RE A DANGER 484 00:19:13,374 --> 00:19:15,292 WE'RE A FAMILY 485 00:19:17,211 --> 00:19:18,713 IT WASN'T 486 00:19:18,755 --> 00:19:20,130 IT WAS 487 00:19:22,174 --> 00:19:24,134 "REAL HOUSEWIVES" EPISODE 488 00:19:24,176 --> 00:19:27,221 IN "WAR AND PEACE." 489 00:19:34,979 --> 00:19:37,523 RIGHT? 490 00:19:34,979 --> 00:19:37,523 WE REALLY DIDN'T. 491 00:19:40,401 --> 00:19:43,153 WHY DON'T YOU SLIP INTO 492 00:19:40,401 --> 00:19:43,153 SOMETHING LESS COMFORTABLE? 493 00:19:43,195 --> 00:19:44,822 OKAY! 494 00:19:44,864 --> 00:19:46,156 SURPRISE! 495 00:19:44,864 --> 00:19:46,156 SURPRISE! 496 00:19:44,864 --> 00:19:46,156 SURPRISE! 497 00:19:44,864 --> 00:19:46,156 SURPRISE! 498 00:19:46,198 --> 00:19:47,951 AHHHHHH! 499 00:19:50,411 --> 00:19:52,455 WHAT'S GOING ON? 500 00:19:55,207 --> 00:19:56,751 CONCERNED ABOUT HER? 501 00:19:56,793 --> 00:19:58,419 THAT'S KIND OF SIMILAR 502 00:20:04,801 --> 00:20:06,343 HOLA! 503 00:20:06,385 --> 00:20:08,554 OH, WOW! 504 00:20:08,596 --> 00:20:10,180 I had this outfit 505 00:20:08,596 --> 00:20:10,180 underneath. 506 00:20:10,222 --> 00:20:11,641 Did you really think 507 00:20:11,682 --> 00:20:14,184 that I was gonna walk 508 00:20:11,682 --> 00:20:14,184 into a bar looking like that? 509 00:20:14,226 --> 00:20:15,394 GRACIAS! 510 00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:19,899 YOU'RE TELLING ME 511 00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:19,899 YOU CAN GET READY THAT FAST? 512 00:20:25,822 --> 00:20:27,406 MM. 513 00:20:53,850 --> 00:20:54,684 MM. 514 00:20:54,725 --> 00:20:56,226 MM! 515 00:20:56,268 --> 00:20:58,187 OH, MY GOD! 516 00:21:01,273 --> 00:21:02,274 MM.