MM.
OH! LET ME
ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T
IN YOUR OWN CHAIR?
THERE'S NO MORE
"MY CHAIR" OR "YOUR CHAIR."
SO...
NEVER ENDED?
OH, MY GOSH:
IT'S LIKE WE HAVE
HA HA.
OH, IS THAT TODAY?
SO, LISTEN: I HAVE
BY 6:00, AND THEN WE
DAD.
FROM DAD.
FLOWERS? BUT YOU JUST
AND I WOULDN'T MIND
WASN'T FULL OF BEES.
FOR MILADY?
THAT YOU AND LUKE BAKED?
ARE WE
FOR BREAKFAST?
YES, WE ARE!
YEAH!
MMM!
A BUTTERFLY!
OH, MY GOD!
DON'T GET ME WRONG,
OVER 50:000 SUBSCRIBERS!
OH, PLUS: MY HAIR
I'M NOT A RELIGIOUS PERSON...
I'VE HAD TIME TO CATCH UP
WHEN SHE ISN'T BUSY
I'M JUST GONNA SAY IT ...
I DON'T CARE IF
IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY.
YOU IN A BOX AND
OH.
WASN'T MAGICAL ENOUGH,
I HAVEN'T HAD
A SINGLE BAD PLUM!
OH, MY GOD!
SO, THE ZIPPER :
OH, MY GOD!
Manny!
MANNY!
COME!
TALK TO YOUR COUSINS!
HOLA!
? Cómo estás, Manny?
THE COLOMBIANS?
BIRTHDAY'S NOT TILL NEXT WEEK.
IT'S AUNT ROSARIO'S
82nd BIRTHDAY TODAY:
THAT'S WHY ALL THE
LOOK!
Manny!
HI, EVERYONE:
AY!
HUH?
WOW.
RIGHT?
BUT HE'S NOT AN OLD MAN.
IT'S LIKE HE JUST
WE DON'T HAVE TO BE
AT DRINKS TILL 5:00,
SO I'M GONNA RUN A FEW
AY, JAY, WHY DON'T YOU
THAT I JUST GOT YOU?
UH, A LITTLE FLASHY:
BUT IT
I'M SO SORRY.
IT'S FINE. YOU CAN DROP
I DON'T FEEL A THING ANYMORE.
AND NOW:
IT'S TIME TO CHANT
BY THE HAT OF MERLIN:
BE GONE!
DID I DO IT?
DID I DISAPPEAR?
OH, I CAN
THERE'S LOVE.
SWEET!
AW! NOW I CAN START
OOH, CAN I HELP PICK
THE RHUBARB?
A PLUM?
I'M GOOD.
I'LL GRAB YOU
BUT ARE YOU ALL HIGH?
NO, MITCHELL:
WE'RE HAPPY.
OH, I'M TRYING TO
GET AWAY FROM "HAPPY."
WHY DON'T YOU LET ME KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON?
HUH.
IT'S EXHAUSTING.
OH, MY GOD!
UM, ANYWAY:
A NOTCH?
NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT:
THIS SAID "BE MEAN."
NO.
IT'S ...
DON'T WORRY, I...
AND IT WASN'T EVEN
VALENTINE'S DAY.
OHH.
DO YOU?
IS HE OKAY?
HE'S MITCHELL.
I DIDN'T EVEN
WE'VE HAD SUCH
I DON'T WANT TO LET THAT KIND
MMM.
ALEX!
HEY!
WE DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE
THE WORST SUMMER EVER!
YOU IDIOT!
YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
HUH.
IS MILADY'S ARM
BROKEN?
MY BAD.
WHAT AM I DOING?
STOP KICKING ME!
YOU'RE KICKING ME!
I'M SORRY.
I'M JUST FIDGETY TODAY.
IT'S OKAY.
HERE'S THAT NAPKIN
I GOT THE MAIL!
WITHOUT KETCHUP ON IT?
MOVE!
YOU HAVE ROOM!
NO, MOVE OUT!
YOU'RE 40!
THAT'S ENOUGH.
WHY DON'T YOU
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU
IT'S GREAT
HUH?
YOU DON'T THINK THAT SHE'S
NO.
NO, I DO NOT.
YES.
AND IT'S NOT LIKE
HOW'S THAT PLUM?
OH, MY GOD.
THERE SHE IS!
OH, SO HAPPY
OH, MY GOD!
IT'S A BAT!
AAH!
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
GET IT OUT
OF THE HOUSE!
GET IT AWAY!
EW, EW, EW, EW!
AAH!
EW, EW, EW!
RED-WHITE-AND-BLUE HAWAIIAN ONE?
YES,
THAT'S THE FOURTH
HAWAIIAN SHIRT HE'S LOST.
I'M TELLING YOU, THIS
IS A "DATELINE" STORY
HEY, BUT SOMEONE
NO, NO!
Jay!
HI, GUYS:
? Cómo estás?
DON'T SPEAK SPANISH.
I ...
GLORIA?
HMM?
YOUR COUSIN'S WEARING
AY, PLEASE: JAY!
LIKE YOU'RE THE ONLY MAN
DON'T JUST MAKE MY EYES POP.
IT'S A COINCIDENCE.
THERE'S A LOT OF THOSE.
TO YOUR UNCLE'S HOODIE HERE,
WHY DON'T WE SAMPLE SOME
AMERICAN FOOD FOR A CHANGE?
SO, YOU'RE SENDING
MY CLOTHES TO COLOMBIA?
AND
WITH THE WAY I DRESS?
JAY, I LOVE YOU
BUT THAT WASN'T THE QUESTION.
IT'S JUST THAT
YOU DON'T MAKE AN EFFORT
AND I'M ALWAYS MAKING AN EFFORT
FOR ME?
WHAT?
LET'S FACE IT, YOU
DON'T REALLY DOLL UP FOR
ME ...
OH, SO YOU WOULDN'T MIND
IF I STOPPED FIXING MYSELF UP?
NO, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
MM.
WE'RE BEING HONEST,
YOU'RE USING IT WRONG.
NO, THIS IS GOOD:
IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT ...
THAT YOU DON'T CARE.
GOOD!
Manny!
WHY?
I DON'T CARE
IF IT'S CLICHé.
UM...
OH, NO.
MM.
CAN THE NEW GUY
EMBARRASS HIMSELF ANY MORE?
TO GET YOU TO DROP THAT SUIT?
CAM,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
SURPRISING MY "HUGSBAND"!
I'M HEARING THAT TERM
BE BACK?
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S
MAYBE YOU'LL POUR HER A NICE,
TALL GLASS OF MANNY-SCHEWITZ?
YOU KNOW WHAT? SOMETIMES JUST
GLORIA, CAN I GET AN E:T.A.?
I'D LIKE THEM TO STILL BE ALIVE
OKAY!
I'M READY.
SERIOUSLY?
WHAT?
AY, NO!
I'M SO SORRY!
HOLD ON.
I'M READY NOW.
LET'S GO.
MORON!
DERP!
IT REALLY HASN'T BEEN
MM, SO WHAT DO YOU
GOT THERE?
OH, COLLEGE BROCHURE!
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
YOU'RE OUR LITTLE GENIUS.
CLAIRE?
WHAT DO YOU HOPE?
I HOPE THEY DON'T HOLD IT
DON'T WANT
TO SAY "QUIT."
TO THAT HELLHOLE?
NO! IT'S ... HONEY,
YOU'RE PART OF A TEAM,
IT ...
PHIL?
LIKE IT'S UNLIKE YOU
UNTIL SOMEONE FOUND HER!
TO GET RID OF ME SO BADLY?
IT'S JUST
YOU'LL FEEL GOOD ABOUT
WE'RE HAVING HERE.
HALEY!
OH, MY GOD.
WHEN I'M NOT HERE.
NO,
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
SAVE IT!
I'LL GET A RIDE
AND YOU ALL CAN
LITTLE SUMMER!
HONEY!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
FREE CINEMAX!
HERE'S MITCHELL
OH, THAT'S HIM
I'M THE TIGER. RAWR!
YOU KNOW?
Were we supposed
to bring our spouses?
HEY, CAM?
UM, THIS IS
OH, PLEASE:
THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW I'M HERE.
I LOVE THIS SONG:
LET'S DANCE.
NO, NO. NOBODY'S ...
NOBODY'S DANCING.
SHH. SAY IT
O-KAY.
HEY, UH, NO, CAM.
UM...
HMM?
RIGHT?
LOVE ME RIGHT!
WE DO,
WE DO, WE DO.
UM, SO, LOOK: I-I WAS
MMM.
YOU KNOW?
BECAUSE IT'S BEEN GETTING
I-I-I DON'T WANT TO SAY
I'M GONNA
IF WE'RE GONNA
YOU'RE MAD.
SO, WE HAD
WE'RE NOT
OH, GOOD:
RIGHT?
YES, I LOVE
"HERB'S BLURBS."
HERE COME THE DOORS!
AH!
HAVE THEM!
I'M GOING
TO OPEN THEM!
OH, YOU'RE SUCH
JAY.
OH, DON'T WORRY.
HUH?
FOR GOD'S SAKE, FINE.
I WIN!
AY, JAY, WHAT
YOU'RE FEELING RIGHT NOW
NO, I GET IT:
DID YOU STOP TRYING?
OH, FORGET IT:
IT'S TOO STUPID.
I'M COMING
LIKE "THERE'S
THE OLD GUY TRYING TOO HARD."
"THEY'RE RIGHT, JAY.
YOU'RE OLD.
JUST BE OLD."
OW!
JAY PRITCHETT!
AND THAT'S ONLY
I'D LIKE TO
THAT'S GONNA LAST,
MAYBE YOU'RE JUST MAKING
MM.
YOU WANT TO HAVE A DRINK?
NO, I THINK I'LL TEXT THEM,
LET'S GO HOME.
CAM!
WHAT'S UP, DUDE?
SERIOUSLY?
TOO ROMANTIC FOR YOU?
CAN WE TALK?
NO.
I'M KIND OF BUSY.
I'M ASSUMING YOU FORGOT
IT'S OUR THREE MONTH-IVERSARY.
CAM!
NO, I DIDN'T FORGET,
BUT THAT'S WHAT I WANT
YOU'VE BEEN
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
YOU GOT ME
DON'T TOUCH THAT.
OH, MY ...
MY HEART!
WHAT HEART?
CAM!
COME ON!
BUT I CAN'T POSSIBLY KEEP UP
OH, BOY.
I APOLOGIZE!
I'M A MONSTER!
NO, OBVIOUSLY:
I'M THE MONSTER.
YOU DIDN'T SEEM TO MIND
DON'T WANT IT TO... END!
IT HAS TO
THAT YOU'RE SO SHUT OFF
OH, MY GOD!
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT HERE?
I GUESS I'M CRAZY,
BECAUSE I'VE TAKEN PICTURES
BECAUSE YOU'RE
WOULDN'T YOU
HAVE TO BE THE ONE SLEEPING?
DON'T PULL THAT THREAD,
WHAT IS THIS?
DON'T PULL THAT THREAD,
OH, CAM, COME ON!
EXCESSIVE? REALLY?
OH!
STRUCK BY CUPID'S
IT'S OFF, LILY.
SERIOUSLY? TWO HOURS
REHEARSING WITH ROSA?
CAM, WHAT IS GOING ON
WITH YOU?
AND I'M JUST WORRIED
WE'LL NEVER GET IT BACK.
THAT DOESN'T ALL
I'VE DROPPED THE BALL.
OH, NO.
YOU
SHOULDN'T BE THE ONLY ONE
A GIVE-OFF TO ME?
OKAY, WHAT ...
MORE ROMANTIC?
EVEN LOOK LIKE?
[ BILLY OCEAN'S
"CARIBBEAN QUEEN" PLAYS ]
AT THAT APPLEBEE'S.
MM-HMM.
YES.
WITH FAIRY TIME?
THAT'S OFFENSIVE.
OH.
OH, OF COURSE:
NOW, THAT DOES
OH, THAT'S EASY.
MY RIDE'S ON ITS WAY.
DON'T WORRY,
I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE ON THE CURB.
YOU'RE OUR BAD LUCK.
RIGHT?
WHY IS YOUR WEBCAM ON?
TO HUMILIATE ME?
MEANS IT'S ON?
IT DOESN'T AUTOMATICALLY
TO A DIFFERENT WEB PAGE?
NO, AND CONSIDERING YOU KEEP
WHAT ELSE!
IT'S PROBABLY WHY
HEY! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELVES!
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
YOU'RE NOT LEAVING
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I DIDN'T TURN
DID YOU?
NO.
OH, NO, NO!
"WAR AND PEACE" AGAIN
OH!
OH! TAKE COVER!
OKAY! OKAY!
TAKE COVER!
OH, GOD!
DAMN THIS THING!
THE OVEN LIGHT?
PEOPLE!
OH! OH! OH!
GREAT JOB!
OH, GOD! OH, NO!
NO! NO!
HONEY!
BUT MY RIDE'S HERE.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO, I GOT IT:
NO, SWEETIE:
YES!
YES.
BUT WE'RE NOT LETTING YOU GO
SO, HERE:
RIGHT?
UM...
THEY'RE INCREDIBLY POISONOUS.
NO! ALEX SAYS
THEY'RE POISON!
OH!
WE'RE RIGHT HERE!
WE HEARD HER!
YOU CAN'T LEAVE US.
WE'RE A DANGER
WE'RE A FAMILY
IT WASN'T
IT WAS
"REAL HOUSEWIVES" EPISODE
IN "WAR AND PEACE."
RIGHT?
WE REALLY DIDN'T.
WHY DON'T YOU SLIP INTO
SOMETHING LESS COMFORTABLE?
OKAY!
SURPRISE!
AHHHHHH!
WHAT'S GOING ON?
CONCERNED ABOUT HER?
THAT'S KIND OF SIMILAR
HOLA!
OH, WOW!
I had this outfit
underneath.
Did you really think
that I was gonna walk
into a bar looking like that?
GRACIAS!
YOU'RE TELLING ME
YOU CAN GET READY THAT FAST?
MM.
MM!
OH, MY GOD!
MM.