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WE'RE

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NOW, EASY

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CAM.

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IT'S A FAMILY PICTURE.

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WE DON'T NEED SEPIA TONE.

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WE DON'T NEED?

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LILY'S NOT IN THE ONE

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AND WE: STARTED TO GET

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WE'RE READY

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SW... OH.

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BIG SMILES!

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LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

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GREAT:

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OKAY.

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UM... LET'S SHAKE OUT

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REALLY?

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WHO TOOK THE ONLINE COURSE?

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SHAKE 'EM OUT.

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BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR!

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YEP. THAT'S PERFECT.

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1... 2...

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CHEE-E-E-SE!

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CHEE-E-E-SE!

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GREAT!

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CAN I SEE YOU

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PLEASE?

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YEAH:

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WITH HER FACE?

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I DON'T KNOW. I'VE NEVER SEEN

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HOW DO I LOOK?

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WOW!

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WHAT AN AMAZING CAMPUS!

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SEE THE TURTLES?

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OUT ...

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CRAZY YOU'RE BEING RIGHT NOW.

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GOD, I WISH

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I'D BROUGHT A FRISBEE.

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WHAT'S SO SPECIAL?

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AND WE'VE BEEN HERE EXACTLY

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SOMEBODY'S GOT TO KEEP

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SCREAMS "ALEX," RIGHT?

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WHAT AM I MISSING?

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GOOD GRADES, S.A.T.

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THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT.

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AND ALEX!

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AND, YES, IT HAPPENS TO BE

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45 MINUTES FROM OUR HOUSE:

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WE'LL SUPPORT HER

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I'M NEVER GONNA SEE HER

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WHERE SHE'S LIVING

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AWESOME! THAT MEANS

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CHRISTMAS ON NEPTUNE!

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EVERY OTHER YEAR?

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NO. NO.

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ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE:

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GATHER 'ROUND.

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WE'LL BE STARTING THE TOUR

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I'M GONNA PEEL OFF

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TO SEE

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THEY'RE NOT NEARLY AS CLOSE

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AS YOU'D HOPE,

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AND YOU'RE

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BUT IT'S SO BORING.

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IT'S LIKE I'M BEING PUNISHED.

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THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS

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I'M SORRY. I LOST TRACK

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BUT CAN IT LOVE?

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THERE'S A LAB ON CAMPUS

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OH, YEAH.I USED TO DO

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IT'S QUESTIONS.

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SOMETIMES IT'S JUST

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WONDERING WHY THEY'RE

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I'LL GO.

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I'M UP FOR IT AS LONG AS

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THEY DON'T SHAVE ANYTHING.

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HEY, I'D LOVE

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BUT I'M PRETTY SURE

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NO, I DON'T.

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OH, YOU CAN

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WE REALLY DIDN'T.

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YEAH:

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JAY!

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I DON'T LOVE

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GLORIA'S GIFT TO ME?

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WHAT IS IT?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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SHE CAN'T MAKE CORNERS

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MANNY!

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ONLY BECAUSE SHE'S

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YOU CAN'T TAKE 20 MINUTES

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AND WRAP A GIFT ANYMORE?

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I'M A LITTLE ANXIOUS

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JAY.

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OH, GOD.

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IT'S THAT BLACK PANERAI WATCH

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ISN'T IT?

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WHY CAN'T YOU BE THIS FAST

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WHEN I'M YOUR CHARADES PARTNER?

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MY LOVES!

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YOU DIDN'T SEE ME.

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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

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I'M GONNA TALK TO HER.

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I'VE BEEN

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REALLY?

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WHAT'S SHE LIKE?

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I'M GONNA TELL HER ...

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IT'S UNNATURAL,

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AND WE'RE NOT GOING HOME

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AND THAT'S MEAN.

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WHAT'S YOUR SUGGESTION?

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THAT'S GOOD.

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SO I CAN SEE

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WHAT WE'RE DOING WRONG.

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THAT'S HOW I FIGURED OUT

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OH, THANK GOD: I'M SURE

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WILL YOU COME HERE FOR A SECOND?

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YEP.

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LET'S DO THIS GENTLY,

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OKAY?

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I know.

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HI, SWEETHEART:

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SO,

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THAT WE'VE TAKEN SO FAR,

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AND SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING

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"I COULD STAND UP STRAIGHTER."

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CAM?

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A LITTLE LESS "RYAN GOSLING"

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"EVERY MAN."

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TO CHANGE HERE?

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JUST DO ONE MORE?

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REALLY?

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UH, JAY?

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HEY.

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YOUR WIFE'S UPSTAIRS.

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE

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I'M NOT HIDING.

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WILL YOU?

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YOU BOUGHT HER?

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I DIDN'T

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OOF.

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IT'S NOT HUGS.

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SOUND LIKE ME?

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I CAN'T BELIEVE

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YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE

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I COULD'VE BOUGHT HER

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SHE

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WHAT IS IT?

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WOW. WHAT IS IT?

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IT'S A BUNNY.

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AND SHE WAS

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THAT'S SO SWEET.

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I CAN'T GIVE HER

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SHE'S NOT SENSITIVE

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YOU THINK SO?

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SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT.

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IT'S PERFECT.

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PERFECT? NAH.

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OH, WOW.

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NO, NO, I SAID LOOK:

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TO ONE OF

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OOH!

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AHH.

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OKAY.

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NOT OPRAH'S FAVORITE THINGS.

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AREN'T YOU?

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IT'S ONE OF THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS

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UH-HUH.

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I DON'T LOVE

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WHAT?

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OH, THE MASCOT'S A BEAVER.

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DON'T WORRY.

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NO, THEY WON'T,

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BECAUSE I'M NOT COMING HERE.

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IS SO YOU WON'T ACCUSE ME

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WHY WOULDN'T

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YOU WANT TO GO HERE?

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I CAN'T BELIEVE

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YOU'RE MAKING ME SAY THIS...

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IT'S TOO CLOSE TO HOME.

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OKAY?

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OH.

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ALL RIGHT:

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WE'RE GONNA CHECK OUT THE DORMS.

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MM-HMM.

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MM-HMM.

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MOM, WAIT!

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IT'S OKAY.

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THAT WE DON'T MEAN SOMETIMES.

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OKAY.

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THINK THIS IS GONNA BE?

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I BET THEY'LL SHOW US

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SO...

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"DO NOT PUSH."

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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"DO NOT PUSH."

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DON'T PUSH IT.

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I DON'T CARE.

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IS THIS MIRROR WEIRD?

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HUH.

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THAT SAYS YOU CAN'T PUSH IT?

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scientists!

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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We're not waiting

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for the experiment.

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This is the experiment!

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They're watching us right now!

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WHAT?

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AND...

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OKAY.

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LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

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OH!

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PEPPER'S POMERANIAN.

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WHAT'S GOING ON?

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WHY ARE WE STILL DOING THIS?

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YOU'RE WELCOME.

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AND I'M SEEING THAT HERE,

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OKAY?

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BUT I'M JUST NOT

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

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UH, WELL: UH...

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YOU'RE DOING

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DIFFERENT HOW?

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IT'S JUST A LITTLE...

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MM-HMM.

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IS IT UGLY?

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IT'S NOT UGLY. NO.

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IT'S, UH ... IT, UM...

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CAM...

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HMM?

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UH, WELL:

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S-UM,

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IT'S JUST NOT YOUR NORMAL SMILE,

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I'M NOT BEAUTIFUL?

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NO, THAT'S NOT

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WHAT WE'RE SAYING. NO.

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THAT'S NOT

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JUST FORGET IT!

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I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE!

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I'M AN UGLY MONSTER,

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AND I'M NEVER

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COMING OUT OF MY ROOM AGAIN!

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OKAY.

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SHE'S GETTING?

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HI, MI AMOR:

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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

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MWAH!

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WHAT DID YOU GET ME?

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WHAT DID YOU GET ME?

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IT'S A BUNNY,

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MOM.

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IT'S A LITTLE

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BUT I'M JUST HOPING

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YOU'LL LOVE WHAT I PUT INTO IT.

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OH, YOU PUT

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SOMETHING INSIDE?

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I DON'T GET IT.

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THERE'S NOTHING INSIDE.

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THAT'S,

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UH...'CAUSE, UM...

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THE DAMN STUPID JEWELER DIDN'T

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AY. THE ROSE GOLD WITH THE WAVES

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THAT I TOLD YOU THAT I LOVED?

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YEAH.

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THAT'S THE ONE.

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JAY.

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NO, IT'S FINE, MANNY.

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STUPID JEWELER!

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AY, JAY, DON'T SCREAM AT HIM.

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YOU'LL FIND

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DISCOVERED THE:?

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ANYONE ELSE?

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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IN 1932...

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ON AUGUST 2nd...

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. ON

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REALLY?

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I-I DON'T KNOW.

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I'M JASON.

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YOUR FIRST-CHOICE SCHOOL?

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NO,

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I'M THINKING M.I.T.

282
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THAT'S WEIRD.

283
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REALLY?

284
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I'D LOVE TO BE CLOSE TO HOME.

285
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DOESN'T MESS WITH

286
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WHICH I DON'T CHERISH.

287
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SO WHY NOT M:I.T.?

288
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AND I'M NOT GONNA MAKE

289
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DID THAT: SOUND JUDGEY?

290
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I'M NOT REALLY GOOD

291
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I ... I HAVE

292
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A TOUCH OF ASPERGER'S.

293
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NO, I DON'T.

294
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YOU'D THINK I WAS INTERESTING.

295
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I WAS... JUST SORTA HOPING

296
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YOU'D BE GOING HERE.

297
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REALLY? DID MY MOTHER

298
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PUT YOU UP TO THIS?

299
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TO FLIRT WITH YOU?

300
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OH. YOU'RE ... YOU'RE ... YOU'RE

301
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I DON'T MEAN

302
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NOT A LOT.

303
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HAS ASPERGER'S.

304
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OKAY.I DON'T KNOW

305
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SO...

306
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OH, MY GOD!

307
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I AM FINE! I'M FINE!

308
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EVERYTHING'S FINE!

309
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IT'S ALL I CAN THINK OF.

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WHO CARES?

311
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NO ONE

312
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IS TOUCHING THIS BUTTON!

313
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DON'T YOU SEE?

314
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TO SEE IF WE'RE THE KIND

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THAT'S PUT

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DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW

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WHAT IT DOES?

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"WANT TO KNOW

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WHAT IT DOES"?

320
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IT'S KILLING ME.

321
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ME SKIPPING CLASS AGAIN?

322
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IT'S WEIRD

323
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THAT BUTTON!

324
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NO!

325
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IF YOU CAN'T EVEN PASS

326
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GET IN TO A GOOD COLLEGE?

327
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OR HOLD DOWN A JOB?

328
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THERE'S NO PLACE FOR YOU TO MOVE

329
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WHEN YOUR LIFE BOTTOMS OUT!

330
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WOW!

331
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DAD, I CUT THAT CLASS

332
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YOU WOULD'VE DONE

333
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OH, MY GOD!

334
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YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME.

335
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YOU'RE MAD AT YOURSELF

336
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BECAUSE I'M JUST LIKE YOU.

337
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YOU'RE RIGHT ... I SET

338
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NO! IT WAS AWESOME!

339
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FOLLOWED EVERY RULE?

340
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DOUG HENNING?

341
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WEREN'T ALLOWED TO DANCE?

342
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FOLLOW THE RULES?

343
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MAYBE THAT'S WHAT THOSE

344
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REBELS!

345
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YOU KNOW WHAT?

346
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WHAT THOSE BASTARDS WANT?

347
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WE'RE GONNA BREAK EVERY RULE,

348
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AND WE'RE PUSHING THAT BUTTON!

349
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YEAH!

350
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FROM THE BUTTON!

351
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

352
00:14:00,787 --> 00:14:02,996
I'VE BEEN BREAKING THE RULES

353
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WHERE IT'S GOTTEN ME.

354
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I LIVE IN MY PARENTS' BASEMENT!

355
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I'M SICK OF BEING

356
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A FAILURE AT EVERYTHING!

357
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OH, MY GOD!

358
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YOU'RE NOT MAD AT US.

359
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YOU'RE MAD AT YOURSELF.

360
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THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!

361
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WHERE WERE YOU?

362
00:14:18,787 --> 00:14:20,745
THAT BUNNY WASN'T THE ONLY THING

363
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HIS NICKNAME FOR YOU?

364
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EW.

365
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OH, SO THAT'S WHY HE PUT

366
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THAT?

367
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NO.

368
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HE'S BEEN TAKING FOR WEEKS.

369
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NO!

370
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NO!

371
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I CAN'T TAKE IT!

372
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GLUE!

373
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GIVE ME GLUE!

374
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I NEED GLUE!

375
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AAH!

376
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MAKE IT STOP!

377
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WHY SHOULD I?

378
00:15:02,412 --> 00:15:04,037
AND IT'S NO FUN BEING LAUGHED AT

379
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YEAH! WE NEED

380
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THAT WE'RE NOT SHEEP!

381
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NO! BREAKING THE RULES

382
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DOESN'T MAKE YOU A HERO!

383
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A SCREW-UP!

384
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WITH NO JOBS?

385
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THE OTHER 99:000!

386
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OH, PLEASE:

387
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CAN SEE

388
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THAT I'M A GIANT FAILURE!

389
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OKAY?

390
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LET ME

391
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CAN'T MEASURE.

392
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DON'T FIT INTO THEIR LITTLE BOX.

393
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YOU'RE FINDING YOUR WAY.

394
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THAT'S WHAT YOUR 20s ARE FOR ...

395
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TO ... TO MAKE MISTAKES

396
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AND YOU

397
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THE FACT THAT YOU WON'T

398
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DAD.

399
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I CAN'T BELIEVE

400
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SO NOW WE'RE

401
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NOT PUSHING THE BUTTON?

402
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NO. WE'RE

403
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OH, MY GOD.

404
00:16:15,411 --> 00:16:16,369
OH, MY GOD.

405
00:16:16,411 --> 00:16:17,787
THAT'S WHAT THIS TEST IS.

406
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IT'S NOT ABOUT

407
00:16:20,411 --> 00:16:22,079
OR DON'T

408
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LET'S JOIN HANDS

409
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A MESSAGE!

410
00:16:43,411 --> 00:16:44,578
Feels good.

411
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WE'RE SENDING THEM A MESSAGE

412
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IF WE'RE

413
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NOT DOING ANYTHING?

414
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THAT'S TRUE.

415
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MM-HMM.

416
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WHO DID THAT?

417
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WE DID...

418
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DID YOU NOT SEE

419
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THE SIGN?

420
00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:12,578
NOW THE A:C. WON'T SHUT OFF.

421
00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:14,578
OH, I'M SORRY.

422
00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:14,578
IS THIS:?

423
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UH...

424
00:17:30,411 --> 00:17:32,411
SO THIS IS THE...

425
00:17:36,578 --> 00:17:37,745
WHAT'S THAT?

426
00:17:37,787 --> 00:17:38,996
IS THAT MY BUNNY?

427
00:17:37,787 --> 00:17:38,996
NO.

428
00:17:40,411 --> 00:17:42,829
JAY, I DON'T WANT

429
00:17:45,578 --> 00:17:48,037
REALLY?

430
00:17:45,578 --> 00:17:48,037
YOU ... YOU LIKE IT?

431
00:17:53,411 --> 00:17:55,787
IT ... IT'S ALL

432
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NOW I'M GOING

433
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IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME.

434
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UM...

435
00:18:11,411 --> 00:18:13,369
I-I-

436
00:18:13,411 --> 00:18:16,954
IT'S THE KIND OF THING

437
00:18:13,411 --> 00:18:16,954
I'D NEVER GET FOR MYSELF. EVER.

438
00:18:20,578 --> 00:18:22,829
IN ...

439
00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:24,536
AH, WE GOT

440
00:18:26,121 --> 00:18:28,369
AND I'M GONNA RETURN

441
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:29,787
DINNER'S READY!

442
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:34,996
SO, IS THAT THE ROSE GOLD

443
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:34,996
BRACELET THAT I WANTED?

444
00:18:35,037 --> 00:18:36,870
YEAH.

445
00:18:36,912 --> 00:18:40,369
UH, POWER RESERVE?

446
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:41,745
IT'S SO SEXY, THAT WATCH.

447
00:18:43,411 --> 00:18:45,662
DOESN'T ALWAYS CATCH THE SUN

448
00:18:45,703 --> 00:18:49,745
IT'S SO INTERESTING, 'CAUSE

449
00:18:49,787 --> 00:18:52,954
OH, FOR GOD SAKES:

450
00:18:55,578 --> 00:18:57,954
Hello?

451
00:18:55,578 --> 00:18:57,954
HEY, IT'S ME.

452
00:19:00,203 --> 00:19:01,620
OH, I GET IT:

453
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:05,954
NO, ABOUT LILY:

454
00:19:05,996 --> 00:19:07,996
WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE

455
00:19:08,037 --> 00:19:11,163
AND SHE'S DOING

456
00:19:11,203 --> 00:19:12,369
And you

457
00:19:11,203 --> 00:19:12,369
said something?

458
00:19:12,411 --> 00:19:15,536
UH, WELL: LET'S ... LET'S

459
00:19:20,245 --> 00:19:22,369
HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S MID-SNEEZE,

460
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,954
'CAUSE I WAS HAVING

461
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,954
WHAT DID YOU DO?

462
00:19:24,996 --> 00:19:27,536
I THINK IT MIGHT'VE

463
00:19:27,578 --> 00:19:28,870
No, come on. About Luke!

464
00:19:28,912 --> 00:19:30,996
OH!

465
00:19:28,912 --> 00:19:30,996
WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

466
00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:38,536
'cause you like

467
00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:38,536
to control everything.

468
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:39,954
THAT SOUND LIKE WITHOUT LOVE?

469
00:19:39,996 --> 00:19:42,203
IT'S ALL GONNA WORK ITSELF OUT.

470
00:19:42,245 --> 00:19:45,578
SHE'S JUST GONNA PUSH YOU AWAY.

471
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:47,620
OH, MY GOD.

472
00:19:49,495 --> 00:19:51,829
OUR ACCEPTANCE RATE IS 8%,

473
00:19:54,996 --> 00:19:55,954
12.5.

474
00:19:54,996 --> 00:19:55,954
12.5.

475
00:19:55,996 --> 00:19:57,037
12.5.

476
00:19:57,079 --> 00:19:58,745
So... not him.

477
00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:06,369
M.I.T.

478
00:20:06,411 --> 00:20:07,996
UH, WHEN YOU VISIT BOSTON:

479
00:20:09,203 --> 00:20:11,203
OKAY...

480
00:20:11,245 --> 00:20:14,369
UH, T-THAT'S MY LAST NAME ...

481
00:20:14,411 --> 00:20:16,203
OH, WELL:

482
00:20:16,245 --> 00:20:18,369
"P-H" NOT "F",

483
00:20:16,245 --> 00:20:18,369
"Y" NOT "E-E."

484
00:20:18,411 --> 00:20:19,453
"D-U-N-P-H"...

485
00:20:19,495 --> 00:20:20,787
WHY AM I

486
00:20:19,495 --> 00:20:20,787
STILL TALKING?

487
00:20:22,703 --> 00:20:23,996
WELL...

488
00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:28,453
BYE.

489
00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,620
BYE.

490
00:20:39,203 --> 00:20:41,453
IT'S YOU...

491
00:20:44,829 --> 00:20:47,662
THERE'S A LOT TO LIKE HERE.

492
00:20:47,703 --> 00:20:48,954
REALLY?

493
00:20:50,411 --> 00:20:51,411
THAT'S COOL.

494
00:20:53,703 --> 00:20:55,745
THERE'S SOMEBODY AROUND HERE

495
00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:58,369
SHE'S NOT READY

496
00:20:58,411 --> 00:20:59,369
HE FRIENDED ME!

497
00:21:07,411 --> 00:21:09,954
TOO UGLY TO PUT FOOD IN?

498
00:21:07,411 --> 00:21:09,954
NO.

499
00:21:09,996 --> 00:21:12,162
AND PLEASE DON'T SAY THINGS

500
00:21:12,203 --> 00:21:14,954
YOU PICKED ONE?

501
00:21:12,203 --> 00:21:14,954
AND WE'RE SORRY

502
00:21:14,996 --> 00:21:16,787
WE JUST WEREN'T USED TO

503
00:21:16,829 --> 00:21:18,369
AND WE LOVE IT!

504
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,162
YES, IT'S BEAUTIFUL,

505
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,162
AND YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL,

506
00:21:20,203 --> 00:21:22,369
AND WE DON'T WANT TO CHANGE

507
00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:30,203
Okay. Where did

508
00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:30,203
that laugh come from?

509
00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:30,203
I DON'T KNOW,

510
00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:30,203
BUT IT'S GOT TO GO.

511
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