1 00:00:05,237 --> 00:00:07,155 YES, I'M GOING TO WORK 2 00:00:07,197 --> 00:00:09,157 NO, THIS IS NOT WINE: 3 00:00:07,197 --> 00:00:09,157 IT IS DayQuil. 4 00:00:09,199 --> 00:00:11,201 OF LAST NIGHT'S WINE. 5 00:00:14,329 --> 00:00:16,665 AND IT'S MADE ITS WAY 6 00:00:18,333 --> 00:00:21,211 I-I MUST'VE CAUGHT A CHILL ON 7 00:00:35,142 --> 00:00:37,018 I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WORSE. 8 00:00:42,149 --> 00:00:44,735 I DON'T KNOW HOW PEOPLE CAN WALK 9 00:00:51,241 --> 00:00:54,035 I THOUGHT "AMUSE-DOUCHE" 10 00:00:56,497 --> 00:00:58,457 I DON'T KNOW HOW MODELS DO IT. 11 00:00:58,499 --> 00:01:00,041 KNOCK 'EM DEAD 12 00:01:00,083 --> 00:01:01,543 KISS FOR GOOD LUCK? 13 00:01:00,083 --> 00:01:01,543 OH, NO! 14 00:01:01,585 --> 00:01:03,295 I'M NOT GETTING YOU SICK. 15 00:01:03,337 --> 00:01:05,130 WITH LUKE LAST NIGHT? 16 00:01:05,172 --> 00:01:06,131 YOU DID? 17 00:01:07,758 --> 00:01:09,426 BEING CALLED "MISS THANG." 18 00:01:09,468 --> 00:01:10,511 NO! 19 00:01:23,106 --> 00:01:24,441 HEY, EVERYBODY: 20 00:01:25,359 --> 00:01:27,110 Noooo. 21 00:01:33,408 --> 00:01:36,161 "MIRACLE GLOVES." 22 00:01:36,203 --> 00:01:38,079 MY HEADACHE'S COMPLETELY GONE. 23 00:01:41,625 --> 00:01:44,127 AT JAY AND GLORIA'S TONIGHT, 24 00:01:44,169 --> 00:01:46,129 WHAT'S WRONG? 25 00:01:46,171 --> 00:01:47,882 I'M GONNA KEEP IT SHORT 'CAUSE 26 00:01:47,923 --> 00:01:48,883 OH, GOD. 27 00:01:53,220 --> 00:01:54,555 EW! 28 00:01:56,598 --> 00:01:58,934 NICE TO REPLACE THAT SAD 29 00:02:00,060 --> 00:02:01,520 DON'T TELL ME 30 00:02:11,655 --> 00:02:12,823 WHY DIDN'T YOU 31 00:02:11,655 --> 00:02:12,823 JUST COVER YOUR MOUTH? 32 00:02:12,865 --> 00:02:13,991 OH, I FINALLY DID: 33 00:02:19,162 --> 00:02:21,957 ALL RIGHT: 34 00:02:19,162 --> 00:02:21,957 OKAY: 35 00:02:21,999 --> 00:02:23,751 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? 36 00:02:21,999 --> 00:02:23,751 I'M PATIENT ZERO. 37 00:02:25,377 --> 00:02:27,379 THE WHOLE FAMILY DOWN! 38 00:02:34,177 --> 00:02:36,055 OOH! 39 00:02:34,177 --> 00:02:36,055 A MOUNTAIN CHICKADEE! 40 00:02:34,177 --> 00:02:36,055 WHERE? 41 00:02:37,973 --> 00:02:39,767 WHERE? 42 00:02:37,973 --> 00:02:39,767 WHERE DO YOU SEE IT? 43 00:02:39,808 --> 00:02:40,976 OH, RIGHT THERE! 44 00:02:39,808 --> 00:02:40,976 RIGHT THERE! RIGHT THERE! 45 00:02:45,230 --> 00:02:46,732 BUT IT'S SIX HOURS 46 00:02:48,358 --> 00:02:49,651 JAY'S SPEECH. 47 00:02:52,863 --> 00:02:54,573 WHAT AM I SAYING? 48 00:02:52,863 --> 00:02:54,573 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! 49 00:02:55,616 --> 00:02:56,742 I'M SORRY, DAD. 50 00:02:56,784 --> 00:02:58,326 NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. 51 00:02:58,368 --> 00:03:02,163 IT'S TIME TO STOP WHINING 52 00:02:58,368 --> 00:03:02,163 LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND MAN UP! 53 00:03:02,205 --> 00:03:03,999 LET'S PUT ON 54 00:03:02,205 --> 00:03:03,999 OUR UNITARDS! 55 00:03:06,209 --> 00:03:08,879 HE'S BEEN MISSING 56 00:03:11,465 --> 00:03:13,174 WHAT'S BEST FOR THE TEAM. 57 00:03:13,216 --> 00:03:15,469 MITCHELL? 58 00:03:15,510 --> 00:03:18,346 NOT TO MENTION I'D BE FACING 59 00:03:20,139 --> 00:03:22,684 OUR PERFECT 3-0 RECORD 60 00:03:27,815 --> 00:03:29,399 OR WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE? 61 00:03:29,441 --> 00:03:31,192 IT'S BASICALLY 62 00:03:33,152 --> 00:03:34,195 OR NOT? 63 00:03:34,237 --> 00:03:37,032 I'M SORRY. 64 00:03:34,237 --> 00:03:37,032 UM... 65 00:03:39,868 --> 00:03:40,995 MM. 66 00:03:41,036 --> 00:03:42,203 MANNY'S JUST IN A SLUMP. 67 00:03:42,245 --> 00:03:44,123 HE'S LACKING CONFIDENCE. 68 00:03:44,164 --> 00:03:46,207 IT'S NOT GONNA BE EASY, 69 00:03:46,249 --> 00:03:48,127 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID 70 00:03:50,045 --> 00:03:51,212 WE'RE GOING 71 00:03:52,965 --> 00:03:54,424 OH, I LOVE THAT: 72 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:03,224 AND, THANKS TO A LITTLE 73 00:04:08,438 --> 00:04:12,067 I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG, BUT THAT'S 74 00:04:08,438 --> 00:04:12,067 WHY I DIDN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. 75 00:04:12,109 --> 00:04:14,153 YEAH, ALAN: I'M SENDING 76 00:04:14,194 --> 00:04:15,654 I GOT MY KID'S GAME. 77 00:04:15,696 --> 00:04:18,949 HE'S THE KICKER. 78 00:04:22,536 --> 00:04:24,538 DON'T TALK LIKE THAT. 79 00:04:22,536 --> 00:04:24,538 YOU'RE STRESSING HIM OUT. 80 00:04:24,579 --> 00:04:26,081 YOU'RE STRESSED OUT? 81 00:04:26,123 --> 00:04:27,958 GOOD! 'CAUSE STRESS 82 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,877 IF YOU'RE NOT THROWING UP 83 00:04:29,918 --> 00:04:31,170 YOU'RE NOT 84 00:04:31,211 --> 00:04:33,172 AY. DON'T PAY ATTENTION 85 00:04:33,213 --> 00:04:34,464 YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT. 86 00:04:34,506 --> 00:04:35,883 YOU'RE MY PERFECT 87 00:04:35,924 --> 00:04:37,258 MWAH! 88 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:39,178 THERE'S STILL A FEW HOURS LEFT 89 00:04:39,219 --> 00:04:42,556 I THINK I'LL JUST GO LIE DOWN 90 00:04:42,597 --> 00:04:44,265 YOU SEE 91 00:04:42,597 --> 00:04:44,265 WHAT YOU DO TO HIM? 92 00:04:44,307 --> 00:04:46,643 HE'S FINE. 93 00:04:52,315 --> 00:04:53,901 WHAT'S UP? 94 00:04:55,318 --> 00:04:56,737 Oh. Okay. 95 00:04:56,778 --> 00:04:58,279 SO, OBVIOUSLY: 96 00:04:58,321 --> 00:05:00,281 EVERYBODY'S FIRST SYMPTOM 97 00:05:02,367 --> 00:05:03,493 YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. 98 00:05:03,535 --> 00:05:04,578 I DON'T HAVE TWO DAYS. 99 00:05:06,329 --> 00:05:08,289 WHY? 100 00:05:10,625 --> 00:05:13,336 Oh. No. 101 00:05:10,625 --> 00:05:13,336 Someone's counting on you. 102 00:05:17,925 --> 00:05:19,300 who never 103 00:05:17,925 --> 00:05:19,300 stays home sick, 104 00:05:19,342 --> 00:05:20,928 won a tennis tournament 105 00:05:20,969 --> 00:05:22,930 THAT SHE COULDN'T EVEN HOLD UP. 106 00:05:22,971 --> 00:05:24,514 I'm holding it up now. 107 00:05:24,556 --> 00:05:26,683 DADDY'S APPROVAL IS 108 00:05:26,725 --> 00:05:28,685 WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL HIM 109 00:05:28,727 --> 00:05:31,312 THAT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE MEETING, 110 00:05:28,727 --> 00:05:31,312 OLD TOUGHY-TOUGH-SUPER-TOUGH? 111 00:05:31,354 --> 00:05:33,314 TO TURN THIS INTO A FIGHT? 112 00:05:35,358 --> 00:05:36,401 BYE. 113 00:05:36,443 --> 00:05:37,736 TOO. 114 00:05:38,987 --> 00:05:40,155 DOG. 115 00:05:40,197 --> 00:05:41,322 OH, SO CLOSE: 116 00:05:43,992 --> 00:05:44,952 MM-HMM. 117 00:05:44,993 --> 00:05:45,994 DOG, DOG. 118 00:05:47,246 --> 00:05:48,830 IBEX! 119 00:05:48,872 --> 00:05:51,166 OH, LOOK AT YOU GO! 120 00:05:51,208 --> 00:05:53,794 LILY'S FRIENDS 121 00:05:51,208 --> 00:05:53,794 JUST HAVEN'T CHALLENGED HER. 122 00:05:53,835 --> 00:05:55,378 IT'S BEEN 123 00:05:58,215 --> 00:06:01,635 THEY RAISE EACH OTHER'S GAME. 124 00:06:06,556 --> 00:06:08,058 OHHHHH! 125 00:06:09,684 --> 00:06:11,853 BUT I DON'T REALLY SING. 126 00:06:11,895 --> 00:06:13,563 THAT'S OKAY. EVERYBODY 127 00:06:11,895 --> 00:06:13,563 CAN'T BE GOOD AT EVERY... 128 00:06:16,566 --> 00:06:17,609 HUH. 129 00:06:17,651 --> 00:06:20,028 WHERE'S MY SHOE? 130 00:06:33,583 --> 00:06:34,876 FINISH AT YOUR TARGET! 131 00:06:47,306 --> 00:06:48,974 I'M REALLY SORRY. 132 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:53,394 THERE'S NO EASY WAY 133 00:06:53,436 --> 00:06:54,813 MANNY! 134 00:06:54,855 --> 00:06:56,397 BUT, UM... 135 00:06:54,855 --> 00:06:56,397 I, UH, REALLY LIKE THE WAY 136 00:06:56,439 --> 00:06:58,025 YOU'RE KEEPING 137 00:06:59,442 --> 00:07:00,986 YOU'LL BE FINE 138 00:07:05,324 --> 00:07:06,658 SO, 139 00:07:08,118 --> 00:07:10,329 I'M SO GLAD YOU SAW THAT, 140 00:07:10,370 --> 00:07:13,123 HE'S GETTING ALL THE BAD KICKS 141 00:07:10,370 --> 00:07:13,123 OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE THE GAME! 142 00:07:13,165 --> 00:07:15,583 HE'S SO GOOD! 143 00:07:13,165 --> 00:07:15,583 MANNY! 144 00:07:15,625 --> 00:07:17,418 GO GET 'EM, COACH. 145 00:07:25,052 --> 00:07:26,427 OH, NO. 146 00:07:26,469 --> 00:07:27,804 I'D ALREADY HAD 147 00:07:26,469 --> 00:07:27,804 CAM'S CLOGGED EARS, 148 00:07:27,846 --> 00:07:29,348 MY DAD'S BRONCHITIS, 149 00:07:31,099 --> 00:07:32,267 GLORIA'S VERTIGO. 150 00:07:36,980 --> 00:07:39,816 Paul Rudd is an American 151 00:07:36,980 --> 00:07:39,816 film and television actor. 152 00:07:41,401 --> 00:07:42,819 DAD! 153 00:07:42,861 --> 00:07:45,030 HOW YOU DOING? 154 00:07:45,072 --> 00:07:48,033 I'M AT THE HOTEL, AND I'M 155 00:07:48,075 --> 00:07:49,617 DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE, HUH? 156 00:07:53,288 --> 00:07:55,456 What's up? 157 00:07:53,288 --> 00:07:55,456 NOTHING. 158 00:07:55,498 --> 00:07:58,459 THAT I'M ON THIS, DAD. 159 00:08:01,213 --> 00:08:02,339 Hey. Hey. 160 00:08:01,213 --> 00:08:02,339 Where's the lounge? 161 00:08:03,298 --> 00:08:04,465 Perfect. 162 00:08:06,093 --> 00:08:07,468 you played so tough 163 00:08:06,093 --> 00:08:07,468 through that tournament. 164 00:08:07,510 --> 00:08:08,511 UH-HUH. 165 00:08:08,553 --> 00:08:10,680 WHAT WAS THAT? 166 00:08:08,553 --> 00:08:10,680 UH... 167 00:08:12,515 --> 00:08:13,683 Right, and, uh, 168 00:08:15,143 --> 00:08:16,353 Could have been 169 00:08:15,143 --> 00:08:16,353 a hairline fracture. 170 00:08:16,395 --> 00:08:17,645 THAT'S EVEN BETTER. 171 00:08:17,687 --> 00:08:19,189 BUT IT DIDN'T STOP YOU. 172 00:08:21,524 --> 00:08:22,776 I was a pretty proud papa 173 00:08:21,524 --> 00:08:22,776 that day. 174 00:08:22,817 --> 00:08:24,152 STOP! 175 00:08:24,194 --> 00:08:25,737 I'M EMBARRASSING HER. 176 00:08:25,779 --> 00:08:27,114 I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT, 177 00:08:27,155 --> 00:08:28,489 BYE. 178 00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:39,209 HEY. 179 00:08:39,251 --> 00:08:40,501 IT'S BEEN AGES. 180 00:08:40,543 --> 00:08:41,502 I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY. 181 00:08:44,131 --> 00:08:45,882 Oh, no. 182 00:08:45,924 --> 00:08:47,675 CLAIRE? 183 00:08:50,553 --> 00:08:53,014 I'M CRACKING UP, RIGHT? 184 00:08:53,056 --> 00:08:55,516 WE'LL JUMP 185 00:08:53,056 --> 00:08:55,516 TOO. 186 00:08:55,558 --> 00:08:57,978 THEN I'LL TAKE THAT AND DROP IT 187 00:08:59,229 --> 00:09:00,521 EASY! 188 00:09:09,739 --> 00:09:10,949 NAILED IT! 189 00:09:10,991 --> 00:09:12,575 IF LAUGHTER'S 190 00:09:12,617 --> 00:09:14,577 THEN YOU'RE 191 00:09:14,619 --> 00:09:17,205 OF ME REACTING TO JAY'S SPEECH 192 00:09:18,790 --> 00:09:21,418 AND I'LL JUST DROP THAT INTO 193 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:23,003 TO JAY'S SPEECH? 194 00:09:23,044 --> 00:09:24,796 GIVE ME "TOUCHED." 195 00:09:30,427 --> 00:09:31,552 COME ON. 196 00:09:35,056 --> 00:09:36,266 WHY ARE YOU SMILING? 197 00:09:36,308 --> 00:09:38,518 UH, I-I DIDN'T THINK 198 00:09:36,308 --> 00:09:38,518 YOU'D GET IN. 199 00:09:39,602 --> 00:09:41,480 I DON'T WANT 200 00:09:42,772 --> 00:09:44,565 LET'S JUST STAY HOME 201 00:09:46,318 --> 00:09:48,236 AND THE ONLY REASON YOU DON'T 202 00:09:46,318 --> 00:09:48,236 WANT TO GO TO GRANDPA'S 203 00:09:48,278 --> 00:09:49,570 YOU'RE AVOIDING ANDY. 204 00:09:49,612 --> 00:09:51,156 AVOID? I DON'T ... 205 00:09:51,198 --> 00:09:52,740 I ... 206 00:09:52,782 --> 00:09:54,493 I'M NOT HAVING 207 00:09:54,534 --> 00:09:56,828 OH, PLEASE: YOU'VE BEEN 208 00:09:58,663 --> 00:10:01,749 I JUST MEANT DON'T LEAD HIM ON 209 00:10:01,791 --> 00:10:03,377 YES, 210 00:10:03,418 --> 00:10:05,753 SO I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY DISTANCE 211 00:10:05,795 --> 00:10:07,381 OH. 212 00:10:07,422 --> 00:10:09,257 THAT'S ACTUALLY 213 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,600 IF MANNY MAKES THIS ONE: 214 00:10:21,436 --> 00:10:23,646 I'LL BET HE'S CHEWING ON 215 00:10:25,690 --> 00:10:28,609 KICK THIS ONE HARD! 216 00:10:29,652 --> 00:10:31,612 AAAAAAAAH! 217 00:10:31,654 --> 00:10:34,615 THAT'S MY BOY! 218 00:10:34,657 --> 00:10:36,493 THAT'S OUR BOY. 219 00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:37,702 OH, 220 00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:37,702 THAT'S OUR BOY. 221 00:10:54,094 --> 00:10:56,846 QUITE THE WAY I'D HOPED. 222 00:11:03,895 --> 00:11:05,564 OH, THAT'S SO BAD. 223 00:11:06,731 --> 00:11:08,358 OH. JAY. 224 00:11:11,694 --> 00:11:13,654 ALL RIGHT: 225 00:11:11,694 --> 00:11:13,654 OKAY: 226 00:11:14,989 --> 00:11:16,657 O... KAY. 227 00:11:16,699 --> 00:11:19,119 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? WE HAVE TO 228 00:11:16,699 --> 00:11:19,119 SHOW THIS THING IN AN HOUR! 229 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:20,495 WHAT YOU'D TELL ME? 230 00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:24,291 I DON'T WANNA. 231 00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:24,291 THAT'S WHAT I WOULD SAY. 232 00:11:24,332 --> 00:11:26,709 "YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO DO IT, 233 00:11:26,751 --> 00:11:28,545 "BUT YOU HAVE TO DO 234 00:11:26,751 --> 00:11:28,545 WHAT'S RIGHT. 235 00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:29,712 "AND THAT WILL MAKE YOU 236 00:11:29,754 --> 00:11:32,549 TO PATIENT HERO." 237 00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:34,675 I'VE GOT A POINT. 238 00:11:34,717 --> 00:11:38,555 SNEEZE ON SO MANY THINGS? 239 00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:39,931 FINISHED! 240 00:11:39,973 --> 00:11:41,682 LET'S SEE. 241 00:11:41,724 --> 00:11:43,768 OH. I'M SORRY, BUT DID SOMEONE 242 00:11:41,724 --> 00:11:43,768 ROB AN ART GALLERY? 243 00:11:45,812 --> 00:11:47,564 DONE! 244 00:11:54,779 --> 00:11:56,615 DAD! 245 00:11:54,779 --> 00:11:56,615 IT'S ALL RIGHT, 246 00:11:58,241 --> 00:11:59,784 THEN THERE'S...? 247 00:11:59,826 --> 00:12:02,412 OHH! I THOUGHT 248 00:12:05,748 --> 00:12:07,584 OH.YOU'RE JUST 249 00:12:05,748 --> 00:12:07,584 AREN'T YA? 250 00:12:08,751 --> 00:12:10,170 OH, MY GOD. 251 00:12:08,751 --> 00:12:10,170 I ... OH. 252 00:12:11,754 --> 00:12:13,632 OKAY. FORGET 253 00:12:11,754 --> 00:12:13,632 HONEY? 254 00:12:13,672 --> 00:12:15,967 I CAN'T! 255 00:12:13,672 --> 00:12:15,967 I HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY! 256 00:12:16,009 --> 00:12:18,303 CRY! 257 00:12:18,345 --> 00:12:20,721 NO, I DIDN'T MEAN TO ... 258 00:12:18,345 --> 00:12:20,721 OH, BOY. 259 00:12:20,763 --> 00:12:22,723 DAD. 260 00:12:20,763 --> 00:12:22,723 ON PURPOSE! 261 00:12:22,765 --> 00:12:24,601 NO, NO. 262 00:12:22,765 --> 00:12:24,601 I-I DON'T THINK I DID. 263 00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:25,893 OH, GOSH: 264 00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:25,893 AND THERE'S YOUR MOTHER. 265 00:12:25,935 --> 00:12:27,728 OKAY? 266 00:12:27,770 --> 00:12:28,729 YOU'RE OKAY. 267 00:12:28,771 --> 00:12:30,148 OH. NOW MY WATCH 268 00:12:30,190 --> 00:12:31,441 OW! 269 00:12:30,190 --> 00:12:31,441 LITTLE PULL! 270 00:12:31,483 --> 00:12:32,733 AAH! 271 00:12:31,483 --> 00:12:32,733 IT'S FINE! 272 00:12:31,483 --> 00:12:32,733 IT'S FINE! 273 00:12:32,775 --> 00:12:34,528 OH, IT'S FINE. 274 00:12:32,775 --> 00:12:34,528 IT'S FINE. 275 00:12:34,569 --> 00:12:35,736 HI! 276 00:12:34,569 --> 00:12:35,736 HI. 277 00:12:35,778 --> 00:12:37,238 OH, GOOD: 278 00:12:38,657 --> 00:12:39,907 ARE YOU CRYING? 279 00:12:39,949 --> 00:12:42,910 AND PULLED MY HAIR! 280 00:12:44,204 --> 00:12:46,331 A KNOW-IT-ALL! 281 00:12:46,373 --> 00:12:49,584 A 6-YEAR-OLD A KNOW-IT-ALL? 282 00:12:50,877 --> 00:12:52,587 SHE'S A YEAR YOUNGER 283 00:12:50,877 --> 00:12:52,587 THAN YOU? 284 00:12:58,717 --> 00:12:59,760 SHOULD I NOT HAVE COME? OH, 285 00:12:58,717 --> 00:12:59,760 IS IT GONNA BE WEIRD FOR ANDY? 286 00:12:59,802 --> 00:13:00,845 I SHOULDN'T HAVE DRESSED 287 00:13:00,887 --> 00:13:02,055 HEY, SWITCH SWEATERS 288 00:13:03,431 --> 00:13:05,058 IT'S THE SUREST WAY 289 00:13:07,810 --> 00:13:08,853 HEY. 290 00:13:08,895 --> 00:13:10,647 OH, MY GOSH: 291 00:13:08,895 --> 00:13:10,647 I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 292 00:13:12,649 --> 00:13:13,983 SHE'S NOT SPEAKING TO ME 293 00:13:14,025 --> 00:13:15,193 I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU 294 00:13:16,819 --> 00:13:18,071 I'M WORRIED 295 00:13:18,112 --> 00:13:19,698 HAVE THEY SAID ANYTHING? 296 00:13:18,112 --> 00:13:19,698 NO. 297 00:13:19,738 --> 00:13:21,199 ALL I'VE GOTTEN FROM THEM 298 00:13:19,738 --> 00:13:21,199 SO FAR IS "HOLA" 299 00:13:21,241 --> 00:13:22,992 AND "THAT SCOTCH 300 00:13:21,241 --> 00:13:22,992 IS NOT FOR COMPANY." 301 00:13:24,118 --> 00:13:25,495 AH! 302 00:13:25,537 --> 00:13:26,787 OH, MY GOSH, PHIL: 303 00:13:25,537 --> 00:13:26,787 IS THAT THE WEDDING VIDEO? 304 00:13:26,829 --> 00:13:28,623 OH, WE ARE SO EXCITED 305 00:13:28,665 --> 00:13:30,375 I'M SO EXCITED 306 00:13:28,665 --> 00:13:30,375 TO SHOW YOU GUYS! 307 00:13:31,834 --> 00:13:33,587 Get in the media closet. 308 00:13:31,834 --> 00:13:33,587 Cut every wire. 309 00:13:33,628 --> 00:13:34,879 DAD, 310 00:13:34,921 --> 00:13:36,172 YOU'RE RIGHT. 311 00:13:36,214 --> 00:13:37,507 "YOU'RE RIGHT"! 312 00:13:42,136 --> 00:13:44,055 HEY, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH 313 00:13:44,097 --> 00:13:45,806 AND I HOPE THERE'S 314 00:13:45,848 --> 00:13:47,808 YOU'RE THE COACH. 315 00:13:45,848 --> 00:13:47,808 YOU CAN'T PLAY FAVORITES. 316 00:13:50,853 --> 00:13:53,022 NO, NO, NO. 317 00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:57,318 OH. 318 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,361 Mitchell! 319 00:13:59,487 --> 00:14:00,363 She benched me. 320 00:14:03,782 --> 00:14:05,619 NO! 321 00:14:03,782 --> 00:14:05,619 YOU BEAT ME AGAIN! 322 00:14:06,953 --> 00:14:08,246 OH. 323 00:14:09,706 --> 00:14:10,540 MM. 324 00:14:10,582 --> 00:14:11,625 HOW YOU BEEN? 325 00:14:11,666 --> 00:14:13,042 OH, GOOD, GOOD: 326 00:14:13,084 --> 00:14:15,836 I FIGURED I'D SAY HI. 327 00:14:13,084 --> 00:14:15,836 IT'S BEEN A WHILE. 328 00:14:15,878 --> 00:14:17,255 RIGHT? 329 00:14:17,297 --> 00:14:19,006 I'VE BEEN BUSY, TOO, 330 00:14:24,929 --> 00:14:27,348 I'M ... I'M REALLY GLAD 331 00:14:27,390 --> 00:14:29,934 THINGS GOT, LIKE:WEIRD 332 00:14:31,894 --> 00:14:33,854 Y- 333 00:14:31,894 --> 00:14:33,854 UM, I REA... 334 00:14:33,896 --> 00:14:35,440 OH! 335 00:14:46,159 --> 00:14:48,161 I HOPE I DIDN'T, LIKE, 336 00:14:48,202 --> 00:14:49,870 YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL STUPID. 337 00:14:59,922 --> 00:15:02,342 I'M SORRY IF I GAVE YOU 338 00:15:02,383 --> 00:15:03,677 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 339 00:15:03,718 --> 00:15:05,886 I'M JUST GLAD 340 00:15:03,718 --> 00:15:05,886 WE DIDN'T TAKE IT ANY FURTHER. 341 00:15:08,139 --> 00:15:10,809 WE ARE 342 00:15:10,850 --> 00:15:11,892 WAY! 343 00:15:13,561 --> 00:15:15,313 HA! 344 00:15:13,561 --> 00:15:15,313 THAT WOULD'VE BEEN 345 00:15:17,315 --> 00:15:18,692 YOU WOULD'VE BEEN 346 00:15:18,733 --> 00:15:20,109 WHAT? 347 00:15:20,151 --> 00:15:22,779 JOE. WHAT'S WITH 348 00:15:20,151 --> 00:15:22,779 THE SNOW ON THE ROOF? 349 00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:24,656 YOU'RE AGING 350 00:15:25,948 --> 00:15:27,992 SHE'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE LATE. 351 00:15:28,034 --> 00:15:28,909 THAT'S CRAZY. 352 00:15:31,746 --> 00:15:32,955 NO, NO, NO. 353 00:15:31,746 --> 00:15:32,955 LET'S EAT. 354 00:15:32,997 --> 00:15:34,749 I'M NOT VERY HUNGRY. 355 00:15:39,003 --> 00:15:41,130 ARE THERE POTATOES? 356 00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:45,176 IT WASN'T THAT BAD. 357 00:15:45,218 --> 00:15:46,886 YOU STILL GOT MY FRIEND'S HAIR 358 00:15:45,218 --> 00:15:46,886 IN YOUR WATCH! 359 00:15:47,887 --> 00:15:49,430 SHE'S COMING BACK. 360 00:15:49,472 --> 00:15:51,182 WITH THAT PLAYDATE? 361 00:15:54,185 --> 00:15:55,562 FEEL BAD? 362 00:15:55,603 --> 00:15:56,937 I DIDN'T LOVE IT. 363 00:16:00,066 --> 00:16:02,151 THAT'S HOW WE FELT ABOUT HALEY. 364 00:16:02,193 --> 00:16:03,862 "THE LONGEST TIME"? 365 00:16:02,193 --> 00:16:03,862 REALLY? 366 00:16:03,903 --> 00:16:04,945 YOU CAN'T FORCE YOUR KIDS 367 00:16:06,989 --> 00:16:08,949 THEY'RE NOT PERFECT, 368 00:16:10,993 --> 00:16:12,453 THAT IS WHAT I'M DOING, 369 00:16:10,993 --> 00:16:12,453 ISN'T IT? 370 00:16:12,495 --> 00:16:15,665 WITH MANNY'S FOOTBALL. 371 00:16:15,707 --> 00:16:18,042 HE'S SO UPSET 372 00:16:18,084 --> 00:16:19,544 THAT HE WON'T EAT TODAY. 373 00:16:19,586 --> 00:16:20,879 LET'S KEEP IN MIND 374 00:16:19,586 --> 00:16:20,879 WHAT'S IMPORTANT HERE ... 375 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:22,129 WE'RE MAD AT CAM. 376 00:16:32,932 --> 00:16:34,475 OH, DON'T BE MAD, DAD. 377 00:16:34,517 --> 00:16:36,977 I'M SORRY. I TRIED. 378 00:16:34,517 --> 00:16:36,977 I REALLY ... 379 00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:43,484 HEY, YOU. 380 00:16:43,526 --> 00:16:45,862 HEY. 381 00:16:43,526 --> 00:16:45,862 SO, UH, QUICK FOLLOW-UP: 382 00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:49,031 UM, WHEN YOU SAID I WOULD 383 00:16:49,073 --> 00:16:51,242 DID YOU MEAN BY THAT? 384 00:16:51,284 --> 00:16:52,993 OH, GOSH: 385 00:16:53,035 --> 00:16:54,579 HUH? 386 00:16:54,621 --> 00:16:56,831 I JUST MEANT THAT YOU WOULD'VE 387 00:16:56,873 --> 00:16:57,998 WHAT? 388 00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,417 I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT 389 00:16:59,459 --> 00:17:02,295 BUT THERE'S A LOT OF HEAT 390 00:17:04,672 --> 00:17:07,467 I'M NOT CALLING MYSELF 391 00:17:07,508 --> 00:17:10,094 I'M SORRY. HASN'T BETH BROKEN UP 392 00:17:07,508 --> 00:17:10,094 WITH YOU LIKE 10 TIMES? 393 00:17:10,136 --> 00:17:11,930 SHE'S DYING TO GET BACK 394 00:17:11,971 --> 00:17:13,473 I WOULDN'T SAY 395 00:17:11,971 --> 00:17:13,473 IT'S WITHDRAWAL, BUT ... 396 00:17:13,514 --> 00:17:16,100 GUYS DON'T GET OVER ME, OKAY? 397 00:17:21,355 --> 00:17:23,691 WHILE HE DID IT! 398 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,195 I DIDN'T MEAN TO IMPLY 399 00:17:28,237 --> 00:17:29,781 IT WOULDN'T AFFECT ME. 400 00:17:31,073 --> 00:17:32,450 ARE YOU KIDDING? 401 00:17:36,078 --> 00:17:38,706 IT WOULD'VE... 402 00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:42,418 IT JUST WOULD'VE HIT YOU HARDER. 403 00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:42,418 THAT'S ALL. 404 00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:45,672 MR. PRITCHETT! YOUR BATH AWAITS! 405 00:17:45,713 --> 00:17:49,884 SIR? 406 00:17:51,093 --> 00:17:52,470 NO. 407 00:17:52,512 --> 00:17:54,555 DIDN'T I? 408 00:17:54,597 --> 00:17:56,056 NO. 409 00:17:56,098 --> 00:17:57,851 NO, 410 00:17:56,098 --> 00:17:57,851 I'M JUST BEING STUPID. 411 00:17:57,892 --> 00:17:59,268 UM... 412 00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:02,271 WE'RE GOOD, RIGHT? 413 00:18:03,523 --> 00:18:05,900 AW, COME ON: 414 00:18:03,523 --> 00:18:05,900 DON'T BE SO FORMAL. 415 00:18:05,942 --> 00:18:07,276 YOU. 416 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,915 DON'T BE A STRANGER, 417 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,915 OKAY? 418 00:18:20,957 --> 00:18:22,208 MM-HMM. 419 00:18:26,128 --> 00:18:28,339 YOU ARE NOT 420 00:18:28,381 --> 00:18:30,090 OUT OF THE HOUSE LIKE THIS? 421 00:18:30,132 --> 00:18:32,301 I'M YOUR TOUGHY-TOUGH SUPERGIRL. 422 00:18:32,343 --> 00:18:34,303 BUT THAT'S 423 00:18:34,345 --> 00:18:36,096 AWAY FROM THE FOOD! 424 00:18:36,138 --> 00:18:37,515 CAN WE CATCH THIS AGAIN? 425 00:18:37,557 --> 00:18:39,099 EXACTLY WHAT YOU DO! 426 00:18:45,064 --> 00:18:46,607 CAM, YOU WERE RIGHT 427 00:18:48,150 --> 00:18:49,109 VINDICATED! 428 00:18:49,151 --> 00:18:50,486 BUT NOT 429 00:18:50,528 --> 00:18:52,530 IT'S YOU, MOM. 430 00:18:50,528 --> 00:18:52,530 WHAT? 431 00:18:54,574 --> 00:18:56,409 I'VE NEVER WORRIED 432 00:18:56,450 --> 00:18:57,952 I'M TERRIBLE AT SPORTS. 433 00:19:04,417 --> 00:19:06,419 LIKE I'M LETTING YOU DOWN. 434 00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:09,129 AY, MANNY: I'M SO SORRY. 435 00:19:09,171 --> 00:19:11,465 BECAUSE YOU'RE MY PER... 436 00:19:12,759 --> 00:19:13,968 YOU'RE OKAY. 437 00:19:15,261 --> 00:19:16,554 OH! 438 00:19:15,261 --> 00:19:16,554 ALL BY YOURSELF? 439 00:19:16,596 --> 00:19:18,014 LET'S WATCH IT. 440 00:19:16,596 --> 00:19:18,014 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 441 00:19:18,056 --> 00:19:18,973 OKAY: 442 00:19:18,056 --> 00:19:18,973 LET'S GO. 443 00:19:19,015 --> 00:19:20,433 I'M NERVOUS. 444 00:19:20,474 --> 00:19:22,184 IS THIS A GOOD TIME? 445 00:19:20,474 --> 00:19:22,184 YES. 446 00:19:22,226 --> 00:19:23,853 O- 447 00:19:23,895 --> 00:19:25,145 LET'S GO NOW. 448 00:19:25,187 --> 00:19:26,564 F- 449 00:19:28,608 --> 00:19:30,150 IT'S GOOD. 450 00:19:30,192 --> 00:19:32,028 IT'S ABOUT TIME 451 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:34,614 NOT WHO WE'RE TRYING TO BE 452 00:19:34,655 --> 00:19:37,075 RIGHT: 453 00:19:37,116 --> 00:19:39,077 SEE, NOW, THAT IS 454 00:19:43,414 --> 00:19:45,207 I DON'T LIKE YOU 455 00:19:45,249 --> 00:19:46,876 OH, GOD. 456 00:19:45,249 --> 00:19:46,876 OOH! 457 00:19:46,918 --> 00:19:48,669 IS THAT MY DANCING? 458 00:19:48,711 --> 00:19:49,587 WHAT I LOOK LIKE? 459 00:19:51,005 --> 00:19:52,090 NO, NO. 460 00:19:51,005 --> 00:19:52,090 THAT'S REALLY FUNNY. 461 00:19:52,131 --> 00:19:52,966 HA HA HA HA HA. 462 00:19:54,592 --> 00:19:55,885 AWW. 463 00:19:54,592 --> 00:19:55,885 AWW. AWW. 464 00:19:54,592 --> 00:19:55,885 AWW. 465 00:19:55,927 --> 00:19:58,429 THAT'S ACTUALLY 466 00:19:55,927 --> 00:19:58,429 CAM. 467 00:19:58,471 --> 00:20:00,807 MY CRYING FACE? 468 00:20:00,848 --> 00:20:03,392 OH, IT'S HIDEOUS! 469 00:20:00,848 --> 00:20:03,392 WHY HASN'T ANYONE TOLD ME? 470 00:20:03,434 --> 00:20:05,185 OH, GOD, I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW, 471 00:20:03,434 --> 00:20:05,185 AREN'T I? GIVE ME THAT. 472 00:20:06,228 --> 00:20:08,815 MITCH AND CAM! 473 00:20:09,941 --> 00:20:12,192 OH. LOOK AT ME 474 00:20:09,941 --> 00:20:12,192 IN THAT DRESS! 475 00:20:12,234 --> 00:20:13,903 I LOOK GORGEOUS! 476 00:20:13,945 --> 00:20:15,237 GIVE ME REWIND! 477 00:20:15,279 --> 00:20:17,239 MOM, LOOK AT YOU 478 00:20:17,281 --> 00:20:19,075 TOO. 479 00:20:20,242 --> 00:20:21,828 WE DON'T HAVE TO LINGER ON THAT. 480 00:20:21,869 --> 00:20:23,203 OH, MOM! 481 00:20:26,082 --> 00:20:28,375 UM... 482 00:20:26,082 --> 00:20:28,375 ALL THAT SWEAT: 483 00:20:26,082 --> 00:20:28,375 WHAT THE HELL? 484 00:20:28,417 --> 00:20:30,920 I HAD SHAMU IN A HEADLOCK! 485 00:20:30,962 --> 00:20:32,254 I'M GONNA THROW UP. 486 00:20:32,296 --> 00:20:33,714 I'M DISGUSTING! 487 00:20:33,756 --> 00:20:35,883 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 488 00:20:33,756 --> 00:20:35,883 IT'S HALEY'S NAUSEA. OH, GOD! 489 00:20:35,925 --> 00:20:37,010 I'M GONNA KEEP IT SHORT. 490 00:20:37,051 --> 00:20:38,136 YEAH, YOU WILL: 491 00:20:38,177 --> 00:20:39,386 120 PEOPLE 492 00:20:39,428 --> 00:20:41,639 TO PUT MY ARM DOWN! 493 00:20:42,974 --> 00:20:44,224 WHY DON'T I 494 00:20:44,266 --> 00:20:45,852 AND CUT OUT 495 00:20:44,266 --> 00:20:45,852 THE EMBARRASSING PARTS? 496 00:20:45,893 --> 00:20:47,227 IS THAT A PROBLEM? 497 00:20:45,893 --> 00:20:47,227 NOT AT ALL! 498 00:20:47,269 --> 00:20:49,022 THAT'S GREAT! 499 00:20:47,269 --> 00:20:49,022 DONE! 500 00:20:51,649 --> 00:20:53,776 I know 501 00:20:51,649 --> 00:20:53,776 you sneezed on the cake. 502 00:20:55,111 --> 00:20:56,821 No one likes 503 00:20:55,111 --> 00:20:56,821 a know-it-all! 504 00:21:05,204 --> 00:21:07,456 MITCHELL! 505 00:21:05,204 --> 00:21:07,456 COME TO BED! 506 00:21:07,498 --> 00:21:09,458 AREN'T YOU EVER 507 00:21:07,498 --> 00:21:09,458 GONNA SLEEP? 508 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,751 NO. 509 00:21:10,793 --> 00:21:12,378 NO, I DON'T THINK I AM. 510 00:21:27,518 --> 00:21:29,854 MITCHELL! 511 00:21:32,690 --> 00:21:35,693 Captions by VITAC :