YES, I'M GOING TO WORK
NO, THIS IS NOT WINE:
IT IS DayQuil.
OF LAST NIGHT'S WINE.
AND IT'S MADE ITS WAY
I-I MUST'VE CAUGHT A CHILL ON
I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WORSE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW PEOPLE CAN WALK
I THOUGHT "AMUSE-DOUCHE"
I DON'T KNOW HOW MODELS DO IT.
KNOCK 'EM DEAD
KISS FOR GOOD LUCK?
OH, NO!
I'M NOT GETTING YOU SICK.
WITH LUKE LAST NIGHT?
YOU DID?
BEING CALLED "MISS THANG."
NO!
HEY, EVERYBODY:
Noooo.
"MIRACLE GLOVES."
MY HEADACHE'S COMPLETELY GONE.
AT JAY AND GLORIA'S TONIGHT,
WHAT'S WRONG?
I'M GONNA KEEP IT SHORT 'CAUSE
OH, GOD.
EW!
NICE TO REPLACE THAT SAD
DON'T TELL ME
WHY DIDN'T YOU
JUST COVER YOUR MOUTH?
OH, I FINALLY DID:
ALL RIGHT:
OKAY:
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
I'M PATIENT ZERO.
THE WHOLE FAMILY DOWN!
OOH!
A MOUNTAIN CHICKADEE!
WHERE?
WHERE DO YOU SEE IT?
OH, RIGHT THERE!
RIGHT THERE! RIGHT THERE!
BUT IT'S SIX HOURS
JAY'S SPEECH.
WHAT AM I SAYING?
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
I'M SORRY, DAD.
NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S TIME TO STOP WHINING
LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND MAN UP!
LET'S PUT ON
OUR UNITARDS!
HE'S BEEN MISSING
WHAT'S BEST FOR THE TEAM.
MITCHELL?
NOT TO MENTION I'D BE FACING
OUR PERFECT 3-0 RECORD
OR WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE?
IT'S BASICALLY
OR NOT?
I'M SORRY.
UM...
MM.
MANNY'S JUST IN A SLUMP.
HE'S LACKING CONFIDENCE.
IT'S NOT GONNA BE EASY,
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID
WE'RE GOING
OH, I LOVE THAT:
AND, THANKS TO A LITTLE
I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG, BUT THAT'S
WHY I DIDN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
YEAH, ALAN: I'M SENDING
I GOT MY KID'S GAME.
HE'S THE KICKER.
DON'T TALK LIKE THAT.
YOU'RE STRESSING HIM OUT.
YOU'RE STRESSED OUT?
GOOD! 'CAUSE STRESS
IF YOU'RE NOT THROWING UP
YOU'RE NOT
AY. DON'T PAY ATTENTION
YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT.
YOU'RE MY PERFECT
MWAH!
THERE'S STILL A FEW HOURS LEFT
I THINK I'LL JUST GO LIE DOWN
YOU SEE
WHAT YOU DO TO HIM?
HE'S FINE.
WHAT'S UP?
Oh. Okay.
SO, OBVIOUSLY:
EVERYBODY'S FIRST SYMPTOM
YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.
I DON'T HAVE TWO DAYS.
WHY?
Oh. No.
Someone's counting on you.
who never
stays home sick,
won a tennis tournament
THAT SHE COULDN'T EVEN HOLD UP.
I'm holding it up now.
DADDY'S APPROVAL IS
WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL HIM
THAT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE MEETING,
OLD TOUGHY-TOUGH-SUPER-TOUGH?
TO TURN THIS INTO A FIGHT?
BYE.
TOO.
DOG.
OH, SO CLOSE:
MM-HMM.
DOG, DOG.
IBEX!
OH, LOOK AT YOU GO!
LILY'S FRIENDS
JUST HAVEN'T CHALLENGED HER.
IT'S BEEN
THEY RAISE EACH OTHER'S GAME.
OHHHHH!
BUT I DON'T REALLY SING.
THAT'S OKAY. EVERYBODY
CAN'T BE GOOD AT EVERY...
HUH.
WHERE'S MY SHOE?
FINISH AT YOUR TARGET!
I'M REALLY SORRY.
THERE'S NO EASY WAY
MANNY!
BUT, UM...
I, UH, REALLY LIKE THE WAY
YOU'RE KEEPING
YOU'LL BE FINE
SO,
I'M SO GLAD YOU SAW THAT,
HE'S GETTING ALL THE BAD KICKS
OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE THE GAME!
HE'S SO GOOD!
MANNY!
GO GET 'EM, COACH.
OH, NO.
I'D ALREADY HAD
CAM'S CLOGGED EARS,
MY DAD'S BRONCHITIS,
GLORIA'S VERTIGO.
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DAD!
HOW YOU DOING?
I'M AT THE HOTEL, AND I'M
DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE, HUH?
What's up?
NOTHING.
THAT I'M ON THIS, DAD.
Hey. Hey.
Where's the lounge?
Perfect.
you played so tough
through that tournament.
UH-HUH.
WHAT WAS THAT?
UH...
Right, and, uh,
Could have been
a hairline fracture.
THAT'S EVEN BETTER.
BUT IT DIDN'T STOP YOU.
I was a pretty proud papa
that day.
STOP!
I'M EMBARRASSING HER.
I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT,
BYE.
HEY.
IT'S BEEN AGES.
I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY.
Oh, no.
CLAIRE?
I'M CRACKING UP, RIGHT?
WE'LL JUMP
TOO.
THEN I'LL TAKE THAT AND DROP IT
EASY!
NAILED IT!
IF LAUGHTER'S
THEN YOU'RE
OF ME REACTING TO JAY'S SPEECH
AND I'LL JUST DROP THAT INTO
TO JAY'S SPEECH?
GIVE ME "TOUCHED."
COME ON.
WHY ARE YOU SMILING?
UH, I-I DIDN'T THINK
YOU'D GET IN.
I DON'T WANT
LET'S JUST STAY HOME
AND THE ONLY REASON YOU DON'T
WANT TO GO TO GRANDPA'S
YOU'RE AVOIDING ANDY.
AVOID? I DON'T ...
I ...
I'M NOT HAVING
OH, PLEASE: YOU'VE BEEN
I JUST MEANT DON'T LEAD HIM ON
YES,
SO I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY DISTANCE
OH.
THAT'S ACTUALLY
IF MANNY MAKES THIS ONE:
I'LL BET HE'S CHEWING ON
KICK THIS ONE HARD!
AAAAAAAAH!
THAT'S MY BOY!
THAT'S OUR BOY.
OH,
THAT'S OUR BOY.
QUITE THE WAY I'D HOPED.
OH, THAT'S SO BAD.
OH. JAY.
ALL RIGHT:
OKAY:
O... KAY.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO? WE HAVE TO
SHOW THIS THING IN AN HOUR!
WHAT YOU'D TELL ME?
I DON'T WANNA.
THAT'S WHAT I WOULD SAY.
"YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO DO IT,
"BUT YOU HAVE TO DO
WHAT'S RIGHT.
"AND THAT WILL MAKE YOU
TO PATIENT HERO."
I'VE GOT A POINT.
SNEEZE ON SO MANY THINGS?
FINISHED!
LET'S SEE.
OH. I'M SORRY, BUT DID SOMEONE
ROB AN ART GALLERY?
DONE!
DAD!
IT'S ALL RIGHT,
THEN THERE'S...?
OHH! I THOUGHT
OH.YOU'RE JUST
AREN'T YA?
OH, MY GOD.
I ... OH.
OKAY. FORGET
HONEY?
I CAN'T!
I HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY!
CRY!
NO, I DIDN'T MEAN TO ...
OH, BOY.
DAD.
ON PURPOSE!
NO, NO.
I-I DON'T THINK I DID.
OH, GOSH:
AND THERE'S YOUR MOTHER.
OKAY?
YOU'RE OKAY.
OH. NOW MY WATCH
OW!
LITTLE PULL!
AAH!
IT'S FINE!
OH, IT'S FINE.
IT'S FINE.
HI!
HI.
OH, GOOD:
ARE YOU CRYING?
AND PULLED MY HAIR!
A KNOW-IT-ALL!
A 6-YEAR-OLD A KNOW-IT-ALL?
SHE'S A YEAR YOUNGER
THAN YOU?
SHOULD I NOT HAVE COME? OH,
IS IT GONNA BE WEIRD FOR ANDY?
I SHOULDN'T HAVE DRESSED
HEY, SWITCH SWEATERS
IT'S THE SUREST WAY
HEY.
OH, MY GOSH:
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
SHE'S NOT SPEAKING TO ME
I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU
I'M WORRIED
HAVE THEY SAID ANYTHING?
NO.
ALL I'VE GOTTEN FROM THEM
SO FAR IS "HOLA"
AND "THAT SCOTCH
IS NOT FOR COMPANY."
AH!
OH, MY GOSH, PHIL:
IS THAT THE WEDDING VIDEO?
OH, WE ARE SO EXCITED
I'M SO EXCITED
TO SHOW YOU GUYS!
Get in the media closet.
Cut every wire.
DAD,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
"YOU'RE RIGHT"!
HEY, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH
AND I HOPE THERE'S
YOU'RE THE COACH.
YOU CAN'T PLAY FAVORITES.
NO, NO, NO.
OH.
Mitchell!
She benched me.
NO!
YOU BEAT ME AGAIN!
OH.
MM.
HOW YOU BEEN?
OH, GOOD, GOOD:
I FIGURED I'D SAY HI.
IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
RIGHT?
I'VE BEEN BUSY, TOO,
I'M ... I'M REALLY GLAD
THINGS GOT, LIKE:WEIRD
Y-
UM, I REA...
OH!
I HOPE I DIDN'T, LIKE,
YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL STUPID.
I'M SORRY IF I GAVE YOU
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'M JUST GLAD
WE DIDN'T TAKE IT ANY FURTHER.
WE ARE
WAY!
HA!
THAT WOULD'VE BEEN
YOU WOULD'VE BEEN
WHAT?
JOE. WHAT'S WITH
THE SNOW ON THE ROOF?
YOU'RE AGING
SHE'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE LATE.
THAT'S CRAZY.
NO, NO, NO.
LET'S EAT.
I'M NOT VERY HUNGRY.
ARE THERE POTATOES?
IT WASN'T THAT BAD.
YOU STILL GOT MY FRIEND'S HAIR
IN YOUR WATCH!
SHE'S COMING BACK.
WITH THAT PLAYDATE?
FEEL BAD?
I DIDN'T LOVE IT.
THAT'S HOW WE FELT ABOUT HALEY.
"THE LONGEST TIME"?
REALLY?
YOU CAN'T FORCE YOUR KIDS
THEY'RE NOT PERFECT,
THAT IS WHAT I'M DOING,
ISN'T IT?
WITH MANNY'S FOOTBALL.
HE'S SO UPSET
THAT HE WON'T EAT TODAY.
LET'S KEEP IN MIND
WHAT'S IMPORTANT HERE ...
WE'RE MAD AT CAM.
OH, DON'T BE MAD, DAD.
I'M SORRY. I TRIED.
I REALLY ...
HEY, YOU.
HEY.
SO, UH, QUICK FOLLOW-UP:
UM, WHEN YOU SAID I WOULD
DID YOU MEAN BY THAT?
OH, GOSH:
HUH?
I JUST MEANT THAT YOU WOULD'VE
WHAT?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT
BUT THERE'S A LOT OF HEAT
I'M NOT CALLING MYSELF
I'M SORRY. HASN'T BETH BROKEN UP
WITH YOU LIKE 10 TIMES?
SHE'S DYING TO GET BACK
I WOULDN'T SAY
IT'S WITHDRAWAL, BUT ...
GUYS DON'T GET OVER ME, OKAY?
WHILE HE DID IT!
I DIDN'T MEAN TO IMPLY
IT WOULDN'T AFFECT ME.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
IT WOULD'VE...
IT JUST WOULD'VE HIT YOU HARDER.
THAT'S ALL.
MR. PRITCHETT! YOUR BATH AWAITS!
SIR?
NO.
DIDN'T I?
NO.
NO,
I'M JUST BEING STUPID.
UM...
WE'RE GOOD, RIGHT?
AW, COME ON:
DON'T BE SO FORMAL.
YOU.
DON'T BE A STRANGER,
OKAY?
MM-HMM.
YOU ARE NOT
OUT OF THE HOUSE LIKE THIS?
I'M YOUR TOUGHY-TOUGH SUPERGIRL.
BUT THAT'S
AWAY FROM THE FOOD!
CAN WE CATCH THIS AGAIN?
EXACTLY WHAT YOU DO!
CAM, YOU WERE RIGHT
VINDICATED!
BUT NOT
IT'S YOU, MOM.
WHAT?
I'VE NEVER WORRIED
I'M TERRIBLE AT SPORTS.
LIKE I'M LETTING YOU DOWN.
AY, MANNY: I'M SO SORRY.
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY PER...
YOU'RE OKAY.
OH!
ALL BY YOURSELF?
LET'S WATCH IT.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
OKAY:
LET'S GO.
I'M NERVOUS.
IS THIS A GOOD TIME?
YES.
O-
LET'S GO NOW.
F-
IT'S GOOD.
IT'S ABOUT TIME
NOT WHO WE'RE TRYING TO BE
RIGHT:
SEE, NOW, THAT IS
I DON'T LIKE YOU
OH, GOD.
OOH!
IS THAT MY DANCING?
WHAT I LOOK LIKE?
NO, NO.
THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.
HA HA HA HA HA.
AWW.
AWW. AWW.
AWW.
THAT'S ACTUALLY
CAM.
MY CRYING FACE?
OH, IT'S HIDEOUS!
WHY HASN'T ANYONE TOLD ME?
OH, GOD, I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW,
AREN'T I? GIVE ME THAT.
MITCH AND CAM!
OH. LOOK AT ME
IN THAT DRESS!
I LOOK GORGEOUS!
GIVE ME REWIND!
MOM, LOOK AT YOU
TOO.
WE DON'T HAVE TO LINGER ON THAT.
OH, MOM!
UM...
ALL THAT SWEAT:
WHAT THE HELL?
I HAD SHAMU IN A HEADLOCK!
I'M GONNA THROW UP.
I'M DISGUSTING!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
IT'S HALEY'S NAUSEA. OH, GOD!
I'M GONNA KEEP IT SHORT.
YEAH, YOU WILL:
120 PEOPLE
TO PUT MY ARM DOWN!
WHY DON'T I
AND CUT OUT
THE EMBARRASSING PARTS?
IS THAT A PROBLEM?
NOT AT ALL!
THAT'S GREAT!
DONE!
I know
you sneezed on the cake.
No one likes
a know-it-all!
MITCHELL!
COME TO BED!
AREN'T YOU EVER
GONNA SLEEP?
NO.
NO, I DON'T THINK I AM.
MITCHELL!
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