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OKAY. I'M TAKING OFF.

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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

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I THOUGHT

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WE WERE GOING TO GIVE A CHICKEN

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THE BEST DAY OF ITS LIFE.

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I HATE THAT WE KEEP

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RESCHEDULING THAT,

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BUT BEING A REALTOR MAN MEANS

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WORKING ON SUNDAYS,

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LIKE PRIESTS

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AND LESLEY STAHL.

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GOOD LUCK OUT THERE,

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HONEY.

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WE'RE ALL COUNTING ON YOU.

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JUST GOT TO MAKE IT THROUGH

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THIS COMMUTE.

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MM-HMM.

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MWAH!

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I'LL CALL

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WHEN I GET THERE.

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I'M THERE!

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HAVE A GREAT DAY!

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I AM HANDLING THE SALE

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OF OUR NEIGHBOR JERRY'S HOUSE.

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HE'S SELLING IT AND MOVING

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INTO A BACHELOR PAD

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NOW THAT HE'S OFFICIALLY

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DIVORCED.

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WHICH IS GREAT!

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WELL,

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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT "GREAT."

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I MEAN, YOU CAN COME AND GO

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AS YOU PLEASE, I SUPPOSE,

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AND MAYBE SEE WHAT'S UP

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WITH THE U.P.S. GIRL

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WHO'S ALWAYS ASKING

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IF YOU WORK OUT, OR ...

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IT'S GREAT BECAUSE WE HAVE

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THE RARE OPPORTUNITY

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TO CHOOSE

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OUR NEW NEIGHBORS.

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WHILE STILL LOOKING OUT

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FOR MY CLIENT'S BEST INTERESTS,

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OF COURSE.

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WINK, WINK.

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I'M IN KIND OF

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IN A DELICATE SPOT ...

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STUCK BETWEEN MY WIFE

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AND THE GUY NEXT DOOR,

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BUT I'M PRETTY SURE

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I CAN SATISFY THEM BOTH

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SIMULTANEOUSLY.

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OKAY. THAT'S THEM.

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THAT'S THEM.

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EVERYBODY LOOK LIKE

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YOU'RE GARDENING.

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LUKE,

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GRAB THAT LITTLE HOE.

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UH, I ... I DON'T THINK

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THAT'S WHAT SHE MEANT.

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IS IT?

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OKAY,

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WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?

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THIS IS THEIR THIRD VISIT,

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AND WE WANT TO LOOK GOOD.

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WHAT'S SO GREAT

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ABOUT THEM?

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THEY'RE VERY WELL-LIKED

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IN THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD,

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THEY HAVE

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VERY POLITE CHILDREN,

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AND THEY ARE

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SOPHISTICATED.

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THE HUSBAND IS A HUGE

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WINE COLLECTOR.

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OH, THERE IT IS.

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ALL RIGHT, THIS IS IT.

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THIS IS IT.

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OKAY, LOOK SHARP.

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LUKE, WHAT'S ON YOUR FACE?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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WHAT COLOR IS IT?

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WHY ISN'T IT

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COMING OFF?

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HERE.

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THIS FEELS LIKE

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A PANIC MOVE.

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OH.

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UGH.

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HEY... AGAIN. HELLO.

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MORNING.

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HELLO.

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JUST DOING A LITTLE

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FAMILY GARDENING.

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AWW.

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SEE YA.

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IT'S PEANUT BUTTER,

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BY THE WAY.

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WE RAN OUT OF PEANUT BUTTER

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TWO DAYS AGO.

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HOLY COW. IT WORKS!

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WHAT IS HE DOING?

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HE'S PUTTING SOCKS IN A SODA BOX

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AND PULLING THEM OUT.

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OH, NO.

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THIS IS LIKE

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WHEN MY GRANDMOTHER

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STARTED COMBING HER HAIR

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WITH A CACTUS.

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JAY, JAY,

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WHO IS THE PRESIDENT?

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I WILL BE

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WHEN THEY SEE THIS.

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CHECK THIS OUT.

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WHAT'S MY BIGGEST PROBLEM

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IN THE BEDROOM?

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OH, THANK GOD.

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IT'S THAT I'M ALWAYS WEARING

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THE SAME SOCKS

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BECAUSE

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THEY'RE ALWAYS UP FRONT.

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BUT THIS BAD BOY STORES

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AND ROTATES YOUR SOCKS.

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IT'S GONNA REVOLUTIONIZE

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THE CLOSET INDUSTRY.

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WHAT AN EXCITING TIME

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TO BE ALIVE.

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I'M GONNA GET MY LAWYER

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ON THE HORN,

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TRY TO LOCK

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THE NAME DOWN.

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CHECK THIS ...

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"SOCK IT TO ME."

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HOW ABOUT "SOXBOX?"

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GLORIA, PLEASE.

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I'M SELLING A LIFESTYLE HERE.

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UH, MOM, WE'RE GONNA GO

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HEAD OUT BY THE POOL.

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NO, NO, NO, WAIT.

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SAY HELLO.

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JAY,

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THIS IS SOPHIE.

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HELLO.

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HI, MR. PRITCHETT.

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WHAT'S THAT?

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SOME SORT OF SOCK DISPENSER?

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BINGO!

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I'M IN THE CLOSET BUSINESS.

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AND THIS IS A CRUDE PROTOTYPE

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OF MY NEW INVENTION.

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WHAT A GREAT IDEA.

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YOU ROTATE YOUR SOCKS

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SO YOU DON'T KEEP WEARING

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THE SAME ONES.

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THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.

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I CALL IT

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"SOCK IT TO ME."

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THAT'S SO CLEVER.

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IT'S FUNNY, AND IT TELLS YOU

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WHAT IT DOES.

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IMAGINE IT IN WALNUT.

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WHAT'S HAPPENING?

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I ... I AM SO SORRY

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THAT HE'S BORING YOU.

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NO, I LIKE

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THIS SORT OF STUFF.

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MY GRANDPA EARL'S

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IN THE CLOSET BUSINESS, TOO.

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WAIT, WAIT.

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EARL?

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NOT ... NOT

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EARL CHAMBERS.

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YEAH, HE OWNS CLOSETS, CLOSETS,

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CLOSETS...

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CLOSETS. YEAH.

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CLOSETS.

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I KNOW YOUR GRANDPA.

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IT WAS 1980.

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EARL AND I HAD JUST FORMED

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OUR COMPANY,

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CLOSET-FORNIA.

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BUSINESS WAS GREAT,

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HIGH-END CLIENTS,

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MAYBE A CELEBRITY OR TWO.

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I SHOULDN'T NAME NAMES.

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ANYWAY...

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CAME TO WORK ONE DAY,

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AND EARL'S DESK

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HAD BEEN CLEARED OUT.

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HE HAD BADMOUTHED ME

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TO HALF OUR ROLODEX.

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IT WAS DEVASTATING.

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I HAD TO START ALL OVER.

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WELL, WHAT THE HELL?

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IT WAS LARRY HAGMAN.

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HECK OF A GUY.

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HEART AS BIG AS HIS HAT.

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HEY.

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HEY, YOU'RE BACK ALREADY?

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HOW WAS THE BIRTHDAY PARTY?

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I RODE A UNICORN.

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YES, YOU DID.

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ALL BY YOUR LONESOME.

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It wasn't

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a real unicorn.

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THANK YOU.

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I'M GONNA GO

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AND DO HOMEWORK.

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DON'T KNOCK UNLESS

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IT'S AN ACTUAL EMERGENCY.

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NOT A SPIDER.

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MS. PLANK GAVE HER HOMEWORK

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ON THE WEEKEND?

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SHE'S 7.

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I KNOW.

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THE WOMAN IS INSANE.

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BUT LISTEN.

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HEARD SOMETHING

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IN THE GLITTER-TATTOO LINE.

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WHAT?

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THERE'S AN OPENING

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IN MISS SPARROW'S CLASS.

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OH, MY GOD!

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CAM, THAT'S AMAZING.

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WE GOT TO GET HER IN.

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I KNOW. WE'RE GOING IN

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FIRST THING TOMORROW.

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LET'S SEE IT.

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TWO DOLPHINS

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THAT FORM A HEART.

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THERE ARE TWO SECOND-GRADE

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TEACHERS AT LILY'S SCHOOL ...

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MISS SPARROW,

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WHO MAKES LEARNING FUN

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AND ADVENTUROUS.

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AND THEN THERE'S LILY'S TEACHER,

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MRS. PLANK,

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WHO IS

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STRESSING LILY OUT.

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LET'S SEE, SWEETIE.

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OH!

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OOH, GOOD JOB.

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OH, NO!

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I SPELLED "TADPOLE" WRONG!

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OH, WELL, NOW,

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THAT'S JUST ONE MISTAKE.

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MRS. PLANK DOESN'T TOLERATE

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MISTAKES!

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OH. HEY. HEY.

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OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

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I CALL MRS. PLANK

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"MRS. CRANK."

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BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,

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I HAVE THE COURAGE

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TO SAY

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WHAT OTHERS WON'T.

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BEHIND HER BACK.

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AND I ALSO I HELPED

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THE PREVIOUS OWNERS

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INSTALL A BRAND-NEW TANKLESS

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WATER HEATER A YEAR AGO,

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BUT DID THEY SHOW

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ANY GRATITUDE?

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NOPE!

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BECAUSE

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IT'S A "TANKLESS" JOB.

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YES!

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PLEASE MOVE IN. WE CAN RIFF

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LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME.

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OH.

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SO, WHAT DO YA THINK?

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DO YOU STILL LOVE IT?

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ABSOLUTELY.

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I CAN JUST SEE FILLING THIS YARD

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WITH FLOWERS.

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AWW.

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AWW.

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JUST LIKE

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WE'RE PRETENDING TO DO.

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BY THE WAY,

281
00:05:20,838 --> 00:05:22,923
I LOVE THOSE SHOES.

282
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OH, THANKS.

283
00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:26,426
GEORGE'S FIRM DOES P.R.

284
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FOR ABOUT 10 SHOE BRANDS.

285
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IF WE END UP

286
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LIVING HERE,

287
00:05:27,719 --> 00:05:29,429
TRUST ME,

288
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YOU'LL BE SWIMMING IN SHOES.

289
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I'VE HAD THAT DREAM.

290
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OH.

291
00:05:31,473 --> 00:05:33,391
SPEAKING OF DREAMS,

292
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

293
00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:35,226
YOU GUYS READY

294
00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:35,226
TO PULL THE TRIGGER?

295
00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:36,394
I THINK WE ARE.

296
00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:38,814
OH! THAT'S GREAT!

297
00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:38,814
YES!

298
00:05:38,856 --> 00:05:40,273
I'M A SIZE 6!

299
00:05:41,525 --> 00:05:42,860
NOT SINCE

300
00:05:41,525 --> 00:05:42,860
I FELL OFF THE ROOF

301
00:05:42,901 --> 00:05:44,862
WHILE THEY WERE DELIVERING

302
00:05:42,901 --> 00:05:44,862
OUR TRAMPOLINE

303
00:05:44,903 --> 00:05:46,947
HAVE THINGS COME TOGETHER

304
00:05:44,903 --> 00:05:46,947
SO BEAUTIFULLY.

305
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SEE YOU SOON!

306
00:05:46,989 --> 00:05:48,239
WE DID IT.

307
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WE ARE GONNA HAVE

308
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THE BEST NEIGHBORS EVER!

309
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OH.

310
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OH!

311
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WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

312
00:05:53,704 --> 00:05:55,747
COOL!

313
00:05:58,917 --> 00:06:00,544
I DON'T WANT TO SEE

314
00:05:58,917 --> 00:06:00,544
A STUPID HOUSE.

315
00:06:00,585 --> 00:06:03,881
HEY, HOW 'BOUT YOU SHUT UP

316
00:06:00,585 --> 00:06:03,881
AND NOT EMBARRASS US?

317
00:06:03,922 --> 00:06:06,257
HOW 'BOUT YOU BOTH SHUT UP?

318
00:06:03,922 --> 00:06:06,257
I'M SICK OF LISTENING TO YOU.

319
00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:07,718
HEY, DON'T TALK TO YOUR DAD

320
00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:07,718
LIKE THAT,

321
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OR YOU CAN GO LIVE

322
00:06:07,759 --> 00:06:09,302
WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND.

323
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HE'S NOT

324
00:06:09,344 --> 00:06:10,554
MY BOYFRIEND.

325
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I JUST MAKE OUT

326
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WITH HIM

327
00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:13,264
SO I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE

328
00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:13,264
HIS CLASS AGAIN.

329
00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,349
WE SHOULD GO SAY HI.

330
00:06:14,391 --> 00:06:15,893
NO, NO, NO, NO,

331
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NO, NO, NO, NO.

332
00:06:15,934 --> 00:06:17,268
PHIL, SHUT IT DOWN.

333
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I'M TRYING!

334
00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,520
WHAT ARE THESE THINGS MADE OF?

335
00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,520
COME ON.

336
00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:24,275
DUDE...

337
00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:26,070
I LOVE THIS PLACE.

338
00:06:26,111 --> 00:06:27,278
ME, TOO, BABY.

339
00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,446
I ALWAYS WANTED

340
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A SPANISH HOUSE.

341
00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:30,281
IT'LL BE LIKE

342
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LIVING AT AN EL TORITO.

343
00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:31,575
OH! YOUR FAMILY.

344
00:06:31,616 --> 00:06:33,660
HEY, YOU THE NEIGHBORS?

345
00:06:31,616 --> 00:06:33,660
YOU LIKE LIVING HERE?

346
00:06:33,702 --> 00:06:35,204
WHAT?

347
00:06:33,702 --> 00:06:35,204
I'M SO SORRY.

348
00:06:35,244 --> 00:06:37,706
IT'S SO HARD TO HEAR OVER

349
00:06:35,244 --> 00:06:37,706
ALL THAT FREEWAY NOISE, RIGHT?

350
00:06:37,748 --> 00:06:39,875
HEY, THEN NO ONE'S

351
00:06:37,748 --> 00:06:39,875
GONNA COMPLAIN

352
00:06:39,917 --> 00:06:42,669
WHEN I'M REVVING MY CARS,

353
00:06:39,917 --> 00:06:42,669
MY BIKE, OR MY LADY.

354
00:06:42,711 --> 00:06:44,295
OOH! VROOM, VROOM!

355
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I'M RONNIE LAFONTAINE.

356
00:06:46,048 --> 00:06:49,718
AND THIS HOT LADY RIGHT HERE

357
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IS MY WIFE, AMBER.

358
00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,971
AND THESE TWO LITTLE HELLRAISERS

359
00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,971
ARE TAMMY AND RONNIE JR.

360
00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:54,098
HEY.

361
00:06:54,139 --> 00:06:55,140
HEY, HOT STUFF.

362
00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:57,101
M-M-M-ME?

363
00:06:57,142 --> 00:06:59,728
OH.

364
00:06:57,142 --> 00:06:59,728
UM... HELLO.

365
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DAMN,

366
00:06:59,770 --> 00:07:01,312
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD'S SWEET.

367
00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:02,940
YEAH, IT'S CLOSE

368
00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:02,940
TO MY WORK, TOO.

369
00:07:02,981 --> 00:07:05,192
WH... UH, WHAT IS YOUR LINE

370
00:07:02,981 --> 00:07:05,192
OF WORK, RONNIE?

371
00:07:05,234 --> 00:07:06,401
WELL,

372
00:07:05,234 --> 00:07:06,401
I'M BASICALLY A DOCTOR.

373
00:07:06,443 --> 00:07:08,319
OH,

374
00:07:06,443 --> 00:07:08,319
STOP BEING MODEST.

375
00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:11,322
HE OWNS, LIKE, A BUTTLOAD

376
00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:11,322
OF MEDICAL-WEED DISPENSARIES.

377
00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:15,326
AH, THAT'S WHERE I KNO...

378
00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:15,326
OH, HELLO?

379
00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:17,162
HONEY, YOU LOOK

380
00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:17,162
A LITTLE NAUSEOUS.

381
00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:18,496
YEAH.

382
00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:18,496
YEAH, A LITTLE.

383
00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:20,331
HEY, I GOT SOMETHING

384
00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:20,331
FOR THAT.

385
00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:20,331
OOH.

386
00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:21,332
ALL GOOD.

387
00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:23,418
HOW COULD YOU

388
00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:23,418
BRING HER TO MY HOME?

389
00:07:23,460 --> 00:07:26,213
SHE'S THE GRANDDAUGHTER

390
00:07:23,460 --> 00:07:26,213
OF MY WORST ENEMY.

391
00:07:26,255 --> 00:07:27,505
I HAD NO IDEA

392
00:07:26,255 --> 00:07:27,505
WHO SHE WAS.

393
00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:29,340
I MET HER

394
00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:29,340
IN MY THEATER GROUP.

395
00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:31,342
I'M CAESAR,

396
00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:31,342
AND SHE'S CONCUBINE #3.

397
00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,510
IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN.

398
00:07:32,552 --> 00:07:34,930
EARL CHAMBERS IS A LIAR

399
00:07:32,552 --> 00:07:34,930
AND A BACKSTABBER

400
00:07:34,972 --> 00:07:38,349
WHO BETRAYED ME

401
00:07:34,972 --> 00:07:38,349
AND NEVER APOLOGIZED.

402
00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:40,351
JAY, PLEASE.

403
00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:40,351
IT'S JUST CLOSETS.

404
00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:41,352
I WISH IT WAS

405
00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:41,352
JUST CLOSETS.

406
00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:43,063
I RESPECT THOSE GUYS.

407
00:07:43,105 --> 00:07:45,732
DAMN IT,

408
00:07:43,105 --> 00:07:45,732
SHE SAW THE SOCK IT TO ME!

409
00:07:43,105 --> 00:07:45,732
SO WHAT?

410
00:07:45,774 --> 00:07:47,400
IF SHE CAN REMEMBER

411
00:07:45,774 --> 00:07:47,400
HOW IT WORKS,

412
00:07:47,442 --> 00:07:49,360
SHE'S GONNA TELL EARL

413
00:07:47,442 --> 00:07:49,360
ALL ABOUT IT.

414
00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:51,155
IF SHE CAN REMEMBER

415
00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:51,155
HOW IT WORKS?

416
00:07:51,196 --> 00:07:52,572
YOU PUT THE SOCK

417
00:07:51,196 --> 00:07:52,572
IN A BOX.

418
00:07:52,614 --> 00:07:55,366
EVEN JOE COULD HAVE THOUGHT

419
00:07:52,614 --> 00:07:55,366
OF THAT.

420
00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:58,203
WHAT ELSE

421
00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:58,203
DID YOU DISCUSS WITH HER?

422
00:07:58,245 --> 00:07:59,370
DID YOU MENTION

423
00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:01,832
WE'VE BEEN EXPERIMENTING

424
00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:01,832
WITH LIGHTED HANGING RODS?

425
00:08:01,873 --> 00:08:03,374
I DON'T HAVE

426
00:08:01,873 --> 00:08:03,374
A GREAT RAP WITH GIRLS,

427
00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:04,584
BUT IT'S BETTER THAN THAT.

428
00:08:04,626 --> 00:08:05,961
WELL, YOU'RE GONNA USE IT

429
00:08:04,626 --> 00:08:05,961
WITH SOMEONE ELSE

430
00:08:06,003 --> 00:08:07,171
'CAUSE I FORBID YOU

431
00:08:06,003 --> 00:08:07,171
TO SEE HER.

432
00:08:07,212 --> 00:08:08,630
WHAT?

433
00:08:07,212 --> 00:08:08,630
THAT'S NOT FAIR.

434
00:08:08,672 --> 00:08:10,882
WHAT'S NOT FAIR IS ME PICKING UP

435
00:08:08,672 --> 00:08:10,882
THE PIECES OF MY LIFE

436
00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:14,052
WHILE EARL GETS TO BE

437
00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:14,052
AN EXTRA ON "DALLAS"!

438
00:08:21,351 --> 00:08:22,769
HEY, DUNPHY.

439
00:08:22,811 --> 00:08:24,313
HEY.

440
00:08:24,354 --> 00:08:26,397
JUST CHECKING OUT

441
00:08:24,354 --> 00:08:26,397
THIS TREE.

442
00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:29,318
OH, YEAH,

443
00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:29,318
IT'S REALLY MESSY, RIGHT?

444
00:08:29,359 --> 00:08:30,986
AND IT MAKES THE HOUSE

445
00:08:29,359 --> 00:08:30,986
SO DARK.

446
00:08:31,028 --> 00:08:33,864
BUT THE ...

447
00:08:31,028 --> 00:08:33,864
THE RATS LOVE IT, SO...

448
00:08:33,905 --> 00:08:36,074
YEAH, NO WORRIES.

449
00:08:33,905 --> 00:08:36,074
I'M GONNA CUT IT DOWN.

450
00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:39,619
I DON'T WANT ALL THIS SAP

451
00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:39,619
ALL OVER MY LAWN COUCH.

452
00:08:39,661 --> 00:08:41,830
WELL, I WOULDN'T FIRE UP

453
00:08:39,661 --> 00:08:41,830
YOUR CHAINSAW JUST YET, RONNIE.

454
00:08:41,872 --> 00:08:43,414
IT'S A VERY COMPETITIVE

455
00:08:41,872 --> 00:08:43,414
MARKET.

456
00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:44,415
IS THERE ANOTHER BUYER?

457
00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:46,084
I REALLY SHOULDN'T SAY.

458
00:08:47,627 --> 00:08:50,463
IS THIS ... IS THIS ONE OF THOSE

459
00:08:47,627 --> 00:08:50,463
REALTOR TRICKS?

460
00:08:47,627 --> 00:08:50,463
NO.

461
00:08:50,505 --> 00:08:52,216
WHERE YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME

462
00:08:50,505 --> 00:08:52,216
TO RAISE MY OFFER?

463
00:08:52,257 --> 00:08:53,466
OH, NO.

464
00:08:52,257 --> 00:08:53,466
WELL, IT'S WORKING.

465
00:08:53,508 --> 00:08:56,261
ALL RIGHT.

466
00:08:53,508 --> 00:08:56,261
I'LL THROW IN ANOTHER 50 GRAND.

467
00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,305
WHAT?

468
00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,305
THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA!

469
00:08:58,347 --> 00:08:59,681
I'M NOT LOSING

470
00:08:58,347 --> 00:08:59,681
THE HOUSE.

471
00:08:59,723 --> 00:09:01,683
I HAD THE BEST SEX OF MY LIFE

472
00:08:59,723 --> 00:09:01,683
IN THERE.

473
00:09:01,725 --> 00:09:02,934
WHEN?

474
00:09:05,562 --> 00:09:07,438
EXCUSE ME,

475
00:09:05,562 --> 00:09:07,438
MS. CRANK.

476
00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,481
PLANK.

477
00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,481
MS. PLANK?

478
00:09:08,523 --> 00:09:09,440
YES?

479
00:09:08,523 --> 00:09:09,440
HI.

480
00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,526
I SA... OH.

481
00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,526
A FROWNY-FACE STAMP.

482
00:09:11,568 --> 00:09:12,944
I DIDN'T KNOW

483
00:09:11,568 --> 00:09:12,944
THEY MADE THOSE.

484
00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,445
I HAD TO SPECIAL ORDER IT

485
00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,445
FROM GERMANY.

486
00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:15,655
MAY I HELP YOU?

487
00:09:15,697 --> 00:09:17,366
UH, WELL,

488
00:09:15,697 --> 00:09:17,366
WE'RE LILY'S PARENTS.

489
00:09:17,407 --> 00:09:18,325
IS THERE A PROBLEM?

490
00:09:18,367 --> 00:09:19,743
NOT SO MUCH

491
00:09:18,367 --> 00:09:19,743
A PROBLEM, NO.

492
00:09:19,784 --> 00:09:21,494
NO, MORE OF AN OPPORTUNITY

493
00:09:19,784 --> 00:09:21,494
FOR YOU TO...

494
00:09:21,536 --> 00:09:22,871
LIGHTEN YOUR WORKLOAD.

495
00:09:22,913 --> 00:09:25,249
MAYBE TURN THAT

496
00:09:22,913 --> 00:09:25,249
FROWNY-FACE STAMP UPSIDE DOWN.

497
00:09:26,541 --> 00:09:28,960
LET ME GUESS ... YOU'VE HEARD

498
00:09:26,541 --> 00:09:28,960
THERE'S AN OPENING

499
00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:31,171
IN YOUNG MISS SPARROW'S

500
00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:31,171
CLASSROOM.

501
00:09:31,213 --> 00:09:32,297
WHAT? MISS WHO?

502
00:09:31,213 --> 00:09:32,297
WHAT?

503
00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:33,298
IS THIS ... DO YOU ...

504
00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:33,298
AN OPENING?

505
00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:34,174
NO.

506
00:09:34,216 --> 00:09:35,466
OH, I'M SORRY.

507
00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,552
FORGIVE ME FOR JUMPING

508
00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,552
TO CONCLUSIONS.

509
00:09:37,594 --> 00:09:40,471
BY ALL MEANS,

510
00:09:37,594 --> 00:09:40,471
TELL ME WHY YOU'RE HERE.

511
00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:41,723
UM...

512
00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:41,723
UM...

513
00:09:41,765 --> 00:09:43,474
WELL, WE ... WE'VE JUST,

514
00:09:41,765 --> 00:09:43,474
UH, STOPPED BY,

515
00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:44,517
UH, IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

516
00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:44,517
TO SAY HELLO.

517
00:09:44,559 --> 00:09:45,936
TO SAY HI.

518
00:09:44,559 --> 00:09:45,936
SAY HELLO.

519
00:09:45,977 --> 00:09:47,312
HI.

520
00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:49,147
AND, ALSO, UM...

521
00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:51,400
ABOUT THIS OPENING

522
00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:51,400
IN MISS SPARROW'S CLASS

523
00:09:51,441 --> 00:09:52,650
THAT YOU SUGGESTED

524
00:09:51,441 --> 00:09:52,650
FOR LILY.

525
00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:54,861
IS THAT SOMETHING

526
00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:54,861
THAT YOU WOULD...

527
00:09:54,903 --> 00:09:56,280
THAT YOU WOULD THINK

528
00:09:54,903 --> 00:09:56,280
WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA?

529
00:09:56,321 --> 00:09:57,406
PARENTS ARE NOT ALLOWED

530
00:09:57,447 --> 00:09:58,949
TO CHOOSE

531
00:09:57,447 --> 00:09:58,949
THEIR CHILDREN'S TEACHERS.

532
00:09:58,990 --> 00:10:00,867
NO, AND, OF COURSE,

533
00:09:58,990 --> 00:10:00,867
I WOULD NEVER SUGGEST

534
00:10:00,909 --> 00:10:02,286
SPECIAL TREATMENT

535
00:10:00,909 --> 00:10:02,286
FOR LILY

536
00:10:02,327 --> 00:10:05,538
EVEN IF SHE IS A ...

537
00:10:02,327 --> 00:10:05,538
A FORMER ORPHAN AND MINORITY

538
00:10:05,580 --> 00:10:07,498
AND ... AND DAUGHTER

539
00:10:05,580 --> 00:10:07,498
OF TWO GAY MEN.

540
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,334
IT'S A BIG LOAD

541
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,334
ON THOSE LITTLE SHOULDERS.

542
00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:12,503
ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT YOUR

543
00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:12,503
DAUGHTER IS AT A DISADVANTAGE

544
00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,965
BECAUSE SHE'S BEING RAISED

545
00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,965
BY GAY PARENTS?

546
00:10:15,924 --> 00:10:17,134
IS IT WORKING?

547
00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,889
OKAY.

548
00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,889
YOU KNOW WHAT? LOOK.

549
00:10:22,931 --> 00:10:25,725
UH, WE JUST DON'T THINK

550
00:10:22,931 --> 00:10:25,725
THAT LILY RESPONDS

551
00:10:25,767 --> 00:10:27,769
TO YOUR, UH,

552
00:10:25,767 --> 00:10:27,769
TEACHING METHODS,

553
00:10:27,811 --> 00:10:30,188
AND WE THINK

554
00:10:27,811 --> 00:10:30,188
SHE WOULD BE HAPPIER

555
00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,522
IN MISS SPARROW'S CLASS.

556
00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,900
WE WOULD ALL BE HAPPIER

557
00:10:33,942 --> 00:10:37,528
IN THAT NEW-AGE DRUM CIRCLE

558
00:10:33,942 --> 00:10:37,528
SHE CALLS A CLASSROOM.

559
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,030
OKAY, WELL,

560
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,030
WE DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND YOU.

561
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:41,032
WE'RE NOT SAYING

562
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:41,032
YOU'RE ANY WORSE THAN HER.

563
00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,117
SHE.

564
00:10:42,159 --> 00:10:43,201
MA'AM?

565
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,328
"THAN SHE."

566
00:10:44,369 --> 00:10:45,536
THAT'S PROPER ENGLISH.

567
00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:47,456
IT'S TOO BAD

568
00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:47,456
LILY WON'T LEARN IT.

569
00:10:47,538 --> 00:10:48,957
SO SHE CAN GO.

570
00:10:48,999 --> 00:10:51,542
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,

571
00:10:48,999 --> 00:10:51,542
SHE'S GONE ALREADY.

572
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,544
ONE MORE CHILD LEFT BEHIND.

573
00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:54,629
OKAY,

574
00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:54,629
YOU KNOW WHAT? NO.

575
00:10:54,671 --> 00:10:56,131
LILY WILL BE FINE,

576
00:10:56,173 --> 00:10:57,548
'CAUSE SHE'S GONNA HAVE

577
00:10:56,173 --> 00:10:57,548
THE CHANCE TO THRIVE

578
00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,050
IN A MORE SUPPORTIVE

579
00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,050
ENVIRONMENT.

580
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:02,095
YEAH, YOU DON'T NEED

581
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:02,095
TO WORRY ABOUT SHE.

582
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:06,433
THIS PLACE IS A GREAT IDEA,

583
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:06,433
GLORIA.

584
00:11:06,475 --> 00:11:07,558
DID I EVER TELL YOU

585
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,020
THIS IS WHERE I FIRST TRIED

586
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,020
PRETZEL BREAD?

587
00:11:10,061 --> 00:11:11,146
HELLO, JAY.

588
00:11:11,188 --> 00:11:13,148
HELLO, EARL.

589
00:11:13,190 --> 00:11:14,358
I INVITED HIM

590
00:11:14,399 --> 00:11:16,567
SO THAT YOU TWO

591
00:11:14,399 --> 00:11:16,567
FINALLY CAN BURY THE MACHETE.

592
00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:19,570
WELL, THIS SCUMBAG ALREADY

593
00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:19,570
BURIED IT IN MY BACK.

594
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:20,738
YOU SON OF A BITCH!

595
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,282
NO! NO! NO! NO!

596
00:11:22,324 --> 00:11:24,575
Stop it! Sit down!

597
00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,161
THIS IS CRAZY.

598
00:11:26,203 --> 00:11:27,578
YOU TWO

599
00:11:26,203 --> 00:11:27,578
NEED TO BE FRIENDS.

600
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,414
YOU'RE THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE

601
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,414
IN THE WORLD

602
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:30,581
THAT CARE SO MUCH

603
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:30,581
ABOUT CLOSETS.

604
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:31,582
THIS IS SILLY!

605
00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,668
I GUESS THOSE ANGLED SHELVES

606
00:11:33,710 --> 00:11:35,586
THAT DISPLAY ALL YOUR

607
00:11:33,710 --> 00:11:35,586
PRECIOUS SHOES ARE SILLY.

608
00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,088
OR THE ROTATING

609
00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,088
TIE RACK

610
00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,590
THAT HELPS A BRAIN SURGEON

611
00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,590
SAVE VALUABLE SECONDS,

612
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:40,842
AND, JUST MAYBE,

613
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:40,842
A LIFE.

614
00:11:40,884 --> 00:11:42,302
YOU FOUGHT ME EVERY STEP

615
00:11:40,884 --> 00:11:42,302
OF THE WAY ON THAT.

616
00:11:42,344 --> 00:11:43,594
BECAUSE THE TECHNOLOGY

617
00:11:42,344 --> 00:11:43,594
WASN'T THERE YET.

618
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:44,888
PEOPLE WERE GONNA

619
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:44,888
GET HURT!

620
00:11:44,929 --> 00:11:46,597
IF YOU WOULD OPEN

621
00:11:44,929 --> 00:11:46,597
YOUR EARS ...

622
00:11:44,929 --> 00:11:46,597
ENOUGH!

623
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:49,893
YOU TWO ARE ACTING LIKE

624
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:49,893
TWO LITTLE BOYS.

625
00:11:49,934 --> 00:11:51,602
SO I'M GONNA

626
00:11:49,934 --> 00:11:51,602
HAVE TO HANDLE THIS

627
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,604
HOW MY MOTHER HANDLED

628
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,604
MY TWO BROTHERS.

629
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:56,733
IT'S EITHER YOU TWO

630
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:56,733
WORK THIS OUT...

631
00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,611
OR YOU KILL EACH OTHER.

632
00:12:03,948 --> 00:12:06,617
WHEN REEFER MADNESS

633
00:12:03,948 --> 00:12:06,617
RAISED HIS OFFER,

634
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:07,994
WE INVITED

635
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:07,994
THE THOMPSONS OVER

636
00:12:08,036 --> 00:12:10,121
TO TRY TO CONVINCE THEM

637
00:12:08,036 --> 00:12:10,121
TO RAISE THEIRS.

638
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,248
WE WANTED TO SHOW THEM

639
00:12:11,289 --> 00:12:12,623
THAT THE BEST THING

640
00:12:11,289 --> 00:12:12,623
ABOUT THAT HOUSE

641
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,459
IS ITS LOCATION.

642
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,086
IT'S DUNPHY-ADJACENT.

643
00:12:17,295 --> 00:12:18,629
THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN.

644
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,131
WE'LL HEAR

645
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,131
FROM YOU SOON, HUH?

646
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,217
YOU SURE WILL.

647
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,217
SOONER THAN YOU THINK.

648
00:12:22,259 --> 00:12:23,468
ALL RIGHT.

649
00:12:22,259 --> 00:12:23,468
OKAY, BYE.

650
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:24,802
DRIVE SAFE.

651
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:24,802
SEE YA.

652
00:12:25,887 --> 00:12:27,431
NAILED IT.

653
00:12:25,887 --> 00:12:27,431
OH!

654
00:12:27,472 --> 00:12:28,515
ARE THEY GONE?

655
00:12:28,557 --> 00:12:30,267
THEY ARE,

656
00:12:28,557 --> 00:12:30,267
BUT DON'T YOU WORRY.

657
00:12:30,308 --> 00:12:31,809
WE ARE GONNA SEE A LOT MORE

658
00:12:30,308 --> 00:12:31,809
OF THOSE TWO SOON.

659
00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:33,644
OH, AND HEARING FROM THEM

660
00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:33,644
EVEN SOONER.

661
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,021
IT LOOKS LIKE

662
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,021
SOMEONE DIDN'T GET

663
00:12:35,063 --> 00:12:36,523
THEIR "PHIL" OF DUNPHY.

664
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:39,317
NO.

665
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,651
WHAT?

666
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:41,861
THEY PULLED

667
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:41,861
THEIR OFFER.

668
00:12:41,903 --> 00:12:43,154
WHY?

669
00:12:41,903 --> 00:12:43,154
WHAT HAPPENED?

670
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,073
YOU PERVS PROBABLY

671
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,073
FREAKED 'EM OUT.

672
00:12:45,115 --> 00:12:46,366
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

673
00:12:45,115 --> 00:12:46,366
"PERVS"?

674
00:12:46,408 --> 00:12:47,658
IT'S SHORT FOR

675
00:12:46,408 --> 00:12:47,658
PERVERTS.

676
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,453
YOU GUYS WERE THROWING

677
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,453
YOURSELVES AT THEM

678
00:12:49,494 --> 00:12:50,703
ALL NIGHT LONG.

679
00:12:50,745 --> 00:12:52,705
WHAT CAN I SAY?

680
00:12:50,745 --> 00:12:52,705
THAT'S SHOE BUSINESS.

681
00:12:52,747 --> 00:12:54,541
OH.

682
00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:57,043
WHOA, NO GUNS ALLOWED

683
00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:57,043
IN THIS HOUSE.

684
00:12:57,961 --> 00:12:59,670
LET'S OFF THAT TOP,

685
00:12:57,961 --> 00:12:59,670
LISA.

686
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:02,299
LET'S

687
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:02,299
LET'S TOP THAT OFF, LISA.

688
00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:03,841
PHIL.

689
00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:05,302
SO, THIS HAS BEEN FUN.

690
00:13:05,343 --> 00:13:07,678
IT'LL BE EVEN MORE FUN

691
00:13:05,343 --> 00:13:07,678
WHEN YOU GUYS MOVE IN.

692
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,847
WELL, EVEN IF WE RAISE

693
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,847
OUR OFFER,

694
00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:11,682
WHO KNOWS

695
00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:11,682
IF WE'LL GET THE HOUSE?

696
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:12,934
FORTUNATELY,

697
00:13:12,976 --> 00:13:14,936
YOU ARE GETTING INTO BED

698
00:13:12,976 --> 00:13:14,936
WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE.

699
00:13:14,978 --> 00:13:17,314
NOTHING INAPPROPRIATE,

700
00:13:14,978 --> 00:13:17,314
OF COURSE.

701
00:13:17,355 --> 00:13:18,189
WINK, WINK.

702
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,690
BUT JUST SO

703
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,690
THERE'S NO MISUNDERSTANDING,

704
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,401
WE WANT YOU.

705
00:13:24,946 --> 00:13:26,323
WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP US?

706
00:13:26,364 --> 00:13:27,698
HEY, I DON'T KNOW

707
00:13:26,364 --> 00:13:27,698
WHAT YOU GUYS ARE INTO.

708
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,618
OH, MY GOD.

709
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,618
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

710
00:13:29,658 --> 00:13:30,701
OH, RELAX.

711
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:31,995
I'M SURE YOU GUYS

712
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:31,995
WILL FIND A COUPLE

713
00:13:32,036 --> 00:13:33,330
THAT WANTS TO GET

714
00:13:32,036 --> 00:13:33,330
WITH YOU.

715
00:13:42,839 --> 00:13:45,300
I'M HERE BECAUSE SHE SAYS

716
00:13:42,839 --> 00:13:45,300
YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE.

717
00:13:45,342 --> 00:13:47,385
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT OWES

718
00:13:45,342 --> 00:13:47,385
THE APOLOGY TO ME.

719
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:48,303
OH, YEAH?

720
00:13:48,345 --> 00:13:49,720
ClosetCon, 1998.

721
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,139
YOU SABOTAGED MY BOOTH.

722
00:13:51,181 --> 00:13:53,141
THAT THING COLLAPSED

723
00:13:51,181 --> 00:13:53,141
BECAUSE IT WAS CHEAP

724
00:13:53,183 --> 00:13:55,435
AND BOUGHT IN THE ORIENT ...

725
00:13:53,183 --> 00:13:55,435
LIKE YOUR WIFE.

726
00:13:55,477 --> 00:13:57,437
HOW MANY TIMES

727
00:13:55,477 --> 00:13:57,437
DO I HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE ...

728
00:13:57,479 --> 00:13:58,729
YOU ONLY PAY

729
00:13:57,479 --> 00:13:58,729
FOR THE MEETING.

730
00:13:58,771 --> 00:13:59,981
THE FEELINGS

731
00:13:58,771 --> 00:13:59,981
HAVE TO BE REAL!

732
00:14:00,023 --> 00:14:01,941
JUST KEEP YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER

733
00:14:00,023 --> 00:14:01,941
OUT OF MY HOUSE.

734
00:14:01,983 --> 00:14:04,735
FOR ALL I KNOW, YOU SENT HER

735
00:14:01,983 --> 00:14:04,735
OVER THERE TO SPY ON ME!

736
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,737
SOPHIE?

737
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,737
WHAT IS SHE DOING AT YOUR HOUSE?

738
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,031
DATING MY KID.

739
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,031
MITCHELL?

740
00:14:08,072 --> 00:14:09,616
HE'S GOT TO BE

741
00:14:08,072 --> 00:14:09,616
40 YEARS OLD.

742
00:14:09,658 --> 00:14:11,951
AND DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ...

743
00:14:09,658 --> 00:14:11,951
OH, I GET TO DO THIS.

744
00:14:11,993 --> 00:14:13,620
MITCHELL IS GAY.

745
00:14:13,662 --> 00:14:14,579
SHUT UP.

746
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,499
MY STEPSON, MANNY.

747
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,751
SHE'S DATING ONE OF YOU?

748
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,753
MY LITTLE, SWEET SOPHIE?

749
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,172
THAT'S RIGHT.

750
00:14:24,214 --> 00:14:27,592
MY BOY'S DATING HER.

751
00:14:24,214 --> 00:14:27,592
HE'S DATING HER REAL GOOD.

752
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,802
WELL, I'M GONNA PUT

753
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,802
AN END TO IT.

754
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,802
GREAT IDEA, EARL.

755
00:14:29,844 --> 00:14:31,762
'CAUSE GIRLS LOVE TO TAKE ADVICE

756
00:14:29,844 --> 00:14:31,762
FROM THEIR GRANDFATHERS

757
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,014
ABOUT BOYS.

758
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,267
I BANGED YOUR EX-WIFE!

759
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:40,104
IF YOU BANGED DEDE,

760
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:40,104
I DO OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.

761
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:44,359
LILY, IT'S DADDIES.

762
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:44,359
CAN WE TALK TO YOU?

763
00:14:44,401 --> 00:14:46,777
ALL RIGHT.

764
00:14:44,401 --> 00:14:46,777
WHERE'S THE SPIDER?

765
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:47,862
NO, NO, NO,

766
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:47,862
IT'S ... IT'S NOT THAT.

767
00:14:47,904 --> 00:14:49,780
NOW, LISTEN,

768
00:14:47,904 --> 00:14:49,780
WE HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS.

769
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,824
WE ... WE KNOW YOU'VE BEEN

770
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,824
STRESSED OUT AT SCHOOL,

771
00:14:51,866 --> 00:14:53,784
SO DADDY AND I

772
00:14:51,866 --> 00:14:53,784
WENT DOWN THERE TODAY,

773
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,286
AND WE GOT YOU

774
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,286
INTO...

775
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:56,996
MISS SPARROW'S CLASS!

776
00:14:57,038 --> 00:14:58,998
REALLY?

777
00:14:57,038 --> 00:14:58,998
I THOUGHT

778
00:14:57,038 --> 00:14:58,998
YOU WERE SETTING ME UP.

779
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,084
BUT I WANT TO STAY

780
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,084
WITH MRS. PLANK.

781
00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:04,962
BUT WHY? MISS ... MISS SPARROW'S

782
00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:04,962
SO FUN AND CREATIVE.

783
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,673
YEAH, TODAY,

784
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,673
SHE GAVE US YARN,

785
00:15:06,715 --> 00:15:08,007
AND WE DID

786
00:15:06,715 --> 00:15:08,007
WHATEVER WE WANTED.

787
00:15:08,049 --> 00:15:10,093
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY

788
00:15:08,049 --> 00:15:10,093
WITH YARN.

789
00:15:10,134 --> 00:15:12,262
I WANT TO READ

790
00:15:10,134 --> 00:15:12,262
AND LEARN MATH.

791
00:15:12,303 --> 00:15:13,096
WE DO MATH.

792
00:15:13,137 --> 00:15:15,098
REALLY?

793
00:15:13,137 --> 00:15:15,098
WHAT'S 2 PLUS 7?

794
00:15:15,139 --> 00:15:16,015
27.

795
00:15:16,057 --> 00:15:17,434
NO. NO, IT'S 9.

796
00:15:17,475 --> 00:15:19,810
BUT THAT'S AN HONEST

797
00:15:17,475 --> 00:15:19,810
MISTAKE, SWEETHEART.

798
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:21,688
OKAY, WHAT DOES

799
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:21,688
BLUE AND YELLOW MAKE?

800
00:15:21,730 --> 00:15:23,064
BLELLOW.

801
00:15:23,106 --> 00:15:24,691
HMM.

802
00:15:24,733 --> 00:15:26,817
YOU NEED TO FIX THIS.

803
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,695
I COULD NOT SLEEP

804
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,695
ALL NIGHT

805
00:15:28,737 --> 00:15:30,697
THINKING ABOUT

806
00:15:28,737 --> 00:15:30,697
THOSE OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE

807
00:15:30,739 --> 00:15:31,822
LIVING NEXT DOOR TO US.

808
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,116
ESPECIALLY THAT BOY

809
00:15:33,157 --> 00:15:34,451
WITH THE RIPPED JEANS

810
00:15:33,157 --> 00:15:34,451
AND THE LONG HAIR

811
00:15:34,492 --> 00:15:36,035
AND THOSE BLUE EYES

812
00:15:34,492 --> 00:15:36,035
WHO CALLED ME HOT.

813
00:15:36,077 --> 00:15:38,913
ME? HOT? WHAT?

814
00:15:38,955 --> 00:15:42,459
PHIL, YOU KNOW A BAD NEIGHBOR

815
00:15:38,955 --> 00:15:42,459
CAN RUIN YOUR WHOLE LIFE.

816
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:45,211
YOU REMEMBER MY FRIEND JULIET

817
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:45,211
FROM YOGA CLASS?

818
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:45,211
MNH-MNH.

819
00:15:45,253 --> 00:15:46,837
WE WENT TO HER BROTHER'S

820
00:15:45,253 --> 00:15:46,837
RESTAURANT.

821
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,506
ADULT BRACES.

822
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,506
NOPE.

823
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,507
BLACK.

824
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,134
JULIET. HOW IS SHE?

825
00:15:51,175 --> 00:15:52,302
MISERABLE.

826
00:15:52,343 --> 00:15:54,053
THESE AWFUL PEOPLE

827
00:15:52,343 --> 00:15:54,053
MOVED IN NEXT DOOR TO HER,

828
00:15:54,095 --> 00:15:55,846
AND SHE FEELS LIKE

829
00:15:54,095 --> 00:15:55,846
SHE'S TRAPPED IN HER HOUSE.

830
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,348
SHE HAS TO RUN TO HER CAR

831
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,348
EVERY MORNING.

832
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,100
THAT EXPLAINS

833
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,100
THOSE CALVES.

834
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,100
PHIL.

835
00:15:59,142 --> 00:16:00,644
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED

836
00:15:59,142 --> 00:16:00,644
TO DO?

837
00:16:00,685 --> 00:16:02,646
I HAVE ONE OFFER,

838
00:16:00,685 --> 00:16:02,646
AND IT'S WAY ABOVE ASKING.

839
00:16:02,687 --> 00:16:03,647
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

840
00:16:03,688 --> 00:16:04,855
MAYBE, ISN'T IT POSSIBLE

841
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:07,066
THAT JERRY NEVER EVEN SEES

842
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:07,066
THIS OFFER?

843
00:16:07,108 --> 00:16:09,235
THINGS DO GO MISSING

844
00:16:07,108 --> 00:16:09,235
ALL THE TIME.

845
00:16:09,277 --> 00:16:11,862
I'M LEGALLY BOUND

846
00:16:09,277 --> 00:16:11,862
TO PRESENT ALL OFFERS.

847
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,864
WINK, WINK.

848
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,864
STOP DOING THAT.

849
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:15,283
WITHHOLDING INFORMATION

850
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:15,283
WOULD BE A VIOLATION

851
00:16:15,325 --> 00:16:17,494
OF THE REALTOR'S OATH.

852
00:16:15,325 --> 00:16:17,494
WHICH YOU WROTE.

853
00:16:17,535 --> 00:16:18,953
WELL, I ALSO WROTE

854
00:16:17,535 --> 00:16:18,953
MY OWN WEDDING VOWS.

855
00:16:18,995 --> 00:16:20,871
I GUESS

856
00:16:18,995 --> 00:16:20,871
I SHOULD BREAK THOSE, TOO?

857
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:21,914
PHIL.

858
00:16:21,956 --> 00:16:23,166
WHAT AM I SAYING?

859
00:16:23,207 --> 00:16:25,543
I'LL NEVER SEND YOU TO BED

860
00:16:23,207 --> 00:16:25,543
WITHOUT A HUG.

861
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,877
MMM.

862
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:27,878
MANNY UP YET?

863
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,255
HE'S GETTING DRESSED.

864
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,255
WHY?

865
00:16:29,297 --> 00:16:30,881
HE WAS ASLEEP

866
00:16:29,297 --> 00:16:30,881
WHEN I GOT HOME LAST NIGHT.

867
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,134
I WANT TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT

868
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,134
THE SOPHIE-EARL SITUATION.

869
00:16:33,176 --> 00:16:35,052
ARE YOU GOING TO START

870
00:16:33,176 --> 00:16:35,052
AGAIN?

871
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:38,264
I AM TIRED OF HEARING YOU RANT

872
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:38,264
ABOUT THE CRAZY CLOSET WORLD.

873
00:16:38,306 --> 00:16:40,391
WHY WOULD I RANT

874
00:16:38,306 --> 00:16:40,391
ABOUT CRAZY CLOSET WORLD?

875
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,186
THOSE LUNATICS PRICED THEMSELVES

876
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,186
OUT OF BUSINESS YEARS AGO.

877
00:16:43,227 --> 00:16:44,312
MANNY?

878
00:16:44,354 --> 00:16:45,938
TWO MINUTES!

879
00:16:44,354 --> 00:16:45,938
I'M FIXING MY COSTUME!

880
00:16:47,732 --> 00:16:50,193
IF HE WANTS TO DATE THIS GIRL,

881
00:16:47,732 --> 00:16:50,193
IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

882
00:16:50,234 --> 00:16:52,903
THAT'S EXACTLY

883
00:16:50,234 --> 00:16:52,903
WHAT I WAS GONNA TELL HIM.

884
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,905
WHERE'S JAY?

885
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,366
WHAT THE HELL

886
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,366
ARE YOU DOING HERE?

887
00:16:56,407 --> 00:16:58,909
THIS THING BETWEEN US

888
00:16:56,407 --> 00:16:58,909
IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL.

889
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,411
WE GOT TO PUT AN END TO IT

890
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,411
RIGHT NOW.

891
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,789
AS LONG AS YOU OWN UP

892
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,789
TO WHAT YOU DID 30 YEARS AGO.

893
00:17:02,831 --> 00:17:04,374
IF APOLOGIZING

894
00:17:04,415 --> 00:17:06,626
IS GONNA KEEP YOUR NO-GOOD SON

895
00:17:04,415 --> 00:17:06,626
AWAY FROM MY SOPHIE, THEN ...

896
00:17:06,668 --> 00:17:07,918
HE'S NOT A NO-GOOD!

897
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,921
YES, HE IS.

898
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,921
HE'S A WALKING HORMONE.

899
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,841
NOW, LET'S HEAR

900
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,841
THIS APOLOGY.

901
00:17:12,882 --> 00:17:14,592
FINE.

902
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,845
I WAS UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE

903
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,845
BACK THEN,

904
00:17:16,886 --> 00:17:17,970
AND I GUESS I SHOULD ...

905
00:17:18,012 --> 00:17:20,390
OKAY, KEEP IN MIND

906
00:17:18,012 --> 00:17:20,390
I'M NOT IN MAKEUP YET,

907
00:17:20,431 --> 00:17:22,933
BUT DO THESE SANDALS

908
00:17:20,431 --> 00:17:22,933
MAKE MY LEGS LOOK THICK?

909
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:25,019
'CAUSE I ... I COULD LOWER

910
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:25,019
THE HEM.

911
00:17:25,061 --> 00:17:26,020
AW, GEEZ.

912
00:17:26,062 --> 00:17:27,313
WHO'S THAT?

913
00:17:27,355 --> 00:17:28,606
THAT'S, UH,

914
00:17:27,355 --> 00:17:28,606
THE MAID'S SON.

915
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:29,816
NOT NOW, GOMEZ!

916
00:17:29,858 --> 00:17:30,817
JAY,

917
00:17:29,858 --> 00:17:30,817
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

918
00:17:30,859 --> 00:17:32,235
LETTING THE MAN SPEAK!

919
00:17:32,276 --> 00:17:34,404
I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW

920
00:17:32,276 --> 00:17:34,404
WE HAD ANY COMPANY.

921
00:17:34,445 --> 00:17:35,822
HI. I'M MANNY.

922
00:17:35,864 --> 00:17:36,947
YOU'RE MANNY?

923
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,032
YOU SAID YOU WERE

924
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,032
UNDER PRESSURE...

925
00:17:38,074 --> 00:17:39,868
THIS IS THE BIG STUD

926
00:17:39,909 --> 00:17:41,828
WHO'S BEEN GROPING

927
00:17:39,909 --> 00:17:41,828
AT MY SOPHIE?

928
00:17:41,870 --> 00:17:42,953
SIR, I PROMISE YOU

929
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,997
THERE'S NOTHING UNTOWARD

930
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,997
BETWEEN ME AND SOPHIE.

931
00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:49,960
YOU KNOW WHAT, KID?

932
00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:49,960
I BELIEVE YOU.

933
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,589
AND YOU SHOULD.

934
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,589
HE'S THE SWEETEST BOY

935
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,589
IN THE WHOLE WORLD!

936
00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:53,964
NO, HE'S NOT!

937
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,175
PRITCHETT, I WISH I HAD

938
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,175
A NUMBER-10 MIRROR

939
00:17:56,217 --> 00:17:58,553
SO YOU COULD SEE THE LOOK

940
00:17:56,217 --> 00:17:58,553
ON YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW.

941
00:17:58,595 --> 00:18:00,680
HEY, THIS IS NICE.

942
00:18:00,722 --> 00:18:04,434
I THINK I AM GONNA CALL IT

943
00:18:00,722 --> 00:18:04,434
THE "SOCK 'N' ROLL."

944
00:18:04,475 --> 00:18:05,184
THE HELL YOU ARE.

945
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,979
DAMN!

946
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,979
THAT'S A GOOD NAME.

947
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,981
HEY, PHIL.

948
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,981
COME ON IN.

949
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,983
HEY, JERRY.

950
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,569
WELL,

951
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,569
LOOK AT THIS BACHELOR PAD.

952
00:18:14,611 --> 00:18:15,570
YEAH.

953
00:18:15,612 --> 00:18:17,238
AND WHAT A FUN NEIGHBORHOOD

954
00:18:15,612 --> 00:18:17,238
YOU LIVE IN.

955
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:18,989
H-HEY, YOU LOCKED UP YOUR CAR,

956
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:18,989
RIGHT?

957
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,658
I DEFINITELY DID, YEAH.

958
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,658
GOOD.

959
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,076
HEY,

960
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,076
YOU WANT SOME TEA?

961
00:18:22,118 --> 00:18:23,578
THIS IS MY ONLY POT,

962
00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:25,705
SO IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE

963
00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:25,705
MACARONI-AND-CHEESY.

964
00:18:25,747 --> 00:18:27,206
I'M GOOD.

965
00:18:25,747 --> 00:18:27,206
I'M CUTTING CARBS.

966
00:18:27,248 --> 00:18:30,627
SO, DID YOU, UH, GET A CHANCE

967
00:18:27,248 --> 00:18:30,627
TO LOOK OVER THAT OFFER?

968
00:18:30,668 --> 00:18:31,586
YEAH, IT'S GREAT.

969
00:18:31,628 --> 00:18:34,004
I CAN FINALLY MOVE

970
00:18:31,628 --> 00:18:34,004
INTO A BETTER PLACE,

971
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:37,007
MAYBE GET THAT COLONOSCOPY

972
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:37,007
MY DOCTOR'S BEEN PUSHING FOR.

973
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,301
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU

974
00:18:38,342 --> 00:18:40,010
THERE'S AN EVEN BETTER OFFER

975
00:18:38,342 --> 00:18:40,010
COMING?

976
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,930
THERE IS?

977
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,930
THERE SURE MIGHT BE!

978
00:18:41,971 --> 00:18:44,223
TOMORROW, SOMEONE COULD SHOW UP

979
00:18:41,971 --> 00:18:44,223
AND OFFER WAY MORE.

980
00:18:44,265 --> 00:18:47,059
BUT, PHIL,

981
00:18:44,265 --> 00:18:47,059
THIS IS ABOVE ASKING.

982
00:18:47,101 --> 00:18:48,686
WHY DON'T YOU WANT ME

983
00:18:47,101 --> 00:18:48,686
TO TAKE IT?

984
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,188
OH, JUST A BAD FEELING.

985
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,607
ARE YOU NOT TELLING ME

986
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,607
SOMETHING?

987
00:18:52,649 --> 00:18:55,526
NOPE, THAT'S JUST

988
00:18:52,649 --> 00:18:55,526
THE F... THE BAD FEELING.

989
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,111
GOOD,

990
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,111
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE

991
00:18:57,153 --> 00:18:59,113
I CAN TRUST THESE DAYS.

992
00:18:57,153 --> 00:18:59,113
DAMN IT!

993
00:18:59,155 --> 00:19:02,032
THESE NEW BUYERS JUST SEEM LIKE

994
00:18:59,155 --> 00:19:02,032
TERRIBLE PEOPLE.

995
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,494
I KNOW IT'S SELFISH,

996
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,494
BUT WE JUST ...

997
00:19:04,535 --> 00:19:06,454
WE DON'T WANT THEM

998
00:19:04,535 --> 00:19:06,454
LIVING NEXT DOOR TO US.

999
00:19:06,496 --> 00:19:08,080
NO, I GET IT.

1000
00:19:08,122 --> 00:19:09,707
THE GUYS ON THE OTHER SIDE

1001
00:19:08,122 --> 00:19:09,707
OF THIS WALL,

1002
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,042
THEY LIKE TO GET DRUNK

1003
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,042
AND PLAY WITH THEIR NAIL GUN.

1004
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:14,629
OH, THAT'S... CRAZY.

1005
00:19:14,671 --> 00:19:16,046
LISTEN, PHIL.

1006
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,967
YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A GREAT

1007
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,967
NEIGHBOR AND A GOOD FRIEND.

1008
00:19:19,008 --> 00:19:21,845
I THINK I CAN HOLD OUT

1009
00:19:19,008 --> 00:19:21,845
A LITTLE LONGER ON THE OFFER.

1010
00:19:21,886 --> 00:19:22,846
ARE YOU SURE?

1011
00:19:22,887 --> 00:19:24,138
YEAH.

1012
00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:27,057
I THINK OF THIS OLD PICKLE JAR

1013
00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:27,057
AS BEING HALF FULL.

1014
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,267
HOT! AAH!

1015
00:19:28,309 --> 00:19:29,477
OH!

1016
00:19:29,519 --> 00:19:31,688
OHH.

1017
00:19:31,729 --> 00:19:33,481
I CAN'T HAVE

1018
00:19:31,729 --> 00:19:33,481
ANYTHING NICE.

1019
00:19:33,523 --> 00:19:34,983
NOT THE WALL!

1020
00:19:35,024 --> 00:19:36,567
OW!

1021
00:19:38,528 --> 00:19:42,490
ON MY HONOR, I PROMISE TO AID

1022
00:19:38,528 --> 00:19:42,490
IN MAN'S QUEST FOR SHELTER,

1023
00:19:42,532 --> 00:19:45,869
TO RECOGNIZE I'M NOT JUST

1024
00:19:42,532 --> 00:19:45,869
IN THE BUSINESS OF HOUSES ...

1025
00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:49,079
I'M IN THE BUSINESS OF DREAMS

1026
00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:49,079
IN THE SHAPE OF HOUSES.

1027
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,708
HEY!

1028
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,708
CAREFUL WITH THAT!

1029
00:19:51,749 --> 00:19:52,667
IT'S ART.

1030
00:19:52,709 --> 00:19:54,711
I CAN'T BELIEVE

1031
00:19:52,709 --> 00:19:54,711
THIS IS HAPPENING.

1032
00:19:54,752 --> 00:19:56,004
WHO KNOWS?

1033
00:19:56,045 --> 00:19:57,087
MAYBE WE'LL END UP

1034
00:19:56,045 --> 00:19:57,087
LOVING 'EM.

1035
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,715
YEAH. MAYBE.

1036
00:19:58,756 --> 00:20:01,258
TO DISCLOSE

1037
00:19:58,756 --> 00:20:01,258
ALL ILLEGAL ADDITIONS,

1038
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:05,179
SHODDY CONSTRUCTION, MURDERS,

1039
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:05,179
AND GHOSTS...

1040
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,473
ARE WE WRONG

1041
00:20:07,515 --> 00:20:11,101
OR IS THERE SOME TENSION

1042
00:20:07,515 --> 00:20:11,101
BETWEEN THE FOUR OF US?

1043
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:14,104
WOW.

1044
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:14,104
UH, MAYBE A LITTLE.

1045
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,982
YEAH.

1046
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,982
MAYBE A LITTLE.

1047
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:18,275
I TOLD YA.

1048
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:18,275
YEAH.

1049
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:21,111
ALL RIGHT.

1050
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:21,111
WELL...

1051
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,113
WE'RE UP FOR IT

1052
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,113
WHENEVER YOU ARE.

1053
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,448
WINK, WINK.

1054
00:20:26,784 --> 00:20:29,913
AND TO PUT MY CLIENTS' NEEDS

1055
00:20:26,784 --> 00:20:29,913
BEFORE MY OWN.

1056
00:20:29,954 --> 00:20:32,164
AND MINE.

1057
00:20:32,206 --> 00:20:33,499
SOMEONE NEEDS

1058
00:20:32,206 --> 00:20:33,499
HER BEDTIME HUG EARLY.

1059
00:20:33,541 --> 00:20:35,543
MNH-MNH.

1060
00:20:33,541 --> 00:20:35,543
YEP. COME HERE.

1061
00:20:40,256 --> 00:20:41,758
HI, MS. PLANK.

1062
00:20:40,256 --> 00:20:41,758
HEY, MS. PLANK.

1063
00:20:41,799 --> 00:20:45,053
WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T

1064
00:20:41,799 --> 00:20:45,053
MARY ANN AND GINGER.

1065
00:20:45,094 --> 00:20:47,137
THAT'S HILARIOUS.

1066
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,138
OKAY.

1067
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,138
'CAUSE ...

1068
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,725
YEAH. OH.

1069
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,725
OH, THAT'S FUNNY.

1070
00:20:50,767 --> 00:20:51,642
AND WHILE

1071
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,019
WHILE WE'RE LAUGHING

1072
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,019
ABOUT THINGS,

1073
00:20:53,061 --> 00:20:54,604
UH, THIS IS FUNNY,

1074
00:20:53,061 --> 00:20:54,604
TOO.

1075
00:20:54,645 --> 00:20:56,188
IT SEEMS THAT WE FORGOT

1076
00:20:54,645 --> 00:20:56,188
TO TALK TO LILY

1077
00:20:56,230 --> 00:20:57,732
BEFORE COMING IN

1078
00:20:56,230 --> 00:20:57,732
TO SEE YOU.

1079
00:20:57,774 --> 00:21:01,819
AND ... AND SHE MADE IT

1080
00:20:57,774 --> 00:21:01,819
VERY CLEAR IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS

1081
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,153
THAT SHE LOVES YOU,

1082
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,155
AND SHE WANTS TO STAY

1083
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,155
IN YOUR CLASS.

1084
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:07,033
HOW ... HOW GREAT IS THAT?

1085
00:21:07,075 --> 00:21:08,367
YEAH.

1086
00:21:08,409 --> 00:21:10,036
I WILL TAKE LILY BACK...

1087
00:21:10,078 --> 00:21:11,161
WHEW!

1088
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:13,081
IF YOU ARE ABLE TO TELL ME

1089
00:21:13,122 --> 00:21:14,582
THE OBJECT OF THIS SENTENCE ...

1090
00:21:14,624 --> 00:21:15,750
OH, GOSH.

1091
00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:19,003
"LILY'S PARENTS WERE WRONG

1092
00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:19,003
ABOUT MRS. PLANK."

1093
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:20,337
DO YOU KNOW IT?

1094
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:24,341
I ... I ... I THINK THAT

1095
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:24,341
THE OBJECT IS TO HUMILIATE US?

1096
00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:26,176
CORRECT. SEE?

1097
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:27,177
OH.

1098
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:28,805
I CAN TEACH ANYBODY.

1099
00:21:28,846 --> 00:21:31,057
Okay.

1100
00:21:34,102 --> 00:21:37,105
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