1 00:00:03,270 --> 00:00:04,645 IN THE HALLWAY! 2 00:00:04,687 --> 00:00:06,064 IT'S A BIRD! 3 00:00:04,687 --> 00:00:06,064 IT'S A PLANE! 4 00:00:06,106 --> 00:00:08,483 IT'S SUPER-OUT-OF-BREATH. 5 00:00:08,525 --> 00:00:10,651 TO YOU, TOO. 6 00:00:08,525 --> 00:00:10,651 I'M SORRY. 7 00:00:08,525 --> 00:00:10,651 I'M JUST ... 8 00:00:10,693 --> 00:00:12,862 I'M REALLY NERVOUS ABOUT 9 00:00:12,904 --> 00:00:14,822 Is it because you've lost 10 00:00:12,904 --> 00:00:14,822 three cases in a row? 11 00:00:14,864 --> 00:00:17,033 Whispering it doesn't make it 12 00:00:14,864 --> 00:00:17,033 any less painful. 13 00:00:17,075 --> 00:00:18,243 Sorry. 14 00:00:17,075 --> 00:00:18,243 Okay. 15 00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:19,660 NO, IT'S JUST 16 00:00:19,702 --> 00:00:22,122 IT'S SO HARD TO HOLD 17 00:00:19,702 --> 00:00:22,122 THE JURY'S ATTENTION. 18 00:00:22,163 --> 00:00:23,831 TO RUN YOUR ARGUMENT BY ME? 19 00:00:23,873 --> 00:00:24,832 COULD I? 20 00:00:24,874 --> 00:00:26,667 UM, OKAY: 21 00:00:32,715 --> 00:00:34,301 AND I'VE ALREADY 22 00:00:34,342 --> 00:00:37,512 NO. 23 00:00:34,342 --> 00:00:37,512 BECAUSE IT'S HALLOWEEN, 24 00:00:37,554 --> 00:00:39,680 IN THE COURTROOM? 25 00:00:39,722 --> 00:00:41,682 "HEY, I'M PLAYFUL." 26 00:00:42,725 --> 00:00:43,977 CAM, I'M AN ATTORNEY, 27 00:00:45,728 --> 00:00:46,980 I'M READY. 28 00:00:47,021 --> 00:00:49,399 THERE'S WALDO! 29 00:00:49,441 --> 00:00:51,610 I THINK I'M GONNA WIN 30 00:00:51,650 --> 00:00:53,778 IT'S NOT IMPORTANT IF YOU WIN. 31 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:55,696 IT'S JUST FOR FUN. 32 00:00:55,738 --> 00:00:56,990 BUT IT'S MORE FUN 33 00:00:57,031 --> 00:00:58,492 No offense, Daddy. 34 00:00:58,533 --> 00:01:00,201 LILY'S BEEN 35 00:01:00,243 --> 00:01:01,869 THAT SHE'S FEELING 36 00:01:01,911 --> 00:01:03,913 I THINK IT'S BECAUSE 37 00:01:03,955 --> 00:01:05,706 THAT'S WHY I WENT ALL OUT 38 00:01:05,748 --> 00:01:08,001 IT IS. 39 00:01:08,042 --> 00:01:09,628 THAT LITTLE GUY? 40 00:01:09,669 --> 00:01:11,004 COME ON. 41 00:01:16,134 --> 00:01:17,718 IT'S CRAZY. 42 00:01:19,346 --> 00:01:22,015 TO HIM. 43 00:01:22,056 --> 00:01:23,975 WHERE IS THE LITTLE GUY? 44 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:25,101 HE'S RIGHT THERE. 45 00:01:27,270 --> 00:01:28,729 LET'S TRY THESE. 46 00:01:42,952 --> 00:01:44,745 OKAY: 47 00:01:44,787 --> 00:01:48,041 MY COSTUME FOR TONIGHT? 48 00:01:49,292 --> 00:01:51,752 AY, THANK YOU: 49 00:01:51,794 --> 00:01:53,380 A PRINCE? 50 00:01:53,421 --> 00:01:54,755 OF A CROWN ALL NIGHT? 51 00:01:54,797 --> 00:01:56,132 NO, YOU'RE SHREK, 52 00:01:56,174 --> 00:01:57,676 THAT BIG GREEN THING? 53 00:01:57,717 --> 00:01:59,260 NAH, I DON'T WANT 54 00:02:01,471 --> 00:02:03,931 NO. YOU JUST NEED TO PAINT 55 00:02:01,471 --> 00:02:03,931 AND THAT'S IT. 56 00:02:08,978 --> 00:02:10,771 YOU'RE BEAUTY, 57 00:02:08,978 --> 00:02:10,771 I'M THE BEAST. 58 00:02:10,813 --> 00:02:13,483 YOU'RE BEYONCé, 59 00:02:10,813 --> 00:02:13,483 I'M... THAT GUY. 60 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:20,865 I'M GETTING MY OWN COSTUME, 61 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:22,659 AND IT'S GONNA BE 62 00:02:25,203 --> 00:02:27,747 YOU KNOW THAT THAT'S WHAT MITCH 63 00:02:25,203 --> 00:02:27,747 RIGHT? 64 00:02:30,041 --> 00:02:31,792 OW! DAMN IT! 65 00:02:30,041 --> 00:02:31,792 I CUT MY FINGER! 66 00:02:31,834 --> 00:02:33,794 HA HA. 67 00:02:33,836 --> 00:02:35,796 NO, REALLY : 68 00:02:33,836 --> 00:02:35,796 LOOK! 69 00:02:35,838 --> 00:02:37,173 WOW. 70 00:02:37,215 --> 00:02:38,383 WHAT'D YOU USE 71 00:02:37,215 --> 00:02:38,383 TO MAKE THE BLOOD? 72 00:02:38,425 --> 00:02:40,385 I'M ACTUALLY HURT. 73 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:42,220 OOH! 74 00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:43,888 I'M IMPRESSED. 75 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:45,973 CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE GOT TO 76 00:02:46,015 --> 00:02:47,183 THIS BLOWS! 77 00:02:46,015 --> 00:02:47,183 DON'T WORRY. 78 00:02:48,851 --> 00:02:50,311 AwesomeLand 79 00:02:50,353 --> 00:02:51,979 CLAIRE'S BUSY WITH WORK 80 00:02:52,021 --> 00:02:54,315 SO I'M TAKING OVER 81 00:02:54,357 --> 00:02:56,817 MY THEME IS AwesomeLand. 82 00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:00,905 IT'S A PRETTY BIG 83 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:03,241 OOH! 84 00:03:06,286 --> 00:03:07,912 HALLOWEEN HAS TO BE SCARY? 85 00:03:10,789 --> 00:03:12,751 SOMETHING'S DYING. 86 00:03:14,502 --> 00:03:17,338 TO DELIVER CLOSING ARGUMENTS? 87 00:03:18,881 --> 00:03:20,258 LET'S GET ... 88 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,343 WHERE IS HOLLY? 89 00:03:30,477 --> 00:03:32,937 O- 90 00:03:39,193 --> 00:03:42,238 UH, 91 00:03:44,991 --> 00:03:46,367 UH, THE, UM... 92 00:03:52,206 --> 00:03:57,712 WERE NOW... 93 00:03:57,754 --> 00:03:59,339 SO, BECAUSE 94 00:03:59,380 --> 00:04:01,882 YOU'RE BASICALLY 95 00:04:01,924 --> 00:04:04,344 WE DON'T GET 96 00:04:01,924 --> 00:04:04,344 BUT IT'S FUN. 97 00:04:08,097 --> 00:04:09,974 AY, DIOS MíO: 98 00:04:08,097 --> 00:04:09,974 WHAT IS THIS? 99 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:12,477 WHAT'S UP, PRINCESS? 100 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:12,477 I'M PRINCE CHARMING. 101 00:04:17,315 --> 00:04:18,983 SHE DOESN'T CHASE HERSELF. 102 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:21,695 AH, I GET IT : 103 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:21,695 BECAUSE SHE'S A DOG. 104 00:04:25,948 --> 00:04:27,325 A WHOLE BUCKET FULL OF 'EM. 105 00:04:29,661 --> 00:04:31,954 AY, AND YOU LOOK 106 00:04:31,996 --> 00:04:34,499 IT'S LIKE THOSE PICTURES 107 00:04:35,958 --> 00:04:38,127 WHY DON'T WE PUT JOE DOWN 108 00:04:35,958 --> 00:04:38,127 FOR A NAP 109 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:42,131 I'M IN. 110 00:04:42,173 --> 00:04:43,174 Okay. 111 00:04:44,759 --> 00:04:45,926 HEY. I THOUGHT 112 00:04:45,968 --> 00:04:48,095 I DO, BUT I LEFT 113 00:04:48,137 --> 00:04:50,640 SO I DON'T THINK ABOUT STUFF. 114 00:04:50,682 --> 00:04:52,350 I'M SORRY, 115 00:04:50,682 --> 00:04:52,350 BUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 116 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:54,352 OHHH. 117 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:54,352 I DON'T THINK THAT FITS. 118 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:57,146 IT FITS IN AwesomeLand. 119 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:57,146 IT'S A MAGIC HAT. 120 00:04:57,188 --> 00:04:59,232 I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BUNNY 121 00:04:59,273 --> 00:05:01,818 MAYBE DANGLE AN EYEBALL? 122 00:05:01,860 --> 00:05:02,943 WHO HURT YOU? 123 00:05:02,985 --> 00:05:04,529 I'M KIDDING. 124 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:05,946 I KNOW IT'S JAY AND DEDE. 125 00:05:08,157 --> 00:05:09,576 MWAH! 126 00:05:08,157 --> 00:05:09,576 MWAH! 127 00:05:09,617 --> 00:05:11,327 OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 128 00:05:13,204 --> 00:05:14,873 HE DOES. 129 00:05:14,914 --> 00:05:16,999 OH. 130 00:05:22,004 --> 00:05:23,339 IT'S BEEN 131 00:05:23,381 --> 00:05:24,965 REALLY? 132 00:05:26,384 --> 00:05:27,594 I DON'T GET IT. 133 00:05:27,635 --> 00:05:29,262 WHAT'S SCARY 134 00:05:27,635 --> 00:05:29,262 ABOUT A GIANT CUPCAKE? 135 00:05:29,303 --> 00:05:30,971 WE'RE NOT DOING SCARY 136 00:05:31,013 --> 00:05:33,558 WE'RE DOING 137 00:05:35,017 --> 00:05:38,020 SO I JUST HOPE WE DON'T OFFEND 138 00:05:38,062 --> 00:05:39,980 WHAT CONTEST? 139 00:05:40,022 --> 00:05:41,982 OH, IT'S SOMETHING WE STARTED 140 00:05:42,024 --> 00:05:44,778 IF YOU'RE INTO IT, 141 00:05:46,945 --> 00:05:48,406 HMM. 142 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:50,991 I'D HAVE TO SEE 143 00:05:52,034 --> 00:05:53,077 YOU'RE NOT A COP ... 144 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:54,995 NO, FOR THE 12th TIME: 145 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:54,995 I'M NOT A COP. 146 00:05:55,037 --> 00:05:56,497 YOU ARE NOT 147 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:02,002 WHEN I'M IN CHARGE, 148 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:02,002 IT'S TERRIFYING. 149 00:06:02,044 --> 00:06:04,004 OOH. 150 00:06:04,046 --> 00:06:05,590 I'LL BET YOU GIVE 151 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:07,300 WITH THAT PIN THAT SAYS "BOO." 152 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:16,726 YOU DON'T KNOW 153 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:16,726 WHAT YOU'RE UP AGAINST. 154 00:06:16,768 --> 00:06:19,228 WE DON'T LET PREGGOS 155 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:32,450 TOO. 156 00:06:36,078 --> 00:06:38,080 I'M MEETING A FRIEND 157 00:06:38,122 --> 00:06:39,624 NO, YOU'RE NOT. NO. 158 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:41,041 YOU'RE HELPING ME 159 00:06:52,094 --> 00:06:53,429 OKAY! 160 00:06:52,094 --> 00:06:53,429 SAY "ARGH!" 161 00:06:53,471 --> 00:06:56,056 ONE, TWO, THREE! 162 00:06:53,471 --> 00:06:56,056 ARGH! 163 00:06:56,098 --> 00:06:57,642 OH, THAT'S GREAT. 164 00:06:57,684 --> 00:06:59,686 AND HOW ARE YOU TWO RELATED? 165 00:06:59,727 --> 00:07:01,437 UH, YOU KNOW WHAT : 166 00:07:01,479 --> 00:07:03,439 THERE'S NO WRONG WAY 167 00:07:01,479 --> 00:07:03,439 SO... 168 00:07:04,816 --> 00:07:06,567 HOW ARE 169 00:07:04,816 --> 00:07:06,567 YOUR COSTUMES RELATED? 170 00:07:06,609 --> 00:07:08,486 IT'S A PARENT/CHILD 171 00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:10,363 IT IS? 172 00:07:10,404 --> 00:07:11,572 THERE WAS A FLIER? 173 00:07:11,614 --> 00:07:13,240 DADDY! 174 00:07:13,282 --> 00:07:15,075 YOUR COSTUME WAS ALL WRONG! 175 00:07:15,117 --> 00:07:16,285 O-HEY, DON'T PANIC. 176 00:07:16,327 --> 00:07:18,078 THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME 177 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:20,080 IN "WHERE'S WALDO?" 178 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:22,750 OKAY! 179 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:22,750 THAT'LL BE FUN! 180 00:07:22,792 --> 00:07:24,084 I HAVEN'T GONE OUT 181 00:07:26,045 --> 00:07:27,714 I'LL BE BACK AS SOON AS I CAN. 182 00:07:27,755 --> 00:07:30,299 EXPLAIN DADDY'S JOKE. 183 00:07:32,927 --> 00:07:35,596 I LOVED HAVING HAIR: 184 00:07:35,638 --> 00:07:39,017 I'D WALK UP TO A PRETTY GIRL 185 00:07:50,028 --> 00:07:52,030 DAMN IT! 186 00:07:50,028 --> 00:07:52,030 IT'S LIKE A PHANTOM LIMB! 187 00:07:55,157 --> 00:07:56,116 NO. NO! 188 00:07:56,158 --> 00:07:58,536 THIS DOESN'T LOOK REAL 189 00:07:56,158 --> 00:07:58,536 AT ALL. 190 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:00,955 WHERE'S THAT BLOOD 191 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:00,955 ON YOUR FINGER? 192 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:04,751 OH! 193 00:08:04,792 --> 00:08:06,419 HE'S GONNA BE ALL LIKE, 194 00:08:06,460 --> 00:08:09,296 "NO! WHAT DID YOU DO? 195 00:08:06,460 --> 00:08:09,296 WHERE'S AwesomeLand?" 196 00:08:09,338 --> 00:08:12,633 NO! WHAT DID YOU DO? 197 00:08:09,338 --> 00:08:12,633 WHERE'S AwesomeLand? 198 00:08:12,675 --> 00:08:14,510 ARE YOU 199 00:08:12,675 --> 00:08:14,510 FROM THE FUTURE? 200 00:08:14,552 --> 00:08:16,512 W-WE'VE HAD 201 00:08:16,554 --> 00:08:18,389 WHY? 202 00:08:16,554 --> 00:08:18,389 WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE? 203 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:19,933 SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT WORK? 204 00:08:21,350 --> 00:08:23,561 THAT I WOULDN'T BE ABLE 205 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:25,145 'CAUSE HE'S TRYING TO WIN 206 00:08:25,187 --> 00:08:26,647 THIS "SCARIEST HOUSE 207 00:08:25,187 --> 00:08:26,647 ON THE STREET" CONTEST, 208 00:08:26,689 --> 00:08:29,358 "NOT ONLY 209 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,944 I'M GONNA WIN 210 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,944 THAT CONTEST." 211 00:08:34,697 --> 00:08:36,365 THAT'S WHAT 212 00:08:36,407 --> 00:08:38,158 IT'S GONNA BE FUN. 213 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:44,415 AND YOU ARE 214 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:47,085 20 YEARS OF "NO," BUT FOR THIS, 215 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:47,085 YOU'LL DRESS LIKE A NURSE? 216 00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:48,669 UM, NO. 217 00:08:51,005 --> 00:08:53,549 THAT'S WHAT'S SCARY. 218 00:08:53,591 --> 00:08:55,175 IT'S A HOLIDAY. 219 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:02,058 AND DON'T EVEN LIKE! 220 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:03,768 OF AwesomeLand. 221 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:05,645 "CANDY LAND." 222 00:09:05,686 --> 00:09:06,479 SO? 223 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:08,564 STUPIDVILLE? 224 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:08,564 DUMBBURGH? 225 00:09:08,606 --> 00:09:10,190 WHAT HE THINKS? 226 00:09:10,232 --> 00:09:12,777 YOU'LL CARE WHAT I THINK. 227 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:15,279 WELL ... LOOK! 228 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:17,281 I KEPT YOUR BUNNY! 229 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:19,408 NIBBLES! 230 00:09:20,868 --> 00:09:22,662 OHH! WHEW! 231 00:09:22,703 --> 00:09:24,204 LET'S GET 232 00:09:24,246 --> 00:09:25,999 WHILE I'M STILL 233 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,375 YOU DO KNOW THE PARADE'S 234 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,375 RIGHT? 235 00:09:28,417 --> 00:09:30,210 WHAT? NO! 236 00:09:30,252 --> 00:09:32,212 I CAN'T STAY THAT LONG. 237 00:09:32,254 --> 00:09:33,881 OH, MY GOD. 238 00:09:33,923 --> 00:09:35,049 SHE'S GONNA BE 239 00:09:37,426 --> 00:09:39,386 OH, NO. 240 00:09:39,428 --> 00:09:40,680 WHERE'S WALDO? 241 00:09:43,265 --> 00:09:45,434 BEEN AFTER SCHOOL? 242 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,397 HOW BIG WAS THIS FLIER? 243 00:09:50,439 --> 00:09:53,026 OH, SO THIS IS 244 00:09:50,439 --> 00:09:53,026 HOW WE CALL EACH OTHER NOW? 245 00:09:53,067 --> 00:09:54,819 Mitchell, 246 00:09:53,067 --> 00:09:54,819 I have a costume emergency. 247 00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:57,155 CAM. I'M SURE YOU LOOK GREAT. 248 00:09:57,196 --> 00:09:58,698 NO, I CAN'T FIND LILY! 249 00:09:58,739 --> 00:10:00,282 UM... 250 00:10:00,324 --> 00:10:01,534 OH, OKAY, FOUND HER : 251 00:10:03,285 --> 00:10:04,620 OH, YOU DID IT: 252 00:10:04,662 --> 00:10:06,288 I DON'T ... 253 00:10:04,662 --> 00:10:06,288 I DON'T THINK THAT'S A KID. 254 00:10:07,999 --> 00:10:10,043 WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE. 255 00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:13,462 TO LISTEN TO ANYTHING I'M ... 256 00:10:13,504 --> 00:10:15,548 I CAN'T. 257 00:10:17,299 --> 00:10:18,342 LILY? 258 00:10:20,302 --> 00:10:22,055 DADDY CAN'T STAY 259 00:10:22,096 --> 00:10:23,430 BUT YOU PROMISED! 260 00:10:22,096 --> 00:10:23,430 NO, I KNOW I DID: 261 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:28,477 FOOTBALL PRACTICE! 262 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:28,477 IT'S FINE! JUST GO! 263 00:10:28,519 --> 00:10:29,687 NO, LILY! WAIT! 264 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:35,275 SHE'S GONE FOREVER. 265 00:10:35,317 --> 00:10:37,277 TO MY HAIR? 266 00:10:37,319 --> 00:10:40,280 AY, NO.I CANNOT 267 00:10:40,322 --> 00:10:42,992 YES, JAY, 268 00:10:43,034 --> 00:10:44,702 IT'S GONE. 269 00:10:46,537 --> 00:10:48,581 OR SEXY SCOTSMAN? 270 00:10:48,622 --> 00:10:50,083 I CAN'T DO THIS 271 00:10:55,046 --> 00:10:56,714 WHAT PEOPLE ARE EXPECTING? 272 00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:58,298 'CAUSE YOU'RE 20? 273 00:10:58,340 --> 00:10:59,675 JAY, PLEASE DON'T BE MEAN 274 00:11:02,136 --> 00:11:03,930 I SAW HER 275 00:11:03,971 --> 00:11:05,305 WHAT? WHY DIDN'T YOU 276 00:11:03,971 --> 00:11:05,305 TAKE IT FROM HER? 277 00:11:05,347 --> 00:11:07,725 I DON'T UNDERSTAND 278 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,309 YOU LET HER 279 00:11:09,351 --> 00:11:10,937 POSSIBLY HURTING? 280 00:11:10,978 --> 00:11:13,313 WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW? 281 00:11:10,978 --> 00:11:13,313 PRINCE CHARMING HAD HAIR! 282 00:11:13,355 --> 00:11:15,524 WE DON'T 283 00:11:15,566 --> 00:11:17,317 THERE WEREN'T CAMERAS 284 00:11:19,653 --> 00:11:21,488 WOW. 285 00:11:22,656 --> 00:11:24,491 IT'S APPROPRIATE 286 00:11:24,533 --> 00:11:26,786 TEENAGE DAUGHTER TO A GURNEY? 287 00:11:26,827 --> 00:11:28,495 IF WE WIN, IT IS. 288 00:11:29,872 --> 00:11:31,916 OOH. 289 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,500 I'M KIDDING. 290 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,500 THAT'S GROSS. 291 00:11:38,380 --> 00:11:39,048 LUKE! 292 00:11:44,887 --> 00:11:46,847 UH, GOWN'S ON BACKWARDS. 293 00:11:46,889 --> 00:11:48,515 OH, NO. 294 00:11:46,889 --> 00:11:48,515 IT'S CUTER THIS WAY. 295 00:11:48,557 --> 00:11:50,350 TOO, 296 00:11:51,393 --> 00:11:52,519 HUH. 297 00:11:54,396 --> 00:11:56,607 YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY ON 298 00:11:54,396 --> 00:11:56,607 YOUR DOCTOR COSTUME? 299 00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,652 BUT WE'RE GONNA WIN. 300 00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,652 DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY? 301 00:11:59,693 --> 00:12:01,361 DO I LOOK HAPPY? 302 00:12:04,698 --> 00:12:05,783 YOU CAN'T EVEN 303 00:12:07,701 --> 00:12:10,204 I'M NOT GETTING 304 00:12:10,246 --> 00:12:12,748 I'M HAVING THE HALLOWEEN 305 00:12:12,790 --> 00:12:14,792 WHAT IS ALL THIS? 306 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,585 SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY? 307 00:12:16,627 --> 00:12:18,004 NO, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE 308 00:12:18,045 --> 00:12:19,379 NO, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE 309 00:12:21,257 --> 00:12:22,675 DIDN'T LOVE 310 00:12:22,716 --> 00:12:24,384 MAYBE 'CAUSE 311 00:12:24,426 --> 00:12:26,553 OR MAYBE 'CAUSE OF 312 00:12:26,595 --> 00:12:28,388 I DON'T KNOW, BUT ... 313 00:12:28,430 --> 00:12:30,266 WE WERE BECOMIN' FRIENDS. 314 00:12:31,433 --> 00:12:34,770 BUT... 315 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:37,564 NO, HONEY: IT'S OKAY. 316 00:12:37,606 --> 00:12:40,400 NO, IT'S NOT OKAY, RONNIE! 317 00:12:37,606 --> 00:12:40,400 IT'S RUDE AND IT'S CRUEL! 318 00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:44,322 AS FAR AS POSSIBLE! 319 00:12:44,362 --> 00:12:47,407 OH, MY GOODNESS: 320 00:12:44,362 --> 00:12:47,407 WHAT WAS THAT? 321 00:12:47,449 --> 00:12:49,409 UH... 322 00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:53,039 UH, SHE : 323 00:12:58,627 --> 00:13:00,880 I'M SORRY. 324 00:13:02,464 --> 00:13:03,507 OH, MY GOD. 325 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:04,925 WE ... 326 00:13:04,967 --> 00:13:06,802 I-IT'S COOL. 327 00:13:06,844 --> 00:13:08,637 I'LL JUST... GIVE HER 328 00:13:06,844 --> 00:13:08,637 A BOX OF CAP'N CRUNCH 329 00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:10,514 AND SET HER 330 00:13:18,981 --> 00:13:21,108 NOW, WHEN SHE SAID 331 00:13:18,981 --> 00:13:21,108 "JOINT THANKSGIVING," 332 00:13:22,484 --> 00:13:23,443 NO. 333 00:13:32,410 --> 00:13:33,871 NOW, I BELIEVE 334 00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:38,625 I'M ... I'M GONNA 335 00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,627 UM... 336 00:13:45,799 --> 00:13:47,467 OH. I'M SORRY. 337 00:13:45,799 --> 00:13:47,467 I'M SORRY. 338 00:13:47,509 --> 00:13:48,468 MAY WE APPROACH? 339 00:13:51,889 --> 00:13:53,473 YOU SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE, 340 00:13:51,889 --> 00:13:53,473 RIGHT? 341 00:13:53,515 --> 00:13:54,767 YOU'RE LOSING 342 00:13:53,515 --> 00:13:54,767 YOUR FIFTH CASE IN A ROW? 343 00:13:54,808 --> 00:13:55,851 FOURTH. 344 00:13:55,893 --> 00:13:57,686 AM I LOSING? 345 00:13:57,728 --> 00:14:00,106 UM, I JUST FEEL 346 00:14:00,147 --> 00:14:03,192 BY, UM... 347 00:14:08,697 --> 00:14:10,991 OPPOSING COUNSEL'S 348 00:14:11,033 --> 00:14:12,659 BECAUSE HE'S LOSING AGAIN. 349 00:14:12,701 --> 00:14:13,702 OH, COME ON! COME ON! 350 00:14:13,744 --> 00:14:15,329 SHE'S DRESSED 351 00:14:13,744 --> 00:14:15,329 LIKE A GIANT SPIDER! 352 00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:21,419 I'M SORRY. YOU'RE PROBABLY 353 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,672 REMOVE THE COSTUME? 354 00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:38,018 THAT REDHEAD'S NO FUN. 355 00:14:41,563 --> 00:14:43,316 A-UM, 356 00:14:48,237 --> 00:14:50,530 UH... 357 00:14:51,865 --> 00:14:54,243 I'D BE AWFUL GROUCHY. 358 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,542 SUPPOSED TO BE? 359 00:15:06,046 --> 00:15:08,174 FROM THE 1980s CLASSIC 360 00:15:06,046 --> 00:15:08,174 "WORKING GIRL." 361 00:15:12,094 --> 00:15:13,553 KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! 362 00:15:13,595 --> 00:15:14,721 HOW'S IT GOING HERE? 363 00:15:14,763 --> 00:15:16,182 I LOOK STUPID! 364 00:15:17,975 --> 00:15:19,559 AT YOU. 365 00:15:20,978 --> 00:15:22,562 AwesomeLand, 366 00:15:25,649 --> 00:15:28,027 I KNOW THIS ISN'T 367 00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:28,944 BUT CAN YOU TRY 368 00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:28,944 TO SELL IT? 369 00:15:28,986 --> 00:15:30,488 I'M SORRY, HONEY. 370 00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:32,572 I GOT MAD AT YOU 371 00:15:35,117 --> 00:15:36,660 WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? 372 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,622 THAT AREN'T TRUE ... 373 00:15:40,664 --> 00:15:42,500 LIKE BECAUSE I'M PRETTY, 374 00:15:40,664 --> 00:15:42,500 I'M STUCK-UP. 375 00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:44,584 I'M JUST LIKE, 376 00:15:44,626 --> 00:15:46,795 "SHUT UP, TROLL. 377 00:15:44,626 --> 00:15:46,795 WHY AM I EVEN TALKING TO YOU?" 378 00:15:46,837 --> 00:15:48,088 WOW. 379 00:15:50,632 --> 00:15:52,468 IT'S OBVIOUS, MOM ... 380 00:15:54,636 --> 00:15:56,763 IT'S LIKE ACCOUNTANTS 381 00:15:56,805 --> 00:15:59,392 SHE'S RIGHT. 382 00:16:02,019 --> 00:16:04,188 THAT'S MY TESS. 383 00:16:09,151 --> 00:16:11,028 YOU'VE SAID THAT FOUR TIMES. 384 00:16:09,151 --> 00:16:11,028 YOU KNOW HE HAD OTHER SONGS? 385 00:16:12,821 --> 00:16:14,823 RIGHT? 386 00:16:14,865 --> 00:16:17,617 WHAT? NO! 387 00:16:17,659 --> 00:16:19,119 OH. 388 00:16:22,831 --> 00:16:25,292 AND I DON'T HAVE ANY, 389 00:16:22,831 --> 00:16:25,292 SO... 390 00:16:27,336 --> 00:16:28,628 TALKING ABOUT HAIR PLUGS? 391 00:16:28,670 --> 00:16:30,506 RIGHT? 392 00:16:30,548 --> 00:16:31,798 THAT WOULD WORK FOR ME? 393 00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:37,596 EXCUSE ME: 394 00:16:39,306 --> 00:16:42,642 ABOUT HAIR PLUGS? 395 00:16:42,684 --> 00:16:44,644 NO! YOU KNOW HOW YOU STRUGGLE 396 00:16:44,686 --> 00:16:45,812 JAY. 397 00:16:47,731 --> 00:16:48,941 AND DON'T ACT LIKE 398 00:16:47,731 --> 00:16:48,941 YOU DON'T MISS IT, TOO. 399 00:16:52,194 --> 00:16:54,029 TO ME. 400 00:16:54,071 --> 00:16:55,655 WHAT ABOUT TODAY? 401 00:16:54,071 --> 00:16:55,655 HMM? EARLIER? 402 00:16:55,697 --> 00:16:57,657 NOT NAPPING? 403 00:16:57,699 --> 00:17:00,453 A LITTLE EXTRA-ENTHUSIASTIC? 404 00:17:07,543 --> 00:17:09,669 "I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. 405 00:17:09,711 --> 00:17:11,255 "I JUST WANT TO SIT AT HOME, 406 00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:13,048 AND EAT MY 10-LAYER DIP." 407 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,718 JAY. 408 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:23,142 THAT'S WHAT IS SEXY TO ME. 409 00:17:23,183 --> 00:17:25,727 SO YOU DON'T THINK 410 00:17:23,183 --> 00:17:25,727 I LOOK LIKE BEN FRANKLIN? 411 00:17:25,769 --> 00:17:28,063 OH, YES! 412 00:17:25,769 --> 00:17:28,063 THAT'S WHO IT IS! 413 00:17:28,105 --> 00:17:31,358 THE MAN FROM THE $100 BILL : 414 00:17:28,105 --> 00:17:31,358 MY FAVORITE! 415 00:17:34,903 --> 00:17:37,156 THAT'S YOUR COSTUME? 416 00:17:34,903 --> 00:17:37,156 A BIG NOSE? 417 00:17:37,197 --> 00:17:39,283 I'VE HAD A ROUGH DAY. 418 00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:42,786 YOU THINK YOU'RE 419 00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:42,786 THE FIRST SpongeBob I'VE SEEN? 420 00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:44,871 I'M MISSING HALLOWEEN. 421 00:17:44,913 --> 00:17:46,499 IF DADDY'S 422 00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:47,791 OKAY? 423 00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:49,293 OKAY! I MADE IT! 424 00:17:51,128 --> 00:17:53,713 I'M SO SORRY. 425 00:17:57,259 --> 00:17:58,511 LILY! 426 00:17:57,259 --> 00:17:58,511 NOPE, NOPE: 427 00:17:59,761 --> 00:18:02,722 I'VE LET FOOTBALL 428 00:18:02,764 --> 00:18:04,808 WHAT'S MOST VALUABLE TO ME, 429 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,726 AND NOW I'M STUCK! 430 00:18:06,768 --> 00:18:07,727 PLEASE HELP ME? 431 00:18:07,769 --> 00:18:09,729 DON'T HELP HIM! 432 00:18:07,769 --> 00:18:09,729 OH, ENOUGH: YOU TWO! 433 00:18:09,771 --> 00:18:11,731 IT'OSAGE COUNTY" 434 00:18:11,773 --> 00:18:13,567 WHERE'S MY HEAD? 435 00:18:13,609 --> 00:18:15,027 IT'S RIGHT HERE. 436 00:18:13,609 --> 00:18:15,027 STOP. 437 00:18:15,068 --> 00:18:16,945 ALL RIGHT? 438 00:18:16,987 --> 00:18:18,656 YOU DIDN'T ABANDON HER 439 00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:21,741 HE'S ALWAYS WORKING. 440 00:18:21,783 --> 00:18:23,327 NO, HE'S ... 441 00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:26,121 HE IS NOT 442 00:18:26,163 --> 00:18:27,331 EXHIBIT "A" ... 443 00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:32,044 EXHIBIT "B" ... 444 00:18:32,085 --> 00:18:34,547 TWO HOURS ON eBay. 445 00:18:34,588 --> 00:18:36,549 EXHIBIT "C" ... 446 00:18:36,590 --> 00:18:38,008 DADDY'S MAN PURSE 447 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,677 10 BOXES TO FIND: 448 00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,429 BUT HE DIDN'T READ 449 00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,429 THE FLIER! 450 00:18:43,972 --> 00:18:46,183 BECAUSE I NEVER SAW IT! 451 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:47,809 YOU DIDN'T SEE 452 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:47,809 THE FLIER? 453 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:47,809 NO! 454 00:18:47,851 --> 00:18:49,769 MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE 455 00:19:00,822 --> 00:19:02,991 IT... WAS... 456 00:19:03,033 --> 00:19:04,784 OH! YES. 457 00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,207 BUT HE WAS 458 00:19:13,043 --> 00:19:14,961 I'M SORRY, DADDY. 459 00:19:15,003 --> 00:19:16,755 I'M SORRY, TOO. 460 00:19:22,636 --> 00:19:24,804 OF 7- 461 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:29,393 I KNOW IT'S NOT THE POINT, 462 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:29,393 BUT WE TOTALLY WOULD'VE WON. 463 00:19:32,145 --> 00:19:33,731 HOWDY! 464 00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:35,232 AAAH... 465 00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:35,232 WHAT'S UP? 466 00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:38,193 HI. 467 00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:38,193 UM, I WAS LOOKING FOR AMBER: 468 00:19:38,235 --> 00:19:38,985 OH, SHE'S INSIDE. 469 00:19:39,027 --> 00:19:39,986 NO, I AIN'T! 470 00:19:40,028 --> 00:19:41,821 AMBER! 471 00:19:41,863 --> 00:19:43,115 HI. 472 00:19:43,156 --> 00:19:44,991 UM, LISTEN: 473 00:19:51,164 --> 00:19:53,917 THAT'S REALLY SWEET. 474 00:19:57,170 --> 00:19:58,130 WHAT? 475 00:19:58,171 --> 00:19:59,339 TRICK! 476 00:20:00,882 --> 00:20:02,342 NO! 477 00:20:02,384 --> 00:20:03,927 I AIN'T CRAZY. 478 00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:05,721 I'VE BEEN TO REHAB 479 00:20:07,681 --> 00:20:09,849 JUST TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD? 480 00:20:09,891 --> 00:20:11,560 NO, NO ... WE LIED 481 00:20:11,602 --> 00:20:14,854 WITH OUR ZOMBIE HOUSE O' WHORES! 482 00:20:16,356 --> 00:20:18,233 DID YOU SAY "WHORES," 483 00:20:16,356 --> 00:20:18,233 OR ... 484 00:20:18,275 --> 00:20:20,860 NO, NO. IT AIN'T MESSED UP. 485 00:20:18,275 --> 00:20:20,860 THE SAYING IS "TRICK OR TREAT." 486 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:24,864 OUR YARD'S 487 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:24,864 FULL O' DEAD WHORES. 488 00:20:26,784 --> 00:20:27,909 "WHORES." 489 00:20:27,951 --> 00:20:29,703 ABOUT THIS? 490 00:20:32,706 --> 00:20:35,250 YOU WON'T KNOW WHEN, 491 00:20:32,706 --> 00:20:35,250 AND YOU WON'T KNOW HOW, 492 00:20:42,424 --> 00:20:45,385 WOW. 493 00:20:57,523 --> 00:20:58,982 IT'S CRUEL 494 00:21:03,945 --> 00:21:05,322 IS HE THERE? 495 00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:06,906 IS ... 496 00:21:06,948 --> 00:21:08,742 WHERE DID SHE POINT? 497 00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:24,174 EW! 498 00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:24,174 THIS IS A COMMON AREA!