IN THE HALLWAY!
IT'S A BIRD!
IT'S A PLANE!
IT'S SUPER-OUT-OF-BREATH.
TO YOU, TOO.
I'M SORRY.
I'M JUST ...
I'M REALLY NERVOUS ABOUT
Is it because you've lost
three cases in a row?
Whispering it doesn't make it
any less painful.
Sorry.
Okay.
NO, IT'S JUST
IT'S SO HARD TO HOLD
THE JURY'S ATTENTION.
TO RUN YOUR ARGUMENT BY ME?
COULD I?
UM, OKAY:
AND I'VE ALREADY
NO.
BECAUSE IT'S HALLOWEEN,
IN THE COURTROOM?
"HEY, I'M PLAYFUL."
CAM, I'M AN ATTORNEY,
I'M READY.
THERE'S WALDO!
I THINK I'M GONNA WIN
IT'S NOT IMPORTANT IF YOU WIN.
IT'S JUST FOR FUN.
BUT IT'S MORE FUN
No offense, Daddy.
LILY'S BEEN
THAT SHE'S FEELING
I THINK IT'S BECAUSE
THAT'S WHY I WENT ALL OUT
IT IS.
THAT LITTLE GUY?
COME ON.
IT'S CRAZY.
TO HIM.
WHERE IS THE LITTLE GUY?
HE'S RIGHT THERE.
LET'S TRY THESE.
OKAY:
MY COSTUME FOR TONIGHT?
AY, THANK YOU:
A PRINCE?
OF A CROWN ALL NIGHT?
NO, YOU'RE SHREK,
THAT BIG GREEN THING?
NAH, I DON'T WANT
NO. YOU JUST NEED TO PAINT
AND THAT'S IT.
YOU'RE BEAUTY,
I'M THE BEAST.
YOU'RE BEYONCé,
I'M... THAT GUY.
I'M GETTING MY OWN COSTUME,
AND IT'S GONNA BE
YOU KNOW THAT THAT'S WHAT MITCH
RIGHT?
OW! DAMN IT!
I CUT MY FINGER!
HA HA.
NO, REALLY :
LOOK!
WOW.
WHAT'D YOU USE
TO MAKE THE BLOOD?
I'M ACTUALLY HURT.
OOH!
I'M IMPRESSED.
CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE GOT TO
THIS BLOWS!
DON'T WORRY.
AwesomeLand
CLAIRE'S BUSY WITH WORK
SO I'M TAKING OVER
MY THEME IS AwesomeLand.
IT'S A PRETTY BIG
OOH!
HALLOWEEN HAS TO BE SCARY?
SOMETHING'S DYING.
TO DELIVER CLOSING ARGUMENTS?
LET'S GET ...
WHERE IS HOLLY?
O-
UH,
UH, THE, UM...
WERE NOW...
SO, BECAUSE
YOU'RE BASICALLY
WE DON'T GET
BUT IT'S FUN.
AY, DIOS MíO:
WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT'S UP, PRINCESS?
I'M PRINCE CHARMING.
SHE DOESN'T CHASE HERSELF.
AH, I GET IT :
BECAUSE SHE'S A DOG.
A WHOLE BUCKET FULL OF 'EM.
AY, AND YOU LOOK
IT'S LIKE THOSE PICTURES
WHY DON'T WE PUT JOE DOWN
FOR A NAP
I'M IN.
Okay.
HEY. I THOUGHT
I DO, BUT I LEFT
SO I DON'T THINK ABOUT STUFF.
I'M SORRY,
BUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
OHHH.
I DON'T THINK THAT FITS.
IT FITS IN AwesomeLand.
IT'S A MAGIC HAT.
I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BUNNY
MAYBE DANGLE AN EYEBALL?
WHO HURT YOU?
I'M KIDDING.
I KNOW IT'S JAY AND DEDE.
MWAH!
OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
HE DOES.
OH.
IT'S BEEN
REALLY?
I DON'T GET IT.
WHAT'S SCARY
ABOUT A GIANT CUPCAKE?
WE'RE NOT DOING SCARY
WE'RE DOING
SO I JUST HOPE WE DON'T OFFEND
WHAT CONTEST?
OH, IT'S SOMETHING WE STARTED
IF YOU'RE INTO IT,
HMM.
I'D HAVE TO SEE
YOU'RE NOT A COP ...
NO, FOR THE 12th TIME:
I'M NOT A COP.
YOU ARE NOT
WHEN I'M IN CHARGE,
IT'S TERRIFYING.
OOH.
I'LL BET YOU GIVE
WITH THAT PIN THAT SAYS "BOO."
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE UP AGAINST.
WE DON'T LET PREGGOS
TOO.
I'M MEETING A FRIEND
NO, YOU'RE NOT. NO.
YOU'RE HELPING ME
OKAY!
SAY "ARGH!"
ONE, TWO, THREE!
ARGH!
OH, THAT'S GREAT.
AND HOW ARE YOU TWO RELATED?
UH, YOU KNOW WHAT :
THERE'S NO WRONG WAY
SO...
HOW ARE
YOUR COSTUMES RELATED?
IT'S A PARENT/CHILD
IT IS?
THERE WAS A FLIER?
DADDY!
YOUR COSTUME WAS ALL WRONG!
O-HEY, DON'T PANIC.
THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME
IN "WHERE'S WALDO?"
OKAY!
THAT'LL BE FUN!
I HAVEN'T GONE OUT
I'LL BE BACK AS SOON AS I CAN.
EXPLAIN DADDY'S JOKE.
I LOVED HAVING HAIR:
I'D WALK UP TO A PRETTY GIRL
DAMN IT!
IT'S LIKE A PHANTOM LIMB!
NO. NO!
THIS DOESN'T LOOK REAL
AT ALL.
WHERE'S THAT BLOOD
ON YOUR FINGER?
OH!
HE'S GONNA BE ALL LIKE,
"NO! WHAT DID YOU DO?
WHERE'S AwesomeLand?"
NO! WHAT DID YOU DO?
WHERE'S AwesomeLand?
ARE YOU
FROM THE FUTURE?
W-WE'VE HAD
WHY?
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE?
SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT WORK?
THAT I WOULDN'T BE ABLE
'CAUSE HE'S TRYING TO WIN
THIS "SCARIEST HOUSE
ON THE STREET" CONTEST,
"NOT ONLY
I'M GONNA WIN
THAT CONTEST."
THAT'S WHAT
IT'S GONNA BE FUN.
AND YOU ARE
20 YEARS OF "NO," BUT FOR THIS,
YOU'LL DRESS LIKE A NURSE?
UM, NO.
THAT'S WHAT'S SCARY.
IT'S A HOLIDAY.
AND DON'T EVEN LIKE!
OF AwesomeLand.
"CANDY LAND."
SO?
STUPIDVILLE?
DUMBBURGH?
WHAT HE THINKS?
YOU'LL CARE WHAT I THINK.
WELL ... LOOK!
I KEPT YOUR BUNNY!
NIBBLES!
OHH! WHEW!
LET'S GET
WHILE I'M STILL
YOU DO KNOW THE PARADE'S
RIGHT?
WHAT? NO!
I CAN'T STAY THAT LONG.
OH, MY GOD.
SHE'S GONNA BE
OH, NO.
WHERE'S WALDO?
BEEN AFTER SCHOOL?
HOW BIG WAS THIS FLIER?
OH, SO THIS IS
HOW WE CALL EACH OTHER NOW?
Mitchell,
I have a costume emergency.
CAM. I'M SURE YOU LOOK GREAT.
NO, I CAN'T FIND LILY!
UM...
OH, OKAY, FOUND HER :
OH, YOU DID IT:
I DON'T ...
I DON'T THINK THAT'S A KID.
WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE.
TO LISTEN TO ANYTHING I'M ...
I CAN'T.
LILY?
DADDY CAN'T STAY
BUT YOU PROMISED!
NO, I KNOW I DID:
FOOTBALL PRACTICE!
IT'S FINE! JUST GO!
NO, LILY! WAIT!
SHE'S GONE FOREVER.
TO MY HAIR?
AY, NO.I CANNOT
YES, JAY,
IT'S GONE.
OR SEXY SCOTSMAN?
I CAN'T DO THIS
WHAT PEOPLE ARE EXPECTING?
'CAUSE YOU'RE 20?
JAY, PLEASE DON'T BE MEAN
I SAW HER
WHAT? WHY DIDN'T YOU
TAKE IT FROM HER?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
YOU LET HER
POSSIBLY HURTING?
WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW?
PRINCE CHARMING HAD HAIR!
WE DON'T
THERE WEREN'T CAMERAS
WOW.
IT'S APPROPRIATE
TEENAGE DAUGHTER TO A GURNEY?
IF WE WIN, IT IS.
OOH.
I'M KIDDING.
THAT'S GROSS.
LUKE!
UH, GOWN'S ON BACKWARDS.
OH, NO.
IT'S CUTER THIS WAY.
TOO,
HUH.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY ON
YOUR DOCTOR COSTUME?
BUT WE'RE GONNA WIN.
DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY?
DO I LOOK HAPPY?
YOU CAN'T EVEN
I'M NOT GETTING
I'M HAVING THE HALLOWEEN
WHAT IS ALL THIS?
SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?
NO, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
DIDN'T LOVE
MAYBE 'CAUSE
OR MAYBE 'CAUSE OF
I DON'T KNOW, BUT ...
WE WERE BECOMIN' FRIENDS.
BUT...
NO, HONEY: IT'S OKAY.
NO, IT'S NOT OKAY, RONNIE!
IT'S RUDE AND IT'S CRUEL!
AS FAR AS POSSIBLE!
OH, MY GOODNESS:
WHAT WAS THAT?
UH...
UH, SHE :
I'M SORRY.
OH, MY GOD.
WE ...
I-IT'S COOL.
I'LL JUST... GIVE HER
A BOX OF CAP'N CRUNCH
AND SET HER
NOW, WHEN SHE SAID
"JOINT THANKSGIVING,"
NO.
NOW, I BELIEVE
I'M ... I'M GONNA
UM...
OH. I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
MAY WE APPROACH?
YOU SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE,
RIGHT?
YOU'RE LOSING
YOUR FIFTH CASE IN A ROW?
FOURTH.
AM I LOSING?
UM, I JUST FEEL
BY, UM...
OPPOSING COUNSEL'S
BECAUSE HE'S LOSING AGAIN.
OH, COME ON! COME ON!
SHE'S DRESSED
LIKE A GIANT SPIDER!
I'M SORRY. YOU'RE PROBABLY
REMOVE THE COSTUME?
THAT REDHEAD'S NO FUN.
A-UM,
UH...
I'D BE AWFUL GROUCHY.
SUPPOSED TO BE?
FROM THE 1980s CLASSIC
"WORKING GIRL."
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
HOW'S IT GOING HERE?
I LOOK STUPID!
AT YOU.
AwesomeLand,
I KNOW THIS ISN'T
BUT CAN YOU TRY
TO SELL IT?
I'M SORRY, HONEY.
I GOT MAD AT YOU
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
THAT AREN'T TRUE ...
LIKE BECAUSE I'M PRETTY,
I'M STUCK-UP.
I'M JUST LIKE,
"SHUT UP, TROLL.
WHY AM I EVEN TALKING TO YOU?"
WOW.
IT'S OBVIOUS, MOM ...
IT'S LIKE ACCOUNTANTS
SHE'S RIGHT.
THAT'S MY TESS.
YOU'VE SAID THAT FOUR TIMES.
YOU KNOW HE HAD OTHER SONGS?
RIGHT?
WHAT? NO!
OH.
AND I DON'T HAVE ANY,
SO...
TALKING ABOUT HAIR PLUGS?
RIGHT?
THAT WOULD WORK FOR ME?
EXCUSE ME:
ABOUT HAIR PLUGS?
NO! YOU KNOW HOW YOU STRUGGLE
JAY.
AND DON'T ACT LIKE
YOU DON'T MISS IT, TOO.
TO ME.
WHAT ABOUT TODAY?
HMM? EARLIER?
NOT NAPPING?
A LITTLE EXTRA-ENTHUSIASTIC?
"I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.
"I JUST WANT TO SIT AT HOME,
AND EAT MY 10-LAYER DIP."
JAY.
THAT'S WHAT IS SEXY TO ME.
SO YOU DON'T THINK
I LOOK LIKE BEN FRANKLIN?
OH, YES!
THAT'S WHO IT IS!
THE MAN FROM THE $100 BILL :
MY FAVORITE!
THAT'S YOUR COSTUME?
A BIG NOSE?
I'VE HAD A ROUGH DAY.
YOU THINK YOU'RE
THE FIRST SpongeBob I'VE SEEN?
I'M MISSING HALLOWEEN.
IF DADDY'S
OKAY?
OKAY! I MADE IT!
I'M SO SORRY.
LILY!
NOPE, NOPE:
I'VE LET FOOTBALL
WHAT'S MOST VALUABLE TO ME,
AND NOW I'M STUCK!
PLEASE HELP ME?
DON'T HELP HIM!
OH, ENOUGH: YOU TWO!
IT'OSAGE COUNTY"
WHERE'S MY HEAD?
IT'S RIGHT HERE.
STOP.
ALL RIGHT?
YOU DIDN'T ABANDON HER
HE'S ALWAYS WORKING.
NO, HE'S ...
HE IS NOT
EXHIBIT "A" ...
EXHIBIT "B" ...
TWO HOURS ON eBay.
EXHIBIT "C" ...
DADDY'S MAN PURSE
10 BOXES TO FIND:
BUT HE DIDN'T READ
THE FLIER!
BECAUSE I NEVER SAW IT!
YOU DIDN'T SEE
THE FLIER?
NO!
MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE
IT... WAS...
OH! YES.
BUT HE WAS
I'M SORRY, DADDY.
I'M SORRY, TOO.
OF 7-
I KNOW IT'S NOT THE POINT,
BUT WE TOTALLY WOULD'VE WON.
HOWDY!
AAAH...
WHAT'S UP?
HI.
UM, I WAS LOOKING FOR AMBER:
OH, SHE'S INSIDE.
NO, I AIN'T!
AMBER!
HI.
UM, LISTEN:
THAT'S REALLY SWEET.
WHAT?
TRICK!
NO!
I AIN'T CRAZY.
I'VE BEEN TO REHAB
JUST TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD?
NO, NO ... WE LIED
WITH OUR ZOMBIE HOUSE O' WHORES!
DID YOU SAY "WHORES,"
OR ...
NO, NO. IT AIN'T MESSED UP.
THE SAYING IS "TRICK OR TREAT."
OUR YARD'S
FULL O' DEAD WHORES.
"WHORES."
ABOUT THIS?
YOU WON'T KNOW WHEN,
AND YOU WON'T KNOW HOW,
WOW.
IT'S CRUEL
IS HE THERE?
IS ...
WHERE DID SHE POINT?
EW!
THIS IS A COMMON AREA!