1 00:00:02,187 --> 00:00:03,354 I JUST LOVE THAT WE'RE HERE. 2 00:00:04,606 --> 00:00:05,941 IN DEVELOPING COUNTRIES? 3 00:00:05,983 --> 00:00:08,359 IN THIS ONE? OH. 4 00:00:08,401 --> 00:00:11,362 OH, MY GOSH. 5 00:00:08,401 --> 00:00:11,362 THE LADY FROM CHANNEL 12 NEWS? 6 00:00:11,404 --> 00:00:13,949 OH, MY GOD! 7 00:00:11,404 --> 00:00:13,949 IT'S ANNE GIBBS! OH, I LOVE HER! 8 00:00:13,991 --> 00:00:16,367 THAT REACTION WOULD'VE BEEN BIG 9 00:00:16,409 --> 00:00:18,162 OH, SHE IS HIDING QUITE A FIGURE 10 00:00:18,203 --> 00:00:19,370 WHAT'S GOING ON 11 00:00:18,203 --> 00:00:19,370 WITH YOU AND ANNE GIBBS? 12 00:00:20,622 --> 00:00:22,207 WE'RE DOING THIS. 13 00:00:22,249 --> 00:00:24,001 HEY. HI. 14 00:00:24,042 --> 00:00:25,376 HI. I'M SORRY. 15 00:00:25,418 --> 00:00:27,378 UM, I AM SUCH A FAN: 16 00:00:30,215 --> 00:00:31,382 CRAZY? 17 00:00:33,010 --> 00:00:35,762 NO! OH, MY GOSH! 18 00:00:43,061 --> 00:00:44,395 THAT'S INTERESTING. 19 00:00:43,061 --> 00:00:44,395 YES. 20 00:00:44,437 --> 00:00:46,397 HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON? 21 00:00:46,439 --> 00:00:47,774 WE'RE JUST TRYING TO 22 00:00:47,816 --> 00:00:49,400 ON HOW AWFUL THEY'RE BEING. 23 00:00:49,442 --> 00:00:51,195 TOO? 24 00:00:49,442 --> 00:00:51,195 OH, GOSH: NO, NO. 25 00:00:51,236 --> 00:00:52,779 I'M JUST THIS ONE'S HUSBAND. 26 00:00:52,821 --> 00:00:54,405 I'M A HIGH SCHOOL 27 00:00:52,821 --> 00:00:54,405 FOOTBALL COACH. 28 00:00:54,447 --> 00:00:55,406 YES. OH, GOD. 29 00:00:54,447 --> 00:00:55,406 I'M SO EMBARRASSED. 30 00:00:55,448 --> 00:00:57,201 HOW ARE YOU? 31 00:00:57,242 --> 00:00:58,576 REALLY? 32 00:00:57,242 --> 00:00:58,576 SO ... 33 00:00:58,618 --> 00:01:00,996 HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL COACH? 34 00:01:01,038 --> 00:01:03,207 YOU HEAR "FOOTBALL COACH," 35 00:01:05,458 --> 00:01:07,211 I'VE SCREAMED THE DUKE 36 00:01:07,252 --> 00:01:10,255 IS WHEN WE ARGUE OVER WHO'S 37 00:01:07,252 --> 00:01:10,255 THE CUTEST ON "DOWNTON ABBEY." 38 00:01:12,465 --> 00:01:14,218 HE'S HAD TO HEAR THAT 39 00:01:12,465 --> 00:01:14,218 I HAVE. 40 00:01:16,053 --> 00:01:18,429 OF OPENLY GAY COACHES? 41 00:01:18,471 --> 00:01:21,432 OH, IF THE ADULT FILM INDUSTRY'S 42 00:01:21,474 --> 00:01:22,433 OKAY: 43 00:01:23,643 --> 00:01:25,229 IT'S IN, YOU KNOW, 44 00:01:28,065 --> 00:01:29,440 FOR A NEWS SEGMENT? 45 00:01:29,482 --> 00:01:31,276 ON ME? OH, MY GOSH: 46 00:01:29,482 --> 00:01:31,276 NO. I DON'T... 47 00:01:31,318 --> 00:01:34,238 I DON'T THINK I'M INTERESTING 48 00:01:34,279 --> 00:01:36,031 EVEN SAY ABOUT ME? 49 00:01:36,073 --> 00:01:38,242 THAT I'M A HIGH SCHOOL 50 00:01:38,283 --> 00:01:41,078 WHO'S TACKLING STEREOTYPES? 51 00:01:41,119 --> 00:01:44,248 CONSIDERED OUT OF BOUNDS? 52 00:01:44,289 --> 00:01:46,457 THAT WE'RE BLITZING BIGOTRY, 53 00:01:46,499 --> 00:01:52,256 METAPHORS TO DEATH? 54 00:02:01,514 --> 00:02:02,849 HEY. 55 00:02:02,891 --> 00:02:04,642 SOMETHING REALLY COOL? 56 00:02:04,684 --> 00:02:06,477 THAT OLD BOAT? 57 00:02:08,897 --> 00:02:10,857 THE U.S.S. 58 00:02:10,899 --> 00:02:12,859 84 YEARS: 59 00:02:15,528 --> 00:02:17,488 10 SECONDS: 60 00:02:15,528 --> 00:02:17,488 SHE'S ALREADY BORED ME. 61 00:02:19,532 --> 00:02:21,492 THAT'S YOUR SPANISH TUTOR. 62 00:02:19,532 --> 00:02:21,492 I'M GONNA SAY IT ONE MORE TIME. 63 00:02:26,331 --> 00:02:27,874 A BETTER FIT FOR YOU? 64 00:02:27,916 --> 00:02:29,293 I'M PRETTY SURE 65 00:02:29,334 --> 00:02:30,752 I'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE. 66 00:02:33,338 --> 00:02:34,923 AH, AH! 67 00:02:34,965 --> 00:02:36,674 LET'S TAKE IT DOWN 68 00:02:36,716 --> 00:02:40,887 DIEGO! 69 00:02:40,929 --> 00:02:42,680 YOU MUST BE MR. 70 00:02:42,722 --> 00:02:43,890 JAY. AND I'M JUST GLAD 71 00:02:42,722 --> 00:02:43,890 YOU'RE HERE. 72 00:02:45,558 --> 00:02:47,518 IN "THE MIRACLE WORKER." 73 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:49,520 BECAUSE HE WASN'T EVEN TRYING. 74 00:02:49,562 --> 00:02:52,523 I'M SORRY, BUT SPANISH 75 00:02:49,562 --> 00:02:52,523 JUST DOESN'T SEEM NATURAL TO ME. 76 00:02:52,565 --> 00:02:54,525 I DON'T LIKE THE WAY 77 00:02:55,986 --> 00:02:58,529 THAN YOUR MOTHER'S TONGUE 78 00:02:55,986 --> 00:02:58,529 IN YOUR EAR? 79 00:02:58,571 --> 00:03:01,116 A GOOD ENGLISH TUTOR? 80 00:03:01,158 --> 00:03:03,118 HEY, HONEY! 81 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:04,535 OH, HEY. 82 00:03:04,577 --> 00:03:05,536 FOR THAT TEST? 83 00:03:05,578 --> 00:03:07,372 I CAN'T. I HAVE TO STUDY. 84 00:03:07,414 --> 00:03:08,581 WHAT TIME DID YOU GET TO BED? 85 00:03:12,169 --> 00:03:14,963 SOMETHING'S UP WITH ALEX. 86 00:03:15,005 --> 00:03:16,547 I DON'T KNOW. 87 00:03:16,589 --> 00:03:18,549 WHY IS NO ONE 88 00:03:16,589 --> 00:03:18,549 LISTENING TO ME? 89 00:03:19,968 --> 00:03:21,928 I DON'T THINK SHE'S GETTING 90 00:03:21,970 --> 00:03:24,513 SHE'S LIKE A HUMAN ROOMBA. 91 00:03:32,981 --> 00:03:34,732 SHE'S 20. 92 00:03:32,981 --> 00:03:34,732 SHE'S FINDING HERSELF. 93 00:03:34,774 --> 00:03:36,734 HOW HARD CAN IT BE? 94 00:03:34,774 --> 00:03:36,734 SHE HASN'T MOVED. 95 00:03:36,776 --> 00:03:38,569 WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 20? 96 00:03:36,776 --> 00:03:38,569 ME? 97 00:03:38,611 --> 00:03:40,738 UH, I WAS GETTING 98 00:03:38,611 --> 00:03:40,738 A 4.0 IN COLLEGE: 99 00:03:40,780 --> 00:03:43,158 25 HOURS A WEEK: 100 00:03:46,411 --> 00:03:48,746 GET OFF THE COUCH! 101 00:03:46,411 --> 00:03:48,746 DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE! 102 00:03:48,788 --> 00:03:52,376 WAS IT 103 00:03:48,788 --> 00:03:52,376 AN ASSISTED SUICIDE HOTLINE? 104 00:03:52,417 --> 00:03:53,584 YOUR FATHER'S HOME... 105 00:03:55,628 --> 00:03:56,796 ALREADY? 106 00:04:00,633 --> 00:04:04,179 WON'T STOP CRYING. 107 00:04:04,221 --> 00:04:05,596 OH, HONEY: DID YOU TRY 108 00:04:04,221 --> 00:04:05,596 THE "OFF" SWITCH? 109 00:04:05,638 --> 00:04:07,224 THE "OFF" SWITCH! 110 00:04:07,265 --> 00:04:09,184 LILY! 111 00:04:09,226 --> 00:04:10,768 SHE'S BEEN LIKE THIS 112 00:04:15,023 --> 00:04:16,774 HA HA. 113 00:04:15,023 --> 00:04:16,774 SO, GOOD NEWS: 114 00:04:16,816 --> 00:04:20,195 A NEWS SEGMENT ON ME! 115 00:04:20,237 --> 00:04:22,989 WHAT? 116 00:04:20,237 --> 00:04:22,989 CAM. 117 00:04:23,031 --> 00:04:24,241 ISN'T THAT EXCITING? 118 00:04:24,282 --> 00:04:25,616 THEY'RE GONNA SEND 119 00:04:32,249 --> 00:04:33,624 UH, WHA... 120 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:37,421 MM. 121 00:04:45,095 --> 00:04:46,637 FOOTBALL TEAM? 122 00:04:46,679 --> 00:04:48,265 THAT WAS A TWIST? 123 00:04:48,306 --> 00:04:50,016 PLEASE? 124 00:04:48,306 --> 00:04:50,016 NO! 125 00:04:50,058 --> 00:04:52,436 NO, UNLESS YOU CAN CONVINCE 126 00:04:55,897 --> 00:04:57,648 HE ... HE IS 127 00:04:55,897 --> 00:04:57,648 RIGHT? 128 00:04:57,690 --> 00:04:58,816 YES. 129 00:04:57,690 --> 00:04:58,816 IT'S THE PERFECT REFERENCE. 130 00:05:01,069 --> 00:05:03,654 SO IS MY JOB. I HAVE 131 00:05:03,696 --> 00:05:05,282 YOU'LL BE OUT BY 9:00. 132 00:05:06,866 --> 00:05:09,244 THAT WE'RE AS SUPPORTIVE 133 00:05:10,703 --> 00:05:13,457 AW. THAT'S AN INCREDIBLY 134 00:05:13,498 --> 00:05:15,459 THAT'S NOT HOW I MEANT IT. 135 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:18,253 OH, MY GOD. THIS IS SO LAME 136 00:05:18,295 --> 00:05:20,464 BUSTED. 137 00:05:18,295 --> 00:05:20,464 YOU'RE SO MUCH SMARTER THAN ME. 138 00:05:20,505 --> 00:05:22,090 OH, I WISH I KNEW WHERE 139 00:05:20,505 --> 00:05:22,090 YOUR "OFF" SWITCH WAS. 140 00:05:22,132 --> 00:05:24,675 MY "ON" SWITCH IS. 141 00:05:27,095 --> 00:05:28,679 HEY, MRS. REMEMBER ME? 142 00:05:27,095 --> 00:05:28,679 HI. 143 00:05:28,721 --> 00:05:30,681 ANDY. 144 00:05:28,721 --> 00:05:30,681 YEP. 145 00:05:30,723 --> 00:05:33,684 YOU ARE 146 00:05:30,723 --> 00:05:33,684 JOE'S BABYSITTER, RIGHT? 147 00:05:33,726 --> 00:05:35,061 UH, "MANNY" IS WHAT 148 00:05:36,729 --> 00:05:38,689 AH. 149 00:05:36,729 --> 00:05:38,689 BUT IT'S CONFUSING 150 00:05:38,731 --> 00:05:40,275 MM-HMM. 151 00:05:40,317 --> 00:05:42,486 SO I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET 152 00:05:40,317 --> 00:05:42,486 TRACTION WITH "BRO-PAIR." 153 00:05:42,527 --> 00:05:45,489 HEY, SIR... UH, MR. 154 00:05:45,530 --> 00:05:47,698 I DIDN'T... SEE YOU. 155 00:05:47,740 --> 00:05:49,867 "SIR MR. DUNPHY" 156 00:05:49,909 --> 00:05:53,079 OH, MY... YOU DID NOT 157 00:05:49,909 --> 00:05:53,079 JUST THINK OF THAT! 158 00:05:53,121 --> 00:05:54,705 YES! 159 00:05:53,121 --> 00:05:54,705 WHAT? 160 00:05:54,747 --> 00:05:56,707 WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YA? 161 00:05:56,749 --> 00:05:58,084 I'M ACTUALLY HERE ... 162 00:05:59,336 --> 00:06:00,711 HE'S HERE FOR YOU? 163 00:06:00,753 --> 00:06:02,713 WE'RE JUST GONNA BE 164 00:06:05,925 --> 00:06:09,095 I DON'T KNOW WHY 165 00:06:09,137 --> 00:06:10,096 What was that? 166 00:06:10,138 --> 00:06:11,722 DON'T BE OFFENDED. 167 00:06:11,764 --> 00:06:13,891 IT'S CUSTOMARY 168 00:06:13,933 --> 00:06:16,727 PHIL. 169 00:06:13,933 --> 00:06:16,727 IS THAT A THING? 170 00:06:16,769 --> 00:06:18,313 OH. I DON'T KNOW. 171 00:06:22,150 --> 00:06:24,319 IT'S THE LAST THING SHE NEEDS 172 00:06:24,361 --> 00:06:26,737 A GOOD DISTRACTION? 173 00:06:28,781 --> 00:06:30,116 TO "MS. PAC-MAN" 174 00:06:34,579 --> 00:06:35,746 IT WASN'T A FEATHER. 175 00:06:36,998 --> 00:06:38,749 MM. 176 00:06:42,962 --> 00:06:45,340 WE'RE DONE. 177 00:06:46,966 --> 00:06:48,759 AY, QUé BUENO: 178 00:06:48,801 --> 00:06:49,718 MMM. 179 00:06:49,844 --> 00:06:53,557 WHATEVER YOU'RE COOKING SMELLS 180 00:06:53,598 --> 00:06:54,558 GRACIAS! 181 00:06:54,599 --> 00:06:55,933 GARDEN? 182 00:06:57,185 --> 00:07:00,564 EVERTHING I PLANT OUT THERE: THE 183 00:07:10,823 --> 00:07:13,368 MAN. 184 00:07:14,452 --> 00:07:15,579 WHAT ARE THEY SAYING? 185 00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:18,206 HE WOULDN'T BE HERE. 186 00:07:26,214 --> 00:07:27,215 HEY, HEY! 187 00:07:27,257 --> 00:07:28,799 HEY. 188 00:07:27,257 --> 00:07:28,799 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 189 00:07:28,841 --> 00:07:30,385 I'VE BEEN COOKING PANCAKES 190 00:07:30,427 --> 00:07:31,802 WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP? 191 00:07:31,844 --> 00:07:32,970 UH, YOU CAN CRACK SOME EGGS 192 00:07:33,012 --> 00:07:34,805 UH... YOU KNOW WHAT? 193 00:07:37,225 --> 00:07:38,809 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 194 00:07:37,225 --> 00:07:38,809 THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE. 195 00:07:38,851 --> 00:07:41,187 DON, CAN YOU TELL 196 00:07:38,851 --> 00:07:41,187 THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE? 197 00:07:41,229 --> 00:07:43,022 DON'S ALL GOOD. 198 00:07:41,229 --> 00:07:43,022 OH, GOOD. 199 00:07:41,229 --> 00:07:43,022 DON. 200 00:07:43,064 --> 00:07:44,815 SO WE'RE GETTING 201 00:07:43,064 --> 00:07:44,815 WHAT WE CALL "B-ROLL." 202 00:07:49,862 --> 00:07:52,031 YES, YOU'RE RIGHT. 203 00:07:49,862 --> 00:07:52,031 LET'S DO THIS. SORRY. 204 00:07:52,073 --> 00:07:53,824 I... 205 00:07:53,866 --> 00:07:54,992 THAT'S PERFECT. 206 00:07:53,866 --> 00:07:54,992 I'M HAPPY. 207 00:07:55,034 --> 00:07:57,412 DON'S HAPPY. 208 00:07:55,034 --> 00:07:57,412 I'M NOT HAPPY. 209 00:07:57,454 --> 00:07:58,996 WHAT'S UP, GUYS? 210 00:07:59,038 --> 00:08:02,041 Diego and Gloria: 211 00:08:02,083 --> 00:08:03,834 QUé MALO! 212 00:08:03,876 --> 00:08:05,253 AH, SENOR PRITCHETT: 213 00:08:12,051 --> 00:08:13,637 MANNY'S DONE WITH HIS LESSON. 214 00:08:16,055 --> 00:08:18,475 SO HE'S GOING TO TEACH JOE 215 00:08:18,516 --> 00:08:20,851 DOESN'T HAVE TO BE HERE FOR IT. 216 00:08:20,893 --> 00:08:24,439 MANNY'S PUTTING HIM 217 00:08:24,481 --> 00:08:26,274 THERE THEY ARE! 218 00:08:26,316 --> 00:08:28,859 LET'S GO SWIM! 219 00:08:28,901 --> 00:08:30,861 AH! 220 00:08:36,284 --> 00:08:39,454 ON THE "U.S.S. CONSTITUTION." 221 00:08:39,496 --> 00:08:41,289 UH-HUH. 222 00:08:43,708 --> 00:08:46,043 JUST COULDN'T COMPETE 223 00:08:49,506 --> 00:08:51,675 IT'S TOO BAD 224 00:08:49,506 --> 00:08:51,675 YOU DON'T SPEND AS MUCH TIME 225 00:08:57,514 --> 00:08:59,474 WHAT'S THIS? 226 00:09:05,772 --> 00:09:07,482 AH! 227 00:09:07,524 --> 00:09:10,485 JAY. I CAN'T TAKE IT 228 00:09:07,524 --> 00:09:10,485 ANYMORE. 229 00:09:10,527 --> 00:09:12,862 YOU'RE ALREADY STARTING 230 00:09:15,948 --> 00:09:18,117 I'M GETTING WORRIED 231 00:09:18,159 --> 00:09:19,494 I DON'T THINK SHE SLEPT AGAIN 232 00:09:19,536 --> 00:09:20,911 IT'S LIKE THE THIRD NIGHT 233 00:09:19,536 --> 00:09:20,911 IN A ROW. 234 00:09:31,548 --> 00:09:33,717 I'M SURE ALEX SLEPT. 235 00:09:31,548 --> 00:09:33,717 I DON'T KNOW. 236 00:09:33,758 --> 00:09:35,719 SHE'S SITTING AT HER DESK, 237 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,928 SHE'S READING HER BOOK 238 00:09:37,970 --> 00:09:39,723 MY LEOPARD PRINT SKIRT? 239 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:42,933 THAT'S IT. 240 00:09:42,975 --> 00:09:44,935 THAT'S 241 00:09:42,975 --> 00:09:44,935 THE ONE I'M WORRIED ABOUT. 242 00:09:44,977 --> 00:09:46,521 I'M GONNA GO TALK TO HER. 243 00:09:46,563 --> 00:09:48,105 I CAN'T BELIEVE 244 00:09:53,986 --> 00:09:55,321 WHAT'S THERE TO TALK ABOUT? 245 00:09:55,363 --> 00:09:57,323 I'M CONCERNED THAT 246 00:09:57,365 --> 00:09:58,949 FROM WHAT'S REALLY 247 00:09:58,991 --> 00:09:59,950 OH, MOM, THERE'S NOTHING 248 00:09:59,992 --> 00:10:01,952 IT'S JUST SEX. 249 00:10:01,994 --> 00:10:03,954 WHAT? 250 00:10:03,996 --> 00:10:06,750 IT'S REALLY 251 00:10:06,791 --> 00:10:08,334 OH. 252 00:10:08,376 --> 00:10:11,128 WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. 253 00:10:11,170 --> 00:10:12,963 I'M HELPING HIM PREP 254 00:10:13,005 --> 00:10:15,174 THAT HE DOESN'T WANT ANYBODY 255 00:10:19,178 --> 00:10:20,764 UH, ARE THERE 256 00:10:19,178 --> 00:10:20,764 ANY MORE QUESTIONS? 257 00:10:20,805 --> 00:10:21,972 NO. 258 00:10:22,014 --> 00:10:23,808 OH, THAT'S HIM. 259 00:10:25,017 --> 00:10:27,144 HEY! 260 00:10:25,017 --> 00:10:27,144 OH, YOU LOOK SO GOOD! 261 00:10:27,186 --> 00:10:28,979 ARE YOU READY? 262 00:10:33,025 --> 00:10:35,986 LET'S DO IT! 263 00:10:39,449 --> 00:10:41,158 UH, CAN I TRY THAT AGAIN? 264 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:42,827 NO, THAT WAS GREAT: 265 00:10:42,869 --> 00:10:44,995 UM, HOW DOES YOUR SPOUSE FEEL 266 00:10:42,869 --> 00:10:44,995 ABOUT YOU COACHING? 267 00:10:45,037 --> 00:10:48,040 OH, THIS ONE? 268 00:10:45,037 --> 00:10:48,040 HE'S MY ROCK. HE'S... 269 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,417 HE'S MY CONNIE BRITTON. 270 00:10:49,459 --> 00:10:51,586 YOUR CONNIE BRITTON? 271 00:10:51,628 --> 00:10:53,003 MRS. COACH 272 00:10:51,628 --> 00:10:53,003 ON "FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS." 273 00:10:53,045 --> 00:10:54,589 FOR A SECOND? 274 00:10:54,631 --> 00:10:56,006 UH... UM... 275 00:10:56,048 --> 00:10:57,592 UH, DON, ANNE? UH... 276 00:10:58,843 --> 00:11:00,219 WHAT'S UP? 277 00:11:00,261 --> 00:11:02,221 HOW INSULTING YOU'VE BEEN TO ME 278 00:11:00,261 --> 00:11:02,221 ALL MORNING? 279 00:11:02,263 --> 00:11:04,014 COMPARED YOU TO CONNIE BRITTON? 280 00:11:05,433 --> 00:11:07,435 YOU'D KNOW THAT 281 00:11:08,853 --> 00:11:10,187 BECAUSE "THE CAM SHOW" 282 00:11:10,229 --> 00:11:12,231 REALLY? YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET ME 283 00:11:10,229 --> 00:11:12,231 HAVE MY MOMENT HERE? 284 00:11:13,650 --> 00:11:15,025 I-I'M FINE WITH THAT. 285 00:11:19,238 --> 00:11:21,031 I DID NOT. 286 00:11:24,076 --> 00:11:25,829 REALLY? 287 00:11:24,076 --> 00:11:25,829 WHAT'S MY NEW CASE ABOUT? 288 00:11:25,870 --> 00:11:28,205 THE ONLY ONE I'VE BEEN 289 00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:33,043 CAM? 290 00:11:33,085 --> 00:11:34,671 IN THE WORLD? 291 00:11:34,712 --> 00:11:37,214 SHE WON'T 292 00:11:39,717 --> 00:11:41,427 YOU'RE TREATING ME TODAY. 293 00:11:41,469 --> 00:11:44,221 I AM NOT 294 00:11:41,469 --> 00:11:44,221 I... 295 00:11:54,106 --> 00:11:56,233 TO FRENCH? 296 00:11:56,275 --> 00:11:59,069 I DID. 297 00:11:59,111 --> 00:12:00,237 YOU CAN'T FORCE A KID 298 00:12:00,279 --> 00:12:01,906 THAT HE'S NOT. 299 00:12:01,948 --> 00:12:03,240 THAT'S WHY I HAVE 300 00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:12,667 BUT DON'T WORRY. 301 00:12:12,709 --> 00:12:15,085 SHE'S GOT THE SAME 302 00:12:15,127 --> 00:12:17,087 BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS? 303 00:12:17,129 --> 00:12:19,674 I CAN'T BELIEVE 304 00:12:17,129 --> 00:12:19,674 THAT YOU'RE BEING SO... 305 00:12:19,716 --> 00:12:22,092 IN... FER... UR... 306 00:12:22,134 --> 00:12:23,260 WHAT IS THE WORD? 307 00:12:23,302 --> 00:12:24,929 SELFISH. 308 00:12:23,302 --> 00:12:24,929 REALLY? 309 00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:30,935 IN MY HEAD BEFORE I SAY IT? 310 00:12:32,729 --> 00:12:35,105 BECAUSE I'M STRUGGLING 311 00:12:32,729 --> 00:12:35,105 TO FIND THE WORDS? 312 00:12:35,147 --> 00:12:38,108 IN MY SHOES FOR ONE MILE! 313 00:12:41,153 --> 00:12:43,113 HOW SMART I AM IN SPANISH? 314 00:12:43,155 --> 00:12:45,700 OF COURSE YOU DON'T. 315 00:12:54,542 --> 00:12:58,170 FOR "WOMEN," AM I RIGHT? 316 00:12:59,380 --> 00:13:01,549 MOTHER NATURE! 317 00:12:59,380 --> 00:13:01,549 CHEEZ-ITS! 318 00:13:06,554 --> 00:13:08,347 I'M NOT SURE WHERE HALEY IS. 319 00:13:08,389 --> 00:13:12,309 ACTUALLY, MR.I WAS 320 00:13:12,351 --> 00:13:14,520 OH, YEAH? 321 00:13:12,351 --> 00:13:14,520 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YA? 322 00:13:16,981 --> 00:13:18,524 MR. 323 00:13:21,193 --> 00:13:22,946 BUT I CAN'T DO IT FOREVER. 324 00:13:22,987 --> 00:13:24,948 I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHAT 325 00:13:28,367 --> 00:13:30,745 WHAT? 326 00:13:28,367 --> 00:13:30,745 AND... 327 00:13:41,213 --> 00:13:43,173 SKIP WOOSNUM? 328 00:13:41,213 --> 00:13:43,173 UM, I CAN PUT IN A CALL: 329 00:13:43,215 --> 00:13:45,551 HE DOESN'T REALLY GET BACK ... 330 00:13:43,215 --> 00:13:45,551 NO. 331 00:13:45,593 --> 00:13:47,177 YOU. 332 00:13:47,219 --> 00:13:49,179 WOW.I'M ... 333 00:13:47,219 --> 00:13:49,179 I'M SO FLATTERED. 334 00:13:49,221 --> 00:13:51,557 I'M, UH, 335 00:13:49,221 --> 00:13:51,557 I'M JUST NOT IN THE MARKET 336 00:14:01,233 --> 00:14:06,196 NEVER TAKE "NO" FOR AN ANSWER! 337 00:14:09,617 --> 00:14:12,578 UH, I'M A HARD WORKER, 338 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:19,585 OH! I'M BLANKING ON THE VERB! 339 00:14:19,627 --> 00:14:21,629 W-UH... WHEN YOU GIVE UP 340 00:14:19,627 --> 00:14:21,629 ON SOMETHING? 341 00:14:21,671 --> 00:14:23,213 QUIT? 342 00:14:21,671 --> 00:14:23,213 I HAD TO ASK 343 00:14:23,255 --> 00:14:25,215 BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW THE MEANING 344 00:14:25,257 --> 00:14:26,383 NICE! 345 00:14:26,425 --> 00:14:28,011 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 346 00:14:28,052 --> 00:14:30,220 I'M INTRODUCING YOU TO 347 00:14:30,262 --> 00:14:32,389 OH! 348 00:14:30,262 --> 00:14:32,389 OW! OH, MY RIBS! 349 00:14:32,431 --> 00:14:36,226 MR. 350 00:14:41,691 --> 00:14:43,233 DOING IT? 351 00:14:43,275 --> 00:14:45,235 MOTHER NATURE! 352 00:14:43,275 --> 00:14:45,235 CHEEZ-ITS! 353 00:14:45,277 --> 00:14:47,237 NO. 354 00:14:52,076 --> 00:14:53,619 HALEY HAS A JOB INTERVIEW? 355 00:14:53,661 --> 00:14:55,830 THAT'S WHERE SHE IS RIGHT NOW. 356 00:14:53,661 --> 00:14:55,830 WITH WHO? 357 00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:00,835 STYLIST TO THE STARS? 358 00:15:02,294 --> 00:15:03,253 HE'S THE ONE 359 00:15:03,295 --> 00:15:04,839 OH! 360 00:15:03,295 --> 00:15:04,839 OH, WOW! 361 00:15:04,881 --> 00:15:07,257 OUR LITTLE GIRL'S 362 00:15:04,881 --> 00:15:07,257 GONNA BE OKAY AFTER ALL! 363 00:15:07,299 --> 00:15:08,634 WHAT'D I TELL YA? 364 00:15:08,676 --> 00:15:11,261 SHE'S A FIGHTER. 365 00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:15,683 HE'S IN A MOOD. 366 00:15:15,725 --> 00:15:17,643 'KAY! 367 00:15:27,737 --> 00:15:30,698 I HATED THAT I DIDN'T KNOW 368 00:15:40,958 --> 00:15:42,877 HE WAS AMAZING! 369 00:15:42,919 --> 00:15:45,088 AND HE WASN'T DOING ANY OF IT 370 00:15:49,926 --> 00:15:51,677 AND A LIVING WAGE? 371 00:15:58,517 --> 00:16:00,477 IT'S UNFATHOMABLE. 372 00:16:18,788 --> 00:16:21,331 I'M SORRY I LET MANNY 373 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:23,751 I DIDN'T THINK 374 00:16:29,757 --> 00:16:31,175 MANNY'S NOT GONNA LIKE THAT. 375 00:16:31,217 --> 00:16:32,927 HE'S TOO MUCH INTO 376 00:16:32,969 --> 00:16:35,179 THE TUTOR'S NOT FOR MANNY. 377 00:16:32,969 --> 00:16:35,179 IT'S FOR ME. 378 00:16:45,982 --> 00:16:47,733 AY, JAY, I LOVE IT! 379 00:16:47,775 --> 00:16:50,736 THE STUPID ONE! 380 00:16:52,571 --> 00:16:54,740 IT'S ME. I'M BACK. 381 00:16:54,782 --> 00:16:56,533 WHY? 382 00:16:59,787 --> 00:17:01,371 I DON'T CARE WHAT'S ON 383 00:17:01,413 --> 00:17:02,748 YOU'RE NOT 384 00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:05,751 I'M INSANELY BUSY. 385 00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:07,377 THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. 386 00:17:08,587 --> 00:17:10,380 MR. 387 00:17:08,587 --> 00:17:10,380 IT'S HALEY DUNPHY. 388 00:17:15,803 --> 00:17:18,764 AH! I'M REALLY TOO BUSY 389 00:17:18,806 --> 00:17:22,018 OH! BUT I DROVE ALL THE WAY DOWN 390 00:17:18,806 --> 00:17:22,018 WE HAD AN APPOINTMENT! 391 00:17:22,059 --> 00:17:24,770 IT'S A LITTLE TOO CUTESY FOR ME. 392 00:17:27,606 --> 00:17:29,399 YOU REALLY DON'T. 393 00:17:29,441 --> 00:17:30,985 WIDE-EYED PERSON I'VE EVER SEEN. 394 00:17:35,072 --> 00:17:36,406 UH... 395 00:17:36,448 --> 00:17:38,617 WHAT IS THAT? 396 00:17:40,452 --> 00:17:41,996 HEY! 397 00:17:42,038 --> 00:17:43,580 I THINK IT'S WEIRD 398 00:17:42,038 --> 00:17:43,580 YOU DON'T LIKE CUTESY 399 00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:51,005 THAT'S GOOD. BUT NOT AT ME. 400 00:17:52,464 --> 00:17:54,424 WITH NIKKI'S OUTFIT. 401 00:17:54,466 --> 00:17:56,010 WHAT ARE THEY? 402 00:17:56,052 --> 00:17:58,428 UH, SHE'S STANDING RIGHT THERE. 403 00:17:58,470 --> 00:18:00,597 I'M DRESSED BETTER 404 00:18:04,643 --> 00:18:05,811 THAT BELT? 405 00:18:05,853 --> 00:18:07,437 THE '90s HAVE BEEN OUT 406 00:18:07,479 --> 00:18:09,648 AND THAT'S FIVE. 407 00:18:09,690 --> 00:18:11,441 NOW SHOULD I DO YOU? 408 00:18:14,486 --> 00:18:15,821 UHH! 409 00:18:15,863 --> 00:18:18,448 YES! 410 00:18:18,490 --> 00:18:20,450 VICTOIRE! C'EST MAGNIFIQUE! 411 00:18:20,492 --> 00:18:21,618 UH, EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN: 412 00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:23,037 WAS IT COACH TUCKER'S OPENNESS 413 00:18:23,079 --> 00:18:25,248 TO COME OUT? 414 00:18:25,289 --> 00:18:26,832 WHAT? 415 00:18:26,874 --> 00:18:28,458 HEY! 416 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,253 HEY, YOU! 417 00:18:31,337 --> 00:18:32,880 THANK YOU! 418 00:18:32,922 --> 00:18:33,881 ARE YOU WEARING MAKEUP? 419 00:18:33,923 --> 00:18:35,465 OH, WELL: JUST ON MY FACE 420 00:18:37,093 --> 00:18:38,468 NO, NO. I ... 421 00:18:38,510 --> 00:18:39,845 UH, COACH TUCKER: 422 00:18:39,887 --> 00:18:41,471 ON YOUR BIG WIN? 423 00:18:41,513 --> 00:18:43,640 OH, UM, I- 424 00:18:43,682 --> 00:18:45,475 UM... 425 00:18:43,682 --> 00:18:45,475 YEAH. 426 00:18:43,682 --> 00:18:45,475 IT'S FINE. 427 00:18:45,517 --> 00:18:48,104 HOW DOES THIS VICTORY FEEL? 428 00:18:51,315 --> 00:18:53,483 DON LIKED THAT ONE: 429 00:18:51,315 --> 00:18:53,483 DON'S LAUGHING. 430 00:18:53,525 --> 00:18:55,861 IT'S PRETTY GROUNDBREAKING HOW 431 00:18:55,903 --> 00:18:57,487 I'M GRATEFUL 432 00:18:59,115 --> 00:19:02,492 I'M MOST GRATEFUL FOR ... 433 00:19:04,328 --> 00:19:05,871 WHAT? 434 00:19:04,328 --> 00:19:05,871 UH, MITCHELL: 435 00:19:05,913 --> 00:19:07,123 UM... 436 00:19:05,913 --> 00:19:07,123 HI. 437 00:19:07,164 --> 00:19:08,540 HE'S AN ATTORNEY 438 00:19:11,919 --> 00:19:13,921 WHO DOESN'T 439 00:19:18,342 --> 00:19:20,344 I'M BUILDING TO SOMETHING. 440 00:19:33,565 --> 00:19:36,110 NO, THAT'S NOT IT. THAT'S NOT 441 00:19:33,565 --> 00:19:36,110 IT, BUT IT WAS SO CLOSE: 442 00:19:36,152 --> 00:19:39,113 YES, I AM STANDING HERE 443 00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:44,534 BUT... 444 00:19:44,576 --> 00:19:46,912 MY MAKEUP'S RUNNING, 445 00:19:44,576 --> 00:19:46,912 ISN'T IT? 446 00:19:48,789 --> 00:19:50,707 I DID IT! I GOT THE JOB! 447 00:19:50,749 --> 00:19:51,917 OH! OH! 448 00:19:50,749 --> 00:19:51,917 HONEY! 449 00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:53,543 I'M SO PROUD! OH! 450 00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:53,543 THANK YOU! 451 00:19:53,585 --> 00:19:54,962 SO GREAT. 452 00:19:55,004 --> 00:19:56,713 OH! 453 00:19:55,004 --> 00:19:56,713 SWEETHEART! 454 00:19:56,755 --> 00:19:58,548 I KNOW! 455 00:19:56,755 --> 00:19:58,548 IT WAS SUCH A ROLLER COASTER! 456 00:20:05,597 --> 00:20:07,350 SO I GOT BACK IN THERE! 457 00:20:09,435 --> 00:20:10,727 OH, MY GOD! 458 00:20:09,435 --> 00:20:10,727 MM. 459 00:20:15,399 --> 00:20:16,566 AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, 460 00:20:16,608 --> 00:20:18,152 BUT I'M SENSING A LITTLE HEAT 461 00:20:18,194 --> 00:20:19,569 OH, MY GOD! 462 00:20:18,194 --> 00:20:19,569 I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU! 463 00:20:19,611 --> 00:20:20,570 OH, THIS IS SO GREAT: 464 00:20:20,612 --> 00:20:22,365 MR. 465 00:20:25,201 --> 00:20:26,576 WHO'S BETH? 466 00:20:27,619 --> 00:20:29,579 OH. SO YOU TWO 467 00:20:27,619 --> 00:20:29,579 REALLY AREN'T TOGETHER? 468 00:20:29,621 --> 00:20:30,580 NO. 469 00:20:29,621 --> 00:20:30,580 NO. 470 00:20:30,622 --> 00:20:33,459 SHE'S, LIKE, 471 00:20:35,419 --> 00:20:37,380 CLAIRE? 472 00:20:39,006 --> 00:20:40,174 AND I CAN'T MAKE THEM STOP. 473 00:20:39,006 --> 00:20:40,174 I FORGOT HOW TO READ! 474 00:20:40,216 --> 00:20:41,967 OH, MY GOD. 475 00:20:42,009 --> 00:20:43,593 MOMMY? 476 00:20:43,635 --> 00:20:45,804 YOU'RE EXHAUSTED AND YOU 477 00:20:45,846 --> 00:20:47,390 COME WITH ME. 478 00:20:47,431 --> 00:20:51,977 YES, YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT 479 00:20:47,431 --> 00:20:51,977 EVERYTHING! 480 00:20:57,649 --> 00:20:58,608 "'KAY"? 481 00:20:58,650 --> 00:20:59,609 WHO SAYS "'KAY"? 482 00:20:59,651 --> 00:21:01,195 YOU'RE SO STUPID! 483 00:21:05,824 --> 00:21:07,617 GO! GO AROUND! 484 00:21:07,659 --> 00:21:09,619 GO AROUND! 485 00:21:09,661 --> 00:21:11,621 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE! 486 00:21:11,663 --> 00:21:13,416 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE! 487 00:21:13,457 --> 00:21:16,460 I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE! 488 00:21:16,502 --> 00:21:19,213 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 489 00:21:19,255 --> 00:21:22,007 I'M NOT... GOING... ANYWHERE. 490 00:21:22,049 --> 00:21:24,634 MR. 491 00:21:22,049 --> 00:21:24,634 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 492 00:21:24,676 --> 00:21:26,220 YOU'RE GONNA SEE ME. 493 00:21:26,262 --> 00:21:28,638 I'M GONNA SHOW YOU 494 00:21:26,262 --> 00:21:28,638 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE! 495 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,641 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE! 496 00:21:35,687 --> 00:21:36,605 Captions by VITAC :