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IN A PAN?

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A BOY

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NAMED SOUS...

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I DON'T GET IT,

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ALL RIGHT, PHILIP:

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IT'S, UH, INTERNATIONAL

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SO IT'S LIKE SHE'S RIGHT HERE

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HOW'S IT GOING IN HERE?

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YOU CAN

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I WAS

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I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MEXICO

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GOD, WE'RE REALLY GONNA

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I STILL DON'T GET WHY

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BECAUSE THEY'RE MEETING

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23 COLOMBIANS

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"LA TRANQUILA" ... THE QUIET ONE.

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HOLA: FAMILIA!

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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LUKE!

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WE DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT YOU.

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BYE! BYE-BYE!

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SEE YOU SOON!

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THE COLOMBIANS'

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THAT THING'S MADE OF DIRT.

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IT DIDN'T JUST RAIN?

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TO PHIL AND CLAIRE'S,

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BUT...

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WE'RE HAVING

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WHAT DID I SAY?

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"STEAK-CATION."

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IT'S STAY-CATION.

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OH, SO, THIS IS HOW

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WITH AN ENGLISH LESSON?

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"LA TRANQUILA."

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Captions by VITAC :

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OH, AND, HONEY: DON'T FORGET

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SO WHEN YOU'RE MAKING THE

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YOU CAN'T PUT ANY ...

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IT'S JUST EASY

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I'M NOT GOING

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NOW GO:

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You two need to run

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to the grocery store.

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I forgot green beans, yams,

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and cranberry sauce.

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WHAT'S IN THE CRIB?

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WHAT CRIB?

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YOU'RE A CRIB.

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SHOULDN'T YOU BE

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STUDYING?

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I'M DONE

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MM.

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SO GUILTY?

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YOU'RE GUILTY.

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TO BE A CHAMPION DEBATER?

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YOUR FATHER'S DOESN'T WORK OUT,

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BUT IF IT DOESN'T, THIS COULD

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PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM.

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I DIDN'T TRUST HIM.

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I'M GOING OFF

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YOU'RE KEEPING

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YOU'LL LIKE THIS BETTER.

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OH, MY GOSH:

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WHAT?

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PLEASE DON'T MAKE A THING

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I'VE SEEN YOU

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IN MIAMI?

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THIS ISN'T A RESTAURANT.

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UGH, I DON'T FEEL

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CAN YOU MAKE ME CEREAL?

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OR YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE

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IN FRONT OF THE TV?

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YES.

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NO.

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AND I'M MEAN DADDY.

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THAT'S NOT TRUE.

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ISN'T IT?

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WHAT'S THIS?

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HMM?

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I'M A SCREAMING DEMON,

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AND YOU'RE JUST A-SMILIN'

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REFRIGERATOR-WORTHY?

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YOU'RE HER PAL,

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AND I'M JUST THE

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DIDN'T IT?

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IT'S CRANBERRY SAUCE.

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BUT I'M SORRY, IF YOU SLICE IT,

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IT'S CRANBERRY JELLY.

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I'M LITERALLY DRIVING

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IN YOUR SLEEVE?

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BUT IT'S BASICALLY CAMPING.

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OHH!

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UH, HEY!

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OH! I'M ... I'M SO SORRY!

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I DIDN'T FEEL ANYTHING.

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OF ... OF COURSE

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WHY DIDN'T YOU HONK?

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WOULDN'T THAT HAVE

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JUST MADE IT WORSE?

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OH.

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NOW, PHILIP:

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I'M A LITTLE NEW AT THIS,

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MY WEDDING RING?

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WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

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I WAS ...

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WHO?

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I'M NOT GONNA THROW AWAY

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20 YEARS OF :

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IS THE SALAD BURNING?

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HERE'S EVERYTHING,

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SO-

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70 MILES AN HOUR:

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THAT THING'S

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YOU'RE A LITTLE CREEPY.

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I DON'T LOVE

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BUT IT'S NOT ALWAYS FUN

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YOU'RE TELLING ME.

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JEALOUS OF THEM?

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TOO?

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OH, YEAH, ALL THE TIME:

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PLE...

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"BILLION-DOLLAR IDEAS"?

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OOH,

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HEAD SCRATCHER "T.M."

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AHH.

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HUH? UH-HUH.

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HMM.

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ISN'T THAT

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TO TAKE ON HIS PAPER ROUTE?

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IT'S A FUN IDEA, HUH?

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THERE'S NO REASON

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YOU AND I CAN'T RELAX A LITTLE

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I'M IN.

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LET'S BE MORE

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WHAT'S GOING ON

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IN HERE?

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UM, N-

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WE ... IT'S NOT WHAT

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REALLY?

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NO.

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'CAUSE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

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OH!

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OH, NO!

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OH, MY GOD! AGAIN?

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I-IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

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IT'S TIME TO GO.

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I'M READY.

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OH, NO, SWEETIE:

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THOUGHTS?

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UH, WE'RE ALL DRESSED UP.

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YOU DON'T WANT TO BE

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DO YOU?

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I'M AFRAID WE CAN'T LEAVE

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OKAY:

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YOU SEE?

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"I WILL TREAT YOU

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WITH DIGNITY AND RESPECT,"

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OH, AND RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE

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IT'S ON.

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LET'S GO.

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REALLY?

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OUR

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CHILD'S WALKING AROUND LIKE

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NO, NO,

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WE CAN'T GO OUT NOW.

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THAT ANNOYING HABIT?

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CLAIRE'S BEEN PICKING HER UP

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THE LITTLE BIRD'S

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HEY, THIS COULD BE OUR NEW

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FROM OUR OWN FAMILY?

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HEY, IF THE INDIANS HID

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NO, JUST TAKING A BREAK

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I COULDN'T LOVE THEM MORE,

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BUT THE KENNEDYS DIDN'T GET

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SO YOU DON'T FEEL GUILTY?

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FOR WHAT?

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30-YEAR-OLD SCOTCH WITH PHIL?

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IT'S A HATE CRIME.

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LET'S HOPE THE POWER

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ISN'T OUT HERE, TOO.

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IT LOOKS FINE:

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THE PORCH LIGHT'S ON.

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TURKEY COMING THROUGH!

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SO, HOW'S IT GOING

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IN HERE?

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BUT WE'RE BACK ON TRACK.

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YOU'VE GOT YOUR

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OH.

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SO, HOW LONG

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AND GET

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THE BACKUP TURKEY?

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YOU'RE REALLY TRUSTING DAD

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TO DO THIS?

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IN ME.

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IT'S IN LILY'S BACKPACK

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OH.

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LET'S JUST GO DOWNSTAIRS

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AND TELL THEM THAT WE'RE HERE.

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ARE YOU KIDDING?

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AND MAKE IT GO AWAY?

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I'M ASKING YOU.

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DO YOU THINK THAT WOULD WORK?

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OH,

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MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

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COME ON: EVERYBODY!

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OUTSIDE FOR PICTURE TIME!

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YOU COULDN'T BE RIGHT.

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I'M GONNA GRAB A SCOTCH.

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KEEPS THE 7UP?

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YES, THE TRIP OVER HERE

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LIKE A SHARECROPPER'S NECK.

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PHILIP?

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YES, I WOULD SAY

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THEY ARE!

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SHE'S JUST TRYING

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YOU'RE RIGHT.

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IT'S NOT OVER.

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IT'S GONNA GET

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HEY. WHERE YOU GOING?

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IN THERE?

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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

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THAT'S OKAY.

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I'LL LEAVE YOUR ICE

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OH, NO, NO,

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NO, NO, NO!

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HI.

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SO, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE

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YOU'RE NOT A PERV.

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NO, IT'S OKAY.

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NO, I COULDN'T.

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IT'S OKAY.

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MM.

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WHAT IS THAT?

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OH, NOTHING:

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NO.

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TA-DA?

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OH, MY GOD!

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YOU HAVE MY UNDERWEAR?

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NO.

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YES, BUT IT'S NOT

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WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

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UH, THEY WERE

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

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DEEP FREAK!

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NO, I USED TO HAVE A CRUSH

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AH.

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FOR CORN?

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OH, MY GOD.

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JOE'S PLAYING WITH HIS "H."

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EVERYBODY'S HAPPY.

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Sí.

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INTO MY DAD'S BEDROOM?

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YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

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HMM-HMM-HMM-HMM!

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NO, NO, I AM NOT PUTTING ON

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ONE OF MY DAD'S

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AT CLAIRE'S?

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FOR PEPPER'S '80s LADIES PARTY,

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YOU'RE NOT PUTTING ON

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ONE OF GLORIA'S DRESSES.

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I'M SORRY.

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WE'RE BOTH

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NO,

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IT WON'T HAVE

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I PROMISE IF IT DOESN'T WORK,

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WE'LL DO IT YOUR WAY.

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BUT SHE'S JUST GETTING

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NO, THAT'S

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YOUR FATHER'S WAY.

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ABOUT THAT?

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I'M TELLING YOU,

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WELL:

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LET'S JUST GET THIS

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THEY'RE COMING BACK.

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WE'VE GOT

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AND GO WHERE?

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WE'LL SNEAK DOWN

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WE'LL RUN AROUND

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I'LL GRAB A COUPLE OF SUITCASES,

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AND I'LL MEET YOU THERE.

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HEY, SWEETIE:

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WHAT ARE YOU READING?

283
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WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

284
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IT'S DOLCE & GABBANA.

285
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SHE ASKED "WHAT," NOT "WHO."

286
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DO YOU SEE RED CARPET?

287
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OH, WELL:

288
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WE'RE JUST WEARING DRESSES

289
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OH, NO, I FORGOT:

290
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DOESN'T IT?

291
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OH, I DON'T WANT

292
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WHAT TO DO?

293
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I just can't believe I slipped

294
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into one of Gloria's dresses.

295
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Relax.

296
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It's a maternity poncho.

297
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AND, UH ...

298
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WHERE'S JOE?

299
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BRINGING HIM!

300
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I'M LUGGING TWO SUITCASES.

301
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EMPTY SUITCASES!

302
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IN THERE WITHOUT:?

303
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THE LITTLE TURKEY!

304
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I DON'T LIKE YOU

305
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NO, NO, THE LITTLE TURKEY

306
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IT'S STILL IN THE OVEN.

307
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I'LL SAY I HAVE TO PUT

308
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AND YOU GET RID

309
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I'M JUST SAYING

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I DON'T THINK

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NO, IF IT REALLY BOTHERS LILY:

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CAM,

313
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FAMILY!

314
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THE PARTY HERE?

315
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YES! HELLO!

316
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SO, HEY, D-

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THE REASON THAT WE'RE WEARING

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I GOT TO GET

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OH, MY GOD!

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HE'S FINE.

321
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SEE?

322
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THAT'S NOT NECESSARILY

323
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AND I'M GONNA TAKE

324
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EVERY DAY?

325
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IF IT'S OKAY WITH GRANDPA,

326
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IT'S OKAY WITH ME.

327
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THEY'RE FIGHTERS.

328
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AND NOW, PHILLIP:

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I'M GONNA MISS

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BUT IT'S TIME

331
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NO!

332
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WHAT?

333
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DRIED IT UP AND SHRUNK IT!

334
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IT'S TINY!

335
00:15:32,408 --> 00:15:34,492
11 PEOPLE WITH THIS PIGEON?

336
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HEY, DAD,

337
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HOW'S IT COMING?

338
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GREAT!

339
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AND WE'RE GOOD TO GO.

340
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THE BACKUP TURKEY'S

341
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IN LILY'S BOOK BAG.

342
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I'LL DO THE REST.

343
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I'VE NEVER FELT

344
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HEY, SO, UH, I WANT

345
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IT'S OKAY. IT WAS ...

346
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NO, NO,

347
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WE'RE GOOD.

348
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THAT WEREN'T REALLY MEANT.

349
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I KNOW YOU DON'T THINK

350
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I'M A PERV.

351
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AND ...

352
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I-I PROMISE I DON'T.

353
00:16:09,492 --> 00:16:11,784
OH, MANNY, COME ON:

354
00:16:11,826 --> 00:16:13,283
WE'RE REALLY TRYING

355
00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:16,700
THAT HAPPEN?

356
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I LIGHTENED MY HAIR?

357
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RIGHT?

358
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DO OTHER PEOPLE FEEL THIS WAY?

359
00:16:25,742 --> 00:16:28,034
BEFORE YOU'RE DONE,

360
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AW.

361
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OH.

362
00:16:31,951 --> 00:16:33,993
UH, YOU MEANT "HUG,"

363
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DIDN'T YOU?

364
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YUP. MM-HMM.

365
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HMM. I'M ... I'M SORRY.

366
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LOOK NORMAL-SIZED!

367
00:16:44,533 --> 00:16:47,118
A COASTER?

368
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IT'S PAST

369
00:16:50,241 --> 00:16:51,784
BUT I ALWAYS THINK THAT'S MORE

370
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I'M GONNA GET THEM

371
00:16:53,241 --> 00:16:54,575
AND NOW, PHILIP:

372
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TO THE SWEET GIRL I DOWNLOADED?

373
00:16:58,742 --> 00:17:01,492
SO, DID YOU HAVE IT OUT

374
00:16:58,742 --> 00:17:01,492
WITH OUR DAUGHTER?

375
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IT'S A HOLIDAY, AND I ...

376
00:17:03,659 --> 00:17:05,118
FINE!

377
00:17:07,492 --> 00:17:09,867
'CAUSE YOU'RE SO AFRAID

378
00:17:09,909 --> 00:17:12,492
JU...

379
00:17:14,118 --> 00:17:15,826
WHO DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THAT.

380
00:17:17,659 --> 00:17:19,867
DELICIOUS HOMEMADE BREAD?

381
00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:25,784
AM I...?

382
00:17:25,826 --> 00:17:27,575
OH, ALEX.

383
00:17:30,408 --> 00:17:32,408
SO WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD

384
00:17:30,408 --> 00:17:32,408
AND TAKE IT OUT TO OUR CAR?

385
00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:34,867
NO, LILY!

386
00:17:34,909 --> 00:17:36,199
UM, IT'S OKAY.

387
00:17:36,241 --> 00:17:38,199
PUT THE BACKPACK DOWN!

388
00:17:38,241 --> 00:17:40,575
MOM!

389
00:17:44,533 --> 00:17:48,199
NOW, PUT THAT BACKPACK ON

390
00:17:44,533 --> 00:17:48,199
AND MARCH IT OUT TO THE CAR!

391
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:50,492
IT'S TOO HEAVY.

392
00:17:50,533 --> 00:17:52,117
THAT'S TOUGH

393
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,700
BECAUSE I'M NOT CARRYING IT

394
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,700
FOR YOU ANYMORE!

395
00:17:53,742 --> 00:17:55,784
HUH?

396
00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:58,575
OH!

397
00:17:58,617 --> 00:18:00,575
SEE? I TOLD YOU

398
00:18:00,617 --> 00:18:02,784
IS IN THIS?

399
00:18:02,826 --> 00:18:04,366
NO!

400
00:18:06,325 --> 00:18:08,366
WE LEFT AT YOUR HOUSE?

401
00:18:08,408 --> 00:18:09,617
WHY IS THERE?

402
00:18:11,241 --> 00:18:12,283
WITH THE DINNER AT ALL?

403
00:18:14,241 --> 00:18:15,366
THAT I'D SCREW

404
00:18:14,241 --> 00:18:15,366
EVERYTHING UP?

405
00:18:15,408 --> 00:18:16,867
YOU KNOW WHAT?

406
00:18:18,659 --> 00:18:21,659
DINNER IS SERVED!

407
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,867
I-I-I DON'T ...

408
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,867
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

409
00:18:23,909 --> 00:18:25,199
DOES EVERYBODY GET ONE?

410
00:18:33,283 --> 00:18:35,659
PHIL!

411
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,826
AND NOW IT'S GOT TURKEY JUICE

412
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,826
ALL UP IN IT!

413
00:18:41,241 --> 00:18:42,575
COULD WE JUST STOP?

414
00:18:42,617 --> 00:18:44,993
FOR GOD'S SAKE.

415
00:18:45,034 --> 00:18:47,867
IS LUKE'S BIRTHDAY.

416
00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:49,784
HEY, THIS IS THE SUITCASE

417
00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:49,784
RIGHT?

418
00:18:51,033 --> 00:18:52,575
NO!

419
00:18:52,617 --> 00:18:54,199
WHAT THE HELL?

420
00:18:54,241 --> 00:18:57,366
LUKE!

421
00:18:57,408 --> 00:18:59,117
YOU'RE FINALLY A MAN!

422
00:19:06,033 --> 00:19:08,199
IN THERE FOR FOUR DAYS?

423
00:19:08,241 --> 00:19:10,784
IT'S A TRADITION.

424
00:19:10,826 --> 00:19:13,784
HOW DID YOU GET

425
00:19:10,826 --> 00:19:13,784
THAT THING THROUGH CUSTOMS?

426
00:19:16,241 --> 00:19:18,492
THEY...

427
00:19:21,241 --> 00:19:23,199
I'VE BEEN OILING

428
00:19:23,241 --> 00:19:24,993
THIS IS MY TURKEY!

429
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,366
DONE TO PERFECTION!

430
00:19:26,408 --> 00:19:28,117
CLAIRE!

431
00:19:28,158 --> 00:19:31,117
SO, HOW DID DAD'S TURKEY

432
00:19:28,158 --> 00:19:31,117
GET IN THEIR SUITCASE?

433
00:19:31,158 --> 00:19:32,992
THAT SMALL TURKEY COME FROM?

434
00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:34,199
TO COME HERE?

435
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,199
AT CLAIRE'S.

436
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,408
IT'S LIKE "THE CAINE MUTINY"

437
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,408
IN HERE!

438
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,199
A BR...

439
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,199
A BREAK FROM WHAT?

440
00:19:47,241 --> 00:19:49,241
FROM ...

441
00:19:51,408 --> 00:19:53,992
WE DON'T WEAR DRESSES

442
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,283
WHY DON'T YOU

443
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,700
HOME WITH YOU?

444
00:20:06,033 --> 00:20:08,199
WE'LL ORDER A PIZZA,

445
00:20:06,033 --> 00:20:08,199
AND WE'LL ALL CALL IT A NIGHT.

446
00:20:09,659 --> 00:20:11,199
NO, NO, NO, NO,

447
00:20:09,659 --> 00:20:11,199
NO, NO, NO, NO!

448
00:20:12,826 --> 00:20:15,033
BUT WE CAN'T JUST SKIP

449
00:20:12,826 --> 00:20:15,033
THANKSGIVING!

450
00:20:19,283 --> 00:20:20,617
AND HE'S NOT ANYMORE.

451
00:20:31,283 --> 00:20:32,700
AY.

452
00:20:31,283 --> 00:20:32,700
OHH.

453
00:20:35,241 --> 00:20:37,033
FINE.

454
00:20:35,241 --> 00:20:37,033
Sí.

455
00:20:37,075 --> 00:20:38,700
OKAY, COOL:

456
00:20:37,075 --> 00:20:38,700
WE'RE GOOD.

457
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:43,199
I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

458
00:20:47,826 --> 00:20:49,283
WHY DID WE EAT

459
00:20:47,826 --> 00:20:49,283
ALL THREE TURKEYS?

460
00:20:49,325 --> 00:20:51,575
I HOPE THAT THANKSGIVING'S

461
00:20:55,158 --> 00:20:57,908
MOM, CAN YOU TAKE THIS ONE?

462
00:20:55,158 --> 00:20:57,908
I'M EXHAUSTED.

463
00:21:05,241 --> 00:21:06,992
BUT YOU'RE NOT FOOLING

464
00:21:10,826 --> 00:21:12,283
EW.

465
00:21:10,826 --> 00:21:12,283
THAT'S HILARIOUS.

466
00:21:10,826 --> 00:21:12,283
I DON'T ...

467
00:21:12,325 --> 00:21:14,283
TURNING NICE AND PINK?

468
00:21:14,325 --> 00:21:16,117
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?