1 00:00:02,311 --> 00:00:04,689 LEFT IN OUR MAILBOX ... 2 00:00:04,730 --> 00:00:06,148 THAT'S LIKE 3 00:00:04,730 --> 00:00:06,148 ISN'T IT? 4 00:00:06,190 --> 00:00:07,692 IT'S GETTING 5 00:00:07,733 --> 00:00:09,485 OH, RELAX : IT'S PROBABLY 6 00:00:10,986 --> 00:00:12,780 WHO'S VICTOR? 7 00:00:12,822 --> 00:00:15,533 OH, BECAUSE I KNEW YOU'D NEVER 8 00:00:15,574 --> 00:00:17,117 HEY, MAYBE IT'S DYLAN 9 00:00:17,159 --> 00:00:18,369 MM. 10 00:00:18,410 --> 00:00:20,371 SO, VICTOR : 11 00:00:18,410 --> 00:00:20,371 IT'S A CLOSED DOOR? 12 00:00:20,412 --> 00:00:22,122 MAYBE IT'S NOT A GUY 13 00:00:20,412 --> 00:00:22,122 WHO'S IN LOVE WITH HALEY. 14 00:00:22,164 --> 00:00:23,708 OH, THANK YOU: 15 00:00:23,749 --> 00:00:25,417 MAYBE IT'S A GUY 16 00:00:23,749 --> 00:00:25,417 WHO'S OBSESSED WITH HALEY 17 00:00:29,380 --> 00:00:30,922 BE FOR HALEY? 18 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:33,175 HALEY ISN'T 19 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:40,932 THOSE FLOWERS COULD BE FOR ME? 20 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:43,977 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 21 00:00:44,019 --> 00:00:45,563 WHAT? 22 00:00:44,019 --> 00:00:45,563 YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? 23 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:02,872 YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? 24 00:01:02,954 --> 00:01:04,956 YOU CAN'T JUST DROP THAT 25 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:07,125 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US? 26 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:08,669 YOU'D GET ALL WEIRD 27 00:01:08,711 --> 00:01:10,045 AND ASK 28 00:01:10,087 --> 00:01:11,797 WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE? 29 00:01:10,087 --> 00:01:11,797 HOW DID YOU MEET HIM? 30 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:15,342 I'LL SHOW YOU A PHOTO. 31 00:01:15,384 --> 00:01:18,136 BUT NOW MY PHONE'S NOT WORKING. 32 00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:19,555 HMM. 33 00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:19,555 HMM. 34 00:01:19,597 --> 00:01:21,473 OH! OH, HERE HE IS: 35 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:23,016 FLYER? 36 00:01:23,058 --> 00:01:24,602 THAT'S HIM 37 00:01:23,058 --> 00:01:24,602 PONDERING THE PORK CHOPS? 38 00:01:24,643 --> 00:01:26,562 WHAT'S TO PONDER? 39 00:01:24,643 --> 00:01:26,562 THEY'RE $4.59 A POUND. 40 00:01:26,604 --> 00:01:28,439 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 41 00:01:26,604 --> 00:01:28,439 WHY IS HE IN THIS? 42 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:29,981 HE'S A MODEL, MOM. 43 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:31,567 OH, WAIT, WAIT: 44 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:31,567 YOUR BOYFRIEND'S A MODEL? 45 00:01:31,609 --> 00:01:33,068 HOW DID YOU MEET HIM? 46 00:01:33,110 --> 00:01:34,862 THERE'S NOT MUCH CROSSOVER 47 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:38,990 IT'S A REALLY LONG STORY. 48 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:40,451 I... 49 00:01:40,492 --> 00:01:42,661 OH, WELL : 50 00:01:40,492 --> 00:01:42,661 IT'S HIM. 51 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:48,166 I CAN'T BELIEVE 52 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:48,166 SHE DIDN'T TELL US ABOUT HIM. 53 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:50,001 OH, THAT'S 54 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:50,001 WHAT YOU CAN'T BELIEVE? 55 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:52,003 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 56 00:01:53,672 --> 00:01:55,674 BUT SHE CAN'T, 57 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:57,885 HE'S IN TODAY'S PAPER? 58 00:01:59,136 --> 00:02:01,472 I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SAY IT. 59 00:02:01,513 --> 00:02:02,807 SHE'S MAKING IT UP. 60 00:02:01,513 --> 00:02:02,807 MM. 61 00:02:02,848 --> 00:02:04,015 WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? 62 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:05,601 MAYBE SHE'S UPSET 63 00:02:07,645 --> 00:02:09,313 OH, AND REMEMBER WHEN 64 00:02:07,645 --> 00:02:09,313 SHE COULDN'T GET A 65 00:02:07,645 --> 00:02:09,313 DATE FOR HOMECOMING? 66 00:02:09,354 --> 00:02:11,189 SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T CARE, 67 00:02:11,231 --> 00:02:13,651 MM-HMM. OH, HONEY: 68 00:02:11,231 --> 00:02:13,651 WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER? 69 00:02:13,692 --> 00:02:15,736 OH, I- 70 00:02:13,692 --> 00:02:15,736 SO I DIDN'T REALLY... 71 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:19,657 DON'T BELIEVE HER? 72 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:23,661 I'M GONNA TELL HER TO INVITE 73 00:02:23,702 --> 00:02:25,663 AND I'LL BE SERVING A BIG, 74 00:02:23,702 --> 00:02:25,663 OLD PLATTER OF "I TOLD YOU SO." 75 00:02:25,704 --> 00:02:27,289 OH, GREAT: 76 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,502 AND I'LL INVITE MY BOYFRIEND, 77 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,502 BIGFOOT! 78 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:38,300 I GOT 79 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:42,304 TA-DA! 80 00:02:42,346 --> 00:02:44,097 BEHIND THE COUCH? 81 00:02:49,812 --> 00:02:51,229 WE'RE SHOWING LILY 82 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:56,568 IT'S REALLY A GIFT 83 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,696 OHH! 84 00:02:58,737 --> 00:03:00,781 WHEN WE KNOW WE'RE NOT DIRTY. 85 00:03:00,823 --> 00:03:02,700 THAT'S WHY 86 00:03:06,328 --> 00:03:08,288 IN YOUR BACK POCKET? 87 00:03:08,330 --> 00:03:09,707 YEP. 88 00:03:09,748 --> 00:03:12,334 BUP-UP-UP! 89 00:03:15,337 --> 00:03:19,008 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 90 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:24,596 BUT YOU'RE PUTTING ON A BOW TIE 91 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:24,596 FOR SOME DOG'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 92 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:27,098 IT'S ALL GOOD FUN. 93 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:27,098 THE BIRNBAUMS CAN'T HAVE KIDS. 94 00:03:32,437 --> 00:03:34,023 WHY ARE YOU SO CRANKY? 95 00:03:35,357 --> 00:03:38,569 RIPPED ME OFF FOR 40 BUCKS 96 00:03:41,238 --> 00:03:43,156 ON YOUR DRESSER? 97 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:46,159 OH, MAN. 98 00:03:46,201 --> 00:03:47,369 WHEN I WAS GROWING UP? 99 00:03:47,411 --> 00:03:48,620 I'D HAVE HAD 100 00:03:50,205 --> 00:03:51,957 WHERE'D YOU GO TO SCHOOL ... 101 00:03:50,205 --> 00:03:51,957 "GUYS AND DOLLS"? 102 00:03:57,755 --> 00:03:59,548 FOR THE PARTY? 103 00:03:59,590 --> 00:04:02,175 IT'S MY FIRST TIME 104 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,515 WE WON'T BE LATE. 105 00:04:10,392 --> 00:04:12,644 BUT DON'T EAT THE DEVILED EGGS 106 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,980 BECAUSE THEY'RE 107 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,980 FOR TOMORROW'S PICNIC. 108 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:16,732 SOMEBODY'S CAT GOING TO COLLEGE? 109 00:04:16,774 --> 00:04:18,776 NO, SOME OF GLORIA'S FRIENDS 110 00:04:18,817 --> 00:04:20,151 IT'S ACTUALLY 111 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:22,237 YES, THEY'RE VERY DECENT, 112 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:24,949 AT MIRABELLE'S FAKE WEDDING. 113 00:04:24,990 --> 00:04:26,533 ZOOBOO! 114 00:04:26,575 --> 00:04:28,535 NO, YOU'VE ALREADY WATCHED 115 00:04:26,575 --> 00:04:28,535 "ZOOBOO" SIX TIMES TODAY. 116 00:04:28,577 --> 00:04:29,661 WE'RE GONNA WATCH 117 00:04:32,581 --> 00:04:33,624 IF NOT, 118 00:04:32,581 --> 00:04:33,624 HE'S GONNA FREAK OUT. 119 00:04:35,084 --> 00:04:36,877 AND HE BIT 120 00:04:45,803 --> 00:04:47,220 HI, UH, UM... 121 00:04:47,262 --> 00:04:49,556 B... AH! 122 00:04:49,598 --> 00:04:51,182 YES, YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T 123 00:04:49,598 --> 00:04:51,182 DIDN'T YOU? 124 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:53,351 SO, HOW'S 125 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:53,351 YOUR FIRST WEEK BEEN? 126 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:54,352 I'M GETTING A DIVORCE. 127 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:56,187 OH. GOD. 128 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:58,440 UM... SO... 129 00:04:58,482 --> 00:05:00,358 IT'S REALLY HARD TO BE ALONE, 130 00:04:58,482 --> 00:05:00,358 YOU KNOW? 131 00:05:02,111 --> 00:05:04,571 HEY, YOU KNOW WHO ELSE 132 00:05:04,613 --> 00:05:06,281 14 MONTHS: 133 00:05:04,613 --> 00:05:06,281 OH, GOSH: 134 00:05:06,323 --> 00:05:08,199 SOMETIMES IT'S GOOD TO GET 135 00:05:06,323 --> 00:05:08,199 HUH? 136 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,201 WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX 137 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,201 IN 14 MONTHS: 138 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:12,079 20 YEARS: 139 00:05:12,121 --> 00:05:13,497 THAT'S A NICE, 140 00:05:13,538 --> 00:05:15,124 OHH! 141 00:05:15,165 --> 00:05:17,292 LIKE THAT'S A REASON TO LEAVE? 142 00:05:17,334 --> 00:05:19,044 GAH! 143 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:22,213 ALL HIS HABITS AND REQUESTS! 144 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:25,509 GOD! I'VE DONE MORE PADDLING 145 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:25,509 THAN LEWIS AND CLARK! 146 00:05:25,550 --> 00:05:28,137 YOU OUT THERE? 147 00:05:28,178 --> 00:05:30,681 OH, SHE'S GONE. 148 00:05:30,722 --> 00:05:33,224 I-IF THERE'S ANYTHING 149 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:34,852 COULD I STAY WITH YOU? 150 00:05:34,893 --> 00:05:36,311 WHAT'S THAT? 151 00:05:36,353 --> 00:05:40,107 SO, LARRY'S ALLOWED 152 00:05:36,353 --> 00:05:40,107 TO SIT ON THE COUCH AND I'M NOT? 153 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,237 OH, UH, 154 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,237 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 155 00:05:47,572 --> 00:05:49,282 HELLO? 156 00:05:47,572 --> 00:05:49,282 Hey, Cam. 157 00:05:49,324 --> 00:05:50,742 SO, LISTEN: YOU REMEMBER 158 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,452 MY ... MY NEW FRIEND 159 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,452 RIGHT? 160 00:05:52,494 --> 00:05:54,163 WHO? 161 00:05:54,203 --> 00:05:55,455 THAT'S RIGHT ... 162 00:05:54,203 --> 00:05:55,455 OH! 163 00:05:55,497 --> 00:05:57,124 UH, SO, 164 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:02,880 OH, MY GOSH: 165 00:06:02,921 --> 00:06:04,882 OH, 166 00:06:02,921 --> 00:06:04,882 SHOOT AND DARN IT! 167 00:06:07,176 --> 00:06:08,426 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 168 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:10,512 AHH, THERE'S NO WAY 169 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:10,512 HUH? 170 00:06:10,554 --> 00:06:12,263 Fight your instincts. 171 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:17,268 OKAY. 172 00:06:18,937 --> 00:06:21,106 But I ... 173 00:06:18,937 --> 00:06:21,106 I am being nice! 174 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:23,525 OKAY? 175 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:23,525 I ... I-I- 176 00:06:25,569 --> 00:06:27,863 I DIDN'T MEAN IT. 177 00:06:29,364 --> 00:06:31,449 THAT'S WHY YOU ASKED HER. 178 00:06:29,364 --> 00:06:31,449 YOU'RE JUST SCARED. 179 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:34,786 NO, NO, IT WAS 180 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:35,871 THAT'S RIGHT. 181 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:38,456 DINNER AT 7:30. 182 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:44,129 TOO. 183 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:46,924 SO... HUH? 184 00:06:50,928 --> 00:06:52,303 OH! 185 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:53,805 YOU'RE THE BEST! 186 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:53,805 SO ... 187 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:54,514 MM! 188 00:06:54,556 --> 00:06:56,100 MM. 189 00:06:57,642 --> 00:06:59,103 THAT'S OKAY. 190 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,531 WHOEVER'S IN CHARGE 191 00:07:11,573 --> 00:07:13,575 OR FOR PEOPLE? 192 00:07:13,617 --> 00:07:15,702 I HOPE IT'S FOR PEOPLE. 193 00:07:13,617 --> 00:07:15,702 I'VE HAD FOUR OF THEM. 194 00:07:15,744 --> 00:07:17,955 ARE YOU HAVING FUN? 195 00:07:15,744 --> 00:07:17,955 AY, YES. 196 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:24,628 OH, GUMDROP: LOOK! 197 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:24,628 STELLA'S HERE! 198 00:07:24,669 --> 00:07:26,337 LET'S GET A PICTURE. 199 00:07:27,672 --> 00:07:30,550 PUPPARAZZI! 200 00:07:27,672 --> 00:07:30,550 HOW GREAT IS THAT? 201 00:07:33,762 --> 00:07:35,346 SHE'LL NIP YOU. 202 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:36,431 O- 203 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:40,351 NOW, REALLY GET TIGHT 204 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:41,812 NO! NO, NO, NO! 205 00:07:41,853 --> 00:07:43,939 ENOUGH. 206 00:07:41,853 --> 00:07:43,939 OH, GLORIA ... 207 00:07:43,981 --> 00:07:45,356 I ... 208 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:47,067 YOU'RE NOT A DOG PERSON. 209 00:07:47,109 --> 00:07:48,401 NO, I'M OKAY 210 00:07:48,443 --> 00:07:50,654 I'M JUST NOT 211 00:07:53,991 --> 00:07:55,200 IT'S JUST FUN. 212 00:07:56,451 --> 00:07:58,287 THERE'S A BUFFET 213 00:08:00,455 --> 00:08:03,458 JAY, 214 00:08:00,455 --> 00:08:03,458 BUT ... 215 00:08:05,043 --> 00:08:06,377 NOW, 216 00:08:05,043 --> 00:08:06,377 DO YOU THINK IT'S FAIR 217 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:08,839 TO USE THE WORD "CRAZY" 218 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:14,303 I-I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME, 219 00:08:16,054 --> 00:08:18,015 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH: 220 00:08:18,056 --> 00:08:20,475 GOD, WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS 221 00:08:18,056 --> 00:08:20,475 LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT MAN? 222 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:24,395 FUNNY! 223 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,275 WHAT? 224 00:08:28,317 --> 00:08:30,568 THAT'S WHAT BEING NICE 225 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:32,487 I'M PROUD OF YOU. 226 00:08:32,529 --> 00:08:33,864 I'M JUST 227 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:36,700 I DON'T KNOW IF I'D USE 228 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:36,700 THE WORD "HERO," BUT... 229 00:08:36,741 --> 00:08:38,035 "HERO"? 230 00:08:38,076 --> 00:08:39,410 YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME. 231 00:08:41,371 --> 00:08:43,414 OH, GOD. 232 00:08:41,371 --> 00:08:43,414 OH! 233 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:45,125 HEY, 234 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:45,125 YOU GUYS HAVE A CAT? 235 00:08:45,167 --> 00:08:47,127 UM, HOW ABOUT I FRESHEN UP 236 00:08:45,167 --> 00:08:47,127 HUH? 237 00:08:47,169 --> 00:08:49,129 OH, NO. 238 00:08:47,169 --> 00:08:49,129 UM... 239 00:08:49,171 --> 00:08:51,422 CAM, WHAT 240 00:08:49,171 --> 00:08:51,422 HERE? 241 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:52,423 YOU KNOW? 242 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:54,218 OH, 243 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:54,218 YOU KNOW WHAT? 244 00:08:54,259 --> 00:08:56,011 WE HAVEN'T EVEN GIVEN BRENDA 245 00:08:54,259 --> 00:08:56,011 A TOUR OF OUR GA... UH, GARAGE: 246 00:08:56,053 --> 00:08:57,428 OUR ... 247 00:08:56,053 --> 00:08:57,428 OH, NO. 248 00:08:56,053 --> 00:08:57,428 I DON'T LIKE GARAGES. 249 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,514 THAT'S WHERE DOUG 250 00:09:04,353 --> 00:09:07,022 OH, GEEZ: 251 00:09:07,064 --> 00:09:09,440 WHOO! YOU KNOW? 252 00:09:07,064 --> 00:09:09,440 AND I'M LIKE... 253 00:09:10,775 --> 00:09:13,737 MORE THAN A PERSON? 254 00:09:13,778 --> 00:09:14,946 MM. 255 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,865 OUR SHED? 256 00:09:16,907 --> 00:09:18,449 THERE'S A SHED. 257 00:09:20,202 --> 00:09:22,162 I'M A LITTLE MESSY. 258 00:09:22,204 --> 00:09:23,747 DOUG! 259 00:09:23,788 --> 00:09:26,250 LIFE'S A LITTLE MESSY. 260 00:09:26,291 --> 00:09:29,378 MY ... 261 00:09:29,419 --> 00:09:31,963 BUT... 262 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:34,966 YOU KNOW WHAT? 263 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:38,762 I'M NOT SURPRISED. 264 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:38,762 SHE'S LOSING A LOT OF FLUIDS. 265 00:09:38,803 --> 00:09:41,431 IT'S AS IF DOUG WAS OVER HERE. 266 00:09:38,803 --> 00:09:41,431 I KNOW. 267 00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:43,725 ALEC! 268 00:09:43,767 --> 00:09:45,476 HEY. 269 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:52,943 IS WORTH BREAKING MINE? 270 00:09:52,984 --> 00:09:54,361 IT'S KIND OF WORTH IT. 271 00:09:54,403 --> 00:09:55,946 HE CAN DO 272 00:09:55,987 --> 00:09:58,698 YEAH. I-I- 273 00:09:55,987 --> 00:09:58,698 I'M SORRY I'M LASHING OUT. 274 00:10:02,577 --> 00:10:06,331 YOU'RE MAKING THIS WORSE. 275 00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:09,709 HEY. 276 00:10:09,751 --> 00:10:11,336 I KNEW YOU COULDN'T LEAVE 277 00:10:09,751 --> 00:10:11,336 WITHOUT ONE LAST KISS! 278 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:13,755 WE CAN WORK THIS OUT! 279 00:10:13,797 --> 00:10:16,800 I'M ... I'M ... I'M GONNA 280 00:10:13,797 --> 00:10:16,800 AREN'T I? 281 00:10:16,841 --> 00:10:19,386 UH, I WAS HOPING YOU COULD 282 00:10:19,428 --> 00:10:21,430 YEAH. 283 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:31,522 SO, HONEY: 284 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:31,522 WE'VE BEEN TALKING, 285 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,524 MM-HMM. 286 00:10:35,277 --> 00:10:36,403 HE WAS HERE? 287 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:41,325 OH, LOOK AT THAT: 288 00:10:41,366 --> 00:10:44,244 OH, IT LOOKS 289 00:10:41,366 --> 00:10:44,244 LIKE "ALEX." 290 00:10:44,286 --> 00:10:46,704 THE "C" JUST GOT SMUDGED. 291 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:49,791 BUT THE "C" GOT SMUDGED. 292 00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:51,626 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TEXT HIM 293 00:10:51,668 --> 00:10:53,337 FOR DINNER? 294 00:10:53,378 --> 00:10:55,172 I CAN'T. 295 00:10:55,213 --> 00:10:56,465 MM. 296 00:10:55,213 --> 00:10:56,465 OH, NO. 297 00:10:56,506 --> 00:10:58,800 HE'S MOVING TO AFRICA. 298 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,805 I'M SO SORRY. 299 00:11:06,683 --> 00:11:08,559 OH, DON'T WORRY. 300 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,191 OKAY: 301 00:11:14,232 --> 00:11:15,942 AY, DIOS MíO, MANNY: 302 00:11:14,232 --> 00:11:15,942 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH JOE? 303 00:11:15,984 --> 00:11:17,361 HE'S A DRUG ADDICT. 304 00:11:17,402 --> 00:11:20,030 OF MIND-LIQUEFYING "ZOOBOO," 305 00:11:24,242 --> 00:11:26,495 I'D SERIOUSLY SUGGEST 306 00:11:24,242 --> 00:11:26,495 A 12- 307 00:11:26,535 --> 00:11:28,579 AY, NO, JOE. 308 00:11:26,535 --> 00:11:28,579 NO MORE "ZOOBOO." 309 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:31,582 AY, NO. 310 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:34,669 HE'S GOING TO 311 00:11:36,421 --> 00:11:37,672 WHY ARE YOU HOME? 312 00:11:37,714 --> 00:11:40,633 BUSTER'S PARTY 313 00:11:40,675 --> 00:11:43,636 I DON'T KNOW WHY JAY 314 00:11:43,678 --> 00:11:44,679 I DON'T KNOW. 315 00:11:44,721 --> 00:11:46,597 IS HIS WAY 316 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,477 IT'S HARD. 317 00:11:50,519 --> 00:11:53,480 YOU DON'T LIKE GOLF OR SCOTCH 318 00:11:53,522 --> 00:11:55,106 IT'S TRUE. 319 00:11:53,522 --> 00:11:55,106 I DON'T LIKE IKE. 320 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,198 IT'S NOT LIKE JAY 321 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,782 DOESN'T GET OUT OF 322 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,826 HE'S GOING TO YOUR 323 00:12:06,868 --> 00:12:08,328 YOU'RE RIGHT. 324 00:12:11,956 --> 00:12:13,291 IT'S THE WRONG COUNTRY. 325 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,626 BUT HE'S SWEET. 326 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,628 YOU KNOW WHAT? 327 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:21,632 YOU GUYS WANT TO COME? 328 00:12:23,592 --> 00:12:25,803 AT BUSTER'S BRIS. 329 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:27,847 LET'S GET THIS WOMAN 330 00:12:27,889 --> 00:12:30,350 OUT OF 331 00:12:30,392 --> 00:12:32,269 I DON'T KNOW 332 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:36,565 SO, NICE BATH? AHH. 333 00:12:36,605 --> 00:12:38,816 OH, YEAH, THE BEST: 334 00:12:36,605 --> 00:12:38,816 I'M SO READY FOR BED. 335 00:12:40,985 --> 00:12:43,113 OH, WELL: WE'LL GET AT IT 336 00:12:43,154 --> 00:12:44,573 NO, NO, NO, 337 00:12:44,613 --> 00:12:45,740 I JUST DON'T FEEL 338 00:12:45,782 --> 00:12:47,158 OH, WELL: 339 00:12:49,286 --> 00:12:50,579 AHH! 340 00:12:50,619 --> 00:12:52,289 THAT'S A SMALL CLOUD. 341 00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:53,748 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 342 00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:53,748 IT'S DECEPTIVELY COMFY. 343 00:12:53,790 --> 00:12:55,542 OH. 344 00:12:55,584 --> 00:12:57,127 IF I DON'T 345 00:12:55,584 --> 00:12:57,127 REALLY? 346 00:12:57,168 --> 00:12:58,669 OH, OKAY: 347 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,547 SO, THERE YOU ARE: 348 00:13:01,965 --> 00:13:03,550 I'M NOT ... I'M PRETTY SURE 349 00:13:01,965 --> 00:13:03,550 THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK. 350 00:13:03,592 --> 00:13:04,884 NO, NO, THIS WILL BE FINE: 351 00:13:04,926 --> 00:13:06,303 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 352 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,055 THERE WE GO. 353 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,055 OH, MY. 354 00:13:09,097 --> 00:13:10,348 SEE YOU 355 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,682 MY HEAD'S ... 356 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,602 OH. 357 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,602 WHAT WE WERE THINKING? 358 00:13:13,642 --> 00:13:15,145 HERE. 359 00:13:15,186 --> 00:13:16,563 OKAY. 360 00:13:17,646 --> 00:13:19,065 HERE'S AN IDEA. 361 00:13:19,107 --> 00:13:22,068 YOUR COUCH IN THE LIVING ROOM? 362 00:13:22,110 --> 00:13:24,404 UH... 363 00:13:22,110 --> 00:13:24,404 UH... 364 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,698 UH... 365 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:28,699 I'M SHAKING. 366 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:29,909 WHY? 367 00:13:29,951 --> 00:13:32,078 NO, SHE'S MAKING 368 00:13:41,838 --> 00:13:44,715 YOU'RE BACK? 369 00:13:41,838 --> 00:13:44,715 WHAT'S GOING ON? 370 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,968 I'M SORRY. I LOVE YOU, 371 00:13:49,678 --> 00:13:50,805 YOU DON'T THINK 372 00:13:49,678 --> 00:13:50,805 IT'S CRAZY ANYMORE? 373 00:13:50,847 --> 00:13:52,390 I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 374 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,184 BUT MANNY'S RIGHT. 375 00:13:54,225 --> 00:13:57,728 IN EACH OTHER'S ACTIVITIES. 376 00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,730 WOW. 377 00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,730 SO, THIS WAS YOUR IDEA? 378 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,232 IT'S SORT OF 379 00:14:03,401 --> 00:14:04,735 THIS IS GREAT! 380 00:14:05,987 --> 00:14:07,738 WE'LL GRAB YOU AND YOUR MOM 381 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,199 OH. 382 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,741 I DIDN'T DO MUCH. 383 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,743 THAT'S ALL. 384 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,743 I WANTED HER TO LEAVE! 385 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,037 WHAT? 386 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,376 "MAYBE WE SHOULD 387 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,376 DO SOME THINGS SEPARATELY." 388 00:14:24,714 --> 00:14:25,923 BUT NOW 389 00:14:24,714 --> 00:14:25,923 I'VE GOT NO CHIP. 390 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,800 HEY, HOW ABOUT NEXT TIME 391 00:14:30,011 --> 00:14:32,222 YOU CAN'T BE CLUED IN. 392 00:14:30,011 --> 00:14:32,222 YOU'RE A PATSY. 393 00:14:32,263 --> 00:14:34,474 HEY, UM, THERE WAS TALK 394 00:14:32,263 --> 00:14:34,474 OF AN ICE-CREAM BONE? 395 00:14:34,516 --> 00:14:37,768 TOO. 396 00:14:34,516 --> 00:14:37,768 USE YOUR HEAD! 397 00:14:39,229 --> 00:14:41,272 YOU ALONE? 398 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,774 IN HERE? 399 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,485 DO YOU? 400 00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:50,657 FOR WHAT? 401 00:14:50,699 --> 00:14:52,701 WHEN WE DIDN'T THINK 402 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,287 I GUESS. 403 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,794 WHAT WE'RE WORRIED 404 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:08,007 IT'S NECESSARY TO... 405 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:10,801 OH, MY GOD. 406 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,512 YOU GUYS DON'T THINK 407 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,512 ALEC IS REAL? 408 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,891 SO DO I. 409 00:15:23,314 --> 00:15:24,899 I'M THAT PATHETIC 410 00:15:24,941 --> 00:15:27,235 THAT I'D HAVE TO CREATE 411 00:15:24,941 --> 00:15:27,235 SOME IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND? 412 00:15:27,277 --> 00:15:30,614 YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOT IMAGINARY? 413 00:15:30,655 --> 00:15:31,989 DON'T! DON'T! 414 00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:34,117 F.Y.I., I CHANGED 415 00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:34,117 MY FACEBOOK STATUS TO "SINGLE" 416 00:15:37,078 --> 00:15:39,080 YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, 417 00:15:37,078 --> 00:15:39,080 DO YOU? 418 00:15:39,122 --> 00:15:41,082 YOU'VE HAD 419 00:15:41,124 --> 00:15:42,500 HALEY'S RECORD. 420 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,835 HE'S REAL. 421 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:47,422 HIS NAME IS:TEDDY? 422 00:15:47,464 --> 00:15:48,839 UH-HUH. 423 00:15:50,592 --> 00:15:52,677 OH. 424 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,845 ABOUT THIS YOUNG MAN? 425 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,431 HE'S NEW TO OUR SCHOOL. 426 00:15:56,473 --> 00:16:00,226 STORE ... 427 00:16:00,268 --> 00:16:01,852 AND HE'S A BIT 428 00:16:05,690 --> 00:16:08,318 HE'S NOT REALLY 429 00:16:05,690 --> 00:16:08,318 HE'S JUST A REBOUND. 430 00:16:08,359 --> 00:16:09,778 IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER. 431 00:16:09,819 --> 00:16:11,655 UGH, WHY AM I 432 00:16:09,819 --> 00:16:11,655 EVEN TALKING TO YOU GUYS? 433 00:16:11,696 --> 00:16:12,572 LEAVE! 434 00:16:14,157 --> 00:16:15,825 GET OUT! 435 00:16:19,162 --> 00:16:20,871 IN HER EYES? 436 00:16:22,499 --> 00:16:24,459 THAT'S TERRIFYING. 437 00:16:24,501 --> 00:16:26,294 ABOUT THESE "CRAZY PARTIES" 438 00:16:26,336 --> 00:16:27,587 "FULL OF WOMEN." 439 00:16:27,629 --> 00:16:28,879 BUT WHEN I'D ASK HIM 440 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:29,964 HE'D GIVE ME 441 00:16:30,006 --> 00:16:32,342 WHAT ELSE SHE'S MAKING UP. 442 00:16:34,844 --> 00:16:35,928 ESTHER CHOI? 443 00:16:35,970 --> 00:16:37,764 SHE DOESN'T EXIST! 444 00:16:40,391 --> 00:16:42,560 WHAT DO WE DO? 445 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:43,978 BACK TO THAT THERAPIST? 446 00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:45,480 THE ONE 447 00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:45,480 WE'VE NEVER MET? 448 00:16:45,522 --> 00:16:47,190 NO! WAIT! 449 00:16:47,231 --> 00:16:49,859 DON'T OPEN IT! MOVE AWAY! 450 00:16:47,231 --> 00:16:49,859 IT'S FOR ME! MOVE! 451 00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:55,323 DAMN. 452 00:16:55,365 --> 00:16:57,367 TEDDY? 453 00:17:01,538 --> 00:17:03,707 OH, 454 00:17:03,748 --> 00:17:05,416 LET'S GO. 455 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,546 OKAY: 456 00:17:09,587 --> 00:17:12,298 YES! OUR LITTLE GIRL 457 00:17:09,587 --> 00:17:12,298 ISN'T CRAZY! 458 00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:13,383 TEDDY'S REAL! 459 00:17:13,424 --> 00:17:15,802 REAL FREAKY! 460 00:17:13,424 --> 00:17:15,802 I'M GOING! 461 00:17:19,597 --> 00:17:21,558 CAM, YOU'RE SNORING. 462 00:17:21,599 --> 00:17:22,809 WHAT? 463 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:25,812 WAS THAT ME? 464 00:17:25,854 --> 00:17:27,938 OH, MY GOD. 465 00:17:25,854 --> 00:17:27,938 OH, MY GOD. 466 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,940 OUT HERE? 467 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,151 SHE HAS 468 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,151 BOTH OF THEM? 469 00:17:32,193 --> 00:17:34,945 OH, MY GOSH: 470 00:17:32,193 --> 00:17:34,945 GET THE ICE CREAM! 471 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,155 WHAT DO WE DO? 472 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,155 SHOULD WE WAKE HER UP? 473 00:17:36,197 --> 00:17:37,615 AND SAY WHAT? 474 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,868 "WOULD YOU MIND TERRIBLY 475 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,868 GETTING OFF OUR COUCH? 476 00:17:39,909 --> 00:17:41,035 BE GLAZING IT." 477 00:17:41,077 --> 00:17:42,579 A BETTER IDEA? 478 00:17:44,372 --> 00:17:45,832 WHAT AM I DOING? 479 00:17:44,372 --> 00:17:45,832 WHAT AM I DOING? 480 00:17:45,874 --> 00:17:48,334 WE'LL GET THIS 481 00:17:52,213 --> 00:17:54,215 DIDN'T GET A DROP OF NOTHIN' 482 00:17:54,257 --> 00:17:55,966 WE'RE GONNA GET BACK TO WHY 483 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,176 LADY DI'S WEDDING. 484 00:17:57,218 --> 00:17:58,553 CAM, 485 00:17:57,218 --> 00:17:58,553 SHE'S GONNA WAKE UP. 486 00:17:58,595 --> 00:18:00,263 OH, PLEASE: SHE'S GOT 487 00:18:00,304 --> 00:18:01,972 SHE'S GONNA RATTLE 488 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:02,973 ROLL! 489 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:06,185 NO, I DON'T WANNA. 490 00:18:06,227 --> 00:18:08,062 WHAT DO I DO? 491 00:18:06,227 --> 00:18:08,062 WHAT DO I DO? 492 00:18:09,939 --> 00:18:11,441 NO, DOUG: 493 00:18:11,482 --> 00:18:13,234 NOW, WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO 494 00:18:11,482 --> 00:18:13,234 IS I'LL PUSH HER THIS WAY 495 00:18:14,318 --> 00:18:16,070 I GOT TO PULL HER? 496 00:18:17,739 --> 00:18:19,949 I'M LOSING HER. 497 00:18:17,739 --> 00:18:19,949 I'M LOSING HER. 498 00:18:17,739 --> 00:18:19,949 OH! 499 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,288 TOO. 500 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,288 IT'S FINE. 501 00:18:25,329 --> 00:18:26,497 OW! 502 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:27,998 HI. 503 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:28,999 HEY. 504 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,919 WHAT HAPPENED? 505 00:18:34,422 --> 00:18:36,674 I'M SORRY. 506 00:18:34,422 --> 00:18:36,674 I- 507 00:18:40,428 --> 00:18:42,472 I'M THE WORST HOUSEGUEST 508 00:18:40,428 --> 00:18:42,472 IN THE WORLD! 509 00:18:42,513 --> 00:18:43,890 DON'T. 510 00:18:42,513 --> 00:18:43,890 DON'T. 511 00:18:43,932 --> 00:18:46,016 I'M GONNA DIE ALONE. 512 00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:48,018 DON'T. 513 00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:48,018 DON'T. 514 00:18:49,312 --> 00:18:51,063 BE QUIET? 515 00:18:51,105 --> 00:18:54,024 I'M SO SORRY, LILY. 516 00:18:51,105 --> 00:18:54,024 IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 517 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,821 I'M GONNA GET YOU 518 00:18:57,862 --> 00:19:01,407 CAM, ARE WE 519 00:18:57,862 --> 00:19:01,407 TERRIBLE PEOPLE? 520 00:19:01,449 --> 00:19:03,284 A VANDERKOFF? 521 00:19:04,869 --> 00:19:06,454 IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE 522 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:13,043 IT'S NOT JUST A COUCH. 523 00:19:18,466 --> 00:19:20,050 WHAT'S IN THIS DRAWER? 524 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,344 I DON'T KNOW 525 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,344 WHAT'S IN THIS DRAWER. 526 00:19:21,385 --> 00:19:23,053 I KNOW IT'S FRUSTRATING, 527 00:19:21,385 --> 00:19:23,053 ALL RIGHT? 528 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,931 TO CHOOSE A THING OVER A PERSON? 529 00:19:24,973 --> 00:19:27,308 WE'RE NO BETTER THAN DOUG. 530 00:19:28,893 --> 00:19:31,270 I GUESS IT'S NOT A GREAT EXAMPLE 531 00:19:31,312 --> 00:19:33,690 MAYBE WE DON'T DESERVE 532 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,360 "AND WHEN THE SUN 533 00:19:37,401 --> 00:19:39,696 HAD FUN AT THE PICNIC." 534 00:19:39,737 --> 00:19:42,072 MNH. 535 00:19:39,737 --> 00:19:42,072 "A RAINY DAY FOR TURTLES." 536 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,742 AWW. IT ALWAYS 537 00:19:49,163 --> 00:19:50,748 "AND A BEAUTIFUL RAIN..." 538 00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,002 WE DON'T HAVE TO 539 00:19:58,422 --> 00:20:00,090 LET'S GO, JAY! 540 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,677 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE 541 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,677 AT THE PICNIC IN 20 MINUTES! 542 00:20:02,719 --> 00:20:04,345 THEY'VE BEEN LIVING IN A VAN 543 00:20:06,556 --> 00:20:09,099 SO, TODAY: 544 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:11,143 I'LL BE PLAYING LAWN DARTS 545 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,397 "THE STING." 546 00:20:14,438 --> 00:20:16,106 SOMEONE'S GETTING 547 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,150 HUH? 548 00:20:18,192 --> 00:20:20,403 "A CLASSIC TALE 549 00:20:18,192 --> 00:20:20,403 ABOUT A LONG CON." 550 00:20:20,444 --> 00:20:21,779 YOU'RE WELCOME. 551 00:20:23,948 --> 00:20:25,950 "ROGUES AND DOUBLE-CROSSERS 552 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,535 OUTSMART WHOM?" 553 00:20:32,206 --> 00:20:34,333 THAT'S WHY YOU TALKED GLORIA 554 00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:36,961 SO I COULDN'T WEASEL MY WAY 555 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,713 AND YOU'D GET 556 00:20:38,755 --> 00:20:40,548 I'M ONTO YOU NOW. 557 00:20:49,557 --> 00:20:51,017 BROUGHT FOR ONE NIGHT? 558 00:20:52,977 --> 00:20:54,144 SUPER REPLENISHING BALM? 559 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,146 UH, PORE-REDUCING 560 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,146 BOOSTER SERUM? 561 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,983 BUFFING BEADS? 562 00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,570 I KNOW. 563 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,322 WE'RE SENDING 564 00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:06,866 THERE'S SO MUCH PRESSURE 565 00:21:06,908 --> 00:21:07,867 YOU READY? 566 00:21:06,908 --> 00:21:07,867 YEP. 567 00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:11,537 CAM, ALL WE CAN DO 568 00:21:13,247 --> 00:21:14,624 CALMING MISTER? 569 00:21:15,917 --> 00:21:17,167 NO, THIS IS 570 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:18,962 OH, GOD, YES. 571 00:21:19,003 --> 00:21:20,170 WANT TO TRY? 572 00:21:25,843 --> 00:21:28,846 Captions by VITAC :