1 00:00:02,573 --> 00:00:03,865 HI. HEY. 2 00:00:03,907 --> 00:00:05,867 HI. 3 00:00:05,909 --> 00:00:07,662 WAIT! 4 00:00:05,909 --> 00:00:07,662 GUYS! WAIT! 5 00:00:07,703 --> 00:00:08,870 DON'T YOU NEED 6 00:00:07,703 --> 00:00:08,870 TO CHECK I:D.s? 7 00:00:08,912 --> 00:00:10,372 OH, YEAH: 8 00:00:08,912 --> 00:00:10,372 HUH? 9 00:00:10,414 --> 00:00:12,583 WE DON'T OFFER 10 00:00:12,625 --> 00:00:13,917 NO. NO, 11 00:00:12,625 --> 00:00:13,917 IT'S NOT FOR ME, 12 00:00:15,503 --> 00:00:16,796 GO ON. 13 00:00:16,837 --> 00:00:18,880 PICTURE! 14 00:00:16,837 --> 00:00:18,880 OH? SOMEBODY 21 TODAY? 15 00:00:18,922 --> 00:00:20,758 YES. 16 00:00:18,922 --> 00:00:20,758 YES. 17 00:00:22,009 --> 00:00:23,885 UH, OOPS: 18 00:00:25,220 --> 00:00:26,597 PUT THAT AWAY! 19 00:00:26,639 --> 00:00:28,140 YES, I'M A HUGE DORK 20 00:00:28,182 --> 00:00:30,559 FOR CELEBRATING MY 21st 21 00:00:35,939 --> 00:00:37,941 AW, IT'S SO NICE 22 00:00:40,944 --> 00:00:42,363 WHY? 23 00:00:40,944 --> 00:00:42,363 WAS SHE SUPER STRICT? 24 00:00:42,404 --> 00:00:44,990 NO, SHE WOULD NEVER 25 00:00:47,867 --> 00:00:50,078 "GLORIA, YOU GO TALK TO THEM. 26 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:52,832 "TELL THEM YOUR FATHER 27 00:00:52,872 --> 00:00:55,543 A LITTLE BIT FIRST." 28 00:00:55,584 --> 00:00:58,170 UH, THE CRAZIEST THING 29 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:02,758 TREATS ME LIKE I'M AN ADULT. 30 00:01:09,181 --> 00:01:10,932 SO I WOULDN'T GET 31 00:01:10,974 --> 00:01:13,935 NO, THAT IS JUST ONE WOMAN 32 00:01:10,974 --> 00:01:13,935 UH, 33 00:01:16,980 --> 00:01:18,816 ABOUT FASHION? 34 00:01:18,858 --> 00:01:20,942 ABOUT CASUAL DRINKING? 35 00:01:22,069 --> 00:01:23,945 THAT'S FUNNY. 36 00:01:23,987 --> 00:01:25,364 SEE, 37 00:01:23,987 --> 00:01:25,364 I WOULDN'T HAVE LAUGHED 38 00:01:25,406 --> 00:01:26,948 'CAUSE YOU WERE A KID, 39 00:01:26,990 --> 00:01:28,534 BUT NOW I'M GONNA LAUGH 40 00:01:26,990 --> 00:01:28,534 'CAUSE IT'S FUNNY. 41 00:01:29,993 --> 00:01:32,954 HI. SORRY THAT 42 00:01:29,993 --> 00:01:32,954 HI. 43 00:01:34,998 --> 00:01:35,957 HI. 44 00:01:35,999 --> 00:01:37,459 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS 45 00:01:39,044 --> 00:01:41,672 WE'RE LIKE CATNIP TO DRUNKEN 46 00:01:43,674 --> 00:01:45,967 BUT DON'T WORRY, HALEY. 47 00:01:43,674 --> 00:01:45,967 OHH. 48 00:01:46,009 --> 00:01:48,011 TO HALEY'S FIRST DRINK, HUH? 49 00:01:48,053 --> 00:01:50,931 YEAH. 50 00:01:54,101 --> 00:01:57,062 Captions by VITAC : 51 00:02:07,030 --> 00:02:09,366 JAY. 52 00:02:09,408 --> 00:02:12,077 YOU'VE ARRIVED 53 00:02:12,119 --> 00:02:13,995 GET IT? 54 00:02:12,119 --> 00:02:13,995 'CAUSE WE'RE IN A GERMAN CAR. 55 00:02:23,046 --> 00:02:25,048 HALEY'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT ... 56 00:02:25,090 --> 00:02:27,175 A NEW CAR! 57 00:02:34,057 --> 00:02:36,017 I'M JOKING! 58 00:02:34,057 --> 00:02:36,017 YOU'RE NOT LOW-MAINTENANCE! 59 00:02:38,479 --> 00:02:40,397 OH, I HEARD YOU: 60 00:02:40,439 --> 00:02:42,107 ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT ME 61 00:02:42,149 --> 00:02:45,068 SOME FINAL DETAILS? 62 00:02:45,110 --> 00:02:46,528 NO. DEAL'S ALREADY 63 00:02:46,570 --> 00:02:48,405 I'M JUST GONNA POP MY 64 00:02:48,447 --> 00:02:50,031 AND I'LL, UH ... 65 00:02:48,447 --> 00:02:50,031 I'LL MEET YOU AT THE BAR. 66 00:02:50,073 --> 00:02:52,033 YOU DON'T NEED ME. 67 00:02:59,667 --> 00:03:02,544 UH-HUH. MM-HMM. 68 00:03:02,586 --> 00:03:06,423 MM-HMM.I-IT ALL 69 00:03:02,586 --> 00:03:06,423 SEEMS TO CHECK ... 70 00:03:06,465 --> 00:03:08,091 THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT. 71 00:03:08,133 --> 00:03:09,635 WITH A RED PEN? 72 00:03:15,933 --> 00:03:17,309 SOME UPGRADED WHEELS? 73 00:03:17,351 --> 00:03:19,102 WOULD THAT COST? 74 00:03:19,144 --> 00:03:20,061 ON A CUP OF COFFEE? 75 00:03:20,103 --> 00:03:21,271 OH, FOR GOD'S SAKES! 76 00:03:21,313 --> 00:03:22,690 JAY? 77 00:03:21,313 --> 00:03:22,690 ANSWER THE QUESTION! 78 00:03:22,731 --> 00:03:23,899 A CUP OF COFFEE? 79 00:03:22,731 --> 00:03:23,899 $3.50. 80 00:03:23,941 --> 00:03:26,067 NOT YOU! 81 00:03:23,941 --> 00:03:26,067 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 82 00:03:26,109 --> 00:03:28,069 I'M JUST HERE TO MAKE SURE 83 00:03:26,109 --> 00:03:28,069 EVERYTHING'S ON THE UP-AND-UP. 84 00:03:28,111 --> 00:03:30,071 UM, DARYL: THIS IS MY 85 00:03:30,113 --> 00:03:31,448 JAY, YOU DON'T 86 00:03:31,490 --> 00:03:32,867 IT'S ALL WORKED OUT. 87 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:34,159 WHY DON'T YOU THROW IN 88 00:03:35,995 --> 00:03:38,079 LOWER THE DRIVE-OFF BY $500, 89 00:03:35,995 --> 00:03:38,079 WE CALL IT A DEAL? 90 00:03:38,121 --> 00:03:40,582 I'M SORRY, BUT THIS IS 91 00:03:40,624 --> 00:03:42,167 WE'RE ALL BUSINESSMEN HERE. 92 00:03:42,209 --> 00:03:43,585 THERE'S WIGGLE ROOM 93 00:03:43,627 --> 00:03:45,086 THERE'S NO WIGGLE ROOM. 94 00:03:45,128 --> 00:03:46,881 SO, COME ON: 95 00:03:45,128 --> 00:03:46,881 LET'S SEE YOU WIGGLE. 96 00:03:46,922 --> 00:03:48,465 I CAN'T. 97 00:03:46,922 --> 00:03:48,465 I CAN'T WIGGLE. 98 00:03:48,507 --> 00:03:50,258 JAY, I'VE ALREADY WIGGLED HIM. 99 00:03:48,507 --> 00:03:50,258 NO, TRUST ME, HE CAN WIGGLE: 100 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:52,761 I REALLY CAN'T. I ... 101 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:52,761 WIGGLE, DARYL. 102 00:03:59,309 --> 00:04:02,187 WHERE BABIES COME FROM? 103 00:04:02,229 --> 00:04:03,898 I'M STUDYING. 104 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:05,524 ARE YOU A NERD? 105 00:04:05,566 --> 00:04:08,027 NO. WHY WOULD YOU 106 00:04:05,566 --> 00:04:08,027 ASK ME THAT? 107 00:04:08,068 --> 00:04:10,111 IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT, 108 00:04:08,068 --> 00:04:10,111 AND YOU'RE DOING HOMEWORK. 109 00:04:10,153 --> 00:04:11,780 IT'S MY SENIOR YEAR. 110 00:04:13,156 --> 00:04:15,116 THERE'LL BE TONS OF FUN 111 00:04:18,579 --> 00:04:21,081 I DIDN'T HEAR 112 00:04:18,579 --> 00:04:21,081 "BOYFRIEND." 113 00:04:24,167 --> 00:04:27,838 YOU'RE 0 FOR 3. 114 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,757 OR... AM I 3 FOR 3? 115 00:04:29,798 --> 00:04:31,132 THEN WHAT'S THE POINT 116 00:04:29,798 --> 00:04:31,132 OF THE APPLE? 117 00:04:33,635 --> 00:04:35,303 WHERE BABIES COME FROM? 118 00:04:35,345 --> 00:04:37,848 THAT'S NOT 119 00:04:37,890 --> 00:04:39,182 DO YOU KNOW OR NOT? 120 00:04:39,224 --> 00:04:41,351 UH, YES. 121 00:04:41,393 --> 00:04:43,771 THIS DORK? 122 00:04:43,812 --> 00:04:45,022 SOMETHING TO EAT? 123 00:04:45,064 --> 00:04:46,147 SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS? 124 00:04:47,566 --> 00:04:49,234 SO, DO YOU KNOW 125 00:04:47,566 --> 00:04:49,234 HOW BABIES ARE MADE? 126 00:04:49,276 --> 00:04:51,152 YEP, 127 00:04:49,276 --> 00:04:51,152 AND I'LL TELL YOU. 128 00:04:51,194 --> 00:04:54,322 WE'RE GONNA NEED 129 00:04:51,194 --> 00:04:54,322 WHY? 130 00:04:54,364 --> 00:04:57,076 YOU'RE GONNA NEED 131 00:04:54,364 --> 00:04:57,076 AND I'M HUNGRY. 132 00:04:58,452 --> 00:04:59,870 WE CAN'T WAIT 133 00:04:59,912 --> 00:05:01,580 TO GIVE YOU OUR PRESENT! 134 00:05:03,832 --> 00:05:06,209 NO, YOU SAID NO GIFTS 135 00:05:03,832 --> 00:05:06,209 UNDER $100. 136 00:05:03,832 --> 00:05:06,209 OH, DID I? 137 00:05:06,251 --> 00:05:08,670 IT'S JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING 138 00:05:08,712 --> 00:05:10,965 OKAY! 139 00:05:14,509 --> 00:05:17,178 GIVING A GIFT TO A NIECE 140 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:18,806 IN THE 10 YEARS 141 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:18,806 THAT WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER, 142 00:05:18,847 --> 00:05:20,181 WE'VE ONLY MISSED THE MARK 143 00:05:25,228 --> 00:05:26,271 OR "GINSTINCTS." 144 00:05:28,231 --> 00:05:29,608 NO. 145 00:05:29,650 --> 00:05:32,611 OH, MY GOD! SO CUTE! 146 00:05:32,653 --> 00:05:35,823 REALLY? YOU THINK? 147 00:05:32,653 --> 00:05:35,823 YES! TOTALLY! 148 00:05:32,653 --> 00:05:35,823 SUPER CUTE! 149 00:05:35,864 --> 00:05:37,282 IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM. 150 00:05:37,324 --> 00:05:38,909 NO, NO, THEY'RE GOOD. 151 00:05:45,624 --> 00:05:48,376 HE'S BEEN GONE A LONG TIME. 152 00:05:48,418 --> 00:05:50,712 DON'T HAVE FEELINGS. 153 00:05:50,754 --> 00:05:52,589 HE'S BACK THERE MAKING TIME 154 00:05:52,631 --> 00:05:55,258 BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE'S TAKING 155 00:05:57,845 --> 00:06:00,806 HEY. 156 00:06:02,265 --> 00:06:05,226 THAT I'M GONNA GET YOU 157 00:06:02,265 --> 00:06:05,226 THE BEST DEAL POSSIBLE? 158 00:06:05,268 --> 00:06:06,436 YOU KNOW WHAT? 159 00:06:06,478 --> 00:06:08,229 FIGHTING YOU ON THIS? 160 00:06:08,271 --> 00:06:10,231 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 161 00:06:08,271 --> 00:06:10,231 I'M BEHIND YOU ALL THE WAY. 162 00:06:14,736 --> 00:06:16,237 AND I CAN'T GIVE YOU 163 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:17,447 HE'S MAD 164 00:06:17,489 --> 00:06:19,116 THAT'S ON THE TABLE. 165 00:06:20,199 --> 00:06:21,493 YOU, TOO, JAY. 166 00:06:21,535 --> 00:06:22,911 I GUESS WE'LL JUST SIGN 167 00:06:22,953 --> 00:06:24,663 WHAT? 168 00:06:24,705 --> 00:06:27,248 I'M SORRY, BUDDY. I GOT 169 00:06:27,290 --> 00:06:29,084 WE'RE GONNA TAKE OUR BUSINESS 170 00:06:27,290 --> 00:06:29,084 LET'S GO, PHIL. 171 00:06:30,335 --> 00:06:31,545 DON'T TELL PHIL 172 00:06:34,673 --> 00:06:38,135 PHIL? 173 00:06:38,177 --> 00:06:39,887 WHAT ARE WE DOING? 174 00:06:39,928 --> 00:06:41,680 WRONG. 175 00:06:41,722 --> 00:06:43,264 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE 176 00:06:43,306 --> 00:06:44,766 HE'S NOT GONNA 177 00:06:49,146 --> 00:06:50,647 'CAUSE YOU ARE DEAD WRONG 178 00:06:50,689 --> 00:06:52,066 HEY! 179 00:06:50,689 --> 00:06:52,066 HOLD ON A SECOND! 180 00:06:57,738 --> 00:06:58,989 HAPPY? 181 00:06:59,948 --> 00:07:02,034 THESE AREN'T 182 00:07:07,330 --> 00:07:09,332 HALEY DIDN'T LIKE THE SHOES. 183 00:07:09,374 --> 00:07:11,292 OH, COME ON: 184 00:07:11,334 --> 00:07:13,754 NO, SHE MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT: 185 00:07:13,795 --> 00:07:15,463 "THEY'RE CUTE!" 186 00:07:15,505 --> 00:07:17,091 THE VOICE. 187 00:07:17,132 --> 00:07:18,092 SO, I CAN'T PULL OFF 188 00:07:17,132 --> 00:07:18,092 MID-THIGH SHORTS? 189 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:19,968 NO, YOU CAN: 190 00:07:21,595 --> 00:07:24,098 YOU'RE SO SILLY! 191 00:07:24,139 --> 00:07:25,390 GIGGLING ABOUT? 192 00:07:27,017 --> 00:07:28,309 OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW, 193 00:07:28,351 --> 00:07:30,311 NO, I DO. I DO. I DO. 194 00:07:28,351 --> 00:07:30,311 I DO. I DO. 195 00:07:30,353 --> 00:07:32,022 NO, YOU'LL JUST BE 196 00:07:33,857 --> 00:07:35,358 OH, HONEY: 197 00:07:33,857 --> 00:07:35,358 NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 198 00:07:51,041 --> 00:07:53,418 THAT CEREAL? 199 00:07:53,460 --> 00:07:56,630 COME ON. 200 00:07:56,671 --> 00:07:58,132 PLAYING "WOULD YOU RATHER." 201 00:07:56,671 --> 00:07:58,132 MM-HMM. 202 00:07:58,173 --> 00:07:59,258 WHAT'S THAT? 203 00:08:00,425 --> 00:08:01,969 "WOULD YOU RATHER 204 00:08:02,010 --> 00:08:05,180 "OR HAVE THE BEST SEX OF 205 00:08:05,222 --> 00:08:06,807 WITH TOM HARDY?" 206 00:08:06,848 --> 00:08:08,142 WHO'S THAT? 207 00:08:06,848 --> 00:08:08,142 I DON'T KNOW. 208 00:08:08,183 --> 00:08:11,352 I'M GOING WITH TOM 209 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:19,778 THAT'S EXACTLY 210 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:19,778 WHAT HALEY SAID! 211 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:19,778 OH! 212 00:08:19,820 --> 00:08:22,239 ALL RIGHT! OKAY! 213 00:08:19,820 --> 00:08:22,239 YEAH! 214 00:08:22,281 --> 00:08:25,366 HEY, YOU TWO! 215 00:08:22,281 --> 00:08:25,366 IT'S DANCE TIME! 216 00:08:25,408 --> 00:08:27,035 OH, BOY. 217 00:08:27,077 --> 00:08:29,079 SOMEBODY'S HUNGRY 218 00:08:29,121 --> 00:08:30,831 TOLD THEM WE'RE STRAIGHT. 219 00:08:32,457 --> 00:08:34,542 THE BRIDE'S PERFUME. 220 00:08:34,584 --> 00:08:36,377 TO TEAR IT UP? 221 00:08:36,419 --> 00:08:39,047 OH... 222 00:08:36,419 --> 00:08:39,047 WE'RE KIND OF DOING 223 00:08:39,089 --> 00:08:41,049 BOYS! 224 00:08:44,011 --> 00:08:45,386 WHO ARE THOSE GAYS? 225 00:08:45,428 --> 00:08:48,223 I DON'T KNOW, 226 00:08:48,265 --> 00:08:49,057 DO YOU? 227 00:08:48,265 --> 00:08:49,057 REALLY? 228 00:08:49,099 --> 00:08:50,851 YEAH: 229 00:08:52,435 --> 00:08:53,645 THIS GUY'S GONNA GET US 230 00:08:53,687 --> 00:08:55,438 AND NOW IT'S GONE, 231 00:08:58,275 --> 00:09:01,320 WE'RE ALREADY UP THREE HOT DOGS 232 00:09:03,322 --> 00:09:05,448 AND I CAN'T COME CLOSE 233 00:09:07,159 --> 00:09:08,785 OH, MY GOD. 234 00:09:08,827 --> 00:09:10,411 LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE. 235 00:09:12,289 --> 00:09:15,416 OR WE'RE GONNA WALK BACK OVER 236 00:09:15,458 --> 00:09:17,418 TH-THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO. 237 00:09:17,460 --> 00:09:19,420 I DON'T MIND. I'LL LEAD. 238 00:09:19,462 --> 00:09:21,215 $500 DOWN: 239 00:09:26,469 --> 00:09:28,138 JAY? I WON. 240 00:09:26,469 --> 00:09:28,138 WHAT DID I WIN? 241 00:09:28,180 --> 00:09:29,514 NOT A CAR! 242 00:09:35,478 --> 00:09:37,522 WHAT'S THAT? 243 00:09:37,564 --> 00:09:40,525 HUH, PERHAPS? 244 00:09:40,567 --> 00:09:42,443 UH, YEAH: HE SAYS THAT 245 00:09:42,485 --> 00:09:44,112 YOU CAN'T HAVE 246 00:09:46,531 --> 00:09:49,117 SO, A BOY AND A GIRL 247 00:09:54,497 --> 00:09:56,166 SHE'S NOT HEARING THIS 248 00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:57,625 WHY NOT? 249 00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:57,625 YOU'RE TOO IMMATURE. 250 00:09:57,667 --> 00:09:59,460 I'M NOT IMMATURE, 251 00:09:59,502 --> 00:10:01,046 SAY IT? 252 00:10:08,511 --> 00:10:10,471 MAYBE? 253 00:10:16,103 --> 00:10:17,687 SUPPOSED TO THINK? 254 00:10:21,524 --> 00:10:23,985 DON'T BE LIKE THAT. 255 00:10:25,612 --> 00:10:27,530 IN HERE? 256 00:10:32,244 --> 00:10:35,372 CAN I JUST SAY THAT I'M GLAD 257 00:10:32,244 --> 00:10:35,372 THEY DIDN'T COME GET US? 258 00:10:35,414 --> 00:10:37,498 THOSE CLINGY BROADS? 259 00:10:37,540 --> 00:10:39,167 "BROADS"? DOES ANYONE 260 00:10:37,540 --> 00:10:39,167 SAY "BROADS" ANYMORE? 261 00:10:39,209 --> 00:10:40,752 I DON'T KNOW. 262 00:10:42,545 --> 00:10:44,505 "HEY, LET'S GIVE THOSE GUYS 263 00:10:42,545 --> 00:10:44,505 SOME SPACE." 264 00:10:48,551 --> 00:10:50,429 NO, NO. SINCE WHEN 265 00:10:48,551 --> 00:10:50,429 DOES YOUNG EQUAL BETTER? 266 00:10:50,470 --> 00:10:52,513 OH. 267 00:10:50,470 --> 00:10:52,513 LET'S SHOW THEM WHAT WE GOT. 268 00:10:53,974 --> 00:10:55,516 WHAT HAVE WE GOT? 269 00:10:55,558 --> 00:10:57,436 UM, WELL: I CAN RAISE THE ROOF 270 00:10:57,477 --> 00:10:58,770 AND I CAN DO 271 00:10:57,477 --> 00:10:58,770 THE "SINGLE LADY" HAND THING. 272 00:10:58,812 --> 00:11:00,397 BUT PUT 273 00:11:01,982 --> 00:11:03,442 OH, GOOD POINT: 274 00:11:01,982 --> 00:11:03,442 NOW YOU'RE READY. 275 00:11:03,483 --> 00:11:04,525 LET'S GO. 276 00:11:04,567 --> 00:11:05,693 HEY, LADIES! 277 00:11:04,567 --> 00:11:05,693 HEY, SINGLE LADIES! 278 00:11:05,735 --> 00:11:08,447 HEY, GUYS! 279 00:11:08,488 --> 00:11:10,240 OH, THANK GOD: 280 00:11:10,282 --> 00:11:11,908 AND WON'T LET GO. 281 00:11:12,993 --> 00:11:14,535 NO, YOU DON'T 282 00:11:14,577 --> 00:11:16,537 WE COULDN'T GET RID 283 00:11:16,579 --> 00:11:18,706 SO, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO AHEAD 284 00:11:16,579 --> 00:11:18,706 AND SPLIT? WE'LL TAKE OVER. 285 00:11:18,748 --> 00:11:20,250 ARE YOU SURE? 286 00:11:18,748 --> 00:11:20,250 GO, GO. 287 00:11:20,292 --> 00:11:21,584 YES. YES. 288 00:11:21,626 --> 00:11:22,836 WE'LL HOLD IT DOWN. 289 00:11:22,877 --> 00:11:24,754 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 290 00:11:24,796 --> 00:11:26,465 DON'T GO! 291 00:11:24,796 --> 00:11:26,465 OH, YEAH: DON'T WORRY 292 00:11:30,802 --> 00:11:33,554 GREAT! 293 00:11:33,596 --> 00:11:35,390 SO FUN! 294 00:11:35,432 --> 00:11:36,933 WE'RE GONNA GO 295 00:11:36,975 --> 00:11:38,226 OH, CLUBS: 296 00:11:38,268 --> 00:11:39,560 COOL. 297 00:11:38,268 --> 00:11:39,560 YES. 298 00:11:39,602 --> 00:11:41,980 HUH? 299 00:11:43,857 --> 00:11:46,193 WHAT HAPPENED? 300 00:11:46,234 --> 00:11:47,568 OH, MY GOD. 301 00:11:47,610 --> 00:11:51,072 WE'RE GANCIENT. 302 00:11:51,114 --> 00:11:53,574 REALLY? DYLAN? 303 00:11:53,616 --> 00:11:55,243 MM-HMM. 304 00:11:55,285 --> 00:11:56,995 DYLAN? 305 00:11:55,285 --> 00:11:56,995 YEP. 306 00:11:58,621 --> 00:12:02,959 HUH. YOU KNOW WHAT? 307 00:12:03,001 --> 00:12:04,169 RIGHT? 308 00:12:03,001 --> 00:12:04,169 YES! 309 00:12:05,628 --> 00:12:08,048 YOU'RE LIKE MY GRANDMA. 310 00:12:08,089 --> 00:12:09,508 GRANDMA? 311 00:12:12,302 --> 00:12:14,429 OOH. 312 00:12:14,471 --> 00:12:16,473 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M TALKING 313 00:12:16,515 --> 00:12:18,392 YOU'RE A GROWN-UP NOW. 314 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:19,767 I'M GONNA RESPECT 315 00:12:19,809 --> 00:12:21,186 AND LET YOU 316 00:12:21,228 --> 00:12:22,812 IT'S THE BEST GIFT 317 00:12:28,651 --> 00:12:31,612 AW! THAT MEANS SO MUCH 318 00:12:31,654 --> 00:12:33,490 YOU KNOW WHY? 319 00:12:31,654 --> 00:12:33,490 MNH. WHY? 320 00:12:35,534 --> 00:12:36,617 YOU'D SAY NO. 321 00:12:36,659 --> 00:12:37,911 AY, HOW COULD SHE 322 00:12:36,659 --> 00:12:37,911 SAY NO 323 00:12:37,952 --> 00:12:40,621 SHE JUST SAID TO YOU? 324 00:12:40,663 --> 00:12:43,291 HOW COULD I SAY NO? 325 00:12:40,663 --> 00:12:43,291 IS THERE A WAY? 326 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:45,293 OH, MY GOD, MOM, THIS IS 327 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:45,293 THE BEST PRESENT EVER! 328 00:12:45,335 --> 00:12:46,794 GET ANY BETTER? 329 00:12:46,836 --> 00:12:48,629 YES! 330 00:12:46,836 --> 00:12:48,629 SHE CAN PAY FOR IT 331 00:12:48,671 --> 00:12:49,923 SO YOU CAN GET 332 00:12:48,671 --> 00:12:49,923 A REALLY BIG ONE! 333 00:12:53,676 --> 00:12:54,802 OH! 334 00:12:54,844 --> 00:12:55,636 I'M SO EXCITED! 335 00:13:01,684 --> 00:13:02,810 WHERE ARE YOU? 336 00:13:04,312 --> 00:13:06,106 WHAT? 337 00:13:04,312 --> 00:13:06,106 NO, YOU STOP HER! 338 00:13:06,147 --> 00:13:08,942 I CAN'T. I MADE A COMMITMENT 339 00:13:08,983 --> 00:13:11,903 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 340 00:13:08,983 --> 00:13:11,903 I DON'T KNOW. 341 00:13:13,905 --> 00:13:16,657 I'D LOVE TO, BUT YOUR DAD PLAYED 342 00:13:16,699 --> 00:13:18,535 DID YOU LET THAT HAPPEN? 343 00:13:18,577 --> 00:13:21,079 I DON'T KNOW. WHY DON'T YOU ASK 344 00:13:18,577 --> 00:13:21,079 THE TWEETY BIRD ON HALEY'S NECK? 345 00:13:21,121 --> 00:13:22,497 OH, GOD, 346 00:13:22,539 --> 00:13:23,831 SHE'S A TOUGH-ENOUGH HIRE 347 00:13:22,539 --> 00:13:23,831 AS IT IS. 348 00:13:23,873 --> 00:13:25,375 UM... 349 00:13:25,417 --> 00:13:26,960 I'LL DEAL WITH THE TATTOO. 350 00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:30,671 HERE'S WHAT 351 00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:30,671 WE'RE GONNA DO. 352 00:13:30,713 --> 00:13:32,340 NO, NO, NO, NO. 353 00:13:30,713 --> 00:13:32,340 I'M DONE LISTENING TO YOU. 354 00:13:32,382 --> 00:13:34,092 YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW? 355 00:13:38,721 --> 00:13:41,099 WE DON'T NEED IT. 356 00:13:38,721 --> 00:13:41,099 HERE'S THE PLAN ... 357 00:13:43,017 --> 00:13:44,894 OH, MY GOD, 358 00:13:43,017 --> 00:13:44,894 YOU'RE SICK. 359 00:13:44,936 --> 00:13:46,563 GOOD THINKING! 360 00:13:44,936 --> 00:13:46,563 I'LL BE SICK 361 00:13:46,605 --> 00:13:48,689 'CAUSE NOBODY CARES 362 00:13:46,605 --> 00:13:48,689 ABOUT PEOPLE THEY CAN'T SEE. 363 00:13:53,111 --> 00:13:55,696 ABOUT BUYING CARS IN THE '70s! 364 00:14:02,370 --> 00:14:04,122 NOW, IF YOU WANT 365 00:14:06,749 --> 00:14:08,751 I'M GOING OLD-SCHOOL 366 00:14:08,793 --> 00:14:11,212 AND I'M GONNA 367 00:14:11,254 --> 00:14:13,423 HELPING YOU? 368 00:14:13,465 --> 00:14:14,715 HE BETTER BE! 369 00:14:14,757 --> 00:14:17,718 YES, 370 00:14:23,766 --> 00:14:25,935 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU AMERICANS 371 00:14:27,979 --> 00:14:29,730 AND SHE DOESN'T NEED TO LEARN 372 00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:35,778 I'VE DONE 373 00:14:35,820 --> 00:14:37,738 OH.I'M JUST 374 00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:39,907 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 375 00:14:39,949 --> 00:14:41,784 UH, NOTHING. 376 00:14:41,826 --> 00:14:43,662 OUR CONVERSATION? 377 00:14:43,703 --> 00:14:45,455 NO.I'M SORRY, 378 00:14:45,497 --> 00:14:46,914 YOU'RE GONNA 379 00:14:46,956 --> 00:14:48,249 YOU DON'T KNOW, 380 00:14:46,956 --> 00:14:48,249 DO YOU? 381 00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:49,750 I DO SO. 382 00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:49,750 UH- 383 00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:52,753 NO, WE DON'T. 384 00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:52,753 GUYS? 385 00:14:52,795 --> 00:14:54,047 NO, I GUESS NOT: 386 00:14:52,795 --> 00:14:54,047 NO. 387 00:14:54,088 --> 00:14:56,799 THAT'S EMBARRASSING. 388 00:14:54,088 --> 00:14:56,799 WANT ME TO TELL YOU? 389 00:14:56,841 --> 00:14:58,759 WHAT? 390 00:14:58,801 --> 00:15:00,637 HEY, THAT'S WHY YOU ASKED IF WE 391 00:15:00,679 --> 00:15:02,472 WANTED TO TELL US? 392 00:15:02,514 --> 00:15:04,599 YOU'RE OLD. 393 00:15:20,823 --> 00:15:23,159 YOU SHOULD DO? 394 00:15:25,828 --> 00:15:28,289 LIKE ... UH, 395 00:15:28,331 --> 00:15:29,957 OH. MM. 396 00:15:29,999 --> 00:15:32,377 OR, LIKE: 397 00:15:32,419 --> 00:15:34,713 OH, MY GOD, 398 00:15:32,419 --> 00:15:34,713 LET'S DO THAT! 399 00:15:32,419 --> 00:15:34,713 YES! YES! 400 00:15:34,754 --> 00:15:36,881 LET'S GET MATCHING TATTOOS! 401 00:15:38,717 --> 00:15:40,468 YOU DO? 402 00:15:38,717 --> 00:15:40,468 YEAH! 403 00:15:48,851 --> 00:15:49,810 WE CAN SAY 404 00:15:48,851 --> 00:15:49,810 THAT THEY'RE FROM 405 00:15:55,149 --> 00:15:57,193 WILL YOU? 406 00:15:57,235 --> 00:16:00,614 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, 407 00:15:57,235 --> 00:16:00,614 BUT I WILL. 408 00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:01,989 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU. 409 00:16:02,031 --> 00:16:03,450 TOO! 410 00:16:02,031 --> 00:16:03,450 I LOVE YOU. 411 00:16:03,491 --> 00:16:06,827 THEY ALSO HAVE PIERCING! 412 00:16:06,869 --> 00:16:08,829 YOU KNOW WHAT? 413 00:16:08,871 --> 00:16:10,831 I DON'T EVEN NEED 414 00:16:10,873 --> 00:16:12,083 IT'S LIKE, WHY? 415 00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:14,835 WHY? 416 00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:14,835 WHO CARES: 417 00:16:14,877 --> 00:16:17,297 ISN'T THE COOLER THING 418 00:16:14,877 --> 00:16:17,297 NOT CARING IF YOU'RE COOL? 419 00:16:18,881 --> 00:16:21,301 THEN I'M SUPERCOOL, 420 00:16:21,342 --> 00:16:23,470 HEY, GUYS! 421 00:16:21,342 --> 00:16:23,470 WE'RE GETTING MATCHING TATTOOS. 422 00:16:23,511 --> 00:16:25,846 WE'RE DOING IT, TOO. 423 00:16:25,888 --> 00:16:27,848 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 424 00:16:25,888 --> 00:16:27,848 ARE WE SERIOUS? 425 00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:38,859 "HONEY... 426 00:16:38,901 --> 00:16:40,861 WE'RE GOING FOR A SPIN." 427 00:16:40,903 --> 00:16:42,863 HUH. 428 00:16:45,908 --> 00:16:49,329 BY 500 SAMOLIANS: 429 00:16:50,913 --> 00:16:53,249 WHAT? 430 00:16:50,913 --> 00:16:53,249 THIS GUY'S A BULLDOG. 431 00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:55,084 DON'T BE TOO HARD ON YOURSELF. 432 00:16:56,294 --> 00:16:58,879 WOW! JAY. 433 00:16:58,921 --> 00:17:00,298 I'LL GIVE YOU 434 00:17:07,347 --> 00:17:09,890 THE GUY'S ALWAYS ONE-UPPING ME. 435 00:17:15,772 --> 00:17:18,358 WHY? 436 00:17:18,399 --> 00:17:20,901 TOO, SO I 437 00:17:23,530 --> 00:17:25,072 HUH? 438 00:17:25,114 --> 00:17:26,741 WHAT? 439 00:17:31,204 --> 00:17:32,913 HOW MUCH MORE DID HE PAY? 440 00:17:32,955 --> 00:17:34,541 $1,000. 441 00:17:34,582 --> 00:17:35,916 OH, MY GOD, HE REALLY CARES 442 00:17:38,002 --> 00:17:39,962 HUH? 443 00:17:40,004 --> 00:17:42,757 TOO! 444 00:17:42,799 --> 00:17:44,967 OH! 445 00:17:42,799 --> 00:17:44,967 UH, THE TATTOOING : 446 00:17:46,553 --> 00:17:47,928 I DON'T THINK 447 00:17:47,970 --> 00:17:50,097 HUH. SO, A COUPLE 448 00:17:50,139 --> 00:17:51,182 WHAT SHOULD WE GET? 449 00:17:51,224 --> 00:17:52,433 UH... 450 00:17:58,147 --> 00:18:00,775 LILIES FOR LILY? 451 00:18:00,817 --> 00:18:02,151 FLOWERS? 452 00:18:02,193 --> 00:18:03,570 GET THE WORD "GAY." 453 00:18:03,611 --> 00:18:05,739 I HOPE EVERYBODY'S READY! 454 00:18:09,283 --> 00:18:11,536 AY, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 455 00:18:09,283 --> 00:18:11,536 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS. 456 00:18:11,578 --> 00:18:12,953 I KNOW! I KNOW! I KNOW! 457 00:18:12,995 --> 00:18:14,955 IT'S VERY SEXY. 458 00:18:12,995 --> 00:18:14,955 YEAH: 459 00:18:14,997 --> 00:18:18,042 FOR "MOTHER." 460 00:18:18,084 --> 00:18:21,421 AND HALEY'S GONNA GET ONE 461 00:18:18,084 --> 00:18:21,421 THAT SAYS "DAUGHTER." 462 00:18:23,882 --> 00:18:24,883 WHAT? 463 00:18:24,924 --> 00:18:26,050 IT'S JUST, UM, 464 00:18:26,092 --> 00:18:29,387 I-I'M NOT TOTALLY SURE 465 00:18:26,092 --> 00:18:29,387 I'M NOT BAILING. 466 00:18:29,429 --> 00:18:31,472 NO. NO, YOU'RE NOT. 467 00:18:36,936 --> 00:18:39,439 BUT I DON'T THINK I WANT 468 00:18:41,023 --> 00:18:42,650 IF YOU DON'T 469 00:18:41,023 --> 00:18:42,650 GET "DAUGHTER," 470 00:18:42,692 --> 00:18:44,985 IT'S GONNA LOOK 471 00:18:45,027 --> 00:18:46,987 AND THEN I'M GONNA 472 00:18:48,489 --> 00:18:50,991 HEY, WHAT'S SANSKRIT 473 00:18:48,489 --> 00:18:50,991 FOR "ISSUES"? 474 00:18:51,033 --> 00:18:52,911 YOU'RE UP. LET'S GO. 475 00:18:52,952 --> 00:18:54,704 I DON'T KNOW, MOM. 476 00:18:52,952 --> 00:18:54,704 IT'S ... 477 00:18:54,746 --> 00:18:56,997 IT'S SO PERMANENT. 478 00:19:03,045 --> 00:19:06,591 NO, MY GOD! 479 00:19:03,045 --> 00:19:06,591 IS THAT FOR ME? 480 00:19:06,633 --> 00:19:09,009 SWEETHEART! 481 00:19:09,051 --> 00:19:10,428 THANK YOU SO MUCH! 482 00:19:09,051 --> 00:19:10,428 I LOVE IT! 483 00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,640 YOU DIDN'T GET A TATTOO. 484 00:19:13,681 --> 00:19:15,934 NO, BUT TALK TO MOM: 485 00:19:13,681 --> 00:19:15,934 'CAUSE SHE'S TRYING TO MAKE ME. 486 00:19:15,975 --> 00:19:18,812 OH, IT'S SO CUTE! 487 00:19:15,975 --> 00:19:18,812 CAN I TAKE IT FOR A RIDE? 488 00:19:15,975 --> 00:19:18,812 OF COURSE! 489 00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:21,021 WHEN I GROW UP: 490 00:19:21,063 --> 00:19:23,274 YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 491 00:19:21,063 --> 00:19:23,274 YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING TONIGHT. 492 00:19:23,316 --> 00:19:24,442 'CAUSE YOU MADE ME. 493 00:19:24,484 --> 00:19:26,402 TRYING TO DO TO HER? 494 00:19:26,444 --> 00:19:28,070 WELL, FIRST: 495 00:19:28,112 --> 00:19:29,656 HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS? 496 00:19:29,697 --> 00:19:31,031 YOU'RE GONNA GET 497 00:19:29,697 --> 00:19:31,031 RIGHT? 498 00:19:31,073 --> 00:19:32,867 WE DON'T NEED ONE TO BE COOL. 499 00:19:36,162 --> 00:19:37,497 SUPER CUTE! 500 00:19:37,538 --> 00:19:39,039 SOMEONE WHO 501 00:19:39,081 --> 00:19:42,042 AY, JAY. I'M TIRED. 502 00:19:39,081 --> 00:19:42,042 I'M HUNGRY. TAKE ME HOME. 503 00:19:42,084 --> 00:19:43,670 WE'LL GET YOU 504 00:19:45,087 --> 00:19:46,965 WE'RE GONNA MAKE A BABY... 505 00:19:47,006 --> 00:19:50,343 OH, MY GOSH! 506 00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:05,399 WOW. 507 00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:05,399 OH, MY GOD. 508 00:20:10,822 --> 00:20:13,533 GET ONE OF MY OWN! 509 00:20:13,574 --> 00:20:14,742 SO, I'VE BEEN 510 00:20:16,118 --> 00:20:18,496 I DON'T THINK SMALL. 511 00:20:16,118 --> 00:20:18,496 I DON'T DO THINGS HALFWAY. 512 00:20:18,538 --> 00:20:20,790 I'M NOT AFRAID 513 00:20:20,832 --> 00:20:22,792 SO, THEN: I WAS TRYING 514 00:20:20,832 --> 00:20:22,792 YOU KNOW? 515 00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:24,794 YOU DON'T 516 00:20:24,836 --> 00:20:27,672 ON A-A BODY PART THAT'S GONNA 517 00:20:24,836 --> 00:20:27,672 WRINKLE OR ... 518 00:20:27,714 --> 00:20:29,507 AND YOU DON'T WANT IT 519 00:20:29,549 --> 00:20:32,176 WHERE IF YOU'RE 520 00:20:32,218 --> 00:20:34,762 SO, ON MY LOWER BACK: 521 00:20:34,804 --> 00:20:37,765 "GO DEEP." BAM. 522 00:20:39,183 --> 00:20:42,102 UM... 523 00:20:42,144 --> 00:20:43,771 "DO IT." NO. 524 00:20:43,813 --> 00:20:45,815 "ALL-IN."