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PHIL, HONEY!

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PHIL!

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HEY, CHECK IT OUT.

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GRANDPA SENT US ANOTHER POSTCARD

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FROM HIS RV TRIP.

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"MOUNT RUSHMORE?

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I WISH THE TOUR GUIDE

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WOULD HAVE RUSHED MORE."

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PHIL, WE HAVE GOT

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TO DO SOMETHING

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ABOUT AMBER

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AND RONNIE'S BOAT.

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THAT THING

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IS MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE

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TO PARK IN OUR DRIVEWAY,

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AND IT'S AN EYESORE.

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ON THE OTHER HAND,

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THEY'RE OUR NEIGHBORS

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AND WE HAVE TO

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SEE THEM EVERYDAY.

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I WORRY ABOUT...

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ROCKING THE BOAT.

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YOU KNOW

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YOU CAN DO BETTER.

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KEEPING ME HONEST.

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I LOVE IT.

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YEAH,

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THE BOAT IS TRASHY.

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LIVING NEXT TO IT

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DOESN'T FEEL "ON BRAND" FOR ME.

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YOU KNOW, WITH SEA LEVELS RISING

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AT THEIR CURRENT RATE,

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WE SHOULD BE GLAD

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WE LIVE NEAR A BOAT.

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OKAY, SO, THAT'S THREE

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FOR "GET RID OF THE BOAT."

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LUKE?

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COUNT ME OUT.

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THIS ISN'T A POLICE STATE.

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THAT BOAT

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ISN'T HURTING ANYONE.

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HERE'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

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ABOUT THAT BOAT.

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ONE ... TAMMY LaFONTAINE

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SUNBATHES ON IT.

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TWO ... MY EYEBALLS LIKE LOOKING

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AT TAMMY LaFONTAINE SUNBATHING.

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DON'T MAKE ME

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THE BAD GUY HERE.

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YOU KNOW THAT OBNOXIOUS THING

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ANNOYS YOU, TOO.

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YEAH, IT DOES,

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BUT WE NEED TO FINESSE THIS ...

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BE NICE ABOUT IT.

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THE LAST THING WE NEED

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IS SOME HUGE FEUD

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WITH OUR CRAZY NEIGHBORS.

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MOVIE IDEA.

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I'LL PUT ON THE LIST.

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COMEDY OR DRAMA?

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DEPENDS ON CASTING.

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THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME KIND

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OF REGULATION ABOUT THIS.

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I'M GONNA CALL THE CITY.

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THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA.

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UH, NO,

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A TERRIBLE IDEA

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IS A MOVIE ABOUT A GUY

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WHO CAN FAX HIMSELF PLACES.

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'CAUSE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD

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THE TITLE ... "JUST THE FAX MAN."

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YEAH.

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HUH?

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THAT WATER

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CAN'T HIT US SOON ENOUGH.

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HEY,

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WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN?

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THE SAN VICENTE BRANCH

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OF THE PUBLIC LIBRARY,

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AND THEN ICE CREAM.

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THAT WAS

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A WEIRDLY SPECIFIC ANSWER.

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WELL,

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EVERYTHING IS NORMAL.

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USUALLY WHEN

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EVERYTHING IS NORMAL,

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PEOPLE DON'T RESPOND

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IN PERFECTLY REHEARSED UNISON.

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NOW WHO'S BEING

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WEIRDLY SPECIFIC.

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WELL, IF YOU WENT

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TO THE LIBRARY,

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WHY DON'T YOU HAVE

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ANY BOOKS?

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WE READ THERE.

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I READ

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"CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG."

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AND I READ RICHARD CHAMBERLAIN'S

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AUTOBIOGRAPHY.

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DID YOU KNOW

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HE DID HAMLET IN LONDON?

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YES, I REMEMBER YOU

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TELLING ME ABOUT THAT

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AT THE SAN VICENTE BRANCH

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OF THE PUBLIC LIBRARY.

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OKAY, WELL, WHY DON'T YOU GO

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CLEAN YOUR ROOM NOW, SWEETIE?

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GREAT IDEA.

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LILY, DON'T FORGET

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YOUR BACKPACK.

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WHOA, WHAT'S THIS?

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UM...

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CAM, CLOWN SUPPLIES?

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UH, YEAH,

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THOSE ARE MINE.

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WE JUST HAD TO PICK THEM UP

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FROM THE DRY CLEANER.

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ALSO MINE.

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OH, MY GOSH, THEY MUST

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HAVE SHRUNK THEM IN THE WASH!

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DID THEY WASH THEM

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40,000 TIMES?

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OKAY, LOOK.

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IT'S NO BIG DEAL,

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BUT I TOOK LILY

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TO A JUNIOR CLOWN COLLEGE

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THIS MORNING.

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ARE YOU SERIOUS?

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BEHIND MY BACK?

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YES, BECAUSE I KNEW

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YOU WOULDN'T APPROVE.

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WHAT WAS

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I SUPPOSED TO DO?

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NOT TAKE HER

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BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL

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ABOUT ALL THIS

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MUMBO JUMBO.

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HEY!

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MUMBO JUMBO WAS

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LIKE A FATHER TO ME.

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I HAVE BEEN VERY UP FRONT

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WITH YOU.

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YOU KNEW GOING IN THAT I WANTED

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TO RAISE OUR CHILD AS A CLOWN.

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YES, BUT THEN I FINALLY REALIZED

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THAT YOU WEREN'T JOKING

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AND WE AGREED

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THAT WE WOULD WAIT

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UNTIL SHE WAS OLD ENOUGH

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TO DECIDE FOR HERSELF.

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YOU DO STUFF WITH HER

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ALL THE TIME,

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AND YOU DON'T ASK ME

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FOR MY PERMISSION.

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JUST LAST WEEK, YOU TOOK HER TO

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THE DOCTOR WITHOUT EVEN ASKING!

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BECAUSE SHE HAD

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AN EAR INFECTION!

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LET'S SAY WE'RE EVEN!

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BRAVO!

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YOU ATE ALL

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OF YOUR BLUEBERRIES!

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THAT GETS APPLAUSE?

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I JUST FINISHED THE FRIDAY

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CROSSWORD PUZZLE AND NOTHING.

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I GUESS EVERYONE KNOWS

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HERBERT HOOVER'S MIDDLE NAME.

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LOOK WHAT I GOT ...

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A THRONE

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FOR OUR LITTLE KING.

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DO WE HAVE TO PUT THE TOILET

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ON THE COUNTER?

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I TAKE

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MY AFTERNOON COFFEE HERE.

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LET'S FIX ONE PROBLEM

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AT A TIME.

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I'VE DECIDED

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TO POTTY-TRAIN JOE.

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NO, TOO SOON.

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IT'S TOO SOON

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FOR A PEARL HARBOR JOKE,

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PERFECT TIME FOR THIS.

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I DON'T

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WANT TO RUSH HIM.

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TOO MUCH PRESSURE

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AND HE WILL GET TRAUMATIZED.

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HE'S GROWN UP DRINKING FROM

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A BREAST BIGGER THAN HIS HEAD.

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I DON'T THINK

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HE SCARES EASY.

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THE KID'S READY,

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PLUS, IF I'M BEING HONEST,

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I'M TIRED OF BUYING DIAPERS.

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EXCUSE ME,

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WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE DIAPERS?

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RIGHT OVER HERE, SIR.

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YOU TRYING TO

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BE FUNNY?

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WE HAVE LARGER SIZES.

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HE'S GONNA DO GREAT.

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WHY WOULDN'T HE?

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THERE'S NO ONE BETTER

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THAN JOE, RIGHT?

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I'M BETTER THAN JOE.

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AT HIS AGE, I WAS COUNTING TO 10

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IN THREE LANGUAGES.

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THE BAR IS SO LOW FOR THAT KID,

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EXCEPT WHEN THEY PLAY LIMBO.

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THEY HOLD IT UP SO HIGH

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ANYBODY CAN GET UNDER IT.

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OH, HEY.

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I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.

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REALLY?

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SO, IS THAT

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YOUR CREEPY TWIN BROTHER

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WHO'S BEEN STARING AT ME

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FROM THE WINDOW

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FOR THE LAST WEEK?

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UH, I COULD LIE

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AND SAY "YES."

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YOU COULD PRETEND

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YOU WEREN'T FLATTERED,

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BUT WHY NOT

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JUST CUT TO THE CHASE?

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AND WHAT

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WOULD THAT BE?

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UM... I COULD MAYBE

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TOUCH SOMETHING OF YOURS?

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SURE, AND I COULD MAYBE

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KICK SOMETHING OF YOURS.

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I LIKE THIS TENSION.

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VERY "WILL THEY,

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WHEN WILL THEY?"

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GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM,

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LITTLE BOY.

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GOT IT.

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I'LL SEE YOU FROM THERE.

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ONCE WE APPROACH THEM

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WITH THIS,

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IT'S GONNA BE AWFULLY HARD

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FOR ME TO LOG IN

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WITH MY ANONYMOUS CALL

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TO THE CITY.

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YOU'RE NOT GONNA

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HAVE TO REPORT ANYONE.

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CALL ME

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DAVID COPPERFIELD,

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'CAUSE I'M ABOUT

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TO MAKE A BOAT DISAPPEAR.

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HEY, NEIGHBORS.

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I MADE YOU SOME BANANA BREAD.

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HEY!

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OH, I LOVE BANANA BREAD.

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WE HAVE THIS AT OUR DISPENSARY,

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EXCEPT WE GOT WEED IN IT.

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OH.

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OOH, BUT WE COULD GIVE THIS ONE

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TO OUR KIDS AS A TRICK.

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THIS BOAT

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IS REALLY SOMETHING.

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YOU KNOW

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WHAT WE CALL HER?

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"JACKPOT"!

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'CAUSE YOU SELL POT.

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HOLY COW,

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WE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.

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THIS IS THE BEST DAY

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OF MY LIFE!

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PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD

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AND CHECK HER OUT?

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YEAH!

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THAT IS, IF YOU'RE TALKING

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ABOUT MY BOAT AND NOT MY WIFE.

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OOH, YEAH,

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YOU CAN'T CLIMB ABOARD ME.

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WELL, NOT IN THE DRIVEWAY,

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ANYWAY.

278
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MM-HMM.

279
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OH, THIS IS SO GREAT.

280
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YEAH.

281
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING NEW

282
00:05:40,075 --> 00:05:41,660
WITH YOUR HAIR?

283
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DID YOU GET A NEW WIG

284
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OR SOMETHING?

285
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MNH-MNH.

286
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OH.

287
00:05:43,829 --> 00:05:46,998
SWEET BOAT LIKE THIS BELONGS

288
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IN THE WATER, AM I RIGHT?

289
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WELL, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE WHO PUT

290
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THEIR BOAT IN THE WATER,

291
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THEY ONLY USE IT

292
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ON THE WEEKEND.

293
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WE GET TO USE THIS BABY

294
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EVERY DAY.

295
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CAN YOU IMAGINE

296
00:05:54,047 --> 00:05:56,091
VISITING THIS BOAT EVERY DAY

297
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IN THE MARINA?

298
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YOU SPEND A BUNCH OF MONEY

299
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ON SOMETHING,

300
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YOU WANT PEOPLE

301
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TO SEE IT.

302
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THAT'S WHY

303
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I WEAR LOW-CUT TOPS.

304
00:06:00,220 --> 00:06:02,807
YEAH!

305
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LISTEN UP.

306
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I JUST GOT TO BE HONEST.

307
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WE'RE HAVING A HARD TIME

308
00:06:04,099 --> 00:06:05,643
WITH THE BOAT HERE.

309
00:06:05,684 --> 00:06:07,686
WHAT,

310
00:06:05,684 --> 00:06:07,686
YOU DON'T LIKE JACKPOT?

311
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IT'S GIGANTIC

312
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AND MAKES IT PRETTY TOUGH

313
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TO PARK IN OUR DRIVEWAY.

314
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WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU OPEN

315
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YOUR DOORS ONTO OUR DRIVEWAY,

316
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WHERE WE KEEP OUR BOAT.

317
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YES, AND, ACCORDING

318
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TO CITY REGULATIONS,

319
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IT SHOULDN'T

320
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EVEN BE HERE.

321
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"REGULATIONS."

322
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HEAR THAT?

323
00:06:23,953 --> 00:06:25,203
LOOK, WE REALLY DO

324
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WANT TO KEEP THIS FRIENDLY.

325
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AND IT'S BEEN HERE

326
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FOR THREE WEEKS.

327
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YEAH, AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

328
00:06:27,122 --> 00:06:29,541
AND IT'S TACKY.

329
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WHOA! WHOA, WHOA!

330
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

331
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SETTLE DOWN!

332
00:06:31,168 --> 00:06:32,628
HEY, THAT IS UNCOOL!

333
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THERE ARE FOUR ACES

334
00:06:32,670 --> 00:06:34,338
ON THE SIDE OF IT.

335
00:06:34,379 --> 00:06:35,923
YOU KNOW WHAT?

336
00:06:35,965 --> 00:06:37,424
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU

337
00:06:35,965 --> 00:06:37,424
TO DISEMBARK.

338
00:06:37,466 --> 00:06:39,217
THAT'S BOAT

339
00:06:37,466 --> 00:06:39,217
FOR "GET OFF."

340
00:06:39,259 --> 00:06:42,763
YEAH, THERE'S NO ROOM UP HERE

341
00:06:39,259 --> 00:06:42,763
FOR AN UPTIGHT BUZZKILL.

342
00:06:42,805 --> 00:06:44,055
DON'T CALL HER

343
00:06:42,805 --> 00:06:44,055
A BUZZKILL.

344
00:06:42,805 --> 00:06:44,055
THAT'S RIGHT.

345
00:06:44,097 --> 00:06:45,474
THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE

346
00:06:44,097 --> 00:06:45,474
WHO THINK I'M FUN.

347
00:06:45,516 --> 00:06:47,058
YOU COMPLAIN

348
00:06:45,516 --> 00:06:47,058
ABOUT FIREWORKS FRIDAY,

349
00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:49,979
YOU COMPLAIN WHEN MY SON

350
00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:49,979
PLAYS HIS KICK-ASS DRUM SET,

351
00:06:50,019 --> 00:06:51,730
YOU BOUGHT CURTAINS

352
00:06:50,019 --> 00:06:51,730
FOR YOUR BEDROOM WINDOW.

353
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WHAT HAVE WE EVER DONE

354
00:06:51,772 --> 00:06:54,065
TO YOU?

355
00:06:54,107 --> 00:06:56,067
I THINK YOU JUST ANSWERED

356
00:06:54,107 --> 00:06:56,067
YOUR OWN QUESTION.

357
00:06:56,109 --> 00:06:57,152
ALL RIGHT,

358
00:06:56,109 --> 00:06:57,152
YOU KNOW WHAT?

359
00:06:57,194 --> 00:06:59,070
HERE, TAKE YOUR

360
00:06:57,194 --> 00:06:59,070
BUZZ-FREE BANANA BREAD

361
00:06:59,112 --> 00:07:00,906
AND GO BACK

362
00:06:59,112 --> 00:07:00,906
TO YOUR PRECIOUS DRIVEWAY.

363
00:06:59,112 --> 00:07:00,906
OH. WITH PLEASURE.

364
00:07:00,948 --> 00:07:02,741
BY THE WAY, CLAIRE, EARLIER,

365
00:07:00,948 --> 00:07:02,741
I WAS JUST BEING NICE.

366
00:07:02,783 --> 00:07:04,535
I DO NOT LIKE

367
00:07:02,783 --> 00:07:04,535
YOUR NEW WIG.

368
00:07:04,576 --> 00:07:06,871
HEY, WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE

369
00:07:04,576 --> 00:07:06,871
IS HER REAL HAIR!

370
00:07:06,912 --> 00:07:08,455
PHIL!

371
00:07:06,912 --> 00:07:08,455
UH, NOT THE COLOR.

372
00:07:08,497 --> 00:07:09,790
HEY, PHIL!

373
00:07:09,832 --> 00:07:11,500
OH.

374
00:07:11,542 --> 00:07:13,084
STILL THINK

375
00:07:11,542 --> 00:07:13,084
WE NEED TO BE NICE?

376
00:07:13,126 --> 00:07:15,086
NO. IT'S TIME

377
00:07:13,126 --> 00:07:15,086
FOR MORE DRASTIC MEASURES.

378
00:07:15,128 --> 00:07:18,632
MM-HMM.

379
00:07:15,128 --> 00:07:18,632
NO ONE INSULTS...

380
00:07:15,128 --> 00:07:18,632
MY BANANA BREAD.

381
00:07:25,639 --> 00:07:27,892
MITCHELL.

382
00:07:25,639 --> 00:07:27,892
F-FIZ... NO! NO!

383
00:07:27,933 --> 00:07:29,601
WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT

384
00:07:27,933 --> 00:07:29,601
YOU SNEAKING UP ON ME?

385
00:07:29,643 --> 00:07:31,102
I COULD HAVE BEEN

386
00:07:29,643 --> 00:07:31,102
SHAVING.

387
00:07:31,144 --> 00:07:32,312
THIS COULD HAVE BEEN

388
00:07:31,144 --> 00:07:32,312
A SWEENEY TODD MOMENT.

389
00:07:32,354 --> 00:07:35,315
BECAUSE OF ME,

390
00:07:32,354 --> 00:07:35,315
CLOWNING IS IN LILY'S BLOOD.

391
00:07:35,357 --> 00:07:38,109
ADOPTED.

392
00:07:35,357 --> 00:07:38,109
BUT SHE'S A NATURAL,

393
00:07:35,357 --> 00:07:38,109
AND WE'RE GONNA PROVE IT TO YOU.

394
00:07:38,151 --> 00:07:41,321
IF SHE DOESN'T MAKE YOU LAUGH,

395
00:07:38,151 --> 00:07:41,321
SHE'LL QUIT CLOWNING FOREVER.

396
00:07:41,363 --> 00:07:42,573
COME ON.

397
00:07:42,614 --> 00:07:44,700
PLEASE.

398
00:07:44,742 --> 00:07:48,537
I PRESENT TO YOU THE ASIAN

399
00:07:44,742 --> 00:07:48,537
FOR ANY OCCASION,

400
00:07:48,579 --> 00:07:51,122
THE CLOWN THAT WILL INVERT

401
00:07:48,579 --> 00:07:51,122
THAT FROWN,

402
00:07:51,164 --> 00:07:54,710
THE DYNAMIC DUO OF FIZBO AND...

403
00:07:54,752 --> 00:07:57,504
LIZBO!

404
00:07:57,546 --> 00:07:58,630
ARE YOU

405
00:07:57,546 --> 00:07:58,630
NOT HEARING THAT?

406
00:07:58,672 --> 00:08:00,549
WE'RE WORKING

407
00:07:58,672 --> 00:08:00,549
ON THE NAME.

408
00:08:00,591 --> 00:08:01,550
HA!

409
00:08:01,592 --> 00:08:02,593
HO!

410
00:08:02,634 --> 00:08:05,136
OH, NO,

411
00:08:02,634 --> 00:08:05,136
FIZBO DROPPED HIS HAT.

412
00:08:05,178 --> 00:08:07,765
WHERE DID IT GO,

413
00:08:05,178 --> 00:08:07,765
LIZBO?

414
00:08:07,806 --> 00:08:08,849
IT'S RIGHT THERE.

415
00:08:07,806 --> 00:08:08,849
OH!

416
00:08:08,891 --> 00:08:10,434
THERE IT IS!

417
00:08:12,019 --> 00:08:13,144
DO, DO-DO-DO-DO,

418
00:08:12,019 --> 00:08:13,144
DO, DO, DO.

419
00:08:13,186 --> 00:08:15,313
NO, FIZBO! NO!

420
00:08:15,355 --> 00:08:18,358
WHAT? I'M JUST PUTTING

421
00:08:15,355 --> 00:08:18,358
MY HAT BACK ON, LIZBO.

422
00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,444
OH, MY ... OH!

423
00:08:20,485 --> 00:08:22,863
CONFETTI ... I HOPE FIZBO

424
00:08:20,485 --> 00:08:22,863
KNOWS HOW TO VACUUM.

425
00:08:22,905 --> 00:08:25,866
OH!

426
00:08:22,905 --> 00:08:25,866
WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?

427
00:08:25,908 --> 00:08:27,659
YOU'RE JUST

428
00:08:25,908 --> 00:08:27,659
SPREADING IT AROUND.

429
00:08:31,413 --> 00:08:33,999
I TRIED

430
00:08:31,413 --> 00:08:33,999
TO BE SUPPORTIVE FOR LILY.

431
00:08:34,041 --> 00:08:36,835
I REALLY DID,

432
00:08:34,041 --> 00:08:36,835
BUT I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF.

433
00:08:43,842 --> 00:08:45,176
OHH! OH! OH!

434
00:08:45,218 --> 00:08:47,178
THAT'S NOT PART

435
00:08:45,218 --> 00:08:47,178
OF THE ROUTINE.

436
00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:48,472
OHH! OHH!

437
00:08:48,513 --> 00:08:50,181
WAH, WAH!

438
00:08:50,223 --> 00:08:51,182
OHH!

439
00:08:50,223 --> 00:08:51,182
OH!

440
00:08:51,224 --> 00:08:53,560
SHE'S A NATURAL.

441
00:08:51,224 --> 00:08:53,560
DO IT AGAIN.

442
00:08:53,602 --> 00:08:55,104
OHH!

443
00:08:59,733 --> 00:09:01,234
OKAY, HERE WE GO.

444
00:08:59,733 --> 00:09:01,234
NOTHING TO IT.

445
00:09:01,276 --> 00:09:03,194
MAKE IT RAIN.

446
00:09:04,237 --> 00:09:06,073
YEAH, I-I GET IT.

447
00:09:06,115 --> 00:09:08,199
YOU ... YOU CAN'T PEE

448
00:09:06,115 --> 00:09:08,199
WITH ANOTHER GUY LOOKING AT YOU.

449
00:09:08,241 --> 00:09:09,701
NOT A BAD THING,

450
00:09:08,241 --> 00:09:09,701
BY THE WAY.

451
00:09:12,245 --> 00:09:15,499
SON OF A GUN,

452
00:09:12,245 --> 00:09:15,499
HIS MIDDLE NAME WAS CLARK.

453
00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:18,002
JAY!

454
00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:18,002
MAY WE HAVE SOME PRIVACY,

455
00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:18,002
PLEASE?

456
00:09:18,043 --> 00:09:19,377
FOR WHAT?

457
00:09:19,419 --> 00:09:22,213
SO THAT JOE CAN KEEP CHEWING

458
00:09:19,419 --> 00:09:22,213
ON THE ELECTRICAL CORD?

459
00:09:23,465 --> 00:09:25,383
O-OH, WE'RE ...

460
00:09:23,465 --> 00:09:25,383
WE'RE NOT CLAPPING FOR THIS?

461
00:09:25,425 --> 00:09:28,219
I TOLD YOU THAT HE WAS

462
00:09:25,425 --> 00:09:28,219
NOT READY, AND WHEN HE IS,

463
00:09:28,261 --> 00:09:30,388
WHY DON'T YOU LET

464
00:09:28,261 --> 00:09:30,388
HIS MOTHER TAKE CARE OF IT?

465
00:09:30,430 --> 00:09:32,641
YOU KNOW, I RAISED TWO

466
00:09:30,430 --> 00:09:32,641
FULLY FUNCTIONAL CHILDREN.

467
00:09:32,683 --> 00:09:34,309
YOU HAVE TWO KIDS

468
00:09:32,683 --> 00:09:34,309
THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT?

469
00:09:34,351 --> 00:09:37,938
PLEASE, JUST LET JOE GO

470
00:09:34,351 --> 00:09:37,938
ON HIS OWN SCHEDULE.

471
00:09:37,980 --> 00:09:41,232
MANNY LEARNED TO POTTY-TRAIN

472
00:09:37,980 --> 00:09:41,232
WHEN HE WAS 21/2.

473
00:09:41,274 --> 00:09:43,234
YOU TOLD ME

474
00:09:41,274 --> 00:09:43,234
IT WAS 13 MONTHS.

475
00:09:43,276 --> 00:09:45,236
I MAY HAVE EXAGGERATED

476
00:09:43,276 --> 00:09:45,236
A LITTLE BIT.

477
00:09:45,278 --> 00:09:47,405
21/2 ISN'T ADVANCED

478
00:09:45,278 --> 00:09:47,405
AT ALL.

479
00:09:47,447 --> 00:09:49,240
WHAT ELSE

480
00:09:47,447 --> 00:09:49,240
DID YOU EXAGGERATE?

481
00:09:49,282 --> 00:09:51,242
DID I REALLY LIKE SHAKESPEARE

482
00:09:49,282 --> 00:09:51,242
WHEN I WAS 3?

483
00:09:51,284 --> 00:09:53,120
NOT SO MUCH SHAKESPEARE

484
00:09:51,284 --> 00:09:53,120
AS JELLO.

485
00:09:53,162 --> 00:09:55,039
WAS MY FIRST WORD

486
00:09:53,162 --> 00:09:55,039
REALLY "LATTE"?

487
00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,748
NOT SO MUCH "LATTE"

488
00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,748
AS "JELLO."

489
00:09:56,790 --> 00:09:58,542
OH, MY GOD.

490
00:09:56,790 --> 00:09:58,542
I'M NORMAL.

491
00:09:58,583 --> 00:10:00,961
TRUST ME, KID,

492
00:09:58,583 --> 00:10:00,961
NO ONE'S SAYING THAT ABOUT YOU.

493
00:10:01,003 --> 00:10:02,629
WHY DID YOU TELL ME

494
00:10:01,003 --> 00:10:02,629
ALL THOSE THINGS?

495
00:10:02,671 --> 00:10:03,964
TO GIVE YOU CONFIDENCE.

496
00:10:04,006 --> 00:10:05,465
YOU NEEDED IT

497
00:10:04,006 --> 00:10:05,465
BECAUSE YOU WERE HAVING

498
00:10:05,507 --> 00:10:07,258
SO MUCH TROUBLE

499
00:10:05,507 --> 00:10:07,258
LEARNING HOW TO READ.

500
00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:08,844
THIS MAKES NO SENSE.

501
00:10:08,886 --> 00:10:10,721
YES, THAT WHAT

502
00:10:08,886 --> 00:10:10,721
YOU ALWAYS USED TO SAY.

503
00:10:13,682 --> 00:10:15,517
AAH! OH!

504
00:10:15,559 --> 00:10:17,644
WAH, WAH!

505
00:10:19,604 --> 00:10:21,272
I WASN'T DETERRED.

506
00:10:21,314 --> 00:10:23,525
I KNEW LILY HAD WHAT IT TOOK

507
00:10:21,314 --> 00:10:23,525
TO BE A GREAT CLOWN.

508
00:10:23,567 --> 00:10:25,276
I MEAN...

509
00:10:25,318 --> 00:10:27,278
SHE JUST NEEDED

510
00:10:25,318 --> 00:10:27,278
TO FIND HER PERSONA,

511
00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:31,616
AND THAT PROCESS CAN BE PAINFUL,

512
00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:31,616
ESPECIALLY FOR ME.

513
00:10:36,914 --> 00:10:39,166
OHH, LILY!

514
00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:41,085
WAH, WAH!

515
00:10:45,797 --> 00:10:47,298
OHH.

516
00:10:49,384 --> 00:10:51,678
WAH, WAH!

517
00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:55,182
GOOD MORNING,

518
00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:55,182
NEIGHBORS.

519
00:10:55,224 --> 00:10:56,934
BEAUTIFUL DAY, HUH?

520
00:10:56,975 --> 00:10:59,310
DON'T EVEN TRY

521
00:10:56,975 --> 00:10:59,310
TO SWEET-TALK US.

522
00:10:59,352 --> 00:11:01,188
THIS TACKY BOAT

523
00:10:59,352 --> 00:11:01,188
AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE.

524
00:11:01,230 --> 00:11:02,480
OH.

525
00:11:02,522 --> 00:11:03,690
HEY, WHAT'S THAT?

526
00:11:03,732 --> 00:11:07,236
I DON'T KNOW.

527
00:11:03,732 --> 00:11:07,236
WHAT COULD IT BE?

528
00:11:11,531 --> 00:11:13,242
PHIL IS NOT

529
00:11:11,531 --> 00:11:13,242
A VINDICTIVE GUY.

530
00:11:13,282 --> 00:11:14,993
HE STILL LISTENS

531
00:11:13,282 --> 00:11:14,993
TO MILLI VANILLI.

532
00:11:15,035 --> 00:11:16,494
IT'S A SCANDAL

533
00:11:15,035 --> 00:11:16,494
I CAN DANCE TO.

534
00:11:16,536 --> 00:11:18,789
BUT RONNIE AND AMBER

535
00:11:16,536 --> 00:11:18,789
DON'T DESERVE NICE PHIL.

536
00:11:18,830 --> 00:11:21,332
THEY DISSED MY WOMAN,

537
00:11:18,830 --> 00:11:21,332
SO I CALLED IN THE BIG GUNS.

538
00:11:21,374 --> 00:11:23,334
YOU ARE SO SEXY

539
00:11:21,374 --> 00:11:23,334
RIGHT NOW.

540
00:11:23,376 --> 00:11:26,463
GIRL, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.

541
00:11:23,376 --> 00:11:26,463
OH, THERE IT GOES.

542
00:11:29,424 --> 00:11:32,343
IS THAT MY SON

543
00:11:29,424 --> 00:11:32,343
OR AM I LOOKING

544
00:11:32,385 --> 00:11:34,345
IN THE WORLD'S

545
00:11:32,385 --> 00:11:34,345
MOST FLATTERING MIRROR?

546
00:11:34,387 --> 00:11:36,347
THAT'S FUNNY

547
00:11:34,387 --> 00:11:36,347
AND UPLIFTING!

548
00:11:36,389 --> 00:11:37,390
IT IS!

549
00:11:36,389 --> 00:11:37,390
OH, HI.

550
00:11:37,432 --> 00:11:38,934
THANKS FOR COMING SO FAST.

551
00:11:38,976 --> 00:11:40,644
OH.

552
00:11:38,976 --> 00:11:40,644
WHERE WERE

553
00:11:38,976 --> 00:11:40,644
YOU WHEN WE CALLED?

554
00:11:40,685 --> 00:11:42,353
WHO KNOWS?

555
00:11:40,685 --> 00:11:42,353
IT ALL LOOKS THE SAME.

556
00:11:42,395 --> 00:11:43,981
EITHER ARIZONA

557
00:11:42,395 --> 00:11:43,981
OR NEW MEXICO.

558
00:11:44,022 --> 00:11:45,356
OR MAYBE EVEN

559
00:11:44,022 --> 00:11:45,356
REGULAR MEXICO.

560
00:11:45,398 --> 00:11:47,651
OH.

561
00:11:45,398 --> 00:11:47,651
THANKS FOR COMING,

562
00:11:45,398 --> 00:11:47,651
FELLAS.

563
00:11:47,692 --> 00:11:49,653
HEY, GUYS.

564
00:11:47,692 --> 00:11:49,653
GRANDPA!

565
00:11:49,694 --> 00:11:52,281
THERE'S MY LITTLE GIRLS.

566
00:11:49,694 --> 00:11:52,281
HOW ARE YOU?

567
00:11:52,321 --> 00:11:53,406
AWW.

568
00:11:53,448 --> 00:11:54,950
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

569
00:11:54,992 --> 00:11:56,367
WE SEE YOUR DRIVEWAY BOAT

570
00:11:56,409 --> 00:11:59,955
AND RAISE YOU

571
00:11:56,409 --> 00:11:59,955
A CONVOY OF RETIREES.

572
00:11:59,997 --> 00:12:01,748
OH, I WANT TO HAVE THREE MORE

573
00:11:59,997 --> 00:12:01,748
OF YOUR BABIES.

574
00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:03,541
HOW WAS

575
00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:03,541
YOUR ROAD TRIP?

576
00:12:03,583 --> 00:12:05,627
THE HIGHLIGHT

577
00:12:03,583 --> 00:12:05,627
CAME IN BRANSON, MISSOURI,

578
00:12:05,669 --> 00:12:09,256
WHEN VICTOR REAR-ENDED

579
00:12:05,669 --> 00:12:09,256
YAKOV SMIRNOFF'S S.U.V.

580
00:12:09,298 --> 00:12:13,384
THE EXCHANGE OF INFORMATION

581
00:12:09,298 --> 00:12:13,384
WAS HILARIOUS, BUT FRUSTRATING.

582
00:12:13,426 --> 00:12:15,220
I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING

583
00:12:13,426 --> 00:12:15,220
THAT'S HAPPENING.

584
00:12:15,262 --> 00:12:16,387
"IN MY COUNTRY,

585
00:12:16,429 --> 00:12:18,598
CAR HAS INSURANCE

586
00:12:16,429 --> 00:12:18,598
FOR ME."

587
00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,017
THAT SORT OF THING.

588
00:12:20,058 --> 00:12:21,310
JUST LAUGH.

589
00:12:21,350 --> 00:12:22,602
ONE DAY,

590
00:12:21,350 --> 00:12:22,602
WE'LL TREASURE THESE MOMENTS.

591
00:12:24,229 --> 00:12:25,438
I GUESS

592
00:12:24,229 --> 00:12:25,438
YOU GUYS CONVINCED US.

593
00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:26,982
IT'S AWESOME HAVING

594
00:12:27,024 --> 00:12:28,984
GIANT RECREATIONAL VEHICLES

595
00:12:27,024 --> 00:12:28,984
IN YOUR FRONT YARD.

596
00:12:29,026 --> 00:12:30,319
MM-HMM.

597
00:12:30,359 --> 00:12:31,862
OH, WE SEE

598
00:12:30,359 --> 00:12:31,862
WHAT YOU TWO ARE DOING.

599
00:12:31,903 --> 00:12:33,404
YOU'RE GONNA SEE

600
00:12:31,903 --> 00:12:33,404
A WHOLE LOT MORE,

601
00:12:33,446 --> 00:12:36,783
'CAUSE THESE OLD GUYS LIKE

602
00:12:33,446 --> 00:12:36,783
TO DO TAI CHI IN SHORTY ROBES.

603
00:12:36,825 --> 00:12:39,410
THIS AIN'T GONNA WORK.

604
00:12:36,825 --> 00:12:39,410
I LIKE HANGING WITH OLD PEOPLE.

605
00:12:39,452 --> 00:12:40,704
MAKES ME FEEL

606
00:12:39,452 --> 00:12:40,704
IN-SHAPE.

607
00:12:40,745 --> 00:12:43,332
THEY CAN'T SLEEP

608
00:12:40,745 --> 00:12:43,332
AND THEY CAN'T HEAR.

609
00:12:43,372 --> 00:12:45,416
THEY'RE GONNA BE BLASTING

610
00:12:43,372 --> 00:12:45,416
TALK RADIO ALL NIGHT LONG.

611
00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:48,461
WHEN I GET DRUNK,

612
00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:48,461
I SNORE REAL LOUD,

613
00:12:48,503 --> 00:12:50,421
SO I WON'T

614
00:12:48,503 --> 00:12:50,421
HEAR A THING.

615
00:12:50,463 --> 00:12:51,798
WE JUST WANTED

616
00:12:50,463 --> 00:12:51,798
TO GIVE YOU A TASTE

617
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:54,051
OF WHAT IT'S LIKE

618
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:54,051
TO HAVE YOU FOR A NEIGHBOR.

619
00:12:54,092 --> 00:12:56,636
I LOVE HOW CLOSE TOGETHER

620
00:12:54,092 --> 00:12:56,636
ALL OUR MOUTHS ARE.

621
00:12:56,678 --> 00:12:58,222
OHH.

622
00:12:56,678 --> 00:12:58,222
OKAY.

623
00:12:58,263 --> 00:12:59,890
HEY, DAD, WHAT'S THE ...

624
00:12:59,931 --> 00:13:02,226
WHAT'S THE PLOT

625
00:12:59,931 --> 00:13:02,226
OF THAT RITA HAYWORTH MOVIE?

626
00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:03,894
OH.

627
00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:03,894
MY FRIENDS

628
00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:03,894
HERE WERE WONDERING.

629
00:13:03,935 --> 00:13:06,313
THAT'S MY CUE. TIME TO HELP

630
00:13:03,935 --> 00:13:06,313
MY BOY GET RID OF A BOAT.

631
00:13:06,355 --> 00:13:08,899
UH, "LADY FROM SHANGHAI"?

632
00:13:08,940 --> 00:13:10,067
THAT'S THE ONE.

633
00:13:10,108 --> 00:13:12,110
I-I CAN'T REMEMBER

634
00:13:10,108 --> 00:13:12,110
ALL THE DETAILS.

635
00:13:12,152 --> 00:13:14,445
PRETTY SURE THERE WAS A HORSE

636
00:13:12,152 --> 00:13:14,445
IN THAT MOVIE.

637
00:13:12,152 --> 00:13:14,445
MM-HMM.

638
00:13:14,487 --> 00:13:16,240
OR WAS IT A BABY?

639
00:13:16,281 --> 00:13:18,449
FUNNY THING ...

640
00:13:16,281 --> 00:13:18,449
NONE OF IT WAS IN SHANGHAI.

641
00:13:18,491 --> 00:13:20,702
AHH.

642
00:13:18,491 --> 00:13:20,702
OR WAS ALL OF IT

643
00:13:18,491 --> 00:13:20,702
IN SHANGHAI?

644
00:13:20,744 --> 00:13:23,247
ANYWAY, WHERE WAS I?

645
00:13:20,744 --> 00:13:23,247
OH, RIGHT.

646
00:13:23,288 --> 00:13:25,332
SO, EITHER THE HORSE

647
00:13:23,288 --> 00:13:25,332
OR THIS BABY...

648
00:13:25,374 --> 00:13:27,876
OH, HEY.

649
00:13:27,918 --> 00:13:29,460
I'M JUST PUTTING THESE

650
00:13:27,918 --> 00:13:29,460
IN THE CAR.

651
00:13:29,502 --> 00:13:31,504
I HELP UNDERPRIVILEGED KIDS

652
00:13:29,502 --> 00:13:31,504
LIFT WEIGHTS.

653
00:13:31,546 --> 00:13:33,340
YOU CAN'T

654
00:13:31,546 --> 00:13:33,340
EVEN DRIVE YET.

655
00:13:33,382 --> 00:13:36,260
OKAY, YOU KNOW MY SECRET.

656
00:13:33,382 --> 00:13:36,260
WHAT'S YOURS?

657
00:13:36,301 --> 00:13:38,136
DO YOU HONESTLY THINK

658
00:13:36,301 --> 00:13:38,136
ANY OF THIS IS GONNA WORK?

659
00:13:38,178 --> 00:13:41,472
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

660
00:13:41,514 --> 00:13:44,851
I-I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT

661
00:13:41,514 --> 00:13:44,851
TO SAY WHEN I'M AROUND YOU,

662
00:13:44,893 --> 00:13:47,104
BUT I THINK ABOUT YOU

663
00:13:44,893 --> 00:13:47,104
ALL THE TIME.

664
00:13:49,522 --> 00:13:53,110
FINE.

665
00:13:49,522 --> 00:13:53,110
HERE'S MY SECRET.

666
00:13:54,443 --> 00:13:56,988
I PUT ALL THESE WALLS UP

667
00:13:54,443 --> 00:13:56,988
AND ACT TOUGH,

668
00:13:57,030 --> 00:14:00,658
BUT... I'VE NEVER REALLY BEEN

669
00:13:57,030 --> 00:14:00,658
WITH A BOY BEFORE.

670
00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:01,785
REALLY?

671
00:14:01,826 --> 00:14:03,870
BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN

672
00:14:01,826 --> 00:14:03,870
WITH A GIRL.

673
00:14:03,912 --> 00:14:06,081
OH, MY GOD. PATHETIC.

674
00:14:06,123 --> 00:14:07,916
RUN HOME TO YOUR MOMMY,

675
00:14:06,123 --> 00:14:07,916
YOU LITTLE BITCH.

676
00:14:12,545 --> 00:14:13,671
IS LIZBO IN HERE?

677
00:14:13,713 --> 00:14:14,672
I THINK

678
00:14:13,713 --> 00:14:14,672
SHE'S IN OUR ROOM.

679
00:14:14,714 --> 00:14:16,967
CAM.

680
00:14:17,008 --> 00:14:18,427
YOU KNOW, YOU WOULDN'T BE

681
00:14:17,008 --> 00:14:18,427
IN THIS POSITION

682
00:14:18,467 --> 00:14:19,677
IF YOU HADN'T GONE

683
00:14:18,467 --> 00:14:19,677
BEHIND MY BACK.

684
00:14:19,719 --> 00:14:23,265
I WOULDN'T BE IN THIS POSITION

685
00:14:19,719 --> 00:14:23,265
IF I HAD...

686
00:14:24,182 --> 00:14:26,517
A SUPPORTIVE HUSBAND.

687
00:14:24,182 --> 00:14:26,517
OKAY.

688
00:14:26,559 --> 00:14:28,519
REALLY, I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR

689
00:14:26,559 --> 00:14:28,519
HOW THIS IS MY FAULT.

690
00:14:28,561 --> 00:14:31,022
YESTERDAY, LILY PERFORMED

691
00:14:28,561 --> 00:14:31,022
HER HEART OUT FOR YOU.

692
00:14:31,064 --> 00:14:33,317
SHE WAS SO EXCITED

693
00:14:31,064 --> 00:14:33,317
TO DO THAT BROOM ROUTINE,

694
00:14:33,358 --> 00:14:34,525
AND YOU GAVE HER NOTHING.

695
00:14:34,567 --> 00:14:36,778
SO SHE GOT DESPERATE,

696
00:14:36,820 --> 00:14:38,529
AND SHE RESORTED

697
00:14:36,820 --> 00:14:38,529
TO MEAN-SPIRITED GAGS.

698
00:14:38,571 --> 00:14:40,198
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN,

699
00:14:38,571 --> 00:14:40,198
GUESS WHAT.

700
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,783
YOU'RE MISTER McGIGGLES!

701
00:14:41,825 --> 00:14:43,285
OH, IS HE LIKE

702
00:14:41,825 --> 00:14:43,285
AN UNCLE TO YOU?

703
00:14:44,577 --> 00:14:46,788
YOU KNOW WHAT HURT THE MOST

704
00:14:44,577 --> 00:14:46,788
IS THAT MY HUSBAND

705
00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:50,500
TURNED OUR DAUGHTER

706
00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:50,500
AGAINST SOMETHING THAT I LOVE.

707
00:14:54,087 --> 00:14:56,547
GUYS, WE APPRECIATE

708
00:14:54,087 --> 00:14:56,547
ALL YOUR HELP,

709
00:14:56,589 --> 00:14:58,133
BUT YOU PROBABLY

710
00:14:56,589 --> 00:14:58,133
SHOULDN'T BE UP THERE.

711
00:14:58,175 --> 00:14:59,426
I DON'T MIND.

712
00:14:59,468 --> 00:15:00,551
WHOA!

713
00:15:00,593 --> 00:15:01,845
IS THAT WEED I SMELL?

714
00:15:01,886 --> 00:15:03,596
WAIT,

715
00:15:01,886 --> 00:15:03,596
YOU GAVE THEM POT?

716
00:15:03,638 --> 00:15:05,556
NO, I RUN

717
00:15:03,638 --> 00:15:05,556
A LEGITIMATE BUSINESS.

718
00:15:05,598 --> 00:15:06,808
I'M NOT GONNA RISK IT

719
00:15:05,598 --> 00:15:06,808
FOR THAT.

720
00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:08,393
THEY BROUGHT THEIR OWN.

721
00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:08,393
DAD?

722
00:15:08,435 --> 00:15:10,645
NOT ME, SON.

723
00:15:08,435 --> 00:15:10,645
IT'S ME AND VICTOR.

724
00:15:10,687 --> 00:15:13,857
MAKES MY ARTHRITIS

725
00:15:10,687 --> 00:15:13,857
FEEL BETTER.

726
00:15:13,898 --> 00:15:16,067
AND I'M IN REMISSION...

727
00:15:13,898 --> 00:15:16,067
FROM BEING LAME.

728
00:15:16,109 --> 00:15:18,028
HERE'S YOUR BEER, FRANK.

729
00:15:18,069 --> 00:15:19,363
THANK YOU, RONNIE.

730
00:15:18,069 --> 00:15:19,363
RIGHT ON.

731
00:15:19,404 --> 00:15:20,822
HERE YOU GO, GUYS.

732
00:15:19,404 --> 00:15:20,822
PIGS IN A BLANKET.

733
00:15:20,864 --> 00:15:22,573
THANK YOU, DARLING.

734
00:15:22,615 --> 00:15:23,658
WHAT ARE

735
00:15:22,615 --> 00:15:23,658
YOU GUYS DOING?

736
00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,576
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE

737
00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,576
ANNOYING THEM.

738
00:15:25,618 --> 00:15:27,162
THESE GUYS COULD

739
00:15:25,618 --> 00:15:27,162
NEVER ANNOY ME. WHAT?

740
00:15:27,204 --> 00:15:28,579
OH, RONNIE!

741
00:15:30,623 --> 00:15:32,959
SORRY, SON, IT TURNS OUT

742
00:15:30,623 --> 00:15:32,959
RONNIE'S A FELLOW ARMY MAN.

743
00:15:33,001 --> 00:15:35,462
PLUS, AT OUR AGE,

744
00:15:33,001 --> 00:15:35,462
IT'S TOUGH

745
00:15:35,504 --> 00:15:37,588
NOT TO LIKE SOMEONE

746
00:15:35,504 --> 00:15:37,588
WHO PAYS ATTENTION TO US.

747
00:15:37,630 --> 00:15:39,090
UNBELIEVABLE.

748
00:15:39,132 --> 00:15:41,759
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER.

749
00:15:39,132 --> 00:15:41,759
MY DAD'S TOO LOVABLE.

750
00:15:41,801 --> 00:15:43,845
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN

751
00:15:41,801 --> 00:15:43,845
HIS BIGGEST FLAW.

752
00:15:43,887 --> 00:15:45,972
HEY,

753
00:15:43,887 --> 00:15:45,972
SMELLS LIKE A PARTY!

754
00:15:46,014 --> 00:15:47,891
BACK INSIDE.

755
00:15:46,014 --> 00:15:47,891
OKAY, THEN.

756
00:16:05,033 --> 00:16:06,617
WHAT IS THIS FILTH?

757
00:16:06,659 --> 00:16:09,620
I TRIED EVERYTHING ... VIDEOS,

758
00:16:06,659 --> 00:16:09,620
BOOKS, PARENTING WEBSITES.

759
00:16:09,662 --> 00:16:11,622
I EVEN TRIED TO MAKE A GAME

760
00:16:09,662 --> 00:16:11,622
OUT OF IT.

761
00:16:11,664 --> 00:16:13,875
NOTHING COULD GET THAT KID

762
00:16:11,664 --> 00:16:13,875
TO USE THE TOILET.

763
00:16:13,917 --> 00:16:18,422
BY THE WAY, DO NOT SEARCH

764
00:16:13,917 --> 00:16:18,422
"PEEING GAMES" ON THE INTERNET.

765
00:16:18,463 --> 00:16:21,007
OKAY, JOE, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?

766
00:16:18,463 --> 00:16:21,007
I'M A WEALTHY MAN.

767
00:16:21,049 --> 00:16:22,259
JUST GIVE ME A NUMBER.

768
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:23,552
SEVEN.

769
00:16:23,593 --> 00:16:25,053
I JUST FOUND OUT

770
00:16:23,593 --> 00:16:25,053
THAT'S HOW OLD I WAS

771
00:16:25,095 --> 00:16:26,846
WHEN I LEARNED

772
00:16:25,095 --> 00:16:26,846
TO TIE MY SHOES.

773
00:16:26,888 --> 00:16:28,639
NOT 2,

774
00:16:26,888 --> 00:16:28,639
LIKE I WAS TOLD.

775
00:16:28,681 --> 00:16:31,142
OKAY, PLEASE, MANNY.

776
00:16:31,184 --> 00:16:33,228
I MIGHT HAVE EXAGGERATED

777
00:16:31,184 --> 00:16:33,228
A LITTLE BIT,

778
00:16:33,270 --> 00:16:35,439
BUT I DO THAT

779
00:16:33,270 --> 00:16:35,439
ALL THE TIME.

780
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,690
COLUMBIA ACTUALLY

781
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,690
IS A VERY NORMAL PLACE.

782
00:16:37,732 --> 00:16:39,650
MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS

783
00:16:37,732 --> 00:16:39,650
ARE ALL LIES.

784
00:16:39,692 --> 00:16:42,529
I CAN ONLY DEAL WITH ONE

785
00:16:39,692 --> 00:16:42,529
TRAUMATIZED CHILD AT A TIME.

786
00:16:42,571 --> 00:16:46,116
PLEASE, JAY, LET THAT POOR BABY

787
00:16:42,571 --> 00:16:46,116
OFF THE TOILET.

788
00:16:46,157 --> 00:16:47,534
OKAY, NEW PLAN ...

789
00:16:47,576 --> 00:16:49,660
WE LEAVE HIM ON THE THRONE

790
00:16:47,576 --> 00:16:49,660
TILL HE CONKS OUT,

791
00:16:49,702 --> 00:16:52,539
THEN WE DUNK HIS HAND

792
00:16:49,702 --> 00:16:52,539
IN A BOWL OF WARM WATER ...

793
00:16:52,581 --> 00:16:53,748
THAT'S CRAZY.

794
00:16:53,790 --> 00:16:56,334
YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T

795
00:16:53,790 --> 00:16:56,334
RUSH THESE THINGS.

796
00:16:56,376 --> 00:16:59,504
YOU DID IT BEFORE

797
00:16:56,376 --> 00:16:59,504
WITH CLAIRE AND WITH MITCH.

798
00:16:59,546 --> 00:17:01,381
I DON'T THINK HE DID,

799
00:16:59,546 --> 00:17:01,381
MOM.

800
00:17:01,423 --> 00:17:02,966
YES, HE DID, RIGHT?

801
00:17:03,007 --> 00:17:06,386
WELL, I WAS A LITTLE BUSY

802
00:17:03,007 --> 00:17:06,386
BUILDING A CLOSET EMPIRE.

803
00:17:06,428 --> 00:17:08,679
AND RACQUETBALL

804
00:17:06,428 --> 00:17:08,679
WAS PRETTY BIG BACK THEN.

805
00:17:08,721 --> 00:17:10,974
MAYBE THAT'S WHY

806
00:17:08,721 --> 00:17:10,974
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT TO YOU.

807
00:17:11,015 --> 00:17:13,143
YOU MISSED SO MANY MILESTONES

808
00:17:11,015 --> 00:17:13,143
IN THEIR LIVES,

809
00:17:13,184 --> 00:17:15,145
YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THEM

810
00:17:13,184 --> 00:17:15,145
WITH JOE.

811
00:17:15,186 --> 00:17:17,063
THIS IS

812
00:17:15,186 --> 00:17:17,063
YOUR SECOND CHANCE.

813
00:17:17,105 --> 00:17:19,690
BUT DON'T WORRY, JAY.

814
00:17:17,105 --> 00:17:19,690
HE KNOWS YOU LOVE HIM.

815
00:17:19,732 --> 00:17:22,777
I'D LIKE HIM TO REMEMBER

816
00:17:19,732 --> 00:17:22,777
THAT I'M THERE FOR HIM.

817
00:17:22,819 --> 00:17:24,737
I MEAN, WHO KNOWS

818
00:17:22,819 --> 00:17:24,737
IF I'LL GET ANOTHER CHANCE.

819
00:17:24,779 --> 00:17:26,948
I KNOW. YOU WON'T.

820
00:17:26,990 --> 00:17:28,866
AND HE WON'T

821
00:17:26,990 --> 00:17:28,866
HAVE TO REMEMBER YOU

822
00:17:28,908 --> 00:17:30,868
BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS

823
00:17:28,908 --> 00:17:30,868
GOING TO BE HERE.

824
00:17:30,910 --> 00:17:32,496
AAH. FORGET IT.

825
00:17:32,537 --> 00:17:33,871
COME ON.

826
00:17:32,537 --> 00:17:33,871
LET'S GIVE IT A REST.

827
00:17:33,913 --> 00:17:35,957
THE POOR KID ...

828
00:17:33,913 --> 00:17:35,957
ALL THAT PRESSURE I PUT ON HIM.

829
00:17:35,999 --> 00:17:38,168
ESPECIALLY HIS BLADDER.

830
00:17:38,209 --> 00:17:40,378
YOU'VE PROBABLY GOT A GALLON

831
00:17:38,209 --> 00:17:40,378
OF APPLE JUICE IN THERE, BUDDY.

832
00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:42,380
DID YOU SEE THAT?

833
00:17:42,422 --> 00:17:44,757
DID YOU SEE

834
00:17:42,422 --> 00:17:44,757
HOW YOU UNDERSTOOD JAY?

835
00:17:44,799 --> 00:17:46,884
THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU

836
00:17:44,799 --> 00:17:46,884
SO SPECIAL.

837
00:17:46,926 --> 00:17:50,514
ANYONE CAN LEARN HOW TO WALK

838
00:17:46,926 --> 00:17:50,514
OR PEE IN A POTTY.

839
00:17:50,555 --> 00:17:53,308
YOU'RE THE MOST SENSITIVE

840
00:17:50,555 --> 00:17:53,308
AND INSIGHTFUL PERSON

841
00:17:53,350 --> 00:17:56,102
I HAVE EVER KNOWN,

842
00:17:53,350 --> 00:17:56,102
AND YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN.

843
00:17:56,144 --> 00:17:57,770
COME HERE, PAPI.

844
00:17:57,812 --> 00:17:59,189
HE'S PEEING!

845
00:17:59,230 --> 00:18:01,441
HE'S PEEING!

846
00:17:59,230 --> 00:18:01,441
MY LITTLE GENIUS!

847
00:18:01,483 --> 00:18:02,733
I KNEW

848
00:18:01,483 --> 00:18:02,733
YOU COULD DO IT, BUDDY!

849
00:18:02,775 --> 00:18:04,402
AY, JAY, HE'S NOT DONE.

850
00:18:04,444 --> 00:18:06,196
AW, HELL.

851
00:18:04,444 --> 00:18:06,196
IT'S ALL OVER ME.

852
00:18:06,237 --> 00:18:07,822
WOULD YOU TAKE HIM?

853
00:18:11,784 --> 00:18:12,743
LILY!

854
00:18:12,785 --> 00:18:13,953
OH, IT'S YOU.

855
00:18:12,785 --> 00:18:13,953
OKAY.

856
00:18:13,995 --> 00:18:15,413
COME HERE.

857
00:18:15,455 --> 00:18:16,831
COME ON.

858
00:18:15,455 --> 00:18:16,831
LET'S HAVE A LITTLE TALK.

859
00:18:16,873 --> 00:18:18,625
ALL RIGHT, I KNOW

860
00:18:16,873 --> 00:18:18,625
THAT I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING

861
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:20,627
AT SOME OF THE STUFF

862
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:20,627
THAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING TO DADDY,

863
00:18:20,669 --> 00:18:22,128
BUT I SHOULDN'T HAVE.

864
00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:24,755
I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE THIS,

865
00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:24,755
BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE

866
00:18:24,797 --> 00:18:26,216
THE TYPE OF CLOWN

867
00:18:24,797 --> 00:18:26,216
THAT HURTS PEOPLE.

868
00:18:26,257 --> 00:18:27,925
I DON'T DO THAT

869
00:18:26,257 --> 00:18:27,925
TO MAKE YOU LAUGH.

870
00:18:27,967 --> 00:18:30,845
YOU DON'T?

871
00:18:27,967 --> 00:18:30,845
WELL, THEN WHY DO YOU DO IT?

872
00:18:32,597 --> 00:18:34,432
I HATE IT.

873
00:18:32,597 --> 00:18:34,432
I DON'T WANT TO BE A CLOWN.

874
00:18:34,474 --> 00:18:36,767
IT'S SO WEIRD.

875
00:18:34,474 --> 00:18:36,767
OH, ARE YOU SERIOUS?

876
00:18:36,809 --> 00:18:38,353
THE JOKES AREN'T FUNNY

877
00:18:38,395 --> 00:18:41,147
AND EVERYBODY'S ALL,

878
00:18:38,395 --> 00:18:41,147
"HONK, HONK, AH-OOGA, WAH, WAH."

879
00:18:41,189 --> 00:18:43,774
OH, LILY, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

880
00:18:41,189 --> 00:18:43,774
OH, MY GOSH.

881
00:18:43,816 --> 00:18:45,943
W-W-WHY DIDN'T YOU

882
00:18:43,816 --> 00:18:45,943
JUST TELL HIM?

883
00:18:45,985 --> 00:18:47,778
I DIDN'T WANT TO

884
00:18:45,985 --> 00:18:47,778
HURT HIS FEELINGS.

885
00:18:45,985 --> 00:18:47,778
OH.

886
00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:49,197
SO I FIGURED

887
00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:49,197
IF I WAS A BAD CLOWN,

888
00:18:49,239 --> 00:18:50,781
HE'D WANT ME TO STOP.

889
00:18:50,823 --> 00:18:52,783
OH, HONEY, YOU DON'T

890
00:18:50,823 --> 00:18:52,783
HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.

891
00:18:52,825 --> 00:18:54,785
HE'LL UNDERSTAND.

892
00:18:52,825 --> 00:18:54,785
YOU DON'T HAVE TO

893
00:18:52,825 --> 00:18:54,785
DO WHAT DADDY DOES.

894
00:18:54,827 --> 00:18:56,162
YOU JUST NEED TO

895
00:18:54,827 --> 00:18:56,162
TELL HIM THE TRUTH.

896
00:18:56,204 --> 00:18:58,789
TELL ME THE TRUTH

897
00:18:56,204 --> 00:18:58,789
ABOUT WHAT?

898
00:18:56,204 --> 00:18:58,789
NOTHING!

899
00:18:58,831 --> 00:19:00,291
NO, LILY,

900
00:18:58,831 --> 00:19:00,291
IT'S ... IT'S OKAY.

901
00:19:01,876 --> 00:19:05,046
I'M SORRY, DADDY, BUT I THINK

902
00:19:01,876 --> 00:19:05,046
I WANT TO STOP BEING A CLOWN.

903
00:19:06,881 --> 00:19:09,800
OH, BUT WHY?

904
00:19:06,881 --> 00:19:09,800
Y-YOU LOVED IT.

905
00:19:09,842 --> 00:19:12,679
BECAUSE...

906
00:19:12,721 --> 00:19:15,181
BECAUSE I'LL NEVER BE

907
00:19:12,721 --> 00:19:15,181
AS GOOD AS FIZBO.

908
00:19:15,223 --> 00:19:19,060
HE'S JUST SO FUNNY

909
00:19:15,223 --> 00:19:19,060
AND SPECIAL AND MAGICAL.

910
00:19:19,102 --> 00:19:21,854
SWEETIE ...

911
00:19:19,102 --> 00:19:21,854
WELL, LISTEN.

912
00:19:21,896 --> 00:19:26,192
FIZBO IS VERY SPECIAL.

913
00:19:26,234 --> 00:19:29,820
BUT YOU SHOULDN'T EXPECT TO BE

914
00:19:26,234 --> 00:19:29,820
AS GOOD AS HE IS RIGHT AWAY.

915
00:19:29,862 --> 00:19:31,448
IT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE.

916
00:19:31,489 --> 00:19:32,823
AWW!

917
00:19:32,865 --> 00:19:35,660
MAYBE I'LL TRY AGAIN

918
00:19:32,865 --> 00:19:35,660
WHEN I'M OLDER.

919
00:19:32,865 --> 00:19:35,660
MM.

920
00:19:35,702 --> 00:19:38,037
COMING UP WITH A LIE LIKE THAT

921
00:19:35,702 --> 00:19:38,037
IN THE MOMENT ...

922
00:19:38,079 --> 00:19:40,039
THAT GIRL IS NO CLOWN.

923
00:19:40,081 --> 00:19:41,832
SHE'S GONNA BE A LAWYER.

924
00:19:43,876 --> 00:19:46,003
HEY, NEIGHBOR.

925
00:19:46,045 --> 00:19:47,714
HEY.

926
00:19:47,756 --> 00:19:49,424
JUST WANTED TO SAY

927
00:19:47,756 --> 00:19:49,424
I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME

928
00:19:49,466 --> 00:19:50,550
HANGING WITH YOUR DAD

929
00:19:49,466 --> 00:19:50,550
LAST NIGHT.

930
00:19:50,592 --> 00:19:52,302
YOU DON'T

931
00:19:50,592 --> 00:19:52,302
NEED TO RUB IT IN.

932
00:19:52,343 --> 00:19:54,220
I HEARD IT ALL NIGHT ... YOU GUYS

933
00:19:52,343 --> 00:19:54,220
SINGING "CHANTILLY LACE."

934
00:19:54,262 --> 00:19:55,888
NO, I'M SERIOUS.

935
00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:57,265
WE HAD A LONG TALK.

936
00:19:57,307 --> 00:19:59,768
YOUR DAD AND HIS BUDDIES,

937
00:19:57,307 --> 00:19:59,768
THEY'RE GOOD PEOPLE.

938
00:19:59,809 --> 00:20:01,852
THEY PLAYED

939
00:19:59,809 --> 00:20:01,852
THE WHOLE ARMY CARD.

940
00:20:01,894 --> 00:20:04,773
AND, WELL, I'M GONNA DO

941
00:20:01,894 --> 00:20:04,773
THE HONORABLE THING

942
00:20:04,814 --> 00:20:06,857
AND, UH, MOVE THE BOAT.

943
00:20:06,899 --> 00:20:08,234
REALLY?

944
00:20:08,276 --> 00:20:10,528
YEAH, MY BROTHER SAYS

945
00:20:08,276 --> 00:20:10,528
I CAN KEEP IT IN HIS DRIVEWAY.

946
00:20:10,570 --> 00:20:11,529
HE HATES HIS NEIGHBOR.

947
00:20:10,570 --> 00:20:11,529
MM.

948
00:20:11,571 --> 00:20:13,114
I THINK YOUR DAD'S RIGHT.

949
00:20:13,156 --> 00:20:15,116
WE SHOULD START BEING BETTER

950
00:20:13,156 --> 00:20:15,116
TO ONE ANOTHER.

951
00:20:15,158 --> 00:20:16,867
I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.

952
00:20:15,158 --> 00:20:16,867
I THINK YOU'LL SEE,

953
00:20:16,909 --> 00:20:18,328
ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW US,

954
00:20:18,369 --> 00:20:21,581
WE'RE GOOD PEOPLE, TOO...

955
00:20:23,207 --> 00:20:24,292
THERE'S NO SMOKE.

956
00:20:23,207 --> 00:20:24,292
I KNOW.

957
00:20:24,334 --> 00:20:26,043
OKAY, FOLKS.

958
00:20:26,085 --> 00:20:27,671
WHO OWNS THE BOAT?

959
00:20:27,712 --> 00:20:30,340
HE ... UH, THAT WOULD BE ME.

960
00:20:27,712 --> 00:20:30,340
WHY? IS THERE A PROBLEM?

961
00:20:30,381 --> 00:20:31,716
TECHNICALLY,

962
00:20:30,381 --> 00:20:31,716
YOU CAN'T STORE IT HERE,

963
00:20:31,758 --> 00:20:33,259
AND SOME CRAZY LADY

964
00:20:31,758 --> 00:20:33,259
KEEPS CALLING.

965
00:20:33,301 --> 00:20:36,929
HI, OFFICER.

966
00:20:33,301 --> 00:20:36,929
WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE?

967
00:20:36,971 --> 00:20:38,889
WAIT,

968
00:20:36,971 --> 00:20:38,889
YOU GUYS NARC'd ON US!

969
00:20:38,931 --> 00:20:41,142
NO, I BROUGHT YOU

970
00:20:38,931 --> 00:20:41,142
BANANA BREAD! IT WAS HER!

971
00:20:41,184 --> 00:20:42,893
NOW WHO'S THE NARC?

972
00:20:42,935 --> 00:20:44,061
CLAIRE,

973
00:20:42,935 --> 00:20:44,061
THAT'S PRETTY UNCOOL.

974
00:20:44,103 --> 00:20:46,147
SUPER UNCOOL!

975
00:20:44,103 --> 00:20:46,147
YOU GUYS ARE LAME!

976
00:20:46,189 --> 00:20:48,566
I'M ALSO GONNA HAVE TO

977
00:20:46,189 --> 00:20:48,566
WRITE UP THESE RVs.

978
00:20:49,942 --> 00:20:53,904
I'M HOLDING.

979
00:20:49,942 --> 00:20:53,904
I'M MAKING A WALK FOR IT.

980
00:21:01,579 --> 00:21:03,914
UGH. THIS AGAIN?

981
00:21:03,956 --> 00:21:05,792
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT

982
00:21:03,956 --> 00:21:05,792
COMING OVER HERE.

983
00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:08,919
[ SIGHS,

984
00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:08,919
WHISTLING ]

985
00:21:08,961 --> 00:21:10,714
HEY.

986
00:21:10,755 --> 00:21:12,215
I'M SERIOUS.

987
00:21:16,135 --> 00:21:18,555
YOU DID IT!

988
00:21:16,135 --> 00:21:18,555
OH, MY GOD.

989
00:21:18,596 --> 00:21:20,640
THAT WAS THE HARDEST THING

990
00:21:18,596 --> 00:21:20,640
I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE.

991
00:21:20,682 --> 00:21:22,726
JUST DO IT A FEW MORE TIMES,

992
00:21:20,682 --> 00:21:22,726
AND SHE'LL BE BEGGING YOU

993
00:21:22,767 --> 00:21:25,311
TO KISS HER RIGHT

994
00:21:22,767 --> 00:21:25,311
IN THE SCIENCE MUSEUM...

995
00:21:25,353 --> 00:21:28,939
OR ... OR WHAT...

996
00:21:25,353 --> 00:21:28,939
WHATEVER HER FANTASY IS.

997
00:21:33,862 --> 00:21:36,865
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