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WE'RE BACK!

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FUNNIEST THING ...

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STELLA FELL IN LOVE

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WITH THIS DOG ON OUR WALK,

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JUST STARED AT IT

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LOVINGLY.

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TURNED OUT TO BE

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HER REFLECTION IN A HUBCAP.

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CAN YOU BLAME HER?

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I GOT AN "A" ON MY HISTORY EXAM,

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BY THE WAY.

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REALLY, YOU'RE COMPETING

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WITH THE DOG?

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DON'T LET IT

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BOTHER YOU, GIRL.

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JAY, WE NEED TO TALK.

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I WENT TO

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AN ALLERGIST TODAY,

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AND HE THINKS THAT JOE'S RASH

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IS AN ALLERGY.

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WHAT A SURPRISE ...

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AN ALLERGIST FOUND AN ALLERGY.

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HE THINKS HE MIGHT BE

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ALLERGIC TO STELLA.

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WHAT?

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THE ONLY REACTION THIS DOG

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GIVES PEOPLE IS THE GIGGLES.

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I MEAN, WHEN SHE TRIED TO LICK

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HER OWN FACE...

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IN MY VILLAGE,

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IF A GOAT ACTED THAT DUMB,

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WE WOULDN'T EVEN EAT IT.

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THIS ALLERGY THING

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IS VERY SERIOUS.

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WE NEED TO SEPARATE THEM

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FOR A WEEK

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TO SEE

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IF THE RASH GOES AWAY.

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I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN GO

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THAT LONG WITHOUT SEEING JOE.

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NOT JOE! THE DOG!

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I ALREADY CALLED

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MITCH AND CAMERON.

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THEY'RE GONNA TAKE HER.

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FOR A WEEK?

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SHE'LL BE TRAUMATIZED!

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SHE'S VERY SENSITIVE!

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SHE SCRAPES HER BUTT

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ON THE DRIVEWAY.

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WHY DON'T YOU LIKE HER?

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SHE'S NEVER

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DONE ANYTHING TO YOU.

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AY, LOOK!

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MY FACE CREAM!

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DO YOU KNOW

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HOW MUCH THIS COSTS?

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NO. HOW MUCH?

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DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!

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THE DOG GOES NOW!

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YOU KNOW,

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NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT,

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I COULD BE ALLERGIC

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TO STELLA.

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I'VE BEEN A LITTLE STUFFY

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SINCE WE GOT HER.

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YOU WERE STUFFY

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LONG BEFORE STELLA.

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DO YOU NOT REMEMBER SCOLDING

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THAT WAITER AT CHUCK E. CHEESE

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FOR SERVING YOU

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FROM THE RIGHT?

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VICTORIAN.

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MODERN.

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CRAFTSMAN.

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SPANISH.

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EUROPEAN... GOTHIC?

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ANDY, IT'S THE CASTLE

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FROM "FROZEN."

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I'M SORRY,

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BUT YOU'RE NOT READY.

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WHAT?

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TO HEAR

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THAT YOU'RE READY!

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CONGRATULATIONS,

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ASSISTANT!

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I'M MOVING YOU

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UP TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

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HOLY COW.

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THAT WAS

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AN EMOTIONAL THRILL RIDE.

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THIS SUNDAY,

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YOU ARE MANNING THE OPEN HOUSE

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OF THE CAPE COD ON LINDEN.

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THAT MEANS

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YOU'RE GONNA BE STICKING

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THE SIGN AND THE BALLOONS

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ON THE CORNER,

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YOU'RE GONNA BE TURNING ON

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ALL THE LIGHTS,

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YOU'RE GONNA BE BAKING

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ALL THE BROWNIES.

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I WILL

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MAKE YOU PROUD, SIR.

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WHAT ELSE

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ARE YOU GONNA DO?

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I WILL MAKE SURE

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PEOPLE SIGN IN.

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WHAT ELSE?

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WHEN I SHOW SOMEONE

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THE MASTER BEDROOM,

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I'LL SAY, "THIS IS WHERE

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THE MAGIC HAPPENS."

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I'M SOLD!

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YES!

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HEY, BUDDY. I GOT TO HIT

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THE MALL A LITTLE LATER.

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YOU WANNA GRAB A COUPLE

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OF CHAIR MASSAGES

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TILL THEY KICK US OUT?

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NAH. I'M GONNA GO HANG OUT

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WITH SOME OF MY FRIENDS.

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OKAY.

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HAVE FUN.

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TEENAGERS, HUH?

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YEAH, IT'S BEEN HAPPENING

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MORE AND MORE, BUT IT'S NATURAL.

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KIDS THAT AGE

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WANT DISTANCE.

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ONE DAY, THEY'RE HOLDING

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YOUR HAND SO TIGHT IT HURTS.

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THE NEXT DAY, THEY'RE EATING

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THE APPLE YOU KIND OF WANTED.

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NOT ME.

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I NEVER TURNED DOWN AN OFFER

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TO HANG WITH MY DAD.

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LUCKILY FOR HIM, HE DIED BEFORE

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MY REBELLIOUS TEENAGE YEARS.

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THAT MUST BE

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GRANDPA WITH STELLA.

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REMEMBER, LILY, SHE'S ONLY

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GONNA BE HERE FOR A WEEK,

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SHE'S NOT GONNA BE

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OUR PERMANENT PET.

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DON'T TELL ME,

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TELL LARRY.

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HE'S BEEN ACTING JEALOUS

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ALL DAY.

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YOU'RE BEING CRAZY!

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HEY, DAD.

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HEY, JAY.

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THERE'S OUR PRECIOUS

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LITTLE HOUSEGUEST.

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OKAY, GUYS, LISTEN UP.

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SHE GETS

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THREE WALKS A DAY.

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KEEP HER OFF THE BED.

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WE'RE TRAINING HER.

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NO CHICKEN BONES.

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IF SHE STARTS TO WHEEZE ...

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WOW. REMEMBER WHEN YOU DROPPED

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ME OFF AT SUMMER CAMP?

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YOU BARELY

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SLOWED DOWN THE CAR.

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YOU NEVER HAD A CONDITION THAT

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MADE IT DIFFICULT TO BREATHE.

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I WAS A CLOSETED GAY KID

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AT SPORTS CAMP.

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I SPENT THE WEEK

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IN MID-FAINT.

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LILY, DON'T FORGET TO GIVE

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STELLA LOTS OF BELLY RUBS.

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GRANDPA,

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THIS IS COMING

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AT A REALLY BAD TIME

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FOR ME AND LARRY.

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OKAY, WELL, NOW,

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DON'T YOU WORRY

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ABOUT WILY

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NOT WOVING YOU YET.

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AW, WHO'S THE LITTLE

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WEEBLE WOBBLE?

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I CAN'T WATCH THIS.

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OKAY. BYE, DAD.

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OH, I DON'T KNOW.

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I GUESS IN MY FREE TIME,

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I LIKE TO KEEP UP

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WITH THE LATEST DISCOVERIES

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IN RENEWABLE ENERGY.

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JUST THINK,

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A FEW MORE MONTHS

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AND YOU'LL NEVER

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HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS AGAIN.

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YOU KNOW, I DON'T MIND

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COLLEGE INTERVIEWS.

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I ACTUALLY LIKE DISCUSSING

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THE THINGS THAT THEY ...

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I WAS TALKING TO THE MIRROR.

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I KNOW ALL YOU HAD TO DO

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TO GET IN YOUR COLLEGE

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WAS LIKE

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THEIR FACEBOOK PAGE,

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BUT THIS

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IS PRINCETON.

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I HAVE TO SHOW THEM

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THAT I'M A SERIOUS THINKER,

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AND YOU COULD BE

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A BIT MORE SUPPORTIVE.

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YOU'RE RIGHT.

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I'M SORRY.

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YOUR OUTFIT'S PERFECT.

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THANKS.

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IF YOU'RE APPLYING

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TO LUMBERJACK SCHOOL.

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AND MAJORING IN HAVING YOUR CATS

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EAT YOU WHEN YOU DIE.

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WELL, HELLO.

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HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY

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BACK IN THE CLOSET...

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BUSINESS?

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THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

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I'VE NEVER WORKED HERE BEFORE.

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IT'S JUST A GAY JOKE, MITCHELL.

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DON'T OVERTHINK IT.

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YOU SETTLING IN?

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YEAH. YEAH.

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I MEAN, YOU KNOW,

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I'M IN JEANS AND I'M AT WORK ...

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I FEEL LIKE A MECHANIC.

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I AM LOOKING FORWARD

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TO DOING A FEW DAYS OF FREELANCE

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LEGAL WORK FOR MY DAD

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BECAUSE, UH, WHERE I WORK,

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I'VE GOTTEN

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THE UNFAIR REPUTATION

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OF BEING THE OFFICE NAG,

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WHICH IS...

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SEE, IT'S ONLY BECAUSE

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I WORK WITH A BUNCH OF SLOBS.

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I MEAN, I MUST TELL THESE PEOPLE

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50 TIMES A DAY ...

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"WIPE DOWN THE MICROWAVE,"

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"CLEAN THE COFFEE POT,"

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"WHOSE MOLDY LUNCH MEAT

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IS THIS, KEVIN?"

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SO, DID THEY PUT UP

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MUCH OF A FIGHT

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WHEN YOU ASKED

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FOR THAT TIME OFF, OR...?

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YEAH, IT'S SO NICE

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AND CASUAL HERE.

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MM-HMM.

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I CAN'T WAIT

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TO GET MY CHILL ON.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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HM? WHAT? THIS IS ME.

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NO, IT'S NOT.

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FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS

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IT IS.

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WHEN I LEAVE HERE,

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MEN WILL WANT TO BE ME,

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WOMEN WILL WANT TO SHOP WITH ME.

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HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT

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OF TRYING TO BE NICER

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AT YOUR REGULAR JOB?

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MM.

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I MEAN,

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I'VE HAD TO LEARN

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HOW TO BALANCE

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BEING A FRIEND AND A MANAGER.

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YOU COULD CALL IT

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BEING A "FRANAGER."

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BUT I DON'T HAVE TO,

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RIGHT?

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YES, YOU DO.

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I AM YOUR BOSS.

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YOU HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING I SAY.

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OKAY, ALL RIGHT,

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HERE COMES LUCY.

279
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SHE'S NEW, AND DAD

280
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WANTS ME TO TALK TO HER

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ABOUT THE WAY

282
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SHE DRESSES.

283
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HE SAYS

284
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IT'S DISTRACTING.

285
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WATCH AND LEARN.

286
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LUCY'S ABOUT TO GET FRANAGED.

287
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OH, GOOD,

288
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IT'S A VERB, TOO.

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HEY, LUCE.

290
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OH, HI, MS. DUNPHY.

291
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OH, NO, COME ON.

292
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PLEASE, MY DAD IS MS. DUNPHY.

293
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I'M JUST CLAIRE.

294
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SO, LISTEN, IF YOU WERE LOOKING

295
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FOR SOME CLOTHES FOR WORK,

296
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NORDSTROM'S HAVING

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A FABULOUS SALE.

298
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I PICKED UP THIS APPROPRIATE

299
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LITTLE NUMBER THERE.

300
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WELL, I'LL HAVE TO CHECK

301
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THAT OUT.

302
00:05:53,508 --> 00:05:54,342
GREAT.

303
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THANKS.

304
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HEY.

305
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SEE WHAT I

306
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JUST DID THERE?

307
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I GOT TO GET BACK TO WORK.

308
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DO YOU WANT TO HAVE LUNCH LATER?

309
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AREN'T YOU GOING TO

310
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THE PASTA FACTORY WITH THE GANG?

311
00:06:01,642 --> 00:06:03,560
OH, IS IT SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAY?

312
00:06:01,642 --> 00:06:03,560
I-I DON'T KNOW.

313
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UH, SOMETHING

314
00:06:03,602 --> 00:06:05,186
THEY DO ON MONDAYS.

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OH, RIGHT, YEAH, YEAH.

316
00:06:05,228 --> 00:06:07,188
UH, P-PASTA FACTORY MONDAY.

317
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I KNEW THAT.

318
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DOESN'T SEEM

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LIKE YOU DID.

320
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BREAK TIME'S OVER.

321
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GET YOUR WORK DONE.

322
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LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS AN ISSUE

323
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WITH ANGER FRANAGEMENT.

324
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LET 'ER RIP!

325
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WHAT A CANNON!

326
00:06:19,451 --> 00:06:20,828
WOW!

327
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58 MILES PER HOUR.

328
00:06:20,869 --> 00:06:23,204
WAIT. WHAT?

329
00:06:23,246 --> 00:06:26,125
YES!

330
00:06:23,246 --> 00:06:26,125
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

331
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WHAT A CATCH!

332
00:06:26,165 --> 00:06:28,502
WHEN WE WERE AT THE MALL, WE

333
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GOT THIS BASEBALL THAT SHOWS

334
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YOU HOW FAST YOU THROW IT.

335
00:06:28,543 --> 00:06:30,129
YOU GUYS WENT

336
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TO THE MALL TOGETHER?

337
00:06:30,169 --> 00:06:31,713
YES, WE SURE DID.

338
00:06:31,755 --> 00:06:34,133
AND WE GOT THE FREE PORTRAIT

339
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AT SEARS TO PROVE IT.

340
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WE SHOULD SCAN THAT BAD BOY

341
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BEFORE IT GETS RUINED.

342
00:06:37,094 --> 00:06:38,720
UM... BYE?

343
00:06:38,762 --> 00:06:40,514
YOU'RE OUTTA THERE!

344
00:06:45,769 --> 00:06:46,895
MILADY, FOR YOU.

345
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LOOKING GOOD THERE,

346
00:06:46,937 --> 00:06:48,522
HAIRCUT!

347
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AH, THERE HE IS!

348
00:06:48,563 --> 00:06:50,816
THERE'S MY KARAOKE PARTNER.

349
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HEY, LISTEN, NEXT TIME YOU'RE

350
00:06:50,858 --> 00:06:53,318
EBONY, I'M IVORY, ALL RIGHT?

351
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TWO DAYS DOWN,

352
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ONE TO GO,

353
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AND EVERYBODY IN THE OFFICE

354
00:06:55,278 --> 00:06:58,239
STILL LOVES THE NEW ME.

355
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GO AHEAD,

356
00:06:58,281 --> 00:07:00,617
LEAVE A DIRTY COFFEE FILTER.

357
00:07:00,659 --> 00:07:02,243
OH, PARK ASKEW.

358
00:07:02,285 --> 00:07:04,079
LAID-BACK MITCHELL

359
00:07:02,285 --> 00:07:04,079
DOESN'T MIND.

360
00:07:04,121 --> 00:07:05,539
YOU KNOW, IT IS REALLY NICE

361
00:07:05,580 --> 00:07:08,249
TO BE LIKED FOR WHO YOU

362
00:07:05,580 --> 00:07:08,249
REALLY ARE PRETENDING TO BE.

363
00:07:08,291 --> 00:07:09,543
ALL RIGHT.

364
00:07:09,584 --> 00:07:11,294
I'M GONNA SEE YOU TONIGHT

365
00:07:09,584 --> 00:07:11,294
AT RONNA'S PARTY, RIGHT?

366
00:07:11,336 --> 00:07:12,754
OKAY.

367
00:07:11,336 --> 00:07:12,754
WHAT PARTY?

368
00:07:12,796 --> 00:07:14,840
AW, THE TWO SADDEST WORDS

369
00:07:12,796 --> 00:07:14,840
IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

370
00:07:14,882 --> 00:07:16,257
NAH,

371
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IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

372
00:07:16,299 --> 00:07:17,885
WE'RE JUST STOPPING BY

373
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A BAR AFTER WORK,

374
00:07:17,926 --> 00:07:19,511
HAVE SOME BEER,

375
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SOME HOT WINGS.

376
00:07:19,553 --> 00:07:20,721
LOOK AT ME.

377
00:07:19,553 --> 00:07:20,721
NO, IT'S COOL.

378
00:07:20,762 --> 00:07:22,263
THIS IS MY FAULT.

379
00:07:22,305 --> 00:07:23,431
WHEN I FIRST

380
00:07:22,305 --> 00:07:23,431
STARTED HERE,

381
00:07:23,473 --> 00:07:25,266
SOMEBODY ASKED ME TO DO

382
00:07:23,473 --> 00:07:25,266
SOMETHING AND I SAID NO,

383
00:07:25,308 --> 00:07:26,727
AND NOW THEY THINK

384
00:07:25,308 --> 00:07:26,727
I'M NOT INTERESTED.

385
00:07:26,768 --> 00:07:28,269
YEAH, THAT'S

386
00:07:26,768 --> 00:07:28,269
PROBABLY IT.

387
00:07:28,311 --> 00:07:29,521
I MIGHT

388
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DROP BY THIS ONE, THOUGH.

389
00:07:29,563 --> 00:07:31,272
I THINK PEOPLE

390
00:07:29,563 --> 00:07:31,272
WOULD APPRECIATE IT.

391
00:07:31,314 --> 00:07:32,149
NO, YOU CAN'T GO.

392
00:07:32,191 --> 00:07:33,274
WHAT? WHY NOT?

393
00:07:33,316 --> 00:07:35,194
WELL, YOU KNOW

394
00:07:33,316 --> 00:07:35,194
HOW Y-YOU THINK

395
00:07:35,235 --> 00:07:37,071
THAT YOU'RE THEIR BOSS

396
00:07:35,235 --> 00:07:37,071
AND THEIR FRIEND?

397
00:07:35,235 --> 00:07:37,071
UH-HUH.

398
00:07:37,112 --> 00:07:38,279
YOU'RE ONE

399
00:07:37,112 --> 00:07:38,279
OF THOSE THINGS.

400
00:07:38,321 --> 00:07:39,280
OH, MY GOD.

401
00:07:38,321 --> 00:07:39,280
THEY HATE ME.

402
00:07:39,322 --> 00:07:41,075
NO. LOTS OF PEOPLE

403
00:07:39,322 --> 00:07:41,075
LIKE YOU.

404
00:07:41,116 --> 00:07:43,118
LIKE WHO?

405
00:07:41,116 --> 00:07:43,118
UH, WELL, ME. I DO.

406
00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:44,203
YEAH?

407
00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:44,203
AND, UM, THE, UH...

408
00:07:44,244 --> 00:07:46,287
HEY.

409
00:07:44,244 --> 00:07:46,287
DAD. DAD'S A BIG FAN.

410
00:07:46,329 --> 00:07:47,455
HOW'S MY

411
00:07:46,329 --> 00:07:47,455
LITTLE ANGEL?

412
00:07:47,497 --> 00:07:48,916
NOT GREAT TODAY.

413
00:07:47,497 --> 00:07:48,916
I'M SETTLING IN.

414
00:07:48,957 --> 00:07:50,500
NOT YOU TWO ...

415
00:07:48,957 --> 00:07:50,500
STELLA.

416
00:07:50,542 --> 00:07:51,919
OH, SHE'S FINE.

417
00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:53,294
CAM'S TAKING

418
00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:53,294
GREAT CARE OF HER.

419
00:07:53,336 --> 00:07:54,379
IS SHE GETTING

420
00:07:53,336 --> 00:07:54,379
ENOUGH WALKS?

421
00:07:54,421 --> 00:07:55,589
CAM COMES HOME

422
00:07:54,421 --> 00:07:55,589
FROM WORK AT LUNCH,

423
00:07:55,630 --> 00:07:57,216
TAKES HER

424
00:07:55,630 --> 00:07:57,216
RIGHT TO THE DOG PARK.

425
00:07:57,257 --> 00:07:58,299
IN FACT, HE'S THERE

426
00:07:57,257 --> 00:07:58,299
WITH HER RIGHT NOW.

427
00:07:58,341 --> 00:08:00,094
NOT THE ONE

428
00:07:58,341 --> 00:08:00,094
ON BARRINGTON.

429
00:08:00,135 --> 00:08:02,303
'CAUSE THERE'S AN UNSNIPPED CHOW

430
00:08:00,135 --> 00:08:02,303
ALWAYS TRIES TO HUMP HER SILLY.

431
00:08:03,263 --> 00:08:04,305
OH, HI,

432
00:08:03,263 --> 00:08:04,305
MR. PRITCHETT.

433
00:08:04,347 --> 00:08:05,306
HEY, LUCY.

434
00:08:05,348 --> 00:08:06,558
LUCY LIKES YOU.

435
00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,309
HEY, CLAIRE,

436
00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,309
CHECK OUT MY NEW SHIRT.

437
00:08:08,351 --> 00:08:09,519
I HAVE YOU TO THANK.

438
00:08:09,561 --> 00:08:11,271
OH, NO, THAT'S ALL YOU.

439
00:08:12,355 --> 00:08:13,815
YOU WERE SUPPOSED

440
00:08:12,355 --> 00:08:13,815
TO TALK TO HER

441
00:08:13,857 --> 00:08:16,317
ABOUT STORING THOSE ZEPPELINS

442
00:08:13,857 --> 00:08:16,317
IN A HANGAR.

443
00:08:13,857 --> 00:08:16,317
I DID!

444
00:08:16,359 --> 00:08:18,820
WELL, DO IT AGAIN. LOUDER.

445
00:08:16,359 --> 00:08:18,820
THIS IS A PLACE OF BUSINESS.

446
00:08:18,862 --> 00:08:20,989
SHE NEEDS TO THROW A TARP

447
00:08:18,862 --> 00:08:20,989
OVER THOSE BOUNCE HOUSES.

448
00:08:21,031 --> 00:08:22,323
DAD, I THINK YOU'RE

449
00:08:21,031 --> 00:08:22,323
THE ONE WHO'S BEING OFFENSIVE.

450
00:08:22,365 --> 00:08:24,492
IT'S MY COMPANY.

451
00:08:22,365 --> 00:08:24,492
TAKE CARE OF IT.

452
00:08:27,662 --> 00:08:28,789
HELLO?

453
00:08:28,830 --> 00:08:30,124
WHAT DOG PARK

454
00:08:28,830 --> 00:08:30,124
ARE YOU AT?

455
00:08:30,165 --> 00:08:31,374
Good afternoon

456
00:08:30,165 --> 00:08:31,374
to you, too, Jay.

457
00:08:31,416 --> 00:08:33,585
STELLA AND I

458
00:08:31,416 --> 00:08:33,585
ARE AT RANCHO.

459
00:08:33,627 --> 00:08:34,962
THANK GOD.

460
00:08:35,003 --> 00:08:36,379
KEEP YOUR EYE OUT

461
00:08:35,003 --> 00:08:36,379
FOR RANDY CHOWS.

462
00:08:36,421 --> 00:08:37,798
THE FIGURE SKATER?

463
00:08:37,839 --> 00:08:39,340
JUST KEEP STELLA SAFE.

464
00:08:39,382 --> 00:08:41,551
JAY, SHE'S FINE.

465
00:08:39,382 --> 00:08:41,551
SHE'S HAVING A GREAT TIME.

466
00:08:41,593 --> 00:08:43,344
H-HERE,

467
00:08:41,593 --> 00:08:43,344
I'M GONNA SEND YOU

468
00:08:43,386 --> 00:08:45,180
A HILARIOUS PICTURE

469
00:08:43,386 --> 00:08:45,180
I JUST TOOK OF HER.

470
00:08:45,222 --> 00:08:46,807
SHE'S NEVER

471
00:08:45,222 --> 00:08:46,807
LOOKED HAPPIER.

472
00:08:46,848 --> 00:08:48,225
PROBABLY JUST

473
00:08:46,848 --> 00:08:48,225
BEING POLITE.

474
00:08:51,061 --> 00:08:52,353
WHAT THE HELL

475
00:08:51,061 --> 00:08:52,353
AM I LOOKING AT?

476
00:08:52,395 --> 00:08:54,355
OH, GOD, W-WHAT ...

477
00:08:52,395 --> 00:08:54,355
WHAT DID I SEND YOU?

478
00:08:54,397 --> 00:08:55,732
What's that thing

479
00:08:54,397 --> 00:08:55,732
around her neck?

480
00:08:55,774 --> 00:08:57,859
OH, PHEW.

481
00:08:55,774 --> 00:08:57,859
UH, THAT IS JUST A NEW COLLAR.

482
00:08:57,901 --> 00:08:59,611
HER OLD ONE WAS LOOKING

483
00:08:57,901 --> 00:08:59,611
A LITTLE TATTERED.

484
00:08:59,653 --> 00:09:01,404
DON'T GO

485
00:08:59,653 --> 00:09:01,404
BUYING HER PRESENTS!

486
00:09:01,446 --> 00:09:02,990
SHE'S STILL MY DOG.

487
00:09:03,031 --> 00:09:04,574
YOU'RE A GLORIFIED KENNEL.

488
00:09:04,616 --> 00:09:07,368
IT'S JUST A FUN LITTLE COLLAR

489
00:09:04,616 --> 00:09:07,368
THAT I BEJEWELED.

490
00:09:07,410 --> 00:09:09,370
WHAT'S NEXT? YOU GONNA

491
00:09:07,410 --> 00:09:09,370
DRESS HER IN FISHNETS,

492
00:09:09,412 --> 00:09:10,747
PUT HER IN A WINDOW

493
00:09:09,412 --> 00:09:10,747
IN AMSTERDAM?

494
00:09:10,789 --> 00:09:12,624
JUST KEEP IT CASUAL!

495
00:09:12,666 --> 00:09:15,169
OH, MY GOD.

496
00:09:12,666 --> 00:09:15,169
YOU'RE SUCH A SLUT.

497
00:09:15,210 --> 00:09:17,212
OH, I LOVE IT.

498
00:09:17,254 --> 00:09:19,547
MM. NOTHING,

499
00:09:17,254 --> 00:09:19,547
I'M JUST TAKING MY SISTER

500
00:09:19,589 --> 00:09:21,382
TO A COLLEGE INTERVIEW

501
00:09:19,589 --> 00:09:21,382
AT A COFFEE SHOP.

502
00:09:21,424 --> 00:09:23,218
UGH. I KNOW, RIGHT?

503
00:09:23,260 --> 00:09:25,386
OH, I TOTALLY FORGOT TO TELL YOU

504
00:09:23,260 --> 00:09:25,386
WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.

505
00:09:25,428 --> 00:09:27,222
LISA, ENZO, AND I

506
00:09:25,428 --> 00:09:27,222
WERE AT A BAR IN ECHO PARK,

507
00:09:27,264 --> 00:09:28,807
AND ENZO WAS LIKE,

508
00:09:28,849 --> 00:09:30,642
"MY DREAM IS TO RUN THE BASES

509
00:09:28,849 --> 00:09:30,642
AT DODGER STADIUM."

510
00:09:30,684 --> 00:09:32,477
SO I'M LIKE,

511
00:09:30,684 --> 00:09:32,477
"SCREW IT, LET'S DO IT."

512
00:09:32,519 --> 00:09:34,479
SO, LISA TUCKS HER HAIR UP

513
00:09:32,519 --> 00:09:34,479
TO A BASEBALL CAP,

514
00:09:34,521 --> 00:09:37,107
AND WE CONVINCE THE GROUNDS

515
00:09:34,521 --> 00:09:37,107
KEEPER THAT SHE'S JUSTIN BIEBER

516
00:09:37,149 --> 00:09:39,276
AND THAT "JUSTIN"

517
00:09:37,149 --> 00:09:39,276
WILL TAKE A PICTURE WITH HIM.

518
00:09:39,318 --> 00:09:40,694
AND IT WORKED!

519
00:09:40,735 --> 00:09:43,404
NO, YOU SHUT UP!

520
00:09:40,735 --> 00:09:43,404
THAT'S NOT EVEN THE BEST PART.

521
00:09:43,446 --> 00:09:45,406
ENZO STARTS RUNNING THE BASES,

522
00:09:43,446 --> 00:09:45,406
AND HE WHIPS HIS SHIRT OFF.

523
00:09:45,448 --> 00:09:47,993
AND LISA GETS CAUGHT UP IN IT

524
00:09:45,448 --> 00:09:47,993
AND TAKES OFF HER SHIRT,

525
00:09:48,035 --> 00:09:49,410
AND THE GROUNDS KEEPER'S

526
00:09:48,035 --> 00:09:49,410
LIKE,

527
00:09:49,452 --> 00:09:50,871
"WHOA, YOU'RE NOT

528
00:09:49,452 --> 00:09:50,871
JUSTIN BIEBER."

529
00:09:50,912 --> 00:09:53,081
SO HE STARTS

530
00:09:50,912 --> 00:09:53,081
CHASING US AROUND WITH A RAKE.

531
00:09:53,123 --> 00:09:55,083
I KNOW!

532
00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:56,459
OH, WAIT.

533
00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:56,459
WHO IS THAT?

534
00:09:56,501 --> 00:09:59,796
DENISE? PUT THAT DIRTY HOOKER

535
00:09:56,501 --> 00:09:59,796
ON THE PHONE.

536
00:09:59,838 --> 00:10:02,257
HEY, GIRL. DID I TELL YOU

537
00:09:59,838 --> 00:10:02,257
WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?

538
00:10:02,299 --> 00:10:03,424
SO, ENZO SAID

539
00:10:02,299 --> 00:10:03,424
THAT HIS DREAM

540
00:10:03,466 --> 00:10:05,468
WAS TO RUN THE BASES

541
00:10:03,466 --> 00:10:05,468
AT DODGER STADIUM,

542
00:10:05,510 --> 00:10:07,095
AND I WAS LIKE,

543
00:10:05,510 --> 00:10:07,095
"SCREW IT, LET'S DO IT."

544
00:10:05,510 --> 00:10:07,095
OH, MY GOD!

545
00:10:07,137 --> 00:10:08,680
DO YOU

546
00:10:07,137 --> 00:10:08,680
EVER STOP TALKING?

547
00:10:08,722 --> 00:10:11,474
I AM SITTING HERE

548
00:10:08,722 --> 00:10:11,474
TRYING TO MENTALLY PREPARE

549
00:10:11,516 --> 00:10:14,435
FOR ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT

550
00:10:11,516 --> 00:10:14,435
MOMENTS OF MY LIFE,

551
00:10:14,477 --> 00:10:18,398
SO CAN YOU PLEASE

552
00:10:14,477 --> 00:10:18,398
JUST SHUT UP?

553
00:10:19,566 --> 00:10:22,443
I KNOW, RIGHT? OHH.

554
00:10:23,695 --> 00:10:25,280
ALL RIGHT, LOOKS LIKE

555
00:10:23,695 --> 00:10:25,280
THEY'RE FINISHING UP.

556
00:10:25,322 --> 00:10:26,865
I SHOULD PROBABLY

557
00:10:25,322 --> 00:10:26,865
GO IN NOW.

558
00:10:26,907 --> 00:10:29,701
OOH, TELL HER CUTE DRESS ...

559
00:10:26,907 --> 00:10:29,701
NANETTE LEPORE, FALL COLLECTION.

560
00:10:29,743 --> 00:10:32,453
GREAT. I'LL OPEN WITH,

561
00:10:29,743 --> 00:10:32,453
"CUTE DRESS."

562
00:10:33,538 --> 00:10:35,374
CUTE DRESS.

563
00:10:35,415 --> 00:10:38,377
ANDY, 36 HOURS

564
00:10:35,415 --> 00:10:38,377
TO THE OPEN HOUSE.

565
00:10:38,418 --> 00:10:39,460
YOU READY?

566
00:10:39,502 --> 00:10:41,380
I WAS BORN READY.

567
00:10:41,421 --> 00:10:42,630
ACTUALLY,

568
00:10:41,421 --> 00:10:42,630
THAT'S NOT TRUE.

569
00:10:42,672 --> 00:10:43,840
I WAS

570
00:10:42,672 --> 00:10:43,840
TWO MONTHS PREMATURE,

571
00:10:43,882 --> 00:10:45,466
WEIGHED THREE AND A HALF

572
00:10:43,882 --> 00:10:45,466
POUNDS.

573
00:10:45,508 --> 00:10:46,676
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.

574
00:10:46,718 --> 00:10:48,553
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY

575
00:10:46,718 --> 00:10:48,553
TO GET OVER THAT ...

576
00:10:48,595 --> 00:10:50,471
MOCK OPEN HOUSE!

577
00:10:50,513 --> 00:10:53,474
STARTING

578
00:10:50,513 --> 00:10:53,474
IN FIVE... FOUR...

579
00:10:50,513 --> 00:10:53,474
MM-HMM.

580
00:10:53,516 --> 00:10:54,976
UH, BUSINESS CARD!

581
00:11:01,775 --> 00:11:02,734
YOU'RE NOT ANDY.

582
00:11:02,776 --> 00:11:04,319
SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU.

583
00:11:04,361 --> 00:11:05,486
I'M HERE!

584
00:11:05,528 --> 00:11:06,947
WELCOME.

585
00:11:05,528 --> 00:11:06,947
COME ON IN.

586
00:11:06,988 --> 00:11:08,240
THANK YOU.

587
00:11:08,949 --> 00:11:10,325
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

588
00:11:10,367 --> 00:11:12,119
I WAS ABOUT TO GIVE

589
00:11:10,367 --> 00:11:12,119
MR. DUNPHY HERE

590
00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:13,578
A TOUR OF THIS

591
00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:13,578
BEAUTIFUL OPEN HOUSE.

592
00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:16,873
I DO NOT KNOW WHO MR. DUNPHY IS,

593
00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:16,873
ALTHOUGH HE SOUNDS COOL.

594
00:11:16,915 --> 00:11:19,418
I'M JUST A HANDSOME PLASTIC

595
00:11:16,915 --> 00:11:19,418
SURGEON RELOCATING FROM TUCSON.

596
00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:21,378
HMM.

597
00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:21,378
AND I'M HIS SON.

598
00:11:21,420 --> 00:11:23,046
GOOD IDEA.

599
00:11:21,420 --> 00:11:23,046
PRETEND TO BE MY SON.

600
00:11:23,838 --> 00:11:26,425
SO, IS THIS

601
00:11:23,838 --> 00:11:26,425
THE KITCHEN?

602
00:11:26,465 --> 00:11:29,219
GREAT QUESTION.

603
00:11:26,465 --> 00:11:29,219
YES, IT IS.

604
00:11:29,261 --> 00:11:31,430
FULLY UPDATED

605
00:11:29,261 --> 00:11:31,430
WITH AN OPEN FLOOR PLAN,

606
00:11:31,470 --> 00:11:33,181
PERFECT FOR

607
00:11:31,470 --> 00:11:33,181
LARGE FAMILIES.

608
00:11:33,223 --> 00:11:35,225
DO YOU AND THE MISSUS

609
00:11:33,223 --> 00:11:35,225
HAVE OTHER KIDS?

610
00:11:35,267 --> 00:11:38,103
NOPE, JUST ME,

611
00:11:35,267 --> 00:11:38,103
SO IT'S WAY TOO BIG.

612
00:11:38,145 --> 00:11:39,980
YOU SEEM

613
00:11:38,145 --> 00:11:39,980
TERRIBLE AT YOUR JOB.

614
00:11:40,021 --> 00:11:41,731
I DON'T KNOW.

615
00:11:41,773 --> 00:11:43,775
YOU SEEM LIKE A FAMILY

616
00:11:41,773 --> 00:11:43,775
WITH A LOT OF FRIENDS.

617
00:11:43,817 --> 00:11:45,110
IT'S GREAT

618
00:11:43,817 --> 00:11:45,110
FOR ENTERTAINING.

619
00:11:45,152 --> 00:11:47,404
HOW DIVERSE

620
00:11:45,152 --> 00:11:47,404
IS THE NEIGHBORHOOD?

621
00:11:47,446 --> 00:11:48,613
I ONLY ASK

622
00:11:47,446 --> 00:11:48,613
BECAUSE I'M MARRIED

623
00:11:48,655 --> 00:11:50,449
TO A BEAUTIFUL

624
00:11:48,655 --> 00:11:50,449
AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMAN.

625
00:11:50,489 --> 00:11:53,534
I CAN'T SAY WHO, BUT YOU

626
00:11:50,489 --> 00:11:53,534
MAY KNOW HER FROM "AVATAR."

627
00:11:53,576 --> 00:11:56,204
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD

628
00:11:53,576 --> 00:11:56,204
HAS A WONDERFUL MIX

629
00:11:56,246 --> 00:11:58,373
OF DIFFERENT CULTURES

630
00:11:56,246 --> 00:11:58,373
AND ETHNICITIES.

631
00:11:58,415 --> 00:12:00,708
OOH, SOUNDS DANGEROUS.

632
00:11:58,415 --> 00:12:00,708
LUKE...

633
00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:02,252
HERE'S ALL

634
00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:02,252
YOU NEED TO KNOW ...

635
00:12:02,294 --> 00:12:04,129
IN THE LAST TWO YEARS,

636
00:12:02,294 --> 00:12:04,129
HOME VALUES IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD

637
00:12:04,171 --> 00:12:06,256
HAVE INCREASED

638
00:12:04,171 --> 00:12:06,256
BY TWICE THE CITY AVERAGE.

639
00:12:06,298 --> 00:12:08,549
IT'S QUIET. IT'S SAFE.

640
00:12:08,591 --> 00:12:10,218
I CAN'T THINK

641
00:12:08,591 --> 00:12:10,218
OF A BETTER PLACE

642
00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:12,346
TO RAISE A BEAUTIFUL

643
00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:12,346
MIXED-RACE FAMILY.

644
00:12:12,387 --> 00:12:13,805
I'M GONNA HAVE TO HAVE

645
00:12:12,387 --> 00:12:13,805
A QUICK CONVERSATION WITH ZOE,

646
00:12:13,847 --> 00:12:15,556
BUT I THINK YOU

647
00:12:13,847 --> 00:12:15,556
JUST SOLD A HOUSE.

648
00:12:15,598 --> 00:12:16,599
YES!

649
00:12:16,641 --> 00:12:19,186
GOOD.

650
00:12:16,641 --> 00:12:19,186
IS THIS FINALLY DONE?

651
00:12:19,227 --> 00:12:21,021
'CAUSE, DAD, I WAS THINKING

652
00:12:19,227 --> 00:12:21,021
MAYBE YOU AND I

653
00:12:21,062 --> 00:12:23,564
COULD PUT ON TUXEDOS

654
00:12:21,062 --> 00:12:23,564
AND TEST-DRIVE ROLLS-ROYCES.

655
00:12:23,606 --> 00:12:26,026
AW, LUKE, I'M SORRY.

656
00:12:23,606 --> 00:12:26,026
I WISH I COULD,

657
00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:28,569
BUT I ALREADY PROMISED ANDY

658
00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:28,569
I'D TEACH HIM HOW TO TIE A TIE.

659
00:12:28,611 --> 00:12:30,364
COME ON, BUDDY.

660
00:12:28,611 --> 00:12:30,364
I GOT A SONG AND EVERYTHING.

661
00:12:30,405 --> 00:12:31,572
I HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW,

662
00:12:31,614 --> 00:12:33,574
MY NECK IS

663
00:12:31,614 --> 00:12:33,574
EXTRAORDINARILY TICKLISH.

664
00:12:33,616 --> 00:12:35,618
YOU DON'T SAY.

665
00:12:33,616 --> 00:12:35,618
DON'T YOU DARE.

666
00:12:35,660 --> 00:12:37,454
DON'T. DON'T!

667
00:12:37,496 --> 00:12:39,498
GET OVER HERE!

668
00:12:37,496 --> 00:12:39,498
NO! NO, NO,

669
00:12:37,496 --> 00:12:39,498
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

670
00:12:39,538 --> 00:12:42,583
IT WAS SO NICE

671
00:12:39,538 --> 00:12:42,583
TO MEET YOU, GITA.

672
00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:44,961
I'LL BE SURE TO SEND YOU THAT

673
00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:44,961
RECORDING OF MY BASSOON SOLO.

674
00:12:45,003 --> 00:12:46,505
YOU'D BETTER!

675
00:12:49,508 --> 00:12:51,592
COULD YOU KILL ME

676
00:12:49,508 --> 00:12:51,592
OVER THE PHONE?

677
00:12:51,634 --> 00:12:53,594
OH, MY GOD.

678
00:12:51,634 --> 00:12:53,594
THESE KIDS ARE ALL THE SAME.

679
00:12:53,636 --> 00:12:55,222
PLEASE TELL ME

680
00:12:55,263 --> 00:12:57,098
WE WEREN'T THIS AGGRESSIVELY

681
00:12:55,263 --> 00:12:57,098
BORING WHEN WE APPLIED.

682
00:12:57,140 --> 00:13:00,601
IT'S ALL DEBATE TEAM,

683
00:12:57,140 --> 00:13:00,601
ORCHESTRA, A.P., GPA.

684
00:13:00,643 --> 00:13:02,854
I WANTED TO SMACK ONE OF THEM

685
00:13:00,643 --> 00:13:02,854
IN HER SMUG LITTLE FACE,

686
00:13:02,896 --> 00:13:04,605
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE

687
00:13:02,896 --> 00:13:04,605
SHE WAS A ROBOT.

688
00:13:04,647 --> 00:13:07,566
I CAN'T BELIEVE

689
00:13:04,647 --> 00:13:07,566
I'M MISSING SPINNING FOR THIS.

690
00:13:08,651 --> 00:13:10,987
HI. I'M ALEX DUNPHY.

691
00:13:11,029 --> 00:13:12,613
I GOT TO GO.

692
00:13:12,655 --> 00:13:15,116
OH, GREAT.

693
00:13:12,655 --> 00:13:15,116
HAVE A SEAT. I'M VANESSA.

694
00:13:15,158 --> 00:13:16,826
WOULD YOU

695
00:13:15,158 --> 00:13:16,826
LIKE SOME COFFEE?

696
00:13:16,868 --> 00:13:19,287
NO, THANKS, BUT I ACTUALLY HAVE

697
00:13:16,868 --> 00:13:19,287
A CRAZY FACT ABOUT COFFEE ...

698
00:13:19,329 --> 00:13:21,498
BEES LOVE CAFFEINE

699
00:13:19,329 --> 00:13:21,498
BECAUSE IT'S FOUND IN NECTAR,

700
00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:23,458
BUT I DON'T KNOW

701
00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:23,458
THAT MUCH ABOUT B's,

702
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,085
AS YOU CAN SEE

703
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,085
FROM MY TRANSCRIPT.

704
00:13:27,837 --> 00:13:32,008
SO, I SEE HERE THAT

705
00:13:27,837 --> 00:13:32,008
YOU'RE ON THE DEBATE TEAM

706
00:13:32,050 --> 00:13:33,634
AND YOU PLAY THE CELLO.

707
00:13:33,676 --> 00:13:36,054
YES, BUT I AM

708
00:13:33,676 --> 00:13:36,054
SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT.

709
00:13:36,096 --> 00:13:37,805
I'M ALSO A PART

710
00:13:36,096 --> 00:13:37,805
OF THE FRENCH CLUB.

711
00:13:37,847 --> 00:13:39,266
TELL ME MORE.

712
00:13:41,393 --> 00:13:42,643
I'M SO SORRY

713
00:13:41,393 --> 00:13:42,643
FOR WASTING YOUR TIME.

714
00:13:42,685 --> 00:13:44,271
THIS WAS A BIG MISTAKE.

715
00:13:44,312 --> 00:13:47,315
I'M PROBABLY NOT

716
00:13:44,312 --> 00:13:47,315
PRINCETON MATERIAL ANYWAYS.

717
00:13:47,357 --> 00:13:49,234
I MEAN, I SPENT

718
00:13:47,357 --> 00:13:49,234
MOST OF LAST NIGHT

719
00:13:49,276 --> 00:13:50,818
IN THE BACK

720
00:13:49,276 --> 00:13:50,818
OF A SQUAD CAR.

721
00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:51,694
WAIT, WHAT?

722
00:13:51,736 --> 00:13:53,654
WELL, CRAZY STORY ...

723
00:13:53,696 --> 00:13:55,865
MY FRIEND ENZO'S DREAM WAS TO

724
00:13:53,696 --> 00:13:55,865
RUN THE BASES AT DODGER STADIUM.

725
00:13:55,907 --> 00:13:58,452
AND I WAS JUST LIKE,

726
00:13:55,907 --> 00:13:58,452
"SCREW IT, LET'S DO IT."

727
00:13:58,493 --> 00:13:59,660
OH, BY THE WAY,

728
00:13:58,493 --> 00:13:59,660
CUTE DRESS.

729
00:13:59,702 --> 00:14:01,662
IS THAT

730
00:13:59,702 --> 00:14:01,662
A NANETTE LEPORE?

731
00:14:01,704 --> 00:14:03,540
OH, MY GOD, YES.

732
00:14:01,704 --> 00:14:03,540
GOOD EYE.

733
00:14:03,582 --> 00:14:05,500
SO, WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?

734
00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:07,668
WELL, THEN MY FRIEND

735
00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:07,668
LISA TUCKS HER HAIR UP

736
00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:07,668
INTO A BASEBALL CAP,

737
00:14:07,710 --> 00:14:10,671
AND WE CONVINCE THE

738
00:14:07,710 --> 00:14:10,671
GROUNDS KEEPER THAT

739
00:14:07,710 --> 00:14:10,671
SHE'S JUSTIN BIEBER

740
00:14:10,713 --> 00:14:13,508
AND THAT "JUSTIN"

741
00:14:10,713 --> 00:14:13,508
WILL TAKE A PICTURE WITH HIM.

742
00:14:13,550 --> 00:14:14,593
OH, MY GOD.

743
00:14:14,633 --> 00:14:15,927
YOU'RE SO NAUGHTY.

744
00:14:14,633 --> 00:14:15,927
I LOVE IT.

745
00:14:15,969 --> 00:14:17,678
YOU KNOW IT, SLUT.

746
00:14:18,972 --> 00:14:21,099
OH, MY GOD.

747
00:14:18,972 --> 00:14:21,099
I AM SO SORRY.

748
00:14:22,517 --> 00:14:26,687
AWW, YOU'RE COOKING US

749
00:14:22,517 --> 00:14:26,687
A STEAK DINNER ... HOW SWEET.

750
00:14:26,729 --> 00:14:28,689
YEAH, I CAME HOME FROM WORK

751
00:14:26,729 --> 00:14:28,689
EARLY TO COOK US DINNER.

752
00:14:28,731 --> 00:14:30,609
THAT'S CRAZY.

753
00:14:28,731 --> 00:14:30,609
THIS IS FOR STELLA.

754
00:14:30,650 --> 00:14:31,943
AY, JAY...

755
00:14:31,985 --> 00:14:33,694
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M

756
00:14:31,985 --> 00:14:33,694
COMPETING WITH OVER THERE.

757
00:14:33,736 --> 00:14:35,113
CAMERON'S WOOING HER

758
00:14:35,155 --> 00:14:37,282
WITH BELLY RUBS, JEWELRY,

759
00:14:35,155 --> 00:14:37,282
KISSES ON THE MOUTH.

760
00:14:37,324 --> 00:14:39,700
I JUST WANT HER TO REMEMBER

761
00:14:37,324 --> 00:14:39,700
WHO LOVES HER THE MOST.

762
00:14:39,742 --> 00:14:41,702
I DON'T THINK STELLA

763
00:14:39,742 --> 00:14:41,702
IS EVER GOING TO FORGET

764
00:14:41,744 --> 00:14:43,288
HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER,

765
00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:44,705
NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME

766
00:14:44,747 --> 00:14:46,958
SHE NEEDS TO STAY

767
00:14:44,747 --> 00:14:46,958
WITH MITCH AND CAM.

768
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,709
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

769
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,709
SHE'S COMING HOME FRIDAY.

770
00:14:48,751 --> 00:14:49,710
THAT'S THE THING.

771
00:14:49,752 --> 00:14:51,296
LOOK.

772
00:14:51,338 --> 00:14:52,964
THE RASH IS GONE.

773
00:14:53,006 --> 00:14:54,715
WELL, WE DON'T KNOW

774
00:14:53,006 --> 00:14:54,715
THAT'S STELLA.

775
00:14:54,757 --> 00:14:56,384
A LOT OF THINGS

776
00:14:54,757 --> 00:14:56,384
CAUSE RASHES.

777
00:14:56,426 --> 00:14:58,970
MAYBE HE'S LESS STRESSED

778
00:14:56,426 --> 00:14:58,970
THIS WEEK THAN LAST.

779
00:14:59,012 --> 00:15:00,221
WHAT'S GOING ON?

780
00:15:00,263 --> 00:15:01,764
WE HAVE TO

781
00:15:00,263 --> 00:15:01,764
GET RID OF STELLA.

782
00:15:01,806 --> 00:15:04,601
SLOW DOWN.

783
00:15:01,806 --> 00:15:04,601
WE HAVEN'T DECIDED ANYTHING YET.

784
00:15:04,643 --> 00:15:06,894
YES, WE HAVE.

785
00:15:04,643 --> 00:15:06,894
IT'S WHAT'S BEST FOR JOE.

786
00:15:06,936 --> 00:15:09,397
AND FOR WHATEVER IT'S WORTH,

787
00:15:06,936 --> 00:15:09,397
MY EYES HAVE STOPPED ITCHING,

788
00:15:09,439 --> 00:15:10,982
I CAN TASTE MY FOOD,

789
00:15:09,439 --> 00:15:10,982
AND I HAVE MORE ENERGY.

790
00:15:11,024 --> 00:15:13,193
YOU TOOK A THREE-HOUR NAP

791
00:15:11,024 --> 00:15:13,193
YESTERDAY.

792
00:15:13,234 --> 00:15:14,735
I WAS TIRED

793
00:15:13,234 --> 00:15:14,735
FROM THE MARATHON.

794
00:15:14,777 --> 00:15:16,112
THE "DOWNTON ABBEY"

795
00:15:14,777 --> 00:15:16,112
MARATHON?

796
00:15:16,154 --> 00:15:17,572
THAT FAMILY

797
00:15:16,154 --> 00:15:17,572
IS EXHAUSTING.

798
00:15:17,614 --> 00:15:18,532
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

799
00:15:18,573 --> 00:15:20,116
AH, JAY,

800
00:15:18,573 --> 00:15:20,116
I'M SO SORRY.

801
00:15:20,158 --> 00:15:21,742
MAYBE YOU

802
00:15:20,158 --> 00:15:21,742
CAN GET A FISH!

803
00:15:21,784 --> 00:15:23,203
'CAUSE IT'S SO MUCH CUTER

804
00:15:21,784 --> 00:15:23,203
DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD

805
00:15:23,244 --> 00:15:25,163
WITH YOUR FISH'S HEAD

806
00:15:23,244 --> 00:15:25,163
STICKING OUT THE WINDOW.

807
00:15:25,205 --> 00:15:26,039
FISH!

808
00:15:32,295 --> 00:15:33,754
OH, MY GOD.

809
00:15:33,796 --> 00:15:35,256
ARE YOU HERE

810
00:15:33,796 --> 00:15:35,256
FOR ANOTHER LECTURE?

811
00:15:35,298 --> 00:15:37,133
BECAUSE YOU MADE YOUR POINT

812
00:15:35,298 --> 00:15:37,133
LOUD AND CLEAR.

813
00:15:37,175 --> 00:15:38,677
I'M KEEPING IT CASUAL.

814
00:15:38,718 --> 00:15:40,303
I HAVEN'T EVEN LOOKED

815
00:15:38,718 --> 00:15:40,303
AT STELLA THIS MORNING.

816
00:15:41,721 --> 00:15:44,641
OKAY, DO NOT READ

817
00:15:41,721 --> 00:15:44,641
TOO MUCH INTO THAT ...

818
00:15:44,683 --> 00:15:46,267
I JUST TOOK THAT OFF

819
00:15:44,683 --> 00:15:46,267
ONE OF LILY'S TEDDY BEARS.

820
00:15:46,309 --> 00:15:47,768
IT'S FINE.

821
00:15:47,810 --> 00:15:49,229
I'M GLAD YOU GUYS

822
00:15:47,810 --> 00:15:49,229
ARE SPOILING HER,

823
00:15:49,270 --> 00:15:50,771
BECAUSE I WON'T

824
00:15:49,270 --> 00:15:50,771
BE ABLE TO ANYMORE.

825
00:15:50,813 --> 00:15:51,939
JOE'S ALLERGIC.

826
00:15:51,981 --> 00:15:53,567
NO.

827
00:15:53,608 --> 00:15:56,653
YEAH, AND I FIGURED SINCE

828
00:15:53,608 --> 00:15:56,653
SHE LIKES YOU SO MUCH,

829
00:15:56,695 --> 00:15:58,279
MAYBE YOU GUYS

830
00:15:56,695 --> 00:15:58,279
COULD KEEP HER.

831
00:15:58,321 --> 00:16:01,700
WELL, I MEAN, IF THAT'S

832
00:15:58,321 --> 00:16:01,700
WHAT'S BEST FOR EVERYONE.

833
00:16:01,741 --> 00:16:03,076
MAYBE YOU BETTER

834
00:16:01,741 --> 00:16:03,076
CHECK WITH MITCH FIRST?

835
00:16:03,117 --> 00:16:04,785
HE'LL DEAL.

836
00:16:03,117 --> 00:16:04,785
I MADE HER A STEAK.

837
00:16:04,827 --> 00:16:05,953
OKAY.

838
00:16:05,995 --> 00:16:07,997
AND THIS IS HER DAYBED.

839
00:16:05,995 --> 00:16:07,997
OH.

840
00:16:08,039 --> 00:16:09,832
I GUESS I BETTER

841
00:16:08,039 --> 00:16:09,832
SAY GOODBYE.

842
00:16:09,874 --> 00:16:11,792
HI, SWEETIE.

843
00:16:11,834 --> 00:16:14,713
COME HERE.

844
00:16:11,834 --> 00:16:14,713
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

845
00:16:14,754 --> 00:16:16,256
NOW, HONEY,

846
00:16:16,297 --> 00:16:18,508
YOU'RE GONNA LIVE HERE

847
00:16:16,297 --> 00:16:18,508
FROM NOW ON.

848
00:16:19,509 --> 00:16:21,428
DON'T GIVE ME

849
00:16:19,509 --> 00:16:21,428
THAT LOOK.

850
00:16:21,469 --> 00:16:23,179
IT WASN'T

851
00:16:21,469 --> 00:16:23,179
ANYTHING YOU DID.

852
00:16:23,221 --> 00:16:25,848
YOU'VE BEEN THE BEST DOG

853
00:16:23,221 --> 00:16:25,848
I COULD EVER HAVE ASKED FOR,

854
00:16:25,890 --> 00:16:27,684
AND I LOVE YOU

855
00:16:25,890 --> 00:16:27,684
VERY MUCH.

856
00:16:27,726 --> 00:16:28,643
SO...

857
00:16:28,685 --> 00:16:31,479
STAY AWAY FROM CARS...

858
00:16:31,521 --> 00:16:34,899
DON'T EAT

859
00:16:31,521 --> 00:16:34,899
ANYTHING POINTY...

860
00:16:34,941 --> 00:16:38,027
AND BE A GOOD GIRL.

861
00:16:38,069 --> 00:16:39,779
GOODBYE,

862
00:16:38,069 --> 00:16:39,779
STELLA-BELLA.

863
00:16:42,782 --> 00:16:44,200
WOW.

864
00:16:44,242 --> 00:16:46,244
I DIDN'T THINK I'D GET

865
00:16:44,242 --> 00:16:46,244
THROUGH THAT WITHOUT CRYING.

866
00:16:46,286 --> 00:16:48,455
ME NEITHER.

867
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:53,334
HEY, DAD,

868
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:53,334
CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO.

869
00:16:53,376 --> 00:16:55,920
IT'S A TEACUP PIG

870
00:16:53,376 --> 00:16:55,920
PLAYING A PIANO.

871
00:16:55,962 --> 00:16:58,339
I SAW THAT.

872
00:16:55,962 --> 00:16:58,339
ANDY SENT IT TO ME.

873
00:16:58,381 --> 00:17:00,049
UNBELIEVABLE.

874
00:17:00,091 --> 00:17:02,093
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT,

875
00:17:00,091 --> 00:17:02,093
BUT THEN ANDY AND I

876
00:17:00,091 --> 00:17:02,093
DID SOME DIGGING.

877
00:17:02,135 --> 00:17:03,344
IT TURNS OUT

878
00:17:02,135 --> 00:17:03,344
PIGS ARE CRAZY MUSICAL.

879
00:17:03,386 --> 00:17:06,222
GOOD OL' ANDY.

880
00:17:06,264 --> 00:17:07,432
IS SOMETHING UP, BUDDY?

881
00:17:08,808 --> 00:17:10,351
I SAID "NO" ONE TIME.

882
00:17:10,393 --> 00:17:12,895
AND SUDDENLY IT'S ALL

883
00:17:10,393 --> 00:17:12,895
"ANDY THIS" AND "ANDY THAT."

884
00:17:12,937 --> 00:17:14,773
WELL, I DIDN'T

885
00:17:12,937 --> 00:17:14,773
MEAN ANYTHING BY IT.

886
00:17:14,814 --> 00:17:16,775
IT JUST SEEMED LIKE YOU NEEDED

887
00:17:14,814 --> 00:17:16,775
SOME SPACE, SO I GAVE IT TO YOU.

888
00:17:16,816 --> 00:17:17,942
I GET IT.

889
00:17:17,984 --> 00:17:19,736
YOU'RE AT THAT AGE

890
00:17:17,984 --> 00:17:19,736
WHEN YOU WANT TO SEPARATE.

891
00:17:19,778 --> 00:17:22,447
YEAH,

892
00:17:19,778 --> 00:17:22,447
I SEPARATE FROM YOU,

893
00:17:22,489 --> 00:17:24,073
NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

894
00:17:24,115 --> 00:17:26,576
MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO DO DUMB

895
00:17:24,115 --> 00:17:26,576
STUFF WITH YOU ALL THE TIME,

896
00:17:26,618 --> 00:17:29,287
BUT

897
00:17:29,329 --> 00:17:33,082
THAT DOESN'T MEAN

898
00:17:29,329 --> 00:17:33,082
YOU GET TO REPLACE ME.

899
00:17:33,124 --> 00:17:34,292
WHAT?

900
00:17:35,585 --> 00:17:37,878
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

901
00:17:35,585 --> 00:17:37,878
I COULD NEVER REPLACE YOU.

902
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,964
IF IT WERE UP TO ME,

903
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,964
WE'D DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER.

904
00:17:40,006 --> 00:17:40,965
REALLY?

905
00:17:41,007 --> 00:17:42,550
YEAH, I'D GO

906
00:17:41,007 --> 00:17:42,550
TO COLLEGE WITH YOU.

907
00:17:42,592 --> 00:17:44,927
WE'D ... WE'D BE ROOMMATES.

908
00:17:42,592 --> 00:17:44,927
WE'D TRY TO JOIN A FRAT.

909
00:17:44,969 --> 00:17:46,513
NONE OF THEM WOULD TAKE US.

910
00:17:44,969 --> 00:17:46,513
WE'D START OUR OWN.

911
00:17:46,554 --> 00:17:47,888
OH, MY GOD.

912
00:17:46,554 --> 00:17:47,888
THAT SOUNDS AMAZING.

913
00:17:47,930 --> 00:17:49,307
WHY WOULDN'T THEY

914
00:17:47,930 --> 00:17:49,307
TAKE US?

915
00:17:49,349 --> 00:17:50,891
WELL, YEAH, THEY'D TAKE ME,

916
00:17:49,349 --> 00:17:50,891
BUT I'D BE LIKE,

917
00:17:50,933 --> 00:17:53,520
"NO WAY, BRADLEY, NOT WITHOUT

918
00:17:50,933 --> 00:17:53,520
MY LITTLE PAL, HERE."

919
00:17:53,561 --> 00:17:55,355
I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS

920
00:17:53,561 --> 00:17:55,355
ABOUT THAT, DAD.

921
00:17:55,396 --> 00:17:56,981
DO YOU HAVE MIXED FEELINGS

922
00:17:55,396 --> 00:17:56,981
ABOUT A HUG?

923
00:17:57,023 --> 00:17:58,608
YES.

924
00:17:58,650 --> 00:18:01,402
WELL, I NEED ONE, SO I GUESS

925
00:17:58,650 --> 00:18:01,402
I'M GONNA GO HUG ANDY.

926
00:18:01,444 --> 00:18:02,862
FINE.

927
00:18:08,743 --> 00:18:10,495
HEY, JUDY,

928
00:18:08,743 --> 00:18:10,495
THAT WAS A HILARIOUS E-MAIL.

929
00:18:10,537 --> 00:18:11,912
PICKLES ARE

930
00:18:10,537 --> 00:18:11,912
BETTER THAN MEN.

931
00:18:11,954 --> 00:18:14,207
DID YOU GET THAT?

932
00:18:11,954 --> 00:18:14,207
IT WAS SO ...

933
00:18:14,248 --> 00:18:15,916
HAVE YOU DONE ANY WORK

934
00:18:14,248 --> 00:18:15,916
SINCE YOU CAME HERE?

935
00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:17,001
I'M WORKING THE ROOM.

936
00:18:17,043 --> 00:18:18,837
AH, THERE HE IS.

937
00:18:17,043 --> 00:18:18,837
SPORT COAT.

938
00:18:18,878 --> 00:18:20,380
SPORT COAT?

939
00:18:21,756 --> 00:18:23,550
I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE IDIOTS

940
00:18:21,756 --> 00:18:23,550
THINK YOU'RE FUNNY.

941
00:18:23,591 --> 00:18:25,510
OKAY. YOU KNOW,

942
00:18:23,591 --> 00:18:25,510
I HAVE A THEORY

943
00:18:25,552 --> 00:18:26,969
WHY PEOPLE HERE

944
00:18:25,552 --> 00:18:26,969
DON'T LIKE YOU.

945
00:18:27,011 --> 00:18:28,555
I KNOW WHY

946
00:18:27,011 --> 00:18:28,555
THEY DON'T LIKE ME.

947
00:18:28,596 --> 00:18:30,348
IT'S 'CAUSE DAD MAKES ME DO

948
00:18:28,596 --> 00:18:30,348
ALL HIS DIRTY WORK.

949
00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:33,351
LOOK AT THIS LIST OF PEOPLE

950
00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:33,351
I'M SUPPOSED TO REPRIMAND TODAY.

951
00:18:33,393 --> 00:18:35,102
LET'S SEE HERE. UM...

952
00:18:35,144 --> 00:18:37,146
WELL, HE DOES HAVE A POINT ...

953
00:18:35,144 --> 00:18:37,146
GLEN DOES SMELL.

954
00:18:35,144 --> 00:18:37,146
MM.

955
00:18:37,188 --> 00:18:38,857
I'M GONNA START

956
00:18:37,188 --> 00:18:38,857
WITH LUCY ...

957
00:18:38,898 --> 00:18:41,359
LUCY, THE LAST PERSON

958
00:18:38,898 --> 00:18:41,359
WHO LIKES ME.

959
00:18:41,401 --> 00:18:43,944
OH, IT'S OKAY.

960
00:18:43,986 --> 00:18:45,822
UM, HEY, LUCE.

961
00:18:45,864 --> 00:18:47,657
HEY, CLAIRE. I GOT YOU ONE

962
00:18:45,864 --> 00:18:47,657
OF THOSE COOKIES THAT YOU LIKE.

963
00:18:47,699 --> 00:18:49,450
OH, DON'T MAKE THIS HARDER

964
00:18:47,699 --> 00:18:49,450
THAN IT HAS TO BE.

965
00:18:49,492 --> 00:18:51,244
IS THERE

966
00:18:49,492 --> 00:18:51,244
SOMETHING WRONG?

967
00:18:49,492 --> 00:18:51,244
YES.

968
00:18:51,285 --> 00:18:53,329
IT'S NOT EASY

969
00:18:51,285 --> 00:18:53,329
FOR ME TO DISCUSS, BUT, UM ...

970
00:18:53,371 --> 00:18:55,623
UM, CLAIRE,

971
00:18:53,371 --> 00:18:55,623
I GOT THIS.

972
00:18:55,665 --> 00:18:57,542
IT'S MY COMPLAINT.

973
00:18:55,665 --> 00:18:57,542
I GOT IT.

974
00:18:57,584 --> 00:18:58,959
UM, LUCY...

975
00:18:57,584 --> 00:18:58,959
MM-HMM.

976
00:18:59,001 --> 00:19:02,255
YOU'RE AT WORK,

977
00:18:59,001 --> 00:19:02,255
SO PLEASE DRESS LIKE IT.

978
00:19:02,296 --> 00:19:04,965
THESE "TOPS" THAT YOU WEAR

979
00:19:02,296 --> 00:19:04,965
ARE COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE.

980
00:19:05,007 --> 00:19:07,635
WOW.

981
00:19:05,007 --> 00:19:07,635
SORRY TO OFFEND YOU.

982
00:19:07,677 --> 00:19:09,220
YOU KNOW WHAT? UM...

983
00:19:09,262 --> 00:19:12,599
WHILE I'M AT IT,

984
00:19:09,262 --> 00:19:12,599
UH, GLEN, SHOWER MORE OFTEN.

985
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,267
CHUCK,

986
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,267
STOP USING "REPLY ALL."

987
00:19:14,308 --> 00:19:16,977
A-AND, DORIS, NO ONE

988
00:19:14,308 --> 00:19:16,977
CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU

989
00:19:14,308 --> 00:19:16,977
DREAMT ABOUT LAST NIGHT.

990
00:19:17,019 --> 00:19:19,188
LET'S KEEP IN MIND THIS IS

991
00:19:17,019 --> 00:19:19,188
A PLACE OF BUSINESS, FOLKS,

992
00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:20,398
ALL RIGHT?

993
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,483
Whew.

994
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,483
This feels good.

995
00:19:22,525 --> 00:19:24,193
IS THERE A CARL?

996
00:19:24,235 --> 00:19:26,821
WOW! LAWYERS.

997
00:19:26,863 --> 00:19:28,615
AM I RIGHT, SPORT COAT?

998
00:19:28,656 --> 00:19:30,241
THAT'S NOT SPORT COAT.

999
00:19:30,283 --> 00:19:31,910
HMM?

1000
00:19:35,455 --> 00:19:36,497
I'M HOME.

1001
00:19:36,539 --> 00:19:38,792
OH, HI.

1002
00:19:36,539 --> 00:19:38,792
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

1003
00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:39,793
I'LL BE FINE.

1004
00:19:39,834 --> 00:19:41,419
OH, JAY,

1005
00:19:39,834 --> 00:19:41,419
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

1006
00:19:41,461 --> 00:19:43,003
YOU MADE

1007
00:19:41,461 --> 00:19:43,003
A SACRIFICE TODAY.

1008
00:19:43,045 --> 00:19:44,839
YOU DID THE RIGHT THING

1009
00:19:43,045 --> 00:19:44,839
FOR YOUR SON.

1010
00:19:44,881 --> 00:19:46,257
LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS.

1011
00:19:44,881 --> 00:19:46,257
I GUESS.

1012
00:19:46,299 --> 00:19:47,717
WAIT A MINUTE.

1013
00:19:47,759 --> 00:19:49,469
WHAT'S THAT

1014
00:19:47,759 --> 00:19:49,469
ON HIS NECK?

1015
00:19:47,759 --> 00:19:49,469
WHAT?

1016
00:19:50,637 --> 00:19:51,930
HIS RASH CAME BACK.

1017
00:19:51,971 --> 00:19:53,765
AY, NO.

1018
00:19:55,892 --> 00:19:57,101
YOU MUST HAVE

1019
00:19:55,892 --> 00:19:57,101
SOME STELLA ON YOU.

1020
00:19:57,143 --> 00:19:59,019
NO, NO, I WENT TO STRAIGHT

1021
00:19:57,143 --> 00:19:59,019
TO THE CLUB AFTER.

1022
00:19:59,061 --> 00:20:01,021
TOOK A SHOWER, MAYBE CRIED

1023
00:19:59,061 --> 00:20:01,021
A LITTLE BIT IN THERE,

1024
00:20:01,063 --> 00:20:02,231
CHANGED CLOTHES

1025
00:20:01,063 --> 00:20:02,231
TO MAKE SURE.

1026
00:20:02,273 --> 00:20:03,483
PLUS, I JUST GOT HERE.

1027
00:20:03,524 --> 00:20:05,067
A RASH WOULD TAKE LONGER

1028
00:20:03,524 --> 00:20:05,067
TO COME OUT.

1029
00:20:05,109 --> 00:20:07,027
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

1030
00:20:07,069 --> 00:20:08,237
WHAT SMELL?

1031
00:20:07,069 --> 00:20:08,237
IT SMELLS LIKE FLOWERS

1032
00:20:07,069 --> 00:20:08,237
OR SOMETHING.

1033
00:20:08,279 --> 00:20:10,030
I DIDN'T GET

1034
00:20:08,279 --> 00:20:10,030
ANY FLOWERS.

1035
00:20:10,072 --> 00:20:11,699
I SMELL SOMETHING, GLORIA.

1036
00:20:10,072 --> 00:20:11,699
WHAT'S NEW AROUND HERE?

1037
00:20:11,741 --> 00:20:13,743
THE FACT THAT YOU

1038
00:20:11,741 --> 00:20:13,743
NOTICED SOMETHING.

1039
00:20:13,785 --> 00:20:15,328
IT'S YOU.

1040
00:20:15,369 --> 00:20:17,037
WHAT'S NEW?

1041
00:20:15,369 --> 00:20:17,037
WHAT?

1042
00:20:17,079 --> 00:20:18,289
PERFUME, LIPSTICK?

1043
00:20:18,331 --> 00:20:20,040
I'M GETTING LAVENDER WITH,

1044
00:20:20,082 --> 00:20:22,042
I WANT TO SAY

1045
00:20:20,082 --> 00:20:22,042
ROSE HIPS.

1046
00:20:22,084 --> 00:20:23,294
IT'S YOUR

1047
00:20:22,084 --> 00:20:23,294
FACE CREAM!

1048
00:20:23,336 --> 00:20:26,130
I DID BUY SOME MORE

1049
00:20:23,336 --> 00:20:26,130
THIS MORNING, BUT ...

1050
00:20:26,172 --> 00:20:27,632
THE SAME KIND

1051
00:20:26,172 --> 00:20:27,632
THAT STELLA WAS EATING

1052
00:20:27,674 --> 00:20:29,133
BEFORE JOE'S RASH

1053
00:20:27,674 --> 00:20:29,133
CLEARED UP?

1054
00:20:29,175 --> 00:20:30,468
AND NOW YOU'RE WEARING IT AGAIN,

1055
00:20:29,175 --> 00:20:30,468
AND HIS RASH IS BACK?

1056
00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:32,846
NO, IT CAN'T BE

1057
00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:32,846
MY FACE CREAM!

1058
00:20:32,887 --> 00:20:36,056
AY, PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME

1059
00:20:32,887 --> 00:20:36,056
SAY GOODBYE TO MY FACE CREAM!

1060
00:20:36,098 --> 00:20:38,058
STELLA WAS EATING IT

1061
00:20:36,098 --> 00:20:38,058
TO SAVE JOE!

1062
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,435
BUT THAT STILL

1063
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,435
DOESN'T EXPLAIN

1064
00:20:39,477 --> 00:20:40,770
WHY I'M STILL FEELING

1065
00:20:39,477 --> 00:20:40,770
SO MUCH BETTER.

1066
00:20:40,812 --> 00:20:42,062
I CAN BREATHE

1067
00:20:40,812 --> 00:20:42,062
FOR TH...

1068
00:20:42,104 --> 00:20:44,023
STELLA'S COMING HOME

1069
00:20:42,104 --> 00:20:44,023
A HERO!

1070
00:20:52,114 --> 00:20:53,533
LILY, CAN YOU

1071
00:20:52,114 --> 00:20:53,533
COME OUT HERE, PLEASE?

1072
00:20:53,574 --> 00:20:54,951
WHY DO

1073
00:20:53,574 --> 00:20:54,951
WE HAVE TO DO THIS?

1074
00:20:54,993 --> 00:20:56,076
BECAUSE SHE'S

1075
00:20:54,993 --> 00:20:56,076
BECOME ATTACHED, JAY.

1076
00:20:56,118 --> 00:20:58,078
SHE'S EVEN

1077
00:20:56,118 --> 00:20:58,078
SLEEPING WITH HER NOW.

1078
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,331
HI, GRANDPA.

1079
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,331
HI, HONEY.

1080
00:21:00,373 --> 00:21:02,082
LILY, DO YOU REMEMBER

1081
00:21:00,373 --> 00:21:02,082
HOW I SAID

1082
00:21:02,124 --> 00:21:04,084
STELLA WAS GONNA BE

1083
00:21:02,124 --> 00:21:04,084
STAYING WITH US FROM NOW ON?

1084
00:21:04,126 --> 00:21:06,587
WELL, IT TURNS OUT...

1085
00:21:06,629 --> 00:21:08,381
SHE'S GONNA

1086
00:21:06,629 --> 00:21:08,381
GO HOME WITH GRANDPA.

1087
00:21:08,422 --> 00:21:11,676
OKAY.

1088
00:21:08,422 --> 00:21:11,676
LILY, IT'S IMPORTANT

1089
00:21:08,422 --> 00:21:11,676
TO EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS.

1090
00:21:11,718 --> 00:21:12,969
DON'T BOTTLE THEM UP.

1091
00:21:13,011 --> 00:21:14,345
OKAY.

1092
00:21:14,387 --> 00:21:16,764
YAY! I CAN FINALLY SLEEP

1093
00:21:14,387 --> 00:21:16,764
WITHOUT ALL OF HER SNORING!

1094
00:21:16,806 --> 00:21:18,265
ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH.

1095
00:21:16,806 --> 00:21:18,265
HAND HER OVER.

1096
00:21:18,307 --> 00:21:20,768
COME HERE, BABY. OH.

1097
00:21:20,810 --> 00:21:22,812
WHAT IS THAT?

1098
00:21:22,854 --> 00:21:25,940
PLEASE DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME.

1099
00:21:22,854 --> 00:21:25,940
I'M VERY VULNERABLE RIGHT NOW.

1100
00:21:25,982 --> 00:21:27,358
CAN YOU GET ME ONE?

1101
00:21:30,194 --> 00:21:33,197
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