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HONEY?

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HEY.

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DID YOU REMEMBER TO GIVE ALEX

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AND LUKE THEIR LUNCH MONEY?

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MA'AM, YES, MA'AM.

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WHAT ABOUT THE ELECTRICIAN?

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DID YOU GIVE HIM A CHECK?

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HE'S AN ELECTRICIAN ...

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HE'LL CHARGE US.

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I'M GONNA

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BE LATE FOR WORK, SHECKY.

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YES, I PAID HIM.

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HAPPY VALENTINE'S,

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BY THE WAY.

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MM, NO.

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MM.

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GROSS AND SWEATY

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FROM RUNNING.

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SO

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FOR LATER TONIGHT,

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YOU THINKING

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WHAT I'M THINKING, VALENTINE?

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I BELIEVE I AM.

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EVERY VALENTINE'S DAY,

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CLAIRE AND I LOOK FORWARD

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TO SOME NAUGHTY ROLE-PLAYING ...

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SEXUALLY ADVENTUROUS CUCKOLDER

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JULIANA

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AND CLIVE BIXBY,

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SPEAKER SALESMAN BY DAY,

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SPY BY NIGHT.

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LOVER ALSO BY NIGHT

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AND SOMETIMES

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DURING THE DAY.

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THE SPEAKER BUSINESS, IT ...

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IT PRETTY MUCH RUNS ITSELF.

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I JUST WANT TO KEEP IT

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REALLY LOW-KEY THIS YEAR.

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YOU KNOW, SIMPLE.

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YEP.

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ON THE OTHER HAND,

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WE COULD HAVE A DRINK

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AT THAT HOTEL BAR WE LOVE.

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GO ON.

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AND COME STRAIGHT HOME...

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PUT ON OUR JAMMIES,

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AND FALL ASLEEP

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IN FRONT OF THE TV.

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PERFECT.

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LOOKING FORWARD TO IT

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ALREADY.

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EW, BUT NOT

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THOSE ONES I HATE,

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THOSE RED SATIN PAJAMAS.

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I DON'T EVEN KNOW

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WHERE THOSE ARE.

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I KNOW

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I'LL GET OVER IT,

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BUT RIGHT NOW

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I HATE ANDERS AND COOPER.

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OUR DEAR FRIENDS

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ANDERS AND COOPER

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GOT MARRIED

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LAST VALENTINE'S DAY,

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AND WE WANTED TO GET THEM

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SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL.

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WE FOUND THIS EXQUISITE

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LITTLE PAINTING...

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OH...

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OF A WINERY IN NAPA

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THAT WE ALL VISITED LAST YEAR.

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IT WAS A... BIT PRICEY,

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BUT THEY'RE REALLY JUDGE-Y

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AND WE KNEW THEY'D LOVE IT.

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THE PROBLEM IS,

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SO DID WE.

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THANK YOU,

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CARMELINA.

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OH, AND HERE'S

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S-SOMETHING YOU CAN...

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PUT IN THE OTHER ROOM.

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THAT WAS HARD.

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SO HARD.

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PROBABLY HOW

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LILY'S BIRTH MOTHER FELT.

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EXCEPT WE DON'T HAVE

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NINE OTHER PAINTINGS BY

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FIVE DIFFERENT PAINTERS.

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OH, MY GOD.

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MITCH, CAM.

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OH, GOD,

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ARE WE EARLY?

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THIS IS SO

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NOT LIKE US.

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I'M SORRY.

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NO, NO, NO.

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THE PARTY'S BEEN CANCELED.

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WHY?

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COOPER'S LEFT ME.

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HE'S FILING

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FOR DIVORCE.

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THE MARRIAGE IS OVER!

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OHH.

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OHH.

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OHH, ANDERS.

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ANDERS.

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I THOUGHT

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WE WERE IN LOVE.

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MM.

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YOU THINK YOU KNOW

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THE PERSON SLEEPING

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IN THE NEXT BEDROOM.

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I'LL GET US

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SOME DRINKS.

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SO SAD.

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YEAH, IT DOESN'T

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HAVE TO BE.

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IF IT'S REALLY LOVE,

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YOU DO EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO DO

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TO GET BACK WHAT YOU ONCE HAD.

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YOU'RE TALKING

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ABOUT THE PAINTING, RIGHT?

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OF COURSE I AM 'CAUSE WE

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DON'T OWE HIM THAT ANYMORE.

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GO GET IT!

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OKAY.

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GO GET IT.

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YOU MUST HAVE

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BIG PLANS TODAY.

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THIS IS LIKE

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YOUR SUPER BOWL, RIGHT?

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I'M SITTING IT OUT

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THIS YEAR.

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THE WHOLE HOLIDAY'S

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GOTTEN LAUGHABLY COMMERCIAL.

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SOUNDS LIKE

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AMY TURNED YOU DOWN.

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LIKE A BED

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IN A FIVE-STAR HOTEL.

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I'LL BE

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DROWNING MY SORROWS

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IN A MARATHON OF MY

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NEW FAVORITE TRUE-CRIME SHOW,

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"LETHAL LADIES."

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AMY MAY HAVE DUMPED ME,

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BUT AT LEAST IT WASN'T

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OFF THE LIDO DECK OF

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A CARNIVAL CRUISE.

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I KNOW, SONIA!

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CáLLATE!

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LOOK WHO'S BACK ...

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THE SANGRIA SISTERS.

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I INVITED

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MY SISTER TO VISIT

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SO THAT WE COULD FIX

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OUR PROBLEMS.

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YOU KNOW, SISTER THINGS,

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LIKE I NEVER LIKED

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HOW SHE ALWAYS BORROWED MY BRAS,

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OR SHE NEVER LIKED

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HOW I STOLE HER ONE CHANCE

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TO ESCAPE THE VILLAGE

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AND I LEFT HER THERE,

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TAKING CARE OF MY MOTHER.

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THINGS LIKE THAT.

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JAY, THEY DELAYED

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SONIA'S FLIGHT UNTIL TOMORROW.

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WHY DON'T WE CANCEL

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OUR DINNER RESERVATION

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AND THE THREE OF US

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CELEBRATE VALENTINE'S HERE?

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT

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FOR ME, GLORIA.

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I USUALLY

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SPEND VALENTINE'S DAY

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SELLING ARTIFICIAL FLOWERS

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NEAR THE WELL IN MY VILLAGE.

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WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE LIVE,

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NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC?

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I JUST FEEL SO BAD.

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YOU HAVE BOTH SHOWN ME

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SUCH KINDNESS THIS WEEK,

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AND I REPAY YOU

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WITH BAD WEATHER OVER TAMPA.

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NO, THIS IS BETTER.

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IT GETS CRAZY

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OUT THERE.

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I'M HAPPY

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TO AVOID THE FUSS.

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WOULDN'T HAVE MINDED

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A LITTLE FUSS.

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MAYBE I'VE BEEN KIND OF FEELING

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TAKEN FOR GRANTED LATELY.

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I KNOW ONLY GIRLS ARE

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SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT

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VALENTINE'S DAY, BUT ...

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AH, WHAT AM I CRYING ABOUT?

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WE GET PAID MORE,

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SO WHAT THE HELL?

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COOPER DIDN'T EVEN

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HAVE THE DECENCY

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TO LEAVE ME IN TIME

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TO CANCEL THE CATERER.

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I HAVE 300 OF THESE WASABI

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SHRIMP CANAPéS IF YOU'RE HUNGRY.

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OH, NO, THANK YOU.

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SARDINE RILLETTES,

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OLIVE CROSTINI ...

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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO

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WITH ALL OF THIS?

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CARMELINA,

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THAT'S FOR COMPANY.

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OH, WELL, THERE'S CAM,

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SO WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO.

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OH, YOU WERE GONE SO LONG,

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I WAS AFRAID YOU'D WOKEN MOTHER.

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UH, M-MOTHER?

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DIDN'T I MENTION IT?

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SHE'S RECUPERATING HERE,

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JUST HAD BOTH HIPS REPLACED.

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OHH.

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OHH.

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OH, THAT

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REMINDS ME ...

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I SHOULD PUT ON

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THE SECURITY CAMERA IN HER ROOM.

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Did you get it?

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YES.

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AND GUESS WHOSE ROOM

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THEY KEEP THE LAST MINUTE

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WEDDING GIFTS IN?

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HINT ... APPARENTLY

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YOU NEED YOUR ORIGINAL HIPS

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TO KEEP

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A NIGHTGOWN CLOSED.

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WELL, I'M GLAD

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YOU STOPPED BY.

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I REALLY NEEDED THIS.

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OH, CAM,

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GET IN HERE.

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OH, I HAVE

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A LITTLE BIT OF A SNIFFLE.

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OH, COME ON.

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OH!

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WHAT'S THIS?

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UM...

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UH, THAT IS, UM ...

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THAT'S A WEDDING GIFT

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FOR YOU AND COOPER,

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BUT ONCE WE HEARD, WE DIDN'T

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THINK IT WAS APPROPRIATE.

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OH, ARE YOU KIDDING?

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THERE'S NO BAD TIME FOR A GIFT.

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I'M ... I'M SORRY

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IT'S SO LATE.

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WE JUST WANTED

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TO GET YOU SOMETHING

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THAT YOU WOULD

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REALLY CHERISH.

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PRETTY MUCH THE BEST GIFT

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WE'VE EVER GIVEN ANYONE.

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YEAH, IT'S ...

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IT'S A BEAUTIFUL...

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CHEESE PLATE!

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YES, I GOT THAT

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FROM THE...

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WHIMSICAL PHRASING.

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ARE YOU SURE

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YOU WON'T STAY FOR ONE MORE,

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ESPECIALLY NOW

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SINCE I'VE GOT THIS

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STYLISH

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CHEESE-DELIVERY SYSTEM?

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JUST ONE, YEAH.

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GREAT.

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OKAY.

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What happened?

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OBVIOUSLY THERE WERE

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TWO GIFTS WRAPPED SIMILARLY,

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AND MY EYES

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WERE WATERING

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FROM THE THINK FOG

283
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OF VapoRub BACK THERE.

284
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OKAY, WELL, WE GOT

285
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NOTHING TO LOSE NOW,

286
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SO GO BACK

287
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AND GET THE PAINTING.

288
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YOU KNOW WHO GAVE HIM

289
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THAT CHEAP THING?

290
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J'MARCUS. SHE'S GOT THE

291
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FIRST DOLLAR SHE EVER EARNED ...

292
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Just go!

293
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ONCE SONIA BLEW UP

294
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MY VALENTINE'S DAY,

295
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I COULD HAVE SAT AROUND

296
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FEELING SORRY FOR MYSELF.

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INSTEAD, I HAD A LITTLE CHUCKLE,

298
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AND I GOT THE DOG A GIFT.

299
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I KNOW IT'S SILLY

300
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GETTING STELLA A PRESENT...

301
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SO CLOSE

302
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TO HER BIRTHDAY.

303
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IS SHE AROUND?

304
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I THINK SHE'S UPSTAIRS

305
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IN THE BATH.

306
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WHAT? I JUST GAVE HER

307
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A BATH THIS MORNING.

308
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EW!

309
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OH, YOU'RE TALKING

310
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ABOUT STELLA.

311
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WAIT, YOU

312
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GOT THE DOG A GIFT?

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LOT OF ATTITUDE

314
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FOR A GUY WHOSE DATE'S A TUB

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OF ICE CREAM AND A FUZZY ROBE.

316
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YOU'RE SPENDING VALENTINE'S DAY

317
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IN A "CATHY" CARTOON.

318
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HEY, WHAT'S ALL THIS?

319
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I THOUGHT THE THREE

320
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OF US WERE JUST GONNA

321
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ORDER SOMETHING IN.

322
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NO.

323
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I RUINED YOUR NIGHT ENOUGH.

324
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I'M COOKING

325
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FOR YOU AND GLORIA

326
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SO YOU CAN HAVE

327
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A ROMANTIC EVENING ALONE.

328
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SONIA, YOU DON'T

329
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HAVE TO DO THIS.

330
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I WANT TO.

331
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IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

332
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TO PREPARE FOOD FOR YOU.

333
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MAYBE SOMEDAY I'LL BE PREPARING

334
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IT FOR A HUSBAND OF MY OWN.

335
00:06:04,211 --> 00:06:06,337
THANK YOU FOR NOT LAUGHING

336
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AND FALLING ON THE FLOOR

337
00:06:06,379 --> 00:06:08,590
LIKE MY MOTHER DOES

338
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WHEN I SAY SUCH THINGS.

339
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YOU KNOW, IT BEING

340
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VALENTINE'S DAY AND ALL,

341
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I, UH ...

342
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I GOT YOU

343
00:06:13,553 --> 00:06:15,139
A LITTLE SOMETHING.

344
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OOH, LAUNDRY?

345
00:06:16,265 --> 00:06:17,141
NO.

346
00:06:17,182 --> 00:06:17,975
HERE.

347
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I CAN'T.

348
00:06:21,686 --> 00:06:23,063
COME ON!

349
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OPEN IT.

350
00:06:24,606 --> 00:06:26,233
HERE, SEE

351
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THAT "S" THERE?

352
00:06:26,275 --> 00:06:27,859
THAT'S FOR "SONIA."

353
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OH, JAY,

354
00:06:31,404 --> 00:06:34,449
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

355
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I DON'T KNOW

356
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WHAT TO...

357
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THANK YOU!

358
00:06:41,706 --> 00:06:42,874
WHEN WILL I LEARN?

359
00:06:42,916 --> 00:06:45,294
I'M CATNIP

360
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TO SISTER-IN-LAWS.

361
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YEARS AGO, I WAS SITTING

362
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NEXT TO DEDE'S SISTER CECE

363
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AT THANKSGIVING DINNER,

364
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AND I THREW

365
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A LITTLE CHARM HER WAY.

366
00:06:50,882 --> 00:06:52,383
YOU KNOW,

367
00:06:50,882 --> 00:06:52,383
FLASH THE BABY BLUES.

368
00:06:52,425 --> 00:06:53,760
AND BEFORE I KNOW IT,

369
00:06:53,802 --> 00:06:56,263
SHE'S RUBBING HER SIZE 12s

370
00:06:53,802 --> 00:06:56,263
UP AND DOWN MY SHIN.

371
00:06:56,305 --> 00:06:58,556
DEDE CAUGHT HER,

372
00:06:56,305 --> 00:06:58,556
WENT OVER THE TABLE AT HER.

373
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IT TOOK ME AND HER SISTER BEBE

374
00:06:58,598 --> 00:07:01,852
TO SEPARATE THEM.

375
00:07:05,438 --> 00:07:06,606
HEY, WHERE ARE YOU?

376
00:07:06,648 --> 00:07:07,899
I'VE BEEN TRYING YOU

377
00:07:06,648 --> 00:07:07,899
FOR 15 MINUTES.

378
00:07:07,941 --> 00:07:09,776
I know.

379
00:07:07,941 --> 00:07:09,776
We ran late.

380
00:07:09,818 --> 00:07:11,569
And then the car wouldn't start,

381
00:07:09,818 --> 00:07:11,569
so I had to call AAA.

382
00:07:11,611 --> 00:07:13,571
They said they're on their way,

383
00:07:11,611 --> 00:07:13,571
but who knows?

384
00:07:13,613 --> 00:07:15,115
I'm all greasy.

385
00:07:15,157 --> 00:07:17,617
Oh, honey, I don't think

386
00:07:15,157 --> 00:07:17,617
I'm gonna make it. Don't be mad.

387
00:07:17,659 --> 00:07:19,203
I AM MAD.

388
00:07:19,244 --> 00:07:20,411
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE

389
00:07:19,244 --> 00:07:20,411
20 MINUTES AGO.

390
00:07:20,453 --> 00:07:22,122
THIS IS THE ONE NIGHT

391
00:07:20,453 --> 00:07:22,122
WE SET ASIDE FOR US.

392
00:07:22,164 --> 00:07:23,707
I know,

393
00:07:22,164 --> 00:07:23,707
and I feel terrible,

394
00:07:23,748 --> 00:07:26,918
but listen,

395
00:07:23,748 --> 00:07:26,918
finish your drink, come on home.

396
00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,920
Maybe we'll have

397
00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,920
a romantic Easter.

398
00:07:30,755 --> 00:07:32,341
Check, please.

399
00:07:34,467 --> 00:07:36,928
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR WIFE

400
00:07:34,467 --> 00:07:36,928
HAS HAD SOME CAR TROUBLE.

401
00:07:36,970 --> 00:07:40,224
I WONDER HOW THAT

402
00:07:36,970 --> 00:07:40,224
COULD HAVE HAPPENED?

403
00:07:48,565 --> 00:07:50,441
I MUST SAY, JULIANA,

404
00:07:50,483 --> 00:07:52,361
YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON I

405
00:07:50,483 --> 00:07:52,361
EXPECTED TO SEE HERE TONIGHT.

406
00:07:52,402 --> 00:07:54,445
WELL, WITH ANY LUCK,

407
00:07:52,402 --> 00:07:54,445
YOU'LL BE THE LAST PERSON

408
00:07:52,402 --> 00:07:54,445
I DO SEE TONIGHT.

409
00:07:54,487 --> 00:07:55,947
Oh, my God.

410
00:07:55,989 --> 00:07:58,449
PHIL, I'VE HAD MY EYE ON YOU

411
00:07:55,989 --> 00:07:58,449
FOR YEARS.

412
00:07:58,491 --> 00:07:59,617
I'M JUST SO HAPPY

413
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WE'RE FINALLY GONNA GET

414
00:07:59,659 --> 00:08:01,703
SOME ALONE TIME.

415
00:08:01,745 --> 00:08:03,121
I'M NOT SCARING YOU,

416
00:08:01,745 --> 00:08:03,121
AM I?

417
00:08:03,163 --> 00:08:04,748
QUITE THE CONTRARY.

418
00:08:04,789 --> 00:08:06,166
MOST WOMEN WHO MEET ME

419
00:08:06,208 --> 00:08:07,959
ALMOST INSTANTLY

420
00:08:06,208 --> 00:08:07,959
ASK FOR SOME ALONE TIME.

421
00:08:08,001 --> 00:08:08,752
MM.

422
00:08:08,793 --> 00:08:10,170
EXCUSE ME.

423
00:08:10,212 --> 00:08:11,504
DARN IT!

424
00:08:11,546 --> 00:08:13,090
MY SHOWING WAS PUSHED UP

425
00:08:11,546 --> 00:08:13,090
TOMORROW MORNING.

426
00:08:13,131 --> 00:08:15,133
I-I MAY HAVE TO MAKE IT

427
00:08:13,131 --> 00:08:15,133
AN EARLY ONE.

428
00:08:15,175 --> 00:08:16,634
ARE YOU SURE?

429
00:08:16,676 --> 00:08:18,678
'CAUSE YOU ONLY HAVE

430
00:08:16,676 --> 00:08:18,678
ONE NIGHT WITH ME, TIGER,

431
00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:20,097
AND I'M AS FLEXIBLE

432
00:08:20,138 --> 00:08:21,723
AS A GOVERNMENT-INSURED,

433
00:08:20,138 --> 00:08:21,723
ZERO-DOWN,

434
00:08:21,765 --> 00:08:23,641
VARIABLE-RATE MORTGAGE.

435
00:08:23,683 --> 00:08:25,476
Who are you?

436
00:08:25,518 --> 00:08:27,854
WHAT DO YOU SAY

437
00:08:25,518 --> 00:08:27,854
WE GET OUT OF HERE?

438
00:08:27,896 --> 00:08:29,273
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

439
00:08:27,896 --> 00:08:29,273
Run, run!

440
00:08:29,314 --> 00:08:30,481
But we haven't

441
00:08:29,314 --> 00:08:30,481
even paid for this.

442
00:08:30,523 --> 00:08:32,442
WE'RE OUTLAWS, BABY.

443
00:08:30,523 --> 00:08:32,442
GO, GO!

444
00:08:33,526 --> 00:08:35,862
THAT WAS SUCH A RUSH!

445
00:08:33,526 --> 00:08:35,862
AH!

446
00:08:35,904 --> 00:08:38,198
YOU'VE NEVER

447
00:08:35,904 --> 00:08:38,198
STOLEN ANYTHING BEFORE?

448
00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,491
ONLY THE ENTIRE SHOW

449
00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,491
OF MY HIGH-SCHOOL

450
00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,491
PRODUCTION OF "THE WIZ,"

451
00:08:40,533 --> 00:08:41,785
BUT I DON'T THINK

452
00:08:40,533 --> 00:08:41,785
THAT'S ...

453
00:08:41,826 --> 00:08:44,704
OH, GLASS ELEVATOR. SHOULD

454
00:08:41,826 --> 00:08:44,704
MAKE FOR AN EXCITING VIEW.

455
00:08:44,746 --> 00:08:46,664
IT WILL FOR

456
00:08:44,746 --> 00:08:46,664
THE PEOPLE ON THE STREET.

457
00:08:46,706 --> 00:08:47,916
Oh, my God.

458
00:08:51,586 --> 00:08:53,004
I DIDN'T EVEN

459
00:08:51,586 --> 00:08:53,004
HEAR THEM GET ON.

460
00:08:53,046 --> 00:08:55,506
WELL, MAYBE IT'S TIME

461
00:08:53,046 --> 00:08:55,506
FOR AN EAR CLEANING.

462
00:08:55,548 --> 00:08:57,508
I DON'T KNOW, YOU JUST

463
00:08:55,548 --> 00:08:57,508
SLUICED THEM OUT PRETTY GOOD.

464
00:08:57,550 --> 00:08:59,219
I'M GETTING

465
00:08:57,550 --> 00:08:59,219
KIND OF HOT, PHIL.

466
00:08:59,261 --> 00:09:01,721
WHAT DO YOU SAY

467
00:08:59,261 --> 00:09:01,721
WE COOL OFF A BIT?

468
00:09:01,763 --> 00:09:04,099
AW, THAT WOULD HAVE

469
00:09:01,763 --> 00:09:04,099
BEEN GREAT, JULIANA.

470
00:09:04,141 --> 00:09:05,600
TOO BAD

471
00:09:04,141 --> 00:09:05,600
IT'S AFTER... DARK.

472
00:09:05,642 --> 00:09:07,894
Sorceress.

473
00:09:07,936 --> 00:09:09,520
YOU WERE RIGHT,

474
00:09:07,936 --> 00:09:09,520
JULIANA.

475
00:09:09,562 --> 00:09:11,815
THIS COOL NIGHT AIR

476
00:09:09,562 --> 00:09:11,815
IS JUST THE THING.

477
00:09:11,856 --> 00:09:13,691
WOULD THE LADY

478
00:09:11,856 --> 00:09:13,691
LIKE MY COAT

479
00:09:13,733 --> 00:09:14,943
SO SHE DOESN'T

480
00:09:13,733 --> 00:09:14,943
CATCH A COL...

481
00:09:16,569 --> 00:09:17,821
DOES THAT MEAN

482
00:09:16,569 --> 00:09:17,821
WHAT I THINK IT DOES?

483
00:09:21,074 --> 00:09:22,700
WATER'S A LITTLE CHILLY.

484
00:09:22,742 --> 00:09:24,577
THINK YOU CAN COME IN HERE

485
00:09:22,742 --> 00:09:24,577
AND HELP ME WARM IT UP?

486
00:09:24,619 --> 00:09:27,247
BABY, THEY HAVEN'T BUILT A POOL

487
00:09:24,619 --> 00:09:27,247
I COULDN'T WARM A LITTLE.

488
00:09:30,375 --> 00:09:31,918
WHERE'S CAM?

489
00:09:30,375 --> 00:09:31,918
UH, TINKLING AGAIN.

490
00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,544
NATURE CALLS SO OFTEN, I THINK

491
00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,544
SHE HAS HIM ON SPEED DIAL.

492
00:09:34,671 --> 00:09:36,131
OH, WHAT'S THAT?

493
00:09:36,173 --> 00:09:37,715
THE MOTION-DETECTOR ALARM

494
00:09:36,173 --> 00:09:37,715
IN MOTHER'S ROOM

495
00:09:37,757 --> 00:09:38,925
IN CASE SHE

496
00:09:37,757 --> 00:09:38,925
FALLS OUT OF BED.

497
00:09:38,967 --> 00:09:40,551
I TURN IT ON

498
00:09:38,967 --> 00:09:40,551
DURING COCKTAILS,

499
00:09:40,593 --> 00:09:42,553
WHEN I TEND TO FORGET

500
00:09:40,593 --> 00:09:42,553
SHE'S EVEN THERE.

501
00:09:42,595 --> 00:09:44,555
WHAT'S GOING ON?

502
00:09:42,595 --> 00:09:44,555
SHE ALL RIGHT?

503
00:09:42,595 --> 00:09:44,555
OH.

504
00:09:44,597 --> 00:09:45,932
YEAH, YEAH, SHE'S JUST

505
00:09:44,597 --> 00:09:45,932
TOSSING HER LEG A LITTLE BIT.

506
00:09:45,974 --> 00:09:47,725
OH, THAT

507
00:09:45,974 --> 00:09:47,725
KICKY THING?

508
00:09:47,767 --> 00:09:49,269
SHE'S EITHER HAVING

509
00:09:47,767 --> 00:09:49,269
HER ROCKETTES DREAM

510
00:09:49,311 --> 00:09:50,728
OR HER CATHETER'S OUT.

511
00:09:50,770 --> 00:09:52,147
SHE'S FINE.

512
00:09:54,191 --> 00:09:55,275
OH, WE'RE OUT OF ICE!

513
00:09:55,317 --> 00:09:57,402
THE NIGHTMARE CONTINUES!

514
00:09:58,445 --> 00:09:59,988
God.

515
00:10:03,616 --> 00:10:04,284
OH.

516
00:10:04,326 --> 00:10:05,618
HEY, I GOT IT.

517
00:10:05,660 --> 00:10:06,953
OKAY, PUT IT BACK.

518
00:10:06,995 --> 00:10:08,579
I CAN'T POSSIBLY

519
00:10:06,995 --> 00:10:08,579
HAVE HEARD YOU CORRECTLY.

520
00:10:08,621 --> 00:10:10,665
THERE IS A BOX OVER THERE

521
00:10:08,621 --> 00:10:10,665
WITH A SANTANGELO GLASS BOWL

522
00:10:10,707 --> 00:10:12,501
THAT THEY GOT US

523
00:10:10,707 --> 00:10:12,501
FOR OUR WEDDING.

524
00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:14,461
WE'LL JUST SAY THAT THE

525
00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:14,461
CHEESE PLATE WAS A LITTLE JOKE

526
00:10:14,503 --> 00:10:16,296
AND THAT THE REAL PRESENT

527
00:10:14,503 --> 00:10:16,296
IS IN THE OTHER ROOM.

528
00:10:16,338 --> 00:10:17,422
HURRY!

529
00:10:18,423 --> 00:10:19,757
YOU KNOW,

530
00:10:18,423 --> 00:10:19,757
YOUR COMING AROUND TODAY

531
00:10:19,799 --> 00:10:22,386
REMINDED ME THAT COOPER AND I

532
00:10:19,799 --> 00:10:22,386
GOT YOU A WEDDING GIFT.

533
00:10:22,427 --> 00:10:23,594
YOU DID?

534
00:10:23,636 --> 00:10:26,597
WELL, NOW, THIS IS A SURPRISE.

535
00:10:26,639 --> 00:10:28,599
WELL, EVEN THOUGH

536
00:10:26,639 --> 00:10:28,599
IT DOESN'T SAY SO ON IT,

537
00:10:28,641 --> 00:10:30,601
IT'S A FISH!

538
00:10:28,641 --> 00:10:30,601
CONGRATS.

539
00:10:30,643 --> 00:10:33,604
OH, MY GOD!

540
00:10:30,643 --> 00:10:33,604
PLASTIC OLIVE SWORDS?

541
00:10:33,646 --> 00:10:36,400
CARMELINA, ARE YOU TRYING

542
00:10:33,646 --> 00:10:36,400
TO BE DEPORTED?

543
00:10:36,441 --> 00:10:37,775
ALL RIGHT,

544
00:10:36,441 --> 00:10:37,775
I GOT IT BACK.

545
00:10:37,817 --> 00:10:39,110
WHAT IS THAT?

546
00:10:39,152 --> 00:10:40,611
THIS IS ANDERS'

547
00:10:39,152 --> 00:10:40,611
WEDDING PRESENT TO US.

548
00:10:40,653 --> 00:10:42,531
HE MUST HAVE

549
00:10:40,653 --> 00:10:42,531
SWAPPED IT OUT

550
00:10:42,572 --> 00:10:44,241
WHEN HE OPENED THAT MONSTROSITY

551
00:10:42,572 --> 00:10:44,241
THAT HE THINKS WE GOT HIM.

552
00:10:44,282 --> 00:10:45,616
WE'RE GETTING

553
00:10:44,282 --> 00:10:45,616
OUR PAINTING BACK.

554
00:10:45,658 --> 00:10:47,660
GO.

555
00:10:45,658 --> 00:10:47,660
ME?

556
00:10:47,702 --> 00:10:50,205
NO, NO. YOU'VE ALREADY

557
00:10:47,702 --> 00:10:50,205
DONE A RECON OF THE ROOM.

558
00:10:47,702 --> 00:10:50,205
YOU NEED TO DO THIS.

559
00:10:50,247 --> 00:10:51,622
OKAY, TAKE IT EASY,

560
00:10:50,247 --> 00:10:51,622
"MISSION IMPOSSIBLE."

561
00:10:51,664 --> 00:10:53,041
IT'S A BED AND A COUCH,

562
00:10:51,664 --> 00:10:53,041
NOT A LASER MAZE.

563
00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:54,000
NOW GET.

564
00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:59,339
A LITTLE CHAMPAGNE, AND DINNER

565
00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:59,339
WILL BE READY IN 10 MINUTES.

566
00:10:59,381 --> 00:11:00,631
AY, GRACIAS!

567
00:11:00,673 --> 00:11:03,634
OH, JAY, THANK YOU SO MUCH

568
00:11:00,673 --> 00:11:03,634
FOR MY NEW BRACELET.

569
00:11:03,676 --> 00:11:05,136
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

570
00:11:05,178 --> 00:11:06,721
AND SPEAKING OF JEWELRY

571
00:11:05,178 --> 00:11:06,721
AND "SHOULDN'T HAVEs,"

572
00:11:06,763 --> 00:11:08,473
I WAS FEELING SORRY

573
00:11:06,763 --> 00:11:08,473
FOR SONIA,

574
00:11:08,515 --> 00:11:09,849
AND I GAVE HER

575
00:11:08,515 --> 00:11:09,849
A LITTLE TRINKET.

576
00:11:09,891 --> 00:11:11,351
OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.

577
00:11:11,393 --> 00:11:13,644
YEAH, BUT NOW THE POOR KID'S

578
00:11:11,393 --> 00:11:13,644
GOT THE HOTS FOR ME.

579
00:11:13,686 --> 00:11:14,812
I DON'T KNOW

580
00:11:13,686 --> 00:11:14,812
WHAT IT IS.

581
00:11:14,854 --> 00:11:16,231
MAYBE I JUST DON'T KNOW

582
00:11:14,854 --> 00:11:16,231
MY OWN POWER.

583
00:11:16,273 --> 00:11:17,648
I MEAN, YOU MUST

584
00:11:16,273 --> 00:11:17,648
GET THAT SOMETIMES.

585
00:11:17,690 --> 00:11:18,567
DON'T BE MAD.

586
00:11:19,692 --> 00:11:20,944
AND DON'T BE

587
00:11:19,692 --> 00:11:20,944
WHATEVER THAT IS, EITHER.

588
00:11:20,985 --> 00:11:23,154
SHE HUGGED ME

589
00:11:20,985 --> 00:11:23,154
AND WOULDN'T LET GO.

590
00:11:23,196 --> 00:11:24,448
MM.

591
00:11:23,196 --> 00:11:24,448
IT'S NOT THAT CRAZY.

592
00:11:24,489 --> 00:11:25,698
THIS HAS HAPPENED

593
00:11:24,489 --> 00:11:25,698
BEFORE.

594
00:11:25,740 --> 00:11:27,325
OH, YEAH, THAT TIME

595
00:11:27,367 --> 00:11:29,286
WHEN DEDE'S LONELY SISTER

596
00:11:27,367 --> 00:11:29,286
GRABBED YOUR LEG?

597
00:11:29,327 --> 00:11:30,954
NOT LONELY.

598
00:11:29,327 --> 00:11:30,954
SHE'S A FOREST RANGER.

599
00:11:29,327 --> 00:11:30,954
MM.

600
00:11:30,995 --> 00:11:32,663
SHE CAN'T BE

601
00:11:30,995 --> 00:11:32,663
TIED DOWN.

602
00:11:32,705 --> 00:11:34,958
LOOK, BEFORE I SHUFFLE BACK

603
00:11:32,705 --> 00:11:34,958
TO MY BELL TOWER,

604
00:11:34,999 --> 00:11:36,667
LET ME JUST SAY

605
00:11:34,999 --> 00:11:36,667
I KNOW THE LOOK.

606
00:11:36,709 --> 00:11:38,587
AY, JAY, PLEASE.

607
00:11:38,627 --> 00:11:41,381
I'M SO SORRY THAT I

608
00:11:38,627 --> 00:11:41,381
DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION

609
00:11:38,627 --> 00:11:41,381
TO YOU AT ALL TODAY.

610
00:11:41,423 --> 00:11:43,674
AND NOW YOU'RE ALL CRAZY.

611
00:11:43,716 --> 00:11:46,386
GLORIA, I CAN'T FIND

612
00:11:43,716 --> 00:11:46,386
THE CANDLESTICKS!

613
00:11:46,428 --> 00:11:48,637
AY, DON'T WORRY.

614
00:11:46,428 --> 00:11:48,637
I GO HELP YOU!

615
00:11:50,307 --> 00:11:51,766
AY!

616
00:11:51,808 --> 00:11:53,268
GLORIA,

617
00:11:51,808 --> 00:11:53,268
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

618
00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:54,519
MY ANKLE!

619
00:11:54,561 --> 00:11:56,729
WHY IS JOE'S TOY HERE?

620
00:11:56,771 --> 00:11:58,773
OH, GEE,

621
00:11:56,771 --> 00:11:58,773
YOU REALLY TWISTED IT, HUH?

622
00:11:56,771 --> 00:11:58,773
AY, AY, AY, AY!

623
00:11:58,815 --> 00:12:00,567
ALL RIGHT, HONEY.

624
00:11:58,815 --> 00:12:00,567
LET ME GET SOME ICE ON THAT.

625
00:12:00,609 --> 00:12:03,069
I HEARD A CRASH.

626
00:12:00,609 --> 00:12:03,069
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

627
00:12:03,111 --> 00:12:04,695
YEAH, GLORIA

628
00:12:03,111 --> 00:12:04,695
TURNED HER ANKLE.

629
00:12:04,737 --> 00:12:06,906
I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S GONNA

630
00:12:04,737 --> 00:12:06,906
MAKE IT DOWN FOR DINNER.

631
00:12:06,948 --> 00:12:08,908
OH, NO!

632
00:12:08,950 --> 00:12:10,327
SHOULD I

633
00:12:08,950 --> 00:12:10,327
BRING YOUR FOOD UPSTAIRS?

634
00:12:10,368 --> 00:12:11,869
NO, SHE JUST

635
00:12:10,368 --> 00:12:11,869
WANTS TO REST.

636
00:12:11,911 --> 00:12:13,997
SHE TOLD ME

637
00:12:11,911 --> 00:12:13,997
TO EAT WITH YOU DOWNSTAIRS.

638
00:12:14,038 --> 00:12:15,664
SHE DOESN'T WANT

639
00:12:14,038 --> 00:12:15,664
TO MAKE ANY ...

640
00:12:16,916 --> 00:12:18,543
TROUBLE.

641
00:12:18,585 --> 00:12:19,710
THAT WAS THE MOST EXCITING NIGHT

642
00:12:18,585 --> 00:12:19,710
OF MY LIFE.

643
00:12:21,171 --> 00:12:22,631
WOULD IT BREAK THE MOOD

644
00:12:21,171 --> 00:12:22,631
IF I CLAPPED A LITTLE?

645
00:12:22,671 --> 00:12:24,007
NO, I WILL ALLOW IT.

646
00:12:27,844 --> 00:12:30,096
OOH, LOOK,

647
00:12:27,844 --> 00:12:30,096
THEY HAVE THE GOOD Q-TIPS.

648
00:12:30,138 --> 00:12:31,722
I'M GONNA

649
00:12:30,138 --> 00:12:31,722
STEAL US A BUNCH.

650
00:12:31,764 --> 00:12:33,099
I'M GONNA MISS JULIANA.

651
00:12:33,141 --> 00:12:35,018
THAT LADY KNOWS

652
00:12:33,141 --> 00:12:35,018
WHERE THE BODIES ARE BURIED.

653
00:12:35,059 --> 00:12:36,727
OH, THANKS, HONEY.

654
00:12:36,769 --> 00:12:39,648
I KNOW SOME YEARS I MISS

655
00:12:36,769 --> 00:12:39,648
THE MARK ON VALENTINE'S DAY.

656
00:12:39,688 --> 00:12:41,441
THIS YEAR,

657
00:12:39,688 --> 00:12:41,441
I WANTED TO MAKE SURE ...

658
00:12:41,483 --> 00:12:43,734
SHE'S JUST

659
00:12:41,483 --> 00:12:43,734
SO ADVENTUROUS AND SURPRISING.

660
00:12:43,776 --> 00:12:45,320
IT'S LIKE

661
00:12:43,776 --> 00:12:45,320
I WAS PARCHED,

662
00:12:45,362 --> 00:12:47,155
AND SHE QUENCHED MY THIRST

663
00:12:45,362 --> 00:12:47,155
WITH A BIG GOBLET OF "WOW."

664
00:12:47,197 --> 00:12:50,033
HMM. WELL, WE'LL HAVE

665
00:12:47,197 --> 00:12:50,033
TO MAKE SURE YOUR GOBLET

666
00:12:47,197 --> 00:12:50,033
DOESN'T GET SO LOW

667
00:12:50,074 --> 00:12:52,118
BEFORE WE

668
00:12:50,074 --> 00:12:52,118
FILL HER UP AGAIN.

669
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:54,745
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS,

670
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:54,745
BUT ANYWAY,

671
00:12:54,787 --> 00:12:56,914
I'M KIND OF THINKING

672
00:12:54,787 --> 00:12:56,914
MAYBE WE'LL JUST GO HOME.

673
00:12:56,956 --> 00:12:59,626
THAT SHOWING REALLY IS EARLY,

674
00:12:56,956 --> 00:12:59,626
AND I NEED TO BE SHARP.

675
00:12:59,668 --> 00:13:01,670
ARE YOU SURE? I THOUGHT

676
00:12:59,668 --> 00:13:01,670
YOU WANTED TO SLEEP HERE.

677
00:13:01,710 --> 00:13:03,838
YEAH, I GOT CAUGHT UP

678
00:13:01,710 --> 00:13:03,838
IN THE WHOLE JULIANA MOMENT.

679
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,341
HEY, WOULD YOU SEE IF

680
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,341
THERE'S ANY SEWING KITS?

681
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,341
I THINK WE'RE OUT.

682
00:13:06,383 --> 00:13:08,051
YEAH.

683
00:13:08,092 --> 00:13:09,594
SOMETHING WAS OFF,

684
00:13:09,636 --> 00:13:11,262
BUT I COULDN'T QUITE

685
00:13:09,636 --> 00:13:11,262
PUT MY FINGER ON IT.

686
00:13:11,304 --> 00:13:12,972
CLAIRE,

687
00:13:11,304 --> 00:13:12,972
LET'S GET A MOVE ON!

688
00:13:13,014 --> 00:13:14,474
I'M COMING.

689
00:13:13,014 --> 00:13:14,474
I'M COMING. HANG ON.

690
00:13:14,516 --> 00:13:16,142
WELL, LOOK WHO'S BACK.

691
00:13:16,184 --> 00:13:17,852
OH. YEAH, WELL,

692
00:13:16,184 --> 00:13:17,852
I WOULD HAVE CHANGED,

693
00:13:17,894 --> 00:13:19,688
BUT THIS IS

694
00:13:17,894 --> 00:13:19,688
ALL I BROUGHT.

695
00:13:19,728 --> 00:13:21,648
CHANGE?

696
00:13:19,728 --> 00:13:21,648
WHEN YOU'RE PERFECT?

697
00:13:21,690 --> 00:13:23,816
OH, THAT'S SO NICE.

698
00:13:23,858 --> 00:13:26,777
OH, MY, GOD, LOOK AT

699
00:13:23,858 --> 00:13:26,777
THAT. IT REALLY HAS

700
00:13:23,858 --> 00:13:26,777
GOTTEN LATE, HASN'T IT?

701
00:13:26,819 --> 00:13:29,738
NOT FOR A LADY OF THE EVENING

702
00:13:26,819 --> 00:13:29,738
LIKE YOURSELF, JULIANA.

703
00:13:30,865 --> 00:13:32,576
WHAT'S SAY WE FOG UP

704
00:13:30,865 --> 00:13:32,576
THAT GLASS ELEVATOR AGAIN

705
00:13:32,617 --> 00:13:34,494
AND GRAB A NIGHTCAP

706
00:13:32,617 --> 00:13:34,494
IN THE BAR?

707
00:13:36,663 --> 00:13:38,623
THEN I PUT MY FINGER ON IT ...

708
00:13:38,665 --> 00:13:39,790
MY HUSBAND'S IN LOVE

709
00:13:38,665 --> 00:13:39,790
WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.

710
00:13:46,214 --> 00:13:48,383
YOU LIKE THAT,

711
00:13:46,214 --> 00:13:48,383
DON'T YOU?

712
00:13:46,214 --> 00:13:48,383
MMM, YEAH.

713
00:13:48,425 --> 00:13:49,593
POOR GLORIA,

714
00:13:48,425 --> 00:13:49,593
THOUGH, HUH?

715
00:13:49,634 --> 00:13:50,719
SHE'LL BE FINE.

716
00:13:52,637 --> 00:13:53,597
OH, YOU HAVE

717
00:13:52,637 --> 00:13:53,597
A LITTLE SOMETHING ...

718
00:13:53,638 --> 00:13:54,514
OH, I'LL GET IT

719
00:13:53,638 --> 00:13:54,514
THIS TIME.

720
00:13:56,140 --> 00:13:57,684
OH, EXCUSE ME.

721
00:14:02,731 --> 00:14:05,275
OH, THE SOUP IS READY.

722
00:14:02,731 --> 00:14:05,275
I'LL BRING SOME FOR GLORIA.

723
00:14:08,069 --> 00:14:10,071
I'M NOT CRAZY, RIGHT?

724
00:14:10,113 --> 00:14:11,989
NO. SHE'S INTO YOU.

725
00:14:12,031 --> 00:14:13,742
THANK GOD YOU WANDERED DOWN HERE

726
00:14:12,031 --> 00:14:13,742
WHEN YOU DID.

727
00:14:13,782 --> 00:14:16,077
YOU SEE HOW SHE KEEPS

728
00:14:13,782 --> 00:14:16,077
SLIDING CLOSE TO ME?

729
00:14:16,119 --> 00:14:17,828
IT'S LIKE

730
00:14:16,119 --> 00:14:17,828
EATING ON A BOAT.

731
00:14:17,870 --> 00:14:19,414
IT'S SO MUCH WORSE

732
00:14:17,870 --> 00:14:19,414
THAN THAT.

733
00:14:19,456 --> 00:14:21,082
IT'S STRAIGHT OUT OF

734
00:14:19,456 --> 00:14:21,082
"LETHAL LADIES."

735
00:14:21,124 --> 00:14:23,501
LOOK WHAT I FOUND

736
00:14:21,124 --> 00:14:23,501
IN THE TRASH.

737
00:14:23,543 --> 00:14:25,836
PICTURES OF ME AND GLORIA

738
00:14:23,543 --> 00:14:25,836
WITH GLORIA'S HEAD CUT OUT?

739
00:14:25,878 --> 00:14:27,422
SHE LITERALLY

740
00:14:25,878 --> 00:14:27,422
WANTS MOM OUT OF THE PICTURE.

741
00:14:27,464 --> 00:14:28,423
HOLD ON, AMIGO.

742
00:14:28,465 --> 00:14:30,634
IS SHE INFATUATED WITH ME?

743
00:14:28,465 --> 00:14:30,634
YES.

744
00:14:30,675 --> 00:14:32,843
UNDERSTANDABLE,

745
00:14:30,675 --> 00:14:32,843
UNAVOIDABLE.

746
00:14:32,885 --> 00:14:34,929
BUT WOULD SHE ACTUALLY

747
00:14:32,885 --> 00:14:34,929
DO SOMETHING TO HER OWN ...

748
00:14:34,971 --> 00:14:36,765
WHAT?

749
00:14:36,806 --> 00:14:38,015
SHE JUST TOOK A BOTTLE

750
00:14:36,806 --> 00:14:38,015
OUT OF HER PURSE

751
00:14:38,057 --> 00:14:39,850
AND SPRINKLED IT

752
00:14:38,057 --> 00:14:39,850
INTO MOM'S SOUP.

753
00:14:39,892 --> 00:14:42,853
OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH

754
00:14:39,892 --> 00:14:42,853
OF THIS DUMB TV SHOW FOR YOU.

755
00:14:42,895 --> 00:14:44,855
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A

756
00:14:42,895 --> 00:14:44,855
PERFECTLY BELIEVABLE OBSESSION.

757
00:14:44,897 --> 00:14:46,941
YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE THIS

758
00:14:44,897 --> 00:14:46,941
INTO SOMETHING THAT'S ...

759
00:14:46,983 --> 00:14:48,318
HERE, MANNY.

760
00:14:48,359 --> 00:14:50,695
THAT'S FOR ME?

761
00:14:48,359 --> 00:14:50,695
WHAT ABOUT JAY?

762
00:14:50,737 --> 00:14:52,447
OH, IT'S TOO SPICY

763
00:14:50,737 --> 00:14:52,447
FOR HIM.

764
00:14:52,489 --> 00:14:54,115
I MAKE ANOTHER ONE JUST

765
00:14:52,489 --> 00:14:54,115
LIKE YOURS FOR YOUR MOTHER.

766
00:14:54,157 --> 00:14:55,866
EAT IT WHILE IT'S HOT.

767
00:14:54,157 --> 00:14:55,866
OKAY.

768
00:14:57,076 --> 00:14:58,244
OH, MY GOD.

769
00:14:58,286 --> 00:15:00,037
SHE WANTS ME

770
00:14:58,286 --> 00:15:00,037
OUT OF THE PICTURE, TOO.

771
00:15:00,079 --> 00:15:01,539
OF COURSE.

772
00:15:01,581 --> 00:15:02,749
YOUNG WOMAN

773
00:15:01,581 --> 00:15:02,749
MEETS A WEALTHY, OLDER MAN.

774
00:15:02,791 --> 00:15:04,167
WHO WANTS A KID

775
00:15:02,791 --> 00:15:04,167
IN THE WAY?

776
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:05,794
THAT'S THE FIRST AIRTIGHT THING

777
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:05,794
YOU'VE SAID TODAY.

778
00:15:05,835 --> 00:15:07,044
BUT SHE'S NOT

779
00:15:05,835 --> 00:15:07,044
A MURDERER

780
00:15:07,086 --> 00:15:08,045
OH!

781
00:15:07,086 --> 00:15:08,045
OH!

782
00:15:08,087 --> 00:15:09,714
STELLA, NO!

783
00:15:09,756 --> 00:15:10,881
OH, THAT'S NICE.

784
00:15:09,756 --> 00:15:10,881
YOU'D LET ME EAT THE SOUP.

785
00:15:10,923 --> 00:15:11,966
JUST CLEAN IT UP.

786
00:15:13,426 --> 00:15:14,885
OPEN YOUR EYES, JAY.

787
00:15:14,927 --> 00:15:16,262
SHE WANTS YOU

788
00:15:14,927 --> 00:15:16,262
ALL TO HERSELF.

789
00:15:16,304 --> 00:15:17,888
THE RED DRESS

790
00:15:16,304 --> 00:15:17,888
JUST LIKE MOM'S,

791
00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:19,808
THE TOY SHE KNEW

792
00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:19,808
MOM WOULD TRIP ON,

793
00:15:19,849 --> 00:15:20,891
THE HEADLESS PICTURES?

794
00:15:20,933 --> 00:15:22,185
SHE'S CRAZY!

795
00:15:23,561 --> 00:15:24,854
YOU THINK I'M CRAZY?

796
00:15:26,356 --> 00:15:28,692
THIS IS WHAT I DID

797
00:15:26,356 --> 00:15:28,692
WITH THE PICTURES.

798
00:15:28,733 --> 00:15:30,735
I MADE THIS VALENTINE

799
00:15:28,733 --> 00:15:30,735
FOR GLORIA.

800
00:15:30,777 --> 00:15:33,780
THE DRESS

801
00:15:30,777 --> 00:15:33,780
I BORROWED FROM GLORIA

802
00:15:33,822 --> 00:15:35,824
TO GO WITH

803
00:15:33,822 --> 00:15:35,824
YOUR PRETTY NECKLACE.

804
00:15:35,865 --> 00:15:38,117
AND THE "POISON"

805
00:15:35,865 --> 00:15:38,117
IS GUASCA,

806
00:15:38,159 --> 00:15:40,161
A SPICE I BROUGHT

807
00:15:38,159 --> 00:15:40,161
FROM COLOMBIA.

808
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,747
AND THERE'S STELLA

809
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,747
WITH THE TOY.

810
00:15:42,789 --> 00:15:44,624
WHICH SHE LEAVES

811
00:15:42,789 --> 00:15:44,624
ALL OVER THE HOUSE.

812
00:15:44,666 --> 00:15:46,501
THERE'S BEEN SOME

813
00:15:44,666 --> 00:15:46,501
MISUNDERSTANDING HERE,

814
00:15:46,543 --> 00:15:47,918
BUT IT WOULD BE SO SUPER

815
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,796
IF YOU JUST

816
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,796
WOULDN'T MENTION THIS TO ...

817
00:15:49,838 --> 00:15:51,130
ME?

818
00:15:49,838 --> 00:15:51,130
GEEZ!

819
00:15:51,172 --> 00:15:53,341
AS LOUD AS THESE TWO ARE,

820
00:15:51,172 --> 00:15:53,341
THE MOVE LIKE CATS.

821
00:15:53,383 --> 00:15:55,552
I HEARD EVERYTHING

822
00:15:53,383 --> 00:15:55,552
ON THE BABY MONITOR.

823
00:15:55,593 --> 00:15:57,846
HOW CAN YOU SAY THESE THINGS

824
00:15:55,593 --> 00:15:57,846
ABOUT MY SISTER?

825
00:15:57,887 --> 00:16:00,431
I WAS JUST TRYING

826
00:15:57,887 --> 00:16:00,431
TO BE NICE, JAY.

827
00:16:00,473 --> 00:16:02,933
I WILL CALL A CAB

828
00:16:00,473 --> 00:16:02,933
AND WAIT AT THE AIRPORT.

829
00:16:02,975 --> 00:16:05,936
NOW I KNOW WHAT YOUR FAMILY

830
00:16:02,975 --> 00:16:05,936
REALLY THINKS OF ME.

831
00:16:05,978 --> 00:16:07,313
SONIA, WAIT!

832
00:16:05,978 --> 00:16:07,313
AY!

833
00:16:08,981 --> 00:16:11,526
I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON FIXING

834
00:16:08,981 --> 00:16:11,526
MY RELATIONSHIP WITH SONIA

835
00:16:11,568 --> 00:16:12,943
THE WHOLE WEEK,

836
00:16:12,985 --> 00:16:14,945
AND BECAUSE YOU THINK

837
00:16:12,985 --> 00:16:14,945
YOU'RE A SEX MACHINE,

838
00:16:14,987 --> 00:16:16,531
YOU HAVE

839
00:16:14,987 --> 00:16:16,531
RUINED EVERYTHING.

840
00:16:16,573 --> 00:16:18,908
I'M SORRY.

841
00:16:16,573 --> 00:16:18,908
I'LL TALK TO HER.

842
00:16:22,078 --> 00:16:24,539
SONIA, I'M AN IDIOT.

843
00:16:24,581 --> 00:16:27,792
I JUMPED TO SOME

844
00:16:24,581 --> 00:16:27,792
CRAZY CONCLUSIONS TODAY.

845
00:16:27,834 --> 00:16:29,794
I MEAN, I COULD SAY

846
00:16:27,834 --> 00:16:29,794
IT'S BECAUSE OF VALENTINE'S

847
00:16:29,836 --> 00:16:30,961
OR, I DON'T KNOW,

848
00:16:31,003 --> 00:16:33,130
ME FEELING

849
00:16:31,003 --> 00:16:33,130
A LITTLE NEGLECTED,

850
00:16:33,172 --> 00:16:34,591
BUT I KNOW

851
00:16:33,172 --> 00:16:34,591
YOU COULD NEVER ...

852
00:16:34,632 --> 00:16:35,966
KISS ME.

853
00:16:36,008 --> 00:16:37,635
YES, BECAUSE YOU'RE MY

854
00:16:36,008 --> 00:16:37,635
SISTER-IN-LAW AND, UH ...

855
00:16:39,637 --> 00:16:40,889
WE HID IT

856
00:16:39,637 --> 00:16:40,889
PERFECTLY, JAY!

857
00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:41,765
SONIA, WAIT!

858
00:16:41,806 --> 00:16:43,182
WE'VE WAITED

859
00:16:41,806 --> 00:16:43,182
LONG ENOUGH!

860
00:16:43,224 --> 00:16:45,184
ONE NIGHT WITH ME,

861
00:16:43,224 --> 00:16:45,184
AND YOU'LL FORGET ALL ABOUT HER.

862
00:16:45,226 --> 00:16:46,977
SHE DOESN'T

863
00:16:45,226 --> 00:16:46,977
APPRECIATE YOU.

864
00:16:47,019 --> 00:16:47,978
I HEAR HOW YOU FIGHT!

865
00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:49,063
THAT'S JUST

866
00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:49,063
HOW WE TALK.

867
00:16:49,105 --> 00:16:50,981
GIVE IN TO IT, JAY.

868
00:16:49,105 --> 00:16:50,981
WE BOTH ...

869
00:16:52,024 --> 00:16:53,067
OH, NO.

870
00:16:53,109 --> 00:16:54,985
AAH!

871
00:16:55,027 --> 00:16:57,781
I KNEW IT!

872
00:16:57,822 --> 00:17:00,366
HOW DARE DO YOU TRY

873
00:16:57,822 --> 00:17:00,366
TO STEAL THE LIFE

874
00:17:00,408 --> 00:17:01,785
THAT I STOLE

875
00:17:00,408 --> 00:17:01,785
FROM YOU?

876
00:17:01,826 --> 00:17:03,035
LET HIM GO, GLORIA!

877
00:17:01,826 --> 00:17:03,035
I LOVE HIM!

878
00:17:03,077 --> 00:17:04,161
NEVER!

879
00:17:04,203 --> 00:17:06,289
HE'S MY HUSBAND,

880
00:17:04,203 --> 00:17:06,289
AND I LOVE HIM MORE!

881
00:17:06,330 --> 00:17:08,999
LADIES, LADIES, STOP.

882
00:17:13,045 --> 00:17:15,005
W-WHO ARE YOU?

883
00:17:15,047 --> 00:17:17,383
I-I-I'M A FRIEND

884
00:17:15,047 --> 00:17:17,383
OF YOU SON'S.

885
00:17:17,425 --> 00:17:20,010
OH, THANK GOODNESS.

886
00:17:20,052 --> 00:17:22,263
I TWISTED MY NECK,

887
00:17:20,052 --> 00:17:22,263
AND I NEED MY PILLOW.

888
00:17:22,305 --> 00:17:23,598
I'M IN AGONY.

889
00:17:25,057 --> 00:17:27,184
YES, MOTHER MOVING IN

890
00:17:25,057 --> 00:17:27,184
WAS INCONVENIENT,

891
00:17:27,226 --> 00:17:29,312
BUT WHAT DID HE WANT ME TO DO,

892
00:17:27,226 --> 00:17:29,312
JUST GET RID OF HER?

893
00:17:29,353 --> 00:17:30,647
WHO DOES THAT?

894
00:17:30,688 --> 00:17:32,732
I MEAN, A GHOUL,

895
00:17:30,688 --> 00:17:32,732
THAT'S WHO.

896
00:17:34,066 --> 00:17:35,819
Oh, no!

897
00:17:34,066 --> 00:17:35,819
WHAT'S WRONG?

898
00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:37,111
UM

899
00:17:37,153 --> 00:17:39,029
UH ... OH, NOTHING. I WAS

900
00:17:37,153 --> 00:17:39,029
JUST RELIVING THE MOMENT

901
00:17:39,071 --> 00:17:40,698
YOU TOLD US ABOUT YOU

902
00:17:39,071 --> 00:17:40,698
AND COOPER. AWW.

903
00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:42,325
YOU'RE SO DEAR.

904
00:17:42,366 --> 00:17:46,036
YOU KNOW THAT ... THAT FISH

905
00:17:42,366 --> 00:17:46,036
I GAVE YOU AND MITCHELL?

906
00:17:46,078 --> 00:17:48,289
THAT REALLY WASN'T THE GIFT

907
00:17:46,078 --> 00:17:48,289
WE PICKED OUT FOR YOU.

908
00:17:48,331 --> 00:17:50,040
REALLY?

909
00:17:48,331 --> 00:17:50,040
NO, I WAS JUST

910
00:17:48,331 --> 00:17:50,040
BEING MEAN.

911
00:17:50,082 --> 00:17:52,877
OHH.

912
00:17:50,082 --> 00:17:52,877
IT'S JUST THAT, WHEN I SAW

913
00:17:50,082 --> 00:17:52,877
THAT CHEESE PLATE, I JUST ...

914
00:17:52,919 --> 00:17:54,253
WAIT A MINUTE.

915
00:17:52,919 --> 00:17:54,253
DID ...

916
00:17:54,295 --> 00:17:56,422
DID YOU GIVE US THAT

917
00:17:54,295 --> 00:17:56,422
BECAUSE COOPER AND I

918
00:17:56,464 --> 00:17:59,049
TALKED ABOUT OPENING UP

919
00:17:56,464 --> 00:17:59,049
A LITTLE CHEESE SHOP?

920
00:17:59,091 --> 00:18:00,551
YES!

921
00:17:59,091 --> 00:18:00,551
WHY ELSE?

922
00:18:00,593 --> 00:18:02,094
HOW SWEET!

923
00:18:02,136 --> 00:18:04,054
CARMELINA'S PROBABLY

924
00:18:02,136 --> 00:18:04,054
HALFWAY HOME WITH IT,

925
00:18:04,096 --> 00:18:06,474
BUT I CAN MAKE HER

926
00:18:04,096 --> 00:18:06,474
WALK BACK.

927
00:18:07,517 --> 00:18:09,769
AND THIS...

928
00:18:09,811 --> 00:18:11,228
THIS IS FOR YOU.

929
00:18:11,270 --> 00:18:13,272
WE REALLY

930
00:18:11,270 --> 00:18:13,272
WERE SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

931
00:18:13,314 --> 00:18:15,065
OH, ANDERS.

932
00:18:15,107 --> 00:18:18,068
WELL, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET

933
00:18:15,107 --> 00:18:18,068
GOING, BUT LOOK WHO IS UP.

934
00:18:18,110 --> 00:18:19,904
OH!

935
00:18:18,110 --> 00:18:19,904
MOTHER,

936
00:18:18,110 --> 00:18:19,904
WHERE'S YOUR HAT?

937
00:18:19,946 --> 00:18:22,365
OH.

938
00:18:19,946 --> 00:18:22,365
LOOK, ANDERS

939
00:18:19,946 --> 00:18:22,365
GAVE US THE BOWL AFTER ALL.

940
00:18:22,406 --> 00:18:24,074
IT'S A GOOD THING YOU

941
00:18:22,406 --> 00:18:24,074
COULDN'T GET THE PAINTING.

942
00:18:24,116 --> 00:18:25,075
WE COULDN'T

943
00:18:24,116 --> 00:18:25,075
TAKE IT NOW.

944
00:18:25,117 --> 00:18:26,995
WELL, ENJOY THE BOWL.

945
00:18:27,077 --> 00:18:28,955
IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU BOYS HAD

946
00:18:27,077 --> 00:18:28,955
SOMETHING PRETTY IN THE HOUSE.

947
00:18:30,707 --> 00:18:31,457
OW.

948
00:18:31,499 --> 00:18:32,500
OH, YOU'RE FINE.

949
00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:34,043
I LOVE YOU.

950
00:18:37,338 --> 00:18:38,798
YOUR HUSBAND'S

951
00:18:37,338 --> 00:18:38,798
NOTICING ANOTHER WOMAN,

952
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,591
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING

953
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,591
TO DO ...

954
00:18:40,633 --> 00:18:42,176
STEP UP YOUR GAME.

955
00:18:42,218 --> 00:18:44,094
I JUST CAN'T WAIT

956
00:18:42,218 --> 00:18:44,094
TO GET IN A HOT BATH

957
00:18:44,136 --> 00:18:45,930
AND SOAK

958
00:18:44,136 --> 00:18:45,930
THIS INFECTED TOENAIL.

959
00:18:47,139 --> 00:18:49,350
IT'S MUCH EASIER JUST TO

960
00:18:47,139 --> 00:18:49,350
TAKE THE OTHER BITCH DOWN.

961
00:18:49,392 --> 00:18:53,103
WELL, I-I LIKE

962
00:18:49,392 --> 00:18:53,103
THE SOUND OF THAT BATH.

963
00:18:53,145 --> 00:18:56,900
I ASSUME THE TUB WILL BE RINGED

964
00:18:53,145 --> 00:18:56,900
WITH SCENTED CANDLES?

965
00:18:56,941 --> 00:18:59,819
OH, WELL, I'VE GOT CANDLES.

966
00:18:56,941 --> 00:18:59,819
I GOT CANDLES EVERYWHERE.

967
00:18:59,861 --> 00:19:03,031
EVER SINCE MY BOYFRIEND

968
00:18:59,861 --> 00:19:03,031
STOPPED PAYING MY BILLS,

969
00:19:03,072 --> 00:19:04,949
THEY TURNED OFF

970
00:19:03,072 --> 00:19:04,949
THE ELECTRICITY.

971
00:19:06,868 --> 00:19:09,954
LEAVING US TO GENERATE

972
00:19:06,868 --> 00:19:09,954
OUR OWN ELECTRICITY.

973
00:19:09,996 --> 00:19:12,206
ALTHOUGH, CANDLES

974
00:19:09,996 --> 00:19:12,206
CAN BE NICE

975
00:19:12,248 --> 00:19:15,125
IF YOU'RE IN THE MOOD FOR,

976
00:19:12,248 --> 00:19:15,125
SAY, SOME DIRTY DANCING.

977
00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:16,293
OH, I HATE THAT MOVIE.

978
00:19:16,335 --> 00:19:17,336
WHAT?

979
00:19:18,546 --> 00:19:20,130
THERE I MUST

980
00:19:18,546 --> 00:19:20,130
PASSIONATELY DISAGREE.

981
00:19:18,546 --> 00:19:20,130
HUH.

982
00:19:20,172 --> 00:19:22,299
OR WAS THAT YOUR GAME

983
00:19:20,172 --> 00:19:22,299
ALL ALONG?

984
00:19:23,801 --> 00:19:25,386
OKAY, IF IT'S AN ARGUMENT

985
00:19:23,801 --> 00:19:25,386
YOU WANT, FINE.

986
00:19:25,428 --> 00:19:26,930
FINE!

987
00:19:26,971 --> 00:19:28,932
OF COURSE JOHNNY'S

988
00:19:26,971 --> 00:19:28,932
GONNA FALL FOR BABY

989
00:19:28,973 --> 00:19:30,725
BECAUSE HE'S THIS BIG, DREAMY

990
00:19:28,973 --> 00:19:30,725
COUNTRY BUMPKIN

991
00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:32,560
AND SHE IS

992
00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:32,560
THE SHINY, NEW THING.

993
00:19:32,602 --> 00:19:34,729
BUT WHAT HAPPENS

994
00:19:32,602 --> 00:19:34,729
WHEN THE MOVIE IS OVER,

995
00:19:34,771 --> 00:19:37,147
WHEN HE REALLY

996
00:19:34,771 --> 00:19:37,147
GETS TO KNOW HER, HUH?

997
00:19:37,189 --> 00:19:39,025
TWO WEEKS OUT OF

998
00:19:37,189 --> 00:19:39,025
THE CATSKILLS, AND IT'S,

999
00:19:39,067 --> 00:19:40,150
"YOU WEARING THAT AGAIN,

1000
00:19:39,067 --> 00:19:40,150
BABY?

1001
00:19:40,192 --> 00:19:42,070
"YOU BORROW

1002
00:19:40,192 --> 00:19:42,070
MY RAZOR AGAIN, BABY?

1003
00:19:42,111 --> 00:19:44,447
Isn't two glasses

1004
00:19:42,111 --> 00:19:44,447
enough, Baby?"

1005
00:19:44,488 --> 00:19:48,034
TRUST ME, HE IS NO LONGER

1006
00:19:44,488 --> 00:19:48,034
HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE.

1007
00:19:49,201 --> 00:19:50,870
JULIANA.

1008
00:19:50,912 --> 00:19:52,246
JULIANA, WAIT.

1009
00:19:50,912 --> 00:19:52,246
NO.

1010
00:19:52,288 --> 00:19:54,791
HONESTLY, IT IS

1011
00:19:52,288 --> 00:19:54,791
ONE MINUTE TO 12:00, PHIL.

1012
00:19:54,832 --> 00:19:56,084
VALENTINE'S DAY IS OVER.

1013
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:57,752
NOT QUITE.

1014
00:19:59,128 --> 00:20:00,964
I CAN'T

1015
00:19:59,128 --> 00:20:00,964
SEE YOU ANYMORE.

1016
00:20:01,005 --> 00:20:02,172
WHAT?

1017
00:20:02,214 --> 00:20:04,174
I CAN'T BELIEVE

1018
00:20:02,214 --> 00:20:04,174
I'M SAYING THIS

1019
00:20:04,216 --> 00:20:06,343
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE MOST

1020
00:20:04,216 --> 00:20:06,343
INTOXICATING WOMAN A

1021
00:20:04,216 --> 00:20:06,343
MAN COULD EVER MEET.

1022
00:20:07,595 --> 00:20:09,055
BUT, BY SOME

1023
00:20:07,595 --> 00:20:09,055
COSMIC MIRACLE,

1024
00:20:09,097 --> 00:20:10,389
THERE'S A WOMAN

1025
00:20:09,097 --> 00:20:10,389
IN THAT HOUSE

1026
00:20:10,431 --> 00:20:12,182
THAT I STILL FIND

1027
00:20:10,431 --> 00:20:12,182
AS SEXY AND EXCITING

1028
00:20:12,224 --> 00:20:14,894
AS THE FIRST DAY

1029
00:20:12,224 --> 00:20:14,894
I MET HER.

1030
00:20:14,936 --> 00:20:17,605
I SHOULD PROBABLY LET HER KNOW

1031
00:20:14,936 --> 00:20:17,605
THAT MORE OFTEN THAN I DO.

1032
00:20:17,647 --> 00:20:18,689
THAT'S MY BAD.

1033
00:20:18,731 --> 00:20:20,399
BUT, POINT IS,

1034
00:20:20,441 --> 00:20:22,902
A GUY LIKE ME GETS THAT LUCKY,

1035
00:20:20,441 --> 00:20:22,902
HE QUITS WHILE HE'S AHEAD.

1036
00:20:24,821 --> 00:20:26,196
WELL...

1037
00:20:26,238 --> 00:20:28,282
IT SOUNDS TO ME

1038
00:20:26,238 --> 00:20:28,282
LIKE SHE'S THE LUCKY ONE.

1039
00:20:30,118 --> 00:20:31,285
GOODBYE, JULIANA.

1040
00:20:33,245 --> 00:20:34,204
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

1041
00:20:34,246 --> 00:20:35,581
SORRY.

1042
00:20:34,246 --> 00:20:35,581
AREN'T ... AREN'T WE ...

1043
00:20:35,623 --> 00:20:36,666
DON'T ... DON'T BEG.

1044
00:20:36,707 --> 00:20:37,625
IT'S BENEATH YOU.

1045
00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:39,209
UM, BUT I ...

1046
00:20:39,251 --> 00:20:41,170
PLEASE, GO.

1047
00:20:39,251 --> 00:20:41,170
MY WIFE WILL SEE YOU.

1048
00:20:42,421 --> 00:20:43,798
GO?

1049
00:20:42,421 --> 00:20:43,798
GO WHERE?

1050
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,508
DON'T MAKE THIS HARDER

1051
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,508
THAN IT IS.

1052
00:20:48,136 --> 00:20:49,261
OKAY.

1053
00:20:51,555 --> 00:20:53,223
JULIANA, NO.

1054
00:20:53,265 --> 00:20:54,058
PHIL!

1055
00:20:55,434 --> 00:20:56,226
Phil!

1056
00:20:56,268 --> 00:20:57,145
Really?

1057
00:20:57,186 --> 00:20:58,228
AAH!

1058
00:21:21,293 --> 00:21:23,253
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW

1059
00:21:21,293 --> 00:21:23,253
WHY YOU'RE SO HAPPY.

1060
00:21:23,295 --> 00:21:26,174
I HAVE TRIED THE SANTANGELO

1061
00:21:23,295 --> 00:21:26,174
IN SIX DIFFERENT PLACES,

1062
00:21:26,215 --> 00:21:28,885
AND IT JUST MAKES ME HATE

1063
00:21:26,215 --> 00:21:28,885
EVERYTHING IN OUR HOUSE.

1064
00:21:28,926 --> 00:21:29,844
WE'RE MOVING.

1065
00:21:29,886 --> 00:21:30,887
WE'RE MOVING.

1066
00:21:33,931 --> 00:21:36,934
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