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WHAT'S THE BEST

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SPACE MARINES?

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HALO!

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VIDEO GAME ALL DAY?

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HAVEN'T BEEN SPENDING

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CAN I TALK TO HIM?

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LUKE!

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I DON'T THINK HE'S HERE.

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I-I KNOW HE'S NOT HERE.

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WHERE IS HE?

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YOU'RE NOT DOING LAUNDRY,

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ARE YOU?

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GOD, NO. BUT I'M ABOUT TO

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IF I'M SUPPOSED TO.

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NO, NO.

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DON'T. DON'T.

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DRYER VENT BEFORE I GET HOME?

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I CAN'T GET IN TOUCH

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I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HER

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SHE AROUND?

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AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE.

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WHAT FRIEND?

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UM...

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OH, MAYBE ALEX KNOWS:

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IS SHE HOME?

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DOES HALEY KNOW AN ARJIBARGE?

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HI, MOM.

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HI, HONEY:

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WHERE ARE YOU?

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I'M IN THE KITCHEN.

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ALEX?

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WHEN'D YOU GET HOME?

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I'VE BEEN HERE ALL DAY.

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OH.

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IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING.

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IT'S NOON,

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AND IT'S FREEZING OUT.

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WHEN I'M NOT HOME,

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TOO.

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WHERE HALEY IS?

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MM...

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BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN HER

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DON'T READ THE DRAFT

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UH, OKAY: I WILL GO READ

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OH, MY GOD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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ARE YOU FILMING ME?

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YES! I WANT YOU TO SEE

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ME? I COME TO TALK TO YOU

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AROUND WITH A CAMERA!

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AND IT'S THE EXACT SAME MESS,

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AND PEANUT BUTTER!

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GARBAGE ALMOST MADE ME THROW UP!

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THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL!

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LEAVE ME ALONE!

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I HAVE A LOT ON MY PLATE!

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YES.

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YOU LEFT IT IN THE SINK!

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OH, MY GOD!

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OOH, WE MAKING A HOME MOVIE?

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HELLO?

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HEY, DAD. DAD, TAKE THE PHONE

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WHY WOULD I DO THIS?

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NOW I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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PUT IT

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OH!

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HOW'D YOU GET IN MY PHONE?

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I WAS IN THE CAN?

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I DO NOW.

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HOW WAS THE PRESENTATION?

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DAMN IT!

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NO, JOE BIT ME:

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HE'S TEETHING.

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I DON'T THINK IT'S A COINCIDENCE

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OW!

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KID'S LIKE A BEAVER.

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I'M AFRAID

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HOW'S YOUR TRIP?

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ARE YOU HAVING ANY FUN?

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UH... YEAH.

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IT'S A LITTLE WINDY, BUT, EH.

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SO, YOU'RE OKAY WITH ME

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CUTTING LUKE'S HAIR, RIGHT?

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HEY, MOM.

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IT'S NICE TO KNOW YOU'RE NOT

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YES, I AM FINE WITH YOU

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JUST DON'T LEAVE IT TOO LONG

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CUTTING BOYS' HAIR.

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YOU STILL THERE?

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DAD, DID YOU KNOW IT WAS

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MITCHELL'S BIRTHDAY TODAY?

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I'M A CONSIDERATE PERSON

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MM.

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IT'S STILL AMERICA UP THERE.

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DAD.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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OH, HEY.

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IS IT STILL MY BIRTHDAY?

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OR I'LL SING TO YOU.

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SO, HAVE YOU HAD A GOOD DAY?

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UH, LILY: SHE MADE ME HER FAMOUS

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OOH.

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WHICH SHE THEN

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OOH.

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DIDN'T YOU?

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NO.

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OH, WELL:

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I CAN'T WAIT TO OPEN IT

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HEY, IS THAT CLAIRE?

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HI, CLAIRE!

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HI.

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HI. UH,

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SHOW HER MY GIFT YET?

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NO.

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OKAY.

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It's good.

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WOW,

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RIGHT?

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ISN'T IT FANTASTIC?

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DID YOU GET ME

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SOME GARRETT'S CHEESE

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AND CARAMEL CORN YET?

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OH, SHOOT, I FORGOT:

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IT'S THE ONE THING

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YOU HAD TO DO IN CHICAGO!

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I'M SORRY THAT I LET MYSELF

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I'M LOOKING FOR SWEET

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CAM.

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I'M SURE THERE'S A KIOSK

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AFTER SHE BABYSAT FOR LILY?

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NO, BUT WHEN YOU DO TALK TO HER:

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WITHOUT ASKING ME?

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WHY DID SHE WANT A SUIT?

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DRESSING LIKE HE'S IN

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OH.

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GOING WHEN SHE LEFT HERE?

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WHO WANTS TO KNOW?

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YOU'RE SCREAMING.

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I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE WENT.

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DYLAN?

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WHY WOULD DYLAN KNOW?

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SHE'S STILL TALKING TO DYLAN?

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REALLY?

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OH, WAIT, GUYS:

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UH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY:

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BY THAT?

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HI, HONEY:

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OH, DON'T READ

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OH, OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.

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OH, PLEASE: I CAN SEE YOUR EYES

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AND CALL YOUR SISTER?

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IF SHE'S SCREENING,

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I'M NOT MAKING THE CUT.

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WHY DON'T YOU JUST SNOOP

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WITH YOUR FAKE PROFILE?

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I DON'T HAVE

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MOM, SAVE IT:

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THAT TRICK MIGHT'VE WORKED

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BUT I KNOW THAT'S A PICTURE

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OH, MY GOD.

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WHAT?

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THAT'S SOME KIND OF MISTAKE!

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WHERE?

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WHICH PARAGRAPH?

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NOW!

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DAD, MOM NEEDS YOU!

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I'M IN THE SHOWER!

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WHO DO WE CALL?

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WHAT DO WE DO?

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THERE'S NO WAY

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HALEY'S MARRIED.

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CHANGE HER FACEBOOK STATUS?

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SHE PROBABLY DIDN'T.

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AND NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!

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IT'S NOT JUST

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SOMETHING BLUE?

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DO YOU GET IT?

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WHO WOULD SHE EVEN MARRY?

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I DON'T KNOW, BUT SHE WAS

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WHY WOULDN'T HE CALL ME?

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OH, HEY, MRS. "D."

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HEY, DYLAN!

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OH, HI, MR. "D"!

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ARE YOU WITH HALEY?

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IN WHAT WAY?

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MARITALLY?

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NO. I'M AT WORK.

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OH.

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HEY, UH, CAN YOU HOLD THIS PHONE

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FOR A SECOND?

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SO, YOU HAVE NO IDEA

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WHERE HALEY IS RIGHT NOW?

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GEOGRAPHICALLY?

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SPINNING THAT SIGN?

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NO.

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HE'LL REPLACE ME

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WITH ONE OF THOSE GUYS!

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TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!

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FOCUS!

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I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE IS,

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BUT I CAN SENSE THAT SHE'S OKAY.

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IT'S LIKE

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WHO HAS IT NOW?

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SO, LAST NIGHT

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SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING

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ABOUT GETTING MARRIED?

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HALEY GOT MARRIED?

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THAT'S SO UPSETTING!

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DONE:

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HI, MOM.

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DO YOU HAVE HALEY'S

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iCLOUD PASSWORD?

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OF THINGS SHE'S MOST AFRAID OF.

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OH, YEAH, WELL, HONEY:

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MOM'S TRYING TO GUESS

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HALEY'S iCLOUD PASSWORD,

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OOH, TRY "PASSWORD."

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I'M KIND OF GLAD

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THAT DIDN'T WORK.

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THAT PEOPLE WOULDN'T KNOW

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I'M IN!

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WHAT? WHAT WAS IT?

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WOW.

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"FIND MY iPHONE."

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OH, NO!

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SHE'S IN VEGAS.

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ARE YOU SERIOUS?

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OH, HANG ON: I'M ZOOMING IN.

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UH...

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OH, GOD!

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SHE'S AT

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A WEDDING CHAPEL!

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THAT'S TROUBLING,

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IF SHE'S NOT WITH DYLAN,

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WHO WOULD SHE BE MARRYING?

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I DON'T KNOW! ALEX, SHE HAD TO

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HAVE TOLD YOU SOMETHING!

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SHE WON'T EVEN TELL ME

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I HAVE 12 MINUTES!

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THINK!

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UH... I DON'T KNOW.

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THEY'RE ALWAYS GIGGLING

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OH! OH, GOOD!

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YES, I'M GONNA DO THAT.

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I'M CALLING HIM.

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WHAT?

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20 MINUTES OF iPAD TIME:

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MITCHELL? MITCHELL?

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HEY, WHAT'S UP?

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UH, I-I REALLY NEED TO

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IT'S MY iPAD TIME!

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ABOUT BEING SELFISH?

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WHAT? YOU ...

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I NEED TO TALK TO MITCHELL!

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HEY, WHAT'S UP?

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SO, I'M PRETTY SURE THAT HALEY

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WHAT?

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WHAT?

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WHO SHE'S BEEN DATING.

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UM, T-THERE WAS THIS ONE GUY

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BUT, UH, I DON'T KNOW.

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OH, HANG ON, HANG ON :

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DAD?

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CLAIRE?

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DAD?

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MITCHELL?

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IN MY PHONE?

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DAD.

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NO, I DIDN'T.

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I'M SHOOTING A VIDEO WITH JOE.

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WITH YOU?

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NO.

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THEN YOU'RE NOT SHOOTING A VIDEO

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HI, JAY! WAS JUST

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ABOUT TO GO RUN AN ERRAND!

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

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COMPUTER FOR ME FOR A MINUTE?

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OF COURSE, DEAR:

278
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I'M LIKING THE NEW HAT.

279
00:11:32,854 --> 00:11:34,772
DAD?

280
00:11:34,814 --> 00:11:36,607
IT'S A STRONG LOOK.

281
00:11:38,902 --> 00:11:40,611
REALLY?

282
00:11:40,653 --> 00:11:42,406
OH, I GUESS IT IS

283
00:11:42,447 --> 00:11:44,032
A LITTLE BIT?

284
00:11:44,074 --> 00:11:45,492
OH.

285
00:11:47,327 --> 00:11:49,538
OH, THANK YOU: MA'AM.

286
00:11:47,327 --> 00:11:49,538
YOU'RE WELCOME.

287
00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:50,997
OKAY, THANK YOU:

288
00:11:53,666 --> 00:11:55,126
YES!

289
00:11:55,168 --> 00:11:57,837
NOW, CAN WE GET BACK TO FIGURING

290
00:11:55,168 --> 00:11:57,837
OUT WHO HALEY MARRIED?

291
00:11:57,879 --> 00:12:00,631
HALEY GOT MARRIED?

292
00:11:57,879 --> 00:12:00,631
OH, MY GOSH:

293
00:12:00,673 --> 00:12:01,799
JACKSON!

294
00:12:01,841 --> 00:12:04,219
UM, FOOD:

295
00:12:04,261 --> 00:12:05,803
OH, GOD!

296
00:12:05,845 --> 00:12:07,638
HALEY GOT MARRIED?

297
00:12:05,845 --> 00:12:07,638
SHE IS IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!

298
00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:09,807
TO YOUR HAIR?

299
00:12:11,309 --> 00:12:13,019
YOU'RE JUST GIVING HIM

300
00:12:13,061 --> 00:12:15,230
THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT IT!

301
00:12:15,272 --> 00:12:17,107
I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT!

302
00:12:19,484 --> 00:12:20,360
PHIL!

303
00:12:23,488 --> 00:12:24,655
I KNOW WE'RE NOT THERE YET,

304
00:12:24,697 --> 00:12:26,657
BUT I'VE BEEN RESEARCHING

305
00:12:26,699 --> 00:12:29,702
OH, WE ARE THERE BECAUSE

306
00:12:26,699 --> 00:12:29,702
YOU LET OUR CHILD GET A MOHAWK!

307
00:12:29,744 --> 00:12:31,662
SWEET!

308
00:12:31,704 --> 00:12:33,457
WE...

309
00:12:33,498 --> 00:12:35,166
BECAUSE HE WON A BET?

310
00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:36,667
NO, HE LOST THE BET:

311
00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:36,667
WHAT? PHIL!

312
00:12:36,709 --> 00:12:38,462
I-I ...

313
00:12:36,709 --> 00:12:38,462
WOULD YOU RATHER I HAD A MOHAWK?

314
00:12:38,503 --> 00:12:40,171
I-I DON'T HAVE TIME

315
00:12:40,213 --> 00:12:42,673
WE'VE GOT TO GET BACK

316
00:12:43,716 --> 00:12:45,135
SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR.

317
00:12:45,176 --> 00:12:46,677
OKAY:

318
00:12:45,176 --> 00:12:46,677
SO, HALEY'S IN VEGAS?

319
00:12:46,719 --> 00:12:48,597
YES.

320
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:50,181
HE'S THERE, TOO.

321
00:12:50,223 --> 00:12:52,100
ANDY'S IN VEGAS?

322
00:12:54,727 --> 00:12:57,564
OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS

323
00:12:54,727 --> 00:12:57,564
DON'T THINK THAT HALEY

324
00:12:54,727 --> 00:12:57,564
DO YOU?

325
00:12:57,606 --> 00:12:59,690
HALEY MARRIED ANDY!

326
00:12:57,606 --> 00:12:59,690
WHAT?

327
00:12:59,732 --> 00:13:01,859
WHAT BET DID HE LOSE?

328
00:12:59,732 --> 00:13:01,859
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

329
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,286
OH, MY GOD!

330
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,286
OH, MY GOD, SHE MARRIED ANDY!

331
00:13:12,745 --> 00:13:14,289
SHE SAID HE WASN'T HER TYPE,

332
00:13:12,745 --> 00:13:14,289
BUT I'M LIKE,

333
00:13:14,331 --> 00:13:16,874
"HE'S A MAN.

334
00:13:14,331 --> 00:13:16,874
HE'S BREATHING."

335
00:13:16,916 --> 00:13:19,710
MAYBE THIS IS WHY SHE DOESN'T

336
00:13:19,752 --> 00:13:22,880
NO, IT CAN'T BE HIM.

337
00:13:19,752 --> 00:13:22,880
HE'S A VERY NICE BOY.

338
00:13:24,549 --> 00:13:26,801
ANDY'S NOT GONNA RUN OFF

339
00:13:26,843 --> 00:13:28,553
HE'S A STAND-UP GUY.

340
00:13:28,595 --> 00:13:30,388
IT'S A PACKAGE FOR HALEY.

341
00:13:32,432 --> 00:13:34,351
OPEN IT!

342
00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:39,730
"WHAT TO EXPECT

343
00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:39,730
WHEN YOU'RE EXPECTING."

344
00:13:39,772 --> 00:13:41,024
OH, MY GOD!

345
00:13:51,784 --> 00:13:53,662
SHE'S NOT ANSWERING, PHIL.

346
00:13:51,784 --> 00:13:53,662
ARE YOU CALLING ANDY?

347
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,205
IT'S GOING STRAIGHT

348
00:13:56,581 --> 00:13:58,208
I CAN'T BELIEVE

349
00:13:56,581 --> 00:13:58,208
SHE'S PREGNANT.

350
00:13:58,249 --> 00:14:00,126
LET'S NOT JUMP

351
00:14:00,168 --> 00:14:01,752
JUMP? LET'S REVIEW.

352
00:14:01,794 --> 00:14:04,464
SHE'S BEEN MOODY, EATING WEIRD

353
00:14:08,801 --> 00:14:11,804
SHE BOUGHT A BOOK!

354
00:14:11,846 --> 00:14:13,931
OH, NO.

355
00:14:11,846 --> 00:14:13,931
WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT?

356
00:14:13,973 --> 00:14:15,933
WHAT WILL WE DO?

357
00:14:13,973 --> 00:14:15,933
I DON'T KNOW.

358
00:14:15,975 --> 00:14:17,561
I'LL KILL THAT ANDY.

359
00:14:17,602 --> 00:14:19,688
SO IRRESPONSIBLE?

360
00:14:19,729 --> 00:14:21,147
HE'S A GOOD KID.

361
00:14:21,189 --> 00:14:23,149
BUT TO RUN OFF

362
00:14:23,191 --> 00:14:25,402
"AW, SHUCKS" ACT!

363
00:14:25,443 --> 00:14:27,778
BECAUSE HE'S GENUINELY NICE

364
00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:29,573
AND HE THINKS "SHUCKS"

365
00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:29,573
IS THE "S" WORD.

366
00:14:29,614 --> 00:14:30,823
I WANT TO KILL HIM!

367
00:14:32,534 --> 00:14:33,868
A REALLY GREAT FATHER!

368
00:14:33,910 --> 00:14:35,412
ANDY BAILEY!

369
00:14:35,453 --> 00:14:37,205
HIS LAST NAME IS BAILEY?

370
00:14:37,247 --> 00:14:40,500
OH, MY GOD,

371
00:14:37,247 --> 00:14:40,500
SHE'S GONNA BE HALEY BAILEY.

372
00:14:42,252 --> 00:14:44,504
WAIT:

373
00:14:42,252 --> 00:14:44,504
WHAT?

374
00:14:44,546 --> 00:14:46,590
I'M GOING TO BE THE FIRST WOMAN

375
00:14:48,841 --> 00:14:50,594
OOH, MAYBE THAT

376
00:14:58,518 --> 00:15:02,647
LOOKS LIKE ANDY WITH A BEARD?

377
00:15:02,689 --> 00:15:04,982
NO.

378
00:15:02,689 --> 00:15:04,982
HE'S NOT AN ARSONIST.

379
00:15:10,488 --> 00:15:12,823
I'M SURE SHE HAD HIM

380
00:15:12,865 --> 00:15:14,033
HOLA!

381
00:15:14,075 --> 00:15:15,910
WHERE DID YOU FIND ANDY?

382
00:15:18,079 --> 00:15:20,206
OH, MY GOD.

383
00:15:18,079 --> 00:15:20,206
I'M GONNA CALL HIM AGAIN.

384
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:23,627
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

385
00:15:23,668 --> 00:15:26,003
TO REBEL AGAINST?

386
00:15:28,047 --> 00:15:30,634
THIS YEAR'S CHRISTMAS CARD

387
00:15:30,675 --> 00:15:32,636
WHAT'S GOING ON?

388
00:15:30,675 --> 00:15:32,636
DID YOU FIND HER?

389
00:15:32,677 --> 00:15:34,845
NO, DAD, NO, I HAVEN'T

390
00:15:32,677 --> 00:15:34,845
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

391
00:15:40,893 --> 00:15:43,229
YOU'RE MAD BECAUSE YOUR DAUGHTER

392
00:15:46,357 --> 00:15:48,359
I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE

393
00:15:48,401 --> 00:15:49,694
REALLY? NOW?

394
00:15:49,736 --> 00:15:51,446
I CAN'T THINK

395
00:15:51,488 --> 00:15:53,573
JAY, STOP KICKING HER

396
00:15:51,488 --> 00:15:53,573
WHILE SHE'S DOWN,

397
00:15:56,909 --> 00:15:59,454
THAT SHE'S A TERRIBLE MOTHER!

398
00:15:59,496 --> 00:16:02,457
OH, MY GOD, OKAY: CAN'T DO THIS.

399
00:15:59,496 --> 00:16:02,457
BYE.

400
00:16:10,715 --> 00:16:12,883
[ "HOUSE AT POOH CORNER"

401
00:16:10,715 --> 00:16:12,883
PLAYING ]

402
00:16:36,157 --> 00:16:37,908
I MISS MY LITTLE GIRL!

403
00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:39,786
DON'T DO THAT.

404
00:16:40,870 --> 00:16:42,955
DON'T DO THAT!

405
00:16:44,874 --> 00:16:46,793
YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND HER

406
00:16:46,835 --> 00:16:48,545
YOU'RE NOT NEAR THE BOTTOM

407
00:16:46,835 --> 00:16:48,545
ARE YOU?

408
00:16:48,586 --> 00:16:50,213
I'M GONNA BE A GRANDMOTHER!

409
00:16:53,383 --> 00:16:55,635
WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING

410
00:17:04,561 --> 00:17:06,103
GRANDMA!

411
00:17:08,857 --> 00:17:11,108
THAT YOU DON'T WANT

412
00:17:13,820 --> 00:17:16,573
AND, OH, MY GOD, I THINK

413
00:17:16,614 --> 00:17:18,533
IN IT,

414
00:17:18,575 --> 00:17:20,951
AND I'M LIKE,

415
00:17:18,575 --> 00:17:20,951
"WHO IS THAT HANDSOME YENTL MAN?

416
00:17:20,993 --> 00:17:22,370
ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?

417
00:17:24,163 --> 00:17:25,540
OH, GOD, I GOT TO GO:

418
00:17:33,631 --> 00:17:36,634
I'M SORRY. I WASN'T

419
00:17:33,631 --> 00:17:36,634
ARE YOU OKAY?

420
00:17:45,393 --> 00:17:47,687
"THAT'S MY BABY GIRL.

421
00:17:47,729 --> 00:17:49,606
YOU TAKE CARE OF HER."

422
00:17:49,647 --> 00:17:50,857
'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT

423
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,778
PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM

424
00:17:58,030 --> 00:17:59,824
HELLO:

425
00:17:58,030 --> 00:17:59,824
CAN YOU SEE ME?

426
00:17:59,866 --> 00:18:01,868
DAD.

427
00:18:05,037 --> 00:18:06,997
DAD, I'M REALLY SORRY

428
00:18:09,041 --> 00:18:11,920
AND YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE

429
00:18:11,961 --> 00:18:15,214
AND I'VE NEVER APOLOGIZED

430
00:18:18,468 --> 00:18:21,178
HUH?

431
00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:24,014
YOU'RE IN THE EYE

432
00:18:24,056 --> 00:18:27,393
AND YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING BUT

433
00:18:27,435 --> 00:18:31,063
BUT ANDY'S A GOOD GUY,

434
00:18:34,651 --> 00:18:37,487
"THE BEST THING

435
00:18:34,651 --> 00:18:37,487
THAT COULD'VE HAPPENED...

436
00:18:37,528 --> 00:18:40,030
KNOCKING UP MY DAUGHTER."

437
00:18:41,073 --> 00:18:42,909
AWW!

438
00:18:41,073 --> 00:18:42,909
THAT'S SO SWEET.

439
00:18:42,951 --> 00:18:45,035
WAS HE LISTENING?

440
00:18:45,077 --> 00:18:46,078
TOO, JAY!

441
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:48,122
I TAKE IT ALL BACK!

442
00:18:48,164 --> 00:18:50,040
JAY!

443
00:18:50,082 --> 00:18:51,334
I AM TRYING TO FIX IT!

444
00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:53,878
GLORIA'S TALKING TO ME.

445
00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:53,878
SOME OF IT'S IN ENGLISH.

446
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:57,632
CLAIRE!

447
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:57,632
I FIX LUKE'S HAIR!

448
00:18:57,674 --> 00:18:59,759
OH, MY GOD,

449
00:18:57,674 --> 00:18:59,759
HE LOOKS LIKE SHEMP!

450
00:18:59,801 --> 00:19:01,678
YES, IT'S TRUE,

451
00:19:04,096 --> 00:19:05,556
OH, NO, NO, NO.

452
00:19:08,601 --> 00:19:10,227
OH, IT'S HALEY!

453
00:19:08,601 --> 00:19:10,227
HALEY'S CALLING!

454
00:19:10,269 --> 00:19:11,771
WHAT?

455
00:19:11,813 --> 00:19:13,063
HI, MOM.

456
00:19:13,105 --> 00:19:14,482
"HI, MOM"?

457
00:19:14,524 --> 00:19:16,484
IN TOUCH WITH YOU ALL DAY!

458
00:19:16,526 --> 00:19:18,486
I'VE BEEN IN BED.

459
00:19:16,526 --> 00:19:18,486
OH, GOODNESS:

460
00:19:18,528 --> 00:19:20,070
I DON'T THINK WE NEED TO

461
00:19:27,036 --> 00:19:28,913
WE'RE GONNA WORK THIS OUT.

462
00:19:28,955 --> 00:19:31,499
UH, BEFORE I ADMIT

463
00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:34,502
MORE SPECIFIC?

464
00:19:36,128 --> 00:19:38,088
HALEY! YOU'RE HOME!

465
00:19:38,130 --> 00:19:40,090
I'VE BEEN HOME ALL DAY.

466
00:19:38,130 --> 00:19:40,090
I'VE BEEN SLEEPING.

467
00:19:40,132 --> 00:19:42,092
SO,

468
00:19:40,132 --> 00:19:42,092
YOU DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

469
00:19:42,134 --> 00:19:43,970
MARRIED?

470
00:19:42,134 --> 00:19:43,970
WHY WOULD I GET MARRIED?

471
00:19:44,012 --> 00:19:45,805
BECAUSE YOU'RE PREGNANT

472
00:19:44,012 --> 00:19:45,805
WITH ANDY'S BABY!

473
00:19:45,847 --> 00:19:47,682
WHAT?

474
00:19:45,847 --> 00:19:47,682
WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?

475
00:19:47,724 --> 00:19:49,099
OH.

476
00:19:49,141 --> 00:19:51,268
FACEBOOK STATUS TO "MARRIED"

477
00:19:54,438 --> 00:19:55,940
AND YOU ORDERED THIS BOOK!

478
00:19:55,982 --> 00:19:58,108
IT'S CALLED PRIVACY.

479
00:20:00,152 --> 00:20:01,529
WHAT?

480
00:20:07,451 --> 00:20:10,413
SO I

481
00:20:10,454 --> 00:20:13,123
LEFT MY PHONE IN ANDY'S CAR,

482
00:20:13,165 --> 00:20:15,209
TO A FRIEND'S WEDDING IN VEGAS,

483
00:20:17,169 --> 00:20:19,213
BECAUSE HE'S DESIGNING

484
00:20:19,255 --> 00:20:21,716
THE MIND OF PREGGOS!

485
00:20:21,758 --> 00:20:22,842
THANK GOD!

486
00:20:22,884 --> 00:20:25,302
I'M SO RELIEVED!

487
00:20:25,344 --> 00:20:29,139
HOW DID YOU

488
00:20:25,344 --> 00:20:29,139
GET ONTO MY FACEBOOK PAGE?

489
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,184
SHE'S BRODY KENDALL.

490
00:20:32,226 --> 00:20:33,770
OH, MY GOD, GROSS!

491
00:20:33,811 --> 00:20:35,980
I'VE BEEN PLAYING CANDY CRUSH

492
00:20:33,811 --> 00:20:35,980
WITH MY MOTHER!

493
00:20:36,022 --> 00:20:37,648
HOW DID YOU TRACK MY PHONE?

494
00:20:37,690 --> 00:20:39,776
I DON'T THINK

495
00:20:39,817 --> 00:20:41,402
AND THERE'S

496
00:20:41,444 --> 00:20:44,530
[ IMITATES

497
00:20:41,444 --> 00:20:44,530
CONNECTION BEING LOST ]

498
00:20:44,572 --> 00:20:48,868
OH, CUT IT OUT: I CAN SEE PEOPLE

499
00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:33,913
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