1 00:00:02,641 --> 00:00:03,975 BALLET AT 11:00, 2 00:00:04,017 --> 00:00:06,144 THEN KARATE CLASS AT 3:00, 3 00:00:06,186 --> 00:00:07,979 SO WHY DON'T YOU GO GET 4 00:00:06,186 --> 00:00:07,979 YOUR UNIFORM? 5 00:00:08,021 --> 00:00:09,147 CHOP CHOP! 6 00:00:09,189 --> 00:00:10,399 CAM. 7 00:00:09,189 --> 00:00:10,399 WHAT? 8 00:00:10,441 --> 00:00:12,150 SHE'S IN KARATE. 9 00:00:10,441 --> 00:00:12,150 IT'S NOT OFFENSIVE. 10 00:00:14,445 --> 00:00:15,987 AS HER TALENT SHOW? 11 00:00:18,031 --> 00:00:19,991 SO SHE'S SO TIRED 12 00:00:20,033 --> 00:00:22,994 AND DOESN'T HUMILIATE HERSELF? 13 00:00:24,288 --> 00:00:26,998 BECAUSE SHE'S 7. 14 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:28,417 I DID. 15 00:00:37,301 --> 00:00:38,886 YOU WALTZED AT 7? 16 00:00:38,928 --> 00:00:40,429 HMM. 17 00:00:40,471 --> 00:00:42,013 I GOT IT! 18 00:00:42,055 --> 00:00:44,015 HEY, WAIT: 19 00:00:42,055 --> 00:00:44,015 ISN'T MY TALENT SHOW TODAY? 20 00:00:44,057 --> 00:00:46,017 OH, WHO KNOWS? 21 00:00:44,057 --> 00:00:46,017 BUT LET'S GO RIDE SOME PONIES. 22 00:00:46,059 --> 00:00:48,061 NO, NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. 23 00:00:50,230 --> 00:00:52,190 WHY DON'T YOU TWO 24 00:00:50,230 --> 00:00:52,190 DO A LITTLE BIT OF WARMING UP? 25 00:00:52,232 --> 00:00:53,609 MAESTRO? 26 00:00:53,651 --> 00:00:55,110 OH, OKAY, GREAT. 27 00:00:55,152 --> 00:00:57,028 SO, LILY: CAN YOU 28 00:01:30,312 --> 00:01:33,482 Captions by VITAC : 29 00:01:40,113 --> 00:01:43,116 [ GAME PLAYING INDISTINCTLY 30 00:01:40,113 --> 00:01:43,116 ON TV ] 31 00:01:43,158 --> 00:01:45,118 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 32 00:01:54,044 --> 00:01:57,381 JOE, HAVE YOUR LAST PUFF 33 00:01:57,422 --> 00:02:00,091 I'M TRYING 34 00:02:03,721 --> 00:02:07,016 I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING. 35 00:02:08,851 --> 00:02:10,686 YOUR BATHING SUIT? 36 00:02:12,145 --> 00:02:13,480 IT'S ALL RIGHT, HONEY. 37 00:02:13,522 --> 00:02:15,106 I'LL BORROW FROM JAY. 38 00:02:15,148 --> 00:02:16,525 JAY? 39 00:02:18,652 --> 00:02:20,696 HA HA! ZINGER! 40 00:02:21,947 --> 00:02:23,615 DAD, HUH? 41 00:02:23,657 --> 00:02:27,703 ♪ CLOSETS, CLOSETS: 42 00:02:27,745 --> 00:02:29,120 OUR COMPETITION'S AIRING? 43 00:02:29,162 --> 00:02:30,706 SEE THE LASERS? 44 00:02:29,162 --> 00:02:30,706 SPECIAL EFFECTS? 45 00:02:30,748 --> 00:02:32,541 I'LL BET THEY SPENT 46 00:02:30,748 --> 00:02:32,541 5 MILLION BUCKS ON THAT THING: 47 00:02:32,583 --> 00:02:34,376 DON'T WORRY, DAD. 48 00:02:34,418 --> 00:02:36,378 WE'RE SCRAPPING IT. 49 00:02:36,420 --> 00:02:37,796 WHAT? I WORKED 50 00:02:37,838 --> 00:02:40,131 WITH WHAT'S PROVEN. 51 00:02:40,173 --> 00:02:42,133 WE'RE REMAKING 52 00:02:42,175 --> 00:02:44,428 30 YEARS AGO: 53 00:02:44,469 --> 00:02:47,138 FOR PRITCHETT'S CLOSETS, 54 00:02:49,349 --> 00:02:51,936 I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD 55 00:02:51,977 --> 00:02:53,979 [ 1980s-STYLE INSTRUMENTAL 56 00:02:51,977 --> 00:02:53,979 MUSIC PLAYING ] 57 00:02:51,977 --> 00:02:53,979 PRITCHETT'S CLOSETS ... 58 00:02:58,859 --> 00:03:01,653 TECHNOLOGY? 59 00:03:01,695 --> 00:03:03,321 COME VISIT PRITCHETT'S 60 00:03:05,198 --> 00:03:08,535 CLOSET? YOU'LL LOVE IT! 61 00:03:15,208 --> 00:03:16,877 ARE YOU SURE THEY WEREN'T 62 00:03:15,208 --> 00:03:16,877 ASKING YOU TO EXPLAIN IT? 63 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:18,169 WHAT'S TO EXPLAIN? 64 00:03:18,211 --> 00:03:19,170 INSTEAD OF "LIKE IT? 65 00:03:18,211 --> 00:03:19,170 YOU'LL LOVE IT," 66 00:03:19,212 --> 00:03:20,338 YOU USE THE WORD "CLOSET." 67 00:03:20,380 --> 00:03:21,966 "LIKE IT? 68 00:03:20,380 --> 00:03:21,966 YOU'LL CLOSET!"? 69 00:03:29,389 --> 00:03:31,266 DAD, 70 00:03:31,308 --> 00:03:33,184 "GARAGE DOOR OPENER KING." 71 00:03:33,226 --> 00:03:34,812 HEY, HE WAS EATING 72 00:03:39,149 --> 00:03:40,692 SO WE'RE GONNA FLUSH 73 00:03:42,736 --> 00:03:44,195 THAT'S NOT EVEN 74 00:03:48,617 --> 00:03:51,120 GET THERE! 75 00:03:51,161 --> 00:03:53,038 UGH! 76 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,206 HEY, IF YOU REALLY WANNA IMPRESS 77 00:03:57,126 --> 00:03:58,919 OH, PENGUIN'S JUST AS GOOD. 78 00:04:02,547 --> 00:04:04,299 MONEY! 79 00:04:02,547 --> 00:04:04,299 AAH! 80 00:04:04,341 --> 00:04:06,217 A LOT. 81 00:04:08,261 --> 00:04:10,305 MM. 82 00:04:10,347 --> 00:04:12,307 YOU WORK AT THE HUT? 83 00:04:16,895 --> 00:04:18,396 I'M GONNA GUESS... 84 00:04:18,438 --> 00:04:20,231 YEP, CHASE PICKED OUT 85 00:04:20,273 --> 00:04:21,859 I COULD'VE BEEN MURDERED 86 00:04:21,900 --> 00:04:23,234 IN THE '70s. 87 00:04:23,276 --> 00:04:25,029 OOH, YOU'VE BEEN FRAMED. 88 00:04:27,447 --> 00:04:29,616 HMM? 89 00:04:29,658 --> 00:04:31,242 "JABBA THE HUT." 90 00:04:31,284 --> 00:04:33,078 I'M REALLY LOST HERE, 91 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,831 OH! 92 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,831 OH! 93 00:04:35,873 --> 00:04:39,334 AGAIN? 94 00:04:35,873 --> 00:04:39,334 UH, IT'S PROBABLY 95 00:04:39,376 --> 00:04:41,086 UH, YEAH: THE MOTION OF SHOVING 96 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:46,257 IT'S MY MANAGER AGAIN. 97 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:46,257 SHE'S ALWAYS ON ME. 98 00:04:46,299 --> 00:04:49,344 CAN'T WAIT TILL THE FALL 99 00:04:46,299 --> 00:04:49,344 WHEN SHE'S OFF TO COLLEGE. 100 00:04:49,386 --> 00:04:50,345 MAUREEN? 101 00:04:51,304 --> 00:04:52,848 BETH'S NOT COMING. 102 00:04:52,890 --> 00:04:55,100 SHE'S TOO TIRED TO DRIVE UP 103 00:04:55,142 --> 00:04:57,644 WHO I'VE 104 00:04:57,686 --> 00:05:00,731 REAL-LIFE MOVE-AROUND GIRLS? 105 00:05:00,772 --> 00:05:02,900 HA HA. 106 00:05:00,772 --> 00:05:02,900 YOU KNOW SHE'S A REAL GIRL. 107 00:05:07,696 --> 00:05:10,074 SHE CAN'T DRIVE A COUPLE HOURS 108 00:05:07,696 --> 00:05:10,074 TO SEE YOU? 109 00:05:10,115 --> 00:05:12,283 SHE'S BEEN SAVING 110 00:05:15,913 --> 00:05:18,289 BUT DOESN'T IT BOTHER YOU 111 00:05:18,331 --> 00:05:20,584 THAT SHE'S FLAKED FOR, LIKE, 112 00:05:18,331 --> 00:05:20,584 THE HUNDREDTH TIME? 113 00:05:23,336 --> 00:05:25,714 OKAY? 114 00:05:25,756 --> 00:05:27,925 AND IF WE'RE POINTING FINGERS... 115 00:05:30,343 --> 00:05:31,720 SHH. 116 00:05:31,762 --> 00:05:33,304 THEY'RE IN MY JACKET. 117 00:05:35,849 --> 00:05:38,309 MOM, THAT PERV 118 00:05:38,351 --> 00:05:40,771 NO! I WAS READING 119 00:05:40,812 --> 00:05:44,191 "YOU WILL BORROW 120 00:05:40,812 --> 00:05:44,191 A HUGE SWIMSUIT TODAY." WHAT? 121 00:05:44,233 --> 00:05:48,319 AY, NO, THE PLANE! THE PLANE! 122 00:05:44,233 --> 00:05:48,319 IT'S ALWAYS SPYING ON ME! 123 00:05:48,361 --> 00:05:51,740 GO AWAY OR I'M GONNA CALL 124 00:05:48,361 --> 00:05:51,740 THE POLICEMAN! 125 00:05:51,782 --> 00:05:53,992 WOW, DON'T EVEN WASTE 126 00:05:54,034 --> 00:05:56,245 JOHNNY LAW'S GOT NO CHANCE 127 00:05:56,285 --> 00:05:58,122 YOU'RE LOOKING 128 00:05:58,163 --> 00:06:00,249 SCRAMBLER. 129 00:06:00,289 --> 00:06:02,126 I'M A DRONER MYSELF. 130 00:06:02,167 --> 00:06:05,336 YES, YOU'RE DRONING RIGHT NOW. 131 00:06:02,167 --> 00:06:05,336 AY, IT'S GETTING CLOSER! 132 00:06:05,378 --> 00:06:07,256 MOM, MAYBE YOU SHOULD 133 00:06:07,296 --> 00:06:09,758 NO! THAT'S CRAZY. WE CAN JUST 134 00:06:12,594 --> 00:06:14,345 I'LL USE THIS 135 00:06:14,387 --> 00:06:16,514 MY EYES! 136 00:06:16,556 --> 00:06:18,142 MY EYES! 137 00:06:16,556 --> 00:06:18,142 OH! 138 00:06:18,183 --> 00:06:20,144 OH! 139 00:06:18,183 --> 00:06:20,144 AAH! 140 00:06:25,482 --> 00:06:28,359 THE WATER'S REALLY COLD. 141 00:06:33,031 --> 00:06:34,532 OH! YOU'RE STILL REHEARSING. 142 00:06:37,619 --> 00:06:38,996 FOR LILY'S SINGING VOICE. 143 00:06:39,037 --> 00:06:41,290 REALLY? 144 00:06:39,037 --> 00:06:41,290 I'D LOVE TO HEAR IT. 145 00:06:44,417 --> 00:06:45,877 HYAH! HYAH! 146 00:06:49,214 --> 00:06:50,465 HYAH! HYAH! 147 00:06:52,592 --> 00:06:56,263 NO, COME ON: NO. NO! 148 00:06:56,305 --> 00:06:58,640 SHE'S NOT EVEN SINGING. 149 00:06:58,682 --> 00:07:00,391 SHE WASN'T SINGING BEFORE 150 00:07:00,433 --> 00:07:02,602 CAM. 151 00:07:02,644 --> 00:07:05,605 I JUST DON'T WANT HER 152 00:07:08,441 --> 00:07:11,402 ANDREW'S CONDESCENDING, "HMM." 153 00:07:11,444 --> 00:07:14,031 OH, MY GOSH: YOU'RE STILL 154 00:07:19,661 --> 00:07:22,580 SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA'S 155 00:07:22,622 --> 00:07:24,415 AND "JUST THE NUTMEG WE WANT 156 00:07:24,457 --> 00:07:26,668 DUSTED WITH" ... 157 00:07:26,710 --> 00:07:29,629 "L.A. TIMES," 158 00:07:26,710 --> 00:07:29,629 DECEMBER 23:199... 159 00:07:29,671 --> 00:07:32,257 OH, I REMEMBER: 160 00:07:32,299 --> 00:07:34,218 SO YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT 161 00:07:34,259 --> 00:07:35,844 YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT 162 00:07:35,886 --> 00:07:37,428 SHE'S NOT SINGING. 163 00:07:35,886 --> 00:07:37,428 OH. 164 00:07:37,470 --> 00:07:39,514 HEY. LILY IS GONNA SING 165 00:07:39,556 --> 00:07:43,268 AND YOU'RE GONNA GET OVER 166 00:07:45,354 --> 00:07:47,231 IT'S RIDICULOUS. 167 00:07:45,354 --> 00:07:47,231 YOU KNOW WHAT'S RIDICULOUS? 168 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:54,445 HYAH! 169 00:07:58,158 --> 00:07:59,450 HI. 170 00:07:59,492 --> 00:08:00,618 OH, 171 00:08:01,995 --> 00:08:04,455 HE'S NOT EXACTLY 172 00:08:04,497 --> 00:08:05,456 WHAT IS HIS DEAL? 173 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:10,545 AND HE'S STILL CRYING. 174 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:10,545 HE'S BEING SUCH A BABY. 175 00:08:10,587 --> 00:08:12,463 MAYBE HE'S JUST NOT 176 00:08:12,505 --> 00:08:15,633 NO, I PROMISED MY MOTHER 177 00:08:12,505 --> 00:08:15,633 THAT HE WOULDN'T USE IT ANYMORE. 178 00:08:17,510 --> 00:08:18,929 AND NOW HE'S IN JAIL. 179 00:08:21,514 --> 00:08:23,267 I'M GONNA PUT ON 180 00:08:23,308 --> 00:08:24,851 HI, MANNY: 181 00:08:34,361 --> 00:08:36,154 OH! 182 00:08:36,196 --> 00:08:38,282 [ WATER SPLASHES: 183 00:08:36,196 --> 00:08:38,282 POOL SKIMMER CLANKS ] 184 00:08:38,323 --> 00:08:39,408 HE PUT US ON YouTube? 185 00:08:40,533 --> 00:08:41,785 "DRONE 1, IDIOT 0." 186 00:08:53,338 --> 00:08:54,923 ANDY'S IN THE HOSPITAL. 187 00:08:54,965 --> 00:08:56,174 WHAT? WHY? 188 00:08:57,550 --> 00:09:01,096 IS HE OKAY? MAYBE I SHOULD 189 00:09:05,016 --> 00:09:07,811 AND NOW HE'S IN JAIL. 190 00:09:07,852 --> 00:09:08,770 HMM. 191 00:09:08,812 --> 00:09:12,316 CLOSET? YOU'LL LOVE IT. 192 00:09:12,357 --> 00:09:14,525 AND... CUT. 193 00:09:14,567 --> 00:09:16,320 UH, THAT WAS GREAT: JAY. 194 00:09:16,361 --> 00:09:18,529 LET'S TRY IT AGAIN. 195 00:09:21,783 --> 00:09:24,619 EVEN MORE? 196 00:09:26,163 --> 00:09:29,333 FROM JAY'S LINE. 197 00:09:26,163 --> 00:09:29,333 AND... 198 00:09:30,292 --> 00:09:33,420 CLOSET? YOU'LL LOVE IT! 199 00:09:30,292 --> 00:09:33,420 CUT. 200 00:09:33,462 --> 00:09:35,922 RIGHT? 201 00:09:33,462 --> 00:09:35,922 I DO. 202 00:09:35,964 --> 00:09:37,424 SO WHAT DOES IT MEAN? 203 00:09:35,964 --> 00:09:37,424 I DON'T KNOW. 204 00:09:37,466 --> 00:09:38,591 SO DO WE HAVE IT? 205 00:09:37,466 --> 00:09:38,591 UM... 206 00:09:38,633 --> 00:09:40,469 10 DIFFERENT CHOICES: 207 00:09:40,510 --> 00:09:42,553 LET'S NOT OVERTHINK THIS, HUH? 208 00:09:42,595 --> 00:09:45,015 OKAY. WELL... 209 00:09:45,056 --> 00:09:46,350 HE'LL CALM DOWN. 210 00:09:46,391 --> 00:09:47,767 UH, HEY, CLAIRE? 211 00:09:46,391 --> 00:09:47,767 YES. 212 00:09:51,313 --> 00:09:53,773 UM... 213 00:09:53,815 --> 00:09:56,193 HE'S THE WORST. SO BAD. 214 00:09:56,234 --> 00:09:59,570 AND, UM... STRICTLY FROM 215 00:10:02,324 --> 00:10:04,409 OH. OH, GOD. 216 00:10:02,324 --> 00:10:04,409 I CAN'T FIRE MY DAD! 217 00:10:04,451 --> 00:10:06,577 I KNOW. 218 00:10:06,619 --> 00:10:09,039 BUT YOU REALIZE IT'S 219 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,499 YES, I DO. 220 00:10:10,540 --> 00:10:11,833 TO BACK ME UP? 221 00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:13,084 TOTALLY. 222 00:10:14,627 --> 00:10:15,586 DO YOU SEE HIM TODAY? 223 00:10:14,627 --> 00:10:15,586 HE'S LIKE GEORGE CLOONEY 224 00:10:17,214 --> 00:10:19,632 I... 225 00:10:17,214 --> 00:10:19,632 I'M SORRY. 226 00:10:19,674 --> 00:10:22,593 OH, MAN. 227 00:10:30,935 --> 00:10:33,397 WE'LL NOW TAKE A BREAK 228 00:10:37,275 --> 00:10:39,986 JUST ACT LIKE WE DON'T CARE 229 00:10:42,155 --> 00:10:44,199 OOH, I HOPE I COULD 230 00:10:47,702 --> 00:10:50,539 DIRECT? NO, NOT THIS YEAR: 231 00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:51,664 AH, I DIDN'T THINK SO. 232 00:10:51,706 --> 00:10:52,916 YOU'RE... 233 00:10:52,957 --> 00:10:54,459 SO WE'RE REALLY ENJOYING 234 00:10:52,957 --> 00:10:54,459 TOO. 235 00:10:54,501 --> 00:10:56,253 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE KIDS, 236 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:08,557 OR... NEMESIS? 237 00:11:08,598 --> 00:11:09,849 I'VE... 238 00:11:09,891 --> 00:11:12,727 SO HOW'S WORK? I'M SURE 239 00:11:12,769 --> 00:11:15,439 FLOM, ARPS, & LeBOEUF: 240 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:17,482 AND I'M ACTUALLY AT 241 00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:22,571 OH, I THINK OUR FIRM DONATED 242 00:11:25,574 --> 00:11:27,033 WE'RE MOVING CLOSER 243 00:11:27,075 --> 00:11:28,868 BECAUSE OUR DAUGHTER'S 244 00:11:28,910 --> 00:11:30,828 RIGHT? 245 00:11:28,910 --> 00:11:30,828 MM-HMM. 246 00:11:34,499 --> 00:11:35,875 SO... 247 00:11:37,544 --> 00:11:40,380 A CONVERSATION ON "SO..."? 248 00:11:40,422 --> 00:11:41,672 LET'S JUST TAKE OUR SEATS. 249 00:11:41,714 --> 00:11:42,757 NO, CAM, 250 00:11:41,714 --> 00:11:42,757 I-I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS 251 00:11:44,717 --> 00:11:46,761 LET'S GET HER 252 00:11:44,717 --> 00:11:46,761 OKAY. 253 00:11:46,803 --> 00:11:48,305 REALLY BETTER? 254 00:11:48,346 --> 00:11:49,889 I DON'T KNOW. 255 00:11:51,724 --> 00:11:55,644 CHICKEN'S IN THE POT. I REPEAT, 256 00:11:57,355 --> 00:11:59,983 DAMN IT. 257 00:12:00,024 --> 00:12:01,192 GRAVITY! 258 00:12:01,234 --> 00:12:02,693 NERD! OW! OW! 259 00:12:02,735 --> 00:12:05,905 PLAN "B"! IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM, 260 00:12:02,735 --> 00:12:05,905 DRONE 'EM! 261 00:12:05,947 --> 00:12:07,865 ACTIVATE VOICE CONTROL! 262 00:12:10,785 --> 00:12:12,703 OH! IT'S ATTACKING! 263 00:12:10,785 --> 00:12:12,703 GET DOWN! 264 00:12:12,745 --> 00:12:16,082 DEACTIVATE VOICE CONTROL! 265 00:12:16,124 --> 00:12:19,668 PLAN "C"! FOLLOW IT HOME! 266 00:12:20,962 --> 00:12:21,712 HURRY UP! 267 00:12:21,754 --> 00:12:23,714 HEY! THAT'S MY BIKE! 268 00:12:23,756 --> 00:12:27,427 WE'RE ALL MAKING SACRIFICES! 269 00:12:23,756 --> 00:12:27,427 I'M WEARING A MONOKINI! 270 00:12:27,469 --> 00:12:29,596 HEY, LIZZIE! WHOA! 271 00:12:27,469 --> 00:12:29,596 AAH! 272 00:12:29,638 --> 00:12:32,349 OKAY? 273 00:12:32,390 --> 00:12:34,017 HERE, JUST ... 274 00:12:34,058 --> 00:12:36,311 ALL RIGHT? 275 00:12:36,353 --> 00:12:39,022 NO, THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID 276 00:12:36,353 --> 00:12:39,022 ABOUT MY MOM'S HUMIDIFIER! 277 00:12:40,773 --> 00:12:42,733 HE'S HEADING FOR THE RIVER 278 00:12:44,986 --> 00:12:46,530 FOR STALLING MY AquaBike! 279 00:12:46,571 --> 00:12:47,989 LOOK OUT! 280 00:12:48,031 --> 00:12:49,740 OW! 281 00:12:49,782 --> 00:12:51,117 YOU OKAY? 282 00:12:51,159 --> 00:12:53,203 IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE 283 00:12:53,244 --> 00:12:54,745 AAH! 284 00:12:54,787 --> 00:12:56,789 OHH! 285 00:12:54,787 --> 00:12:56,789 OW! 286 00:12:56,831 --> 00:12:59,959 OW. ARE YOU GUYS OKAY? 287 00:13:00,001 --> 00:13:01,752 THIS ISN'T OVER YET! 288 00:13:00,001 --> 00:13:01,752 YOU KNOW THAT! 289 00:13:01,794 --> 00:13:02,753 AAH! 290 00:13:01,794 --> 00:13:02,753 OH, GOD! DAD! 291 00:13:02,795 --> 00:13:03,254 AAH! PHIL! 292 00:13:08,843 --> 00:13:11,929 OHH! 293 00:13:08,843 --> 00:13:11,929 OW! OW! OW! 294 00:13:11,971 --> 00:13:13,682 "DRONE 2, IDIOTS ZERO." 295 00:13:13,722 --> 00:13:15,058 COME ON! 296 00:13:15,099 --> 00:13:17,935 AT LEAST IT'S FAR AWAY 297 00:13:15,099 --> 00:13:17,935 SO YOU CAN'T TELL IT'S US. 298 00:13:19,979 --> 00:13:21,939 OH, GREAT. 299 00:13:21,981 --> 00:13:24,775 "L.O.L. THAT'S MY REALTOR, 300 00:13:21,981 --> 00:13:24,775 PHIL D:." 301 00:13:24,817 --> 00:13:26,069 LET'S JUST GRAB HER 302 00:13:26,110 --> 00:13:27,278 SHE'S UP AFTER THE NEXT ACT. 303 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,779 HEY, WE'RE DOING 304 00:13:30,615 --> 00:13:31,782 I STILL CAN'T EAT ... 305 00:13:33,284 --> 00:13:34,827 I CAN'T RELIVE THIS 306 00:13:34,869 --> 00:13:36,787 I'M SORRY. OKAY. 307 00:13:38,831 --> 00:13:41,959 TO THINGS SHE CAN'T DO. 308 00:13:42,001 --> 00:13:43,794 NO. SHE'S NOT 309 00:13:43,836 --> 00:13:46,089 THEY'RE A WRECK. 310 00:13:48,049 --> 00:13:50,218 BUT SHE DIDN'T GET 311 00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:54,222 OH. WE'RE NOT GIVING HER 312 00:14:04,857 --> 00:14:07,818 HI. MY MOM'S DOING CHEMO, 313 00:14:10,113 --> 00:14:13,116 MOM. 314 00:14:24,669 --> 00:14:27,130 WHAT'S WRONG, SWEETIE? 315 00:14:27,171 --> 00:14:29,257 I CAN'T GO AFTER HER. 316 00:14:27,171 --> 00:14:29,257 ARE YOU KIDDING? 317 00:14:29,299 --> 00:14:32,843 WE CAN'T 318 00:14:32,885 --> 00:14:36,556 MAYA'S FEELING A BIT FEVERISH. 319 00:14:36,598 --> 00:14:39,058 OH, WELL: I GUESS SOME PEOPLE 320 00:14:36,598 --> 00:14:39,058 CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT. 321 00:14:42,729 --> 00:14:44,648 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 322 00:14:42,729 --> 00:14:44,648 NO. 323 00:14:44,689 --> 00:14:46,857 LET'S GO OUT THE SIDE DOOR. 324 00:14:46,899 --> 00:14:49,860 HEY, DAD, I ... 325 00:14:52,405 --> 00:14:53,698 I DIDN'T WANT IT 326 00:14:58,286 --> 00:15:00,079 BUDDY! 327 00:14:58,286 --> 00:15:00,079 UM... 328 00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:05,710 SIGN SAYS "NO MENUS"! 329 00:15:05,752 --> 00:15:07,545 WHAT'D YOU SAY? 330 00:15:07,587 --> 00:15:08,379 UH... 331 00:15:12,550 --> 00:15:15,595 IF ... IF SOMEONE ELSE 332 00:15:15,637 --> 00:15:17,096 IT'S CALLED 333 00:15:15,637 --> 00:15:17,096 PRITCHETT'S CLOSETS. 334 00:15:20,933 --> 00:15:22,059 IT'S MINE NOW! 335 00:15:22,101 --> 00:15:23,687 GRUMPY? 336 00:15:23,728 --> 00:15:24,937 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG 337 00:15:24,979 --> 00:15:26,897 THAT'S HOW YOU ARE. 338 00:15:28,941 --> 00:15:30,401 HOW I AM? 339 00:15:30,443 --> 00:15:31,902 THAT I'M SOME BIG GRUMP? 340 00:15:31,944 --> 00:15:33,780 DAD, THAT CANNOT BE 341 00:15:33,822 --> 00:15:35,906 THE KIDS CALL YOU "GRUMPA." 342 00:15:33,822 --> 00:15:35,906 SINCE WHEN? 343 00:15:35,948 --> 00:15:38,284 NOT TO YOUR FACE? 344 00:15:35,948 --> 00:15:38,284 COWARDS: 345 00:15:38,326 --> 00:15:42,413 SO IF I GET "GRUMPA," 346 00:15:38,326 --> 00:15:42,413 WHAT DO THEY CALL PHIL'S DAD? 347 00:15:42,455 --> 00:15:45,709 "FUNPA." 348 00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:48,919 GETS "FUNPA"? 349 00:15:48,961 --> 00:15:51,840 THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE, DAD. 350 00:15:48,961 --> 00:15:51,840 NO, NO, I KNOW WHAT 351 00:15:51,881 --> 00:15:53,924 YOU'RE SAYING I'M NOT 352 00:15:55,552 --> 00:15:57,220 IT'S A DAY THAT EVERY FATHER 353 00:16:00,139 --> 00:16:01,641 STOP HURTING ME! 354 00:16:00,139 --> 00:16:01,641 OH! 355 00:16:05,353 --> 00:16:08,939 HEY, HOW YOU FEELIN'? 356 00:16:08,981 --> 00:16:10,191 HEY. 357 00:16:10,233 --> 00:16:11,776 OH, LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT YOU 358 00:16:22,161 --> 00:16:23,120 COULDN'T BE HERE. 359 00:16:26,791 --> 00:16:27,792 NO. 360 00:16:29,419 --> 00:16:31,962 TALK ABOUT IT? 361 00:16:32,004 --> 00:16:33,964 IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP? 362 00:16:34,006 --> 00:16:37,468 THAT YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL 363 00:16:37,510 --> 00:16:40,471 SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU 364 00:16:42,390 --> 00:16:44,392 I'M NOT TRYING 365 00:16:44,434 --> 00:16:46,977 IT'S JUST... YOU EVER THINK 366 00:16:47,019 --> 00:16:50,440 SETTLING FOR SOMETHING HERE? 367 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:53,401 WE'VE ... WE'VE ALL DONE IT. 368 00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:59,198 BECAUSE WE DIDN'T THINK 369 00:17:05,037 --> 00:17:07,707 IF I'M YOUR ELEPHANT, 370 00:17:07,749 --> 00:17:10,084 THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING 371 00:17:11,252 --> 00:17:13,421 I'M GLAD 372 00:17:11,252 --> 00:17:13,421 HE'S FINALLY ASLEEP. 373 00:17:17,049 --> 00:17:18,092 WE CAN DO 374 00:17:18,134 --> 00:17:20,261 BETH ISRAEL? OH. 375 00:17:20,303 --> 00:17:22,388 OH, MY GOD. 376 00:17:20,303 --> 00:17:22,388 ARE YOU OKAY? 377 00:17:22,430 --> 00:17:23,514 HE'S OKAY, RIGHT? 378 00:17:23,556 --> 00:17:25,725 UH, YEAH: HE'S SLEEPING. 379 00:17:25,767 --> 00:17:27,310 OH, THANK GOD: 380 00:17:27,351 --> 00:17:29,019 I'M BETH, 381 00:17:27,351 --> 00:17:29,019 ANDY'S GIRLFRIEND. 382 00:17:29,061 --> 00:17:30,939 OH. HI. UH, HALEY: 383 00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:34,024 ANDY'S TOLD ME 384 00:17:34,066 --> 00:17:35,735 I'M SO SORRY ABOUT 385 00:17:35,777 --> 00:17:37,654 I'VE JUST BEEN UP 386 00:17:37,695 --> 00:17:40,698 YOU'RE HERE, 387 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:42,283 OKAY. 388 00:17:42,325 --> 00:17:43,743 MM. 389 00:17:57,715 --> 00:17:59,634 OH, SO GOOD FOR HIM: 390 00:17:57,715 --> 00:17:59,634 I'M GLAD. SO LISTEN. 391 00:17:59,676 --> 00:18:02,470 WHO ARE THESE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE? 392 00:17:59,676 --> 00:18:02,470 THEY MUST BE COUSINS OF YOURS? 393 00:18:02,512 --> 00:18:04,764 MM-HMM. 394 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:11,228 FINALLY GETTING OVER HIS BINKY! 395 00:18:11,270 --> 00:18:13,648 IS DRIVING ME CRAZY! 396 00:18:17,485 --> 00:18:18,695 OR I'M GOING UP THERE 397 00:18:20,029 --> 00:18:22,156 HEY-O! 398 00:18:20,029 --> 00:18:22,156 HOW'S MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE? 399 00:18:22,198 --> 00:18:25,117 WHAT HAPPENED? 400 00:18:22,198 --> 00:18:25,117 WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT? 401 00:18:25,159 --> 00:18:26,452 I'M JUST HAPPY 402 00:18:27,912 --> 00:18:29,539 DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING 403 00:18:27,912 --> 00:18:29,539 WITH YOUR FACE? 404 00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:31,666 THAT JOE STOPPED CRYING? AAH. 405 00:18:31,708 --> 00:18:34,168 DON'T ASK WHY. 406 00:18:35,628 --> 00:18:37,005 WHY ARE YOU 407 00:18:35,628 --> 00:18:37,005 SMILING LIKE THAT? 408 00:18:37,046 --> 00:18:38,297 HAPPEN TO MOM? 409 00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:42,677 DAD. 410 00:18:42,719 --> 00:18:45,304 SO NOW I'M TOO HAPPY. 411 00:18:42,719 --> 00:18:45,304 MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MINDS! 412 00:18:47,139 --> 00:18:50,142 I'VE GOT IT. 413 00:18:52,770 --> 00:18:56,190 DAD, I'M SORRY. 414 00:18:52,770 --> 00:18:56,190 I DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET YOU. 415 00:19:00,069 --> 00:19:02,363 MM-HMM. 416 00:19:00,069 --> 00:19:02,363 I'M NOT THAT CHEERY, 417 00:19:02,405 --> 00:19:05,115 30 YEARS AGO: 418 00:19:05,157 --> 00:19:08,494 WHEN DID I TURN THAT CORNER? 419 00:19:08,536 --> 00:19:09,954 YOU HAVEN'T. YOU HAVEN'T. 420 00:19:09,996 --> 00:19:11,748 YOU'RE CREEPING 421 00:19:09,996 --> 00:19:11,748 UP TO IT. 422 00:19:11,789 --> 00:19:14,291 BUT... YOU HAVEN'T YET. 423 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:16,419 YOU KNOW? 424 00:19:19,171 --> 00:19:21,758 THE NEXT HE'S THROWING 425 00:19:21,799 --> 00:19:24,134 'CAUSE SOME LADY SPORTSCASTER 426 00:19:25,177 --> 00:19:27,055 I SWORE I'D NEVER BE 427 00:19:27,096 --> 00:19:28,723 YOU'RE NOT THAT BAD. 428 00:19:28,765 --> 00:19:30,767 ALL OUR TIME OVER HERE? 429 00:19:30,808 --> 00:19:32,727 OH, YOU JUST COME HERE 430 00:19:30,808 --> 00:19:32,727 THAT'S NOT... 431 00:19:32,769 --> 00:19:36,146 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 432 00:19:32,769 --> 00:19:36,146 NO. 433 00:19:36,188 --> 00:19:38,148 [ INHALES 434 00:19:36,188 --> 00:19:38,148 AND EXHALES DEEPLY ] 435 00:19:38,190 --> 00:19:41,151 DAD, YOU ARE A LONG WAY 436 00:19:53,039 --> 00:19:54,540 MM. 437 00:19:54,582 --> 00:19:57,877 I'M NOT SURE SOME OF THIS JUST 438 00:19:54,582 --> 00:19:57,877 ISN'T NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS. 439 00:19:59,378 --> 00:20:02,172 BOGEY AT 10:00! MOVE IT! 440 00:19:59,378 --> 00:20:02,172 THIS IS NOT A DRILL! 441 00:20:02,214 --> 00:20:03,591 WHAT? 442 00:20:06,218 --> 00:20:08,178 LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR! 443 00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:09,555 8... 7... 444 00:20:09,597 --> 00:20:12,016 DOING OUT HERE? 445 00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:22,192 NOW LET'S GO ON MY COUNT, 446 00:20:22,234 --> 00:20:24,278 'CAUSE NOBODY STARTS AT 8. 447 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:27,073 3... 2... 1. 448 00:20:29,951 --> 00:20:32,078 ABOVE MY LAWN! 449 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:36,124 OW! 450 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:36,124 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS: 451 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,210 HEY! 452 00:20:40,252 --> 00:20:43,213 WE DID IT! 453 00:20:43,255 --> 00:20:44,799 WE DID IT! 454 00:20:46,342 --> 00:20:49,637 IDIOTS 1! 455 00:21:03,192 --> 00:21:04,152 DAD, 456 00:21:03,192 --> 00:21:04,152 WE'RE READY FOR YOU. 457 00:21:10,282 --> 00:21:12,702 WHY? 458 00:21:12,743 --> 00:21:15,163 I'LL HAVE WHAT 459 00:21:12,743 --> 00:21:15,163 SHE'S CLOSET. 460 00:21:20,584 --> 00:21:24,254 LET'S GET READY TO CLOSET! 461 00:21:27,383 --> 00:21:30,219 THEY'RE ALL GOOD.