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YOU'RE STILL

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ON THAT THING?

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LOOKING AT ON YOUR COMPUTER?

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ASKING AROUND HERE?

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IT IS NOT.

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I'M JUST CHECKING

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WE HAVE EVER OWNED?

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A LaserDisc JUST EJECTED:

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UH, I CAN'T BRING ALEX

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YOU KNOW?

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SHE'S A COP.

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I'LL GRAB MY SUNSCREEN.

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HEY, DAD.

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HALEY DIDN'T RUN

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A 10K YESTERDAY

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WHAT'S ALOPECIA?

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BUT I'VE GOT WORK.

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FIGURED WE'D DO A LITTLE

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FATHER/SON BONDING

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OH. YOU CAN TEACH ME

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SON,

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BUT IT'S WAY TOO DANGEROUS.

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AND YOU'RE EATING SPRINGS.

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OH, NO, NO, THOSE ARE :

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IS THAT MY BANJO?

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HMM?

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YEP, I'VE BEEN NOODLING AROUND

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ON THE OL' FLYSWATTER

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IT'S HARD TO PRACTICE, THOUGH,

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I THINK I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

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I'VE GOT TIME

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OF "SHORTNIN' BREAD."

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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

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NO, NO, IT'S IN THE BOX.

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IT'S LEAVING THE HOUSE.

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BUT YOU CALLED ME "BANJOVI."

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DIDN'T LIKE MY BAGPIPING?

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WE HAVE LUKE?

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IT'S NOT.

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Is it?

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AY, CAM,

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NO DESSERT FOR YOU?

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NO, NONE FOR ME:

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BECAUSE I'M GONNA ...

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BECAUSE I'M SINGING "MEMORY"

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IT'S A FUNDRAISER

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AY,

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OH, BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN

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NEGLECTING JOE?

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NO, IT'S BECAUSE I ASKED JAY

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BUT IT'S VERY HARD.

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WHAT'S SO DAMN HARD?

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IT'S THE SAME THING

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WHAT IS IT?

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IS IT SOME SORT OF AN ESCAPE?

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IT'S BETTER THAN BLOWING

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SMOKE IN OUR BABY'S FACE.

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ANYWAYS?

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OH, THERE'S AN E-MAIL

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FROM LILY'S SCOUT CAMP.

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I HOPE EVERYTHING'S OKAY.

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SHE'S FINE.

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MITCHELL'S NERVOUS

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BECAUSE HE'S NOT A CAMPER.

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DOESN'T GET BRAVO.

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OH, BOY.

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HERE'S A PHOTO, LOOK.

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SHE'S USING THE SIGNAL.

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WHAT SIGNAL?

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THE KIDS AREN'T ALLOWED

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"WE."

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SHE'S FINE.

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SHE'S UNHAPPY.

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I DON'T LOOK AT PICTURES

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IF IT'S A GOOD SHOT,

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LIKE SHE'S JUST DOING

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IT'S A SCOUT CAMP,

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SHE'S SMILING.

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WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?

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BECAUSE IT'S HER FIRST TIME

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IT ...

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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THAT'S PROBABLY IT.

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I'M JUST ...

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I'M STRESSING OUT, SO ...

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I'M ... I'M GONNA

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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I'M GONNA TAG ALONG WITH YOU.

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I'm not really going

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to the office.

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Don't care.

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Need a cigar.

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SO, YOU WANT

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TO HEAD DOWN FRONT?

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ALEX!

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I'LL GET A NEW ONE.

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UH, IS THERE VODKA

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IN HERE?

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IT'S NOT

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MUSIC!

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YEAH!

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HEY.

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I'M HO...

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[ BANJO PLAYING

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"TURKEY IN THE STRAW" ]

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OH, AMAZING!

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WERE YOU LISTENING?

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ISN'T HE GOOD?

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I ... I THOUGHT

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YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE BANJO.

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I DIDN'T THINK I DID,

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BUT THERE'S JUST SOMETHING

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IT'S SO...

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IT'S SO MUSICAL.

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MM-HMM. SO, WHAT'S THIS,

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A SURPRISE FOR OLD DAD?

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PROBABLY LONGER?

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HE LEARNED TWO!

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I'M GOOD, THANKS.

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ARE THOSE MY SHOES?

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THEY'RE A LITTLE SNUG.

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'CAUSE WE ARE ABOUT TO DO

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IT'S IMPOSSIBLE

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OKAY: I'M GONNA

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DRESSING ROOM? AY, SHOW ME:

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I CAN'T. IT'S THE HANDICAPPED

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STALL IN THE MEN'S ROOM.

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IT'S ABOUT THE KIDS.

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SENOR KAPLAN:

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OH.

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A CAVEMAN COSTUME?

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NO, I JUST SIGNED UP

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TO SING "MEMORY" FROM "CATS."

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ALTHOUGH I HOPE I'M NOT ON

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AFTER THE "GREASE" CHORUS.

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THEY'RE A TOUGH ACT

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"MEMORY"?

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"MEMORY"?

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TWO CAT COSTUMES?

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WE CAN'T BOTH

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OH, WELL:

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FOR ME?

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AND I'M FROM CANADA.

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I DON'T LIKE THIS.

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I THINK THERE'S A CHANCE

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YOU'RE TRYING TO TURN

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WILL CRUSH HIM!

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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I'LL ONLY LOOK BETTER

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OH, MY GOODNESS!

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THE MOVE YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE

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IT'S AS OLD

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AS MAN'S QUEST TO FLY.

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IT'S JUST A FLIP

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RIGHT?

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THERE'S A LOT MORE GOING ON,

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BUT YOU WON'T BE ABLE

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EINS... ZWEI...

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NO GOOD.

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OH.

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I'M GLAD THAT HAPPENED.

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I'M ACTUALLY GLAD THAT HAPPENED.

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IT'S A GOOD REMINDER ...

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THIS... FOR...

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REAL!

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OHH.

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JIM McKAY, THAT HURTS!

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I'M GONNA...

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I'M SURE THEY DO.

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YOU DON'T HAVE THE FOOT

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I'D ...

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OH, MY GOD!

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I THINK I DID IT!

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DID I DO IT?

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ALMOST.

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REALLY?

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I'LL TRY ONE MORE TIME.

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I'M NOT SURE

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THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

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SOME BAD...

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I DID IT AGAIN!

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I'M GONNA GET YOU SOME WATER.

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AGAIN!

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OH, HONEY:

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I AM NOT.

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IS LUKE DOING THE DUNPHY TUCK?

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SORT OF A POOR MAN'S VERSION

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OF IT.

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WOW. HE ADDED

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IT'S CALLED OVER-ROTATION.

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YOU COULD GIVE LUKE MY LIST?

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NAH.

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NO, NO,

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I-I-

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LUKE'S PRETTY BUSY OUT THERE

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SO HE'S ALL LIKE,

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"GET A LIFE,"

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AND I'M LIKE,

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"NO, THANKS. GOT NINE."

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'CAUSE...

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OH! MY THROAT!

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IT BURNS!

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HE MADE THE TEA TOO HOT!

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NOT ON PURPOSE!

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OH! OH!

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COACH TUCKER'S PAINT CANS.

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I DON'T REMEMBER

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LEAVING THAT THERE!

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OH, LOOK AT ME:

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I CAN'T COMMAND A STAGE.

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WE'LL WHEEL YOU

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OH, COME ON :

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INTO FUR AND MAKEUP!

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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NO. YOU SHOULD NOT

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REALLY? 'CAUSE I GOT

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HOW?

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DRUG IT.

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I'M TURTLING HER.

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NO, YOU'RE GONNA

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LUKE!

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NO, NO, NO!

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I DON'T NEED HIS HELP!

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LET HIM PLAY HIS PRECIOUS BANJO!

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HEY!

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I DON'T KNOW THAT ONE.

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I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

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IT'S A LITTLE HARD TO GET

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WHAT'S THAT?

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UH...

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A BRA?

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YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO!

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YOU THINK YOU'RE AN ADULT,

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BUT YOU'RE NOT.

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YOU'RE A KID

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MY RULES!

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OW!

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THE "G" STRING SNAPPED!

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THAT'S HAPPENED IN HERE.

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NO! IT HIT MY EYE!

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IS IT BLEEDING?

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EYES CAN'T BLEED, SO ...

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THAT'S BAD!

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ALEX!

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OH. HI.

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I'M LOOKING

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HANG ON!

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HELLO?

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ARE YOU WITH ALEX?

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SHE'S NOT ANSWERING HER PHONE.

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UH, YEAH, YEAH:

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WE'RE JUST A TINY BIT

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BUT, UH, SHE'S BEEN ACTING

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OH, NO.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

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UM, I ...

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I-I'D SAY SHE'S BEEN, UM...

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OH, NO.

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MOM, DON'T FREAK OUT.

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NO, I WAS WORRIED ABOUT THIS

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OH, OKAY: SO SHE WAS BEING

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COME ON!

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YOU STUPID THING!

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FINE!

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OKAY!

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BUT IT'S NOT LIKE

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I POURED IT DOWN HER THROAT!

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SHE DIDN'T

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OH, THANK GOD!

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THAT'S WHY

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SHE'S BEEN ACTING SO WEIRD.

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WAIT.YOU

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DIDN'T POUR IT DOWN HER THROAT?

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DID YOU GET HER DRUNK?

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HEY,

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YOU HACKED HER COMPUTER!

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IS THAT HER?

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UH, I JUST FOUND HER:

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I'LL HAVE HER CALL YOU.

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TAKE ME TO MY SISTER!

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OH. OH, HI.

283
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OH. WHOO!

284
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LILY'S CAMP IS

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I'LL BE BACK SOON.

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UM, WHAT'S UP

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WITH THE OUTFIT?

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IT'S TO KEEP THE SMOKE OFF ME

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SO GLORIA WON'T SMELL IT.

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THAT'S INSANE.

291
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YEP, I'VE LOST MY MIND.

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OH, OF COURSE

293
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YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.

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WHY?

295
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UM... YOU FORGOT?

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I FORGOT I SHOULDN'T ASK "WHY"

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WASN'T IT?

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T-

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I WAS ...

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THAN TODD JANSEN'S

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WATCHING "THE BIONIC WOMAN,"

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IT'S FINE.

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IF THAT'S YOUR IDEA

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IT'S NO WONDER

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SO, THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU

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SO, STILL ANGRY: HUH?

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GEE,

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WHY WOULD I BE ANGRY?

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AND TRAMPOLINIC ARTS?

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I'M SORRY.

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I'M NOT PROUD

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10K.

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IN 15 YEARS I COULDN'T FINISH.

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IT'S EVERYTHING

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NO, I CAN'T.

316
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IT'S OKAY.

317
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IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

318
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IT'S A SHOCK.

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I'M NOT AS MUCH OF A MAN

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DAD.

321
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OH, REALLY?

322
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I HAD A 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL'S BRA

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IN MY HAND?

324
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SOMEWHERE MORE PRIVATE?

325
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MM-HMM.

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OH... KAY.

327
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THAT'S NOT THE CONVERSATION

328
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I THOUGHT WE'D BE HAVING,

329
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BUT... IF THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED

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NO!

331
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IT'S TO PRACTICE ON.

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THAT'S WHY

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I DIDN'T GO AWAY THIS WEEK.

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MY TRIP WASN'T CANCELED.

335
00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:32,542
YOU COULDN'T FACE THEM.

336
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YOUR LIFE'S GONNA BE

337
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I'M BLIND?

338
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LUKE DUNPHY?

339
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I KNOW I'M GETTING A LITTLE OLD

340
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BUT...

341
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OH, LUKEY!

342
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DO YOU NEED A HUG?

343
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ALEX!

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STOP!

345
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AN HOUR!

346
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

347
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UH ...

348
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,752
OH, OKAY: SO, WE'LL SEE YOU

349
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IN, LIKE, WHAT, 10 YEARS:

350
00:15:15,794 --> 00:15:17,878
OUT OF WEASEL'S BASEMENT?

351
00:15:23,426 --> 00:15:24,761
HOW?

352
00:15:24,803 --> 00:15:25,886
MOM SAW

353
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DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

354
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THE RIGHT WAY?

355
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I R...

356
00:15:31,976 --> 00:15:33,770
NO! WHAT'S THE POINT?

357
00:15:33,812 --> 00:15:35,896
GET STRAIGHT A's

358
00:15:40,943 --> 00:15:43,613
AND FOR WHAT?

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"NO, THANK YOU, ALEX!"

360
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"WE DON'T WANT YOU,

361
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ALEX!"

362
00:15:53,331 --> 00:15:54,915
I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!

363
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I'VE SPENT MY ENTIRE LIFE

364
00:15:57,752 --> 00:15:59,003
AND WHERE DID IT GET ME?

365
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WITH 6:000 IDIOTS!

366
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KNOW WHAT? I THINK THAT THIS IS

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SPARE ME TODAY?

368
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NO.

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YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY

370
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,935
YOU'RE GONNA COME IN SECOND...

371
00:16:18,690 --> 00:16:20,817
BUT YOU'RE GONNA

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I'M ALLOWED TO FEEL BAD

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OKAY?

374
00:16:26,781 --> 00:16:29,158
YOU ARE A SUPERSTAR!

375
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,744
I'VE BEEN SAYING

376
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,744
SINCE YOU WERE 10

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YOU'RE GONNA BE

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I'M GONNA BE A SCIENTIST.

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AS LONG AS SOMETHING'S

380
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YOU'RE GONNA BE

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I... DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

382
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I COULDN'T

383
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IF I'D PERFORMED

384
00:17:15,329 --> 00:17:17,498
CAN'T TALK!

385
00:17:15,329 --> 00:17:17,498
I'LL BE IN MY STALL!

386
00:17:19,626 --> 00:17:23,087
SO, NOW

387
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:25,005
I CAN'T SING "MEMORY."

388
00:17:25,047 --> 00:17:26,382
IT'S TOO MUCH SONG FOR ME.

389
00:17:43,441 --> 00:17:46,026
IT DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THAT.

390
00:17:46,068 --> 00:17:47,695
OH, IT'S ABOUT TO,

391
00:17:51,115 --> 00:17:52,700
THAT YOU JUST SAID!

392
00:17:52,742 --> 00:17:54,828
NO. NO!

393
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

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YOU MONSTER!

395
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AAH! OOH-HOO-HOO! OOH!

396
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AMAZING!

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00:17:57,914 --> 00:18:00,040
AND WITH NO COMMERCIALS!

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00:18:00,082 --> 00:18:02,042
OOH! OOH!

399
00:18:03,878 --> 00:18:05,713
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA RUN INTO ...

400
00:18:05,755 --> 00:18:09,049
A HUNTER WHO DOESN'T

401
00:18:10,468 --> 00:18:12,679
I CAN'T WAIT.

402
00:18:10,468 --> 00:18:12,679
I LOVE S'MORES.

403
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,973
AS HAPPY

404
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,973
AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN HER.

405
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,228
WHAT WAS THAT?

406
00:18:21,270 --> 00:18:23,356
I DON'T KNOW,

407
00:18:21,270 --> 00:18:23,356
BUT LET'S HIT IT WITH A SHOVEL.

408
00:18:23,397 --> 00:18:25,316
WITH OUR MARSHMALLOW STICKS!

409
00:18:25,358 --> 00:18:26,693
YEAH!

410
00:18:25,358 --> 00:18:26,693
YEAH! YEAH!

411
00:18:25,358 --> 00:18:26,693
YEAH!

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00:18:26,734 --> 00:18:28,319
NO! NO, NO, NO, NO!

413
00:18:26,734 --> 00:18:28,319
I-I'M LILY'S DAD.

414
00:18:28,361 --> 00:18:29,863
I'M LILY...

415
00:18:28,361 --> 00:18:29,863
HI. SHE'S MINE.

416
00:18:29,904 --> 00:18:31,698
UM...

417
00:18:29,904 --> 00:18:31,698
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

418
00:18:31,739 --> 00:18:34,659
NO!

419
00:18:34,701 --> 00:18:37,077
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME

420
00:18:39,121 --> 00:18:41,666
DO YOU KNOW ANY?

421
00:18:43,501 --> 00:18:45,503
BUT IT'S PROBABLY

422
00:18:43,501 --> 00:18:45,503
S...

423
00:18:45,545 --> 00:18:47,087
TELL US NOW!

424
00:18:47,129 --> 00:18:50,675
IT'S REALLY SCARY.

425
00:18:47,129 --> 00:18:50,675
DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

426
00:18:52,635 --> 00:18:54,094
UM...

427
00:19:03,813 --> 00:19:05,105
THIS ISN'T SCARY.

428
00:19:12,947 --> 00:19:15,115
"THE BLOOD MOON"...

429
00:19:15,157 --> 00:19:17,911
OOOOOH!

430
00:19:17,952 --> 00:19:20,120
WAS A ...

431
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:26,126
WHO BREATHED FIRE!

432
00:19:26,168 --> 00:19:28,170
I'M BORED.

433
00:19:26,168 --> 00:19:28,170
CAN WE GO TO SLEEP EARLY?

434
00:19:28,212 --> 00:19:30,965
I THINK YOU'RE FORGETTING

435
00:19:31,007 --> 00:19:33,133
WHAT'S THAT?

436
00:19:33,175 --> 00:19:35,511
GLOWING EYES!

437
00:19:33,175 --> 00:19:35,511
IT'S THE GHOST!

438
00:19:35,553 --> 00:19:37,346
IT'S THE GHOST!

439
00:19:35,553 --> 00:19:37,346
NO! OH!

440
00:19:37,388 --> 00:19:39,515
GIRLS!

441
00:19:48,190 --> 00:19:50,651
BY THE WAY:

442
00:19:48,190 --> 00:19:50,651
I SHOULD'VE COME BY

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00:19:52,194 --> 00:19:53,863
UH,

444
00:19:52,194 --> 00:19:53,863
"TOUGH IT OUT" STUFF ...

445
00:19:58,034 --> 00:20:00,160
ABOUT THAT STORY?

446
00:19:58,034 --> 00:20:00,160
WE'VE ALL HEARD THAT STORY.

447
00:20:00,202 --> 00:20:02,162
NOW, DON'T FEEL TOO BAD.

448
00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:08,544
OH, THAT'S THE WAY

449
00:20:08,586 --> 00:20:10,170
YOU'LL BE ABLE

450
00:20:11,798 --> 00:20:13,007
IT'S FUN.

451
00:20:13,049 --> 00:20:14,174
OH.

452
00:20:14,216 --> 00:20:15,342
CIGAR?

453
00:20:15,384 --> 00:20:17,095
NO. NO, THANK YOU:

454
00:20:17,136 --> 00:20:19,764
I ... I ONCE STOLE

455
00:20:21,015 --> 00:20:22,475
I DON'T REMEMBER

456
00:20:22,516 --> 00:20:25,352
AREN'T YOU GOING TO

457
00:20:22,516 --> 00:20:25,352
THAT FACULTY FOLLIES AFTER THIS?

458
00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:34,112
HUH. I THOUGHT

459
00:20:34,153 --> 00:20:35,237
OH, YEAH: YOU'LL GET

460
00:20:37,239 --> 00:20:39,199
I STILL HAVEN'T A CHANCE TO ...

461
00:20:40,242 --> 00:20:42,286
OH!

462
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,038
SHE DIDN'T GET IN.

463
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,206
OH, NO!

464
00:20:46,248 --> 00:20:48,584
"STUPID HARVARD"? SHE DIDN'T

465
00:20:46,248 --> 00:20:48,584
EITHER?

466
00:20:48,626 --> 00:20:49,919
NO, JUST HARVARD:

467
00:20:53,255 --> 00:20:55,508
YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD MOM.

468
00:20:55,549 --> 00:20:58,011
THERE SHE IS!

469
00:20:55,549 --> 00:20:58,011
HI.

470
00:20:58,052 --> 00:20:59,219
I'M SO SORRY.

471
00:20:59,261 --> 00:21:01,806
OH.

472
00:20:59,261 --> 00:21:01,806
UH, THANKS: MOM,

473
00:21:04,266 --> 00:21:06,268
I JUST DON'T REALLY FEEL

474
00:21:13,192 --> 00:21:15,486
HI.

475
00:21:13,192 --> 00:21:15,486
ALONE?

476
00:21:17,989 --> 00:21:19,824
GUESS THEY DON'T NEED US

477
00:21:19,866 --> 00:21:21,241
OH, WELL:

478
00:21:23,285 --> 00:21:24,411
ME TOO.

479
00:21:27,123 --> 00:21:29,291
HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY?

480
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:30,960
STILL GOT IT!

481
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:30,960
OH.