1 00:00:03,773 --> 00:00:05,733 OKAY, GLORIA, JUST MAKE SURE 2 00:00:03,773 --> 00:00:05,733 JAY DOESN'T FIND OUT. 3 00:00:05,775 --> 00:00:07,361 OH. BOY. 4 00:00:07,402 --> 00:00:08,778 I JUST HEARD THAT. 5 00:00:08,820 --> 00:00:10,197 YOU PROBABLY THINK 6 00:00:08,820 --> 00:00:10,197 THERE'S SOMETHING 7 00:00:10,238 --> 00:00:11,281 BETWEEN ME AND GLORIA. 8 00:00:11,323 --> 00:00:12,740 RELAX. 9 00:00:12,782 --> 00:00:14,575 I COULDN'T BE MORE RELAXED 10 00:00:12,782 --> 00:00:14,575 IF I WAS IN A COMA. 11 00:00:14,617 --> 00:00:16,577 JAY'S GRILL 12 00:00:14,617 --> 00:00:16,577 WAS DELIVERED. 13 00:00:16,619 --> 00:00:17,871 SHE'S KEEPING IT 14 00:00:16,619 --> 00:00:17,871 UNDER WRAPS 15 00:00:17,912 --> 00:00:19,373 SO I CAN BE THERE 16 00:00:17,912 --> 00:00:19,373 WHEN HE SEES IT! 17 00:00:19,414 --> 00:00:20,581 OH, MY GOD! 18 00:00:20,623 --> 00:00:22,000 I JUST GOT ACCEPTED 19 00:00:20,623 --> 00:00:22,000 INTO CALTECH. 20 00:00:22,042 --> 00:00:23,377 YOU DID? 21 00:00:23,418 --> 00:00:24,585 THAT IS INCREDIBLE! 22 00:00:24,627 --> 00:00:27,088 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FAMOUS 23 00:00:24,627 --> 00:00:27,088 SCIENTIST IN THE FAMILY! 24 00:00:27,130 --> 00:00:29,799 UH, NOT THAT THERE'S ANY SHAME 25 00:00:27,130 --> 00:00:29,799 IN LEARNING A TRADE. 26 00:00:29,841 --> 00:00:31,968 AIR CONDITIONERS 27 00:00:29,841 --> 00:00:31,968 ARE ALWAYS GONNA BREAK. 28 00:00:32,010 --> 00:00:34,221 EH, I LOOKED INTO IT. 29 00:00:32,010 --> 00:00:34,221 IT'S A LOT OF CLASSES. 30 00:00:34,262 --> 00:00:36,848 HONEY, 31 00:00:34,262 --> 00:00:36,848 THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE. 32 00:00:36,890 --> 00:00:38,599 IT'S HARDLY UNBELIEVABLE. 33 00:00:38,641 --> 00:00:40,310 SUPER-SMART KID, 34 00:00:38,641 --> 00:00:40,310 SUPER-SMART SCHOOL. 35 00:00:40,352 --> 00:00:41,602 I NEVER DOUBTED YOU. 36 00:00:41,644 --> 00:00:42,603 THAT MUST FEEL GREAT. 37 00:00:42,645 --> 00:00:44,605 YEP. PRETTY GREAT. 38 00:00:46,233 --> 00:00:47,317 WHAT WAS THAT? 39 00:00:47,359 --> 00:00:48,527 I THINK 40 00:00:47,359 --> 00:00:48,527 THAT WAS MY FAULT. 41 00:00:48,567 --> 00:00:49,777 ME TOO. WHY? 42 00:00:49,819 --> 00:00:51,321 I DO THIS ALL THE TIME. 43 00:00:51,363 --> 00:00:53,490 SHE DOES THESE AMAZING THINGS, 44 00:00:51,363 --> 00:00:53,490 AND I'M SO USED TO IT, 45 00:00:53,532 --> 00:00:55,492 I DON'T EVEN MAKE A BIG DEAL 46 00:00:53,532 --> 00:00:55,492 OVER CALTECH. 47 00:00:55,534 --> 00:00:56,701 I GOT EXCITED. 48 00:00:55,534 --> 00:00:56,701 DOESN'T THAT COUNT? 49 00:00:56,743 --> 00:00:58,619 WELL, HONEY, 50 00:00:56,743 --> 00:00:58,619 YOU GET EXCITED OVER EVERYTHING. 51 00:00:58,661 --> 00:01:00,205 YOU'RE A BORN CHEERLEADER. 52 00:01:00,247 --> 00:01:02,707 I JUST NEED TO MAKE A REALLY BIG 53 00:01:00,247 --> 00:01:02,707 FUSS OVER ALEX TODAY. 54 00:01:02,749 --> 00:01:05,001 THAT'S ALL. 55 00:01:02,749 --> 00:01:05,001 I KNOW ... YOU'RE UPSET 56 00:01:05,043 --> 00:01:06,253 BECAUSE I SAID 57 00:01:05,043 --> 00:01:06,253 THAT YOU WERE A BORN ... 58 00:01:06,294 --> 00:01:07,712 THERE'S NO SUCH THING 59 00:01:06,294 --> 00:01:07,712 AS A BORN CHEERLEADER. 60 00:01:07,754 --> 00:01:09,548 IT TAKES HARD WORK 61 00:01:07,754 --> 00:01:09,548 AND SACRIFICE. 62 00:01:09,589 --> 00:01:11,341 YOU KNOW WHAT A HUMAN PYRAMID IS 63 00:01:09,589 --> 00:01:11,341 WITHOUT HOURS OF TRAINING? 64 00:01:11,383 --> 00:01:12,426 MNH-MNH. 65 00:01:12,467 --> 00:01:13,634 10 OBITUARIES. 66 00:01:13,676 --> 00:01:16,637 Captions by VITAC ... 67 00:01:27,107 --> 00:01:28,567 HEY, I THINK MY DAD 68 00:01:27,107 --> 00:01:28,567 IS REALLY GONNA ENJOY 69 00:01:28,607 --> 00:01:29,943 RETURNING HIS GIFT 70 00:01:28,607 --> 00:01:29,943 THIS YEAR. 71 00:01:29,984 --> 00:01:32,237 MITCHELL, 72 00:01:29,984 --> 00:01:32,237 I HAVE SOME REALLY SAD NEWS. 73 00:01:32,279 --> 00:01:33,738 YES, YOU SEEM 74 00:01:32,279 --> 00:01:33,738 VERY BROKEN UP. 75 00:01:33,780 --> 00:01:36,657 APPARENTLY, 76 00:01:33,780 --> 00:01:36,657 I HAD AN UNCLE, UH, CYRUS, 77 00:01:36,699 --> 00:01:40,454 WHO DIED AND OUT OF THE BLUE 78 00:01:36,699 --> 00:01:40,454 LEFT ME A PRETTY HANDSOME SUM. 79 00:01:40,495 --> 00:01:42,163 I-I GUESS HE DIDN'T HAVE 80 00:01:40,495 --> 00:01:42,163 A LOT OF OTHER KIN. 81 00:01:42,205 --> 00:01:44,665 OKAY, THIS IS THE ONE TIME 82 00:01:42,205 --> 00:01:44,665 I DON'T MIND YOU SAYING "KIN." 83 00:01:44,707 --> 00:01:45,875 NOW, 84 00:01:44,707 --> 00:01:45,875 WHEN YOU SAY "HANDSOME," 85 00:01:45,917 --> 00:01:47,752 ARE WE TALKING 86 00:01:45,917 --> 00:01:47,752 CARPOOL DAD AT LILY'S SCHOOL 87 00:01:47,794 --> 00:01:49,754 OR ARE WE 88 00:01:47,794 --> 00:01:49,754 IN A MORE CLOONEY/PITT AREA? 89 00:01:49,796 --> 00:01:51,965 MM. I WOULD SAY 90 00:01:49,796 --> 00:01:51,965 MORE HARRY HAMLIN. 91 00:01:52,006 --> 00:01:53,383 OH. 92 00:01:52,006 --> 00:01:53,383 THAT'S NOT BAD AT ... 93 00:01:53,425 --> 00:01:55,302 THAT'S NOT BAD AT ALL. 94 00:01:55,343 --> 00:01:57,387 YOU KNOW, AND THIS IS CRAZY, 95 00:01:55,343 --> 00:01:57,387 BECAUSE, UM, I JUST SAW 96 00:01:57,429 --> 00:01:59,847 THAT THE UPSTAIRS UNIT 97 00:01:57,429 --> 00:01:59,847 WENT BACK ON THE MARKET, 98 00:01:59,889 --> 00:02:02,392 AND HARRY HAMLIN WOULD ALMOST 99 00:01:59,889 --> 00:02:02,392 EQUAL A DOWN PAYMENT, AND ... 100 00:02:02,434 --> 00:02:03,684 I'M ... I'M SORRY. 101 00:02:02,434 --> 00:02:03,684 I'M SORRY. 102 00:02:03,726 --> 00:02:05,479 LOOK AT ME, 103 00:02:03,726 --> 00:02:05,479 SPENDING YOUR MONEY. 104 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:07,688 NO, MITCHELL, IT'S NOT MY MONEY. 105 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:07,688 IT'S OUR MONEY. 106 00:02:07,730 --> 00:02:09,690 I-IS THIS A SIGN, CAM? 107 00:02:09,732 --> 00:02:11,901 I MEAN, WE TALK ABOUT IT 108 00:02:09,732 --> 00:02:11,901 ALL THE TIME. 109 00:02:11,943 --> 00:02:13,987 WE SHOULD BUY 110 00:02:11,943 --> 00:02:13,987 THAT UPSTAIRS APARTMENT. 111 00:02:14,028 --> 00:02:16,364 I DON'T SEE A REASON 112 00:02:14,028 --> 00:02:16,364 WHY NOT! 113 00:02:16,406 --> 00:02:18,617 THIS IS SO EXCITING. 114 00:02:16,406 --> 00:02:18,617 I KNOW. 115 00:02:18,658 --> 00:02:21,077 I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU, 116 00:02:18,658 --> 00:02:21,077 BECAUSE THERE WAS A TIME 117 00:02:21,119 --> 00:02:23,413 WHEN I WOULDN'T HAVE 118 00:02:21,119 --> 00:02:23,413 EVEN SEEN THIS CHECK. 119 00:02:23,455 --> 00:02:26,291 OH, WELL, YES. YOU KNOW, I USED 120 00:02:23,455 --> 00:02:26,291 TO BE QUITE THE IMPULSE BUYER. 121 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:28,627 BUT I DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE 122 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:28,627 THAT GUY ANYMORE. 123 00:02:28,668 --> 00:02:30,711 I LOVE MY NEW FAUX MINK, 124 00:02:28,668 --> 00:02:30,711 DADDY. 125 00:02:30,753 --> 00:02:32,880 I FORGOT ... 126 00:02:30,753 --> 00:02:32,880 WHICH GABOR SISTER AM I? 127 00:02:32,922 --> 00:02:34,715 Y-YOU'RE EVA, THE CLASSY ONE, 128 00:02:32,922 --> 00:02:34,715 BUT LISTEN. 129 00:02:34,757 --> 00:02:36,717 WE NEED TO KEEP THE TAGS ON IT, 130 00:02:34,757 --> 00:02:36,717 BECAUSE IT'S GOING BACK. 131 00:02:36,759 --> 00:02:38,345 WELL, THEN YOURS 132 00:02:36,759 --> 00:02:38,345 IS GOING BACK, TOO. 133 00:02:38,386 --> 00:02:39,887 NO, 134 00:02:38,386 --> 00:02:39,887 THAT'S A HARD THING, 135 00:02:39,929 --> 00:02:42,599 BECAUSE THE SALESLADY SAID 136 00:02:39,929 --> 00:02:42,599 I LOOK LIKE DR. ZHIVAGO. 137 00:02:44,767 --> 00:02:46,436 SO, IS THAT 138 00:02:44,767 --> 00:02:46,436 A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR YOU 139 00:02:46,478 --> 00:02:48,522 OR AN EXTREMELY LATE 140 00:02:46,478 --> 00:02:48,522 MID-LIFE CRISIS? 141 00:02:48,563 --> 00:02:50,815 I DON'T THINK 142 00:02:48,563 --> 00:02:50,815 "EXTREMELY" IS NECESSARY. 143 00:02:50,857 --> 00:02:53,818 IT'S ON LOAN ... KIND OF 144 00:02:50,857 --> 00:02:53,818 A WEEKEND-LONG TEST-DRIVE. 145 00:02:53,860 --> 00:02:55,612 WOW ... 146 00:02:53,860 --> 00:02:55,612 I WALK INTO A STORE, 147 00:02:55,654 --> 00:02:57,905 THEY MAKE ME LEAVE MY BACKPACK 148 00:02:55,654 --> 00:02:57,905 BEHIND THE COUNTER. 149 00:02:57,947 --> 00:02:59,740 IT'S AN OLD 150 00:02:57,947 --> 00:02:59,740 CAR SALESMAN'S TRICK. 151 00:02:59,782 --> 00:03:01,993 THEY'RE HOPING I FALL IN LOVE 152 00:02:59,782 --> 00:03:01,993 WITH IT AND NEVER GIVE IT BACK. 153 00:03:02,035 --> 00:03:03,744 BUT I CAN'T JUSTIFY 154 00:03:02,035 --> 00:03:03,744 BUYING IT 155 00:03:03,786 --> 00:03:06,331 ANY MORE THAN YOU CAN 156 00:03:03,786 --> 00:03:06,331 JUSTIFY THAT HAT. 157 00:03:06,373 --> 00:03:08,249 LITTLE EARLY FOR TEQUILA, 158 00:03:06,373 --> 00:03:08,249 ISN'T IT? 159 00:03:08,291 --> 00:03:09,750 IT'S FOR LUKE. 160 00:03:09,792 --> 00:03:11,752 NOT SURE THAT'S BETTER. 161 00:03:09,792 --> 00:03:11,752 THE LAST TIME HE WAS HERE, 162 00:03:11,794 --> 00:03:13,754 HE WAS EYEING THIS BOTTLE 163 00:03:11,794 --> 00:03:13,754 THE SAME WAY YOU LOOK AT ME 164 00:03:13,796 --> 00:03:15,923 WHEN I WEAR 165 00:03:13,796 --> 00:03:15,923 THAT STRAPPY SUNDRESS. 166 00:03:15,965 --> 00:03:17,175 I DO LIKE THAT DRESS. 167 00:03:17,217 --> 00:03:18,759 I AM GOING TO 168 00:03:17,217 --> 00:03:18,759 CATCH HIM RED-HANDED. 169 00:03:18,801 --> 00:03:20,679 I AM GOING TO 170 00:03:18,801 --> 00:03:20,679 TEACH HIM A LESSON. 171 00:03:20,719 --> 00:03:22,681 BUT FIRST I'M GOING TO 172 00:03:20,719 --> 00:03:22,681 REFILL THIS WITH WATER 173 00:03:22,721 --> 00:03:24,349 IN CASE HE GETS PAST ME. 174 00:03:24,391 --> 00:03:25,933 YOU KNOW, WE HAVE A LITTLE TIME 175 00:03:24,391 --> 00:03:25,933 BEFORE THE FAMILY COMES. 176 00:03:25,975 --> 00:03:27,561 WHY DON'T YOU 177 00:03:25,975 --> 00:03:27,561 THROW THAT DRESS ON AND ... 178 00:03:28,645 --> 00:03:29,770 AW, DAMN IT. 179 00:03:29,812 --> 00:03:30,771 ANDY, 180 00:03:29,812 --> 00:03:30,771 CAN YOU GET THAT? 181 00:03:30,813 --> 00:03:32,982 ANDY? 182 00:03:30,813 --> 00:03:32,982 SORRY. 183 00:03:33,024 --> 00:03:34,775 I TUNED OUT 184 00:03:33,024 --> 00:03:34,775 WHEN YOU STARTED FLIRTING 185 00:03:34,817 --> 00:03:36,777 TO GIVE YOU SOME PRIVACY. 186 00:03:38,321 --> 00:03:39,989 I WAS SEEING HALEY 187 00:03:38,321 --> 00:03:39,989 FOR THE FIRST TIME 188 00:03:40,031 --> 00:03:41,991 SINCE SHE CAME TO VISIT ME 189 00:03:40,031 --> 00:03:41,991 IN THE HOSPITAL. 190 00:03:42,033 --> 00:03:43,993 SHE SAID 191 00:03:42,033 --> 00:03:43,993 SOME PRETTY HEAVY STUFF. 192 00:03:44,035 --> 00:03:46,621 IF I'M YOUR ELEPHANT, 193 00:03:44,035 --> 00:03:46,621 YOU HAVE A SHOT. 194 00:03:46,663 --> 00:03:48,415 THAT'S WHAT 195 00:03:46,663 --> 00:03:48,415 I'M TRYING TO SAY, DUMMY. 196 00:03:48,456 --> 00:03:50,291 SHE DIDN'T KNOW I HEARD. 197 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:51,792 I TRIED FOR A COUPLE WEEKS 198 00:03:51,834 --> 00:03:53,503 TO FORGET ABOUT IT 199 00:03:51,834 --> 00:03:53,503 AND JUST GO ON WITH BETH, 200 00:03:53,545 --> 00:03:55,880 BUT I COULDN'T STOP THINKING 201 00:03:53,545 --> 00:03:55,880 ABOUT HALEY. 202 00:03:55,922 --> 00:04:00,719 SO... TODAY'S THE DAY I'M 203 00:03:55,922 --> 00:04:00,719 FINALLY GONNA HAVE THE BIG TALK. 204 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:03,804 THERE'S A COOLER OF DRINKS 205 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:03,804 OUT BACK! HELP YOURSELVES! 206 00:04:03,846 --> 00:04:06,600 HEY. WHERE'S HALEY? 207 00:04:03,846 --> 00:04:06,600 IS SHE COMING? 208 00:04:06,641 --> 00:04:08,643 THE LAST TIME HALEY INFORMED ME 209 00:04:06,641 --> 00:04:08,643 OF HER PLANS, SHE SAID, 210 00:04:08,685 --> 00:04:10,604 "HA HA. I'M GOING TO CABO, 211 00:04:08,685 --> 00:04:10,604 AND YOU'RE NOT." 212 00:04:10,645 --> 00:04:12,230 SHE'S THE BEST. 213 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:17,652 GET READY TO SEE 214 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:17,652 THE BEST GIFT EVER. 215 00:04:17,694 --> 00:04:18,903 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 216 00:04:18,945 --> 00:04:21,030 IT'S A GRILL. 217 00:04:18,945 --> 00:04:21,030 I GOT A GRILL. 218 00:04:21,072 --> 00:04:23,450 YOU HAD A WIFE, TOO. DIDN'T MEAN 219 00:04:21,072 --> 00:04:23,450 YOU COULDN'T TRADE UP. 220 00:04:23,491 --> 00:04:25,410 I GIVE YOU 221 00:04:23,491 --> 00:04:25,410 THE FLAME XL. 222 00:04:25,452 --> 00:04:27,036 MY CLIENT 223 00:04:25,452 --> 00:04:27,036 OWNS THE COMPANY. 224 00:04:27,078 --> 00:04:28,871 HE GAVE ME 225 00:04:27,078 --> 00:04:28,871 A CRAZY-GOOD DEAL. 226 00:04:28,913 --> 00:04:30,831 25,000 WOOD PROPANE BTUs. 227 00:04:30,873 --> 00:04:31,999 THAT'S... PLENTY, RIGHT? 228 00:04:32,041 --> 00:04:34,835 NO. 229 00:04:32,041 --> 00:04:34,835 ELECTRIC ROTISSERIE! 230 00:04:34,877 --> 00:04:38,339 IF GOD WANTS A HAMBURGER, 231 00:04:34,877 --> 00:04:38,339 THIS IS WHAT SHE COOKS IT ON. 232 00:04:38,381 --> 00:04:39,840 BUT IT'S GOT 233 00:04:38,381 --> 00:04:39,840 ALL THOSE DOODADS. 234 00:04:39,882 --> 00:04:41,842 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO 235 00:04:39,882 --> 00:04:41,842 WITH THOSE DOODADS. 236 00:04:41,884 --> 00:04:43,136 YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB 237 00:04:43,177 --> 00:04:44,845 OF HIDING YOUR EXCITEMENT 238 00:04:43,177 --> 00:04:44,845 ABOUT THIS GIFT. 239 00:04:44,887 --> 00:04:46,431 LOOK. 240 00:04:44,887 --> 00:04:46,431 IT'S SIMPLICITY ITSELF. 241 00:04:46,473 --> 00:04:48,849 YOU JUST TURN ON THE GAS, 242 00:04:46,473 --> 00:04:48,849 HIT THE ELECTRIC STARTER. 243 00:04:49,892 --> 00:04:51,645 HIT THE ELECTRIC STARTER. 244 00:04:51,686 --> 00:04:52,853 PHIL, YOU MIGHT WANT 245 00:04:51,686 --> 00:04:52,853 TO LAY OFF ... 246 00:04:52,895 --> 00:04:53,896 AAH! 247 00:04:53,938 --> 00:04:54,855 I'M FINE. 248 00:04:54,897 --> 00:04:56,566 HEALTHY AS EVER. 249 00:04:56,608 --> 00:04:59,277 I'D KNOW IF YOU WEREN'T, 250 00:04:56,608 --> 00:04:59,277 'CAUSE I JUST SAW YOUR SKELETON. 251 00:04:59,319 --> 00:05:00,903 OKAY, JOE. 252 00:05:00,945 --> 00:05:03,281 TIME FOR A NAP IN YOUR NEW BED! 253 00:05:06,409 --> 00:05:08,453 LOOKING FOR SOMETHING? 254 00:05:06,409 --> 00:05:08,453 AAH! 255 00:05:08,495 --> 00:05:10,079 UH, YEAH ... YOU. 256 00:05:10,121 --> 00:05:12,873 I JUST WANTED TO SAY WHAT 257 00:05:10,121 --> 00:05:12,873 A NICE PARTY YOU PUT TOGETHER. 258 00:05:12,915 --> 00:05:14,875 THE SECRET IS TO KNOW 259 00:05:12,915 --> 00:05:14,875 WHAT YOUR GUESTS WANT, 260 00:05:14,917 --> 00:05:16,753 AND I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT. 261 00:05:16,795 --> 00:05:18,588 HEY, LUKE, 262 00:05:16,795 --> 00:05:18,588 QUICK LESSON. 263 00:05:18,630 --> 00:05:20,881 THIS IS A COASTER. 264 00:05:18,630 --> 00:05:20,881 IT PREVENTS RINGS. 265 00:05:20,923 --> 00:05:22,883 THANKS TO YOU 266 00:05:20,923 --> 00:05:22,883 AND YOUR DR PEPPER, 267 00:05:22,925 --> 00:05:25,804 MY TEAK END TABLE UPSTAIRS 268 00:05:22,925 --> 00:05:25,804 LOOKS LIKE THE OLYMPIC FLAG. 269 00:05:25,845 --> 00:05:27,054 THINK, LUKE. 270 00:05:27,096 --> 00:05:29,890 YES. THINK, LUKE. 271 00:05:32,935 --> 00:05:33,894 Did you get it? 272 00:05:33,936 --> 00:05:35,271 YEP. 273 00:05:35,313 --> 00:05:36,897 SWEET MEXICAN TREASURE. 274 00:05:36,939 --> 00:05:38,899 I WAS BORN IN FLORIDA, 275 00:05:36,939 --> 00:05:38,899 BUT THANK YOU. 276 00:05:38,941 --> 00:05:40,901 SO, YOU REALLY THINK 277 00:05:38,941 --> 00:05:40,901 YOU'RE GONNA BUY IT? 278 00:05:40,943 --> 00:05:41,902 I MEAN, 279 00:05:40,943 --> 00:05:41,902 IT MAKES SENSE. 280 00:05:41,944 --> 00:05:43,196 WE'RE KIND OF CRAMPED 281 00:05:41,944 --> 00:05:43,196 WHERE WE ARE. 282 00:05:43,237 --> 00:05:45,281 THERE SHE IS ... 283 00:05:43,237 --> 00:05:45,281 OUR LITTLE GENIUS. 284 00:05:45,323 --> 00:05:46,907 SHE JUST GOT ACCEPTED 285 00:05:45,323 --> 00:05:46,907 TO CALTECH. 286 00:05:46,949 --> 00:05:47,908 OH, THAT'S AMAZING! 287 00:05:46,949 --> 00:05:47,908 MM-HMM. 288 00:05:47,950 --> 00:05:49,703 IT'S NOT 289 00:05:47,950 --> 00:05:49,703 THAT BIG OF A DEAL. 290 00:05:49,744 --> 00:05:50,911 IT'S A HUGE DEAL! 291 00:05:50,953 --> 00:05:52,831 THAT SCHOOL PUMPS OUT 292 00:05:50,953 --> 00:05:52,831 NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS 293 00:05:52,871 --> 00:05:54,915 THE WAY MY SCHOOL 294 00:05:52,871 --> 00:05:54,915 PUMPED OUT STOMACHS. 295 00:05:54,957 --> 00:05:57,168 ENOUGH, MOM! 296 00:05:57,210 --> 00:05:59,920 UH... WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 297 00:05:59,962 --> 00:06:02,006 I DIDN'T MAKE A BIG ENOUGH FUSS 298 00:05:59,962 --> 00:06:02,006 ABOUT HER GETTING INTO CALTECH, 299 00:06:02,048 --> 00:06:03,924 AND NOW SHE'S MAKING ME PAY. 300 00:06:03,966 --> 00:06:05,844 WELL, IF THAT'S HER 301 00:06:03,966 --> 00:06:05,844 GIVING YOU A HARD TIME, 302 00:06:05,884 --> 00:06:08,095 I THINK YOU GOT OFF PRETTY EASY. 303 00:06:05,884 --> 00:06:08,095 WELL, THAT'S TRUE. 304 00:06:08,137 --> 00:06:10,181 THAT ONE NEVER REALLY 305 00:06:08,137 --> 00:06:10,181 WENT THROUGH A REBELLIOUS PHASE. 306 00:06:10,223 --> 00:06:12,141 REMEMBER HOW WILD WE WERE? 307 00:06:12,183 --> 00:06:14,101 OHH! 308 00:06:14,143 --> 00:06:15,436 WERE WE EVER! 309 00:06:16,479 --> 00:06:17,938 OHH. 310 00:06:17,980 --> 00:06:19,357 WERE WE EVER? 311 00:06:19,399 --> 00:06:20,650 NOT REALLY, NO. 312 00:06:20,692 --> 00:06:22,109 YOU HAD YOUR SUMMER 313 00:06:20,692 --> 00:06:22,109 OF THE RED AFRO, 314 00:06:22,151 --> 00:06:24,362 AND I DATED THE WHITEST 315 00:06:22,151 --> 00:06:24,362 PUERTO RICAN ON EARTH. 316 00:06:24,404 --> 00:06:26,239 OH, WAYNE. YEAH. 317 00:06:24,404 --> 00:06:26,239 YEAH. 318 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:28,115 HEY, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE 319 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:28,115 WE DIDN'T SEPARATE 320 00:06:28,157 --> 00:06:29,242 AND STRIKE OUT 321 00:06:28,157 --> 00:06:29,242 ON OUR OWN. 322 00:06:29,283 --> 00:06:30,951 YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT. 323 00:06:29,283 --> 00:06:30,951 AM I RIGHT? HUH? 324 00:06:30,993 --> 00:06:32,119 AHHHH. 325 00:06:32,161 --> 00:06:34,955 DAD BOUGHT ME MY HOUSE. 326 00:06:32,161 --> 00:06:34,955 OURS, TOO. 327 00:06:34,997 --> 00:06:36,332 HE LOANED US THE MONEY 328 00:06:34,997 --> 00:06:36,332 FOR THE DOWN PAYMENT. 329 00:06:36,374 --> 00:06:38,376 WE NEVER PAID HIM BACK. 330 00:06:36,374 --> 00:06:38,376 I'VE ALWAYS FELT SO GUILTY. 331 00:06:38,418 --> 00:06:40,795 YOU KNOW, HE GAVE US 332 00:06:38,418 --> 00:06:40,795 OUR DOWN PAYMENT, TOO. 333 00:06:40,837 --> 00:06:42,380 ARE YOU SURE 334 00:06:40,837 --> 00:06:42,380 THAT WASN'T A GIFT? 335 00:06:42,422 --> 00:06:44,340 WELL, I NEVER OFFERED 336 00:06:42,422 --> 00:06:44,340 TO PAY HIM BACK. I DON'T KNOW. 337 00:06:44,382 --> 00:06:45,884 AND THEN HE JUST GAVE ME 338 00:06:44,382 --> 00:06:45,884 THIS BONUS AT WORK. 339 00:06:45,924 --> 00:06:47,427 OY. WHAT HE MUST 340 00:06:45,924 --> 00:06:47,427 THINK OF ME. 341 00:06:47,468 --> 00:06:49,387 IT'S SO LONG AGO NOW. 342 00:06:49,429 --> 00:06:50,971 WELL, STILL. 343 00:06:51,013 --> 00:06:53,391 I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD OFFER 344 00:06:51,013 --> 00:06:53,391 TO PAY HIM BACK. 345 00:06:53,433 --> 00:06:55,184 WHAT ... NO. N-NO. 346 00:06:53,433 --> 00:06:55,184 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, CLAIRE. 347 00:06:55,226 --> 00:06:56,895 BECAUSE THEN I'M GONNA 348 00:06:55,226 --> 00:06:56,895 HAVE TO PAY HIM BACK, 349 00:06:56,935 --> 00:06:58,354 AND I'LL BE STUCK 350 00:06:56,935 --> 00:06:58,354 IN THE SAME SHOE BOX 351 00:06:58,396 --> 00:06:59,689 HE BOUGHT ME LAST TIME. 352 00:06:59,731 --> 00:07:01,190 MITCHELL, 353 00:06:59,731 --> 00:07:01,190 HE'S NOT GOING TO ACCEPT IT. 354 00:07:01,232 --> 00:07:02,692 IT'S JUST A GESTURE. 355 00:07:02,734 --> 00:07:05,027 WE DO IT 356 00:07:02,734 --> 00:07:05,027 SO WE FEEL MORE INDEPENDENT. 357 00:07:05,069 --> 00:07:06,404 JUST DO IT. 358 00:07:06,446 --> 00:07:07,488 DO IT! 359 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:08,823 DO WHAT? 360 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:08,823 OH, NOTHING. 361 00:07:08,865 --> 00:07:09,990 YOU'RE BUSY. 362 00:07:08,865 --> 00:07:09,990 NOT REALLY. 363 00:07:10,032 --> 00:07:11,992 PHIL'S TINKERING 364 00:07:10,032 --> 00:07:11,992 WITH THE NEW GRILL, 365 00:07:12,034 --> 00:07:13,620 SO YOU BETTER COLLECT 366 00:07:12,034 --> 00:07:13,620 SOME OLD PHOTOGRAPHS 367 00:07:12,034 --> 00:07:13,620 FOR THE MEMORIAL. 368 00:07:13,661 --> 00:07:15,162 OH. 369 00:07:13,661 --> 00:07:15,162 DO WHAT? 370 00:07:15,204 --> 00:07:16,623 UH... 371 00:07:16,664 --> 00:07:19,041 WELL, UM, YOU PROBABLY 372 00:07:16,664 --> 00:07:19,041 DON'T REMEMBER THIS. 373 00:07:19,083 --> 00:07:20,794 BUT, UH, 374 00:07:19,083 --> 00:07:20,794 A WHILE BACK, 375 00:07:20,835 --> 00:07:23,421 YOU GAVE US SOME MONEY 376 00:07:20,835 --> 00:07:23,421 FOR A DOWN PAYMENT. 377 00:07:23,463 --> 00:07:26,006 VERY GENEROUSLY, 378 00:07:23,463 --> 00:07:26,006 I MIGHT ADD. YES. 379 00:07:26,048 --> 00:07:28,301 AND NOT JUST 380 00:07:26,048 --> 00:07:28,301 'CAUSE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY... 381 00:07:26,048 --> 00:07:28,301 THAT'S RIGHT. 382 00:07:28,342 --> 00:07:31,011 BUT WE WANTED 383 00:07:28,342 --> 00:07:31,011 TO AT LEAST MAKE THE OFFER 384 00:07:31,053 --> 00:07:34,808 TO PAY... YOU... BACK. 385 00:07:34,849 --> 00:07:36,810 MITCHELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 386 00:07:34,849 --> 00:07:36,810 I CAN'T CASH THIS. 387 00:07:36,851 --> 00:07:38,102 NOW, DAD, I ... 388 00:07:38,144 --> 00:07:39,896 YOU GOT TO SIGN IT 389 00:07:38,144 --> 00:07:39,896 FIRST. 390 00:07:39,938 --> 00:07:41,522 OKAY, UH, IN THAT CASE, 391 00:07:41,564 --> 00:07:44,024 I'M GONNA NEED TO GET 392 00:07:41,564 --> 00:07:44,024 THE PEN BACK FROM ... CLAIRE! 393 00:07:44,066 --> 00:07:45,025 GOT ONE RIGHT HERE. 394 00:07:44,066 --> 00:07:45,025 OH. OKAY. 395 00:07:48,696 --> 00:07:51,115 HEY, YOU. 396 00:07:51,157 --> 00:07:52,533 OH. HEY. 397 00:07:52,575 --> 00:07:54,327 I DIDN'T EXPECT 398 00:07:52,575 --> 00:07:54,327 TO SEE YOU HERE TODAY. 399 00:07:54,368 --> 00:07:56,036 HOW YOU FEELING? 400 00:07:56,078 --> 00:07:58,205 BETTER. TURNS OUT YOU DON'T 401 00:07:56,078 --> 00:07:58,205 EVEN NEED AN APPENDIX. 402 00:07:58,247 --> 00:07:59,916 I DON'T EVEN MISS IT 403 00:07:58,247 --> 00:07:59,916 ANYMORE. 404 00:07:59,958 --> 00:08:01,668 IT'S LIKE CIRCUIT CITY. 405 00:08:01,709 --> 00:08:04,838 ANYWAY, I'VE BEEN WANTING 406 00:08:01,709 --> 00:08:04,838 TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 407 00:08:04,879 --> 00:08:06,046 THIS HOUSE IS FANTASTIC. 408 00:08:06,088 --> 00:08:08,048 I SHOULD HAVE GONE INTO 409 00:08:06,088 --> 00:08:08,048 THE CLOSET BUSINESS. 410 00:08:08,090 --> 00:08:09,467 RIGHT? 411 00:08:09,509 --> 00:08:11,427 I'M GIVING HIM A TOUR. 412 00:08:09,509 --> 00:08:11,427 ANDY, THIS IS WILL. 413 00:08:11,469 --> 00:08:13,137 HI. 414 00:08:11,469 --> 00:08:13,137 NICE TO MEET YOU. 415 00:08:15,264 --> 00:08:16,432 I'M SORRY. 416 00:08:15,264 --> 00:08:16,432 I HAVE TO TAKE THIS. 417 00:08:16,474 --> 00:08:18,017 IT'S THE HOSPITAL. 418 00:08:19,185 --> 00:08:21,061 HE'S A DOCTOR. 419 00:08:21,103 --> 00:08:23,063 I MET HIM THE SAME DAY I CAME 420 00:08:21,103 --> 00:08:23,063 TO VISIT YOU IN THE HOSPITAL. 421 00:08:23,105 --> 00:08:24,064 ISN'T THAT FUNNY? 422 00:08:25,817 --> 00:08:27,067 SUPER-FUNNY. 423 00:08:27,109 --> 00:08:29,028 SO, WAIT. WHAT DID YOU WANT 424 00:08:27,109 --> 00:08:29,028 TO TALK TO ME ABOUT? 425 00:08:30,112 --> 00:08:31,322 OHHH... 426 00:08:31,364 --> 00:08:33,700 JUST THAT 427 00:08:31,364 --> 00:08:33,700 THIS LITTLE HECK-RAISER 428 00:08:33,741 --> 00:08:36,076 NEEDS TO TAKE A NAP, 429 00:08:33,741 --> 00:08:36,076 BUT HE'S BEEN FIGHTING IT. 430 00:08:36,118 --> 00:08:39,079 OH, I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 431 00:08:36,118 --> 00:08:39,079 LUKE HAD THE SAME PROBLEM. 432 00:08:39,121 --> 00:08:41,582 I'M SO TIRED. 433 00:08:41,624 --> 00:08:43,125 LET'S GO TO BED. 434 00:08:43,167 --> 00:08:44,961 BOTH OF US? 435 00:08:43,167 --> 00:08:44,961 MM. 436 00:08:45,003 --> 00:08:46,253 TOGETHER? ME TOO? 437 00:08:46,295 --> 00:08:50,090 YES, BECAUSE WE ARE SLEEPY 438 00:08:46,295 --> 00:08:50,090 AND IT'S NAP TIME! 439 00:08:50,132 --> 00:08:52,301 NOW WAIT. 440 00:08:50,132 --> 00:08:52,301 HE'LL CLIMB IN BED WITH US. 441 00:08:52,343 --> 00:08:54,888 JUST GIVE HIM A MINUTE. 442 00:08:54,929 --> 00:08:56,096 OKAY. 443 00:08:56,138 --> 00:08:58,098 SINCE WE'RE 444 00:08:56,138 --> 00:08:58,098 JUST LYING HERE... 445 00:08:58,140 --> 00:08:59,976 MM-HMM. 446 00:08:58,140 --> 00:08:59,976 DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU ... 447 00:09:00,018 --> 00:09:01,561 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 448 00:09:01,602 --> 00:09:03,103 OH! GOSH! 449 00:09:01,602 --> 00:09:03,103 OH, GOSH. 450 00:09:03,145 --> 00:09:04,689 YOU'RE GONE 451 00:09:03,145 --> 00:09:04,689 FOR TWO MINUTES, 452 00:09:04,731 --> 00:09:06,273 YOU COME BACK AND FIND US 453 00:09:04,731 --> 00:09:06,273 IN THE BIG-BOY BED. 454 00:09:06,315 --> 00:09:07,942 I CAN ONLY IMAGINE 455 00:09:06,315 --> 00:09:07,942 WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 456 00:09:07,984 --> 00:09:10,277 THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO GET 457 00:09:07,984 --> 00:09:10,277 THIS LITTLE KID TO TAKE A NAP? 458 00:09:10,319 --> 00:09:12,739 HOW SMART IS HE? 459 00:09:12,780 --> 00:09:14,114 SAY SOMETHING MEDICAL. 460 00:09:14,156 --> 00:09:15,115 20cc ... STAT. 461 00:09:16,826 --> 00:09:19,119 I DON'T UNDERSTAND A WORD, 462 00:09:16,826 --> 00:09:19,119 BUT IT GETS ME GOING. 463 00:09:21,247 --> 00:09:23,917 I MEAN, WHAT KIND 464 00:09:21,247 --> 00:09:23,917 OF STORE POLICY IS THAT? 465 00:09:23,958 --> 00:09:26,544 I-I CAN'T RETURN A COAT 466 00:09:23,958 --> 00:09:26,544 THAT I PUT ON ONE TIME AT HOME? 467 00:09:26,586 --> 00:09:28,295 GETTING OUT 468 00:09:26,586 --> 00:09:28,295 OF THE SHOWER. 469 00:09:28,337 --> 00:09:30,006 YEAH, YOU DIDN'T HELP 470 00:09:28,337 --> 00:09:30,006 BY POINTING THAT OUT. 471 00:09:30,048 --> 00:09:31,424 WHAT ARE YOU 472 00:09:30,048 --> 00:09:31,424 GONNA TELL DADDY? 473 00:09:31,465 --> 00:09:33,342 WELL, I GUESS I'M JUST GONNA 474 00:09:31,465 --> 00:09:33,342 TELL HIM I MADE A MISTAKE. 475 00:09:33,384 --> 00:09:34,719 YOU KNOW, 476 00:09:33,384 --> 00:09:34,719 LIKE I SAY, SWEETIE, 477 00:09:34,761 --> 00:09:37,597 HONESTY IS ALWAYS 478 00:09:34,761 --> 00:09:37,597 THE BEST POLICY. 479 00:09:37,638 --> 00:09:39,139 UNLESS... 480 00:09:39,181 --> 00:09:42,018 AND STAY WITH ME HERE... 481 00:09:39,181 --> 00:09:42,018 WHERE WOULD I GO? 482 00:09:42,060 --> 00:09:43,937 I CONVINCE YOUR DADDY TO WAIT 483 00:09:42,060 --> 00:09:43,937 ON THE APARTMENT UPSTAIRS 484 00:09:43,978 --> 00:09:46,146 UNTIL I HAVE ENOUGH TIME 485 00:09:43,978 --> 00:09:46,146 TO SELL YOUR COAT, 486 00:09:46,188 --> 00:09:48,858 AND, IF NEED BE, 487 00:09:46,188 --> 00:09:48,858 EVEN SELL MINE. 488 00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:53,195 THANKS FOR SELLING MINE FIRST, 489 00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:53,195 DR. CHICAGO. 490 00:09:53,237 --> 00:09:55,031 IF I'M READING THIS 491 00:09:53,237 --> 00:09:55,031 PROPERLY, 492 00:09:55,073 --> 00:09:57,033 I'M SUPPOSED TO 493 00:09:55,073 --> 00:09:57,033 PUT A LIME IN YOUR MOUTH, 494 00:09:57,075 --> 00:09:58,242 SALT ON YOUR STOMACH, 495 00:09:58,284 --> 00:10:00,411 AND DRINK IT 496 00:09:58,284 --> 00:10:00,411 OUT OF YOUR BELLYBUTTON. 497 00:10:00,453 --> 00:10:01,662 YOU WISH. 498 00:10:04,624 --> 00:10:06,876 THAT'LL GET YOU THERE. 499 00:10:09,712 --> 00:10:11,171 OH. 500 00:10:09,712 --> 00:10:11,171 WHOA, NELLY. 501 00:10:12,590 --> 00:10:14,759 HEY, PACE YOURSELF! 502 00:10:12,590 --> 00:10:14,759 THIS STUFF IS STRONG. 503 00:10:14,801 --> 00:10:16,552 I'LL KNOW 504 00:10:14,801 --> 00:10:16,552 WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH. 505 00:10:16,594 --> 00:10:18,554 OH, HEY. 506 00:10:16,594 --> 00:10:18,554 I GOT IT LIT. 507 00:10:18,596 --> 00:10:20,347 I COULD FEEL IT 508 00:10:18,596 --> 00:10:20,347 INSIDE THE HOUSE. 509 00:10:20,389 --> 00:10:21,849 THEY'RE GONNA NEED 510 00:10:20,389 --> 00:10:21,849 DENTAL RECORDS 511 00:10:21,891 --> 00:10:23,183 TO IDENTIFY 512 00:10:21,891 --> 00:10:23,183 THOSE CHICKENS. 513 00:10:23,225 --> 00:10:24,351 YOU'LL BE SINGING 514 00:10:23,225 --> 00:10:24,351 A DIFFERENT TUNE 515 00:10:24,393 --> 00:10:26,186 ONCE I POP ON 516 00:10:24,393 --> 00:10:26,186 THE ROTISSERIE FEATURE. 517 00:10:26,228 --> 00:10:30,108 GET READY FOR THESE BIRDS 518 00:10:26,228 --> 00:10:30,108 AND YOUR HEAD TO SPIN. 519 00:10:31,233 --> 00:10:32,693 THAT'S MOVING 520 00:10:31,233 --> 00:10:32,693 PRETTY FAST. 521 00:10:32,735 --> 00:10:34,194 SIMPLE ADJUSTMENT. 522 00:10:34,236 --> 00:10:35,863 OH. THAT SEEMS TO HAVE... 523 00:10:34,236 --> 00:10:35,863 SPED IT UP. 524 00:10:35,905 --> 00:10:38,616 H-HOW ABOUT YOU SKIM DINNER 525 00:10:35,905 --> 00:10:38,616 OUT OF MY POOL? 526 00:10:38,658 --> 00:10:40,200 I'LL GET 527 00:10:38,658 --> 00:10:40,200 MY OLD GRILL OUT. 528 00:10:40,242 --> 00:10:41,995 WHY IS THIS 529 00:10:40,242 --> 00:10:41,995 EVEN A SETTING? 530 00:10:42,036 --> 00:10:43,370 OH, HEY! 531 00:10:43,412 --> 00:10:45,205 HEY, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO, 532 00:10:43,412 --> 00:10:45,205 YOU COWARD? 533 00:10:45,247 --> 00:10:46,791 OH, WHAT ... JUST 'CAUSE 534 00:10:45,247 --> 00:10:46,791 DAD TOOK YOUR MONEY BACK, 535 00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:48,250 I'M SUPPOSED TO GIVE HIM 536 00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:48,250 ALL MINE, TOO? 537 00:10:48,292 --> 00:10:50,210 YES, YES. BECAUSE IT WAS 538 00:10:48,292 --> 00:10:50,210 YOUR STUPID IDEA. OKAY? 539 00:10:50,252 --> 00:10:53,213 OH, MY GOD. HOW AM I 540 00:10:50,252 --> 00:10:53,213 GONNA TELL CAM I GAVE AWAY 541 00:10:50,252 --> 00:10:53,213 HIS ENTIRE INHERITANCE? 542 00:10:53,255 --> 00:10:54,799 I DON'T KNOW. 543 00:10:54,841 --> 00:10:57,217 OH, HEY! IS THERE 544 00:10:54,841 --> 00:10:57,217 A FUTURE DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE? 545 00:10:57,259 --> 00:10:58,928 YEAH, I THINK HE'S UPSTAIRS, 546 00:10:57,259 --> 00:10:58,928 FEELING UP HALEY. 547 00:10:58,970 --> 00:11:01,597 NO ... 548 00:10:58,970 --> 00:11:01,597 YOU, ALEX EINSTEIN. 549 00:11:01,639 --> 00:11:03,933 WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING, 550 00:11:01,639 --> 00:11:03,933 PLEASE STOP. 551 00:11:03,975 --> 00:11:05,810 SHE'S STILL MAD. 552 00:11:03,975 --> 00:11:05,810 YEAH, SO AM I. 553 00:11:05,852 --> 00:11:07,645 IT'S NOT FAIR, OKAY? 554 00:11:07,687 --> 00:11:09,814 DAD GAVE YOU THE SAME AMOUNT 555 00:11:07,687 --> 00:11:09,814 OF MONEY FOR YOUR DOWN PAYMENT. 556 00:11:09,856 --> 00:11:12,232 WHAT? 557 00:11:09,856 --> 00:11:12,232 JAY LOANED US THAT MONEY? 558 00:11:12,274 --> 00:11:13,860 OH, MY GOD. YOU DON'T KNOW. 559 00:11:12,274 --> 00:11:13,860 YES. YES. 560 00:11:13,901 --> 00:11:16,029 MAKES YOU WONDER 561 00:11:13,901 --> 00:11:16,029 WHAT ELSE SHE'S LIED ABOUT, HUH? 562 00:11:16,070 --> 00:11:17,321 WAIT ... I'VE OWED JAY MONEY 563 00:11:16,070 --> 00:11:17,321 FOR 20 YEARS, 564 00:11:17,363 --> 00:11:18,739 AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME? 565 00:11:18,781 --> 00:11:20,240 I DIDN'T THINK 566 00:11:18,781 --> 00:11:20,240 YOU'D WANT TO TAKE IT. 567 00:11:20,282 --> 00:11:21,659 I FINALLY UNDERSTAND 568 00:11:20,282 --> 00:11:21,659 THE INVISIBLE WALL 569 00:11:21,701 --> 00:11:23,410 THAT'S BEEN BETWEEN JAY AND ME 570 00:11:21,701 --> 00:11:23,410 ALL THIS TIME. 571 00:11:23,452 --> 00:11:25,621 THIS IS WHY WE'RE NOT LAUGHING 572 00:11:23,452 --> 00:11:25,621 ABOUT THAT CRAZY GRILL, 573 00:11:25,663 --> 00:11:27,540 TAKING AN AWESOME SELFIE 574 00:11:25,663 --> 00:11:27,540 WITH IT, 575 00:11:27,581 --> 00:11:29,083 POSTING IT ON INSTAGRAM, 576 00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:30,626 SENDING HILARIOUS E-MAILS 577 00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:30,626 BACK AND FORTH! 578 00:11:30,668 --> 00:11:31,878 "REMEMBER 579 00:11:30,668 --> 00:11:31,878 WHEN THE GRILL WENT NUTS?" 580 00:11:31,919 --> 00:11:33,253 "OH, YEAH. 581 00:11:31,919 --> 00:11:33,253 THAT WAS HILARIOUS." 582 00:11:33,295 --> 00:11:34,839 "YOU'RE HILARIOUS." 583 00:11:34,881 --> 00:11:35,756 SO WHAT, HE'S A DOCTOR? 584 00:11:35,798 --> 00:11:36,841 I COULD BE A DOCTOR. 585 00:11:36,883 --> 00:11:38,258 I STILL HAVE 586 00:11:36,883 --> 00:11:38,258 THE WHITE COAT 587 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:40,260 FROM WHEN I WORKED 588 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:40,260 AT THE CLINIQUE COUNTER. 589 00:11:40,302 --> 00:11:42,262 HEY. SO, GLORIA SAYS 590 00:11:40,302 --> 00:11:42,262 IT'S JOE'S BATH TIME. 591 00:11:42,304 --> 00:11:44,640 HE JUST HAD ONE. 592 00:11:42,304 --> 00:11:44,640 WHAT'S WITH THE ROBE, HEF? 593 00:11:44,682 --> 00:11:46,893 I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS, 594 00:11:44,682 --> 00:11:46,893 BUT I TOOK OFF MY SHIRT 595 00:11:46,934 --> 00:11:48,769 TO PROTECT IT 596 00:11:46,934 --> 00:11:48,769 FROM SPLASH GORDON OVER HERE. 597 00:11:48,811 --> 00:11:50,270 ADORBS. 598 00:11:50,312 --> 00:11:51,731 CAN YOU GRAB ME 599 00:11:50,312 --> 00:11:51,731 THAT JUICE BOX? 600 00:11:51,772 --> 00:11:53,900 YEAH, SURE. 601 00:11:53,941 --> 00:11:55,860 ANYWAY... 602 00:11:55,902 --> 00:11:57,653 LIKE I WAS SAYING BEFORE, 603 00:11:57,695 --> 00:12:00,073 REMEMBER HOW, 604 00:11:57,695 --> 00:12:00,073 WHEN I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL ... 605 00:12:00,114 --> 00:12:01,199 OH, NO! 606 00:12:01,239 --> 00:12:03,283 OH, MAN, 607 00:12:01,239 --> 00:12:03,283 THIS IS GONNA STAIN! 608 00:12:03,325 --> 00:12:04,952 I NEED TO TAKE IT OFF 609 00:12:03,325 --> 00:12:04,952 AND SOAK IT. 610 00:12:04,994 --> 00:12:06,328 UH, UH... 611 00:12:06,370 --> 00:12:07,914 YOU COULD PUT ON MY SHIRT. 612 00:12:06,370 --> 00:12:07,914 IT'S HANGING RIGHT THERE. 613 00:12:07,955 --> 00:12:09,373 OH, THANKS. 614 00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:14,170 IT'S A LITTLE BOXY. 615 00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:14,170 DO YOU HAVE A CHUNKY BELT? 616 00:12:14,212 --> 00:12:15,713 UH... YEAH, I GUESS. 617 00:12:15,755 --> 00:12:18,007 I'M KIDDING. 618 00:12:18,049 --> 00:12:20,300 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GONNA BE 619 00:12:18,049 --> 00:12:20,300 WEARING THIS FOR LONG ANYWAYS. 620 00:12:20,342 --> 00:12:21,969 WOW. THIS LOOKS BAD. 621 00:12:22,011 --> 00:12:23,303 AND THIS LOOKS 622 00:12:22,011 --> 00:12:23,303 EVEN WORSE. 623 00:12:23,345 --> 00:12:25,389 BUT THERE'S 624 00:12:23,345 --> 00:12:25,389 A PERFECTLY GOOD EXPLANATION. 625 00:12:25,431 --> 00:12:27,683 HEY, BABE. YOU SPILL SOMETHING 626 00:12:25,431 --> 00:12:27,683 ON YOUR DRESS? 627 00:12:27,725 --> 00:12:29,309 REALLY? 628 00:12:27,725 --> 00:12:29,309 THAT WAS YOUR FIRST GUESS? 629 00:12:29,351 --> 00:12:31,311 YEAH, I WAS GIVING ANDY 630 00:12:29,351 --> 00:12:31,311 A JUICE BOX. 631 00:12:31,353 --> 00:12:33,313 MM. NOT TO DRINK ... 632 00:12:31,353 --> 00:12:33,313 BECAUSE I'M A MAN. 633 00:12:33,355 --> 00:12:34,774 OKAY, SO, 634 00:12:33,355 --> 00:12:34,774 I'M GONNA GO GET A DRESS 635 00:12:34,815 --> 00:12:36,316 AND SOME SHOES 636 00:12:34,815 --> 00:12:36,316 FROM GLORIA'S CLOSET. 637 00:12:36,358 --> 00:12:37,317 WHAT HAPPENED 638 00:12:36,358 --> 00:12:37,317 TO YOUR SHOES? 639 00:12:37,359 --> 00:12:38,402 NOTHING. 640 00:12:40,780 --> 00:12:42,115 OKAY. 641 00:12:42,156 --> 00:12:43,616 I'VE BEEN WATCHING 642 00:12:42,156 --> 00:12:43,616 THE TWO OF YOU, 643 00:12:43,657 --> 00:12:45,325 AND IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS. 644 00:12:45,367 --> 00:12:46,619 FINALLY. 645 00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:48,328 YOU KNOW 646 00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:48,328 HOW TO MAKE HER LAUGH. 647 00:12:48,370 --> 00:12:49,914 ANYWAY, I GOT HALEY 648 00:12:48,370 --> 00:12:49,914 A LITTLE GIFT, 649 00:12:49,956 --> 00:12:51,331 AND I WANT TO WRITE 650 00:12:49,956 --> 00:12:51,331 SOMETHING CUTE ON THE CARD. 651 00:12:51,373 --> 00:12:53,126 I THOUGHT YOU COULD HELP ME, 652 00:12:51,373 --> 00:12:53,126 BECAUSE ... 653 00:12:53,167 --> 00:12:55,335 BECAUSE 654 00:12:53,167 --> 00:12:55,335 YOU'RE NOT GOOD WITH WORDS. 655 00:12:55,377 --> 00:12:56,503 WELL, I'M A DOCTOR. 656 00:12:56,545 --> 00:12:58,338 I CAN'T ADMIT 657 00:12:56,545 --> 00:12:58,338 I'M NOT GOOD AT SOMETHING. 658 00:12:58,380 --> 00:12:59,715 BUT... PLEASE? 659 00:12:59,757 --> 00:13:00,925 YEAH. 660 00:13:00,967 --> 00:13:02,009 FINE. 661 00:13:04,053 --> 00:13:06,555 JUST... 662 00:13:04,053 --> 00:13:06,555 WRITE HOW YOU FEEL. 663 00:13:06,597 --> 00:13:08,724 SOMETHING LIKE... 664 00:13:08,766 --> 00:13:11,351 "DEAR HALEY, 665 00:13:08,766 --> 00:13:11,351 I KNOW HOW EYES WORK, 666 00:13:11,393 --> 00:13:14,814 BUT I NEVER KNEW 667 00:13:11,393 --> 00:13:14,814 HOW THEY SPARKLED UNTIL I ..." 668 00:13:14,855 --> 00:13:16,523 THAT COULD BE 669 00:13:14,855 --> 00:13:16,523 MACULAR DEGENERATION. 670 00:13:16,565 --> 00:13:18,151 JUST WRITE. 671 00:13:19,317 --> 00:13:21,237 WE NEED TO SOBER UP. 672 00:13:21,279 --> 00:13:24,157 RIGHT AFTER I CALL 673 00:13:21,279 --> 00:13:24,157 AN EX-GIRLFRIEND. 674 00:13:24,198 --> 00:13:25,992 I THINK I STILL LOVE HER. 675 00:13:26,033 --> 00:13:27,618 HEY. SORRY WE'RE LATE. 676 00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:29,162 HEY. NO, THAT'S FINE. 677 00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:29,162 NO WORRIES. 678 00:13:29,203 --> 00:13:30,579 UM, SO, LISTEN, 679 00:13:29,203 --> 00:13:30,579 MY STUPID SISTER ... 680 00:13:30,621 --> 00:13:32,372 LOOK, I DON'T WANT 681 00:13:30,621 --> 00:13:32,372 THAT APARTMENT ANYMORE. 682 00:13:32,414 --> 00:13:33,833 OH, ME NEITHER. 683 00:13:32,414 --> 00:13:33,833 YEAH, IT'S JUST THAT ... 684 00:13:33,874 --> 00:13:35,417 WELL, I THOUGHT 685 00:13:33,874 --> 00:13:35,417 YOU HAD YOUR HEART SET ON IT. 686 00:13:35,459 --> 00:13:37,086 I DID, BUT THEN YOU MADE 687 00:13:35,459 --> 00:13:37,086 SUCH A COMPELLING CASE. 688 00:13:37,128 --> 00:13:39,172 HEY, MITCH, I GOT TO TELL YOU, 689 00:13:37,128 --> 00:13:39,172 I WAS REALLY IMPRESSED 690 00:13:39,213 --> 00:13:40,673 WITH YOU 691 00:13:39,213 --> 00:13:40,673 PAYING BACK THAT LOAN. 692 00:13:40,714 --> 00:13:42,300 I'M SORRY. 693 00:13:40,714 --> 00:13:42,300 WHAT? EXCUSE ME? 694 00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:44,010 I'M SORRY. 695 00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:44,010 I SHOULD BE THANKING YOU, TOO. 696 00:13:44,051 --> 00:13:46,053 I FORGOT ABOUT THAT DOWN PAYMENT 697 00:13:44,051 --> 00:13:46,053 I HELPED YOU GUYS WITH. 698 00:13:46,095 --> 00:13:47,387 IT WAS SO LONG AGO. 699 00:13:47,429 --> 00:13:48,388 ANYWAY, YEAH. 700 00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:50,390 NICE BIRTHDAY SURPRISE. 701 00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:50,390 YEAH. 702 00:13:50,432 --> 00:13:52,226 YOU GAVE HIM MY MONEY, 703 00:13:50,432 --> 00:13:52,226 DIDN'T YOU? 704 00:13:52,268 --> 00:13:53,393 YOUR MONEY? I THOUGHT 705 00:13:52,268 --> 00:13:53,393 YOU SAID IT WAS OUR MONEY. 706 00:13:53,435 --> 00:13:54,770 WHY WOULD IT BE 707 00:13:53,435 --> 00:13:54,770 OUR MONEY? 708 00:13:54,812 --> 00:13:55,980 YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW 709 00:13:54,812 --> 00:13:55,980 MY UNCLE REMUS. 710 00:13:56,022 --> 00:13:57,397 WASN'T IT CYRUS? 711 00:13:57,439 --> 00:13:58,649 I THINK I WOULD KNOW 712 00:13:57,439 --> 00:13:58,649 THE NAME OF THE SAINT 713 00:13:58,691 --> 00:13:59,775 THAT PRACTICALLY RAISED ME. 714 00:13:59,817 --> 00:14:01,401 HMM. 715 00:14:01,443 --> 00:14:02,987 I FORGOT TO GIVE GRANDPA 716 00:14:01,443 --> 00:14:02,987 HIS BIRTHDAY CROWN. 717 00:14:03,029 --> 00:14:04,404 WAIT A MINUTE. 718 00:14:03,029 --> 00:14:04,404 WHAT'S THIS? 719 00:14:04,446 --> 00:14:06,406 UH... 720 00:14:04,446 --> 00:14:06,406 DOES LILY HAVE A FUR? 721 00:14:06,448 --> 00:14:07,407 OH, BOY. 722 00:14:07,449 --> 00:14:08,408 YEAH, UH, LET'S SEE. 723 00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:10,077 OH, IT'S FROM SCHWARTZMAN'S, 724 00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:10,077 HUH? 725 00:14:10,119 --> 00:14:11,495 THE SAME STORE 726 00:14:10,119 --> 00:14:11,495 THAT YOU AND LILY 727 00:14:11,537 --> 00:14:13,497 JUST LOVE TO BROWSE IN 728 00:14:11,537 --> 00:14:13,497 EVERY SUNDAY AFTER BRUNCH. 729 00:14:13,539 --> 00:14:17,293 WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW, 730 00:14:13,539 --> 00:14:17,293 IT WAS A SURPRISE GIFT FOR YOU. 731 00:14:17,335 --> 00:14:19,419 NOW IT'S GOING BACK, 732 00:14:17,335 --> 00:14:19,419 BECAUSE YOU'RE A THIEF. 733 00:14:19,461 --> 00:14:20,838 OH, WELL, THEN, 734 00:14:19,461 --> 00:14:20,838 I WANT TO TRY IT ON. 735 00:14:19,461 --> 00:14:20,838 NO! 736 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,422 I WANT TO TRY IT ON. 737 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,422 YOU'LL JUST GET ATTACHED. 738 00:14:22,464 --> 00:14:23,841 WELL, IT'S A PRESENT FOR ME, 739 00:14:22,464 --> 00:14:23,841 SO I SHOULD BE ABLE 740 00:14:23,883 --> 00:14:25,926 TO HAVE A FITTING 741 00:14:23,883 --> 00:14:25,926 OF SOME SORT. 742 00:14:25,968 --> 00:14:27,427 OF COURSE 743 00:14:25,968 --> 00:14:27,427 IT NEEDS ALTERING. 744 00:14:27,469 --> 00:14:29,138 SINCE WHEN DO YOU WEAR 745 00:14:27,469 --> 00:14:29,138 RIGHT OFF THE RACK? 746 00:14:31,473 --> 00:14:33,100 OH. 747 00:14:33,142 --> 00:14:35,936 I'M JUST NOT COMFORTABLE 748 00:14:33,142 --> 00:14:35,936 WITH VESUVIUS OVER THERE. 749 00:14:35,978 --> 00:14:37,437 I HOPE YOU CAN GET 750 00:14:35,978 --> 00:14:37,437 YOUR MONEY BACK. 751 00:14:37,479 --> 00:14:39,148 "MONEY BACK" ... 752 00:14:37,479 --> 00:14:39,148 THERE IT IS. 753 00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:40,941 HUH? 754 00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:40,941 THERE'S A SHADOW 755 00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:40,941 THAT'S BEEN CAST 756 00:14:40,983 --> 00:14:42,902 OVER THIS RELATIONSHIP 757 00:14:40,983 --> 00:14:42,902 FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW. 758 00:14:42,943 --> 00:14:44,611 IS THIS ABOUT THAT TIME 759 00:14:42,943 --> 00:14:44,611 YOU WERE SLEEPWALKING 760 00:14:44,653 --> 00:14:46,613 AND CAME IN MY TENT 761 00:14:44,653 --> 00:14:46,613 AND KISSED MY NECK? 762 00:14:46,655 --> 00:14:49,449 SOMNAMOROUSNESS ... THE CONDITION 763 00:14:46,655 --> 00:14:49,449 NO ONE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT. 764 00:14:49,491 --> 00:14:51,035 YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT. 765 00:14:51,077 --> 00:14:52,452 THIS IS ACTUALLY 766 00:14:51,077 --> 00:14:52,452 MUCH MORE EMBARRASSING. 767 00:14:52,494 --> 00:14:55,831 I JUST FOUND OUT YOU LENT US 768 00:14:52,494 --> 00:14:55,831 MONEY FOR OUR DOWN PAYMENT. 769 00:14:55,873 --> 00:14:56,874 SO... 770 00:14:56,916 --> 00:14:57,875 HERE. 771 00:14:57,917 --> 00:15:00,460 PAID BACK IN FULL. 772 00:15:00,502 --> 00:15:02,296 PHIL, IS THIS 773 00:15:00,502 --> 00:15:02,296 BECAUSE MITCHELL ... 774 00:15:02,338 --> 00:15:04,464 NO. THIS IS FOR ME ... 775 00:15:02,338 --> 00:15:04,464 FOR US. 776 00:15:04,506 --> 00:15:07,676 AND THOUGH IT MAY BE 777 00:15:04,506 --> 00:15:07,676 LONG OVERDUE, THANK YOU. 778 00:15:07,718 --> 00:15:09,387 YOU'RE WELCOME. 779 00:15:11,513 --> 00:15:13,473 PROBABLY SEEMS AWKWARD, 780 00:15:11,513 --> 00:15:13,473 BUT... 781 00:15:13,515 --> 00:15:14,474 IT'S HAPPENING. 782 00:15:14,516 --> 00:15:16,476 COULD YOU THROW THAT APRON 783 00:15:14,516 --> 00:15:16,476 ON ME? 784 00:15:23,109 --> 00:15:24,484 YOU'RE NOT SLEEPING AGAIN? 785 00:15:23,109 --> 00:15:24,484 OH. 786 00:15:29,156 --> 00:15:30,950 MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE 787 00:15:29,156 --> 00:15:30,950 ANOTHER POT OF COFFEE. 788 00:15:30,991 --> 00:15:33,493 THAT'S A WEIRD WORD, HUH? 789 00:15:30,991 --> 00:15:33,493 COFFEE. COFFEE. COFFEE. 790 00:15:33,535 --> 00:15:34,745 AMATEUR. 791 00:15:34,787 --> 00:15:36,538 DOCTOR! I NEED YOUR HELP. 792 00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:39,792 I'VE BEEN DRINKING THIS TEQUILA, 793 00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:39,792 AND I CANNOT FIND THE WORM. 794 00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:41,001 I THINK 795 00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:41,001 I JUST SWALLOW IT. 796 00:15:41,043 --> 00:15:42,669 THAT'S VERY SERIOUS. 797 00:15:42,711 --> 00:15:44,964 THAT WORM COULD EAT YOUR INSIDES 798 00:15:42,711 --> 00:15:44,964 IN A MATTER OF HOURS. 799 00:15:45,005 --> 00:15:46,673 WELL, THERE MUST BE SOMETHING 800 00:15:45,005 --> 00:15:46,673 SHE CAN DO. 801 00:15:46,715 --> 00:15:48,092 DRINK PICKLE JUICE. 802 00:15:48,134 --> 00:15:50,136 THE WORM CANNOT SURVIVE 803 00:15:48,134 --> 00:15:50,136 IN PICKLE JUICE. 804 00:15:50,177 --> 00:15:51,804 IS THIS ENOUGH? 805 00:15:50,177 --> 00:15:51,804 JUST. 806 00:15:53,222 --> 00:15:55,141 AHH! THANK YOU, DOCTOR. 807 00:15:53,222 --> 00:15:55,141 I'M FEELING BETTER ALREADY. 808 00:15:55,182 --> 00:15:57,101 YOU GOT LUCKY. 809 00:15:57,143 --> 00:15:59,312 THE ONLY OTHER TREATMENT IS 810 00:15:57,143 --> 00:15:59,312 TO FREEZE THE WORM TO DEATH 811 00:15:59,353 --> 00:16:02,773 BY LOWERING THE BODY TEMPERATURE 812 00:15:59,353 --> 00:16:02,773 WITH AN ICE BATH. 813 00:16:02,815 --> 00:16:04,524 I FEEL IT 814 00:16:02,815 --> 00:16:04,524 INSIDE OF ME. 815 00:16:04,566 --> 00:16:06,526 NO. I THINK 816 00:16:04,566 --> 00:16:06,526 IT'S INSIDE OF ME. 817 00:16:06,568 --> 00:16:09,322 I KNEW WE SHOULD'VE POURED 818 00:16:06,568 --> 00:16:09,322 THE TEQUILA IN YOUR BELLYBUTTON. 819 00:16:09,363 --> 00:16:11,365 THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE 820 00:16:09,363 --> 00:16:11,365 THESE SYSTEMS IN PLACE. 821 00:16:13,575 --> 00:16:15,119 WHOA! 822 00:16:15,161 --> 00:16:16,578 I HEARD AN EXPENSIVE CAR 823 00:16:15,161 --> 00:16:16,578 PULL OUT. 824 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:18,122 I FIGURED 825 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:18,122 YOU WERE IN IT. 826 00:16:18,164 --> 00:16:20,040 OH, YEAH, THAT WAS WILL 827 00:16:18,164 --> 00:16:20,040 GOING TO THE HOSPITAL. 828 00:16:20,082 --> 00:16:21,834 I JUST CAME 829 00:16:20,082 --> 00:16:21,834 TO GET MY DRESS. 830 00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:25,545 OH. UM, HE GAVE ME THIS CARD, 831 00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:25,545 BUT HE WRITES LIKE A DOCTOR. 832 00:16:25,587 --> 00:16:26,964 CAN YOU READ IT FOR ME? 833 00:16:27,006 --> 00:16:30,550 MNH-MNH. NO. 834 00:16:27,006 --> 00:16:30,550 THAT SOUNDS WAY TOO PERSONAL. 835 00:16:30,592 --> 00:16:33,053 OHH, COME ON! 836 00:16:30,592 --> 00:16:33,053 I VISITED YOU IN THE HOSPITAL. 837 00:16:33,095 --> 00:16:35,555 JUST DO IT! 838 00:16:33,095 --> 00:16:35,555 NAH, I'M OKAY. 839 00:16:35,597 --> 00:16:37,224 CAN YOU JUST SEE 840 00:16:35,597 --> 00:16:37,224 IF YOU CAN READ IT? I CAN'T. 841 00:16:37,266 --> 00:16:38,934 I'D RATHER NOT. 842 00:16:37,266 --> 00:16:38,934 CAN YOU EVEN READ? 843 00:16:37,266 --> 00:16:38,934 CAN YOU PLEASE TRY? 844 00:16:38,976 --> 00:16:40,144 I'LL TRY. 845 00:16:38,976 --> 00:16:40,144 YEAH, NO, I'LL TRY. 846 00:16:40,186 --> 00:16:41,354 THANK YOU. 847 00:16:40,186 --> 00:16:41,354 YOU'RE WELCOME. 848 00:16:41,395 --> 00:16:45,358 "DEAR HALEY, 849 00:16:41,395 --> 00:16:45,358 I KNOW HOW EYES WORK, 850 00:16:45,399 --> 00:16:47,567 BUT I NEVER KNEW 851 00:16:45,399 --> 00:16:47,567 HOW THEY SPARKLED 852 00:16:47,609 --> 00:16:49,569 UNTIL I MET YOU. 853 00:16:49,611 --> 00:16:50,821 I KNOW HOW HEARTS WORK, 854 00:16:50,863 --> 00:16:52,739 BUT I NEVER KNEW 855 00:16:50,863 --> 00:16:52,739 THEY COULD SING 856 00:16:52,781 --> 00:16:54,658 UNTIL I MET YOU. 857 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:56,952 LOVE, WILL." 858 00:16:56,994 --> 00:16:58,871 OH, CRAP. 859 00:17:00,414 --> 00:17:02,375 REALLY? I THOUGHT 860 00:17:00,414 --> 00:17:02,375 IT WAS KIND OF SWEET. 861 00:17:02,416 --> 00:17:04,460 THE DOCTOR PART, THEN IT 862 00:17:02,416 --> 00:17:04,460 CIRCLED AROUND BACK TO YOU. 863 00:17:04,502 --> 00:17:06,586 WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE 864 00:17:04,502 --> 00:17:06,586 SO INTO ME, YOU KNOW? 865 00:17:06,628 --> 00:17:07,754 WE MET 866 00:17:06,628 --> 00:17:07,754 LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO. 867 00:17:07,796 --> 00:17:10,299 A GOLD HEART! 868 00:17:07,796 --> 00:17:10,299 REALLY? 869 00:17:10,341 --> 00:17:12,759 I JUST ... I GUESS I'M JUST 870 00:17:10,341 --> 00:17:12,759 MORE INTO THE CHASE RIGHT NOW. 871 00:17:12,801 --> 00:17:14,594 YOU KNOW, LIKE, THE FUN. 872 00:17:14,636 --> 00:17:16,638 I'M JUST NOT LOOKING 873 00:17:14,636 --> 00:17:16,638 FOR ANYTHING SERIOUS. 874 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,600 WELL, IT'S GOOD 875 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,600 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ... 876 00:17:20,642 --> 00:17:22,395 BEFORE ANYONE GOT HURT. 877 00:17:22,436 --> 00:17:23,603 YEAH. 878 00:17:23,645 --> 00:17:24,688 THANKS. 879 00:17:30,236 --> 00:17:31,487 OF COURSE 880 00:17:30,236 --> 00:17:31,487 I HAVE THE RECEIPT. 881 00:17:31,529 --> 00:17:33,406 OW! KAY, 882 00:17:31,529 --> 00:17:33,406 WHAT IF I DIDN'T? 883 00:17:33,447 --> 00:17:34,614 OH, THERE SHE IS! 884 00:17:34,656 --> 00:17:36,616 OKAY, EVERYBODY, 885 00:17:34,656 --> 00:17:36,616 I WANT TO MAKE A TOAST! 886 00:17:36,658 --> 00:17:37,659 OH, ANY EXCUSE. 887 00:17:37,701 --> 00:17:39,995 TO MY BRILLIANT 888 00:17:37,701 --> 00:17:39,995 DAUGHTER... 889 00:17:40,037 --> 00:17:41,621 SO, NOT YOU. 890 00:17:41,663 --> 00:17:44,624 WHO WORKED FOR 12 YEARS 891 00:17:41,663 --> 00:17:44,624 TO GET INTO CALTECH, 892 00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:46,626 THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS 893 00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:46,626 COLLEGE ... 894 00:17:46,668 --> 00:17:48,421 MOM, IT'S REALLY 895 00:17:46,668 --> 00:17:48,421 NOT A BIG DEAL. 896 00:17:48,462 --> 00:17:50,089 OH, HONEY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT ... 897 00:17:48,462 --> 00:17:50,089 YOU SAID YOURSELF 898 00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:52,841 IT'S THE BEST SCIENTIST SCHOOL 899 00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:52,841 IN THE COUNTRY. 900 00:17:52,883 --> 00:17:55,344 WELL, I MOST DEFINITELY 901 00:17:52,883 --> 00:17:55,344 DID NOT USE THOSE WORDS. 902 00:17:55,386 --> 00:17:56,636 CONGRATULATIONS, ALEX. 903 00:17:56,678 --> 00:17:58,431 WE EXPECT GREAT THINGS 904 00:17:56,678 --> 00:17:58,431 FROM YOU ... 905 00:17:58,472 --> 00:18:01,308 UNLIKE SOME OF THE OTHER 906 00:17:58,472 --> 00:18:01,308 CHILDREN IN THIS FAMILY. 907 00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:02,642 WELL, 908 00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:02,642 I SNAGGED A DOCTOR, 909 00:18:02,684 --> 00:18:04,644 SO SHE MUST BE 910 00:18:02,684 --> 00:18:04,644 TALKING ABOUT YOU. 911 00:18:04,686 --> 00:18:06,272 MM. 912 00:18:04,686 --> 00:18:06,272 I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU. 913 00:18:06,313 --> 00:18:07,647 MWAH, MWAH, MWAH! 914 00:18:07,689 --> 00:18:09,567 OKAY, WELL, 915 00:18:07,689 --> 00:18:09,567 I HAVEN'T EVEN DECIDED. 916 00:18:09,608 --> 00:18:11,235 I STILL MIGHT GO 917 00:18:09,608 --> 00:18:11,235 TO MY SAFETY SCHOOL. 918 00:18:11,277 --> 00:18:12,945 GREAT. NOW THIS. 919 00:18:12,986 --> 00:18:14,654 IF SHE GOES TO THE OTHER PLACE, 920 00:18:12,986 --> 00:18:14,654 IT'S EVEN MORE EXPENSIVE. 921 00:18:14,696 --> 00:18:16,656 IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 922 00:18:14,696 --> 00:18:16,656 PLEASE. 923 00:18:16,698 --> 00:18:18,325 SHE'S JUST TRYING 924 00:18:16,698 --> 00:18:18,325 TO PUNISH ME. 925 00:18:18,367 --> 00:18:20,244 AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE MONEY. 926 00:18:18,367 --> 00:18:20,244 I GOT MY BONUS. 927 00:18:20,286 --> 00:18:21,579 YEAH. 928 00:18:22,496 --> 00:18:23,914 WAIT. WHAT? 929 00:18:22,496 --> 00:18:23,914 WHAT DID YOU DO? 930 00:18:23,956 --> 00:18:25,458 DID YOU PAY BACK MY DAD? 931 00:18:23,956 --> 00:18:25,458 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. 932 00:18:25,499 --> 00:18:26,833 NO, NO, NO. 933 00:18:25,499 --> 00:18:26,833 YES, I DID. 934 00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:28,502 NOT THAT IT CHANGED 935 00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:28,502 ANYTHING. 936 00:18:28,544 --> 00:18:29,836 OKAY, 937 00:18:28,544 --> 00:18:29,836 DON'T BE MAD AT PHIL. 938 00:18:29,878 --> 00:18:31,589 HE'S NOT THE BAD GUY HERE. 939 00:18:29,878 --> 00:18:31,589 HE IS. 940 00:18:31,630 --> 00:18:34,049 LOOK AT HIM, SITTING OVER THERE 941 00:18:31,630 --> 00:18:34,049 LIKE HE'S THE KING OF THE WORLD. 942 00:18:34,091 --> 00:18:35,842 WHAT FATHER TAKES MONEY 943 00:18:34,091 --> 00:18:35,842 FROM HIS OWN CHILDREN? 944 00:18:35,884 --> 00:18:37,677 NOT LIKE HE NEEDS IT. 945 00:18:35,884 --> 00:18:37,677 HE LIVES IN THIS PALACE. 946 00:18:37,719 --> 00:18:39,346 MEANWHILE, 947 00:18:37,719 --> 00:18:39,346 OUR WHOLE FAMILY'S 948 00:18:39,388 --> 00:18:40,889 SHARING A BATHROOM 949 00:18:39,388 --> 00:18:40,889 THE SIZE OF HIS CLOSET. 950 00:18:40,931 --> 00:18:42,057 I KNOW. 951 00:18:40,931 --> 00:18:42,057 I'VE PACED IT OUT. 952 00:18:42,099 --> 00:18:43,683 OKAY, WHAT ABOUT ME? 953 00:18:43,725 --> 00:18:45,603 MY TEARS HAVE BARELY DRIED, 954 00:18:43,725 --> 00:18:45,603 HE STOLE MY INHERITANCE, 955 00:18:45,644 --> 00:18:47,354 AND I'M LEFT HOLDING THE BAG 956 00:18:45,644 --> 00:18:47,354 FOR TWO FUR COATS. 957 00:18:47,396 --> 00:18:48,688 T-TWO? 958 00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:50,274 I CAN GET THREE SEASONS OF USE 959 00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:50,274 OUT OF IT. 960 00:18:50,316 --> 00:18:52,318 HEY, 961 00:18:50,316 --> 00:18:52,318 THIS MIGHT GIVE YOU A CHUCKLE. 962 00:18:52,359 --> 00:18:53,735 THAT MONEY 963 00:18:52,359 --> 00:18:53,735 YOU ALL PAID ME BACK ... 964 00:18:53,777 --> 00:18:56,196 IT'S GONNA COVER 965 00:18:53,777 --> 00:18:56,196 THE COST OF THAT T-BIRD. 966 00:18:53,777 --> 00:18:56,196 AH! 967 00:18:56,238 --> 00:18:58,532 ISN'T THAT FUNNY 968 00:18:56,238 --> 00:18:58,532 HOW STUFF WORKS OUT? 969 00:18:58,574 --> 00:18:59,866 IT SURE IS FUNNY. 970 00:18:58,574 --> 00:18:59,866 THAT'S HILARIOUS. 971 00:18:59,908 --> 00:19:01,410 OHH! 972 00:19:01,452 --> 00:19:03,203 I CAN'T. 973 00:19:01,452 --> 00:19:03,203 IT'S TOO COLD. 974 00:19:03,245 --> 00:19:06,290 IT'S EITHER COLD FOR 5 MINUTES 975 00:19:03,245 --> 00:19:06,290 OR COLD FOREVER. 976 00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:08,584 COME ON. 977 00:19:12,754 --> 00:19:15,633 FUNNY ... I ALWAYS THOUGHT 978 00:19:12,754 --> 00:19:15,633 I'D BE FOUND DEAD IN A BIRD SUIT 979 00:19:15,674 --> 00:19:17,510 AT THE BOTTOM 980 00:19:15,674 --> 00:19:17,510 OF THE GRAND CANYON. 981 00:19:17,551 --> 00:19:18,969 YOU STILL WILL, BUDDY. 982 00:19:19,011 --> 00:19:20,720 YOU STILL WILL. 983 00:19:22,348 --> 00:19:24,183 IF I EVER CATCH YOU DRINKING 984 00:19:22,348 --> 00:19:24,183 AGAIN, 985 00:19:24,224 --> 00:19:26,685 YOUR WHOLE SCHOOL 986 00:19:24,224 --> 00:19:26,685 IS GOING TO SEE THIS PICTURE. 987 00:19:27,936 --> 00:19:29,522 SH-SH-SHE TRICKED US. 988 00:19:29,563 --> 00:19:30,981 I KNOW. 989 00:19:31,023 --> 00:19:33,692 AS SOON AS WE KILL THIS WORM, 990 00:19:31,023 --> 00:19:33,692 WE'RE GONNA GET HER BACK. 991 00:19:34,776 --> 00:19:36,654 THERE'S... NO... WORM! 992 00:19:38,364 --> 00:19:40,740 NOT GONNA HELP, 993 00:19:38,364 --> 00:19:40,740 KID. 994 00:19:40,782 --> 00:19:41,950 YOU'RE RIGHT. 995 00:19:41,992 --> 00:19:43,743 I CAN'T DROWN MY PROBLEMS 996 00:19:41,992 --> 00:19:43,743 IN ALCOHOL. 997 00:19:43,785 --> 00:19:46,246 WELL, YOU CAN, 998 00:19:43,785 --> 00:19:46,246 BUT THAT'S WATER. 999 00:19:47,789 --> 00:19:49,583 YOU'RE NOT REALLY 1000 00:19:47,789 --> 00:19:49,583 GONNA TURN DOWN CALTECH? 1001 00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:51,544 OH, PLEASE DON'T TELL ME 1002 00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:51,544 WHAT A GREAT SCHOOL IT IS, 1003 00:19:51,585 --> 00:19:52,752 HOW I'M GONNA GRADUATE 1004 00:19:51,585 --> 00:19:52,752 IN TWO YEARS, 1005 00:19:52,794 --> 00:19:54,338 AND THEY'RE GONNA 1006 00:19:52,794 --> 00:19:54,338 NAME A COUNTRY AFTER ME. 1007 00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:55,755 YOU'RE FEELING 1008 00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:55,755 SOME PRESSURE. 1009 00:19:55,797 --> 00:19:57,757 WHAT IF 1010 00:19:55,797 --> 00:19:57,757 I'M THE DUMBEST ONE THERE? 1011 00:19:57,799 --> 00:19:59,343 SOMEONE HAS TO BE. 1012 00:19:59,385 --> 00:20:01,136 I COULD GET THERE, BE DUMB, 1013 00:19:59,385 --> 00:20:01,136 HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN ... 1014 00:20:01,178 --> 00:20:03,472 HEY. YOU'RE GOING. 1015 00:20:01,178 --> 00:20:03,472 I KNOW YOU. 1016 00:20:03,514 --> 00:20:05,765 YOU'VE NEVER BACKED DOWN FROM 1017 00:20:03,514 --> 00:20:05,765 A CHALLENGE YOUR WHOLE LIFE. 1018 00:20:05,807 --> 00:20:08,561 NOW, I COULD LIE TO YOU 1019 00:20:05,807 --> 00:20:08,561 AND TELL YOU IT'S GONNA BE EASY. 1020 00:20:08,602 --> 00:20:10,563 WELL, DO THAT. I'M VULNERABLE. 1021 00:20:08,602 --> 00:20:10,563 I'LL BELIEVE YOU. 1022 00:20:10,604 --> 00:20:12,231 IT'S NOT. 1023 00:20:10,604 --> 00:20:12,231 IT'S GONNA BE HARD. 1024 00:20:12,272 --> 00:20:14,858 BUT YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THIS IS 1025 00:20:12,272 --> 00:20:14,858 SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO DO. 1026 00:20:16,443 --> 00:20:18,237 'CAUSE IF I DON'T, 1027 00:20:16,443 --> 00:20:18,237 I'LL REGRET IT MY WHOLE LIFE. 1028 00:20:18,278 --> 00:20:19,154 I KNOW, I KNOW. 1029 00:20:19,196 --> 00:20:20,780 YEAH, THAT'S PART OF IT. 1030 00:20:20,822 --> 00:20:22,782 LET'S TAKE A RIDE. 1031 00:20:20,822 --> 00:20:22,782 WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 1032 00:20:22,824 --> 00:20:24,784 YOU'RE NOT GONNA DRIVE ME 1033 00:20:22,824 --> 00:20:24,784 INTO A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD 1034 00:20:24,826 --> 00:20:26,161 TO SHOW ME HOW LUCKY I AM, 1035 00:20:24,826 --> 00:20:26,161 ARE YOU? 1036 00:20:26,203 --> 00:20:27,787 Shh. 1037 00:20:29,831 --> 00:20:31,166 WELL, I WOULD 1038 00:20:29,831 --> 00:20:31,166 STILL HAVE MY MONEY 1039 00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:32,834 IF SHE HADN'T 1040 00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:32,834 TRICKED MITCHELL. 1041 00:20:32,876 --> 00:20:34,628 OH, AND IT'S A SHAME 1042 00:20:32,876 --> 00:20:34,628 YOU DON'T, CAM. 1043 00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:36,796 'CAUSE THEN YOU COULD BUY 1044 00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:36,796 ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE COATS. 1045 00:20:36,838 --> 00:20:38,591 WELL, I DIDN'T GET 1046 00:20:36,838 --> 00:20:38,591 ANYTHING I WANTED! 1047 00:20:38,632 --> 00:20:40,259 JAY DIDN'T EVEN LIKE 1048 00:20:38,632 --> 00:20:40,259 THE WORLD'S MOST PERFECT GRILL. 1049 00:20:41,343 --> 00:20:42,886 COME ON! 1050 00:20:42,928 --> 00:20:45,805 THE FAMILY NEEDS A LEADER, 1051 00:20:42,928 --> 00:20:45,805 AND I CAN'T DO IT FOREVER. 1052 00:20:45,847 --> 00:20:47,807 YOU CAN HANDLE IT. 1053 00:20:47,849 --> 00:20:49,602 DO I HAVE TO? 1054 00:20:49,643 --> 00:20:51,311 HEAVY HANGS THE HEAD. 1055 00:20:54,064 --> 00:20:57,817 YOU KNOW, COLLEGE MIGHT NOT BE 1056 00:20:54,064 --> 00:20:57,817 SUCH A BIG, SCARY PLACE IF 1057 00:20:54,064 --> 00:20:57,817 I DROVE UP THE FIRST ... 1058 00:20:57,859 --> 00:20:58,818 NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 1059 00:20:57,859 --> 00:20:58,818 OKAY. 1060 00:21:03,365 --> 00:21:04,866 Your brother's 1061 00:21:03,365 --> 00:21:04,866 in a bit of a spot money-wise, 1062 00:21:04,908 --> 00:21:06,452 and I don't want 1063 00:21:04,908 --> 00:21:06,452 to embarrass him, 1064 00:21:06,493 --> 00:21:09,329 so how about if I say 1065 00:21:06,493 --> 00:21:09,329 I'm giving you both a gift? 1066 00:21:09,371 --> 00:21:11,248 That way, he doesn't feel 1067 00:21:09,371 --> 00:21:11,248 like a charity case. 1068 00:21:11,290 --> 00:21:13,417 Oh. Well, 1069 00:21:11,290 --> 00:21:13,417 if it's to help Mitchell... 1070 00:21:13,459 --> 00:21:15,001 Thank you, honey. 1071 00:21:15,043 --> 00:21:17,837 S-STILL S-SO COLD. 1072 00:21:17,879 --> 00:21:19,839 M-MAYBE SOME COFFEE 1073 00:21:17,879 --> 00:21:19,839 WOULD WARM US UP. 1074 00:21:19,881 --> 00:21:21,841 YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. 1075 00:21:21,883 --> 00:21:24,136 So, listen, how about if I say 1076 00:21:21,883 --> 00:21:24,136 I'm giving you both a gift? 1077 00:21:24,177 --> 00:21:25,220 That way, 1078 00:21:24,177 --> 00:21:25,220 your sister ... 1079 00:21:25,262 --> 00:21:26,764 WE'LL TAKE IT. 1080 00:21:26,805 --> 00:21:28,766 LILY! 1081 00:21:26,805 --> 00:21:28,766 WE CAN GET THE HATS! 1082 00:21:28,807 --> 00:21:30,350 YAY!