1 00:00:03,521 --> 00:00:04,896 HEY, DAD. 2 00:00:04,938 --> 00:00:07,149 ON MY NEW COSTCO CARD? 3 00:00:07,191 --> 00:00:08,984 WOW, YOU'VE NEVER PUT YOUR 4 00:00:09,026 --> 00:00:10,902 BUP, BUP, BUP, BUP. 5 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:12,321 UH... 6 00:00:12,363 --> 00:00:13,947 NOTHING LIKE ME! 7 00:00:13,989 --> 00:00:15,825 MAYBE 'CAUSE 8 00:00:13,989 --> 00:00:15,825 YOU'RE NOT YELLING IN IT. 9 00:00:15,866 --> 00:00:16,908 AND I'M LIKE, 10 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,910 "WHAT THE HELL? 11 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,910 WHERE'S THE SPARKLE? 12 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:20,579 WHERE'S THE GUY THAT SCORED 13 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:22,914 BY HIS TEAM?" 14 00:00:25,334 --> 00:00:26,711 AH. 15 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,134 HEY, JAY, 16 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,134 YOU FEELING IT? 17 00:00:34,176 --> 00:00:36,178 TO KNOCK DOWN SOME PINS? 18 00:00:36,220 --> 00:00:37,763 OH, GREAT: 19 00:00:40,224 --> 00:00:41,933 IT'S MY LEAGUE FINALS, 20 00:00:45,229 --> 00:00:47,523 WHO'S RECOVERING 21 00:00:50,025 --> 00:00:51,569 I DON'T KNOW, CAMERON. 22 00:00:51,610 --> 00:00:52,820 I'M ... I'M REALLY 23 00:00:58,701 --> 00:00:59,827 WHO'S MARTIN SHERMAN? 24 00:01:03,414 --> 00:01:06,124 NO, IT'S THE SPANISH TEACHER 25 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:07,459 C-CAM 26 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:12,339 I DIDN'T SAY HIS NAME. 27 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:12,339 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS NAME. 28 00:01:12,381 --> 00:01:13,965 IT'S TODD. 29 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:17,636 I'D LIKE TO SQUASH 30 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:19,971 LET'S GO. HOPEFULLY, WE 31 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:19,971 WON'T BE OUT TOO LATE TONIGHT. 32 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:21,849 WE WILL! 33 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:21,849 UH-HUH. 34 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:21,849 OH, YEAH, RIGHT: 35 00:01:21,891 --> 00:01:24,560 $10 SAYS YOU GUYS WILL BE 36 00:01:24,602 --> 00:01:25,686 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 37 00:01:25,728 --> 00:01:27,062 YOU TWO 38 00:01:28,814 --> 00:01:30,900 THIS ONE? 39 00:01:30,940 --> 00:01:32,150 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 40 00:01:34,403 --> 00:01:35,654 IT'S YOU TWO 41 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:39,991 OH, YEAH! 42 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:41,577 YES, YOU'RE VERY HIP. 43 00:01:41,619 --> 00:01:43,829 THAT'S THE THEME SONG 44 00:01:41,619 --> 00:01:43,829 TO "THE ANTIQUES ROADSHOW." 45 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:45,997 HE'S RIGHT. 46 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:46,998 MM. 47 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:46,998 THAT'S EMBARRASSING. 48 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,001 Captions by VITAC : 49 00:02:00,429 --> 00:02:01,806 HUH? 50 00:02:01,847 --> 00:02:04,057 AND YOU CAN'T BEAT 51 00:02:04,099 --> 00:02:05,893 MAINLY 'CAUSE I LIVE 52 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:09,438 GREAT! 53 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:14,819 OH! HUH! 54 00:02:18,864 --> 00:02:20,491 OH, I DIDN'T ... UH, ARE YOU 55 00:02:18,864 --> 00:02:20,491 TALKING ABOUT THAT ONE? 56 00:02:20,532 --> 00:02:22,117 IT'S QUITE LARGE. 57 00:02:22,159 --> 00:02:24,035 I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD 58 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:25,913 I'VE HAD THIS LISTING 59 00:02:25,955 --> 00:02:27,957 AND I CAN'T MOVE IT BECAUSE OF 60 00:02:27,998 --> 00:02:30,501 IT'S CALLED 61 00:02:27,998 --> 00:02:30,501 "MARBLE WITH WOOD," 62 00:02:30,542 --> 00:02:33,545 AND LET'S JUST SAY 63 00:02:30,542 --> 00:02:33,545 IT'S MADE ENTIRELY OF MARBLE. 64 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:37,048 WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING 65 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:37,048 IT'S OBSCENE. 66 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,968 THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID 67 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,968 ABOUT "THE CATCHER IN THE RYE" 68 00:02:39,009 --> 00:02:40,552 YOU'RE NOT HELPING. 69 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:42,262 WHY DON'T WE JUST KNOCK ON 70 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:42,262 THE DOOR AND TALK TO HIM? 71 00:02:42,304 --> 00:02:43,681 THE GUY'S A JERK. 72 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:47,977 I'M NOT GONNA LIE ... 73 00:02:49,687 --> 00:02:51,062 I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE 74 00:02:55,818 --> 00:02:57,653 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS 75 00:02:55,818 --> 00:02:57,653 TALKING ABOUT? 76 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:00,865 OHH, GOD, 77 00:03:00,906 --> 00:03:02,282 YOU DO? 78 00:03:02,324 --> 00:03:04,075 I DIDN'T MAKE MY MONEY 79 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:14,085 GONNA DO? 80 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:17,798 GUESS WE'LL JUST GET USED 81 00:03:22,219 --> 00:03:24,013 HEY, WE WERE JUST 82 00:03:24,053 --> 00:03:25,014 YOU GUYS WANT TO JOIN US? 83 00:03:25,054 --> 00:03:26,891 WHAT'S THAT? 84 00:03:26,932 --> 00:03:28,684 WANT TO GO TO DINNER? 85 00:03:28,726 --> 00:03:30,477 HOW'S THAT? 86 00:03:30,519 --> 00:03:32,354 DON'T WANT TO, THAT'S FINE. 87 00:03:32,396 --> 00:03:34,105 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 88 00:03:32,396 --> 00:03:34,105 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 89 00:03:32,396 --> 00:03:34,105 OH, NO, NO, NO. 90 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:35,357 NO, NO, NO. 91 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:35,357 NO. 92 00:03:35,399 --> 00:03:37,609 A-ARE YOU SAYING NO? 93 00:03:38,736 --> 00:03:40,070 YOU KNOW WHAT? 94 00:03:38,736 --> 00:03:40,070 MM... 95 00:03:41,238 --> 00:03:42,406 WHY NOT? 96 00:03:42,447 --> 00:03:44,324 ALL RIGHT! GREAT! 97 00:03:42,447 --> 00:03:44,324 GREAT! 98 00:03:44,366 --> 00:03:45,743 YEAH: 99 00:03:44,366 --> 00:03:45,743 WE'LL MEET YOU OUT FRONT. 15. 100 00:03:44,366 --> 00:03:45,743 I'LL DRIVE. 101 00:03:45,784 --> 00:03:47,745 OH, CLAIRE: JUST SO 102 00:03:45,784 --> 00:03:47,745 OUR OUTFITS DON'T CLASH, 103 00:03:47,786 --> 00:03:48,954 I'LL BE WEARING LIZARD. 104 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,956 AH, SHOOT: 105 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,956 I'LL FIND SOMETHING. 106 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:51,957 OKAY: 107 00:03:56,461 --> 00:03:58,964 OH, DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT ... 108 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:01,050 OF THE RENTAL-SHOE SPRAY? 109 00:04:02,968 --> 00:04:04,135 OH, ONE SMALL DETAIL : 110 00:04:05,554 --> 00:04:06,972 YOU'RE ALL GAY. 111 00:04:07,014 --> 00:04:08,015 WHAT? 112 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:10,392 LET'S GO 113 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:14,772 NO ONE'S 114 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:14,772 GONNA BELIEVE I'M GAY. 115 00:04:14,813 --> 00:04:16,648 OH, WHY, BECAUSE YOU'RE 116 00:04:14,813 --> 00:04:16,648 NOT FLOUNCY ENOUGH? 117 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,149 JAY, THAT'S OFFENSIVE. 118 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:20,151 THERE'S 119 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:22,863 YOU'VE GOT YOUR BROADWAY GAYS, 120 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:26,742 YOUR "HEY, GIRL" GAYS. 121 00:04:26,784 --> 00:04:28,619 YOU'VE GOT YOUR PUPS, 122 00:04:28,660 --> 00:04:30,161 YOU'VE GOT YOUR 123 00:04:33,082 --> 00:04:35,626 IS AN OTTER? 124 00:04:33,082 --> 00:04:35,626 LANE 20. 125 00:04:38,003 --> 00:04:39,671 YOU DON'T HAVE TO 126 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:42,382 JUST... 127 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:42,382 YOU'RE GAY ENOUGH. 128 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:49,389 OH, HELLO, MARTIN: 129 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:49,389 YOU'RE LOOKING UNWELL. 130 00:04:53,518 --> 00:04:55,479 BUT NOT REALIZE IT'S BOLTED DOWN 131 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:59,190 COULD YOU? 132 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:01,234 OH, BOY, LOOK AT YOU: 133 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:01,234 YOU'RE ALL WORKED UP. 134 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:09,409 IT'S A MICHAELS, AND YOU KNOW 135 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:09,409 IT, YOU SON OF A BITCH! 136 00:05:09,451 --> 00:05:12,370 I'LL DO IT. 137 00:05:09,451 --> 00:05:12,370 I DON'T LIKE THAT GUY. 138 00:05:14,665 --> 00:05:16,207 I'M LIVING A SECRET LIFE? 139 00:05:18,627 --> 00:05:20,211 THEY'RE LIVING 140 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:22,213 LET'S MEET THE GUYS. 141 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:22,213 GUYS! 142 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:25,216 HEY! 143 00:05:27,970 --> 00:05:29,220 READY TO PARTY? 144 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:30,848 LET'S GO! 145 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:30,848 WHERE? 146 00:05:30,889 --> 00:05:32,223 OUT. LET'S DO THIS. 147 00:05:30,889 --> 00:05:32,223 MM-HMM. 148 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:34,225 IT'S 8:30. THE DOORS DON'T EVEN 149 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:35,727 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 150 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,062 PREGAME! 151 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:41,525 LET'S GET CRAZY. 152 00:05:41,566 --> 00:05:43,276 I'LL UNCOVER THE CHEESE. 153 00:05:43,318 --> 00:05:45,154 SO, WE'LL MEET MY FRIENDS 154 00:05:43,318 --> 00:05:45,154 OUTSIDE THE CLUB AT LIKE 10:30. 155 00:05:45,194 --> 00:05:47,322 10:30? 156 00:05:45,194 --> 00:05:47,322 DOESN'T GO ON UNTIL MIDNIGHT. 157 00:05:47,364 --> 00:05:48,657 MIDNIGHT? 158 00:05:48,699 --> 00:05:50,241 CAN'T HEAR ME NOW, 159 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:51,869 WE'RE GONNA HAVE 160 00:05:51,910 --> 00:05:53,244 NO, WE'RE GOOD. 161 00:05:51,910 --> 00:05:53,244 WE'RE GOOD. 162 00:05:56,205 --> 00:05:57,415 WE'RE 50? 163 00:05:57,457 --> 00:06:00,002 NO, NO, SHE'S JUST 164 00:06:04,506 --> 00:06:06,466 WHOO! 165 00:06:04,506 --> 00:06:06,466 TWO STRIKES IN A ROW! 166 00:06:08,010 --> 00:06:09,970 BECAUSE SOMEBODY'S 167 00:06:08,010 --> 00:06:09,970 ON FIRE! 168 00:06:10,012 --> 00:06:12,263 JAY, YOU'RE UP. 169 00:06:10,012 --> 00:06:12,263 JAY. 170 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:13,557 LET'S GET 171 00:06:16,935 --> 00:06:18,854 HUH? 172 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:23,775 I'M SORRY. 173 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:23,775 I'M JUST OFF MY GAME TONIGHT. 174 00:06:25,736 --> 00:06:26,778 WHO'S YOUR NEW GUY? 175 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,363 HE'S MY HUSBAND'S 176 00:06:28,405 --> 00:06:30,281 OH, YOU LOOK CONFUSED: 177 00:06:31,533 --> 00:06:33,577 THAT YOU DON'T 178 00:06:38,247 --> 00:06:40,125 DAMN IT! 179 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:45,714 OF COURSE HE'S GAY. 180 00:06:45,756 --> 00:06:47,007 I'M NEVER WRONG. 181 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:56,850 I'M KEEPING AN EYE 182 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,896 DON'T WORRY. 183 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,896 I'LL PICK UP THE SPARE. 184 00:07:00,938 --> 00:07:02,147 NO, NO, NO, 185 00:07:02,189 --> 00:07:03,774 UM... MARTIN'S ONTO US. 186 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:06,610 REMEMBER? 187 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,320 WHAT'S MORE OFFENSIVE? 188 00:07:10,739 --> 00:07:12,365 SO, WE NEED TO GET YOU LIGHTER 189 00:07:12,407 --> 00:07:13,784 WHAT GAVE ME AWAY? 190 00:07:13,825 --> 00:07:15,119 I'M NOT HANDSOME ENOUGH. 191 00:07:13,825 --> 00:07:15,119 IS THAT IT? 192 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:18,622 IT'S A GREAT START. 193 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:33,386 A BOTTLE OF WINE? 194 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:33,386 YES. 195 00:07:33,428 --> 00:07:35,013 OH, NO NEED: 196 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:37,724 GUY. 197 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:37,724 WOW. 198 00:07:37,766 --> 00:07:39,017 HEY. GUY. 199 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:41,145 OH, RONNIE: I'M SURE 200 00:07:41,186 --> 00:07:42,771 IT'S GUY. 201 00:07:42,813 --> 00:07:45,065 MR. AND MRS. 202 00:07:45,107 --> 00:07:47,358 HEY, GUY. 203 00:07:45,107 --> 00:07:47,358 HI, I'M GUY. 204 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,360 HI, GUY. 205 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,360 HI. 206 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:51,029 OH. 207 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:53,740 2002 HARLAN: 208 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:53,740 WHAT ARE WE CELEBRATING TONIGHT? 209 00:07:53,782 --> 00:07:55,366 UH, 210 00:07:53,782 --> 00:07:55,366 WE'RE FINALLY HAVING DINNER 211 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:00,413 THAT'S SO NICE. 212 00:08:00,455 --> 00:08:02,373 OH, DON'T MENTION IT. 213 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:03,374 IT'S NICE 214 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:03,374 MM. 215 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:04,417 SO, HOW ARE THE KIDS? 216 00:08:04,459 --> 00:08:06,253 UM... UH, GOOD: 217 00:08:06,295 --> 00:08:07,879 IT'S A LITTLE INTENSE 218 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:10,381 UH, ALEX IS FREAKING OUT ABOUT 219 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:10,381 WHERE SHE'S GONNA GO TO COLLEGE, 220 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:13,384 AND WE'RE FREAKING OUT 221 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:13,384 IT'S GONNA BE ON THE EAST COAST. 222 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:14,970 OH, YEAH: 223 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:14,970 WE ... 224 00:08:15,012 --> 00:08:16,263 R.J.'s GOING 225 00:08:16,305 --> 00:08:17,555 I'M GONNA CRY HARDER 226 00:08:21,643 --> 00:08:23,645 WHAT'S R.J. 227 00:08:21,643 --> 00:08:23,645 GOT GOING ON IN NEW YORK? 228 00:08:28,817 --> 00:08:30,027 SO, LONG STORY SHORT: 229 00:08:30,068 --> 00:08:31,444 HE'S GOING TO JUILLIARD. 230 00:08:33,488 --> 00:08:34,447 JUILLIARD? 231 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,993 OH. 232 00:08:38,035 --> 00:08:39,410 KID CAN'T HIT THE TOILET, 233 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:43,832 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TASTE? 234 00:08:43,874 --> 00:08:45,416 OH, YEAH: 235 00:08:43,874 --> 00:08:45,416 That's a $500 236 00:08:43,874 --> 00:08:45,416 bottle of wine. 237 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:47,836 That's like 100 bottles 238 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:47,836 of your wine. 239 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:53,091 LET 'ER RIP. 240 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,551 OH, I'M READY! 241 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:02,100 OH, DAMN IT! 242 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:12,944 OH, COME ON: CAM. 243 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,905 UNCLE JAY ... 244 00:09:14,946 --> 00:09:17,824 OH, MY GOD. 245 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,037 IF HE'S ACTING 246 00:09:22,079 --> 00:09:23,413 IT'S JUST BECAUSE... 247 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,919 NO, HE DOESN'T! 248 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,628 WHAT DID HE SAY? 249 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:33,090 HE ... HE ... HE 250 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:33,090 DIDN'T WANT ME TO SAY ANYTHING 251 00:09:33,131 --> 00:09:34,758 BECAUSE HE'S SHY. 252 00:09:34,799 --> 00:09:37,261 THAT'S WHY 253 00:09:34,799 --> 00:09:37,261 HE'S BEING SO AWKWARD. 254 00:09:37,302 --> 00:09:38,720 CAM, YOU'RE UP. 255 00:09:38,762 --> 00:09:39,637 I'M UP. 256 00:09:49,314 --> 00:09:50,481 OH. 257 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,785 BEING SO NICE TO ME? 258 00:10:01,826 --> 00:10:05,163 THERE'S BEEN A-A NEW 259 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:06,873 AND NOW THERE'S ONE IN MY BEER. 260 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:06,873 WHAT'S UP? 261 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,961 Why would you do that? 262 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,961 I had no choice. 263 00:10:14,339 --> 00:10:15,882 JUST TO WIN A TROPHY? 264 00:10:15,924 --> 00:10:16,674 YES. 265 00:10:20,262 --> 00:10:22,180 OH, THOSE ARE 266 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,974 THEY'RE OUT FRONT 267 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,974 OH. 268 00:10:24,015 --> 00:10:25,934 BEFORE PART "B"? 269 00:10:24,015 --> 00:10:25,934 HMM? 270 00:10:25,976 --> 00:10:27,144 PAR-TAY! 271 00:10:29,980 --> 00:10:31,982 OH, MY GOD. I'VE BEEN 272 00:10:32,023 --> 00:10:33,442 I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT. 273 00:10:35,193 --> 00:10:36,903 THAT IF WE DON'T GO OUT, 274 00:10:36,945 --> 00:10:39,156 THEY'RE NEVER 275 00:10:41,783 --> 00:10:43,201 MAN. 276 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,619 NO, GLORIA: 277 00:10:44,661 --> 00:10:46,163 AY. 278 00:10:46,204 --> 00:10:47,705 IT'S IN YOUR BLOOD. 279 00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:49,374 OF COFFEE AND COCAINE! 280 00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:49,374 MM... 281 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,542 YOU TOO! NOBODY LIKES TO DANCE 282 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,544 PRETEND YOU'RE 283 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,213 THAT'S IT. 284 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,213 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 285 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:57,132 I'M GONNA 286 00:11:01,011 --> 00:11:03,263 OH, MY "RAISE THE ROOF" ELBOW'S 287 00:11:03,305 --> 00:11:05,182 AY. 288 00:11:05,223 --> 00:11:06,933 OH, YEAH: 289 00:11:06,975 --> 00:11:09,560 OH, MY GOD. YOUR KIDS 290 00:11:06,975 --> 00:11:09,560 TOO? 291 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:10,812 I CAN'T REMEMBER 292 00:11:13,648 --> 00:11:15,566 ISN'T THIS FUN? 293 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,242 HUH? 294 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:27,371 IT'S NOT RIGHT THAT A GUY LIKE 295 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:27,371 YOU CAN'T EVEN GET HIS JOB DONE. 296 00:11:28,830 --> 00:11:30,832 YEP. 297 00:11:30,874 --> 00:11:32,834 OR... HOW ABOUT THIS? 298 00:11:38,089 --> 00:11:39,174 OH. 299 00:11:40,842 --> 00:11:42,593 I'M SERIOUS. 300 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:44,595 UH, WE CAN'T DO THAT. 301 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:44,595 NO. 302 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,264 WHY NOT? 303 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,599 ISN'T REALLY THE ISSUE HERE. 304 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,643 IT'S ... IT'S 305 00:11:50,685 --> 00:11:51,811 IT'S AGAINST THE LAW. 306 00:11:51,853 --> 00:11:53,313 SO? 307 00:11:56,066 --> 00:11:58,527 WE'RE NOT 308 00:11:56,066 --> 00:11:58,527 YOU KNOW? 309 00:11:58,567 --> 00:12:00,611 UH, 310 00:12:04,533 --> 00:12:05,909 SO, IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE 311 00:12:04,533 --> 00:12:05,909 I CAN GET YOU? 312 00:12:05,950 --> 00:12:07,911 UH, WE'VE HAD ENOUGH. 313 00:12:11,248 --> 00:12:12,581 I'M NOT DONE. 314 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,627 ALL RIGHT! 315 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,627 LIKE THE MUSIC! 316 00:12:26,471 --> 00:12:28,473 I'M NOT GETTING 317 00:12:30,141 --> 00:12:32,477 OH, WHAT CAN I SAY TO THAT? 318 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:35,355 HEY, CAN I 319 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:35,355 ASK YOU SOMETHING? 320 00:12:35,397 --> 00:12:37,232 OF THAT PICTURE? 321 00:12:37,274 --> 00:12:39,025 DOESN'T LOOK 322 00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:40,902 I'VE BEEN SAYING. 323 00:12:40,944 --> 00:12:43,821 NOT THE MAN 324 00:12:51,079 --> 00:12:52,914 YOU'RE ... 325 00:12:51,079 --> 00:12:52,914 YOU'RE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 326 00:12:54,623 --> 00:12:56,042 WHO WOULDN'T 327 00:12:54,623 --> 00:12:56,042 HUH? 328 00:12:57,419 --> 00:12:58,669 JAY, YOU'RE UP. 329 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,309 YEAH! 330 00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:13,935 WHOO! 331 00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:13,935 THERE'S THE REAL JAY! 332 00:13:13,977 --> 00:13:15,103 WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! 333 00:13:15,145 --> 00:13:16,187 YOU KNOW IT! 334 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,272 WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! 335 00:13:27,324 --> 00:13:28,325 WHERE IS THE BABY? 336 00:13:28,366 --> 00:13:29,534 I'M UP. I'M UP. 337 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,702 HEY, WHEN DID YOU 338 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,702 GET BACK? 339 00:13:32,787 --> 00:13:34,289 OH, REALLY? 340 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:36,791 I DON'T KNOW 341 00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,709 ARE UP FOR THIS? 342 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,545 OF COURSE: 343 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,880 WHY DON'T WE GO DANCING 344 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,880 LIKE DAYTIME? 345 00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:45,509 OH, YOU KNOW, WELL: 346 00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:45,509 I'M PRETTY FULL OF CHEESE, SO ... 347 00:13:45,550 --> 00:13:46,510 NO, NO. 348 00:13:46,551 --> 00:13:47,718 IF WE DON'T GO OUT NOW, 349 00:13:56,186 --> 00:13:57,728 MITCH? 350 00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:58,729 YES! 351 00:13:58,771 --> 00:13:59,730 YES, I AM! 352 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,191 LET'S GO. 353 00:14:01,232 --> 00:14:02,317 CAN WE GET 354 00:14:01,232 --> 00:14:02,317 SOME COFFEE ON THE WAY? 355 00:14:02,359 --> 00:14:03,692 NO COFFEE! 356 00:14:02,359 --> 00:14:03,692 NO COFFEE! 357 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,034 OH, YES, BABY! 358 00:14:11,075 --> 00:14:13,702 YES. 359 00:14:16,373 --> 00:14:18,833 YES! 360 00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:23,046 PUTTING US IN 361 00:14:24,047 --> 00:14:25,382 OH, YES! 362 00:14:27,258 --> 00:14:30,928 OF RED SOX/YANKEES, ALI/FRAZIER: 363 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,684 vs. 364 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,024 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! 365 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,365 FRIES BEFORE I EAT THEM ALL? 366 00:14:50,407 --> 00:14:52,783 AND EMOTIONS 367 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,661 UM, SO, JAY, 368 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,661 UM ... 369 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,415 IT WAS, UH, 370 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,415 R- 371 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,626 UH, D-DO ... 372 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,626 I DON'T KNOW, 373 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,796 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 374 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,796 OH, GEEZ. 375 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:08,592 I'M ... I'M ... 376 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:08,592 I'M REALLY, REALLY FLATTERED ... 377 00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:10,260 NO, NO, IT'S NOT ... 378 00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:10,260 NO, NO, I GET IT: 379 00:15:10,301 --> 00:15:11,636 NO, IT'S OKAY. I UNDERSTAND. 380 00:15:10,301 --> 00:15:11,636 THANK YOU VERY MUCH! GOOD LUCK! 381 00:15:28,278 --> 00:15:30,739 OKAY: JAY, 382 00:15:28,278 --> 00:15:30,739 WE ONLY NEED SIX PINS! 383 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,829 I DON'T THINK 384 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,829 IT'S GONNA BE SIX, GUYS. 385 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,753 WE WON! WE WON! 386 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:48,923 MOMENT OF MY LIFE! 387 00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:55,263 AT "WICKED." 388 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,224 ALL RIGHT! 389 00:15:58,266 --> 00:15:59,517 WHOO! 390 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,352 OKAY! 391 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,854 LET'S DO THIS! 392 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,854 LET'S DO THIS! 393 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:04,897 LET'S DO THIS! 394 00:16:06,149 --> 00:16:07,233 I CAN'T DO THIS. 395 00:16:08,485 --> 00:16:10,403 AH! 396 00:16:08,485 --> 00:16:10,403 WE'RE ALMOST 50! 397 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,503 YOU DON'T 398 00:16:26,544 --> 00:16:29,046 THIS WOMAN DOESN'T SEE COLOR. 399 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:31,549 SHE'LL DRINK WHATEVER'S 400 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,510 OH, GREAT: 401 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,892 THEY'RE RIGHT. 402 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,894 IT'S THE ONLY WAY. 403 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,356 WHAT? 404 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,356 NOW YOU'RE TALKING! 405 00:16:46,397 --> 00:16:47,816 THERE'S THE GIRL 406 00:16:48,983 --> 00:16:50,527 THAT'S TRUE. 407 00:16:50,568 --> 00:16:52,278 NO, NO, NO. 408 00:16:50,568 --> 00:16:52,278 YES. 409 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:55,114 DON'T DO THIS. 410 00:16:59,869 --> 00:17:00,911 THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO? 411 00:16:59,869 --> 00:17:00,911 OH, NO. 412 00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:04,666 STAY IN THE CAR! 413 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,918 WHAT DO WE DO? 414 00:17:09,879 --> 00:17:10,921 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 415 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:13,299 Tie it down. 416 00:17:13,341 --> 00:17:15,426 IT'S TOO SHORT. 417 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,512 NO! 418 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,512 NO! 419 00:17:17,554 --> 00:17:19,096 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 420 00:17:17,554 --> 00:17:19,096 COME ON. 421 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:20,598 I CAN'T 422 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:20,598 ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN! 423 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:20,598 MAN. 424 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,725 I'm a respected member 425 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,725 of the community! 426 00:17:21,766 --> 00:17:23,518 I'm on bus benches! 427 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,603 You're 428 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,603 such a boy scout! 429 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,603 Open the door. 430 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,603 Open the door. 431 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,190 I'M GONNA 432 00:17:29,232 --> 00:17:30,775 I'M GONNA 433 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:35,154 YOU'RE GONNA THANK ME. 434 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:37,866 NO. OH, MY GOD! 435 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:37,866 HE'S GOING BACK... 436 00:17:39,075 --> 00:17:40,451 THANK YOU! 437 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,829 I WAS IN DRIVE! 438 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,957 Phil! 439 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,752 Phil! 440 00:17:50,587 --> 00:17:52,422 DO YOU THINK WE'RE GOOD ENOUGH 441 00:17:50,587 --> 00:17:52,422 TO TAKE ON THE LESBIANS? 442 00:17:52,463 --> 00:17:54,340 OH, GOD, NO. 443 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,974 OH. JAY. 444 00:18:05,435 --> 00:18:06,477 I HOPE I DIDN'T 445 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,979 NO. THAT'S ALL ME. 446 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:14,652 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 447 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:14,652 I'M GOING TO SEE A LIFE COACH. 448 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:19,407 I WASN'T FEELING 449 00:18:21,618 --> 00:18:22,993 AND IT WOULDN'T BE RIGHT 450 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,455 FOR ME TO LET YOU 451 00:18:25,496 --> 00:18:27,707 OH. 452 00:18:25,496 --> 00:18:27,707 YOU'RE A GREAT GUY, 453 00:18:32,962 --> 00:18:35,882 IT'S MUCH HARDER 454 00:18:35,924 --> 00:18:37,049 I'M... 455 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:40,720 I'M NOT GAY. 456 00:18:40,762 --> 00:18:42,012 YOU'RE STRAIGHT? 457 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,222 WHO'S WHAT? 458 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,222 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 459 00:18:46,309 --> 00:18:48,018 I'VE BEEN LIVING IN FEAR 460 00:18:46,309 --> 00:18:48,018 THAT I'D BE FOUND OUT. 461 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,939 WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE? 462 00:18:55,443 --> 00:18:57,445 JAY, THANK YOU 463 00:18:57,487 --> 00:18:59,656 YOU ARE 464 00:18:59,697 --> 00:19:01,115 DISQUALIFIED! 465 00:19:01,157 --> 00:19:02,617 YOU LOSE! 466 00:19:02,659 --> 00:19:04,034 GIVE ME THAT! THAT'S MINE! 467 00:19:02,659 --> 00:19:04,034 OH, MY GOD! 468 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,328 OH, MY GOD, CHAMPIONS! 469 00:19:05,369 --> 00:19:06,537 WE'RE CHAMPIONS AGAIN! 470 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,832 LET ME OUT! 471 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,832 OH, MY GOD! 472 00:19:08,873 --> 00:19:09,874 JAY. 473 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,835 YOU'RE MY NEW ARCHRIVAL. 474 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,045 OH, MY GOD! 475 00:19:16,965 --> 00:19:19,509 YOU'RE TOO GOOD, BOY SCOUT. 476 00:19:16,965 --> 00:19:19,509 YEAH: 477 00:19:19,550 --> 00:19:21,051 THAT'S WHY YOU NEED 478 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,638 YOU'RE HAPPY IT'S GONE. 479 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,723 I'M HAPPY IT'S GONE, 480 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,723 BUT IT'S WEIRD WE'RE OUT HERE 481 00:19:27,558 --> 00:19:29,978 IT'S CALLED 482 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,107 AND THEY WON'T 483 00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:42,532 WHAT? WE WOULDN'T KNOW 484 00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:45,075 TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR TRUCK? 485 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,078 OH, DON'T CALL A COP "BUDDY." 486 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,873 NO, THAT'S HIS NAME. 487 00:19:49,914 --> 00:19:52,082 PHIL? 488 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,128 IF YOU'RE LOOKING 489 00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,799 OH, I DID. I DID. 490 00:20:07,223 --> 00:20:09,809 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE SLEEPING 491 00:20:09,851 --> 00:20:11,101 YES. 492 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,269 UH, WE'RE IN. 493 00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:13,813 OH... 494 00:20:13,855 --> 00:20:15,147 NO, NO, 495 00:20:15,189 --> 00:20:17,025 YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTED TO US? 496 00:20:17,066 --> 00:20:19,485 NO, NO, NO... 497 00:20:17,066 --> 00:20:19,485 NO, NO, NO... 498 00:20:19,527 --> 00:20:24,114 NO. 499 00:20:19,527 --> 00:20:24,114 NO. 500 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,324 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 501 00:20:25,366 --> 00:20:26,743 MOM AND DAD 502 00:20:29,579 --> 00:20:31,581 LIKE THEY'RE ALL BEST FRIENDS. 503 00:20:31,622 --> 00:20:32,707 AND WHY? 504 00:20:32,749 --> 00:20:33,833 BECAUSE THERE'S WINE? 505 00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:36,126 NO. 506 00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:42,132 THAT'S WHAT ART DOES. 507 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,718 EVEN IF IT'S GROSS? 508 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:46,012 ONE PERSON'S GROSS 509 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:46,012 IS ANOTHER PERSON'S BEAUTIFUL. 510 00:20:46,054 --> 00:20:48,598 WOW. 511 00:20:46,054 --> 00:20:48,598 THAT'S REALLY POWERFUL. 512 00:20:48,639 --> 00:20:50,600 COULD BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER? 513 00:20:50,641 --> 00:20:53,143 IT'S A SELF-PORTRAIT OF... 514 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,731 HYPOCRITE!