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DON'T ASK.

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DON'T TELL.

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IT'S PROBABLY OBVIOUS,

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ANYWAY.

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I WAS UP ALL NIGHT

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CRYING.

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LET'S SEE IF SHE'S HERE.

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GLORIA?

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SARAH FINK,

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MY LAB PARTNER

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WHO I HOPED ONE DAY WOULD BE

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MY LOVE PARTNER.

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I CAUGHT ONE OF MY SO-CALLED

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FRIENDS HITTING ON HER,

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AND NOW

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SHE'S LIKE THE FETAL PIG

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WE ONCE

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SO HAPPILY SHARED ...

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COLD, UNRESPONSIVE,

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HEARTLESS.

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YOU GOT TWO CHOICES ...

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YOU CAN MOPE YOUR WAY UP THOSE

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STAIRS AND SOAK IN A PITY BATH,

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OR YOU CAN PICK YOURSELF UP,

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MARCH INTO THAT SCHOOL,

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AND ACT LIKE

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YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT GIRL.

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THANKS.

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IF MOM ASKS,

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I BORROWED HER TUB PILLOW.

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JAY, DON'T FORGET TO DROP

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JOE AND MITCH AT CAM'S LATER!

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YEAH, WHAT TIME ARE THEY

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EXPECTING ME TO, UH ...

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OH, WHAT THE HELL?

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OH, ISN'T IT CUTE?

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LAST NIGHT

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WHEN I WENT TO DO MY NAILS,

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THE GIRLS DID IT

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JUST FOR FUN.

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WHAT'S FUN ABOUT A LIFETIME

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OF GENDER CONFUSION?

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AY, PLEASE.

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IT'S THE SAME AS WHEN YOU TOOK

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HIM TO THE DODGERS GAME

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AND YOU BROUGHT HIM BACK

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WITH THAT DODGERS CAP.

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YOU THINK? OR IS IT DIFFERENT

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IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE RESPECT?

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AY, AND DON'T FORGET THAT PHIL

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IS GONNA BE MEETING YOU

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AT MITCH AND CAM'S

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TO HELP YOU BRING

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LILY'S PRINCESS CASTLE HERE.

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SHE'S OUTGROWN IT,

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BUT JOE LOVES THAT THING.

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AY, DON'T MAKE THAT FACE.

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YOU'RE GONNA BRING IT,

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RIGHT?

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SURE, HONEY.

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OKAY. HOLD HIM.

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I PICKED

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A FINE TIME TO RUN OUT

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OF LAVENDER BATH BEADS.

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I WANTED

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TWO ROUGH AND TUMBLE BOYS.

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I GOT A MANNY...

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AND A PEDI.

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SHE'S MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND,

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REALLY.

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THIS TIME TOMORROW,

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SHE'LL BE IN OUR LIVING ROOM,

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IF WE CAN FIT HER

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THROUGH THE DOORWAY.

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OKAY, I FEEL LIKE

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I HAVE TO ASK.

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DAD'S ABOUT

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TO BUY A "MISS PAC-MAN."

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MS.

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WHAT WAS OUR STRUGGLE FOR?

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AND NOT JUST

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ANY "MS. PAC-MAN,"

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BUT AN ORIGINAL 1982 FULLY

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RECONDITIONED PODIUM-STYLE UNIT.

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MM.

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WITH

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ORIGINAL COIN RETURN.

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MM.

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THEY'RE EVEN

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THROWING IN THE STOOL.

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MM.

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COME ON!

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OH, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.

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IT'S STUPID.

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JUST BE TAKING UP SPACE

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WE NEED

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FOR THINGS WE ACTUALLY USE,

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LIKE THE PIANO ... OH, WAIT.

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WHAT'S GOING ON

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WITH YOU?

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OH, I HAVE

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A THROBBING HEADACHE.

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IT'S MAKING IT

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HARD TO...

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PRETEND

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THAT YOU'RE SICK?

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YEAH, YOU JUST ATE

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A BUSHEL OF CEREAL.

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CHECK THE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY

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OF THE TROPHY CASE, BITCHES,

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'CAUSE MAMA'S BRINGING HOME

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SOME HARDWARE!

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AWARDS DAY AT SCHOOL ...

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THE ONE DAY OF THE YEAR

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ALEX HAS SOME REAL SWAGGER.

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IRONICALLY, THE ONE THING

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SHE'S NOT GOOD AT.

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WHEN I SAY "TROPHY,"

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YOU SAY "TROPHY"!

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TROPHY!

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TROPHY!

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CAN I GET A WHA-WHAT?

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What?

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BAM!

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BAM!

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BAM!

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I ALWAYS WORRIED THAT

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ALEX WINNING ALL THOSE AWARDS

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WOULD BOTHER LUKE,

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AND LOOKS LIKE IT FINALLY DID.

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CAN'T BE EASY GROWING UP IN THE

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SHADOW OF A SUPERSTAR SISTER.

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LOOK AT MITCHELL.

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BAM.

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OKAY, DO YOU HAVE

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ANY QUEENS?

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YEAH, TWO BIG ONES.

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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

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IT WAS FUNNY THE FIRST TIME.

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NOW IT'S JUST GETTING MEAN.

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WHAT WAS THAT?

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MR. POLASKY, OUR UPSTAIRS

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NEIGHBOR, DIED LAST WEEK.

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HE WAS 93, AND HE'D BEEN SICK

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FOR A WHILE.

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YEAH, AND WE ...

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WE TRIED CHEERING HIM UP

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WITH A "GET WELL" SIGN

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IN THE FRONT YARD.

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OKAY,

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HOW'S THAT LOOK?

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LOOKS GREAT.

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UH-HUH.

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HONESTLY.

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OH.

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NO! NO.

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"GET WELL SON"?

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OKAY, WELL,

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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"SOON" SEEMED

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A LITTLE BOSSY ANYWAY.

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MITCHELL AND I

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HAVE ALWAYS DISCUSSED

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TRYING TO BUY THE PLACE

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IN THE EVENT

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SOMETHING HAPPENED TO STAN.

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WE ... WE COULD USE

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THE EXTRA SPACE FOR A GUEST ROOM

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OR AN OFFICE

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OR MAYBE EVEN...

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A NURSERY.

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I THINK

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I MAY WANT ANOTHER CHILD.

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BUT I DON'T WANT TO

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BRING IT UP TO MITCHELL

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AND PUT PRESSURE ON HIM

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BECAUSE HE'S BEEN SO ADAMANT

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ABOUT NOT WANTING ONE.

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THE LAST THING

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HE'S THINKING ABOUT IS A...

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NURSERY.

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LATELY,

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I'VE BEEN HAVING STIRRINGS,

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BUT BECAUSE IT WAS SUCH

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AN EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER

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IN THE PAST,

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I DON'T WANT TO BRING IT UP

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UNLESS I HAVE

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SOME SORT OF INDICATION...

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THAT WE'RE BOTH

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ON THE SAME PAGE.

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THAT'S WHY, WHEN GLORIA ASKED

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IF WE'D WATCH JOE,

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I SAID "SURE."

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IT'D BE A CHANCE

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TO REMIND MITCHELL

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HOW NICE IT IS

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TO... HAVE A BABY.

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HEY!

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CLAIRE DUNPHY.

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WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?

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OH, IT'S NOT SO MUCH

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WHAT YOU CAN DO ME FOR.

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SOUNDED A ...

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A TINY BIT PROSTITUTE-Y.

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I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.

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ACTUALLY, I DO HAVE

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A TINY FAVOR TO ASK.

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YOU KNOW,

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I LOVE YOUR FAMILY.

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OH.

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I MEAN, HALEY,

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OUR HOMECOMING QUEEN.

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YEAH.

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AND NOW ALEX WINNING JUST ABOUT

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EVERY ACADEMIC AWARD.

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OH, I KNOW.

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IT'S BEEN AN HONOR

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TO TEACH THE DUNPHY CHILDREN.

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WELL, TODAY I'M HERE

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TO TALK ABOUT LUKE.

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IS THAT

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THE SCIENCE RABBIT?

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THAT'S MY SON.

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OH! YES. OF COURSE.

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THAT'S SORT OF THE POINT.

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I THINK HE'S FEELING

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A LITTLE BIT OVERLOOKED.

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I WAS WONDERING

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IF YOU COULD JUST,

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YOU KNOW, TOSS HIM

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ONE OF THOSE AWARDS TODAY.

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JUST...

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WELL, I'M AFRAID

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ALL OF THE AWARD WINNERS

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HAVE ALREADY BEEN DECIDED.

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YEAH.

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OH, BUT, HEY,

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IF IT MAKES HIM FEEL BETTER,

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HE WAS IN THE RUNNING

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FOR THE INTEGRITY AWARD.

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HE JUST GOT EDGED OUT

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BY ...

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SCOTT WHEELER?

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OH, THAT LITTLE WEASEL'S

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A NARC.

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HALLOWEEN CARNIVAL,

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2008 ...

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"MRS. DUNPHY'S GRAPE JUICE

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SMELLS LIKE MEDICINE."

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IT WAS A LONG MORNING.

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IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH

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TO HIM.

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WELL, CLAIRE...

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THAT WOULDN'T BE FAIR.

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I KNOW. I'M SORRY.

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I'M SO SORRY.

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MM-HMM.

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I-I-I REALLY AM ...

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SO EMBARRASSING.

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MAYBE THERE'S

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SOME SORT OF, UM ...

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I DON'T KNOW, LIKE, A ... A ...

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A DONATION OR SOMETHING

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I COULD GIVE TO THE AUTO SHOP

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TO, UM... GREASE THE WHEELS.

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WE'RE GOOD ON GREASE.

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BUT YOU CAN NEVER HAVE

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TOO MUCH BRAKE FLUID, SO ...

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OR PERHAPS THE SOCCER TEAM

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COULD USE SOME NEW CLEATS,

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HELP THEM GET THEIR...

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KICK BACK?

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OKAY, MRS. DUNPHY, I'M REALLY

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DOING EVERYTHING I CAN

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TO IGNORE THE FACT

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THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO BRIBE ME

278
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FOR THE MARLON BONIFACE

279
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INTEGRITY AWARD.

280
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OH! I'M SO GLAD

281
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YOU CAN REMEMBER THAT NAME,

282
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BUT YOU CAN'T REMEMBER

283
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LUKE.

284
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MY FIRST DAY OFF IN A MONTH,

285
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I'M HEADED OUT THE DOOR

286
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TO GO SHOPPING WITH GLORIA,

287
00:05:37,531 --> 00:05:40,534
AND MY STUPID BOSS NEEDS ME

288
00:05:37,531 --> 00:05:40,534
TO PICK UP SOME STUPID ORCHID.

289
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LIKE MY TIME'S NOT VALUABLE?

290
00:05:42,327 --> 00:05:45,288
GLORIA WAS GONNA HELP ME

291
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PICK OUT A TOE RING.

292
00:05:45,330 --> 00:05:48,125
OH, I DON'T CARE

293
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IF YOU ARE HERE ILLEGALLY,

294
00:05:48,167 --> 00:05:49,501
YOU'RE GORGEOUS.

295
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LISTEN, MISTER, FOR YOUR

296
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INFORMATION, I AM ...

297
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FLOWER.

298
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HE'S TALKING... FLOWER.

299
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GAVIN, I WOULD LIKE

300
00:05:53,547 --> 00:05:55,716
TO INTRODUCE YOU ...

301
00:05:55,757 --> 00:05:57,425
WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS

302
00:05:55,757 --> 00:05:57,425
FROM THE MILAN SHOW I ASKED FOR?

303
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I-I DON'T REMEMBER

304
00:05:57,467 --> 00:05:59,469
YOU ASKING FOR THEM.

305
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OH. I GUESS ONE OF US

306
00:05:59,511 --> 00:06:01,847
IS MISTAKEN, BUT WHO?

307
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THE FASHION ICON

308
00:06:01,889 --> 00:06:03,932
PROFILED BY VANITY FAIR

309
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FOR PIONEERING

310
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A NEW SOCK LENGTH,

311
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OR THE PART-TIME EMPLOYEE

312
00:06:05,767 --> 00:06:08,854
WHO SHARES A STAPLER?

313
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SORRY.

314
00:06:11,732 --> 00:06:13,775
SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.

315
00:06:11,732 --> 00:06:13,775
HERE THEY ARE.

316
00:06:13,817 --> 00:06:14,985
OH, LOOK WHAT'S NEW

317
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FOR FALL.

318
00:06:15,027 --> 00:06:16,486
THUMBPRINTS.

319
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DO YOU KNOW THE THAI, GERMAN,

320
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ARGENTINE, MEXICAN

321
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GOURMET FOOD TRUCK

322
00:06:18,572 --> 00:06:20,574
BACK TO BASICS?

323
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YES.

324
00:06:20,615 --> 00:06:22,951
I NEED YOU TO MAKE ME

325
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A STANDING RESERVATION THERE.

326
00:06:22,993 --> 00:06:23,994
HOW DO I MAKE

327
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A STANDING RESERVATION?

328
00:06:24,036 --> 00:06:25,286
PARKING'S A BITCH.

329
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I NEED YOU TO GO THERE,

330
00:06:25,328 --> 00:06:26,496
FIND A SPOT,

331
00:06:26,538 --> 00:06:28,247
AND STAND IN IT

332
00:06:26,538 --> 00:06:28,247
UNTIL I ARRIVE.

333
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I WANTED TO KILL HIM.

334
00:06:31,710 --> 00:06:33,921
BUT I BITE MY TONGUE,

335
00:06:31,710 --> 00:06:33,921
BECAUSE IN THIS FAMILY,

336
00:06:33,962 --> 00:06:36,215
THEY THINK

337
00:06:33,962 --> 00:06:36,215
THAT I AM A COLOMBIAN HOTHEAD,

338
00:06:36,255 --> 00:06:38,299
WHICH IS CRAZY BECAUSE

339
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A COLOMBIAN HOT HEAD IS

340
00:06:38,341 --> 00:06:40,343
WHEN YOU SET SOMEBODY'S HEAD

341
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ON FIRE.

342
00:06:40,385 --> 00:06:41,344
IT SMELLS TERRIBLE,

343
00:06:40,385 --> 00:06:41,344
BUT IT SENDS A MESSAGE.

344
00:06:48,227 --> 00:06:49,352
GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.

345
00:06:49,394 --> 00:06:51,105
IT'S ME ... GLORIA.

346
00:06:51,146 --> 00:06:54,315
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I TOLD YOU

347
00:06:51,146 --> 00:06:54,315
TO GO SHOPPING WITHOUT ME.

348
00:06:54,357 --> 00:06:56,818
I COULDN'T ENJOY IT

349
00:06:54,357 --> 00:06:56,818
KNOWING YOU'RE STANDING THERE

350
00:06:56,860 --> 00:06:58,237
LIKE A LITTLE ORANGE CONE.

351
00:06:58,277 --> 00:06:59,696
IT'S MY JOB.

352
00:06:58,277 --> 00:06:59,696
IT'S FINE.

353
00:06:59,738 --> 00:07:03,117
NO, IT'S NOT FINE.

354
00:06:59,738 --> 00:07:03,117
HE'S A TERRIBLE MAN.

355
00:07:03,158 --> 00:07:05,577
BUT I DID A LITTLE SOMETHING

356
00:07:03,158 --> 00:07:05,577
TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

357
00:07:06,787 --> 00:07:08,205
OH, MY GOD,

358
00:07:06,787 --> 00:07:08,205
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

359
00:07:08,247 --> 00:07:09,998
HE MESSES WITH SOMETHING

360
00:07:08,247 --> 00:07:09,998
I LOVE ...

361
00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,332
I MESS WITH SOMETHING

362
00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,332
HE LOVES.

363
00:07:11,374 --> 00:07:12,709
THE SECOND

364
00:07:11,374 --> 00:07:12,709
IT GOES MISSING,

365
00:07:12,751 --> 00:07:14,044
HE'S GOING TO CHECK

366
00:07:12,751 --> 00:07:14,044
SECURITY CAMERAS,

367
00:07:14,086 --> 00:07:15,045
AND I'M GOING TO

368
00:07:14,086 --> 00:07:15,045
GET FIRED.

369
00:07:15,087 --> 00:07:16,337
SO WHAT?

370
00:07:16,379 --> 00:07:18,257
HE'S THE WORST PERSON

371
00:07:16,379 --> 00:07:18,257
I HAVE EVER MET,

372
00:07:18,339 --> 00:07:19,716
AND THERE WAS A MAN

373
00:07:18,339 --> 00:07:19,716
IN MY VILLAGE

374
00:07:19,758 --> 00:07:21,927
NAMED

375
00:07:19,758 --> 00:07:21,927
FLAVIO THE BABY PUNCHER.

376
00:07:21,969 --> 00:07:22,928
OHH.

377
00:07:23,971 --> 00:07:26,181
HEY, CONE. MOVE.

378
00:07:26,223 --> 00:07:29,017
UM, OKAY.

379
00:07:26,223 --> 00:07:29,017
UM, JUST ... JUST LEAVING.

380
00:07:33,188 --> 00:07:34,648
HELLO?

381
00:07:33,188 --> 00:07:34,648
FASTER.

382
00:07:34,689 --> 00:07:36,733
OH.

383
00:07:36,775 --> 00:07:38,610
I'D ALREADY BEEN CAUGHT

384
00:07:36,775 --> 00:07:38,610
TRYING TO BRIBE THE PRINCIPAL,

385
00:07:38,652 --> 00:07:40,154
BUT BELIEVE IT OR NOT,

386
00:07:40,195 --> 00:07:41,362
I WAS STILL TRYING

387
00:07:40,195 --> 00:07:41,362
TO THINK OF A WAY

388
00:07:41,404 --> 00:07:43,323
TO GET LUKE THAT AWARD.

389
00:07:44,616 --> 00:07:46,201
THEN I SAW SCOTT WHEELER.

390
00:07:46,243 --> 00:07:48,453
YEAH, HE WAS A NARC

391
00:07:46,243 --> 00:07:48,453
AND A GOODY TWO-SHOES,

392
00:07:48,495 --> 00:07:50,538
BUT HE WAS ALSO JUST A CHILD.

393
00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:52,791
AND I KNEW

394
00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:52,791
THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

395
00:07:52,833 --> 00:07:54,876
SOMETIMES ALL IT TAKES

396
00:07:52,833 --> 00:07:54,876
IS A LITTLE NUDGE.

397
00:08:00,465 --> 00:08:01,591
WHAT?

398
00:08:09,724 --> 00:08:11,893
HE IS SO ADORABLE.

399
00:08:09,724 --> 00:08:11,893
I KNOW, ISN'T HE?

400
00:08:11,935 --> 00:08:14,021
REMEMBER WHEN LILY

401
00:08:11,935 --> 00:08:14,021
WAS LIKE THIS?

402
00:08:14,062 --> 00:08:15,814
WHAT DO YOU SAY

403
00:08:14,062 --> 00:08:15,814
WHEN I'M NOT HERE?

404
00:08:15,856 --> 00:08:17,398
UM...

405
00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:18,817
JOE, LET'S SHOW MITCHELL

406
00:08:18,859 --> 00:08:20,401
HOW YOU CAN CATCH

407
00:08:18,859 --> 00:08:20,401
AND THROW THE BALL.

408
00:08:20,443 --> 00:08:21,444
LET'S SEE.

409
00:08:21,486 --> 00:08:23,197
WOW!

410
00:08:23,238 --> 00:08:24,405
IS THIS SO THAT

411
00:08:23,238 --> 00:08:24,405
I'LL LEARN?

412
00:08:24,447 --> 00:08:25,866
OH, YES ...

413
00:08:24,447 --> 00:08:25,866
WELL, NO, BUT, I MEAN,

414
00:08:25,907 --> 00:08:27,408
IF YOU PICK UP ON IT,

415
00:08:25,907 --> 00:08:27,408
THAT'D BE GREAT.

416
00:08:27,450 --> 00:08:28,702
OKAY, WELL, NO,

417
00:08:27,450 --> 00:08:28,702
ACTUALLY, HERE ...

418
00:08:28,743 --> 00:08:30,578
JOE, LET'S SHOW CAM

419
00:08:28,743 --> 00:08:30,578
HOW WE CAN DANCE, HUH?

420
00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:31,997
I LOVE A DANCE PARTY.

421
00:08:32,039 --> 00:08:33,332
OH, THERE WE ARE.

422
00:08:32,039 --> 00:08:33,332
I LIKE THIS BEAT.

423
00:08:33,373 --> 00:08:34,833
SHOULD I JOIN YOU?

424
00:08:33,373 --> 00:08:34,833
YES, OF COURSE.

425
00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:36,001
OKAY, IF YOU INSIST.

426
00:08:37,460 --> 00:08:40,214
OH, HOW FUN IS THIS?

427
00:08:37,460 --> 00:08:40,214
SO FUN.

428
00:08:40,255 --> 00:08:42,341
YOU LOOK SO HAPPY.

429
00:08:40,255 --> 00:08:42,341
YOU LOOK SO HAPPY.

430
00:08:42,423 --> 00:08:43,717
NO, SERIOUSLY,

431
00:08:42,423 --> 00:08:43,717
I WISH YOU COULD SEE

432
00:08:43,758 --> 00:08:45,426
THE HAPPY LOOK

433
00:08:43,758 --> 00:08:45,426
ON YOUR FACE.

434
00:08:45,468 --> 00:08:47,554
WELL, IF IT'S HALF AS HAPPY

435
00:08:45,468 --> 00:08:47,554
AS THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE...

436
00:08:50,557 --> 00:08:52,433
MITCHELL,

437
00:08:50,557 --> 00:08:52,433
ARE WE ALMOST DISCUSSING

438
00:08:52,475 --> 00:08:54,435
WHAT I THINK

439
00:08:52,475 --> 00:08:54,435
WE'RE ALMOST DISCUSSING?

440
00:08:54,477 --> 00:08:56,146
I WANT TO HAVE

441
00:08:54,477 --> 00:08:56,146
ANOTHER BABY.

442
00:08:54,477 --> 00:08:56,146
I DO, TOO.

443
00:08:56,188 --> 00:08:57,647
I JUST WAS AFRAID

444
00:08:56,188 --> 00:08:57,647
TO SAY ANYTHING.

445
00:08:57,689 --> 00:08:59,149
I WAS, TOO.

446
00:08:59,191 --> 00:09:00,525
I ... BUT THE TIMING

447
00:08:59,191 --> 00:09:00,525
SEEMS RIGHT, RIGHT?

448
00:09:00,567 --> 00:09:02,527
I MEAN, WE BOTH SEEM TO BE

449
00:09:00,567 --> 00:09:02,527
ON THE SAME PAGE.

450
00:09:02,569 --> 00:09:05,155
I-I JUST REALLY MISS

451
00:09:02,569 --> 00:09:05,155
HAVING A BABY AROUND.

452
00:09:05,197 --> 00:09:06,447
THE WRITING'S

453
00:09:05,197 --> 00:09:06,447
ON THE WALL.

454
00:09:06,489 --> 00:09:07,949
BUT MOSTLY

455
00:09:06,489 --> 00:09:07,949
ON THE CURTAINS.

456
00:09:07,991 --> 00:09:09,243
OH, BOY, OKAY.

457
00:09:09,284 --> 00:09:11,119
OH.

458
00:09:09,284 --> 00:09:11,119
ALL RIGHT.

459
00:09:09,284 --> 00:09:11,119
THAT'S FINE.

460
00:09:19,502 --> 00:09:22,422
THERE'S WATER UNDERNEATH

461
00:09:19,502 --> 00:09:22,422
THE SEAT THERE IF YOU WANT IT.

462
00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,261
THOSE GUYS

463
00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,261
AT THE LOADING DOCK

464
00:09:27,302 --> 00:09:28,720
REALLY GAVE ME

465
00:09:27,302 --> 00:09:28,720
THE BUSINESS

466
00:09:28,762 --> 00:09:31,181
WHEN THEY FOUND OUT

467
00:09:28,762 --> 00:09:31,181
I WAS HAULING A PRINCESS CASTLE.

468
00:09:35,810 --> 00:09:39,480
SOMETHING WAS BUGGING HIM.

469
00:09:35,810 --> 00:09:39,480
HE NEEDED TO TALK.

470
00:09:39,522 --> 00:09:41,775
IT'S LIKE

471
00:09:39,522 --> 00:09:41,775
I DON'T WANT TO BE HAPPY.

472
00:09:41,816 --> 00:09:45,320
WELL, YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY GOT

473
00:09:41,816 --> 00:09:45,320
SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND.

474
00:09:45,362 --> 00:09:46,738
CLAIRE AND I HAD A THING.

475
00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:48,073
OH, YOU'RE

476
00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:48,073
JUST GONNA MAKE FUN OF ME.

477
00:09:48,115 --> 00:09:51,868
NO, I PROMISE

478
00:09:48,115 --> 00:09:51,868
I WON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU.

479
00:09:51,910 --> 00:09:54,162
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED

480
00:09:51,910 --> 00:09:54,162
A "MS. PAC-MAN" MACHINE,

481
00:09:54,204 --> 00:09:55,414
BUT CLAIRE SAID NO.

482
00:09:55,455 --> 00:09:57,498
ACTUALLY,

483
00:09:55,455 --> 00:09:57,498
SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

484
00:09:57,540 --> 00:09:59,751
SHE JUST MADE A DISAPPROVING

485
00:09:57,540 --> 00:09:59,751
NOISE, AND I ROLLED OVER.

486
00:09:59,793 --> 00:10:00,794
PRETTY WIMPY, HUH?

487
00:10:00,835 --> 00:10:02,129
NO. I'VE BEEN THERE.

488
00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:03,755
REALLY?

489
00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:03,755
YOU HAVE TO SOMETIMES.

490
00:10:03,797 --> 00:10:05,590
THAT'S THE WAY

491
00:10:03,797 --> 00:10:05,590
MARRIAGES WORK.

492
00:10:05,632 --> 00:10:09,136
ALL THIS HAPPY WIFE,

493
00:10:05,632 --> 00:10:09,136
HAPPY LIFE SORT OF STUFF.

494
00:10:09,177 --> 00:10:11,221
TELL YOU

495
00:10:09,177 --> 00:10:11,221
WHAT WOULD MAKE ME HAPPY.

496
00:10:11,263 --> 00:10:12,513
THIS BAD BOY RIGHT HERE.

497
00:10:12,555 --> 00:10:13,514
IT'S STILL

498
00:10:12,555 --> 00:10:13,514
IN MY SHOPPING CART

499
00:10:13,556 --> 00:10:15,183
'CAUSE I JUST CAN'T SAY

500
00:10:13,556 --> 00:10:15,183
GOODBYE.

501
00:10:15,225 --> 00:10:16,393
WHO DOESN'T WANT

502
00:10:15,225 --> 00:10:16,393
A HAPPY LIFE?

503
00:10:16,435 --> 00:10:17,560
BUT SOON YOU'RE SAYING,

504
00:10:16,435 --> 00:10:17,560
"YES, DEAR,"

505
00:10:17,602 --> 00:10:18,979
AND, "WHATEVER YOU NEED,

506
00:10:17,602 --> 00:10:18,979
DEAR,"

507
00:10:19,020 --> 00:10:20,314
WITHOUT

508
00:10:19,020 --> 00:10:20,314
EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT.

509
00:10:20,355 --> 00:10:22,107
ANTI-GLARE PLEXI,

510
00:10:20,355 --> 00:10:22,107
REINFORCED PODIUM.

511
00:10:22,149 --> 00:10:24,609
STAND UP EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,

512
00:10:22,149 --> 00:10:24,609
YOU LOSE ALL YOUR POWER.

513
00:10:24,651 --> 00:10:26,236
IT'S EVEN GOT A WRIST PAD

514
00:10:24,651 --> 00:10:26,236
FOR YOUR KNOB HAND.

515
00:10:26,278 --> 00:10:27,528
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,

516
00:10:27,570 --> 00:10:29,697
YOU'RE PICKING UP

517
00:10:27,570 --> 00:10:29,697
A PINK PRINCESS CASTLE

518
00:10:29,739 --> 00:10:31,532
FOR YOUR

519
00:10:29,739 --> 00:10:31,532
PEDICURED 2-YEAR-OLD,

520
00:10:31,574 --> 00:10:33,243
SAYING GOODBYE

521
00:10:31,574 --> 00:10:33,243
TO YOUR LAST CHANCE

522
00:10:33,285 --> 00:10:35,536
TO HAVE ONE RED-BLOODED MAN

523
00:10:33,285 --> 00:10:35,536
IN THE FAMILY.

524
00:10:35,578 --> 00:10:37,538
AND YOU'RE GETTING

525
00:10:35,578 --> 00:10:37,538
THAT DAMN GAME, PHIL!

526
00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:40,541
WHAT IN THE NAME OF "PAC-MAN"

527
00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:40,541
CREATOR TORU IWATANI

528
00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:42,127
HAVE YOU DONE?

529
00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:42,127
YOU DESERVE IT.

530
00:10:42,169 --> 00:10:44,045
YOU WORK HARD.

531
00:10:42,169 --> 00:10:44,045
YOU PROVIDE FOR YOUR FAMILY.

532
00:10:44,087 --> 00:10:45,255
NO REGRETS.

533
00:10:45,297 --> 00:10:47,382
YOU KNOW WHAT?

534
00:10:45,297 --> 00:10:47,382
I DON'T REGRET IT.

535
00:10:47,424 --> 00:10:49,217
'COURSE YOU DON'T.

536
00:10:49,259 --> 00:10:52,053
I'M THE OWNER

537
00:10:49,259 --> 00:10:52,053
OF A "MS. PAC-MAN"!

538
00:10:53,430 --> 00:10:55,556
THIS IS EXHILARATING!

539
00:10:55,598 --> 00:10:57,558
THANKS, JAY. AHH.

540
00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,060
YOU KNOW,

541
00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,060
EVERY NOW AND THEN,

542
00:10:59,102 --> 00:11:00,354
I WONDER HOW YOU

543
00:10:59,102 --> 00:11:00,354
REALLY FEEL ABOUT ME ...

544
00:10:59,102 --> 00:11:00,354
BUP BUP BUP BUP!

545
00:11:00,395 --> 00:11:02,605
I'M SURE YOU'D DO

546
00:11:00,395 --> 00:11:02,605
THE SAME FOR ME.

547
00:11:04,065 --> 00:11:05,400
GOTCHA.

548
00:11:04,065 --> 00:11:05,400
GOOD.

549
00:11:05,442 --> 00:11:07,444
MESSAGE RECEIVED.

550
00:11:05,442 --> 00:11:07,444
GOOD.

551
00:11:12,615 --> 00:11:13,825
WHAT THE HELL

552
00:11:12,615 --> 00:11:13,825
DID YOU DO?

553
00:11:13,867 --> 00:11:15,369
I THOUGHT

554
00:11:13,867 --> 00:11:15,369
YOU SENT ME A MESSAGE!

555
00:11:15,410 --> 00:11:16,661
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

556
00:11:16,703 --> 00:11:18,413
THANK GOD

557
00:11:16,703 --> 00:11:18,413
IT'S STILL IN ONE PIECE.

558
00:11:18,455 --> 00:11:19,580
WE CAN PROBABLY ...

559
00:11:19,622 --> 00:11:21,166
OH!

560
00:11:29,799 --> 00:11:31,092
OKAY, DUMMY.

561
00:11:31,134 --> 00:11:32,593
WE GET THIS THING

562
00:11:31,134 --> 00:11:32,593
IN THE BACKYARD,

563
00:11:32,635 --> 00:11:33,803
WE NAIL IT TOGETHER,

564
00:11:33,845 --> 00:11:35,222
AND GLORIA

565
00:11:33,845 --> 00:11:35,222
WILL NEVER FIND OUT.

566
00:11:35,263 --> 00:11:36,390
DON'T DO THIS, JAY.

567
00:11:36,431 --> 00:11:38,475
AS YOUR BEST FRIEND,

568
00:11:36,431 --> 00:11:38,475
I IMPLORE YOU.

569
00:11:38,517 --> 00:11:39,976
IF WE REBUILD

570
00:11:38,517 --> 00:11:39,976
THIS CASTLE,

571
00:11:40,018 --> 00:11:41,602
WE TEAR DOWN

572
00:11:40,018 --> 00:11:41,602
EVERYTHING WE BUILT TODAY.

573
00:11:41,644 --> 00:11:43,313
WHAT? AND WHAT?

574
00:11:43,355 --> 00:11:44,647
WE STOOD UP FOR OURSELVES.

575
00:11:44,689 --> 00:11:46,316
THERE'S NO TURNING BACK.

576
00:11:46,358 --> 00:11:48,985
WE'RE GOING TO TELL CLAIRE

577
00:11:46,358 --> 00:11:48,985
AND GLORIA WHAT WE DID.

578
00:11:49,027 --> 00:11:51,446
I'M SCARED, PHIL, OKAY?

579
00:11:51,488 --> 00:11:53,532
THEY COUNT ON THAT FEAR.

580
00:11:51,488 --> 00:11:53,532
THEY FEED OFF IT.

581
00:11:53,572 --> 00:11:54,615
NO MORE.

582
00:11:56,243 --> 00:11:59,204
SOMEONE'S LOOKING

583
00:11:56,243 --> 00:11:59,204
SEXY AND SWEATY.

584
00:11:59,246 --> 00:12:00,247
THAT'S RIGHT.

585
00:12:00,288 --> 00:12:01,664
AND THIS SEXY, SWEATY SOMEONE

586
00:12:01,706 --> 00:12:03,624
IS NOW THE PROUD OWNER

587
00:12:01,706 --> 00:12:03,624
OF A VINTAGE "MS. PAC-MAN" GAME.

588
00:12:03,666 --> 00:12:05,252
OH, IT CAME?

589
00:12:05,293 --> 00:12:07,795
THEY PROMISED THEY WEREN'T GONNA

590
00:12:05,293 --> 00:12:07,795
DELIVER IT UNTIL TOMORROW.

591
00:12:07,837 --> 00:12:09,672
I WANTED TO BE THERE

592
00:12:07,837 --> 00:12:09,672
TO SEE YOUR FACE.

593
00:12:09,714 --> 00:12:11,216
IT WAS KILLING ME

594
00:12:09,714 --> 00:12:11,216
THIS MORNING

595
00:12:11,258 --> 00:12:12,633
WHEN YOU SAID

596
00:12:11,258 --> 00:12:12,633
YOU WANTED TO GET YOUR OWN.

597
00:12:12,675 --> 00:12:14,635
DO YA LOVE IT?

598
00:12:14,677 --> 00:12:15,554
LOVE ... I LOVE YOU.

599
00:12:15,594 --> 00:12:16,304
YEAH.

600
00:12:16,346 --> 00:12:17,638
JAY?

601
00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:18,890
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?

602
00:12:18,932 --> 00:12:20,683
JOE'S GONNA BE HERE

603
00:12:18,932 --> 00:12:20,683
IN 30 MINUTES.

604
00:12:20,725 --> 00:12:23,644
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CASTLE?

605
00:12:23,686 --> 00:12:24,645
LITTLE SNAFU.

606
00:12:24,687 --> 00:12:25,646
ABOUT

607
00:12:24,687 --> 00:12:25,646
THIS PRINCESS CASTLE ...

608
00:12:25,688 --> 00:12:26,647
WHAT'S THAT?

609
00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:28,483
BLACK PAINT

610
00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:28,483
AND A SKULL FLAG

611
00:12:28,525 --> 00:12:30,651
SO THAT WE CAN TURN

612
00:12:28,525 --> 00:12:30,651
THIS PRINCESS THING

613
00:12:30,693 --> 00:12:31,652
INTO A PIRATE CASTLE.

614
00:12:31,694 --> 00:12:32,653
PIRATE CASTLE?

615
00:12:32,695 --> 00:12:33,863
YES. HE'S A BOY.

616
00:12:33,905 --> 00:12:35,490
WE HAVE TALKED

617
00:12:33,905 --> 00:12:35,490
ABOUT THIS.

618
00:12:35,532 --> 00:12:36,824
WHY DO MEN

619
00:12:35,532 --> 00:12:36,824
NEVER LISTEN?

620
00:12:36,866 --> 00:12:38,952
IT'S ALWAYS,

621
00:12:36,866 --> 00:12:38,952
"SURE, HONEY. SURE, HONEY."

622
00:12:38,993 --> 00:12:40,912
I DON'T KNOW.

623
00:12:38,993 --> 00:12:40,912
MARRIAGE IS HARD.

624
00:12:41,996 --> 00:12:43,582
OKAY, WE CAN SOLVE

625
00:12:41,996 --> 00:12:43,582
BOTH OUR PROBLEMS.

626
00:12:43,622 --> 00:12:45,708
WE PUT THIS PRINCESS CASTLE

627
00:12:43,622 --> 00:12:45,708
TOGETHER IN THE NEXT 30 MINUTES.

628
00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:47,127
LET'S GO! GO, GO!

629
00:12:47,168 --> 00:12:48,627
HOW DOES THAT

630
00:12:47,168 --> 00:12:48,627
SOLVE MY PROBLEM?

631
00:12:47,168 --> 00:12:48,627
JUST GO!

632
00:12:51,131 --> 00:12:52,549
OH, MY GOSH,

633
00:12:51,131 --> 00:12:52,549
WHAT HAPPENED?

634
00:12:52,591 --> 00:12:54,384
JOE TOOK LILY'S CAR

635
00:12:52,591 --> 00:12:54,384
FOR A LITTLE SPIN.

636
00:12:54,426 --> 00:12:56,677
HAD A LITTLE FERN-DER BENDER,

637
00:12:54,426 --> 00:12:56,677
BUT IT'S OKAY. IT'S FINE.

638
00:12:56,719 --> 00:12:58,179
WELL, THE CURTAINS

639
00:12:56,719 --> 00:12:58,179
HE DREW ON

640
00:12:58,221 --> 00:12:59,556
ARE GONNA NEED TO BE

641
00:12:58,221 --> 00:12:59,556
PROFESSIONALLY CLEANED,

642
00:12:59,598 --> 00:13:00,848
BUT THEY WERE OVERDUE.

643
00:12:59,598 --> 00:13:00,848
OH.

644
00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:03,351
YEAH. IT'S FUN HAVING

645
00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:03,351
THIS ENERGY BACK IN THE HOUSE.

646
00:13:03,393 --> 00:13:06,687
IT IS. WHERE IS THAT LITTLE

647
00:13:03,393 --> 00:13:06,687
PUDDING-FILLED ROCKET, ANYWAY?

648
00:13:06,729 --> 00:13:08,356
OH, THERE HE IS.

649
00:13:06,729 --> 00:13:08,356
THERE HE GOES.

650
00:13:08,398 --> 00:13:09,857
YOU SEE HIM?

651
00:13:08,398 --> 00:13:09,857
OKAY, YEAH, HE'S GOING

652
00:13:08,398 --> 00:13:09,857
INTO THE BATHROOM.

653
00:13:09,899 --> 00:13:11,401
OKAY. OH.

654
00:13:09,899 --> 00:13:11,401
IT'S LOCKED.

655
00:13:09,899 --> 00:13:11,401
LOCKED?

656
00:13:11,443 --> 00:13:12,693
I'M GONNA GO AROUND

657
00:13:11,443 --> 00:13:12,693
TO THE OTHER DOOR. YEAH.

658
00:13:12,735 --> 00:13:13,820
JOE!

659
00:13:12,735 --> 00:13:13,820
JOE!

660
00:13:16,197 --> 00:13:17,574
OKAY, WELL,

661
00:13:16,197 --> 00:13:17,574
THAT'S GONNA CLOG.

662
00:13:17,616 --> 00:13:18,617
ALL RIGHT,

663
00:13:17,616 --> 00:13:18,617
I'LL GET THE PLUNGER.

664
00:13:18,657 --> 00:13:19,700
OKAY, NOW,

665
00:13:18,657 --> 00:13:19,700
SWEETIE, LISTEN.

666
00:13:19,742 --> 00:13:21,161
WE CAN'T USE

667
00:13:19,742 --> 00:13:21,161
THAT MUCH TOILET PAPER

668
00:13:21,202 --> 00:13:22,120
BECAUSE IT'S WASTEFUL.

669
00:13:23,037 --> 00:13:24,705
OH, MY GOSH.

670
00:13:23,037 --> 00:13:24,705
MY KEYS.

671
00:13:25,915 --> 00:13:27,501
NO, NO!

672
00:13:25,915 --> 00:13:27,501
NO! NO, NO, NO!

673
00:13:27,542 --> 00:13:29,002
OH, GOOD,

674
00:13:27,542 --> 00:13:29,002
IT DIDN'T CLOG.

675
00:13:29,043 --> 00:13:30,170
OKAY. OH, GEEZ.

676
00:13:33,131 --> 00:13:35,425
LILY, DID YOU SPILL PURPLE PAINT

677
00:13:33,131 --> 00:13:35,425
ON THE FLOOR?

678
00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:37,093
YEAH,

679
00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:37,093
I'M THE PROBLEM TODAY.

680
00:13:37,135 --> 00:13:38,345
OH, GEEZ.

681
00:13:38,386 --> 00:13:40,597
OH, GOD!

682
00:13:38,386 --> 00:13:40,597
THE VANDERKOFF!

683
00:13:40,639 --> 00:13:41,722
WHAT?

684
00:13:41,764 --> 00:13:42,765
OH, GOD,

685
00:13:41,764 --> 00:13:42,765
THE VANDERKOFF!

686
00:13:42,807 --> 00:13:44,559
IT'S OKAY.

687
00:13:42,807 --> 00:13:44,559
IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.

688
00:13:44,601 --> 00:13:46,186
WE'LL ... WE'LL JUST GET IT

689
00:13:44,601 --> 00:13:46,186
PROFESSIONALLY CLEANED.

690
00:13:46,227 --> 00:13:47,728
YEAH, W-WE'LL JUST THROW IT IN

691
00:13:46,227 --> 00:13:47,728
WITH THE CURTAINS.

692
00:13:47,770 --> 00:13:48,980
BALL!

693
00:13:49,022 --> 00:13:50,440
OH, NO,

694
00:13:49,022 --> 00:13:50,440
THAT'S NOT A BALL.

695
00:13:50,482 --> 00:13:51,732
THAT'S NOT A BALL, NO.

696
00:13:50,482 --> 00:13:51,732
NO, NO, NO.

697
00:13:51,774 --> 00:13:53,527
THAT'S A CRIMINALLY EXPENSIVE

698
00:13:51,774 --> 00:13:53,527
SANTANGELO BOWL.

699
00:13:53,568 --> 00:13:54,777
OKAY, I'M GONNA

700
00:13:53,568 --> 00:13:54,777
SNEAK AROUND BEHIND HIM

701
00:13:54,819 --> 00:13:56,196
AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA

702
00:13:54,819 --> 00:13:56,196
KEEP HIM TALKING.

703
00:13:56,237 --> 00:13:57,780
JOE, YOU DON'T WANT

704
00:13:56,237 --> 00:13:57,780
TO DO THIS.

705
00:13:57,822 --> 00:14:00,033
YOU KNOW, AS OF RIGHT NOW,

706
00:13:57,822 --> 00:14:00,033
YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG.

707
00:14:00,074 --> 00:14:01,742
YOU JUST

708
00:14:00,074 --> 00:14:01,742
HAND THAT OVER TO ME,

709
00:14:01,784 --> 00:14:03,744
AND IT'S LIKE

710
00:14:01,784 --> 00:14:03,744
NOTHING EVER HAPPENED, SEE?

711
00:14:03,786 --> 00:14:06,122
OKAY, HE'S NOT BABY FACE NELSON.

712
00:14:03,786 --> 00:14:06,122
HE'S AN ACTUAL BABY.

713
00:14:06,164 --> 00:14:07,666
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

714
00:14:06,164 --> 00:14:07,666
YOU WANT TO HELP OUT?

715
00:14:07,706 --> 00:14:08,749
SLIDE SOMETHING UNDERNEATH IT

716
00:14:07,706 --> 00:14:08,749
LIKE A THROW PILLOW.

717
00:14:08,791 --> 00:14:09,626
THROW!

718
00:14:09,668 --> 00:14:10,585
AAH!

719
00:14:10,627 --> 00:14:11,545
OH.

720
00:14:11,586 --> 00:14:12,753
OH.

721
00:14:12,795 --> 00:14:14,589
AAH!

722
00:14:14,631 --> 00:14:16,799
YOU FORGET WHAT A HANDFUL KIDS

723
00:14:14,631 --> 00:14:16,799
ARE WHEN THEY'RE LITTLE, HUH?

724
00:14:16,841 --> 00:14:18,426
YEAH, I DIDN'T REALIZE

725
00:14:16,841 --> 00:14:18,426
HOW EASY WE HAVE IT

726
00:14:18,468 --> 00:14:20,387
NOW THAT LILY'S

727
00:14:18,468 --> 00:14:20,387
SO INDEPENDENT.

728
00:14:18,468 --> 00:14:20,387
YEAH.

729
00:14:20,428 --> 00:14:22,763
PLUS, WE'RE NOT AS YOUNG AS

730
00:14:20,428 --> 00:14:22,763
WE WERE WHEN SHE WAS LIKE THIS.

731
00:14:22,805 --> 00:14:24,182
MITCHELL, ARE ... ARE

732
00:14:22,805 --> 00:14:24,182
WE ALMOST DISCUSSING

733
00:14:24,224 --> 00:14:25,684
WHAT I THINK

734
00:14:24,224 --> 00:14:25,684
WE'RE ALMOST DISCUSSING?

735
00:14:25,725 --> 00:14:27,852
MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T RUSH

736
00:14:25,725 --> 00:14:27,852
INTO HAVING ANOTHER KID?

737
00:14:27,894 --> 00:14:30,813
IT'S A BIG DECISION, AND I LOVE

738
00:14:27,894 --> 00:14:30,813
THE WAY OUR LIVES ARE NOW.

739
00:14:30,855 --> 00:14:33,358
OH, GOD, ME TOO!

740
00:14:30,855 --> 00:14:33,358
OHH.

741
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,485
TH-TH-THIS DOESN'T MAKE US

742
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,485
SELFISH PEOPLE, DOES IT?

743
00:14:35,527 --> 00:14:37,028
OF COURSE NOT.

744
00:14:37,070 --> 00:14:39,739
BABY JOE'S

745
00:14:37,070 --> 00:14:39,739
STUCK IN THE WELL.

746
00:14:41,324 --> 00:14:42,742
LEAVE HIM.

747
00:14:41,324 --> 00:14:42,742
HE'S FINE.

748
00:14:46,454 --> 00:14:48,164
NO, NO, NO.

749
00:14:46,454 --> 00:14:48,164
A LITTLE BIT MORE TO THE LEFT.

750
00:14:48,206 --> 00:14:49,790
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

751
00:14:49,832 --> 00:14:50,791
I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO

752
00:14:49,832 --> 00:14:50,791
BEG YOU TO GO SHOPPING.

753
00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:52,168
WELL, I HAVE TO MAKE SURE

754
00:14:52,210 --> 00:14:53,794
THAT YOU'RE PUTTING THAT THING

755
00:14:52,210 --> 00:14:53,794
IN THE RIGHT PLACE

756
00:14:53,836 --> 00:14:55,880
SINCE THIS STUPID, HORRIBLE JOB

757
00:14:53,836 --> 00:14:55,880
IS SO IMPORTANT TO YOU.

758
00:14:55,922 --> 00:14:57,674
AY, HALEY, I HAVE TO SAY

759
00:14:57,716 --> 00:14:59,842
TODAY I LOST

760
00:14:57,716 --> 00:14:59,842
A LITTLE BIT OF RESPECT FOR YOU.

761
00:14:59,884 --> 00:15:01,802
GOODBYE, GLORIA.

762
00:15:01,844 --> 00:15:03,804
YOU NEED TO LEARN

763
00:15:01,844 --> 00:15:03,804
HOW TO STAND UP FOR YOURSELF.

764
00:15:03,846 --> 00:15:06,182
DO YOU KNOW HOW EASY THAT IS

765
00:15:03,846 --> 00:15:06,182
FOR YOU TO SAY?

766
00:15:06,224 --> 00:15:08,893
NO, NO. NOTHING IN ENGLISH

767
00:15:06,224 --> 00:15:08,893
IS EASY FOR ME TO SAY.

768
00:15:08,935 --> 00:15:11,396
UNLIKE YOU,

769
00:15:08,935 --> 00:15:11,396
I DON'T HAVE A RICH HUSBAND.

770
00:15:11,438 --> 00:15:13,690
WHAT I DO HAVE IS A REPUTATION

771
00:15:11,438 --> 00:15:13,690
FOR BEING A SCREW-UP

772
00:15:13,732 --> 00:15:15,483
WHO NEVER FOLLOWS THROUGH

773
00:15:13,732 --> 00:15:15,483
ON ANYTHING.

774
00:15:16,859 --> 00:15:18,486
WHICH IS WHY, IN CASE

775
00:15:16,859 --> 00:15:18,486
YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,

776
00:15:18,528 --> 00:15:20,697
I'M IN MY THIRD YEAR

777
00:15:18,528 --> 00:15:20,697
OF A TWO-YEAR COLLEGE PROGRAM

778
00:15:20,739 --> 00:15:22,490
AND STILL LIVING

779
00:15:20,739 --> 00:15:22,490
IN MY PARENTS' BASEMENT.

780
00:15:22,532 --> 00:15:24,825
LOOK, I KNOW

781
00:15:22,532 --> 00:15:24,825
THAT THIS JOB SUCKS,

782
00:15:24,867 --> 00:15:27,328
BUT IT MIGHT ACTUALLY LEAD

783
00:15:24,867 --> 00:15:27,328
TO SOMETHING.

784
00:15:27,370 --> 00:15:29,122
DO YOU KNOW WHO

785
00:15:27,370 --> 00:15:29,122
HAD THIS JOB FIVE YEARS AGO?

786
00:15:29,163 --> 00:15:32,542
GAVIN, AND HE WORKED FOR AN EVEN

787
00:15:29,163 --> 00:15:32,542
BIGGER JACKASS THAN HE IS.

788
00:15:32,584 --> 00:15:34,835
HEY!

789
00:15:32,584 --> 00:15:34,835
THAT WAS A QUICK LUNCH.

790
00:15:34,877 --> 00:15:35,836
YEAH,

791
00:15:34,877 --> 00:15:35,836
THE LINE WAS TOO SHORT.

792
00:15:35,878 --> 00:15:37,547
IT'S OVER.

793
00:15:35,878 --> 00:15:37,547
I CAN'T BE SEEN THERE.

794
00:15:37,589 --> 00:15:40,675
I WOULDN'T WANT PEOPLE

795
00:15:37,589 --> 00:15:40,675
TO THINK I WAS A JACKASS.

796
00:15:41,676 --> 00:15:42,843
UH, LOOK, WHEN ...

797
00:15:41,676 --> 00:15:42,843
WHEN I SAID THAT,

798
00:15:42,885 --> 00:15:44,429
I REALLY DIDN'T ...

799
00:15:44,471 --> 00:15:45,722
OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,

800
00:15:44,471 --> 00:15:45,722
YOU WERE JUST LEAVING.

801
00:15:45,764 --> 00:15:46,847
SECOND OF ALL,

802
00:15:45,764 --> 00:15:46,847
MAYBE PERMANENTLY.

803
00:15:47,890 --> 00:15:49,892
UM. YEAH.

804
00:15:51,728 --> 00:15:52,853
FASTER.

805
00:15:52,895 --> 00:15:53,938
YOU KNOW WHAT, GAVIN?

806
00:15:53,980 --> 00:15:54,855
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF ...

807
00:15:53,980 --> 00:15:54,855
NO.

808
00:15:54,897 --> 00:15:55,856
WHAT? WHY NOT?

809
00:15:55,898 --> 00:15:57,108
IT'S TIME I STOOD UP

810
00:15:55,898 --> 00:15:57,108
TO THIS GUY.

811
00:15:57,150 --> 00:15:58,735
I'M PROBABLY

812
00:15:57,150 --> 00:15:58,735
GONNA GET FIRED,

813
00:15:58,777 --> 00:15:59,653
SO I MIGHT AS WELL

814
00:15:58,777 --> 00:15:59,653
GET IN A COUPLE SHOTS

815
00:15:59,694 --> 00:16:00,861
BEFORE I LOSE MY DENTAL.

816
00:16:00,903 --> 00:16:01,862
NO, YOU WERE

817
00:16:00,903 --> 00:16:01,862
RIGHT BEFORE.

818
00:16:01,904 --> 00:16:03,072
IT'S VERY EASY

819
00:16:01,904 --> 00:16:03,072
TO BE LIKE ME,

820
00:16:03,114 --> 00:16:04,865
TO SCREAM FIRST

821
00:16:03,114 --> 00:16:04,865
AND THINK LATER.

822
00:16:04,907 --> 00:16:06,493
BUT THAT'S

823
00:16:04,907 --> 00:16:06,493
NOT HOW THE WORLD WORKS.

824
00:16:06,534 --> 00:16:07,327
LET ME GO TALK TO HIM.

825
00:16:07,368 --> 00:16:08,869
NO.

826
00:16:07,368 --> 00:16:08,869
YES.

827
00:16:08,911 --> 00:16:10,330
I CAUSED ALL THIS.

828
00:16:10,371 --> 00:16:12,873
ANYWAYS, IT'S GOOD FOR ME

829
00:16:10,371 --> 00:16:12,873
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE

830
00:16:12,915 --> 00:16:15,502
TO SWALLOW MY PRIDE.

831
00:16:18,505 --> 00:16:20,465
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

832
00:16:18,505 --> 00:16:20,465
OH.

833
00:16:20,507 --> 00:16:22,509
I JUST WANT YOU

834
00:16:20,507 --> 00:16:22,509
TO LISTEN TO MY VOICE

835
00:16:22,550 --> 00:16:25,136
AND LOOK INTO MY EYES

836
00:16:22,550 --> 00:16:25,136
AND ASK YOURSELF,

837
00:16:25,178 --> 00:16:27,888
"DID THIS WOMAN MADE IT

838
00:16:25,178 --> 00:16:27,888
ALL THE WAY HERE FROM COLOMBIA

839
00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:29,974
WITHOUT KNOWING

840
00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:29,974
SOME VERY BAD MEN

841
00:16:30,016 --> 00:16:33,812
WHO WOULD LOVE

842
00:16:30,016 --> 00:16:33,812
TO DO HER A FAVOR?"

843
00:16:36,523 --> 00:16:38,983
OKAY. I DON'T KNOW

844
00:16:36,523 --> 00:16:38,983
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT,

845
00:16:39,025 --> 00:16:41,068
BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD

846
00:16:39,025 --> 00:16:41,068
TO APOLOGIZE.

847
00:16:43,446 --> 00:16:44,905
OH, MY GOD,

848
00:16:43,446 --> 00:16:44,905
I STILL HAVE MY JOB.

849
00:16:44,947 --> 00:16:46,741
OH, THAT'S GREAT!

850
00:16:44,947 --> 00:16:46,741
LET'S GO CELEBRATE!

851
00:16:47,950 --> 00:16:49,494
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

852
00:16:47,950 --> 00:16:49,494
I CAN'T.

853
00:16:49,536 --> 00:16:50,911
I HAVE TO GO SPREAD SEEDS

854
00:16:49,536 --> 00:16:50,911
ON HIS FRONT LAWN

855
00:16:50,953 --> 00:16:52,913
SO HE CAN RUN THROUGH BIRDS

856
00:16:50,953 --> 00:16:52,913
WHEN HE GETS HOME.

857
00:16:52,955 --> 00:16:56,459
I HAVE ONE MORE THING

858
00:16:52,955 --> 00:16:56,459
THAT I NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR.

859
00:16:58,961 --> 00:17:01,840
CALL ME THE PERIODIC TABLE,

860
00:16:58,961 --> 00:17:01,840
'CAUSE I GOT ALL THE "METALS."

861
00:17:01,881 --> 00:17:02,632
YEAH!

862
00:17:02,674 --> 00:17:03,842
THAT'S NICE, HONEY.

863
00:17:03,883 --> 00:17:05,134
LUKE, HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

864
00:17:05,176 --> 00:17:07,303
WELL, LUKE WON

865
00:17:05,176 --> 00:17:07,303
THE BONIFACE INTEGRITY AWARD,

866
00:17:07,345 --> 00:17:08,929
WHEREAS I GOT ALL ...

867
00:17:08,971 --> 00:17:10,223
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

868
00:17:10,264 --> 00:17:11,932
THAT IS FANTASTIC!

869
00:17:11,974 --> 00:17:12,809
I'M SO PROUD OF ...

870
00:17:12,851 --> 00:17:14,394
THE BONERFACE!

871
00:17:14,435 --> 00:17:16,396
YOU WIN THAT AWARD,

872
00:17:14,435 --> 00:17:16,396
EVERYONE CALLS YOU "BONERFACE."

873
00:17:16,437 --> 00:17:17,938
IT'S THE SUPER NERD AWARD.

874
00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:20,316
MY UNDERWEAR GOT PULLED

875
00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:20,316
OVER MY HEAD BY A GIRL.

876
00:17:20,358 --> 00:17:21,942
IT ALWAYS GOES

877
00:17:20,358 --> 00:17:21,942
TO SCOTT WHEELER,

878
00:17:21,984 --> 00:17:24,320
BUT SOMEONE PUSHED HIS CAR

879
00:17:21,984 --> 00:17:24,320
INTO A HANDICAPPED SPOT

880
00:17:24,362 --> 00:17:25,946
SO I'D GET THE AWARD.

881
00:17:25,988 --> 00:17:27,990
AND I THINK I KNOW

882
00:17:25,988 --> 00:17:27,990
EXACTLY WHO DID IT.

883
00:17:28,032 --> 00:17:29,826
WELL ...

884
00:17:28,032 --> 00:17:29,826
MANNY!

885
00:17:29,868 --> 00:17:32,119
YOU FRAMED SCOTT WHEELER

886
00:17:29,868 --> 00:17:32,119
SO I'D WIN THE BONERFACE.

887
00:17:32,161 --> 00:17:33,663
IT ADDS UP.

888
00:17:33,705 --> 00:17:35,248
FIRST, LOWER YOUR VOICE.

889
00:17:33,705 --> 00:17:35,248
WE'RE NOT STEVEDORES.

890
00:17:35,289 --> 00:17:36,541
SECOND, YOU'RE WRONG.

891
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:37,958
THIRD,

892
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:37,958
IT SERVES YOU RIGHT, ANYWAY,

893
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,168
AFTER YOU HIT ON

894
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,168
SARAH FINK.

895
00:17:39,210 --> 00:17:40,754
OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

896
00:17:40,795 --> 00:17:41,962
THERE ARE PLENTY

897
00:17:40,795 --> 00:17:41,962
OF OTHER GIRLS OUT THERE.

898
00:17:42,004 --> 00:17:42,963
GET OVER IT.

899
00:17:44,215 --> 00:17:46,175
THAT CINNAMON STICK

900
00:17:44,215 --> 00:17:46,175
IS FROM SRI LANKA!

901
00:17:46,217 --> 00:17:47,468
GET OFF ME!

902
00:17:47,510 --> 00:17:48,969
YOU SMELL

903
00:17:47,510 --> 00:17:48,969
LIKE A CANDLE.

904
00:17:49,011 --> 00:17:51,639
IT'S LAVENDER BATH BEADS,

905
00:17:49,011 --> 00:17:51,639
YOU SON OF A BITCH!

906
00:17:51,681 --> 00:17:54,768
AND THE AWARD FOR

907
00:17:51,681 --> 00:17:54,768
THE SADDEST BRAWL GOES TO...

908
00:17:54,809 --> 00:17:56,018
OKAY, STOP IT! STOP IT!

909
00:17:54,809 --> 00:17:56,018
STOP IT! STOP IT!

910
00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:58,563
I DID IT! I DID IT!

911
00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:58,563
I GOT YOU THE BONERFACE!

912
00:17:58,605 --> 00:18:00,981
UGH, THE BONIFA...

913
00:17:58,605 --> 00:18:00,981
WHAT'S IT CALLED?

914
00:18:01,023 --> 00:18:02,358
JUST GET OUT OF HERE.

915
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,484
YOU?

916
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,484
YES.

917
00:18:03,526 --> 00:18:04,985
WHY?

918
00:18:05,027 --> 00:18:06,987
BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW

919
00:18:05,027 --> 00:18:06,987
IT WAS A NERD AWARD.

920
00:18:07,029 --> 00:18:09,449
I JUST KNEW IT WAS AN AWARD,

921
00:18:07,029 --> 00:18:09,449
AND I WANTED YOU TO HAVE ONE.

922
00:18:09,490 --> 00:18:10,991
AND YOU WERE SECOND IN LINE

923
00:18:09,490 --> 00:18:10,991
TO GET IT, ANYWAY,

924
00:18:11,033 --> 00:18:12,577
SO I JUST, YOU KNOW...

925
00:18:12,619 --> 00:18:14,995
RIGGED IT

926
00:18:12,619 --> 00:18:14,995
BECAUSE YOU THINK I'M A LOSER

927
00:18:15,037 --> 00:18:16,581
WHO COULD NEVER WIN

928
00:18:15,037 --> 00:18:16,581
HIS OWN AWARD?

929
00:18:16,623 --> 00:18:17,582
NO. NO.

930
00:18:17,624 --> 00:18:18,833
I-I JUST...

931
00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:20,042
ALEX HAS HER AWARDS AND ...

932
00:18:20,084 --> 00:18:21,419
THANKS FOR BELIEVING

933
00:18:20,084 --> 00:18:21,419
IN ME.

934
00:18:25,632 --> 00:18:27,049
JOE'S GONNA BE HERE SOON.

935
00:18:27,091 --> 00:18:28,885
LET'S PICK UP THE PACE.

936
00:18:27,091 --> 00:18:28,885
WINDOW LOOKS GOOD.

937
00:18:28,927 --> 00:18:30,010
LET'S RAISE THE ROOF.

938
00:18:30,052 --> 00:18:32,012
I DON'T THINK

939
00:18:30,052 --> 00:18:32,012
IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE, JAY.

940
00:18:32,054 --> 00:18:33,765
WE HAVEN'T EVEN PUT ON

941
00:18:32,054 --> 00:18:33,765
THE ROO... OH.

942
00:18:38,686 --> 00:18:40,480
HONEY.

943
00:18:40,521 --> 00:18:42,022
I AM SO SORRY.

944
00:18:42,064 --> 00:18:43,691
YOU JUST SEEMED SO UPSET

945
00:18:42,064 --> 00:18:43,691
THIS MORNING,

946
00:18:43,733 --> 00:18:48,028
AND I ASSUMED IT WAS ABOUT

947
00:18:43,733 --> 00:18:48,028
AWARDS DAY AND ALEX.

948
00:18:48,070 --> 00:18:50,030
I DON'T EVEN CARE

949
00:18:48,070 --> 00:18:50,030
ABOUT AWARDS.

950
00:18:50,072 --> 00:18:52,909
THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU WANT

951
00:18:50,072 --> 00:18:52,909
TO GO TO SCHOOL?

952
00:18:52,951 --> 00:18:54,661
THIS ISN'T STILL

953
00:18:52,951 --> 00:18:54,661
ABOUT THAT FIGHT

954
00:18:54,702 --> 00:18:57,204
THAT YOU'RE HAVING WITH MANNY

955
00:18:54,702 --> 00:18:57,204
OVER SARAH FINK, IS IT?

956
00:18:57,246 --> 00:18:59,039
I DON'T EVEN LIKE

957
00:18:57,246 --> 00:18:59,039
SARAH FINK.

958
00:18:59,081 --> 00:19:01,041
I TOLD HER

959
00:18:59,081 --> 00:19:01,041
TO STOP CALLING ME.

960
00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:03,210
WELL, THEN WHY DOES

961
00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:03,210
MANNY THINK THAT YOU'RE...

962
00:19:03,252 --> 00:19:05,505
OH.

963
00:19:05,546 --> 00:19:07,841
YOU DIDN'T HIT ON HER.

964
00:19:05,546 --> 00:19:07,841
SHE HIT ON YOU.

965
00:19:07,882 --> 00:19:12,052
AND YOU'RE ... YOU'RE TRYING

966
00:19:07,882 --> 00:19:12,052
TO SPARE MANNY'S FEELINGS.

967
00:19:12,094 --> 00:19:14,472
I AM THE DUMBEST PERSON

968
00:19:12,094 --> 00:19:14,472
IN THE WORLD

969
00:19:14,514 --> 00:19:18,058
TO THINK THAT

970
00:19:14,514 --> 00:19:18,058
YOU WOULD EVER NEED MY HELP

971
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:20,311
TO WIN AN INTEGRITY AWARD.

972
00:19:20,353 --> 00:19:23,230
I COULD NOT BE PROUDER.

973
00:19:23,272 --> 00:19:24,649
MAYBE NEXT YEAR,

974
00:19:23,272 --> 00:19:24,649
ALEX.

975
00:19:24,691 --> 00:19:25,733
MM.

976
00:19:25,775 --> 00:19:28,068
OKAY. AWNING IS DONE.

977
00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:29,529
SUPPOSED TO BE

978
00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:29,529
A DRAWBRIDGE.

979
00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:30,279
WEREN'T THE CHAINS

980
00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:30,279
A CLUE?

981
00:19:30,321 --> 00:19:31,906
A LOT OF CRITICISM

982
00:19:31,948 --> 00:19:33,867
FROM A GUY WHO JUST SAWED

983
00:19:31,948 --> 00:19:33,867
HALF HIS SHOE OFF.

984
00:19:33,908 --> 00:19:34,868
WHO ARE WE KIDDING?

985
00:19:34,909 --> 00:19:36,160
WE GOT A WALL

986
00:19:34,909 --> 00:19:36,160
ON BACKWARDS.

987
00:19:36,202 --> 00:19:38,663
I DON'T EVEN KNOW

988
00:19:36,202 --> 00:19:38,663
WHERE THAT STUFF GOES.

989
00:19:38,705 --> 00:19:39,956
IT BARELY LOOKS LIKE A ...

990
00:19:39,998 --> 00:19:41,541
CASTLE!

991
00:19:41,582 --> 00:19:43,167
JOE, WAIT!

992
00:19:43,209 --> 00:19:44,084
HEY, BUDDY.

993
00:19:44,126 --> 00:19:45,712
HEY.

994
00:19:45,753 --> 00:19:48,255
HEY, IT'S GONNA LOOK EVEN BETTER

995
00:19:45,753 --> 00:19:48,255
WHEN IT'S PAINTED.

996
00:19:48,297 --> 00:19:50,550
AH, THE AWNING'S

997
00:19:48,297 --> 00:19:50,550
A NICE TOUCH.

998
00:19:50,591 --> 00:19:53,344
JAY, THIS CASTLE'S SUPPOSED TO

999
00:19:50,591 --> 00:19:53,344
LOOK LIKE SO ...

1000
00:19:53,386 --> 00:19:54,303
ACHOO!

1001
00:19:54,345 --> 00:19:56,263
OH, MY GOODNESS!

1002
00:19:56,305 --> 00:19:58,975
OH, JOE,

1003
00:19:56,305 --> 00:19:58,975
LOOK WHAT YOU DID.

1004
00:19:59,017 --> 00:20:00,560
DO YOU EXPECT ME

1005
00:19:59,017 --> 00:20:00,560
TO BELIEVE

1006
00:20:00,601 --> 00:20:03,021
THAT A 2-YEAR-OLD CAN DESTROY

1007
00:20:00,601 --> 00:20:03,021
A WHOLE HOUSE IN ONE SECOND?

1008
00:20:03,062 --> 00:20:04,522
OH, WOW, YES.

1009
00:20:03,062 --> 00:20:04,522
EASY.

1010
00:20:04,564 --> 00:20:06,106
FOR SURE.

1011
00:20:06,148 --> 00:20:07,358
JAY, DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME

1012
00:20:06,148 --> 00:20:07,358
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?

1013
00:20:09,068 --> 00:20:10,319
NO ONE WINS ANYTHING

1014
00:20:10,361 --> 00:20:11,612
WITHOUT HELP

1015
00:20:10,361 --> 00:20:11,612
FROM FAMILY AND FRIENDS

1016
00:20:11,654 --> 00:20:13,280
WHO STEER YOU AWAY

1017
00:20:11,654 --> 00:20:13,280
FROM BAD IDEAS...

1018
00:20:13,322 --> 00:20:14,699
WAIT, PHIL!

1019
00:20:13,322 --> 00:20:14,699
PHIL! PHIL!

1020
00:20:14,741 --> 00:20:15,783
OH.

1021
00:20:15,825 --> 00:20:17,117
AND TOWARD GOOD ONES.

1022
00:20:17,159 --> 00:20:18,285
I DON'T KNOW

1023
00:20:17,159 --> 00:20:18,285
WHAT GOT INTO US TODAY.

1024
00:20:18,327 --> 00:20:19,829
OH, WITH THE BABY THING?

1025
00:20:19,871 --> 00:20:21,956
YES. IT'S THE LAST THING

1026
00:20:19,871 --> 00:20:21,956
I NEED RIGHT NOW.

1027
00:20:21,998 --> 00:20:24,124
IT'S THE LAST THING

1028
00:20:21,998 --> 00:20:24,124
ANY OF US NEED RIGHT NOW.

1029
00:20:21,998 --> 00:20:24,124
YEAH.

1030
00:20:31,424 --> 00:20:34,134
BECAUSE EVERY TIME ANYONE

1031
00:20:31,424 --> 00:20:34,134
ACCOMPLISHES ANYTHING...

1032
00:20:31,424 --> 00:20:34,134
HEY.

1033
00:20:34,176 --> 00:20:35,595
HE OR SHE ACHIEVES IT...

1034
00:20:34,176 --> 00:20:35,595
NICE.

1035
00:20:35,636 --> 00:20:37,972
WITH THE HELP

1036
00:20:35,636 --> 00:20:37,972
OF A THOUSAND SILENT HEROES,

1037
00:20:38,014 --> 00:20:40,850
THE SELFLESS TEAM PLAYERS

1038
00:20:38,014 --> 00:20:40,850
WHO OFFER THEIR SUPPORT,

1039
00:20:40,892 --> 00:20:42,142
NOT TO BE RECOGNIZED,

1040
00:20:42,184 --> 00:20:44,311
BUT BECAUSE

1041
00:20:42,184 --> 00:20:44,311
IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

1042
00:20:44,353 --> 00:20:45,813
AWARDS AREN'T USUALLY GIVEN OUT

1043
00:20:45,855 --> 00:20:48,315
FOR BEING A GOOD PERSON,

1044
00:20:45,855 --> 00:20:48,315
BUT TODAY...

1045
00:20:48,357 --> 00:20:49,567
THEY ARE.

1046
00:20:49,609 --> 00:20:51,151
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

1047
00:20:49,609 --> 00:20:51,151
THE WINNER

1048
00:20:51,193 --> 00:20:54,864
OF THE MARLON BONIFACE

1049
00:20:51,193 --> 00:20:54,864
INTEGRITY AWARD IS...

1050
00:20:56,074 --> 00:20:57,408
THIS IS AWESOME.

1051
00:20:57,450 --> 00:20:58,451
LUKE DUNPHY.

1052
00:20:57,450 --> 00:20:58,451
NO!

1053
00:21:04,832 --> 00:21:06,042
ALEX DUNPHY.

1054
00:21:08,377 --> 00:21:11,464
WELL,

1055
00:21:08,377 --> 00:21:11,464
THIS IS A SURPRISE.

1056
00:21:11,505 --> 00:21:14,592
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT

1057
00:21:11,505 --> 00:21:14,592
A LITTLE GIRL WITH A DREAM.

1058
00:21:14,634 --> 00:21:17,595
MUCHAS, MUCHAS GRACIAS.

1059
00:21:19,138 --> 00:21:20,180
AHH.

1060
00:21:20,222 --> 00:21:21,265
WHERE WAS I?

1061
00:21:21,307 --> 00:21:22,892
AWARDS DAY...

1062
00:21:22,934 --> 00:21:25,645
OR AS SANJAY PATEL KNOWS IT,

1063
00:21:22,934 --> 00:21:25,645
PASSOVER.

1064
00:21:25,686 --> 00:21:30,024
ALL THAT LITTLE GIRL WANTED

1065
00:21:25,686 --> 00:21:30,024
WAS A CALCULATOR AND A CHANCE.

1066
00:21:33,069 --> 00:21:36,072
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