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UH, GLITTER GLUE:

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MM-HMM.

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GLITTER...

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MRS. DANIELS SAYS MY PROJECTS

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SHE NEEDS A MR.

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BECAUSE A PROJECT CAN'T HAVE

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IT'S A REPORT

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I'M ... I'M SORRY.

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DO IRISH TEARS NOT SPARKLE?

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OKAY. OKAY.

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OH, HEY.

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HI.

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OH, HI, GUYS: WHAT'S UP?

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OH, NOTHING: JUST PICKING UP

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YES.

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OH, RIGHT. YES.

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MM-HMM.

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UH, UH, W...

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WE'RE PICKETING

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YES.

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DADDY?

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UM, WELL, JOTHAM:

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Y-

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I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT OUT LOUD.

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Oh, my God.

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IS 1/4-

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1/3.

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UH, FRESH, CRISPY LETTUCE:

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A SAUCE DELIVERED

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HMM?

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SO, WHO'S THIS "WE"

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THAT'S PICKETING?

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WHY HAVEN'T WE EVER

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BEEN INVITED?

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IT'S JUST

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THAT YOU'RE NOT THAT...

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MM.

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UH, UM, YOU KNOW:

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RIGHT?

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MM-HMM.

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YES.

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I HAVEN'T HAD A POTATO

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IF YOU'RE

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WE'LL BE OUT THERE

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YEP.

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THAT'S JUST ...

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THAT'S AN EXPRESSION.

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OH, GOSH:

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THESE ARE FOR LILY'S PROJECT

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OH, OKAY: BYE.

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WELL, ALL RIGHT:

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SEE YA, GUYS:

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BYE.

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OH, MY GOD.

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CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

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HE'S A LITTLE HIPPY

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FOR SOMEBODY THAT DOESN'T

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INTO PRINCIPAL BROWN'S OFFICE

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ALEX'S GRADUATION.

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EITHER SHE'S GONNA BE

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OR THEY'RE GIVING AN AWARD

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WE'RE VERY PROUD

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I'M SORRY.

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OH.

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HEY.

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HI.

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BY THE WAY?

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SO SORRY WE'RE LATE.

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WE ...

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WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?

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WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

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CO-VALEDICTORIANS!

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THAT'S AMAZING! YES!

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OH!

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COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD

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HUH?

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CO-VALEDICTORIANS?

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"CO" IS THE LATIN PREFIX

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FOR "TOGETHER."

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CO-VALEDICTORIANS?

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UH...

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NO, I'M NOT TRYING TO

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IT'S JUST THAT YOUR GPAs

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BUT MY GPA's 4.645923.

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MY GPA's 4.645923.

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SHE GOT AN "A-"

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HE GOT AN "A-"

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OH.

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NO.

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A WIN/WIN.

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I DIDN'T WORK MY WHOLE LIFE

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I'D LIKE TO CHECK

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WITH THESE TWO?

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THE SUPER BOWL ENDED IN A TIE?

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YES! THERE'D BE TWICE

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AS MANY PARADES!

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ALL DOING HERE?

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TO BE ADMITTED INTO THE UNION?

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THAT'S EASY.

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THERE'S A HIGHER ONE

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HEY, DON'T GET COCKY.

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WAS TO GUARD "DA FENCE."

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GLORIA'S ABOUT TO TAKE

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THIS LITTLE JUMPING BEAN'S

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ONCE YOU'RE AN AMERICAN,

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YOU WON'T SEE THE DIFFERENCE.

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AWW.

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I KNOW IT'S NOT MUCH.

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IT'S PRACTICALLY NOTHING.

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IT'S AMERICA.

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IT'S FUN.

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JAY.

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I'M SO EXCITED.

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I CAN SERVE ON A JURY?

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RIGHT?

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WE'RE BACK.

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HOW WAS "TAKE YOUR SON

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TO NOT WORK" DAY?

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BEFORE RADIO?

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AH.

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REALLY? YOU'RE GONNA

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LECTURE ME ON ABANDONMENT?

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WHY DON'T YOU TELL YOUR STUPID

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IDEAS TO SOMEONE WHO CARES?

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YOU WOULDN'T BE UPSET IF YOU

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DIDN'T KNOW IN YOUR HEART

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OR FALLING BACK IN LOVE?

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YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MORE BRAINS

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A...

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C-COW!

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COW?

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COW?

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THERE'S A TACO TRUCK PARKED

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THIS SEMESTER'S MILE RUN.

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OH, PLEASE:

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YOU'RE ON.

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THAT WE CAN'T JUST

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CELEBRATE THIS MOMENT?

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IT'S THE END

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THEY'RE BOTH

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WITH THEIR FRIEND'S OLDER

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BROTHER WHO'S HOME FROM COLLEGE.

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LET'S ... LET'S KEEP THIS

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OKAY.

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MM-HMM.

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MM, WE'RE NOT SURPRISED

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WHAT?

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THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE.

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"MR. LAMB BUYS A HAM."

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HMM.

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HMM.

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YES, WE'RE VERY IMPRESSED

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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YOU'RE RIGHT.

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LET'S SETTLE THIS

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I'M ASSUMING WE CAN COUNT ON YOU

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I DON'T LIKE TO BE

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THAT'S FINE.

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I'LL GET SOMEONE ELSE.

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ALEX'S UNCLE CANNOT POSSIBLY BE

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I'M THE GYM TEACHER.

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TO OVERSEE THIS?

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WITH A STOPWATCH?

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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OH, SHE WILL:

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AH.

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IS THAT A WORD?

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VOCABULARY'S MOSTLY

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WE'RE GETTING INVOLVED.

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ME, TOO.

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I THINK WE'RE REALLY GONNA SEND

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OH, LIKE "SHAME" DOESN'T COVER

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1,000 DIFFERENT THINGS?

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WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

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RIGHT?

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IS THERE A SALE AT BARNEY'S

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THAT NOBODY TOLD US ABOUT?

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IS THERE?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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THEY DID IT AT PEPPER'S

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NEW YEAR'S STEVE PARTY.

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HI.

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TABLE FOR TWO?

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NO, NO.

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UM, HAVE THERE BEEN

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THIS AFTERNOON?

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OH, THE GAY THING?

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OH, OF COURSE:

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I HAVEN'T EATEN BREAKFAST ...

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AND ...

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AND IT COULDN'T SMELL

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NO, THANK YOU:

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NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA COMPROMISE

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WE'LL TAKE A BOOTH

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SOMETHING IN BACK?

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YEAH.

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YEAH?

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OH, MY GOD.

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SHE'S STILL GOING.

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HAULING AROUND "ULYSSES"

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IN THE THIRD GRADE?

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SHE'S SURPRISINGLY GRACEFUL

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BUT I DON'T THINK

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IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

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AGO.

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I WASN'T JUST SAYING IT.

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OHH!

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OH.

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HEY.

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WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

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I'M MAKING SANCOCHO.

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HUH?

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DIDN'T HE?

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NO.

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DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

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I GOT A FEW

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JAY,

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I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.

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TO BECOME AN AMERICAN CITIZEN?

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BECAUSE THIS COUNTRY'S ALL ABOUT

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TO SHARE IN THAT 100%.

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YOU'RE RIGHT. I WANT THAT, TOO.

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I'M SO SORRY.

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HEY, YOU'RE JUST

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WE'LL FIRE UP SOME STEAKS,

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WE'LL POUR A LITTLE WINE,

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HEY, MOM.

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UM, I GOT INVITED

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TO MY FRIEND BILLY'S HOUSE

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DON'T WORRY.

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WE'RE NOT GONNA EAT THIS.

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WE'RE GONNA EAT STEAK.

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OH, GOOD:

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THERE'S NO BILLY.

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IN MENU?

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OH, THOSE LONG LINES:

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WHAT LONG LINES?

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OH, JAY HATES THEM

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WHAT?

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FOR AN AIRPORT LINE?

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MAKE AN APPEARANCE AT BILLY'S.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

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WHAT ARE THOSE?

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WHY ARE YOU HERE?

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IT'S ALL GONNA BE OVER,

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EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN WORKING

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SO, I-I WANTED TO COME BY

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I'M NOT A DOCTOR YET,

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BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING

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NO, I'M SERIOUS.

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YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT'S BEEN TO

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KEEP UP WITH YOU MY WHOLE LIFE?

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UH, I HAVE

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I'LL ADMIT I DID SPEND

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I'M GONNA MISS THIS

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I'LL MISS THIS, TOO.

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OH.

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I'M SORRY.

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I-

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[ RAPID:

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HEAVY FOOTSTEPS DEPART ]

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WHERE'S ALEX?

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MAKING SANJAY LOSE?

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BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF IMPORTANT

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AND...

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OH, HONEY:

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WHAT?

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DOESN'T THE TIMING SEEM

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A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS TO YOU?

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I'VE DEALT WITH IT

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I DIDN'T REALIZE IT HAPPENED

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ANYTHING NICE TO YOU BEFORE?

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NO.

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OH, MY GOD.

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

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I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET HIM

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OH, HE IS GOING DOWN:

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MR. VICE PRESIDENT!

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ANY COOKIES?

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00:13:21,804 --> 00:13:24,765
BEFORE WE TURN ON THE NASCAR?

281
00:13:24,807 --> 00:13:26,767
I'M NOT GONNA LIE,

282
00:13:26,809 --> 00:13:29,770
BUT, UH... I'M NOT SURE

283
00:13:26,809 --> 00:13:29,770
I'M SUPPOSED TO.

284
00:13:29,812 --> 00:13:31,356
AIN'T THIS

285
00:13:29,812 --> 00:13:31,356
WHAT YOU WANTED?

286
00:13:32,649 --> 00:13:34,609
MORE CONVENIENT?

287
00:13:34,651 --> 00:13:36,653
THAT'S AN AMERICAN ACCENT?

288
00:13:40,823 --> 00:13:43,201
SO THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO

289
00:13:43,243 --> 00:13:44,785
OH, I GOT TO STOP TALKING

290
00:13:43,243 --> 00:13:44,785
TO THAT KID WHEN I'M DRINKING.

291
00:13:44,827 --> 00:13:46,162
I'M NOT GONNA DO IT.

292
00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:53,794
MAN, THOSE SHORTS

293
00:13:58,049 --> 00:14:00,218
OH, MY GOD,

294
00:14:01,886 --> 00:14:04,222
ARE WE TERRIBLE PEOPLE?

295
00:14:04,264 --> 00:14:06,307
I DON'T THINK WE ARE.

296
00:14:04,264 --> 00:14:06,307
LOOK, HEAR ...

297
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,815
I DON'T TOTALLY FOLLOW,

298
00:14:14,857 --> 00:14:17,026
I-I'M JUST SAYING THAT WE DID

299
00:14:17,068 --> 00:14:18,445
OH, GOD, GAYS:

300
00:14:18,486 --> 00:14:20,405
WE'RE HERE! WE'RE QUEER!

301
00:14:20,447 --> 00:14:23,824
WE DON'T SUPPORT CORPORATIONS

302
00:14:23,866 --> 00:14:26,411
WHICH DON'T SUPPORT HEALTHCARE

303
00:14:23,866 --> 00:14:26,411
COVERAGE FOR SAME-SEX PARTNERS!

304
00:14:26,453 --> 00:14:28,413
OH, RIGHT:

305
00:14:26,453 --> 00:14:28,413
WE'RE HERE...

306
00:14:28,455 --> 00:14:30,331
RIGHT.

307
00:14:28,455 --> 00:14:30,331
THAT'S WHY WE'RE BOYCOTTING

308
00:14:35,253 --> 00:14:36,837
WE'RE HERE! WE'RE QUEER!

309
00:14:36,879 --> 00:14:37,838
WITHOUT THEM NOTICING?

310
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,215
IT'S JUST LIKE

311
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GO, GO.

312
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,636
RIGHT NOW?

313
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,636
WE'RE HERE! WE'RE QUEER!

314
00:14:42,677 --> 00:14:46,473
WE DON'T SUPPORT CORPORATIONS

315
00:14:46,514 --> 00:14:49,643
WHICH DON'T SUPPORT HEALTHCARE

316
00:14:46,514 --> 00:14:49,643
COVERAGE FOR SAME-SEX PARTNERS!

317
00:14:49,684 --> 00:14:51,728
WE'RE HERE! WE'RE QUEER!

318
00:14:51,770 --> 00:14:54,648
WE DON'T SUPPORT CORPORATIONS

319
00:14:54,689 --> 00:14:56,065
WHICH DON'T SUPPORT...

320
00:14:56,107 --> 00:14:57,900
HEY, YOU CAME!

321
00:14:59,944 --> 00:15:01,862
I DON'T KNOW WHY

322
00:15:01,904 --> 00:15:03,030
WE'RE VERY POLITICAL

323
00:15:03,072 --> 00:15:04,532
YES, THERE'S NOT A WEEK

324
00:15:04,574 --> 00:15:05,866
THAT WE'RE NOT

325
00:15:07,494 --> 00:15:09,454
OHH. DEEPLY.

326
00:15:09,496 --> 00:15:10,871
UM,

327
00:15:10,913 --> 00:15:12,873
OHH.

328
00:15:10,913 --> 00:15:12,873
IT'S ...

329
00:15:12,915 --> 00:15:14,875
MR.YOU FORGOT

330
00:15:12,915 --> 00:15:14,875
THANK YOU.

331
00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:16,336
SEE, UH,

332
00:15:19,714 --> 00:15:21,675
YES, WE WENT INTO

333
00:15:19,714 --> 00:15:21,675
SO... YES, WE DID.

334
00:15:21,716 --> 00:15:24,511
SIR, YOU FORGOT

335
00:15:24,552 --> 00:15:26,346
HOW COULD YOU?

336
00:15:28,931 --> 00:15:31,184
WE HADN'T EATEN

337
00:15:31,225 --> 00:15:32,477
IT'S A QUARTER

338
00:15:31,225 --> 00:15:32,477
TO 1:00.

339
00:15:32,519 --> 00:15:33,728
THAT'S WHAT

340
00:15:32,519 --> 00:15:33,728
I'M SAYING.

341
00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:35,313
YOU KNOW WHAT? YES.

342
00:15:36,856 --> 00:15:39,400
BUT WHO AMONGST US HASN'T?

343
00:15:39,442 --> 00:15:41,486
ISN'T THAT

344
00:15:39,442 --> 00:15:41,486
WHAT WE'RE FIGHTING FOR ...

345
00:15:39,442 --> 00:15:41,486
YES.

346
00:15:41,528 --> 00:15:43,697
THE FREEDOM TO FALL SHORT

347
00:15:43,738 --> 00:15:45,281
STANDARD AS EVERYONE ELSE?

348
00:15:45,323 --> 00:15:46,907
NO.

349
00:15:46,949 --> 00:15:48,909
DIDN'T YOU HEAR OUR CHANT?

350
00:15:48,951 --> 00:15:50,119
IT'S QUITE LONG.

351
00:15:50,161 --> 00:15:51,912
WE DO.

352
00:15:53,373 --> 00:15:55,333
BUT IT'S HARD

353
00:15:53,373 --> 00:15:55,333
So hard.

354
00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:57,084
OF ALL THE COMPANIES

355
00:15:57,126 --> 00:15:58,919
AND THAT WE DON'T LIKE.

356
00:15:57,126 --> 00:15:58,919
DON'T LIKE.

357
00:15:58,961 --> 00:16:01,798
WE'RE ... WE'RE JUST TRYING

358
00:16:03,966 --> 00:16:05,301
OOH.

359
00:16:05,343 --> 00:16:06,761
'CAUSE IF IT'S YOUTH SOCCER

360
00:16:06,803 --> 00:16:07,846
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

361
00:16:06,803 --> 00:16:07,846
OH, MY GOD!

362
00:16:07,887 --> 00:16:09,597
YOU KNOW WHAT?

363
00:16:07,887 --> 00:16:09,597
SH-SHAME! SHAME!

364
00:16:09,639 --> 00:16:11,558
SHAME!

365
00:16:13,768 --> 00:16:15,311
CAM,

366
00:16:13,768 --> 00:16:15,311
LET'S GO.

367
00:16:15,353 --> 00:16:17,438
THINK THEY BOUGHT IT?

368
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,939
DON'T LOOK BACK.

369
00:16:26,989 --> 00:16:29,950
I'M SORRY.

370
00:16:29,992 --> 00:16:31,244
WE GOOD?

371
00:16:46,384 --> 00:16:47,968
WHAT TIES?

372
00:16:46,384 --> 00:16:47,968
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

373
00:16:50,012 --> 00:16:53,433
YOU'RE BOTH COLOMBIANS.

374
00:16:56,436 --> 00:16:57,562
LIKE WE'RE NOT EVEN

375
00:16:57,604 --> 00:16:59,355
I DON'T KNOW.

376
00:17:01,649 --> 00:17:04,903
YOU'D BE RECOMMITTING TO ME.

377
00:17:06,863 --> 00:17:08,281
THAT'S THE LONGEST

378
00:17:06,863 --> 00:17:08,281
YOU'VE EVER BEEN QUIET,

379
00:17:08,322 --> 00:17:10,283
AND IT'S TERRIFYING.

380
00:17:12,034 --> 00:17:13,620
YET YOU'RE TALKING.

381
00:17:13,661 --> 00:17:15,496
LET'S HEAR HIM OUT.

382
00:17:15,538 --> 00:17:16,831
DON'T DO THIS FOR HIM,

383
00:17:15,538 --> 00:17:16,831
MOM.

384
00:17:16,873 --> 00:17:18,792
YOU'RE ALL OVER

385
00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:21,001
BUT YOU ALSO SHOULDN'T WORRY

386
00:17:32,054 --> 00:17:35,015
WATCHING RERUNS OF "MIAMI VICE"

387
00:17:32,054 --> 00:17:35,015
ON THE NEIGHBOR'S TV,

388
00:17:37,226 --> 00:17:39,896
THOSE NICE CARS?

389
00:17:47,862 --> 00:17:51,240
IF MOM ISN'T A CITIZEN WHEN JAY

390
00:17:47,862 --> 00:17:51,240
"MOVES ON TO A BETTER PLACE,"

391
00:17:54,076 --> 00:17:56,245
I DON'T WANT TO SOUND

392
00:18:03,085 --> 00:18:05,463
IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE,

393
00:18:05,505 --> 00:18:06,840
YOU'D FIND THAT EASIER.

394
00:18:08,382 --> 00:18:09,550
YOU NERVOUS?

395
00:18:09,592 --> 00:18:11,051
ALEX!

396
00:18:09,592 --> 00:18:11,051
YOU CAN DO IT!

397
00:18:11,093 --> 00:18:13,053
THE MORNING YOU WERE BORN!

398
00:18:13,095 --> 00:18:15,055
READY FOR THIS!

399
00:18:15,097 --> 00:18:18,267
SANJAY! YOUR 115 COUSINS

400
00:18:15,097 --> 00:18:18,267
ARE ROOTING FOR YOU!

401
00:18:18,309 --> 00:18:19,644
WHY ARE

402
00:18:18,309 --> 00:18:19,644
YOU IGNORING ME?

403
00:18:21,479 --> 00:18:23,481
I DIDN'T MEAN

404
00:18:23,523 --> 00:18:25,900
I'M NOT FALLING

405
00:18:25,942 --> 00:18:27,360
IT'S NOT A GAME.

406
00:18:27,401 --> 00:18:29,570
IT'S HOW I FEEL.

407
00:18:29,612 --> 00:18:31,865
RUN, SANJAY!

408
00:18:31,906 --> 00:18:33,366
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

409
00:18:31,906 --> 00:18:33,366
WE DON'T.

410
00:18:33,407 --> 00:18:35,075
ALEX!

411
00:18:33,407 --> 00:18:35,075
IT'S A TRAP!

412
00:18:37,119 --> 00:18:38,705
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

413
00:18:40,707 --> 00:18:42,458
I DON'T CARE

414
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,084
IF IT'LL PROVE

415
00:18:44,126 --> 00:18:46,587
ARE YOU SERIOUS?

416
00:18:46,629 --> 00:18:48,923
YES.

417
00:18:48,965 --> 00:18:50,383
DON'T LAUGH AT ME.

418
00:18:50,424 --> 00:18:53,302
I'M ... I'M FEELING VERY EXPOSED

419
00:18:53,344 --> 00:18:56,347
I-

420
00:18:56,389 --> 00:18:58,766
YOU DO?

421
00:19:08,192 --> 00:19:09,694
I DON'T UNDERSTAND

422
00:19:08,192 --> 00:19:09,694
WHAT'S GOING ON.

423
00:19:09,736 --> 00:19:10,737
WHY ISN'T HE RUNNING?

424
00:19:10,778 --> 00:19:12,112
WE SPENT $1,200

425
00:19:14,156 --> 00:19:17,117
UH, I FEEL LIKE

426
00:19:14,156 --> 00:19:17,117
WE'RE ABOUT TO KISS.

427
00:19:17,159 --> 00:19:18,828
'CAUSE I'VE NEVER REALLY ...

428
00:19:22,081 --> 00:19:23,290
OH, MY GOD.

429
00:19:22,081 --> 00:19:23,290
THEY'RE KISSING.

430
00:19:23,332 --> 00:19:24,918
SANJAY!

431
00:19:23,332 --> 00:19:24,918
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

432
00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:26,126
GET AWAY FROM HER!

433
00:19:26,168 --> 00:19:27,921
OH, IT'S SO CUTE.

434
00:19:29,171 --> 00:19:30,423
THAT'S ENOUGH.

435
00:19:30,464 --> 00:19:32,341
I-

436
00:19:32,383 --> 00:19:35,511
SO, CO-VALEDICTORIANS

437
00:19:32,383 --> 00:19:35,511
IT IS.

438
00:19:48,190 --> 00:19:49,442
I'M A BETTER KISSER

439
00:19:49,483 --> 00:19:54,154
YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?

440
00:19:49,483 --> 00:19:54,154
I'M ACTUALLY DESTROYING YOU.

441
00:19:59,201 --> 00:20:01,955
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

442
00:19:59,201 --> 00:20:01,955
UM, YOU KNOW WHAT?

443
00:20:05,207 --> 00:20:06,375
BA-BA-BA!

444
00:20:09,796 --> 00:20:11,422
CAM.

445
00:20:19,221 --> 00:20:20,556
THAT'S YOUR WIFE?

446
00:20:20,598 --> 00:20:22,182
HUH?

447
00:20:27,105 --> 00:20:29,023
YOU READY TO BEGIN?

448
00:20:29,065 --> 00:20:30,608
YES.

449
00:20:30,650 --> 00:20:32,986
HAS HOW MANY BRANCHES?

450
00:20:35,029 --> 00:20:36,906
ON THE AMERICAN FLAG?

451
00:20:36,948 --> 00:20:39,366
IT'S MY DUTY TO TELL YOU

452
00:20:45,748 --> 00:20:47,917
WHAT? THAT'S IT?

453
00:20:45,748 --> 00:20:47,917
TWO QUESTIONS?

454
00:20:47,959 --> 00:20:50,210
AND I HAVE A CHEAT FLAG?

455
00:20:47,959 --> 00:20:50,210
THAT'S ALL IT TAKES?

456
00:20:50,252 --> 00:20:52,212
YEP, YOU'LL GET

457
00:20:53,965 --> 00:20:56,216
I'VE BEEN STUDYING FOR THIS?

458
00:20:56,258 --> 00:20:58,636
YOU'RE ROBBING ME OF

459
00:21:01,263 --> 00:21:03,474
DO IT.

460
00:21:05,267 --> 00:21:07,186
ARE THERE?

461
00:21:08,938 --> 00:21:10,940
YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S TOO LATE.

462
00:21:16,154 --> 00:21:17,947
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