1 00:00:03,232 --> 00:00:04,190 MOM, COME ON, 2 00:00:03,232 --> 00:00:04,190 I NEED TO GET TO SCHOOL! 3 00:00:04,232 --> 00:00:05,357 ISN'T TODAY 4 00:00:04,232 --> 00:00:05,357 SENIOR DITCH DAY? 5 00:00:05,399 --> 00:00:06,691 TODAY'S DITCH DAY? 6 00:00:06,733 --> 00:00:08,817 NO WAY YOU ARE DITCHING 7 00:00:06,733 --> 00:00:08,817 DITCH DAY. 8 00:00:08,858 --> 00:00:11,357 IT'S, LIKE, THE BEST WEEK 9 00:00:08,858 --> 00:00:11,357 OF SENIOR YEAR... DAY. 10 00:00:11,399 --> 00:00:12,691 UNLIKE THIS HOUSE, 11 00:00:12,733 --> 00:00:14,691 THE LIBRARY WILL BE 12 00:00:12,733 --> 00:00:14,691 COMPLETELY QUIET 13 00:00:14,733 --> 00:00:16,984 SO I CAN FOCUS ON 14 00:00:14,733 --> 00:00:16,984 MY ROOMMATE SELECTION. 15 00:00:17,025 --> 00:00:18,817 HOW LONG CAN PICKING 16 00:00:17,025 --> 00:00:18,817 A NERDY ROOMMATE TAKE? 17 00:00:18,858 --> 00:00:20,190 THEY'RE ALL VERSIONS OF YOU. 18 00:00:20,232 --> 00:00:23,190 LOOK ... INDIAN YOU, 19 00:00:20,232 --> 00:00:23,190 BLONDE YOU, ASIAN YOU. 20 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:25,109 OH, LOOK! 21 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:25,109 HER NAME IS ACTUALLY "YU." 22 00:00:25,148 --> 00:00:27,232 SKIPPING ONE DAY OF SCHOOL 23 00:00:25,148 --> 00:00:27,232 ISN'T GONNA DO ANY HARM. 24 00:00:27,274 --> 00:00:29,190 I DITCHED PLENTY, 25 00:00:27,274 --> 00:00:29,190 AND LOOK AT ME TODAY. 26 00:00:29,232 --> 00:00:31,775 I AM FIELDING 27 00:00:29,232 --> 00:00:31,775 MULTIPLE JOB OFFERS. 28 00:00:31,817 --> 00:00:33,025 ONE JOB OFFER. 29 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:34,274 FROM A VERY PROMINENT 30 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:34,274 HOTEL CHAIN, 31 00:00:34,316 --> 00:00:36,608 WEIGHED AGAINST 32 00:00:34,316 --> 00:00:36,608 THE IMPLIED OFFER OF STAYING 33 00:00:36,650 --> 00:00:39,025 AT MY CURRENT JOB ... 34 00:00:36,650 --> 00:00:39,025 WORKING FOR YOUR DAD. 35 00:00:39,067 --> 00:00:41,067 EXACTLY! 36 00:00:39,067 --> 00:00:41,067 AND I COULD NEVER LEAVE GRANDPA, 37 00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:42,441 SO I AM GOING TO SAY "NO" 38 00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:42,441 TO THE FIRST OFFER ... 39 00:00:42,483 --> 00:00:43,691 ONLY OFFER. 40 00:00:43,733 --> 00:00:45,190 EVEN THOUGH I WOULD HAVE MADE 41 00:00:43,733 --> 00:00:45,190 AN EXCELLENT 42 00:00:45,232 --> 00:00:47,984 REGIONAL VICE PRESIDENT 43 00:00:45,232 --> 00:00:47,984 IN CHARGE OF PROMOTIONS. 44 00:00:48,025 --> 00:00:49,357 SHE IS GREAT AT PROMOTION. 45 00:00:49,399 --> 00:00:51,566 THAT TITLE GETS LONGER 46 00:00:49,399 --> 00:00:51,566 EVERY TIME I HEAR IT. 47 00:00:51,608 --> 00:00:53,357 COME ON, DON'T GO TO SCHOOL. 48 00:00:51,608 --> 00:00:53,357 GIRLS' DAY! 49 00:00:53,399 --> 00:00:57,025 WE'LL SWING BY THE MALL. 50 00:00:53,399 --> 00:00:57,025 YOU COULD USE A NEW EVERYTHING. 51 00:00:57,067 --> 00:00:58,817 GIRLS, GET IN THE CAR. 52 00:00:57,067 --> 00:00:58,817 LUKE'S HURT. 53 00:00:58,858 --> 00:01:00,190 OH, MY GOD. 54 00:00:58,858 --> 00:01:00,190 WHAT HAPPENED? 55 00:01:00,232 --> 00:01:01,190 HE COLLAPSED ON THE WAY 56 00:01:00,232 --> 00:01:01,190 TO SCHOOL. 57 00:01:01,232 --> 00:01:02,817 HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL. 58 00:01:01,232 --> 00:01:02,817 COME ON. 59 00:01:02,858 --> 00:01:04,566 WHAT'S WRONG WITH LUKE? 60 00:01:02,858 --> 00:01:04,566 WHY'D HE COLLAPSE? 61 00:01:04,608 --> 00:01:06,190 I HEARD HE WAS DEAD! 62 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:08,190 HA HA, YOU CARE ABOUT ME. 63 00:01:08,232 --> 00:01:09,357 UGH. 64 00:01:08,232 --> 00:01:09,357 GOT 'EM GOOD, BUDDY. 65 00:01:09,399 --> 00:01:10,775 NOBODY'S DEAD! 66 00:01:10,817 --> 00:01:12,190 LOOK OUT! 67 00:01:12,232 --> 00:01:14,775 OH, SORRY! 68 00:01:12,232 --> 00:01:14,775 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 69 00:01:14,817 --> 00:01:16,608 ALEX, YOU HAVE WORKED 70 00:01:14,817 --> 00:01:16,608 SO INSANELY HARD THIS YEAR. 71 00:01:16,650 --> 00:01:20,650 YOU DESERVE THIS DITCH DAY 72 00:01:16,650 --> 00:01:20,650 MORE THAN ANYONE. SO GUESS WHAT? 73 00:01:20,691 --> 00:01:22,357 WE'RE GOING TO 74 00:01:20,691 --> 00:01:22,357 CALIFORNIA ADVENTURE. 75 00:01:22,399 --> 00:01:23,357 WHOO! 76 00:01:23,399 --> 00:01:24,650 WITHOUT MOM! 77 00:01:24,691 --> 00:01:26,190 YEAH! 78 00:01:24,691 --> 00:01:26,190 YEAH! 79 00:01:26,232 --> 00:01:28,232 DITCH DAY! 80 00:01:26,232 --> 00:01:28,232 DITCH DAY! DITCH DAY! 81 00:01:28,274 --> 00:01:30,357 IS THIS A HIGH HOLIDAY 82 00:01:28,274 --> 00:01:30,357 FOR YOU PEOPLE? 83 00:01:33,441 --> 00:01:36,608 Captions by VITAC ... 84 00:01:44,232 --> 00:01:45,817 THAT'S IT. I'M DOING IT. 85 00:01:45,858 --> 00:01:48,817 I'M THROWING OUT ALL MY SOCKS 86 00:01:45,858 --> 00:01:48,817 AND STARTING OVER. 87 00:01:48,858 --> 00:01:50,900 AND THEY SAY TINA WAS BRAVE 88 00:01:48,858 --> 00:01:50,900 FOR LEAVING IKE. 89 00:01:50,942 --> 00:01:52,566 OH, OW! OH, GOD. THAT HURTS. 90 00:01:52,608 --> 00:01:54,066 OH, MY GOSH. 91 00:01:52,608 --> 00:01:54,066 YOU CUT YOURSELF. 92 00:01:54,108 --> 00:01:56,232 HEY! 93 00:01:54,108 --> 00:01:56,232 DON'T GET BLOOD IN MY EGGS. 94 00:01:57,858 --> 00:01:59,399 WE'RE GETTING CONCERNED 95 00:01:59,441 --> 00:02:01,190 THAT LILY HASN'T DEVELOPED 96 00:01:59,441 --> 00:02:01,190 AN ADEQUATE SENSE OF EMPATHY. 97 00:02:01,232 --> 00:02:03,566 INSOFAR AS SHE DOESN'T HAVE 98 00:02:01,232 --> 00:02:03,566 ANY AT ALL. 99 00:02:03,608 --> 00:02:05,817 OKAY, THAT'S GOOD. 100 00:02:03,608 --> 00:02:05,817 I CAN FEEL THAT WORKING. 101 00:02:05,858 --> 00:02:07,650 I KNOW. 102 00:02:05,858 --> 00:02:07,650 I CAN FINALLY BREATHE. 103 00:02:09,149 --> 00:02:11,984 I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK! 104 00:02:13,232 --> 00:02:14,608 NICE PREVIEW 105 00:02:13,232 --> 00:02:14,608 OF OUR SUNSET YEARS. 106 00:02:14,650 --> 00:02:16,399 SHE LITERALLY 107 00:02:14,650 --> 00:02:16,399 PULLED THE PLUG ON US. 108 00:02:16,441 --> 00:02:19,190 I WASN'T GONNA MENTION 109 00:02:16,441 --> 00:02:19,190 THE OTHER JOB OFFER TO MY DAD, 110 00:02:19,232 --> 00:02:21,984 BUT I DIDN'T WANT HIM 111 00:02:19,232 --> 00:02:21,984 JUST HEARING ABOUT IT, 112 00:02:22,024 --> 00:02:24,650 SO AFTER WRESTLING WITH IT 113 00:02:22,024 --> 00:02:24,650 ALL DAY, I DECIDED TO TELL HIM. 114 00:02:24,691 --> 00:02:26,108 HEY, YOU'RE IN EARLY. 115 00:02:26,190 --> 00:02:27,274 ARE YOU READY TO HAVE A LAUGH? 116 00:02:27,316 --> 00:02:29,190 JANICE'S HAIRCUT? 117 00:02:27,316 --> 00:02:29,190 UGH. 118 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:30,775 GIVE HER SOME SLACK. SHE JUST 119 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:30,775 WENT THROUGH A BREAKUP... 120 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,108 WITH A WOMAN, I ASSUME, 121 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,108 BASED ON THE HAIRCUT. 122 00:02:33,149 --> 00:02:34,399 NO, IT'S EVEN FUNNIER. 123 00:02:34,441 --> 00:02:36,108 UH, SO, YOU KNOW HOW HARD 124 00:02:34,441 --> 00:02:36,108 I'VE BEEN WORKING ON 125 00:02:36,149 --> 00:02:37,483 THE GRAND ROYAL HOTEL ACCOUNT? 126 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:39,817 NOT GIVING RAISES 127 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:39,817 TILL NEXT YEAR, BUT GO ON. 128 00:02:39,858 --> 00:02:42,190 THEY OFFERED ME A JOB. 129 00:02:42,232 --> 00:02:43,399 CRAZY, RIGHT? 130 00:02:43,441 --> 00:02:45,108 YEAH. 131 00:02:43,441 --> 00:02:45,108 YEAH. 132 00:02:45,149 --> 00:02:46,691 I MEAN, MAYBE NOT "CRAZY," 133 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:49,357 BUT TRYING TO POACH 134 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:49,357 THE BOSS'S DAUGHTER? 135 00:02:49,399 --> 00:02:52,190 I MUST HAVE IMPRESSED 'EM. 136 00:02:52,232 --> 00:02:53,357 YOU GOT TO TAKE THIS OFFER. 137 00:02:53,399 --> 00:02:54,483 WHAT? 138 00:02:54,524 --> 00:02:56,190 HIGHER SALARY, 139 00:02:54,524 --> 00:02:56,190 BETTER BENEFITS. 140 00:02:56,232 --> 00:02:57,441 I MEAN, 141 00:02:56,232 --> 00:02:57,441 YOU MIGHT HAVE TO TRAVEL MORE, 142 00:02:57,483 --> 00:03:00,066 WHICH IS TIME AWAY FROM PHIL. 143 00:03:00,108 --> 00:03:01,441 NOTHING BUT UPSIDE. 144 00:03:01,483 --> 00:03:03,066 HE WAS RIGHT. 145 00:03:03,108 --> 00:03:05,190 IT WAS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY. 146 00:03:05,232 --> 00:03:06,775 I MAY HAVE BEEN A BIT HASTY 147 00:03:06,817 --> 00:03:08,483 TURNING DOWN THAT JOB OFFER 148 00:03:06,817 --> 00:03:08,483 SO QUICKLY. 149 00:03:08,524 --> 00:03:10,483 UM, DO YOU THINK 150 00:03:08,524 --> 00:03:10,483 YOU COULD GIVE ME A DAY OR TWO 151 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,190 TO THINK ABOUT IT? 152 00:03:12,232 --> 00:03:15,232 YES, IT WOULD MEAN LEAVING 153 00:03:12,232 --> 00:03:15,232 MY DAD, BUT THIS WAS BUSINESS. 154 00:03:15,274 --> 00:03:17,108 IT WASN'T PERSONAL. 155 00:03:17,148 --> 00:03:20,108 PLUS, CLEARLY, MY FATHER 156 00:03:17,148 --> 00:03:20,108 DOESN'T CARE IF I LIVE OR DIE. 157 00:03:27,316 --> 00:03:31,190 HEY, WILL I STILL GET WISE 158 00:03:27,316 --> 00:03:31,190 WITHOUT MY WISDOM TEETH? 159 00:03:31,232 --> 00:03:33,190 YOU GET IT? 160 00:03:31,232 --> 00:03:33,190 EVERY TIME. 161 00:03:33,232 --> 00:03:35,900 WHY DON'T I HOLD ON TO 162 00:03:33,232 --> 00:03:35,900 THE PAINKILLERS? 163 00:03:35,941 --> 00:03:37,190 NOW I'M SAD. 164 00:03:37,232 --> 00:03:38,190 THEY'RE RIGHT HERE. 165 00:03:38,232 --> 00:03:40,108 I'LL GIVE YOU ONE 166 00:03:38,232 --> 00:03:40,108 WHEN YOU NEED ONE. 167 00:03:40,149 --> 00:03:42,775 NO, KYLIE SAID SHE'D MEET ME AT 168 00:03:40,149 --> 00:03:42,775 THE DENTIST, AND SHE NEVER CAME. 169 00:03:42,817 --> 00:03:44,399 AY, I KNOW, PAPI, 170 00:03:42,817 --> 00:03:44,399 I'M SO SORRY, 171 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:47,357 BUT I'M GONNA GET YOU A VERY 172 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:47,357 NICE PILLOW FROM YOUR BEDROOM. 173 00:03:47,399 --> 00:03:49,566 SHE WANTS ME TO GO AWAY WITH HER 174 00:03:47,399 --> 00:03:49,566 TO DRAMA CAMP THIS SUMMER, 175 00:03:49,608 --> 00:03:51,441 AND THEN SHE DOESN'T EVEN 176 00:03:49,608 --> 00:03:51,441 SHOW UP TODAY? 177 00:03:51,483 --> 00:03:54,108 MAYBE KYLIE CHANGED HER MIND 178 00:03:51,483 --> 00:03:54,108 ABOUT CAMP. 179 00:03:54,149 --> 00:03:57,900 MAYBE SHE PLANS TO BE WITH MANY 180 00:03:54,149 --> 00:03:57,900 MEN AND SHE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU. 181 00:03:57,941 --> 00:04:01,190 I HID IT VERY WELL FROM MANNY, 182 00:03:57,941 --> 00:04:01,190 BUT I HATED THAT GIRL. 183 00:04:01,232 --> 00:04:03,357 SHE WAS GETTING TOO SERIOUS 184 00:04:01,232 --> 00:04:03,357 TOO FAST. 185 00:04:03,399 --> 00:04:06,566 I'M SO SORRY. 186 00:04:06,608 --> 00:04:09,190 MY VOLLEYBALL PRACTICE WENT LONG 187 00:04:06,608 --> 00:04:09,190 AND THEN MY PHONE DIED. 188 00:04:09,232 --> 00:04:12,357 I WANT TO KISS YOU, 189 00:04:09,232 --> 00:04:12,357 BUT I HAVE SURGERY BREATH. 190 00:04:12,399 --> 00:04:14,190 AWW! JUST MAKE SURE YOU'RE 191 00:04:12,399 --> 00:04:14,190 BACK IN KISSING SHAPE 192 00:04:14,232 --> 00:04:16,066 IN TIME FOR US 193 00:04:14,232 --> 00:04:16,066 TO GO TO CAMP TOGETHER. 194 00:04:16,108 --> 00:04:18,190 WHY DO I KEEP SMELLING 195 00:04:16,108 --> 00:04:18,190 STRAWBERRIES? 196 00:04:18,232 --> 00:04:19,566 WHAT DID THEY DO TO ME? 197 00:04:19,608 --> 00:04:21,983 IT'S THE MILKSHAKE 198 00:04:19,608 --> 00:04:21,983 I BROUGHT YOU. 199 00:04:22,024 --> 00:04:24,190 OH, AND LOOK. 200 00:04:24,232 --> 00:04:26,357 I USUALLY WAIT TILL YOU'RE 201 00:04:24,232 --> 00:04:26,357 NOT LOOKING, THEN I LOOK. 202 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:29,190 THE SCARF YOU GAVE ME, 203 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:29,190 YOU DOG! 204 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:29,190 OH. 205 00:04:29,232 --> 00:04:30,983 ACTUALLY, 206 00:04:29,232 --> 00:04:30,983 NOW'S A GOOD TIME TO LOOK 207 00:04:31,024 --> 00:04:33,190 'CAUSE I KINDA SEE 208 00:04:31,024 --> 00:04:33,190 FOUR OF THEM. 209 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:35,899 I GOT A COUPLE PILLS IN ME. 210 00:04:35,941 --> 00:04:39,817 DITCH DAY. DITCH DAY. DITCH DAY. 211 00:04:39,858 --> 00:04:40,983 DITCH... 212 00:04:41,024 --> 00:04:42,691 WOW. 15 MINUTES. 213 00:04:42,733 --> 00:04:44,190 WHEN YOU DIDN'T STOP 214 00:04:42,733 --> 00:04:44,190 WHILE WE WERE GETTING GAS, 215 00:04:44,232 --> 00:04:45,190 I THOUGHT IT MIGHT 216 00:04:44,232 --> 00:04:45,190 JUST GO ON FOREVER. 217 00:04:45,232 --> 00:04:49,149 SWEET MYRNA LOY! 218 00:04:51,441 --> 00:04:52,650 WOW. 219 00:04:52,691 --> 00:04:54,190 DAD, YOU KNOW IT'S NOT 220 00:04:54,232 --> 00:04:55,983 A MOVIE CALLED 221 00:04:54,232 --> 00:04:55,983 "DEMOLITION NOTICE," RIGHT? 222 00:04:56,024 --> 00:04:57,483 I BUILT THIS THEATER 223 00:04:56,024 --> 00:04:57,483 WITH THESE TWO HANDS... 224 00:04:57,524 --> 00:05:00,775 PLUS THE 28 HANDS OF 225 00:04:57,524 --> 00:05:00,775 14 OTHER GUYS. 226 00:05:00,817 --> 00:05:03,190 YOU... BUILT THIS. 227 00:05:00,817 --> 00:05:03,190 RENOVATED IT. 228 00:05:03,232 --> 00:05:05,399 BEFORE I GOT INTO REAL ESTATE, 229 00:05:03,232 --> 00:05:05,399 I WORKED CONSTRUCTION. 230 00:05:05,441 --> 00:05:06,899 YOU... WORKED CONSTRUCTION. 231 00:05:06,941 --> 00:05:08,817 YEAH, 232 00:05:06,941 --> 00:05:08,817 STOP STAYING IT LIKE THAT. 233 00:05:08,857 --> 00:05:11,441 I PUT 10 MONTHS OF MY LIFE 234 00:05:08,857 --> 00:05:11,441 INTO THIS PLACE. 235 00:05:11,483 --> 00:05:12,691 I'D LOVE TO LOOK AROUND 236 00:05:11,483 --> 00:05:12,691 ONE LAST TIME 237 00:05:12,733 --> 00:05:14,274 BEFORE THEY TEAR 238 00:05:12,733 --> 00:05:14,274 THE OLD GIRL DOWN. 239 00:05:14,316 --> 00:05:15,983 WOW. 240 00:05:14,316 --> 00:05:15,983 OH, WELL, SUCKS TO BE 241 00:05:14,316 --> 00:05:15,983 GETTING OLD. 242 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,108 YOU KNOW WHAT? 243 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,108 WE'RE BUSTIN' IN. 244 00:05:18,149 --> 00:05:19,190 HOW? 245 00:05:18,149 --> 00:05:19,190 SMASH A WINDOW WITH A BRICK? 246 00:05:20,817 --> 00:05:23,190 I HAD SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE 247 00:05:20,817 --> 00:05:23,190 ELEGANT IN MIND. 248 00:05:23,232 --> 00:05:28,357 I THINK YOU FORGET THAT 249 00:05:23,232 --> 00:05:28,357 I GAVE BIRTH TO THIS BUILDING. 250 00:05:28,399 --> 00:05:30,190 I KNOW HER STRENGTHS... 251 00:05:30,232 --> 00:05:33,066 AND... HER WEAKNESSES. 252 00:05:37,148 --> 00:05:38,691 DID YOU SEE A BRICK? 253 00:05:42,899 --> 00:05:44,483 SO I WALKED INTO 254 00:05:42,899 --> 00:05:44,483 TO DAD'S OFFICE, 255 00:05:44,524 --> 00:05:46,232 AND HE IS HOLDING 256 00:05:44,524 --> 00:05:46,232 A PICTURE OF ME, 257 00:05:46,274 --> 00:05:49,691 LOOKING AT IT 258 00:05:46,274 --> 00:05:49,691 WITH TEARS WELLING IN HIS EYES. 259 00:05:49,733 --> 00:05:52,357 OH, DAD WAS NEVER THAT EMOTIONAL 260 00:05:49,733 --> 00:05:52,357 WHEN WERE WERE GROWING UP. 261 00:05:52,399 --> 00:05:55,108 I KNOW. THAT'S WHAT MAKES 262 00:05:52,399 --> 00:05:55,108 THIS WHOLE THING SO HARD! 263 00:05:55,190 --> 00:05:56,691 MAYBE LILY 264 00:05:55,190 --> 00:05:56,691 HASN'T LEARNED EMPATHY 265 00:05:56,733 --> 00:05:58,608 BECAUSE SHE HASN'T SEEN IT 266 00:05:56,733 --> 00:05:58,608 FROM ME, YOU KNOW? 267 00:05:58,650 --> 00:05:59,899 COULD WE MAYBE 268 00:05:58,650 --> 00:05:59,899 STAY ON MY PROBLEM 269 00:05:59,941 --> 00:06:01,357 UNTIL THE BREAD COMES? 270 00:06:01,399 --> 00:06:03,108 I'M SORRY. IT SOUNDED LIKE 271 00:06:01,399 --> 00:06:03,108 YOU WERE DONE. SORRY. 272 00:06:03,148 --> 00:06:05,608 SO, THE WAY I LEFT THINGS 273 00:06:03,148 --> 00:06:05,608 WITH THE HOTEL COMPANY 274 00:06:05,650 --> 00:06:08,108 IS THAT I NEED A LITTLE MORE 275 00:06:05,650 --> 00:06:08,108 TIME TO DECIDE, BUT, HONESTLY, 276 00:06:08,148 --> 00:06:09,650 I THINK I'M GONNA 277 00:06:08,148 --> 00:06:09,650 TELL 'EM NO. 278 00:06:09,691 --> 00:06:11,399 I MEAN, HOW COULD I LEAVE DAD 279 00:06:09,691 --> 00:06:11,399 AFTER WHAT I SAW? 280 00:06:11,441 --> 00:06:14,024 IT'S JUST ... 281 00:06:11,441 --> 00:06:14,024 IT'S HEARTBREAKING. 282 00:06:14,066 --> 00:06:15,566 OH, I COULD CRY. 283 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:17,357 THANK YOU. 284 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:17,357 MAYBE IF LILY SAW ME CRY, 285 00:06:17,399 --> 00:06:19,357 SHE WOULD SEE THAT IT'S OKAY 286 00:06:17,399 --> 00:06:19,357 TO BE THAT WAY, 287 00:06:19,399 --> 00:06:22,190 ESPECIALLY COMING FROM ME, 288 00:06:19,399 --> 00:06:22,190 HER STOIC DAD WHO NEVER CRIES. 289 00:06:22,232 --> 00:06:25,566 OH, COME ON, 290 00:06:22,232 --> 00:06:25,566 YOU HAD TO BE DONE THAT TIME. 291 00:06:25,608 --> 00:06:27,274 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. 292 00:06:25,608 --> 00:06:27,274 LET'S DO YOU. 293 00:06:27,316 --> 00:06:29,190 YOUR PROBLEM IS 294 00:06:27,316 --> 00:06:29,190 BIGGER THAN MINE ANYWAY, 295 00:06:29,232 --> 00:06:32,441 'CAUSE IF YOUR PLAN IS TO CRY 296 00:06:29,232 --> 00:06:32,441 IN FRONT OF LILY... 297 00:06:32,483 --> 00:06:33,691 FORGET IT. 298 00:06:33,733 --> 00:06:35,608 YOU'RE TOO EMOTIONALLY 299 00:06:33,733 --> 00:06:35,608 CONSTIPATED. 300 00:06:35,650 --> 00:06:37,608 YOU KNOW, I-I KNOW 301 00:06:35,650 --> 00:06:37,608 YOU'RE JOKING, CLAIRE, 302 00:06:37,650 --> 00:06:39,774 BUT SOMETIMES ... 303 00:06:37,650 --> 00:06:39,774 SOMETIMES WORDS HURT, YOU KNOW? 304 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,441 AND TO THINK THAT 305 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,441 MY OWN SISTER... 306 00:06:41,483 --> 00:06:43,983 MY OWN SISTER 307 00:06:41,483 --> 00:06:43,983 WOULD ACCUSE ME OF ... 308 00:06:44,024 --> 00:06:45,274 OH, SCREW IT. 309 00:06:45,316 --> 00:06:48,024 I'LL JUST WORK UP SOME TEARS 310 00:06:45,316 --> 00:06:48,024 WITH A SAD MOVIE. IT'S FINE. 311 00:06:50,232 --> 00:06:54,108 MOM? 312 00:06:50,232 --> 00:06:54,108 AH! YOU'RE AWAKE. 313 00:06:54,148 --> 00:06:55,774 HOW YOU FEELING? 314 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:58,232 AWW. YOU BOUGHT ME A BALLOON. 315 00:06:58,274 --> 00:07:00,190 WHAT? 316 00:06:58,274 --> 00:07:00,190 AND A TEDDY BEAR. 317 00:07:00,232 --> 00:07:01,608 WHEN DID YOU 318 00:07:00,232 --> 00:07:01,608 BUY ALL THIS STUFF? 319 00:07:01,650 --> 00:07:04,983 UH... WHEN ... 320 00:07:01,650 --> 00:07:04,983 WHEN YOU WERE ASLEEP. 321 00:07:05,024 --> 00:07:07,608 AND I GOT YOU 322 00:07:05,024 --> 00:07:07,608 A STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE. 323 00:07:07,650 --> 00:07:09,816 MOM, YOU'RE THE BEST. 324 00:07:09,857 --> 00:07:11,691 HE COULDN'T REMEMBER A THING. 325 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:15,190 ALL I HAD TO DO WAS TO GET HIM 326 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:15,190 PAST THE 5:00 DEADLINE 327 00:07:15,232 --> 00:07:17,899 SO THAT HE COULDN'T GO 328 00:07:15,232 --> 00:07:17,899 ON THAT TRIP WITH KYLIE. 329 00:07:17,941 --> 00:07:21,650 I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AT CAMP. 330 00:07:17,941 --> 00:07:21,650 I'VE SEEN "MEATBALLS." 331 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,774 I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE 332 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,774 KYLIE FLAKED ON ME. 333 00:07:23,816 --> 00:07:25,190 I THOUGHT 334 00:07:23,816 --> 00:07:25,190 SHE REALLY LIKED ME. 335 00:07:25,232 --> 00:07:26,483 I GUESS NOT. 336 00:07:26,524 --> 00:07:28,399 TIME FOR MORE PILLS, BABY. 337 00:07:28,441 --> 00:07:30,274 REALLY? 338 00:07:28,441 --> 00:07:30,274 I'M ALREADY SO LOOPY. 339 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:33,190 WE HAVE TO GET AHEAD 340 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:33,190 OF THE PAIN. 341 00:07:33,232 --> 00:07:35,691 MAYBE SHE TEXTED ME. 342 00:07:33,232 --> 00:07:35,691 HAVE YOU SEEN MY PHONE? 343 00:07:37,232 --> 00:07:39,983 IS IT OVER THERE? 344 00:07:40,024 --> 00:07:42,983 I DON'T SEE IT. 345 00:07:43,024 --> 00:07:44,066 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 346 00:07:44,108 --> 00:07:45,190 EH... HUGGING! 347 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:47,024 YOU'RE SO SWEET. 348 00:07:47,066 --> 00:07:49,690 BUT I DON'T THINK THESE PILLS 349 00:07:47,066 --> 00:07:49,690 ARE REALLY DOING ANYTHING. 350 00:07:52,316 --> 00:07:54,232 DOES THIS PLACE 351 00:07:52,316 --> 00:07:54,232 LOOK FAMILIAR? 352 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:57,190 OH, YEAH. THIS IS WHERE 353 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:57,190 WE WERE ALL MURDERED. 354 00:07:57,232 --> 00:08:00,232 NO, SILLY. THIS IS WHERE YOU 355 00:07:57,232 --> 00:08:00,232 GIRLS SAW YOUR FIRST MOVIE. 356 00:08:00,274 --> 00:08:02,024 HALFWAY THROUGH 357 00:08:00,274 --> 00:08:02,024 "HARE-ABIAN NIGHTS," 358 00:08:02,066 --> 00:08:03,983 I LOOKED OVER, AND YOUR LITTLE 359 00:08:02,066 --> 00:08:03,983 HEADS WERE PRESSED TOGETHER 360 00:08:04,024 --> 00:08:05,857 LIKE THE CUTEST TEEPEE EVER. 361 00:08:05,899 --> 00:08:09,066 AND WHERE WAS I DURING 362 00:08:05,899 --> 00:08:09,066 ALL OF THIS FAMILY FUN? 363 00:08:09,108 --> 00:08:11,190 BUDDY, THE THREE OF US 364 00:08:09,108 --> 00:08:11,190 WERE HAVING A GIRLS' DAY. 365 00:08:11,232 --> 00:08:12,357 YOU GET IT. 366 00:08:12,399 --> 00:08:15,066 THIS WAY. 367 00:08:12,399 --> 00:08:15,066 OVER HERE BEHIND THE SCREEN. 368 00:08:16,232 --> 00:08:17,274 SO... 369 00:08:19,108 --> 00:08:20,690 WHILE I WAS STILL BUILDING 370 00:08:19,108 --> 00:08:20,690 THIS PLACE, 371 00:08:20,732 --> 00:08:25,566 I SNUCK BACK HERE WITH YOU GUYS 372 00:08:20,732 --> 00:08:25,566 AFTER WORK ONE DAY, AND... 373 00:08:25,608 --> 00:08:27,190 CHECK IT OUT. 374 00:08:27,232 --> 00:08:29,774 AW, DAD! 375 00:08:27,232 --> 00:08:29,774 ARE THOSE OUR FEET? 376 00:08:29,816 --> 00:08:31,190 LOOK AT HOW TINY! 377 00:08:31,232 --> 00:08:32,566 WHERE'S MY FOOTPRINTS? 378 00:08:32,608 --> 00:08:35,024 UM... I GUESS THAT'S YOU. 379 00:08:32,608 --> 00:08:35,024 ANYWAY... 380 00:08:35,066 --> 00:08:36,649 THAT LOOKS LIKE 381 00:08:35,066 --> 00:08:36,649 A BABY HEAD. 382 00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:38,190 I WAS STRUGGLING WITH THESE TWO. 383 00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:38,190 YOU WERE ALL SQUIRMY. 384 00:08:38,232 --> 00:08:39,774 I'M NOT GONNA APOLOGIZE 385 00:08:38,232 --> 00:08:39,774 OVER AND OVER. 386 00:08:39,816 --> 00:08:41,108 COME ON, 387 00:08:39,816 --> 00:08:41,108 LET'S GRAB THIS THING. 388 00:08:41,149 --> 00:08:42,399 GRAB WHAT, THE CEMENT? 389 00:08:42,441 --> 00:08:43,649 THIS PLACE IS GONNA 390 00:08:42,441 --> 00:08:43,649 BE RUBBLE IN A FEW DAYS. 391 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,274 I WANT A MEMENTO. 392 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:48,190 LET'S DO THIS! 393 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:48,190 ALL RIGHT, WELL, 394 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:48,190 THIS SEEMS MORE LIKE BOYS' WORK, 395 00:08:48,232 --> 00:08:51,190 SO YOU GUYS TAKE YOUR TIME 396 00:08:48,232 --> 00:08:51,190 ON THAT, OKAY? 397 00:08:51,232 --> 00:08:53,483 SUPER FUN ADVENTURE! 398 00:08:53,524 --> 00:08:55,566 OKAY, 399 00:08:53,524 --> 00:08:55,566 SO, THAT'S AT LEAST AN HOUR. 400 00:08:55,608 --> 00:08:57,190 THERE'S A MALL 401 00:08:55,608 --> 00:08:57,190 ACROSS THE STREET. 402 00:08:57,232 --> 00:08:58,566 I'M CALLING A CAR 403 00:08:57,232 --> 00:08:58,566 AND GOING TO SCHOOL. 404 00:08:58,608 --> 00:09:00,983 CALTECH NEEDS 405 00:08:58,608 --> 00:09:00,983 MY ROOMMATE SELECTION BY ... 406 00:09:01,024 --> 00:09:02,690 WHOA. 407 00:09:01,024 --> 00:09:02,690 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 408 00:09:02,732 --> 00:09:04,899 WHAT'S YOURS? YOU'RE JUST GONNA 409 00:09:02,732 --> 00:09:04,899 LEAVE WITHOUT TELLING DAD? 410 00:09:04,941 --> 00:09:06,566 YOU WERE JUST ABOUT TO 411 00:09:04,941 --> 00:09:06,566 TAKE ME TO A MALL. 412 00:09:06,607 --> 00:09:08,899 OKAY, IF YOU CAN'T 413 00:09:06,607 --> 00:09:08,899 SEE THE DIFFERENCE... 414 00:09:08,941 --> 00:09:10,566 LOOK, I'M SORRY, 415 00:09:08,941 --> 00:09:10,566 I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO 416 00:09:10,607 --> 00:09:12,774 THAN GO SHOP OR SIT IN SOME 417 00:09:10,607 --> 00:09:12,774 CREEPY OLD MOVIE THEATER 418 00:09:12,816 --> 00:09:14,190 WHERE WE USED TO 419 00:09:12,816 --> 00:09:14,190 WATCH CARTOONS. 420 00:09:14,232 --> 00:09:16,190 I GET IT. 421 00:09:14,232 --> 00:09:16,190 YOU'RE BEYOND ALL OF US NOW. 422 00:09:16,232 --> 00:09:18,690 GO PICK OUT YOUR PLAYMATES 423 00:09:16,232 --> 00:09:18,690 AT NERD ACADEMY. 424 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:20,190 FINE. 425 00:09:20,232 --> 00:09:22,274 I'LL JUST PICK OUT 426 00:09:20,232 --> 00:09:22,274 MY ROOMMATE HERE, THEN. 427 00:09:22,316 --> 00:09:24,607 SORRY I'M SO EXCITED 428 00:09:22,316 --> 00:09:24,607 ABOUT COLLEGE. 429 00:09:24,649 --> 00:09:26,357 APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED. 430 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,274 I WASN'T ACTUALLY APOLOGIZING, 431 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,274 SO... 432 00:09:28,316 --> 00:09:29,774 FOUND THE LIGHT! 433 00:09:29,816 --> 00:09:32,190 FOUND THE CHISEL! 434 00:09:32,232 --> 00:09:34,190 OW! FOUND THE BROOM. 435 00:09:36,607 --> 00:09:39,232 [ SENTIMENTAL MUSIC 436 00:09:36,607 --> 00:09:39,232 PLAYING ON TV ] 437 00:09:36,607 --> 00:09:39,232 NO, NO. 438 00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:40,690 MITCHELL? WHAT'S WRONG? 439 00:09:40,732 --> 00:09:42,774 I FEEL LIKE LILY'S INABILITY 440 00:09:40,732 --> 00:09:42,774 TO SHOW FEELINGS 441 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:45,190 FOR OTHER PEOPLE 442 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:45,190 MIGHT BE MY FAULT. 443 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:45,190 OH, HONEY. 444 00:09:45,232 --> 00:09:47,190 I THINK THAT, TOO, 445 00:09:45,232 --> 00:09:47,190 BUT JUST TAKE COMFORT IN KNOWING 446 00:09:47,232 --> 00:09:49,190 YOU GOT THERE ON YOUR OWN. 447 00:09:49,232 --> 00:09:51,357 I'M WATCHING 448 00:09:49,232 --> 00:09:51,357 "THE BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY" 449 00:09:51,399 --> 00:09:53,190 BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THING 450 00:09:51,399 --> 00:09:53,190 THAT MAKES ME CRY. 451 00:09:53,232 --> 00:09:55,024 WHEN SHE GETS HOME, 452 00:09:55,066 --> 00:09:57,190 I'M GOING TO TURN THIS OFF 453 00:09:55,066 --> 00:09:57,190 AND PRETEND I WAS READING THIS. 454 00:09:57,232 --> 00:09:58,899 "TYPHOON FLATTENS ORPHANAGE"? 455 00:09:58,941 --> 00:10:00,483 YEAH, THAT'S SAD, RIGHT? 456 00:10:00,524 --> 00:10:02,649 NOW ... NOW GET OUT OF HERE, 457 00:10:00,524 --> 00:10:02,649 BECAUSE SHE'S GOING TO BE HOME 458 00:10:02,690 --> 00:10:04,190 ANY SECOND, 459 00:10:02,690 --> 00:10:04,190 AND I'M TRYING TO STAY SAD. 460 00:10:04,232 --> 00:10:05,441 WAIT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 461 00:10:04,232 --> 00:10:05,441 JUST TO CLARIFY, 462 00:10:05,483 --> 00:10:07,190 THE ONLY THING 463 00:10:05,483 --> 00:10:07,190 THAT MAKES YOU CRY... 464 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:08,399 THAT TRULY RESONATES WITH YOU 465 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:12,190 ON A DEEP, EMOTIONAL LEVEL 466 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:12,190 IS A FILM ABOUT SOMEONE... 467 00:10:12,232 --> 00:10:15,649 WHO'S TRAPPED 468 00:10:12,232 --> 00:10:15,649 IN A LOVELESS MARRIAGE? 469 00:10:15,690 --> 00:10:16,816 OKAY, CAM, PLEASE GO. 470 00:10:16,857 --> 00:10:18,190 I'M STARTING NOT TO FEEL 471 00:10:16,857 --> 00:10:18,190 ANYTHING. 472 00:10:18,232 --> 00:10:20,190 DO YOU KNOW HOW HURTFUL 473 00:10:18,232 --> 00:10:20,190 THAT IS? 474 00:10:20,232 --> 00:10:21,690 I'M HOME! 475 00:10:21,732 --> 00:10:23,441 AND NOW I'M NOT CRYING. 476 00:10:21,732 --> 00:10:23,441 GREAT. 477 00:10:23,483 --> 00:10:25,190 HEY, SWEETIE. 478 00:10:23,483 --> 00:10:25,190 HI. HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 479 00:10:25,232 --> 00:10:27,190 BETTER THAN HERS. 480 00:10:25,232 --> 00:10:27,190 WHAT'S WRONG NOW? 481 00:10:27,232 --> 00:10:29,190 DADDY'S JUST HAVING A MOMENT. 482 00:10:29,232 --> 00:10:31,190 HE'S ALWAYS HAVING A MOMENT. 483 00:10:31,232 --> 00:10:34,190 OH, WAIT. OH, MY GOSH. 484 00:10:31,232 --> 00:10:34,190 I-I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. 485 00:10:34,232 --> 00:10:36,899 WHAT, THAT OUR MARRIAGE BED IS 486 00:10:34,232 --> 00:10:36,899 A 1,200-THREAD-COUNT CHARADE? 487 00:10:36,941 --> 00:10:38,607 NO, MAYBE THIS ISN'T MY FAULT. 488 00:10:38,649 --> 00:10:41,190 MAYBE LILY CAN'T SHOW EMPATHY 489 00:10:38,649 --> 00:10:41,190 BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS CRYING. 490 00:10:41,232 --> 00:10:42,857 OH, SO IT'S MY FAULT? 491 00:10:41,232 --> 00:10:42,857 YES. 492 00:10:42,899 --> 00:10:44,983 YOU'VE TOTALLY DESENSITIZED HER 493 00:10:42,899 --> 00:10:44,983 TO NORMAL EMOTIONS. 494 00:10:45,024 --> 00:10:47,816 THAT'S NOT TRUE! 495 00:10:45,024 --> 00:10:47,816 AND NOW YOU WANT TO CRY, 496 00:10:47,857 --> 00:10:51,774 BECAUSE SHE WON'T CRY 497 00:10:47,857 --> 00:10:51,774 BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS CRYING. 498 00:10:51,816 --> 00:10:53,190 AND YOU WOULD 499 00:10:51,816 --> 00:10:53,190 ONLY KNOW THAT 500 00:10:53,232 --> 00:10:54,607 BECAUSE YOU DO LOVE ME! 501 00:10:54,649 --> 00:10:56,441 YEAH. 502 00:10:54,649 --> 00:10:56,441 OH! 503 00:10:56,483 --> 00:10:57,565 YEAH. 504 00:10:57,607 --> 00:10:58,816 HEY! 505 00:10:58,857 --> 00:11:00,190 HI, HONEY. WHAT'S UP? 506 00:11:00,232 --> 00:11:01,441 WELL, I JUST WANTED 507 00:11:00,232 --> 00:11:01,441 TO LET YOU KNOW 508 00:11:01,483 --> 00:11:03,983 I TURNED DOWN 509 00:11:01,483 --> 00:11:03,983 THAT HOTEL JOB OFFER. 510 00:11:04,024 --> 00:11:05,190 HOW COME? 511 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,483 SOME THINGS ARE JUST 512 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,483 MORE IMPORTANT THAN MONEY, 513 00:11:06,523 --> 00:11:08,190 AND FOR ME, 514 00:11:06,523 --> 00:11:08,190 THAT INCLUDES MY FAM... 515 00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:10,190 MAN, THAT SMARTS. 516 00:11:10,232 --> 00:11:11,190 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 517 00:11:11,232 --> 00:11:12,565 JUST TRIMMING THE HEDGES. 518 00:11:12,607 --> 00:11:13,899 I SAW A LOW-ANGLE PHOTO OF ME 519 00:11:12,607 --> 00:11:13,899 THE OTHER DAY. 520 00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:15,190 I LOOKED LIKE 521 00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:15,190 A SNORTED A RABBI. 522 00:11:17,108 --> 00:11:20,108 AND ... AND ... AND YOU'RE USING 523 00:11:17,108 --> 00:11:20,108 A PICTURE OF ME AS YOUR MIRROR? 524 00:11:20,148 --> 00:11:21,649 OH, IT IS YOU! 525 00:11:21,690 --> 00:11:22,690 MM. 526 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,399 HEY, IS THAT MY PHONE? 527 00:11:33,441 --> 00:11:34,607 AH, YES! 528 00:11:34,649 --> 00:11:36,357 I FOUND IT 529 00:11:34,649 --> 00:11:36,357 WHILE YOU WERE ASLEEP. 530 00:11:36,399 --> 00:11:38,690 UM, LET ME PUT IT BACK IN 531 00:11:36,399 --> 00:11:38,690 YOUR BEDROOM UNTIL YOU WAKE UP. 532 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,482 OH, KYLIE TEXTED ME. 533 00:11:40,523 --> 00:11:42,816 SHE SENT ME A PHOTO 534 00:11:40,523 --> 00:11:42,816 OF ME AND HER. 535 00:11:42,857 --> 00:11:43,899 SITTING RIGHT HERE. 536 00:11:43,941 --> 00:11:45,649 OH, MAYBE SHE SNEAK IN 537 00:11:45,690 --> 00:11:48,399 WHILE I WAS GETTING YOU 538 00:11:45,690 --> 00:11:48,399 ALL THOSE NICE STUFF. 539 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,024 BUT YOU'RE BEHIND ME, 540 00:11:50,066 --> 00:11:52,066 STARING AT US WITH 541 00:11:50,066 --> 00:11:52,066 A TERRIBLE LOOK ON YOUR FACE. 542 00:11:52,108 --> 00:11:54,983 OH, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 543 00:11:52,108 --> 00:11:54,983 I NEVER TAKE A BAD PICTURE. 544 00:11:55,024 --> 00:11:57,399 ARE YOU TRYING TO SABOTAGE 545 00:11:55,024 --> 00:11:57,399 MY RELATIONSHIP WITH KYLIE? 546 00:11:59,108 --> 00:12:02,399 HER CLOTHES ARE TOO TIGHT, 547 00:11:59,108 --> 00:12:02,399 HER HEELS ARE TOO HIGH, 548 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:03,774 SHE'S SO LOUD, AND ... 549 00:12:03,816 --> 00:12:05,399 AND I HATE HOW 550 00:12:03,816 --> 00:12:05,399 SHE SMOTHERS YOU! 551 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:08,274 OH, MY GOD. 552 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:08,274 YOU'RE DESCRIBING YOURSELF. 553 00:12:08,316 --> 00:12:10,983 NO! 554 00:12:08,316 --> 00:12:10,983 MY CLOTHES ARE NOT THAT... 555 00:12:11,024 --> 00:12:12,816 MY HEELS ARE... 556 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:15,232 I AM NOT... LOUD. 557 00:12:15,274 --> 00:12:17,190 I'M DATING MY MOTHER! 558 00:12:17,232 --> 00:12:19,190 UGH. OH, GROSS. 559 00:12:19,232 --> 00:12:20,482 EXCUSE ME? 560 00:12:20,523 --> 00:12:23,190 I USED TO LIKE HER, 561 00:12:20,523 --> 00:12:23,190 BUT NOW IT'S RUINED. 562 00:12:23,232 --> 00:12:26,565 PLEASE. THERE ARE WORSE THINGS 563 00:12:23,232 --> 00:12:26,565 THAN DATING YOUR OWN MOTHER. 564 00:12:26,607 --> 00:12:27,983 LIKE WHAT? 565 00:12:26,607 --> 00:12:27,983 YOU KNOW WHAT? 566 00:12:28,024 --> 00:12:29,232 I DON'T LIKE THIS ATTITUDE, 567 00:12:29,274 --> 00:12:30,899 AND I AM SURE THAT KYLIE 568 00:12:29,274 --> 00:12:30,899 WON'T LIKE IT EITHER. 569 00:12:30,941 --> 00:12:34,190 MAYBE YOU DO NEED SOMEBODY 570 00:12:30,941 --> 00:12:34,190 LIKE HER TO KEEP YOU IN LINE 571 00:12:34,232 --> 00:12:35,565 WHILE I AM NOT AROUND. 572 00:12:35,607 --> 00:12:37,024 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 573 00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:38,274 I AM SENDING YOUR APPLICATION 574 00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:38,274 TO DRAMA CAMP. 575 00:12:38,316 --> 00:12:39,607 WE STILL HAVE TWO MINUTES. 576 00:12:39,649 --> 00:12:40,774 MOM, DON'T YOU DARE. 577 00:12:42,523 --> 00:12:44,482 OKAY, NAME, AGE... 578 00:12:44,523 --> 00:12:47,024 STREET NAME? 579 00:12:44,523 --> 00:12:47,024 LIKE YOU'RE IN A GANG? 580 00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:48,190 I DON'T WANT TO GO TO CAMP 581 00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:48,190 WITH KYLIE NOW! 582 00:12:48,232 --> 00:12:49,983 IT'S DISGUSTING! 583 00:12:50,024 --> 00:12:51,357 OH, LOOK. 584 00:12:51,398 --> 00:12:52,690 WE GOT ANOTHER TEXT FROM KY... 585 00:12:51,398 --> 00:12:52,690 AY, YI, YI. 586 00:12:52,732 --> 00:12:54,983 SHE SENT A PICTURE OF HER 587 00:12:52,732 --> 00:12:54,983 IN A BIKINI! 588 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,357 SHE DID? 589 00:12:56,398 --> 00:12:58,108 YOU ... YOU CAN JUST GO AHEAD 590 00:12:56,398 --> 00:12:58,108 AND HIT "SEND." 591 00:12:58,148 --> 00:13:00,357 NO. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO 592 00:12:58,148 --> 00:13:00,357 TO CAMP WITH A GIRL LIKE THAT. 593 00:13:00,398 --> 00:13:02,983 OH, MY GOD! 594 00:13:00,398 --> 00:13:02,983 MOM, YOU'RE CRAZY! 595 00:13:03,024 --> 00:13:04,983 YES. NO. YES. NO. 596 00:13:05,024 --> 00:13:06,816 YOU HATE 597 00:13:05,024 --> 00:13:06,816 EVERY SINGLE GIRL I LIKE. 598 00:13:06,857 --> 00:13:08,983 YOU HAVE TO START LETTING ME 599 00:13:06,857 --> 00:13:08,983 MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS, 600 00:13:09,024 --> 00:13:11,565 OR EVERYTHING EVERYBODY SAYS 601 00:13:09,024 --> 00:13:11,565 ABOUT ME IS TRUE ... 602 00:13:11,607 --> 00:13:13,190 I'M A GIANT MAMA'S BOY. 603 00:13:13,232 --> 00:13:15,356 DO THEY REALLY 604 00:13:13,232 --> 00:13:15,356 CALL YOU THAT? 605 00:13:15,398 --> 00:13:17,190 YES. 606 00:13:15,398 --> 00:13:17,190 NOW, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? 607 00:13:18,857 --> 00:13:20,190 OKAY, FINE. 608 00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:24,190 IF YOU WANT TO GO, GO. 609 00:13:24,232 --> 00:13:27,398 THANK YOU. 610 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,440 I HAVE THAT SAME BIKINI. 611 00:13:33,066 --> 00:13:35,398 OKAY, WE'RE GONNA NEED 612 00:13:33,066 --> 00:13:35,398 A CROWBAR OR SOMETHING 613 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,983 TO LIFT THIS THING. 614 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:38,398 YOU LOOK BACK THERE, 615 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:38,398 AND I'LL CHECK THESE SHELVES. 616 00:13:40,316 --> 00:13:42,356 HMM. 617 00:13:40,316 --> 00:13:42,356 ANYTHING UP THERE? 618 00:13:42,398 --> 00:13:44,356 NOT A THING, BUDDY. 619 00:13:44,398 --> 00:13:46,899 I FEEL LIKE I SAW 620 00:13:44,398 --> 00:13:46,899 SOME SORT OF A... 621 00:13:46,941 --> 00:13:48,356 ARE THEY AWARE...? 622 00:13:48,398 --> 00:13:50,190 NOT A CHANCE. 623 00:13:50,232 --> 00:13:51,607 MAYBE WE CAN USE THIS 624 00:13:50,232 --> 00:13:51,607 BROOM HANDLE TO PRY IT LOOSE. 625 00:13:51,649 --> 00:13:54,774 NO, THAT WON'T WORK. OH, NO. 626 00:13:54,816 --> 00:13:56,482 YES, IT WILL. 627 00:13:56,523 --> 00:13:58,899 COME ON! 628 00:14:00,899 --> 00:14:01,983 THAT WAS CLOSE. 629 00:14:07,232 --> 00:14:09,190 SORRY I WAS A JERK EARLIER. 630 00:14:09,232 --> 00:14:10,565 COME ON! 631 00:14:10,607 --> 00:14:12,190 I'M ACTUALLY 632 00:14:10,607 --> 00:14:12,190 HAVING A LOT OF FUN 633 00:14:12,232 --> 00:14:13,274 WATCHING CARTOONS 634 00:14:12,232 --> 00:14:13,274 WITH YOU AGAIN. 635 00:14:13,315 --> 00:14:16,232 AW, IT WAS MY FAULT. 636 00:14:13,315 --> 00:14:16,232 I'M JUST A LITTLE... 637 00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,190 ARE YOU EVER GONNA CALL ME? 638 00:14:19,232 --> 00:14:21,190 WHAT? 639 00:14:21,232 --> 00:14:24,190 IT'S JUST SOMETHING I'VE ... I'VE 640 00:14:21,232 --> 00:14:24,190 BEEN WONDERING ABOUT, YOU KNOW. 641 00:14:24,232 --> 00:14:27,190 LIKE, WE LIVE TOGETHER, 642 00:14:24,232 --> 00:14:27,190 SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME, 643 00:14:27,232 --> 00:14:29,190 AND ONCE YOU'RE OFF 644 00:14:27,232 --> 00:14:29,190 AT BRAINY SCHOOL, 645 00:14:29,232 --> 00:14:31,899 SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF 646 00:14:29,232 --> 00:14:31,899 BRAINY BRAINS 647 00:14:31,941 --> 00:14:33,816 ARE WE GONNA BE FRIENDS? 648 00:14:33,857 --> 00:14:36,190 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 649 00:14:33,857 --> 00:14:36,190 YOU'RE MY SISTER. 650 00:14:36,232 --> 00:14:38,190 OH, RIGHT. YEAH, SISTERS. 651 00:14:38,232 --> 00:14:41,190 LIKE, WE'RE OBLIGATED TO 652 00:14:38,232 --> 00:14:41,190 SEE EACH OTHER ON THANKSGIVING, 653 00:14:41,232 --> 00:14:43,190 CHRISTMAS... 654 00:14:43,232 --> 00:14:44,899 LUKE'S FUNERAL. 655 00:14:43,232 --> 00:14:44,899 I'M FINE! 656 00:14:48,899 --> 00:14:50,899 UH-OH. 657 00:14:48,899 --> 00:14:50,899 "UH-OH" WHAT? 658 00:14:50,941 --> 00:14:52,108 NOTHING. 659 00:14:52,149 --> 00:14:53,482 WHAT DID YOU DO? 660 00:14:53,523 --> 00:14:55,066 I WAS FOLLOWING YOUR ORDERS. 661 00:14:55,108 --> 00:14:56,190 I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T ASK ME 662 00:14:55,108 --> 00:14:56,190 TO STAND ON TOP 663 00:14:56,232 --> 00:14:58,190 AND SAW AROUND MYSELF 664 00:14:56,232 --> 00:14:58,190 IN A CIRCLE. 665 00:14:58,232 --> 00:15:00,066 WHY DO WE EVEN NEED 666 00:14:58,232 --> 00:15:00,066 THIS STUPID THING? 667 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,190 BECAUSE THEY'RE TEARING DOWN 668 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,190 THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER BUILT. 669 00:15:02,232 --> 00:15:04,190 JUST STAND THERE. 670 00:15:02,232 --> 00:15:04,190 WE CAN STILL DO THIS. 671 00:15:04,232 --> 00:15:06,190 YEAH, IT'S GREAT BEING 672 00:15:04,232 --> 00:15:06,190 A REAL ESTATE AGENT ... 673 00:15:06,232 --> 00:15:08,024 MY FACE IS ON BILLBOARDS 674 00:15:06,232 --> 00:15:08,024 AND PENS. 675 00:15:08,066 --> 00:15:09,565 I HAVE A BALLOON BUDGET. 676 00:15:09,607 --> 00:15:11,816 BUT NONE OF IT EVER LASTS. 677 00:15:09,607 --> 00:15:11,816 ONCE THIS PLACE IS GONE, 678 00:15:11,857 --> 00:15:14,565 THEY'RE WON'T BE ANYTHING I CAN 679 00:15:11,857 --> 00:15:14,565 POINT TO AND SAY, "I MADE THAT." 680 00:15:14,607 --> 00:15:16,565 UH-OH. 681 00:15:16,607 --> 00:15:18,565 WHAT DID YOU DO? 682 00:15:16,607 --> 00:15:18,565 WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE? 683 00:15:18,607 --> 00:15:20,108 I SPRUNG A LEAK! 684 00:15:22,816 --> 00:15:25,273 THERE'S GOT TO BE 685 00:15:22,816 --> 00:15:25,273 A WATER SHUT-OFF! 686 00:15:27,315 --> 00:15:29,024 HALEY... 687 00:15:29,066 --> 00:15:31,273 I'M SORRY 688 00:15:29,066 --> 00:15:31,273 IF I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE 689 00:15:31,315 --> 00:15:33,774 I DIDN'T WANT TO HANG OUT 690 00:15:31,315 --> 00:15:33,774 WITH YOU LATELY. 691 00:15:33,816 --> 00:15:36,190 OR... EVER. 692 00:15:36,231 --> 00:15:38,356 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 693 00:15:38,398 --> 00:15:40,565 I'M NOT WORRIED. 694 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:41,983 WE'LL PROBABLY BE 695 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:41,983 EVEN CLOSER 696 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,774 ONCE WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY 697 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,774 CAGED IN TOGETHER. 698 00:15:43,816 --> 00:15:46,190 I'LL BE CALLING YOU 699 00:15:43,816 --> 00:15:46,190 ALL THE TIME. 700 00:15:46,231 --> 00:15:50,190 THINK ABOUT IT ... I'M ABOUT TO 701 00:15:46,231 --> 00:15:50,190 LIVE ON A CAMPUS FULL OF ALEXES. 702 00:15:50,231 --> 00:15:52,190 THAT'S BOUND 703 00:15:50,231 --> 00:15:52,190 TO GET ANNOYING. 704 00:15:52,231 --> 00:15:56,190 AND WHEN IT DOES, WHO BETTER TO 705 00:15:52,231 --> 00:15:56,190 DEAL WITH AN ALEX THAN YOU? 706 00:16:02,732 --> 00:16:04,899 I MADE THAT. 707 00:16:04,941 --> 00:16:06,565 HEY, YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? 708 00:16:06,607 --> 00:16:09,189 JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE 709 00:16:06,607 --> 00:16:09,189 WITH DAN SIGNER. 710 00:16:06,607 --> 00:16:09,189 WHO? 711 00:16:09,231 --> 00:16:12,189 HE'S ONE OF THE BIG MUCKS 712 00:16:09,231 --> 00:16:12,189 AT THE GRAND ROYAL HOTELS. 713 00:16:09,231 --> 00:16:12,189 OH. 714 00:16:12,231 --> 00:16:14,189 THEY'RE THINKING ABOUT 715 00:16:12,231 --> 00:16:14,189 DROPPING OUR ACCOUNT. 716 00:16:14,231 --> 00:16:16,189 SOMETHING ABOUT YOU 717 00:16:14,231 --> 00:16:16,189 TURNING DOWN THE JOB OFFER. 718 00:16:16,231 --> 00:16:18,356 WELL... 719 00:16:16,231 --> 00:16:18,356 AND THEN ACCEPTING IT, 720 00:16:18,398 --> 00:16:21,440 AND THEN TURNING IT DOWN, 721 00:16:18,398 --> 00:16:21,440 AND THEN ACCEPTING IT AGAIN. 722 00:16:21,482 --> 00:16:23,189 WHY ARE YOU 723 00:16:21,482 --> 00:16:23,189 JERKING HIM AROUND? 724 00:16:23,231 --> 00:16:24,607 YOU'RE WORSE THAN CLAUDIA. 725 00:16:24,649 --> 00:16:27,189 WHO'S CLAUDIA? 726 00:16:24,649 --> 00:16:27,189 JANICE'S EX-GIRLFRIEND. 727 00:16:27,231 --> 00:16:29,066 SHE STRUNG HER ALONG 728 00:16:27,231 --> 00:16:29,066 FOR EIGHT YEARS, 729 00:16:29,108 --> 00:16:31,273 NOW THEY'RE IN A CUSTODY BATTLE 730 00:16:29,108 --> 00:16:31,273 OVER TWO LABRADORS. 731 00:16:31,315 --> 00:16:33,398 AM I THE ONLY ONE 732 00:16:31,315 --> 00:16:33,398 THAT GOT STUCK IN THE BREAK ROOM 733 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,482 WITH HER TODAY? 734 00:16:34,523 --> 00:16:36,231 OKAY, DAD, LOOK. 735 00:16:34,523 --> 00:16:36,231 IF IT'LL HELP, 736 00:16:36,273 --> 00:16:37,857 I'LL CALL THE HOTEL PEOPLE AND 737 00:16:36,273 --> 00:16:37,857 I'LL STRAIGHTEN ALL THIS OUT. 738 00:16:37,899 --> 00:16:39,857 I DON'T THINK MORE CALLS 739 00:16:37,899 --> 00:16:39,857 FROM YOU IS THE ANSWER, 740 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,356 AND BY THE WAY, 741 00:16:41,398 --> 00:16:42,607 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA GET 742 00:16:41,398 --> 00:16:42,607 THAT JOB ANYMORE. 743 00:16:42,649 --> 00:16:44,857 FINE! I DON'T CARE! 744 00:16:42,649 --> 00:16:44,857 I DON'T CARE! 745 00:16:44,899 --> 00:16:46,482 I NEVER WANTED THAT JOB 746 00:16:44,899 --> 00:16:46,482 IN THE FIRST PLACE! 747 00:16:46,523 --> 00:16:49,066 WELL, THEN WHY DID YOU TELL ME 748 00:16:46,523 --> 00:16:49,066 ABOUT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE? 749 00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:50,899 BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO TELL ME 750 00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:50,899 NOT TO TAKE THE JOB 751 00:16:50,941 --> 00:16:52,356 BECAUSE I'M YOUR DAUGHTER! 752 00:16:52,398 --> 00:16:53,983 YOU KNOW, 753 00:16:52,398 --> 00:16:53,983 THE THING BEHIND THE MIRROR 754 00:16:54,024 --> 00:16:56,857 THAT YOU... TRIM 755 00:16:54,024 --> 00:16:56,857 YOUR NOSE HAIRS WITH? 756 00:16:58,148 --> 00:17:00,231 DON'T YOU EVEN CARE 757 00:16:58,148 --> 00:17:00,231 IF I STAY OR GO? 758 00:17:00,273 --> 00:17:01,356 OF COURSE I DO. 759 00:17:01,398 --> 00:17:03,440 WELL, YOU DON'T SHOW IT. 760 00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:06,189 WELL, MAYBE BECAUSE I DIDN'T 761 00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:06,189 WANT THAT TO BE A FACTOR. 762 00:17:06,231 --> 00:17:08,189 IT WOULD KILL ME IF I THOUGHT 763 00:17:06,231 --> 00:17:08,189 THAT WHAT I FELT 764 00:17:08,231 --> 00:17:10,189 WOULD HOLD YOU BACK FROM GETTING 765 00:17:08,231 --> 00:17:10,189 SOMETHING THAT YOU WANTED. 766 00:17:10,231 --> 00:17:12,899 BUT TRUST ME, 767 00:17:10,231 --> 00:17:12,899 WHEN I SAW THAT JOB OFFER, 768 00:17:12,941 --> 00:17:15,189 MY HEART ALMOST FELL 769 00:17:12,941 --> 00:17:15,189 OUT OF MY CHEST. 770 00:17:15,231 --> 00:17:17,024 I LOVE US WORKING TOGETHER! 771 00:17:17,066 --> 00:17:19,066 THANKS. OKAY, THEN. 772 00:17:19,108 --> 00:17:21,857 "OKAY, THEN"? 773 00:17:21,899 --> 00:17:25,189 I POUR MY HEART OUT, 774 00:17:21,899 --> 00:17:25,189 AND THAT'S ALL I GET? 775 00:17:25,231 --> 00:17:26,899 ONE TIME MY DAD SAID, 776 00:17:25,231 --> 00:17:26,899 "NICE GAME, KID." 777 00:17:26,941 --> 00:17:29,024 I HAD EYE BLACK STREAMING DOWN 778 00:17:26,941 --> 00:17:29,024 MY CHEEKS, 779 00:17:29,066 --> 00:17:31,398 BUT ALL I GET IS, 780 00:17:29,066 --> 00:17:31,398 "OKAY, THEN"? 781 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:35,899 I MEAN, I-I PROBABLY DON'T 782 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:35,899 SAY IT AS MUCH AS I SHOULD, 783 00:17:35,941 --> 00:17:37,607 BUT I'M PROUD OF YOU, KID. 784 00:17:37,649 --> 00:17:38,857 GOT IT. 785 00:17:38,899 --> 00:17:40,482 JAY? 786 00:17:38,899 --> 00:17:40,482 HEY, DAN! 787 00:17:40,523 --> 00:17:42,189 GEE, I DIDN'T THINK 788 00:17:40,523 --> 00:17:42,189 YOU'D SHOW UP IN PERSON. 789 00:17:42,231 --> 00:17:44,356 CLAIRE, THIS IS THE BIG CHEESE, 790 00:17:42,231 --> 00:17:44,356 DAN SIGNER. 791 00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:46,899 HI, MR. SIGNER. 792 00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:46,899 SUCH A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 793 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,565 I'M SO SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT 794 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,565 BACK AND FORTH TODAY. 795 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,565 HEY, I'LL HANDLE IT FROM HERE. 796 00:17:48,607 --> 00:17:51,189 DAN, WE LOVE 797 00:17:48,607 --> 00:17:51,189 DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU, 798 00:17:51,231 --> 00:17:54,189 BUT I GOT TO PUT MY FOOT DOWN 799 00:17:51,231 --> 00:17:54,189 WHEN IT COMES TO CLAIRE. 800 00:17:54,231 --> 00:17:56,273 THIS IS 801 00:17:54,231 --> 00:17:56,273 MY LITTLE BABY GIRL HERE. 802 00:17:56,315 --> 00:17:58,816 THE BEST PART OF MY DAY IS 803 00:17:56,315 --> 00:17:58,816 HAVING A COFFEE WITH HER 804 00:17:58,857 --> 00:18:01,816 IN THE BREAK ROOM, 805 00:17:58,857 --> 00:18:01,816 AND IT WASN'T THAT LONG AGO 806 00:18:01,857 --> 00:18:04,273 THAT SHE WAS SITTING AT 807 00:18:01,857 --> 00:18:04,273 THE BREAKFAST TABLE 808 00:18:04,315 --> 00:18:07,565 EATING HEART-SHAPED WAFFLES 809 00:18:04,315 --> 00:18:07,565 THAT I MADE FOR HER. 810 00:18:07,607 --> 00:18:10,024 I TELL YA, IT PUTS A LUMP 811 00:18:07,607 --> 00:18:10,024 IN YOUR THROAT. 812 00:18:07,607 --> 00:18:10,024 MM. 813 00:18:10,065 --> 00:18:11,482 ANYWAY, UH, 814 00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:14,398 I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT TO BE 815 00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:14,398 THE LUCKIEST S.O.B. ALIVE... 816 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,107 BUT IF I HAVE 817 00:18:16,148 --> 00:18:18,857 JUST EVEN A FEW GRAINS LEFT 818 00:18:16,148 --> 00:18:18,857 IN THAT HOURGLASS... 819 00:18:18,899 --> 00:18:21,107 I'M GONNA BE 820 00:18:18,899 --> 00:18:21,107 SPENDING IT WITH... 821 00:18:21,148 --> 00:18:22,607 WOW. 822 00:18:22,649 --> 00:18:24,690 I ALMOST JUST CALLED HER 823 00:18:22,649 --> 00:18:24,690 BY HER CHILDHOOD NICKNAME THERE. 824 00:18:24,732 --> 00:18:25,899 MNH-MNH. 825 00:18:25,941 --> 00:18:28,356 AW, WHAT THE HELL? 826 00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:30,065 MY LITTLE BUNNY FOO-FOO. 827 00:18:30,107 --> 00:18:32,107 OH, NO. 828 00:18:30,107 --> 00:18:32,107 LET ME WALK YOU OUT, DAN. 829 00:18:32,148 --> 00:18:33,482 BUNNY! 830 00:18:32,148 --> 00:18:33,482 THANKS FOR COMING. 831 00:18:33,523 --> 00:18:36,607 BUNNY! 832 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,189 WHO'S DAN SIGNER? 833 00:18:38,231 --> 00:18:39,816 I THOUGHT WE WERE GRABBING 834 00:18:38,231 --> 00:18:39,816 A BEER AT THE CLUB. 835 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,774 JUST KEEP WALKING, MEL. 836 00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:44,774 OKAY. UH, LILY, ARE YOU BUSY? 837 00:18:44,816 --> 00:18:46,565 DEPENDS. 838 00:18:46,607 --> 00:18:48,607 WELL, WE WANTED TO HAVE 839 00:18:46,607 --> 00:18:48,607 A LITTLE TALK ABOUT FEELINGS. 840 00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:51,189 OH, ACTUALLY, I HAVE THIS 841 00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:51,189 PROJECT DUE TOMORROW ... 842 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,189 OKAY, HONEY. NO, NO. 843 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,189 IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 844 00:18:53,231 --> 00:18:54,690 LET'S JUST SIT DOWN. 845 00:18:54,732 --> 00:18:57,690 LISTEN, WE JUST WANTED TO ASK 846 00:18:54,732 --> 00:18:57,690 IF YOU THINK I CRY TOO MUCH. 847 00:18:57,732 --> 00:18:59,607 AND YOU CAN BE HONEST. 848 00:18:59,649 --> 00:19:01,774 I DON'T WANT TO ANSWER, 849 00:18:59,649 --> 00:19:01,774 'CAUSE YOU MIGHT CRY. 850 00:19:01,816 --> 00:19:05,356 YEAH, WELL... 851 00:19:01,816 --> 00:19:05,356 OH! 852 00:19:01,816 --> 00:19:05,356 SHE CARES ABOUT MY FEELINGS! 853 00:19:05,398 --> 00:19:07,482 OKAY, LILY, WE THINK THAT MAYBE 854 00:19:05,398 --> 00:19:07,482 YOU DON'T GET EMOTIONAL 855 00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,273 BECAUSE DADDY GETS, YOU KNOW, 856 00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,273 SO EMOTIONAL 857 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,189 BECAUSE HE KIND OF HANDLES 858 00:19:11,231 --> 00:19:13,440 THE EMOTIONS 859 00:19:11,231 --> 00:19:13,440 FOR THE ENTIRE HOUSE, YOU KNOW? 860 00:19:11,231 --> 00:19:13,440 I DO. 861 00:19:13,482 --> 00:19:15,189 POSSIBLY THE ENTIRE BLOCK. 862 00:19:13,482 --> 00:19:15,189 OKAY. 863 00:19:15,231 --> 00:19:18,189 I JUST ... 864 00:19:15,231 --> 00:19:18,189 AND THAT MAYBE THAT'S WHY 865 00:19:15,231 --> 00:19:18,189 YOU DON'T FEEL ANYTHING. 866 00:19:18,231 --> 00:19:19,983 I FEEL STUFF. 867 00:19:20,023 --> 00:19:21,273 REALLY? BECAUSE WHEN WE WERE 868 00:19:20,023 --> 00:19:21,273 SICK A FEW WEEKS AGO, 869 00:19:21,315 --> 00:19:23,023 YOU DIDN'T SEEM TO CARE. 870 00:19:23,065 --> 00:19:24,816 I DIDN'T CARE. 871 00:19:24,857 --> 00:19:27,023 WELL, SHE'S NOT A LIAR. 872 00:19:24,857 --> 00:19:27,023 WE DID SOMETHING RIGHT. 873 00:19:24,857 --> 00:19:27,023 MM-HMM. 874 00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:28,482 DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE 875 00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:28,482 CARED A LITTLE BIT? 876 00:19:28,523 --> 00:19:29,899 WHY? 877 00:19:28,523 --> 00:19:29,899 YOU ALWAYS GET BETTER. 878 00:19:29,941 --> 00:19:32,189 WELL... SO FAR. 879 00:19:32,231 --> 00:19:33,816 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 880 00:19:32,231 --> 00:19:33,816 "SO FAR"? 881 00:19:33,857 --> 00:19:35,189 UM... 882 00:19:33,857 --> 00:19:35,189 WELL, UH... 883 00:19:35,231 --> 00:19:37,065 LIKE, SOMEDAY, YOU'RE NOT 884 00:19:35,231 --> 00:19:37,065 GONNA GET BETTER? 885 00:19:37,107 --> 00:19:38,816 LIKE, YOU'RE GONNA DIE? 886 00:19:38,857 --> 00:19:41,774 NO! NO, NO, NO, NO. NOT ... 887 00:19:38,857 --> 00:19:41,774 NOT FOR A VERY, VERY LONG TIME. 888 00:19:41,816 --> 00:19:43,398 THEN WHY ARE WE TALKING 889 00:19:41,816 --> 00:19:43,398 ABOUT IT NOW? 890 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,816 WELL, HEY, 891 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,816 YOU BROUGHT IT UP. 892 00:19:44,857 --> 00:19:46,023 I JUST WANTED TO 893 00:19:44,857 --> 00:19:46,023 MAKE SURE THAT ... 894 00:19:46,065 --> 00:19:47,816 STOP! 895 00:19:46,065 --> 00:19:47,816 YOU'RE MAKING ME SAD! 896 00:19:47,857 --> 00:19:50,065 OKAY, WELL, SHE HAS FEELINGS. 897 00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:52,607 WELL, YES, AND IT SEEMS THAT 898 00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:52,607 SHE WANTS TO KEEP US ALIVE. 899 00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:54,189 SO, ALL IN ALL, 900 00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:54,189 A GOOD DAY OF PARENTING. 901 00:19:54,231 --> 00:19:56,356 I DON'T WANT TO LIVE 902 00:19:54,231 --> 00:19:56,356 WITH AUNT CLAIRE! 903 00:19:56,398 --> 00:19:58,189 OH. 904 00:19:56,398 --> 00:19:58,189 LILY! 905 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:02,857 PARENTS MAKE SO MANY 906 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:02,857 MISTAKES WITH THEIR CHILDREN... 907 00:20:02,899 --> 00:20:04,565 I'VE ALIVE, SWEETHEART. 908 00:20:04,607 --> 00:20:06,356 BUT WHAT ABOUT DADDY? 909 00:20:06,398 --> 00:20:07,482 I'M ALIVE, TOO. 910 00:20:07,523 --> 00:20:09,189 COME HERE. 911 00:20:07,523 --> 00:20:09,189 COME ON, SWEETHEART. 912 00:20:09,231 --> 00:20:10,649 BUT IT'S ONLY BECAUSE 913 00:20:09,231 --> 00:20:10,649 WE'RE TRYING SO HARD 914 00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:12,982 TO MAKE THEM HAPPY. 915 00:20:13,023 --> 00:20:14,565 NOT HER. NOT HER. 916 00:20:13,023 --> 00:20:14,565 OH, MY GOD. 917 00:20:14,607 --> 00:20:16,356 YOU'RE GONNA BE THE CUTEST GIRL 918 00:20:14,607 --> 00:20:16,356 AT THIS WHOLE SCHOOL. 919 00:20:16,398 --> 00:20:18,649 WAIT, THESE ARE GIRLS, RIGHT? 920 00:20:21,857 --> 00:20:24,816 TRYING SO HARD 921 00:20:21,857 --> 00:20:24,816 TO KEEP THEM CLOSE... 922 00:20:26,816 --> 00:20:28,565 YOU COULD KNOCK. 923 00:20:28,607 --> 00:20:30,356 EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW WE CAN'T. 924 00:20:30,398 --> 00:20:33,189 I KNOW SOMEDAY I'M GONNA 925 00:20:30,398 --> 00:20:33,189 LOSE YOU TO ANOTHER WOMAN, 926 00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:35,189 AND I'LL FIND A WAY 927 00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:35,189 TO BE OKAY WITH IT. 928 00:20:35,231 --> 00:20:36,398 THANKS, KYLIE. 929 00:20:37,816 --> 00:20:38,982 BUT NOT TODAY. 930 00:20:42,899 --> 00:20:44,189 SO, I WALK INTO HIS OFFICE. 931 00:20:44,231 --> 00:20:47,189 HE'S LOOKING AT A PICTURE 932 00:20:44,231 --> 00:20:47,189 OF ME AND HE'S CRYING. 933 00:20:47,231 --> 00:20:49,189 YOUR DAD? 934 00:20:47,231 --> 00:20:49,189 YEAH, 935 00:20:47,231 --> 00:20:49,189 I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER. 936 00:20:49,231 --> 00:20:51,273 THIS IS WHY I'M GLAD I SHOW MY 937 00:20:49,231 --> 00:20:51,273 EMOTIONS IN FRONT OF THE GIRLS. 938 00:20:51,315 --> 00:20:53,189 I THINK THAT'S THE REASON 939 00:20:51,315 --> 00:20:53,189 THEY'RE FEELING ... 940 00:20:53,231 --> 00:20:54,189 PHIL, COULD WE AT LEAST 941 00:20:53,231 --> 00:20:54,189 STAY ON MY STORY 942 00:20:54,231 --> 00:20:55,774 UNTIL THE OVEN PREHEATS? 943 00:20:55,816 --> 00:20:57,356 SORRY. 944 00:20:55,816 --> 00:20:57,356 I THOUGHT YOU WERE FINISHED. 945 00:20:55,816 --> 00:20:57,356 NO. 946 00:20:57,398 --> 00:20:59,189 OKAY, SO, ANYWAY, 947 00:20:57,398 --> 00:20:59,189 I WENT BACK LATER, 948 00:20:59,231 --> 00:21:01,065 AND IT TURNS OUT 949 00:20:59,231 --> 00:21:01,065 HE WASN'T CRYING, 950 00:21:01,107 --> 00:21:03,189 HE WAS PLUCKING 951 00:21:01,107 --> 00:21:03,189 HIS NOSE HAIRS. 952 00:21:03,231 --> 00:21:04,774 I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT. 953 00:21:04,816 --> 00:21:06,398 YEAH, ME NEITHER. 954 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,440 TO WALK INTO THAT THEATER 955 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,440 AND SEE THEIR CUTE LITTLE HEADS 956 00:21:08,482 --> 00:21:10,565 TOGETHER AFTER THEY'D BEEN 957 00:21:08,482 --> 00:21:10,565 FIGHTING ALL AFTERNOON. 958 00:21:10,607 --> 00:21:12,189 COME ON. YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN 959 00:21:10,607 --> 00:21:12,189 DONE THAT TIME. 960 00:21:12,231 --> 00:21:13,816 NO. IS IT ME? 961 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:16,231 IS IT THE WAY 962 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:16,231 THAT I TELL STORIES? 963 00:21:16,273 --> 00:21:18,023 AM I SO BORING, 964 00:21:18,065 --> 00:21:20,690 OR IS EVERYONE IN THIS FAMILY 965 00:21:18,065 --> 00:21:20,690 THAT SELF-INVOLVED? 966 00:21:20,732 --> 00:21:22,189 AS I WAS SAYING... 967 00:21:22,231 --> 00:21:25,356 HER NAME IS ALAINA 968 00:21:22,231 --> 00:21:25,356 AND SHE'S FROM NORTH CAROLINA. 969 00:21:25,398 --> 00:21:26,607 THAT'S MY ROOMMATE. 970 00:21:26,649 --> 00:21:27,816 NOW I'M DONE.