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HERE SHE IS!

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WE WOULDN'T

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WHAT'S WRONG

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WITH YOUR SPEECH?

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OH, IS IT

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THAT OBVIOUS?

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I...

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I GOT ADULT BRACES!

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OH!

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ARE YOU SURE?

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'CAUSE THEY DON'T

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UM...

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IT'S A BOLD STEP,

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NO, YOU'RE NOT

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What are you talking about?

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I'm right here!

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I had Andy set me up

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so I could be here with you all.

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I was devastated

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to miss Alex's graduation,

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until I realized

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I didn't have to.

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Bet I was the only dad there

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not wearing pants.

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How great

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is this thing, huh?

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IT'S SO CONVENIENT.

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It's like I'm right there

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in the room... with you guys.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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EVERYWHERE?

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IT'S BEEN FIVE DAYS

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OH, YES, SO DIFFERENT

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HE'S NOT A YAHOO, AND

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DON'T SAY THAT IN FRONT OF HIM!

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HE DOESN'T

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SPEAK ENGLISH!

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He understands it.

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OH, REALLY?

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FIRE! RUN!

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FIRE!

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YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS,

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DON'T GO.

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OH, YOU'RE SO SWEET,

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BUT I DON'T WANT TO INTRUDE,

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SO I'LL JUST

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OH, GLORIA:

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YOU'RE

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IF I'M BEING HONEST,

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AND SHE'S REALLY SWEET

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AND THEY'RE GREAT TOGETHER.

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SO, IN THE SPIRIT OF GRADUATION:

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I'M OFFICIALLY MOVING ON.

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AND, UNLIKE

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THERE'S NO PREGNANCY SCARE.

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UH, ARE YOU SURE

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ABOUT THAT OUTFIT?

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KEEP HAPPENING?

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IT'S NOT BECAUSE JOE

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YES. AND DID WE

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EVER GET SEPARATED?

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OH, MY GOD.

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I'VE THROWN THOSE SHOES AWAY.

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THEY'RE JUST TOO EASY TO SPOT

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OH, YES.

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I'M GONNA GO GET HIM

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"GOLDILOCKS."

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

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I'D RIP

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OH.

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IT'S

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RIGHT?

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IT'S MY PORRIDGE.

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UM...

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YOU'RE SO ADORABLE.

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ISN'T HE ADORABLE?

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Y-

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WOW. I SHOULD

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NO!

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UH, UH...

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CAN YOU BLEND CHEESE?

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I DON'T THINK SO,

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AND I DON'T WANT TO TRY IT.

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Hey, guys!

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OH, MY GOSH:

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OH, GOD.

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Guess what.

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They accepted your offer.

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OH, MY GOSH!

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THAT'S FANTASTIC!

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WHAT OFFER?

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WE'RE BUYING THE APARTMENT

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WE'RE GONNA EXPAND,

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Congrats!

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I'm gonna roll away before

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you spit on my screen again.

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ISN'T THAT GREAT?

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OH, SO GREAT, SO GREAT:

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HE'S BEEN MORE DISTANT LATELY.

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HE HASN'T BEEN THAT INTERESTED

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What's that?

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AAH!

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IT'S JUST A LITTLE GIFT

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But we already gave her

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our present.

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That 16-piece luggage set

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was a real winner.

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IT'S JUST A KEY CHAIN

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Why don't we just sing

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that song I wrote her?

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UH... BECAUSE I DON'T WANT

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Oh. Lame. Okay.

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PHIL, REALLY?

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Only you

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could hurt a robot!

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HEY!

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YOU, UH ...

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YOU NEED SOME HELP?

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SO, UM,

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UM, HAS BETH SAID ANYTHING

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NOT LIKING ME?

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ARE YOU KIDDING?

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BETH'S OBSESSED WITH YOU.

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SHE'S ALWAYS LIKE, "ERR!

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HALEY'S SO CUTE.

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I JUST WANT TO BITE HER FACE."

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OH, MY GOD.

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SHE'S ACTUALLY

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TALKING ABOUT?

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UH, UH, HOW I'M

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Oh, hey, honey.

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HEY, DON'T TURN.

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What?

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"BE COOL."

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Why do you

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want it to go away?

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NOW,

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I DIDN'T TELL CAM BECAUSE...

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IT'S BEEN A MONTH,

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AND NOW IT'S JUST WEIRD

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THAT I DIDN'T TELL HIM

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IT'S OFF TO WORK I GO.

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NO! AAH!

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OH!

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THAT TICKLES:

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STOP IT! STOP IT!

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Mitchell,

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you can talk to me.

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I'm a Realtor.

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OKAY?

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DON'T TELL CAM.

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Mitch...

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WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?

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WHAT DID MITCHELL SAY?

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Ooh!

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Do I smell Jay's famous ribs?

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PHIL.

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Hey, hey! Hey!

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I'M GONNA HOLD YOU UP.

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Lift with your legs.

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I had a big lunch.

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I don't see

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any napkin rings.

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I just see a box

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with some Spanish written on it.

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OH,

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THAT'S PROBABLY IT.

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Crockett and Tubbs!

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That's heroin!

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WHAT?

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You know,

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horse, smack, hell dust.

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I'VE WATCHED "KOJAK."

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LOW-LIFE COUSIN OF GLORIA'S

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JAY, WHERE ARE

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THE NAPKIN RINGS?

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I'll give you guys

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some privacy.

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LOOK WHAT YOUR COUSIN'S

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THAT'S MY HORSE.

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THAT'S YOURS?

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YES, I BROUGHT IT BACK

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MY GOD.

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I MARRIED INTO A DRUG CARTEL?

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I HAD HIM

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Ohhhh.

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TO MY COUSIN?

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WAS I SUPPOSED TO THINK?

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JAY.

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LIKE THEY'RE CRIMINALS.

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LIKE HE WOULD BRING $150,000

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WORTH OF HEROIN INTO THIS HOUSE!

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How do you know

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how much ...

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WHAT? I CAN'T KNOW

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STREET VALUE?

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COULD I BORROW YOU FOR A MINUTE?

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I CAN'T BELIEVE

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OH,

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IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL.

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IT'S JUST

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YOU GOT TO BE

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OH, OH.

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A B-

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OH!

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OH, MITCHELL: WHERE DO YOU

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EVEN FIND THE TIME FOR THIS?

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SO, THIS ONE :

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HERE OR HERE?

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HMM.

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I DON'T KNOW.

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WHAT ABOUT HERE?

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OH! SPENCER!

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SO,

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BUT, UM,

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DO ANY OF YOU

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FROM BETH?

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SOMETHING'S A LITTLE OFF?

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BETH?

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NO. SHE'S AN ANGEL.

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YOU'RE REALLY NOT SHYING AWAY

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FROM THOSE "S" WORDS, ARE YOU?

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S-SO, NO ONE THINKS

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A SLIGHTLY PSYCHOTIC SIDE?

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OH.

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I SEE

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WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

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SOMEBODY'S JEALOUS

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'CAUSE SHE'S NOT

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HMM?

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UGH.

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WOW!

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MOM.

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BETH'S SUPER-HOT.

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IT'S JUST ON THE WEEKENDS,

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RIGHT?

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YOU'RE ALL USELESS.

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OH.

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WHO WAS THAT?

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OH, IT'S JUST WORK.

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I'M A SUSPICIOUS SPOUSE,

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SO, I SAY

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UM...

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"I SAW YOU POUR

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FROM THE REGULAR POT."

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AND, UM,

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SHE'S LIKE, "NOPE.

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I, UH, POURED

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FROM THE DECAF POT."

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YOU KNOW?

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OH, MY GOSH:

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DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING.

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WERE YOU UP ALL NIGHT?

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"HAD FUN WITH YOU. SPENCER.

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SEE YOU MONDAY.

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SPENCER."

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WHO IS SPENCER?

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HEY, MR. D.

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Hey.

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CAN WE TALK?

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Sure thing.

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What'll you have?

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What's up?

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SO, I'VE BEEN...

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That's exciting.

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So, what's the hold-up?

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THERE'S THIS OTHER GIRL,

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BUT... I JUST DON'T KNOW

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Andy, back when I was dating

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Claire, I used to think,

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"What if I'm in the laundromat

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one day,

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and Robin Givens

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walks in?"

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She asks me

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for a quarter.

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I hand her one.

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Our fingers linger.

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She wonders

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if maybe after "Iron Mike,"

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what she's

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really yearning for

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is the touch

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of a gentler man.

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I'M NOT FOLLOWING.

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It's natural to wonder

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about a different path,

289
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but if you truly love Beth,

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you should propose.

291
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YOU'RE RIGHT.

292
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I'LL DO IT.

293
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THERE'S THIS PLACE SHE LOVES

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I'LL TAKE HER THERE

295
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Great!

296
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Bring it in.

297
00:11:29,806 --> 00:11:32,683
OH, COME ON:

298
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QUICK.

299
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Got it.

300
00:11:38,189 --> 00:11:39,690
You want to sing the song.

301
00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:42,319
Good thing I brought my ukulele

302
00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:42,319
on the trip.

303
00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:43,694
TRIP! OH!

304
00:11:49,658 --> 00:11:51,578
IT'S PERFECT.

305
00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:56,416
Claire?

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00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:58,709
AAH!

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OH, MY GOD, MOM!

308
00:12:01,963 --> 00:12:03,632
FOR MY GRADUATION!

309
00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,427
YES!

310
00:12:07,469 --> 00:12:09,513
I hate this family.

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00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:13,975
I THINK MITCHELL'S

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00:12:14,017 --> 00:12:15,143
What?

313
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,982
IT'S PROBABLY

314
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WHERE HE'S MEETING

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00:12:24,152 --> 00:12:27,447
ABOUT THE UNIT UPSTAIRS?

316
00:12:29,866 --> 00:12:31,117
Only because you did.

317
00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:36,581
I don't know anything.

318
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Put me down.

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Talk to your husband.

320
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Stella, no. Bad girl.

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Bad girl.

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Stella, no.

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Stella, no.

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FOR GUNS?

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OH, GEEZ:

326
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OH, SORRY:

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00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:58,727
Jay, no!

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HALEY!

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MM-HMM.

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OH. SO, YOU JUST

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WANT ME TO GRAB IT?

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00:13:13,243 --> 00:13:14,202
AAH!

333
00:13:14,244 --> 00:13:15,495
SEE?

334
00:13:15,537 --> 00:13:16,829
THAT'S WHAT YOU DO

335
00:13:16,871 --> 00:13:18,747
TAKE SOMETHING THAT'S YOURS.

336
00:13:22,126 --> 00:13:24,671
WHAT HAPPENED?

337
00:13:22,126 --> 00:13:24,671
DID I GET THE PEN?

338
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:27,090
HEY, YOUR

339
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:27,090
HAIR'S BURNING!

340
00:13:27,131 --> 00:13:29,008
WHAT?

341
00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:30,677
AY! YOUR HAIR!

342
00:13:30,719 --> 00:13:32,220
I GOT IT!

343
00:13:32,262 --> 00:13:33,722
OW! OW!

344
00:13:33,762 --> 00:13:35,014
IT'S OUT! IT'S OUT!

345
00:13:35,056 --> 00:13:36,266
WHAT HAPPENED?

346
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,810
WHY'D YOU SIT

347
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,810
SO CLOSE TO IT?

348
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,062
SHE TOLD ME TO!

349
00:13:41,104 --> 00:13:43,398
AY, BETH: THANK GOD

350
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,275
I'M JUST GLAD

351
00:13:45,316 --> 00:13:48,612
IT'S GETTING

352
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,779
IN THE POOL?

353
00:13:58,747 --> 00:14:00,873
Jay!

354
00:14:00,915 --> 00:14:02,083
Oh, thank God.

355
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,086
YOU'RE NEVER...

356
00:14:05,128 --> 00:14:07,838
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE

357
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,840
Lock you

358
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,840
in the bathroom?

359
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,840
NO.

360
00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:14,638
THERE'S NO WAY

361
00:14:16,931 --> 00:14:18,849
Can you open the door?

362
00:14:16,931 --> 00:14:18,849
I'm feeling claustrophobic.

363
00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:21,436
YOU'RE IN A HOTEL ROOM

364
00:14:21,478 --> 00:14:23,854
I'M DESPERATE.

365
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:27,858
Well, well, well.

366
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:27,858
Look who came crawling back.

367
00:14:28,985 --> 00:14:29,860
Okay.

368
00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:33,782
It's called "Go Ask Alex."

369
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,083
I CAN'T BELIEVE

370
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,083
I'M EVEN SAYING THIS,

371
00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:45,168
"HEM YOUR JEANS,"

372
00:14:45,209 --> 00:14:47,170
"STEAM YOUR GREENS"?

373
00:14:47,211 --> 00:14:48,755
No, it can't.

374
00:14:48,797 --> 00:14:49,798
The jeans come back

375
00:14:48,797 --> 00:14:49,798
at the 4-minute mark.

376
00:14:54,552 --> 00:14:55,886
HOW YOU FEELING?

377
00:14:57,972 --> 00:14:58,889
UH-HUH.

378
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,145
IT'S THE RED ONE,

379
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,145
RIGHT?

380
00:15:04,187 --> 00:15:05,355
UH-HUH.

381
00:15:07,857 --> 00:15:10,777
HEY, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR

382
00:15:07,857 --> 00:15:10,777
AND GO START MY CAR?

383
00:15:10,819 --> 00:15:12,570
UH, I GUESS:

384
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:16,991
HE'S ALIVE. IT'S FINE.

385
00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:19,577
GATHER 'ROUND.

386
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,753
YOU READY?

387
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,341
THERE'S NO SOUND.

388
00:15:33,383 --> 00:15:34,925
HONEY?

389
00:15:33,383 --> 00:15:34,925
THERE'S NO SOUND.

390
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:38,429
SO, WHILE CLAIRE FIXES

391
00:15:41,265 --> 00:15:44,935
I DIDN'T THINK

392
00:15:56,989 --> 00:16:00,577
AY, ALEX: YOU WERE THE FIRST ONE

393
00:16:04,706 --> 00:16:07,417
YOU'RE THE KIND ONE.

394
00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:10,587
I'M SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU

395
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:14,965
Oh, there you are.

396
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,010
NO, NOT DOING IT, NOT DOING IT:

397
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,010
WE'RE NOT ... NOT DOING IT.

398
00:16:19,262 --> 00:16:21,639
OH.

399
00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:27,978
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

400
00:16:31,733 --> 00:16:32,983
AND YOU'RE RIGHT.

401
00:16:34,318 --> 00:16:35,986
JAY.

402
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:37,697
HUH?

403
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:37,697
WOULD YOU TRANSLATE FOR ME?

404
00:16:37,739 --> 00:16:42,034
TELL ARMANDO I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T

405
00:16:42,619 --> 00:16:44,662
I KNOW YOU'RE HIDING JAY'S

406
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:45,830
HE'S A GREAT GUY.

407
00:16:46,623 --> 00:16:48,999
YOU

408
00:16:46,623 --> 00:16:48,999
DONKEY!

409
00:16:51,628 --> 00:16:53,504
RETURN THE CIGARS AND GET OUT!

410
00:16:55,131 --> 00:16:57,007
YOU SURE? MAYBE I CAN GIVE HIM

411
00:16:57,049 --> 00:17:00,010
NO, IT'S TOO MUCH.

412
00:17:01,638 --> 00:17:03,222
HEY!

413
00:17:03,264 --> 00:17:05,642
I'VE HAD ENOUGH.

414
00:17:05,683 --> 00:17:07,435
PRECIOUS SPENCER?

415
00:17:07,477 --> 00:17:09,061
OH, GOD.

416
00:17:07,477 --> 00:17:09,061
HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SPENCER?

417
00:17:11,481 --> 00:17:13,316
WHAT?

418
00:17:11,481 --> 00:17:13,316
IT'S THE BRACES,

419
00:17:11,481 --> 00:17:13,316
ISN'T IT?

420
00:17:13,357 --> 00:17:15,025
I'VE DRIVEN YOU TO STRAY.

421
00:17:13,357 --> 00:17:15,025
I'M HIDEOUS.

422
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,527
CAM,

423
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,527
YOU'RE ACTING CRAZY.

424
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,863
AM I?

425
00:17:20,698 --> 00:17:21,741
THAT'S PRONOUNCED

426
00:17:20,698 --> 00:17:21,741
"AY-VEE-ANN."

427
00:17:22,951 --> 00:17:24,869
IT IS.

428
00:17:22,951 --> 00:17:24,869
IT'S A KENNEL FOR BIRDS.

429
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,036
IT'S WHERE

430
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:27,330
THERE'S A GEORGE, TOO?

431
00:17:27,371 --> 00:17:29,958
I'M TALKING ABOUT A COCKATOO.

432
00:17:29,999 --> 00:17:32,335
OH!

433
00:17:29,999 --> 00:17:32,335
IS THAT ALL?

434
00:17:34,378 --> 00:17:36,422
I'VE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH

435
00:17:40,176 --> 00:17:41,344
YOU LOST YOUR JOB?

436
00:17:41,385 --> 00:17:43,053
I'M SORRY.

437
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:45,097
I COULDN'T TELL YOU

438
00:17:45,139 --> 00:17:47,767
I... I FEEL LIKE

439
00:17:47,809 --> 00:17:49,059
NO, PLEASE:

440
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:50,436
YOU'RE NOT CHEATING ON ME,

441
00:17:50,478 --> 00:17:52,062
THAT'S

442
00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:54,357
YOU'RE A GREAT LAWYER.

443
00:17:54,398 --> 00:17:56,066
OH, THANK YOU:

444
00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:58,152
I DON'T THINK THAT WE CAN GET

445
00:18:01,030 --> 00:18:02,072
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

446
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,911
UH... REALLY?

447
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,911
DIFFERENT PEOPLE EVERY WEEK?

448
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,788
IT'D BE LIKE "THE LOVE BOAT."

449
00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:09,998
OH!

450
00:18:10,039 --> 00:18:12,333
HEY, MOM,

451
00:18:10,039 --> 00:18:12,333
HAVE A SECOND?

452
00:18:16,587 --> 00:18:18,088
ME? NO.

453
00:18:20,216 --> 00:18:22,593
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN

454
00:18:34,063 --> 00:18:35,272
AND YOU'RE DONE.

455
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:38,108
THANK YOU.

456
00:18:40,236 --> 00:18:41,487
WHAT?

457
00:18:41,529 --> 00:18:43,322
WE'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME.

458
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,118
YOU'VE SEEN "TAKEN."

459
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,537
DAD GETTING THAT PHONE CALL?

460
00:18:49,579 --> 00:18:52,040
PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS?

461
00:18:52,081 --> 00:18:52,957
JUGGLING?

462
00:18:54,751 --> 00:18:56,419
HEY, DAD,

463
00:18:54,751 --> 00:18:56,419
CAN WE TALK?

464
00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:58,170
Sure, honey.

465
00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:58,170
IN PRIVATE?

466
00:18:58,212 --> 00:19:00,297
Oh, not so hard.

467
00:18:58,212 --> 00:19:00,297
I can't breathe.

468
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:03,593
Little robot humor.

469
00:19:05,469 --> 00:19:07,137
I noticed you didn't laugh

470
00:19:05,469 --> 00:19:07,137
at my robot joke.

471
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:09,015
What's going on?

472
00:19:09,057 --> 00:19:11,350
BUT I THINK SHE'S CRAZY.

473
00:19:11,392 --> 00:19:12,977
SHE'S BEEN

474
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,645
Why would she

475
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,645
be after you?

476
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,065
I'M IN LOVE WITH ANDY.

477
00:19:17,106 --> 00:19:18,190
Are you?

478
00:19:18,232 --> 00:19:20,068
NO.

479
00:19:22,236 --> 00:19:24,864
Well, do you think about him

480
00:19:22,236 --> 00:19:24,864
when he's not around?

481
00:19:26,908 --> 00:19:29,035
I SEE

482
00:19:29,077 --> 00:19:30,578
"OH, ANDY

483
00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:32,663
SO I COULD SHARE IT WITH HIM."

484
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,164
BUT...

485
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:36,960
Honey,

486
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:36,960
I know I'm just a robot,

487
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:38,669
but that sounds

488
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:38,669
like love to me.

489
00:19:42,506 --> 00:19:46,761
DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY.

490
00:19:46,803 --> 00:19:49,889
HE'S IN LOVE

491
00:19:49,931 --> 00:19:51,599
MAYBE I'M THE CRAZY ONE.

492
00:19:55,519 --> 00:19:59,189
DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT.

493
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:00,650
MM-HMM.

494
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:15,706
IT'S HALEY. HALEY'S THE GIRL.

495
00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:19,209
LOVE EACH OTHER!

496
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:22,171
I'LL WALK YOU OUT.

497
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:24,715
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

498
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,429
YOU'RE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE!

499
00:20:31,639 --> 00:20:32,640
READY?

500
00:20:32,682 --> 00:20:34,224
BYE.

501
00:20:32,682 --> 00:20:34,224
BYE.

502
00:20:41,524 --> 00:20:43,776
OH, BOY.

503
00:20:46,487 --> 00:20:47,655
Stop!

504
00:20:47,697 --> 00:20:49,323
Oh-ho-ho!

505
00:20:49,365 --> 00:20:51,450
Aaaah!

506
00:20:51,492 --> 00:20:54,120
Hello?

507
00:20:54,162 --> 00:20:55,538
Hello?

508
00:20:55,579 --> 00:20:57,289
NO!

509
00:21:01,335 --> 00:21:02,712
Hello?

510
00:21:02,753 --> 00:21:05,255
Hello?

511
00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:08,258
Can anybody hear me?

512
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:11,303
Hello?

513
00:21:11,345 --> 00:21:13,139
Oh, thank God.

514
00:21:13,181 --> 00:21:14,306
You've got to help me.

515
00:21:13,181 --> 00:21:14,306
I've been in an accident.

516
00:21:14,348 --> 00:21:17,267
I-I need you

517
00:21:14,348 --> 00:21:17,267
to find my daughter.

518
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:19,145
Oh, great.

519
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:19,145
Thank you.

520
00:21:19,187 --> 00:21:21,105
What ... What are you doing?

521
00:21:19,187 --> 00:21:21,105
Where are you going?

522
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:22,732
W-Where are you taking me?

523
00:21:22,773 --> 00:21:24,192
Put me down!

524
00:21:24,233 --> 00:21:26,027
Help! I'm being taken!

525
00:21:30,907 --> 00:21:32,700
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