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Hey, all y'all.

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What's going down?

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My opinion of you.

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What's with

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the fake glasses?

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As an actual glasses wearer,

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this is offensive.

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It's like non-disabled people

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who park in handicapped spaces.

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I was in and out

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in three minutes, young lady,

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and it was your stye medication

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I was picking up.

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That's a lot of bracelets there,

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buddy.

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Just ignore them.

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They're being sheep.

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If I'd listened to

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what other people said,

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I'd never have rocked

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my '90s frosted tips.

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We've got pictures.

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No, we don't.

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You're an original, son.

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When they made you,

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they broke the mold.

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What's good, L.D.?

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Yo, Will.

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Luke, um, there's no easy way

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to ask this.

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Are you in a boy band?

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So, we're gonna go

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hang at the pier.

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You in?

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Sounds cool,

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but I don't know if I can.

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That's right.

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We got a big day planned.

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He's coming to work

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with the old man.

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Sorry.

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Next time.

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Deuces.

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Deuces.

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Word to your mothers.

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Seriously, David.

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Tell your mom I say hi.

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There she is ...

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our little genius.

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Look at

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my conscientious little girl

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getting ready to leave

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for college a whole day early.

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I'm leaving today.

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What?

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No.

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No, no. No, no.

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We have a plan.

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I-I was gonna make

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your favorite meal for dinner,

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and then we were gonna fight

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because of separation anxiety,

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and then tomorrow morning,

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we would make up before

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you leave for good.

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I just ...

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Oh!

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No, no, guys, this is

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exactly why I didn't tell you!

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But I can't take you.

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I have a showing.

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I was gonna burn a CD

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of goodbye songs for the ride.

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I have never felt better

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about a decision.

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Look,

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I'm only 30 minutes away,

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and I'll be back

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in a couple of weeks.

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I already asked Haley

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to take me.

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Well, I better get going.

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You may each hug me

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for five seconds.

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I want you to know that

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you'll always be my little girl.

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Goodbye, Nor...

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Time's up. Mom.

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I am so proud of you,

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and I know you're gonna achieve

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great things in this world,

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and I just read about this new

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nail polish that changes colors

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if you dip it in

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a drink that has a roofie ...

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- Next.

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- I'm good.

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All right, cool.

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Well, I will text you guys

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when I get there.

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I'm taking

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his five seconds.

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It's a tragedy ...

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no other way to put it.

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Such a beautiful day,

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too.

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We just have to accept that

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Lily has a soccer game

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and we all

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have to be there.

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You were supposed to

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make an excuse.

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I'm sorry!

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I ran into Cam

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at the market.

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He asked if we could go.

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I panicked.

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I shot myself

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in the foot.

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Oh, yeah,

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you shot yourself on your foot,

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you put your foot

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in your mouth,

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you put the shoe in

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the wrong foot.

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What is with you Americans

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and the foot?

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I hate that painting,

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by the way.

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I'm having the last cronut.

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I'm so depressed.

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I'm sorry, kid.

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I think Andy ate it.

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So the game starts at 2:00,

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right?

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Jay ate

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the last cronut.

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No one likes

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a tattletale, kid.

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Thank you, baby,

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for being so honest.

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So we should leave

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in about an hour.

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What is this "we"?

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I have to go and register Joe

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for the winter camp.

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Mommy's going to

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buy shoes.

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I did not raise

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a rat!

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Nobody

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gets out of this.

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World's worst sport,

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world's worst players of it.

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22 girls in a cluster

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zig-zagging across a field

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like a busted Roomba.

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Except the only thing it sucks

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up is two hours of my life.

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Behold,

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the unsellable house.

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Two years on the market,

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it's crushed the soul of

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every real-estate agent in town.

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Todd and Terry Taylor,

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the spouses selling houses ...

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They're no longer either.

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I used to love

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going to work with my dad

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to his grocery store,

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Frank's Food Town.

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I got to watch him

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crack up the deli team

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by pretending to lose a finger,

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or he'd pull out an orange

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from the pyramid

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and somehow,

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it wouldn't fall.

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I don't care

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what the sign out front said ...

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savings wasn't king.

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My dad was.

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You know,

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with Alex leaving,

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you and I are gonna get to

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spend a lot more time together.

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Wait.

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What the whatsit?

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Those are duck eggs.

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Cool. So ...

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Remember how you and I used to

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talk about raising ducklings

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and building them

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a little bird circus?

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Kind of.

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Hey, how long do you think

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we're gonna be here today?

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Oh, I like

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where you're going with this ...

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make it

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a time challenge.

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I think I can get 'er done

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in under five hours.

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That'll leave us time

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to get to the trampoline park.

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Oh, and surprise.

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We're going to

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the trampoline park.

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Boing!

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His life will be rem...

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No.

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So, busy time

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at the house lately.

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Fun busy.

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I've taken on some work

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helping people

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with estates and wills.

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It's sadder

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than I thought it would be.

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Fun sad.

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No, no, don't shoot!

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Bang, bang, bang, bang!

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Oh! Oh! Oh, no!

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Oh, I'm dying!

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I'm dying!

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Meantime, I'm running

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a side business we started

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doing short-term rentals

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on our unit upstairs.

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We call ourselves

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the Artful Lodgers.

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Mitchell, by any chance

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when you were filling out

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the new rental agreement,

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did you forget to Mark no pets,

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or, specifically, dogs?

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Oh, sorry, sorry, ooh!

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You remember

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the Donaldsons?

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Oh.

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This is

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a Vanderkoff.

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You know, s-some couples

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might feel the strain

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and take it out

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on one another.

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But not the Artful Lodgers.

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This morning was tough.

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There, there.

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And whenever you're ready,

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there and there.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, girls.

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No, no, no. Not a good time,

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not a good time.

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Wasn't Daddy supposed to be

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driving you to our game?

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Daddy's been a little bit busy

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himself dealing with linens

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that no guest has ever

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called scratchy before.

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Is there a way to

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make the room not so cold?

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Do you know what it's like

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to wake up

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next to your husband one morning

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and he's cold as ice?

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Yes.

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Yeah, I'll work on that

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while you eat breakfast.

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- Did you make the French toast?

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- Yes, it's right on the counter.

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That's French toast.

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What's happening?

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I wanted regular toast

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for the French people.

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Surely there was a better way

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to describe that.

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He's allergic to eggs,

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Mitchell.

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Wh...

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Okay, w-why did you eat that?

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Why ...

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Why did he eat that?

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Okay, maybe we should

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finish this up another time.

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And just so you know ...

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Ooh!

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I do ...

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I do work on referrals.

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Anyway, here is a room

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you're going to love ...

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Your very own man ca...

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Closet. Man closet.

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Who loves, uh, basements?

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That's a rhetorical question.

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Have I got

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a basement for you.

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Watch your step

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coming down.

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Because

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it's a finished basement,

302
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you can actually

303
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count the square ...

304
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Huh.

305
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I don't think this house

306
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is kid-friendly.

307
00:06:23,898 --> 00:06:25,315
Well,

308
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you said it yourself

309
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when we were taking the towrope

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up the driveway.

311
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This ... This house looks like

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a weird spaceship.

313
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Kids love spaceships.

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Don't they, Luke?

315
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Yeah.

316
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I remember one day,

317
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I was around Luke's age,

318
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and I wasn't all that happy

319
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to be at Food Town,

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but my dad

321
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knew exactly what to do.

322
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He gets on the P.A. and he says,

323
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"Attention, shoppers,"

324
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and then he hands the mike

325
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to me.

326
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I was like, "What?"

327
00:06:49,065 --> 00:06:53,190
"Uh, Red Wing peanut butter ...

328
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$1.69 for two."

329
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He lost a lot of money

330
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on that sale,

331
00:06:58,023 --> 00:07:00,440
but it's a rush

332
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I'll never forget.

333
00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:03,315
It's like being on a submarine,

334
00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:03,315
right?

335
00:07:04,648 --> 00:07:07,773
You guys, uh,

336
00:07:04,648 --> 00:07:07,773
fans of Tom Clancy?

337
00:07:07,773 --> 00:07:11,023
Oh, uh, you know what?

338
00:07:07,773 --> 00:07:11,023
Luke'll finish the tour.

339
00:07:11,023 --> 00:07:12,106
It's the office.

340
00:07:12,106 --> 00:07:14,648
It's not ringing.

341
00:07:12,106 --> 00:07:14,648
This is your moment.

342
00:07:14,648 --> 00:07:16,398
Hello?

343
00:07:16,398 --> 00:07:18,106
Follow me, I guess.

344
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How did we

345
00:07:21,231 --> 00:07:23,315
get on the second floor?

346
00:07:23,315 --> 00:07:24,731
Isn't it great?

347
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There's

348
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an imperceptible rise.

349
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So you guys can either

350
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reverse course

351
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or take turns

352
00:07:28,856 --> 00:07:30,981
sliding down the fireman's pole.

353
00:07:30,981 --> 00:07:32,148
Luke'll show you.

354
00:07:32,148 --> 00:07:34,398
Huh? Oh.

355
00:07:32,148 --> 00:07:34,398
H-hang on.

356
00:07:36,898 --> 00:07:38,898
But because you wouldn't let Mom

357
00:07:36,898 --> 00:07:38,898
and Dad cry over you,

358
00:07:38,898 --> 00:07:40,231
that emotion

359
00:07:38,898 --> 00:07:40,231
is gonna build up

360
00:07:40,231 --> 00:07:42,065
and explode

361
00:07:40,231 --> 00:07:42,065
all over Luke and me.

362
00:07:42,065 --> 00:07:44,065
I'm sorry.

363
00:07:42,065 --> 00:07:44,065
I just couldn't wait.

364
00:07:44,065 --> 00:07:46,273
Do you know how long I've been

365
00:07:44,065 --> 00:07:46,273
dreaming about this day?

366
00:07:46,273 --> 00:07:47,523
Leaving your family?

367
00:07:47,523 --> 00:07:48,773
Don't turn it

368
00:07:47,523 --> 00:07:48,773
into an insult.

369
00:07:48,773 --> 00:07:50,690
I'm just

370
00:07:48,773 --> 00:07:50,690
really ready for this.

371
00:07:50,690 --> 00:07:54,106
I'm finally surrounded by

372
00:07:50,690 --> 00:07:54,106
smart, curious people.

373
00:07:54,106 --> 00:07:55,231
Okay.

374
00:07:55,231 --> 00:07:56,440
So, I'm gonna go.

375
00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:57,773
Hi!

376
00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:57,773
You must be Alex.

377
00:07:57,773 --> 00:07:59,231
I'm your roomie.

378
00:07:57,773 --> 00:07:59,231
I'm Maisie.

379
00:07:59,231 --> 00:08:01,565
My dad says it's short

380
00:07:59,231 --> 00:08:01,565
for amazing, but it's not.

381
00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:03,940
- Wait, I-I picked a different ...

382
00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:03,940
- Roommate, I know.

383
00:08:03,940 --> 00:08:05,523
She got sick ...

384
00:08:03,940 --> 00:08:05,523
Well, she had a panic attack.

385
00:08:05,523 --> 00:08:08,106
I can sympathize. I usually

386
00:08:05,523 --> 00:08:08,106
get one right before my cycle.

387
00:08:08,106 --> 00:08:10,731
Anyways, they denied her visa

388
00:08:08,106 --> 00:08:10,731
and she's still in Norway.

389
00:08:10,731 --> 00:08:12,565
"Help!

390
00:08:10,731 --> 00:08:12,565
There's Norway out."

391
00:08:14,065 --> 00:08:15,856
Uh, how old are you?

392
00:08:15,856 --> 00:08:18,273
Oh, I'm 15, but I've seen

393
00:08:15,856 --> 00:08:18,273
four R-rated movies already.

394
00:08:18,273 --> 00:08:19,856
I'm so excited

395
00:08:18,273 --> 00:08:19,856
you're here.

396
00:08:19,856 --> 00:08:21,106
Where should I put

397
00:08:19,856 --> 00:08:21,106
my medicines?

398
00:08:21,106 --> 00:08:23,148
Yeah, so you are good to go.

399
00:08:21,106 --> 00:08:23,148
I'm fine.

400
00:08:23,148 --> 00:08:24,273
Oh, not quite yet.

401
00:08:24,273 --> 00:08:27,190
So, Maisie, do you

402
00:08:24,273 --> 00:08:27,190
speak any languages?

403
00:08:27,190 --> 00:08:32,398
Uh, sí, oui, da, ja, and

404
00:08:27,190 --> 00:08:32,398
of course I also speak Wookiee.

405
00:08:32,398 --> 00:08:34,190
(growls like

406
00:08:32,398 --> 00:08:34,190
a wookiee)

407
00:08:34,190 --> 00:08:35,690
Ahh!

408
00:08:34,190 --> 00:08:35,690
This is gonna be so much fun!

409
00:08:36,731 --> 00:08:38,481
Yay!

410
00:08:38,481 --> 00:08:41,398
They've been here 2 days

411
00:08:38,481 --> 00:08:41,398
and they've used 18 towels,

412
00:08:41,398 --> 00:08:42,940
yet the soap

413
00:08:41,398 --> 00:08:42,940
is untouched.

414
00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:45,773
What are they ... sloughing

415
00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:45,773
each other clean like elephants?

416
00:08:45,773 --> 00:08:47,148
Mitchell.

417
00:08:45,773 --> 00:08:47,148
Great, you're here.

418
00:08:47,148 --> 00:08:49,315
Coach Chuck

419
00:08:47,148 --> 00:08:49,315
had a death in the family.

420
00:08:49,315 --> 00:08:51,898
Oh, thank you so much for

421
00:08:49,315 --> 00:08:51,898
remembering about the referrals.

422
00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:53,815
I don't have a card on me

423
00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:53,815
right now, but ...

424
00:08:53,815 --> 00:08:54,940
Oh, no.

425
00:08:54,940 --> 00:08:56,815
He can't come, and since

426
00:08:54,940 --> 00:08:56,815
you're the assistant coach,

427
00:08:56,815 --> 00:08:58,981
you're in charge.

428
00:08:56,815 --> 00:08:58,981
Oh. Oh.

429
00:08:58,981 --> 00:09:00,023
Okay.

430
00:09:00,023 --> 00:09:01,481
Wow.

431
00:09:01,481 --> 00:09:02,856
Think you're gonna be okay

432
00:09:01,481 --> 00:09:02,856
with that?

433
00:09:02,856 --> 00:09:04,731
Assistant coach, coach.

434
00:09:02,856 --> 00:09:04,731
What's the big diff?

435
00:09:04,731 --> 00:09:08,023
Well,

436
00:09:04,731 --> 00:09:08,023
as an actual coach, um, diff.

437
00:09:08,023 --> 00:09:09,648
Come on, today's about

438
00:09:08,023 --> 00:09:09,648
being out in the fresh air,

439
00:09:09,648 --> 00:09:11,440
forgetting about

440
00:09:09,648 --> 00:09:11,440
our problems at home,

441
00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:12,815
spending some quality time

442
00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:12,815
with the family.

443
00:09:12,815 --> 00:09:14,690
- You're right, you're right.

444
00:09:12,815 --> 00:09:14,690
- Where is my family?

445
00:09:14,690 --> 00:09:16,190
You don't think

446
00:09:14,690 --> 00:09:16,190
they're standing us up, do you?

447
00:09:16,190 --> 00:09:17,565
You know, when I saw Jay

448
00:09:16,190 --> 00:09:17,565
at the grocery store

449
00:09:17,565 --> 00:09:18,898
and asked him

450
00:09:17,565 --> 00:09:18,898
if they were coming,

451
00:09:18,898 --> 00:09:20,981
he took a sample meatball

452
00:09:18,898 --> 00:09:20,981
and chewed it for a full minute

453
00:09:20,981 --> 00:09:23,065
before he said yes,

454
00:09:20,981 --> 00:09:23,065
so...

455
00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:27,523
Oh!

456
00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:27,523
You all are still here.

457
00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:29,065
How often

458
00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:29,065
do you break in here?

459
00:09:29,065 --> 00:09:30,523
Does that explain

460
00:09:29,065 --> 00:09:30,523
the white wine?

461
00:09:30,523 --> 00:09:31,940
We fired a cleaning lady.

462
00:09:31,940 --> 00:09:33,023
Listen, I thought

463
00:09:31,940 --> 00:09:33,023
you guys

464
00:09:33,023 --> 00:09:34,440
would already be

465
00:09:33,023 --> 00:09:34,440
at Lily's soccer game,

466
00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:35,440
and things have been

467
00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:35,440
pretty emotional

468
00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:36,815
at my house

469
00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:36,815
this morning.

470
00:09:36,815 --> 00:09:38,648
I just wanted

471
00:09:36,815 --> 00:09:38,648
a couple hours by the pool.

472
00:09:38,648 --> 00:09:41,690
Claire must have left the

473
00:09:38,648 --> 00:09:41,690
ice bucket by the Jacuzzi, too.

474
00:09:41,690 --> 00:09:43,981
I will write the cleaning lady

475
00:09:41,690 --> 00:09:43,981
a letter.

476
00:09:43,981 --> 00:09:45,731
How'd you get out of

477
00:09:43,981 --> 00:09:45,731
Lily's game?

478
00:09:45,731 --> 00:09:47,815
I lied and said that Alex

479
00:09:45,731 --> 00:09:47,815
was leaving for school today,

480
00:09:47,815 --> 00:09:50,356
which turned out to be true,

481
00:09:47,815 --> 00:09:50,356
so I'm off the hook.

482
00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:51,773
You guys let me know

483
00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:51,773
what I miss.

484
00:09:53,231 --> 00:09:54,606
Could you get that?

485
00:09:54,606 --> 00:09:56,023
Yello?

486
00:09:54,606 --> 00:09:56,023
Claire?

487
00:09:56,023 --> 00:09:57,940
What are you doing there?

488
00:09:56,023 --> 00:09:57,940
We've been waiting ...

489
00:09:57,940 --> 00:09:59,440
Oh, God,

490
00:09:57,940 --> 00:09:59,440
oh, God, oh, God.

491
00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,106
I don't believe this.

492
00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,106
I don't believe this.

493
00:10:01,106 --> 00:10:03,523
They want more towels.

494
00:10:01,106 --> 00:10:03,523
What are they, midwives?

495
00:10:03,523 --> 00:10:04,940
Here.

496
00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:06,481
Just ignore it.

497
00:10:11,398 --> 00:10:12,898
How many phones

498
00:10:11,398 --> 00:10:12,898
does he have?

499
00:10:12,898 --> 00:10:14,356
Pick up. Anybody.

500
00:10:12,898 --> 00:10:14,356
I ...

501
00:10:14,356 --> 00:10:15,773
You know,

502
00:10:14,356 --> 00:10:15,773
I could get more phones.

503
00:10:15,773 --> 00:10:16,981
Could I...

504
00:10:16,981 --> 00:10:19,523
He's never gonna stop.

505
00:10:19,523 --> 00:10:21,690
Mitchell, hi.

506
00:10:19,523 --> 00:10:21,690
Hey, can't talk.

507
00:10:21,690 --> 00:10:23,690
I'm just leaving my house

508
00:10:21,690 --> 00:10:23,690
right now with Alex.

509
00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:26,190
I know

510
00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:26,190
you're at Dad's house.

511
00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,565
Yeah, okay. Um, look.

512
00:10:27,565 --> 00:10:29,856
I didn't want to say anything.

513
00:10:27,565 --> 00:10:29,856
Dad got in an accident.

514
00:10:29,856 --> 00:10:31,981
He's fine. Nothing

515
00:10:29,856 --> 00:10:31,981
to worry about, but I got to go.

516
00:10:31,981 --> 00:10:33,023
Bye.

517
00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:34,273
That was pathetic.

518
00:10:35,190 --> 00:10:36,940
Let me show you

519
00:10:35,190 --> 00:10:36,940
how it's done.

520
00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:38,648
Hello, Mitchell.

521
00:10:38,648 --> 00:10:40,981
So I hear

522
00:10:38,648 --> 00:10:40,981
my dad had a little accident?

523
00:10:40,981 --> 00:10:44,648
Yes, of course, well, the

524
00:10:40,981 --> 00:10:44,648
accident that your father had

525
00:10:44,648 --> 00:10:49,315
is that actually

526
00:10:44,648 --> 00:10:49,315
he shot himself in the foot.

527
00:10:52,190 --> 00:10:54,315
Trust me.

528
00:10:52,190 --> 00:10:54,315
He believed me.

529
00:10:54,315 --> 00:10:56,231
You're not listening to any

530
00:10:54,315 --> 00:10:56,231
phone ringings right now,

531
00:10:56,231 --> 00:10:57,065
are you?

532
00:10:57,065 --> 00:10:58,398
So, this is turning into

533
00:10:58,398 --> 00:11:00,606
a whole group thing

534
00:10:58,398 --> 00:11:00,606
by the pool.

535
00:11:00,606 --> 00:11:02,023
Our pool.

536
00:11:02,023 --> 00:11:04,690
Um, you guys,

537
00:11:02,023 --> 00:11:04,690
I just got a text from Cam.

538
00:11:04,690 --> 00:11:06,440
Give me that.

539
00:11:07,815 --> 00:11:10,231
"Gosh, I sure do hope

540
00:11:07,815 --> 00:11:10,231
Jay's all right.

541
00:11:10,231 --> 00:11:12,315
It's unbelievable something

542
00:11:10,231 --> 00:11:12,315
like that could have happened."

543
00:11:12,315 --> 00:11:13,356
You're welcome.

544
00:11:13,356 --> 00:11:14,523
Fantastic.

545
00:11:14,523 --> 00:11:15,690
It's perfect.

546
00:11:14,523 --> 00:11:15,690
We're all good.

547
00:11:15,690 --> 00:11:17,523
Well, you guys,

548
00:11:15,690 --> 00:11:17,523
you might want to listen again,

549
00:11:17,523 --> 00:11:19,440
only this time,

550
00:11:17,523 --> 00:11:19,440
I'll be Cam.

551
00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:22,481
"Gosh, I sure do

552
00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:22,481
hope Jay is all right."

553
00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:25,815
It's unbelievable something

554
00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:25,815
like this could happen."

555
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:29,023
We're screwed.

556
00:11:29,023 --> 00:11:30,106
Okay, they're coming,

557
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,981
but can you believe

558
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,981
they were gonna bail?

559
00:11:31,981 --> 00:11:34,356
Keep your ... Keep

560
00:11:31,981 --> 00:11:34,356
your eyes down. Eyes down.

561
00:11:34,356 --> 00:11:36,148
Have we missed a single one

562
00:11:34,356 --> 00:11:36,148
of their kids' events?

563
00:11:36,148 --> 00:11:37,231
And it's not like

564
00:11:36,148 --> 00:11:37,231
we don't have

565
00:11:37,231 --> 00:11:38,815
a million things going on

566
00:11:37,231 --> 00:11:38,815
right now.

567
00:11:38,815 --> 00:11:39,940
Follow through!

568
00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:41,106
Yeah, like when we had to

569
00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:41,106
sit through that

570
00:11:41,106 --> 00:11:42,856
sanitized fifth-grade production

571
00:11:41,106 --> 00:11:42,856
of Rent

572
00:11:42,856 --> 00:11:44,398
where they all got

573
00:11:42,856 --> 00:11:44,398
head colds?

574
00:11:44,398 --> 00:11:46,898
Keep your leg straight.

575
00:11:44,398 --> 00:11:46,898
Keep your leg straight for me.

576
00:11:46,898 --> 00:11:48,690
Cam,

577
00:11:46,898 --> 00:11:48,690
can you not do that?

578
00:11:46,898 --> 00:11:48,690
What?

579
00:11:48,690 --> 00:11:51,398
Well, it's just that, you know,

580
00:11:48,690 --> 00:11:51,398
I'm kind of coach, so ...

581
00:11:51,398 --> 00:11:52,773
It just seems weird

582
00:11:51,398 --> 00:11:52,773
that this is the time

583
00:11:52,773 --> 00:11:54,481
that you're trying to

584
00:11:52,773 --> 00:11:54,481
help me.

585
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,273
Okay, and in what way

586
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,273
am I not helpful?

587
00:11:56,273 --> 00:11:58,565
Okay, well, when I'm with

588
00:11:56,273 --> 00:11:58,565
a bereaved client, say,

589
00:11:58,565 --> 00:12:00,481
and you decide that

590
00:11:58,565 --> 00:12:00,481
that's the perfect moment

591
00:12:00,481 --> 00:12:02,981
for a scenery-chewing

592
00:12:00,481 --> 00:12:02,981
death scene.

593
00:12:02,981 --> 00:12:04,648
Unlike the tremendous help

594
00:12:02,981 --> 00:12:04,648
you've been to me

595
00:12:04,648 --> 00:12:05,773
running the Artful Lodger.

596
00:12:05,773 --> 00:12:07,565
You couldn't even

597
00:12:05,773 --> 00:12:07,565
register the domain name.

598
00:12:07,565 --> 00:12:08,648
I never liked that name,

599
00:12:07,565 --> 00:12:08,648
anyways.

600
00:12:08,648 --> 00:12:09,898
And there it is.

601
00:12:09,898 --> 00:12:11,481
Oh, oh,

602
00:12:09,898 --> 00:12:11,481
I see what this is.

603
00:12:09,898 --> 00:12:11,481
What?

604
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:14,440
Jealousy.

605
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:14,440
Yeah! Yeah.

606
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:14,440
Oh!

607
00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:15,815
'Cause your football team

608
00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:15,815
can't seem to win,

609
00:12:15,815 --> 00:12:17,731
but here I am 4-0.

610
00:12:17,731 --> 00:12:18,940
Yeah.

611
00:12:17,731 --> 00:12:18,940
Okay, please.

612
00:12:18,940 --> 00:12:20,898
This is

613
00:12:18,940 --> 00:12:20,898
little girls' soccer.

614
00:12:20,898 --> 00:12:22,565
It's not even

615
00:12:20,898 --> 00:12:22,565
a real sport.

616
00:12:25,606 --> 00:12:27,023
Excuse me?

617
00:12:27,023 --> 00:12:28,940
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to

618
00:12:27,023 --> 00:12:28,940
ask you to leave.

619
00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:30,190
Oh, no,

620
00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:30,190
I was just ...

621
00:12:30,190 --> 00:12:31,856
Let's not

622
00:12:30,190 --> 00:12:31,856
do this the hard way.

623
00:12:33,356 --> 00:12:35,440
It's the worst

624
00:12:33,356 --> 00:12:35,440
of everything.

625
00:12:33,356 --> 00:12:35,440
Mm.

626
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,565
We have to

627
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,565
go to the damn game.

628
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,565
Mm.

629
00:12:37,565 --> 00:12:39,648
And they're never gonna believe

630
00:12:37,565 --> 00:12:39,648
any of our excuses

631
00:12:39,648 --> 00:12:42,481
in the future,

632
00:12:39,648 --> 00:12:42,481
even if they're real.

633
00:12:42,481 --> 00:12:44,565
Unless...

634
00:12:45,523 --> 00:12:46,856
Why do you do that?

635
00:12:46,856 --> 00:12:48,940
Why do you say "unless"

636
00:12:46,856 --> 00:12:48,940
and then pause?

637
00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:50,023
Just finish the thought.

638
00:12:50,023 --> 00:12:52,898
Unless Jay really gets

639
00:12:50,023 --> 00:12:52,898
shot in the foot.

640
00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:55,481
Oh, boy.

641
00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:55,481
I can't believe I'm saying this,

642
00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:55,481
once again,

643
00:12:55,481 --> 00:12:59,231
in only seven years of marriage,

644
00:12:55,481 --> 00:12:59,231
but please put the gun down.

645
00:12:59,231 --> 00:13:00,315
Don't be a baby.

646
00:13:00,315 --> 00:13:02,440
It's a pellet gun.

647
00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,940
It's just going to be

648
00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,940
a little nick on the side,

649
00:13:04,940 --> 00:13:07,148
and then

650
00:13:04,940 --> 00:13:07,148
we go to the game.

651
00:13:07,148 --> 00:13:08,648
They're gonna see

652
00:13:07,148 --> 00:13:08,648
that it's true.

653
00:13:08,648 --> 00:13:11,981
They're gonna feel horrible

654
00:13:08,648 --> 00:13:11,981
because they didn't believe us,

655
00:13:11,981 --> 00:13:14,856
and then we don't have to

656
00:13:11,981 --> 00:13:14,856
go to anything for a whole year.

657
00:13:14,856 --> 00:13:16,440
Mm.

658
00:13:14,856 --> 00:13:16,440
I have to say,

659
00:13:14,856 --> 00:13:16,440
it makes sense.

660
00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:17,856
No, it doesn't!

661
00:13:17,856 --> 00:13:21,565
Why don't I just bandage my foot

662
00:13:17,856 --> 00:13:21,565
up and limp on in there?

663
00:13:21,565 --> 00:13:22,773
No, no, no, no, no.

664
00:13:22,773 --> 00:13:25,940
It has to be real because

665
00:13:22,773 --> 00:13:25,940
if they catch us faking it,

666
00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:27,398
it's going to be worse.

667
00:13:27,398 --> 00:13:28,606
Please don't

668
00:13:27,398 --> 00:13:28,606
point the gun at me.

669
00:13:28,606 --> 00:13:29,940
Okay, all right, all right.

670
00:13:28,606 --> 00:13:29,940
You heard my dad.

671
00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:30,940
Put the gun away.

672
00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:30,940
We just ...

673
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:33,773
We'll have to

674
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:33,773
think of something else.

675
00:13:33,773 --> 00:13:35,231
What to do?

676
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,940
Shoot, shoot, shoot.

677
00:13:36,940 --> 00:13:37,940
Okay,

678
00:13:36,940 --> 00:13:37,940
I'll put the gun away.

679
00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:39,315
Ow!

680
00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:39,315
Oh!

681
00:13:39,315 --> 00:13:40,481
No!

682
00:13:40,481 --> 00:13:42,731
No!

683
00:13:40,481 --> 00:13:42,731
You did that on purpose!

684
00:13:42,731 --> 00:13:44,648
Ow!

685
00:13:42,731 --> 00:13:44,648
I wasn't even looking!

686
00:13:44,648 --> 00:13:47,065
I turned my back on you.

687
00:13:44,648 --> 00:13:47,065
I'm so sorry!

688
00:13:47,065 --> 00:13:49,065
Watch the sippy cup.

689
00:13:59,231 --> 00:14:00,481
I hope

690
00:13:59,231 --> 00:14:00,481
you're a heavy-metal fan,

691
00:14:00,481 --> 00:14:01,648
because all the heavy metals

692
00:14:00,481 --> 00:14:01,648
are going

693
00:14:01,648 --> 00:14:02,523
right here

694
00:14:01,648 --> 00:14:02,523
above your trophy.

695
00:14:02,523 --> 00:14:04,481
Oh, hey, cool.

696
00:14:02,523 --> 00:14:04,481
Maisie.

697
00:14:04,481 --> 00:14:07,273
So, I heard they're giving out

698
00:14:04,481 --> 00:14:07,273
mailbox keys downstairs,

699
00:14:07,273 --> 00:14:10,106
and I was thinking maybe

700
00:14:07,273 --> 00:14:10,106
you could pick up both of ours?

701
00:14:10,106 --> 00:14:11,648
Sure thing, friend!

702
00:14:11,648 --> 00:14:13,981
What a day ...

703
00:14:11,648 --> 00:14:13,981
I've got a mailbox and a friend!

704
00:14:13,981 --> 00:14:15,648
You sure do.

705
00:14:15,648 --> 00:14:17,273
Could you try

706
00:14:15,648 --> 00:14:17,273
not to enjoy this so much?

707
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,065
This is me trying.

708
00:14:19,065 --> 00:14:20,398
This ends now.

709
00:14:20,398 --> 00:14:21,898
What are you doing?

710
00:14:21,898 --> 00:14:23,731
What do you think I'm doing?

711
00:14:21,898 --> 00:14:23,731
I'm getting rid of her.

712
00:14:23,731 --> 00:14:26,856
I'm calling my advisor

713
00:14:23,731 --> 00:14:26,856
and getting a new roommate.

714
00:14:26,856 --> 00:14:28,398
Hey!

715
00:14:28,398 --> 00:14:29,481
No, give that back.

716
00:14:29,481 --> 00:14:31,065
Need I remind you

717
00:14:29,481 --> 00:14:31,065
I am a yellow belt?

718
00:14:31,065 --> 00:14:33,398
Ugh, I can't keep track of

719
00:14:31,065 --> 00:14:33,398
all your ugly belts,

720
00:14:33,398 --> 00:14:35,440
but I don't think

721
00:14:33,398 --> 00:14:35,440
you should change roommates.

722
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:38,440
Listen, as much as you're

723
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:38,440
my go-to girl on college advice,

724
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,815
I really ...

725
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,815
Oh, my God.

726
00:14:39,815 --> 00:14:41,898
Would you just shut up

727
00:14:39,815 --> 00:14:41,898
for a second?

728
00:14:41,898 --> 00:14:43,606
Here's the thing ...

729
00:14:43,606 --> 00:14:45,940
I had a similar experience

730
00:14:43,606 --> 00:14:45,940
with a roommate.

731
00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:48,190
She was this

732
00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:48,190
annoying little know-it-all

733
00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:49,731
who totally

734
00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:49,731
got on my nerves.

735
00:14:49,731 --> 00:14:51,856
Yeah, I get it.

736
00:14:49,731 --> 00:14:51,856
Oh, shh!

737
00:14:51,856 --> 00:14:55,231
I spent a long time

738
00:14:51,856 --> 00:14:55,231
trying to get rid of her

739
00:14:55,231 --> 00:14:56,815
until I realized that

740
00:14:55,231 --> 00:14:56,815
that little girl,

741
00:14:56,815 --> 00:14:59,815
in her own way,

742
00:14:56,815 --> 00:14:59,815
put me on a pedestal.

743
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:02,606
It felt great.

744
00:15:02,606 --> 00:15:06,648
You just landed

745
00:15:02,606 --> 00:15:06,648
in a world of superstars,

746
00:15:06,648 --> 00:15:12,106
and I know you'd never

747
00:15:06,648 --> 00:15:12,106
admit it, but you're scared.

748
00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:16,523
It's not the worst thing to have

749
00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:16,523
your own personal cheerleader.

750
00:15:18,606 --> 00:15:20,731
I miss mine already.

751
00:15:27,190 --> 00:15:29,731
Well,

752
00:15:27,190 --> 00:15:29,731
I guess my five seconds is up.

753
00:15:34,648 --> 00:15:36,856
You don't often see

754
00:15:34,648 --> 00:15:36,856
a 5/8 bathroom,

755
00:15:36,856 --> 00:15:38,648
but they're

756
00:15:36,856 --> 00:15:38,648
highly sought after.

757
00:15:38,648 --> 00:15:40,856
The deal's in the bag,

758
00:15:38,648 --> 00:15:40,856
kid.

759
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,523
I'm just gonna wrap it up,

760
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,523
and then we bounce.

761
00:15:42,523 --> 00:15:44,815
And then we bounce.

762
00:15:44,815 --> 00:15:45,981
Trampoline park.

763
00:15:45,981 --> 00:15:47,565
How are you not

764
00:15:45,981 --> 00:15:47,565
high-boinging me right now?

765
00:15:47,565 --> 00:15:49,315
Oh, I was thinking of

766
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:51,398
maybe meeting up with my crew

767
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:51,398
at the pier.

768
00:15:51,398 --> 00:15:53,481
Sure thing.

769
00:15:51,398 --> 00:15:53,481
After we tramp.

770
00:15:53,481 --> 00:15:54,898
Fine.

771
00:15:54,898 --> 00:15:57,565
After a while, I stopped hanging

772
00:15:54,898 --> 00:15:57,565
out with my dad at the store.

773
00:15:57,565 --> 00:15:58,898
I got busy with cheer practice,

774
00:15:58,898 --> 00:16:02,023
and I guess pyramids of oranges

775
00:15:58,898 --> 00:16:02,023
don't seem so great

776
00:16:02,023 --> 00:16:05,440
after you've built

777
00:16:02,023 --> 00:16:05,440
pyramids out of man.

778
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,815
I don't know if it bothered him

779
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,815
that I stopped coming around,

780
00:16:07,815 --> 00:16:13,065
but if it did,

781
00:16:07,815 --> 00:16:13,065
he never let it show.

782
00:16:13,065 --> 00:16:16,065
All right.

783
00:16:13,065 --> 00:16:16,065
Let's do this.

784
00:16:16,065 --> 00:16:19,273
Actually, I think I, uh ...

785
00:16:16,065 --> 00:16:19,273
I twisted my ankle

786
00:16:19,273 --> 00:16:21,606
jumping out of the way in

787
00:16:19,273 --> 00:16:21,606
that room full of Murphy beds.

788
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,940
I probably shouldn't

789
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,940
get on a trampoline.

790
00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:25,315
You should go

791
00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:25,315
hang out with your friends.

792
00:16:25,315 --> 00:16:26,690
Really?

793
00:16:25,315 --> 00:16:26,690
Yeah.

794
00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:28,231
Might be faster

795
00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:28,231
if they come get you, though.

796
00:16:28,231 --> 00:16:30,148
I should do

797
00:16:28,231 --> 00:16:30,148
one more sweep of the house.

798
00:16:30,148 --> 00:16:31,565
I think

799
00:16:30,148 --> 00:16:31,565
I lost the Blanstons.

800
00:16:33,315 --> 00:16:35,231
Thanks, Dad.

801
00:16:35,231 --> 00:16:36,898
Deuces.

802
00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:41,815
Let's go, girls!

803
00:16:41,815 --> 00:16:43,606
Uh, pass and move!

804
00:16:43,606 --> 00:16:46,440
The players should

805
00:16:43,606 --> 00:16:46,440
never be standing still!

806
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,440
The best defense

807
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,440
is good offense.

808
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,690
Well, now,

809
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,690
that can't be true.

810
00:16:50,690 --> 00:16:52,856
Halftime!

811
00:16:52,856 --> 00:16:54,815
Okay, good ...

812
00:16:52,856 --> 00:16:54,815
good half!

813
00:16:54,815 --> 00:16:56,606
All right, we're down by three,

814
00:16:54,815 --> 00:16:56,606
but that's okay.

815
00:16:57,731 --> 00:16:59,773
Oh, hey, look.

816
00:16:59,773 --> 00:17:00,940
Look who

817
00:16:59,773 --> 00:17:00,940
finally showed up.

818
00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:02,315
Not easily.

819
00:17:02,315 --> 00:17:04,606
As you can see,

820
00:17:02,315 --> 00:17:04,606
I have a severely injured foot.

821
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:05,690
Where is Cam?

822
00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:08,023
Um, he ...

823
00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:08,023
He got banished by the ref.

824
00:17:08,023 --> 00:17:10,981
Oh, how did that happen?

825
00:17:08,023 --> 00:17:10,981
Be specific.

826
00:17:10,981 --> 00:17:12,148
Who cares?

827
00:17:12,148 --> 00:17:14,731
The important thing is I did,

828
00:17:12,148 --> 00:17:14,731
in fact, shoot myself in the ...

829
00:17:14,731 --> 00:17:17,023
Save it.

830
00:17:14,731 --> 00:17:17,023
Don't add insult to fake injury.

831
00:17:17,023 --> 00:17:18,023
Fake.

832
00:17:17,023 --> 00:17:18,023
Yeah.

833
00:17:18,023 --> 00:17:19,106
Seriously?

834
00:17:20,981 --> 00:17:23,231
Say hello

835
00:17:20,981 --> 00:17:23,231
to his little toe.

836
00:17:23,231 --> 00:17:25,190
Oh, my God.

837
00:17:23,231 --> 00:17:25,190
You really ... Oh.

838
00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:28,065
Shot myself in the foot.

839
00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:28,065
Yeah, it was so scary.

840
00:17:28,065 --> 00:17:30,315
Sí.

841
00:17:28,065 --> 00:17:30,315
Oh, and the blood.

842
00:17:28,065 --> 00:17:30,315
There was so much blood.

843
00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:32,731
Oh, but you guys ...

844
00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:32,731
You still showed up anyway.

845
00:17:32,731 --> 00:17:34,523
Of course!

846
00:17:32,731 --> 00:17:34,523
Without a doubt.

847
00:17:34,523 --> 00:17:36,440
Mommy shot Jay.

848
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:37,731
I'm sorry, what?

849
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:37,731
I thought you said ...

850
00:17:37,731 --> 00:17:41,273
Yeah, mommy shot Jay.

851
00:17:37,731 --> 00:17:41,273
Aunt Claire said, "Shoot him."

852
00:17:41,273 --> 00:17:43,190
Dad.

853
00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:46,148
You would rather take a bullet

854
00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:46,148
than support your granddaughter?

855
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,690
This was really

856
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,690
Gloria's idea.

857
00:17:47,690 --> 00:17:49,523
I'm surrounded

858
00:17:47,690 --> 00:17:49,523
by rats.

859
00:17:49,523 --> 00:17:50,731
Mitchell,

860
00:17:49,523 --> 00:17:50,731
listen to me.

861
00:17:50,731 --> 00:17:52,606
I know "I'm sorry"

862
00:17:50,731 --> 00:17:52,606
barely covers it,

863
00:17:52,606 --> 00:17:55,065
but it's very difficult

864
00:17:52,606 --> 00:17:55,065
for me to come here today

865
00:17:55,065 --> 00:17:56,648
and watch little girls

866
00:17:55,065 --> 00:17:56,648
playing soccer

867
00:17:56,648 --> 00:17:59,523
on the same day that

868
00:17:56,648 --> 00:17:59,523
my little girl left for college.

869
00:17:59,523 --> 00:18:01,148
Well, me too.

870
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:03,065
I mean, watching

871
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:03,065
my little grandbaby go off ...

872
00:18:03,065 --> 00:18:04,565
Don't

873
00:18:03,065 --> 00:18:04,565
jump on my thing.

874
00:18:04,565 --> 00:18:05,690
Sorry to interrupt.

875
00:18:05,690 --> 00:18:07,481
So, the parents

876
00:18:05,690 --> 00:18:07,481
and nannies voted,

877
00:18:07,481 --> 00:18:09,481
and we're going to

878
00:18:07,481 --> 00:18:09,481
relieve you of your command.

879
00:18:09,481 --> 00:18:11,023
Oh,

880
00:18:09,481 --> 00:18:11,023
but I'm the coach, so ...

881
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,023
I'm the coach now.

882
00:18:12,023 --> 00:18:13,648
Oh, whoa.

883
00:18:14,731 --> 00:18:16,815
Glad you got here

884
00:18:14,731 --> 00:18:16,815
in time to see that.

885
00:18:16,815 --> 00:18:19,315
It's not funny, Claire.

886
00:18:21,023 --> 00:18:22,523
Hey, Cam.

887
00:18:21,023 --> 00:18:22,523
Where are you?

888
00:18:22,523 --> 00:18:24,606
In the parking lot

889
00:18:22,523 --> 00:18:24,606
with binoculars.

890
00:18:24,606 --> 00:18:25,731
What ...

891
00:18:24,606 --> 00:18:25,731
When did ...

892
00:18:25,731 --> 00:18:27,190
When did you buy

893
00:18:25,731 --> 00:18:27,190
an Army jacket?

894
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,148
Not him, to the left.

895
00:18:29,148 --> 00:18:30,231
Oh, hi.

896
00:18:30,231 --> 00:18:32,106
So you let Debbie

897
00:18:30,231 --> 00:18:32,106
take your whistle?

898
00:18:32,106 --> 00:18:34,273
Well, yeah, I can't blame her.

899
00:18:32,106 --> 00:18:34,273
I'm a terrible coach.

900
00:18:34,273 --> 00:18:36,606
I mean,

901
00:18:34,273 --> 00:18:36,606
I'm sorry I-I pushed you away.

902
00:18:36,606 --> 00:18:38,148
No, no, no.

903
00:18:36,606 --> 00:18:38,148
You hush up.

904
00:18:38,148 --> 00:18:39,898
I'm the one who's sorry.

905
00:18:38,148 --> 00:18:39,898
You know what?

906
00:18:39,898 --> 00:18:41,106
I've been trying to

907
00:18:39,898 --> 00:18:41,106
pretend like

908
00:18:41,106 --> 00:18:42,940
the pressure hasn't

909
00:18:41,106 --> 00:18:42,940
gotten to me, but it has.

910
00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:44,481
Oh, my God.

911
00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:44,481
Me too.

912
00:18:44,481 --> 00:18:45,773
I ... I always thought

913
00:18:44,481 --> 00:18:45,773
we were that couple

914
00:18:45,773 --> 00:18:47,856
that could rise above

915
00:18:45,773 --> 00:18:47,856
tough times, you know?

916
00:18:47,856 --> 00:18:48,981
I just ...

917
00:18:47,856 --> 00:18:48,981
I don't want to feel like

918
00:18:48,981 --> 00:18:50,315
there's

919
00:18:48,981 --> 00:18:50,315
distance between us.

920
00:18:50,315 --> 00:18:52,148
What? Sorry, you're ...

921
00:18:50,315 --> 00:18:52,148
Say that again.

922
00:18:50,315 --> 00:18:52,148
You're breaking up.

923
00:18:52,148 --> 00:18:54,065
I didn't hear you.

924
00:18:52,148 --> 00:18:54,065
What? Huh?

925
00:18:52,148 --> 00:18:54,065
What? T-There you are.

926
00:18:54,065 --> 00:18:56,065
Second half, girls.

927
00:18:56,065 --> 00:18:58,356
Oh, God. Okay.

928
00:18:56,065 --> 00:18:58,356
Intermission's over. I got to ...

929
00:18:58,356 --> 00:19:00,440
Okay, listen up, Bub.

930
00:18:58,356 --> 00:19:00,440
You go get your team back.

931
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,940
We need this.

932
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,940
You're gonna get us a win today.

933
00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:05,190
How?

934
00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:05,190
Just go

935
00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:05,190
get your whistle back.

936
00:19:05,190 --> 00:19:06,523
Look at me.

937
00:19:06,523 --> 00:19:07,565
We got this.

938
00:19:07,565 --> 00:19:09,731
Okay, so we're down by three,

939
00:19:07,565 --> 00:19:09,731
but ...

940
00:19:07,565 --> 00:19:09,731
Hi!

941
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,690
Hey!

942
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,690
So, I got this from here, so ...

943
00:19:11,690 --> 00:19:13,065
What do you think you're doing?

944
00:19:13,065 --> 00:19:14,315
What I was born to do.

945
00:19:14,315 --> 00:19:15,523
I am a coach, damn it.

946
00:19:16,606 --> 00:19:18,023
Oh, God.

947
00:19:16,606 --> 00:19:18,023
I'm so sorry.

948
00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:20,315
That came off

949
00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:20,315
so much easier when you did it.

950
00:19:20,315 --> 00:19:22,898
As our history with

951
00:19:20,315 --> 00:19:22,898
costume parties has taught us ...

952
00:19:22,898 --> 00:19:25,231
We shine brightest

953
00:19:22,898 --> 00:19:25,231
when we work as a team.

954
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:26,565
Yeah.

955
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:29,023
Okay, have the forwards form

956
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:29,023
a triangle, spread the defense.

957
00:19:29,023 --> 00:19:30,773
Okay, uh, forwards,

958
00:19:29,023 --> 00:19:30,773
form a triangle.

959
00:19:30,773 --> 00:19:31,981
Spread the defense.

960
00:19:31,981 --> 00:19:34,065
By late in the half,

961
00:19:31,981 --> 00:19:34,065
we had tied the score.

962
00:19:34,065 --> 00:19:36,523
Proving once again, the

963
00:19:34,065 --> 00:19:36,523
best offense is a good defense.

964
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:38,815
That's like saying

965
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:38,815
the best hat is a shoe.

966
00:19:38,815 --> 00:19:42,315
Okay, with 10 seconds left,

967
00:19:38,815 --> 00:19:42,315
Lily was open on the wing.

968
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,356
Now have her

969
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,356
pass to Lily.

970
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:44,565
Pass to Lily!

971
00:19:44,565 --> 00:19:46,273
She passed to Lily.

972
00:19:44,565 --> 00:19:46,273
I can see.

973
00:19:46,273 --> 00:19:47,523
Oh!

974
00:19:47,523 --> 00:19:49,856
What? Yes! Yes! Yes!

975
00:19:47,523 --> 00:19:49,856
That's game.

976
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,690
Whoo, whoo!

977
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,398
That was me.

978
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,398
I did that.

979
00:19:53,398 --> 00:19:55,273
Uh-oh.

980
00:19:55,273 --> 00:19:57,231
That was him!

981
00:19:55,273 --> 00:19:57,231
He did that.

982
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,398
It does feel different

983
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,398
without her here.

984
00:20:05,398 --> 00:20:06,981
Yep.

985
00:20:06,981 --> 00:20:09,440
Pretty quiet

986
00:20:06,981 --> 00:20:09,440
without Luke here, too.

987
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,023
Did he say

988
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,023
what time he's coming home?

989
00:20:11,023 --> 00:20:13,815
Soon, I'm sure.

990
00:20:11,023 --> 00:20:13,815
Oh, he left you something.

991
00:20:17,065 --> 00:20:19,690
"Thanks for letting me see

992
00:20:17,065 --> 00:20:19,690
that crazy house today.

993
00:20:19,690 --> 00:20:23,440
Feel like building one ourselves

994
00:20:19,690 --> 00:20:23,440
tomorrow?"

995
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,523
What?

996
00:20:25,523 --> 00:20:28,273
He went back

997
00:20:25,523 --> 00:20:28,273
for the duck eggs.

998
00:20:28,273 --> 00:20:30,273
We found these eggs

999
00:20:28,273 --> 00:20:30,273
out in front of the house.

1000
00:20:30,273 --> 00:20:31,731
Yeah, honey. I-I-I got it.

1001
00:20:30,273 --> 00:20:31,731
I got it.

1002
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:32,773
I know the two of you

1003
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:32,773
well enough.

1004
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,398
I can connect the dots.

1005
00:20:34,398 --> 00:20:36,273
But you just

1006
00:20:34,398 --> 00:20:36,273
really helped me out.

1007
00:20:36,273 --> 00:20:37,981
Who are you ...

1008
00:20:37,981 --> 00:20:39,190
Again, Mom?

1009
00:20:39,190 --> 00:20:40,815
Alex, I know you said

1010
00:20:39,190 --> 00:20:40,815
not to call

1011
00:20:40,815 --> 00:20:43,440
unless it was very important,

1012
00:20:40,815 --> 00:20:43,440
but this is.

1013
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:47,106
I need to know everything you

1014
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:47,106
can tell me about baby ducks.

1015
00:20:57,606 --> 00:20:59,231
Ow, that stings!

1016
00:20:57,606 --> 00:20:59,231
This is so not sexy.

1017
00:20:59,231 --> 00:21:01,856
Okay, so we all agree.

1018
00:21:01,856 --> 00:21:04,606
Everybody gets a free pass

1019
00:21:01,856 --> 00:21:04,606
once a year to miss a kid event.

1020
00:21:04,606 --> 00:21:06,356
Ooh, I heard Luke

1021
00:21:04,606 --> 00:21:06,356
might be forming a boy band,

1022
00:21:06,356 --> 00:21:07,523
so I want to

1023
00:21:06,356 --> 00:21:07,523
get out in front of that.

1024
00:21:07,523 --> 00:21:09,356
Great!

1025
00:21:07,523 --> 00:21:09,356
That means you'll be available

1026
00:21:09,356 --> 00:21:11,065
for my one-man

1027
00:21:09,356 --> 00:21:11,065
quick-change version

1028
00:21:11,065 --> 00:21:12,690
of Seven Brides

1029
00:21:11,065 --> 00:21:12,690
for Seven Brothers.

1030
00:21:12,690 --> 00:21:13,856
I'm gonna change my vote.

1031
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,398
Yeah, put me down

1032
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,398
for missing that, too.

1033
00:21:15,398 --> 00:21:16,690
No,

1034
00:21:15,398 --> 00:21:16,690
but you don't understand.

1035
00:21:16,690 --> 00:21:17,940
I-I play all the brides

1036
00:21:16,690 --> 00:21:17,940
and all the brothers.

1037
00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:19,731
Make it three.

1038
00:21:19,731 --> 00:21:21,898
But you'll come,

1039
00:21:19,731 --> 00:21:21,898
right, Jay?

1040
00:21:33,731 --> 00:21:36,356
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