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There you go.

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A nice Yummy breakfast.

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Hey, where's the little

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leprechaun?

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Oh, I think he's still

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getting dressed.

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No, on the box.

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This isn't our normal cereal.

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Well, because this is

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the store brand,

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but

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it's delicious.

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Okay, guess what. I just got

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an offer to handle a case.

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Good, because I think this

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cereal is mostly sawdust.

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It is great, it's just there's,

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um... slight complication.

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It's for Closets,

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Closets...

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I don't like where

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this is going.

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Closets...

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Don't say it.

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Closets.

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What did you think

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the last word might be?

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Mitchell, you can't work

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for your father's rival.

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Hey, wait.

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Why does Grandpa have a rival?

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Oh, who knows?

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Betrayal.

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Because 30 years ago,

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your grandfather's

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business partner

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and best friend,

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Earl Chambers,

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stole his Rolodex

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with all of his clients

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and started his own company

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on a day that is now known

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as Black Wednesday Afternoon.

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Nobody calls it that.

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Look, I know that there's

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some history there,

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but can't we all just move on?

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Your father hasn't.

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He still crank calls

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Earl every year

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on the anniversary

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of the day

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that is now known as

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Black Wednesday Afternoon.

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I really need this job.

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At least

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tell your dad first

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and spare him

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the pain I felt

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when I found out

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you were still

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getting your hair cut

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at Miguel's.

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Wait, what did Miguel

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do to you again?

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He recommended a shampoo

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for thinning hair, Mitchell.

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Maybe we can use this to fix

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the loose tile in the bathroom.

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Hey, Mr. Dunphy, can we have

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just a moment of your time?

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Come on, now. How long

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have we known each other?

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We should be on

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a first-name basis.

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Better yet, a nickname basis,

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Vitamin D.

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Glad to hear you say that,

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'cause, um, we have a favor

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to ask you.

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You know how Dyl...

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Vitamin D has his own

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t-shirt business?

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Oh, I should've seen

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this coming.

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Um... yes,

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I will model for you,

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but I'm gonna need

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to own the negatives.

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Okay, great.

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Also,

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we were kind of hoping

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that Dylan could stay

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in the basement

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with me

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for a little while.

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Oh.

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He's trying to save up

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to build inventory,

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and rent is killing him.

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It feels like

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they're asking for money,

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like, every six weeks.

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I don't know, guys.

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Moving in together,

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that's a big step.

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It's just

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for a little while.

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Please?

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I guess

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if your mom's okay with it,

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I'm okay with it.

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Oh, um, and could you

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ask her for us?

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I'll give it a shot,

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but it'll be the second thing

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I've talked her into

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this morning,

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and it'll be a lot trickier

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now that she's fully awake.

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Hey, hon.

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Do you have a minute?

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Just.

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I can't be late to work.

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We are unveiling a new closet

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today ... The Trulhatten.

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It's Swedish,

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it's cheap, it's modern.

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We're gonna grab Ikea

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by the meatballs.

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Listen, I was talking

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to Haley and Dylan ...

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Ugh.

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They want to know if he

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can stay in the basement

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for a few weeks.

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Oh, Phil,

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I think that's a bad idea.

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They're adults,

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and Dylan really has been

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getting his act together.

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This doesn't bother you?

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I don't enjoy having to get

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your approval

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for everything,

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but that's the deal I made.

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Haley and Dylan

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in her bedroom.

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They're doing

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what they're doing.

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I say we be evolved

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about it.

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Fine.

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If you're really okay

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with our precious daughter

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shacking up with her

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ne'er-do-well boyfriend,

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so be it.

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I just don't want them sneaking

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around like we had to.

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The scariest moment of my life

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was that pantsless conversation

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I had with your dad

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through the Dutch door.

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How lazy are you?

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If you want to talk to us,

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just come downstairs.

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Luke, I'm at college. I don't

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even live there anymore.

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And...

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you have been missed.

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Whatever.

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I'll try mom in the car.

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I really need to talk to her

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about something.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

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I'm here for you.

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What's wrong?

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Well, okay.

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It's Sanjay.

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I feel like he's been

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avoiding me.

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Whoa.

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I know.

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He's been really distant.

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Uh, tell me all about it.

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And don't worry.

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Take all the time you need.

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Well he never really

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texts me back anymore.

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Maybe I should confront him

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about it?

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Yes! Do it!

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Yeah. You know what?

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You are right.

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I'm totally going

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to call him right now,

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and I'm going to tell him

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he can't treat me this way.

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No, no, no.

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No, no, please don't.

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Fine, whatever. I get it.

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I'll give him some more space.

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You could practice

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right now

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and take a scootch

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to your right.

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What?

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Who are you talking to?

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Oh!

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My brother.

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He's cute.

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Mm.

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Hi, Alex's brother.

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Hey.

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I'm Luke.

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Who are you?

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Ugh.

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Brie.

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I live down the hall.

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Just borrowing a dress.

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Thanks, Alex.

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Mm.

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Bye.

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Bye, Luke.

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I-I lift weights!

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Hey, what's up?

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Manny, you and I

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are going to college.

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You sure are, buddy.

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Who cares what that

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guidance counselor said?

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Look, there's a girl

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in my sister's dorm

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who's super into me,

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and she's got a hot roommate

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for you.

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How hot?

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Use your imagination.

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Holy cow.

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I guess it would help

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take my mind off of Carly.

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Should we talk about

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what color ties

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we're gonna wear

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so we don't clash?

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Click.

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Manny.

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So, who is this Carly?

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Carly Stevenson.

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She's my cheerleader,

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but I don't think

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she's too happy about it.

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What do you mean

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that she's your cheerleader?

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It's a football tradition.

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They pair each player

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with a cheerleader,

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and then they're supposed to

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decorate the locker,

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bake them cookies, wear their

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hair the way he likes it.

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It's fun for everybody.

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Yesterday, all

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the other players' lockers

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looked like

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Mardi Gras floats.

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My locker, nothing.

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Maybe your Carly's busy,

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but I'm sure she's gonna do

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something nice for you.

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I remember my cheerleader,

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Donna Deritzio.

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She got busy and did something

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nice for me,

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if you catch my meaning.

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Oh! Mitchell.

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You're the first to arrive.

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Come on,

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I'll make you a drink.

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No, dad.

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I'm not here for a party.

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Oh, good. I thought I forgot

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someone's birthday again.

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Listen, there's something

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I want to talk to you about.

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Um, I got an offer

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to handle a case,

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but I'm a little worried

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about who it's for.

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What's the matter now?

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Killing whales?

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Drilling for oil?

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Child labor?

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'Cause let me

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tell you something.

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I had a paper route

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when I was 7 years old,

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and you know

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what it gave me?

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A work ethic and a right arm

302
00:05:57,838 --> 00:06:00,171
like Popeye.

303
00:06:00,171 --> 00:06:01,630
No, dad, it ...

304
00:06:01,630 --> 00:06:04,046
I'd be working for

305
00:06:01,630 --> 00:06:04,046
Closets, Closets, Closets ...

306
00:06:04,046 --> 00:06:05,213
Next word better not

307
00:06:04,046 --> 00:06:05,213
be closets.

308
00:06:05,213 --> 00:06:06,546
Of course it's Closets!

309
00:06:06,546 --> 00:06:08,296
Now I'm confused.

310
00:06:08,296 --> 00:06:10,130
Are you talking about Closets,

311
00:06:08,296 --> 00:06:10,130
Closets, Closets, Closets,

312
00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:11,546
or Of Course

313
00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:11,546
It's Closets?

314
00:06:11,546 --> 00:06:13,046
'Cause Roy Carson's

315
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a straight shooter,

316
00:06:13,046 --> 00:06:14,380
and poor guy has a son

317
00:06:13,046 --> 00:06:14,380
who's not quite right.

318
00:06:14,380 --> 00:06:16,213
Are you really making me

319
00:06:14,380 --> 00:06:16,213
say this again?

320
00:06:16,213 --> 00:06:17,880
It's Closets, Closets ...

321
00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,171
you're not working

322
00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,171
for that

323
00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:20,588
Rolodex-stealing

324
00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:20,588
Earl Chambers!

325
00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:21,963
It's just short term,

326
00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:21,963
a few weeks.

327
00:06:21,963 --> 00:06:22,838
You know why

328
00:06:21,963 --> 00:06:22,838
he's doing this?

329
00:06:22,838 --> 00:06:24,255
Because I'm a good lawyer

330
00:06:24,255 --> 00:06:25,921
who handled a similar case

331
00:06:24,255 --> 00:06:25,921
for you last year.

332
00:06:25,921 --> 00:06:27,630
He's doing this

333
00:06:25,921 --> 00:06:27,630
to mess with me!

334
00:06:27,630 --> 00:06:29,046
I was referred

335
00:06:27,630 --> 00:06:29,046
by another lawyer.

336
00:06:29,046 --> 00:06:30,505
I doubt Earl even

337
00:06:29,046 --> 00:06:30,505
knows about it.

338
00:06:30,505 --> 00:06:32,713
That Rolodex was full

339
00:06:30,505 --> 00:06:32,713
of A-list clients.

340
00:06:32,713 --> 00:06:36,046
Your Erik Estradas,

341
00:06:32,713 --> 00:06:36,046
your Fran Tarkentons,

342
00:06:32,713 --> 00:06:36,046
your Leslie Uggums.

343
00:06:36,046 --> 00:06:38,213
I'm sorry,

344
00:06:36,046 --> 00:06:38,213
are these real names?

345
00:06:36,046 --> 00:06:38,213
What about that probate?

346
00:06:38,213 --> 00:06:39,671
Who did you mess that up?

347
00:06:38,213 --> 00:06:39,671
Client's dead.

348
00:06:39,671 --> 00:06:41,005
Okay, this is crazy.

349
00:06:41,005 --> 00:06:43,255
Why am I worried

350
00:06:41,005 --> 00:06:43,255
about your feelings

351
00:06:43,255 --> 00:06:45,921
when you obviously have

352
00:06:43,255 --> 00:06:45,921
no concern for mine?

353
00:06:45,921 --> 00:06:48,463
Y...

354
00:06:45,921 --> 00:06:48,463
I'm taking that job.

355
00:06:48,463 --> 00:06:50,130
It's like a Hatfield

356
00:06:48,463 --> 00:06:50,130
working for a McCoy.

357
00:06:50,130 --> 00:06:51,796
If a Hatfield ever worked

358
00:06:50,130 --> 00:06:51,796
for a McCoy,

359
00:06:51,796 --> 00:06:54,005
maybe it would've ended

360
00:06:51,796 --> 00:06:54,005
that ridiculous family feud.

361
00:06:54,005 --> 00:06:55,421
Richard Dawson!

362
00:06:55,421 --> 00:06:57,380
Also in the Rolodex!

363
00:06:55,421 --> 00:06:57,380
Also in the Rolodex!

364
00:07:03,213 --> 00:07:04,255
Haley, did you take

365
00:07:03,213 --> 00:07:04,255
my phone charger again?

366
00:07:04,255 --> 00:07:07,005
What?

367
00:07:07,005 --> 00:07:09,421
Do you have my charger?

368
00:07:09,421 --> 00:07:11,213
I can't hear you.

369
00:07:09,421 --> 00:07:11,213
Just text me.

370
00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:12,671
I wish I could!

371
00:07:12,671 --> 00:07:15,380
I really need you to get

372
00:07:12,671 --> 00:07:15,380
your own charger, honey.

373
00:07:15,380 --> 00:07:17,046
Oh, you're both

374
00:07:15,380 --> 00:07:17,046
in the bed together.

375
00:07:17,046 --> 00:07:18,630
Dad, it's fine.

376
00:07:17,046 --> 00:07:18,630
Yeah.

377
00:07:18,630 --> 00:07:20,463
Our room is your room,

378
00:07:18,630 --> 00:07:20,463
Philibuster.

379
00:07:20,463 --> 00:07:22,046
Thank you, Dylan.

380
00:07:22,046 --> 00:07:25,755
Uh, anyway, just, uh,

381
00:07:22,046 --> 00:07:25,755
looking for my charger.

382
00:07:25,755 --> 00:07:27,796
Oh. Sorry, Dad,

383
00:07:25,755 --> 00:07:27,796
it's not here.

384
00:07:27,796 --> 00:07:31,838
Guess I'll just get used

385
00:07:27,796 --> 00:07:31,838
to not having any power.

386
00:07:34,338 --> 00:07:36,380
Carly?

387
00:07:37,755 --> 00:07:40,338
Carly?

388
00:07:40,338 --> 00:07:41,421
Carly?

389
00:07:40,338 --> 00:07:41,421
Yeah?

390
00:07:41,421 --> 00:07:43,046
I thought so.

391
00:07:41,421 --> 00:07:43,046
Who are you?

392
00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,130
I am Manny's mother,

393
00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,130
and I want to know why

394
00:07:45,130 --> 00:07:47,713
you haven't done a better job

395
00:07:45,130 --> 00:07:47,713
at decorating his locker.

396
00:07:47,713 --> 00:07:49,630
Because it's a stupid

397
00:07:47,713 --> 00:07:49,630
sexist tradition.

398
00:07:49,630 --> 00:07:51,713
Why don't the players

399
00:07:49,630 --> 00:07:51,713
decorate our lockers?

400
00:07:51,713 --> 00:07:54,088
That's a very good question

401
00:07:51,713 --> 00:07:54,088
you should have asked yourself

402
00:07:54,088 --> 00:07:55,463
before becoming

403
00:07:54,088 --> 00:07:55,463
a cheerleader.

404
00:07:56,338 --> 00:07:57,671
Here.

405
00:07:57,671 --> 00:07:59,338
Buy yourself

406
00:07:57,671 --> 00:07:59,338
something pretty

407
00:07:59,338 --> 00:08:02,005
and put it

408
00:07:59,338 --> 00:08:02,005
on my son's locker.

409
00:08:02,005 --> 00:08:03,171
Mrs. Delgado-Pritchett,

410
00:08:03,171 --> 00:08:05,505
may I please see you

411
00:08:03,171 --> 00:08:05,505
in my office?

412
00:08:05,505 --> 00:08:07,296
Okay, I want a new cheerleader

413
00:08:05,505 --> 00:08:07,296
for Manny.

414
00:08:07,296 --> 00:08:09,505
Give me this yearbook

415
00:08:07,296 --> 00:08:09,505
and I'm gonna pick one for him.

416
00:08:09,505 --> 00:08:11,505
No. Even if I did think

417
00:08:09,505 --> 00:08:11,505
that was a good idea,

418
00:08:11,505 --> 00:08:13,921
I'm not gonna abuse my position

419
00:08:11,505 --> 00:08:13,921
of power in the school.

420
00:08:13,921 --> 00:08:16,088
You share an office

421
00:08:13,921 --> 00:08:16,088
with a tetherball.

422
00:08:16,088 --> 00:08:18,338
You have to just let nature

423
00:08:16,088 --> 00:08:18,338
take its course,

424
00:08:18,338 --> 00:08:21,088
just like this webcam

425
00:08:18,338 --> 00:08:21,088
I've been watching.

426
00:08:21,088 --> 00:08:23,921
It's a live stream

427
00:08:21,088 --> 00:08:23,921
of wild otters.

428
00:08:23,921 --> 00:08:26,213
I forget,

429
00:08:23,921 --> 00:08:26,213
is it the small hairy men

430
00:08:26,213 --> 00:08:27,880
or the tall not hairy men?

431
00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:30,796
Small hairy, but these are

432
00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:30,796
actual otters. Look.

433
00:08:30,796 --> 00:08:34,463
See, this mama otter

434
00:08:30,796 --> 00:08:34,463
just gave birth to twins.

435
00:08:34,463 --> 00:08:36,421
Now, the little one,

436
00:08:34,463 --> 00:08:36,421
he's struggling,

437
00:08:36,421 --> 00:08:38,421
but do you see

438
00:08:36,421 --> 00:08:38,421
the mama doting on him?

439
00:08:38,421 --> 00:08:39,963
No, you do not.

440
00:08:39,963 --> 00:08:42,796
Well, if you ask me,

441
00:08:39,963 --> 00:08:42,796
she's being a terrible mother.

442
00:08:42,796 --> 00:08:45,088
She should be filling him

443
00:08:42,796 --> 00:08:45,088
with confidence

444
00:08:45,088 --> 00:08:46,880
and fish

445
00:08:45,088 --> 00:08:46,880
like I do to Manny.

446
00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:50,588
High school is difficult.

447
00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:50,588
It's part of the experience.

448
00:08:50,588 --> 00:08:52,671
And that's not

449
00:08:50,588 --> 00:08:52,671
a bad thing.

450
00:08:52,671 --> 00:08:54,921
Learning how to handle

451
00:08:52,671 --> 00:08:54,921
disappointment

452
00:08:54,921 --> 00:08:56,421
and overcoming adversity,

453
00:08:56,421 --> 00:08:59,171
that's part of the reason I am

454
00:08:56,421 --> 00:08:59,171
where I am today.

455
00:09:01,213 --> 00:09:04,463
Chuck, no. No, no, no.

456
00:09:01,213 --> 00:09:04,463
There's no more room in here.

457
00:09:04,463 --> 00:09:05,921
I beg you, please!

458
00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,755
Conference room

459
00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,755
is down there.

460
00:09:08,755 --> 00:09:09,963
Oh, very nice.

461
00:09:09,963 --> 00:09:11,630
This is

462
00:09:09,963 --> 00:09:11,630
Mr. Chambers' office.

463
00:09:11,630 --> 00:09:13,546
Oh, he's in.

464
00:09:11,630 --> 00:09:13,546
Let me introduce you.

465
00:09:13,546 --> 00:09:15,838
Earl,

466
00:09:13,546 --> 00:09:15,838
am I bothering you?

467
00:09:15,838 --> 00:09:17,921
Nothing's bothering me.

468
00:09:15,838 --> 00:09:17,921
I'm gonna be in Time magazine.

469
00:09:17,921 --> 00:09:19,546
Closet Time.

470
00:09:17,921 --> 00:09:19,546
Shut up.

471
00:09:19,546 --> 00:09:21,380
This is the attorney...

472
00:09:19,546 --> 00:09:21,380
Okay. All right, all right.

473
00:09:21,380 --> 00:09:23,255
handling the Fowler case,

474
00:09:21,380 --> 00:09:23,255
Mitchell...

475
00:09:23,255 --> 00:09:24,380
Just call me Mitchell.

476
00:09:23,255 --> 00:09:24,380
Pritchett.

477
00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:26,088
Pritchett?

478
00:09:26,088 --> 00:09:27,755
Mitch Pritchett.

479
00:09:27,755 --> 00:09:29,671
Son of that son of a bitch

480
00:09:27,755 --> 00:09:29,671
Jay Pritchett?

481
00:09:29,671 --> 00:09:33,546
Reporting for duty.

482
00:09:29,671 --> 00:09:33,546
Don't bother unpacking

483
00:09:29,671 --> 00:09:33,546
that briefcase.

484
00:09:33,546 --> 00:09:36,421
I cannot have a Pritchett

485
00:09:33,546 --> 00:09:36,421
hanging around here.

486
00:09:36,421 --> 00:09:38,755
I got too much

487
00:09:36,421 --> 00:09:38,755
sensitive information

488
00:09:38,755 --> 00:09:41,296
your dad would love

489
00:09:38,755 --> 00:09:41,296
to get his hands on.

490
00:09:41,296 --> 00:09:44,088
That was a takeout menu.

491
00:09:41,296 --> 00:09:44,088
I don't want that man

492
00:09:41,296 --> 00:09:44,088
to know where I eat.

493
00:09:45,213 --> 00:09:46,630
I'm just here

494
00:09:45,213 --> 00:09:46,630
to do a job.

495
00:09:46,630 --> 00:09:47,963
I don't care what happened

496
00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:49,588
between you and my dad

497
00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:49,588
30 years ago.

498
00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:52,088
Has it really been

499
00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:52,088
that long?

500
00:09:52,088 --> 00:09:54,255
I was little when

501
00:09:52,088 --> 00:09:54,255
the whole thing started.

502
00:09:54,255 --> 00:09:55,963
I used to call you

503
00:09:54,255 --> 00:09:55,963
Uncle Earl.

504
00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:58,921
I remember that.

505
00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:58,921
You were a cute kid.

506
00:09:58,921 --> 00:10:02,171
Hey, did you ever solve

507
00:09:58,921 --> 00:10:02,171
that Rubik's Cube?

508
00:10:02,171 --> 00:10:03,338
I got three sides.

509
00:10:03,338 --> 00:10:05,005
Not bad.

510
00:10:06,088 --> 00:10:08,213
What the hell?

511
00:10:06,088 --> 00:10:08,213
You can stay.

512
00:10:08,213 --> 00:10:10,838
Maybe you working here

513
00:10:08,213 --> 00:10:10,838
can be the beginning

514
00:10:10,838 --> 00:10:13,421
of a new chapter

515
00:10:10,838 --> 00:10:13,421
between our two families.

516
00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:17,046
I'll tell you what,

517
00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:17,046
you tell your dad

518
00:10:17,046 --> 00:10:19,713
if he wants to bury the hatchet,

519
00:10:17,046 --> 00:10:19,713
dinner's on me.

520
00:10:19,713 --> 00:10:20,796
Oh, really?

521
00:10:20,796 --> 00:10:21,755
Absolutely.

522
00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,046
Oh.

523
00:10:23,046 --> 00:10:24,921
Okay.

524
00:10:24,921 --> 00:10:27,588
I just wish my dad

525
00:10:24,921 --> 00:10:27,588
was as reasonable as you.

526
00:10:27,588 --> 00:10:29,213
Thank you very much.

527
00:10:27,588 --> 00:10:29,213
Now get out of here.

528
00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:31,463
I got to get

529
00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:31,463
my cover shot.

530
00:10:31,463 --> 00:10:33,338
You're not on the cover.

531
00:10:31,463 --> 00:10:33,338
Shut up!

532
00:10:35,546 --> 00:10:37,005
What are you two

533
00:10:35,546 --> 00:10:37,005
doing here?

534
00:10:37,005 --> 00:10:39,088
Reaching out to a family member

535
00:10:37,005 --> 00:10:39,088
in distress.

536
00:10:39,088 --> 00:10:40,796
You sounded pretty upset

537
00:10:39,088 --> 00:10:40,796
yesterday.

538
00:10:40,796 --> 00:10:43,005
So, you drove

539
00:10:40,796 --> 00:10:43,005
all the way down here?

540
00:10:43,005 --> 00:10:44,046
That's so sweet.

541
00:10:44,046 --> 00:10:45,213
Hey, we're here for you.

542
00:10:45,213 --> 00:10:46,921
How are you feeling?

543
00:10:45,213 --> 00:10:46,921
What's new?

544
00:10:46,921 --> 00:10:48,588
Where's your friend

545
00:10:46,921 --> 00:10:48,588
Brie's room?

546
00:10:48,588 --> 00:10:49,921
Ugh. Down the hall

547
00:10:48,588 --> 00:10:49,921
to the left.

548
00:10:49,921 --> 00:10:50,963
Just go.

549
00:10:50,963 --> 00:10:52,421
Do you have a steam iron?

550
00:10:52,421 --> 00:10:53,630
Because I would love to give

551
00:10:52,421 --> 00:10:53,630
this blazer a ...

552
00:10:53,630 --> 00:10:55,005
Ugh.

553
00:10:55,005 --> 00:10:57,088
Hi, honey.

554
00:10:55,005 --> 00:10:57,088
Hey.

555
00:10:57,088 --> 00:11:00,130
Sorry I'm so late.

556
00:10:57,088 --> 00:11:00,130
Work was so crazy today.

557
00:11:00,130 --> 00:11:01,546
From the moment

558
00:11:00,130 --> 00:11:01,546
I got there,

559
00:11:01,546 --> 00:11:03,296
it was just one problem

560
00:11:01,546 --> 00:11:03,296
after another.

561
00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:04,588
But all just

562
00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:04,588
closet stuff, right?

563
00:11:04,588 --> 00:11:06,171
Yeah.

564
00:11:04,588 --> 00:11:06,171
Listen.

565
00:11:06,171 --> 00:11:08,463
I want to apologize about

566
00:11:06,171 --> 00:11:08,463
the whole Dylan thing.

567
00:11:08,463 --> 00:11:11,921
Um... I wasn't taking your

568
00:11:08,463 --> 00:11:11,921
feelings into consideration.

569
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,921
I know how uncomfortable

570
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,921
you are

571
00:11:13,921 --> 00:11:16,338
with him sleeping

572
00:11:13,921 --> 00:11:16,338
in Haley's room, so...

573
00:11:16,338 --> 00:11:18,005
I think

574
00:11:16,338 --> 00:11:18,005
we should reconsider.

575
00:11:18,005 --> 00:11:19,338
Really?

576
00:11:19,338 --> 00:11:22,088
Hey. Look at me.

577
00:11:22,088 --> 00:11:24,005
This is as much your house

578
00:11:22,088 --> 00:11:24,005
as it is mine.

579
00:11:24,005 --> 00:11:25,296
I know that.

580
00:11:25,296 --> 00:11:27,671
Let's go kick him out.

581
00:11:29,213 --> 00:11:31,880
Hey, guys.

582
00:11:29,213 --> 00:11:31,880
Can we talk for a second?

583
00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:33,588
What's up?

584
00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:33,588
Actually,

585
00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:33,588
let's sit down.

586
00:11:33,588 --> 00:11:36,213
There's something pretty

587
00:11:33,588 --> 00:11:36,213
important we need to discuss.

588
00:11:36,213 --> 00:11:37,546
Okay, whoa.

589
00:11:37,546 --> 00:11:39,713
This is exactly

590
00:11:37,546 --> 00:11:39,713
how it started out

591
00:11:39,713 --> 00:11:42,546
when I found out my father

592
00:11:39,713 --> 00:11:42,546
wasn't really in space.

593
00:11:44,005 --> 00:11:48,380
Anyway, um, after some

594
00:11:44,005 --> 00:11:48,380
careful consideration...

595
00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:49,880
Mm-hmm.

596
00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:50,921
your mother

597
00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:50,921
has something to say.

598
00:11:50,921 --> 00:11:52,296
Claire, you're up.

599
00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:53,671
That was the moment

600
00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:53,671
I realized

601
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,755
Phil wanted me

602
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,755
to kick Dylan out

603
00:11:55,755 --> 00:11:57,463
so he could be the cool one.

604
00:11:57,463 --> 00:11:59,213
Well, I can be cool, too.

605
00:11:59,213 --> 00:12:01,671
I'm cooler than cool.

606
00:11:59,213 --> 00:12:01,671
I'm frigid.

607
00:12:01,671 --> 00:12:02,963
Mom, what is it?

608
00:12:02,963 --> 00:12:04,338
We were thinking

609
00:12:04,338 --> 00:12:06,713
about having pizza

610
00:12:04,338 --> 00:12:06,713
for dinner.

611
00:12:06,713 --> 00:12:07,755
Whoa!

612
00:12:07,755 --> 00:12:09,130
Mm-hmm.

613
00:12:07,755 --> 00:12:09,130
Claire.

614
00:12:09,130 --> 00:12:10,838
I know we had it a couple

615
00:12:09,130 --> 00:12:10,838
of days ago,

616
00:12:10,838 --> 00:12:12,255
but I'm too tired

617
00:12:10,838 --> 00:12:12,255
to cook. Hmm.

618
00:12:12,255 --> 00:12:13,630
I'm gonna go change

619
00:12:12,255 --> 00:12:13,630
my clothes.

620
00:12:13,630 --> 00:12:17,421
Claire, um... honey.

621
00:12:17,421 --> 00:12:18,630
That was weird.

622
00:12:18,630 --> 00:12:19,838
You know what's weird?

623
00:12:19,838 --> 00:12:21,755
Thinking your dad's

624
00:12:19,838 --> 00:12:21,755
on the moon,

625
00:12:21,755 --> 00:12:23,796
then seeing him

626
00:12:21,755 --> 00:12:23,796
working at the mall.

627
00:12:24,921 --> 00:12:26,255
Claire, what was that?

628
00:12:26,255 --> 00:12:27,796
I thought we were giving

629
00:12:26,255 --> 00:12:27,796
Dylan the boot.

630
00:12:27,796 --> 00:12:30,255
Yeah, but then

631
00:12:27,796 --> 00:12:30,255
I suddenly realized

632
00:12:30,255 --> 00:12:31,671
I'm being so unfair.

633
00:12:31,671 --> 00:12:33,588
You like

634
00:12:31,671 --> 00:12:33,588
having Dylan here.

635
00:12:33,588 --> 00:12:34,838
Yeah, but ...

636
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,213
Honey, look at me.

637
00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:39,046
This is as much

638
00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:39,046
your house as mine.

639
00:12:39,046 --> 00:12:42,046
It is?

640
00:12:39,046 --> 00:12:42,046
Now go order the pizza.

641
00:12:42,046 --> 00:12:44,838
It's getting late and those two

642
00:12:42,046 --> 00:12:44,838
are heading off to bed soon.

643
00:12:48,171 --> 00:12:50,088
Oh, hey, Mitchell,

644
00:12:48,171 --> 00:12:50,088
you're in luck.

645
00:12:50,088 --> 00:12:52,380
There's room for another knife

646
00:12:50,088 --> 00:12:52,380
in my back.

647
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,255
I just came here

648
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,255
to tell you to your face

649
00:12:54,255 --> 00:12:55,588
that you're wrong

650
00:12:54,255 --> 00:12:55,588
about Earl.

651
00:12:55,588 --> 00:12:56,796
He is not that bad a guy.

652
00:12:56,796 --> 00:12:58,505
I've seen him

653
00:12:56,796 --> 00:12:58,505
eat a panda steak.

654
00:12:58,505 --> 00:13:00,380
He is a little rough

655
00:12:58,505 --> 00:13:00,380
around the edges,

656
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,421
but, look, he wants

657
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,421
the rivalry to end.

658
00:13:02,421 --> 00:13:03,588
Never!

659
00:13:03,588 --> 00:13:04,963
You know,

660
00:13:03,588 --> 00:13:04,963
he's not the problem.

661
00:13:04,963 --> 00:13:06,921
You are. You.

662
00:13:06,921 --> 00:13:08,963
So blinded by pettiness.

663
00:13:08,963 --> 00:13:11,088
You can't even see when a man's

664
00:13:08,963 --> 00:13:11,088
extending an Olive branch,

665
00:13:11,088 --> 00:13:13,213
and ... oh, my God.

666
00:13:11,088 --> 00:13:13,213
What?

667
00:13:13,213 --> 00:13:15,713
I just realized there are

668
00:13:13,213 --> 00:13:15,713
two sides to every story,

669
00:13:15,713 --> 00:13:17,380
and who am I

670
00:13:15,713 --> 00:13:17,380
to discount yours?

671
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:20,088
We should go inside

672
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:20,088
and we should ...

673
00:13:24,421 --> 00:13:25,838
You were saying?

674
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:27,421
Nothing. I'm never saying

675
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:27,421
anything ever again.

676
00:13:37,421 --> 00:13:38,505
Gloria?

677
00:13:38,505 --> 00:13:39,546
No.

678
00:13:39,546 --> 00:13:40,880
Gloria.

679
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,296
Yes.

680
00:13:42,296 --> 00:13:45,255
Streamers,

681
00:13:42,296 --> 00:13:45,255
twinkle lights.

682
00:13:45,255 --> 00:13:47,171
"Sexy Manny"?

683
00:13:47,171 --> 00:13:49,671
I hope there's a number

684
00:13:47,171 --> 00:13:49,671
to a good therapist in here.

685
00:13:49,671 --> 00:13:51,046
I don't have time

686
00:13:49,671 --> 00:13:51,046
for this.

687
00:13:53,755 --> 00:13:54,796
What is this?

688
00:13:54,796 --> 00:13:55,921
Well, well, well.

689
00:13:55,921 --> 00:13:57,588
Would you look at that?

690
00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:59,463
I said to leave things alone,

691
00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:59,463
and what do you know?

692
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,838
The cheerleader came through,

693
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,838
so apology accepted.

694
00:14:01,838 --> 00:14:03,255
What are you

695
00:14:01,838 --> 00:14:03,255
talking about?

696
00:14:03,255 --> 00:14:04,963
She did this

697
00:14:03,255 --> 00:14:04,963
because I scared her.

698
00:14:04,963 --> 00:14:06,838
Well, whether we were both right

699
00:14:04,963 --> 00:14:06,838
or just me,

700
00:14:06,838 --> 00:14:09,088
the point is things

701
00:14:06,838 --> 00:14:09,088
worked themselves out,

702
00:14:09,088 --> 00:14:10,963
so I think we can go home.

703
00:14:12,338 --> 00:14:14,421
Carly, hello.

704
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:17,671
Thank you so much for doing such

705
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:17,671
a great job on Manny's locker.

706
00:14:17,671 --> 00:14:18,755
I haven't

707
00:14:17,671 --> 00:14:18,755
decorated it yet.

708
00:14:18,755 --> 00:14:20,421
What?

709
00:14:18,755 --> 00:14:20,421
But then who would ...

710
00:14:20,421 --> 00:14:23,130
well, I guess we'll never

711
00:14:20,421 --> 00:14:23,130
know, so...

712
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,088
Cameron.

713
00:14:25,088 --> 00:14:26,838
Okay, fine, I did it.

714
00:14:26,838 --> 00:14:29,546
What happened with letting

715
00:14:26,838 --> 00:14:29,546
mother nature take its course

716
00:14:29,546 --> 00:14:31,296
like the otters

717
00:14:29,546 --> 00:14:31,296
in your computer?

718
00:14:31,296 --> 00:14:33,755
The little one's dead.

719
00:14:31,296 --> 00:14:33,755
What?

720
00:14:33,755 --> 00:14:35,588
The mother, she did nothing

721
00:14:33,755 --> 00:14:35,588
while an eagle pecked it apart.

722
00:14:35,588 --> 00:14:37,255
Nature is cruel.

723
00:14:35,588 --> 00:14:37,255
Ah.

724
00:14:37,255 --> 00:14:38,755
You decorated

725
00:14:37,255 --> 00:14:38,755
Manny's locker?

726
00:14:38,755 --> 00:14:40,588
I decorated eight of them.

727
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,421
This tradition's on fumes.

728
00:14:43,713 --> 00:14:44,838
All right.

729
00:14:44,838 --> 00:14:46,838
So, this is it, huh?

730
00:14:46,838 --> 00:14:48,546
The rat's nest.

731
00:14:48,546 --> 00:14:52,505
Well, well, well,

732
00:14:48,546 --> 00:14:52,505
aloha, Jack Lord.

733
00:14:52,505 --> 00:14:54,713
I remember you

734
00:14:52,505 --> 00:14:54,713
from my Rolodex.

735
00:14:54,713 --> 00:14:57,713
I'm so embarrassed.

736
00:14:54,713 --> 00:14:57,713
I can't believe I fell for it.

737
00:14:57,713 --> 00:14:59,380
Well, at least

738
00:14:57,713 --> 00:14:59,380
you finally realized

739
00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:01,046
this is not

740
00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:01,046
some silly rivalry.

741
00:15:01,046 --> 00:15:03,588
Now let me get at his cigars

742
00:15:01,046 --> 00:15:03,588
so I can drag my deal across it.

743
00:15:03,588 --> 00:15:04,880
Okay, I have to say,

744
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,546
the Scotch is starting

745
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,546
to wear off

746
00:15:06,546 --> 00:15:08,213
and I'm having second thoughts

747
00:15:06,546 --> 00:15:08,213
about this plan, dad.

748
00:15:08,213 --> 00:15:09,421
What's there

749
00:15:08,213 --> 00:15:09,421
to think about?

750
00:15:09,421 --> 00:15:10,713
You take a picture of me

751
00:15:10,713 --> 00:15:12,005
dragging my deal

752
00:15:10,713 --> 00:15:12,005
across the cigars,

753
00:15:12,005 --> 00:15:13,296
we give him enough time

754
00:15:12,005 --> 00:15:13,296
to smoke them,

755
00:15:13,296 --> 00:15:14,588
and we send the photo

756
00:15:13,296 --> 00:15:14,588
to Earl.

757
00:15:14,588 --> 00:15:16,088
First of all,

758
00:15:14,588 --> 00:15:16,088
Earl will then

759
00:15:16,088 --> 00:15:18,088
have a picture of you

760
00:15:16,088 --> 00:15:18,088
with your pants down,

761
00:15:18,088 --> 00:15:19,671
and I'll have

762
00:15:18,088 --> 00:15:19,671
that same picture

763
00:15:19,671 --> 00:15:21,463
in my brain

764
00:15:19,671 --> 00:15:21,463
for the rest of my life.

765
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,921
Suddenly you're squeamish about

766
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,921
seeing another man's deal?

767
00:15:23,921 --> 00:15:25,713
The man made a fool of you,

768
00:15:23,921 --> 00:15:25,713
Mitchell!

769
00:15:25,713 --> 00:15:26,963
You're right.

770
00:15:25,713 --> 00:15:26,963
I'm overthinking it.

771
00:15:26,963 --> 00:15:28,380
Whip it out.

772
00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:30,296
Keep your deal in your pants,

773
00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:30,296
Pritchett!

774
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:31,838
Okay, does everybody

775
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:31,838
call it a deal?

776
00:15:31,838 --> 00:15:33,463
How have I

777
00:15:31,838 --> 00:15:33,463
never heard of this?

778
00:15:33,463 --> 00:15:35,338
You've gone too far

779
00:15:33,463 --> 00:15:35,338
this time, Earl.

780
00:15:35,338 --> 00:15:36,921
Bringing my family

781
00:15:35,338 --> 00:15:36,921
into this.

782
00:15:36,921 --> 00:15:39,005
Yeah. How could you?

783
00:15:36,921 --> 00:15:39,005
I trusted you.

784
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,880
I defended you

785
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,880
to my father,

786
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,005
and you made me

787
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,005
look like a fool!

788
00:15:43,005 --> 00:15:45,796
And all for what?

789
00:15:43,005 --> 00:15:45,796
Closets.

790
00:15:45,796 --> 00:15:48,130
You mean the place

791
00:15:45,796 --> 00:15:48,130
that people start each day,

792
00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:49,796
choosing an outfit

793
00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:49,796
that gives them

794
00:15:49,796 --> 00:15:51,755
the confidence to achieve

795
00:15:49,796 --> 00:15:51,755
their dreams?

796
00:15:51,755 --> 00:15:54,713
Or that magical space

797
00:15:51,755 --> 00:15:54,713
that turns a bonus room

798
00:15:54,713 --> 00:15:57,380
into a bedroom

799
00:15:54,713 --> 00:15:57,380
and a house into a home?

800
00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:58,880
Thanks to cheap materials,

801
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,296
your closets turn a house

802
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,296
into a fire trap!

803
00:16:01,296 --> 00:16:02,505
We pleaded no contest.

804
00:16:02,505 --> 00:16:04,421
That is not an admission

805
00:16:02,505 --> 00:16:04,421
of guilt.

806
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:05,630
I'm doing it.

807
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:05,630
I'm taking my deal out.

808
00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:08,046
The hell you are!

809
00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:08,046
Get! Get!

810
00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:13,130
I'll crush your skull

811
00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:13,130
like an egg!

812
00:16:14,963 --> 00:16:17,046
And they say by the end

813
00:16:14,963 --> 00:16:17,046
of the semester,

814
00:16:17,046 --> 00:16:19,005
we'll know how

815
00:16:17,046 --> 00:16:19,005
to sequence a genome.

816
00:16:19,005 --> 00:16:21,088
I don't know

817
00:16:19,005 --> 00:16:21,088
about genomes,

818
00:16:21,088 --> 00:16:23,755
but on my father's side

819
00:16:21,088 --> 00:16:23,755
of the family,

820
00:16:23,755 --> 00:16:25,505
we do have a garden gnome.

821
00:16:25,505 --> 00:16:27,421
He uses a mushroom

822
00:16:25,505 --> 00:16:27,421
as an umbrella.

823
00:16:29,838 --> 00:16:31,338
Manny, you're up.

824
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:33,505
Can I just say

825
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:33,505
it's so amazing

826
00:16:33,505 --> 00:16:35,255
spending some time

827
00:16:33,505 --> 00:16:35,255
with you two.

828
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,796
I am so sick

829
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,796
of superficial,

830
00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:40,088
self-absorbed

831
00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:40,088
high-school girls.

832
00:16:40,088 --> 00:16:42,630
Oh, my God,

833
00:16:40,088 --> 00:16:42,630
I hated high-school girls.

834
00:16:42,630 --> 00:16:44,088
The worst

835
00:16:42,630 --> 00:16:44,088
are cheerleaders.

836
00:16:44,088 --> 00:16:46,546
They used to make fun of me

837
00:16:44,088 --> 00:16:46,546
behind my back brace.

838
00:16:46,546 --> 00:16:49,463
Well,

839
00:16:46,546 --> 00:16:49,463
brace yourself for this.

840
00:16:49,463 --> 00:16:51,713
You look hot now.

841
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,255
Manny, you're up.

842
00:16:54,255 --> 00:16:55,796
Forgive my friend.

843
00:16:55,796 --> 00:16:58,005
It's just that you two

844
00:16:55,796 --> 00:16:58,005
are so beautiful,

845
00:16:58,005 --> 00:16:59,296
it's a little intimidating.

846
00:17:01,505 --> 00:17:03,130
Okay.

847
00:17:03,130 --> 00:17:04,880
College isn't going

848
00:17:03,130 --> 00:17:04,880
the way we thought.

849
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:06,921
Neither of us has kissed a guy

850
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:06,921
since we got here.

851
00:17:06,921 --> 00:17:09,255
So...

852
00:17:09,255 --> 00:17:10,130
You mean us?

853
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,755
Yeah.

854
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,755
Now?

855
00:17:11,755 --> 00:17:13,755
In accordance

856
00:17:11,755 --> 00:17:13,755
with campus regulations,

857
00:17:13,755 --> 00:17:14,921
you have our consent.

858
00:17:14,921 --> 00:17:16,296
Yes!

859
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,588
Thank you.

860
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,588
I'll be right back.

861
00:17:21,713 --> 00:17:23,755
Gum, gum, gum.

862
00:17:21,713 --> 00:17:23,755
I need gum.

863
00:17:23,755 --> 00:17:25,296
I don't have any.

864
00:17:30,213 --> 00:17:33,171
Thanks.

865
00:17:33,171 --> 00:17:35,088
I finally got through

866
00:17:33,171 --> 00:17:35,088
to Sanjay.

867
00:17:38,130 --> 00:17:40,880
Um... sounds personal.

868
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,755
I don't want to stick my nose

869
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,755
into your ...

870
00:17:42,755 --> 00:17:44,505
He broke up with me.

871
00:17:45,755 --> 00:17:47,796
He's seeing someone else.

872
00:17:47,796 --> 00:17:52,713
Um, you probably want to be

873
00:17:47,796 --> 00:17:52,713
alone right now.

874
00:17:52,713 --> 00:17:54,296
I am alone.

875
00:17:57,630 --> 00:17:59,546
Hey.

876
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:00,796
Come on.

877
00:18:00,796 --> 00:18:02,796
You'll be okay.

878
00:18:04,505 --> 00:18:06,963
That's, uh...

879
00:18:06,963 --> 00:18:08,838
That's really all I got.

880
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,338
Luke, hurry up.

881
00:18:11,338 --> 00:18:12,588
They're starting to come

882
00:18:11,338 --> 00:18:12,588
to their senses.

883
00:18:12,588 --> 00:18:14,338
Go. It's fine.

884
00:18:19,421 --> 00:18:21,630
I'm gonna stay with Alex.

885
00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:24,296
Is there anything

886
00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:24,296
I can do?

887
00:18:24,296 --> 00:18:25,838
I don't think so.

888
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,338
Okay, pray for me.

889
00:18:30,796 --> 00:18:32,171
Well, there you are.

890
00:18:32,171 --> 00:18:34,713
Didn't quite work out

891
00:18:32,171 --> 00:18:34,713
like we planned,

892
00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:36,963
but I did get that staple

893
00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:36,963
in his head.

894
00:18:36,963 --> 00:18:39,130
You have to understand I did it

895
00:18:36,963 --> 00:18:39,130
for the right reasons.

896
00:18:39,130 --> 00:18:40,796
I was ... I was just looking out

897
00:18:39,130 --> 00:18:40,796
for my family,

898
00:18:40,796 --> 00:18:43,130
but...

899
00:18:40,796 --> 00:18:43,130
you're my family, too.

900
00:18:43,130 --> 00:18:44,755
You know what the best part

901
00:18:43,130 --> 00:18:44,755
of tonight was?

902
00:18:45,671 --> 00:18:47,921
It wasn't just

903
00:18:45,671 --> 00:18:47,921
me against Earl.

904
00:18:47,921 --> 00:18:49,755
It was us against him.

905
00:18:49,755 --> 00:18:50,838
I liked that.

906
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,588
I did too. Yeah.

907
00:18:52,588 --> 00:18:56,463
And I promise I will never side

908
00:18:52,588 --> 00:18:56,463
with anyone else ever again.

909
00:18:56,463 --> 00:18:57,880
Unless, of course,

910
00:18:56,463 --> 00:18:57,880
you're wrong,

911
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,588
'cause I still do have

912
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,588
my principles.

913
00:18:59,588 --> 00:19:00,838
okay.

914
00:19:00,838 --> 00:19:02,130
Just get out of the car.

915
00:19:02,130 --> 00:19:05,588
First I have

916
00:19:02,130 --> 00:19:05,588
to give you this.

917
00:19:05,588 --> 00:19:07,671
It's my old Rolodex!

918
00:19:05,588 --> 00:19:07,671
Yeah.

919
00:19:07,671 --> 00:19:09,088
I stole it

920
00:19:07,671 --> 00:19:09,088
out of his office.

921
00:19:09,088 --> 00:19:10,463
But how? When?

922
00:19:10,463 --> 00:19:12,171
You guys were rolling around

923
00:19:10,463 --> 00:19:12,171
under that desk

924
00:19:12,171 --> 00:19:13,755
for about 10 minutes.

925
00:19:13,755 --> 00:19:15,171
After I grabbed it, I had time

926
00:19:13,755 --> 00:19:15,171
to return some e-mails.

927
00:19:15,171 --> 00:19:17,171
Thank you for this.

928
00:19:17,171 --> 00:19:18,755
It's a huge deal.

929
00:19:18,755 --> 00:19:22,713
That word's kind of tainted

930
00:19:18,755 --> 00:19:22,713
for me now, so...

931
00:19:24,088 --> 00:19:25,546
You guys cold?

932
00:19:24,088 --> 00:19:25,546
I can turn up the heat,

933
00:19:25,546 --> 00:19:27,130
get you out from underneath

934
00:19:25,546 --> 00:19:27,130
that blanket.

935
00:19:27,130 --> 00:19:28,338
We're good, L.A.P.D.

936
00:19:30,005 --> 00:19:33,213
As bad as I wanted Dylan out,

937
00:19:30,005 --> 00:19:33,213
I wasn't gonna flinch.

938
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,838
Phil needed to do it.

939
00:19:34,838 --> 00:19:37,505
He needed to be as tough

940
00:19:34,838 --> 00:19:37,505
as that eagle on the Internet.

941
00:19:37,505 --> 00:19:40,421
Dumb otter never saw it coming.

942
00:19:40,421 --> 00:19:42,463
Oh, stop!

943
00:19:40,421 --> 00:19:42,463
That tickles!

944
00:19:42,463 --> 00:19:43,380
Uh!

945
00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:44,505
You all right, Phil?

946
00:19:44,505 --> 00:19:45,838
Yeah,

947
00:19:44,505 --> 00:19:45,838
just enjoying the movie.

948
00:19:45,838 --> 00:19:47,671
Oh, you are?

949
00:19:45,838 --> 00:19:47,671
It's not even scary.

950
00:19:47,671 --> 00:19:50,380
Like, that is the lamest

951
00:19:47,671 --> 00:19:50,380
sea monster I've ever seen.

952
00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:52,421
That's 'cause

953
00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:52,421
you can see it.

954
00:19:52,421 --> 00:19:55,213
It is way scarier

955
00:19:52,421 --> 00:19:55,213
if you can only imagine

956
00:19:55,213 --> 00:19:57,630
what's going on

957
00:19:55,213 --> 00:19:57,630
beneath the surface.

958
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,880
Aah!

959
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,880
That's it!

960
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,088
I'm done!

961
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,088
Oh!

962
00:20:00,088 --> 00:20:01,421
Haley, Dylan,

963
00:20:01,421 --> 00:20:02,921
this little living arrangement

964
00:20:01,421 --> 00:20:02,921
of yours,

965
00:20:02,921 --> 00:20:05,296
it's not working out

966
00:20:02,921 --> 00:20:05,296
and it's about to change.

967
00:20:05,296 --> 00:20:07,796
Dad, why are you

968
00:20:05,296 --> 00:20:07,796
freaking out?

969
00:20:05,296 --> 00:20:07,796
Because I'm your father

970
00:20:07,796 --> 00:20:09,421
and I can't have the two of you

971
00:20:07,796 --> 00:20:09,421
sleeping together

972
00:20:09,421 --> 00:20:11,963
in the same room

973
00:20:09,421 --> 00:20:11,963
like it's no big deal.

974
00:20:11,963 --> 00:20:14,463
So, from now on, you're gonna

975
00:20:11,963 --> 00:20:14,463
show me the respect I deserve

976
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,921
and sneak around

977
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,921
behind my back.

978
00:20:15,921 --> 00:20:17,130
Do what, now?

979
00:20:17,130 --> 00:20:19,088
I don't understand.

980
00:20:17,130 --> 00:20:19,088
Starting tonight,

981
00:20:19,088 --> 00:20:20,338
you're sleeping

982
00:20:19,088 --> 00:20:20,338
in Alex's room,

983
00:20:20,338 --> 00:20:21,796
and if there's any

984
00:20:20,338 --> 00:20:21,796
monkey business,

985
00:20:21,796 --> 00:20:23,171
better happen

986
00:20:21,796 --> 00:20:23,171
after I'm asleep.

987
00:20:23,171 --> 00:20:24,463
Are you serious?

988
00:20:24,463 --> 00:20:26,255
I'm okay with that.

989
00:20:24,463 --> 00:20:26,255
Me too.

990
00:20:26,255 --> 00:20:27,588
I'm not okay with that.

991
00:20:27,588 --> 00:20:29,380
I'm not okay

992
00:20:27,588 --> 00:20:29,380
with any of that.

993
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:31,963
Haley, you need to start

994
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:31,963
focusing on your job.

995
00:20:31,963 --> 00:20:33,921
Dylan,

996
00:20:31,963 --> 00:20:33,921
you're moving out tomorrow.

997
00:20:33,921 --> 00:20:35,921
End of discussion!

998
00:20:35,921 --> 00:20:38,005
Sorry.

999
00:20:35,921 --> 00:20:38,005
I'm not the cool mom.

1000
00:20:38,005 --> 00:20:40,088
Not the cool mom.

1001
00:20:40,088 --> 00:20:42,880
Hey, guys, I tried.

1002
00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:45,505
Thanks.

1003
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:13,505
What are you doing

1004
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:13,505
in my bed?

1005
00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:15,046
Waiting for your dad

1006
00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:15,046
to fall asleep.

1007
00:21:15,046 --> 00:21:17,171
What is going on in here?

1008
00:21:17,171 --> 00:21:18,838
Alex, why are you home?

1009
00:21:18,838 --> 00:21:21,505
Sanjay broke up with me.

1010
00:21:21,505 --> 00:21:23,296
Aww. Ohh.

1011
00:21:23,296 --> 00:21:24,421
Sweetheart.

1012
00:21:24,421 --> 00:21:25,546
Everything will be fine.

1013
00:21:25,546 --> 00:21:27,546
Just go sleep with Haley.

1014
00:21:33,130 --> 00:21:36,005
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