1 00:00:02,846 --> 00:00:04,721 Okay, who would hate to miss 2 00:00:02,846 --> 00:00:04,721 the chance of a lifetime 3 00:00:04,721 --> 00:00:07,346 by not helping me 4 00:00:04,721 --> 00:00:07,346 build a duck village today? 5 00:00:07,346 --> 00:00:08,721 That was 6 00:00:07,346 --> 00:00:08,721 some tricky wording. 7 00:00:08,721 --> 00:00:09,971 That's how he gets us. 8 00:00:09,971 --> 00:00:12,971 I got it ... 9 00:00:09,971 --> 00:00:12,971 I would not hate to miss 10 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:17,013 the chance of a lifetime 11 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:17,013 by not helping you. 12 00:00:17,013 --> 00:00:18,221 But only 'cause 13 00:00:17,013 --> 00:00:18,221 I have work. 14 00:00:18,221 --> 00:00:20,138 I've got a driving lesson. 15 00:00:20,138 --> 00:00:21,680 Uh, something. 16 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,846 Honey, you found those eggs 17 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,846 weeks ago, 18 00:00:23,846 --> 00:00:25,721 and they still 19 00:00:23,846 --> 00:00:25,721 haven't hatched. 20 00:00:25,721 --> 00:00:28,221 Should you prepare yourself 21 00:00:25,721 --> 00:00:28,221 for the possibility 22 00:00:28,221 --> 00:00:30,138 that they might be... 23 00:00:30,138 --> 00:00:31,013 Alligators? 24 00:00:31,013 --> 00:00:32,721 - Dead. 25 00:00:31,013 --> 00:00:32,721 - What? 26 00:00:32,721 --> 00:00:34,138 Can you believe 27 00:00:32,721 --> 00:00:34,138 your sister? 28 00:00:34,138 --> 00:00:35,888 Yeah, I do. 29 00:00:34,138 --> 00:00:35,888 They're dead. 30 00:00:35,888 --> 00:00:37,430 The only thing that's dead 31 00:00:35,888 --> 00:00:37,430 in this kitchen 32 00:00:37,430 --> 00:00:39,138 is your childlike sense 33 00:00:37,430 --> 00:00:39,138 of wonder. 34 00:00:39,138 --> 00:00:40,846 Morning, Dunphys. 35 00:00:40,846 --> 00:00:42,596 Oh, still no ducks, huh? 36 00:00:42,596 --> 00:00:44,846 Fascinating creatures. 37 00:00:42,596 --> 00:00:44,846 I just read a book about them. 38 00:00:44,846 --> 00:00:45,846 You did? 39 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:47,180 Yes, Mom. 40 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:47,180 Dylan reads. 41 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:48,763 It was my nephew's book. 42 00:00:48,763 --> 00:00:50,138 It was about 43 00:00:48,763 --> 00:00:50,138 a duck and a penguin 44 00:00:50,138 --> 00:00:51,680 who go on vacation 45 00:00:50,138 --> 00:00:51,680 together. 46 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:53,180 You could 47 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:53,180 touch the duck's fuzz. 48 00:00:53,180 --> 00:00:54,888 Bloop-bloop! 49 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,513 That's the sound she makes when 50 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,513 she wants me to fast-forward. 51 00:00:57,513 --> 00:00:58,763 I feel you, money. 52 00:00:58,763 --> 00:01:00,555 Claire does the same thing 53 00:00:58,763 --> 00:01:00,555 to me. 54 00:01:00,555 --> 00:01:02,388 I think it started when I was 55 00:01:00,555 --> 00:01:02,388 inventing that new dental floss. 56 00:01:02,388 --> 00:01:04,055 Bloop-bloop-bloop-bloop! 57 00:01:04,055 --> 00:01:06,180 So, the book said ducklings 58 00:01:04,055 --> 00:01:06,180 imprint on their mom 59 00:01:06,180 --> 00:01:07,846 as soon as they're born. 60 00:01:07,846 --> 00:01:10,263 Their brains are so small, 61 00:01:07,846 --> 00:01:10,263 they just latch on to something 62 00:01:10,263 --> 00:01:12,721 and follow it around 63 00:01:10,263 --> 00:01:12,721 as a way to find food. 64 00:01:12,721 --> 00:01:14,096 Yum. 65 00:01:14,096 --> 00:01:16,596 So, Dylan, I'm building 66 00:01:14,096 --> 00:01:16,596 a duck village later. 67 00:01:16,596 --> 00:01:18,096 - You want to help? 68 00:01:16,596 --> 00:01:18,096 - Whoa, whoa. 69 00:01:18,096 --> 00:01:20,430 That's some tricky wording 70 00:01:18,096 --> 00:01:20,430 on that question. 71 00:01:20,430 --> 00:01:22,096 He'd love to, 72 00:01:20,430 --> 00:01:22,096 but he's still ... 73 00:01:23,263 --> 00:01:25,305 It's time! 74 00:01:23,263 --> 00:01:25,305 Boil some towels! 75 00:01:25,305 --> 00:01:28,471 Every time I have an egg? 76 00:01:25,305 --> 00:01:28,471 Really? 77 00:01:41,221 --> 00:01:42,388 Tucker goes deep! 78 00:01:42,388 --> 00:01:43,721 Watch it. 79 00:01:43,721 --> 00:01:45,221 Cam! 80 00:01:45,221 --> 00:01:46,430 Hut, hut, hut! 81 00:01:45,221 --> 00:01:46,430 Munch, you open? 82 00:01:46,430 --> 00:01:47,596 Oh, he's open! 83 00:01:47,596 --> 00:01:49,638 Right there! There it is! 84 00:01:47,596 --> 00:01:49,638 Boom! 85 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:53,096 We have been renting 86 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:53,096 the upstairs unit 87 00:01:53,096 --> 00:01:55,346 to some frat boys 88 00:01:53,096 --> 00:01:55,346 from Cam's old college. 89 00:01:55,346 --> 00:01:56,846 They're here for some big game 90 00:01:56,846 --> 00:01:59,096 and to try and get on 91 00:01:56,846 --> 00:01:59,096 "The Price Is Right." 92 00:01:59,096 --> 00:02:00,638 Unfortunately for me, 93 00:02:00,638 --> 00:02:03,721 it has brought out 94 00:02:00,638 --> 00:02:03,721 Cam's "bromosexual" side. 95 00:02:03,721 --> 00:02:05,388 - Epic throw, bro. 96 00:02:03,721 --> 00:02:05,388 - Yeah! 97 00:02:05,388 --> 00:02:07,221 Actually, 98 00:02:05,388 --> 00:02:07,221 that is a cashmere throw, 99 00:02:07,221 --> 00:02:08,721 which now 100 00:02:07,221 --> 00:02:08,721 has a footprint on it. 101 00:02:08,721 --> 00:02:10,513 Dudes, beer pong! 102 00:02:10,513 --> 00:02:11,721 Pong, pong, pong! 103 00:02:11,721 --> 00:02:12,971 Beers are in the fridge, 104 00:02:11,721 --> 00:02:12,971 bros. 105 00:02:12,971 --> 00:02:14,846 Fridge, fridge, 106 00:02:12,971 --> 00:02:14,846 fridge, fridge! 107 00:02:14,846 --> 00:02:15,971 - No, hang on, bro. 108 00:02:14,846 --> 00:02:15,971 What's up, sweetie? 109 00:02:15,971 --> 00:02:17,555 Oh, look who's back. 110 00:02:17,555 --> 00:02:19,971 Um, so I see that you invited 111 00:02:17,555 --> 00:02:19,971 your friends again today. 112 00:02:19,971 --> 00:02:22,221 Yeah, aren't they fun? 113 00:02:19,971 --> 00:02:22,221 And how cute is Jace? 114 00:02:22,221 --> 00:02:23,596 We held hands earlier. 115 00:02:23,596 --> 00:02:24,930 We were arm wrestling, 116 00:02:23,596 --> 00:02:24,930 but it still counts. 117 00:02:24,930 --> 00:02:26,055 - Uh-huh. 118 00:02:24,930 --> 00:02:26,055 - We found the fridge! 119 00:02:26,055 --> 00:02:27,596 Yo, you did! 120 00:02:27,596 --> 00:02:29,180 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 121 00:02:29,180 --> 00:02:30,430 That's Jace. 122 00:02:30,430 --> 00:02:32,305 How many S's in "Jace"? 123 00:02:30,430 --> 00:02:32,305 I heard 12. 124 00:02:32,305 --> 00:02:34,555 I'm just trying to make 125 00:02:32,305 --> 00:02:34,555 our guests feel comfortable. 126 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:36,055 All right, 127 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:36,055 let's do this! 128 00:02:36,055 --> 00:02:38,180 Why is Daddy 129 00:02:36,055 --> 00:02:38,180 talking like that? 130 00:02:38,180 --> 00:02:40,096 She crazy. 131 00:02:47,180 --> 00:02:49,221 - Ay, what is it? 132 00:02:49,221 --> 00:02:50,846 You can always tell 133 00:02:49,221 --> 00:02:50,846 when something's wrong. 134 00:02:50,846 --> 00:02:52,388 What is her name? 135 00:02:52,388 --> 00:02:54,971 Chelsea, the prettiest barista 136 00:02:52,388 --> 00:02:54,971 who's ever served me 137 00:02:54,971 --> 00:02:56,846 a double-shot half-caff 138 00:02:54,971 --> 00:02:56,846 caramel macchiato 139 00:02:56,846 --> 00:02:58,180 with a dusting 140 00:02:56,846 --> 00:02:58,180 of cinnamon. 141 00:02:58,180 --> 00:02:59,680 I want to talk to her, 142 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:03,055 but whenever I do, 143 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:03,055 all I can say is, "Mmmm." 144 00:03:03,055 --> 00:03:06,471 Maybe you used up all your words 145 00:03:03,055 --> 00:03:06,471 ordering that coffee. 146 00:03:06,471 --> 00:03:08,221 Why are you so scared? 147 00:03:08,221 --> 00:03:11,638 Any woman would be so lucky to 148 00:03:08,221 --> 00:03:11,638 look into those beautiful eyes 149 00:03:11,638 --> 00:03:14,055 and listen to 150 00:03:11,638 --> 00:03:14,055 that sweet voice. 151 00:03:14,055 --> 00:03:16,138 - She's so ... 152 00:03:14,055 --> 00:03:16,138 - Shh! My show is on! 153 00:03:19,138 --> 00:03:21,638 Ay, que linda... 154 00:03:21,638 --> 00:03:23,888 Mariela Morales 155 00:03:21,638 --> 00:03:23,888 is my favorite actress, 156 00:03:23,888 --> 00:03:25,763 and she's staying 157 00:03:23,888 --> 00:03:25,763 in a hotel in town 158 00:03:25,763 --> 00:03:28,221 under the fake name 159 00:03:25,763 --> 00:03:28,221 Carmelita Contreras. 160 00:03:28,221 --> 00:03:30,596 I am going to wait for her 161 00:03:28,221 --> 00:03:30,596 at the lobby, 162 00:03:30,596 --> 00:03:32,096 and I know 163 00:03:30,596 --> 00:03:32,096 I sound like a stalker, 164 00:03:32,096 --> 00:03:33,763 but ... 165 00:03:32,096 --> 00:03:33,763 But this is very different, 166 00:03:33,763 --> 00:03:36,596 because when we meet, 167 00:03:33,763 --> 00:03:36,596 we're going to be best friends. 168 00:03:36,596 --> 00:03:39,221 I can already smell her hair. 169 00:03:39,221 --> 00:03:40,930 Okay, commercials. 170 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:42,846 So, this is 171 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:42,846 what you're going to do. 172 00:03:42,846 --> 00:03:45,221 First you're gonna take me 173 00:03:42,846 --> 00:03:45,221 to the hotel to meet Mariela. 174 00:03:45,221 --> 00:03:47,180 I'm gonna invite her over 175 00:03:45,221 --> 00:03:47,180 for dinner tonight. 176 00:03:47,180 --> 00:03:49,888 She has a charity event at 5:00, 177 00:03:47,180 --> 00:03:49,888 but they're not serving food. 178 00:03:49,888 --> 00:03:51,805 - Stalker. 179 00:03:49,888 --> 00:03:51,805 - While I'm with Mariela, 180 00:03:51,805 --> 00:03:53,596 you're gonna 181 00:03:51,805 --> 00:03:53,596 go back to your coffee girl 182 00:03:53,596 --> 00:03:56,346 and you're gonna give her 183 00:03:53,596 --> 00:03:56,346 the chance to get to know you. 184 00:03:56,346 --> 00:03:57,721 - You really think I ... 185 00:03:56,346 --> 00:03:57,721 - Shh! 186 00:03:57,721 --> 00:03:59,221 Commercial is over. 187 00:03:59,221 --> 00:04:01,263 - This show again? 188 00:03:59,221 --> 00:04:01,263 - Yes. 189 00:04:01,263 --> 00:04:04,138 I don't know what it is. 190 00:04:01,263 --> 00:04:04,138 I love this character so much. 191 00:04:04,138 --> 00:04:06,180 iTengo sed! 192 00:04:06,180 --> 00:04:07,180 Who's the old crank? 193 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,971 Her husband, of course. 194 00:04:08,971 --> 00:04:11,263 ? Por qué 195 00:04:08,971 --> 00:04:11,263 nadie me quiere? 196 00:04:11,263 --> 00:04:12,971 Who's the disaster 197 00:04:11,263 --> 00:04:12,971 with the scarf? 198 00:04:12,971 --> 00:04:14,138 Her son, Pepito. 199 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:17,055 You at least 200 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:17,055 look like your guy. 201 00:04:17,055 --> 00:04:19,055 - My guy ... 202 00:04:17,055 --> 00:04:19,055 - Can it, Pepito. 203 00:04:20,471 --> 00:04:21,721 - Hey, honey. 204 00:04:20,471 --> 00:04:21,721 - Hmm? 205 00:04:21,721 --> 00:04:23,055 Can you read that? 206 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:24,638 - "Quack Nicholson." 207 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:24,638 - Oh, good. 208 00:04:24,638 --> 00:04:26,138 If I spent the whole morning 209 00:04:24,638 --> 00:04:26,138 painting these 210 00:04:26,138 --> 00:04:27,721 tiny duck mailboxes 211 00:04:26,138 --> 00:04:27,721 and no one could read them, 212 00:04:27,721 --> 00:04:29,346 I'd feel 213 00:04:27,721 --> 00:04:29,346 pretty ridiculous. 214 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:32,513 Phil, duck feed! 215 00:04:32,513 --> 00:04:34,180 Hey, 216 00:04:32,513 --> 00:04:34,180 that's almost my name. 217 00:04:34,180 --> 00:04:35,638 Or "I'm sorry"? 218 00:04:35,638 --> 00:04:37,096 You're right. I'm sorry. 219 00:04:35,638 --> 00:04:37,096 I'll, uh ... 220 00:04:37,096 --> 00:04:38,471 I'll sweep that up 221 00:04:37,096 --> 00:04:38,471 in a minute. 222 00:04:38,471 --> 00:04:39,721 Just come over here 223 00:04:38,471 --> 00:04:39,721 and help dust me off. 224 00:04:39,721 --> 00:04:41,180 I've got 225 00:04:39,721 --> 00:04:41,180 an important meeting, 226 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:43,638 and I can't go into the office 227 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:43,638 covered in flaxseed. 228 00:04:43,638 --> 00:04:45,305 It's actually 229 00:04:43,638 --> 00:04:45,305 a proprietary blend 230 00:04:45,305 --> 00:04:47,513 of oats, grub worms, 231 00:04:45,305 --> 00:04:47,513 and cricket parts. 232 00:04:47,513 --> 00:04:49,305 - And we're dusting. 233 00:04:47,513 --> 00:04:49,305 - Yeah, sorry. 234 00:04:49,305 --> 00:04:51,180 Yeah. 235 00:04:49,305 --> 00:04:51,180 You're not nervous about 236 00:04:49,305 --> 00:04:51,180 the meeting today, are you? 237 00:04:51,180 --> 00:04:52,721 Yeah, I am. 238 00:04:52,721 --> 00:04:54,263 This is the first time 239 00:04:52,721 --> 00:04:54,263 I'm pitching closet-design ideas 240 00:04:54,263 --> 00:04:56,930 to my dad and his 241 00:04:54,263 --> 00:04:56,930 pretentious creative team. 242 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,180 You mean the young guys 243 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,180 with the walking sticks 244 00:04:58,180 --> 00:04:59,805 - at the Christmas party? 245 00:04:58,180 --> 00:04:59,805 - Yes. 246 00:04:59,805 --> 00:05:02,763 They don't think anybody in 247 00:04:59,805 --> 00:05:02,763 corporate can do what they do, 248 00:05:02,763 --> 00:05:04,888 but my ideas are good. 249 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:06,305 Or they suck. 250 00:05:06,305 --> 00:05:07,805 I've got it! 251 00:05:07,805 --> 00:05:10,305 I'm sure your ideas are great. 252 00:05:07,805 --> 00:05:10,305 Stop doubting. 253 00:05:10,305 --> 00:05:12,305 The more you believe in 254 00:05:10,305 --> 00:05:12,305 yourself, the more they will. 255 00:05:12,305 --> 00:05:14,263 Thank you. 256 00:05:14,263 --> 00:05:15,305 - Hey, nerds. 257 00:05:14,263 --> 00:05:15,305 - Ha! 258 00:05:15,305 --> 00:05:16,388 - Hi. 259 00:05:15,305 --> 00:05:16,388 - Hi. 260 00:05:16,388 --> 00:05:17,721 - Ignore this. 261 00:05:16,388 --> 00:05:17,721 - Oh, yeah. 262 00:05:17,721 --> 00:05:19,180 So, what's this 263 00:05:17,721 --> 00:05:19,180 super-fun project 264 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:20,430 you want me 265 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:20,430 to help you with? 266 00:05:20,430 --> 00:05:22,221 We are building 267 00:05:20,430 --> 00:05:22,221 a duck village. 268 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:24,305 - Oh. 269 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:24,305 - Um, hey, Mom, 270 00:05:24,305 --> 00:05:26,346 my driving instructor 271 00:05:24,305 --> 00:05:26,346 just canceled on me. 272 00:05:26,346 --> 00:05:28,638 Oh, shoot, fine. 273 00:05:26,346 --> 00:05:28,638 Fine, I'll take you. 274 00:05:28,638 --> 00:05:30,388 Oh, shoot, fine. 275 00:05:28,638 --> 00:05:30,388 I'll sit in the back. 276 00:05:30,388 --> 00:05:32,013 No, no, no. You're gonna 277 00:05:30,388 --> 00:05:32,013 stay here and help Phil. 278 00:05:32,013 --> 00:05:33,805 Let's go 279 00:05:32,013 --> 00:05:33,805 meet your cousins. 280 00:05:33,805 --> 00:05:35,138 Well, thanks, 281 00:05:33,805 --> 00:05:35,138 Uncle Mitch. 282 00:05:35,138 --> 00:05:37,013 Yeah. 283 00:05:37,013 --> 00:05:39,471 You know Luke has failed that 284 00:05:37,013 --> 00:05:39,471 driver's test twice now, right? 285 00:05:39,471 --> 00:05:42,805 My options today are frat house, 286 00:05:39,471 --> 00:05:42,805 duck village, or car crash. 287 00:05:42,805 --> 00:05:44,471 I'm feeling very comfortable 288 00:05:42,805 --> 00:05:44,471 with my decision. 289 00:05:44,471 --> 00:05:45,805 - Okay. 290 00:05:44,471 --> 00:05:45,805 - Yeah. 291 00:05:45,805 --> 00:05:47,180 What are you doing 292 00:05:45,805 --> 00:05:47,180 with those lights? 293 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,555 I'm trying to get some heat 294 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,555 on these eggs. 295 00:05:48,555 --> 00:05:49,971 Due to a grocery mishap, 296 00:05:49,971 --> 00:05:51,930 they spent about seven minutes 297 00:05:49,971 --> 00:05:51,930 in the fridge. 298 00:05:51,930 --> 00:05:53,721 So, uh, eggs he found 299 00:05:51,930 --> 00:05:53,721 a month ago, 300 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:56,055 building a whole village 301 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:56,055 for them now... 302 00:05:56,055 --> 00:05:57,888 How's everything at home? 303 00:05:56,055 --> 00:05:57,888 Okay? 304 00:05:57,888 --> 00:06:02,971 There is some debate as to 305 00:05:57,888 --> 00:06:02,971 the alive-ness of the ducklings. 306 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:04,305 But I have to say, 307 00:06:04,305 --> 00:06:06,930 living with that kind of 308 00:06:04,305 --> 00:06:06,930 belief and optimism, 309 00:06:06,930 --> 00:06:08,430 it just rubs off on you. 310 00:06:08,430 --> 00:06:10,388 I am just gonna... 311 00:06:10,388 --> 00:06:13,221 This should 312 00:06:10,388 --> 00:06:13,221 keep my eggs warm. 313 00:06:20,388 --> 00:06:22,263 You're so quiet. 314 00:06:20,388 --> 00:06:22,263 What am I doing wrong? 315 00:06:20,388 --> 00:06:22,263 Nothing. 316 00:06:22,263 --> 00:06:24,013 Silence makes me nervous. 317 00:06:24,013 --> 00:06:25,055 Talk about something. 318 00:06:25,055 --> 00:06:26,055 Tell me about your day. 319 00:06:26,055 --> 00:06:27,180 Uh, okay. 320 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:29,180 Well, 321 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:29,180 this morning, uh, I woke up 322 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,055 and almost got my nose broken 323 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,055 by a football. 324 00:06:31,055 --> 00:06:33,180 We have some frat guys 325 00:06:31,055 --> 00:06:33,180 staying upstairs, 326 00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:35,388 and Cam hangs out with them 327 00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:35,388 a lot. 328 00:06:35,388 --> 00:06:37,430 And you're not 329 00:06:35,388 --> 00:06:37,430 okay with that? 330 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:39,263 I don't know. 331 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:39,263 I-I guess. 332 00:06:39,263 --> 00:06:40,721 Who cares? 333 00:06:40,721 --> 00:06:42,471 Come on, let me in. 334 00:06:42,471 --> 00:06:43,805 Okay, 335 00:06:42,471 --> 00:06:43,805 if I'm being honest, 336 00:06:43,805 --> 00:06:46,013 I find Cam's behavior 337 00:06:43,805 --> 00:06:46,013 a little embarrassing, 338 00:06:46,013 --> 00:06:48,013 you know, with all of his 339 00:06:46,013 --> 00:06:48,013 "yos" and "bros." 340 00:06:48,013 --> 00:06:49,138 I mean, calm down. 341 00:06:49,138 --> 00:06:50,430 You're a middle-aged gay man 342 00:06:50,430 --> 00:06:52,305 who punctuates sentences 343 00:06:50,430 --> 00:06:52,305 with your hip. 344 00:06:52,305 --> 00:06:54,430 Finally. 345 00:06:54,430 --> 00:06:57,888 I know. It feels good 346 00:06:54,430 --> 00:06:57,888 to admit it, you know? 347 00:07:00,555 --> 00:07:01,888 Go on. 348 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:03,096 You know what else 349 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:03,096 is really irritating? 350 00:07:03,096 --> 00:07:06,096 How needy he is with them. 351 00:07:07,721 --> 00:07:09,013 Let me in. 352 00:07:09,013 --> 00:07:10,596 What up, bro? 353 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:12,638 Do you seriously not know 354 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:12,638 how loud you're being? 355 00:07:12,638 --> 00:07:15,471 The neighbors 356 00:07:12,638 --> 00:07:15,471 are complaining. 357 00:07:15,471 --> 00:07:19,680 I give you guys respect, 358 00:07:15,471 --> 00:07:19,680 and you give me nothing. 359 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:21,596 I mean, we ... we ... 360 00:07:21,596 --> 00:07:23,388 Got you! 361 00:07:23,388 --> 00:07:24,680 What? 362 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:25,971 You should have 363 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:25,971 seen your faces. 364 00:07:25,971 --> 00:07:27,305 You were like, "What? 365 00:07:27,305 --> 00:07:28,888 W-We ... We really 366 00:07:27,305 --> 00:07:28,888 are j-just so sorry!" 367 00:07:28,888 --> 00:07:31,055 - This guy, man, this guy. 368 00:07:28,888 --> 00:07:31,055 - That was a good one, bro. 369 00:07:31,055 --> 00:07:32,305 You got to 370 00:07:31,055 --> 00:07:32,305 do shots with us. 371 00:07:32,305 --> 00:07:33,888 - Okay. 372 00:07:32,305 --> 00:07:33,888 - Munch, get the Jaeger. 373 00:07:33,888 --> 00:07:35,971 Yeah, should we serve 374 00:07:33,888 --> 00:07:35,971 the potion in cups of Dixie? 375 00:07:35,971 --> 00:07:37,305 - Or the ... 376 00:07:35,971 --> 00:07:37,305 - Just get it, dude. 377 00:07:37,305 --> 00:07:38,471 Yeah. 378 00:07:38,471 --> 00:07:40,346 I just had 379 00:07:38,471 --> 00:07:40,346 the sickest idea. 380 00:07:40,346 --> 00:07:42,971 Caminal 381 00:07:40,346 --> 00:07:42,971 should join our mission. 382 00:07:42,971 --> 00:07:45,013 Who's Caminal? 383 00:07:42,971 --> 00:07:45,013 Am I ... Am I Caminal? 384 00:07:45,013 --> 00:07:46,513 You want ... You want me 385 00:07:45,013 --> 00:07:46,513 to go on a mission? 386 00:07:46,513 --> 00:07:48,721 Of course! 387 00:07:46,513 --> 00:07:48,721 You're auto-bid, dog. 388 00:07:48,721 --> 00:07:49,805 Okay, 389 00:07:48,721 --> 00:07:49,805 what is this mission? 390 00:07:49,805 --> 00:07:51,055 This first. 391 00:07:51,055 --> 00:07:53,763 Presenting 392 00:07:51,055 --> 00:07:53,763 Lord and Lady Jaeger. 393 00:07:53,763 --> 00:07:55,263 Does this smell the way 394 00:07:53,763 --> 00:07:55,263 it's supposed to smell, or... 395 00:07:55,263 --> 00:07:56,805 We were low, 396 00:07:55,263 --> 00:07:56,805 and I had to mix. 397 00:07:56,805 --> 00:07:59,763 Presenting Lord and Lady 398 00:07:56,805 --> 00:07:59,763 Jaeger-Cuervo-weiser. 399 00:07:59,763 --> 00:08:01,513 Cam! Cam! Cam! 400 00:08:01,513 --> 00:08:02,680 Oh, yeah. 401 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:03,888 Whoo! 402 00:08:03,888 --> 00:08:05,180 Oh! 403 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:06,888 Ew, ew. 404 00:08:06,888 --> 00:08:08,721 Yeah. 405 00:08:10,263 --> 00:08:12,263 So, 406 00:08:10,263 --> 00:08:12,263 that's just the rough idea. 407 00:08:12,263 --> 00:08:13,721 If you want to see 408 00:08:12,263 --> 00:08:13,721 more sketches, 409 00:08:13,721 --> 00:08:16,138 just check out 410 00:08:13,721 --> 00:08:16,138 my ClosetCloud account. 411 00:08:16,138 --> 00:08:19,096 Um, look, I know I'm just a suit 412 00:08:16,138 --> 00:08:19,096 in this company, 413 00:08:19,096 --> 00:08:21,388 but I've got to say, 414 00:08:19,096 --> 00:08:21,388 I'm a little underwhelmed. 415 00:08:21,388 --> 00:08:23,680 I love it. 416 00:08:21,388 --> 00:08:23,680 By the reaction 417 00:08:21,388 --> 00:08:23,680 from the rest of you suits. 418 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:25,471 Come on, we're a family. 419 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:25,471 Right? 420 00:08:25,471 --> 00:08:28,346 So, honey, are we all set 421 00:08:25,471 --> 00:08:28,346 for our pitch with George Ross 422 00:08:28,346 --> 00:08:30,013 - this afternoon? 423 00:08:28,346 --> 00:08:30,013 - Yes, sir. 424 00:08:30,013 --> 00:08:31,013 What did I tell you 425 00:08:30,013 --> 00:08:31,013 about "honey" at the office? 426 00:08:31,013 --> 00:08:32,263 Sorry. 427 00:08:32,263 --> 00:08:33,471 Okay, so, 428 00:08:32,263 --> 00:08:33,471 if there's nothing else ... 429 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:35,138 Actually, um, 430 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:35,138 if ... If you don't mind, 431 00:08:35,138 --> 00:08:37,388 I'd like to show you 432 00:08:35,138 --> 00:08:37,388 some designs of my own. 433 00:08:37,388 --> 00:08:40,430 So, corporate is pitching 434 00:08:37,388 --> 00:08:40,430 creative ideas now? 435 00:08:40,430 --> 00:08:43,805 I know I don't look like I just 436 00:08:40,430 --> 00:08:43,805 rode to work on my skateboard. 437 00:08:43,805 --> 00:08:45,305 Snap. Look at you. 438 00:08:45,305 --> 00:08:48,596 But for people who are paid to 439 00:08:45,305 --> 00:08:48,596 think outside the box, 440 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:51,555 you people 441 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:51,555 are pretty inside the box 442 00:08:51,555 --> 00:08:56,430 when it comes to the box 443 00:08:51,555 --> 00:08:56,430 we call the mighty closet. 444 00:08:56,430 --> 00:08:59,013 - Lights. 445 00:08:56,430 --> 00:08:59,013 - So I guess we're doing this. 446 00:08:59,013 --> 00:09:01,971 I like to call this model 447 00:08:59,013 --> 00:09:01,971 The Ambassador. 448 00:09:01,971 --> 00:09:04,513 After the success 449 00:09:01,971 --> 00:09:04,513 of our Royal Renaissance series, 450 00:09:04,513 --> 00:09:08,180 I thought, "Why not brushed 451 00:09:04,513 --> 00:09:08,180 brass for the valet rods?" 452 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:09,513 Been done. 453 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:09,513 Lights. 454 00:09:09,513 --> 00:09:10,930 What? I'm ... 455 00:09:09,513 --> 00:09:10,930 I'm sorry. 456 00:09:10,930 --> 00:09:13,221 We tried it five years ago. 457 00:09:10,930 --> 00:09:13,221 It didn't work. 458 00:09:13,221 --> 00:09:15,055 Silk shirts 459 00:09:13,221 --> 00:09:15,055 slip off the brass. 460 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,221 Oh. Okay. 461 00:09:16,221 --> 00:09:18,346 Well, 462 00:09:16,221 --> 00:09:18,346 I'm just getting started. 463 00:09:18,346 --> 00:09:20,346 Lights. 464 00:09:20,346 --> 00:09:23,721 This model features 465 00:09:20,346 --> 00:09:23,721 a hidden tilt-out hamper. 466 00:09:23,721 --> 00:09:25,930 - That's a terrific idea. 467 00:09:23,721 --> 00:09:25,930 - I'm glad you think so. 468 00:09:25,930 --> 00:09:27,596 is what Ken Sutton's boss 469 00:09:25,930 --> 00:09:27,596 told him 470 00:09:27,596 --> 00:09:29,513 when he pitched it 471 00:09:27,596 --> 00:09:29,513 in 1992. 472 00:09:29,513 --> 00:09:30,888 Lights. 473 00:09:30,888 --> 00:09:32,096 You've got to 474 00:09:30,888 --> 00:09:32,096 know your history. 475 00:09:32,096 --> 00:09:33,096 - Mm-hmm. 476 00:09:32,096 --> 00:09:33,096 - Honestly. 477 00:09:33,096 --> 00:09:34,430 Mm-hmm. 478 00:09:33,096 --> 00:09:34,430 So, it's ... 479 00:09:34,430 --> 00:09:36,430 It's originality 480 00:09:34,430 --> 00:09:36,430 you're looking for. 481 00:09:37,763 --> 00:09:39,096 You're not seriously 482 00:09:37,763 --> 00:09:39,096 coming in here, 483 00:09:39,096 --> 00:09:40,471 pitching me 484 00:09:39,096 --> 00:09:40,471 the Tennessee Slider. 485 00:09:40,471 --> 00:09:41,471 - Wow. 486 00:09:40,471 --> 00:09:41,471 - Wow. 487 00:09:41,471 --> 00:09:42,555 Wow. 488 00:09:42,555 --> 00:09:43,596 Is that 489 00:09:42,555 --> 00:09:43,596 the best you've got? 490 00:09:43,596 --> 00:09:46,138 Uh... 491 00:09:46,138 --> 00:09:47,138 Okay, 492 00:09:46,138 --> 00:09:47,138 I think we're done here. 493 00:09:47,138 --> 00:09:48,971 Yeah. 494 00:09:50,930 --> 00:09:51,930 Hey, Mom. 495 00:09:51,930 --> 00:09:53,430 Oh, hi, Manny. 496 00:09:53,430 --> 00:09:55,471 How did it go 497 00:09:53,430 --> 00:09:55,471 with your coffee girl? 498 00:09:55,471 --> 00:09:56,930 Really great, actually. 499 00:09:55,471 --> 00:09:56,930 Yeah, I ... 500 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,846 - You're lying. 501 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,846 - How could you tell? 502 00:09:58,846 --> 00:10:00,763 I couldn't. 503 00:09:58,846 --> 00:10:00,763 You just confessed. 504 00:10:00,763 --> 00:10:02,680 I got up to the counter 505 00:10:00,763 --> 00:10:02,680 and panicked. 506 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:06,263 I bought two Christmas CDs, a 507 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:06,263 muffin I didn't need, then left. 508 00:10:06,263 --> 00:10:08,055 Ay, Manny, 509 00:10:06,263 --> 00:10:08,055 please just talk to her. 510 00:10:08,055 --> 00:10:10,305 She's like everybody else. 511 00:10:08,055 --> 00:10:10,305 What's wrong with you? 512 00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:12,180 Mom, I'm not you. 513 00:10:12,180 --> 00:10:14,805 When I walk into a room, 514 00:10:12,180 --> 00:10:14,805 everyone's head doesn't turn. 515 00:10:14,805 --> 00:10:17,513 People don't laugh extra hard 516 00:10:14,805 --> 00:10:17,513 at my jokes. 517 00:10:17,513 --> 00:10:20,096 The world is different 518 00:10:17,513 --> 00:10:20,096 for people like you. 519 00:10:20,096 --> 00:10:22,388 - Ay, Manny, but you ... 520 00:10:20,096 --> 00:10:22,388 - I don't ... Really don't want to 521 00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:23,971 talk about it anymore. 522 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,763 You better hurry. 523 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,763 You're gonna miss your chance. 524 00:10:25,763 --> 00:10:27,138 Okay, stay right here. 525 00:10:27,138 --> 00:10:28,221 I'll be right back. 526 00:10:28,221 --> 00:10:30,513 Mariela! 527 00:10:28,221 --> 00:10:30,513 Mariela Morales! 528 00:10:30,513 --> 00:10:31,471 Sí? 529 00:10:31,471 --> 00:10:32,721 iHola! 530 00:10:36,180 --> 00:10:38,763 Ma-Mariel... 531 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,263 Ay, what's wrong with me? 532 00:10:40,263 --> 00:10:42,013 M-Mariel... 533 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:49,805 Somebody order 534 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:49,805 six large pizzas? 535 00:10:49,805 --> 00:10:53,930 Hey, uh, 536 00:10:49,805 --> 00:10:53,930 somebody pay the pizza guy. 537 00:10:53,930 --> 00:10:55,180 Can I help you? 538 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:56,805 Uh, yeah. 539 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:56,805 We're here for the party. 540 00:10:56,805 --> 00:10:57,971 We should be 541 00:10:56,805 --> 00:10:57,971 on the list. 542 00:10:57,971 --> 00:10:59,346 Oh. Aw, yeah, my bad. 543 00:10:59,346 --> 00:11:00,721 Yeah, see, for a second, 544 00:10:59,346 --> 00:11:00,721 I thought you guys 545 00:11:00,721 --> 00:11:02,763 were just a couple 546 00:11:00,721 --> 00:11:02,763 Illinois douches 547 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:03,888 who thought that 548 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:03,888 I'd be dumb enough 549 00:11:03,888 --> 00:11:04,888 just to let you 550 00:11:03,888 --> 00:11:04,888 walk in ... 551 00:11:05,971 --> 00:11:07,096 What the hell? 552 00:11:07,096 --> 00:11:08,721 Go! 553 00:11:08,721 --> 00:11:10,888 Go, go! 554 00:11:10,888 --> 00:11:13,138 Meet at the rendezvous! 555 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:17,013 So, 556 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:17,013 this is the post office, 557 00:11:17,013 --> 00:11:19,138 'cause where else are they 558 00:11:17,013 --> 00:11:19,138 gonna get their "bills"? 559 00:11:19,138 --> 00:11:22,346 Of course, you got to 560 00:11:19,138 --> 00:11:22,346 waddle past this guy 561 00:11:22,346 --> 00:11:23,971 to get to 562 00:11:22,346 --> 00:11:23,971 the nail salon. 563 00:11:23,971 --> 00:11:25,596 And word on the street is 564 00:11:25,596 --> 00:11:28,971 they're putting in 565 00:11:25,596 --> 00:11:28,971 a CrossFit next door. 566 00:11:28,971 --> 00:11:31,388 Why are 567 00:11:28,971 --> 00:11:31,388 these two eggs sticky? 568 00:11:31,388 --> 00:11:33,471 Uh, because the neighbor's dog 569 00:11:31,388 --> 00:11:33,471 is a real slobberer, 570 00:11:33,471 --> 00:11:35,138 but lucky, 571 00:11:33,471 --> 00:11:35,138 he's not very fast. 572 00:11:35,138 --> 00:11:37,930 My teacher says that there's 573 00:11:35,138 --> 00:11:37,930 no such thing as weird, 574 00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:39,263 just different. 575 00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:41,263 Aw, that's a lovely 576 00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:41,263 random thought. 577 00:11:41,263 --> 00:11:42,930 I drew up plans 578 00:11:41,263 --> 00:11:42,930 for a Duckingham Palace, 579 00:11:42,930 --> 00:11:44,263 but I can't find them, 580 00:11:44,263 --> 00:11:46,471 so I guess we'll 581 00:11:44,263 --> 00:11:46,471 just have to "wing" it. 582 00:11:46,471 --> 00:11:48,596 What the heck is that? 583 00:11:48,596 --> 00:11:51,596 Oh, it's a duck call 584 00:11:48,596 --> 00:11:51,596 to make the ducklings feel safe. 585 00:11:51,596 --> 00:11:53,221 Should there be 586 00:11:51,596 --> 00:11:53,221 another adult present? 587 00:11:53,221 --> 00:11:54,471 No. 588 00:11:54,471 --> 00:11:55,555 But there should be 589 00:11:54,471 --> 00:11:55,555 a kid present. 590 00:11:55,555 --> 00:11:57,555 That kid is you. 591 00:11:57,555 --> 00:11:58,930 You've got your whole life 592 00:11:57,555 --> 00:11:58,930 to roll your eyes. 593 00:11:58,930 --> 00:12:01,555 Today isn't just about 594 00:11:58,930 --> 00:12:01,555 building a duck village. 595 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:02,888 It's about 596 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:02,888 building your smile. 597 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,346 Don't fight it. 598 00:12:05,388 --> 00:12:07,638 There it is. 599 00:12:07,638 --> 00:12:11,596 As you can see, our little duck 600 00:12:07,638 --> 00:12:11,596 harbor has a working lighthouse. 601 00:12:11,596 --> 00:12:13,263 Wait a second ... What in 602 00:12:11,596 --> 00:12:13,263 the world did he just say? 603 00:12:13,263 --> 00:12:15,388 A working lighthouse? 604 00:12:13,263 --> 00:12:15,388 Yes, it is working. 605 00:12:15,388 --> 00:12:17,638 Pretty cool, huh? 606 00:12:17,638 --> 00:12:19,221 Easy ... Easy, Lily. 607 00:12:19,221 --> 00:12:21,346 Forget everything 608 00:12:19,221 --> 00:12:21,346 you've ever heard about eggs. 609 00:12:21,346 --> 00:12:23,305 They're actually 610 00:12:21,346 --> 00:12:23,305 quite delicate. 611 00:12:23,305 --> 00:12:24,763 You've got to be very care... 612 00:12:23,305 --> 00:12:24,763 Son of a ... 613 00:12:23,305 --> 00:12:24,763 Aah! 614 00:12:24,763 --> 00:12:26,471 Oh, no! 615 00:12:26,471 --> 00:12:28,971 Oh! Aah! Hot! 616 00:12:28,971 --> 00:12:31,096 Hot, hot! 617 00:12:31,096 --> 00:12:32,471 Okay. 618 00:12:32,471 --> 00:12:33,471 Look. 619 00:12:33,471 --> 00:12:34,888 We've got a runner! 620 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,263 No! 621 00:12:39,555 --> 00:12:40,930 Hey, good as new. 622 00:12:42,305 --> 00:12:43,180 Uh, she crazy. 623 00:12:49,221 --> 00:12:50,763 He makes me feel like an 624 00:12:49,221 --> 00:12:50,763 outsider in my own home, and... 625 00:12:50,763 --> 00:12:52,388 now that I think about it, 626 00:12:52,388 --> 00:12:54,305 ever since we started renting 627 00:12:52,388 --> 00:12:54,305 that upstairs apartment... 628 00:12:54,305 --> 00:12:55,555 Do we want to 629 00:12:54,305 --> 00:12:55,555 take this detour? 630 00:12:55,555 --> 00:12:56,846 No, it's relevant. 631 00:12:55,555 --> 00:12:56,846 Stay with me. 632 00:12:56,846 --> 00:12:59,180 It's not just the frat boys. 633 00:12:56,846 --> 00:12:59,180 No. 634 00:12:59,180 --> 00:13:00,430 He's this way 635 00:12:59,180 --> 00:13:00,430 with all of our guests. 636 00:13:00,430 --> 00:13:01,888 Cam doesn't 637 00:13:00,430 --> 00:13:01,888 change the sheets 638 00:13:01,888 --> 00:13:04,138 as much as he changes 639 00:13:01,888 --> 00:13:04,138 his personality. 640 00:13:04,138 --> 00:13:05,180 All right, ladies. 641 00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:07,138 We got some steaming-hot tea, 642 00:13:07,138 --> 00:13:08,555 some popping-hot biscuits. 643 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:11,055 Now, let's have a little 644 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:11,055 sizzling-hot gossip. 645 00:13:12,888 --> 00:13:14,346 - Do not go in there! 646 00:13:12,888 --> 00:13:14,346 - Don't! 647 00:13:14,346 --> 00:13:16,263 Do not open ... 648 00:13:14,346 --> 00:13:16,263 Oh, my God! 649 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:18,805 - No! 650 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:18,805 - Girl, do not go back in there! 651 00:13:18,805 --> 00:13:21,055 - Oh, my God! 652 00:13:21,055 --> 00:13:22,763 I just think 653 00:13:21,055 --> 00:13:22,763 Cam tries too hard. 654 00:13:22,763 --> 00:13:25,221 It's like 655 00:13:22,763 --> 00:13:25,221 he's begging to be liked. 656 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,138 Wait, 657 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,138 is this a one-way street? 658 00:13:27,138 --> 00:13:29,555 Oh, 659 00:13:27,138 --> 00:13:29,555 that's a fair question. 660 00:13:29,555 --> 00:13:32,305 I don't ... I guess I could make 661 00:13:29,555 --> 00:13:32,305 more of an effort with people. 662 00:13:32,305 --> 00:13:34,013 I just ... 663 00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:35,930 It doesn't exactly 664 00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:35,930 come naturally to me. 665 00:13:42,513 --> 00:13:44,346 Oh, Cam! 666 00:13:42,513 --> 00:13:44,346 Cam! 667 00:13:44,346 --> 00:13:47,221 I couldn't even find anything to 668 00:13:44,346 --> 00:13:47,221 say to two red-headed lawyers. 669 00:13:47,221 --> 00:13:48,221 - I'm lost. 670 00:13:47,221 --> 00:13:48,221 - I know. 671 00:13:48,221 --> 00:13:49,346 I'm all over the place. 672 00:13:49,346 --> 00:13:51,430 I think that 673 00:13:49,346 --> 00:13:51,430 I'm just maybe jealous 674 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,055 that he can hit it off 675 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,055 with anybody. 676 00:13:53,055 --> 00:13:55,513 But I can't be mad at him 677 00:13:53,055 --> 00:13:55,513 for being likable. 678 00:13:55,513 --> 00:13:57,638 I mean, that's one of the 679 00:13:55,513 --> 00:13:57,638 reasons I fell in love with him. 680 00:13:57,638 --> 00:13:59,680 Cam? 681 00:13:57,638 --> 00:13:59,680 Who else 682 00:13:57,638 --> 00:13:59,680 would I be talking about? 683 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:03,346 No, the pizza guy with the goat 684 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:03,346 looks like Uncle Cam. 685 00:14:03,346 --> 00:14:05,430 Okay, I feel like 686 00:14:03,346 --> 00:14:05,430 there's a story here. 687 00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:08,180 Hey, honey. 688 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,430 I don't want to 689 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,430 talk about it. 690 00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:10,930 Okay, for the sake of 691 00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:10,930 our marriage, 692 00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:12,846 I'm gonna assume that 693 00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:12,846 this is frat-related. 694 00:14:12,846 --> 00:14:15,096 Oh, look ... 695 00:14:12,846 --> 00:14:15,096 the belt I got you. 696 00:14:15,096 --> 00:14:17,138 Okay, pull over. 697 00:14:19,555 --> 00:14:21,888 Cam, could you just 698 00:14:19,555 --> 00:14:21,888 stop for a second? 699 00:14:21,888 --> 00:14:23,930 Hey, hey, hey ... 700 00:14:21,888 --> 00:14:23,930 Come on, stop. 701 00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,513 Look, I'm sorry. 702 00:14:25,513 --> 00:14:28,180 For the past few weeks, I've 703 00:14:25,513 --> 00:14:28,180 been rolling my eyes at you, 704 00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:30,096 thinking that you had 705 00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:30,096 this pathological need 706 00:14:30,096 --> 00:14:32,555 to be liked by everyone, but 707 00:14:30,096 --> 00:14:32,555 I couldn't have been more wrong. 708 00:14:32,555 --> 00:14:34,763 All right? 709 00:14:32,555 --> 00:14:34,763 People are just drawn to you. 710 00:14:34,763 --> 00:14:36,555 No, I do have a pathological 711 00:14:34,763 --> 00:14:36,555 need to be liked. 712 00:14:36,555 --> 00:14:38,846 I knew it. 713 00:14:36,555 --> 00:14:38,846 This is a stupid prank 714 00:14:36,555 --> 00:14:38,846 gone wrong, 715 00:14:38,846 --> 00:14:41,513 and I've ... 716 00:14:38,846 --> 00:14:41,513 I'm separated from the guys. 717 00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:44,388 I wanted them to like me so much 718 00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:44,388 I stole a goat. 719 00:14:44,388 --> 00:14:47,305 I'm a rustler, Mitchell. 720 00:14:47,305 --> 00:14:48,930 I'm a filthy rustler. 721 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,471 Okay, well, that seems worse 722 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,471 to you than it does to me. 723 00:14:50,471 --> 00:14:51,846 I do it 724 00:14:50,471 --> 00:14:51,846 with all of our guests. 725 00:14:51,846 --> 00:14:53,888 I change who I am 726 00:14:51,846 --> 00:14:53,888 so they'll like me more. 727 00:14:53,888 --> 00:14:56,013 - It's exhausting. 728 00:14:53,888 --> 00:14:56,013 - Well, then, stop, 729 00:14:56,013 --> 00:14:57,846 because you're likable enough 730 00:14:56,013 --> 00:14:57,846 just being you. 731 00:14:57,846 --> 00:14:59,388 I know. 732 00:14:59,388 --> 00:15:02,305 And this insecurity is 733 00:14:59,388 --> 00:15:02,305 a part of me that I do not love. 734 00:15:02,305 --> 00:15:04,805 - Caminal! 735 00:15:02,305 --> 00:15:04,805 - What's up, my brothers? 736 00:15:04,805 --> 00:15:06,388 - Cam. 737 00:15:04,805 --> 00:15:06,388 - What is wrong with me? 738 00:15:06,388 --> 00:15:08,305 Get in ... 739 00:15:06,388 --> 00:15:08,305 We got a goat to paint! 740 00:15:08,305 --> 00:15:10,096 No, you know what, 741 00:15:08,305 --> 00:15:10,096 guys? 742 00:15:10,096 --> 00:15:11,305 This isn't right. 743 00:15:11,305 --> 00:15:12,555 This is not who I am. 744 00:15:12,555 --> 00:15:14,305 So I'm gonna 745 00:15:12,555 --> 00:15:14,305 take the goat back, 746 00:15:14,305 --> 00:15:16,513 and if you were ever truly my 747 00:15:14,305 --> 00:15:16,513 friend, you'll understand. 748 00:15:16,513 --> 00:15:18,388 - Boo! 749 00:15:16,513 --> 00:15:18,388 - You both suck! 750 00:15:18,388 --> 00:15:19,221 - Boo! 751 00:15:18,388 --> 00:15:19,221 - Hey. 752 00:15:19,221 --> 00:15:21,138 You suck. 753 00:15:21,138 --> 00:15:22,680 All right, come on. 754 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,221 Okay, I'll ... 755 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,221 I'll put her in back, 756 00:15:24,221 --> 00:15:26,763 and, um, don't worry ... 757 00:15:24,221 --> 00:15:26,763 She's really friendly. 758 00:15:26,763 --> 00:15:28,638 I ain't afraid 759 00:15:26,763 --> 00:15:28,638 of no goats. 760 00:15:28,638 --> 00:15:30,513 Okay, 761 00:15:28,638 --> 00:15:30,513 send me the contracts. 762 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:31,971 I never could resist 763 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:31,971 a pretty face. 764 00:15:31,971 --> 00:15:33,430 Stop it, George. 765 00:15:31,971 --> 00:15:33,430 I'm married. 766 00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:35,513 I'm gonna run to the men's room. 767 00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:40,055 So, everything all right? 768 00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:40,055 You've barely said a word. 769 00:15:40,055 --> 00:15:41,680 Well, it's not like 770 00:15:40,055 --> 00:15:41,680 you needed my help, 771 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,930 and I think I embarrassed myself 772 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,930 enough for one day. 773 00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:48,055 Look, I might have been too hard 774 00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:48,055 on you before. 775 00:15:48,055 --> 00:15:49,513 I'm just tired of everyone 776 00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,346 always pitching me 777 00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,346 their closet ideas. 778 00:15:51,346 --> 00:15:53,805 If I had a nickel for 779 00:15:51,346 --> 00:15:53,805 every time someone came to me 780 00:15:53,805 --> 00:15:55,721 with 781 00:15:53,805 --> 00:15:55,721 "the next great closet," 782 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:58,888 I'd have a Pegasus Series 783 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:58,888 split-level walk-in 784 00:15:58,888 --> 00:16:00,680 - full of nickels. 785 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,180 But, Dad, 786 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,180 I'm in the biz. 787 00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:04,638 I should have known that 788 00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:04,638 those are old design ideas. 789 00:16:04,638 --> 00:16:06,096 No one nails it 790 00:16:04,638 --> 00:16:06,096 on the first try. 791 00:16:06,096 --> 00:16:09,263 Hell, I once pitched 792 00:16:06,096 --> 00:16:09,263 a clamshell shoe container 793 00:16:09,263 --> 00:16:10,888 with a living hinge. 794 00:16:10,888 --> 00:16:12,513 - No. 795 00:16:10,888 --> 00:16:12,513 - I was young. 796 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,138 Pfft. 797 00:16:14,138 --> 00:16:15,721 Keep with it. 798 00:16:15,721 --> 00:16:17,346 You'll get there 799 00:16:15,721 --> 00:16:17,346 eventually. 800 00:16:17,346 --> 00:16:18,388 Thanks. 801 00:16:18,388 --> 00:16:19,596 We all set? 802 00:16:19,596 --> 00:16:20,596 Let me settle up. 803 00:16:20,596 --> 00:16:22,305 Okay. 804 00:16:22,305 --> 00:16:24,055 Thanks, Dad. 805 00:16:24,055 --> 00:16:25,930 - Pretty exciting lunch, huh? 806 00:16:24,055 --> 00:16:25,930 - Hmm? 807 00:16:25,930 --> 00:16:29,055 The same Caesar salad, the same 808 00:16:25,930 --> 00:16:29,055 closets I order every year. 809 00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:30,430 Yeah, but you're happy 810 00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:30,430 with them, right? 811 00:16:30,430 --> 00:16:32,055 They're closets. 812 00:16:33,055 --> 00:16:36,638 I-If you're ever looking to 813 00:16:33,055 --> 00:16:36,638 expand your horizons a little, 814 00:16:36,638 --> 00:16:41,930 I have some design ideas that 815 00:16:36,638 --> 00:16:41,930 are fresh off the drawing board. 816 00:16:41,930 --> 00:16:43,305 I'm sorry. 817 00:16:41,930 --> 00:16:43,305 Oh, gosh. 818 00:16:43,305 --> 00:16:44,846 That's my husband's 819 00:16:43,305 --> 00:16:44,846 birdseed. 820 00:16:44,846 --> 00:16:46,680 I'd love to give you 821 00:16:44,846 --> 00:16:46,680 a look-see here. 822 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,013 I'll take care of this. 823 00:16:48,013 --> 00:16:49,221 Whoa! 824 00:16:48,013 --> 00:16:49,221 Heavens. 825 00:16:49,221 --> 00:16:50,513 "Duckingham Palace"? 826 00:16:50,513 --> 00:16:51,846 Oh, no, no. 827 00:16:50,513 --> 00:16:51,846 No, no, sorry. 828 00:16:51,846 --> 00:16:53,055 Those are the wrong ones. 829 00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,513 Um, wrong plans. 830 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,430 I've got other ones, 831 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,430 and they're ... They're super. 832 00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:57,888 They're... 833 00:16:57,888 --> 00:16:59,513 Um... 834 00:16:57,888 --> 00:16:59,513 Oh, gosh. 835 00:16:59,513 --> 00:17:01,805 Oh, my God. What ... 836 00:16:59,513 --> 00:17:01,805 It's on my head, right? 837 00:17:01,805 --> 00:17:03,221 It's on my head. 838 00:17:01,805 --> 00:17:03,221 Okay. 839 00:17:03,221 --> 00:17:04,513 Oh, God. Okay. 840 00:17:03,221 --> 00:17:04,513 I know it's in here. 841 00:17:04,513 --> 00:17:05,388 - Oh, my God. 842 00:17:04,513 --> 00:17:05,388 - It's in here. 843 00:17:05,388 --> 00:17:06,680 Okay. Okay. 844 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,096 Oh, it's in my shirt. 845 00:17:08,096 --> 00:17:09,763 - I was gone for 30 seconds. 846 00:17:08,096 --> 00:17:09,763 - Dad, Dad! 847 00:17:11,721 --> 00:17:13,263 Well, that was forever. 848 00:17:13,263 --> 00:17:15,096 I'm so embarrassed. 849 00:17:15,096 --> 00:17:17,013 I've never freaked out 850 00:17:15,096 --> 00:17:17,013 like that. 851 00:17:17,013 --> 00:17:19,430 How bad was it? 852 00:17:17,013 --> 00:17:19,430 I mean... 853 00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:21,930 I'm so sorry that 854 00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:21,930 I gave you such a hard time 855 00:17:21,930 --> 00:17:23,888 about 856 00:17:21,930 --> 00:17:23,888 not talking to Chelsea. 857 00:17:23,888 --> 00:17:26,013 Actually, 858 00:17:23,888 --> 00:17:26,013 you kind of helped me out. 859 00:17:26,013 --> 00:17:28,721 How? 860 00:17:26,013 --> 00:17:28,721 Seeing you 861 00:17:26,013 --> 00:17:28,721 fall apart like that ... 862 00:17:28,721 --> 00:17:29,763 stutter, twitch, 863 00:17:28,721 --> 00:17:29,763 and babble ... 864 00:17:29,763 --> 00:17:31,138 Okay, bloop-bloop. 865 00:17:31,138 --> 00:17:34,055 You're the most confident woman 866 00:17:31,138 --> 00:17:34,055 in the world, 867 00:17:34,055 --> 00:17:35,805 and if someone like you 868 00:17:34,055 --> 00:17:35,805 can be human, 869 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,388 then I don't have to feel bad 870 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,388 about chickening out with girls. 871 00:17:38,388 --> 00:17:40,721 You know who else is human? 872 00:17:38,388 --> 00:17:40,721 Chelsea. 873 00:17:40,721 --> 00:17:42,805 So why do you feel 874 00:17:40,721 --> 00:17:42,805 so intimidated by her? 875 00:17:42,805 --> 00:17:44,305 Go. Go over there. 876 00:17:44,305 --> 00:17:45,471 There's no time. 877 00:17:45,471 --> 00:17:47,138 She gets off at 5:00 878 00:17:45,471 --> 00:17:47,138 on Saturday 879 00:17:47,138 --> 00:17:49,846 so that she can pick up her 880 00:17:47,138 --> 00:17:49,846 dry cleaning and make 6:00 yoga. 881 00:17:49,846 --> 00:17:51,638 Stalker. 882 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,721 Call her. 883 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,721 Really? 884 00:17:53,721 --> 00:17:54,971 Yes. 885 00:17:53,721 --> 00:17:54,971 You can do it. 886 00:17:56,388 --> 00:17:57,388 Okay. 887 00:17:59,971 --> 00:18:01,471 Hi, Chelsea? 888 00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,305 I was in earlier, 889 00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,305 wearing the green jacket 890 00:18:03,305 --> 00:18:05,680 that's louder than that guy 891 00:18:03,305 --> 00:18:05,680 laughing at his own screenplay? 892 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,096 She's laughing! 893 00:18:07,096 --> 00:18:09,346 I would like to take you out 894 00:18:07,096 --> 00:18:09,346 for coffee sometime, 895 00:18:09,346 --> 00:18:11,680 maybe at a place 896 00:18:09,346 --> 00:18:11,680 you don't have to make it? 897 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,638 Great. 898 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,638 O-Okay, I'll see you tomorrow. 899 00:18:13,638 --> 00:18:15,846 Bye. 900 00:18:13,638 --> 00:18:15,846 She said yes. 901 00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:18,846 Of course she did. 902 00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:18,846 I'm so proud of you. 903 00:18:18,846 --> 00:18:21,180 You see, that's what it is 904 00:18:18,846 --> 00:18:21,180 to be a confident person. 905 00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:24,096 And you got all of it 906 00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:24,096 from your mother. 907 00:18:25,721 --> 00:18:28,305 Mam ... Ay! 908 00:18:28,305 --> 00:18:30,805 Ay, what's her name? 909 00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,221 What size tubing 910 00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,221 would I need 911 00:18:32,221 --> 00:18:34,513 for three ducklings 912 00:18:32,221 --> 00:18:34,513 to slide through? 913 00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:36,221 Cost is no ob... 914 00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:36,221 Where are you going? 915 00:18:36,221 --> 00:18:38,680 To the back to check on it? 916 00:18:36,221 --> 00:18:38,680 Thank you so much! 917 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:44,096 Well, look at you playing with 918 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:44,096 rocks just like a real kid. 919 00:18:44,096 --> 00:18:45,680 Yep. 920 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,596 Oh, I hope those eggs 921 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,596 are doing okay. 922 00:18:47,596 --> 00:18:49,430 I feel bad 923 00:18:47,596 --> 00:18:49,430 leaving them alone. 924 00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:51,596 Probably safer that way. 925 00:18:51,596 --> 00:18:53,471 I know people think 926 00:18:51,596 --> 00:18:53,471 I'm crazy. 927 00:18:53,471 --> 00:18:56,096 It's just more fun believing 928 00:18:53,471 --> 00:18:56,096 even when no one else does. 929 00:18:56,096 --> 00:18:57,888 Anyone can be a doubter. 930 00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:59,180 Did I ever tell you 931 00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:59,180 how I got them? 932 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,805 No, but I, uh... 933 00:19:00,805 --> 00:19:03,346 I found them abandoned in 934 00:19:00,805 --> 00:19:03,346 someone's yard, the poor things. 935 00:19:03,346 --> 00:19:04,555 No mother. 936 00:19:04,555 --> 00:19:07,263 No one 937 00:19:04,555 --> 00:19:07,263 to take care of them. 938 00:19:07,263 --> 00:19:09,596 So, they're orphans? 939 00:19:09,596 --> 00:19:11,346 Where did their mother go? 940 00:19:11,346 --> 00:19:12,763 I don't know. 941 00:19:12,763 --> 00:19:14,388 I know 942 00:19:12,763 --> 00:19:14,388 I'm all they have now. 943 00:19:17,555 --> 00:19:19,305 - Hello. 944 00:19:17,555 --> 00:19:19,305 - Hey, honey. 945 00:19:19,305 --> 00:19:21,305 Can I ask you 946 00:19:19,305 --> 00:19:21,305 a tiny little favor? 947 00:19:19,305 --> 00:19:21,305 Okay. 948 00:19:21,305 --> 00:19:23,555 Can you rotate the eggs 949 00:19:21,305 --> 00:19:23,555 90 degrees, clockwise? 950 00:19:23,555 --> 00:19:25,430 No, Phil, I can't. 951 00:19:23,555 --> 00:19:25,430 I can't. 952 00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,888 I am tired, 953 00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,888 and I am sweaty, 954 00:19:27,888 --> 00:19:31,846 and as much as I have tried to 955 00:19:27,888 --> 00:19:31,846 stay positive like you all day, 956 00:19:31,846 --> 00:19:34,430 I think sometimes we 957 00:19:31,846 --> 00:19:34,430 need to just face certain facts 958 00:19:34,430 --> 00:19:37,346 like corporate people 959 00:19:34,430 --> 00:19:37,346 are not creative, 960 00:19:37,346 --> 00:19:40,596 and ducks that haven't hatched 961 00:19:37,346 --> 00:19:40,596 in a month might never. 962 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,596 Just turn the eggs, 963 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,596 lady! 964 00:19:42,596 --> 00:19:44,263 You know what? 965 00:19:44,263 --> 00:19:46,555 Kind of done with birds 966 00:19:44,263 --> 00:19:46,555 for the day. 967 00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:49,555 Oh, my God, Phil. 968 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,055 - I think it's hatching. 969 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,055 - Wait, what? 970 00:19:51,055 --> 00:19:52,763 - Are you sure? 971 00:19:51,055 --> 00:19:52,763 - Uh... 972 00:19:52,763 --> 00:19:53,971 What ... What do I do? 973 00:19:53,971 --> 00:19:55,388 Okay, uh, stay calm. 974 00:19:55,388 --> 00:19:56,430 I-I'll talk you through 975 00:19:55,388 --> 00:19:56,430 the labor. 976 00:19:56,430 --> 00:19:57,846 They're coming, Lily! 977 00:19:59,013 --> 00:20:00,513 Okay, Claire ... 978 00:19:59,013 --> 00:20:00,513 Tell me what you see! 979 00:20:00,513 --> 00:20:01,930 Oh, God. 980 00:20:00,513 --> 00:20:01,930 I think I see a beak. 981 00:20:01,930 --> 00:20:03,721 Well, the good news is 982 00:20:01,930 --> 00:20:03,721 we're not breach. 983 00:20:03,721 --> 00:20:05,346 It looks like it's struggling 984 00:20:03,721 --> 00:20:05,346 to break through. 985 00:20:05,346 --> 00:20:08,055 Okay, if you are concerned 986 00:20:05,346 --> 00:20:08,055 about traumatizing him, 987 00:20:08,055 --> 00:20:10,763 strap on that toucan beak 988 00:20:08,055 --> 00:20:10,763 I wore last Halloween 989 00:20:10,763 --> 00:20:12,930 when we dressed as Froot Loops 990 00:20:10,763 --> 00:20:12,930 and start pecking. 991 00:20:12,930 --> 00:20:14,721 I'm using a fork. 992 00:20:14,721 --> 00:20:16,555 Steady hands, Claire. 993 00:20:16,555 --> 00:20:18,471 I've seen you 994 00:20:16,555 --> 00:20:18,471 play "Operation." 995 00:20:18,471 --> 00:20:19,513 Oh, it's hatched! 996 00:20:19,513 --> 00:20:20,638 It's so cute. 997 00:20:20,638 --> 00:20:21,930 Oh, it's so cute! 998 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,180 I can't believe 999 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,180 I'm missing this! 1000 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,305 Hey, buddy! 1001 00:20:24,305 --> 00:20:26,138 We're telling people 1002 00:20:24,305 --> 00:20:26,138 I was there! 1003 00:20:26,138 --> 00:20:27,221 I think 1004 00:20:26,138 --> 00:20:27,221 another one's hatching. 1005 00:20:27,221 --> 00:20:29,096 What? 1006 00:20:27,221 --> 00:20:29,096 I'm sorry, Lily. 1007 00:20:29,096 --> 00:20:32,430 Speed bump in 1008 00:20:29,096 --> 00:20:32,430 three, two... 1009 00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,055 Ow. 1010 00:20:34,055 --> 00:20:36,763 Oh, my God, all three? 1011 00:20:36,763 --> 00:20:38,221 - That's amazing! 1012 00:20:36,763 --> 00:20:38,221 - I know. 1013 00:20:38,221 --> 00:20:39,930 - Lily, take a picture! 1014 00:20:38,221 --> 00:20:39,930 - Yep. 1015 00:20:39,930 --> 00:20:40,971 Here. 1016 00:20:40,971 --> 00:20:42,763 Hi, buddy. 1017 00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,138 Okay, ready? 1018 00:20:44,138 --> 00:20:45,555 One, two ... 1019 00:20:45,555 --> 00:20:46,763 Hold up, hold up. 1020 00:20:46,763 --> 00:20:47,930 He's in my shirt. 1021 00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:49,721 Another bird 1022 00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:49,721 in my shirt. 1023 00:20:49,721 --> 00:20:50,805 Got it. 1024 00:20:50,805 --> 00:20:51,721 Okay. 1025 00:20:58,055 --> 00:20:59,305 I'm going to bed. 1026 00:20:58,055 --> 00:20:59,305 Good night, sweetie. 1027 00:20:58,055 --> 00:20:59,305 Mm. Good night. 1028 00:20:59,305 --> 00:21:00,305 Wait. 1029 00:20:59,305 --> 00:21:00,305 You know what? 1030 00:21:00,305 --> 00:21:02,096 I was just thinking, 1031 00:21:02,096 --> 00:21:03,971 if those duck eggs 1032 00:21:02,096 --> 00:21:03,971 were still viable... 1033 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,263 Mm? 1034 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,263 Maybe we should find out 1035 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,263 if you've got 1036 00:21:06,263 --> 00:21:08,096 one or two fighters 1037 00:21:06,263 --> 00:21:08,096 left in there, too. 1038 00:21:08,096 --> 00:21:10,055 No, thank you. 1039 00:21:10,055 --> 00:21:12,888 I'm done with little ones 1040 00:21:10,055 --> 00:21:12,888 running around the house. 1041 00:21:14,805 --> 00:21:16,680 Stay. 1042 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,305 Oh, I said stay. 1043 00:21:18,305 --> 00:21:21,055 The ducks imprinted on Claire. 1044 00:21:21,055 --> 00:21:23,555 It's n-not a big deal. 1045 00:21:23,555 --> 00:21:24,763 Come on, guys. 1046 00:21:24,763 --> 00:21:26,471 She said stay! 1047 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,680 Come on. 1048 00:21:33,763 --> 00:21:36,596 Captions by VITAC :