1 00:00:02,355 --> 00:00:03,730 I'm starving. 2 00:00:03,730 --> 00:00:04,980 Any chance that's for me? 3 00:00:04,980 --> 00:00:06,355 Oh, no. 4 00:00:04,980 --> 00:00:06,355 It is for mom. 5 00:00:06,355 --> 00:00:08,271 I'm planning on making 6 00:00:06,355 --> 00:00:08,271 some bad choices tonight, 7 00:00:08,271 --> 00:00:09,896 and I'm gonna need her 8 00:00:08,271 --> 00:00:09,896 on my side. 9 00:00:09,896 --> 00:00:11,271 I never realized 10 00:00:09,896 --> 00:00:11,271 the forethought 11 00:00:11,271 --> 00:00:12,730 that went into 12 00:00:11,271 --> 00:00:12,730 being a disappointment. 13 00:00:12,730 --> 00:00:14,605 Mm. 14 00:00:12,730 --> 00:00:14,605 Hey! 15 00:00:14,605 --> 00:00:16,438 Hey! 16 00:00:14,605 --> 00:00:16,438 Hey, Uncle Mitch. 17 00:00:14,605 --> 00:00:16,438 What are you doing here? 18 00:00:16,438 --> 00:00:17,771 What do you mean? 19 00:00:17,771 --> 00:00:20,105 It's Uncle Mitchell's 20 00:00:17,771 --> 00:00:20,105 birthday fun day. 21 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:23,063 We know! 22 00:00:23,063 --> 00:00:24,521 Yeah! 23 00:00:23,063 --> 00:00:24,521 Yeah! 24 00:00:24,521 --> 00:00:26,438 We are so excited you are 25 00:00:24,521 --> 00:00:26,438 finally cashing this in. 26 00:00:26,438 --> 00:00:27,813 Me too. 27 00:00:27,813 --> 00:00:29,313 We forgot to get 28 00:00:27,813 --> 00:00:29,313 Uncle Mitchell a present 29 00:00:29,313 --> 00:00:30,688 for his last birthday. 30 00:00:30,688 --> 00:00:32,563 So, we came up with 31 00:00:30,688 --> 00:00:32,563 this great idea ... 32 00:00:32,563 --> 00:00:34,688 a coupon for a fun day 33 00:00:32,563 --> 00:00:34,688 with the three of us. 34 00:00:34,688 --> 00:00:36,855 It was perfect 35 00:00:34,688 --> 00:00:36,855 because it was so sweet 36 00:00:36,855 --> 00:00:38,688 and we'd never 37 00:00:36,855 --> 00:00:38,688 have to do it. 38 00:00:38,688 --> 00:00:41,021 I hope you're ready 39 00:00:38,688 --> 00:00:41,021 for your first big surprise! 40 00:00:41,021 --> 00:00:42,355 I am. 41 00:00:42,355 --> 00:00:44,230 It's a super-fun omelet! 42 00:00:44,230 --> 00:00:45,855 Aww! 43 00:00:44,230 --> 00:00:45,855 Uh, yeah! 44 00:00:45,855 --> 00:00:49,271 And if you were wondering 45 00:00:45,855 --> 00:00:49,271 what is so super-fun about that, 46 00:00:49,271 --> 00:00:51,938 is that it comes with 47 00:00:49,271 --> 00:00:51,938 a ... a side of, uh... 48 00:00:51,938 --> 00:00:54,230 Luke's omelet dance! 49 00:00:55,146 --> 00:00:57,563 Don't be shy. 50 00:00:55,146 --> 00:00:57,563 You've been practicing all week. 51 00:00:57,563 --> 00:00:58,813 Come on. 52 00:00:58,813 --> 00:01:01,021 Okay. Uh... 53 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:04,646 Oh. 54 00:01:09,438 --> 00:01:11,896 This is 55 00:01:09,438 --> 00:01:11,896 a living nightmare. 56 00:01:11,896 --> 00:01:14,355 Why would he just show 57 00:01:11,896 --> 00:01:14,355 up? Shouldn't he have 58 00:01:11,896 --> 00:01:14,355 given us some notice? 59 00:01:14,355 --> 00:01:16,021 I kind of remember him 60 00:01:14,355 --> 00:01:16,021 calling about it, 61 00:01:16,021 --> 00:01:17,521 but I would've put it 62 00:01:16,021 --> 00:01:17,521 in my phone ... 63 00:01:17,521 --> 00:01:19,605 oh, there it is. 64 00:01:17,521 --> 00:01:19,605 Of course. 65 00:01:19,605 --> 00:01:21,313 Oh, my God. I'm supposed to be 66 00:01:19,605 --> 00:01:21,313 cat-sitting. 67 00:01:21,313 --> 00:01:22,730 We have to figure out 68 00:01:21,313 --> 00:01:22,730 something good. 69 00:01:22,730 --> 00:01:24,313 He's the first to call us 70 00:01:22,730 --> 00:01:24,313 on our birthdays, 71 00:01:24,313 --> 00:01:26,188 and he always gets us 72 00:01:24,313 --> 00:01:26,188 amazing presents. 73 00:01:26,188 --> 00:01:27,563 Are you even 74 00:01:26,188 --> 00:01:27,563 listening to me? 75 00:01:27,563 --> 00:01:29,355 How long can a cat go 76 00:01:27,563 --> 00:01:29,355 without eating? 77 00:01:29,355 --> 00:01:32,063 Haley, he is 78 00:01:29,355 --> 00:01:32,063 the best uncle there is. 79 00:01:32,063 --> 00:01:34,396 This cannot be 80 00:01:32,063 --> 00:01:34,396 our present. 81 00:01:38,521 --> 00:01:40,396 I don't know what's happening, 82 00:01:38,521 --> 00:01:40,396 but I love it. 83 00:01:59,355 --> 00:02:01,938 if you're going to keep 84 00:01:59,355 --> 00:02:01,938 giggling, I'll do my own nails. 85 00:02:01,938 --> 00:02:04,271 I'm sorry ... it's just funny, 86 00:02:01,938 --> 00:02:04,271 the juxtaposition. 87 00:02:04,271 --> 00:02:07,021 I get it ... I'm Asian. 88 00:02:04,271 --> 00:02:07,021 Ha ha ha. 89 00:02:07,021 --> 00:02:09,396 It's racist, Daddy. 90 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:11,063 Sorry. 91 00:02:11,063 --> 00:02:13,896 Lily, look who it is ... 92 00:02:11,063 --> 00:02:13,896 our lovely Canadian guests. 93 00:02:13,896 --> 00:02:16,146 Please come in. 94 00:02:13,896 --> 00:02:16,146 How is everything upstairs? 95 00:02:16,146 --> 00:02:17,730 It's like a palace 96 00:02:16,146 --> 00:02:17,730 up there. 97 00:02:17,730 --> 00:02:19,896 I keep expecting 98 00:02:17,730 --> 00:02:19,896 to run into Gordon Pinsent. 99 00:02:17,730 --> 00:02:19,896 Ooh. 100 00:02:21,146 --> 00:02:22,813 I'm sorry. 101 00:02:22,813 --> 00:02:24,730 Is he not a big movie star 102 00:02:22,813 --> 00:02:24,730 down here? 103 00:02:24,730 --> 00:02:27,605 No. But thank you 104 00:02:24,730 --> 00:02:27,605 for Ryan Reynolds. 105 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:30,271 One little thing ... we're going 106 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:30,271 to see the handprints 107 00:02:30,271 --> 00:02:32,355 at the Chinese Theater, 108 00:02:30,271 --> 00:02:32,355 and I'm worried 109 00:02:32,355 --> 00:02:35,313 it's going to look disrespectful 110 00:02:32,355 --> 00:02:35,313 if Rob wears shorts. 111 00:02:35,313 --> 00:02:38,146 Honey, it's 55 degrees out. 112 00:02:35,313 --> 00:02:38,146 I'm not wearing long pants. 113 00:02:38,146 --> 00:02:39,813 You're fine. 114 00:02:38,146 --> 00:02:39,813 It's Hollywood. 115 00:02:39,813 --> 00:02:41,688 There'll be people there 116 00:02:39,813 --> 00:02:41,688 with no pants. 117 00:02:41,688 --> 00:02:44,355 Hi, Lily. 118 00:02:41,688 --> 00:02:44,355 Lily, 119 00:02:41,688 --> 00:02:44,355 say hi to Monte. 120 00:02:44,355 --> 00:02:45,605 Hi. 121 00:02:46,813 --> 00:02:49,355 I'm... sorry. 122 00:02:46,813 --> 00:02:49,355 She's never this shy. 123 00:02:49,355 --> 00:02:51,605 No, we're sorry. 124 00:02:49,355 --> 00:02:51,605 Seems like something scared her. 125 00:02:53,813 --> 00:02:56,021 Ohhhh. 126 00:02:57,271 --> 00:02:59,230 It was adorable. 127 00:02:59,230 --> 00:03:02,480 Lily was clearly smitten 128 00:02:59,230 --> 00:03:02,480 with that little Canadian Monte. 129 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,771 Just heard that. 130 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,771 Delightful. 131 00:03:04,771 --> 00:03:07,563 It was a rite of passage that 132 00:03:04,771 --> 00:03:07,563 I had been looking forward to ... 133 00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:09,438 my daughter's first crush. 134 00:03:09,438 --> 00:03:10,980 And I wanted to be there for her 135 00:03:10,980 --> 00:03:12,980 in a way 136 00:03:10,980 --> 00:03:12,980 that no one was there for me. 137 00:03:12,980 --> 00:03:15,646 Of course, my first crush 138 00:03:12,980 --> 00:03:15,646 was on a statue 139 00:03:15,646 --> 00:03:18,605 of a Confederate general 140 00:03:15,646 --> 00:03:18,605 in front of a courthouse. 141 00:03:18,605 --> 00:03:20,063 That's the same year they put up 142 00:03:20,063 --> 00:03:22,896 the "Do not climb the statue" 143 00:03:20,063 --> 00:03:22,896 signs. 144 00:03:24,563 --> 00:03:26,396 Hey. 145 00:03:24,563 --> 00:03:26,396 Sorry I'm late. 146 00:03:26,396 --> 00:03:28,688 Is this shirt okay? 147 00:03:26,396 --> 00:03:28,688 I got another one in the car. 148 00:03:28,688 --> 00:03:30,480 It's just lunch. 149 00:03:28,688 --> 00:03:30,480 Calm down. 150 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,480 Your boyfriend's 151 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,480 gonna love it. 152 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,938 Last summer, Phil and I 153 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,938 went to Cabo for five days, 154 00:03:34,938 --> 00:03:38,271 and we met Tom and Lisa Delaney, 155 00:03:34,938 --> 00:03:38,271 and we had so much fun, 156 00:03:38,271 --> 00:03:40,521 we make sure to see them 157 00:03:38,271 --> 00:03:40,521 every time they're in town. 158 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:42,855 Tom's a hugely successful 159 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:42,855 investment banker. 160 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:42,855 Yeah. 161 00:03:42,855 --> 00:03:45,688 He does tons of charity work, 162 00:03:42,855 --> 00:03:45,688 he runs a marathon in 3:24, 163 00:03:45,688 --> 00:03:47,438 and he flies 164 00:03:45,688 --> 00:03:47,438 his own helicopter. 165 00:03:47,438 --> 00:03:49,230 Yeah, and Lisa... 166 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:51,063 Yeah, 167 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:51,063 she is one lucky lady. 168 00:03:52,021 --> 00:03:53,480 Before they get here, 169 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:56,063 can you promise me 170 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:56,063 you won't pick up the check? 171 00:03:56,063 --> 00:03:57,313 Why? 172 00:03:57,313 --> 00:03:58,855 Oh, honey, 173 00:03:57,313 --> 00:03:58,855 I like them, 174 00:03:58,855 --> 00:04:01,355 but we've seen them 175 00:03:58,855 --> 00:04:01,355 three times since Cabo. 176 00:04:01,355 --> 00:04:04,105 Every time, they order 177 00:04:01,355 --> 00:04:04,105 the most expensive stuff. 178 00:04:04,105 --> 00:04:06,355 They are the richest people 179 00:04:04,105 --> 00:04:06,355 we know ... 180 00:04:06,355 --> 00:04:07,896 thank you ... 181 00:04:07,896 --> 00:04:10,688 and yet I have not seen him 182 00:04:07,896 --> 00:04:10,688 reach for the check once. 183 00:04:10,688 --> 00:04:12,438 Tom has trouble 184 00:04:10,688 --> 00:04:12,438 reaching for stuff. 185 00:04:12,438 --> 00:04:14,396 He hurt his shoulder 186 00:04:12,438 --> 00:04:14,396 pitching in college. 187 00:04:14,396 --> 00:04:15,771 Division 1. 188 00:04:15,771 --> 00:04:17,521 You feel a need 189 00:04:15,771 --> 00:04:17,521 to pick up the check because 190 00:04:17,521 --> 00:04:19,730 you're intimidated by him 191 00:04:17,521 --> 00:04:19,730 and you want to prove something. 192 00:04:19,730 --> 00:04:21,855 That's crazy. I just don't like 193 00:04:19,730 --> 00:04:21,855 it when the bill sits there. 194 00:04:21,855 --> 00:04:23,105 It's awkward. 195 00:04:23,105 --> 00:04:24,396 You can't just 196 00:04:23,105 --> 00:04:24,396 roll over on something 197 00:04:24,396 --> 00:04:25,688 'cause it makes you feel 198 00:04:24,396 --> 00:04:25,688 uncomfortable. 199 00:04:25,688 --> 00:04:27,813 Whatever you want. 200 00:04:25,688 --> 00:04:27,813 Hello, beautiful. 201 00:04:27,813 --> 00:04:29,313 Ohh! 202 00:04:27,813 --> 00:04:29,313 Hi, handsome. 203 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:33,730 Hey, you two. 204 00:04:33,730 --> 00:04:36,105 Hey! 205 00:04:33,730 --> 00:04:36,105 Hi! 206 00:04:36,105 --> 00:04:38,063 Hi! 207 00:04:36,105 --> 00:04:38,063 Oh, my gosh. 208 00:04:38,063 --> 00:04:40,396 It is so great 209 00:04:38,063 --> 00:04:40,396 to see you guys. 210 00:04:40,396 --> 00:04:41,938 And you. 211 00:04:40,396 --> 00:04:41,938 Let's get some champagne. 212 00:04:41,938 --> 00:04:44,063 Let's do it. 213 00:04:41,938 --> 00:04:44,063 Mm-hmm. 214 00:04:46,563 --> 00:04:47,855 Okay, that's it. 215 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:50,021 If you hate it so much, 216 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:50,021 just tell me. 217 00:04:50,021 --> 00:04:51,980 Fine. 218 00:04:50,021 --> 00:04:51,980 Your cologne is horrible. 219 00:04:51,980 --> 00:04:53,938 You smell like 220 00:04:51,980 --> 00:04:53,938 a stripper died in a cabin. 221 00:04:53,938 --> 00:04:55,688 I'm not talking about 222 00:04:53,938 --> 00:04:55,688 my cologne. 223 00:04:55,688 --> 00:04:59,230 That's why I hang back and wait 224 00:04:55,688 --> 00:04:59,230 for him to get specific. 225 00:04:59,230 --> 00:05:00,480 My mustache. 226 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:02,021 I've been growing it 227 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:02,021 for weeks, 228 00:05:02,021 --> 00:05:04,313 and the two of you have been 229 00:05:02,021 --> 00:05:04,313 conspicuously silent. 230 00:05:04,313 --> 00:05:06,896 It's very dashing. 231 00:05:04,313 --> 00:05:06,896 What mustache? 232 00:05:06,896 --> 00:05:09,480 Right, Jay. Like I'm supposed to 233 00:05:06,896 --> 00:05:09,480 believe you didn't see it. 234 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,480 You got me. 235 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:12,980 Check you later, Serpico. 236 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,688 Serpico! 237 00:05:14,688 --> 00:05:16,396 You don't even know 238 00:05:14,688 --> 00:05:16,396 who that is. 239 00:05:16,396 --> 00:05:18,105 Jay. 240 00:05:18,105 --> 00:05:20,438 Where are you going 241 00:05:18,105 --> 00:05:20,438 with your golf clubs? 242 00:05:20,438 --> 00:05:23,105 Take a shot 243 00:05:20,438 --> 00:05:23,105 in the dark. 244 00:05:20,438 --> 00:05:23,105 But we have a playdate. 245 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:24,605 Really? We just had one 246 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:24,605 last night. 247 00:05:24,605 --> 00:05:25,938 Not that 248 00:05:24,605 --> 00:05:25,938 I'm saying no ... 249 00:05:25,938 --> 00:05:28,188 just quicker turnaround 250 00:05:25,938 --> 00:05:28,188 than usual. 251 00:05:28,188 --> 00:05:29,896 A playdate for Joe. 252 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:32,230 And both parents are coming, 253 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:32,230 so you have to be here. 254 00:05:32,230 --> 00:05:33,771 You've got to be 255 00:05:32,230 --> 00:05:33,771 kidding me. 256 00:05:33,771 --> 00:05:35,480 I mean, it's bad enough 257 00:05:33,771 --> 00:05:35,480 that these kids today 258 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,355 have to make a date 259 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,355 to play with each other. 260 00:05:37,355 --> 00:05:38,938 They can't go in the street 261 00:05:37,355 --> 00:05:38,938 and kick a can 262 00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:41,730 or drool over a friend's 263 00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:41,730 centerfold of Kim Novak. 264 00:05:41,730 --> 00:05:43,313 Say something 265 00:05:41,730 --> 00:05:43,313 I understand. 266 00:05:43,313 --> 00:05:46,230 Why do we all have to sit around 267 00:05:43,313 --> 00:05:46,230 and watch our kids play? 268 00:05:46,230 --> 00:05:48,271 Because that's 269 00:05:46,230 --> 00:05:48,271 what people do now. 270 00:05:48,271 --> 00:05:50,230 And Joe is very excited 271 00:05:48,271 --> 00:05:50,230 about it. 272 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:51,896 His first real friend. 273 00:05:51,896 --> 00:05:53,896 Gloria... 274 00:05:51,896 --> 00:05:53,896 What's the problem? 275 00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:55,563 I like the mom, 276 00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:55,563 and everybody says 277 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:57,480 that you and the dad 278 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:57,480 have a lot in common. 279 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:58,730 It's going to be fun. 280 00:06:03,105 --> 00:06:04,355 Come in, everybody. 281 00:06:04,355 --> 00:06:05,688 Hi! 282 00:06:05,688 --> 00:06:08,563 Gloria, this is 283 00:06:05,688 --> 00:06:08,563 my husband, Marty. 284 00:06:08,563 --> 00:06:10,063 Look at you. 285 00:06:10,063 --> 00:06:11,688 Pretty as a pinup. 286 00:06:11,688 --> 00:06:14,271 And where's the lucky husband 287 00:06:11,688 --> 00:06:14,271 I've been hearing about? 288 00:06:14,271 --> 00:06:16,188 Marty, that's Jay. 289 00:06:16,188 --> 00:06:18,021 Oh, good. 290 00:06:16,188 --> 00:06:18,021 You are old. 291 00:06:18,021 --> 00:06:20,688 I was scared 292 00:06:18,021 --> 00:06:20,688 they were exaggerating. 293 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:26,896 Um, so... I don't want 294 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:26,896 to spoil any surprises, 295 00:06:26,896 --> 00:06:28,813 but, uh, 296 00:06:26,896 --> 00:06:28,813 if you had to guess, 297 00:06:28,813 --> 00:06:31,563 what ... what would you say 298 00:06:28,813 --> 00:06:31,563 we're doing today? 299 00:06:31,563 --> 00:06:34,396 Yeah, let's just see if you pick 300 00:06:31,563 --> 00:06:34,396 what we have planned. 301 00:06:34,396 --> 00:06:36,396 Let's see. 302 00:06:34,396 --> 00:06:36,396 Oh, my God. 303 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,813 Is it that farm in Oxnard 304 00:06:37,813 --> 00:06:40,188 where cam and Lily and I 305 00:06:37,813 --> 00:06:40,188 went strawberry-picking? 306 00:06:40,188 --> 00:06:42,063 We had 307 00:06:40,188 --> 00:06:42,063 the most wonderful ... 308 00:06:42,063 --> 00:06:43,980 Ow. 309 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:46,313 Sorry, but you are just 310 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:46,313 so great at this game. 311 00:06:46,313 --> 00:06:48,355 But it's not strawberry season, 312 00:06:46,313 --> 00:06:48,355 so it can't be that. 313 00:06:48,355 --> 00:06:52,063 Which is exactly 314 00:06:48,355 --> 00:06:52,063 why we didn't pick that. 315 00:06:52,063 --> 00:06:54,438 Okay, 316 00:06:52,063 --> 00:06:54,438 so... guess again. 317 00:06:54,438 --> 00:06:56,605 Wait ... 318 00:06:54,438 --> 00:06:56,605 do I smell the ocean? 319 00:06:56,605 --> 00:06:57,896 Are you taking me to that 320 00:06:56,605 --> 00:06:57,896 fabulous Carlton's on the beach? 321 00:06:57,896 --> 00:06:59,146 They have the most ... 322 00:06:59,146 --> 00:07:00,563 Ow! 323 00:07:00,563 --> 00:07:02,230 Well, we're not making 324 00:07:00,563 --> 00:07:02,230 any promises, 325 00:07:02,230 --> 00:07:04,271 but that would be 326 00:07:02,230 --> 00:07:04,271 a pretty good guess. 327 00:07:04,271 --> 00:07:06,813 If they weren't closed 328 00:07:04,271 --> 00:07:06,813 for renovations. 329 00:07:06,813 --> 00:07:08,771 Damn it! 330 00:07:06,813 --> 00:07:08,771 Think, Uncle Mitchell. 331 00:07:08,771 --> 00:07:11,271 It's getting a little 332 00:07:08,771 --> 00:07:11,271 warm in here. Do you mind 333 00:07:08,771 --> 00:07:11,271 if we crack a window? 334 00:07:11,271 --> 00:07:12,938 Unless I've already 335 00:07:11,271 --> 00:07:12,938 done that with my head. 336 00:07:12,938 --> 00:07:14,980 We ... we need 337 00:07:12,938 --> 00:07:14,980 to stop for gas, okay? 338 00:07:14,980 --> 00:07:16,813 Just keep your blindfold on, 339 00:07:14,980 --> 00:07:16,813 Uncle Mitchell. 340 00:07:16,813 --> 00:07:18,105 Okay. 341 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,146 Fine. 342 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,146 This is fine. 343 00:07:20,146 --> 00:07:21,563 Fill 'er up! 344 00:07:21,563 --> 00:07:24,105 Yes, ma'am. 345 00:07:21,563 --> 00:07:24,105 Seriously? 346 00:07:29,771 --> 00:07:31,021 We can't just keep 347 00:07:29,771 --> 00:07:31,021 driving around. 348 00:07:31,021 --> 00:07:32,563 We need to go 349 00:07:31,021 --> 00:07:32,563 somewhere. 350 00:07:32,563 --> 00:07:34,855 Focus, people. 351 00:07:32,563 --> 00:07:34,855 What does Uncle Mitchell like? 352 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:36,396 I don't know. Gay things, 353 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:36,396 right? What's the gayest 354 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:36,396 thing you can think of? 355 00:07:36,396 --> 00:07:37,730 He's married to it. 356 00:07:37,730 --> 00:07:39,063 Hey, look. 357 00:07:41,313 --> 00:07:43,771 Everybody loves stars. 358 00:07:41,313 --> 00:07:43,771 We could take him on a tour. 359 00:07:43,771 --> 00:07:45,188 Driving around 360 00:07:43,771 --> 00:07:45,188 looking at houses 361 00:07:45,188 --> 00:07:46,813 isn't much 362 00:07:45,188 --> 00:07:46,813 of a birthday fun day. 363 00:07:46,813 --> 00:07:48,355 We need more time. 364 00:07:49,355 --> 00:07:50,771 Let's knock him out. 365 00:07:57,105 --> 00:07:59,813 Charlize Theron, 366 00:07:57,105 --> 00:07:59,813 Harrison Ford, Halle Berry... 367 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,563 None of these seem 368 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,563 very Uncle Mitchell. 369 00:08:01,563 --> 00:08:03,605 What does 370 00:08:01,563 --> 00:08:03,605 Uncle Mitchell like? 371 00:08:01,563 --> 00:08:03,605 Gay things. 372 00:08:03,605 --> 00:08:05,980 Then here's 373 00:08:03,605 --> 00:08:05,980 the mother lode. 374 00:08:05,980 --> 00:08:07,980 Barbra Streisand! 375 00:08:05,980 --> 00:08:07,980 Perfect! 376 00:08:07,980 --> 00:08:10,313 Okay, wait, wait, wait, 377 00:08:07,980 --> 00:08:10,313 wait, wait. How do we 378 00:08:07,980 --> 00:08:10,313 know these maps are real? 379 00:08:10,313 --> 00:08:12,313 You think I built this 380 00:08:10,313 --> 00:08:12,313 whole business on fake maps? 381 00:08:12,313 --> 00:08:14,146 What business? 382 00:08:12,313 --> 00:08:14,146 You got a sign and a lawn chair. 383 00:08:14,146 --> 00:08:17,521 Can we wrap this up? I might 384 00:08:14,146 --> 00:08:17,521 still have a cat to feed. 385 00:08:17,521 --> 00:08:21,855 Phil must have taken 386 00:08:17,521 --> 00:08:21,855 100 pictures of me on the beach 387 00:08:21,855 --> 00:08:24,855 just to get one shot 388 00:08:21,855 --> 00:08:24,855 of the topless women behind me. 389 00:08:24,855 --> 00:08:26,688 There were topless women 390 00:08:24,855 --> 00:08:26,688 behind you? 391 00:08:26,688 --> 00:08:28,230 Uh-huh. 392 00:08:28,230 --> 00:08:29,688 Here you go. I'll just take this 393 00:08:28,230 --> 00:08:29,688 when you're ready. 394 00:08:29,688 --> 00:08:31,855 Oh, okay. 395 00:08:29,688 --> 00:08:31,855 Thank you. 396 00:08:33,896 --> 00:08:36,063 So, what do you two have planned 397 00:08:33,896 --> 00:08:36,063 for the rest of today? 398 00:08:36,063 --> 00:08:37,730 Nothing... really. 399 00:08:37,730 --> 00:08:39,563 But if you need 400 00:08:37,730 --> 00:08:39,563 to wind it up, it's ... 401 00:08:39,563 --> 00:08:41,396 Nah. We're good. 402 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,855 Yeah, good. Good. 403 00:08:43,855 --> 00:08:46,938 Do you guys, uh, you have 404 00:08:43,855 --> 00:08:46,938 any fun trips planned or... 405 00:08:46,938 --> 00:08:49,271 Well, I was planning 406 00:08:46,938 --> 00:08:49,271 on visiting the restroom, 407 00:08:49,271 --> 00:08:51,730 and if all goes well, 408 00:08:49,271 --> 00:08:51,730 then maybe Spain in April. 409 00:08:51,730 --> 00:08:52,980 Adios, amigo. 410 00:08:54,230 --> 00:08:55,813 iVaya con dios! 411 00:08:57,105 --> 00:08:59,021 You want to keep that hand, 412 00:08:57,105 --> 00:08:59,021 amigo? 413 00:08:59,021 --> 00:09:00,938 And France 414 00:08:59,021 --> 00:09:00,938 was just beautiful. 415 00:09:00,938 --> 00:09:02,980 I hadn't been there 416 00:09:00,938 --> 00:09:02,980 since D-Day. 417 00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:04,355 Took me 418 00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:04,355 the same amount of time 419 00:09:04,355 --> 00:09:05,771 to get across that beach, 420 00:09:04,355 --> 00:09:05,771 though. 421 00:09:07,021 --> 00:09:08,230 You were 422 00:09:07,021 --> 00:09:08,230 in the service? 423 00:09:08,230 --> 00:09:09,480 Yeah, 424 00:09:08,230 --> 00:09:09,480 but different war. 425 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:10,855 Oh, Korea. Me too. 426 00:09:10,855 --> 00:09:12,563 No, next war. 427 00:09:10,855 --> 00:09:12,563 Keep going. 428 00:09:12,563 --> 00:09:15,105 Anybody want some cheese? 429 00:09:12,563 --> 00:09:15,105 Ah. 430 00:09:15,105 --> 00:09:17,521 Not me. 431 00:09:15,105 --> 00:09:17,521 Gums up the old ticker. 432 00:09:17,521 --> 00:09:19,355 Jay knows about that. 433 00:09:19,355 --> 00:09:20,646 No idea. 434 00:09:19,355 --> 00:09:20,646 Love the stuff. 435 00:09:20,646 --> 00:09:22,188 Just be careful 436 00:09:20,646 --> 00:09:22,188 with the almonds. 437 00:09:22,188 --> 00:09:23,646 You may break 438 00:09:22,188 --> 00:09:23,646 the denture. 439 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,396 Uh, it's not a denture. 440 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,396 It's an implant. 441 00:09:25,396 --> 00:09:27,021 How many times 442 00:09:25,396 --> 00:09:27,021 have we been over this? 443 00:09:27,021 --> 00:09:28,646 You forget stuff, 444 00:09:27,021 --> 00:09:28,646 too, huh? 445 00:09:28,646 --> 00:09:30,271 I never forget 446 00:09:28,646 --> 00:09:30,271 anything. 447 00:09:30,271 --> 00:09:32,396 When we park at the mall, 448 00:09:30,271 --> 00:09:32,396 we have to take a picture. 449 00:09:32,396 --> 00:09:34,521 Jay, Gloria tells me you have 450 00:09:32,396 --> 00:09:34,521 kids from your first marriage. 451 00:09:34,521 --> 00:09:35,771 So does Marty. 452 00:09:35,771 --> 00:09:38,938 Yeah. 453 00:09:35,771 --> 00:09:38,938 My oldest is, uh, 66. 454 00:09:38,938 --> 00:09:41,396 Was. 455 00:09:38,938 --> 00:09:41,396 She passed last year. 456 00:09:41,396 --> 00:09:43,730 Oh, I'm so sorry. 457 00:09:41,396 --> 00:09:43,730 Well, that's young. 458 00:09:41,396 --> 00:09:43,730 What was it? 459 00:09:43,730 --> 00:09:45,771 Natural causes. 460 00:09:45,771 --> 00:09:47,521 I blame most of it 461 00:09:45,771 --> 00:09:47,521 on stress. 462 00:09:47,521 --> 00:09:49,813 So much more pressure 463 00:09:47,521 --> 00:09:49,813 than there was years ago. 464 00:09:49,813 --> 00:09:51,063 Back in our day ... 465 00:09:51,063 --> 00:09:52,480 Different day. 466 00:09:51,063 --> 00:09:52,480 Not the same day. 467 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:54,313 Actually more 468 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:54,313 your dead daughter's day. 469 00:09:54,313 --> 00:09:55,896 May she rest in peace. 470 00:09:58,271 --> 00:10:00,146 Mom, we need to talk. 471 00:10:00,146 --> 00:10:02,480 What are you doing here? 472 00:10:00,146 --> 00:10:02,480 You're supposed to be 473 00:10:00,146 --> 00:10:02,480 watching the kids. 474 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,563 Wesley is a bad influence 475 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,563 on Joe. 476 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:06,438 He's rude 477 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:06,438 and disrespectful, 478 00:10:06,438 --> 00:10:08,480 and I think you should 479 00:10:06,438 --> 00:10:08,480 nip this friendship in the bud. 480 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,313 He made fun of your mustache, 481 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,313 didn't he? 482 00:10:10,313 --> 00:10:12,396 What kind of 4-year-old 483 00:10:10,313 --> 00:10:12,396 knows the word "wispy"? 484 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:15,438 Manny, look at me. 485 00:10:16,938 --> 00:10:19,980 This close, 486 00:10:16,938 --> 00:10:19,980 and I still couldn't see it. 487 00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:22,230 It's just for 488 00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:22,230 a little while longer, okay? 489 00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:23,896 Fine. 490 00:10:23,896 --> 00:10:26,855 But if they mess with me, 491 00:10:23,896 --> 00:10:26,855 I'm gonna mess with them. 492 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:32,146 How many times a night 493 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:32,146 do you have to get up to pee? 494 00:10:32,146 --> 00:10:33,563 I'm up to four or five. 495 00:10:33,563 --> 00:10:35,771 Not me, old-timer. 496 00:10:33,563 --> 00:10:35,771 Twice tops. 497 00:10:35,771 --> 00:10:37,771 Once last month, 498 00:10:35,771 --> 00:10:37,771 I even slept through the night. 499 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:39,063 Now, I'm gonna 500 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:39,063 refresh this 501 00:10:39,063 --> 00:10:41,021 'cause I got nothing 502 00:10:39,063 --> 00:10:41,021 to worry about. 503 00:10:42,396 --> 00:10:43,855 I'm literally 504 00:10:42,396 --> 00:10:43,855 in a pissing contest 505 00:10:43,855 --> 00:10:46,021 with the son of a bitch. 506 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:48,938 Why are we eating 507 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:48,938 off the good china? 508 00:10:48,938 --> 00:10:50,605 Because we're having company 509 00:10:48,938 --> 00:10:50,605 for lunch. 510 00:10:50,605 --> 00:10:52,313 Who's coming? 511 00:10:52,313 --> 00:10:55,188 Okay, I invited Monte 512 00:10:52,313 --> 00:10:55,188 and his family from upstairs. 513 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,605 What? Why? 514 00:10:57,605 --> 00:10:59,980 Because a daddy can tell when 515 00:10:57,605 --> 00:10:59,980 his little girl has a crush. 516 00:10:59,980 --> 00:11:01,563 I don't know 517 00:10:59,980 --> 00:11:01,563 what you're talking about. 518 00:11:01,563 --> 00:11:03,230 Hey, Lily, 519 00:11:01,563 --> 00:11:03,230 where are you going? 520 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:04,521 Look, I want you 521 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:04,521 to be able to talk to me 522 00:11:04,521 --> 00:11:05,855 about this kind of stuff. 523 00:11:05,855 --> 00:11:08,188 It's completely natural 524 00:11:05,855 --> 00:11:08,188 and healthy 525 00:11:08,188 --> 00:11:10,188 to have feelings 526 00:11:08,188 --> 00:11:10,188 for someone. 527 00:11:10,188 --> 00:11:12,438 And you know what? 528 00:11:10,188 --> 00:11:12,438 I think he likes you, too. 529 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:13,813 You just have to 530 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:13,813 draw him out, you know? 531 00:11:13,813 --> 00:11:15,813 Flirt a little. 532 00:11:13,813 --> 00:11:15,813 How? 533 00:11:15,813 --> 00:11:17,646 Uh, well, you just 534 00:11:15,813 --> 00:11:17,646 sit down in front of him, 535 00:11:17,646 --> 00:11:19,813 look him straight in the eye, 536 00:11:17,646 --> 00:11:19,813 put a big smile on your face, 537 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,521 and ask him 538 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,521 some questions, 539 00:11:21,521 --> 00:11:23,980 like, "So, 540 00:11:21,521 --> 00:11:23,980 do you have any hobbies? 541 00:11:23,980 --> 00:11:27,146 Is Canada really as beautiful 542 00:11:23,980 --> 00:11:27,146 as they say it is? 543 00:11:27,146 --> 00:11:29,521 Are you a fan of the bacon?" 544 00:11:29,521 --> 00:11:31,146 Why are you blinking 545 00:11:29,521 --> 00:11:31,146 like that? 546 00:11:31,146 --> 00:11:32,938 Well, because 547 00:11:31,146 --> 00:11:32,938 I'm sending him signals. 548 00:11:32,938 --> 00:11:34,396 Okay, what else? 549 00:11:32,938 --> 00:11:34,396 Oh. 550 00:11:34,396 --> 00:11:35,938 Definitely compliment him 551 00:11:34,396 --> 00:11:35,938 on his outfit, 552 00:11:35,938 --> 00:11:37,188 laugh at his jokes. 553 00:11:37,188 --> 00:11:38,521 What if 554 00:11:37,188 --> 00:11:38,521 they aren't funny? 555 00:11:38,521 --> 00:11:40,355 Oh, honey, 556 00:11:38,521 --> 00:11:40,355 the cute ones rarely are. 557 00:11:40,355 --> 00:11:42,063 God doesn't give 558 00:11:40,355 --> 00:11:42,063 with both hands. 559 00:11:43,146 --> 00:11:45,021 Okay, do not have 560 00:11:43,146 --> 00:11:45,021 a heart attack, 561 00:11:45,021 --> 00:11:47,105 but when you take off 562 00:11:45,021 --> 00:11:47,105 your blindfold, 563 00:11:47,105 --> 00:11:50,063 you will be standing 564 00:11:47,105 --> 00:11:50,063 in front of none other 565 00:11:50,063 --> 00:11:52,563 than the legendary 566 00:11:50,063 --> 00:11:52,563 superstar... 567 00:11:52,563 --> 00:11:54,646 Who? 568 00:11:52,563 --> 00:11:54,646 the one and only... 569 00:11:54,646 --> 00:11:56,980 Who? 570 00:11:54,646 --> 00:11:56,980 Ms. Barbra Streisand... 571 00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:58,230 Oh, my! 572 00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:58,230 's house. 573 00:11:58,230 --> 00:11:59,896 Ah ... oh. 574 00:11:59,896 --> 00:12:01,521 Oh, are you serious? 575 00:11:59,896 --> 00:12:01,521 She actually lives here? 576 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,771 Yeah. 577 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,771 Well... 578 00:12:02,771 --> 00:12:04,021 I can't believe it. 579 00:12:04,021 --> 00:12:05,480 Dude, look. 580 00:12:04,021 --> 00:12:05,480 Her gate is open. 581 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,480 We should get a picture of you 582 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,480 in her driveway. 583 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,771 How awesome of a birthday 584 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,771 fun day gift would that be? 585 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:11,521 Okay. You know what? 586 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:11,521 Pepper would die. 587 00:12:11,521 --> 00:12:13,480 He loved "Yentl" so much, 588 00:12:11,521 --> 00:12:13,480 he had a second bar mitzvah. 589 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,396 Oh. 590 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,396 Yeah. Okay, let's ... 591 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,396 let's do it. 592 00:12:15,396 --> 00:12:16,688 Okay, right in front 593 00:12:15,396 --> 00:12:16,688 of the house. 594 00:12:16,688 --> 00:12:17,938 Yeah. 595 00:12:16,688 --> 00:12:17,938 This is fantastic. 596 00:12:23,730 --> 00:12:25,146 Excuse me. 597 00:12:23,730 --> 00:12:25,146 Can I help you? 598 00:12:25,146 --> 00:12:26,813 Oh, I'm so sorry. 599 00:12:25,146 --> 00:12:26,813 We were just ... 600 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:28,355 Oh, my God. 601 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:28,355 You're Ray Liotta. 602 00:12:28,355 --> 00:12:30,688 Wow. 603 00:12:28,355 --> 00:12:30,688 He really is a big fan. 604 00:12:30,688 --> 00:12:32,896 He even knows 605 00:12:30,688 --> 00:12:32,896 the name of her gardener. 606 00:12:30,688 --> 00:12:32,896 Ah. 607 00:12:38,521 --> 00:12:40,188 "Goodfellas"? 608 00:12:38,521 --> 00:12:40,188 "Something Wild"? 609 00:12:40,188 --> 00:12:42,146 "Field of Dreams"? 610 00:12:40,188 --> 00:12:42,146 "Field of Dreams." 611 00:12:42,146 --> 00:12:43,396 Never seen it. 612 00:12:42,146 --> 00:12:43,396 Okay, 613 00:12:42,146 --> 00:12:43,396 we're really not that old. 614 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,063 Look, Ray Liotta 615 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,063 is a very fine actor, 616 00:12:45,063 --> 00:12:47,396 and we have taken up 617 00:12:45,063 --> 00:12:47,396 enough of his time. 618 00:12:47,396 --> 00:12:49,563 Stop saying my full name 619 00:12:47,396 --> 00:12:49,563 like you have to keep 620 00:12:47,396 --> 00:12:49,563 telling them who I am. 621 00:12:49,563 --> 00:12:50,855 Well... 622 00:12:50,855 --> 00:12:53,230 So, wait ... you live 623 00:12:50,855 --> 00:12:53,230 with Barbra Streisand? 624 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,605 Y-Y-You got the map. 625 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,605 Yeah. 626 00:12:55,605 --> 00:12:58,771 She lived here for about 627 00:12:55,605 --> 00:12:58,771 2 months 15 years ago. 628 00:12:55,605 --> 00:12:58,771 Oh. 629 00:12:58,771 --> 00:13:01,438 You think the bastards 630 00:12:58,771 --> 00:13:01,438 would update these things 631 00:13:01,438 --> 00:13:03,771 to reflect the current 632 00:13:01,438 --> 00:13:03,771 movie-star owners. 633 00:13:03,771 --> 00:13:06,105 Thank you. Come on, kids. We're 634 00:13:03,771 --> 00:13:06,105 very sorry to have bothered you. 635 00:13:06,105 --> 00:13:08,355 No, no, no. I don't want you 636 00:13:06,105 --> 00:13:08,355 to leave empty-handed. 637 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,980 Come on in 638 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,980 for a selfie. 639 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,980 Oh. All right. 640 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,980 Um... 641 00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:12,230 Here. 642 00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:12,230 O-Okay. 643 00:13:12,230 --> 00:13:14,480 When you see my movies 644 00:13:12,230 --> 00:13:14,480 later, 645 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,730 you're gonna realize 646 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,730 that this is a special moment. 647 00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:18,063 Come on. 648 00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:18,063 And "cheeeeese"! 649 00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:19,563 Cheese! 650 00:13:19,563 --> 00:13:21,438 See? That's an old actor's trick 651 00:13:19,563 --> 00:13:21,438 for a perfect smile. 652 00:13:21,438 --> 00:13:23,355 Except you and I are smiling. 653 00:13:21,438 --> 00:13:23,355 You guys aren't smiling. 654 00:13:23,355 --> 00:13:24,605 W-What's the matter? 655 00:13:24,605 --> 00:13:26,063 It's not you, 656 00:13:24,605 --> 00:13:26,063 Mr. Liotta. 657 00:13:26,063 --> 00:13:28,230 We just really feel like 658 00:13:26,063 --> 00:13:28,230 we let our uncle down. 659 00:13:28,230 --> 00:13:31,271 We were supposed to plan 660 00:13:28,230 --> 00:13:31,271 a special day for his birthday, 661 00:13:31,271 --> 00:13:32,521 and we totally flaked. 662 00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:33,896 We're so sorry. 663 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,855 We tried to figure out 664 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,855 where to take you, 665 00:13:35,855 --> 00:13:38,480 and we know how much 666 00:13:35,855 --> 00:13:38,480 you love Barbra Streisand. 667 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,521 You always give us 668 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,521 the most awesome gifts. 669 00:13:40,521 --> 00:13:41,771 We suck. 670 00:13:41,771 --> 00:13:43,063 Don't say that. 671 00:13:43,063 --> 00:13:44,730 I kind of figured 672 00:13:43,063 --> 00:13:44,730 you didn't have anything 673 00:13:44,730 --> 00:13:46,313 by the second verse 674 00:13:44,730 --> 00:13:46,313 of the omelet dance. 675 00:13:46,313 --> 00:13:47,896 Hey, 676 00:13:46,313 --> 00:13:47,896 I've had no training. 677 00:13:47,896 --> 00:13:50,105 But then I saw how hard you were 678 00:13:47,896 --> 00:13:50,105 trying to make me happy, 679 00:13:50,105 --> 00:13:52,855 and I just love 680 00:13:50,105 --> 00:13:52,855 hanging out with you guys. 681 00:13:52,855 --> 00:13:55,605 Plus, I did get to meet 682 00:13:52,855 --> 00:13:55,605 Ray Lio... 683 00:13:55,605 --> 00:13:56,855 Ray. 684 00:13:56,855 --> 00:13:58,855 You're also gonna meet 685 00:13:56,855 --> 00:13:58,855 Barbra. 686 00:13:58,855 --> 00:14:00,480 What? No. 687 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,230 I've been meaning 688 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,230 to go by her house anyway. 689 00:14:02,230 --> 00:14:03,896 I've got 690 00:14:02,230 --> 00:14:03,896 a bunch of her mail. 691 00:14:03,896 --> 00:14:05,646 Oh, you don't 692 00:14:03,896 --> 00:14:05,646 have to do that. 693 00:14:05,646 --> 00:14:07,563 No, no, no, no. 694 00:14:05,646 --> 00:14:07,563 You remind me of ... 695 00:14:07,563 --> 00:14:09,605 of someone that I loved 696 00:14:07,563 --> 00:14:09,605 when I was a kid. 697 00:14:09,605 --> 00:14:10,896 I had a funny uncle, 698 00:14:09,605 --> 00:14:10,896 too. 699 00:14:10,896 --> 00:14:12,271 Oh. 700 00:14:12,271 --> 00:14:14,021 This is 701 00:14:12,271 --> 00:14:14,021 so nice of you. 702 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,396 Well, I must admit, 703 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,105 I-I have a little bit 704 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,105 of an ulterior motive. 705 00:14:17,105 --> 00:14:21,313 I think Lily has a giant crush 706 00:14:17,105 --> 00:14:21,313 on your little guy. 707 00:14:21,313 --> 00:14:22,563 I kind of wanted 708 00:14:21,313 --> 00:14:22,563 to set them up. 709 00:14:22,563 --> 00:14:24,230 I know ... 710 00:14:22,563 --> 00:14:24,230 I'm a hopeless romantic. 711 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:25,813 Oh! 712 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:25,813 That's so cute! 713 00:14:25,813 --> 00:14:28,355 I remember my first crush. 714 00:14:25,813 --> 00:14:28,355 It was at summer camp. 715 00:14:28,355 --> 00:14:30,438 I lived in Toronto, 716 00:14:28,355 --> 00:14:30,438 and he was from Edmonton, 717 00:14:30,438 --> 00:14:31,896 so it was 718 00:14:30,438 --> 00:14:31,896 very star-crossed. 719 00:14:31,896 --> 00:14:34,021 Just like 720 00:14:31,896 --> 00:14:34,021 our little Romeo and Juliet. 721 00:14:34,021 --> 00:14:35,855 He was the first boy 722 00:14:34,021 --> 00:14:35,855 I ever loved. 723 00:14:35,855 --> 00:14:37,730 Billy Macklin. 724 00:14:37,730 --> 00:14:40,355 God. I haven't 725 00:14:37,730 --> 00:14:40,355 thought of him in years. 726 00:14:40,355 --> 00:14:41,813 Do you have 727 00:14:40,355 --> 00:14:41,813 any hobbies? 728 00:14:41,813 --> 00:14:43,271 Well, 729 00:14:41,813 --> 00:14:43,271 I like rock climbing. 730 00:14:43,271 --> 00:14:44,521 I collect Pokémon ... 731 00:14:44,521 --> 00:14:46,021 I hear Canada's nice. 732 00:14:46,021 --> 00:14:47,355 Do you like bacon? 733 00:14:47,355 --> 00:14:48,730 Okay, you know what, 734 00:14:47,355 --> 00:14:48,730 I'm just gonna ... 735 00:14:48,730 --> 00:14:50,063 After that summer, 736 00:14:48,730 --> 00:14:50,063 things got pretty rough. 737 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:52,063 Dad died, 738 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:52,063 Mom started drinking. 739 00:14:52,063 --> 00:14:53,605 It was a lot to handle. 740 00:14:53,605 --> 00:14:56,313 I love your shirt. 741 00:14:53,605 --> 00:14:56,313 Is it new? 742 00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:58,230 Oh, I think this shirt's 743 00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:58,230 older than you are. 744 00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,855 Oh! Ha ha ha ha! 745 00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,980 Okay, Lily, can I see you 746 00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,980 in the bedroom, please? 747 00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:05,188 Older than I am ... 748 00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:05,188 oh, Rob, you're killing me! 749 00:15:05,188 --> 00:15:07,146 Okay, 750 00:15:05,188 --> 00:15:07,146 we'll be right back. 751 00:15:07,146 --> 00:15:08,396 And enough. 752 00:15:09,438 --> 00:15:11,313 What are you doing 753 00:15:09,438 --> 00:15:11,313 out there? 754 00:15:11,313 --> 00:15:13,063 What you told me. 755 00:15:13,063 --> 00:15:14,938 I think 756 00:15:13,063 --> 00:15:14,938 it's going pretty good. 757 00:15:14,938 --> 00:15:16,813 I thought 758 00:15:14,938 --> 00:15:16,813 your crush was on Monte. 759 00:15:16,813 --> 00:15:18,605 You can't flirt 760 00:15:16,813 --> 00:15:18,605 with a grown man. 761 00:15:18,605 --> 00:15:21,146 But you said ... 762 00:15:18,605 --> 00:15:21,146 No. 763 00:15:18,605 --> 00:15:21,146 It's not appropriate. 764 00:15:21,146 --> 00:15:24,021 Oh, no! I'm never 765 00:15:21,146 --> 00:15:24,021 talking to a boy ever again! 766 00:15:24,021 --> 00:15:26,480 Lily, you have nothing 767 00:15:24,021 --> 00:15:26,480 to be ashamed of. 768 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:29,396 If anything, 769 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:29,396 this is ... this is my fault. 770 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:32,938 I thought you meant Monte, 771 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:32,938 and I confused you. 772 00:15:34,188 --> 00:15:35,896 Can I... tell you 773 00:15:34,188 --> 00:15:35,896 a little secret? 774 00:15:35,896 --> 00:15:37,688 No! 775 00:15:37,688 --> 00:15:39,813 Well, when I made a move 776 00:15:37,688 --> 00:15:39,813 on my first crush, 777 00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,313 it went way worse. 778 00:15:41,313 --> 00:15:44,313 It was New Year's Eve, 779 00:15:41,313 --> 00:15:44,313 and I went to give him a kiss, 780 00:15:44,313 --> 00:15:46,313 and my tongue froze 781 00:15:44,313 --> 00:15:46,313 to his cheek. 782 00:15:47,896 --> 00:15:49,438 Why did it freeze? 783 00:15:49,438 --> 00:15:51,355 It was cold, 784 00:15:49,438 --> 00:15:51,355 and he was made out of bronze, 785 00:15:51,355 --> 00:15:53,980 and I don't 786 00:15:51,355 --> 00:15:53,980 want to talk about this anymore. 787 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,771 What are you 788 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,771 doing? 789 00:15:56,771 --> 00:15:59,396 Marty said guys our age 790 00:15:56,771 --> 00:15:59,396 can't do 10 sit-ups. 791 00:15:59,396 --> 00:16:01,813 I don't remember saying it, 792 00:15:59,396 --> 00:16:01,813 but it sounds like me. 793 00:16:01,813 --> 00:16:03,771 Jay, may I speak with you 794 00:16:01,813 --> 00:16:03,771 for a moment? 795 00:16:03,771 --> 00:16:05,188 All right. 796 00:16:08,313 --> 00:16:09,563 Ah, crap! 797 00:16:09,563 --> 00:16:11,521 Uh, here. 798 00:16:09,563 --> 00:16:11,521 L-Let me help you. 799 00:16:11,521 --> 00:16:12,771 Aah! 800 00:16:11,521 --> 00:16:12,771 I'm going down! 801 00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:15,021 Aah! Vicky! 802 00:16:15,021 --> 00:16:17,896 What is wrong with you 803 00:16:15,021 --> 00:16:17,896 today? 804 00:16:17,896 --> 00:16:19,271 I'm sick of 805 00:16:17,896 --> 00:16:19,271 Marty lumping me 806 00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:20,896 into the same age category 807 00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:20,896 as him. 808 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,480 "Guys like us," 809 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,480 "Back in our day." 810 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,063 I'm a Baby Boomer, 811 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,063 for God's sake. 812 00:16:24,063 --> 00:16:25,938 I know all the words 813 00:16:24,063 --> 00:16:25,938 to "Light My Fire." 814 00:16:25,938 --> 00:16:27,938 Jay, you have to stop 815 00:16:25,938 --> 00:16:27,938 thinking only about you. 816 00:16:27,938 --> 00:16:30,605 Yeah, I know, I know. 817 00:16:27,938 --> 00:16:30,605 I should think about Joe. 818 00:16:30,605 --> 00:16:31,980 No ... me! 819 00:16:31,980 --> 00:16:34,105 Do you know 820 00:16:31,980 --> 00:16:34,105 that Vicky and I 821 00:16:34,105 --> 00:16:36,646 are the oldest moms 822 00:16:34,105 --> 00:16:36,646 in the class ... by a lot? 823 00:16:36,646 --> 00:16:38,605 So? 824 00:16:38,605 --> 00:16:39,896 This might surprise you, 825 00:16:39,896 --> 00:16:41,646 but aging is also a big deal 826 00:16:39,896 --> 00:16:41,646 for women. 827 00:16:41,646 --> 00:16:43,146 I need Vicky 828 00:16:41,646 --> 00:16:43,146 to be my friend. 829 00:16:43,146 --> 00:16:45,855 I feel out of place 830 00:16:43,146 --> 00:16:45,855 around all those young moms. 831 00:16:45,855 --> 00:16:47,855 And if you don't like 832 00:16:45,855 --> 00:16:47,855 her husband, 833 00:16:47,855 --> 00:16:49,605 maybe 834 00:16:47,855 --> 00:16:49,605 she'll stop liking me. 835 00:16:49,605 --> 00:16:51,730 Gloria, I'm trying, 836 00:16:49,605 --> 00:16:51,730 but it's ... 837 00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:53,230 At least you're not 838 00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:53,230 the oldest dad. 839 00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:54,480 Can't you enjoy that? 840 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,855 When was the last time 841 00:16:55,855 --> 00:16:58,563 that you were 842 00:16:55,855 --> 00:16:58,563 the young stud in the room? 843 00:16:58,563 --> 00:17:00,605 When I put Mom 844 00:16:58,563 --> 00:17:00,605 in that nursing home. 845 00:17:00,605 --> 00:17:01,896 That was quite a rush. 846 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,146 So, are you 847 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,146 going to be nice? 848 00:17:03,146 --> 00:17:04,438 Yes. 849 00:17:03,146 --> 00:17:04,438 He's not a bad guy. 850 00:17:04,438 --> 00:17:05,813 And really, 851 00:17:04,438 --> 00:17:05,813 how much longer 852 00:17:05,813 --> 00:17:07,521 am I gonna have to 853 00:17:05,813 --> 00:17:07,521 put up with him? 854 00:17:07,521 --> 00:17:09,230 Ay, no, Jay. 855 00:17:07,521 --> 00:17:09,230 Don't say that. 856 00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:10,813 You're going to live 857 00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:10,813 a long life. 858 00:17:10,813 --> 00:17:12,646 Not me! 859 00:17:10,813 --> 00:17:12,646 Grandpa out there! 860 00:17:12,646 --> 00:17:14,105 Shh! 861 00:17:12,646 --> 00:17:14,105 He can hear you. 862 00:17:14,105 --> 00:17:15,438 Hear what? 863 00:17:15,438 --> 00:17:16,688 You were talking 864 00:17:15,438 --> 00:17:16,688 about my mustache again? 865 00:17:16,688 --> 00:17:18,688 No, Manny. 866 00:17:16,688 --> 00:17:18,688 We love your mustache. 867 00:17:18,688 --> 00:17:20,188 Oh, hilarious. 868 00:17:20,188 --> 00:17:21,730 Tell me you like it 869 00:17:20,188 --> 00:17:21,730 now that I've shaved it off! 870 00:17:23,521 --> 00:17:25,688 Black mother and white father, 871 00:17:23,521 --> 00:17:25,688 but I've never met him. 872 00:17:25,688 --> 00:17:27,730 Ah. 873 00:17:25,688 --> 00:17:27,730 That's a story 874 00:17:25,688 --> 00:17:27,730 that should be out there more ... 875 00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:29,063 white fathers 876 00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:29,063 who abandon their families. 877 00:17:30,146 --> 00:17:31,896 What else? 878 00:17:30,146 --> 00:17:31,896 What else? 879 00:17:31,896 --> 00:17:34,230 So, this is Walter. 880 00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:36,896 Just as I took over for Jeremy 881 00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:36,896 when his shift ended, 882 00:17:36,896 --> 00:17:38,480 he'll be taking over 883 00:17:36,896 --> 00:17:38,480 for me. 884 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,813 Unless you're ready? 885 00:17:39,813 --> 00:17:42,271 I think we're still talking. 886 00:17:39,813 --> 00:17:42,271 But thanks. 887 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,021 Walter? Could I ask you a quick 888 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,021 question right over there? 889 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:48,396 I'll be right back, too. 890 00:17:48,396 --> 00:17:50,688 Hey! I just need a minute alone 891 00:17:48,396 --> 00:17:50,688 with my husband. Thank you. 892 00:17:50,688 --> 00:17:52,813 There is no way 893 00:17:50,688 --> 00:17:52,813 you are paying that bill. 894 00:17:52,813 --> 00:17:54,438 It has been out there 895 00:17:52,813 --> 00:17:54,438 forever, 896 00:17:54,438 --> 00:17:56,313 and he hasn't even pretended 897 00:17:54,438 --> 00:17:56,313 to reach for his wallet. 898 00:17:56,313 --> 00:17:58,896 This is torture, Claire. 899 00:17:56,313 --> 00:17:58,896 I'll pay anything to end it. 900 00:17:58,896 --> 00:18:00,230 Stay strong. 901 00:18:00,230 --> 00:18:02,896 I'm weak. 902 00:18:00,230 --> 00:18:02,896 You married a weak man! 903 00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:05,271 Give it to me. 904 00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:05,271 Give it ... Phil ... 905 00:18:06,646 --> 00:18:07,980 No! Walter! Walter! 906 00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:09,230 Walter! 907 00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:10,438 D'Ohh! 908 00:18:10,438 --> 00:18:12,063 Okay. 909 00:18:10,438 --> 00:18:12,063 Here's the thing. 910 00:18:12,063 --> 00:18:13,563 We like hanging out ... 911 00:18:12,063 --> 00:18:13,563 No, Claire! No! 912 00:18:13,563 --> 00:18:15,105 I know 913 00:18:13,563 --> 00:18:15,105 what this is about. 914 00:18:15,105 --> 00:18:16,813 Tom, you should have 915 00:18:15,105 --> 00:18:16,813 paid the check. It's rude. 916 00:18:16,813 --> 00:18:18,271 He's not rude. He's wonderful. 917 00:18:16,813 --> 00:18:18,271 I had to pay. 918 00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:19,646 Why? 919 00:18:19,646 --> 00:18:21,563 Phil, don't you say 920 00:18:19,646 --> 00:18:21,563 another word! Ow! 921 00:18:21,563 --> 00:18:23,105 See? I told you. 922 00:18:21,563 --> 00:18:23,105 What the hell 923 00:18:21,563 --> 00:18:23,105 is going on here? 924 00:18:23,105 --> 00:18:24,813 Nothing. 925 00:18:23,105 --> 00:18:24,813 Phil? 926 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,146 Fine ... 927 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,146 if you have to know 928 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:28,480 every last detail 929 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:28,480 about my life... 930 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,563 I lost a bet to Tom in Cabo. 931 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,563 Now I owe him five meals. 932 00:18:30,563 --> 00:18:32,396 There ... we're done. 933 00:18:30,563 --> 00:18:32,396 That's it. 934 00:18:32,396 --> 00:18:34,438 Why didn't you 935 00:18:32,396 --> 00:18:34,438 just say that? 936 00:18:34,438 --> 00:18:36,980 Th... there's no reason. 937 00:18:34,438 --> 00:18:36,980 I don't... 938 00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:38,896 What... was... the bet? 939 00:18:38,896 --> 00:18:41,021 Phil, I mean it ... 940 00:18:38,896 --> 00:18:41,021 don't say another word. 941 00:18:41,021 --> 00:18:43,396 They're gonna 942 00:18:41,021 --> 00:18:43,396 figure it out, Tom. 943 00:18:43,396 --> 00:18:45,771 How could they 944 00:18:43,396 --> 00:18:45,771 figure out, Phil? 945 00:18:43,396 --> 00:18:45,771 They're gonna 946 00:18:43,396 --> 00:18:45,771 figure it out. 947 00:18:45,771 --> 00:18:48,646 We were drunk on margaritas, 948 00:18:45,771 --> 00:18:48,646 and we wanted to find out 949 00:18:48,646 --> 00:18:50,521 whose wife would eat 950 00:18:48,646 --> 00:18:50,521 the most crickets. 951 00:18:50,521 --> 00:18:52,021 What? 952 00:18:50,521 --> 00:18:52,021 What? 953 00:18:52,021 --> 00:18:53,688 Doesn't seem like 954 00:18:52,021 --> 00:18:53,688 they were circling that, Phil. 955 00:18:53,688 --> 00:18:55,605 You were just 956 00:18:53,688 --> 00:18:55,605 g-grabbing crickets 957 00:18:55,605 --> 00:18:57,521 and sneaking them 958 00:18:55,605 --> 00:18:57,521 into our food? 959 00:18:57,521 --> 00:19:00,230 Not live ones. 960 00:18:57,521 --> 00:19:00,230 They were roasted. 961 00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:01,480 Oh, my God! 962 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:02,980 You're disgusting people. 963 00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:04,896 You're missing 964 00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:04,896 the silver lining here, honey. 965 00:19:04,896 --> 00:19:06,230 I lost the bet. 966 00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:07,521 So I didn't 967 00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:07,521 eat crickets? 968 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,230 You ate three. 969 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,230 Ohh! 970 00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:10,980 Lisa had six. 971 00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:10,980 Six? 972 00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:12,355 You could've won 973 00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:12,355 with four! 974 00:19:12,355 --> 00:19:14,313 Baby, baby, 975 00:19:12,355 --> 00:19:14,313 I couldn't take that chance. 976 00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:22,188 I'd like to give you two a 977 00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:22,188 little something to think about. 978 00:19:22,188 --> 00:19:24,355 Most of the food you eat 979 00:19:22,188 --> 00:19:24,355 is prepared by us. 980 00:19:24,355 --> 00:19:26,938 Or by our private chef. 981 00:19:24,355 --> 00:19:26,938 But I-I like where you're going. 982 00:19:26,938 --> 00:19:29,646 Next time you take a bite 983 00:19:26,938 --> 00:19:29,646 of a big, juicy burger 984 00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,563 or dig into 985 00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,563 a bowl of spaghetti, 986 00:19:31,563 --> 00:19:33,730 there's gonna be an extra 987 00:19:31,563 --> 00:19:33,730 special ingredient in there, 988 00:19:33,730 --> 00:19:35,605 and it won't be love. 989 00:19:37,355 --> 00:19:38,605 Mm. 990 00:19:42,396 --> 00:19:44,563 How many did you get 991 00:19:42,396 --> 00:19:44,563 this time? 992 00:19:42,396 --> 00:19:44,563 Two crickets. 993 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:48,563 Yes! 994 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,355 Okay, 995 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,355 this makes more sense. 996 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,396 Barbra would never 997 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,396 leave her gate wide open. 998 00:19:52,396 --> 00:19:53,896 They're broken, okay? 999 00:19:53,896 --> 00:19:55,938 Don't make me regret 1000 00:19:53,896 --> 00:19:55,938 bringing you here. 1001 00:19:57,188 --> 00:19:58,438 Hello? 1002 00:19:58,438 --> 00:19:59,688 Is Barbra home? 1003 00:19:58,438 --> 00:19:59,688 It's Ray Liotta. 1004 00:19:59,688 --> 00:20:00,980 You know, 1005 00:19:59,688 --> 00:20:00,980 from "Goodfellas." 1006 00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:02,521 "Something Wild." 1007 00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:02,521 "Field of Dreams." 1008 00:20:02,521 --> 00:20:04,313 Oh, I know who he is. 1009 00:20:02,521 --> 00:20:04,313 What's up, Ray? 1010 00:20:04,313 --> 00:20:05,855 Barbra, 1011 00:20:04,313 --> 00:20:05,855 I have some of your mail 1012 00:20:05,855 --> 00:20:07,521 from when you used to live 1013 00:20:05,855 --> 00:20:07,521 over at Cedarhurst. 1014 00:20:07,521 --> 00:20:09,271 And I have a friend here 1015 00:20:07,521 --> 00:20:09,271 that would like ... 1016 00:20:09,271 --> 00:20:11,688 Just leave the mail by the gate. 1017 00:20:09,271 --> 00:20:11,688 I'll send someone down. 1018 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:14,480 O-Okay, but ... 1019 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:14,480 Oy. There's more? 1020 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,480 Uh, Ms. Streisand, hi. My ... 1021 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,480 my name is Mitchell Pritchett, 1022 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,480 and I have been a fan of yours 1023 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,480 since I can't even remember, 1024 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,438 and ... oh, your artistry 1025 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,438 and integrity 1026 00:20:20,438 --> 00:20:22,646 has inspired me my whole life, 1027 00:20:20,438 --> 00:20:22,646 and I just ... 1028 00:20:22,646 --> 00:20:25,646 aaaah! I can't even believe 1029 00:20:22,646 --> 00:20:25,646 I'm talking to you right now. 1030 00:20:25,646 --> 00:20:27,771 Please. I'm just 1031 00:20:25,646 --> 00:20:27,771 a regular person, like you. 1032 00:20:27,771 --> 00:20:30,021 I have people put on my pants 1033 00:20:27,771 --> 00:20:30,021 one leg at a time. 1034 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,813 that's so funny. 1035 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,980 Barbra, 1036 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,980 today is his birthday! 1037 00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:35,438 Well, technically, 1038 00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:35,438 it was three weeks ago. 1039 00:20:35,438 --> 00:20:36,730 All right, 1040 00:20:35,438 --> 00:20:36,730 you're blowing it. 1041 00:20:35,438 --> 00:20:36,730 Sorry. 1042 00:20:36,730 --> 00:20:38,480 You sound very sweet, 1043 00:20:36,730 --> 00:20:38,480 Mitchell. 1044 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,396 I-I was thinking maybe as 1045 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,396 a special treat, you could ... 1046 00:20:41,396 --> 00:20:43,313 I'm not singing 1047 00:20:41,396 --> 00:20:43,313 into my gate, Ray. 1048 00:20:43,313 --> 00:20:44,813 Well, it was very nice 1049 00:20:43,313 --> 00:20:44,813 to talk to you. 1050 00:20:44,813 --> 00:20:46,271 I did have 1051 00:20:44,813 --> 00:20:46,271 a quick question about ... 1052 00:20:46,271 --> 00:20:47,521 Goodbye. 1053 00:20:47,521 --> 00:20:49,271 It's fine. 1054 00:20:49,271 --> 00:20:50,563 When I tell the story, 1055 00:20:50,563 --> 00:20:52,021 it ends with her singing 1056 00:20:50,563 --> 00:20:52,021 "Happy Birthday." 1057 00:20:57,771 --> 00:20:59,646 Oh, shoot. 1058 00:20:57,771 --> 00:20:59,646 It's past 3:00. 1059 00:20:59,646 --> 00:21:01,813 What's wrong? 1060 00:20:59,646 --> 00:21:01,813 You late for dinner? 1061 00:20:59,646 --> 00:21:01,813 Jay. 1062 00:21:01,813 --> 00:21:03,605 Honey, it's okay. 1063 00:21:01,813 --> 00:21:03,605 If we leave now, we ... 1064 00:21:01,813 --> 00:21:03,605 No, no, I missed it. 1065 00:21:03,605 --> 00:21:05,605 What did you miss? 1066 00:21:05,605 --> 00:21:07,188 It's Fred and Ginger week 1067 00:21:05,605 --> 00:21:07,188 on TCM. 1068 00:21:07,188 --> 00:21:09,563 They're showing "Swing Time," 1069 00:21:07,188 --> 00:21:09,563 and I forgot to record it. 1070 00:21:09,563 --> 00:21:12,355 Let me tell you about a little 1071 00:21:09,563 --> 00:21:12,355 innovation called Netflix. 1072 00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:14,313 You'll never miss 1073 00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:14,313 another movie again. 1074 00:21:14,313 --> 00:21:16,271 Really? 1075 00:21:14,313 --> 00:21:16,271 Hand to God. 1076 00:21:16,271 --> 00:21:18,230 You pick a film 1077 00:21:16,271 --> 00:21:18,230 on your computer. 1078 00:21:18,230 --> 00:21:20,896 Three days later, 1079 00:21:18,230 --> 00:21:20,896 there's a disk in your mailbox. 1080 00:21:20,896 --> 00:21:23,063 You got to stay up 1081 00:21:20,896 --> 00:21:23,063 with technology, Marty. 1082 00:21:23,063 --> 00:21:24,646 Wow. Thanks. 1083 00:21:24,646 --> 00:21:27,646 Can you believe he doesn't know 1084 00:21:24,646 --> 00:21:27,646 about streaming? 1085 00:21:27,646 --> 00:21:30,396 If I ever get 1086 00:21:27,646 --> 00:21:30,396 that out of touch, kill me. 1087 00:21:33,230 --> 00:21:35,855 Captions by VITAC :