1 00:00:03,646 --> 00:00:06,730 Well, how do I look? 2 00:00:06,730 --> 00:00:08,646 Big day. 3 00:00:06,730 --> 00:00:08,646 I'm going to see Alex. 4 00:00:08,646 --> 00:00:10,813 I'm, uh ... I'm a little nervous 5 00:00:10,813 --> 00:00:13,688 because she's been 6 00:00:10,813 --> 00:00:13,688 pulling away lately. 7 00:00:13,688 --> 00:00:14,938 Calls don't get returned. 8 00:00:14,938 --> 00:00:17,730 I don't get asked 9 00:00:14,938 --> 00:00:17,730 to visit as much. 10 00:00:17,730 --> 00:00:19,146 Maybe it's hitting me hard 11 00:00:19,146 --> 00:00:20,271 'cause I never went through that 12 00:00:19,146 --> 00:00:20,271 with my dad. 13 00:00:20,271 --> 00:00:21,813 After my junior year, 14 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:24,021 we ... we rode a tandem bike 15 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:24,021 across Mykonos. 16 00:00:24,021 --> 00:00:27,355 Come to think of it, there were 17 00:00:24,021 --> 00:00:27,355 lots of fathers and sons there. 18 00:00:27,355 --> 00:00:28,563 Phil, sit. 19 00:00:28,563 --> 00:00:31,271 We need to talk about 20 00:00:28,563 --> 00:00:31,271 the ducks. 21 00:00:31,271 --> 00:00:33,021 We hate the ducks. 22 00:00:42,688 --> 00:00:44,688 Again? 23 00:00:42,688 --> 00:00:44,688 You have a problem. 24 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:47,563 I'm hearing 25 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:47,563 a lot of negatives, 26 00:00:47,563 --> 00:00:49,480 but we're overlooking the fact 27 00:00:47,563 --> 00:00:49,480 that Feathers can now fetch. 28 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:51,521 Honey, she pulled a wet 29 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:51,521 hot dog bun out of the sink, 30 00:00:51,521 --> 00:00:52,771 and you said, 31 00:00:51,521 --> 00:00:52,771 "Get the bun." 32 00:00:52,771 --> 00:00:54,313 That doesn't count 33 00:00:52,771 --> 00:00:54,313 as fetching. 34 00:00:54,313 --> 00:00:56,105 Please tell me they're not gonna 35 00:00:54,313 --> 00:00:56,105 live here forever. 36 00:00:56,105 --> 00:00:57,396 You're really not the one 37 00:00:56,105 --> 00:00:57,396 to make that argument. 38 00:00:57,396 --> 00:00:58,813 Oh, 39 00:00:57,396 --> 00:00:58,813 like you're not gonna 40 00:00:58,813 --> 00:01:00,480 die of natural causes 41 00:00:58,813 --> 00:01:00,480 in that bunk bed upstairs. 42 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:02,896 Look, we have provided them 43 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:02,896 with a good home. 44 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:06,230 When they're ready, 45 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:06,230 they'll leave. Could be any day. 46 00:01:06,230 --> 00:01:07,896 Oh, and in the duck's defense, 47 00:01:06,230 --> 00:01:07,896 Claire, 48 00:01:07,896 --> 00:01:09,938 you can't stick your leg 49 00:01:07,896 --> 00:01:09,938 out of your robe at breakfast 50 00:01:09,938 --> 00:01:11,730 and then pretend 51 00:01:09,938 --> 00:01:11,730 to hate the attention. 52 00:01:11,730 --> 00:01:14,980 Um... why didn't you fight harder 53 00:01:11,730 --> 00:01:14,980 about the ducks? 54 00:01:14,980 --> 00:01:16,355 You heard what he said. 55 00:01:16,355 --> 00:01:19,021 The ducks could leave 56 00:01:16,355 --> 00:01:19,021 any day now. 57 00:01:19,021 --> 00:01:21,605 Yeah, or it could be 58 00:01:19,021 --> 00:01:21,605 two months from now. 59 00:01:21,605 --> 00:01:23,688 Or any day now. 60 00:01:23,688 --> 00:01:26,855 Or a month and a half fr... 61 00:01:23,688 --> 00:01:26,855 How are you 62 00:01:23,688 --> 00:01:26,855 not getting this? 63 00:01:38,771 --> 00:01:41,271 Mitch called. He wants to know 64 00:01:38,771 --> 00:01:41,271 when are you bringing 65 00:01:41,271 --> 00:01:43,188 the air mattress 66 00:01:41,271 --> 00:01:43,188 for Lily's sleepover. 67 00:01:43,188 --> 00:01:45,730 You know, for a guy who refuses 68 00:01:43,188 --> 00:01:45,730 to buy his own air mattresses, 69 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:47,563 he's pretty particular 70 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:47,563 about when they arrive. 71 00:01:47,563 --> 00:01:49,146 No, no! 72 00:01:47,563 --> 00:01:49,146 Don't eat my sauce. 73 00:01:49,146 --> 00:01:51,688 Then I won't have enough to sell 74 00:01:49,146 --> 00:01:51,688 at the farmers' market. 75 00:01:51,688 --> 00:01:53,771 No. 76 00:01:51,688 --> 00:01:53,771 Oh, geez. 77 00:01:51,688 --> 00:01:53,771 Not the fat finger. 78 00:01:53,771 --> 00:01:55,063 You always do this 79 00:01:53,771 --> 00:01:55,063 when I put on a few. 80 00:01:55,063 --> 00:01:56,688 I didn't say anything. 81 00:01:56,688 --> 00:01:58,730 It's not what you say. 82 00:01:58,730 --> 00:02:00,813 It's that damn lard 83 00:01:58,730 --> 00:02:00,813 dipstick finger of yours. 84 00:02:00,813 --> 00:02:02,855 It disappeared 85 00:02:00,813 --> 00:02:02,855 up to the second knuckle. 86 00:02:02,855 --> 00:02:04,146 Well, now that 87 00:02:02,855 --> 00:02:04,146 that's over with, 88 00:02:04,146 --> 00:02:05,271 I can finally share my latest 89 00:02:05,271 --> 00:02:06,855 football-related problem. 90 00:02:06,855 --> 00:02:08,605 Mitchell's right. 91 00:02:06,855 --> 00:02:08,605 I should probably get a move on. 92 00:02:08,605 --> 00:02:10,605 The team left me out of 93 00:02:08,605 --> 00:02:10,605 the end-of-the-season prank. 94 00:02:10,605 --> 00:02:12,146 You know, 95 00:02:10,605 --> 00:02:12,146 that takes me back. 96 00:02:12,146 --> 00:02:13,438 We told the school board 97 00:02:13,438 --> 00:02:15,313 that coach Davis 98 00:02:13,438 --> 00:02:15,313 was a Communist. 99 00:02:15,313 --> 00:02:17,230 The man spent a weekend 100 00:02:15,313 --> 00:02:17,230 in jail. 101 00:02:17,230 --> 00:02:18,896 Simpler times. 102 00:02:18,896 --> 00:02:20,438 Well, that's better than 103 00:02:18,896 --> 00:02:20,438 what these meatheads cooked up. 104 00:02:20,438 --> 00:02:21,855 They just parked 105 00:02:20,438 --> 00:02:21,855 the principal's car 106 00:02:21,855 --> 00:02:23,521 in the middle 107 00:02:21,855 --> 00:02:23,521 of the basketball court. 108 00:02:24,813 --> 00:02:27,105 That's not where cars go. 109 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:29,480 Why didn't those meatballs 110 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:29,480 include you? 111 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,188 They think 112 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,188 I'm a goody-two-shoes. 113 00:02:31,188 --> 00:02:33,021 Mm. 114 00:02:31,188 --> 00:02:33,021 I'm not. 115 00:02:33,021 --> 00:02:34,980 Mm. 116 00:02:33,021 --> 00:02:34,980 My own mother? 117 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:37,688 Ay, I'm just saying it wouldn't 118 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:37,688 kill you to break some rules. 119 00:02:37,688 --> 00:02:39,688 You're a minor. 120 00:02:37,688 --> 00:02:39,688 Take advantage of it. 121 00:02:39,688 --> 00:02:40,771 I break the rules. 122 00:02:40,771 --> 00:02:42,146 I just prefer to be suave, 123 00:02:42,146 --> 00:02:44,063 do it with panache 124 00:02:42,146 --> 00:02:44,063 and finesse. 125 00:02:44,063 --> 00:02:45,855 Ay, those are 126 00:02:44,063 --> 00:02:45,855 American shampoos. I know. 127 00:02:45,855 --> 00:02:47,688 Y'all ready for this? 128 00:02:47,688 --> 00:02:50,688 I got our sauce into 129 00:02:47,688 --> 00:02:50,688 the granddaddy 130 00:02:50,688 --> 00:02:53,563 of all holiday gift baskets. 131 00:02:50,688 --> 00:02:53,563 Which one? 132 00:02:53,563 --> 00:02:55,063 It's called Granddaddy's 133 00:02:53,563 --> 00:02:55,063 holiday gift baskets. 134 00:02:55,063 --> 00:02:56,313 Very exclusive. 135 00:02:56,313 --> 00:02:57,896 They want 150 jars... 136 00:02:57,896 --> 00:02:59,855 Yay! 137 00:02:57,896 --> 00:02:59,855 By 6:00 tonight. 138 00:02:59,855 --> 00:03:02,688 No! It's too much sauce 139 00:02:59,855 --> 00:03:02,688 for too little time. 140 00:03:02,688 --> 00:03:04,355 And anyways, I don't have 141 00:03:02,688 --> 00:03:04,355 the key ingredient ... 142 00:03:04,355 --> 00:03:06,063 the blood peppers. 143 00:03:06,063 --> 00:03:08,688 And my cousin can't send me more 144 00:03:06,063 --> 00:03:08,688 from Colombia until next week. 145 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,855 One spicy step 146 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,855 ahead of you. 147 00:03:10,855 --> 00:03:13,230 Enter 148 00:03:10,855 --> 00:03:13,230 the serrano pepper! 149 00:03:13,230 --> 00:03:15,146 Chi-caw! No one 150 00:03:13,230 --> 00:03:15,146 will know the difference. 151 00:03:15,146 --> 00:03:18,480 I will. This sauce 152 00:03:15,146 --> 00:03:18,480 is part of my heritage. 153 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,688 I cannot turn my back 154 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,688 on who I am. 155 00:03:20,688 --> 00:03:22,146 Didn't your hair 156 00:03:20,688 --> 00:03:22,146 used to be darker? 157 00:03:22,146 --> 00:03:23,313 I'm just saying 158 00:03:23,313 --> 00:03:25,146 this is a great opportunity 159 00:03:25,146 --> 00:03:27,105 for our sauce. 160 00:03:27,105 --> 00:03:28,646 "Our sauce"? 161 00:03:28,646 --> 00:03:31,688 All of a sudden, 162 00:03:28,646 --> 00:03:31,688 Cam is calling it "our sauce"? 163 00:03:31,688 --> 00:03:33,688 I got that recipe 164 00:03:31,688 --> 00:03:33,688 from my great aunt 165 00:03:33,688 --> 00:03:37,355 who got it from her mother 166 00:03:33,688 --> 00:03:37,355 who stole it from a blind maid. 167 00:03:37,355 --> 00:03:38,771 How dare he. 168 00:03:38,771 --> 00:03:41,480 Fine. We'll just go get 169 00:03:38,771 --> 00:03:41,480 some blood peppers. 170 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,688 They're impossible to get. 171 00:03:43,688 --> 00:03:46,438 Unless you're willing 172 00:03:43,688 --> 00:03:46,438 to break some rules. 173 00:03:46,438 --> 00:03:48,355 Why are we back on 174 00:03:46,438 --> 00:03:48,355 your thing again? 175 00:03:48,355 --> 00:03:50,146 They just so happen 176 00:03:48,355 --> 00:03:50,146 to grow blood peppers 177 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:51,396 at the botanical gardens. 178 00:03:51,396 --> 00:03:53,313 Great. Let's go. 179 00:03:51,396 --> 00:03:53,313 You're adorable. 180 00:03:53,313 --> 00:03:55,980 We're talking rare flora 181 00:03:53,313 --> 00:03:55,980 in a secure location. 182 00:03:55,980 --> 00:03:58,355 Okay, so, 183 00:03:55,980 --> 00:03:58,355 then what do we do? 184 00:03:55,980 --> 00:03:58,355 First, apologize 185 00:03:58,355 --> 00:03:59,896 for calling me 186 00:03:58,355 --> 00:03:59,896 a goody-goody, 187 00:03:59,896 --> 00:04:01,938 because I'm about 188 00:03:59,896 --> 00:04:01,938 to lay out a plan so daring 189 00:04:01,938 --> 00:04:04,646 that the two of you may not have 190 00:04:01,938 --> 00:04:04,646 the guts to follow it. 191 00:04:04,646 --> 00:04:05,896 Should I take my knife? 192 00:04:05,896 --> 00:04:07,771 I have my baseball bat 193 00:04:05,896 --> 00:04:07,771 in my car. 194 00:04:07,771 --> 00:04:08,855 Okay, 195 00:04:07,771 --> 00:04:08,855 we're stealing a pepper, 196 00:04:08,855 --> 00:04:10,355 not teaching 197 00:04:08,855 --> 00:04:10,355 its family a lesson. 198 00:04:10,355 --> 00:04:11,563 Uh, okay. 199 00:04:11,563 --> 00:04:12,938 I noticed 200 00:04:11,563 --> 00:04:12,938 a few of your professors 201 00:04:12,938 --> 00:04:15,188 in those 202 00:04:12,938 --> 00:04:15,188 mouth-controlled wheelchairs. 203 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:18,021 I think some of them are just 204 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:18,021 faking it to try and look cool. 205 00:04:18,021 --> 00:04:23,021 Domo arigato, 206 00:04:18,021 --> 00:04:23,021 Mr. Robotics lab! What? 207 00:04:23,021 --> 00:04:24,730 Yeah. Come check out 208 00:04:23,021 --> 00:04:24,730 these gloves. They're awesome. 209 00:04:24,730 --> 00:04:27,480 Any movement, 210 00:04:24,730 --> 00:04:27,480 even the slightest motion, 211 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:30,146 will be mirrored 212 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:30,146 by the robotic hands. 213 00:04:30,146 --> 00:04:32,313 Possible applications 214 00:04:30,146 --> 00:04:32,313 are bomb defusement, 215 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:35,605 nuclear reactor repair, 216 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:35,605 and remote neurosurgery. 217 00:04:35,605 --> 00:04:38,313 What has two thumbs 218 00:04:35,605 --> 00:04:38,313 and any lady robot he wants? 219 00:04:38,313 --> 00:04:39,605 This guy. 220 00:04:39,605 --> 00:04:40,938 Dad, this isn't a toy. 221 00:04:40,938 --> 00:04:45,355 Hello, 222 00:04:40,938 --> 00:04:45,355 my loyal robot subjects. 223 00:04:45,355 --> 00:04:46,271 Dad? 224 00:04:46,271 --> 00:04:47,396 Jazz hands! 225 00:04:47,396 --> 00:04:48,813 The other robots 226 00:04:47,396 --> 00:04:48,813 are staring! 227 00:04:48,813 --> 00:04:51,563 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 228 00:04:51,563 --> 00:04:53,730 So, what's going on 229 00:04:51,563 --> 00:04:53,730 at home? 230 00:04:53,730 --> 00:04:55,896 Well, Haley and Luke 231 00:04:53,730 --> 00:04:55,896 aren't around much. 232 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:58,438 Meanwhile, the ducks are awesome 233 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:58,438 and nobody gets it. 234 00:04:58,438 --> 00:05:00,521 You wouldn't believe this, 235 00:04:58,438 --> 00:05:00,521 but one of them can fetch. 236 00:05:00,521 --> 00:05:02,563 Of course I believe it. 237 00:05:00,521 --> 00:05:02,563 One of my professors 238 00:05:02,563 --> 00:05:04,813 taught a chimpanzee 239 00:05:02,563 --> 00:05:04,813 how to play the saxophone. 240 00:05:04,813 --> 00:05:06,980 We all think he's great, 241 00:05:04,813 --> 00:05:06,980 but he only plays jazz, 242 00:05:06,980 --> 00:05:08,771 so there's no way to tell. 243 00:05:06,980 --> 00:05:08,771 Oh. 244 00:05:08,771 --> 00:05:10,313 Tell me about these fellas. 245 00:05:10,313 --> 00:05:12,021 Well, this one's being developed 246 00:05:10,313 --> 00:05:12,021 for the military. 247 00:05:12,021 --> 00:05:13,563 Really? Wow. 248 00:05:12,021 --> 00:05:13,563 Mm-hmm. 249 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,646 What about this adorable guy? 250 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,646 Hello, switch. 251 00:05:15,646 --> 00:05:16,855 Oh, no! 252 00:05:15,646 --> 00:05:16,855 Dad, don't press that. 253 00:05:16,855 --> 00:05:18,313 Oh, he's just 254 00:05:16,855 --> 00:05:18,313 going for a little walk. 255 00:05:18,313 --> 00:05:19,563 Why would you do that? 256 00:05:18,313 --> 00:05:19,563 The master switch! 257 00:05:19,563 --> 00:05:20,563 The what? 258 00:05:22,438 --> 00:05:24,563 No, no, no! 259 00:05:22,438 --> 00:05:24,563 Oh, my God. 260 00:05:24,563 --> 00:05:26,980 It's happening! 261 00:05:24,563 --> 00:05:26,980 They're rising up! 262 00:05:26,980 --> 00:05:28,355 Turn off! 263 00:05:28,355 --> 00:05:29,646 I command you to turn off! 264 00:05:29,646 --> 00:05:30,938 It's not working! 265 00:05:30,938 --> 00:05:32,688 I'm on your side! 266 00:05:30,938 --> 00:05:32,688 Why would you do that? 267 00:05:32,688 --> 00:05:34,313 I don't know 268 00:05:32,688 --> 00:05:34,313 what I was thinking! 269 00:05:34,313 --> 00:05:36,646 I'm so sorry. 270 00:05:39,396 --> 00:05:42,855 Great. Now the captain 271 00:05:39,396 --> 00:05:42,855 of the football team hates me. 272 00:05:48,730 --> 00:05:50,188 Okay, follow my plan 273 00:05:48,730 --> 00:05:50,188 to the letter, 274 00:05:50,188 --> 00:05:51,480 and in 10 minutes, 275 00:05:50,188 --> 00:05:51,480 we'll have peppers in hand. 276 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:52,813 It's Saturday. 277 00:05:52,813 --> 00:05:54,563 William will be working 278 00:05:52,813 --> 00:05:54,563 the rose garden. 279 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:56,230 Fortunately, 280 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:56,230 he'll be distracted. 281 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:58,230 Right now, the aphids 282 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:58,230 have the upper hand. 283 00:05:58,230 --> 00:06:00,188 Cam, when you reach 284 00:05:58,230 --> 00:06:00,188 the stream, 285 00:06:00,188 --> 00:06:03,188 follow it south southeast 286 00:06:00,188 --> 00:06:03,188 to the hummingbird exhibit. 287 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:04,646 Interact with no one. 288 00:06:04,646 --> 00:06:06,521 Excuse me. 289 00:06:04,646 --> 00:06:06,521 Could you take this for us? 290 00:06:06,521 --> 00:06:08,355 Oh, guess 291 00:06:06,521 --> 00:06:08,355 I have a second. 292 00:06:09,563 --> 00:06:11,188 Oh! 293 00:06:09,563 --> 00:06:11,188 Took a picture of myself. 294 00:06:12,563 --> 00:06:14,855 Oh, and now 295 00:06:12,563 --> 00:06:14,855 it's your wallpaper. Uh... 296 00:06:14,855 --> 00:06:18,021 Mom, to avoid detection, 297 00:06:14,855 --> 00:06:18,021 take a circuitous route 298 00:06:18,021 --> 00:06:20,855 to the Edmund and Miriam 299 00:06:18,021 --> 00:06:20,855 Rabinowitz pepper patch. 300 00:06:20,855 --> 00:06:22,605 Hey! 301 00:06:22,605 --> 00:06:24,563 Take me 302 00:06:22,605 --> 00:06:24,563 to the blood peppers. 303 00:06:26,438 --> 00:06:28,980 I'll re-route 304 00:06:26,438 --> 00:06:28,980 the senior citizens' tour... 305 00:06:28,980 --> 00:06:31,563 You've already been this way. 306 00:06:28,980 --> 00:06:31,563 You loved it. 307 00:06:31,563 --> 00:06:34,188 so they're not around 308 00:06:31,563 --> 00:06:34,188 when you arrive at the peppers. 309 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:37,563 Go away, boy. 310 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:40,355 Be on alert. 311 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:40,355 There may be added security. 312 00:06:44,188 --> 00:06:46,063 Wow. 313 00:06:44,188 --> 00:06:46,063 How exhilarating. 314 00:06:46,063 --> 00:06:47,896 I didn't know there was 315 00:06:46,063 --> 00:06:47,896 a caper in our sauce. 316 00:06:47,896 --> 00:06:49,271 How could you? 317 00:06:49,271 --> 00:06:51,355 It's not your recipe. 318 00:06:52,396 --> 00:06:53,813 Hey, girls. 319 00:06:52,396 --> 00:06:53,813 How about a snack? 320 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:55,688 Okay, okay. Sorry. Sorry. 321 00:06:55,688 --> 00:06:57,188 Okay. 322 00:06:57,188 --> 00:06:58,521 I'm hosting a sleepover 323 00:06:58,521 --> 00:07:00,146 for Lily's Vietnamese 324 00:06:58,521 --> 00:07:00,146 dance troupe. 325 00:07:00,146 --> 00:07:02,230 We want her to be more in touch 326 00:07:00,146 --> 00:07:02,230 with her heritage, 327 00:07:02,230 --> 00:07:04,938 but breaking the ice 328 00:07:02,230 --> 00:07:04,938 with the other parents 329 00:07:02,230 --> 00:07:04,938 has been a little tough. 330 00:07:04,938 --> 00:07:07,105 Cam and I are 331 00:07:04,938 --> 00:07:07,105 the only white parents, 332 00:07:07,105 --> 00:07:08,855 the only gay parents, 333 00:07:08,855 --> 00:07:11,063 the only parents 334 00:07:08,855 --> 00:07:11,063 that find us funny. 335 00:07:11,063 --> 00:07:14,646 Hi. Come on in, 336 00:07:11,063 --> 00:07:14,646 Patricia, Ms. Tran. 337 00:07:14,646 --> 00:07:16,271 The girls 338 00:07:14,646 --> 00:07:16,271 are in Lily's room. 339 00:07:16,271 --> 00:07:17,855 Oh, this is 340 00:07:16,271 --> 00:07:17,855 a fun coincidence. 341 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:20,688 We actually had a couple trans 342 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:20,688 over for dinner last ni... 343 00:07:22,063 --> 00:07:23,396 The hardest nut to crack 344 00:07:23,396 --> 00:07:25,605 has been 345 00:07:23,396 --> 00:07:25,605 little Patricia Tran's mother. 346 00:07:25,605 --> 00:07:28,230 I didn't try her homemade pho 347 00:07:25,605 --> 00:07:28,230 at a potluck once, 348 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:30,271 and now she doesn't like me. 349 00:07:30,271 --> 00:07:33,271 You could say it was a little 350 00:07:30,271 --> 00:07:33,271 bit of a pho pa. 351 00:07:33,271 --> 00:07:34,355 Hello. 352 00:07:34,355 --> 00:07:35,980 Your husband? 353 00:07:34,355 --> 00:07:35,980 My dad. 354 00:07:35,980 --> 00:07:38,730 And I prefer brunettes 355 00:07:35,980 --> 00:07:38,730 without beards. I like women. 356 00:07:38,730 --> 00:07:42,063 I'll bring Patricia's medicine 357 00:07:38,730 --> 00:07:42,063 over later. 358 00:07:43,271 --> 00:07:44,896 My purse. 359 00:07:44,896 --> 00:07:46,355 Mm-hmm. 360 00:07:46,355 --> 00:07:47,605 She seems nice. 361 00:07:47,605 --> 00:07:48,896 Yeah. 362 00:07:48,896 --> 00:07:50,646 Hey, grandpa! 363 00:07:48,896 --> 00:07:50,646 Hi, sweetheart! 364 00:07:50,646 --> 00:07:52,396 Little tip ... 365 00:07:50,646 --> 00:07:52,396 you might want the girls 366 00:07:52,396 --> 00:07:54,521 to blow up these air mattresses, 367 00:07:52,396 --> 00:07:54,521 tire them out a little bit. 368 00:07:54,521 --> 00:07:56,146 Oh, I'm not trying 369 00:07:54,521 --> 00:07:56,146 to tire them out. 370 00:07:56,146 --> 00:07:57,396 No. 371 00:07:56,146 --> 00:07:57,396 I'm the fun dad, okay? 372 00:07:57,396 --> 00:07:58,855 I want them 373 00:07:57,396 --> 00:07:58,855 to have a good time. 374 00:07:58,855 --> 00:08:00,105 That's a rookie mistake. 375 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:01,480 When you and Claire 376 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:01,480 were kids, 377 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,146 I was the sleepover champ, 378 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,146 undefeated. 379 00:08:03,146 --> 00:08:04,980 There was never a kid that was 380 00:08:03,146 --> 00:08:04,980 awake later than 7:30. 381 00:08:04,980 --> 00:08:06,438 Oh, no. 382 00:08:04,980 --> 00:08:06,438 I remember my 10th birthday. 383 00:08:06,438 --> 00:08:07,980 You let us wash your car, 384 00:08:06,438 --> 00:08:07,980 and then we carried 385 00:08:07,980 --> 00:08:09,605 the grandfather clock 386 00:08:07,980 --> 00:08:09,605 to the dump. 387 00:08:09,605 --> 00:08:12,438 Yeah, sun exposure 388 00:08:09,605 --> 00:08:12,438 plays a big part. 389 00:08:09,605 --> 00:08:12,438 What's this stuff? 390 00:08:12,438 --> 00:08:15,063 Uh, mom, uh, mailed me 391 00:08:12,438 --> 00:08:15,063 a bunch of stuff 392 00:08:12,438 --> 00:08:15,063 from her garage. 393 00:08:15,063 --> 00:08:17,188 She thought I might like a VCR 394 00:08:15,063 --> 00:08:17,188 and a bunch of old tapes. 395 00:08:17,188 --> 00:08:19,438 Sweet of Dede 396 00:08:17,188 --> 00:08:19,438 to mail you her garbage. 397 00:08:19,438 --> 00:08:21,105 "Jane Fonda Complete Workouts," 398 00:08:21,105 --> 00:08:23,021 "It's Not You, It's Him," 399 00:08:21,105 --> 00:08:23,021 "Cooking With Chocolate." 400 00:08:23,021 --> 00:08:24,938 Pretty much the arc 401 00:08:23,021 --> 00:08:24,938 of our whole marriage. 402 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:27,105 Listen, if you're smart, 403 00:08:27,105 --> 00:08:29,313 you'll let the girls walk 404 00:08:27,105 --> 00:08:29,313 this stuff down to Goodwill. 405 00:08:29,313 --> 00:08:31,646 Or I could provide a fun, 406 00:08:29,313 --> 00:08:31,646 entertaining evening 407 00:08:31,646 --> 00:08:34,271 that will only enrich 408 00:08:31,646 --> 00:08:34,271 my daughter's childhood. 409 00:08:34,271 --> 00:08:36,438 Daddy, will you judge 410 00:08:34,271 --> 00:08:36,438 our screaming contest? 411 00:08:36,438 --> 00:08:38,438 Of course he will! 412 00:08:36,438 --> 00:08:38,438 Hit it, girls! 413 00:08:39,813 --> 00:08:43,396 Okay! You won. You all won. 414 00:08:39,813 --> 00:08:43,396 It's a tie. 415 00:08:43,396 --> 00:08:47,396 Oh, honey, I am so sorry about 416 00:08:43,396 --> 00:08:47,396 what happened in there. 417 00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:49,271 Don't worry about me, 418 00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:49,271 but, you know, 419 00:08:49,271 --> 00:08:52,230 those robots are programmed 420 00:08:49,271 --> 00:08:52,230 to hold a grudge. 421 00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:54,021 Not how I wanted 422 00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:54,021 this to go. 423 00:08:54,021 --> 00:08:56,396 Probably gonna be a while before 424 00:08:54,021 --> 00:08:56,396 I get invited back here, huh? 425 00:08:56,396 --> 00:08:58,688 Dad, it's okay. 426 00:08:58,688 --> 00:09:00,730 You're probably going to be 427 00:08:58,688 --> 00:09:00,730 seeing me a lot more, 428 00:09:00,730 --> 00:09:02,980 considering I want 429 00:09:00,730 --> 00:09:02,980 to move back home 430 00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:05,188 and commute to school 431 00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:05,188 next semester. 432 00:09:05,188 --> 00:09:06,563 Wow. Really? 433 00:09:06,563 --> 00:09:09,146 Yeah. 434 00:09:06,563 --> 00:09:09,146 It's only a half-hour drive. 435 00:09:09,146 --> 00:09:10,355 Are you mad? 436 00:09:10,355 --> 00:09:12,230 Mad? Are you kidding me? 437 00:09:10,355 --> 00:09:12,230 I'm thrilled. 438 00:09:12,230 --> 00:09:14,188 You know 439 00:09:12,230 --> 00:09:14,188 how much I miss you. 440 00:09:14,188 --> 00:09:16,063 We could have our own robot lab 441 00:09:14,188 --> 00:09:16,063 in the garage. 442 00:09:16,063 --> 00:09:17,771 How much 443 00:09:16,063 --> 00:09:17,771 could that possibly cost? 444 00:09:17,771 --> 00:09:19,230 Well 445 00:09:19,230 --> 00:09:22,313 But, uh ... but why? 446 00:09:19,230 --> 00:09:22,313 Did something happen? 447 00:09:22,313 --> 00:09:24,605 No, it's just ... 448 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:27,313 ugh, the people here 449 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:27,313 are all so immature. 450 00:09:27,313 --> 00:09:29,063 They are always 451 00:09:27,313 --> 00:09:29,063 banging on your door 452 00:09:29,063 --> 00:09:31,980 with a beaker full 453 00:09:29,063 --> 00:09:31,980 of margaritas, and... 454 00:09:31,980 --> 00:09:33,480 The nerd noise 455 00:09:31,980 --> 00:09:33,480 is deafening. 456 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,355 Did you bring those 457 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,355 noise-canceling headphones 458 00:09:35,355 --> 00:09:36,521 I asked mom for? 459 00:09:36,521 --> 00:09:38,730 Oh, I am so sorry. 460 00:09:36,521 --> 00:09:38,730 I forgot. 461 00:09:38,730 --> 00:09:40,271 Sometimes my brain cancels out 462 00:09:40,271 --> 00:09:41,521 your mom's noise. 463 00:09:41,521 --> 00:09:43,230 I'll, uh ... 464 00:09:41,521 --> 00:09:43,230 I'll pick some up 465 00:09:43,230 --> 00:09:45,396 while you're in class 466 00:09:43,230 --> 00:09:45,396 and then drop them by the dorm. 467 00:09:45,396 --> 00:09:46,855 Thanks. 468 00:09:46,855 --> 00:09:48,063 Excuse me. 469 00:09:48,063 --> 00:09:49,605 Cannon Ball tonight. 470 00:09:48,063 --> 00:09:49,605 Don't miss it. 471 00:09:49,605 --> 00:09:51,563 Oh, no, no. 472 00:09:49,605 --> 00:09:51,563 Thanks. 473 00:09:51,563 --> 00:09:52,938 - What's that about? 474 00:09:51,563 --> 00:09:52,938 - Excuse me. 475 00:09:52,938 --> 00:09:54,521 Oh, it's just some 476 00:09:52,938 --> 00:09:54,521 stupid tradition where, 477 00:09:54,521 --> 00:09:55,813 at the end 478 00:09:54,521 --> 00:09:55,813 of the semester, 479 00:09:55,813 --> 00:09:57,105 all the freshmen jump off 480 00:09:55,813 --> 00:09:57,105 a high dive 481 00:09:57,105 --> 00:09:58,813 in cheesy prom dresses. 482 00:09:58,813 --> 00:10:00,063 Oh, could be fun. 483 00:10:00,063 --> 00:10:01,438 It definitely won't be. 484 00:10:01,438 --> 00:10:03,021 Well, maybe if you 485 00:10:01,438 --> 00:10:03,021 give it a chance... 486 00:10:03,021 --> 00:10:04,271 No. 487 00:10:03,021 --> 00:10:04,271 You know what, dad? 488 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,771 I-I-I did. 489 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,396 I've ... I've already been 490 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,396 to like 10 parties, 491 00:10:07,396 --> 00:10:08,813 and they're all lame. 492 00:10:08,813 --> 00:10:10,896 Everyone just talks 493 00:10:08,813 --> 00:10:10,896 to their own dorm mate. 494 00:10:10,896 --> 00:10:13,021 Sweetie, sometimes it takes 495 00:10:10,896 --> 00:10:13,021 a while to warm up to people. 496 00:10:13,021 --> 00:10:15,605 What is this about? 497 00:10:13,021 --> 00:10:15,605 Do you not want me to come home? 498 00:10:15,605 --> 00:10:17,980 Is that what this is? 499 00:10:15,605 --> 00:10:17,980 Because fine. 500 00:10:17,980 --> 00:10:20,146 I'll just go get an apartment 501 00:10:17,980 --> 00:10:20,146 off campus. 502 00:10:20,146 --> 00:10:21,355 Alex, don't get mad. 503 00:10:21,355 --> 00:10:22,438 Well, I am mad. 504 00:10:22,438 --> 00:10:23,896 Because I'm actually 505 00:10:22,438 --> 00:10:23,896 smart enough 506 00:10:23,896 --> 00:10:25,438 to know what's working for me 507 00:10:23,896 --> 00:10:25,438 and what isn't, 508 00:10:25,438 --> 00:10:28,563 and this isn't. 509 00:10:28,563 --> 00:10:29,730 I have to go to class. 510 00:10:30,938 --> 00:10:32,730 Heads up! Watch out! 511 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:37,063 How'd he do that? 512 00:10:37,063 --> 00:10:38,313 Mitchell? 513 00:10:38,313 --> 00:10:41,105 In the kitchen, grandpa! 514 00:10:41,105 --> 00:10:43,188 Vietnamese girls 515 00:10:41,105 --> 00:10:43,188 and a man in makeup. 516 00:10:43,188 --> 00:10:45,813 When does Bob Hope 517 00:10:43,188 --> 00:10:45,813 take the stage? 518 00:10:43,188 --> 00:10:45,813 Delightful. 519 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:48,146 You're good to go 520 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:48,146 on the air mattresses. 521 00:10:48,146 --> 00:10:50,730 Good luck 522 00:10:48,146 --> 00:10:50,730 with the sleepover. 523 00:10:52,563 --> 00:10:55,313 Yes, ma'am? 524 00:10:52,563 --> 00:10:55,313 I don't want to be 525 00:10:52,563 --> 00:10:55,313 the fun dad anymore. 526 00:10:55,313 --> 00:10:57,438 I need to knock 527 00:10:55,313 --> 00:10:57,438 these girls out quick. 528 00:10:57,438 --> 00:10:58,688 Teach me. 529 00:11:01,813 --> 00:11:04,313 Let's go, ladies! 530 00:11:01,813 --> 00:11:04,313 Reach to the sky! 531 00:11:04,313 --> 00:11:05,938 How are you better 532 00:11:04,313 --> 00:11:05,938 at this than Jane Fonda? 533 00:11:05,938 --> 00:11:07,313 Mitchell, you can't talk 534 00:11:07,313 --> 00:11:08,646 and feel the burn 535 00:11:07,313 --> 00:11:08,646 at the same time. 536 00:11:08,646 --> 00:11:10,355 donkey-kick 537 00:11:08,646 --> 00:11:10,355 like you mean it, Jennifer. 538 00:11:10,355 --> 00:11:12,896 I'm just curious, because this 539 00:11:10,355 --> 00:11:12,896 tape was on its way to Goodwill, 540 00:11:12,896 --> 00:11:15,313 and all of a sudden, you pulled 541 00:11:12,896 --> 00:11:15,313 it out of your back pocket. 542 00:11:15,313 --> 00:11:16,938 I put on a couple 543 00:11:15,313 --> 00:11:16,938 of extra pounds, 544 00:11:16,938 --> 00:11:19,313 and Jane got me out of a similar 545 00:11:16,938 --> 00:11:19,313 situation in the '80s. 546 00:11:19,313 --> 00:11:21,021 Please tell me you were 547 00:11:19,313 --> 00:11:21,021 wearing leg warmers. 548 00:11:21,021 --> 00:11:22,230 Leave me alone. 549 00:11:21,021 --> 00:11:22,230 Oh. 550 00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:25,480 We got this, girls. 551 00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:25,480 March it out. 552 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,396 Well, for whatever it's worth, 553 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,396 dad, I didn't notice. 554 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:29,021 Gloria did. 555 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,730 She did that little poke thing 556 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,730 to my spare tire. 557 00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:33,063 Lily, keep the beat. 558 00:11:33,063 --> 00:11:35,438 I hate to admit it, but it 559 00:11:33,063 --> 00:11:35,438 bugged the hell out of me. 560 00:11:35,438 --> 00:11:38,396 Kim-ly, we're punching 561 00:11:35,438 --> 00:11:38,396 and we're stepping. 562 00:11:38,396 --> 00:11:39,605 Care to join us? 563 00:11:39,605 --> 00:11:42,146 So, I figured 564 00:11:39,605 --> 00:11:42,146 I'd do this workout 565 00:11:42,146 --> 00:11:44,271 every damn day 566 00:11:42,146 --> 00:11:44,271 of the week 567 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:46,646 until I was nothing 568 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:46,646 but abs, buns, and thighs. 569 00:11:46,646 --> 00:11:48,688 Work your glutes, 570 00:11:46,646 --> 00:11:48,688 Tiffany! 571 00:11:48,688 --> 00:11:50,605 This is 572 00:11:48,688 --> 00:11:50,605 your problem area. 573 00:11:50,605 --> 00:11:52,771 Okay, dad, no offense, 574 00:11:50,605 --> 00:11:52,771 but I've been listening 575 00:11:52,771 --> 00:11:55,396 to you whine about gaining 576 00:11:52,771 --> 00:11:55,396 and losing the same 10 pounds 577 00:11:55,396 --> 00:11:56,813 since, at age 60, 578 00:11:55,396 --> 00:11:56,813 you married 579 00:11:56,813 --> 00:11:58,646 the most beautiful woman 580 00:11:56,813 --> 00:11:58,646 in the world. 581 00:11:58,646 --> 00:12:00,855 And while I appreciate what 582 00:11:58,646 --> 00:12:00,855 might be the rich-white-mannest 583 00:12:00,855 --> 00:12:02,563 of rich-white-man 584 00:12:00,855 --> 00:12:02,563 problems, 585 00:12:02,563 --> 00:12:05,521 this tape is only energizing 586 00:12:02,563 --> 00:12:05,521 these little girls. 587 00:12:05,521 --> 00:12:06,813 This is boring. 588 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,146 Let's go and build a fort 589 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,146 in my room. 590 00:12:08,146 --> 00:12:09,730 Okay. 591 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,313 So, what? 592 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,313 You're just gonna give up? 593 00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:13,021 You got to know 594 00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:13,021 when to surrender. 595 00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:13,021 No, sir. 596 00:12:13,021 --> 00:12:15,521 I'm not losing to the Vietnamese 597 00:12:13,021 --> 00:12:15,521 twice in a lifetime. 598 00:12:15,521 --> 00:12:16,771 Get up. 599 00:12:16,771 --> 00:12:18,396 No man left behind. 600 00:12:16,771 --> 00:12:18,396 Okay. 601 00:12:18,396 --> 00:12:19,730 Look at this golf course. 602 00:12:19,730 --> 00:12:21,563 It's a beautiful home 603 00:12:19,730 --> 00:12:21,563 for ducks. 604 00:12:21,563 --> 00:12:23,980 Okay, now, who's gonna 605 00:12:21,563 --> 00:12:23,980 help me 606 00:12:23,980 --> 00:12:26,021 set these little suckers free, 607 00:12:23,980 --> 00:12:26,021 huh? 608 00:12:26,021 --> 00:12:26,938 You do it. 609 00:12:26,021 --> 00:12:26,938 I'm good. 610 00:12:26,938 --> 00:12:28,521 Oh, come on. 611 00:12:28,521 --> 00:12:30,813 We all hate the ducks. 612 00:12:28,521 --> 00:12:30,813 We all want them gone. 613 00:12:30,813 --> 00:12:32,271 Why do I have to be 614 00:12:30,813 --> 00:12:32,271 the bad guy? 615 00:12:32,271 --> 00:12:33,313 I don't know. 616 00:12:32,271 --> 00:12:33,313 Why am I the pretty one? 617 00:12:33,313 --> 00:12:34,396 We all have our thing. 618 00:12:34,396 --> 00:12:36,855 Fine. Fine. 619 00:12:34,396 --> 00:12:36,855 I'll do it. 620 00:12:36,855 --> 00:12:38,771 Okay. 621 00:12:36,855 --> 00:12:38,771 Get on out there. 622 00:12:38,771 --> 00:12:40,396 There you go. 623 00:12:38,771 --> 00:12:40,396 You're free. Okay. 624 00:12:41,646 --> 00:12:43,021 Why aren't they 625 00:12:41,646 --> 00:12:43,021 going anywhere? 626 00:12:43,021 --> 00:12:44,271 Well, 627 00:12:43,021 --> 00:12:44,271 Miss Thing over there 628 00:12:44,271 --> 00:12:45,771 is still getting herself ready. 629 00:12:45,771 --> 00:12:47,271 I swear 630 00:12:45,771 --> 00:12:47,271 she spent all morning 631 00:12:47,271 --> 00:12:48,438 looking at her reflection 632 00:12:47,271 --> 00:12:48,438 in the water bowl. 633 00:12:48,438 --> 00:12:50,980 How about that weirdo? 634 00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:53,313 Did you see when 635 00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:53,313 he got his bill stuck 636 00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:53,313 in his cage yesterday? 637 00:12:53,313 --> 00:12:54,688 What a sweet little dope. 638 00:12:54,688 --> 00:12:56,980 I know. He's lucky 639 00:12:54,688 --> 00:12:56,980 his sister is so smart. 640 00:12:56,980 --> 00:12:59,563 You know, she figured out 641 00:12:56,980 --> 00:12:59,563 how to unlatch the cage 642 00:12:59,563 --> 00:13:00,688 and set him free. 643 00:12:59,563 --> 00:13:00,688 Oh. 644 00:13:02,813 --> 00:13:05,063 Oh, my God. 645 00:13:05,063 --> 00:13:06,938 Do you guys see 646 00:13:05,063 --> 00:13:06,938 what's happening? 647 00:13:06,938 --> 00:13:08,938 No. 648 00:13:06,938 --> 00:13:08,938 Of course you don't. 649 00:13:08,938 --> 00:13:11,230 The reason why your dad is 650 00:13:08,938 --> 00:13:11,230 so attached to these ducks 651 00:13:11,230 --> 00:13:13,521 is they remind him 652 00:13:11,230 --> 00:13:13,521 of you guys. 653 00:13:13,521 --> 00:13:14,855 We got to get them home. 654 00:13:14,855 --> 00:13:16,230 They're gone. 655 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,188 Oh, my God. 656 00:13:17,188 --> 00:13:19,980 Where are they? 657 00:13:19,980 --> 00:13:21,855 Oh, God. 658 00:13:21,855 --> 00:13:23,646 What the hell? 659 00:13:23,646 --> 00:13:25,355 Does everyone get rid 660 00:13:23,646 --> 00:13:25,355 of their ducks here? 661 00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:33,396 Can't we just 662 00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:33,396 pick any three? 663 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,146 Mnh-mnh. Your father will know 664 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,146 immediately. 665 00:13:35,146 --> 00:13:37,646 Look. I think that might be 666 00:13:35,146 --> 00:13:37,646 the dumb Luke duck. 667 00:13:37,646 --> 00:13:40,146 The one entertaining the others? 668 00:13:40,146 --> 00:13:42,146 His head is caught 669 00:13:40,146 --> 00:13:42,146 in the Fritos bag. 670 00:13:42,146 --> 00:13:44,146 Hey. Isn't that your duck? 671 00:13:42,146 --> 00:13:44,146 Where? 672 00:13:44,146 --> 00:13:47,480 The one pushing oats around with 673 00:13:44,146 --> 00:13:47,480 its beak, pretending to eat. 674 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,313 All right. That's it. 675 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,313 Go get your ducks. Go. 676 00:13:49,313 --> 00:13:50,730 What? No. 677 00:13:49,313 --> 00:13:50,730 It is filthy and filmy. 678 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,188 And that's before 679 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,188 Luke even gets in it. 680 00:13:52,188 --> 00:13:53,521 What's the point 681 00:13:52,188 --> 00:13:53,521 in getting two ducks 682 00:13:53,521 --> 00:13:55,063 if we don't have 683 00:13:53,521 --> 00:13:55,063 the third one? 684 00:13:55,063 --> 00:13:56,313 And how are we supposed to 685 00:13:55,063 --> 00:13:56,313 find the Alex duck? 686 00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:57,438 Wait until New Year's Eve 687 00:13:57,438 --> 00:13:58,646 and see which one 688 00:13:57,438 --> 00:13:58,646 stays home? 689 00:13:58,646 --> 00:14:00,063 No. No. You're right. 690 00:14:00,063 --> 00:14:01,980 We are not going home 691 00:14:00,063 --> 00:14:01,980 without all three ducks. 692 00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:05,396 Hang on. 693 00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:05,396 Let's see if your dad was right. 694 00:14:05,396 --> 00:14:06,396 Feather. 695 00:14:06,396 --> 00:14:09,146 Feather. Fetch. 696 00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:13,813 No way. 697 00:14:13,813 --> 00:14:15,396 Don't just stand there. 698 00:14:13,813 --> 00:14:15,396 Get your ducks. 699 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,813 I just spent a week's salary 700 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,813 on these shoes. 701 00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,896 I'm not ... Oh, look at 702 00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,896 those big brown eyes. 703 00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:21,188 They take up half her face! 704 00:14:21,188 --> 00:14:22,771 I'm coming, Princess! 705 00:14:22,771 --> 00:14:24,105 Aah! 706 00:14:24,896 --> 00:14:26,021 Pardon me. 707 00:14:26,021 --> 00:14:28,396 Sorry. Have fun. 708 00:14:31,646 --> 00:14:35,980 What's the most dangerous type 709 00:14:31,646 --> 00:14:35,980 of uranium cake? 710 00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:37,271 Yellow! 711 00:14:37,271 --> 00:14:38,605 Hey. 712 00:14:38,605 --> 00:14:40,563 What's going on? 713 00:14:40,563 --> 00:14:43,063 Um, I found this inhaler. 714 00:14:40,563 --> 00:14:43,063 Do you know whose it is? 715 00:14:43,063 --> 00:14:45,188 There's only six people here 716 00:14:43,063 --> 00:14:45,188 who don't use those. 717 00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:47,021 They throw them in the air 718 00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:47,021 at graduation. 719 00:14:47,021 --> 00:14:49,021 All right. 720 00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:50,438 Hey, did you bring 721 00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:50,438 those headphones? 722 00:14:50,438 --> 00:14:51,605 Yeah. Right here. 723 00:14:51,605 --> 00:14:53,313 Thanks. 724 00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:57,896 Hey, honey. 725 00:14:57,896 --> 00:15:00,105 I'm sorry about earlier. 726 00:15:00,105 --> 00:15:03,230 I think maybe being on 727 00:15:00,105 --> 00:15:03,230 a college campus took me back, 728 00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:08,271 and some of my own first-year 729 00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:08,271 insecurities bubbled up. 730 00:15:08,271 --> 00:15:10,605 I didn't know anybody, 731 00:15:08,271 --> 00:15:10,605 and no matter 732 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:13,105 how hard I tried, 733 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:13,105 I was always on the outside. 734 00:15:13,105 --> 00:15:15,813 And then suddenly, one day, 735 00:15:13,105 --> 00:15:15,813 something clicked and I was in. 736 00:15:15,813 --> 00:15:18,105 I mean, you never know. 737 00:15:18,105 --> 00:15:19,521 I mean, just because 738 00:15:18,105 --> 00:15:19,521 that happened to you, 739 00:15:19,521 --> 00:15:20,980 doesn't mean that's ... 740 00:15:19,521 --> 00:15:20,980 No, no, no, no, no. 741 00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:22,730 No, that's ... 742 00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:22,730 that's my point. 743 00:15:22,730 --> 00:15:25,896 My story isn't your story. 744 00:15:25,896 --> 00:15:27,605 As intimidating 745 00:15:25,896 --> 00:15:27,605 as this place may be, 746 00:15:27,605 --> 00:15:31,563 I've never seen you walk away 747 00:15:27,605 --> 00:15:31,563 from a challenge. 748 00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:32,896 If you tell me you've given it 749 00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:32,896 your best shot, 750 00:15:32,896 --> 00:15:35,313 then I know you have. 751 00:15:35,313 --> 00:15:36,688 So don't be mad at me, 752 00:15:35,313 --> 00:15:36,688 okay? 753 00:15:36,688 --> 00:15:38,771 I'm not mad. 754 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,146 All right, kiddo. 755 00:15:41,146 --> 00:15:43,730 Your mom and I will be back 756 00:15:41,146 --> 00:15:43,730 next week to pack you up. 757 00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:45,521 I love you. 758 00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:45,521 I love you, too. 759 00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:50,146 Bye. 760 00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:50,146 Bye. 761 00:16:02,771 --> 00:16:06,438 Okay. Granddaddy's truck's 762 00:16:02,771 --> 00:16:06,438 gonna be here in 84 minutes. 763 00:16:06,438 --> 00:16:08,646 So, we're tightening, 764 00:16:06,438 --> 00:16:08,646 we're stirring, we're chopping. 765 00:16:08,646 --> 00:16:09,771 Bottle it up! 766 00:16:09,771 --> 00:16:11,105 I can't. 767 00:16:09,771 --> 00:16:11,105 I'm just too excited. 768 00:16:11,105 --> 00:16:12,605 Oh, oh, you mean 769 00:16:11,105 --> 00:16:12,605 the sauce in the ... 770 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,646 Got it. Yes. Mm-hmm. 771 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,646 Mm-hmm. 772 00:16:14,646 --> 00:16:17,105 Cam... 773 00:16:17,105 --> 00:16:18,813 What is this? 774 00:16:17,105 --> 00:16:18,813 Oh, my gosh. 775 00:16:18,813 --> 00:16:19,771 You weren't supposed 776 00:16:18,813 --> 00:16:19,771 to see these yet. 777 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,355 This is just a potential 778 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:24,188 label idea 779 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:24,188 that I-I had mocked up. 780 00:16:24,188 --> 00:16:25,938 So... 781 00:16:24,188 --> 00:16:25,938 But I am not even on it. 782 00:16:25,938 --> 00:16:27,813 No, you are. Yes, you are. 783 00:16:25,938 --> 00:16:27,813 See? You're the silhouette 784 00:16:27,813 --> 00:16:29,355 right here 785 00:16:27,813 --> 00:16:29,355 by the nutritional facts. 786 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:30,938 That way, 787 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:30,938 people are looking at you 788 00:16:30,938 --> 00:16:32,188 and not the toxic amount 789 00:16:30,938 --> 00:16:32,188 of sodium. 790 00:16:32,188 --> 00:16:33,521 I have others, too. 791 00:16:33,521 --> 00:16:35,688 You know, I have one 792 00:16:33,521 --> 00:16:35,688 of us on a pepper rocket 793 00:16:35,688 --> 00:16:37,063 on our way 794 00:16:35,688 --> 00:16:37,063 to Flavor City. 795 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:39,230 You're in front of me, 796 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:39,230 and it's cute. 797 00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:41,355 You know what? I don't think 798 00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:41,355 this partnership is working. 799 00:16:43,063 --> 00:16:44,063 What are you saying? 800 00:16:44,063 --> 00:16:45,271 What am I saying? 801 00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:46,896 This is family's sauce, 802 00:16:46,896 --> 00:16:49,146 and you have already tried 803 00:16:46,896 --> 00:16:49,146 to change the recipe. 804 00:16:49,146 --> 00:16:52,438 You took a huge order 805 00:16:49,146 --> 00:16:52,438 without even asking me. 806 00:16:52,438 --> 00:16:54,313 And now this? 807 00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:58,438 If I am going to Flavor City, 808 00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:58,438 I am going by myself. 809 00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:02,813 You're breaking up 810 00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:02,813 with me? 811 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,438 When I first started dating Cam, 812 00:17:04,438 --> 00:17:06,396 his ex-boyfriend 813 00:17:04,438 --> 00:17:06,396 gave me a heads up. 814 00:17:06,396 --> 00:17:08,355 He said, "Cam's a great guy, 815 00:17:08,355 --> 00:17:10,438 but I hope you never have to 816 00:17:08,355 --> 00:17:10,438 break up with him." 817 00:17:10,438 --> 00:17:12,063 And I said, 818 00:17:10,438 --> 00:17:12,063 "Why? Does he get angry, 819 00:17:12,063 --> 00:17:14,146 weepy, jealous, despondent?" 820 00:17:14,146 --> 00:17:16,230 He said, "yes." 821 00:17:16,230 --> 00:17:18,188 You're breaking up 822 00:17:16,230 --> 00:17:18,188 with me? 823 00:17:18,188 --> 00:17:19,938 This business 824 00:17:18,188 --> 00:17:19,938 was my idea. 825 00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:21,730 I got you into 826 00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:21,730 the farmers' market. 827 00:17:21,730 --> 00:17:23,605 I got you into 828 00:17:21,730 --> 00:17:23,605 those baskets. 829 00:17:23,605 --> 00:17:26,521 You were nothing but a housewife 830 00:17:23,605 --> 00:17:26,521 when I found you. 831 00:17:26,521 --> 00:17:28,563 I didn't mean that. 832 00:17:26,521 --> 00:17:28,563 I've always admired you. 833 00:17:28,563 --> 00:17:30,063 Being a housewife is 834 00:17:28,563 --> 00:17:30,063 the hardest job on the planet. 835 00:17:30,063 --> 00:17:31,730 You're never not at work. 836 00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:33,355 It's just ... 837 00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:33,355 How did we get to this place? 838 00:17:33,355 --> 00:17:34,938 Unless... 839 00:17:34,938 --> 00:17:36,855 There's someone else, 840 00:17:34,938 --> 00:17:36,855 isn't there? 841 00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:39,271 Oh, wow. 842 00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:39,271 How could I be so blind? 843 00:17:39,271 --> 00:17:41,688 Let me guess ... somebody 844 00:17:39,271 --> 00:17:41,688 with more experience? 845 00:17:41,688 --> 00:17:44,355 Somebody Colombian? 846 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,980 Well, 847 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,980 you're no picnic, either. 848 00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:49,313 So, who is it? 849 00:17:49,313 --> 00:17:51,146 Hmm? 850 00:17:51,146 --> 00:17:52,230 Say something! 851 00:17:53,396 --> 00:17:55,646 I've seen my mom break up 852 00:17:53,396 --> 00:17:55,646 with a lot of guys. 853 00:17:55,646 --> 00:17:58,355 She has this weird power 854 00:17:55,646 --> 00:17:58,355 to get them to do all the work. 855 00:17:58,355 --> 00:17:59,688 One minute, they're a mess. 856 00:17:59,688 --> 00:18:01,146 The next, they're thanking her 857 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,896 for the best year 858 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,896 of their lives. 859 00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:05,063 The last guy helped us 860 00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:05,063 move into Jay's house. 861 00:18:05,063 --> 00:18:06,980 You knew. 862 00:18:05,063 --> 00:18:06,980 You knew I needed 863 00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:09,313 the motivation 864 00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:09,313 to create my own sauce. 865 00:18:09,313 --> 00:18:10,563 You knew all along. 866 00:18:10,563 --> 00:18:12,230 You're welcome, Cam. 867 00:18:10,563 --> 00:18:12,230 And don't worry. 868 00:18:12,230 --> 00:18:14,313 I know that one day, 869 00:18:12,230 --> 00:18:14,313 you're gonna have your sauce 870 00:18:14,313 --> 00:18:16,146 in Granddaddy's basket. 871 00:18:16,146 --> 00:18:17,938 Well, 872 00:18:16,146 --> 00:18:17,938 that paints a picture. 873 00:18:17,938 --> 00:18:19,855 Now, see, there's lots of stuff 874 00:18:17,938 --> 00:18:19,855 here to tire the kids out. 875 00:18:19,855 --> 00:18:22,313 Look ... bricks for carrying, 876 00:18:19,855 --> 00:18:22,313 shovels for digging. 877 00:18:22,313 --> 00:18:23,605 Shovels. 878 00:18:22,313 --> 00:18:23,605 When did we get shovels? 879 00:18:23,605 --> 00:18:24,646 Okay, well, 880 00:18:23,605 --> 00:18:24,646 whatever you're doing, 881 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,063 can you do it someplace else? 882 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,271 I'm helping Gloria bottle 883 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,271 her sauce, 884 00:18:27,271 --> 00:18:28,688 and we're 885 00:18:27,271 --> 00:18:28,688 running out of time. 886 00:18:28,688 --> 00:18:30,146 Ay, Cam. 887 00:18:28,688 --> 00:18:30,146 I think it's too late. 888 00:18:30,146 --> 00:18:32,146 I don't think we have 889 00:18:30,146 --> 00:18:32,146 enough time to finish. 890 00:18:32,146 --> 00:18:33,646 You might. 891 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,813 Oh, Ms. Tran. 892 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,813 Is that Patricia's medicine? 893 00:18:35,813 --> 00:18:38,646 Pick up the pace, ladies! 894 00:18:38,646 --> 00:18:40,771 Come on! We've only got 895 00:18:38,646 --> 00:18:40,771 20 minutes! 896 00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:43,188 Trust me. This is 897 00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:43,188 slightly better than it looks. 898 00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:44,855 My fingers hurt. 899 00:18:44,855 --> 00:18:47,730 Hey, honey, what did I say 900 00:18:44,855 --> 00:18:47,730 about talking on the line? 901 00:18:51,355 --> 00:18:53,521 Okay. Let's just get these ducks 902 00:18:51,355 --> 00:18:53,521 back into the garage 903 00:18:53,521 --> 00:18:54,980 as fast as we can, 904 00:18:53,521 --> 00:18:54,980 and please be quiet. 905 00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:55,980 I don't want 906 00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:55,980 your father to hear us. 907 00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:55,980 Hello. 908 00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:57,355 Oh, uh... 909 00:18:57,355 --> 00:18:59,355 I got home early and noticed 910 00:18:57,355 --> 00:18:59,355 the six of you 911 00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:01,896 had... ducked out. 912 00:19:01,896 --> 00:19:03,813 Well, we know how much 913 00:19:01,896 --> 00:19:03,813 you love the ducks, 914 00:19:03,813 --> 00:19:05,771 and ... and we wanted 915 00:19:03,813 --> 00:19:05,771 to play with them, too. 916 00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:08,063 And we ... 917 00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:08,063 And what, Claire? 918 00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,646 The craziest thing 919 00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,646 happened? 920 00:19:09,646 --> 00:19:12,063 You turned a hard corner, 921 00:19:09,646 --> 00:19:12,063 the cage banged open, 922 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,021 one of them hit 923 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,021 the sunroof button, 924 00:19:14,021 --> 00:19:16,896 and out they flew, leaving us 925 00:19:14,021 --> 00:19:16,896 with nothing but an empty ... 926 00:19:16,896 --> 00:19:19,063 I interrupted you. 927 00:19:16,896 --> 00:19:19,063 Go on. 928 00:19:19,063 --> 00:19:21,521 We have not always 929 00:19:19,063 --> 00:19:21,521 loved the ducks, Phil, 930 00:19:21,521 --> 00:19:23,605 but I think 931 00:19:21,521 --> 00:19:23,605 we're starting to get it. 932 00:19:23,605 --> 00:19:26,230 Yeah. We want them to stay. 933 00:19:23,605 --> 00:19:26,230 We know why you love them. 934 00:19:26,230 --> 00:19:27,938 Thank you. 935 00:19:27,938 --> 00:19:29,563 I always knew it was 936 00:19:27,938 --> 00:19:29,563 only a matter of time 937 00:19:29,563 --> 00:19:31,730 before these little scamps 938 00:19:29,563 --> 00:19:31,730 waddled into your hearts 939 00:19:31,730 --> 00:19:34,063 just like they did mine. 940 00:19:34,063 --> 00:19:35,938 Now, come on. Help me throw them 941 00:19:34,063 --> 00:19:35,938 out the window. 942 00:19:37,730 --> 00:19:38,980 Dad, what are you doing? 943 00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:42,188 It is time for them to go. 944 00:19:42,188 --> 00:19:43,980 But, honey, are you sure 945 00:19:42,188 --> 00:19:43,980 they can even fly? 946 00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:46,188 According to the Internet, 947 00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:46,188 they were ready a month ago. 948 00:19:46,188 --> 00:19:48,188 At breakfast, you were 949 00:19:46,188 --> 00:19:48,188 giving them shoulder rubs. 950 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,438 What happened? 951 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,438 I realized today 952 00:19:50,438 --> 00:19:51,521 that I may have been 953 00:19:50,438 --> 00:19:51,521 holding them back 954 00:19:51,521 --> 00:19:53,521 because that was fun 955 00:19:51,521 --> 00:19:53,521 for me. 956 00:19:53,521 --> 00:19:58,271 But in the end, you got to let 957 00:19:53,521 --> 00:19:58,271 them spread their wings, right? 958 00:20:00,105 --> 00:20:02,771 Whoo! Let's go! 959 00:20:00,105 --> 00:20:02,771 GIRL #2: All right, Alex! 960 00:20:02,771 --> 00:20:06,396 All right, Alex! Go! 961 00:20:06,396 --> 00:20:08,396 All right, guys. 962 00:20:06,396 --> 00:20:08,396 Let's do this. 963 00:20:08,396 --> 00:20:11,105 One, two... 964 00:20:11,105 --> 00:20:12,855 Come visit us! 965 00:20:13,896 --> 00:20:16,688 Make good choices! 966 00:20:16,688 --> 00:20:19,021 In many ways, 967 00:20:16,688 --> 00:20:19,021 you fetched me! 968 00:20:34,188 --> 00:20:36,855 You caught me. 969 00:20:36,855 --> 00:20:38,563 I know 970 00:20:36,855 --> 00:20:38,563 they're not coming back. 971 00:20:38,563 --> 00:20:41,313 Mm, sometimes they do. 972 00:20:42,688 --> 00:20:45,480 Hello? 973 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,188 Hey, Alex. 974 00:20:47,188 --> 00:20:50,438 What's going on, 975 00:20:47,188 --> 00:20:50,438 sweetheart? 976 00:20:50,438 --> 00:20:51,605 Yeah? 977 00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:59,188 "Once the lower spring hinge 978 00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:59,188 is secured, 979 00:20:59,188 --> 00:21:02,271 you can then attach 980 00:20:59,188 --> 00:21:02,271 the closet door." 981 00:21:05,938 --> 00:21:08,146 They're all sleeping, Mitch. 982 00:21:08,146 --> 00:21:10,396 Not bad. 983 00:21:10,396 --> 00:21:13,938 7:45. Room for improvement. 984 00:21:15,688 --> 00:21:18,521 Well, it looks like 985 00:21:15,688 --> 00:21:18,521 I'm still undefeated. 986 00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:36,855 Captions by VITAC :