1 00:00:02,580 --> 00:00:03,954 Okay, five Newtonian 2 00:00:02,580 --> 00:00:03,954 equations down. 3 00:00:03,954 --> 00:00:05,577 Only seven quantum mechanical 4 00:00:03,954 --> 00:00:05,577 proofs to go! 5 00:00:05,577 --> 00:00:07,825 We are cooking 6 00:00:05,577 --> 00:00:07,825 with C-H-4. 7 00:00:07,825 --> 00:00:10,655 Ohh! 8 00:00:07,825 --> 00:00:10,655 Cooking with gas. 9 00:00:10,655 --> 00:00:12,570 And they're both single, 10 00:00:10,655 --> 00:00:12,570 fellas. 11 00:00:12,570 --> 00:00:14,818 Come on, guys. 12 00:00:12,570 --> 00:00:14,818 Can't we just have one day 13 00:00:14,818 --> 00:00:16,983 where we respect and support 14 00:00:14,818 --> 00:00:16,983 one another? 15 00:00:16,983 --> 00:00:17,815 Hello, family. 16 00:00:18,939 --> 00:00:21,561 There was an incident 17 00:00:18,939 --> 00:00:21,561 this morning 18 00:00:21,561 --> 00:00:23,185 at our annual neighborhood 19 00:00:21,561 --> 00:00:23,185 block party. 20 00:00:23,185 --> 00:00:25,724 Cam usually provides the 21 00:00:23,185 --> 00:00:25,724 entertainment at these things, 22 00:00:25,724 --> 00:00:28,429 but he had Lily's birthday 23 00:00:25,724 --> 00:00:28,429 party, so Phil volunteered. 24 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:30,677 Who needs a Fizbo 25 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:30,677 if you can have a Philbo? 26 00:00:30,677 --> 00:00:32,134 What? 27 00:00:32,134 --> 00:00:34,174 I mean, where does it end? 28 00:00:34,174 --> 00:00:36,214 It's so long! 29 00:00:34,174 --> 00:00:36,214 It's comically long, 30 00:00:36,214 --> 00:00:37,587 when you think about it. 31 00:00:37,587 --> 00:00:40,459 Thing is, 32 00:00:37,587 --> 00:00:40,459 Phil's terrified of clowns. 33 00:00:40,459 --> 00:00:43,247 Just thought if I was the clown, 34 00:00:40,459 --> 00:00:43,247 I wouldn't be scared. 35 00:00:43,247 --> 00:00:45,537 Like how you can't 36 00:00:43,247 --> 00:00:45,537 tickle yourself. 37 00:00:47,285 --> 00:00:48,326 Sebastian, no! 38 00:00:48,326 --> 00:00:50,490 I got this! 39 00:00:48,326 --> 00:00:50,490 Sebastian! 40 00:00:50,490 --> 00:00:52,073 Your mom's worried 41 00:00:50,490 --> 00:00:52,073 about you, buddy, 42 00:00:52,073 --> 00:00:53,737 even though there's absolutely 43 00:00:52,073 --> 00:00:53,737 no reason to be ... 44 00:00:56,693 --> 00:00:58,857 Smell ... Oh, God. 45 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:04,393 S-s-s-clowns! 46 00:01:04,393 --> 00:01:05,684 Honey. 47 00:01:05,684 --> 00:01:08,806 They were everywhere. 48 00:01:08,806 --> 00:01:11,761 I recognize that I embarrassed 49 00:01:08,806 --> 00:01:11,761 the family this morning, 50 00:01:11,761 --> 00:01:13,259 but I assure you that ... 51 00:01:13,259 --> 00:01:16,423 Phil, honey, just come on 52 00:01:13,259 --> 00:01:16,423 over here for one second. 53 00:01:16,423 --> 00:01:18,088 Just a sec. 54 00:01:18,088 --> 00:01:21,501 Honey, you are not the first 55 00:01:18,088 --> 00:01:21,501 person to put on a clown outfit, 56 00:01:21,501 --> 00:01:23,916 walk into 57 00:01:21,501 --> 00:01:23,916 a hall of mirrors, and ... 58 00:01:23,916 --> 00:01:25,872 I guess 59 00:01:23,916 --> 00:01:25,872 what I'm saying is 60 00:01:25,872 --> 00:01:29,743 if you think you need to do 61 00:01:25,872 --> 00:01:29,743 something to make up for that, 62 00:01:29,743 --> 00:01:31,034 don't think that. 63 00:01:31,034 --> 00:01:32,282 - No! 64 00:01:32,282 --> 00:01:33,447 Oh, my God, 65 00:01:32,282 --> 00:01:33,447 the computer froze! 66 00:01:33,447 --> 00:01:34,613 - Daddy to the rescue! 67 00:01:33,447 --> 00:01:34,613 - Um... 68 00:01:34,613 --> 00:01:36,070 Well, I feel heard. 69 00:01:36,070 --> 00:01:37,568 Yeah, you know what, Dad? 70 00:01:36,070 --> 00:01:37,568 I-I think it's okay. 71 00:01:37,568 --> 00:01:38,942 I just need to do 72 00:01:37,568 --> 00:01:38,942 a hard reset ... 73 00:01:38,942 --> 00:01:40,232 No, I don't think 74 00:01:38,942 --> 00:01:40,232 it's a reset issue. 75 00:01:40,232 --> 00:01:42,522 I think the surge protector 76 00:01:40,232 --> 00:01:42,522 just blew. 77 00:01:42,522 --> 00:01:47,475 I am going to plug this bad boy 78 00:01:42,522 --> 00:01:47,475 directly into the wall and ... 79 00:01:47,475 --> 00:01:49,141 (thunder crashes, 80 00:01:47,475 --> 00:01:49,141 electricity zaps) 81 00:01:49,141 --> 00:01:50,722 Oh, my God! 82 00:01:49,141 --> 00:01:50,722 You fried my computer! 83 00:01:50,722 --> 00:01:52,220 All of our work is gone! 84 00:01:52,220 --> 00:01:53,886 Honey, calm down. 85 00:01:52,220 --> 00:01:53,886 These hard drives are designed 86 00:01:53,886 --> 00:01:55,384 to withstand temperatures 87 00:01:53,886 --> 00:01:55,384 of up ... 88 00:01:55,384 --> 00:01:57,632 - Aaaah! 89 00:01:55,384 --> 00:01:57,632 - Oh, my God, it's on fire! 90 00:02:11,618 --> 00:02:13,699 Damn it. 91 00:02:13,699 --> 00:02:15,031 What is wrong? 92 00:02:15,031 --> 00:02:17,071 Huh? Nothing. 93 00:02:17,071 --> 00:02:19,610 You know, I totally forgot 94 00:02:17,071 --> 00:02:19,610 some of my Navy buddies 95 00:02:19,610 --> 00:02:20,942 are meeting downtown later 96 00:02:20,942 --> 00:02:22,982 for a little reunion 97 00:02:20,942 --> 00:02:22,982 at O'Brien's pub. 98 00:02:22,982 --> 00:02:24,980 Well, nothing special 99 00:02:22,982 --> 00:02:24,980 is happening here today, 100 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:26,478 so you have 101 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:26,478 permission to go. 102 00:02:26,478 --> 00:02:28,102 Well, I don't really need 103 00:02:26,478 --> 00:02:28,102 your permission. 104 00:02:28,102 --> 00:02:31,264 Why don't you just keep quiet 105 00:02:28,102 --> 00:02:31,264 and take yes for an answer? 106 00:02:31,264 --> 00:02:35,510 Ay, there's my handsome, 107 00:02:31,264 --> 00:02:35,510 perfect, amazing boy! 108 00:02:35,510 --> 00:02:37,009 Still not going 109 00:02:35,510 --> 00:02:37,009 on the class trip. 110 00:02:37,009 --> 00:02:38,799 Why are you being such a dummy? 111 00:02:37,009 --> 00:02:38,799 Is this because I ... 112 00:02:38,799 --> 00:02:40,172 Mom, I don't want 113 00:02:38,799 --> 00:02:40,172 to talk about it. 114 00:02:40,172 --> 00:02:42,212 Why am I the only one 115 00:02:40,172 --> 00:02:42,212 in this house 116 00:02:42,212 --> 00:02:44,376 that ever wants to talk 117 00:02:42,212 --> 00:02:44,376 about things? 118 00:02:45,334 --> 00:02:46,791 Ay, papi, what is wrong? 119 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:48,664 Not now. 120 00:02:49,580 --> 00:02:51,037 Okay, that's it. 121 00:02:51,037 --> 00:02:53,035 If the men in this house 122 00:02:51,037 --> 00:02:53,035 don't start talking to me, 123 00:02:53,035 --> 00:02:55,949 I swear to God that I will 124 00:02:53,035 --> 00:02:55,949 make life miserable 125 00:02:55,949 --> 00:02:57,363 for each and every one 126 00:02:55,949 --> 00:02:57,363 of you! 127 00:02:57,363 --> 00:02:58,529 (thunder crashes, 128 00:02:57,363 --> 00:02:58,529 electricity zapping) 129 00:02:58,529 --> 00:03:00,777 No, not yet. 130 00:03:00,777 --> 00:03:02,525 Oh, don't tell me the power 131 00:03:00,777 --> 00:03:02,525 just went out! 132 00:03:02,525 --> 00:03:04,481 My Sleep Number bed is stuck 133 00:03:02,525 --> 00:03:04,481 on the nap setting. 134 00:03:04,481 --> 00:03:07,103 Calm down. This is exactly why 135 00:03:04,481 --> 00:03:07,103 I sprung for a new generator. 136 00:03:08,519 --> 00:03:09,976 Which, you're welcome, 137 00:03:08,519 --> 00:03:09,976 just kicked in. 138 00:03:09,976 --> 00:03:11,516 Now, granted, 139 00:03:09,976 --> 00:03:11,516 it doesn't power everything. 140 00:03:11,516 --> 00:03:13,306 I had to make 141 00:03:11,516 --> 00:03:13,306 some hard choices. 142 00:03:13,306 --> 00:03:15,595 Hmm. That's it? 143 00:03:13,306 --> 00:03:15,595 The bar and the pool table? 144 00:03:15,595 --> 00:03:17,927 The frigerator's black. 145 00:03:17,927 --> 00:03:19,341 Okay, Jay, you're not leaving 146 00:03:19,341 --> 00:03:21,381 until you put power 147 00:03:19,341 --> 00:03:21,381 in the important things. 148 00:03:21,381 --> 00:03:24,004 I swear to God, don't make me 149 00:03:21,381 --> 00:03:24,004 more mad than I already am! 150 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:25,335 Can't I just do it 151 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:25,335 when I get back? 152 00:03:26,418 --> 00:03:27,958 Would you stop doing that? 153 00:03:29,873 --> 00:03:31,329 It's Lily's 8th birthday, 154 00:03:31,329 --> 00:03:33,827 and we had a little 155 00:03:31,329 --> 00:03:33,827 backyard party planned. 156 00:03:33,827 --> 00:03:35,367 Hot dogs, some balloons ... 157 00:03:35,367 --> 00:03:37,698 you know, I mean, we really 158 00:03:35,367 --> 00:03:37,698 just threw it together. 159 00:03:37,698 --> 00:03:39,530 Kind of like my birthday party 160 00:03:37,698 --> 00:03:39,530 last year. 161 00:03:39,530 --> 00:03:42,152 Okay, you told me that you did 162 00:03:39,530 --> 00:03:42,152 not want me to do anything ... 163 00:03:42,152 --> 00:03:44,358 Anyway, we were all set 164 00:03:42,152 --> 00:03:44,358 for a casual kids' party, 165 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:46,439 but then 166 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:46,439 Lily got an e-mail. 167 00:03:46,439 --> 00:03:48,687 She's coming! She's coming! 168 00:03:46,439 --> 00:03:48,687 She's coming! Ashley's coming! 169 00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:50,144 Ashley's coming? 170 00:03:50,144 --> 00:03:51,559 Mitchell, 171 00:03:50,144 --> 00:03:51,559 Ashley's coming! 172 00:03:51,559 --> 00:03:53,141 Oh, my God! 173 00:03:51,559 --> 00:03:53,141 Well, now, wait a minute. 174 00:03:53,141 --> 00:03:54,598 Ashley S. or Ashley W.? 175 00:03:54,598 --> 00:03:55,805 "W"! 176 00:03:55,805 --> 00:03:58,886 Ashley W.'s coming! 177 00:03:58,886 --> 00:04:01,299 Ashley is the most popular girl 178 00:03:58,886 --> 00:04:01,299 in Lily's class. 179 00:04:01,299 --> 00:04:02,840 I mean, you invite her... 180 00:04:01,299 --> 00:04:02,840 Yeah. 181 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:04,755 but you never think 182 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:04,755 she's gonna accept. 183 00:04:04,755 --> 00:04:06,419 No. Something must have fallen 184 00:04:04,755 --> 00:04:06,419 through, or ... 185 00:04:06,419 --> 00:04:08,584 The point is, she decides 186 00:04:06,419 --> 00:04:08,584 who's in and who's out. 187 00:04:08,584 --> 00:04:10,082 So we had to up our game. 188 00:04:10,082 --> 00:04:11,456 Which was a fun challenge. 189 00:04:11,456 --> 00:04:13,079 Yeah, considering 190 00:04:11,456 --> 00:04:13,079 it had been a while 191 00:04:13,079 --> 00:04:15,285 since we'd thrown any sort of 192 00:04:13,079 --> 00:04:15,285 fabulous birthday party. 193 00:04:15,285 --> 00:04:17,242 You begged me not to make 194 00:04:15,285 --> 00:04:17,242 a fuss. You said ... 195 00:04:17,242 --> 00:04:18,949 Oh, because that sounds 196 00:04:17,242 --> 00:04:18,949 like me, yeah. 197 00:04:18,949 --> 00:04:20,530 All right. 198 00:04:18,949 --> 00:04:20,530 Once Sophie boards the bus, 199 00:04:20,530 --> 00:04:22,820 we will be on our way 200 00:04:20,530 --> 00:04:22,820 to the Princess Park, 201 00:04:22,820 --> 00:04:25,859 where we will all pick out 202 00:04:22,820 --> 00:04:25,859 our princess costumes! 203 00:04:27,357 --> 00:04:29,521 I think Ashley's having 204 00:04:27,357 --> 00:04:29,521 a really good time. 205 00:04:29,521 --> 00:04:31,061 Yeah? 206 00:04:29,521 --> 00:04:31,061 How can you tell? 207 00:04:31,061 --> 00:04:32,352 She's still here. 208 00:04:32,352 --> 00:04:33,309 (thunder crashes, 209 00:04:32,352 --> 00:04:33,309 girls scream) 210 00:04:33,309 --> 00:04:34,350 Oh! 211 00:04:34,350 --> 00:04:35,765 Oh, no! 212 00:04:34,350 --> 00:04:35,765 Is it raining? 213 00:04:35,765 --> 00:04:37,222 Not to worry, sweetie. 214 00:04:35,765 --> 00:04:37,222 We have parasols. 215 00:04:37,222 --> 00:04:38,929 Oh! 216 00:04:37,222 --> 00:04:38,929 Oh... 217 00:04:38,929 --> 00:04:40,219 It worked! 218 00:04:40,219 --> 00:04:42,008 Good. I powered up 219 00:04:40,219 --> 00:04:42,008 all your essentials. 220 00:04:42,008 --> 00:04:43,591 Now I'm gonna go meet 221 00:04:42,008 --> 00:04:43,591 my buddies. 222 00:04:43,591 --> 00:04:45,714 I see my espresso machine 223 00:04:43,591 --> 00:04:45,714 didn't make the cut, 224 00:04:45,714 --> 00:04:47,170 but I'll manage. 225 00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:49,168 One of the guys I'm meeting 226 00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:49,168 was lost at sea once. 227 00:04:49,168 --> 00:04:50,459 Had to eat a jellyfish. 228 00:04:50,459 --> 00:04:51,833 I'll speak to him 229 00:04:50,459 --> 00:04:51,833 of your courage. 230 00:04:53,914 --> 00:04:57,243 So, power's out. 231 00:04:53,914 --> 00:04:57,243 Had to come over real quick. 232 00:04:57,243 --> 00:04:58,867 Phil got dressed up 233 00:04:57,243 --> 00:04:58,867 as a clown 234 00:04:58,867 --> 00:05:00,574 and then had a panic attack 235 00:04:58,867 --> 00:05:00,574 in a hall of mirrors, 236 00:05:00,574 --> 00:05:02,197 so he's gonna be looking to 237 00:05:00,574 --> 00:05:02,197 overcompensate for a lot, 238 00:05:02,197 --> 00:05:03,571 so please don't indulge 239 00:05:02,197 --> 00:05:03,571 in any of his ... 240 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:04,653 - Hey, Jay. 241 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:04,653 - Right here. 242 00:05:04,653 --> 00:05:06,109 I remembered you had 243 00:05:04,653 --> 00:05:06,109 a generator. 244 00:05:06,109 --> 00:05:08,191 I'm just gonna upload 245 00:05:06,109 --> 00:05:08,191 a few quick files for Alex. 246 00:05:08,191 --> 00:05:09,231 Don't ask. 247 00:05:09,231 --> 00:05:10,397 I never do. 248 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:12,187 I can't open the jar. 249 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:15,142 Well, lucky for you 250 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:15,142 your uncle ... 251 00:05:15,142 --> 00:05:17,140 brother-in-law Phil 252 00:05:15,142 --> 00:05:17,140 is here. 253 00:05:17,140 --> 00:05:20,304 And with one mighty twi... 254 00:05:20,304 --> 00:05:22,260 We should be... 255 00:05:23,634 --> 00:05:25,465 Bloop! Bloop! 256 00:05:25,465 --> 00:05:26,589 good to go. 257 00:05:26,589 --> 00:05:27,755 Oh! 258 00:05:26,589 --> 00:05:27,755 - Dad! 259 00:05:27,755 --> 00:05:28,754 - No! 260 00:05:27,755 --> 00:05:28,754 - No, no, no, no, no! 261 00:05:28,754 --> 00:05:30,085 No, no, no! 262 00:05:30,085 --> 00:05:31,501 Dad, stop helping! 263 00:05:30,085 --> 00:05:31,501 Ugh! 264 00:05:31,501 --> 00:05:32,792 Hey, monster. 265 00:05:32,792 --> 00:05:34,915 Hey, you. 266 00:05:35,914 --> 00:05:38,077 Andy and I started out 267 00:05:35,914 --> 00:05:38,077 pretty hot and heavy, 268 00:05:38,077 --> 00:05:40,617 but, uh, the last few weeks 269 00:05:38,077 --> 00:05:40,617 I've just been super busy, 270 00:05:40,617 --> 00:05:42,407 so I guess he's feeling 271 00:05:40,617 --> 00:05:42,407 neglected, 272 00:05:42,407 --> 00:05:43,864 and he's acting a little cold. 273 00:05:43,864 --> 00:05:45,154 I mean, a chuck on the arm? 274 00:05:45,154 --> 00:05:47,068 What are we, 275 00:05:45,154 --> 00:05:47,068 Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer? 276 00:05:48,859 --> 00:05:50,315 Those are people, right? 277 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:54,853 Ay, there's a puddle! 278 00:05:54,853 --> 00:05:56,018 Stella or Joe. 279 00:05:56,018 --> 00:05:57,308 I'll see you 280 00:05:56,018 --> 00:05:57,308 in a couple of hours. 281 00:05:57,308 --> 00:05:58,682 No, no, no, no! 282 00:05:57,308 --> 00:05:58,682 Look, it's a leak, 283 00:05:58,682 --> 00:06:00,097 because it's coming 284 00:05:58,682 --> 00:06:00,097 through the wall. 285 00:06:00,097 --> 00:06:01,970 Most likely 286 00:06:00,097 --> 00:06:01,970 your gutter's backed up. 287 00:06:01,970 --> 00:06:03,219 Consider it handled. 288 00:06:03,219 --> 00:06:04,593 Please don't ask me. 289 00:06:03,219 --> 00:06:04,593 Please don't ask me. 290 00:06:04,593 --> 00:06:05,759 Luke! 291 00:06:04,593 --> 00:06:05,759 To the gutters! 292 00:06:09,838 --> 00:06:11,918 Okay, princesses, 293 00:06:09,838 --> 00:06:11,918 your castle awaits! 294 00:06:11,918 --> 00:06:13,167 What gives? 295 00:06:13,167 --> 00:06:14,708 The roads were starting 296 00:06:13,167 --> 00:06:14,708 to flood, 297 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,414 so we were hoping to ride out 298 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,414 the storm here. 299 00:06:16,414 --> 00:06:18,121 Yeah, sure. 300 00:06:18,121 --> 00:06:20,119 Also, Dad, we're hoping to keep 301 00:06:18,121 --> 00:06:20,119 the princess theme alive, 302 00:06:20,119 --> 00:06:21,409 so if you could pretend 303 00:06:20,119 --> 00:06:21,409 to be a ... 304 00:06:21,409 --> 00:06:23,407 Interested? 305 00:06:21,409 --> 00:06:23,407 No. 306 00:06:23,407 --> 00:06:24,781 - Okay. 307 00:06:24,781 --> 00:06:26,404 Ladies, it's costume time! 308 00:06:24,781 --> 00:06:26,404 We have... 309 00:06:26,404 --> 00:06:27,778 Costumes! 310 00:06:27,778 --> 00:06:29,900 Belle, we have Elsa, 311 00:06:27,778 --> 00:06:29,900 we have Ariel! 312 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:31,733 Costumes? 313 00:06:31,733 --> 00:06:33,856 Ew, costumes. 314 00:06:33,856 --> 00:06:35,604 What are we, 5? 315 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:36,811 Okay. 316 00:06:36,811 --> 00:06:38,309 Uh, okay, 317 00:06:36,811 --> 00:06:38,309 so, that's happening. 318 00:06:38,309 --> 00:06:39,600 Hey, Ashley hates 319 00:06:38,309 --> 00:06:39,600 the costumes. 320 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,807 You got to think 321 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,807 of something else! 322 00:06:40,807 --> 00:06:42,763 What do we do? 323 00:06:40,807 --> 00:06:42,763 Well, I don't know. 324 00:06:42,763 --> 00:06:44,761 Our friends are basically 325 00:06:42,763 --> 00:06:44,761 8-year-old girls. 326 00:06:44,761 --> 00:06:46,218 What would they 327 00:06:44,761 --> 00:06:46,218 want to do? 328 00:06:46,218 --> 00:06:47,842 Dance party! 329 00:06:47,842 --> 00:06:50,047 Yeah? Yeah? 330 00:06:47,842 --> 00:06:50,047 Okay. Okay, girls. 331 00:06:50,047 --> 00:06:52,128 Uh, let's get some music started 332 00:06:50,047 --> 00:06:52,128 here, huh? 333 00:06:52,128 --> 00:06:54,293 Oh. Oh, God, Cam, 334 00:06:52,128 --> 00:06:54,293 there's no power. 335 00:06:54,293 --> 00:06:57,290 There's Cam power. 336 00:06:57,290 --> 00:06:58,831 What is that? 337 00:06:58,831 --> 00:07:00,911 Well, had I listened to you 338 00:06:58,831 --> 00:07:00,911 and we not donated to NPR, 339 00:07:00,911 --> 00:07:03,659 we wouldn't have gotten 340 00:07:00,911 --> 00:07:03,659 this free emergency radio 341 00:07:03,659 --> 00:07:05,240 that we then re-gifted 342 00:07:03,659 --> 00:07:05,240 to Jay and Gloria. 343 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,987 I wouldn't call $19 a month 344 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,987 free, but okay. 345 00:07:07,987 --> 00:07:11,193 All right, let's get a little 346 00:07:07,987 --> 00:07:11,193 funk in here, ladies! 347 00:07:13,856 --> 00:07:14,855 Oooh! 348 00:07:16,146 --> 00:07:17,812 Okay. 349 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:19,560 Little more funky energy 350 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:19,560 in this thing! 351 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:20,767 Got to warm up, 352 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:20,767 you know? 353 00:07:20,767 --> 00:07:22,432 Got to get it warmed up! 354 00:07:26,344 --> 00:07:27,468 I don't know what's wrong 355 00:07:26,344 --> 00:07:27,468 with me. 356 00:07:27,468 --> 00:07:28,634 This is my 357 00:07:27,468 --> 00:07:28,634 butter-churning arm. 358 00:07:31,464 --> 00:07:33,504 Third drawer 359 00:07:31,464 --> 00:07:33,504 from the left. 360 00:07:33,504 --> 00:07:35,377 I have no idea what 361 00:07:33,504 --> 00:07:35,377 you're talking about. 362 00:07:35,377 --> 00:07:38,332 Thank you. 363 00:07:35,377 --> 00:07:38,332 What's with the robe? 364 00:07:38,332 --> 00:07:40,580 I had to go outside and cover 365 00:07:38,332 --> 00:07:40,580 my drought-resistant garden. 366 00:07:40,580 --> 00:07:41,995 Timing, right? 367 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,868 Well, anyway, there's no power 368 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,868 in my room, 369 00:07:43,868 --> 00:07:45,991 and I wasn't gonna get dressed 370 00:07:43,868 --> 00:07:45,991 in the dark, so... 371 00:07:45,991 --> 00:07:47,782 Ohh! 372 00:07:45,991 --> 00:07:47,782 Whoa! 373 00:07:52,693 --> 00:07:54,525 How crazy is your dad, huh? 374 00:07:54,525 --> 00:07:56,689 Braving the elements! 375 00:07:56,689 --> 00:08:00,310 Keeping the family dry! 376 00:07:56,689 --> 00:08:00,310 That is fur! 377 00:08:01,975 --> 00:08:03,599 What's the plan, Luke? 378 00:08:03,599 --> 00:08:05,264 There are no bad ideas, 379 00:08:05,264 --> 00:08:08,219 but waving a metal shovel around 380 00:08:05,264 --> 00:08:08,219 in an electrical storm 381 00:08:08,219 --> 00:08:09,635 could have a downside, 382 00:08:09,635 --> 00:08:11,549 so let's put it back 383 00:08:09,635 --> 00:08:11,549 in the garage, huh? 384 00:08:12,548 --> 00:08:13,756 Whoa, that was close! 385 00:08:15,212 --> 00:08:17,460 Oh, my God! 386 00:08:15,212 --> 00:08:17,460 Not again! 387 00:08:18,709 --> 00:08:20,165 Oh, honey, 388 00:08:18,709 --> 00:08:20,165 you're gonna be fine. 389 00:08:20,165 --> 00:08:22,038 I can't believe you let him 390 00:08:20,165 --> 00:08:22,038 get struck again! 391 00:08:22,038 --> 00:08:23,287 Again? 392 00:08:23,287 --> 00:08:25,410 Don't worry about it, 393 00:08:23,287 --> 00:08:25,410 champ. 394 00:08:25,410 --> 00:08:26,743 I don't even think 395 00:08:25,410 --> 00:08:26,743 it hit him. 396 00:08:26,743 --> 00:08:28,324 Last time he smelled 397 00:08:26,743 --> 00:08:28,324 like aluminum. 398 00:08:28,324 --> 00:08:29,740 Last time? 399 00:08:29,740 --> 00:08:32,528 Honey, your father and I 400 00:08:29,740 --> 00:08:32,528 are trying to talk. 401 00:08:32,528 --> 00:08:34,360 Okay, everyone. 402 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,608 Don't feel like you have to wait 403 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,608 for me to get back. 404 00:08:36,608 --> 00:08:38,106 Jay! 405 00:08:38,106 --> 00:08:40,104 The leak is growing! 406 00:08:40,104 --> 00:08:41,394 I was just 407 00:08:40,104 --> 00:08:41,394 on my way back out. 408 00:08:41,394 --> 00:08:42,560 - I'll do it. 409 00:08:41,394 --> 00:08:42,560 - But ... 410 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:43,434 Sit! 411 00:08:45,764 --> 00:08:48,096 That's a silly excuse not 412 00:08:45,764 --> 00:08:48,096 to go to your school trip. 413 00:08:48,096 --> 00:08:50,177 Mom, I've made 414 00:08:48,096 --> 00:08:50,177 my decision. 415 00:08:50,177 --> 00:08:52,550 Oh. 416 00:08:50,177 --> 00:08:52,550 - Oh. Hey. 417 00:08:52,550 --> 00:08:53,965 Hey. 418 00:08:53,965 --> 00:08:55,297 What's going on here? 419 00:08:55,297 --> 00:08:57,794 I could cut the tension 420 00:08:55,297 --> 00:08:57,794 with my machete. 421 00:08:57,794 --> 00:08:59,750 It's so... nothing. 422 00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:01,915 I mean 423 00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:01,915 Manny got his robe 424 00:09:01,915 --> 00:09:03,289 caught in 425 00:09:01,915 --> 00:09:03,289 the refrigerator door, 426 00:09:03,289 --> 00:09:05,454 and I may have 427 00:09:03,289 --> 00:09:05,454 accidentally seen... 428 00:09:05,454 --> 00:09:06,578 him. 429 00:09:06,578 --> 00:09:07,992 Oh, you saw. 430 00:09:07,992 --> 00:09:09,366 Okay. 431 00:09:09,366 --> 00:09:11,323 Manny, it's over. 432 00:09:09,366 --> 00:09:11,323 What happened happened. 433 00:09:11,323 --> 00:09:12,572 It's done. 434 00:09:12,572 --> 00:09:14,361 Okay, good, 435 00:09:12,572 --> 00:09:14,361 because I have a problem 436 00:09:14,361 --> 00:09:15,984 and I need your help, 437 00:09:14,361 --> 00:09:15,984 Claire. 438 00:09:15,984 --> 00:09:17,525 Yes. You got it. 439 00:09:15,984 --> 00:09:17,525 What is it? 440 00:09:17,525 --> 00:09:20,105 Well, Manny doesn't want to go 441 00:09:17,525 --> 00:09:20,105 to his school trip 442 00:09:20,105 --> 00:09:21,438 because there is a rumor 443 00:09:21,438 --> 00:09:23,644 that the kids want to go 444 00:09:21,438 --> 00:09:23,644 skinny-dipping, 445 00:09:23,644 --> 00:09:25,766 and he's self-conscious 446 00:09:23,644 --> 00:09:25,766 about his body. 447 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:28,846 I'm gonna pretend 448 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:28,846 I don't understand 449 00:09:28,846 --> 00:09:30,637 why you're including me 450 00:09:28,846 --> 00:09:30,637 in this conversation. 451 00:09:30,637 --> 00:09:32,052 I'm just saying ... 452 00:09:32,052 --> 00:09:34,258 You could tell him 453 00:09:32,052 --> 00:09:34,258 since you already peeped. 454 00:09:34,258 --> 00:09:35,507 I didn't peep. 455 00:09:35,507 --> 00:09:37,297 Tell him that he has 456 00:09:35,507 --> 00:09:37,297 a beautiful body 457 00:09:37,297 --> 00:09:40,169 so at least something good 458 00:09:37,297 --> 00:09:40,169 comes out of the peeping. 459 00:09:40,169 --> 00:09:41,626 Please stop saying that. 460 00:09:41,626 --> 00:09:43,748 When I see Luke naked, 461 00:09:41,626 --> 00:09:43,748 I am going to tell him, 462 00:09:43,748 --> 00:09:46,038 "Luke, you have 463 00:09:43,748 --> 00:09:46,038 a beautiful body." 464 00:09:46,038 --> 00:09:47,537 "When"? 465 00:09:47,537 --> 00:09:48,868 Maybe she doesn't think 466 00:09:47,537 --> 00:09:48,868 I have a beautiful body. 467 00:09:48,868 --> 00:09:50,200 Ohh. 468 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,032 iAy, dios mío! 469 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,032 Claire, is this true? 470 00:09:52,032 --> 00:09:53,531 No! 471 00:09:52,032 --> 00:09:53,531 Okay, I can't do this. 472 00:09:53,531 --> 00:09:55,570 I'm ... I'm just gonna go ahead 473 00:09:53,531 --> 00:09:55,570 and walk away now. 474 00:09:55,570 --> 00:09:57,776 But if a bolt of lightning 475 00:09:55,570 --> 00:09:57,776 should strike this house, 476 00:09:57,776 --> 00:10:00,149 you can send it my way. 477 00:10:00,149 --> 00:10:01,606 Oh! 478 00:10:00,149 --> 00:10:01,606 Oh! 479 00:10:01,606 --> 00:10:03,271 Okay. 480 00:10:03,271 --> 00:10:05,934 What ... they didn't like 481 00:10:03,271 --> 00:10:05,934 the peanut-butter sandwiches? 482 00:10:05,934 --> 00:10:08,141 No. No one would touch them 483 00:10:05,934 --> 00:10:08,141 after Ashley said, 484 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,556 "Crunchy?" 485 00:10:09,556 --> 00:10:11,054 Shh! What are you, crazy? 486 00:10:09,556 --> 00:10:11,054 She's right there. 487 00:10:11,054 --> 00:10:12,802 Ugh! 488 00:10:11,054 --> 00:10:12,802 This is ridiculous. 489 00:10:12,802 --> 00:10:15,009 Are we really gonna let an 490 00:10:12,802 --> 00:10:15,009 8-year-old dictate this party? 491 00:10:15,009 --> 00:10:16,549 You know 492 00:10:15,009 --> 00:10:16,549 how peer pressure is. 493 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,422 I had an Ashley 494 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,422 when I was Lily's age. 495 00:10:18,422 --> 00:10:20,794 She blackballed me 496 00:10:18,422 --> 00:10:20,794 from the cafeteria table, 497 00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:22,543 and then no one 498 00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:22,543 would sit with me. 499 00:10:22,543 --> 00:10:25,748 I had to eat outside 500 00:10:22,543 --> 00:10:25,748 with the class rooster. 501 00:10:25,748 --> 00:10:27,288 And then one day ... 502 00:10:27,288 --> 00:10:29,078 Okay, if this ends 503 00:10:27,288 --> 00:10:29,078 in another case 504 00:10:29,078 --> 00:10:30,659 of you almost eating one of 505 00:10:29,078 --> 00:10:30,659 your animal friends, I can't. 506 00:10:30,659 --> 00:10:31,992 Look, okay. This is ... This is 507 00:10:30,659 --> 00:10:31,992 what I'm gonna do. 508 00:10:31,992 --> 00:10:33,449 If we get Ashley on board, 509 00:10:33,449 --> 00:10:35,489 everything else will just fall 510 00:10:33,449 --> 00:10:35,489 into place. 511 00:10:35,489 --> 00:10:37,819 I convince juries that 512 00:10:35,489 --> 00:10:37,819 guilty people are innocent. 513 00:10:37,819 --> 00:10:39,610 I can certainly 514 00:10:37,819 --> 00:10:39,610 convince Ashley 515 00:10:39,610 --> 00:10:41,191 that our party ideas 516 00:10:39,610 --> 00:10:41,191 are dope. 517 00:10:41,191 --> 00:10:42,190 Yeah, 518 00:10:41,191 --> 00:10:42,190 but don't say dope. 519 00:10:42,190 --> 00:10:43,439 I won't say dope. 520 00:10:43,439 --> 00:10:46,228 Ugh. Hey, Ash. 521 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:47,684 So, listen. 522 00:10:47,684 --> 00:10:48,766 Oops. 523 00:10:48,766 --> 00:10:50,432 Oh, gosh. 524 00:10:48,766 --> 00:10:50,432 Oh, good call. 525 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,721 Um, I'm thinking about kicking 526 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,721 this party up a notch, 527 00:10:52,721 --> 00:10:53,761 more grown-up activi... 528 00:10:53,761 --> 00:10:55,052 I-I-It's still... 529 00:10:55,052 --> 00:10:56,758 Yeah. Yes, it is. 530 00:10:55,052 --> 00:10:56,758 My word. 531 00:10:56,758 --> 00:10:58,257 Kind of 532 00:10:56,758 --> 00:10:58,257 a tweener on sizes. 533 00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:00,380 And we always tend to go 534 00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:00,380 smaller, don't we? 535 00:11:00,380 --> 00:11:02,087 I mean, human nature, 536 00:11:00,380 --> 00:11:02,087 am I right? 537 00:11:03,835 --> 00:11:06,790 Anyway, um, a lot 538 00:11:03,835 --> 00:11:06,790 of high-school girls 539 00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:09,662 are really just falling in love 540 00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:09,662 with Pictionary, 541 00:11:09,662 --> 00:11:12,951 and I sort of ... um, uh... 542 00:11:09,662 --> 00:11:12,951 Oh, gosh. 543 00:11:12,951 --> 00:11:16,613 Cam bought me this shirt, 544 00:11:12,951 --> 00:11:16,613 and I... 545 00:11:16,613 --> 00:11:18,820 can't believe I just tried 546 00:11:16,613 --> 00:11:18,820 to blame Cam. 547 00:11:18,820 --> 00:11:22,358 Mitchell, take responsibility ... 548 00:11:18,820 --> 00:11:22,358 You eat bread, you billow. 549 00:11:22,358 --> 00:11:23,731 Anyway... 550 00:11:23,731 --> 00:11:24,897 your shirt is really nice, 551 00:11:23,731 --> 00:11:24,897 and I ... 552 00:11:24,897 --> 00:11:26,271 - Hey. 553 00:11:24,897 --> 00:11:26,271 - Yeah. Take the call. 554 00:11:26,271 --> 00:11:27,562 Nobody. 555 00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:28,976 Bye, Ash. 556 00:11:28,976 --> 00:11:31,558 Hey, sexy! 557 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,472 What's all this? 558 00:11:33,472 --> 00:11:37,427 Oh, just a little something 559 00:11:33,472 --> 00:11:37,427 special for "U" and "I". 560 00:11:37,427 --> 00:11:38,800 I would put those away. 561 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,549 Joe goes crazy if you play 562 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,549 with his blocks. 563 00:11:40,549 --> 00:11:43,046 Maybe it's time for us 564 00:11:40,549 --> 00:11:43,046 to get a little crazy. 565 00:11:43,046 --> 00:11:44,336 Come here. 566 00:11:45,626 --> 00:11:47,542 I was afraid of this. 567 00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:50,746 This is why I was trying 568 00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:50,746 to slow things down with Haley. 569 00:11:50,746 --> 00:11:53,951 Women are always drawn 570 00:11:50,746 --> 00:11:53,951 to me physically 571 00:11:53,951 --> 00:11:56,533 in a very intense way, 572 00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:58,114 which often fizzles out 573 00:11:58,114 --> 00:12:01,236 before we have a chance 574 00:11:58,114 --> 00:12:01,236 to connect emotionally. 575 00:12:01,236 --> 00:12:02,443 So... 576 00:12:02,443 --> 00:12:03,733 Yes? 577 00:12:03,733 --> 00:12:05,399 There are so many 578 00:12:03,733 --> 00:12:05,399 things about you 579 00:12:05,399 --> 00:12:07,105 that I just don't know. 580 00:12:07,105 --> 00:12:10,893 I feel, in the Book of Haley, 581 00:12:07,105 --> 00:12:10,893 I'm only in chapter one. 582 00:12:10,893 --> 00:12:13,057 Turn the page for me, girl. 583 00:12:13,057 --> 00:12:14,680 What? 584 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:17,012 Would it help you to open up 585 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:17,012 if I were to brush your hair? 586 00:12:17,012 --> 00:12:19,426 You mean in a hot way? 587 00:12:19,426 --> 00:12:22,672 I got us some wine. 588 00:12:22,672 --> 00:12:24,046 You know 589 00:12:22,672 --> 00:12:24,046 what would be better? 590 00:12:24,046 --> 00:12:27,168 Two cups 591 00:12:24,046 --> 00:12:27,168 of soothing green tea 592 00:12:27,168 --> 00:12:29,291 to warm our emotional 593 00:12:27,168 --> 00:12:29,291 availability. 594 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:32,080 Ooh, the places we will go. 595 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:32,080 I'll be right back. 596 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,702 I hope this doesn't 597 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,702 sound conceited, 598 00:12:34,702 --> 00:12:36,409 but everyone wants me. 599 00:12:36,409 --> 00:12:38,366 I just knew there had to be 600 00:12:36,409 --> 00:12:38,366 a rational reason 601 00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:39,864 Andy was rejecting me. 602 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,693 Beth's Coast Guard uniform. 603 00:12:43,693 --> 00:12:45,400 I can't believe 604 00:12:43,693 --> 00:12:45,400 he's not over her. 605 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,523 She's a size six! 606 00:12:46,523 --> 00:12:48,397 Hey! 607 00:12:46,523 --> 00:12:48,397 Who moved my blocks? 608 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:53,392 Okay, so, Vi equals 367 meters 609 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:53,392 per second, 610 00:12:53,392 --> 00:12:55,057 and D equals.00214, 611 00:12:53,392 --> 00:12:55,057 so th... 612 00:12:55,057 --> 00:12:57,721 Alex, did you know I was struck 613 00:12:55,057 --> 00:12:57,721 by lightning? 614 00:12:57,721 --> 00:12:59,552 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 615 00:12:57,721 --> 00:12:59,552 Not right now. Maisie, continue. 616 00:12:59,552 --> 00:13:01,134 Uh... I lost it. 617 00:13:02,591 --> 00:13:05,380 So... can we talk 618 00:13:02,591 --> 00:13:05,380 about my thing now? 619 00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:06,670 Okay, look, 620 00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:06,670 you're really hot, 621 00:13:06,670 --> 00:13:08,127 and under 622 00:13:06,670 --> 00:13:08,127 the right circumstances, 623 00:13:08,127 --> 00:13:09,584 I could see myself making out 624 00:13:08,127 --> 00:13:09,584 with you, but ... 625 00:13:09,584 --> 00:13:10,666 Ew. 626 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,415 But we're trying 627 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,415 to re-create 628 00:13:12,415 --> 00:13:14,205 all the work that we lost on the 629 00:13:12,415 --> 00:13:14,205 computer this morning, so... 630 00:13:14,205 --> 00:13:15,786 Also, every time 631 00:13:14,205 --> 00:13:15,786 you open your mouth, 632 00:13:15,786 --> 00:13:17,826 you let out a cloud of stupid 633 00:13:15,786 --> 00:13:17,826 over the entire room. 634 00:13:17,826 --> 00:13:19,450 Wow. 635 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,572 I don't want to be in here 636 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,572 with you losers anyway. 637 00:13:21,572 --> 00:13:23,071 And another thing ... 638 00:13:23,071 --> 00:13:24,320 can we circle back 639 00:13:23,071 --> 00:13:24,320 to what Maisie just said? 640 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,152 Get out! 641 00:13:27,691 --> 00:13:29,855 - Hey. Back already? 642 00:13:27,691 --> 00:13:29,855 - Never left. 643 00:13:29,855 --> 00:13:31,313 And now the pool's 644 00:13:29,855 --> 00:13:31,313 a centimeter 645 00:13:31,313 --> 00:13:32,977 from overflowing 646 00:13:31,313 --> 00:13:32,977 right in the house. 647 00:13:32,977 --> 00:13:33,976 I got to pump the pool. 648 00:13:33,976 --> 00:13:35,350 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 649 00:13:35,350 --> 00:13:36,848 Jay, I want you 650 00:13:35,350 --> 00:13:36,848 in that bar, 651 00:13:36,848 --> 00:13:38,680 and I need to feel 652 00:13:36,848 --> 00:13:38,680 like a man. 653 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:40,429 Let me pump your pool. 654 00:13:40,429 --> 00:13:41,760 All right. One hose in the pool, 655 00:13:40,429 --> 00:13:41,760 the other one ... 656 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,092 Jay, shh. 657 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,092 It's me. 658 00:13:43,092 --> 00:13:44,507 You're right. 659 00:13:43,092 --> 00:13:44,507 I'll do it. 660 00:13:44,507 --> 00:13:45,881 No, no, no, no, no. 661 00:13:44,507 --> 00:13:45,881 I got it. I got it. 662 00:13:45,881 --> 00:13:47,837 Gloria, I'll be back 663 00:13:45,881 --> 00:13:47,837 in a couple hours! 664 00:13:47,837 --> 00:13:51,251 What the ... Son of a bitch! 665 00:13:47,837 --> 00:13:51,251 Who left the door open? 666 00:13:51,251 --> 00:13:53,041 Stella! 667 00:13:51,251 --> 00:13:53,041 Stella! 668 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,290 She probably got outside. 669 00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:55,538 Who the hell 670 00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:55,538 left the door open? 671 00:13:55,538 --> 00:13:57,203 - Not me! 672 00:13:55,538 --> 00:13:57,203 - Nope. 673 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,493 Oh, God. 674 00:13:58,493 --> 00:13:59,450 What have I done? 675 00:13:59,450 --> 00:14:00,908 Stella! 676 00:13:59,450 --> 00:14:00,908 Stella? 677 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:03,072 All set, here, Jay! 678 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:03,072 Working like a charm! 679 00:14:03,072 --> 00:14:04,363 Admit it! 680 00:14:04,363 --> 00:14:06,153 You didn't think I could 681 00:14:04,363 --> 00:14:06,153 actually ... Aaah! 682 00:14:06,153 --> 00:14:08,359 Aaah! 683 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,810 Oh, no, no, no. 684 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,810 What are you doing? 685 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,558 What are you doing? 686 00:14:16,558 --> 00:14:18,349 Wha... Well, Phil had this 687 00:14:16,558 --> 00:14:18,349 in his trunk... 688 00:14:18,349 --> 00:14:19,597 and I didn't have 689 00:14:18,349 --> 00:14:19,597 faith in your "talk to 690 00:14:18,349 --> 00:14:19,597 Ashley" plan, so ... 691 00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:20,971 So you decided to go 692 00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:20,971 with Bleeding Clown? 693 00:14:20,971 --> 00:14:22,095 Well, how did your talk 694 00:14:20,971 --> 00:14:22,095 with Ashley go? 695 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,635 It ... 696 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,635 Is your shirt stapled? 697 00:14:23,635 --> 00:14:25,384 Yea... 698 00:14:23,635 --> 00:14:25,384 Don't worry about it. 699 00:14:25,384 --> 00:14:27,922 Okay, I will not have 700 00:14:25,384 --> 00:14:27,922 our daughter eat lunch 701 00:14:27,922 --> 00:14:29,920 with a rooster 702 00:14:27,922 --> 00:14:29,920 for the next year. 703 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,751 We have a fully-licensed clown 704 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,751 right here. 705 00:14:32,751 --> 00:14:37,954 And I defy any child to not be 706 00:14:32,751 --> 00:14:37,954 delighted by that! 707 00:14:37,954 --> 00:14:39,203 A clown. 708 00:14:39,203 --> 00:14:40,327 You don't like clowns? 709 00:14:40,327 --> 00:14:41,492 Please. 710 00:14:41,492 --> 00:14:43,157 You know what? 711 00:14:43,157 --> 00:14:44,365 Shut up, Ashley! 712 00:14:45,446 --> 00:14:47,611 Jay! Jay. 713 00:14:47,611 --> 00:14:50,399 The water is coming inside 714 00:14:47,611 --> 00:14:50,399 the house from the pool! 715 00:14:50,399 --> 00:14:51,773 Of course it is. 716 00:14:51,773 --> 00:14:53,688 Because Phil was supposed 717 00:14:51,773 --> 00:14:53,688 to pump it out! 718 00:14:53,688 --> 00:14:55,312 Actually, 719 00:14:53,688 --> 00:14:55,312 there's an emergency valve. 720 00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:57,102 At the north end of 721 00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:57,102 the pool. I know that valve. 722 00:14:57,102 --> 00:14:58,267 I'm gonna open 723 00:14:57,102 --> 00:14:58,267 that valve. 724 00:14:58,267 --> 00:14:59,599 Haven't you done 725 00:14:58,267 --> 00:14:59,599 enough already? 726 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,306 Please! 727 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,306 I need this! 728 00:15:01,306 --> 00:15:03,221 And who else 729 00:15:01,306 --> 00:15:03,221 would dare to jump 730 00:15:03,221 --> 00:15:05,052 in that pool right now 731 00:15:03,221 --> 00:15:05,052 anyway? 732 00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:07,757 Me! 733 00:15:07,757 --> 00:15:09,422 I'm not sure 734 00:15:07,757 --> 00:15:09,422 about the rest of you, 735 00:15:09,422 --> 00:15:12,586 but I'm going swimming, 736 00:15:09,422 --> 00:15:12,586 in the rain, in my clothes! 737 00:15:12,586 --> 00:15:14,375 Pool party! 738 00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:16,582 Okay. 739 00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:16,582 I am not gonna ... 740 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,956 Can I come? 741 00:15:17,956 --> 00:15:19,163 Um... 742 00:15:19,163 --> 00:15:20,037 Do whatever you want, 743 00:15:19,163 --> 00:15:20,037 Ashley. 744 00:15:20,037 --> 00:15:21,577 Yeah. 745 00:15:21,577 --> 00:15:23,991 Is she following? 746 00:15:21,577 --> 00:15:23,991 Don't look back. 747 00:15:30,027 --> 00:15:32,150 Everybody stand back! 748 00:15:32,150 --> 00:15:33,481 I opened the valve! 749 00:15:34,605 --> 00:15:36,271 I'm happy for her. 750 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,226 Your husband's 751 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,226 outside half naked. 752 00:15:39,226 --> 00:15:40,891 There's still time 753 00:15:39,226 --> 00:15:40,891 to go downstairs 754 00:15:40,891 --> 00:15:42,389 and body shame him 755 00:15:40,891 --> 00:15:42,389 if you like. 756 00:15:42,389 --> 00:15:44,720 Okay. Let's you and me get this 757 00:15:42,389 --> 00:15:44,720 over with. 758 00:15:46,427 --> 00:15:47,759 Huh. 759 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:52,546 Okay, you're really putting 760 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:52,546 on mixed signals here. 761 00:15:52,546 --> 00:15:54,211 Please stop talking. 762 00:15:52,546 --> 00:15:54,211 Okay. 763 00:15:54,211 --> 00:15:56,625 Of course you're insecure 764 00:15:54,211 --> 00:15:56,625 about your body. 765 00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:57,707 You're a teenager. 766 00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,455 It's part of the job 767 00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,455 description. 768 00:15:59,455 --> 00:16:02,369 But if this whole skinny-dipping 769 00:15:59,455 --> 00:16:02,369 thing ever even happens, 770 00:16:02,369 --> 00:16:04,659 you have nothing 771 00:16:02,369 --> 00:16:04,659 to worry about. 772 00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:06,407 - Easy for you to ... 773 00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:06,407 - You're still talking. 774 00:16:06,407 --> 00:16:07,864 You have nothing 775 00:16:06,407 --> 00:16:07,864 to worry about 776 00:16:07,864 --> 00:16:09,862 because nobody's going to be 777 00:16:07,864 --> 00:16:09,862 looking at you, 778 00:16:09,862 --> 00:16:11,568 because all 779 00:16:09,862 --> 00:16:11,568 those other kids 780 00:16:11,568 --> 00:16:14,690 are gonna be too preoccupied 781 00:16:11,568 --> 00:16:14,690 with their own insecurities. 782 00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:16,355 But I-if they do? 783 00:16:16,355 --> 00:16:18,146 (inhales sharply, 784 00:16:16,355 --> 00:16:18,146 sighs) 785 00:16:18,146 --> 00:16:19,727 You'll be fine. 786 00:16:19,727 --> 00:16:23,515 You're the most confident kid 787 00:16:19,727 --> 00:16:23,515 I have ever met, 788 00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,429 and that is always sexy. 789 00:16:25,429 --> 00:16:28,635 Thanks, Claire. 790 00:16:28,635 --> 00:16:30,883 Mm. 791 00:16:30,883 --> 00:16:32,381 And if this helps you 792 00:16:30,883 --> 00:16:32,381 in any way, 793 00:16:32,381 --> 00:16:33,838 I've always found 794 00:16:32,381 --> 00:16:33,838 you sexy, too. 795 00:16:33,838 --> 00:16:36,502 Super. 796 00:16:36,502 --> 00:16:38,084 Oh, God. 797 00:16:43,411 --> 00:16:45,451 Stop pouting! 798 00:16:45,451 --> 00:16:46,825 That's so not you. 799 00:16:46,825 --> 00:16:48,906 Who cares that you dressed up 800 00:16:46,825 --> 00:16:48,906 as a clown, 801 00:16:48,906 --> 00:16:51,113 then scared yourself 802 00:16:48,906 --> 00:16:51,113 in many mirrors? 803 00:16:51,113 --> 00:16:52,736 Actually, what's even 804 00:16:51,113 --> 00:16:52,736 more embarrassing 805 00:16:52,736 --> 00:16:54,609 is that I thought if I ran 806 00:16:52,736 --> 00:16:54,609 into that fun house 807 00:16:54,609 --> 00:16:55,691 and grabbed that kid, 808 00:16:55,691 --> 00:16:56,940 everyone would 809 00:16:55,691 --> 00:16:56,940 look at me 810 00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:58,189 like the hero I always 811 00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:58,189 wanted to be. 812 00:16:58,189 --> 00:16:59,729 Correction. 813 00:16:58,189 --> 00:16:59,729 What's most embarrassing 814 00:16:59,729 --> 00:17:01,228 is everything I've done 815 00:16:59,729 --> 00:17:01,228 since then 816 00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:02,809 to try to make up 817 00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:02,809 for the first thing. 818 00:17:02,809 --> 00:17:05,264 What are you talking about? 819 00:17:02,809 --> 00:17:05,264 "Hero"? 820 00:17:05,264 --> 00:17:07,262 You're so much more 821 00:17:05,264 --> 00:17:07,262 than that. 822 00:17:07,262 --> 00:17:08,553 You have flaws. 823 00:17:08,553 --> 00:17:09,969 You fall down a lot. 824 00:17:09,969 --> 00:17:11,508 You frighten yourself. 825 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:14,006 You cannot even open a jar. 826 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:14,006 You cry all the time. 827 00:17:14,006 --> 00:17:15,796 I'm really ready for this 828 00:17:14,006 --> 00:17:15,796 to build into a compliment. 829 00:17:15,796 --> 00:17:18,751 The point is that you are 830 00:17:15,796 --> 00:17:18,751 comfortable with yourself, 831 00:17:18,751 --> 00:17:21,498 and you make people around you 832 00:17:18,751 --> 00:17:21,498 feel comfortable. 833 00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:23,746 They feel that they 834 00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:23,746 can talk to you. 835 00:17:23,746 --> 00:17:25,494 That's your superpower! 836 00:17:25,494 --> 00:17:29,282 Pool's drained, leaks are fixed, 837 00:17:25,494 --> 00:17:29,282 generator's running, 838 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,489 and I'm meeting 839 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,489 my buddies. 840 00:17:30,489 --> 00:17:32,030 Why, Jay? 841 00:17:30,489 --> 00:17:32,030 Why you have to go out? 842 00:17:32,030 --> 00:17:33,196 It's a hurricane outside! 843 00:17:33,196 --> 00:17:34,277 I just do. 844 00:17:36,942 --> 00:17:38,940 I think you probably 845 00:17:36,942 --> 00:17:38,940 loosened it with the ... 846 00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:40,521 Don't. 847 00:17:40,521 --> 00:17:43,061 Here's your 848 00:17:40,521 --> 00:17:43,061 precious uniform! 849 00:17:43,810 --> 00:17:45,308 That's Beth's. 850 00:17:45,308 --> 00:17:47,098 Oh, so you admit you're still 851 00:17:45,308 --> 00:17:47,098 in love with her! 852 00:17:47,098 --> 00:17:49,055 What? Ow! 853 00:17:49,055 --> 00:17:50,428 Just saying "Hey." 854 00:17:49,055 --> 00:17:50,428 Hurts, doesn't it? 855 00:17:52,967 --> 00:17:54,424 Haley! 856 00:17:54,424 --> 00:17:55,923 Haley! 857 00:17:55,923 --> 00:17:57,462 Stop! 858 00:17:55,923 --> 00:17:57,462 What are you doing? 859 00:17:57,462 --> 00:17:59,294 You won't kiss me. 860 00:17:57,462 --> 00:17:59,294 You won't even touch me. 861 00:17:59,294 --> 00:18:00,709 And then I find 862 00:17:59,294 --> 00:18:00,709 Beth's uniform? 863 00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:01,917 So you tell me, okay? 864 00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:03,415 What do you do with it 865 00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:03,415 anyway? 866 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:04,955 You ... You ... You sniff it? 867 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:04,955 You snuggle it? 868 00:18:04,955 --> 00:18:06,662 You put it on a coat rack 869 00:18:04,955 --> 00:18:06,662 and dance with it? 870 00:18:06,662 --> 00:18:08,743 I'm sending Beth's things 871 00:18:06,662 --> 00:18:08,743 back to her, 872 00:18:08,743 --> 00:18:11,657 and I got her uniform pressed 873 00:18:08,743 --> 00:18:11,657 because I love my country. 874 00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,571 So, y-you and Beth, you ... 875 00:18:13,571 --> 00:18:15,986 There is no Beth. 876 00:18:13,571 --> 00:18:15,986 There's only you. 877 00:18:15,986 --> 00:18:18,026 I'm just trying to 878 00:18:15,986 --> 00:18:18,026 slow us down a little. 879 00:18:18,026 --> 00:18:20,481 We kind of started this whole 880 00:18:18,026 --> 00:18:20,481 thing off in the middle. 881 00:18:20,481 --> 00:18:22,562 I just want us to 882 00:18:20,481 --> 00:18:22,562 catch up emotionally 883 00:18:22,562 --> 00:18:25,476 to where we are physically 884 00:18:22,562 --> 00:18:25,476 so we don't burn out. 885 00:18:25,476 --> 00:18:26,892 We're not going 886 00:18:25,476 --> 00:18:26,892 to burn out. 887 00:18:26,892 --> 00:18:28,473 I liked you way before 888 00:18:26,892 --> 00:18:28,473 we ever hooked up. 889 00:18:28,473 --> 00:18:32,012 I just want our relationship 890 00:18:28,473 --> 00:18:32,012 to be as good as our affair. 891 00:18:32,012 --> 00:18:35,341 I mean, we never even had 892 00:18:32,012 --> 00:18:35,341 a romantic first date. 893 00:18:35,341 --> 00:18:38,338 I know. 894 00:18:38,338 --> 00:18:41,335 Maybe we should wait 895 00:18:38,338 --> 00:18:41,335 for the perfect moment 896 00:18:41,335 --> 00:18:43,166 so we can start 897 00:18:41,335 --> 00:18:43,166 our relationship right. 898 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:46,705 Something special and magical, 899 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:46,705 like in the movies. 900 00:18:46,705 --> 00:18:48,203 What do 901 00:18:46,705 --> 00:18:48,203 you want me to do, 902 00:18:48,203 --> 00:18:49,452 chase you through 903 00:18:48,203 --> 00:18:49,452 an airport? 904 00:18:49,452 --> 00:18:50,784 I think we got it. 905 00:18:50,784 --> 00:18:54,073 Oh, yeah. 906 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:02,065 Come on! 907 00:19:02,065 --> 00:19:04,187 A damn tree's blocking 908 00:19:02,065 --> 00:19:04,187 the street. 909 00:19:04,187 --> 00:19:05,394 I need my chainsaw. 910 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,851 Jay, I know you didn't ask 911 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,851 my advice ... 912 00:19:07,851 --> 00:19:09,932 I'm glad you noticed that. 913 00:19:07,851 --> 00:19:09,932 I've been stuck here all day. 914 00:19:09,932 --> 00:19:11,305 Now, I'm going 915 00:19:09,932 --> 00:19:11,305 to that bar! 916 00:19:11,305 --> 00:19:12,679 The last thing I need's 917 00:19:11,305 --> 00:19:12,679 another delay. 918 00:19:12,679 --> 00:19:14,011 Where the hell's 919 00:19:12,679 --> 00:19:14,011 the chainsaw? 920 00:19:14,011 --> 00:19:15,343 It's right there. 921 00:19:21,337 --> 00:19:23,251 I'm not gonna get there, 922 00:19:21,337 --> 00:19:23,251 am I? 923 00:19:23,251 --> 00:19:25,416 We don't have to talk 924 00:19:23,251 --> 00:19:25,416 about it. 925 00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:30,328 Old Navy buddy of mine, 926 00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:30,328 Big Jake, died today. 927 00:19:30,328 --> 00:19:33,741 Guys in my unit 928 00:19:30,328 --> 00:19:33,741 have a tradition 929 00:19:33,741 --> 00:19:36,655 whereas, when one of us goes, 930 00:19:33,741 --> 00:19:36,655 the rest of us, 931 00:19:36,655 --> 00:19:41,026 no matter where we are, 932 00:19:36,655 --> 00:19:41,026 find the nearest Irish pub, 933 00:19:41,026 --> 00:19:46,187 and at 7:00, 934 00:19:41,026 --> 00:19:46,187 silently toast the fallen. 935 00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:51,348 Started with 10 guys. 936 00:19:51,348 --> 00:19:54,262 Four of us left. 937 00:19:54,262 --> 00:19:56,302 Probably should have told 938 00:19:54,262 --> 00:19:56,302 Gloria about it, 939 00:19:56,302 --> 00:19:57,217 but I don't know. 940 00:19:57,217 --> 00:19:59,008 We... 941 00:19:59,008 --> 00:20:01,755 We all went through 942 00:19:59,008 --> 00:20:01,755 some rough stuff together and... 943 00:20:03,753 --> 00:20:05,626 Hard to talk about. 944 00:20:26,313 --> 00:20:27,812 Thanks. 945 00:20:30,476 --> 00:20:31,642 Phil. 946 00:20:56,367 --> 00:20:57,532 Why can't we remember 947 00:20:56,367 --> 00:20:57,532 this last piece? 948 00:20:57,532 --> 00:20:58,740 We just had it 949 00:20:57,532 --> 00:20:58,740 this morning. 950 00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:00,029 Hey, guys. 951 00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:00,029 I know you're busy, 952 00:21:00,029 --> 00:21:01,778 but do you think being hit 953 00:21:00,029 --> 00:21:01,778 by lightning 954 00:21:01,778 --> 00:21:03,360 can make people smarter? 955 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,609 Get out of here. 956 00:21:04,609 --> 00:21:06,982 Huh. 957 00:21:06,982 --> 00:21:08,396 What ... 958 00:21:08,396 --> 00:21:10,186 Yeah. 959 00:21:08,396 --> 00:21:10,186 It's probably just a myth. 960 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,602 There's so much crazy stuff 961 00:21:11,602 --> 00:21:13,475 written on the Internet 962 00:21:11,602 --> 00:21:13,475 these days. 963 00:21:13,475 --> 00:21:15,514 Turns out, when they figured it 964 00:21:13,475 --> 00:21:15,514 out the first time, 965 00:21:15,514 --> 00:21:17,679 the formula was in the 966 00:21:15,514 --> 00:21:17,679 background of a selfie I took. 967 00:21:19,260 --> 00:21:21,258 Anyway, if you don't think 968 00:21:19,260 --> 00:21:21,258 lightning can do that, 969 00:21:21,258 --> 00:21:22,799 it must not be true. 970 00:21:22,799 --> 00:21:25,671 After all, you are the smartest 971 00:21:22,799 --> 00:21:25,671 people I know. 972 00:21:32,831 --> 00:21:35,619 Captions by VITAC :