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Pameron Tucker,

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you outdid yourself

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on these

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biscuits and gravy.

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They are so tasty,

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they make you want

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to slap your mama.

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Am I right, Mitchell?

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Sure.

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If that's a thing, why not?

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Bless your hearts.

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I'm fuller than a dog tick.

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Hey, just because

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they do it...

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It's the least

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I could do,

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since you'uns

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opened your home to me

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for I don't know

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how many weeks now.

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Three.

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I just don't get it.

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How could he leave me?

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I know.

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I'm pretty.

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There's nothing

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I won't let him do in the b-e-d.

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Hey, sweetheart, you're such

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a big eater, aren't ya, huh?

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I can't believe

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I got left.

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Left!

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So, Pam got left.

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Her husband, Bo,

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took off with half their stuff

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when she was out rounding up

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dazed piglets after a twister.

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I'm not kidding.

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I insisted

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she stay with us

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so I could help build up

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her confidence again.

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Pam's self-worth has always been

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tied to the attention of men.

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Which, you know, maybe isn't the

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best thing for Lily to witness.

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What are you

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talking about?

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N-Nothing.

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I'm probably

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just imagining it.

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I'm not imagining it.

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It could be him!

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That could be him, you guys!

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It could be him!

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Get!

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That could be him!

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It could be him!

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It's not him.

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Wow, this is more reading

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than I did

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in my three years

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at a two-year college.

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I'm thinking chili dog,

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just like Pops ...

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may he rest in peace ...

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bought me

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at my first baseball game.

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May I be frank?

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We have a wiener.

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Oh, that's

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so weirdly sweet.

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And it's so cute

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how your hair never moves.

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It's like a LEGO.

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Mm-hmm.

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Hey, I know you!

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Coachella,

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dancing on top of my van.

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No, I just have

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one of those faces that ...

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It's Haley, right?

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Haley, would you like

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to introduce us?

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Um, okay.

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Andy, my boyfriend,

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this is...

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Tom.

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Tom.

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TomTom.

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Is that Cherokee?

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Uh...

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I should ...

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Bye.

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I'm sorry.

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Hey, I know that you're

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a little wilder than I am.

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It's one of the reasons

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I fell for you. It's exciting.

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You don't

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have to say that.

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No, I mean it.

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You know what? Let's forget

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about dinner and a movie.

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Let's do what Wild Haley

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would do instead.

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Honestly,

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I've been kind of ready

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for Wild Haley to chuck

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her party pumps in the trash.

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Or give them to charity,

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blah, blah, blah ... whatever.

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But if that's one of the things

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that Andy liked about me,

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I wasn't gonna shut it down.

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Okay, well, we can start

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at this Western place

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where I know the bartender.

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If you hang back, I can get us

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free drinks all night.

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It won't look weird,

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you ordering two drinks

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every time you go up?

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No.

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Then let's

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turn this mother out.

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I got pretty lucky

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pulling that expression

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out of my fanny.

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I'm not usually so quick

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with party talk,

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but I've always had this fear

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that Haley would think

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I couldn't keep up with her,

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so I just tried

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to survive the night

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and not barf

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on my dad's old church shirt.

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Claire?

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Claire?

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Claire?

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Can we

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watch the movie now?

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Honey?

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Answer him!

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Honey, please. I just

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have to approve this proposal.

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I've been working on it

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all week.

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Oh... my... God.

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That's right.

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Sun never sets on Mama's empire.

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No, remember

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the travel app we signed up for

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that gives you

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the last-minute deals?

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Huh?

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Three nights in Paris,

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first-class airfare,

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four-star hotel

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for basically nothing.

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The flight leaves

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at noon tomorrow.

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We have five minutes

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to answer.

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Wait. You're not seriously

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considering this, are you?

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It's kind of

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the deal of the century.

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Plus, we'd only miss

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one day of work.

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Haley's with Andy.

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Luke's on a ski trip.

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I don't matter.

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Oh, sweetie,

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by the time we got there,

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we would be so messed up

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on the time change,

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we would just wander around

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in, like, a nauseous fog.

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Or you could just

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force yourselves

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to stay up all night

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tonight,

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then sleep on the plane

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tomorrow,

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and then

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when you land in Paris,

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your morning

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will be Paris' morning.

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There we go!

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Lucky for us,

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the smart one's home.

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It's such a sweet idea,

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but I am so tired from work

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this week.

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What is more energizing

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than springtime in Paris?

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Baguettes baking, mimes miming,

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skunks in love.

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This is what life is.

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C'est la vie, right?

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Nope.

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Joie de vivre.

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Better.

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Look, someday,

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watching movies on the couch

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is the only thing

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we'll be able to do,

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but right now,

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let's fire a warning shot

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right through

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Father Time's beard

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and spend a weekend

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in the Eternal City.

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Rome.

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Emerald City.

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Seattle or Oz.

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She knows where I mean,

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and the clock's running!

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You really want to do this,

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don't you?

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We'd be back Tuesday

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with the story of a lifetime.

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Press the orange square.

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Pressez-vous le square orange.

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Yeah!

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We're doing it!

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Aah!

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Sorry, sleep!

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You'll have to wait!

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We're setting our watches

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to Paris time,

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which is...

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Nine hours ahead.

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Okay.

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Okay,

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it's 9:30 right now...

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Oh, my God! 6:30.

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6:30.

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Oh.

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How long's it take

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to get the makeup off?

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I got out of Saigon

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faster.

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You like what walks out the door

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every morning,

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so don't complain

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about the process.

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I got a floor sander

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in the garage

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if it'll open up the bathroom

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sooner.

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Aw, feeling

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a little put-out, Jay?

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It's my bathroom,

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remember?

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Manny,

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there's no pimple there.

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It's the underground kind.

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I can feel my heartbeat in it.

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I retired.

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I needed a little project.

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So I decided

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to redo our master bathroom.

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Yeah, if only

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someone had told you

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that it was going to be

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harder and longer

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than it looked

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on YouTube.

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Oh, wait!

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If you just followed

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the simple bathroom schedule

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I posted in two places

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in English and Spanish...

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Yes, who does that?

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Who puts a schedule up

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for their family?

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Uh, don't go in there.

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I need to get

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my vanishing cream.

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I can't find it.

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Must've worked.

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So funny,

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I forgot to ...

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What happened

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to the shower?

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It was finished!

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I started over.

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I wasn't loving the grout.

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This is gonna take

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at least one more week.

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Don't upset yourself.

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No, you are

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upsetting myself!

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And you're gonna go

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and sleep on the couch.

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Are you serious?

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Fine.

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What are you doing?

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That's fresh tar

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00:06:02,033 --> 00:06:03,491
in there.

304
00:06:03,491 --> 00:06:05,116
You really want to smell that

305
00:06:03,491 --> 00:06:05,116
all night long?

306
00:06:05,116 --> 00:06:07,408
I get to make one decision

307
00:06:05,116 --> 00:06:07,408
about this bathroom.

308
00:06:07,408 --> 00:06:09,408
The door stays open!

309
00:06:09,408 --> 00:06:10,700
Fine.

310
00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:12,491
Um, in all

311
00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:12,491
the bathroom confusion,

312
00:06:12,491 --> 00:06:13,991
instead of

313
00:06:12,491 --> 00:06:13,991
my multivitamin,

314
00:06:13,991 --> 00:06:15,950
I may have taken

315
00:06:13,991 --> 00:06:15,950
a birth-control pill.

316
00:06:15,950 --> 00:06:17,491
I think you'll be fine.

317
00:06:17,491 --> 00:06:20,325
And anyways, for sure

318
00:06:17,491 --> 00:06:20,325
I won't be needing one tonight!

319
00:06:20,325 --> 00:06:21,741
It may be the pill,

320
00:06:21,741 --> 00:06:23,575
but I'm feeling

321
00:06:21,741 --> 00:06:23,575
a little attacked right now.

322
00:06:30,575 --> 00:06:32,116
Mm.

323
00:06:32,116 --> 00:06:33,616
Did you drink that

324
00:06:32,116 --> 00:06:33,616
while it was still on fire?

325
00:06:33,616 --> 00:06:35,325
It's an old habit.

326
00:06:35,325 --> 00:06:37,200
It's how I used to eat

327
00:06:35,325 --> 00:06:37,200
my marshmallows.

328
00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:38,616
I love this guy.

329
00:06:38,616 --> 00:06:40,491
And you're so pretty.

330
00:06:40,491 --> 00:06:42,283
It's really good

331
00:06:40,491 --> 00:06:42,283
meeting you two.

332
00:06:42,283 --> 00:06:44,825
Haley, I'll give you 20 bucks

333
00:06:42,283 --> 00:06:44,825
to make out with Bianca.

334
00:06:45,866 --> 00:06:47,325
20 bucks?

335
00:06:47,325 --> 00:06:48,908
So, Bianca's a smoker.

336
00:06:47,325 --> 00:06:48,908
Didn't love that.

337
00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,533
Or the wandering hands.

338
00:06:50,533 --> 00:06:53,283
But it's all a part

339
00:06:50,533 --> 00:06:53,283
of the Wild Haley experience.

340
00:06:55,075 --> 00:06:56,741
Aaaaaaah!

341
00:06:56,741 --> 00:06:57,741
Yeah!

342
00:06:57,741 --> 00:06:59,658
Ohhhh, God!

343
00:06:59,658 --> 00:07:01,533
Ohhhhh, no!

344
00:07:01,533 --> 00:07:03,200
Oh!

345
00:07:04,741 --> 00:07:07,158
12 seconds!

346
00:07:04,741 --> 00:07:07,158
Not bad!

347
00:07:07,158 --> 00:07:08,408
And it was so fun.

348
00:07:08,408 --> 00:07:10,366
That's why

349
00:07:08,408 --> 00:07:10,366
I was screaming.

350
00:07:10,366 --> 00:07:12,366
Wow,

351
00:07:10,366 --> 00:07:12,366
what a night, huh?

352
00:07:12,366 --> 00:07:14,033
Sucks it's so late.

353
00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:15,575
Not where we're going.

354
00:07:15,575 --> 00:07:17,575
I know that look ...

355
00:07:15,575 --> 00:07:17,575
Vegas!

356
00:07:17,575 --> 00:07:19,158
Come on! You in?

357
00:07:19,158 --> 00:07:20,366
Turtle-y!

358
00:07:20,366 --> 00:07:22,241
I love this idea.

359
00:07:22,241 --> 00:07:24,783
Me too!

360
00:07:22,241 --> 00:07:24,783
I was scared we were done.

361
00:07:24,783 --> 00:07:25,825
Let's go.

362
00:07:25,825 --> 00:07:27,033
Oh!

363
00:07:27,033 --> 00:07:29,366
Oh! Oh!

364
00:07:27,033 --> 00:07:29,366
That's some tender meats.

365
00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:30,908
Ow. Aah.

366
00:07:31,991 --> 00:07:34,908
I can't sleep when I'm angry.

367
00:07:31,991 --> 00:07:34,908
Never could.

368
00:07:34,908 --> 00:07:37,200
And there's something very wrong

369
00:07:34,908 --> 00:07:37,200
with people who can.

370
00:07:46,616 --> 00:07:49,408
What are you doing sending

371
00:07:46,616 --> 00:07:49,408
e-mails this time of night?

372
00:07:50,408 --> 00:07:52,575
Really?

373
00:07:52,575 --> 00:07:53,991
You want some company?

374
00:07:53,991 --> 00:07:56,658
Gloria's just adjusting

375
00:07:53,991 --> 00:07:56,658
to me being around more.

376
00:07:56,658 --> 00:07:58,991
We're on top of each other ...

377
00:07:56,658 --> 00:07:58,991
and not in a good way.

378
00:07:58,991 --> 00:08:01,533
Oh, fun. I was hoping

379
00:07:58,991 --> 00:08:01,533
your sex life would come up.

380
00:08:01,533 --> 00:08:04,658
Look, Dad,

381
00:08:01,533 --> 00:08:04,658
remodels are tense.

382
00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:07,491
Half the divorces I do

383
00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:07,491
start with a remodel.

384
00:08:07,491 --> 00:08:08,741
Or an underwear model.

385
00:08:08,741 --> 00:08:09,950
Can I get you anything?

386
00:08:09,950 --> 00:08:11,075
You know

387
00:08:09,950 --> 00:08:11,075
what a Reuben is?

388
00:08:09,950 --> 00:08:11,075
Yes.

389
00:08:11,075 --> 00:08:12,325
No, you don't.

390
00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,991
This is a Reuben.

391
00:08:13,991 --> 00:08:16,033
You grill the bread

392
00:08:13,991 --> 00:08:16,033
and the corned beef separately.

393
00:08:16,033 --> 00:08:17,158
Now, I said "corned beef."

394
00:08:17,158 --> 00:08:18,450
There's no vodka

395
00:08:17,158 --> 00:08:18,450
in a martini.

396
00:08:18,450 --> 00:08:20,075
There's no pastrami

397
00:08:18,450 --> 00:08:20,075
in a Reuben.

398
00:08:20,075 --> 00:08:21,450
You put 'em together.

399
00:08:21,450 --> 00:08:23,533
Then you have

400
00:08:21,450 --> 00:08:23,533
'kraut, Swiss, Russian.

401
00:08:23,533 --> 00:08:25,450
Axis, neutral, Ally.

402
00:08:25,450 --> 00:08:26,616
That's how you remember.

403
00:08:26,616 --> 00:08:29,116
Got it.

404
00:08:26,616 --> 00:08:29,116
Roderigo! Number siete!

405
00:08:29,116 --> 00:08:30,325
What's with people today?

406
00:08:30,325 --> 00:08:31,700
Yeah,

407
00:08:30,325 --> 00:08:31,700
it's totally people.

408
00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:34,075
Look, Dad,

409
00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:34,075
you get so worked up.

410
00:08:34,075 --> 00:08:36,200
You should try doing

411
00:08:34,075 --> 00:08:36,200
this thing that I'm doing

412
00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,533
where I just decide

413
00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,533
not to let things bother me.

414
00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,533
Really?

415
00:08:38,533 --> 00:08:41,116
Yep.

416
00:08:38,533 --> 00:08:41,116
That's why you're here alone

417
00:08:38,533 --> 00:08:41,116
in the middle of the night?

418
00:08:41,116 --> 00:08:43,741
It's just a little hard

419
00:08:41,116 --> 00:08:43,741
to get work done at

420
00:08:41,116 --> 00:08:43,741
my house right now.

421
00:08:43,741 --> 00:08:46,825
So, once a year, some sort of

422
00:08:43,741 --> 00:08:46,825
pollen is released into the air,

423
00:08:46,825 --> 00:08:49,491
and for two weeks, Cam has

424
00:08:46,825 --> 00:08:49,491
allergy-induced sleep apnea

425
00:08:49,491 --> 00:08:51,908
and has to use an apparatus

426
00:08:49,491 --> 00:08:51,908
in order to help him breathe.

427
00:08:51,908 --> 00:08:53,491
Is it hideous?

428
00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:54,575
Is what hideous?

429
00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:55,908
I barely even noticed it.

430
00:09:00,491 --> 00:09:04,033
What's challenging is,

431
00:09:00,491 --> 00:09:04,033
Pam has the same condition.

432
00:09:05,866 --> 00:09:07,575
I thought

433
00:09:05,866 --> 00:09:07,575
that maybe I could focus

434
00:09:07,575 --> 00:09:10,116
if I could get

435
00:09:07,575 --> 00:09:10,116
those contraptions in sync.

436
00:09:16,158 --> 00:09:17,491
Why did you

437
00:09:16,158 --> 00:09:17,491
plug it back in?

438
00:09:17,491 --> 00:09:19,116
Charming.

439
00:09:19,116 --> 00:09:20,658
No, unlike you, I didn't engage,

440
00:09:19,116 --> 00:09:20,658
and I avoided a fight.

441
00:09:20,658 --> 00:09:22,700
So all is well

442
00:09:20,658 --> 00:09:22,700
on my side of the street.

443
00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:25,700
Mitchell, there's a pile

444
00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:25,700
of little orange hairs

445
00:09:25,700 --> 00:09:26,908
on your keyboard.

446
00:09:26,908 --> 00:09:28,241
You're picking your eyebrows

447
00:09:26,908 --> 00:09:28,241
again.

448
00:09:28,241 --> 00:09:29,866
Like you did

449
00:09:28,241 --> 00:09:29,866
when I put you in Little League.

450
00:09:29,866 --> 00:09:31,491
Okay, I am

451
00:09:29,866 --> 00:09:31,491
a little stressed.

452
00:09:31,491 --> 00:09:33,241
But it's just 'cause I'm ...

453
00:09:31,491 --> 00:09:33,241
I'm buried under work.

454
00:09:33,241 --> 00:09:35,950
And Cam's sister is

455
00:09:33,241 --> 00:09:35,950
the worst influence on Lily.

456
00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:39,033
But I-I can't yell at her

457
00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:39,033
because she's a sopping mess.

458
00:09:39,033 --> 00:09:40,950
So, you know,

459
00:09:39,033 --> 00:09:40,950
who am I supposed to yell at?

460
00:09:40,950 --> 00:09:42,825
My husband, who needs

461
00:09:40,950 --> 00:09:42,825
a machine to breathe?

462
00:09:42,825 --> 00:09:45,116
Well, you better find yourself

463
00:09:42,825 --> 00:09:45,116
an outlet.

464
00:09:45,116 --> 00:09:47,575
That's why I have

465
00:09:45,116 --> 00:09:47,575
scotch and golf and cigars.

466
00:09:47,575 --> 00:09:49,450
Otherwise,

467
00:09:47,575 --> 00:09:49,450
I'd be a raging jackass.

468
00:09:49,450 --> 00:09:51,533
We're out of rye.

469
00:09:49,450 --> 00:09:51,533
Then bake some!

470
00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:53,616
Can you please not

471
00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:53,616
yell at the woman who's

472
00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:53,616
bringing us our food?

473
00:09:53,616 --> 00:09:55,033
Stop that.

474
00:09:53,616 --> 00:09:55,033
That's gross!

475
00:09:55,033 --> 00:09:57,033
It's like a fox

476
00:09:55,033 --> 00:09:57,033
ran across the table.

477
00:09:57,033 --> 00:09:57,991
We're out of here.

478
00:09:57,991 --> 00:09:59,200
No, I have work to do.

479
00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,950
No, you got to

480
00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,950
blow off some steam.

481
00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:03,366
O-Okay, this sounds

482
00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:03,366
a lot like Little League.

483
00:10:03,366 --> 00:10:05,450
We better not be going

484
00:10:03,366 --> 00:10:05,450
to a batting cage.

485
00:10:05,450 --> 00:10:07,450
You do not want to put a bat

486
00:10:05,450 --> 00:10:07,450
in my hands right now.

487
00:10:07,450 --> 00:10:08,741
Like you could hit me.

488
00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:10,283
Let's go.

489
00:10:10,283 --> 00:10:11,783
Ba-ba-ba!

490
00:10:11,783 --> 00:10:13,741
Out of that trance!

491
00:10:11,783 --> 00:10:13,741
We're going to France!

492
00:10:13,741 --> 00:10:16,116
I can yawn.

493
00:10:13,741 --> 00:10:16,116
It's 2:30 in the morning.

494
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,950
Mais non, mademoiselle!

495
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,950
It's 11:30 in the morning.

496
00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:19,991
Mm.

497
00:10:19,991 --> 00:10:21,158
Thanks

498
00:10:19,991 --> 00:10:21,158
for doing these.

499
00:10:21,158 --> 00:10:22,450
Yeah.

500
00:10:22,450 --> 00:10:23,950
Did I mention that ...

501
00:10:22,450 --> 00:10:23,950
Yes, you did ...

502
00:10:23,950 --> 00:10:26,200
that if you wear your sweatpants

503
00:10:23,950 --> 00:10:26,200
low enough,

504
00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:28,575
tonight, I will see London,

505
00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:28,575
I will see France,

506
00:10:28,575 --> 00:10:31,408
and then, yes,

507
00:10:28,575 --> 00:10:31,408
I will see your underpants.

508
00:10:31,408 --> 00:10:32,283
Phil!

509
00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:33,533
You're asleep!

510
00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:34,866
Oh, no, no, no!

511
00:10:34,866 --> 00:10:36,158
It's fine.

512
00:10:34,866 --> 00:10:36,158
We can take a nap.

513
00:10:36,158 --> 00:10:38,116
Europeans

514
00:10:36,158 --> 00:10:38,116
are always napping.

515
00:10:38,116 --> 00:10:40,033
Actually, that's the worst thing

516
00:10:38,116 --> 00:10:40,033
you can do.

517
00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:41,241
She's right, Claire.

518
00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:41,241
Get up.

519
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,366
Why are you

520
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,366
still awake?

521
00:10:42,366 --> 00:10:43,950
I'm too excited

522
00:10:42,366 --> 00:10:43,950
to sleep.

523
00:10:43,950 --> 00:10:45,741
I'm studying

524
00:10:43,950 --> 00:10:45,741
Big Bang nucleosynthesis ...

525
00:10:45,741 --> 00:10:47,241
well, more specifically

526
00:10:47,241 --> 00:10:48,991
the total Baryonic matter

527
00:10:47,241 --> 00:10:48,991
in the universe.

528
00:10:48,991 --> 00:10:49,991
Let's go back.

529
00:10:49,991 --> 00:10:51,575
Dark matter and dark energy

530
00:10:51,575 --> 00:10:54,075
make up 95%

531
00:10:51,575 --> 00:10:54,075
of all of the matter in the ...

532
00:10:54,075 --> 00:10:55,741
No! Go away!

533
00:10:54,075 --> 00:10:55,741
Stop!

534
00:10:55,741 --> 00:10:57,241
We needed help.

535
00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:59,908
And no surprise, first entry

536
00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:59,908
on howtostayawake.net ...

537
00:10:59,908 --> 00:11:01,033
coffee.

538
00:11:01,033 --> 00:11:02,700
This did it.

539
00:11:01,033 --> 00:11:02,700
This is all we needed.

540
00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:04,450
You want to rub my feet?

541
00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:04,450
If you rub mine.

542
00:11:05,450 --> 00:11:06,616
Phil!

543
00:11:06,616 --> 00:11:08,366
The feet!

544
00:11:06,616 --> 00:11:08,366
Why'd we do the feet?

545
00:11:09,366 --> 00:11:11,783
Second tip ...

546
00:11:09,366 --> 00:11:11,783
stay active.

547
00:11:15,950 --> 00:11:17,366
You're asleep!

548
00:11:17,366 --> 00:11:19,366
Finally, we found

549
00:11:17,366 --> 00:11:19,366
something that worked.

550
00:11:19,366 --> 00:11:20,200
For me.

551
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,991
No! What the hell?

552
00:11:26,116 --> 00:11:28,533
Aah!

553
00:11:26,116 --> 00:11:28,533
Oh, my nana!

554
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:33,241
Hey.

555
00:11:33,241 --> 00:11:35,200
What do you say we take a walk

556
00:11:33,241 --> 00:11:35,200
and get something to eat?

557
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,658
It is French lunchtime.

558
00:11:36,658 --> 00:11:38,325
Sure.

559
00:11:36,658 --> 00:11:38,325
It's worth a shot.

560
00:11:38,325 --> 00:11:40,075
Got to do something

561
00:11:38,325 --> 00:11:40,075
first.

562
00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:43,450
Aah! Why?

563
00:11:43,450 --> 00:11:45,033
Why would you do that?

564
00:11:46,825 --> 00:11:48,491
Alls I'm saying is,

565
00:11:48,491 --> 00:11:50,491
if you're lucky enough

566
00:11:48,491 --> 00:11:50,491
to get this boy Ryan you like,

567
00:11:50,491 --> 00:11:51,991
you hold on

568
00:11:50,491 --> 00:11:51,991
with both hands.

569
00:11:51,991 --> 00:11:53,825
'Cause once he's gone,

570
00:11:51,991 --> 00:11:53,825
you're nothing.

571
00:11:53,825 --> 00:11:55,450
Okay, you don't

572
00:11:53,825 --> 00:11:55,450
really mean that.

573
00:11:55,450 --> 00:11:56,950
I don't know

574
00:11:55,450 --> 00:11:56,950
what I mean.

575
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,991
I'm just a woman

576
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,991
running her fool mouth off.

577
00:11:58,991 --> 00:12:00,825
Okay, not exactly

578
00:11:58,991 --> 00:12:00,825
the message of empowerment

579
00:12:00,825 --> 00:12:03,575
we'd like to impart

580
00:12:00,825 --> 00:12:03,575
to our 21st-century daughter.

581
00:12:03,575 --> 00:12:05,075
What's a Demerol shooter?

582
00:12:05,075 --> 00:12:07,491
Okay, you know what?

583
00:12:05,075 --> 00:12:07,491
Let's keep our voices down.

584
00:12:07,491 --> 00:12:09,075
We don't want anyone woken up

585
00:12:07,491 --> 00:12:09,075
and proven correct.

586
00:12:09,075 --> 00:12:10,200
Give me that.

587
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,700
One more drag!

588
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,700
No. Stop.

589
00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,283
What's the worst it's gonna do?

590
00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,283
Kill me?

591
00:12:13,283 --> 00:12:15,033
Stop... it!

592
00:12:15,033 --> 00:12:16,116
Hey, I rolled that!

593
00:12:17,450 --> 00:12:18,908
Mama!

594
00:12:18,908 --> 00:12:20,533
Mama!

595
00:12:20,533 --> 00:12:21,533
Mama!

596
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:22,825
What?

597
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,533
Ay. Sorry, sorry.

598
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,533
It's you, Papi.

599
00:12:24,533 --> 00:12:25,700
What's wrong?

600
00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:27,033
Can you please

601
00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:27,033
deal with Joe?

602
00:12:27,033 --> 00:12:28,075
And also get a therapist?

603
00:12:28,075 --> 00:12:29,158
Mama!

604
00:12:29,158 --> 00:12:30,908
Mama!

605
00:12:29,158 --> 00:12:30,908
But...

606
00:12:30,908 --> 00:12:32,908
That is not

607
00:12:30,908 --> 00:12:32,908
coming from his bedroom.

608
00:12:32,908 --> 00:12:34,158
Mama!

609
00:12:34,158 --> 00:12:35,700
Oh, no!

610
00:12:39,116 --> 00:12:41,950
I wanted a glass of water,

611
00:12:39,116 --> 00:12:41,950
and I got stuck.

612
00:12:45,991 --> 00:12:47,575
Damn it!

613
00:12:47,575 --> 00:12:50,241
Why didn't I close that door

614
00:12:47,575 --> 00:12:50,241
so that you didn't get stuck

615
00:12:50,241 --> 00:12:52,825
like Manny's gerbil

616
00:12:50,241 --> 00:12:52,825
in the glue trap?

617
00:12:52,825 --> 00:12:54,325
But you said

618
00:12:52,825 --> 00:12:54,325
he ran away.

619
00:12:54,325 --> 00:12:55,908
Yes, most of him did.

620
00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:57,741
Take off your slippers.

621
00:12:57,741 --> 00:13:00,200
Oh, yeah, good idea.

622
00:12:57,741 --> 00:13:00,200
Don't want anything bad

623
00:12:57,741 --> 00:13:00,200
to happen to them.

624
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,158
Okay.

625
00:13:01,158 --> 00:13:02,575
Wait!

626
00:13:01,158 --> 00:13:02,575
What are you doing?

627
00:13:02,575 --> 00:13:03,991
Are you crazy?

628
00:13:02,575 --> 00:13:03,991
They're Florentine leather!

629
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,950
Ay, Manny,

630
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,950
that's what we just told you.

631
00:13:05,950 --> 00:13:07,116
We got them in Chinatown.

632
00:13:07,116 --> 00:13:08,783
Okay, Little Joe.

633
00:13:08,783 --> 00:13:11,991
Let's get you

634
00:13:08,783 --> 00:13:11,991
out of there.

635
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:13,241
Okay, come on!

636
00:13:13,241 --> 00:13:14,533
Okay. Ay.

637
00:13:14,533 --> 00:13:16,241
Now we're gonna

638
00:13:14,533 --> 00:13:16,241
burn these pajamas

639
00:13:16,241 --> 00:13:17,866
with the towel

640
00:13:16,241 --> 00:13:17,866
and the slippers.

641
00:13:17,866 --> 00:13:18,908
Burn them?

642
00:13:18,908 --> 00:13:20,741
It's in my hair, too.

643
00:13:20,741 --> 00:13:23,325
Okay.

644
00:13:20,741 --> 00:13:23,325
I will cut it.

645
00:13:23,325 --> 00:13:27,116
Go. Grab some scissors

646
00:13:23,325 --> 00:13:27,116
and run them back to Mama.

647
00:13:27,116 --> 00:13:27,991
I'll get the scissors,

648
00:13:27,116 --> 00:13:27,991
Joe!

649
00:13:29,783 --> 00:13:31,866
I didn't even want him,

650
00:13:29,783 --> 00:13:31,866
and I'm the only one

651
00:13:29,783 --> 00:13:31,866
keeping him alive.

652
00:13:31,866 --> 00:13:34,700
Okay, I just

653
00:13:31,866 --> 00:13:34,700
have to smooth this out

654
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:36,575
so that Jay

655
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:36,575
doesn't notice anything.

656
00:13:36,575 --> 00:13:38,866
You're really going through

657
00:13:36,575 --> 00:13:38,866
a lot of trouble

658
00:13:36,575 --> 00:13:38,866
to hide this from him.

659
00:13:38,866 --> 00:13:40,450
You just don't understand.

660
00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:41,991
This is the first time

661
00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:41,991
in a fight

662
00:13:41,991 --> 00:13:45,783
that I was 100% right

663
00:13:41,991 --> 00:13:45,783
and Jay was 100% wrong.

664
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:47,491
That never happens.

665
00:13:47,491 --> 00:13:49,033
And being right

666
00:13:47,491 --> 00:13:49,033
is so important?

667
00:13:49,033 --> 00:13:50,616
Get married

668
00:13:49,033 --> 00:13:50,616
and then get back to me.

669
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:54,033
Ay, no! This is stuck!

670
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:54,033
Come help me!

671
00:13:56,116 --> 00:13:56,991
Push!

672
00:14:01,991 --> 00:14:04,283
Oh, no!

673
00:14:01,991 --> 00:14:04,283
My birthday Rolex!

674
00:14:04,283 --> 00:14:05,825
Ay, Manny.

675
00:14:07,616 --> 00:14:09,450
We'll take the check,

676
00:14:07,616 --> 00:14:09,450
please.

677
00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:11,450
No!

678
00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:12,450
Oh.

679
00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:13,700
Thank you so much.

680
00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:16,283
I want to go to sleep

681
00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:16,283
so bad, Phil.

682
00:14:16,283 --> 00:14:17,700
Oh.

683
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:18,991
Maybe this will

684
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:18,991
keep you awake.

685
00:14:20,575 --> 00:14:22,741
Our house

686
00:14:20,575 --> 00:14:22,741
cannot be this far.

687
00:14:22,741 --> 00:14:25,033
We've been walking

688
00:14:22,741 --> 00:14:25,033
for...

689
00:14:25,033 --> 00:14:27,575
We've passed this mattress

690
00:14:25,033 --> 00:14:27,575
already.

691
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:28,741
Claire.

692
00:14:28,741 --> 00:14:29,741
It's fate.

693
00:14:29,741 --> 00:14:31,200
God wants me to sleep.

694
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,116
Fight it!

695
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,116
Fight it, Claire!

696
00:14:33,116 --> 00:14:34,200
Let me go!

697
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,366
No! No!

698
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,366
We're so close!

699
00:14:36,366 --> 00:14:37,991
I can't let you quit!

700
00:14:37,991 --> 00:14:41,325
Oh, God. I'm not gonna go to

701
00:14:37,991 --> 00:14:41,325
sleep on some filthy mattress.

702
00:14:41,325 --> 00:14:42,200
Okay.

703
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,158
For long.

704
00:14:43,158 --> 00:14:44,283
No. No!

705
00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:45,783
No, no.

706
00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:45,783
I'm sorry.

707
00:14:45,783 --> 00:14:47,658
I'm so tired from work

708
00:14:45,783 --> 00:14:47,658
already.

709
00:14:47,658 --> 00:14:49,325
I won't be any fun

710
00:14:47,658 --> 00:14:49,325
in Paris.

711
00:14:49,325 --> 00:14:50,325
You should go.

712
00:14:50,325 --> 00:14:52,075
Meet someone.

713
00:14:50,325 --> 00:14:52,075
I don't care.

714
00:14:52,075 --> 00:14:54,075
I just can't do it.

715
00:14:52,075 --> 00:14:54,075
I'm sorry.

716
00:14:56,158 --> 00:14:57,950
You know what?

717
00:14:57,950 --> 00:14:59,200
Let's not.

718
00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:02,741
I shouldn't have

719
00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:02,741
pushed you.

720
00:15:02,741 --> 00:15:05,200
I know I said all that stuff

721
00:15:02,741 --> 00:15:05,200
about not wanting to get old,

722
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,741
but...

723
00:15:06,741 --> 00:15:09,408
I think I really wanted to go

724
00:15:06,741 --> 00:15:09,408
because I miss you.

725
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,575
Ohhhh.

726
00:15:11,575 --> 00:15:13,283
Because I've been working

727
00:15:11,575 --> 00:15:13,283
so much?

728
00:15:13,283 --> 00:15:15,616
Yeah, which is great.

729
00:15:13,283 --> 00:15:15,616
I-I really want that for you.

730
00:15:15,616 --> 00:15:17,241
I-I think I...

731
00:15:17,241 --> 00:15:18,658
I just wanted

732
00:15:17,241 --> 00:15:18,658
a little adventure.

733
00:15:18,658 --> 00:15:20,075
But you know what?

734
00:15:20,075 --> 00:15:21,908
We've had so much fun

735
00:15:20,075 --> 00:15:21,908
tonight.

736
00:15:21,908 --> 00:15:23,366
When was the last time

737
00:15:23,366 --> 00:15:25,533
I got to stay up until

738
00:15:23,366 --> 00:15:25,533
5:00 in the morning with you?

739
00:15:26,533 --> 00:15:27,866
Give me that hand.

740
00:15:27,866 --> 00:15:29,075
What for?

741
00:15:29,075 --> 00:15:31,158
Oh!

742
00:15:29,075 --> 00:15:31,158
That's to wake me up.

743
00:15:31,158 --> 00:15:34,158
Wow.

744
00:15:31,158 --> 00:15:34,158
And that is

745
00:15:31,158 --> 00:15:34,158
for ever forgetting

746
00:15:34,158 --> 00:15:36,533
that you are

747
00:15:34,158 --> 00:15:36,533
the best husband.

748
00:15:36,533 --> 00:15:38,533
Mmmmm.

749
00:15:36,533 --> 00:15:38,533
Mmmm.

750
00:15:38,533 --> 00:15:39,866
Oh. What's that for?

751
00:15:39,866 --> 00:15:41,241
For whatever's

752
00:15:39,866 --> 00:15:41,241
crawling all over me!

753
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,825
Oh, no!

754
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,825
They're on me, too!

755
00:15:44,950 --> 00:15:46,866
$40 for the hour.

756
00:15:44,950 --> 00:15:46,866
Songs are in the book.

757
00:15:46,866 --> 00:15:48,283
Anyone want a cocktail?

758
00:15:48,283 --> 00:15:49,575
You know

759
00:15:48,283 --> 00:15:49,575
how to make a Manhattan?

760
00:15:48,283 --> 00:15:49,575
Yes.

761
00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:50,991
No, you don't.

762
00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:50,991
The only Manhattan ...

763
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:51,866
He's got it, Dad.

764
00:15:51,866 --> 00:15:53,575
Thank you. Thanks.

765
00:15:53,575 --> 00:15:54,991
So, a karaoke bar, huh?

766
00:15:56,491 --> 00:15:58,033
You know, it's a little

767
00:15:56,491 --> 00:15:58,033
offensive that you think

768
00:15:58,033 --> 00:15:59,700
singing a pop song

769
00:15:58,033 --> 00:15:59,700
is gonna solve my problems.

770
00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:00,783
How gay

771
00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:00,783
do you think I am?

772
00:16:00,783 --> 00:16:02,033
Mitchell!

773
00:16:02,033 --> 00:16:03,533
Madonna!

774
00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:05,533
Oh! Yeah. Okay.

775
00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:06,783
Well, come on!

776
00:16:06,783 --> 00:16:08,325
When you were stressed out

777
00:16:06,783 --> 00:16:08,325
as a kid,

778
00:16:08,325 --> 00:16:09,533
you used to dance and sing

779
00:16:08,325 --> 00:16:09,533
Madonna in the living room.

780
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:10,616
Fixed you right up.

781
00:16:10,616 --> 00:16:12,200
Ah, I'm not surprised.

782
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,866
You think I haven't changed

783
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,866
at all in 25 years.

784
00:16:13,866 --> 00:16:15,325
If you were surprised,

785
00:16:13,866 --> 00:16:15,325
I wouldn't know it,

786
00:16:15,325 --> 00:16:16,783
since you've plucked out

787
00:16:15,325 --> 00:16:16,783
all your eyebrows.

788
00:16:17,908 --> 00:16:19,866
Madonna, Mitchell.

789
00:16:19,866 --> 00:16:21,491
News flash ...

790
00:16:19,866 --> 00:16:21,491
I am not singing.

791
00:16:21,491 --> 00:16:22,950
News flash ...

792
00:16:21,491 --> 00:16:22,950
yes, you are!

793
00:16:22,950 --> 00:16:24,200
Ooh.

794
00:16:22,950 --> 00:16:24,200
You know what, Dad?

795
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,158
You have been

796
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,158
really bossy tonight.

797
00:16:26,158 --> 00:16:28,033
With me,

798
00:16:26,158 --> 00:16:28,033
with that waitress.

799
00:16:28,033 --> 00:16:30,450
I-I bet that's why you

800
00:16:28,033 --> 00:16:30,450
and Gloria are having problems.

801
00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:31,825
Yeah.

802
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,033
You miss bossing people around

803
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,033
at work,

804
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,366
so now you're doing it

805
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,366
at home.

806
00:16:34,366 --> 00:16:36,241
If I admitted

807
00:16:34,366 --> 00:16:36,241
there was some truth in that,

808
00:16:36,241 --> 00:16:37,700
could you just give in?

809
00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:39,366
You've been grinding around

810
00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:39,366
like Lola Falana.

811
00:16:40,408 --> 00:16:42,116
I don't know why

812
00:16:40,408 --> 00:16:42,116
this is so important to you.

813
00:16:42,116 --> 00:16:43,491
Can you just

814
00:16:42,116 --> 00:16:43,491
let me help you?

815
00:16:43,491 --> 00:16:45,408
Okay, I'm doing this,

816
00:16:45,408 --> 00:16:48,283
but only because

817
00:16:45,408 --> 00:16:48,283
you need it so much.

818
00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:50,158
Come on, girls!

819
00:16:50,158 --> 00:16:51,783
Do you believe in love?

820
00:16:51,783 --> 00:16:53,866
'Cause I got

821
00:16:51,783 --> 00:16:53,866
something to say about it.

822
00:16:53,866 --> 00:16:56,450
And it goes

823
00:16:53,866 --> 00:16:56,450
something like this.

824
00:17:03,783 --> 00:17:04,866
Watching Mitchell,

825
00:17:03,783 --> 00:17:04,866
I did feel kind of good

826
00:17:04,866 --> 00:17:06,658
about fixing his problem.

827
00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:09,616
Now, being retired, you don't

828
00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:09,616
always feel useful anymore.

829
00:17:09,616 --> 00:17:12,241
It's probably why I keep

830
00:17:09,616 --> 00:17:12,241
tearing up that bathroom.

831
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:16,575
I guess it wouldn't be the worst

832
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:16,575
thing to admit to Gloria.

833
00:17:16,575 --> 00:17:18,325
Eh, it'll probably blow over.

834
00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:21,450
Damn it.

835
00:17:27,991 --> 00:17:29,991
I knew you'd be up,

836
00:17:27,991 --> 00:17:29,991
tossing and turning.

837
00:17:29,991 --> 00:17:31,325
Yes, yes.

838
00:17:31,325 --> 00:17:33,075
Why are you calling

839
00:17:31,325 --> 00:17:33,075
from the couch?

840
00:17:33,075 --> 00:17:34,200
Not home.

841
00:17:33,075 --> 00:17:34,200
Long story.

842
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,658
Look,

843
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,658
let me get this out.

844
00:17:35,658 --> 00:17:37,700
I have been going crazy

845
00:17:35,658 --> 00:17:37,700
with the bathroom,

846
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:40,158
but it's not really

847
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:40,158
about the bathroom.

848
00:17:40,158 --> 00:17:42,700
It's about me not being sure

849
00:17:40,158 --> 00:17:42,700
of who I am anymore.

850
00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:44,158
You were 100% right.

851
00:17:44,158 --> 00:17:45,700
I love to hear that,

852
00:17:44,158 --> 00:17:45,700
but ...

853
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:46,825
No, you were.

854
00:17:46,825 --> 00:17:49,075
Okay.

855
00:17:46,825 --> 00:17:49,075
No rush getting home.

856
00:17:49,075 --> 00:17:51,325
We're fine here.

857
00:17:51,325 --> 00:17:53,533
Please, please, please,

858
00:17:51,325 --> 00:17:53,533
please, please, please!

859
00:17:51,325 --> 00:17:53,533
Come on, black!

860
00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:54,741
18 red.

861
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,241
18 red.

862
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,116
So close.

863
00:17:57,116 --> 00:17:58,575
Gambling is the best!

864
00:17:58,575 --> 00:17:59,991
Yeah.

865
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,450
You hand your hard-earned money

866
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,450
to strangers

867
00:18:01,450 --> 00:18:02,283
and pray it comes back.

868
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,491
I know I've had

869
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,491
a lot to drink,

870
00:18:05,491 --> 00:18:07,491
but that is not Bianca anymore,

871
00:18:05,491 --> 00:18:07,491
is it?

872
00:18:07,491 --> 00:18:08,991
Nope.

873
00:18:08,991 --> 00:18:11,158
I don't want to believe

874
00:18:08,991 --> 00:18:11,158
Clint sold her...

875
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,033
You guys want

876
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,033
to get really crazy?

877
00:18:13,033 --> 00:18:14,533
People know where I am.

878
00:18:14,533 --> 00:18:16,741
All-in

879
00:18:14,533 --> 00:18:16,741
on one number.

880
00:18:16,741 --> 00:18:18,283
Okay, I guess

881
00:18:16,741 --> 00:18:18,283
that's no scarier

882
00:18:18,283 --> 00:18:20,366
than when that glow-stick

883
00:18:18,283 --> 00:18:20,366
broke in my mouth.

884
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:21,450
Do it.

885
00:18:22,783 --> 00:18:24,908
Andy, that's, like,

886
00:18:22,783 --> 00:18:24,908
a month's rent.

887
00:18:24,908 --> 00:18:26,200
Hey,

888
00:18:24,908 --> 00:18:26,200
you got to go big or ...

889
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,491
Wait ... the black ones

890
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,491
aren't $1s?

891
00:18:27,491 --> 00:18:28,950
Really?

892
00:18:27,491 --> 00:18:28,950
Okay, could I just ...

893
00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:30,116
Sorry, sir.

894
00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:30,116
The ball's rolling.

895
00:18:30,116 --> 00:18:31,366
Oh, my gosh.

896
00:18:31,366 --> 00:18:32,283
Andy, what is happening

897
00:18:31,366 --> 00:18:32,283
with you?

898
00:18:32,283 --> 00:18:34,075
Why are you doing this?

899
00:18:34,075 --> 00:18:35,658
What are you talking about?

900
00:18:34,075 --> 00:18:35,658
I thought you loved Wild Andy.

901
00:18:35,658 --> 00:18:36,491
No, no.

902
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:37,825
I love Normal Andy,

903
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,575
tomato-soup-and-grilled-cheese

904
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,575
Andy.

905
00:18:39,575 --> 00:18:41,033
Still-in-bed-by-11:00

906
00:18:39,575 --> 00:18:41,033
Andy.

907
00:18:41,033 --> 00:18:42,908
Uses-the-word-"tummy" Andy.

908
00:18:42,908 --> 00:18:44,700
Really? Because I've been doing

909
00:18:42,908 --> 00:18:44,700
this whole thing because I was

910
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:46,616
afraid you'd get bored and

911
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:46,616
dump me if I couldn't keep up.

912
00:18:46,616 --> 00:18:49,575
I know you can't keep up.

913
00:18:46,616 --> 00:18:49,575
But I'd rather slow down.

914
00:18:49,575 --> 00:18:51,283
I like the me I am

915
00:18:49,575 --> 00:18:51,283
when I'm with you.

916
00:18:51,283 --> 00:18:53,575
Well, I wish you would have

917
00:18:51,283 --> 00:18:53,575
told me that about a minute ago.

918
00:18:53,575 --> 00:18:54,908
Aah! I can't watch!

919
00:18:54,908 --> 00:18:56,783
The stress is murder

920
00:18:54,908 --> 00:18:56,783
on my tummy.

921
00:18:59,408 --> 00:19:00,491
Aunt Pam's leaving.

922
00:19:02,533 --> 00:19:04,616
Pameron Jessica Tucker,

923
00:19:02,533 --> 00:19:04,616
where do you think you're going?

924
00:19:04,616 --> 00:19:07,033
Home ... to get down on my knees

925
00:19:04,616 --> 00:19:07,033
and beg Bo to come back.

926
00:19:07,033 --> 00:19:09,241
I'm just gonna lie

927
00:19:07,033 --> 00:19:09,241
and tell him I'm pregnant.

928
00:19:09,241 --> 00:19:12,658
No, that is not how mature

929
00:19:09,241 --> 00:19:12,658
people handle their problems.

930
00:19:12,658 --> 00:19:14,325
I will fight you.

931
00:19:14,325 --> 00:19:16,741
You are not going to crawl back

932
00:19:14,325 --> 00:19:16,741
to that man.

933
00:19:16,741 --> 00:19:18,991
You don't have a choice.

934
00:19:16,741 --> 00:19:18,991
You know I can take you.

935
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,866
Oh, yeah, right.

936
00:19:21,866 --> 00:19:23,075
Ooh!

937
00:19:23,075 --> 00:19:24,950
Pameron ...

938
00:19:23,075 --> 00:19:24,950
No! Ow! Oh!

939
00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:26,866
Okay, you know what?

940
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,033
You are

941
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,033
going to regret that!

942
00:19:29,033 --> 00:19:30,200
Ungh!

943
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,950
Oh,

944
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,950
now you poked the bear!

945
00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:34,575
Well, come on,

946
00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:34,575
Mama Bear!

947
00:19:34,575 --> 00:19:35,408
I'm coming!

948
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:40,283
It's all my fault

949
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:40,283
anyway!

950
00:19:40,283 --> 00:19:42,616
I pushed him away!

951
00:19:40,283 --> 00:19:42,616
Aah! Oh!

952
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:45,033
Because I never listened!

953
00:19:46,450 --> 00:19:48,575
You really want Lily

954
00:19:46,450 --> 00:19:48,575
to think women are weak?

955
00:19:48,575 --> 00:19:50,825
Get off my daddy!

956
00:19:50,825 --> 00:19:53,658
You're acting this crazy

957
00:19:50,825 --> 00:19:53,658
all over a boy?

958
00:19:53,658 --> 00:19:55,783
Oh, Lily, I'm so happy

959
00:19:53,658 --> 00:19:55,783
to hear you say that!

960
00:19:55,783 --> 00:19:57,366
Now, pull

961
00:19:55,783 --> 00:19:57,366
Aunt Pameron's bra strap!

962
00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:00,950
Oh. Okay.

963
00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:00,950
So we moved the couch.

964
00:20:02,283 --> 00:20:03,450
Where were you?

965
00:20:03,450 --> 00:20:05,283
I, uh,

966
00:20:03,450 --> 00:20:05,283
I had some work to do.

967
00:20:05,283 --> 00:20:07,866
Me too.

968
00:20:05,283 --> 00:20:07,866
Get my man back.

969
00:20:07,866 --> 00:20:10,075
Okay. Okay.

970
00:20:07,866 --> 00:20:10,075
All right.

971
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:11,700
As much as I'd love

972
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:11,700
to leave this alone,

973
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,200
I learned something

974
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,200
tonight

975
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,575
that I feel like

976
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,575
I-I need to share with you.

977
00:20:15,741 --> 00:20:18,783
You deserve

978
00:20:15,741 --> 00:20:18,783
the best in life.

979
00:20:18,783 --> 00:20:22,741
So if the time isn't right,

980
00:20:18,783 --> 00:20:22,741
then... move on.

981
00:20:22,741 --> 00:20:24,616
Second best, it's...

982
00:20:24,616 --> 00:20:25,866
It's never enough.

983
00:20:25,866 --> 00:20:28,033
You'll do much better, baby,

984
00:20:25,866 --> 00:20:28,033
on your own.

985
00:20:28,033 --> 00:20:30,200
Baby.

986
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,325
On your own.

987
00:20:31,325 --> 00:20:32,366
Ohhh.

988
00:20:32,366 --> 00:20:34,575
My God.

989
00:20:34,575 --> 00:20:36,450
You're right.

990
00:20:37,950 --> 00:20:39,241
Yeah.

991
00:20:39,241 --> 00:20:40,908
Don't go for

992
00:20:39,241 --> 00:20:40,908
second best.

993
00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:41,908
Put your love ...

994
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,241
It's okay.

995
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,241
I fixed her.

996
00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:44,783
Madonna fixed her.

997
00:20:52,658 --> 00:20:53,658
Don't worry.

998
00:20:52,658 --> 00:20:53,658
We've got this.

999
00:20:53,658 --> 00:20:55,200
Take all the time you need.

1000
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,241
I'm only finishing

1001
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,241
a 12-hour shift.

1002
00:20:57,241 --> 00:20:59,658
Do you got a nickel or a dime

1003
00:20:57,241 --> 00:20:59,658
or anything?

1004
00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:00,658
I don't.

1005
00:21:00,658 --> 00:21:02,325
Sorry, but...

1006
00:21:02,325 --> 00:21:04,158
you're gonna

1007
00:21:02,325 --> 00:21:04,158
have to make change.

1008
00:21:07,950 --> 00:21:09,241
What?

1009
00:21:09,241 --> 00:21:10,908
My mom and dad

1010
00:21:09,241 --> 00:21:10,908
are going to Paris.

1011
00:21:10,908 --> 00:21:14,533
Okay, children informed,

1012
00:21:10,908 --> 00:21:14,533
passports secured,

1013
00:21:14,533 --> 00:21:16,033
luggage packed.

1014
00:21:16,033 --> 00:21:18,616
Oh.

1015
00:21:16,033 --> 00:21:18,616
What am I forgetting?

1016
00:21:18,616 --> 00:21:19,741
Oh, yeah.

1017
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:24,991
Au revoir, Alex!

1018
00:21:24,991 --> 00:21:27,158
Next stop ...

1019
00:21:24,991 --> 00:21:27,158
Paradise City!

1020
00:21:27,158 --> 00:21:29,116
Guns N' Roses.

1021
00:21:33,533 --> 00:21:36,325
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