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Hey.

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That staycation beard's

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really taking shape, dad.

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It's starting to trap food.

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Yep.

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It's gone from itchin'

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to bitchin'.

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And you're still rocking

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the sweats.

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Every day this week.

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Same underwear?

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What underwear?

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Hold that thought.

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Do I have to?

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Mayor's office.

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City of Phila-Dunphy-a.

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I'm sorry.

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I just got done.

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My computer crashed,

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and we got four pallets

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of hinges from Taiwan

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with faulty riveting.

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At least

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your story's riveting.

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It's clever.

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I'll tell you later.

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Hey, why is the minivan

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in the driveway?

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You parked me in

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this morning.

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I was running late

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for a meeting,

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so I just took Haley's Corolla.

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Fun.

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Would be

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if it didn't smell like

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the inside of

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Bob Marley's laundry hamper.

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Anyway, I've got

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a bunch more calls to make.

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I'm not gonna have time

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to cook tonight.

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We could go out.

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There's that new restaurant ...

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Sliders.

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The gimmick is

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they built it on a slant,

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and the waiters

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all wear socks.

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That doesn't sound good at all.

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Can you just order something?

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Yeah, you got it.

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Great.

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What are you doing?

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Run away, little dog.

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Fine.

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Go around you.

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You're not gonna move.

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'Cause I'm not stopping for you.

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I'm stopping for you.

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Damn. Ohh!

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Move it!

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Seriously?

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(gear shift clicks,

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seat belt clicks)

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Don't forget you have to watch

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Joe while we have company.

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Again?

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Yes, again.

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What is the problem?

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He always wants to watch his

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show "Mystery Kidz," with a "Z."

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It's insufferable.

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Now you know what I felt

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when I had to watch

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your favorite show.

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"Masterpiece Theater"?

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It was hosted

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by a creepy puppet.

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That was Alan Cumming.

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Ay, Jay, you have to add

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two more chairs.

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For who?

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It's us, the McClouds,

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and the Sharps.

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I also invited my friend Dana

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and her husband, Reece.

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Reece?

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Who's Reece?

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I just told you.

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Dana's husband.

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I met her

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at the PTA lunch,

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and she's the only woman

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in the anti-bullying campaign

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that I don't want

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to punch in the face.

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Why would I want

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these people in my house

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messing up

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my poker game?

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Maybe you'll meet

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new friends.

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We've been over this before.

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I don't want any new friends.

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I have the exact-right

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number of friends.

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Jay, your friends

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have been around

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since before

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the movies could talk.

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I don't think

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it's the worst idea

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to start getting

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some backups.

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Hey, daddy, what's

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a lowest common denominator?

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Reality TV.

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That's hilarious,

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but I've got a quiz

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tomorrow.

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Uh...

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What is that noise?

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Let me remind you

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that it's been weeks

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since we've had a tenant

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up there.

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So you rented it

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to a rock band?

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A Christian rock band.

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Oh, good. Okay, so they're

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noisy and judge-y.

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Shame on you and your narrow,

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big-city attitude.

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I've known many accepting

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people of faith.

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And I've been chased

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into a lake.

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So I guess we're both

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entitled to our opinion.

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Oh, oh, oh ... No!

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Okay. Guys.

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Absolutely not.

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Come in.

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Hey.

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This is Mitchell,

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and the music sounds great.

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Just wondering if you could

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turn it down a-a skosh.

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Yeah, of course.

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We're sorry.

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Just giving the guy upstairs

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a taste of our new song.

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He means God.

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Really?

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There's no third floor

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I don't know about?

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We love the place,

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by the way.

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It's just scrumptious.

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Good! Good!

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So, you guys are

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a Christian rock band?

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Water to Wine.

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Yeah, that's us.

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Well, I hope

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you're not expecting

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to bring all your groupies

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back here.

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Don't worry.

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The Soldiers of the Lamb

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Church

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forbids

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premarital relations.

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- Mm.

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- Of course.

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But I can think

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of a few ladies

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I wouldn't mind

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multiplying with

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after our elders give us

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their blessings.

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I heard that.

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Oh!

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We love girls!

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As long as you guys are here,

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I need an outsider's opinion.

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I'm working on a song,

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but these guys think

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it's too soft.

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Do you mind?

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Um... lay it on us, bro.

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Okay.

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Aw, dang it, Dex,

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you're bumming me out!

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Whoa.

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Calm down, Coop.

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Just 'cause

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we're in the city

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doesn't mean

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we got to talk like it.

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I'm so sorry.

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You know what, Dex?

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I like that song.

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Yeah.

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What's the title?

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I call it

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"A Cry for Help."

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- Did you hear that?

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- Yeah, I'm standing right here.

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You're back again?

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Oh. Missed you, too.

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Sanjay's home this weekend.

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It's kind of a big day for us ...

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our first anniversary.

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Look what I got him.

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It's a hadrosaur metacarpal

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for his dinosaur bone

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collection.

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Too much?

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Well, what's the equivalent gift

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if you guys were normal?

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Like, a Starbucks card

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or a Rolex?

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Kind of like

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a really nice microscope.

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You're not helping.

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I thought the gift

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for a first nerd anniversary

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was inhaler.

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Hey.

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Where's your dad?

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Upstairs. Why?

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- You got us a dog?

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No, no!

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It's a stray,

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and we are not

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keeping him.

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Be quiet.

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Your dad cannot know

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he's here.

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If he sees him,

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he'll get all attached,

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and there's no

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getting rid of it.

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Oh, it'll be like Luke

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all over again.

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At least they were married

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when they had me.

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You ruined mom's life.

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Hmm.

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Stop.

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I am now very happy

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I have all of you.

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But I just can't take care

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of another living creature.

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Then why'd

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you bring it home?

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I couldn't leave it

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in the street.

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Claire, is that you?

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Take care of it.

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I'm not gonna kill a dog.

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Hide it in your room.

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Is that what I think

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it is?

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Uh, no.

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Yeah, pizza's here.

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Oh.

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How you doing?

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What was that?

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I'm the pizza monster!

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It's this new character

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I'm doing.

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I love it.

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I really love it.

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I didn't really love it.

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It felt a little close

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to my Chicken Pot Pirate.

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It's a mystery.

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Who's that?

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Noni.

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She can be invisible.

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- Who's that?

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- Gogo.

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He can jump

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off of buildings.

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This is the most unrealistic

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show I've ever seen.

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Who's that?

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Yes, great.

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I will open the gate.

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Reece. Probably can't

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even work a gate.

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Maybe you'll like him.

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He's the Kings' dentist.

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Well, hoity-toity.

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I'm the emperor's closet maker.

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The L.A. Kings hockey team.

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Kings' dentist.

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Why does he say it like that?

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What, is he trying

303
00:06:38,783 --> 00:06:40,658
to be all fancy?

304
00:06:40,658 --> 00:06:42,616
He didn't say anything.

305
00:06:40,658 --> 00:06:42,616
I said it.

306
00:06:43,950 --> 00:06:44,950
- Hi!

307
00:06:43,950 --> 00:06:44,950
- Hi!

308
00:06:44,950 --> 00:06:46,200
- Hello.

309
00:06:44,950 --> 00:06:46,200
- Hi.

310
00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,033
Dana, Reece,

311
00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,033
this is my husband, Jay.

312
00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,241
- Hi. Jay. Pleasure.

313
00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,241
- Hello.

314
00:06:49,241 --> 00:06:50,491
- Hi, Reece. How are you?

315
00:06:49,241 --> 00:06:50,491
- Hey, Jay.

316
00:06:50,491 --> 00:06:51,991
Dana, come with me

317
00:06:50,491 --> 00:06:51,991
to the kitchen

318
00:06:51,991 --> 00:06:53,783
while the boys

319
00:06:51,991 --> 00:06:53,783
get to know each other.

320
00:06:53,783 --> 00:06:54,866
All right.

321
00:06:54,866 --> 00:06:56,325
Did you hear

322
00:06:54,866 --> 00:06:56,325
they're thinking

323
00:06:56,325 --> 00:06:58,158
of eliminating cursive

324
00:06:56,325 --> 00:06:58,158
at the school?

325
00:06:58,158 --> 00:07:00,200
All of it,

326
00:06:58,158 --> 00:07:00,200
or just the "F" word?

327
00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:01,741
I brought you

328
00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:01,741
some Scotch.

329
00:07:01,741 --> 00:07:03,783
Wow. That's quite a bottle.

330
00:07:01,741 --> 00:07:03,783
Thank you.

331
00:07:03,783 --> 00:07:05,158
Mm.

332
00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:07,366
Hey, Gloria tells me

333
00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:07,366
you're the Kings' dentist.

334
00:07:07,366 --> 00:07:10,200
Well, when you say it like that,

335
00:07:07,366 --> 00:07:10,200
it sounds so hoity-toity.

336
00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:11,741
- Why don't we crack that open?

337
00:07:11,741 --> 00:07:13,908
And do you have

338
00:07:11,741 --> 00:07:13,908
any Cohiba Robustos?

339
00:07:13,908 --> 00:07:16,241
Oh, I wish, but, you know,

340
00:07:13,908 --> 00:07:16,241
they're impossible to find.

341
00:07:16,241 --> 00:07:18,491
Hmm.

342
00:07:16,241 --> 00:07:18,491
Well, look at that.

343
00:07:18,491 --> 00:07:19,575
I just found two.

344
00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:24,408
Okay, the guy wasn't all bad,

345
00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:24,408
but I couldn't let Gloria know

346
00:07:24,408 --> 00:07:27,158
or it would open the door

347
00:07:24,408 --> 00:07:27,158
for a whole bunch of new things

348
00:07:27,158 --> 00:07:28,200
I don't want to do ...

349
00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:29,616
Trendy restaurants,

350
00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:31,825
movies about how women feel

351
00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:31,825
about crap.

352
00:07:31,825 --> 00:07:33,116
And who needs it?

353
00:07:34,408 --> 00:07:35,950
As if this week

354
00:07:34,408 --> 00:07:35,950
wasn't bad enough,

355
00:07:35,950 --> 00:07:38,825
now my hardware supplier

356
00:07:35,950 --> 00:07:38,825
in Brussels is flip-flopping.

357
00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:41,616
Sounds like you're dealing

358
00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:41,616
with a real Belgian waffle.

359
00:07:43,825 --> 00:07:44,741
Is that a dog?

360
00:07:44,741 --> 00:07:46,491
What? No.

361
00:07:48,408 --> 00:07:49,991
That sounds like a dog.

362
00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:51,366
You will do anything

363
00:07:51,366 --> 00:07:53,991
to avoid hearing me talk

364
00:07:51,366 --> 00:07:53,991
about work, won't you?

365
00:07:53,991 --> 00:07:56,991
I'm ... I'm just gonna go

366
00:07:53,991 --> 00:07:56,991
cool off downstairs.

367
00:07:56,991 --> 00:07:59,241
Yep.

368
00:07:59,241 --> 00:08:00,283
Honey?

369
00:08:00,283 --> 00:08:01,283
She is right.

370
00:08:01,283 --> 00:08:03,825
Sometimes I don't listen.

371
00:08:03,825 --> 00:08:06,366
That's what she said, right?

372
00:08:03,825 --> 00:08:06,366
That I don't listen?

373
00:08:06,366 --> 00:08:08,241
How did you get out?

374
00:08:08,241 --> 00:08:10,450
Oh, come on, now.

375
00:08:10,450 --> 00:08:13,075
Shhhhhhh.

376
00:08:10,450 --> 00:08:13,075
- Honey?

377
00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:14,825
Sweetheart?

378
00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:14,825
- Hmm?

379
00:08:14,825 --> 00:08:16,533
I am so sorry.

380
00:08:16,533 --> 00:08:18,908
It's fine, Phil, really.

381
00:08:16,533 --> 00:08:18,908
Just go back to bed.

382
00:08:22,408 --> 00:08:24,908
I just... need some time

383
00:08:22,408 --> 00:08:24,908
to myself.

384
00:08:24,908 --> 00:08:27,366
Y-You know I cry when you cry.

385
00:08:27,366 --> 00:08:29,200
I'll be upstairs.

386
00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:31,450
Ohh!

387
00:08:31,450 --> 00:08:32,533
You okay?

388
00:08:32,533 --> 00:08:34,283
It's just ...

389
00:08:32,533 --> 00:08:34,283
It's been a lot.

390
00:08:34,283 --> 00:08:36,033
I love you.

391
00:08:45,866 --> 00:08:48,116
Hey, Dex.

392
00:08:45,866 --> 00:08:48,116
How are you?

393
00:08:48,116 --> 00:08:49,741
You okay?

394
00:08:49,741 --> 00:08:52,033
Yeah, I was just admiring

395
00:08:49,741 --> 00:08:52,033
your garden.

396
00:08:52,033 --> 00:08:53,783
Hey, come on in.

397
00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:56,658
So, uh,

398
00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:56,658
where is the rest of the gang?

399
00:08:56,658 --> 00:08:58,866
Oh, they're out

400
00:08:56,658 --> 00:08:58,866
on a prayer jog.

401
00:08:56,658 --> 00:08:58,866
Ah.

402
00:08:58,866 --> 00:09:00,200
It's not really my thing.

403
00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,575
Oh.

404
00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,200
Is ... Is that something

405
00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,200
that happens a lot

406
00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,866
where ... where you feel

407
00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,866
different?

408
00:09:04,866 --> 00:09:05,866
Hi, Dex.

409
00:09:05,866 --> 00:09:07,408
Hey, Mitchell.

410
00:09:05,866 --> 00:09:07,408
Hi.

411
00:09:07,408 --> 00:09:08,866
Can I have you help me over here

412
00:09:07,408 --> 00:09:08,866
for just a second?

413
00:09:08,866 --> 00:09:11,200
Uh, okay.

414
00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,950
Ohh.

415
00:09:12,950 --> 00:09:14,033
What are you doing?

416
00:09:14,033 --> 00:09:15,575
He was clearly

417
00:09:14,033 --> 00:09:15,575
reaching out.

418
00:09:15,575 --> 00:09:16,991
He was admiring

419
00:09:15,575 --> 00:09:16,991
our garden.

420
00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:18,616
Nobody admires our garden.

421
00:09:18,616 --> 00:09:20,616
It's a dead cactus

422
00:09:18,616 --> 00:09:20,616
with a grocery bag stuck to it.

423
00:09:20,616 --> 00:09:21,825
What is going on with you?

424
00:09:21,825 --> 00:09:23,116
You're the one

425
00:09:21,825 --> 00:09:23,116
who never wants

426
00:09:23,116 --> 00:09:24,283
to get involved

427
00:09:23,116 --> 00:09:24,283
in people's lives.

428
00:09:24,283 --> 00:09:25,491
Don't you see?

429
00:09:25,491 --> 00:09:26,908
He feels trapped

430
00:09:25,491 --> 00:09:26,908
by those guys.

431
00:09:26,908 --> 00:09:28,241
Oh, the big,

432
00:09:26,908 --> 00:09:28,241
bad Bible thumpers?

433
00:09:28,241 --> 00:09:29,700
Here we go again.

434
00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:31,200
I'm just saying

435
00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:31,200
you could read his song

436
00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,825
"A Cry for Help"

437
00:09:32,825 --> 00:09:34,325
as a cry for help.

438
00:09:34,325 --> 00:09:38,283
Mitchell, I'm sorry

439
00:09:34,325 --> 00:09:38,283
you got chased into a lake,

440
00:09:38,283 --> 00:09:39,825
but some of the kindest,

441
00:09:38,283 --> 00:09:39,825
most loving,

442
00:09:39,825 --> 00:09:43,658
generous people I've ever known

443
00:09:39,825 --> 00:09:43,658
were churchgoers.

444
00:09:43,658 --> 00:09:45,033
Just...

445
00:09:45,033 --> 00:09:46,950
Come ...

446
00:09:46,950 --> 00:09:50,158
Hey, Dex, do you mind if I make

447
00:09:46,950 --> 00:09:50,158
a personal observation?

448
00:09:50,158 --> 00:09:52,825
If it's about my hips,

449
00:09:50,158 --> 00:09:52,825
blame my mother.

450
00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:54,950
No, no.

451
00:09:54,950 --> 00:09:56,908
It's ... It's about the song

452
00:09:54,950 --> 00:09:56,908
that you sang yesterday.

453
00:09:56,908 --> 00:09:59,158
It seemed like you were trying

454
00:09:56,908 --> 00:09:59,158
to express something ...

455
00:09:59,158 --> 00:10:00,950
some feelings

456
00:09:59,158 --> 00:10:00,950
you might be having

457
00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:03,283
that you think

458
00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:03,283
might not be met with approval

459
00:10:03,283 --> 00:10:05,158
from your..."community."

460
00:10:05,158 --> 00:10:07,783
Or it's just a song.

461
00:10:07,783 --> 00:10:10,158
Has nothing to do

462
00:10:07,783 --> 00:10:10,158
with his personal situation.

463
00:10:10,158 --> 00:10:11,866
- No, it does.

464
00:10:10,158 --> 00:10:11,866
- Ha! Ha!

465
00:10:11,866 --> 00:10:13,533
I'm ... I'm sorry.

466
00:10:11,866 --> 00:10:13,533
Your pain is real.

467
00:10:13,533 --> 00:10:15,116
I just feel so guilty.

468
00:10:15,116 --> 00:10:17,075
I know people

469
00:10:15,116 --> 00:10:17,075
will be disappointed.

470
00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,866
No, no,

471
00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,866
don't feel guilty.

472
00:10:18,866 --> 00:10:21,450
Look, the first step

473
00:10:18,866 --> 00:10:21,450
is to say it out loud.

474
00:10:23,533 --> 00:10:24,866
I don't want

475
00:10:23,533 --> 00:10:24,866
to be a drummer.

476
00:10:24,866 --> 00:10:27,825
Okay,

477
00:10:24,866 --> 00:10:27,825
now say the other thing.

478
00:10:27,825 --> 00:10:30,491
I don't want

479
00:10:27,825 --> 00:10:30,491
to be in a band anymore.

480
00:10:30,491 --> 00:10:32,366
I miss home.

481
00:10:32,366 --> 00:10:33,741
I miss my girlfriend.

482
00:10:33,741 --> 00:10:35,450
- I'm sorry. Whoa. What?

483
00:10:33,741 --> 00:10:35,450
- I'm sorry. Your what?

484
00:10:35,450 --> 00:10:38,991
It's like a weight

485
00:10:35,450 --> 00:10:38,991
has been lifted.

486
00:10:38,991 --> 00:10:41,200
Thank you so much, guys.

487
00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:44,241
You know, I was just

488
00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:44,241
gonna stay inside today,

489
00:10:44,241 --> 00:10:47,866
but I'm really glad

490
00:10:44,241 --> 00:10:47,866
I came out.

491
00:10:49,241 --> 00:10:51,116
He doesn't get

492
00:10:49,241 --> 00:10:51,116
to say that.

493
00:10:51,116 --> 00:10:52,491
Oh, hey, Joe.

494
00:10:52,491 --> 00:10:54,366
Uh, there's a new

495
00:10:52,491 --> 00:10:54,366
"Mystery Kidz" on.

496
00:10:54,366 --> 00:10:55,325
No, thanks.

497
00:10:55,325 --> 00:10:56,825
"No, thanks"?

498
00:10:56,825 --> 00:10:58,491
Aren't you curious who stole

499
00:10:56,825 --> 00:10:58,491
Poco's magic wings?

500
00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,616
Not really.

501
00:10:59,616 --> 00:11:01,033
But everyone's a suspect.

502
00:11:01,033 --> 00:11:02,575
The watchmaker hates Poco,

503
00:11:02,575 --> 00:11:04,450
and Mayor Pudding would do

504
00:11:02,575 --> 00:11:04,450
anything to stay in office.

505
00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:06,075
How could you not want

506
00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:06,075
to see what happens?

507
00:11:10,241 --> 00:11:11,408
Hello?

508
00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:12,491
Uh, yes.

509
00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:12,491
Hold on.

510
00:11:12,491 --> 00:11:14,033
Jay, it's Reece.

511
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,450
You see, Gloria?

512
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,450
Now he's calling me.

513
00:11:17,450 --> 00:11:19,075
This is what

514
00:11:17,450 --> 00:11:19,075
I was afraid of.

515
00:11:19,075 --> 00:11:21,741
He called.

516
00:11:19,075 --> 00:11:21,741
My new friend called.

517
00:11:21,741 --> 00:11:23,408
He's taking me

518
00:11:21,741 --> 00:11:23,408
to a hockey game.

519
00:11:23,408 --> 00:11:25,158
Great.

520
00:11:25,158 --> 00:11:27,783
Now I'm stuck going to some

521
00:11:25,158 --> 00:11:27,783
boring charity event with Reece.

522
00:11:27,783 --> 00:11:29,241
You see what your mom

523
00:11:27,783 --> 00:11:29,241
got me into?

524
00:11:29,241 --> 00:11:31,033
Jay, come on.

525
00:11:29,241 --> 00:11:31,033
Keep an open mind.

526
00:11:31,033 --> 00:11:34,325
All we're saying is

527
00:11:31,033 --> 00:11:34,325
give Reece a chance.

528
00:11:36,950 --> 00:11:37,950
Rex.

529
00:11:37,950 --> 00:11:39,033
Scooby.

530
00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:40,033
Clifford.

531
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,158
What are you doing?

532
00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:42,241
Trying to figure out

533
00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:42,241
his name.

534
00:11:42,241 --> 00:11:43,283
What about dad?

535
00:11:43,283 --> 00:11:45,116
Here, Dad.

536
00:11:43,283 --> 00:11:45,116
Nope.

537
00:11:45,116 --> 00:11:46,658
You do not need

538
00:11:45,116 --> 00:11:46,658
to figure out his name

539
00:11:46,658 --> 00:11:48,366
because we're going

540
00:11:46,658 --> 00:11:48,366
to put these fliers up,

541
00:11:48,366 --> 00:11:50,116
and someone's gonna call.

542
00:11:50,116 --> 00:11:52,575
What happened to the dinosaur

543
00:11:50,116 --> 00:11:52,575
bone I got for Sanjay?

544
00:11:52,575 --> 00:11:55,325
I saw Snoop...

545
00:11:55,325 --> 00:11:57,075
burying something

546
00:11:55,325 --> 00:11:57,075
in the backyard.

547
00:11:57,075 --> 00:11:58,616
And you didn't do anything?

548
00:11:58,616 --> 00:11:59,783
I opened the door

549
00:11:58,616 --> 00:11:59,783
for him.

550
00:11:59,783 --> 00:12:01,408
That bone lasted

551
00:11:59,783 --> 00:12:01,408
65 million years,

552
00:12:01,408 --> 00:12:03,533
and it can't even last

553
00:12:01,408 --> 00:12:03,533
one day in this house?

554
00:12:03,533 --> 00:12:05,491
- Claire.

555
00:12:03,533 --> 00:12:05,491
- Oh, my God, your father!

556
00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:06,991
The dog ... outside!

557
00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:06,991
Outside!

558
00:12:06,991 --> 00:12:09,116
Outside!

559
00:12:06,991 --> 00:12:09,116
Yeah, honey?

560
00:12:09,116 --> 00:12:11,325
Sweetheart,

561
00:12:09,116 --> 00:12:11,325
about last night.

562
00:12:09,116 --> 00:12:11,325
Uh-huh.

563
00:12:11,325 --> 00:12:13,241
Because I didn't listen

564
00:12:11,325 --> 00:12:13,241
with these two ears...

565
00:12:13,241 --> 00:12:14,200
Yes.

566
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,533
I want to apologize

567
00:12:15,533 --> 00:12:17,533
with these tu-lips.

568
00:12:17,533 --> 00:12:19,866
Oh, that is very ...

569
00:12:17,533 --> 00:12:19,866
That's so sweet of you.

570
00:12:19,866 --> 00:12:20,825
- Oh.

571
00:12:19,866 --> 00:12:20,825
- Thank you, baby.

572
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,325
Great.

573
00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:24,950
Oh, is that a tortilla chip

574
00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:24,950
right there?

575
00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:26,033
Yeah ... Oh.

576
00:12:26,033 --> 00:12:27,783
Hola,

577
00:12:26,033 --> 00:12:27,783
amigo from yesterday.

578
00:12:27,783 --> 00:12:29,241
You're not gonna eat that,

579
00:12:27,783 --> 00:12:29,241
are you?

580
00:12:29,241 --> 00:12:30,491
No,

581
00:12:29,241 --> 00:12:30,491
that would be disgusting.

582
00:12:30,491 --> 00:12:31,616
Oh, good.

583
00:12:30,491 --> 00:12:31,616
What are these?

584
00:12:31,616 --> 00:12:33,658
Oh, that's a ...

585
00:12:31,616 --> 00:12:33,658
It's a...

586
00:12:33,658 --> 00:12:35,325
It's a protein snack.

587
00:12:35,325 --> 00:12:36,491
You don't have to eat that

588
00:12:35,325 --> 00:12:36,491
if you don't like it.

589
00:12:35,325 --> 00:12:36,491
No.

590
00:12:36,491 --> 00:12:37,450
I like it.

591
00:12:36,491 --> 00:12:37,450
Good.

592
00:12:37,450 --> 00:12:38,700
It's ... It's liver-y.

593
00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:40,616
Ah.

594
00:12:40,616 --> 00:12:42,450
You take such good care

595
00:12:40,616 --> 00:12:42,450
of us.

596
00:12:42,450 --> 00:12:44,283
Thanks, honey.

597
00:12:42,450 --> 00:12:44,283
Should get those flowers

598
00:12:42,450 --> 00:12:44,283
in a vase.

599
00:12:44,283 --> 00:12:45,283
No, Phil.

600
00:12:44,283 --> 00:12:45,283
Oh!

601
00:12:45,283 --> 00:12:46,741
Not that vase.

602
00:12:46,741 --> 00:12:47,741
Look at me!

603
00:12:47,741 --> 00:12:50,616
Really look at me.

604
00:12:50,616 --> 00:12:51,616
I feel like I am.

605
00:12:51,616 --> 00:12:53,491
Mnh-mnh.

606
00:12:51,616 --> 00:12:53,491
Mnh-mnh.

607
00:12:53,491 --> 00:12:54,991
You're just not getting it,

608
00:12:53,491 --> 00:12:54,991
are you?

609
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:57,866
I'm sorry.

610
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:57,866
I need some alone time.

611
00:12:57,866 --> 00:12:59,533
Oh.

612
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,533
Hi.

613
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:06,366
Sorry for knocking on your door

614
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:06,366
so persistently,

615
00:13:06,366 --> 00:13:07,991
but we can't find Dex,

616
00:13:07,991 --> 00:13:09,616
and all his matching luggage

617
00:13:07,991 --> 00:13:09,616
is gone.

618
00:13:09,616 --> 00:13:11,116
Do you have any idea

619
00:13:09,616 --> 00:13:11,116
where he is?

620
00:13:11,116 --> 00:13:12,783
I don...

621
00:13:11,116 --> 00:13:12,783
I don't know, Mitchell.

622
00:13:12,783 --> 00:13:14,908
Weren't you the last person

623
00:13:12,783 --> 00:13:14,908
to talk to him?

624
00:13:14,908 --> 00:13:16,033
And we haven't got

625
00:13:14,908 --> 00:13:16,033
much time.

626
00:13:16,033 --> 00:13:17,241
If we don't have

627
00:13:16,033 --> 00:13:17,241
a drummer,

628
00:13:17,241 --> 00:13:18,533
we're gonna have to cancel

629
00:13:17,241 --> 00:13:18,533
the gig.

630
00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:20,908
Well, the Lord works

631
00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:20,908
in mysterious ways.

632
00:13:20,908 --> 00:13:22,533
Don't even...

633
00:13:20,908 --> 00:13:22,533
I ... Mm.

634
00:13:26,741 --> 00:13:28,075
Aah,

635
00:13:26,741 --> 00:13:28,075
this is devastating.

636
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,491
If we don't play,

637
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,491
we won't get paid,

638
00:13:29,491 --> 00:13:30,950
and we don't have

639
00:13:29,491 --> 00:13:30,950
enough money to get home.

640
00:13:30,950 --> 00:13:32,366
Hey, you don't know

641
00:13:30,950 --> 00:13:32,366
what Dex is going through.

642
00:13:32,366 --> 00:13:34,408
One hath to be true

643
00:13:32,366 --> 00:13:34,408
to the way one was born.

644
00:13:34,408 --> 00:13:36,116
Okay,

645
00:13:34,408 --> 00:13:36,116
you can't just add "hath"

646
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,825
and pretend

647
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,825
it was in the Bible.

648
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,825
Hmm.

649
00:13:37,825 --> 00:13:40,200
Well, I guess we better call

650
00:13:37,825 --> 00:13:40,200
the venue and cancel the gig.

651
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,700
Oh, boy, well, you know.

652
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,158
I could be your drummer.

653
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,533
Oh, God, here we go.

654
00:13:46,533 --> 00:13:48,825
- Really? You play?

655
00:13:46,533 --> 00:13:48,825
- Swear to G-dash-D.

656
00:13:48,825 --> 00:13:51,325
Just play me a few bars.

657
00:13:48,825 --> 00:13:51,325
I can pick it up, follow along.

658
00:13:51,325 --> 00:13:52,533
Oh!

659
00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:54,408
Mr. Cameron,

660
00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:54,408
thank you so much.

661
00:13:54,408 --> 00:13:58,075
You kind of remind me

662
00:13:54,408 --> 00:13:58,075
of another special someone

663
00:13:58,075 --> 00:14:00,325
who made a pretty big sacrifice

664
00:13:58,075 --> 00:14:00,325
to save us.

665
00:14:00,325 --> 00:14:01,950
Please, do not compare me

666
00:14:00,325 --> 00:14:01,950
to your ...

667
00:14:01,950 --> 00:14:03,575
Mr. Bernie Kaufman,

668
00:14:01,950 --> 00:14:03,575
our manager.

669
00:14:03,575 --> 00:14:05,616
He burnt down his shoe store

670
00:14:03,575 --> 00:14:05,616
to pay for our first demo.

671
00:14:05,616 --> 00:14:07,825
Oh.

672
00:14:05,616 --> 00:14:07,825
Yeah.

673
00:14:07,825 --> 00:14:10,033
Hey, hey, hey, hey,

674
00:14:07,825 --> 00:14:10,033
what are you doing?

675
00:14:10,033 --> 00:14:11,991
Oh, God, you take the dog,

676
00:14:10,033 --> 00:14:11,991
and I'll clean this up, okay?

677
00:14:10,033 --> 00:14:11,991
Oh.

678
00:14:11,991 --> 00:14:14,491
Okay.

679
00:14:11,991 --> 00:14:14,491
Honey,

680
00:14:14,491 --> 00:14:15,700
I got some vase options.

681
00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:18,741
What happened?

682
00:14:18,741 --> 00:14:20,075
Um

683
00:14:20,075 --> 00:14:22,116
what do you think

684
00:14:20,075 --> 00:14:22,116
happened?

685
00:14:22,116 --> 00:14:23,575
I think

686
00:14:22,116 --> 00:14:23,575
she saw those flowers

687
00:14:23,575 --> 00:14:25,658
as the shallow,

688
00:14:23,575 --> 00:14:25,658
transparent gesture they were

689
00:14:25,658 --> 00:14:27,950
and shredded them to pieces

690
00:14:25,658 --> 00:14:27,950
in a justifiable rage.

691
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,866
Yep.

692
00:14:29,866 --> 00:14:31,908
What have I done

693
00:14:29,866 --> 00:14:31,908
to upset her so much?

694
00:14:31,908 --> 00:14:33,950
Maybe you should look

695
00:14:31,908 --> 00:14:33,950
in a mirror

696
00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:35,866
and ask yourself

697
00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:35,866
that question.

698
00:14:37,908 --> 00:14:41,325
Sweet Teen Wolf,

699
00:14:37,908 --> 00:14:41,325
what have I become?

700
00:14:42,575 --> 00:14:43,950
You see that guy?

701
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:45,825
I have done

702
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:45,825
so much work on his mouth

703
00:14:45,825 --> 00:14:47,783
that he's paid

704
00:14:45,825 --> 00:14:47,783
for the hot tub on my boat.

705
00:14:47,783 --> 00:14:50,450
Hey.

706
00:14:50,450 --> 00:14:52,533
Did Kopitar

707
00:14:50,450 --> 00:14:52,533
just wave to you?

708
00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:54,200
It's the least he can do.

709
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,616
I'm taking him out fishing

710
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,616
this weekend in Catalina.

711
00:14:56,616 --> 00:14:58,158
Hey, hey,

712
00:14:56,616 --> 00:14:58,158
you want to come?

713
00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,950
Oh, my God,

714
00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,950
I'd love to go.

715
00:14:59,950 --> 00:15:01,825
Oh, but...

716
00:14:59,950 --> 00:15:01,825
What?

717
00:15:01,825 --> 00:15:04,325
Last night,

718
00:15:01,825 --> 00:15:04,325
before you got there,

719
00:15:04,325 --> 00:15:05,700
Gloria and I

720
00:15:04,325 --> 00:15:05,700
got in a big to-do

721
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:07,741
about me not needing

722
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:07,741
new friends.

723
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,658
Oh, and now you don't want

724
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,658
to admit you were wrong.

725
00:15:10,658 --> 00:15:13,366
Wow, do you get me.

726
00:15:13,366 --> 00:15:16,783
Well, it's supposed to be

727
00:15:13,366 --> 00:15:16,783
perfect whale-watching weather,

728
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,158
and, uh, oh, yeah,

729
00:15:18,158 --> 00:15:20,325
Gretzky's coming, too.

730
00:15:18,158 --> 00:15:20,325
The Great One?

731
00:15:20,325 --> 00:15:22,408
Not at sharing

732
00:15:20,325 --> 00:15:22,408
the binoculars, he isn't.

733
00:15:22,408 --> 00:15:24,033
It's killing me I can't go!

734
00:15:24,033 --> 00:15:25,950
Well,

735
00:15:24,033 --> 00:15:25,950
here's a crazy idea.

736
00:15:25,950 --> 00:15:28,658
Why don't you tell

737
00:15:25,950 --> 00:15:28,658
your wife the truth

738
00:15:28,658 --> 00:15:30,158
and admit

739
00:15:28,658 --> 00:15:30,158
you were wrong?

740
00:15:30,158 --> 00:15:32,366
You don't get me

741
00:15:30,158 --> 00:15:32,366
like I thought you did.

742
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,408
Or...?

743
00:15:33,408 --> 00:15:34,450
Fine.

744
00:15:33,408 --> 00:15:34,450
I'll level with her.

745
00:15:38,408 --> 00:15:39,700
Wow!

746
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,200
What is going on?

747
00:15:43,533 --> 00:15:45,408
Ohh, good,

748
00:15:43,533 --> 00:15:45,408
you're not dad.

749
00:15:45,408 --> 00:15:47,075
So,

750
00:15:45,408 --> 00:15:47,075
how'd it go with Sanjay?

751
00:15:47,075 --> 00:15:48,991
Did he remember

752
00:15:47,075 --> 00:15:48,991
your anniversary?

753
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,325
You tell me.

754
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,450
After I gave him the fossil,

755
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,450
he gave me this

756
00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:54,991
for romantic weekends

757
00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:54,991
up at Stanford.

758
00:15:54,991 --> 00:15:56,866
It looks kind of used.

759
00:15:56,866 --> 00:15:58,283
Do you think it's possible

760
00:15:56,866 --> 00:15:58,283
he forgot

761
00:15:58,283 --> 00:15:59,575
and just grabbed

762
00:15:58,283 --> 00:15:59,575
the first thing that he s...

763
00:15:59,575 --> 00:16:00,491
Shut up!

764
00:15:59,575 --> 00:16:00,491
He loves me!

765
00:16:00,491 --> 00:16:01,616
I can't believe

766
00:16:01,616 --> 00:16:03,075
I haven't gotten

767
00:16:01,616 --> 00:16:03,075
a single call.

768
00:16:03,075 --> 00:16:04,658
I must have put up

769
00:16:03,075 --> 00:16:04,658
a thousand fliers.

770
00:16:08,241 --> 00:16:09,241
Hey, guys.

771
00:16:10,575 --> 00:16:12,325
Honey.

772
00:16:12,325 --> 00:16:14,783
- Claire.

773
00:16:12,325 --> 00:16:14,783
- Yeah.

774
00:16:14,783 --> 00:16:16,200
- I want to talk to you.

775
00:16:14,783 --> 00:16:16,200
- Mm-hmm.

776
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,866
I am so sorry.

777
00:16:17,866 --> 00:16:18,908
Mm.

778
00:16:18,908 --> 00:16:20,116
I don't listen.

779
00:16:20,116 --> 00:16:22,200
I try to solve problems

780
00:16:20,116 --> 00:16:22,200
with flowers.

781
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,325
I do unflattering impressions

782
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,325
of you for my friends.

783
00:16:24,325 --> 00:16:27,575
And worst of all,

784
00:16:24,325 --> 00:16:27,575
I let myself go.

785
00:16:27,575 --> 00:16:30,408
So I shaved

786
00:16:27,575 --> 00:16:30,408
and put on a suit.

787
00:16:30,408 --> 00:16:31,491
Oh, honey.

788
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,908
What's that?

789
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:34,033
What? Oh.

790
00:16:34,033 --> 00:16:35,700
Um, uh...

791
00:16:34,033 --> 00:16:35,700
Oh, my God.

792
00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:36,908
You packed a suitcase.

793
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,283
You need some time away.

794
00:16:38,283 --> 00:16:40,700
I guess all this was...

795
00:16:38,283 --> 00:16:40,700
too little, too late.

796
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,700
Well, not the spray tan.

797
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,700
That was too much, too long.

798
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,366
I think the nozzle

799
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,366
was broken.

800
00:16:44,366 --> 00:16:47,700
You're getting this all wrong,

801
00:16:44,366 --> 00:16:47,700
and it's all my fault.

802
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:50,533
Okay, look, I have been

803
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:50,533
trying to distract you, yes,

804
00:16:50,533 --> 00:16:53,575
but because I have been thinking

805
00:16:50,533 --> 00:16:53,575
about what was good for me

806
00:16:53,575 --> 00:16:56,200
and not what might

807
00:16:53,575 --> 00:16:56,200
be good for you.

808
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,283
So I have no idea

809
00:16:58,283 --> 00:17:00,616
if we're ever gonna find out

810
00:16:58,283 --> 00:17:00,616
who his real owner is,

811
00:17:00,616 --> 00:17:03,116
but if we don't,

812
00:17:00,616 --> 00:17:03,116
you can keep him.

813
00:17:03,116 --> 00:17:06,158
Why would I want

814
00:17:03,116 --> 00:17:06,158
the Tanksley's dog?

815
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:07,075
What?

816
00:17:07,075 --> 00:17:08,450
This is Buddy.

817
00:17:08,450 --> 00:17:09,366
You know

818
00:17:08,450 --> 00:17:09,366
the Tanksley's over on Clifton?

819
00:17:09,366 --> 00:17:10,325
I sold them their house.

820
00:17:10,325 --> 00:17:11,783
Oh, thank God.

821
00:17:11,783 --> 00:17:13,783
But if you're open

822
00:17:11,783 --> 00:17:13,783
to me getting a pet...

823
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,700
Yeah. Of course.

824
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,700
Get a dog.

825
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,033
No, I don't want a dog.

826
00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:18,366
I want a cockatoo

827
00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:18,366
to take Rollerblading.

828
00:17:18,366 --> 00:17:19,783
How cool would that be

829
00:17:18,366 --> 00:17:19,783
sitting on my shoulder

830
00:17:19,783 --> 00:17:21,158
my half shirt

831
00:17:19,783 --> 00:17:21,158
flapping in the wind?

832
00:17:21,158 --> 00:17:22,450
You're not getting

833
00:17:21,158 --> 00:17:22,450
a bird.

834
00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:23,991
Are you serious?

835
00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:23,991
Yeah.

836
00:17:23,991 --> 00:17:25,575
People that have birds

837
00:17:25,575 --> 00:17:26,783
and walk around

838
00:17:25,575 --> 00:17:26,783
with them on their shoulders ...

839
00:17:26,783 --> 00:17:28,241
They look ridiculous.

840
00:17:28,241 --> 00:17:29,450
It's obviously

841
00:17:28,241 --> 00:17:29,450
a desperate cry for attention.

842
00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:31,200
Okay.

843
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,241
Now I need

844
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,241
some time to myself.

845
00:17:36,741 --> 00:17:37,741
What are you doing?

846
00:17:37,741 --> 00:17:39,241
Nothing.

847
00:17:39,241 --> 00:17:41,325
You're watching

848
00:17:39,241 --> 00:17:41,325
"Mystery Kidz."

849
00:17:41,325 --> 00:17:43,283
You said

850
00:17:41,325 --> 00:17:43,283
you didn't want to.

851
00:17:43,283 --> 00:17:46,616
Not with you.

852
00:17:43,283 --> 00:17:46,616
You ask too many questions.

853
00:17:46,616 --> 00:17:48,408
That's rude.

854
00:17:48,408 --> 00:17:49,991
I was only watching

855
00:17:48,408 --> 00:17:49,991
as a courtesy.

856
00:17:49,991 --> 00:17:51,283
What just happened?

857
00:17:51,283 --> 00:17:53,283
Wait, who's that?

858
00:17:53,283 --> 00:17:54,533
Gloria.

859
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,241
How was the charity event?

860
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,825
I have to talk to you

861
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,825
about something.

862
00:17:57,825 --> 00:17:59,158
What?

863
00:17:59,158 --> 00:18:01,200
I owe you an apology.

864
00:18:02,325 --> 00:18:04,325
I have to go to Cleveland

865
00:18:02,325 --> 00:18:04,325
this weekend

866
00:18:04,325 --> 00:18:05,658
for my Aunt Bea's funeral.

867
00:18:05,658 --> 00:18:07,450
Nice old lady.

868
00:18:05,658 --> 00:18:07,450
Fell off a cliff.

869
00:18:07,450 --> 00:18:10,200
I'll ... I'll go with you.

870
00:18:07,450 --> 00:18:10,200
I'll start packing right now.

871
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,116
No, no, no. You stay here

872
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,116
with Joe and Manny.

873
00:18:12,116 --> 00:18:13,533
I'll send you a snow globe.

874
00:18:13,533 --> 00:18:15,158
Hey, did we have

875
00:18:13,533 --> 00:18:15,158
an extra pair of binoculars?

876
00:18:15,158 --> 00:18:16,450
I saw a weird bird

877
00:18:15,158 --> 00:18:16,450
outside.

878
00:18:16,450 --> 00:18:17,783
Stop with the lies.

879
00:18:17,783 --> 00:18:19,908
I really don't

880
00:18:17,783 --> 00:18:19,908
understand men.

881
00:18:19,908 --> 00:18:22,533
Why can't you just admit

882
00:18:19,908 --> 00:18:22,533
that you were wrong?

883
00:18:22,533 --> 00:18:24,616
It's not a weakness.

884
00:18:24,616 --> 00:18:26,033
It's a strength,

885
00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:27,866
and I would love you

886
00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:27,866
and respect you more.

887
00:18:27,866 --> 00:18:29,241
Fine.

888
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,575
I like Reece,

889
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,575
and I want to go away with him.

890
00:18:31,575 --> 00:18:32,950
I knew it!

891
00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:35,116
I was right,

892
00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:35,116
and you were wrong!

893
00:18:35,116 --> 00:18:38,366
From now on, we're gonna do

894
00:18:35,116 --> 00:18:38,366
new things all the time.

895
00:18:38,366 --> 00:18:40,700
Tomorrow we're going

896
00:18:38,366 --> 00:18:40,700
to an Ethiopian restaurant,

897
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:42,533
and then we're gonna

898
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:42,533
watch a movie

899
00:18:42,533 --> 00:18:44,783
about a love letter

900
00:18:42,533 --> 00:18:44,783
that arrived 30 years late

901
00:18:44,783 --> 00:18:46,700
and changed the life

902
00:18:44,783 --> 00:18:46,700
of two women.

903
00:18:48,158 --> 00:18:49,241
Can I bring Reece?

904
00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:51,408
No!

905
00:18:52,575 --> 00:18:53,741
Hey, everyone, let's gather

906
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,075
for the preshow prayer.

907
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,075
Ooh!

908
00:18:55,075 --> 00:18:56,950
Kind of like Madonna

909
00:18:55,075 --> 00:18:56,950
and her backup dancers.

910
00:18:56,950 --> 00:18:58,533
Mr. Mitchell,

911
00:18:56,950 --> 00:18:58,533
would you like to join us?

912
00:18:58,533 --> 00:19:00,033
Oh, I'm good.

913
00:18:58,533 --> 00:19:00,033
Thank you.

914
00:19:00,033 --> 00:19:02,075
All right.

915
00:19:02,075 --> 00:19:03,491
Heavenly Father,

916
00:19:03,491 --> 00:19:05,950
we ask that you make

917
00:19:03,491 --> 00:19:05,950
this show super-amazing

918
00:19:05,950 --> 00:19:07,741
for all of our fans,

919
00:19:07,741 --> 00:19:09,033
and we pray for Dex.

920
00:19:09,033 --> 00:19:10,658
Lord,

921
00:19:09,033 --> 00:19:10,658
please guide him.

922
00:19:10,658 --> 00:19:11,825
Give him strength.

923
00:19:11,825 --> 00:19:13,366
And let him know

924
00:19:13,366 --> 00:19:16,366
that we love and accept him

925
00:19:13,366 --> 00:19:16,366
no matter what.

926
00:19:16,366 --> 00:19:17,783
Mitchell,

927
00:19:16,366 --> 00:19:17,783
did you hear that?

928
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,033
Hey, you know what?

929
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,033
Let me in there.

930
00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:22,741
All right!

931
00:19:22,741 --> 00:19:24,200
I have ... I have been

932
00:19:22,741 --> 00:19:24,200
a little judgmental, haven't I?

933
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,783
So...

934
00:19:25,783 --> 00:19:27,075
Go ahead.

935
00:19:27,075 --> 00:19:28,658
Amen.

936
00:19:27,075 --> 00:19:28,658
Amen.

937
00:19:28,658 --> 00:19:30,366
Let's do this.

938
00:19:30,366 --> 00:19:32,575
- Break a leg!

939
00:19:30,366 --> 00:19:32,575
- Thank you!

940
00:19:32,575 --> 00:19:34,116
Oh.

941
00:19:32,575 --> 00:19:34,116
Here.

942
00:19:34,116 --> 00:19:35,158
What's this?

943
00:19:35,158 --> 00:19:36,366
If the mood strikes you,

944
00:19:36,366 --> 00:19:37,283
why don't you join us

945
00:19:36,366 --> 00:19:37,283
onstage,

946
00:19:37,283 --> 00:19:38,700
make some joyful noise?

947
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:41,616
Ladies and gentlemen,

948
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:41,616
Water to Wine!

949
00:19:48,533 --> 00:19:50,616
One, two, three, four.

950
00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:03,200
I'm just saying

951
00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:03,200
that maybe,

952
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,950
before you join

953
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,950
the French resistance,

954
00:21:04,950 --> 00:21:07,408
you walk the 15 feet

955
00:21:04,950 --> 00:21:07,408
to your neighbor's house

956
00:21:07,408 --> 00:21:09,533
and ask her did she get

957
00:21:07,408 --> 00:21:09,533
your damn love letter.

958
00:21:09,533 --> 00:21:11,533
For someone that says

959
00:21:09,533 --> 00:21:11,533
that they don't want

960
00:21:09,533 --> 00:21:11,533
to talk about the movie,

961
00:21:11,533 --> 00:21:13,450
that's all you seem

962
00:21:11,533 --> 00:21:13,450
to be talking about.

963
00:21:13,450 --> 00:21:14,908
Anything is better than putting

964
00:21:13,450 --> 00:21:14,908
this yellow mush in my mouth.

965
00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:16,825
Yeah, maybe if you opened up

966
00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:16,825
your mind,

967
00:21:16,825 --> 00:21:20,033
you would see that this

968
00:21:16,825 --> 00:21:20,033
is actually delicious.

969
00:21:20,908 --> 00:21:22,616
Mm-mmm!

970
00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:24,200
It was disgusting,

971
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,866
but I could never let Jay know

972
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,866
that he was right.

973
00:21:26,866 --> 00:21:27,950
Food wasn't terrible.

974
00:21:27,950 --> 00:21:29,158
And if I'm being honest,

975
00:21:29,158 --> 00:21:30,908
the movie

976
00:21:29,158 --> 00:21:30,908
sort of stayed with me.

977
00:21:33,991 --> 00:21:36,866
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