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Claire. There's a girl

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in Luke's bed.

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Where's Luke?

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With the girl!

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Should we just make a noise

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and scare her off?

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Is it a girl

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or a possum?

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Honey,

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there's no one there.

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There was.

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I saw girl bumps and hair.

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It was probably

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just his Chewbacca doll.

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It's not a doll.

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It's a plush action figure.

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Well, as long as he's

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sleeping with that thing,

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it's the only action

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he's gettin'.

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I'm so relieved.

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I wasn't ready for that.

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You thought you saw something

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that wasn't there.

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It's dark, and we shared

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an entire bottle of wine.

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It is dark. I didn't see you

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do air quotes around "shared."

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All right. These contracts

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are good to go.

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All that's left

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is the inspection.

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Already scheduled it.

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Andy,

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if I could bottle you up

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and put you into a cologne,

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you know what I'd call it?

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"Initiative."

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The black-and-white

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commercial

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would have models

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turning into panthers.

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"Initiative ... a unisex

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fragrance from California."

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I want to come back to this

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because it's fun,

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but I need your advice.

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Oh.

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You remember my cousin

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back in Utah,

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the real-estate developer?

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Yeah.

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Well, turns out

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his V.P.'s leaving

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to start

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his own company,

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and my cousin needs someone,

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like ... like, now.

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Wow. That's a big opp...

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Hey!

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Hey! What are you

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doing home?

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Are you serious? School's out.

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I'm home for the summer.

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You knew this.

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Must have slipped my mind.

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I'm so glad you're back.

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That's it?

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Sanjay's parents

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are throwing him

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a three-day

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"Welcome Home" party.

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They even made him a suit

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out of marigolds.

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Hey. This is

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a nice surprise, pumpkin.

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Was I too subtle with the way

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I put it on the calendar, or...

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Someone woke up

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in a good mood.

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And there is

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only one reason

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a teenage boy

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is ever like that.

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Yep, because it's Family Camp

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training day!

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Oh, I was gonna say,

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"The Harlem Globetrotters

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must be in town."

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Luke and I are training

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for the big... Famcathlon.

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You're, uh,

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carb-loading.

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Good idea, buddy!

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Hungry dude.

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Hungry for Family Camp!

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Don't say "no" right away,

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but picture me with these.

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Sweetie, you're 8 years old.

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Give your body time to develop.

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These curls!

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I want a perm!

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Take it from someone who had

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a perm at your age ... you don't.

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Okay, what do you think

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of my airplane outfit?

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When I land in Missouri,

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I want to blend right in.

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With what?

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A jug band?

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I got a job this summer

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as an assistant

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defensive coordinator

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for the Missouri State

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football team.

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Go, Bears!

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I'm going home.

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And I have been crazy with work,

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which means

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Lily will be going back

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and forth between the two of us.

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It has been

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a little tense

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putting together

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a time-share agreement, though.

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I haven't been

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making it tense.

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You're the one

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who treats our daughter

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like she's a vacation property

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in Aruba.

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Maybe you should be promoted

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to very defensive coordinator.

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There you go.

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Okay, you typed up

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how we're gonna

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share our daughter.

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What is this ...

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some sort of custody agreement?

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I just drafted

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a document

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that reflects

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what we discussed last night.

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You have a tendency

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to forget about things

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you agreed to, Cam.

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Okay,

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that's a bunch of hooey.

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Rich! I forgot to

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bring up the towels.

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That proves nothing.

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I wouldn't bother you,

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but I'm late for court.

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It's really

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very straightforward.

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If it rains for more

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than three days in Missouri,

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that borrows

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against my time.

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Conversely,

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if Lily does go

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to gymnastics camp,

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I get an extra week.

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It's too confusing.

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Wait, you're a lawyer, right?

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Can I actually have you

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take a peek at something for me?

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W-What are you doing?

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I'm lawyering up.

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Uh... uh, yeah.

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There's a lot of ambiguous

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language in this contract.

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I wouldn't sign it.

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Nobody's asking him to.

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You know, I never would have

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agreed to give up 4th of July,

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and now I'm worried

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he's trying to trick me

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out of Biscuit Bonanza.

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B-Biscuit Bonanza?

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It's what it sounds like.

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It's a biscuit-baking

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competition,

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and then you see who can

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throw theirs the furthest.

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May I present

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Exhibit "A"?

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That's fine, Mitchell.

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I don't care about 4th of July,

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as long as I get Lily

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for Biscuit Bonanza.

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Biscuit Bonanza?

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Yeah. It's what it sounds like.

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It's a biscuit-baking ...

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Okay, I have never hated

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the sound of my own voice more.

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Okay. I'm gonna go

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pick up that costume.

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What costume?

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Oh, my God, Cam.

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Don't forget

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about Pepper's brunch.

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Okay, stop it!

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Isn't it your first day back

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working with Claire?

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I got to

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get this e-mail out first

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to a store

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that got my order wrong.

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Do I look like a guy

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who would wear a shirt

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with pineapples all over it?

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Kinda.

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I want to use all caps

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to get across how angry I am,

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but it takes forever to press

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"shift" before each letter.

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Why don't you just

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put on the caps lock?

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You can do that?

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Oh, Jay.

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Just double-click here.

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Didn't work.

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That's because

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you didn't double-click.

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You just clicked twice.

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The hell's

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the difference?

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Double-click. See?

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That's exactly

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what I did.

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Double... click.

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No, you're still

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just clicking twice.

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Listen to me ...

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"Double-click."

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Not "Double... click."

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I'm not an idiot.

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Double-click!

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You can't possibly think

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that's the same thing!

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It's the exact same thing!

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Double-click!

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Double-click!

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Oh, what the...

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It's the first time

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I've ever used the F-word.

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Ay,

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what's going on here?

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Even for me,

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it's a little screamy!

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I'm going to work!

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Wh...

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Why did you

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get him so mad?

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I need him

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in a good mood.

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I need to ask him

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to go with me next week

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to Juárez

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to my cousin's wedding.

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Is that safe?

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Of course not.

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The invitation says

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"Short run to the reception."

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What are the odds

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the valet slid the seat back

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because of

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my weirdly short arms?

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Oh.

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Shoot.

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I should take this.

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Oh. Then I...

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should take this.

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Evan. Hey.

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Look, I know

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why you're calling,

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and no,

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I haven't changed my mind.

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I still don't want

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the job.

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(music plays on stereo,

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cellphone beeps)

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So,

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you're turning down a chance

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to move home

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for your dream job ...

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an actual career ...

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all because of a girl?

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This Haley must be

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something special.

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Hello?

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I think I lost you.

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Hello? Evan?

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Dropped call.

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I'll try him back.

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I knew it!

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Thanks.

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Mm-hmm.

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Hey!

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Good to have you back, Jay!

302
00:05:58,271 --> 00:05:59,563
Good to be back,

303
00:05:58,271 --> 00:05:59,563
buddy.

304
00:06:00,688 --> 00:06:03,396
Little trick of the trade ...

305
00:06:00,688 --> 00:06:03,396
when you don't know somebody's

306
00:06:00,688 --> 00:06:03,396
name, you call 'em "buddy."

307
00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:04,480
Mm.

308
00:06:06,188 --> 00:06:07,396
So, the old office,

309
00:06:06,188 --> 00:06:07,396
huh?

310
00:06:07,396 --> 00:06:08,688
Mm.

311
00:06:08,688 --> 00:06:10,313
I see you got the lamp

312
00:06:08,688 --> 00:06:10,313
over there now.

313
00:06:10,313 --> 00:06:11,521
I tried it there once.

314
00:06:11,521 --> 00:06:13,605
You'll see.

315
00:06:13,605 --> 00:06:15,813
Your office is gonna be ready

316
00:06:13,605 --> 00:06:15,813
this afternoon.

317
00:06:15,813 --> 00:06:17,271
Do you want to go

318
00:06:15,813 --> 00:06:17,271
pick up your new ...

319
00:06:17,271 --> 00:06:19,271
So, what are we working on?

320
00:06:17,271 --> 00:06:19,271
Quarterly reports?

321
00:06:19,271 --> 00:06:22,271
Actually, no.

322
00:06:19,271 --> 00:06:22,271
This is a personnel file.

323
00:06:22,271 --> 00:06:23,813
I have to fire Neal

324
00:06:22,271 --> 00:06:23,813
today.

325
00:06:23,813 --> 00:06:25,563
Neal?

326
00:06:23,813 --> 00:06:25,563
Yeah ... Neal.

327
00:06:25,563 --> 00:06:28,105
Works in the warehouse,

328
00:06:25,563 --> 00:06:28,105
loves Canada, heavyset fella.

329
00:06:28,105 --> 00:06:29,730
Oh, you mean "Big Buddy."

330
00:06:29,730 --> 00:06:32,063
We are losing more

331
00:06:29,730 --> 00:06:32,063
in shipping screw-ups

332
00:06:29,730 --> 00:06:32,063
than he makes.

333
00:06:32,063 --> 00:06:33,188
It's time.

334
00:06:33,188 --> 00:06:34,730
You gonna do that now?

335
00:06:33,188 --> 00:06:34,730
Oh. No.

336
00:06:34,730 --> 00:06:36,688
Um, actually, right now,

337
00:06:34,730 --> 00:06:36,688
I was going to make copies

338
00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:38,521
of the agenda for

339
00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:38,521
this afternoon's staff meeting.

340
00:06:38,521 --> 00:06:39,980
Let me do it.

341
00:06:38,521 --> 00:06:39,980
How many do you need?

342
00:06:39,980 --> 00:06:40,938
Uh, 12 double-sided ...

343
00:06:40,938 --> 00:06:42,396
Dad, are you sure?

344
00:06:42,396 --> 00:06:44,188
Do you even know

345
00:06:42,396 --> 00:06:44,188
where the copy room is?

346
00:06:44,188 --> 00:06:46,063
Claire. Please.

347
00:06:44,188 --> 00:06:46,063
I built this place.

348
00:06:46,063 --> 00:06:47,771
Okay.

349
00:06:47,771 --> 00:06:49,271
Other way.

350
00:06:49,271 --> 00:06:50,813
Hi, Jay.

351
00:06:49,271 --> 00:06:50,813
Not now, buddy!

352
00:06:50,813 --> 00:06:53,271
That "buddy" stuff

353
00:06:50,813 --> 00:06:53,271
may have worked for my dad,

354
00:06:53,271 --> 00:06:56,063
but I wanted a more personal

355
00:06:53,271 --> 00:06:56,063
touch when I took over.

356
00:06:56,063 --> 00:06:58,896
I wanted this to be

357
00:06:56,063 --> 00:06:58,896
a fun place to work,

358
00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:01,896
so I had an arcade dance game

359
00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:01,896
installed in the warehouse.

360
00:07:01,896 --> 00:07:03,563
I figure

361
00:07:01,896 --> 00:07:03,563
you give them a little sugar,

362
00:07:03,563 --> 00:07:06,355
takes the edge off when

363
00:07:03,563 --> 00:07:06,355
you have to fire someone like...

364
00:07:09,771 --> 00:07:11,063
What is going on?

365
00:07:11,063 --> 00:07:12,396
Dude,

366
00:07:11,063 --> 00:07:12,396
Neal is tearing it up

367
00:07:12,396 --> 00:07:14,188
on this dance machine ...

368
00:07:12,396 --> 00:07:14,188
check out his score.

369
00:07:14,188 --> 00:07:16,271
Wow! He's pretty quick

370
00:07:14,188 --> 00:07:16,271
on that thing.

371
00:07:16,271 --> 00:07:17,563
Oh, don't worry,

372
00:07:16,271 --> 00:07:17,563
Claire.

373
00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:19,313
He's never gonna

374
00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:19,313
beat your record.

375
00:07:19,313 --> 00:07:20,980
You've had that for months.

376
00:07:19,313 --> 00:07:20,980
No one's even come close.

377
00:07:20,980 --> 00:07:22,188
Oh, I'm not worried

378
00:07:20,980 --> 00:07:22,188
about that.

379
00:07:22,188 --> 00:07:23,605
Okay. God.

380
00:07:22,188 --> 00:07:23,605
Don't be defensive.

381
00:07:23,605 --> 00:07:24,896
Male voice:

382
00:07:23,605 --> 00:07:24,896
New high score!

383
00:07:24,896 --> 00:07:26,063
I did it!

384
00:07:26,063 --> 00:07:28,438
New high score!

385
00:07:28,438 --> 00:07:30,438
Oh.

386
00:07:28,438 --> 00:07:30,438
Uh, s-sorry, Claire.

387
00:07:30,438 --> 00:07:33,063
Yikes. I would not want to be

388
00:07:30,438 --> 00:07:33,063
the guy who just beat the boss.

389
00:07:33,063 --> 00:07:34,730
I actually like

390
00:07:33,063 --> 00:07:34,730
my job.

391
00:07:43,146 --> 00:07:44,730
Hey, can I get a zip?

392
00:07:43,146 --> 00:07:44,730
I'm gonna take it.

393
00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:47,896
Pepper's parties are as fun

394
00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:47,896
as they are confusing.

395
00:07:47,896 --> 00:07:49,605
Okay, stay with me on this one.

396
00:07:49,605 --> 00:07:52,563
Gender Blender Broadway Brunch.

397
00:07:52,563 --> 00:07:55,230
You dress as a Broadway

398
00:07:52,563 --> 00:07:55,230
character of the opposite sex,

399
00:07:55,230 --> 00:07:57,230
and there's no solid food.

400
00:07:57,230 --> 00:07:59,730
It's a perfect party

401
00:07:57,230 --> 00:07:59,730
if you're a show queen

402
00:07:57,230 --> 00:07:59,730
with a broken jaw.

403
00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:01,271
Uh, excuse me.

404
00:08:01,271 --> 00:08:03,021
Sorry, Mr. Pritchett.

405
00:08:01,271 --> 00:08:03,021
Your card has been declined.

406
00:08:03,021 --> 00:08:04,188
Oh, no,

407
00:08:03,021 --> 00:08:04,188
that's impossible.

408
00:08:04,188 --> 00:08:05,480
No, I ran it

409
00:08:04,188 --> 00:08:05,480
like three times.

410
00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,021
I think

411
00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,021
I'm supposed to cut it.

412
00:08:07,021 --> 00:08:08,896
Oh, no, no! Don't cut it!

413
00:08:07,021 --> 00:08:08,896
I have some cash in the car.

414
00:08:08,896 --> 00:08:10,396
Can you just unzip me?

415
00:08:08,896 --> 00:08:10,396
I think it's stuck.

416
00:08:10,396 --> 00:08:11,813
Oh, it is stuck.

417
00:08:10,396 --> 00:08:11,813
You want me to cut it?

418
00:08:11,813 --> 00:08:13,105
No, no! Don't cut it!

419
00:08:13,105 --> 00:08:14,355
God. You really want

420
00:08:13,105 --> 00:08:14,355
to cut something.

421
00:08:14,355 --> 00:08:15,730
I'll be right back.

422
00:08:17,688 --> 00:08:19,188
Oh, damn it!

423
00:08:19,188 --> 00:08:20,813
Excuse me.

424
00:08:19,188 --> 00:08:20,813
How much for a picture?

425
00:08:20,813 --> 00:08:22,021
Oh,

426
00:08:20,813 --> 00:08:22,021
I'm actually not ...

427
00:08:22,021 --> 00:08:23,313
Please. Our daughter

428
00:08:22,021 --> 00:08:23,313
loves "Annie."

429
00:08:23,313 --> 00:08:25,146
Well, uh...

430
00:08:25,146 --> 00:08:27,646
actually,

431
00:08:25,146 --> 00:08:27,646
I-I could use, like, $20.

432
00:08:27,646 --> 00:08:29,230
$20?

433
00:08:27,646 --> 00:08:29,230
Wolverine was $10.

434
00:08:29,230 --> 00:08:30,896
Look, I don't want to fight.

435
00:08:29,230 --> 00:08:30,896
I just ... I just need ...

436
00:08:30,896 --> 00:08:33,480
Hey, man.

437
00:08:30,896 --> 00:08:33,480
What the hell?

438
00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:36,355
Ay! No, no, no!

439
00:08:36,355 --> 00:08:38,355
It's not easy to get Jay

440
00:08:36,355 --> 00:08:38,355
to do what I want,

441
00:08:38,355 --> 00:08:41,396
so sometimes

442
00:08:38,355 --> 00:08:41,396
I have to use my secret weapon.

443
00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,230
But when I'm too tired for that,

444
00:08:43,230 --> 00:08:46,480
I just play one of the movies

445
00:08:43,230 --> 00:08:46,480
that make him cry like a baby.

446
00:08:47,688 --> 00:08:48,980
Is this "Rudy"?

447
00:08:48,980 --> 00:08:50,355
Oh, I love this movie.

448
00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:51,271
You do?

449
00:08:53,230 --> 00:08:55,855
Jay, I got us tickets

450
00:08:53,230 --> 00:08:55,855
to the ballet,

451
00:08:55,855 --> 00:08:57,855
but I know

452
00:08:55,855 --> 00:08:57,855
that you're golfing on Sunday.

453
00:08:57,855 --> 00:08:58,980
Whatever you want.

454
00:08:58,980 --> 00:09:00,438
You know,

455
00:08:58,980 --> 00:09:00,438
Rudy was small,

456
00:09:00,438 --> 00:09:02,438
but he had a big heart.

457
00:09:02,438 --> 00:09:04,271
Joe, what are

458
00:09:02,438 --> 00:09:04,271
all these cartoons?

459
00:09:04,271 --> 00:09:06,605
Now all of Mommy's movies

460
00:09:04,271 --> 00:09:06,605
are gone!

461
00:09:06,605 --> 00:09:08,230
Manny did it.

462
00:09:08,230 --> 00:09:10,230
What am I supposed to do

463
00:09:08,230 --> 00:09:10,230
when I babysit this guy?

464
00:09:10,230 --> 00:09:11,230
Make conversation?

465
00:09:11,230 --> 00:09:12,896
The kid has two stories.

466
00:09:12,896 --> 00:09:14,730
Look. I'm a tree.

467
00:09:14,730 --> 00:09:16,188
That's the good one.

468
00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:18,521
Mom, why aren't you

469
00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:18,521
calling me back?

470
00:09:18,521 --> 00:09:20,313
I'm at your work.

471
00:09:18,521 --> 00:09:20,313
I need to talk.

472
00:09:20,313 --> 00:09:21,938
Uh, excuse me.

473
00:09:20,313 --> 00:09:21,938
Have you seen Claire?

474
00:09:21,938 --> 00:09:23,521
Someone said

475
00:09:21,938 --> 00:09:23,521
she was down here.

476
00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:24,438
Uh, nope.

477
00:09:26,646 --> 00:09:28,105
I couldn't fire Neal.

478
00:09:28,105 --> 00:09:29,688
It would look like

479
00:09:28,105 --> 00:09:29,688
I was only doing it

480
00:09:29,688 --> 00:09:31,605
to get back at him

481
00:09:29,688 --> 00:09:31,605
for beating my record.

482
00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:33,480
Male voice: Game over!

483
00:09:34,563 --> 00:09:35,563
So I had no choice ...

484
00:09:35,563 --> 00:09:36,771
I had to beat Neal's score.

485
00:09:36,771 --> 00:09:38,146
Mm. Mm.

486
00:09:39,396 --> 00:09:40,646
Hello?

487
00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:42,313
How do you work

488
00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:42,313
a copy machine?

489
00:09:42,313 --> 00:09:43,605
You can't be serious.

490
00:09:43,605 --> 00:09:45,896
I need to make

491
00:09:43,605 --> 00:09:45,896
12 double-sided copies.

492
00:09:45,896 --> 00:09:47,230
It's an impossible task.

493
00:09:47,230 --> 00:09:48,896
Can't you just

494
00:09:47,230 --> 00:09:48,896
ask someone for help?

495
00:09:48,896 --> 00:09:51,313
I made a big deal

496
00:09:48,896 --> 00:09:51,313
out of coming back here to work.

497
00:09:51,313 --> 00:09:53,105
I'd like to appear useful.

498
00:09:53,105 --> 00:09:56,313
Wait. On the screen, there's an

499
00:09:53,105 --> 00:09:56,313
exclamation mark. Is that good?

500
00:09:56,313 --> 00:09:58,521
I don't think it means it's

501
00:09:56,313 --> 00:09:58,521
excited about what's happening.

502
00:09:58,521 --> 00:10:00,188
Did you put the original

503
00:09:58,521 --> 00:10:00,188
in the tray?

504
00:10:00,188 --> 00:10:02,271
Tray? You mean

505
00:10:00,188 --> 00:10:02,271
like a serving tray?

506
00:10:02,271 --> 00:10:05,230
Yes, Jay. I want you

507
00:10:02,271 --> 00:10:05,230
to put papers in a serving tray.

508
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,980
How have you

509
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,980
remained alive?

510
00:10:06,980 --> 00:10:08,355
I found it!

511
00:10:11,063 --> 00:10:12,188
Yeah! Yeah!

512
00:10:12,188 --> 00:10:13,688
Great! It's stuck!

513
00:10:13,688 --> 00:10:15,438
That's okay. Whatever you do,

514
00:10:13,688 --> 00:10:15,438
don't pull the ...

515
00:10:15,438 --> 00:10:16,563
Hold on.

516
00:10:15,438 --> 00:10:16,563
I'm pulling it.

517
00:10:17,771 --> 00:10:19,146
No!

518
00:10:20,855 --> 00:10:22,105
Ha! Yes!

519
00:10:22,105 --> 00:10:24,688
New high score!

520
00:10:22,105 --> 00:10:24,688
Finally!

521
00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:33,105
Are you hungry?

522
00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:33,105
What's wrong?

523
00:10:33,105 --> 00:10:34,896
Is it Whitney Houston's

524
00:10:33,105 --> 00:10:34,896
birthday again?

525
00:10:34,896 --> 00:10:37,188
No, honey, I'm just sad about

526
00:10:34,896 --> 00:10:37,188
being away from you for so long.

527
00:10:37,188 --> 00:10:39,355
We still have

528
00:10:37,188 --> 00:10:39,355
six hours together.

529
00:10:39,355 --> 00:10:40,771
Let's have a special day!

530
00:10:40,771 --> 00:10:42,105
Oh, that would be fun.

531
00:10:42,105 --> 00:10:43,896
We could take a bike ride

532
00:10:42,105 --> 00:10:43,896
or have a picnic.

533
00:10:43,896 --> 00:10:48,771
I was thinking something

534
00:10:43,896 --> 00:10:48,771
a little more permanent.

535
00:10:48,771 --> 00:10:51,355
Okay.

536
00:10:48,771 --> 00:10:51,355
Prepare to receive.

537
00:10:51,355 --> 00:10:55,396
And remember, it's all about

538
00:10:51,355 --> 00:10:55,396
the strength of the nestle.

539
00:10:56,688 --> 00:10:58,605
A tiny but noticeable red mark

540
00:10:56,688 --> 00:10:58,605
on his neck?

541
00:10:58,605 --> 00:10:59,896
I'm not an idiot.

542
00:10:59,896 --> 00:11:02,271
Someone's been practicing

543
00:10:59,896 --> 00:11:02,271
his orange grip.

544
00:11:02,271 --> 00:11:03,105
Pick up the pace!

545
00:11:03,105 --> 00:11:04,563
This is where we make up

546
00:11:04,563 --> 00:11:06,021
for your mom being so bad

547
00:11:04,563 --> 00:11:06,021
at Hula-Hooping.

548
00:11:06,021 --> 00:11:07,021
Shoot!

549
00:11:10,063 --> 00:11:12,938
I randomly found this

550
00:11:10,063 --> 00:11:12,938
in a bush under Luke's window.

551
00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:15,771
Alex probably asked Haley

552
00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:15,771
to borrow them,

553
00:11:15,771 --> 00:11:17,396
Haley threw the pair,

554
00:11:15,771 --> 00:11:17,396
Alex caught one,

555
00:11:17,396 --> 00:11:18,521
the other one

556
00:11:17,396 --> 00:11:18,521
flew out the window,

557
00:11:18,521 --> 00:11:20,063
phone call came, they forgot.

558
00:11:20,063 --> 00:11:21,855
Girls.

559
00:11:25,605 --> 00:11:27,938
Oh, hey.

560
00:11:25,605 --> 00:11:27,938
What are you doing home?

561
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,480
Being crushed over and over

562
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,480
by family members.

563
00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:32,938
Hey.

564
00:11:32,938 --> 00:11:34,563
Got your message.

565
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:36,688
I know you probably didn't mean

566
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:36,688
"Come over right away,"

567
00:11:36,688 --> 00:11:38,855
but you know how paranoidy

568
00:11:36,688 --> 00:11:38,855
I can be, so...

569
00:11:38,855 --> 00:11:40,188
We should talk

570
00:11:38,855 --> 00:11:40,188
in my room.

571
00:11:40,188 --> 00:11:41,563
O... kay.

572
00:11:41,563 --> 00:11:43,521
Andy. Hey.

573
00:11:41,563 --> 00:11:43,521
Hold on a sec.

574
00:11:43,521 --> 00:11:46,521
Um... I know we didn't

575
00:11:43,521 --> 00:11:46,521
get to finish our talk earlier,

576
00:11:46,521 --> 00:11:49,105
because of

577
00:11:46,521 --> 00:11:49,105
Alex's surprise pop-in.

578
00:11:50,438 --> 00:11:52,105
Listen.

579
00:11:52,105 --> 00:11:54,438
If you're not taking that job

580
00:11:52,105 --> 00:11:54,438
in Utah because of me,

581
00:11:54,438 --> 00:11:55,563
you're making a mistake.

582
00:11:56,605 --> 00:11:59,396
I love you and me together,

583
00:11:56,605 --> 00:11:59,396
but it would break my heart

584
00:11:59,396 --> 00:12:02,646
if I was the reason you gave up

585
00:11:59,396 --> 00:12:02,646
this dream career opportunity,

586
00:12:02,646 --> 00:12:04,230
because, honestly,

587
00:12:04,230 --> 00:12:06,063
I don't know how much

588
00:12:04,230 --> 00:12:06,063
of a future there is here.

589
00:12:06,063 --> 00:12:09,230
But... if our bond is as strong

590
00:12:06,063 --> 00:12:09,230
as we think it is...

591
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,146
we'll work our way

592
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,146
back to each other.

593
00:12:12,146 --> 00:12:13,188
Okay.

594
00:12:16,396 --> 00:12:17,521
What he said.

595
00:12:24,396 --> 00:12:26,105
Hey,

596
00:12:24,396 --> 00:12:26,105
what's all the buzz about?

597
00:12:26,105 --> 00:12:28,063
Somebody finally top

598
00:12:26,105 --> 00:12:28,063
Neal's untoppable ...

599
00:12:28,063 --> 00:12:29,396
What happened?

600
00:12:29,396 --> 00:12:30,896
Someone unplugged

601
00:12:29,396 --> 00:12:30,896
the dance machine.

602
00:12:30,896 --> 00:12:32,230
So my high score's gone?

603
00:12:32,230 --> 00:12:33,480
Don't you mean

604
00:12:32,230 --> 00:12:33,480
Neal's high score?

605
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:36,396
No! I got an 805

606
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:36,396
like 20 minutes ago!

607
00:12:37,855 --> 00:12:39,688
Oh, come on!

608
00:12:37,855 --> 00:12:39,688
Y-You can't think

609
00:12:39,688 --> 00:12:42,438
that I'm really so upset

610
00:12:39,688 --> 00:12:42,438
that I would actually ...

611
00:12:42,438 --> 00:12:45,063
Damn, Claire. You didn't have to

612
00:12:42,438 --> 00:12:45,063
go all "Black Swan" on the guy.

613
00:12:46,563 --> 00:12:48,021
Hey!

614
00:12:48,021 --> 00:12:50,438
Are we really

615
00:12:48,021 --> 00:12:50,438
not believing this woman?

616
00:12:50,438 --> 00:12:52,521
She's never been

617
00:12:50,438 --> 00:12:52,521
anything but honest with us.

618
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,855
When I screw up,

619
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,855
she lets me know it,

620
00:12:54,855 --> 00:12:56,438
but in a caring way.

621
00:12:56,438 --> 00:12:59,021
Same with you,

622
00:12:56,438 --> 00:12:59,021
Bernard... Tom.

623
00:12:59,021 --> 00:13:01,105
Marie, you know it.

624
00:13:01,105 --> 00:13:03,396
It's time we started

625
00:13:01,105 --> 00:13:03,396
appreciating this lady.

626
00:13:03,396 --> 00:13:05,396
She may have gotten an 800

627
00:13:03,396 --> 00:13:05,396
on the dance game,

628
00:13:05,396 --> 00:13:06,688
but if you ask me,

629
00:13:06,688 --> 00:13:09,105
she gets a 1,000

630
00:13:06,688 --> 00:13:09,105
on the boss game.

631
00:13:12,813 --> 00:13:14,896
Okeydoke.

632
00:13:14,896 --> 00:13:16,021
Hey.

633
00:13:16,021 --> 00:13:17,313
Hey.

634
00:13:16,021 --> 00:13:17,313
Did you get the costumes?

635
00:13:17,313 --> 00:13:19,105
Barely. My credit card

636
00:13:17,313 --> 00:13:19,105
was denied,

637
00:13:19,105 --> 00:13:21,313
and someone spent

638
00:13:19,105 --> 00:13:21,313
all the cash we had in the car.

639
00:13:21,313 --> 00:13:23,313
Uh, yeah. Those are probably

640
00:13:21,313 --> 00:13:23,313
both on me. I-I apologize.

641
00:13:23,313 --> 00:13:25,646
Let's maybe just forgive

642
00:13:23,313 --> 00:13:25,646
everything I've done today.

643
00:13:25,646 --> 00:13:26,813
"Everything"?

644
00:13:25,646 --> 00:13:26,813
What does that mean?

645
00:13:26,813 --> 00:13:29,730
It means this!

646
00:13:26,813 --> 00:13:29,730
Ohhh, my God!

647
00:13:29,730 --> 00:13:32,230
I just wanted to give her

648
00:13:29,730 --> 00:13:32,230
a special treat before I left.

649
00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:34,355
I thought we were gonna wait

650
00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:34,355
until she was older.

651
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,063
Did I have to

652
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,063
put that in writing, too?

653
00:13:36,063 --> 00:13:38,063
Can I sue him?

654
00:13:36,063 --> 00:13:38,063
I want to sue him.

655
00:13:38,063 --> 00:13:39,980
You both have every right

656
00:13:38,063 --> 00:13:39,980
to be upset with me.

657
00:13:39,980 --> 00:13:42,063
And maybe a few weeks

658
00:13:39,980 --> 00:13:42,063
away from me will do some good.

659
00:13:42,063 --> 00:13:43,688
I'm just gonna

660
00:13:42,063 --> 00:13:43,688
get a cab to the airport.

661
00:13:43,688 --> 00:13:45,105
Don't be crazy.

662
00:13:43,688 --> 00:13:45,105
We'll drive you.

663
00:13:45,105 --> 00:13:46,521
No, I don't think

664
00:13:45,105 --> 00:13:46,521
I can handle

665
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,313
a public emotional goodbye!

666
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,980
Remember her?

667
00:13:58,813 --> 00:13:59,688
Damn it!

668
00:14:00,771 --> 00:14:02,021
Dad?

669
00:14:02,021 --> 00:14:03,688
Of course I have

670
00:14:02,021 --> 00:14:03,688
the agendas, Claire.

671
00:14:03,688 --> 00:14:05,980
I was just...

672
00:14:03,688 --> 00:14:05,980
trying to prove a point.

673
00:14:05,980 --> 00:14:07,980
I mean, what do you need

674
00:14:05,980 --> 00:14:07,980
those things for, anyway?

675
00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:11,021
Agendas ... they're crutches.

676
00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:11,021
They're for the weak.

677
00:14:11,021 --> 00:14:13,855
You think the founding fathers

678
00:14:11,021 --> 00:14:13,855
wrote down an agenda?

679
00:14:13,855 --> 00:14:14,980
Well, isn't

680
00:14:13,855 --> 00:14:14,980
the Declaration of Inde...

681
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:17,063
A leader leads,

682
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:17,063
not reads.

683
00:14:17,063 --> 00:14:18,980
You go into that meeting

684
00:14:17,063 --> 00:14:18,980
with a bunch of agendas,

685
00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:20,438
you're asking

686
00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:20,438
for their approval.

687
00:14:20,438 --> 00:14:21,980
"Like me! Like me!

688
00:14:20,438 --> 00:14:21,980
Like me!"

689
00:14:21,980 --> 00:14:24,063
I say "No"! How many times

690
00:14:21,980 --> 00:14:24,063
have I told you ...

691
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:25,855
the first rule

692
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:25,855
of being a good boss is

693
00:14:25,855 --> 00:14:28,021
"You don't need your employees

694
00:14:25,855 --> 00:14:28,021
to be your friends."

695
00:14:28,021 --> 00:14:30,271
You need them

696
00:14:28,021 --> 00:14:30,271
to respect you!

697
00:14:30,271 --> 00:14:31,605
Thank you.

698
00:14:31,605 --> 00:14:34,605
That is... exactly

699
00:14:31,605 --> 00:14:34,605
what I needed to hear.

700
00:14:34,605 --> 00:14:35,730
I'm just doing my job.

701
00:14:34,605 --> 00:14:35,730
Yeah.

702
00:14:35,730 --> 00:14:38,563
Just trust your gut,

703
00:14:35,730 --> 00:14:38,563
kid.

704
00:14:38,563 --> 00:14:39,855
Double-click...

705
00:14:39,855 --> 00:14:41,980
on... yourself.

706
00:14:45,605 --> 00:14:47,230
What smells so good?

707
00:14:47,230 --> 00:14:48,563
I'm making

708
00:14:47,230 --> 00:14:48,563
my favorite lasagna

709
00:14:48,563 --> 00:14:50,396
for my own

710
00:14:48,563 --> 00:14:50,396
"Welcome Home" dinner.

711
00:14:50,396 --> 00:14:51,688
Uh-huh.

712
00:14:50,396 --> 00:14:51,688
Can I ask you a question?

713
00:14:51,688 --> 00:14:53,230
What?

714
00:14:51,688 --> 00:14:53,230
Do you think

715
00:14:51,688 --> 00:14:53,230
it's possible

716
00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:55,355
that your brother snuck a girl

717
00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:55,355
in here last night?

718
00:14:55,355 --> 00:14:56,855
I wouldn't be

719
00:14:55,355 --> 00:14:56,855
too surprised.

720
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:59,021
So you think he's ...

721
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:59,021
t-that they've been ...

722
00:14:59,021 --> 00:15:02,188
Oh, come on, Dad.

723
00:14:59,021 --> 00:15:02,188
Don't be so naive.

724
00:15:02,188 --> 00:15:03,605
We were all 17 once.

725
00:15:03,605 --> 00:15:05,313
It's not like we all ...

726
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,605
I sat there like that

727
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,605
for 20 minutes.

728
00:15:19,605 --> 00:15:21,188
And then

729
00:15:19,605 --> 00:15:21,188
I got some more awful news.

730
00:15:22,896 --> 00:15:24,980
I just got an e-mail saying

731
00:15:22,896 --> 00:15:24,980
Family Camp was canceled ...

732
00:15:24,980 --> 00:15:26,063
not enough sign-ups.

733
00:15:26,063 --> 00:15:27,938
Ehh.

734
00:15:26,063 --> 00:15:27,938
That's it?

735
00:15:27,938 --> 00:15:29,980
You don't care at all,

736
00:15:27,938 --> 00:15:29,980
do you?

737
00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:32,688
You're too busy running around

738
00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:32,688
with that girl from last night!

739
00:15:32,688 --> 00:15:36,105
Yeah! That's right!

740
00:15:32,688 --> 00:15:36,105
I know everything!

741
00:15:36,105 --> 00:15:37,646
How could you, Luke?

742
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:40,105
To be honest,

743
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:40,105
I don't know why I was so upset.

744
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:43,271
I knew I was supposed to be mad,

745
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:43,271
but I couldn't figure out why,

746
00:15:43,271 --> 00:15:45,480
so I just started saying

747
00:15:43,271 --> 00:15:45,480
a bunch of stuff.

748
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,646
Under my roof?

749
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:47,688
That was weird.

750
00:15:47,688 --> 00:15:49,730
In a bed

751
00:15:47,688 --> 00:15:49,730
that I paid for?

752
00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:50,980
What does that

753
00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:50,980
have to do with anything?

754
00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:52,688
With your grandfather

755
00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:52,688
watching?

756
00:15:52,688 --> 00:15:53,688
What?

757
00:15:53,688 --> 00:15:54,938
But it wasn't half as crazy

758
00:15:54,938 --> 00:15:56,396
as what I really wanted to yell,

759
00:15:56,396 --> 00:15:59,063
which was

760
00:15:56,396 --> 00:15:59,063
"Just stop growing up!"

761
00:15:59,063 --> 00:16:01,813
Look, I'm not sure everything

762
00:15:59,063 --> 00:16:01,813
I said here makes sense,

763
00:16:01,813 --> 00:16:05,396
but... just be careful

764
00:16:01,813 --> 00:16:05,396
and respectful.

765
00:16:05,396 --> 00:16:08,105
And you did break

766
00:16:05,396 --> 00:16:08,105
a big rule,

767
00:16:08,105 --> 00:16:11,063
so no car privileges

768
00:16:08,105 --> 00:16:11,063
for a month.

769
00:16:11,063 --> 00:16:12,730
I don't need it anyway.

770
00:16:12,730 --> 00:16:13,896
I just got dumped.

771
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:24,021
We sat there like that

772
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:24,021
for 20 minutes.

773
00:16:25,271 --> 00:16:27,438
Hi. How was

774
00:16:25,271 --> 00:16:27,438
your first day at work?

775
00:16:27,438 --> 00:16:29,980
It was a little rough, but I

776
00:16:27,438 --> 00:16:29,980
kind of stumbled into something.

777
00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:32,396
Aren't you

778
00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:32,396
going to ask him, Mommy?

779
00:16:32,396 --> 00:16:33,521
What's he

780
00:16:32,396 --> 00:16:33,521
talking about?

781
00:16:33,521 --> 00:16:35,063
Nothing.

782
00:16:35,063 --> 00:16:36,980
I was going to ask you

783
00:16:35,063 --> 00:16:36,980
to go to Juárez with me

784
00:16:36,980 --> 00:16:38,646
next week

785
00:16:36,980 --> 00:16:38,646
for my cousin's wedding,

786
00:16:38,646 --> 00:16:41,063
but I know that you don't want

787
00:16:38,646 --> 00:16:41,063
to go, so I'll go alone.

788
00:16:43,771 --> 00:16:45,271
You're really

789
00:16:43,771 --> 00:16:45,271
not gonna go?

790
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,688
Well, you heard her.

791
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,688
She's fine going alone.

792
00:16:47,688 --> 00:16:50,521
If that plane leaves the ground

793
00:16:47,688 --> 00:16:50,521
and you're not with her,

794
00:16:50,521 --> 00:16:51,938
you'll regret it.

795
00:16:51,938 --> 00:16:54,771
Maybe not today

796
00:16:51,938 --> 00:16:54,771
and maybe not tomorrow,

797
00:16:54,771 --> 00:16:57,230
but soon,

798
00:16:54,771 --> 00:16:57,230
and for the rest of your life.

799
00:16:57,230 --> 00:16:59,188
What did you say?

800
00:16:57,230 --> 00:16:59,188
Is that "Casablanca"?

801
00:16:59,188 --> 00:17:01,230
It doesn't take much

802
00:16:59,188 --> 00:17:01,230
to see

803
00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:03,688
the problems

804
00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:03,688
of three little people

805
00:17:03,688 --> 00:17:06,646
don't amount to a hill of beans

806
00:17:03,688 --> 00:17:06,646
in this crazy world.

807
00:17:06,646 --> 00:17:08,813
Someday,

808
00:17:06,646 --> 00:17:08,813
you'll understand that.

809
00:17:08,813 --> 00:17:09,855
Now, now.

810
00:17:09,855 --> 00:17:12,063
Here's looking at you,

811
00:17:09,855 --> 00:17:12,063
kid.

812
00:17:14,063 --> 00:17:15,855
Gloria!

813
00:17:14,063 --> 00:17:15,855
About that wedding ...

814
00:17:15,855 --> 00:17:17,688
I'm already

815
00:17:15,855 --> 00:17:17,688
booking the ticket!

816
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:20,355
Okay, it's growing!

817
00:17:20,355 --> 00:17:22,188
I'm on hold

818
00:17:20,355 --> 00:17:22,188
with the credit-card company.

819
00:17:22,188 --> 00:17:24,355
Oh! We should probably

820
00:17:22,188 --> 00:17:24,355
try and figure out dinner.

821
00:17:24,355 --> 00:17:26,355
I have no idea

822
00:17:24,355 --> 00:17:26,355
what we even have in the ...

823
00:17:26,355 --> 00:17:28,146
Oh, my God.

824
00:17:26,355 --> 00:17:28,146
Lily, look.

825
00:17:28,146 --> 00:17:29,980
Daddy made us

826
00:17:28,146 --> 00:17:29,980
all this food.

827
00:17:29,980 --> 00:17:32,313
"Heat for 20 minutes.

828
00:17:29,980 --> 00:17:32,313
Love me for the rest of time."

829
00:17:32,313 --> 00:17:34,646
Aww.

830
00:17:32,313 --> 00:17:34,646
"The sun will come out

831
00:17:32,313 --> 00:17:34,646
tamales."

832
00:17:34,646 --> 00:17:36,146
Oh, my God.

833
00:17:36,146 --> 00:17:37,646
You think

834
00:17:36,146 --> 00:17:37,646
he forgot about my curlers

835
00:17:37,646 --> 00:17:39,313
because he was

836
00:17:37,646 --> 00:17:39,313
too busy cooking?

837
00:17:39,313 --> 00:17:40,313
Maybe. I don't kn...

838
00:17:40,313 --> 00:17:42,313
Oh, yes. Hello?

839
00:17:42,313 --> 00:17:44,271
Oh. Oka... Okay.

840
00:17:42,313 --> 00:17:44,271
Well, thank you.

841
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:46,021
Um, Daddy bought

842
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:46,021
a plane ticket

843
00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:47,980
to surprise us

844
00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:47,980
on the 4th of July.

845
00:17:47,980 --> 00:17:50,146
That's why my credit card

846
00:17:47,980 --> 00:17:50,146
was over the limit.

847
00:17:50,146 --> 00:17:52,355
Now I feel bad

848
00:17:50,146 --> 00:17:52,355
for yelling at him.

849
00:17:52,355 --> 00:17:54,146
Yeah, me too.

850
00:17:54,980 --> 00:17:56,938
So, this is

851
00:17:54,980 --> 00:17:56,938
the end of the line.

852
00:17:56,938 --> 00:17:58,313
No. No!

853
00:17:56,938 --> 00:17:58,313
I told you!

854
00:17:58,313 --> 00:18:00,313
You're gonna come visit,

855
00:17:58,313 --> 00:18:00,313
I'll come there ...

856
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,438
No.

857
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,438
I meant security.

858
00:18:02,438 --> 00:18:03,521
Oh.

859
00:18:03,521 --> 00:18:05,438
So...

860
00:18:03,521 --> 00:18:05,438
none of that messy stuff,

861
00:18:05,438 --> 00:18:08,396
because this is not

862
00:18:05,438 --> 00:18:08,396
goodbye goodbye.

863
00:18:08,396 --> 00:18:10,855
Yeah. We'll leave the drama

864
00:18:08,396 --> 00:18:10,855
to those two.

865
00:18:13,146 --> 00:18:15,396
"Promise me you won't

866
00:18:13,146 --> 00:18:15,396
forget me, my darling.

867
00:18:15,396 --> 00:18:18,105
"I'll love you until this

868
00:18:15,396 --> 00:18:18,105
pantsuit comes back in style."

869
00:18:18,105 --> 00:18:20,771
"I don't regret a single minute

870
00:18:18,105 --> 00:18:20,771
I've spent with you."

871
00:18:20,771 --> 00:18:23,271
"I think you're the first man

872
00:18:20,771 --> 00:18:23,271
I've ever loved."

873
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:26,730
Not a single minute.

874
00:18:27,896 --> 00:18:29,980
You really are the first.

875
00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:51,896
Now, I had pigs and cows

876
00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:51,896
when I was growing up ...

877
00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:53,230
Cam!

878
00:18:53,230 --> 00:18:55,230
Oh, my gosh!

879
00:18:53,230 --> 00:18:55,230
What are you guys doing here?

880
00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:58,188
We spent the whole day

881
00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:58,188
thinking about ourselves,

882
00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:58,188
and then realized...

883
00:18:58,188 --> 00:19:00,021
you've spent the whole day

884
00:18:58,188 --> 00:19:00,021
thinking about us, too.

885
00:19:00,021 --> 00:19:02,230
So I brought you something

886
00:19:00,021 --> 00:19:02,230
to take to Missouri.

887
00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:03,730
I'm coming with you,

888
00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:03,730
Daddy!

889
00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:05,730
Oh, my gosh! I get to keep her

890
00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:05,730
for the whole summer?

891
00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:07,021
Yeah!

892
00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:07,021
But won't you miss her?

893
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:07,896
No. No.

894
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:09,521
Because I'm coming, too!

895
00:19:09,521 --> 00:19:11,021
Ooh-ho-ho-ho!

896
00:19:09,521 --> 00:19:11,021
My good...

897
00:19:11,021 --> 00:19:12,188
Well, what about work?

898
00:19:12,188 --> 00:19:13,521
I figure

899
00:19:12,188 --> 00:19:13,521
I could work from there,

900
00:19:13,521 --> 00:19:15,271
and, you know,

901
00:19:13,521 --> 00:19:15,271
fly back when I need to.

902
00:19:15,271 --> 00:19:17,646
Think I could use a summer

903
00:19:15,271 --> 00:19:17,646
of smelling fresh biscuits ...

904
00:19:17,646 --> 00:19:19,230
and, apparently,

905
00:19:17,646 --> 00:19:19,230
throwing them.

906
00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:21,313
Well, look who thinks he's gonna

907
00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:21,313
qualify his first year.

908
00:19:21,313 --> 00:19:23,271
We're gonna be Missourians!

909
00:19:21,313 --> 00:19:23,271
Yeah.

910
00:19:27,438 --> 00:19:29,646
Sometimes,

911
00:19:27,438 --> 00:19:29,646
you have one of those days

912
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,355
where you are surrounded

913
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,355
by people

914
00:19:31,355 --> 00:19:33,480
but you still feel

915
00:19:31,355 --> 00:19:33,480
pretty lonely.

916
00:19:37,105 --> 00:19:41,563
All you want to do is go home

917
00:19:37,105 --> 00:19:41,563
to the comfort of your family.

918
00:19:46,146 --> 00:19:50,688
But sometimes, even your family

919
00:19:46,146 --> 00:19:50,688
can't give you that comfort.

920
00:19:51,855 --> 00:19:56,771
Because it turns out they've all

921
00:19:51,855 --> 00:19:56,771
had one of those days, too.

922
00:19:56,771 --> 00:20:00,896
All you can do is wait

923
00:19:56,771 --> 00:20:00,896
for days like that to be over...

924
00:20:00,896 --> 00:20:02,605
so you can go to bed

925
00:20:02,605 --> 00:20:06,063
and hope you wake up

926
00:20:02,605 --> 00:20:06,063
to a better tomorrow.

927
00:20:06,063 --> 00:20:07,688
Phil.

928
00:20:07,688 --> 00:20:10,063
Phil, I think I hear

929
00:20:07,688 --> 00:20:10,063
something in Luke's room.

930
00:20:10,063 --> 00:20:11,730
Again?

931
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:16,271
What?

932
00:20:16,271 --> 00:20:18,063
We know how much

933
00:20:16,271 --> 00:20:18,063
you love Family Camp.

934
00:20:18,063 --> 00:20:20,521
But it was canceled,

935
00:20:18,063 --> 00:20:20,521
and I thought you were

936
00:20:18,063 --> 00:20:20,521
all kind of over it.

937
00:20:20,521 --> 00:20:22,813
We may be over it,

938
00:20:20,521 --> 00:20:22,813
but we're not over us.

939
00:20:22,813 --> 00:20:25,230
What do you think

940
00:20:22,813 --> 00:20:25,230
about Family Camp 2.0?

941
00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:27,980
Yeah, Phil, come on.

942
00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:27,980
Cab's gonna be here any minute.

943
00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:29,313
Don't you have

944
00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:29,313
some packing to do?

945
00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:30,980
Why are we always

946
00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:30,980
waiting on you?

947
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,938
I don't know

948
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,938
where I'm packing for,

949
00:20:32,938 --> 00:20:33,980
but I love this!

950
00:20:35,396 --> 00:20:37,563
All right.

951
00:20:35,396 --> 00:20:37,563
How good do these look?

952
00:20:37,563 --> 00:20:39,688
That's why they call them

953
00:20:37,563 --> 00:20:39,688
"New York's finest."

954
00:20:39,688 --> 00:20:41,230
Yeah,

955
00:20:39,688 --> 00:20:41,230
who needs a campfire

956
00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:43,188
when we've got a metal box

957
00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:43,188
full of gray water?

958
00:20:43,188 --> 00:20:44,730
Okay, everybody,

959
00:20:43,188 --> 00:20:44,730
picture.

960
00:20:44,730 --> 00:20:46,688
Uh, ma'am?

961
00:20:44,730 --> 00:20:46,688
Would you mind?

962
00:20:46,688 --> 00:20:49,188
Um, uh, get in the back.

963
00:20:46,688 --> 00:20:49,188
Get in the back. You're tall.

964
00:20:46,688 --> 00:20:49,188
Okay. Okay.

965
00:20:49,188 --> 00:20:50,230
Okay.

966
00:20:49,188 --> 00:20:50,230
All right.

967
00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:52,105
And...

968
00:20:52,105 --> 00:20:54,021
And now

969
00:20:52,105 --> 00:20:54,021
we're down to three phones.

970
00:21:00,313 --> 00:21:01,563
Hey, boss. It's Dad.

971
00:21:01,563 --> 00:21:03,230
I know I just started back,

972
00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:05,230
but I'm taking a couple of days

973
00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:05,230
off, if that's okay.

974
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:07,271
And if not, too bad.

975
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:07,271
I'm in Juárez!

976
00:21:07,271 --> 00:21:08,771
Hey, Dad. It's Mitch.

977
00:21:08,771 --> 00:21:10,188
Uh, I'm in Missouri with Cam.

978
00:21:10,188 --> 00:21:12,313
No, it's not

979
00:21:10,188 --> 00:21:12,313
a hostage situation.

980
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,646
Anyway, uh, can you swing by

981
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,646
our place and water our plants?

982
00:21:14,646 --> 00:21:16,230
Oh, and don't forget about

983
00:21:14,646 --> 00:21:16,230
the Ficus in the bedroom.

984
00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:18,105
I know how much

985
00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:18,105
you love to go in there.

986
00:21:18,105 --> 00:21:20,896
Hey!

987
00:21:18,105 --> 00:21:20,896
It's your big sis, ya big sis.

988
00:21:20,896 --> 00:21:22,896
So, we all flew to New York

989
00:21:20,896 --> 00:21:22,896
this morning.

990
00:21:22,896 --> 00:21:25,021
Thank God Dad came back to work.

991
00:21:22,896 --> 00:21:25,021
He can cover for me.

992
00:21:25,021 --> 00:21:27,021
Anyway, listen, I think

993
00:21:25,021 --> 00:21:27,021
I left the back door unlocked.

994
00:21:27,021 --> 00:21:28,563
Can you check?

995
00:21:28,563 --> 00:21:30,938
Come to New York!

996
00:21:28,563 --> 00:21:30,938
The pretzels are huge!

997
00:21:34,021 --> 00:21:36,855
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