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Do we really

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have to leave?

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Yeah, can't we just stay

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a couple more days?

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I know ...

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it's killing me.

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Tomorrow's open-mic night

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at the Apollo.

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Look, we'll all come back.

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I love it here, too.

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Compared to New Yorkers,

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I'm laid-back.

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Now, come on.

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Get upstairs and pack, or else

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you might miss your flight.

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Mwah!

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After a great week

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in New York,

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I had to get to Raleigh

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for the Carolina Closet Caucus.

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Phil and I

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have always wanted

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to drive across the country

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together,

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so we thought

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we'd make a road trip of it.

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Bye!

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Bye, guys!

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Bye!

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Bye!

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Bye!

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We'll miss you!

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Okay, here's the deal ...

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We're staying another night.

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What?

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You heard mom and dad.

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They said no.

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Well, we'll still get home

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before them. They'll never know.

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Oh, come on.

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Andy and I just broke up.

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I'm not ready to go back

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and face life.

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Come on, how would we

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even pay for the hotel?

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We can use Luke's

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carnival settlement money.

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No way!

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I earned that.

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I'm the one

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who fell off that ride.

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We were the ones

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who really suffered.

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We couldn't turn on lights

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or make loud noises

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until your head

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got small again.

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We can't use that money.

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It's for college.

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Okay, okay,

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let's spend it.

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Oh, look ... that sushi

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restaurant we never made it to.

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Oh, yeah.

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We tried.

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They just never had

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a table for five.

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Mnh-mnh.

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Hm.

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We had a lot of fun, though,

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didn't we?

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Yes, we did.

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Yeah.

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Never got to get on one of those

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horse-drawn carriages

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through the park.

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Alex's allergies.

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Didn't know you could be

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allergic to carriage leather.

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Still, just so much

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good family time.

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Family time.

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Are you thinking

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what I'm thinking?

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You could blow off

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the convention.

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We could stay here

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for a romantic few days

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but never tell the kids because

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we just made them go home?

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Yes!

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That is the first time

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you've ever

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answered that question

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right.

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Not today!

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Oh! Cam, it is

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so beautiful outside.

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You got to ...

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Ohhhh... right.

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We decided to spend the summer

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in Missouri.

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But we arrived to find

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Cam's grandma on her deathbed.

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Right where we left her

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at Thanksgiving.

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Hey, um, I wish you'd be

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a little more mindful

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of my family situation.

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I'm sorry ...

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I didn't realize the vigil

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had drifted out

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to the common areas.

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Cam, come on. She's 95 years old

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and plugged into a wall.

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Maybe it's time to,

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you know...

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What? What are you saying,

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Mitchell?

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That we should pull

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the plug?

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Lord o' mercy.

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Have you even taken your turn

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sitting with Gram?

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No, she doesn't want me there.

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She hates me.

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This again.

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Cam, she refers to me

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as "the sissy."

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You heard that wrong.

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She's hard to understand because

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of the dentures she inherited.

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You know they were made from

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the keys of a child's piano.

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What do you even say

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to someone in a coma?

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Well, Mama's reading her

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poetry.

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Lily's

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reciting scripture.

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Pam and I are gonna sing a song

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we wrote when we were younger,

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"Sweet Home Ala-gramma."

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Okay, yeah,

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t-teach me that.

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Oh, I'm sorry ...

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Is she your Ala-gramma?

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Oh, fine.

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I'll think of something.

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Sorry.

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This collar itches.

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Stop it.

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You all look so handsome.

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We look like

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The Three Amigos.

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We were in Juarez

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for my sweet 19-year-old cousin

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Marisol's third wedding.

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It was so beautiful.

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Thank God that they finished

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that tunnel in time

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for her father to make it.

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Ay, Jay, stop with the phone.

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You're missing everything.

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Hang on ... I'm trying to

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lock up some sausages

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for Father's Day

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this weekend.

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You wait till the last minute,

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you wind up eating

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chicken and apple,

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like some damn hippie.

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Double click!

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La Diabla.

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Manny,

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come dance with me.

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Son of a bitch,

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that's good!

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Hola, Jay.

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Oh, hey... Sonia.

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I see

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Gloria's avoiding me.

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She's still mad because I

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forwarded her that mass e-mail.

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Could be that, or it could be

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the last time you saw her,

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you tried to steal me

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and kill her.

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Hm.

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So, how is my sister?

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Fantastic. Great.

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'Course, with Joe

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and also her hot-sauce business,

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she got a lot

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on her plate.

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Hey, have you tried

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one of these Mexican cookies?

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They just call them

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cookies.

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I'll speak with Gloria

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later.

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I have to drop this

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at the gift table.

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Great.

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My seat is cold,

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and the flowers wilted.

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I see that my sister

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has been here.

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Will you get over that?

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She couldn't have been nicer.

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We talked about Joe.

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I told her how well your

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hot-sauce business was going.

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By the way, have you tried

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one of these cookies?

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Why did you tell her

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about the sauce?

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Everybody,

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get your things.

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We have to leave Juarez

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right now!

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What? It took me 45 minutes

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to get into this outfit!

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You know

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how crazy Sonia can be.

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She's gonna be so jealous

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now that she knows

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that I am a very successful

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businesswoman.

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Aren't you 400 bucks in the hole

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on that thing?

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You don't think

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this looks bad ...

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us walking out

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before dinner?

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Joe has a fever, and he ...

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he's sweating very much.

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No, I'm not.

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I'm gonna reverse

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what I said.

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Central Park dog rentals ...

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million-dollar idea.

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Yeah, and maybe it's just

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the high of being on vacation,

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but is there a bird

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more majestic

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than the American pigeon?

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Get dressed. We're going out

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for walk-around breakfast pizza.

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Oh! Shoot.

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Forgot my room key.

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Oh! I've got to get a picture

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of this paneling for my dad.

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Aromatic cedar flakeboard ...

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game a-changed.

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I love my sexy

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little closet nerd.

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Oh, honey.

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I'm gonna

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take a quick tub.

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We should check in with the kids

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from "the road."

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Oh, right, right.

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We should also maybe

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get some ice for drinks.

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Let's wait for him in the lobby.

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I need coffee anyway.

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The people next door kept me up

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all night with their sex noises.

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I caught

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the end of that.

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He sounded like

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a scared ghost.

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"Ohh! Ohh!"

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Ugh.

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Oh, my God. It's Mom.

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Uh, well, stay calm.

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Uh, we're home,

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we flew in last night.

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Oh. Come on. She's gonna

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want to talk to Luke.

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Oh.

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Hi, Mom.

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Hi, sweetie.

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I'm coming to you

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from West Virginia.

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What are you girls

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doing today?

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Oh, you know, me and Alex

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just out shopping.

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Who are you

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talking to?

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Dad.

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Who are you talking to?

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Mom.

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Mom.

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The girls.

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Luke.

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Hold on.

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00:06:09,098 --> 00:06:10,266
I told them we were

301
00:06:09,098 --> 00:06:10,266
in West Virginia.

302
00:06:10,266 --> 00:06:11,517
What did you say?

303
00:06:10,266 --> 00:06:11,517
Kentucky.

304
00:06:11,517 --> 00:06:12,643
Mom thinks

305
00:06:11,517 --> 00:06:12,643
we're shopping.

306
00:06:12,643 --> 00:06:14,019
I told Dad

307
00:06:12,643 --> 00:06:14,019
I was making us breakfast.

308
00:06:14,019 --> 00:06:15,438
When have you ever

309
00:06:14,019 --> 00:06:15,438
made us breakfast?

310
00:06:15,438 --> 00:06:17,273
Okay, girls, um,

311
00:06:15,438 --> 00:06:17,273
I got to go.

312
00:06:17,273 --> 00:06:18,858
Us too.

313
00:06:17,273 --> 00:06:18,858
Drive safely.

314
00:06:17,273 --> 00:06:18,858
Bye.

315
00:06:18,858 --> 00:06:20,192
Hey, buddy,

316
00:06:18,858 --> 00:06:20,192
I should get going.

317
00:06:20,192 --> 00:06:21,277
There's a cop

318
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walking towards us.

319
00:06:21,277 --> 00:06:22,862
I guess it looks weird

320
00:06:21,277 --> 00:06:22,862
with us parked right here

321
00:06:22,862 --> 00:06:24,572
on the state border

322
00:06:22,862 --> 00:06:24,572
with me up here in Kentucky

323
00:06:24,572 --> 00:06:27,032
and your mom in the back seat

324
00:06:24,572 --> 00:06:27,032
over in West Virginia.

325
00:06:24,572 --> 00:06:27,032
Got it.

326
00:06:27,032 --> 00:06:28,618
I should probably finish

327
00:06:27,032 --> 00:06:28,618
packing up the breakfast

328
00:06:28,618 --> 00:06:29,577
I'm bringing

329
00:06:28,618 --> 00:06:29,577
to the girls

330
00:06:29,577 --> 00:06:31,120
at the shopping mall

331
00:06:29,577 --> 00:06:31,120
where they're shopping.

332
00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:34,249
Okay.

333
00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:34,249
See ya, pal.

334
00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:34,249
See ya.

335
00:06:34,249 --> 00:06:36,376
That's how you

336
00:06:34,249 --> 00:06:36,376
do that.

337
00:06:34,249 --> 00:06:36,376
Done.

338
00:06:42,632 --> 00:06:44,675
- I'm gonna come back.

339
00:06:44,675 --> 00:06:45,760
No, no, no.

340
00:06:44,675 --> 00:06:45,760
I'm glad you're up here.

341
00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,762
We can finish later.

342
00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,762
Yeah, yeah.

343
00:06:47,762 --> 00:06:49,389
She likes it when you stroke

344
00:06:47,762 --> 00:06:49,389
her hair and rub her feet.

345
00:06:49,389 --> 00:06:51,181
And, Mitchell, make sure

346
00:06:49,389 --> 00:06:51,181
her tongue stays moist.

347
00:06:51,181 --> 00:06:53,518
How would I ... Ugh.

348
00:06:53,518 --> 00:06:54,852
Hey, Grams.

349
00:06:54,852 --> 00:06:57,230
How's ... How's the coma?

350
00:06:58,814 --> 00:07:00,190
Oh, my God.

351
00:06:58,814 --> 00:07:00,190
Oh, my God!

352
00:07:00,190 --> 00:07:01,609
A-Are you trying

353
00:07:00,190 --> 00:07:01,609
to say something?

354
00:07:01,609 --> 00:07:03,193
Aww.

355
00:07:03,193 --> 00:07:04,279
Ow. Ow!

356
00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:05,863
Grams. Ow, that hurts.

357
00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:05,863
Let ... let go.

358
00:07:05,863 --> 00:07:06,947
Grams, l-let go.

359
00:07:06,947 --> 00:07:09,158
Let go, Grams.

360
00:07:06,947 --> 00:07:09,158
Let go, Grams!

361
00:07:09,158 --> 00:07:11,201
What the hell

362
00:07:09,158 --> 00:07:11,201
are you telling her?

363
00:07:12,495 --> 00:07:13,913
What happened?

364
00:07:13,913 --> 00:07:15,748
I just walked in,

365
00:07:15,748 --> 00:07:18,167
and Mitchell was telling her

366
00:07:15,748 --> 00:07:18,167
to let go, and she did!

367
00:07:18,167 --> 00:07:20,295
Oh, let go ...

368
00:07:18,167 --> 00:07:20,295
let go of my hair.

369
00:07:20,295 --> 00:07:22,087
Somebody call the race track!

370
00:07:20,295 --> 00:07:22,087
Get the doctor!

371
00:07:26,884 --> 00:07:28,678
Nice turnout.

372
00:07:26,884 --> 00:07:28,678
Sure is.

373
00:07:28,678 --> 00:07:31,013
Grams would hate all

374
00:07:28,678 --> 00:07:31,013
these people on her property.

375
00:07:31,013 --> 00:07:33,641
She sure would.

376
00:07:33,641 --> 00:07:36,018
Hi.

377
00:07:36,018 --> 00:07:39,230
Oh, my God. I can feel your

378
00:07:36,018 --> 00:07:39,230
family staring daggers at me.

379
00:07:39,230 --> 00:07:40,815
Can't believe they think

380
00:07:39,230 --> 00:07:40,815
I killed Grams.

381
00:07:40,815 --> 00:07:43,025
Like I'd really be telling her

382
00:07:40,815 --> 00:07:43,025
to let go of life.

383
00:07:43,025 --> 00:07:44,235
Well, you can see

384
00:07:43,025 --> 00:07:44,235
how they'd wonder

385
00:07:44,235 --> 00:07:45,945
after you put your suitcase

386
00:07:44,235 --> 00:07:45,945
in her room.

387
00:07:45,945 --> 00:07:47,655
It sounds like

388
00:07:45,945 --> 00:07:47,655
you're taking their side.

389
00:07:47,655 --> 00:07:49,490
You can't blame them

390
00:07:47,655 --> 00:07:49,490
for questioning your story

391
00:07:49,490 --> 00:07:52,577
about a comatose arthritic woman

392
00:07:49,490 --> 00:07:52,577
pulling your hair.

393
00:07:52,577 --> 00:07:54,620
Not a story.

394
00:07:52,577 --> 00:07:54,620
A thing that happened.

395
00:07:54,620 --> 00:07:56,372
Fine.

396
00:07:54,620 --> 00:07:56,372
Fine.

397
00:07:58,499 --> 00:07:59,625
And you didn't help

398
00:07:58,499 --> 00:07:59,625
your case

399
00:07:59,625 --> 00:08:01,085
by accidentally erasing

400
00:07:59,625 --> 00:08:01,085
her "Matlocks."

401
00:08:01,085 --> 00:08:02,337
Oh, my God!

402
00:08:01,085 --> 00:08:02,337
Just drop it!

403
00:08:02,337 --> 00:08:06,424
No, not ... not the...

404
00:08:02,337 --> 00:08:06,424
No. I ... I...

405
00:08:07,633 --> 00:08:09,885
Okay, so, when do you guys think

406
00:08:07,633 --> 00:08:09,885
you're gonna be back?

407
00:08:09,885 --> 00:08:11,471
Definitely by Father's Day.

408
00:08:11,471 --> 00:08:13,180
Oh, okay.

409
00:08:11,471 --> 00:08:13,180
Well, we miss you guys.

410
00:08:13,180 --> 00:08:15,725
But at least it's still

411
00:08:13,180 --> 00:08:15,725
only three more days.

412
00:08:16,809 --> 00:08:18,227
Was it a little risky?

413
00:08:18,227 --> 00:08:20,938
Not as long as the master

414
00:08:18,227 --> 00:08:20,938
did the talking.

415
00:08:20,938 --> 00:08:22,273
Uh-huh, uh-huh.

416
00:08:22,273 --> 00:08:24,191
Aww. Love you both.

417
00:08:22,273 --> 00:08:24,191
Bye.

418
00:08:24,191 --> 00:08:25,276
We miss you guys.

419
00:08:25,276 --> 00:08:27,237
Got to run outside

420
00:08:25,276 --> 00:08:27,237
and paint the mailbox.

421
00:08:27,237 --> 00:08:28,946
All you had to do was

422
00:08:27,237 --> 00:08:28,946
say goodbye.

423
00:08:28,946 --> 00:08:30,823
Now we have to paint the mailbox

424
00:08:28,946 --> 00:08:30,823
when we get home.

425
00:08:30,823 --> 00:08:31,657
Sorry.

426
00:08:31,657 --> 00:08:32,908
It just popped

427
00:08:31,657 --> 00:08:32,908
into my head

428
00:08:32,908 --> 00:08:35,661
when I saw the Statue of Liberty

429
00:08:32,908 --> 00:08:35,661
holding that paintbrush.

430
00:08:35,661 --> 00:08:39,206
You know, what she used

431
00:08:35,661 --> 00:08:39,206
to paint freedom in America.

432
00:08:39,206 --> 00:08:40,207
Oh.

433
00:08:40,207 --> 00:08:41,166
Mm-hmm.

434
00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:42,585
Yeah.

435
00:08:42,585 --> 00:08:45,588
The key to a good lie

436
00:08:42,585 --> 00:08:45,588
is keep it simple.

437
00:08:45,588 --> 00:08:48,007
Well, why don't I

438
00:08:45,588 --> 00:08:48,007
stop talking

439
00:08:48,007 --> 00:08:50,718
about how good it is here

440
00:08:48,007 --> 00:08:50,718
and just bring you some?

441
00:08:50,718 --> 00:08:53,346
Okay. Bye-bye.

442
00:08:53,346 --> 00:08:56,015
We need to pick up a wheel

443
00:08:53,346 --> 00:08:56,015
of Arizona spicy sheep cheese.

444
00:08:56,015 --> 00:08:57,683
Couldn't you just

445
00:08:56,015 --> 00:08:57,683
say goodbye?

446
00:08:57,683 --> 00:08:59,226
Claire, the sign says

447
00:08:57,683 --> 00:08:59,226
"No loud noises."

448
00:08:59,226 --> 00:09:00,728
You'll scare

449
00:08:59,226 --> 00:09:00,728
David Blaine.

450
00:09:02,397 --> 00:09:04,899
So, he just sits in jello

451
00:09:02,397 --> 00:09:04,899
for four days?

452
00:09:04,899 --> 00:09:06,817
I don't get

453
00:09:04,899 --> 00:09:06,817
how that's magic.

454
00:09:06,817 --> 00:09:07,818
You wouldn't.

455
00:09:10,112 --> 00:09:11,697
I wish Dad was here.

456
00:09:11,697 --> 00:09:12,990
He'd love this.

457
00:09:12,990 --> 00:09:14,909
Well, he isn't,

458
00:09:12,990 --> 00:09:14,909
and neither are we.

459
00:09:16,286 --> 00:09:19,372
Remember how Luke

460
00:09:16,286 --> 00:09:19,372
used to call it "jeh-woh"?

461
00:09:20,665 --> 00:09:22,458
I hate that I can't

462
00:09:20,665 --> 00:09:22,458
share this with him.

463
00:09:22,458 --> 00:09:24,627
Magic isn't about secrets

464
00:09:22,458 --> 00:09:24,627
and tricking people.

465
00:09:24,627 --> 00:09:26,045
Phil!

466
00:09:24,627 --> 00:09:26,045
Get it together.

467
00:09:26,045 --> 00:09:27,547
Like your boyfriend,

468
00:09:26,045 --> 00:09:27,547
David Blaine,

469
00:09:27,547 --> 00:09:30,174
we're taking how we did this

470
00:09:27,547 --> 00:09:30,174
to the grave.

471
00:09:30,174 --> 00:09:32,260
I just feel bad

472
00:09:30,174 --> 00:09:32,260
that he's missing out.

473
00:09:32,260 --> 00:09:33,261
This is our thing.

474
00:09:33,261 --> 00:09:35,888
Hey! You will never

475
00:09:33,261 --> 00:09:35,888
tell him about this,

476
00:09:35,888 --> 00:09:37,097
or we will finish

477
00:09:37,097 --> 00:09:38,974
what that unlicensed carnival

478
00:09:37,097 --> 00:09:38,974
started, okay?

479
00:09:40,726 --> 00:09:42,562
The morning we were set

480
00:09:40,726 --> 00:09:42,562
to fly back for Father's Day,

481
00:09:42,562 --> 00:09:45,398
a storm in the midwest

482
00:09:42,562 --> 00:09:45,398
canceled our flight.

483
00:09:46,399 --> 00:09:48,693
Let's just get to the airport,

484
00:09:46,399 --> 00:09:48,693
and we will find a flight.

485
00:09:48,693 --> 00:09:51,571
Taxi!

486
00:09:48,693 --> 00:09:51,571
Damn it!

487
00:09:48,693 --> 00:09:51,571
It's already taken!

488
00:09:51,571 --> 00:09:54,114
Taxi!

489
00:09:51,571 --> 00:09:54,114
Okay, so I think I got us

490
00:09:51,571 --> 00:09:54,114
on a flight through Denver.

491
00:09:54,114 --> 00:09:55,115
Do you mind

492
00:09:54,114 --> 00:09:55,115
the middle seat?

493
00:09:55,115 --> 00:09:56,158
If it'll help.

494
00:09:56,158 --> 00:09:59,412
Oh! This can't all be

495
00:09:56,158 --> 00:09:59,412
carnival-related.

496
00:09:59,412 --> 00:10:00,538
Taxi!

497
00:10:00,538 --> 00:10:01,581
Taxi!

498
00:10:02,582 --> 00:10:04,792
Ay, Jay, I was going to cook

499
00:10:02,582 --> 00:10:04,792
the sausage.

500
00:10:04,792 --> 00:10:06,126
Hey, I don't mind.

501
00:10:06,126 --> 00:10:07,420
He's taking over

502
00:10:06,126 --> 00:10:07,420
because we screwed up

503
00:10:07,420 --> 00:10:08,796
the last few

504
00:10:07,420 --> 00:10:08,796
Father's Days.

505
00:10:08,796 --> 00:10:09,964
Don't be silly.

506
00:10:08,796 --> 00:10:09,964
I got this.

507
00:10:09,964 --> 00:10:11,131
Shoo, shoo. Go.

508
00:10:11,131 --> 00:10:13,509
When I think

509
00:10:11,131 --> 00:10:13,509
of the last few Father's Days,

510
00:10:13,509 --> 00:10:15,470
I quake with rage.

511
00:10:15,470 --> 00:10:17,805
Hey, maybe put a little thought

512
00:10:15,470 --> 00:10:17,805
into it.

513
00:10:17,805 --> 00:10:19,557
Maybe we don't order the pizza.

514
00:10:19,557 --> 00:10:20,641
And if we do,

515
00:10:20,641 --> 00:10:23,185
maybe we get enough crazy bread

516
00:10:20,641 --> 00:10:23,185
for everybody.

517
00:10:23,185 --> 00:10:25,062
I'm sorry,

518
00:10:23,185 --> 00:10:25,062
but who made Father's Day

519
00:10:25,062 --> 00:10:27,607
the dirty stepchild

520
00:10:25,062 --> 00:10:27,607
of holidays?

521
00:10:28,649 --> 00:10:30,318
We don't even have a song.

522
00:10:30,318 --> 00:10:31,861
Daddy?

523
00:10:30,318 --> 00:10:31,861
What?

524
00:10:31,861 --> 00:10:32,945
Got you a present.

525
00:10:32,945 --> 00:10:34,780
That's my boy!

526
00:10:34,780 --> 00:10:36,324
Let's see.

527
00:10:34,780 --> 00:10:36,324
What do we got in here?

528
00:10:36,324 --> 00:10:38,659
Hey. An ice bucket.

529
00:10:38,659 --> 00:10:42,079
I saw Manny take shampoos

530
00:10:38,659 --> 00:10:42,079
from the hotel.

531
00:10:42,079 --> 00:10:43,748
So I took some things, too.

532
00:10:43,748 --> 00:10:45,124
Then some bigger things.

533
00:10:45,124 --> 00:10:46,501
I like stealing.

534
00:10:46,501 --> 00:10:47,835
It makes my heart go fast.

535
00:10:47,835 --> 00:10:49,003
And what's

536
00:10:47,835 --> 00:10:49,003
in the ice bucket?

537
00:10:49,003 --> 00:10:50,338
Oh!

538
00:10:50,338 --> 00:10:52,673
A hair dryer.

539
00:10:50,338 --> 00:10:52,673
Thanks, buddy.

540
00:10:54,467 --> 00:10:55,676
Who's here so early?

541
00:10:58,638 --> 00:11:00,723
Sonia,

542
00:10:58,638 --> 00:11:00,723
what are you doing here?

543
00:11:00,723 --> 00:11:03,225
You left Juarez so fast,

544
00:11:00,723 --> 00:11:03,225
I didn't get to say goodbye.

545
00:11:03,225 --> 00:11:05,603
We're sisters.

546
00:11:03,225 --> 00:11:05,603
We shouldn't fight.

547
00:11:05,603 --> 00:11:06,854
I miss you.

548
00:11:06,854 --> 00:11:08,773
Okay, got it.

549
00:11:08,773 --> 00:11:09,940
Gloria!

550
00:11:11,401 --> 00:11:13,653
Sonia. I'm sorry.

551
00:11:11,401 --> 00:11:13,653
Come in.

552
00:11:13,653 --> 00:11:14,612
No, I couldn't.

553
00:11:14,612 --> 00:11:15,946
No, you came

554
00:11:14,612 --> 00:11:15,946
from so far away.

555
00:11:15,946 --> 00:11:17,490
Come on in.

556
00:11:15,946 --> 00:11:17,490
Stay awhile.

557
00:11:17,490 --> 00:11:19,700
Thank you, Jay.

558
00:11:17,490 --> 00:11:19,700
The Mexican cookies.

559
00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:21,286
I never thought

560
00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:21,286
I'd see those again.

561
00:11:21,286 --> 00:11:22,620
Let me help you

562
00:11:21,286 --> 00:11:22,620
with those.

563
00:11:21,286 --> 00:11:22,620
Hey, Aunt Sonia.

564
00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:23,579
Hola, Manny.

565
00:11:23,579 --> 00:11:25,748
I have some luggage in the car.

566
00:11:23,579 --> 00:11:25,748
Come help me.

567
00:11:25,748 --> 00:11:27,333
Okay.

568
00:11:25,748 --> 00:11:27,333
Help your aunt.

569
00:11:25,748 --> 00:11:27,333
Go ahead.

570
00:11:30,169 --> 00:11:31,379
Why did you let her in?

571
00:11:31,379 --> 00:11:32,380
You have to talk to her.

572
00:11:32,380 --> 00:11:34,214
I really think

573
00:11:32,380 --> 00:11:34,214
she's here to apologize.

574
00:11:34,214 --> 00:11:35,841
You don't know her

575
00:11:34,214 --> 00:11:35,841
like I do.

576
00:11:37,468 --> 00:11:38,761
Ohh! Wait!

577
00:11:38,761 --> 00:11:40,388
What are you doing?

578
00:11:40,388 --> 00:11:42,515
Great, Jay.

579
00:11:40,388 --> 00:11:42,515
Now she kidnapped Manny.

580
00:11:46,811 --> 00:11:47,895
Why are you so calm?

581
00:11:47,895 --> 00:11:49,647
Shouldn't we follow them

582
00:11:47,895 --> 00:11:49,647
or call the police?

583
00:11:49,647 --> 00:11:51,732
No, it's just a kidnapping.

584
00:11:49,647 --> 00:11:51,732
It's normal in my family.

585
00:11:53,150 --> 00:11:54,485
Ransom call.

586
00:11:55,570 --> 00:11:56,654
? Sí?

587
00:12:02,702 --> 00:12:04,078
Mom, I'm really scare...

588
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:09,166
She wants my hot-sauce business

589
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:09,166
in exchange for Manny.

590
00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:11,294
Good! Then she owes us

591
00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:11,294
400 bucks.

592
00:12:11,294 --> 00:12:12,712
We get the kid back.

593
00:12:12,712 --> 00:12:14,129
No deal.

594
00:12:14,129 --> 00:12:15,172
I'll handle it.

595
00:12:15,172 --> 00:12:17,467
My sister, my problem.

596
00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:19,093
My holiday!

597
00:12:22,054 --> 00:12:23,848
Oh! That's the kids

598
00:12:22,054 --> 00:12:23,848
pulling up right now.

599
00:12:23,848 --> 00:12:26,183
Just act normal.

600
00:12:23,848 --> 00:12:26,183
I was born normal.

601
00:12:26,183 --> 00:12:28,561
Not really. They said

602
00:12:26,183 --> 00:12:28,561
I came out with bangs.

603
00:12:28,561 --> 00:12:30,646
Hey. Now all we have to do

604
00:12:28,561 --> 00:12:30,646
is stick the landing.

605
00:12:30,646 --> 00:12:32,482
Don't blow it

606
00:12:30,646 --> 00:12:32,482
by acting weird.

607
00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:34,234
Hey!

608
00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:34,234
We missed you guys.

609
00:12:34,234 --> 00:12:36,486
Oh! I missed you!

610
00:12:34,234 --> 00:12:36,486
Buddy!

611
00:12:36,486 --> 00:12:38,488
Oh,

612
00:12:36,486 --> 00:12:38,488
how was the drive?

613
00:12:38,488 --> 00:12:39,655
Oh, it was great.

614
00:12:38,488 --> 00:12:39,655
Hi, hi, hi.

615
00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:41,407
Yeah.

616
00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:41,407
Yeah?

617
00:12:41,407 --> 00:12:43,158
We would have been here

618
00:12:41,407 --> 00:12:43,158
a lot earlier,

619
00:12:43,158 --> 00:12:44,452
but there was a ton

620
00:12:43,158 --> 00:12:44,452
of traffic on...

621
00:12:44,452 --> 00:12:45,745
A-America.

622
00:12:46,871 --> 00:12:48,248
What do you say

623
00:12:46,871 --> 00:12:48,248
we go find Grandpa, huh?

624
00:12:48,248 --> 00:12:49,790
Yes.

625
00:12:48,248 --> 00:12:49,790
Here we go.

626
00:12:48,248 --> 00:12:49,790
Let's go.

627
00:12:49,790 --> 00:12:52,001
So, uh, good week?

628
00:12:52,001 --> 00:12:52,960
Meh.

629
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:53,919
Same. Meh.

630
00:12:53,919 --> 00:12:55,505
Meh.

631
00:12:53,919 --> 00:12:55,505
Neh.

632
00:12:55,505 --> 00:12:57,047
Pbht.

633
00:12:55,505 --> 00:12:57,047
Buh.

634
00:12:57,047 --> 00:12:58,048
Bleh.

635
00:12:57,047 --> 00:12:58,048
Ehh.

636
00:12:58,048 --> 00:12:59,467
Oh, my God.

637
00:12:58,048 --> 00:12:59,467
They're talking.

638
00:12:58,048 --> 00:12:59,467
Are they?

639
00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:00,510
Meh.

640
00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:00,510
Pbht.

641
00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:02,177
All right,

642
00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:02,177
you chatterboxes.

643
00:13:02,177 --> 00:13:03,304
Let's get this party

644
00:13:02,177 --> 00:13:03,304
started, huh?

645
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:04,972
Yeah,

646
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:04,972
it's almost 4:00.

647
00:13:04,972 --> 00:13:06,349
1:00.

648
00:13:07,392 --> 00:13:08,643
That was great.

649
00:13:08,643 --> 00:13:09,810
Really?

650
00:13:08,643 --> 00:13:09,810
No.

651
00:13:09,810 --> 00:13:10,770
But that's how you lie.

652
00:13:10,770 --> 00:13:12,021
Go splash some water

653
00:13:10,770 --> 00:13:12,021
on your face.

654
00:13:13,147 --> 00:13:14,148
Hey, guys.

655
00:13:13,147 --> 00:13:14,148
Hey.

656
00:13:14,148 --> 00:13:15,358
Hi! How are you?

657
00:13:14,148 --> 00:13:15,358
Hi!

658
00:13:15,358 --> 00:13:16,859
Hi. Where are

659
00:13:15,358 --> 00:13:16,859
Cam and Lily?

660
00:13:16,859 --> 00:13:18,486
Uh, they're still

661
00:13:16,859 --> 00:13:18,486
at the farm.

662
00:13:18,486 --> 00:13:19,862
I got banished.

663
00:13:19,862 --> 00:13:20,905
Sounds like

664
00:13:19,862 --> 00:13:20,905
you're ramping up to a story,

665
00:13:20,905 --> 00:13:22,323
but I got some stuff

666
00:13:20,905 --> 00:13:22,323
going on, so...

667
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:24,116
Okay.

668
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:24,116
Good to be home.

669
00:13:24,116 --> 00:13:26,577
Okay, so Cam's grandmother,

670
00:13:24,116 --> 00:13:26,577
the one who called me a sissy,

671
00:13:26,577 --> 00:13:27,828
she died.

672
00:13:27,828 --> 00:13:30,122
And I ... I was alone with her

673
00:13:27,828 --> 00:13:30,122
when it happened,

674
00:13:30,122 --> 00:13:32,500
and the family thinks

675
00:13:30,122 --> 00:13:32,500
that I nudged it along.

676
00:13:34,001 --> 00:13:35,836
Cam's grandma died?

677
00:13:34,001 --> 00:13:35,836
Oh, my God.

678
00:13:35,836 --> 00:13:37,880
You still do that thing

679
00:13:35,836 --> 00:13:37,880
where you smile

680
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,173
whenever

681
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,173
you talk about death.

682
00:13:39,173 --> 00:13:41,133
It's just a coping mechanism.

683
00:13:39,173 --> 00:13:41,133
It's gonna pass.

684
00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:42,677
You've been doing it

685
00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:42,677
since I was 10 years old

686
00:13:42,677 --> 00:13:44,136
and we buried my hamster

687
00:13:42,677 --> 00:13:44,136
in the backyard.

688
00:13:44,136 --> 00:13:46,055
His name was Whiskers.

689
00:13:46,055 --> 00:13:48,308
Can you be a human being

690
00:13:46,055 --> 00:13:48,308
for one second?

691
00:13:46,055 --> 00:13:48,308
Uh-huh.

692
00:13:48,308 --> 00:13:49,809
Mm-kay?

693
00:13:49,809 --> 00:13:51,519
So, Cam totally took

694
00:13:49,809 --> 00:13:51,519
his family's side

695
00:13:51,519 --> 00:13:53,103
when they all turned

696
00:13:51,519 --> 00:13:53,103
against me.

697
00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:54,397
Well,

698
00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:54,397
that's just a reflex.

699
00:13:54,397 --> 00:13:55,731
You always

700
00:13:54,397 --> 00:13:55,731
take your family's side.

701
00:13:55,731 --> 00:13:57,149
Oh, come on.

702
00:13:55,731 --> 00:13:57,149
Where is that written?

703
00:13:57,149 --> 00:13:58,526
Remember when you first

704
00:13:57,149 --> 00:13:58,526
brought Cam home

705
00:13:58,526 --> 00:13:59,652
and I privately said

706
00:13:58,526 --> 00:13:59,652
to you,

707
00:13:59,652 --> 00:14:01,862
"You might want to move on

708
00:13:59,652 --> 00:14:01,862
from this one,"

709
00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:03,573
and Dad said,

710
00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:03,573
"I thought you liked men"?

711
00:14:03,573 --> 00:14:05,408
And then when Cam thought

712
00:14:03,573 --> 00:14:05,408
he was picking up

713
00:14:05,408 --> 00:14:06,742
on us not liking him,

714
00:14:06,742 --> 00:14:08,578
you told Cam

715
00:14:06,742 --> 00:14:08,578
he was crazy.

716
00:14:08,578 --> 00:14:11,539
I guess

717
00:14:08,578 --> 00:14:11,539
I did do that, huh?

718
00:14:08,578 --> 00:14:11,539
Yeah.

719
00:14:11,539 --> 00:14:13,165
God, you and Dad

720
00:14:11,539 --> 00:14:13,165
are mean.

721
00:14:13,165 --> 00:14:15,084
Aww.

722
00:14:13,165 --> 00:14:15,084
Says the murderer.

723
00:14:16,669 --> 00:14:19,714
Gloria, we can't sit around

724
00:14:16,669 --> 00:14:19,714
doing nothing. Call Sonia.

725
00:14:19,714 --> 00:14:22,342
Tell her to bring Manny and

726
00:14:19,714 --> 00:14:22,342
the cookies to a neutral place,

727
00:14:22,342 --> 00:14:24,260
and we'll make

728
00:14:22,342 --> 00:14:24,260
the exchange.

729
00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:26,971
Why would I make an exchange?

730
00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:26,971
We have all the leverage.

731
00:14:26,971 --> 00:14:28,348
She has your son.

732
00:14:28,348 --> 00:14:30,308
What is she gonna do?

733
00:14:28,348 --> 00:14:30,308
Raise Manny?

734
00:14:30,308 --> 00:14:31,892
Don't worry.

735
00:14:30,308 --> 00:14:31,892
He's going to be fine.

736
00:14:31,892 --> 00:14:33,185
There's got to be

737
00:14:31,892 --> 00:14:33,185
a better way.

738
00:14:33,185 --> 00:14:35,271
My parents

739
00:14:33,185 --> 00:14:35,271
will be worried sick.

740
00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:40,651
Why does she want

741
00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:40,651
your sauce business, anyway?

742
00:14:40,651 --> 00:14:42,362
Well, maybe she has a reason

743
00:14:40,651 --> 00:14:42,362
to think

744
00:14:42,362 --> 00:14:44,322
that it should be

745
00:14:42,362 --> 00:14:44,322
partly hers.

746
00:14:44,322 --> 00:14:47,325
My late aunt gave that

747
00:14:44,322 --> 00:14:47,325
hot-sauce recipe to both of us.

748
00:14:47,325 --> 00:14:48,534
Not just Gloria.

749
00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:50,035
Sonia didn't care

750
00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:50,035
about the recipe.

751
00:14:50,035 --> 00:14:51,371
She was very lazy.

752
00:14:51,371 --> 00:14:54,249
I said, "Maybe I'll go

753
00:14:51,371 --> 00:14:54,249
to America and sell the sauce.

754
00:14:54,249 --> 00:14:56,166
Try to make something

755
00:14:54,249 --> 00:14:56,166
of myself."

756
00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:58,711
So I gently

757
00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:58,711
talked her out of it.

758
00:14:58,711 --> 00:15:00,671
She told me

759
00:14:58,711 --> 00:15:00,671
my idea was stupid ...

760
00:15:00,671 --> 00:15:02,089
just like all my ideas.

761
00:15:02,089 --> 00:15:04,842
And then I changed my mind,

762
00:15:02,089 --> 00:15:04,842
and I did her dream.

763
00:15:04,842 --> 00:15:06,552
What is she so mad about?

764
00:15:06,552 --> 00:15:08,804
I'm sorry to involve you

765
00:15:06,552 --> 00:15:08,804
in this feud.

766
00:15:08,804 --> 00:15:09,930
It's okay.

767
00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:11,516
I'm actually starting to see

768
00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:11,516
your side of this.

769
00:15:11,516 --> 00:15:12,808
Thank you.

770
00:15:12,808 --> 00:15:14,059
As long as

771
00:15:12,808 --> 00:15:14,059
this isn't that thing

772
00:15:14,059 --> 00:15:16,103
where the person gets kidnapped

773
00:15:14,059 --> 00:15:16,103
and then ...

774
00:15:16,103 --> 00:15:19,315
Why am I only now noticing

775
00:15:16,103 --> 00:15:19,315
how beautiful you are?

776
00:15:19,315 --> 00:15:21,484
Ay, Dios mio.

777
00:15:22,652 --> 00:15:24,069
Surprise!

778
00:15:24,069 --> 00:15:25,780
Happy Father's Day!

779
00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:27,031
Wait ...

780
00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:27,031
you guys flew in?

781
00:15:27,031 --> 00:15:30,368
Yeah, I just wanted us

782
00:15:27,031 --> 00:15:30,368
to all be together today.

783
00:15:27,031 --> 00:15:30,368
Aww!

784
00:15:30,368 --> 00:15:32,495
In spite of your thoughtlessness

785
00:15:30,368 --> 00:15:32,495
and insensitivity.

786
00:15:32,495 --> 00:15:33,746
Okay, those mean the same thing,

787
00:15:32,495 --> 00:15:33,746
but okay.

788
00:15:33,746 --> 00:15:35,373
Look, I just want you

789
00:15:33,746 --> 00:15:35,373
to know

790
00:15:35,373 --> 00:15:37,041
I understand

791
00:15:35,373 --> 00:15:37,041
why you took your family's side.

792
00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:38,918
And I am sorry

793
00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:38,918
I put you in that position.

794
00:15:38,918 --> 00:15:40,169
Oh, I appreciate that,

795
00:15:38,918 --> 00:15:40,169
Mitchell.

796
00:15:40,169 --> 00:15:42,713
I'm so sorry

797
00:15:40,169 --> 00:15:42,713
for your loss.

798
00:15:42,713 --> 00:15:44,507
Can I get our gifts

799
00:15:42,713 --> 00:15:44,507
out of the car?

800
00:15:44,507 --> 00:15:46,426
Grams left us all something

801
00:15:44,507 --> 00:15:46,426
in her will ...

802
00:15:46,426 --> 00:15:47,677
even you.

803
00:15:47,677 --> 00:15:49,387
She left me something!

804
00:15:47,677 --> 00:15:49,387
Aww.

805
00:15:49,387 --> 00:15:51,306
Even though

806
00:15:49,387 --> 00:15:51,306
you're stubborn and pigheaded.

807
00:15:51,306 --> 00:15:52,932
Okay, again ...

808
00:15:51,306 --> 00:15:52,932
Oh...

809
00:15:55,435 --> 00:15:56,852
Manny's here.

810
00:15:56,852 --> 00:15:57,853
I had to

811
00:15:56,852 --> 00:15:57,853
bring him back.

812
00:15:57,853 --> 00:16:00,231
He was driving me crazy

813
00:15:57,853 --> 00:16:00,231
with his googly eyes.

814
00:16:00,231 --> 00:16:02,149
My eyes are but lifeless orbs

815
00:16:00,231 --> 00:16:02,149
compared to ...

816
00:16:02,149 --> 00:16:03,568
Yeah,

817
00:16:02,149 --> 00:16:03,568
go get me a beer.

818
00:16:03,568 --> 00:16:05,528
How dare you take

819
00:16:03,568 --> 00:16:05,528
my son.

820
00:16:05,528 --> 00:16:07,405
How dare you take

821
00:16:05,528 --> 00:16:07,405
my business model.

822
00:16:07,405 --> 00:16:09,324
Guys, we have a party going on.

823
00:16:07,405 --> 00:16:09,324
Let's take it over here.

824
00:16:09,324 --> 00:16:11,951
Now, Gloria,

825
00:16:09,324 --> 00:16:11,951
you have admitted yourself

826
00:16:11,951 --> 00:16:13,160
that you have a history

827
00:16:11,951 --> 00:16:13,160
of stealing things

828
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,079
from this one here.

829
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,079
Oh, here we go.

830
00:16:15,079 --> 00:16:16,622
Sonia's perfect,

831
00:16:16,622 --> 00:16:18,291
and Gloria can't do

832
00:16:16,622 --> 00:16:18,291
anything right!

833
00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:19,917
You sound

834
00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:19,917
just like my father!

835
00:16:19,917 --> 00:16:21,085
Hold on.

836
00:16:21,085 --> 00:16:22,127
Are you saying

837
00:16:21,085 --> 00:16:22,127
that all this

838
00:16:22,127 --> 00:16:24,297
is about some weird competition

839
00:16:22,127 --> 00:16:24,297
over your father?

840
00:16:24,297 --> 00:16:26,924
This is why you sabotage

841
00:16:24,297 --> 00:16:26,924
my whole life?

842
00:16:26,924 --> 00:16:28,676
Because

843
00:16:26,924 --> 00:16:28,676
Papá loved me more?

844
00:16:28,676 --> 00:16:30,261
Don't love that.

845
00:16:31,262 --> 00:16:32,972
Oh, my God.

846
00:16:31,262 --> 00:16:32,972
I guess so.

847
00:16:32,972 --> 00:16:34,390
I can't believe it.

848
00:16:34,390 --> 00:16:36,559
You are jealous of me.

849
00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:38,311
Just in that one area.

850
00:16:38,311 --> 00:16:41,481
But I shouldn't treat you badly

851
00:16:38,311 --> 00:16:41,481
because Papá choose you.

852
00:16:41,481 --> 00:16:43,733
It must have been hard

853
00:16:41,481 --> 00:16:43,733
for a little girl.

854
00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:46,402
When you lose a love like that

855
00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:46,402
at such a young age,

856
00:16:46,402 --> 00:16:49,322
you spend the rest of your life

857
00:16:46,402 --> 00:16:49,322
trying to replace it.

858
00:16:49,322 --> 00:16:50,323
Okay.

859
00:16:51,699 --> 00:16:54,827
Listen, if you want

860
00:16:51,699 --> 00:16:54,827
the hot-sauce business,

861
00:16:54,827 --> 00:16:55,953
take it ... it's yours.

862
00:16:55,953 --> 00:16:58,289
No, no.

863
00:16:55,953 --> 00:16:58,289
Your jealousy is all I need.

864
00:16:58,289 --> 00:17:01,751
I want to give you something

865
00:16:58,289 --> 00:17:01,751
that is very precious to me.

866
00:17:01,751 --> 00:17:02,668
Not Manny.

867
00:17:02,668 --> 00:17:04,837
It's something

868
00:17:02,668 --> 00:17:04,837
that I should have given you

869
00:17:04,837 --> 00:17:05,671
a long time ago

870
00:17:05,671 --> 00:17:08,674
that is gonna keep you close

871
00:17:05,671 --> 00:17:08,674
to Papá forever.

872
00:17:08,674 --> 00:17:09,967
Come.

873
00:17:11,719 --> 00:17:14,680
Oh! Lily, we were gonna open

874
00:17:11,719 --> 00:17:14,680
Grams' gifts together!

875
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,641
I couldn't wait.

876
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,641
Grams left you a watch.

877
00:17:16,641 --> 00:17:18,559
Oh!

878
00:17:16,641 --> 00:17:18,559
The note says,

879
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,895
"Your grandpa tore it right

880
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,895
off of a dead kraut's wrist."

881
00:17:20,895 --> 00:17:22,813
Oh, that's so sweet!

882
00:17:22,813 --> 00:17:24,023
And I got these.

883
00:17:25,483 --> 00:17:27,985
"Enjoy all my old lipstick,

884
00:17:25,483 --> 00:17:27,985
you big sissy."

885
00:17:27,985 --> 00:17:29,987
Why did she call me

886
00:17:27,985 --> 00:17:29,987
a sissy?

887
00:17:29,987 --> 00:17:31,155
I ...

888
00:17:29,987 --> 00:17:31,155
She doesn't ...

889
00:17:31,155 --> 00:17:33,073
Oh! We're opening

890
00:17:31,155 --> 00:17:33,073
Grams' gifts, huh?

891
00:17:33,073 --> 00:17:34,492
This must be yours.

892
00:17:33,073 --> 00:17:34,492
Okay.

893
00:17:34,492 --> 00:17:36,411
Let ... You know,

894
00:17:34,492 --> 00:17:36,411
we can do this later.

895
00:17:36,411 --> 00:17:37,328
You opened yours.

896
00:17:37,328 --> 00:17:38,621
Okay.

897
00:17:38,621 --> 00:17:40,248
"When Cam

898
00:17:38,621 --> 00:17:40,248
first brought you here,

899
00:17:40,248 --> 00:17:41,957
I thought

900
00:17:40,248 --> 00:17:41,957
I'd never get used to you.

901
00:17:41,957 --> 00:17:44,585
I was raised

902
00:17:41,957 --> 00:17:44,585
to hate your kind.

903
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:47,129
But seeing how happy

904
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:47,129
you make my grandson,

905
00:17:47,129 --> 00:17:50,383
I... couldn't help

906
00:17:47,129 --> 00:17:50,383
but come to care for you."

907
00:17:50,383 --> 00:17:53,010
Cam.

908
00:17:50,383 --> 00:17:53,010
I was wrong about her.

909
00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:54,262
Yes. You were.

910
00:17:54,262 --> 00:17:55,638
Now, let's put this

911
00:17:54,262 --> 00:17:55,638
someplace safe.

912
00:17:55,638 --> 00:17:56,514
No, no, wait.

913
00:17:55,638 --> 00:17:56,514
There's more. There's more.

914
00:17:56,514 --> 00:18:01,060
"Who else but you should inherit

915
00:17:56,514 --> 00:18:01,060
my beloved Oriental fan?

916
00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:03,145
I hope it don't make you

917
00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:03,145
homesick."

918
00:18:03,145 --> 00:18:04,855
She said

919
00:18:03,145 --> 00:18:04,855
I was gonna get that fan.

920
00:18:04,855 --> 00:18:07,233
Well, you know, she did get

921
00:18:04,855 --> 00:18:07,233
very stupid near the end.

922
00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:09,068
Okay, well,

923
00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:09,068
gift time seems to be over.

924
00:18:09,068 --> 00:18:11,111
Okay, Cam. This is

925
00:18:09,068 --> 00:18:11,111
Lily's gift, isn't it?

926
00:18:11,111 --> 00:18:12,112
No.

927
00:18:12,112 --> 00:18:15,325
Oh! So you're

928
00:18:12,112 --> 00:18:15,325
the big sissy!

929
00:18:15,325 --> 00:18:17,660
Here.

930
00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:19,662
Her lipsticks!

931
00:18:19,662 --> 00:18:22,665
Oh. I suppose you're gonna

932
00:18:19,662 --> 00:18:22,665
read into this, too.

933
00:18:23,666 --> 00:18:26,419
Wow, those sausages

934
00:18:23,666 --> 00:18:26,419
smell fantastic!

935
00:18:27,753 --> 00:18:28,879
You all right, Dad?

936
00:18:28,879 --> 00:18:31,341
Yeah, I guess

937
00:18:28,879 --> 00:18:31,341
I could say a few words.

938
00:18:31,341 --> 00:18:35,886
I appreciate you guys honoring

939
00:18:31,341 --> 00:18:35,886
me on this great holiday.

940
00:18:35,886 --> 00:18:37,388
But I'm not

941
00:18:35,886 --> 00:18:37,388
the only dad here.

942
00:18:40,057 --> 00:18:42,352
You three lucked out a little

943
00:18:40,057 --> 00:18:42,352
bit in that department, right?

944
00:18:42,352 --> 00:18:43,353
We sure did.

945
00:18:43,353 --> 00:18:44,270
Eh...

946
00:18:43,353 --> 00:18:44,270
Well...

947
00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:46,814
Best job I ever had.

948
00:18:46,814 --> 00:18:48,441
Raising

949
00:18:46,814 --> 00:18:48,441
two dynamite ladies

950
00:18:48,441 --> 00:18:52,194
and the... best buddy

951
00:18:48,441 --> 00:18:52,194
a guy could ever ask for.

952
00:18:52,194 --> 00:18:54,071
Oh, what is with this?

953
00:18:54,071 --> 00:18:55,323
No crazy bread this year?

954
00:18:54,071 --> 00:18:55,323
Yeah!

955
00:18:55,323 --> 00:18:56,907
We stayed in New York

956
00:18:55,323 --> 00:18:56,907
for five more days.

957
00:18:56,907 --> 00:18:58,200
And I saw David Blaine

958
00:18:56,907 --> 00:18:58,200
in jello,

959
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,286
and I've been dying to tell you,

960
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,286
but they wouldn't let me!

961
00:19:00,286 --> 00:19:01,412
You're a disgrace.

962
00:19:01,412 --> 00:19:02,830
Oh, my God!

963
00:19:01,412 --> 00:19:02,830
Your mother and I ...

964
00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:04,582
Are furious!

965
00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:04,582
Furious!

966
00:19:04,582 --> 00:19:05,916
You were in New York

967
00:19:04,582 --> 00:19:05,916
this whole time,

968
00:19:05,916 --> 00:19:07,042
and you didn't

969
00:19:05,916 --> 00:19:07,042
say anything ...

970
00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:08,836
Now, I don't know

971
00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:08,836
what can of worms this is,

972
00:19:08,836 --> 00:19:10,463
but I know

973
00:19:08,836 --> 00:19:10,463
this is my day,

974
00:19:10,463 --> 00:19:11,881
and I want you

975
00:19:10,463 --> 00:19:11,881
to calm down.

976
00:19:13,799 --> 00:19:15,801
Is that a phone

977
00:19:13,799 --> 00:19:15,801
in your pocket?

978
00:19:15,801 --> 00:19:17,262
That's my phone.

979
00:19:17,262 --> 00:19:19,472
I've been looking for this

980
00:19:17,262 --> 00:19:19,472
since yesterday.

981
00:19:19,472 --> 00:19:21,015
I steal now.

982
00:19:22,308 --> 00:19:23,434
Phil,

983
00:19:22,308 --> 00:19:23,434
did you text me?

984
00:19:23,434 --> 00:19:24,394
Oh, yeah, um,

985
00:19:24,394 --> 00:19:25,603
Claire asked me

986
00:19:24,394 --> 00:19:25,603
to send you a picture

987
00:19:25,603 --> 00:19:27,313
of the closet

988
00:19:25,603 --> 00:19:27,313
in our New York hotel.

989
00:19:27,313 --> 00:19:29,774
Oh, my God!

990
00:19:27,313 --> 00:19:29,774
Is this you naked?

991
00:19:27,313 --> 00:19:29,774
What?

992
00:19:29,774 --> 00:19:31,484
Why?

993
00:19:31,484 --> 00:19:33,193
Honey, will you send my dad

994
00:19:31,484 --> 00:19:33,193
a picture of that closet

995
00:19:33,193 --> 00:19:34,194
before I forget?

996
00:19:38,241 --> 00:19:39,575
Oh! No.

997
00:19:38,241 --> 00:19:39,575
Mnh-mnh.

998
00:19:39,575 --> 00:19:40,826
Hey.

999
00:19:39,575 --> 00:19:40,826
What's all the ...

1000
00:19:40,826 --> 00:19:42,036
O... kay.

1001
00:19:40,826 --> 00:19:42,036
No, thanks.

1002
00:19:42,036 --> 00:19:44,289
I already have confusing

1003
00:19:42,036 --> 00:19:44,289
feelings for one relative.

1004
00:19:44,289 --> 00:19:47,124
All... right.

1005
00:19:44,289 --> 00:19:47,124
Can this just be done now?

1006
00:19:47,124 --> 00:19:48,501
How did you even ...

1007
00:19:48,501 --> 00:19:50,920
Wait a minute. It is raining

1008
00:19:48,501 --> 00:19:50,920
in the background.

1009
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,630
But it didn't rain

1010
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,630
while we were all there.

1011
00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:54,382
It only rained in New York

1012
00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:54,382
yesterday.

1013
00:19:54,382 --> 00:19:55,841
Oh, my God! You stayed

1014
00:19:54,382 --> 00:19:55,841
in New York without us!

1015
00:19:56,884 --> 00:19:58,135
We're liars!

1016
00:19:58,135 --> 00:19:59,387
I'm so sorry.

1017
00:19:59,387 --> 00:20:01,806
No, it's my fault.

1018
00:19:59,387 --> 00:20:01,806
I ... I kept the lie going.

1019
00:20:01,806 --> 00:20:03,516
Okay, are we really

1020
00:20:01,806 --> 00:20:03,516
glossing over the fact

1021
00:20:03,516 --> 00:20:04,767
that I figured

1022
00:20:03,516 --> 00:20:04,767
something out?

1023
00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:06,185
I'll tell you what else

1024
00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:06,185
we're glossing over ...

1025
00:20:06,185 --> 00:20:08,438
how bad you all are

1026
00:20:06,185 --> 00:20:08,438
at Father's Day.

1027
00:20:08,438 --> 00:20:10,565
I've got one son

1028
00:20:08,438 --> 00:20:10,565
who's a kleptomaniac,

1029
00:20:10,565 --> 00:20:12,317
the other who's in love

1030
00:20:10,565 --> 00:20:12,317
with his own aunt ...

1031
00:20:12,317 --> 00:20:14,109
creepy

1032
00:20:12,317 --> 00:20:14,109
even by your standards ...

1033
00:20:14,109 --> 00:20:16,529
and a daughter

1034
00:20:14,109 --> 00:20:16,529
who I was forced to see naked

1035
00:20:16,529 --> 00:20:17,655
as the day

1036
00:20:16,529 --> 00:20:17,655
she was born.

1037
00:20:17,655 --> 00:20:20,450
Come on, Cam.

1038
00:20:17,655 --> 00:20:20,450
Kiss me like the sissy I am!

1039
00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:21,992
- Right on cue.

1040
00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:21,992
- Oh, God.

1041
00:20:21,992 --> 00:20:23,202
Happy Father's Day to me.

1042
00:20:23,202 --> 00:20:25,079
Icing on the cake ...

1043
00:20:23,202 --> 00:20:25,079
I just found out

1044
00:20:25,079 --> 00:20:27,665
my own wife

1045
00:20:25,079 --> 00:20:27,665
has major daddy issues.

1046
00:20:27,665 --> 00:20:30,293
Makes me wonder if that's

1047
00:20:27,665 --> 00:20:30,293
the whole reason she's with me.

1048
00:20:30,293 --> 00:20:31,627
Dad, come on.

1049
00:20:31,627 --> 00:20:33,421
We may have

1050
00:20:31,627 --> 00:20:33,421
ruined your day, yes,

1051
00:20:33,421 --> 00:20:34,755
but now

1052
00:20:33,421 --> 00:20:34,755
you're just spiraling.

1053
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:37,300
I mean, every relationship

1054
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:37,300
has its issues,

1055
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:39,302
and Gloria adores you!

1056
00:20:39,302 --> 00:20:40,511
Take the win.

1057
00:20:40,511 --> 00:20:41,971
You think?

1058
00:20:41,971 --> 00:20:43,764
Papá was so handsome.

1059
00:20:45,015 --> 00:20:47,852
Yes!

1060
00:20:45,015 --> 00:20:47,852
Yes.

1061
00:20:45,015 --> 00:20:47,852
Yes.

1062
00:20:45,015 --> 00:20:47,852
Yes!

1063
00:20:50,104 --> 00:20:51,939
All right!

1064
00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:56,486
You each have a sausage

1065
00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:56,486
on your plate

1066
00:20:56,486 --> 00:20:58,946
I selected based on

1067
00:20:56,486 --> 00:20:58,946
your individual personality

1068
00:20:58,946 --> 00:20:59,864
and temperaments.

1069
00:20:59,864 --> 00:21:01,532
Is this blood sausage?

1070
00:20:59,864 --> 00:21:01,532
Because mine's pink.

1071
00:21:01,532 --> 00:21:02,575
Oh, my mine's pink, t...

1072
00:21:02,575 --> 00:21:04,118
Oh. Very funny, Dad.

1073
00:21:04,118 --> 00:21:05,536
Now take a bite

1074
00:21:04,118 --> 00:21:05,536
of bread,

1075
00:21:05,536 --> 00:21:07,580
a sip of water

1076
00:21:05,536 --> 00:21:07,580
to cleanse the palate.

1077
00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:09,290
Mine smells spicy.

1078
00:21:09,290 --> 00:21:11,959
Show of hands. Who heard me say

1079
00:21:09,290 --> 00:21:11,959
"Smell your sausage"?

1080
00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:13,544
The box said these pigs

1081
00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:13,544
were massaged daily,

1082
00:21:13,544 --> 00:21:16,213
then killed from behind

1083
00:21:13,544 --> 00:21:16,213
to keep the panic hormone

1084
00:21:13,544 --> 00:21:16,213
from tainting the meat.

1085
00:21:16,213 --> 00:21:18,799
They were murdered

1086
00:21:16,213 --> 00:21:18,799
from behind?

1087
00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:20,468
The three things I want you

1088
00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:20,468
to pay attention to

1089
00:21:20,468 --> 00:21:22,052
are bouquet, texture,

1090
00:21:20,468 --> 00:21:22,052
and finish.

1091
00:21:22,052 --> 00:21:23,053
You may begin.

1092
00:21:24,347 --> 00:21:25,431
Can I have

1093
00:21:24,347 --> 00:21:25,431
some ketchup?

1094
00:21:25,431 --> 00:21:26,682
We're done here.

1095
00:21:30,311 --> 00:21:33,314
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