1 00:00:02,368 --> 00:00:06,581 Oh! Oh. 2 00:00:02,368 --> 00:00:06,581 Good morn-ing. 3 00:00:06,581 --> 00:00:09,334 Hmm. 4 00:00:06,581 --> 00:00:09,334 Oh. 5 00:00:09,334 --> 00:00:11,001 How did I spend 6 00:00:09,334 --> 00:00:11,001 my summer vacation? 7 00:00:11,001 --> 00:00:12,503 I got over my breakup 8 00:00:11,001 --> 00:00:12,503 with Andy. 9 00:00:12,503 --> 00:00:14,464 I got a job 10 00:00:12,503 --> 00:00:14,464 at Grandpa's country club. 11 00:00:14,464 --> 00:00:16,341 I got mono. 12 00:00:14,464 --> 00:00:16,341 Too close! 13 00:00:16,341 --> 00:00:18,468 Put your mask on! 14 00:00:18,468 --> 00:00:20,845 No one misses two weeks 15 00:00:18,468 --> 00:00:20,845 at Caltech and catches up. 16 00:00:20,845 --> 00:00:22,347 What am I gonna do? 17 00:00:22,347 --> 00:00:23,598 Well, honey, 18 00:00:22,347 --> 00:00:23,598 I think you need to focus 19 00:00:23,598 --> 00:00:25,182 on getting 20 00:00:23,598 --> 00:00:25,182 a little bit stronger, 21 00:00:25,182 --> 00:00:28,060 a little bit healthier 22 00:00:25,182 --> 00:00:28,060 and just a little farther. 23 00:00:28,060 --> 00:00:29,854 How do nerds 24 00:00:28,060 --> 00:00:29,854 even get mono? 25 00:00:29,854 --> 00:00:31,939 Did you all practice 26 00:00:29,854 --> 00:00:31,939 by kissing the same pillow? 27 00:00:31,939 --> 00:00:34,024 Shouldn't you be at work 28 00:00:31,939 --> 00:00:34,024 by now? 29 00:00:34,024 --> 00:00:35,485 I got fired. 30 00:00:35,485 --> 00:00:37,570 My plan was to hide it from my 31 00:00:35,485 --> 00:00:37,570 parents until I got a new job, 32 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:39,071 but with smarty-pants Alex home, 33 00:00:39,071 --> 00:00:41,741 I had to be more careful, or 34 00:00:39,071 --> 00:00:41,741 she was going to figure it out. 35 00:00:41,741 --> 00:00:44,910 Her being super-sick is coming 36 00:00:41,741 --> 00:00:44,910 at a really bad time for me. 37 00:00:44,910 --> 00:00:47,413 You got in late 38 00:00:44,910 --> 00:00:47,413 last night, huh? 39 00:00:47,413 --> 00:00:48,706 Yeah. It was payday, 40 00:00:48,706 --> 00:00:50,583 and a game of craps 41 00:00:48,706 --> 00:00:50,583 broke out in the kitchen. 42 00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:53,085 See this watch? 43 00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:53,085 Enrique's grandfather's. 44 00:00:53,085 --> 00:00:55,755 You're giving it back, and 45 00:00:53,085 --> 00:00:55,755 remember, the second that job 46 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:57,507 interferes with your grades, 47 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:57,507 you're done. 48 00:00:57,507 --> 00:00:58,841 Did you finish 49 00:00:57,507 --> 00:00:58,841 your history report? 50 00:00:58,841 --> 00:01:00,760 Just got to dot the I's 51 00:00:58,841 --> 00:01:00,760 and cross the T's... 52 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:03,304 and put in 53 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:03,304 all the other letters. 54 00:01:03,304 --> 00:01:05,055 It's okay, everybody! 55 00:01:05,055 --> 00:01:08,058 I'm alive! 56 00:01:09,310 --> 00:01:13,564 I had a traumatic experience 57 00:01:09,310 --> 00:01:13,564 after an open house. 58 00:01:13,564 --> 00:01:15,941 Have a good one. 59 00:01:31,916 --> 00:01:34,252 Oh, no. 60 00:01:45,388 --> 00:01:49,225 Aaaaaaah. 61 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:57,858 Monday lunch, Monday dinner. 62 00:01:57,858 --> 00:02:02,405 Tuesday 63 00:01:57,858 --> 00:02:02,405 breakfast, Tuesday lunch. 64 00:02:08,578 --> 00:02:10,205 Welcome home. 65 00:02:10,205 --> 00:02:13,208 Open house went great. 66 00:02:10,205 --> 00:02:13,208 Lots of interested buyers. 67 00:02:13,208 --> 00:02:15,960 Fun fact ... Some stranger, 68 00:02:13,208 --> 00:02:15,960 probably a long time ago, 69 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,295 wrote 70 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,295 their last will and testament 71 00:02:17,295 --> 00:02:18,421 right here on your wall. 72 00:02:18,421 --> 00:02:21,299 Trust me on this. 73 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:24,969 Did nobody notice 74 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:24,969 I was gone for 18 hours? 75 00:02:24,969 --> 00:02:26,596 Why aren't you all 76 00:02:24,969 --> 00:02:26,596 making posters? 77 00:02:26,596 --> 00:02:28,180 I figured 78 00:02:26,596 --> 00:02:28,180 you were in your office. 79 00:02:28,180 --> 00:02:29,807 I went to bed 80 00:02:28,180 --> 00:02:29,807 really early last night, 81 00:02:29,807 --> 00:02:32,184 and when I woke up this morning, 82 00:02:29,807 --> 00:02:32,184 I thought you'd gone for a run. 83 00:02:32,184 --> 00:02:34,812 Alex? 84 00:02:32,184 --> 00:02:34,812 I can't believe this! 85 00:02:34,812 --> 00:02:37,815 Well, honey, the important 86 00:02:34,812 --> 00:02:37,815 thing is that you are okay. 87 00:02:37,815 --> 00:02:39,692 Now, I'm very sorry, 88 00:02:37,815 --> 00:02:39,692 but I've got to get to work. 89 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:42,487 We are bidding a big job 90 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:42,487 against my old nemesis, 91 00:02:42,487 --> 00:02:44,530 Closets, Closets, 92 00:02:42,487 --> 00:02:44,530 Closets, Closets. 93 00:02:44,530 --> 00:02:45,948 I'm back in there. 94 00:02:59,712 --> 00:03:01,381 I want to live outside. 95 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:03,674 No, Senor, we're not having 96 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:03,674 that argument anymore. 97 00:03:03,674 --> 00:03:05,218 Mowgli lives outside. 98 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:07,428 Is Mowgli 99 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:07,428 that dirty kid at his preschool 100 00:03:07,428 --> 00:03:09,889 whose parents drive the car 101 00:03:07,428 --> 00:03:09,889 that runs on French fry oil? 102 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:12,892 No. It's that dirty kid that 103 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:12,892 runs around The Jungle Book. 104 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:14,602 Jay, tell him he can't. 105 00:03:14,602 --> 00:03:17,563 First time I saw Tarzan, 106 00:03:14,602 --> 00:03:17,563 I wanted to live outside. 107 00:03:17,563 --> 00:03:20,525 Dad said fine. I walked 108 00:03:17,563 --> 00:03:20,525 in the woods, met a hobo. 109 00:03:20,525 --> 00:03:22,693 Taught me how to open a can 110 00:03:20,525 --> 00:03:22,693 with a bird's beak. 111 00:03:22,693 --> 00:03:24,612 That story's not helping! 112 00:03:24,612 --> 00:03:25,738 I'm doing it. 113 00:03:25,738 --> 00:03:27,156 No! Jay! 114 00:03:27,156 --> 00:03:28,491 Of course not. 115 00:03:28,491 --> 00:03:30,159 Why learn self-reliance 116 00:03:28,491 --> 00:03:30,159 when the industrial machine 117 00:03:30,159 --> 00:03:31,911 depends 118 00:03:30,159 --> 00:03:31,911 on constant consumption? 119 00:03:31,911 --> 00:03:34,121 No eggs for me. 120 00:03:31,911 --> 00:03:34,121 I'll be having porridge. 121 00:03:34,121 --> 00:03:36,040 Are you really 122 00:03:34,121 --> 00:03:36,040 still doing this? 123 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:39,084 Over the summer, I went to a 124 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:39,084 wedding in Juárez and met Frida, 125 00:03:39,084 --> 00:03:40,753 this amazing girl 126 00:03:39,084 --> 00:03:40,753 who enlightened me 127 00:03:40,753 --> 00:03:43,298 to how Communism 128 00:03:40,753 --> 00:03:43,298 can rid the world of injustice. 129 00:03:43,298 --> 00:03:46,426 Mm. 130 00:03:43,298 --> 00:03:46,426 What a beautiful reception. 131 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:48,093 Yeah. 132 00:03:48,093 --> 00:03:50,430 Oh, right. 133 00:03:48,093 --> 00:03:50,430 That's a bad thing. 134 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:52,598 I live simply now, 135 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:52,598 and it's good for me. 136 00:03:52,598 --> 00:03:55,810 Might it also help my chance 137 00:03:52,598 --> 00:03:55,810 of kissing her one day? Yes. 138 00:03:55,810 --> 00:03:57,603 And if that requires 139 00:03:55,810 --> 00:03:57,603 living in a world 140 00:03:57,603 --> 00:04:00,481 where the government 141 00:03:57,603 --> 00:04:00,481 chooses all our songs, so be it. 142 00:04:00,481 --> 00:04:01,691 I'm gonna take a coffee 143 00:04:01,691 --> 00:04:03,401 to the guy putting up 144 00:04:01,691 --> 00:04:03,401 the security cameras. 145 00:04:03,401 --> 00:04:06,195 It's not coffee the laborers 146 00:04:03,401 --> 00:04:06,195 need, Jay. It's dignity. 147 00:04:06,195 --> 00:04:07,363 And I'm going to fight 148 00:04:06,195 --> 00:04:07,363 for that 149 00:04:07,363 --> 00:04:09,490 until my fingers are raw 150 00:04:07,363 --> 00:04:09,490 and my back is bent. 151 00:04:09,490 --> 00:04:11,742 Six months ago, we took you 152 00:04:09,490 --> 00:04:11,742 to the dermatologist 153 00:04:11,742 --> 00:04:13,828 for taking 154 00:04:11,742 --> 00:04:13,828 too many bubble baths. 155 00:04:15,246 --> 00:04:16,372 Brought you this. 156 00:04:16,372 --> 00:04:18,208 Oh, thanks. 157 00:04:16,372 --> 00:04:18,208 Almost done here. 158 00:04:18,208 --> 00:04:19,584 Take your time. 159 00:04:19,584 --> 00:04:21,502 Important thing is... 160 00:04:24,171 --> 00:04:25,381 Oh, no. 161 00:04:25,381 --> 00:04:26,757 Guess what. 162 00:04:26,757 --> 00:04:28,676 A black family's moving in 163 00:04:26,757 --> 00:04:28,676 right across the street 164 00:04:28,676 --> 00:04:30,845 the same day my security 165 00:04:28,676 --> 00:04:30,845 cameras are going up. 166 00:04:30,845 --> 00:04:32,388 Well, what am I 167 00:04:30,845 --> 00:04:32,388 supposed to do? 168 00:04:32,388 --> 00:04:33,848 I made the appointment 169 00:04:32,388 --> 00:04:33,848 weeks ago 170 00:04:33,848 --> 00:04:35,766 right after the break-in 171 00:04:33,848 --> 00:04:35,766 down the street. 172 00:04:35,766 --> 00:04:38,102 But they'll think I made 173 00:04:35,766 --> 00:04:38,102 the call the minute I saw them 174 00:04:38,102 --> 00:04:39,854 because 175 00:04:38,102 --> 00:04:39,854 I'm a racist old man. 176 00:04:39,854 --> 00:04:42,523 Why would the neighbors just 177 00:04:39,854 --> 00:04:42,523 assume that you're a racist? 178 00:04:42,523 --> 00:04:44,149 Gloria, Gloria, Gloria. 179 00:04:44,149 --> 00:04:48,028 You'll never understand the 180 00:04:44,149 --> 00:04:48,028 stereotypes old white men face. 181 00:04:48,028 --> 00:04:50,448 Goal! 182 00:04:50,448 --> 00:04:51,741 Nice shot, Tom. 183 00:04:51,741 --> 00:04:53,201 Do you want to play with us? 184 00:04:53,201 --> 00:04:54,869 You know, I'm off 185 00:04:53,201 --> 00:04:54,869 contact sports right now. 186 00:04:54,869 --> 00:04:56,704 I twisted my ankle 187 00:04:54,869 --> 00:04:56,704 playing running charades, 188 00:04:56,704 --> 00:04:59,123 but you two should get ready 189 00:04:56,704 --> 00:04:59,123 for dance class. 190 00:04:59,123 --> 00:05:01,459 Okay, go. 191 00:04:59,123 --> 00:05:01,459 Go, go, go! 192 00:05:01,459 --> 00:05:03,753 - Hi. 193 00:05:01,459 --> 00:05:03,753 - Hi. 194 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:06,756 Okay, why do you 195 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:06,756 look so satisfied? 196 00:05:06,756 --> 00:05:08,048 Did you just listen 197 00:05:06,756 --> 00:05:08,048 to an NPR story 198 00:05:08,048 --> 00:05:09,300 that proved you right 199 00:05:08,048 --> 00:05:09,300 about something? 200 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:10,801 No, no, but you know Tom, 201 00:05:10,801 --> 00:05:12,262 the friend 202 00:05:10,801 --> 00:05:12,262 that Lily's playing with? 203 00:05:12,262 --> 00:05:14,430 Well, I know of him. We haven't 204 00:05:12,262 --> 00:05:14,430 formally been introduced. 205 00:05:14,430 --> 00:05:18,976 Well, it turns out that Tom 206 00:05:14,430 --> 00:05:18,976 used to identify as... Tina. 207 00:05:18,976 --> 00:05:21,061 Oh, I wish 208 00:05:18,976 --> 00:05:21,061 you wouldn't have told me. 209 00:05:21,061 --> 00:05:23,648 You know how proud I am 210 00:05:21,061 --> 00:05:23,648 of my gender identificadar. 211 00:05:23,648 --> 00:05:25,900 Well, Tom's been having 212 00:05:23,648 --> 00:05:25,900 some problems at school, 213 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:28,486 and ... and Lily has been 214 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:28,486 really respectful of him. 215 00:05:28,486 --> 00:05:30,195 Oh, she is so sweet. 216 00:05:30,195 --> 00:05:31,406 She really is. 217 00:05:31,406 --> 00:05:33,198 She gets all the credit 218 00:05:31,406 --> 00:05:33,198 on this one. 219 00:05:33,198 --> 00:05:34,992 Uh-huh. 220 00:05:34,992 --> 00:05:37,703 This so doesn't matter. 221 00:05:37,703 --> 00:05:39,497 We raised her 222 00:05:37,703 --> 00:05:39,497 to have an open mind. 223 00:05:39,497 --> 00:05:41,916 Totally. 224 00:05:39,497 --> 00:05:41,916 We deserve some kudos here, too. 225 00:05:41,916 --> 00:05:43,501 There's enough kudos 226 00:05:41,916 --> 00:05:43,501 for everyone. 227 00:05:43,501 --> 00:05:45,295 You know, a kudo would be 228 00:05:43,501 --> 00:05:45,295 an excellent name 229 00:05:45,295 --> 00:05:46,379 for a parenting award. 230 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,339 Oh, thank you, Gwyneth. 231 00:05:48,339 --> 00:05:52,552 Lily, if you're still watching, 232 00:05:48,339 --> 00:05:52,552 go to bed. 233 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:54,637 Get out of here, you weirdo! 234 00:06:02,270 --> 00:06:04,522 Part of being the boss 235 00:06:02,270 --> 00:06:04,522 is being a bummer. 236 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:12,863 It was hard at first, 237 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:12,863 but I've learned to accept it... 238 00:06:12,863 --> 00:06:14,156 mostly. 239 00:06:14,156 --> 00:06:17,743 It's really been ... Oh. 240 00:06:17,743 --> 00:06:20,079 Margaret, 241 00:06:17,743 --> 00:06:20,079 you knew I was in here. 242 00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:22,415 Sorry. 243 00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:22,415 I just had some messages. 244 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:24,166 Uh-huh. 245 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:24,166 Luke's guidance counselor ... 246 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:26,377 Luke fell asleep 247 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:26,377 in class again. 248 00:06:26,377 --> 00:06:28,463 Haley's car payment is late. 249 00:06:28,463 --> 00:06:29,839 And the credit-card company. 250 00:06:29,839 --> 00:06:31,424 Phil made a large purchase 251 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:35,636 on a Tibetan website 252 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:35,636 called CopingCandles.com. 253 00:06:35,636 --> 00:06:37,305 Tell the creative team 254 00:06:35,636 --> 00:06:37,305 to get their giggles out. 255 00:06:37,305 --> 00:06:38,848 I'll be ready for them 256 00:06:37,305 --> 00:06:38,848 in 10. 257 00:06:38,848 --> 00:06:41,141 But when you've been the bummer 258 00:06:38,848 --> 00:06:41,141 all day at work, 259 00:06:41,141 --> 00:06:44,687 you don't love having to be 260 00:06:41,141 --> 00:06:44,687 the bummer at home, too. 261 00:06:44,687 --> 00:06:47,523 Hi, honey. Is your brother 262 00:06:44,687 --> 00:06:47,523 around? I need to yell at him. 263 00:06:47,523 --> 00:06:48,733 Of course he's around. 264 00:06:48,733 --> 00:06:50,109 Why would 265 00:06:48,733 --> 00:06:50,109 he leave me in peace 266 00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:51,694 to do some work 267 00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:51,694 at the kitchen table 268 00:06:51,694 --> 00:06:53,195 when he could 269 00:06:51,694 --> 00:06:53,195 just barge in and ... 270 00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:54,697 Luke! Game down! 271 00:06:54,697 --> 00:06:55,948 This is your senior year, 272 00:06:55,948 --> 00:06:57,867 also known 273 00:06:55,948 --> 00:06:57,867 as your last year to not suck. 274 00:06:57,867 --> 00:07:00,995 Honey. 275 00:06:57,867 --> 00:07:00,995 Dad, you hit 276 00:06:57,867 --> 00:07:00,995 "place order" once, 277 00:07:00,995 --> 00:07:02,747 and then you wait 278 00:07:00,995 --> 00:07:02,747 for the confirmation. 279 00:07:02,747 --> 00:07:04,874 I'm sorry. 280 00:07:02,747 --> 00:07:04,874 Don't be sorry! Be smart! 281 00:07:04,874 --> 00:07:06,626 That angry screeching 282 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:09,420 was the sweet sound 283 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:09,420 of my new home bummer. 284 00:07:09,420 --> 00:07:11,672 I'm just so tired 285 00:07:09,420 --> 00:07:11,672 and in pain and irritable. 286 00:07:11,672 --> 00:07:13,841 It just makes me so mad 287 00:07:11,672 --> 00:07:13,841 at everyone. 288 00:07:13,841 --> 00:07:16,302 Sorry for yelling, Mom. 289 00:07:13,841 --> 00:07:16,302 Why were you calling again? 290 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:18,137 I forgot. 291 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:21,015 Damn it, Mom! 292 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:21,015 Write it down next time! 293 00:07:21,015 --> 00:07:24,310 All right. 294 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:26,103 Here we are. 295 00:07:26,103 --> 00:07:28,606 Okay. Don't forget to give 296 00:07:26,103 --> 00:07:28,606 Funkmaster Linda her check 297 00:07:28,606 --> 00:07:29,899 for today's class. 298 00:07:29,899 --> 00:07:31,276 Bye, Tom. 299 00:07:29,899 --> 00:07:31,276 Bye, Tom. 300 00:07:31,276 --> 00:07:33,193 Hey, Lily. 301 00:07:31,276 --> 00:07:33,193 Can you hang back a second? 302 00:07:33,193 --> 00:07:36,113 I shouldn't. Linda says 303 00:07:33,193 --> 00:07:36,113 being late is wiggity-wack. 304 00:07:36,113 --> 00:07:38,658 We just want to know 305 00:07:36,113 --> 00:07:38,658 why you called Tom a weirdo 306 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:39,909 back at the house. 307 00:07:39,909 --> 00:07:40,951 I don't know. 308 00:07:40,951 --> 00:07:42,119 Okay, well, 309 00:07:40,951 --> 00:07:42,119 we don't make fun 310 00:07:42,119 --> 00:07:43,454 of people 311 00:07:42,119 --> 00:07:43,454 who are different, okay? 312 00:07:43,454 --> 00:07:45,665 You know how hard it was 313 00:07:43,454 --> 00:07:45,665 for Daddy and me? 314 00:07:43,454 --> 00:07:45,665 Yeah. 315 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:47,375 Growing up in Missouri, 316 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:47,375 I was so mistreated 317 00:07:47,375 --> 00:07:48,959 that one of my best friends 318 00:07:47,375 --> 00:07:48,959 was an old scarecrow 319 00:07:48,959 --> 00:07:50,085 I found in the creek. 320 00:07:50,085 --> 00:07:51,712 Some of your stories 321 00:07:50,085 --> 00:07:51,712 would be more impactful 322 00:07:51,712 --> 00:07:52,838 with fewer details. 323 00:07:52,838 --> 00:07:54,840 Fine. I won't do it again. 324 00:07:52,838 --> 00:07:54,840 Can I go now? 325 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:57,218 Okay, but ... but 326 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:57,218 do you understand why 327 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:57,218 what you did is wrong? 328 00:07:57,218 --> 00:07:58,761 Yes! 329 00:07:58,761 --> 00:08:01,096 Well, this bothers me. 330 00:08:01,096 --> 00:08:02,932 They're getting along great, 331 00:08:01,096 --> 00:08:02,932 and then one little spat, 332 00:08:02,932 --> 00:08:05,100 and her instinct 333 00:08:02,932 --> 00:08:05,100 is to go all baby bigot on him? 334 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:07,603 Well ... 335 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:07,603 and I say this with love ... 336 00:08:07,603 --> 00:08:09,939 she did just get back 337 00:08:07,603 --> 00:08:09,939 from spending a full summer 338 00:08:09,939 --> 00:08:12,191 with your family 339 00:08:09,939 --> 00:08:12,191 in Missouri. 340 00:08:12,191 --> 00:08:14,444 Oh. So we're blaming 341 00:08:12,191 --> 00:08:14,444 my family, then? 342 00:08:14,444 --> 00:08:17,029 I'm ... I'm just saying maybe 343 00:08:14,444 --> 00:08:17,029 when she gets back from there, 344 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:18,781 she needs to be reminded 345 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:18,781 of our values. 346 00:08:18,781 --> 00:08:20,491 You know ... un-hick her. 347 00:08:20,491 --> 00:08:22,452 Oh, the H-bomb! 348 00:08:22,452 --> 00:08:24,204 Possibly 349 00:08:22,452 --> 00:08:24,204 the most offensive slur 350 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:25,871 ever thrown around 351 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:25,871 in the South. 352 00:08:25,871 --> 00:08:27,415 Well... y... 353 00:08:27,415 --> 00:08:29,083 Look, 354 00:08:27,415 --> 00:08:29,083 I-I love those people, too, 355 00:08:29,083 --> 00:08:30,251 but you did just admit 356 00:08:30,251 --> 00:08:31,961 they can be a little 357 00:08:30,251 --> 00:08:31,961 close-minded down there. 358 00:08:31,961 --> 00:08:34,004 Well, they are a little bit 359 00:08:31,961 --> 00:08:34,004 set in their ways. 360 00:08:34,004 --> 00:08:36,131 It was actually illegal to run 361 00:08:34,004 --> 00:08:36,131 for mayor without a mustache 362 00:08:36,131 --> 00:08:37,633 until 1980. 363 00:08:36,131 --> 00:08:37,633 See? It's ... 364 00:08:37,633 --> 00:08:39,927 And then again 365 00:08:37,633 --> 00:08:39,927 from '82 to '85. 366 00:08:37,633 --> 00:08:39,927 Okay. 367 00:08:41,095 --> 00:08:42,847 Input. 368 00:08:42,847 --> 00:08:45,266 Input! 369 00:08:45,266 --> 00:08:47,518 Please don't throw 370 00:08:45,266 --> 00:08:47,518 the remote again. 371 00:08:47,518 --> 00:08:50,355 Oh, I was just, like, 372 00:08:47,518 --> 00:08:50,355 trying to get signal. 373 00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:53,441 Don't blame me about 374 00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:53,441 breaking the other ones. 375 00:08:53,441 --> 00:08:54,775 One got stepped on, 376 00:08:54,775 --> 00:08:57,528 and the other one 377 00:08:54,775 --> 00:08:57,528 fell down the garbage disposal. 378 00:08:57,528 --> 00:08:58,779 You're not even trying. 379 00:08:58,779 --> 00:09:01,115 Anyways, stop worrying 380 00:08:58,779 --> 00:09:01,115 about the remote control 381 00:09:01,115 --> 00:09:02,658 and worry 382 00:09:01,115 --> 00:09:02,658 about your own dog. 383 00:09:02,658 --> 00:09:04,285 She's peeing in the corner. 384 00:09:04,285 --> 00:09:06,621 Maybe if you ever 385 00:09:04,285 --> 00:09:06,621 leave her outside, 386 00:09:06,621 --> 00:09:08,873 she will guard us, 387 00:09:06,621 --> 00:09:08,873 and we wouldn't need cameras. 388 00:09:08,873 --> 00:09:10,875 First of all, Stella's 389 00:09:08,873 --> 00:09:10,875 not peeing in the corner, 390 00:09:10,875 --> 00:09:12,126 because I housebroke her 391 00:09:10,875 --> 00:09:12,126 myself. 392 00:09:12,126 --> 00:09:15,338 Second of all, no dog of mine 393 00:09:12,126 --> 00:09:15,338 should ever have to work. 394 00:09:15,338 --> 00:09:17,131 There he is. 395 00:09:15,338 --> 00:09:17,131 There's my old pal. 396 00:09:17,131 --> 00:09:18,424 Jay. 397 00:09:17,131 --> 00:09:18,424 How you doing, huh? 398 00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:20,175 I'm so glad you called. 399 00:09:20,175 --> 00:09:22,720 I haven't been good about seeing 400 00:09:20,175 --> 00:09:22,720 people since Reynetta left. 401 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:24,722 Did you hear? 402 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:24,722 She started dating my brother! 403 00:09:24,722 --> 00:09:27,558 Listen, it's such a nice day. 404 00:09:24,722 --> 00:09:27,558 Let's go outside. 405 00:09:27,558 --> 00:09:29,018 Isn't your backyard nicer? 406 00:09:29,018 --> 00:09:30,645 Nah. 407 00:09:29,018 --> 00:09:30,645 It's all pool and chairs. 408 00:09:30,645 --> 00:09:32,272 So, how you been, buddy? 409 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,940 I want to tell you everything 410 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,940 is okay so you won't worry, 411 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:37,402 but things have been 412 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:37,402 real bad. 413 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:37,402 You know what might help? 414 00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:39,362 You pop that hat off, you get 415 00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:39,362 a little sun on your face. 416 00:09:39,362 --> 00:09:42,072 Ooh! 417 00:09:39,362 --> 00:09:42,072 The sun is rough on my eyes. 418 00:09:42,072 --> 00:09:45,034 I cry almost every day. 419 00:09:45,034 --> 00:09:47,745 Pretty much, the only time I'm 420 00:09:45,034 --> 00:09:47,745 happy is when I clean my gun. 421 00:09:47,745 --> 00:09:48,954 Yeah, life, huh? 422 00:09:47,745 --> 00:09:48,954 Here, give me a hug. 423 00:09:48,954 --> 00:09:50,080 There you go. 424 00:09:48,954 --> 00:09:50,080 Oh. 425 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,375 There you go. 426 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,375 You're a good friend, Jay. 427 00:09:52,375 --> 00:09:54,835 You got your own problems, 428 00:09:52,375 --> 00:09:54,835 but you're right there for me. 429 00:09:54,835 --> 00:09:57,046 Damn it! 430 00:09:57,046 --> 00:09:59,882 Why do you need them to know 431 00:09:57,046 --> 00:09:59,882 you have a black friend? 432 00:09:59,882 --> 00:10:02,134 I'm putting security cameras in 433 00:09:59,882 --> 00:10:02,134 the same day they move in. 434 00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:05,596 I'm mad about that, 435 00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:05,596 but it feels good to be held. 436 00:10:05,596 --> 00:10:06,597 Come here. 437 00:10:06,597 --> 00:10:08,098 Come here. 438 00:10:09,350 --> 00:10:12,395 Flashbacks, 439 00:10:09,350 --> 00:10:12,395 nightmares, anxiety ... 440 00:10:12,395 --> 00:10:14,104 My imprisonment in the closet 441 00:10:14,104 --> 00:10:16,607 resulted in all the symptoms 442 00:10:14,104 --> 00:10:16,607 of PTSD: 443 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:26,784 My insurance company 444 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:26,784 helped me to find a therapy dog 445 00:10:26,784 --> 00:10:28,244 and agreed to cover everything, 446 00:10:28,244 --> 00:10:30,955 and then they found out 447 00:10:28,244 --> 00:10:30,955 I wasn't in the military. 448 00:10:38,254 --> 00:10:40,923 Oh, boy. 449 00:10:45,010 --> 00:10:50,725 Hey, Alex, honey, could you 450 00:10:45,010 --> 00:10:50,725 help me reset the router? 451 00:10:56,063 --> 00:10:58,566 Oh! No. 452 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:09,952 Bad luck! 453 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:09,952 Bad luck! 454 00:11:14,457 --> 00:11:16,792 Alex's laptop 455 00:11:14,457 --> 00:11:16,792 had every piece of homework 456 00:11:16,792 --> 00:11:18,336 she ever did in high school. 457 00:11:18,336 --> 00:11:20,004 It was the Holy Grail... 458 00:11:20,004 --> 00:11:21,506 I think. 459 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:23,090 Thanks to Alex's hard work, 460 00:11:23,090 --> 00:11:25,843 I don't know what that is 461 00:11:23,090 --> 00:11:25,843 and never will. 462 00:11:29,639 --> 00:11:31,098 Not again! 463 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:34,352 Oh, Dad, 464 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:34,352 I didn't know you were home. 465 00:11:34,352 --> 00:11:35,728 Haley, thank God. 466 00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:37,772 Could you reset 467 00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:37,772 the router for me? 468 00:11:37,772 --> 00:11:39,399 I would, but I took 469 00:11:37,772 --> 00:11:39,399 a late lunch from work, 470 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,900 which I have 471 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,900 to get back to work. 472 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,860 Are you okay? 473 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,860 I'm fine. 474 00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:44,737 I think I'm just 475 00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:44,737 hyperventilating. 476 00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:48,699 Should pass in 477 00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:48,699 like 20 minutes or s-so. 478 00:11:48,699 --> 00:11:50,493 Okay, well, 479 00:11:48,699 --> 00:11:50,493 I'm gonna head back. 480 00:11:50,493 --> 00:11:52,703 Wouldn't want 481 00:11:50,493 --> 00:11:52,703 to be consistently late 482 00:11:52,703 --> 00:11:54,163 and get fired, right? 483 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,000 Alex, honey. 484 00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:05,758 Good girl. 485 00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,468 Good girl. 486 00:12:07,468 --> 00:12:09,470 Input! 487 00:12:07,468 --> 00:12:09,470 I know you can hear me 488 00:12:09,470 --> 00:12:11,222 because I can see 489 00:12:09,470 --> 00:12:11,222 your green light! 490 00:12:11,222 --> 00:12:12,932 It's like one of those videos 491 00:12:11,222 --> 00:12:12,932 where the pit bull 492 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,099 swims with the baby chick. 493 00:12:14,099 --> 00:12:16,352 You just know 494 00:12:14,099 --> 00:12:16,352 something bad's gonna happen. 495 00:12:16,352 --> 00:12:18,688 Where are your keys? 496 00:12:16,352 --> 00:12:18,688 I need the jumper cables. 497 00:12:18,688 --> 00:12:21,274 What happened? 498 00:12:18,688 --> 00:12:21,274 I spent the last hour 499 00:12:18,688 --> 00:12:21,274 in my car, 500 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,776 listening to the Commodores 501 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,776 with my windows down, 502 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:25,695 and the neighbors 503 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:25,695 didn't even come outside. 504 00:12:27,405 --> 00:12:31,033 That must be your good friends 505 00:12:27,405 --> 00:12:31,033 the Harlem Globetrotters. 506 00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:33,035 - Hey. 507 00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:33,035 - Hey! 508 00:12:33,035 --> 00:12:34,412 Gloria invited us 509 00:12:33,035 --> 00:12:34,412 to sit by the pool 510 00:12:34,412 --> 00:12:36,163 till we have 511 00:12:34,412 --> 00:12:36,163 to pick up Lily at hip-hop. 512 00:12:36,163 --> 00:12:38,624 My Asian granddaughter 513 00:12:36,163 --> 00:12:38,624 takes a hip-hop class? 514 00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:41,085 Why are we not talking 515 00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:41,085 about this in the front yard? 516 00:12:41,085 --> 00:12:42,587 We brought cupcakes. 517 00:12:41,085 --> 00:12:42,587 Manny, cupcake? 518 00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:45,047 Oh, I see. Fill my mouth 519 00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:45,047 with bourgie opiates 520 00:12:45,047 --> 00:12:47,467 so I can't speak 521 00:12:45,047 --> 00:12:47,467 for the people? 522 00:12:45,047 --> 00:12:47,467 That was a lot. 523 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:50,177 He's trying to get 524 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:50,177 a Communist girl to kiss him. 525 00:12:50,177 --> 00:12:51,596 We have 526 00:12:50,177 --> 00:12:51,596 our own kid problems. 527 00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:53,598 I mean, we had 528 00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:53,598 an incident this afternoon 529 00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,683 during Lily's playdate 530 00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,683 with Tom, 531 00:12:55,683 --> 00:12:57,810 who used to identify as... 532 00:12:55,683 --> 00:12:57,810 Tina. 533 00:12:57,810 --> 00:13:00,187 I don't totally get 534 00:12:57,810 --> 00:13:00,187 the hand thing, but I like it. 535 00:13:00,187 --> 00:13:03,274 They had a fight, and Lily 536 00:13:00,187 --> 00:13:03,274 said the worst possible thing. 537 00:13:03,274 --> 00:13:05,776 I mean, that poor boy's 538 00:13:03,274 --> 00:13:05,776 been through enough. 539 00:13:03,274 --> 00:13:05,776 Mm. 540 00:13:05,776 --> 00:13:08,696 Oh, I am sure that the parents 541 00:13:05,776 --> 00:13:08,696 have gone through a lot, too. 542 00:13:08,696 --> 00:13:10,323 Sure. 543 00:13:08,696 --> 00:13:10,323 You just don't get comfortable 544 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,991 with something like that 545 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,991 overnight. 546 00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:14,076 Let me ask 547 00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:14,076 you guys something. 548 00:13:14,076 --> 00:13:17,372 If, someday, 549 00:13:14,076 --> 00:13:17,372 Lily wanted to be Lou 550 00:13:17,372 --> 00:13:20,040 and had the whole 551 00:13:17,372 --> 00:13:20,040 chop-chop, bing-bang thing, 552 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,251 how would you be with that? 553 00:13:21,251 --> 00:13:23,211 We love Lily. 554 00:13:21,251 --> 00:13:23,211 Lou. 555 00:13:23,211 --> 00:13:24,295 We love Lou. 556 00:13:23,211 --> 00:13:24,295 Mm-hmm. 557 00:13:24,295 --> 00:13:25,921 And there's nothing 558 00:13:24,295 --> 00:13:25,921 she could do ... 559 00:13:24,295 --> 00:13:25,921 He. 560 00:13:25,921 --> 00:13:28,758 He. 561 00:13:25,921 --> 00:13:28,758 There's nothing he could do 562 00:13:25,921 --> 00:13:28,758 that would change that. 563 00:13:28,758 --> 00:13:32,803 So you wouldn't even need the 564 00:13:28,758 --> 00:13:32,803 minute that Tom's parents did? 565 00:13:32,803 --> 00:13:34,264 Well, no, no. 566 00:13:32,803 --> 00:13:34,264 Maybe a minute. 567 00:13:34,264 --> 00:13:35,640 I mean, there'd ... there'd be 568 00:13:34,264 --> 00:13:35,640 a lot of things 569 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,475 that I'd be giving up 570 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,475 that I've always imagined doing, 571 00:13:37,475 --> 00:13:39,977 like ... like walking her down 572 00:13:37,475 --> 00:13:39,977 the aisle in her wedding dress. 573 00:13:39,977 --> 00:13:41,396 You know? 574 00:13:39,977 --> 00:13:41,396 Or whispering 575 00:13:39,977 --> 00:13:41,396 in her husband's ear 576 00:13:41,396 --> 00:13:42,813 that he'll never replace me. 577 00:13:42,813 --> 00:13:44,815 Well, that's interesting, 578 00:13:42,813 --> 00:13:44,815 because the minute it took me 579 00:13:44,815 --> 00:13:46,567 to accept the fact 580 00:13:44,815 --> 00:13:46,567 that my son 581 00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:49,529 was living a different 582 00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:49,529 kind of life than the one 583 00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:49,529 that I anticipated, 584 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:52,657 Mitchell called me 585 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:52,657 an old, straight, white bigot. 586 00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:57,578 And now 587 00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:57,578 you're just like me. 588 00:13:57,578 --> 00:13:59,372 Oh, my God, Mitchell. 589 00:13:57,578 --> 00:13:59,372 Are we where Lily gets it? 590 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,123 Are we not as open-minded 591 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,123 as we think? 592 00:14:01,123 --> 00:14:03,543 But that's our thing ... lording 593 00:14:01,123 --> 00:14:03,543 our tolerance over others. 594 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,211 I guess what this proves is, 595 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,129 there's a little bit 596 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,129 of prejudice in everyone ... 597 00:14:07,129 --> 00:14:08,172 you, me, 598 00:14:08,172 --> 00:14:09,507 the neighbor 599 00:14:08,172 --> 00:14:09,507 across the street 600 00:14:09,507 --> 00:14:10,800 judging me for my cameras. 601 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,677 I'm gonna do what I should 602 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,677 have done at the beginning ... 603 00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,345 talk to them. 604 00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,345 That's not a good idea. 605 00:14:14,345 --> 00:14:15,346 Watch me! 606 00:14:17,432 --> 00:14:20,059 Joe, you're not going 607 00:14:17,432 --> 00:14:20,059 to live outside! 608 00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:22,228 Fine! 609 00:14:33,948 --> 00:14:37,202 Alex is never away 610 00:14:33,948 --> 00:14:37,202 from her laptop, 611 00:14:37,202 --> 00:14:39,495 so I had to steal assignments 612 00:14:37,202 --> 00:14:39,495 one at a time. 613 00:14:39,495 --> 00:14:41,497 I'm not proud of stealing, 614 00:14:41,497 --> 00:14:44,250 but I'm not unproud 615 00:14:41,497 --> 00:14:44,250 of how I'm stealing. 616 00:14:54,885 --> 00:14:57,054 Oh, honey, I'm so sorry, 617 00:14:57,054 --> 00:15:00,766 but now that you're awake, 618 00:14:57,054 --> 00:15:00,766 what happened in here, huh? 619 00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:03,311 I'll tell you 620 00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:03,311 what happened here ... 621 00:15:03,311 --> 00:15:07,106 the same thing that's been 622 00:15:03,311 --> 00:15:07,106 happening all damn day! 623 00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:10,109 Me dealing with animals 624 00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:10,109 who don't care 625 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,612 that we are air-conditioning 626 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,612 the outside 627 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,530 and insist 628 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,530 on rotting their brains 629 00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:17,867 by watching vapid housewives 630 00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:17,867 spit wine on each other. 631 00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:22,538 And you. Can't even be bothered 632 00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:22,538 to use a plate! 633 00:15:24,707 --> 00:15:26,459 Oh, she's a bummer, huh? 634 00:15:28,669 --> 00:15:30,170 Something funny? 635 00:15:30,170 --> 00:15:31,464 No. 636 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,341 What are you 637 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,341 even doing home? 638 00:15:33,341 --> 00:15:35,175 Don't you cat-sit for your boss 639 00:15:33,341 --> 00:15:35,175 on Tuesday nights? 640 00:15:35,175 --> 00:15:36,677 Uhhhhhh... 641 00:15:36,677 --> 00:15:38,763 Alex, maybe you'd feel better 642 00:15:36,677 --> 00:15:38,763 if we went for a walk 643 00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:40,598 or a ride in the car, huh? 644 00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:40,598 Go for a ride in the car! 645 00:15:40,598 --> 00:15:43,183 You know what? There are 646 00:15:40,598 --> 00:15:43,183 just too many distractions here. 647 00:15:43,183 --> 00:15:45,645 I don't care how sick I am. 648 00:15:43,183 --> 00:15:45,645 I have to go back to college. 649 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:46,771 No! 650 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:46,771 No! 651 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:46,771 No! 652 00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:49,607 - No, no, no, no, no. 653 00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:49,607 - Of course you do! 654 00:15:49,607 --> 00:15:50,775 Was I the kind of person 655 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,735 who would send her sick sister 656 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,735 back to school 657 00:15:52,735 --> 00:15:55,738 just to keep her 658 00:15:52,735 --> 00:15:55,738 from figuring out I got fired? 659 00:15:55,738 --> 00:15:58,991 Did I use her laptop to get 660 00:15:55,738 --> 00:15:58,991 through community college? 661 00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:01,744 Let's get you back there. 662 00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:01,744 It's Friday night. 663 00:16:01,744 --> 00:16:03,913 Maybe there's a party 664 00:16:01,744 --> 00:16:03,913 you can listen to. 665 00:16:07,292 --> 00:16:09,669 Excuse me. 666 00:16:07,292 --> 00:16:09,669 I don't mean to bug you. 667 00:16:07,292 --> 00:16:09,669 Hello. 668 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,921 You're just moving in. 669 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,921 I'm right across the street. 670 00:16:11,921 --> 00:16:13,381 Listen. 671 00:16:11,921 --> 00:16:13,381 Let me stop you. 672 00:16:13,381 --> 00:16:15,007 You had 673 00:16:13,381 --> 00:16:15,007 the cameras scheduled, 674 00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:16,551 worried about 675 00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:16,551 how it would look, 676 00:16:16,551 --> 00:16:19,762 brought your black friend out, 677 00:16:16,551 --> 00:16:19,762 blasted Commodores. 678 00:16:19,762 --> 00:16:21,556 It's not my first time 679 00:16:21,556 --> 00:16:23,474 moving into 680 00:16:21,556 --> 00:16:23,474 a white neighborhood. 681 00:16:23,474 --> 00:16:25,685 We're good. 682 00:16:23,474 --> 00:16:25,685 Yeah? 683 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,688 I did my residency 684 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,688 in New Hampshire. 685 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:31,316 All right. Listen, you guys 686 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:31,316 need anything, let me know. 687 00:16:31,316 --> 00:16:34,026 You got it. 688 00:16:31,316 --> 00:16:34,026 I'm Shawn, by the way. 689 00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:35,278 - Jay Pritchett. 690 00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:35,278 - Jay. 691 00:16:35,278 --> 00:16:37,863 It's okay, Gloria. 692 00:16:35,278 --> 00:16:37,863 All handled. 693 00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:39,240 This is my wife, Gloria. 694 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:41,326 This is Shawn ... 695 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:41,326 and I want to get this right, 696 00:16:41,326 --> 00:16:45,120 beautiful African name ... 697 00:16:41,326 --> 00:16:45,120 Shawn M'badawe. 698 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:49,292 I said, "By the way." 699 00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:53,045 Ah. 700 00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:55,756 Hey, Lily. 701 00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:55,756 We need to talk. 702 00:16:55,756 --> 00:16:57,717 I was actually 703 00:16:55,756 --> 00:16:57,717 just heading out. 704 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,719 No. 705 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,719 Sit down, please. 706 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,513 Look, it was wrong of you 707 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,513 to be mean to Tom, okay? 708 00:17:02,513 --> 00:17:04,390 Even though Daddy and I 709 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,309 aren't always as open-minded 710 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,309 as we should be, 711 00:17:06,309 --> 00:17:08,436 we ... we want you 712 00:17:06,309 --> 00:17:08,436 to be better than us. 713 00:17:08,436 --> 00:17:10,104 O-kay. 714 00:17:10,104 --> 00:17:12,565 No. Listen. 715 00:17:10,104 --> 00:17:12,565 We accept people 716 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,024 for who they are. 717 00:17:14,024 --> 00:17:16,444 Daddy and I would accept you 718 00:17:14,024 --> 00:17:16,444 no matter what ... 719 00:17:16,444 --> 00:17:18,028 boy, girl, gay, straight... 720 00:17:18,028 --> 00:17:21,115 though, if you're a lesbian, 721 00:17:18,028 --> 00:17:21,115 please be the fun kind. 722 00:17:21,115 --> 00:17:23,701 I didn't yell at Tom 723 00:17:21,115 --> 00:17:23,701 because he used to be Tina. 724 00:17:23,701 --> 00:17:26,746 What? 725 00:17:23,701 --> 00:17:26,746 I yelled at him 726 00:17:23,701 --> 00:17:26,746 'cause he made fun of... 727 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:29,081 Made fun of what? 728 00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:31,542 What's ... 729 00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:31,542 What's to make fun of? 730 00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:31,542 Oh, thank God. 731 00:17:31,542 --> 00:17:34,169 He called you guys weirdos 732 00:17:31,542 --> 00:17:34,169 for putting that painting up, 733 00:17:34,169 --> 00:17:35,588 so I called him a weirdo. 734 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,590 Well, honey, 735 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,590 why didn't you tell us? 736 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,509 'Cause I didn't want 737 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,509 your feelings to get hurt. 738 00:17:39,509 --> 00:17:40,676 Get hurt? How? 739 00:17:40,676 --> 00:17:43,012 Because that rube Tom 740 00:17:40,676 --> 00:17:43,012 knows nothing about art? 741 00:17:43,012 --> 00:17:44,764 Cam, she was protecting us. 742 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,557 But you don't have to, 743 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,557 sweetie, okay? 744 00:17:46,557 --> 00:17:48,142 Don't feel like 745 00:17:46,557 --> 00:17:48,142 you can't be honest with us 746 00:17:48,142 --> 00:17:49,685 just to protect 747 00:17:48,142 --> 00:17:49,685 our feelings. 748 00:17:49,685 --> 00:17:51,186 Really? 749 00:17:49,685 --> 00:17:51,186 Really. 750 00:17:51,186 --> 00:17:53,188 Hey, you can tell us 751 00:17:51,186 --> 00:17:53,188 anything. 752 00:17:53,188 --> 00:17:54,565 Okay. 753 00:17:54,565 --> 00:17:57,568 I hate the painting, too. 754 00:17:59,404 --> 00:18:04,033 It was hard for us to hear, 755 00:17:59,404 --> 00:18:04,033 but in the spirit of tolerance, 756 00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:05,993 we accepted the fact 757 00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:05,993 that a 9-year-old 758 00:18:05,993 --> 00:18:07,787 might not want 759 00:18:05,993 --> 00:18:07,787 to fall asleep 760 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,248 under the watchful eyes 761 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,248 of her half-naked fathers. 762 00:18:10,248 --> 00:18:13,543 Call the Sistine Chapel. 763 00:18:10,248 --> 00:18:13,543 I guess art is out. 764 00:18:13,543 --> 00:18:16,003 So, do you hate the whole idea 765 00:18:13,543 --> 00:18:16,003 of murals, or just ... 766 00:18:16,003 --> 00:18:18,589 Roll! 767 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:22,802 It's going to be so exciting 768 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,595 to get back to 769 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,595 all that science stuff again. 770 00:18:24,595 --> 00:18:27,265 You know ... beakers, 771 00:18:24,595 --> 00:18:27,265 calculators, ray guns. 772 00:18:27,265 --> 00:18:28,516 Alex, are you sure 773 00:18:27,265 --> 00:18:28,516 you don't want 774 00:18:28,516 --> 00:18:30,601 to spend a few more days here 775 00:18:28,516 --> 00:18:30,601 to recover? 776 00:18:30,601 --> 00:18:32,687 You can sleep on the end 777 00:18:30,601 --> 00:18:32,687 of our bed if you want to. 778 00:18:32,687 --> 00:18:35,565 - Yeah, stay, Alex. 779 00:18:32,687 --> 00:18:35,565 - Sleeping does sound good. 780 00:18:35,565 --> 00:18:36,899 Doesn't it? 781 00:18:36,899 --> 00:18:39,944 But, first, how about 782 00:18:36,899 --> 00:18:39,944 you take a nice, hot shower? 783 00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:42,780 I just hope that big pile 784 00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:42,780 of wet towels isn't on the floor 785 00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:43,864 like it was this morning. 786 00:18:43,864 --> 00:18:45,616 Aww, you guys 787 00:18:43,864 --> 00:18:45,616 are so sweet. 788 00:18:45,616 --> 00:18:47,910 No, but what ... what about 789 00:18:45,616 --> 00:18:47,910 all the science stuff? 790 00:18:47,910 --> 00:18:50,120 All the fun. You know ... 791 00:18:47,910 --> 00:18:50,120 snapping each other in the butts 792 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,831 with your goggle straps. 793 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,831 You know what? 794 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,165 Staying here a few more days 795 00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:55,335 may help me kick this sickness 796 00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:55,335 a little faster. 797 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,919 There you go. 798 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,919 Wait a second. 799 00:18:56,919 --> 00:18:59,088 I thought 800 00:18:56,919 --> 00:18:59,088 I already packed my laptop. 801 00:18:59,088 --> 00:19:00,590 Why is it 802 00:18:59,088 --> 00:19:00,590 on the hallway table? 803 00:19:00,590 --> 00:19:02,758 Uh, why is 804 00:19:00,590 --> 00:19:02,758 anything anywhere? 805 00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:04,552 Why aren't our feet 806 00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:04,552 at the end of our arms? 807 00:19:04,552 --> 00:19:07,430 Who opened my 12th-grade 808 00:19:04,552 --> 00:19:07,430 Grapes of Wrath essay? 809 00:19:07,430 --> 00:19:08,639 Uh... 810 00:19:08,639 --> 00:19:10,641 Oh, my God. 811 00:19:08,639 --> 00:19:10,641 You just want me to stay here 812 00:19:10,641 --> 00:19:12,393 so you can steal 813 00:19:10,641 --> 00:19:12,393 all of my old homework. 814 00:19:12,393 --> 00:19:13,853 Wow. I can't wait 815 00:19:12,393 --> 00:19:13,853 to hear what you have 816 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,187 to say about 817 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,187 this lapse in judgment. 818 00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:17,022 Hey, it's better 819 00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:17,022 than what Mom's doing. 820 00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:18,816 She's just using you 821 00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:18,816 to yell at us. 822 00:19:18,816 --> 00:19:20,360 I would nip that back talk 823 00:19:18,816 --> 00:19:20,360 in the bud. 824 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,194 I can't believe it. 825 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,194 He's right! 826 00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:23,654 Honey, 827 00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:23,654 you're getting upset again. 828 00:19:23,654 --> 00:19:25,155 Come on. 829 00:19:23,654 --> 00:19:25,155 Let's go get a treat. 830 00:19:25,155 --> 00:19:27,533 Stop with the petting 831 00:19:25,155 --> 00:19:27,533 and ... and the walks. 832 00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,285 You're using me 833 00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,285 as a therapy dog. 834 00:19:29,285 --> 00:19:30,995 That's ridiculi... 835 00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:32,247 Am I? 836 00:19:32,247 --> 00:19:34,249 Well... what about 837 00:19:32,247 --> 00:19:34,249 what Luke's doing? 838 00:19:34,249 --> 00:19:35,500 We just dealt with him. 839 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:36,584 And, Haley... 840 00:19:36,584 --> 00:19:41,005 you are the only one 841 00:19:36,584 --> 00:19:41,005 who really cares about me. 842 00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:43,633 That's it! 843 00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:43,633 I'm going back to school. 844 00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:44,925 I will drive you, sweetie. 845 00:19:44,925 --> 00:19:47,094 Alex, no. 846 00:19:44,925 --> 00:19:47,094 Stop! Stay! 847 00:19:47,094 --> 00:19:48,763 How do you ask a human 848 00:19:47,094 --> 00:19:48,763 not to go, again? 849 00:19:48,763 --> 00:19:50,055 - Alex, wait! 850 00:19:48,763 --> 00:19:50,055 - Right. 851 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,476 We're still leaving. 852 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,476 She's just catching her breath. 853 00:19:53,476 --> 00:19:55,936 Come on. 854 00:19:53,476 --> 00:19:55,936 I feel so bad. 855 00:19:53,476 --> 00:19:55,936 I had no idea what I was doing. 856 00:19:55,936 --> 00:19:58,481 I feel worse. I really, 857 00:19:55,936 --> 00:19:58,481 really knew what I was doing. 858 00:19:58,481 --> 00:20:00,941 Our poor sick daughter. 859 00:19:58,481 --> 00:20:00,941 We should be taking care of her. 860 00:20:00,941 --> 00:20:02,443 So, is knowing all this 861 00:20:00,941 --> 00:20:02,443 enough, 862 00:20:02,443 --> 00:20:04,445 or do we have to, like, 863 00:20:02,443 --> 00:20:04,445 do something? 864 00:20:05,488 --> 00:20:06,947 Breaks my heart. 865 00:20:06,947 --> 00:20:09,492 I should quit my job 866 00:20:06,947 --> 00:20:09,492 and nurse her back to health. 867 00:20:09,492 --> 00:20:11,494 You got fired, 868 00:20:09,492 --> 00:20:11,494 didn't you? 869 00:20:11,494 --> 00:20:13,954 Alex had to take 870 00:20:11,494 --> 00:20:13,954 the semester off. 871 00:20:13,954 --> 00:20:16,040 I was disappointed 872 00:20:13,954 --> 00:20:16,040 'cause she was disappointed, 873 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:19,168 but I was also kind of happy to 874 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:19,168 have her home a little longer. 875 00:20:19,168 --> 00:20:21,921 Aww. 876 00:20:19,168 --> 00:20:21,921 Mask! 877 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:24,924 Cam? 878 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,426 Oh, I just wanted 879 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,426 to tell her how proud I was 880 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,135 of how 881 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,135 she handled herself today, 882 00:20:28,135 --> 00:20:30,305 but she's already asleep. 883 00:20:28,135 --> 00:20:30,305 Well, you can tell her 884 00:20:28,135 --> 00:20:30,305 in the morning, okay? 885 00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:32,598 Oh, by the way, 886 00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:32,598 I found an article online 887 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,559 about a family 888 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,559 of Montenegrin art restorers ... 889 00:20:34,559 --> 00:20:36,311 Let it go, babe. 890 00:20:34,559 --> 00:20:36,311 Come on. Come on. 891 00:20:36,311 --> 00:20:38,521 Oh, Cam. 892 00:20:39,897 --> 00:20:41,732 Look what she did. 893 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,116 Jay, what are you doing? 894 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,116 Come to bed. 895 00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:53,244 I've got these new 896 00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:53,244 state-of-the-art cameras. 897 00:20:53,244 --> 00:20:54,662 I thought I'd review the day, 898 00:20:54,662 --> 00:20:56,706 see how many times 899 00:20:54,662 --> 00:20:56,706 our neighbor glared at us. 900 00:20:56,706 --> 00:20:58,499 Wait a second. 901 00:20:58,499 --> 00:21:02,086 Is that Manny licking cupcake 902 00:20:58,499 --> 00:21:02,086 wrappers from the trash? 903 00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:03,588 I knew he'd fold. 904 00:21:03,588 --> 00:21:05,923 Ah, the vigor. 905 00:21:03,588 --> 00:21:05,923 It's almost pornographic. 906 00:21:05,923 --> 00:21:07,758 Are these cameras everywhere? 907 00:21:07,758 --> 00:21:09,260 Yeah. 908 00:21:07,758 --> 00:21:09,260 That's the garbage area. 909 00:21:09,260 --> 00:21:11,887 Then we got the backyard, 910 00:21:09,260 --> 00:21:11,887 front door. 911 00:21:11,887 --> 00:21:14,307 Go inside. Wait. 912 00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,976 That's Joe peeing 913 00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,976 in the corner, not Stella. 914 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,019 That's it. 915 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,019 He lives outside now. 916 00:21:19,019 --> 00:21:20,688 Come. We'll watch him 917 00:21:19,019 --> 00:21:20,688 from the cameras. 918 00:21:20,688 --> 00:21:21,689 Hold on. 919 00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:25,443 You have a problem. 920 00:21:25,443 --> 00:21:27,403 I'm gonna get you 921 00:21:25,443 --> 00:21:27,403 one of those rubber remotes 922 00:21:27,403 --> 00:21:29,864 they put in nursery schools 923 00:21:27,403 --> 00:21:29,864 and insane asylums. 924 00:21:29,864 --> 00:21:31,198 Thank you. 925 00:21:31,198 --> 00:21:34,244 Captions by VITAC :