1 00:00:01,036 --> 00:00:03,829 Ahh, breakfast lasagna! 2 00:00:03,829 --> 00:00:05,123 Great call, honey. 3 00:00:05,123 --> 00:00:06,249 Stay away from it. 4 00:00:06,249 --> 00:00:07,375 It's for everybody 5 00:00:06,249 --> 00:00:07,375 tonight. 6 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:08,668 That's two meals away. 7 00:00:10,253 --> 00:00:11,337 Hello. 8 00:00:11,337 --> 00:00:13,589 Hey, Colonel, what's up? 9 00:00:13,589 --> 00:00:16,092 Mommy, could Ivan 10 00:00:13,589 --> 00:00:16,092 come for dinner? 11 00:00:16,092 --> 00:00:17,010 No, senor, 12 00:00:17,010 --> 00:00:18,719 'cause tonight 13 00:00:17,010 --> 00:00:18,719 the whole family 14 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:20,055 is coming over for dinner, 15 00:00:20,055 --> 00:00:21,431 'cause we're gonna vote on 16 00:00:21,431 --> 00:00:23,391 where we're going 17 00:00:21,431 --> 00:00:23,391 on vacation this year. 18 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:24,892 A vote with 19 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:24,892 a moral stain on it, 20 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:27,478 since ballots are reserved 21 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:27,478 for land-owning adults. 22 00:00:27,478 --> 00:00:28,771 Because nobody wants to go 23 00:00:28,771 --> 00:00:30,690 to the birthplace 24 00:00:28,771 --> 00:00:30,690 of Edgar Allan Poe. 25 00:00:30,690 --> 00:00:32,025 Damn Colonel screwed me 26 00:00:32,025 --> 00:00:33,776 and took his name 27 00:00:32,025 --> 00:00:33,776 off my petition. 28 00:00:33,776 --> 00:00:36,446 I'm trying to overturn 29 00:00:33,776 --> 00:00:36,446 this dumb rule the club passed 30 00:00:36,446 --> 00:00:39,157 banning cigars within 31 00:00:36,446 --> 00:00:39,157 40 feet of the main lodge. 32 00:00:39,157 --> 00:00:40,825 When my country 33 00:00:39,157 --> 00:00:40,825 passed a law 34 00:00:40,825 --> 00:00:43,328 that allowed them 35 00:00:40,825 --> 00:00:43,328 to draft 14 year olds, 36 00:00:43,328 --> 00:00:45,121 you said, 37 00:00:43,328 --> 00:00:45,121 "These things happen." 38 00:00:45,121 --> 00:00:48,166 I just bought a box of 39 00:00:45,121 --> 00:00:48,166 El Conquistador Especiales. 40 00:00:48,166 --> 00:00:50,293 And they deserve to be smoked 41 00:00:48,166 --> 00:00:50,293 in a fine leather chair, 42 00:00:50,293 --> 00:00:53,296 not out by the fountain 43 00:00:50,293 --> 00:00:53,296 in some heavily-spidered area. 44 00:00:53,296 --> 00:00:54,965 I don't want this 45 00:00:53,296 --> 00:00:54,965 in my house. 46 00:00:54,965 --> 00:00:56,799 Can't smoke at home, 47 00:00:54,965 --> 00:00:56,799 can't smoke at the club. 48 00:00:56,799 --> 00:00:58,676 Maybe Stella has room 49 00:00:56,799 --> 00:00:58,676 in her doghouse. 50 00:00:58,676 --> 00:00:59,970 Where is she, anyway? 51 00:00:59,970 --> 00:01:01,054 Haven't seen her 52 00:00:59,970 --> 00:01:01,054 since the morning. 53 00:01:01,054 --> 00:01:02,347 I don't know where Stella is. 54 00:01:02,347 --> 00:01:04,099 I think 55 00:01:02,347 --> 00:01:04,099 it has something to do 56 00:01:04,099 --> 00:01:06,517 with the shock collar 57 00:01:04,099 --> 00:01:06,517 that I had to put on her 58 00:01:06,517 --> 00:01:08,228 because she kept 59 00:01:06,517 --> 00:01:08,228 running away. 60 00:01:08,228 --> 00:01:11,314 Maybe I tell Jay that I thought 61 00:01:08,228 --> 00:01:11,314 it was a necklace. 62 00:01:11,314 --> 00:01:13,942 He was the one 63 00:01:11,314 --> 00:01:13,942 who wanted to pierce her ears. 64 00:01:13,942 --> 00:01:16,152 Hey sweetie, 65 00:01:13,942 --> 00:01:16,152 your breakfast is on the table. 66 00:01:16,152 --> 00:01:17,320 Ah, what's this? 67 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:18,529 Oh! 68 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:18,529 Ooh, let me guess. 69 00:01:18,529 --> 00:01:19,739 The guy in the cologne ad. 70 00:01:19,739 --> 00:01:21,241 I've named him. 71 00:01:19,739 --> 00:01:21,241 It's Giovanni. 72 00:01:21,241 --> 00:01:22,450 He's in love with me. 73 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:23,618 Well, he's leaving you 74 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:23,618 for me. 75 00:01:23,618 --> 00:01:25,245 I'm sorry. 76 00:01:25,245 --> 00:01:26,121 We never meant 77 00:01:25,245 --> 00:01:26,121 for it to happen. 78 00:01:26,121 --> 00:01:27,998 What's that? 79 00:01:27,998 --> 00:01:29,665 Toast, toast is done. 80 00:01:27,998 --> 00:01:29,665 Those Russian brothers 81 00:01:29,665 --> 00:01:31,042 who are renting 82 00:01:29,665 --> 00:01:31,042 the unit upstairs, 83 00:01:31,042 --> 00:01:32,252 are they... 84 00:01:31,042 --> 00:01:32,252 Gone. 85 00:01:32,252 --> 00:01:34,212 Because it's already been 86 00:01:32,252 --> 00:01:34,212 30 days, okay? 87 00:01:34,212 --> 00:01:35,880 And the rules 88 00:01:34,212 --> 00:01:35,880 are very clear. 89 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:38,008 I know all about 90 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:38,008 squatter's rights, Mitchell. 91 00:01:38,008 --> 00:01:39,842 Why do you always 92 00:01:38,008 --> 00:01:39,842 have to treat me 93 00:01:39,842 --> 00:01:41,677 like I'm some 94 00:01:39,842 --> 00:01:41,677 irresponsible... 95 00:01:41,677 --> 00:01:42,929 Idiot? 96 00:01:42,929 --> 00:01:44,597 The Russian brothers 97 00:01:42,929 --> 00:01:44,597 wanted one more night. 98 00:01:44,597 --> 00:01:46,599 So I took cash, 99 00:01:44,597 --> 00:01:46,599 and I didn't tell Mitchell, 100 00:01:46,599 --> 00:01:48,018 and now they won't leave. 101 00:01:48,018 --> 00:01:50,311 We have squatters. 102 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:52,688 First termites, 103 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:52,688 now squatters. 104 00:01:52,688 --> 00:01:54,482 At least the termites 105 00:01:52,688 --> 00:01:54,482 weren't my fault. 106 00:01:55,608 --> 00:01:57,443 Look at this 107 00:01:55,608 --> 00:01:57,443 beautiful side table 108 00:01:57,443 --> 00:01:59,612 somebody just left 109 00:01:57,443 --> 00:01:59,612 on the street. 110 00:01:59,612 --> 00:02:02,532 Oh, do you need a hand? 111 00:01:59,612 --> 00:02:02,532 No, it's like 112 00:01:59,612 --> 00:02:02,532 ridiculously light. 113 00:02:03,866 --> 00:02:05,994 Flapjacks for mi amore? 114 00:02:05,994 --> 00:02:08,371 Oh, grazie. 115 00:02:05,994 --> 00:02:08,371 Ugh. I don't know 116 00:02:05,994 --> 00:02:08,371 what's more syrupy ... 117 00:02:08,371 --> 00:02:09,830 you two or Luke's chin. 118 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:12,792 That's weird. 119 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:12,792 I haven't had breakfast yet. 120 00:02:12,792 --> 00:02:14,002 You'll have 121 00:02:12,792 --> 00:02:14,002 to excuse us. 122 00:02:14,002 --> 00:02:15,295 Your father and I watched 123 00:02:15,295 --> 00:02:16,879 a very romantic movie 124 00:02:15,295 --> 00:02:16,879 last night. 125 00:02:16,879 --> 00:02:18,048 Okay, Google, 126 00:02:18,048 --> 00:02:20,300 play the soundtrack 127 00:02:18,048 --> 00:02:20,300 to "Spaghetti for Pepe." 128 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:21,634 Playing soundtrack. 129 00:02:21,634 --> 00:02:23,053 Ooh. 130 00:02:21,634 --> 00:02:23,053 Mi scusa. 131 00:02:25,138 --> 00:02:27,515 Whoa. 132 00:02:25,138 --> 00:02:27,515 Watch the new kicks. 133 00:02:25,138 --> 00:02:27,515 What? 134 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:29,809 You have another pair 135 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:29,809 of new sneakers? 136 00:02:29,809 --> 00:02:31,686 What is that job at the club 137 00:02:29,809 --> 00:02:31,686 paying you? 138 00:02:31,686 --> 00:02:33,729 It's the tips, mom. 139 00:02:31,686 --> 00:02:33,729 There's this one lady, 140 00:02:33,729 --> 00:02:35,398 hold the door for her ... 141 00:02:33,729 --> 00:02:35,398 10 bucks. 142 00:02:35,398 --> 00:02:37,733 Bring her an ice tea with lemon, 143 00:02:35,398 --> 00:02:37,733 another 10 bucks. 144 00:02:37,733 --> 00:02:39,569 Best tips I ever made 145 00:02:37,733 --> 00:02:39,569 was when we passed the hat 146 00:02:39,569 --> 00:02:42,113 after a performance 147 00:02:39,569 --> 00:02:42,113 of my improv group, 148 00:02:39,569 --> 00:02:42,113 "Rule of Three." 149 00:02:42,113 --> 00:02:44,824 We were known for our sketches, 150 00:02:42,113 --> 00:02:44,824 song parodies, 151 00:02:44,824 --> 00:02:46,367 and full-frontal nudity. 152 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:47,953 Uhp. 153 00:02:47,953 --> 00:02:49,495 Hello? 154 00:02:49,495 --> 00:02:51,289 You are 155 00:02:49,495 --> 00:02:51,289 all out of orange juice. 156 00:02:51,289 --> 00:02:53,166 I understand. 157 00:02:53,166 --> 00:02:55,376 I have to go out 158 00:02:53,166 --> 00:02:55,376 for orange juice. 159 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:57,587 Yes, I understand. 160 00:02:57,587 --> 00:03:00,048 I have to go out 161 00:02:57,587 --> 00:03:00,048 for orange juice. 162 00:03:00,048 --> 00:03:01,257 Mitchell? 163 00:03:01,257 --> 00:03:03,259 I have to go out 164 00:03:01,257 --> 00:03:03,259 for orange juice. 165 00:03:20,151 --> 00:03:22,946 Thank you for coming. 166 00:03:20,151 --> 00:03:22,946 I have a problem with Russians. 167 00:03:22,946 --> 00:03:24,447 Being married to a Pritchett 168 00:03:22,946 --> 00:03:24,447 is great. 169 00:03:24,447 --> 00:03:26,324 So great! 170 00:03:24,447 --> 00:03:26,324 The best! 171 00:03:26,324 --> 00:03:28,493 But they can be 172 00:03:26,324 --> 00:03:28,493 a ... a tad judgmental. 173 00:03:28,493 --> 00:03:30,370 Almost punitive. 174 00:03:28,493 --> 00:03:30,370 They are monsters. 175 00:03:30,370 --> 00:03:33,164 That's why the three of us 176 00:03:30,370 --> 00:03:33,164 formed a ... a secret alliance 177 00:03:33,164 --> 00:03:34,832 to help each other 178 00:03:33,164 --> 00:03:34,832 cover up our ... 179 00:03:34,832 --> 00:03:36,626 our little mistakes. 180 00:03:34,832 --> 00:03:36,626 Like back in December, 181 00:03:36,626 --> 00:03:38,461 when I hastily purchased 182 00:03:36,626 --> 00:03:38,461 an expensive prop 183 00:03:38,461 --> 00:03:39,921 for an open house. 184 00:03:39,921 --> 00:03:41,297 Thanks so much 185 00:03:39,921 --> 00:03:41,297 for hiding it. 186 00:03:41,297 --> 00:03:42,715 Claire would kill me. 187 00:03:42,715 --> 00:03:44,634 And it's only till Monday, 188 00:03:42,715 --> 00:03:44,634 when I can return it. 189 00:03:44,634 --> 00:03:45,885 Don't worry. 190 00:03:45,885 --> 00:03:47,303 Ay, Ay! 191 00:03:50,223 --> 00:03:51,682 Hi! 192 00:03:51,682 --> 00:03:55,937 Oh, welcome home! 193 00:03:55,937 --> 00:03:57,730 You're so early, right? 194 00:03:55,937 --> 00:03:57,730 Not really. 195 00:03:57,730 --> 00:04:00,733 There is that smile that I love. 196 00:04:00,733 --> 00:04:02,986 Why don't you 197 00:04:00,733 --> 00:04:02,986 take me to lunch? 198 00:04:00,733 --> 00:04:02,986 Okay. 199 00:04:02,986 --> 00:04:04,070 What happened here, anyway? 200 00:04:04,070 --> 00:04:06,322 You get into 201 00:04:04,070 --> 00:04:06,322 Joe's scented markers again? 202 00:04:08,199 --> 00:04:11,286 So now, I have scary 203 00:04:08,199 --> 00:04:11,286 Russian squatters 204 00:04:08,199 --> 00:04:11,286 who won't leave. 205 00:04:11,286 --> 00:04:13,621 We'll have a small window 206 00:04:11,286 --> 00:04:13,621 when Mitchell goes to the gym. 207 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:14,956 He usually stretches, 208 00:04:14,956 --> 00:04:16,291 takes a lap 209 00:04:14,956 --> 00:04:16,291 around the locker room, 210 00:04:16,291 --> 00:04:17,625 and then gets a smoothie. 211 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:18,876 You two 212 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:18,876 deal with the Russians, 213 00:04:18,876 --> 00:04:20,253 and I'll keep Mitch 214 00:04:18,876 --> 00:04:20,253 distracted. 215 00:04:20,253 --> 00:04:21,254 Anything else? 216 00:04:20,253 --> 00:04:21,254 Yes. 217 00:04:21,254 --> 00:04:22,630 Our gate is broken, 218 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:24,590 and Stella keeps 219 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:24,590 getting out in the street. 220 00:04:24,590 --> 00:04:26,342 I bought her a shock collar. 221 00:04:26,342 --> 00:04:28,053 We thought about getting one 222 00:04:26,342 --> 00:04:28,053 when Luke was younger. 223 00:04:28,053 --> 00:04:30,305 Claire ended up just shaking 224 00:04:28,053 --> 00:04:30,305 a can of pennies at him. 225 00:04:30,305 --> 00:04:31,973 It spooked her 226 00:04:30,305 --> 00:04:31,973 and she's hiding. 227 00:04:31,973 --> 00:04:34,684 We need to find her 228 00:04:31,973 --> 00:04:34,684 before Jay does and 229 00:04:31,973 --> 00:04:34,684 sees the collar. 230 00:04:34,684 --> 00:04:36,852 He has warned me many times 231 00:04:34,684 --> 00:04:36,852 not to get one 232 00:04:36,852 --> 00:04:38,271 because they are cruel. 233 00:04:38,271 --> 00:04:39,730 All right, we'll deal 234 00:04:38,271 --> 00:04:39,730 with the Russians first, 235 00:04:39,730 --> 00:04:41,482 then come find Stella 236 00:04:39,730 --> 00:04:41,482 before the big vote. 237 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:42,692 We do not have much time. 238 00:04:42,692 --> 00:04:43,944 We need to go. 239 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:46,737 I actually ordered 240 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:46,737 a sandwich. 241 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:51,742 Is Rainer not here yet? 242 00:04:51,742 --> 00:04:53,244 Oh, no, he is. 243 00:04:53,244 --> 00:04:54,704 He, uh, signed a head shot 244 00:04:53,244 --> 00:04:54,704 I didn't ask for, 245 00:04:54,704 --> 00:04:56,414 and then went 246 00:04:54,704 --> 00:04:56,414 to the bathroom. 247 00:04:56,414 --> 00:04:57,373 There's his daughter. 248 00:04:59,625 --> 00:05:01,252 I've never met a boyfriend's 249 00:04:59,625 --> 00:05:01,252 daughter before. 250 00:05:01,252 --> 00:05:02,753 I mean, 251 00:05:01,252 --> 00:05:02,753 I went out with Stacy's dad, 252 00:05:02,753 --> 00:05:04,672 but I've known her 253 00:05:02,753 --> 00:05:04,672 since, like, kindergarten. 254 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:06,549 You're nervous? 255 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:06,549 I mean, how could this go wrong? 256 00:05:06,549 --> 00:05:08,343 She's a teenage girl. 257 00:05:06,549 --> 00:05:08,343 That's when you peaked. 258 00:05:08,343 --> 00:05:09,594 I know. 259 00:05:09,594 --> 00:05:10,761 I guess 260 00:05:09,594 --> 00:05:10,761 I just really like this guy, 261 00:05:10,761 --> 00:05:12,347 and I want 262 00:05:10,761 --> 00:05:12,347 to be able to show him 263 00:05:12,347 --> 00:05:14,057 I can fit into 264 00:05:12,347 --> 00:05:14,057 the more complicated 265 00:05:12,347 --> 00:05:14,057 parts of his life. 266 00:05:14,057 --> 00:05:15,266 Hey, princess. 267 00:05:15,266 --> 00:05:16,977 Hey! 268 00:05:15,266 --> 00:05:16,977 Hey. 269 00:05:16,977 --> 00:05:18,853 Six people filmed me 270 00:05:16,977 --> 00:05:18,853 arguing with that meter maid, 271 00:05:18,853 --> 00:05:20,563 and no one caught 272 00:05:18,853 --> 00:05:20,563 this adorable moment? 273 00:05:20,563 --> 00:05:22,190 Mwah. 274 00:05:22,983 --> 00:05:24,650 So, 275 00:05:22,983 --> 00:05:24,650 you must be April. 276 00:05:24,650 --> 00:05:25,568 Uh, yeah? 277 00:05:25,568 --> 00:05:27,612 April, tone. 278 00:05:27,612 --> 00:05:28,738 I'll grab a chair. 279 00:05:30,573 --> 00:05:32,492 Sorry. That's work. 280 00:05:30,573 --> 00:05:32,492 Gotta take that. 281 00:05:33,576 --> 00:05:35,745 Anyways, I'm Haley, 282 00:05:33,576 --> 00:05:35,745 your dad's, uh ... 283 00:05:35,745 --> 00:05:37,288 Latest? 284 00:05:35,745 --> 00:05:37,288 Yes! 285 00:05:37,288 --> 00:05:39,582 Flash flood in the Mohave, 286 00:05:37,288 --> 00:05:39,582 they need me to cover. 287 00:05:39,582 --> 00:05:42,002 The water's already ramp high 288 00:05:39,582 --> 00:05:42,002 at the senior center. 289 00:05:42,002 --> 00:05:43,920 You know, a puppy floats 290 00:05:42,002 --> 00:05:43,920 by on a pizza box, 291 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:45,005 this could be national. 292 00:05:45,005 --> 00:05:46,923 Oops, snakes. 293 00:05:45,005 --> 00:05:46,923 Our day! 294 00:05:46,923 --> 00:05:48,299 I'll just go 295 00:05:46,923 --> 00:05:48,299 to mom and Jeff's. 296 00:05:48,299 --> 00:05:50,468 No, no, we were supposed to 297 00:05:48,299 --> 00:05:50,468 get to know each other today. 298 00:05:50,468 --> 00:05:52,428 Um, I can watch you. 299 00:05:52,428 --> 00:05:53,513 Because I'm 4? 300 00:05:53,513 --> 00:05:54,555 Oh, tone. 301 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:55,598 Are you sure? 302 00:05:55,598 --> 00:05:57,017 Yes. Girls day. 303 00:05:55,598 --> 00:05:57,017 We'll meet you later. 304 00:05:57,017 --> 00:06:00,061 Oh, okay, thank you 305 00:05:57,017 --> 00:06:00,061 for understanding, sweetie. 306 00:06:00,061 --> 00:06:01,271 No problem. 307 00:06:00,061 --> 00:06:01,271 No problem. 308 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:03,773 Tragedy strikes. 309 00:06:03,773 --> 00:06:05,316 Dozens dead. 310 00:06:05,316 --> 00:06:06,442 Tragedy strikes. 311 00:06:06,442 --> 00:06:08,444 Dozens dead. 312 00:06:08,444 --> 00:06:11,156 And our final order of business 313 00:06:08,444 --> 00:06:11,156 is our entry 314 00:06:11,156 --> 00:06:13,783 to this year's 315 00:06:11,156 --> 00:06:13,783 Expo Internacional du Closet. 316 00:06:13,783 --> 00:06:14,617 What do we got? 317 00:06:14,617 --> 00:06:16,327 Okay, so we all know 318 00:06:16,327 --> 00:06:18,788 that Europeans prefer 319 00:06:16,327 --> 00:06:18,788 strong but simple lines... 320 00:06:16,327 --> 00:06:18,788 Mm-hmm. 321 00:06:18,788 --> 00:06:19,872 which is why I think 322 00:06:19,872 --> 00:06:21,874 that we should go with 323 00:06:19,872 --> 00:06:21,874 the Trafalgar. 324 00:06:21,874 --> 00:06:24,085 Interesting. 325 00:06:24,085 --> 00:06:25,628 It's sturdy, dependable. 326 00:06:25,628 --> 00:06:27,088 On the other hand, 327 00:06:27,088 --> 00:06:28,423 the Matterhorn is a chance 328 00:06:27,088 --> 00:06:28,423 to shake things up. 329 00:06:28,423 --> 00:06:30,091 Think about 330 00:06:28,423 --> 00:06:30,091 what the Danes did in '02. 331 00:06:30,091 --> 00:06:32,218 Also valid. 332 00:06:32,218 --> 00:06:34,179 It's bold, innovative. 333 00:06:35,721 --> 00:06:37,348 Ah, gotta take this. 334 00:06:37,348 --> 00:06:39,559 Civil rights issue 335 00:06:37,348 --> 00:06:39,559 over at the club 336 00:06:37,348 --> 00:06:39,559 I have to deal with. 337 00:06:39,559 --> 00:06:40,393 Hello. 338 00:06:40,393 --> 00:06:41,561 What's so funny? 339 00:06:41,561 --> 00:06:42,603 What are you laughing at? 340 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,314 It's so cute 341 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,314 how nervous you are 342 00:06:44,314 --> 00:06:45,648 about your first expo. 343 00:06:45,648 --> 00:06:47,358 It's like every time 344 00:06:45,648 --> 00:06:47,358 we throw out an idea, 345 00:06:47,358 --> 00:06:49,485 you have to look to see 346 00:06:47,358 --> 00:06:49,485 what your dad is thinking. 347 00:06:49,485 --> 00:06:50,736 I don't do that. 348 00:06:50,736 --> 00:06:52,030 I-I-I don't 349 00:06:50,736 --> 00:06:52,030 do that at all, Dom. 350 00:06:52,030 --> 00:06:53,531 Maybe you do that 351 00:06:52,030 --> 00:06:53,531 with your dad, so... 352 00:06:53,531 --> 00:06:55,741 Gary won't sign my petition 353 00:06:53,531 --> 00:06:55,741 unless I sign his. 354 00:06:55,741 --> 00:06:57,160 It'll be a cold day in hell 355 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,537 before that hippie 356 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,537 tees off in flip-flops. 357 00:07:00,538 --> 00:07:02,040 Where were we? 358 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:04,042 I was just about 359 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:04,042 to make my decision 360 00:07:04,042 --> 00:07:08,629 between the Trafalgar 361 00:07:04,042 --> 00:07:08,629 and the Matterhorn. 362 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,048 Mm-hmm. 363 00:07:10,048 --> 00:07:12,383 I got the power suit, 364 00:07:10,048 --> 00:07:12,383 the corner office. 365 00:07:12,383 --> 00:07:14,219 A closet doesn't get installed 366 00:07:12,383 --> 00:07:14,219 in this town 367 00:07:14,219 --> 00:07:15,636 without me knowing about it. 368 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,013 But one important decision, 369 00:07:17,013 --> 00:07:20,266 and suddenly I'm this pig-tailed 370 00:07:17,013 --> 00:07:20,266 little girl in Mary Janes 371 00:07:20,266 --> 00:07:23,019 looking to daddy 372 00:07:20,266 --> 00:07:23,019 to tell me I'm smart. 373 00:07:23,019 --> 00:07:26,647 Uh, it's... too important 374 00:07:23,019 --> 00:07:26,647 a decision to make right now. 375 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:29,067 I'm just gonna take 376 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:29,067 the rest of the day 377 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:29,067 to think about it. 378 00:07:29,067 --> 00:07:30,526 Okay, but Munich 379 00:07:29,067 --> 00:07:30,526 needs to know by 5:00. 380 00:07:30,526 --> 00:07:33,989 I know, 381 00:07:30,526 --> 00:07:33,989 but this is a tough choice. 382 00:07:33,989 --> 00:07:35,991 Is it? 383 00:07:40,745 --> 00:07:42,038 Hey, I brought your clothes 384 00:07:40,745 --> 00:07:42,038 for tonight. 385 00:07:42,038 --> 00:07:43,539 Oh, thank you honey, 386 00:07:42,038 --> 00:07:43,539 that's so sweet. 387 00:07:43,539 --> 00:07:46,292 How's it going with, um... 388 00:07:43,539 --> 00:07:46,292 The Wi-Fi won't work, 389 00:07:46,292 --> 00:07:48,419 and this whole place 390 00:07:46,292 --> 00:07:48,419 smells like Cup O' Noodles. 391 00:07:48,419 --> 00:07:50,713 Mom, this is April, 392 00:07:48,419 --> 00:07:50,713 Rainer's daughter. 393 00:07:50,713 --> 00:07:51,965 Pleasure to meet you. 394 00:07:51,965 --> 00:07:53,925 Hi. So, I'm gonna 395 00:07:51,965 --> 00:07:53,925 look for a ladies' room. 396 00:07:53,925 --> 00:07:55,551 Do they have those 397 00:07:53,925 --> 00:07:55,551 in factories? 398 00:07:55,551 --> 00:07:57,637 Uh, we do, yes. 399 00:07:55,551 --> 00:07:57,637 It's just down the hall. 400 00:07:57,637 --> 00:07:59,347 Just down the hall. 401 00:07:57,637 --> 00:07:59,347 Thanks, echo. 402 00:08:03,101 --> 00:08:04,227 What's so funny? 403 00:08:04,227 --> 00:08:06,729 Oh, just you dealing 404 00:08:04,227 --> 00:08:06,729 with a teenage girl. 405 00:08:06,729 --> 00:08:08,731 Not as easy as it looks, 406 00:08:06,729 --> 00:08:08,731 is it? 407 00:08:08,731 --> 00:08:10,566 Excuse me. 408 00:08:08,731 --> 00:08:10,566 I'm doing just fine. 409 00:08:10,566 --> 00:08:12,027 Hey, kiddo. 410 00:08:12,027 --> 00:08:14,112 We gonna see you tonight 411 00:08:12,027 --> 00:08:14,112 for the big vacation vote? 412 00:08:14,112 --> 00:08:15,446 You bet. 413 00:08:15,446 --> 00:08:16,822 Mind if I bring 414 00:08:15,446 --> 00:08:16,822 an unbearable teenager? 415 00:08:16,822 --> 00:08:17,740 What's one more. 416 00:08:17,740 --> 00:08:19,951 Listen, I'm gonna 417 00:08:17,740 --> 00:08:19,951 run over to the club 418 00:08:19,951 --> 00:08:22,787 and scare up one last signature 419 00:08:19,951 --> 00:08:22,787 for my cigar petition. 420 00:08:19,951 --> 00:08:22,787 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 421 00:08:22,787 --> 00:08:25,581 Oh, have you decided 422 00:08:22,787 --> 00:08:25,581 on what closet for the expo? 423 00:08:25,581 --> 00:08:26,707 'Cause I was thinking ... 424 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:28,168 No! No, no, no. 425 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:28,168 No, thank you. 426 00:08:28,168 --> 00:08:31,046 I will let you know 427 00:08:28,168 --> 00:08:31,046 when I have made my decision. 428 00:08:31,046 --> 00:08:33,131 Sure. 429 00:08:31,046 --> 00:08:33,131 Sandwich looks good. 430 00:08:33,131 --> 00:08:34,590 Does it? 431 00:08:33,131 --> 00:08:34,590 Does it look good to you? 432 00:08:34,590 --> 00:08:36,342 'Cause that doesn't mean 433 00:08:34,590 --> 00:08:36,342 it's a good sandwich. 434 00:08:36,342 --> 00:08:38,553 It's not. As a matter of fact, 435 00:08:36,342 --> 00:08:38,553 it's not a good sandwich. 436 00:08:38,553 --> 00:08:41,389 All right, 437 00:08:38,553 --> 00:08:41,389 see you guys later tonight. 438 00:08:38,553 --> 00:08:41,389 Uh-huh. 439 00:08:43,975 --> 00:08:44,976 Just do it. 440 00:08:43,975 --> 00:08:44,976 Okay. 441 00:08:47,938 --> 00:08:49,439 Luke? 442 00:08:49,439 --> 00:08:50,690 Buddy? 443 00:08:52,442 --> 00:08:55,570 Kevin, was that my grandson 444 00:08:52,442 --> 00:08:55,570 taking off in that sportscar? 445 00:08:55,570 --> 00:08:57,530 Yeah, it was. 446 00:08:55,570 --> 00:08:57,530 That's quite a spin 447 00:08:55,570 --> 00:08:57,530 on that response. 448 00:08:57,530 --> 00:08:58,949 What's going on? 449 00:08:58,949 --> 00:09:00,450 Maggie Braithwait 450 00:08:58,949 --> 00:09:00,450 has some work for him 451 00:09:00,450 --> 00:09:02,285 to do around her house. 452 00:09:02,285 --> 00:09:03,619 She's got an eye 453 00:09:02,285 --> 00:09:03,619 for the young ones. 454 00:09:02,285 --> 00:09:03,619 Should I be worried? 455 00:09:03,619 --> 00:09:05,080 She might try 456 00:09:03,619 --> 00:09:05,080 and pressure him a little, 457 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:06,206 but Luke's a smart kid, 458 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:06,206 right? 459 00:09:08,833 --> 00:09:10,085 Damn it. 460 00:09:10,919 --> 00:09:12,212 Oh, thank God 461 00:09:10,919 --> 00:09:12,212 you're here. 462 00:09:12,212 --> 00:09:14,255 I can hear the Russians upstairs 463 00:09:12,212 --> 00:09:14,255 laughing at democracy. 464 00:09:14,255 --> 00:09:15,256 All right, shall we? 465 00:09:15,256 --> 00:09:16,882 No. I work alone. 466 00:09:16,882 --> 00:09:19,177 If you hear two bodies 467 00:09:16,882 --> 00:09:19,177 hit the floor, it's done. 468 00:09:19,177 --> 00:09:21,346 If you hear three, 469 00:09:19,177 --> 00:09:21,346 one tried to get back up. 470 00:09:21,346 --> 00:09:22,722 Okay... 471 00:09:24,182 --> 00:09:26,434 Oh! I'm so sorry! 472 00:09:26,434 --> 00:09:27,560 Phil! 473 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,520 Oh, Mitchell! 474 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:30,521 Wow, that's crazy. 475 00:09:30,521 --> 00:09:31,772 Is ... is this your gym? 476 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:32,857 Yeah. 477 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:32,857 Oh. 478 00:09:32,857 --> 00:09:34,400 I was just heading 479 00:09:32,857 --> 00:09:34,400 into the post office. 480 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:35,986 You mind keeping me company? 481 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:35,986 They're always quick. 482 00:09:35,986 --> 00:09:37,737 Oh, well, 483 00:09:35,986 --> 00:09:37,737 actually, I gotta ... 484 00:09:37,737 --> 00:09:39,239 I don't have my keys. 485 00:09:39,239 --> 00:09:40,490 Oh, I must have 486 00:09:39,239 --> 00:09:40,490 dropped them. 487 00:09:40,490 --> 00:09:42,283 Oh, no. Well, I'll ... 488 00:09:40,490 --> 00:09:42,283 I'll help you check the gym. 489 00:09:42,283 --> 00:09:43,868 You remember what machines 490 00:09:42,283 --> 00:09:43,868 you were using? 491 00:09:45,453 --> 00:09:46,955 All of them. 492 00:09:46,955 --> 00:09:50,500 We scoured that gym. 493 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:52,585 It actually did take 494 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:52,585 a crazy long time, 495 00:09:52,585 --> 00:09:54,504 because Mitchell 496 00:09:52,585 --> 00:09:54,504 kept getting lost. 497 00:09:54,504 --> 00:09:56,756 But I still needed 498 00:09:54,504 --> 00:09:56,756 a little more time. 499 00:09:56,756 --> 00:09:58,841 Ugh, sorry that 500 00:09:56,756 --> 00:09:58,841 took so long. 501 00:09:58,841 --> 00:10:02,053 I can't pass up 502 00:09:58,841 --> 00:10:02,053 a library book sale. 503 00:10:02,053 --> 00:10:03,888 I mean, a dollar 504 00:10:02,053 --> 00:10:03,888 for as many magazines 505 00:10:03,888 --> 00:10:05,306 as you can fit 506 00:10:03,888 --> 00:10:05,306 in the car. 507 00:10:05,306 --> 00:10:07,683 Yeah, National Geo... 508 00:10:07,683 --> 00:10:09,602 Land of Savages. 509 00:10:09,602 --> 00:10:10,895 How old are these? 510 00:10:10,895 --> 00:10:12,272 Hi, honey. 511 00:10:12,272 --> 00:10:14,107 Hey, Phil, I know 512 00:10:12,272 --> 00:10:14,107 you already went to the store 513 00:10:14,107 --> 00:10:15,775 for O.J. this morning, 514 00:10:15,775 --> 00:10:16,609 but can you go back 515 00:10:15,775 --> 00:10:16,609 and grab some wine for tonight? 516 00:10:16,609 --> 00:10:17,860 You got it. 517 00:10:17,860 --> 00:10:19,154 Ciao, bella. 518 00:10:19,154 --> 00:10:20,947 You went out for orange juice 519 00:10:19,154 --> 00:10:20,947 this morning? 520 00:10:20,947 --> 00:10:23,158 That's a coincidence. 521 00:10:20,947 --> 00:10:23,158 Cam did too. 522 00:10:23,158 --> 00:10:25,118 That is a coincidence. 523 00:10:23,158 --> 00:10:25,118 That's ... that's really... 524 00:10:27,954 --> 00:10:28,955 Hello. 525 00:10:29,164 --> 00:10:30,331 What do you want? 526 00:10:30,331 --> 00:10:33,126 Every day, I take Joe to a park 527 00:10:30,331 --> 00:10:33,126 in a Russian neighborhood. 528 00:10:33,126 --> 00:10:34,210 We like it there. 529 00:10:34,210 --> 00:10:35,962 I have picked up a few phrases 530 00:10:35,962 --> 00:10:38,506 that the Russian nannies 531 00:10:35,962 --> 00:10:38,506 tell to the Russian kids. 532 00:10:39,174 --> 00:10:41,092 Playtime is over. 533 00:10:41,342 --> 00:10:42,343 Who are ...? 534 00:10:42,343 --> 00:10:44,971 You are bad boys. 535 00:10:42,343 --> 00:10:44,971 It's time to go. 536 00:10:45,346 --> 00:10:47,223 You think she's for real? 537 00:10:47,557 --> 00:10:49,559 Any woman that looks like that 538 00:10:49,559 --> 00:10:51,644 and speaks Russian 539 00:10:49,559 --> 00:10:51,644 must be connected. 540 00:10:52,312 --> 00:10:54,897 Say goodbye to your friend. 541 00:10:52,312 --> 00:10:54,897 It's nap time. 542 00:10:55,690 --> 00:10:57,192 She must know the butcher. 543 00:10:58,193 --> 00:11:00,320 I'm sure we can 544 00:10:58,193 --> 00:11:00,320 work something out. 545 00:11:00,946 --> 00:11:03,073 You want chicken fingers? 546 00:11:04,615 --> 00:11:07,202 Please not my hands! 547 00:11:07,202 --> 00:11:08,912 Well, it's pretty simple, 548 00:11:07,202 --> 00:11:08,912 Mitch. 549 00:11:08,912 --> 00:11:10,246 You just touch everything, 550 00:11:10,246 --> 00:11:11,539 and then 551 00:11:10,246 --> 00:11:11,539 when the tow truck guy 552 00:11:11,539 --> 00:11:12,665 shows up 553 00:11:11,539 --> 00:11:12,665 and sees your dirty paws, 554 00:11:12,665 --> 00:11:13,959 he knows you're a pro. 555 00:11:13,959 --> 00:11:16,877 Also, say "fan belt" 556 00:11:13,959 --> 00:11:16,877 as often as you... 557 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,129 Mitchell? 558 00:11:18,129 --> 00:11:20,173 Mitchell? 559 00:11:20,173 --> 00:11:21,507 Hello. 560 00:11:21,507 --> 00:11:22,758 The red panda's 561 00:11:21,507 --> 00:11:22,758 left the zoo. 562 00:11:22,758 --> 00:11:25,011 Red panda? 563 00:11:22,758 --> 00:11:25,011 Mitchell's code name! 564 00:11:25,011 --> 00:11:27,263 I stalled him for as long 565 00:11:25,011 --> 00:11:27,263 as I could, and he got away. 566 00:11:27,263 --> 00:11:29,807 Okay, well, 567 00:11:27,263 --> 00:11:29,807 how much time do I have? 568 00:11:27,263 --> 00:11:29,807 I'm not sure. 569 00:11:29,807 --> 00:11:31,392 I don't really know 570 00:11:29,807 --> 00:11:31,392 where I am. 571 00:11:31,392 --> 00:11:32,477 All I can see is ... 572 00:11:32,477 --> 00:11:34,312 Oh, there's your house. 573 00:11:32,477 --> 00:11:34,312 What? 574 00:11:34,312 --> 00:11:36,064 Cam. 575 00:11:34,312 --> 00:11:36,064 Hi, sweetheart! 576 00:11:36,064 --> 00:11:37,898 Save the Southern charm, 577 00:11:36,064 --> 00:11:37,898 Scarlett. 578 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,485 Phil was clearly just trying 579 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,485 to keep me from here. 580 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,485 What? 581 00:11:40,485 --> 00:11:41,819 Yeah, I-I lost my keys, 582 00:11:41,819 --> 00:11:43,446 and sudden... 583 00:11:41,819 --> 00:11:43,446 suddenly he shows up and ... 584 00:11:44,114 --> 00:11:45,198 Does this have 585 00:11:44,114 --> 00:11:45,198 something to do 586 00:11:45,198 --> 00:11:46,449 with the thud 587 00:11:45,198 --> 00:11:46,449 we heard upstairs? 588 00:11:46,449 --> 00:11:47,951 Mitchell, 589 00:11:46,449 --> 00:11:47,951 I ... I say this with love, 590 00:11:47,951 --> 00:11:49,494 but you're coming unhinged. 591 00:11:49,494 --> 00:11:51,496 The suspicions, 592 00:11:49,494 --> 00:11:51,496 the accusations, 593 00:11:51,496 --> 00:11:53,456 the mechanical 594 00:11:51,496 --> 00:11:53,456 sexual performance ... 595 00:11:53,456 --> 00:11:55,541 Where has Mitchell gone? 596 00:11:55,541 --> 00:11:57,002 Yeah, I'm ... 597 00:11:55,541 --> 00:11:57,002 but I'm not a doctor, 598 00:11:57,002 --> 00:11:58,461 so if you think something's 599 00:11:57,002 --> 00:11:58,461 going on upstairs, 600 00:11:58,461 --> 00:11:59,795 by all means, 601 00:11:58,461 --> 00:11:59,795 let's go take a look. 602 00:11:59,795 --> 00:12:01,006 You know, 603 00:11:59,795 --> 00:12:01,006 on the other hand, 604 00:12:01,006 --> 00:12:04,384 if I were a doctor, 605 00:12:01,006 --> 00:12:04,384 I would say, 606 00:12:04,384 --> 00:12:06,844 "What's up with all 607 00:12:04,384 --> 00:12:06,844 the conspiracy theories?" 608 00:12:06,844 --> 00:12:09,264 It's textbook paranoia. 609 00:12:09,264 --> 00:12:11,516 Everyone's talking about it. 610 00:12:11,516 --> 00:12:13,684 But again, not a doctor, 611 00:12:11,516 --> 00:12:13,684 so shall we? 612 00:12:16,437 --> 00:12:17,563 Huh. 613 00:12:17,563 --> 00:12:19,440 Well, you know, 614 00:12:17,563 --> 00:12:19,440 there are 30 different ways 615 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,984 to say "I'm sorry" 616 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,984 in Russian. 617 00:12:20,984 --> 00:12:21,985 I'm sorry. 618 00:12:21,985 --> 00:12:24,195 Maybe I was being paranoid. 619 00:12:24,195 --> 00:12:25,738 Apology accepted, 620 00:12:25,738 --> 00:12:28,199 and I'm sorry for calling 621 00:12:25,738 --> 00:12:28,199 your lovemaking mechanical. 622 00:12:28,199 --> 00:12:30,201 I actually really like your 623 00:12:28,199 --> 00:12:30,201 shy, school teacher character. 624 00:12:30,201 --> 00:12:32,620 Thanks. 625 00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:39,920 El Conquistador Especial. 626 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,379 My dad's brand. 627 00:12:41,379 --> 00:12:43,423 That doesn't explain 628 00:12:41,379 --> 00:12:43,423 the lipstick, though. 629 00:12:43,423 --> 00:12:45,841 No, my dad won't even wear 630 00:12:43,423 --> 00:12:45,841 Chapstick. 631 00:12:45,841 --> 00:12:47,427 He says 632 00:12:45,841 --> 00:12:47,427 it's a gateway balm. 633 00:12:50,763 --> 00:12:52,098 Grandpa? 634 00:12:50,763 --> 00:12:52,098 Oh, geez. 635 00:12:52,098 --> 00:12:53,599 I knew I should have 636 00:12:52,098 --> 00:12:53,599 run that yellow. 637 00:12:53,599 --> 00:12:54,850 Where's your shirt? 638 00:12:54,850 --> 00:12:56,937 Mrs. Braithwait wanted me 639 00:12:54,850 --> 00:12:56,937 to move some boxes, 640 00:12:56,937 --> 00:12:59,272 and told me to take it off 641 00:12:56,937 --> 00:12:59,272 so it didn't get dirty. 642 00:12:59,272 --> 00:13:01,149 But I kinda 643 00:12:59,272 --> 00:13:01,149 feel dirty anyway. 644 00:13:01,149 --> 00:13:03,026 Grab your shirt. 645 00:13:01,149 --> 00:13:03,026 We're leaving. 646 00:13:03,026 --> 00:13:06,612 Luke, let's get those dirty, 647 00:13:03,026 --> 00:13:06,612 tight pants in the wash. 648 00:13:07,155 --> 00:13:08,406 Oh, hello. 649 00:13:08,406 --> 00:13:09,950 How are ya? 650 00:13:09,950 --> 00:13:11,492 I'm here to pick up 651 00:13:09,950 --> 00:13:11,492 my barely-legal grandson. 652 00:13:11,492 --> 00:13:13,619 I recognize you. 653 00:13:11,492 --> 00:13:13,619 From the club, right? 654 00:13:13,619 --> 00:13:16,456 You're the one fighting 655 00:13:13,619 --> 00:13:16,456 that silly new cigar rule. 656 00:13:16,456 --> 00:13:17,790 Excuse me? 657 00:13:17,790 --> 00:13:19,500 Where'd you put my shirt? 658 00:13:17,790 --> 00:13:19,500 Give us a minute, kid. 659 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,876 It is a dumb rule, 660 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,876 isn't it. 661 00:13:20,876 --> 00:13:22,420 It's terrible. 662 00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:24,965 My late husband loved 663 00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:24,965 smoking in the main lodge. 664 00:13:24,965 --> 00:13:26,841 Is that whose cologne 665 00:13:24,965 --> 00:13:26,841 you made me put on? 666 00:13:26,841 --> 00:13:28,259 Hey, hey, hey. 667 00:13:26,841 --> 00:13:28,259 Boxes, right? 668 00:13:28,259 --> 00:13:29,344 I've got a petition here. 669 00:13:29,344 --> 00:13:30,678 Why don't you 670 00:13:29,344 --> 00:13:30,678 read it quick? 671 00:13:30,678 --> 00:13:31,804 You might want to sign it. 672 00:13:31,804 --> 00:13:33,932 Oh, I'm not sure 673 00:13:31,804 --> 00:13:33,932 now's such a good time. 674 00:13:33,932 --> 00:13:35,976 My neck is so... 675 00:13:35,976 --> 00:13:37,185 Luke, get in there. 676 00:13:37,185 --> 00:13:38,979 Put your magic fingers 677 00:13:37,185 --> 00:13:38,979 to work. 678 00:13:42,941 --> 00:13:46,319 Mm. How do you know my body 679 00:13:42,941 --> 00:13:46,319 this well? 680 00:13:46,319 --> 00:13:47,862 Right there on the "X." 681 00:13:47,862 --> 00:13:49,114 Ooh... 682 00:13:49,114 --> 00:13:50,198 Oh, you seem relaxed. 683 00:13:50,198 --> 00:13:51,574 I should stop. 684 00:13:51,574 --> 00:13:53,243 Not just yet. 685 00:13:53,243 --> 00:13:55,912 If it would be easier, 686 00:13:53,243 --> 00:13:55,912 just hold the pen, 687 00:13:55,912 --> 00:13:58,331 and I will move the paper 688 00:13:55,912 --> 00:13:58,331 underneath. 689 00:13:58,331 --> 00:13:59,665 If I'd have known 690 00:13:58,331 --> 00:13:59,665 you were this good, 691 00:13:59,665 --> 00:14:00,959 I would have had you 692 00:13:59,665 --> 00:14:00,959 do my feet. 693 00:14:00,959 --> 00:14:02,043 He's gonna get there. 694 00:14:02,043 --> 00:14:03,378 He's working his way down. 695 00:14:03,378 --> 00:14:04,545 Ahh. 696 00:14:04,545 --> 00:14:06,714 Probably just your initials 697 00:14:04,545 --> 00:14:06,714 would be okay. 698 00:14:06,714 --> 00:14:07,966 You know what? 699 00:14:07,966 --> 00:14:09,842 If you don't mind, 700 00:14:07,966 --> 00:14:09,842 I'm gonna sign this later, 701 00:14:09,842 --> 00:14:11,011 send it home with Luke. 702 00:14:11,011 --> 00:14:12,303 All right, come on. 703 00:14:12,303 --> 00:14:13,304 We're done. 704 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,724 Okay, but, uh... 705 00:14:17,892 --> 00:14:19,477 you're definitely 706 00:14:17,892 --> 00:14:19,477 gonna sign it, right? 707 00:14:19,477 --> 00:14:20,686 Definitely, promise. 708 00:14:19,477 --> 00:14:20,686 All right. 709 00:14:20,686 --> 00:14:21,771 Bye-bye. 710 00:14:21,771 --> 00:14:23,064 Luke, we should probably 711 00:14:21,771 --> 00:14:23,064 get upstairs 712 00:14:23,064 --> 00:14:24,524 and flip that mattress. 713 00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:27,443 Luke, I'm sorry. 714 00:14:27,443 --> 00:14:28,444 I forgot your mom 715 00:14:28,444 --> 00:14:29,862 needs you home 716 00:14:28,444 --> 00:14:29,862 for your piano lesson. 717 00:14:29,862 --> 00:14:32,198 Let's go. 718 00:14:29,862 --> 00:14:32,198 Gotta run. See ya. 719 00:14:32,198 --> 00:14:33,324 Took you long enough. 720 00:14:33,324 --> 00:14:34,951 Oh, please, 721 00:14:33,324 --> 00:14:34,951 it was an extra 10 seconds. 722 00:14:34,951 --> 00:14:35,952 What could have happened? 723 00:14:35,952 --> 00:14:37,245 She asked me to do push-ups 724 00:14:37,245 --> 00:14:38,704 while she put on 725 00:14:37,245 --> 00:14:38,704 her wedding dress. 726 00:14:38,704 --> 00:14:40,540 Wow, she jumped right 727 00:14:38,704 --> 00:14:40,540 to the Honeymoon Handshake. 728 00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:41,874 It has a name? 729 00:14:41,874 --> 00:14:43,543 Don't you and your dad 730 00:14:41,874 --> 00:14:43,543 ever talk? 731 00:14:46,922 --> 00:14:49,382 Okay, we've searched 732 00:14:46,922 --> 00:14:49,382 everywhere for Stella, no sign. 733 00:14:49,382 --> 00:14:51,968 Yet. Don't worry, we'll find her 734 00:14:49,382 --> 00:14:51,968 before the gray goat does. 735 00:14:51,968 --> 00:14:54,304 Who? 736 00:14:51,968 --> 00:14:54,304 Jay. Come on, guys, 737 00:14:54,304 --> 00:14:56,431 I spend a lot of time 738 00:14:54,304 --> 00:14:56,431 on those code names. 739 00:14:56,431 --> 00:14:57,848 Okay, hurry, because 740 00:14:56,431 --> 00:14:57,848 he takes a picture of her 741 00:14:57,848 --> 00:15:00,185 every day 742 00:14:57,848 --> 00:15:00,185 at the same time 743 00:15:00,185 --> 00:15:02,103 because he's making 744 00:15:00,185 --> 00:15:02,103 a flip book. 745 00:15:02,103 --> 00:15:03,313 Ay, watch out, watch out. 746 00:15:03,313 --> 00:15:04,940 I think Mitchell 747 00:15:03,313 --> 00:15:04,940 is looking at us. 748 00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:06,399 Okay, I thought I cooled 749 00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:06,399 his suspicions this morning. 750 00:15:06,399 --> 00:15:07,400 Laugh and disperse. 751 00:15:08,568 --> 00:15:10,778 Ay! 752 00:15:11,904 --> 00:15:13,698 Hey, mom. Red wine? 753 00:15:11,904 --> 00:15:13,698 Oh, thanks. 754 00:15:13,698 --> 00:15:15,033 Grandpa said 755 00:15:13,698 --> 00:15:15,033 you'd like it. 756 00:15:13,698 --> 00:15:15,033 Really? 757 00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:16,617 Well, who cares 758 00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:16,617 what he thinks? 759 00:15:16,617 --> 00:15:18,119 Just 'cause he likes something, 760 00:15:16,617 --> 00:15:18,119 I'm supposed to like it? 761 00:15:18,119 --> 00:15:19,245 Unreal. 762 00:15:19,245 --> 00:15:20,663 Mm, and of course, 763 00:15:19,245 --> 00:15:20,663 it's gross. 764 00:15:20,663 --> 00:15:22,207 Okay, well, 765 00:15:20,663 --> 00:15:22,207 I'll just take it back then. 766 00:15:22,207 --> 00:15:24,042 No, no! No need to make 767 00:15:22,207 --> 00:15:24,042 a big deal out of things. 768 00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:25,251 I'll just drink it. 769 00:15:25,251 --> 00:15:27,212 Hey! 770 00:15:25,251 --> 00:15:27,212 Any word from your dad? 771 00:15:27,212 --> 00:15:28,838 He texted me, like, 772 00:15:27,212 --> 00:15:28,838 two hours ago. 773 00:15:28,838 --> 00:15:30,215 I told him how you 774 00:15:28,838 --> 00:15:30,215 kept the car running 775 00:15:28,838 --> 00:15:30,215 when you got gas 776 00:15:30,215 --> 00:15:31,799 and could've 777 00:15:30,215 --> 00:15:31,799 blown me up. 778 00:15:31,799 --> 00:15:33,593 But you told him about 779 00:15:31,799 --> 00:15:33,593 the fun things too right? 780 00:15:33,593 --> 00:15:35,261 We had that huge cookie, 781 00:15:35,261 --> 00:15:37,597 you spun away from 782 00:15:35,261 --> 00:15:37,597 me fast and got your 783 00:15:35,261 --> 00:15:37,597 hair in my mouth. 784 00:15:38,723 --> 00:15:39,975 What was that for? 785 00:15:39,975 --> 00:15:42,477 My friend Betsy 786 00:15:39,975 --> 00:15:42,477 has an Insta about sad stuff. 787 00:15:42,477 --> 00:15:44,187 Uh-huh... 788 00:15:50,693 --> 00:15:52,862 Oh, I-I wasn't... 789 00:15:50,693 --> 00:15:52,862 No, it's okay. 790 00:15:50,693 --> 00:15:52,862 I don't judge. 791 00:15:52,862 --> 00:15:54,697 I'm wearing a clear coat 792 00:15:52,862 --> 00:15:54,697 on my nails. 793 00:15:52,862 --> 00:15:54,697 Ah. 794 00:15:54,697 --> 00:15:56,741 Yeah, I know, 795 00:15:54,697 --> 00:15:56,741 what a chowder head. 796 00:15:56,741 --> 00:15:58,743 Hey, speaking of 797 00:15:56,741 --> 00:15:58,743 that regional delicacy... 798 00:15:58,743 --> 00:16:00,245 I am not voting 799 00:15:58,743 --> 00:16:00,245 to go to Boston 800 00:16:00,245 --> 00:16:02,372 just so we could see 801 00:16:00,245 --> 00:16:02,372 where America's first ghoul 802 00:16:02,372 --> 00:16:03,664 was potty trained. 803 00:16:03,664 --> 00:16:05,250 Care to wipe the lipstick 804 00:16:03,664 --> 00:16:05,250 off my neck 805 00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:06,667 from where 806 00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:06,667 you bit my head off? 807 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:09,087 Hey ... And why is there 808 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:09,087 no orange juice? 809 00:16:09,087 --> 00:16:10,880 My mom went out for some 810 00:16:09,087 --> 00:16:10,880 this morning. 811 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:11,839 Really? 812 00:16:11,839 --> 00:16:13,341 That you find interesting? 813 00:16:13,341 --> 00:16:15,010 Might as well pack for SeaWorld 814 00:16:13,341 --> 00:16:15,010 right now. 815 00:16:16,970 --> 00:16:18,638 Hey, guys, 816 00:16:16,970 --> 00:16:18,638 have you seen April? 817 00:16:18,638 --> 00:16:19,680 Just saw her 818 00:16:18,638 --> 00:16:19,680 a minute ago. 819 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:20,932 She had me pose 820 00:16:20,932 --> 00:16:22,267 for some Instagram thing 821 00:16:20,932 --> 00:16:22,267 her friend does. 822 00:16:24,144 --> 00:16:25,603 What is this? 823 00:16:25,603 --> 00:16:27,730 Clothes that don't come 824 00:16:25,603 --> 00:16:27,730 from a mall. 825 00:16:25,603 --> 00:16:27,730 Hold on, hold on. 826 00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:29,149 I'm supposed to be 827 00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:29,149 watching you. 828 00:16:29,149 --> 00:16:30,942 I'm going to Betsy's. 829 00:16:29,149 --> 00:16:30,942 My Uber's out front. 830 00:16:30,942 --> 00:16:31,985 Who is this Betsy? 831 00:16:31,985 --> 00:16:33,361 Are her parents 832 00:16:31,985 --> 00:16:33,361 even home? 833 00:16:33,361 --> 00:16:35,321 And you're 14. 834 00:16:33,361 --> 00:16:35,321 You're not Ubering anywhere. 835 00:16:35,321 --> 00:16:36,948 Also, you ... 836 00:16:35,321 --> 00:16:36,948 you can lose the makeup 837 00:16:36,948 --> 00:16:38,491 because you look like 838 00:16:36,948 --> 00:16:38,491 a prostitute 839 00:16:38,491 --> 00:16:39,993 at an electronics 840 00:16:38,491 --> 00:16:39,993 convention. 841 00:16:39,993 --> 00:16:41,744 Now, go wipe it off 842 00:16:39,993 --> 00:16:41,744 and help set the table. 843 00:16:45,873 --> 00:16:46,958 Huh. 844 00:16:46,958 --> 00:16:48,418 What? 845 00:16:48,418 --> 00:16:49,794 I'm ... I'm not used to being 846 00:16:48,418 --> 00:16:49,794 all parenty, okay? 847 00:16:49,794 --> 00:16:51,254 No, you did a great job. 848 00:16:51,254 --> 00:16:53,006 Oh, thanks. 849 00:16:53,006 --> 00:16:54,925 I just felt weird 'cause 850 00:16:53,006 --> 00:16:54,925 you were standing right there, 851 00:16:54,925 --> 00:16:56,009 and you're, like, 852 00:16:54,925 --> 00:16:56,009 the expert. 853 00:16:56,009 --> 00:16:57,969 Oh, 854 00:16:56,009 --> 00:16:57,969 I am hardly the expert. 855 00:16:57,969 --> 00:16:59,220 I still... 856 00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:01,139 I still have my own stuff 857 00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:01,139 to work on. 858 00:17:01,139 --> 00:17:02,307 Hm. 859 00:17:02,307 --> 00:17:04,184 Maybe I shouldn't have 860 00:17:02,307 --> 00:17:04,184 called her a prostitute? 861 00:17:04,184 --> 00:17:06,019 You gotta have fun 862 00:17:04,184 --> 00:17:06,019 with it. 863 00:17:04,184 --> 00:17:06,019 Hm. 864 00:17:08,813 --> 00:17:09,814 Hey, dad. 865 00:17:10,815 --> 00:17:13,568 I'm sorry 866 00:17:10,815 --> 00:17:13,568 that I barked at you today. 867 00:17:13,568 --> 00:17:15,820 It's just with this whole 868 00:17:13,568 --> 00:17:15,820 Expo decision... 869 00:17:17,322 --> 00:17:18,949 I hate feeling 870 00:17:17,322 --> 00:17:18,949 like a little girl 871 00:17:18,949 --> 00:17:20,408 that needs 872 00:17:18,949 --> 00:17:20,408 her daddy's help. 873 00:17:20,408 --> 00:17:24,245 But I guess there's no harm 874 00:17:20,408 --> 00:17:24,245 in looking to the guy 875 00:17:24,245 --> 00:17:26,998 who's been knocking it 876 00:17:24,245 --> 00:17:26,998 out of the park for 877 00:17:24,245 --> 00:17:26,998 25 years, right? 878 00:17:26,998 --> 00:17:28,416 Nope. 879 00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:30,376 And the best advice 880 00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:30,376 that guy could give you is, 881 00:17:30,376 --> 00:17:32,712 go with you gut... 882 00:17:32,712 --> 00:17:33,879 'cause you're good 883 00:17:32,712 --> 00:17:33,879 at this. 884 00:17:33,879 --> 00:17:35,256 Thanks. 885 00:17:35,256 --> 00:17:36,341 Thanks. 886 00:17:36,341 --> 00:17:38,176 And I ... and I have 887 00:17:36,341 --> 00:17:38,176 made a decision. 888 00:17:38,176 --> 00:17:40,678 I'm going 889 00:17:38,176 --> 00:17:40,678 with the Matterhorn. 890 00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,098 Huh. 891 00:17:44,099 --> 00:17:45,725 Damn it. 892 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,811 Look who I found! 893 00:17:48,811 --> 00:17:49,895 Ay, thank God! 894 00:17:49,895 --> 00:17:51,689 This is the first time 895 00:17:49,895 --> 00:17:51,689 I'm so happy to see her. 896 00:17:51,689 --> 00:17:53,649 Let's get this shock collar off 897 00:17:51,689 --> 00:17:53,649 before he gets... 898 00:17:53,649 --> 00:17:54,734 Hello, guys! 899 00:17:53,649 --> 00:17:54,734 Oh! 900 00:17:54,734 --> 00:17:56,152 There's my little baby. 901 00:17:54,734 --> 00:17:56,152 Ah! 902 00:17:56,152 --> 00:17:57,612 You two, 903 00:17:56,152 --> 00:17:57,612 take these in the house. 904 00:17:57,612 --> 00:17:59,739 I've got a couple 905 00:17:57,612 --> 00:17:59,739 left in the trunk. 906 00:17:57,612 --> 00:17:59,739 A little help, buddy. 907 00:17:59,739 --> 00:18:01,449 Oh, on the other side 908 00:17:59,739 --> 00:18:01,449 of the gate? 909 00:17:59,739 --> 00:18:01,449 Come on, Phil! 910 00:18:01,449 --> 00:18:03,451 Couldn't they just 911 00:18:01,449 --> 00:18:03,451 circle back around? 912 00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:09,540 Say what? 913 00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:09,540 It's nothing. 914 00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:10,625 All right, take that. 915 00:18:15,005 --> 00:18:16,756 Oh, mama! 916 00:18:23,679 --> 00:18:25,181 What's wrong with you? 917 00:18:23,679 --> 00:18:25,181 Pick it up. 918 00:18:25,181 --> 00:18:26,975 Yeah, let's do it. 919 00:18:25,181 --> 00:18:26,975 Let's pick it up. 920 00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,143 Aah! Aah! 921 00:18:29,227 --> 00:18:31,104 What the hell's 922 00:18:29,227 --> 00:18:31,104 the matter with you? 923 00:18:31,104 --> 00:18:32,397 Why are you making 924 00:18:31,104 --> 00:18:32,397 those sounds? 925 00:18:31,104 --> 00:18:32,397 I don't think that's... 926 00:18:32,397 --> 00:18:34,315 Mm. 927 00:18:34,315 --> 00:18:35,650 All right, 928 00:18:34,315 --> 00:18:35,650 when you're done here, 929 00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:36,901 come back 930 00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:36,901 'cause there's more. 931 00:18:36,901 --> 00:18:38,028 Okie-doke. 932 00:18:40,696 --> 00:18:42,032 What the hell is that? 933 00:18:42,032 --> 00:18:43,408 Is that a shock collar? 934 00:18:43,408 --> 00:18:45,701 I don't know, 935 00:18:43,408 --> 00:18:45,701 but this is a shocked face 936 00:18:45,701 --> 00:18:48,704 because I have never seen 937 00:18:45,701 --> 00:18:48,704 something like that in my life. 938 00:18:48,704 --> 00:18:50,123 So you obviously 939 00:18:48,704 --> 00:18:50,123 bought it. 940 00:18:50,123 --> 00:18:52,708 I just didn't want Stella 941 00:18:50,123 --> 00:18:52,708 to walk out in the street. 942 00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,044 That's what a leash 943 00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,044 is for! 944 00:18:54,044 --> 00:18:55,086 You're a bad dog owner. 945 00:18:55,086 --> 00:18:56,212 Bad dog owner! 946 00:18:56,212 --> 00:18:57,672 Why did you have it? 947 00:18:57,672 --> 00:18:58,589 Well, I know why. 948 00:18:58,589 --> 00:19:00,175 Yeah, because they're 949 00:18:58,589 --> 00:19:00,175 all working together. 950 00:19:00,175 --> 00:19:01,634 Oh, here we go. 951 00:19:01,634 --> 00:19:03,136 You should've heard 952 00:19:01,634 --> 00:19:03,136 his paranoia this morning 953 00:19:03,136 --> 00:19:05,013 about the ... 954 00:19:03,136 --> 00:19:05,013 the Russian renters? 955 00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:06,597 Oh, I'm glad ... I'm glad 956 00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:06,597 you brought up the Russians 957 00:19:06,597 --> 00:19:08,141 because look at 958 00:19:06,597 --> 00:19:08,141 what I found! 959 00:19:08,141 --> 00:19:10,310 That's my 960 00:19:08,141 --> 00:19:10,310 El Conquistador Especial. 961 00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:11,811 Gloria took that from me 962 00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:11,811 this morning. 963 00:19:11,811 --> 00:19:13,063 Oh, let me guess, 964 00:19:13,063 --> 00:19:15,106 right before she went out 965 00:19:13,063 --> 00:19:15,106 to buy orange juice. 966 00:19:15,106 --> 00:19:16,482 That's right. 967 00:19:15,106 --> 00:19:16,482 Except for she wasn't. 968 00:19:16,482 --> 00:19:19,402 She was with Cam 969 00:19:16,482 --> 00:19:19,402 getting rid of the squatters 970 00:19:19,402 --> 00:19:21,862 while I was being stalled 971 00:19:19,402 --> 00:19:21,862 by that man! 972 00:19:22,948 --> 00:19:24,532 They helped me 973 00:19:22,948 --> 00:19:24,532 hide a reindeer! 974 00:19:24,532 --> 00:19:25,783 From a year ago? 975 00:19:25,783 --> 00:19:27,535 Who knows how long 976 00:19:25,783 --> 00:19:27,535 this has been going on. 977 00:19:27,535 --> 00:19:28,869 Okay, 978 00:19:27,535 --> 00:19:28,869 they've been in cahoots, 979 00:19:28,869 --> 00:19:30,330 covering up 980 00:19:28,869 --> 00:19:30,330 each other's mistakes 981 00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:32,373 before we've even had 982 00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:32,373 a chance to shame them. 983 00:19:32,373 --> 00:19:34,334 Since this 984 00:19:32,373 --> 00:19:34,334 little alliance 985 00:19:34,334 --> 00:19:36,086 made a decision 986 00:19:34,334 --> 00:19:36,086 to go behind our backs, 987 00:19:36,086 --> 00:19:38,129 maybe we should make a decision 988 00:19:36,086 --> 00:19:38,129 without them. 989 00:19:38,129 --> 00:19:40,590 Oh. 990 00:19:38,129 --> 00:19:40,590 Like where we're going 991 00:19:38,129 --> 00:19:40,590 on vacation. 992 00:19:40,590 --> 00:19:41,424 What? 993 00:19:40,590 --> 00:19:41,424 No, por favor, no! 994 00:19:41,424 --> 00:19:42,758 What? No! 995 00:19:42,758 --> 00:19:44,135 You can't do that. 996 00:19:42,758 --> 00:19:44,135 I like it. I like it. 997 00:19:44,135 --> 00:19:45,220 Let's do this. 998 00:19:44,135 --> 00:19:45,220 Let's go vote. 999 00:19:47,305 --> 00:19:48,473 Yep. 1000 00:19:47,305 --> 00:19:48,473 We've got it. 1001 00:19:48,473 --> 00:19:49,975 Okay. 1002 00:19:48,473 --> 00:19:49,975 We've reached a decision. 1003 00:19:49,975 --> 00:19:51,351 Drum roll please. 1004 00:19:51,351 --> 00:19:53,228 (out-of-rhythm drum 1005 00:19:51,351 --> 00:19:53,228 plays) 1006 00:19:53,228 --> 00:19:55,230 Close enough. 1007 00:19:55,230 --> 00:19:56,814 The family is going to... 1008 00:19:58,316 --> 00:19:59,775 Italy! 1009 00:19:59,775 --> 00:20:00,944 Ah! 1010 00:19:59,775 --> 00:20:00,944 Yes! 1011 00:20:00,944 --> 00:20:02,070 Oh, my God! 1012 00:20:00,944 --> 00:20:02,070 That's awesome! 1013 00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,363 That's so awesome, 1014 00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,363 guys! 1015 00:20:03,363 --> 00:20:04,614 Yeah. 1016 00:20:04,614 --> 00:20:07,867 The cutest part is that they 1017 00:20:04,614 --> 00:20:07,867 think it was their idea. 1018 00:20:14,707 --> 00:20:16,001 Mmm, 1019 00:20:14,707 --> 00:20:16,001 what are you making? 1020 00:20:16,001 --> 00:20:17,502 I'm making an Italian dish 1021 00:20:17,502 --> 00:20:19,295 that Jay's mother 1022 00:20:17,502 --> 00:20:19,295 used to make. 1023 00:20:20,922 --> 00:20:22,423 Breakfast lasagna. 1024 00:20:22,423 --> 00:20:23,716 Great call, honey. 1025 00:20:28,388 --> 00:20:29,514 Hi. 1026 00:20:28,388 --> 00:20:29,514 Oh. 1027 00:20:29,514 --> 00:20:31,141 Hey, sweetie, 1028 00:20:29,514 --> 00:20:31,141 your breakfast is on the table. 1029 00:20:31,141 --> 00:20:32,350 Oh, what's this? 1030 00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:34,352 Oh! 1031 00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:34,352 I've named him. 1032 00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:34,352 It's Giovanni. 1033 00:20:34,352 --> 00:20:37,647 I'm still thinking about 1034 00:20:34,352 --> 00:20:37,647 that movie last night. 1035 00:20:37,647 --> 00:20:39,149 You picked a good one. 1036 00:20:39,149 --> 00:20:41,985 Only the Italians could make 1037 00:20:39,149 --> 00:20:41,985 something that romantic. 1038 00:20:41,985 --> 00:20:43,694 Flapjacks for mi amore. 1039 00:20:43,694 --> 00:20:44,862 Oh, grazie. 1040 00:20:48,699 --> 00:20:50,451 No offense, dad, 1041 00:20:48,699 --> 00:20:50,451 but I'm not sure these magazines 1042 00:20:50,451 --> 00:20:52,120 are the treasure 1043 00:20:50,451 --> 00:20:52,120 trove of information 1044 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,704 you thought they were. 1045 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,704 What are you 1046 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,704 talking about? 1047 00:20:53,704 --> 00:20:55,916 Now and Forever. 1048 00:20:55,916 --> 00:20:58,043 Our mysterious Neighbor 1049 00:20:55,916 --> 00:20:58,043 to the North. 1050 00:20:58,043 --> 00:21:00,378 Don't hate these photos 1051 00:20:58,043 --> 00:21:00,378 of the lost tribes. 1052 00:21:00,378 --> 00:21:02,213 That's a human head 1053 00:21:00,378 --> 00:21:02,213 hanging off her skirt. 1054 00:21:02,213 --> 00:21:04,174 Kids, these magazines 1055 00:21:02,213 --> 00:21:04,174 harken back to a time 1056 00:21:04,174 --> 00:21:06,176 when man had to forage 1057 00:21:04,174 --> 00:21:06,176 and fight for his foods. 1058 00:21:06,176 --> 00:21:07,802 You guys have it too easy 1059 00:21:06,176 --> 00:21:07,802 nowadays. 1060 00:21:07,802 --> 00:21:09,554 You can lay around 1061 00:21:07,802 --> 00:21:09,554 eating snacks saying, 1062 00:21:09,554 --> 00:21:11,306 "Okay, Google, 1063 00:21:09,554 --> 00:21:11,306 dim the kitchen lights." 1064 00:21:11,306 --> 00:21:12,223 Sure thing. 1065 00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:16,061 Go ahead, Dad. 1066 00:21:16,061 --> 00:21:18,104 Okay, Google, 1067 00:21:18,104 --> 00:21:20,190 show me a video 1068 00:21:18,104 --> 00:21:20,190 of a kangaroo 1069 00:21:20,190 --> 00:21:23,609 playing badminton 1070 00:21:20,190 --> 00:21:23,609 with a pirate. 1071 00:21:23,609 --> 00:21:25,236 Sure, playing on YouTube. 1072 00:21:25,236 --> 00:21:27,530 What?