1 00:00:01,649 --> 00:00:03,276 Crap. Crap. 2 00:00:03,276 --> 00:00:06,154 Crappacino. 3 00:00:03,276 --> 00:00:06,154 Charlie Craplin. 4 00:00:06,154 --> 00:00:09,032 In Colombia, when the old man 5 00:00:06,154 --> 00:00:09,032 starts yelling at the mail, 6 00:00:09,032 --> 00:00:11,909 we put them on a sandbar and 7 00:00:09,032 --> 00:00:11,909 wait for the tide to come in. 8 00:00:11,909 --> 00:00:14,912 Well, Delgado's got a doozy 9 00:00:11,909 --> 00:00:14,912 of a Valentine's dilemma. 10 00:00:14,912 --> 00:00:16,789 I texted out feelers 11 00:00:14,912 --> 00:00:16,789 for two dates. 12 00:00:16,789 --> 00:00:19,334 Vicky Noh is top choice, 13 00:00:16,789 --> 00:00:19,334 but Alexa Potts has been doing 14 00:00:19,334 --> 00:00:21,336 this bad-girl thing lately 15 00:00:19,334 --> 00:00:21,336 I'm into. 16 00:00:21,336 --> 00:00:23,296 So, while I wait 17 00:00:21,336 --> 00:00:23,296 for a yes from Noh, 18 00:00:23,296 --> 00:00:24,672 I've got to keep Potts 19 00:00:23,296 --> 00:00:24,672 on the back burner. 20 00:00:24,672 --> 00:00:26,299 Oh, my God. 21 00:00:24,672 --> 00:00:26,299 Is it still talking? 22 00:00:26,299 --> 00:00:27,550 Jay, 23 00:00:26,299 --> 00:00:27,550 that's so rude! 24 00:00:27,550 --> 00:00:29,510 He overthinks 25 00:00:27,550 --> 00:00:29,510 everything. 26 00:00:29,510 --> 00:00:32,347 If you have a shot 27 00:00:29,510 --> 00:00:32,347 at the bad girl, jump. 28 00:00:32,347 --> 00:00:34,515 I don't know. 29 00:00:34,515 --> 00:00:36,517 She has a stepdad who 30 00:00:34,515 --> 00:00:36,517 only pays attention to 31 00:00:34,515 --> 00:00:36,517 her hot older sister. 32 00:00:36,517 --> 00:00:38,436 I will dial 33 00:00:36,517 --> 00:00:38,436 the phone for you. 34 00:00:38,436 --> 00:00:39,854 Ugh. 35 00:00:39,854 --> 00:00:41,689 That was Joe's school. 36 00:00:39,854 --> 00:00:41,689 He's in trouble. 37 00:00:41,689 --> 00:00:42,941 We need to go meet 38 00:00:41,689 --> 00:00:42,941 with the teacher. 39 00:00:42,941 --> 00:00:44,234 What the hell 40 00:00:42,941 --> 00:00:44,234 did he do? 41 00:00:44,234 --> 00:00:46,527 He robbed a bank 42 00:00:44,234 --> 00:00:46,527 and took 18 hostages. 43 00:00:46,527 --> 00:00:48,529 How would I know? 44 00:00:46,527 --> 00:00:48,529 Let's go. 45 00:00:48,529 --> 00:00:50,073 It's a no-go. 46 00:00:50,073 --> 00:00:51,824 Alexa wanted to use 47 00:00:50,073 --> 00:00:51,824 the hot tub tonight, 48 00:00:51,824 --> 00:00:53,659 but apparently can't find 49 00:00:51,824 --> 00:00:53,659 her bathing suit. 50 00:00:53,659 --> 00:00:56,037 If you don't come home smelling 51 00:00:53,659 --> 00:00:56,037 of light beer and chlorine, 52 00:00:56,037 --> 00:00:57,330 do not come home 53 00:00:56,037 --> 00:00:57,330 at all. 54 00:01:12,262 --> 00:01:14,973 Uh, honey? 55 00:01:14,973 --> 00:01:17,600 Um... 56 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:21,479 Whoa. 57 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:21,479 Happy Valentine's Day, 58 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:21,479 my love! 59 00:01:21,479 --> 00:01:23,439 Oh, thank you. 60 00:01:21,479 --> 00:01:23,439 Ooh. 61 00:01:23,439 --> 00:01:25,816 I love this. 62 00:01:23,439 --> 00:01:25,816 What is it? 63 00:01:25,816 --> 00:01:28,778 It's the actual porch swing 64 00:01:25,816 --> 00:01:28,778 where we had our first kiss. 65 00:01:28,778 --> 00:01:30,446 No. 66 00:01:28,778 --> 00:01:30,446 Check it out. 67 00:01:30,446 --> 00:01:32,615 The carvings are still 68 00:01:30,446 --> 00:01:32,615 on the back from 25 years ago. 69 00:01:32,615 --> 00:01:35,576 Oh, my gosh. 70 00:01:32,615 --> 00:01:35,576 "Phil hearts Claire." 71 00:01:35,576 --> 00:01:38,746 Oh, honey, this is gonna look 72 00:01:35,576 --> 00:01:38,746 so great out on our porch. 73 00:01:38,746 --> 00:01:40,165 I can't believe you 74 00:01:38,746 --> 00:01:40,165 did this. 75 00:01:40,165 --> 00:01:41,958 It was nothing. 76 00:01:40,165 --> 00:01:41,958 Wow. 77 00:01:41,958 --> 00:01:44,252 I made a few calls, 78 00:01:41,958 --> 00:01:44,252 drove half a day... 79 00:01:44,252 --> 00:01:47,213 Uh-huh. 80 00:01:44,252 --> 00:01:47,213 had Campari and haggled 81 00:01:44,252 --> 00:01:47,213 with a handsy gay landlord, 82 00:01:47,213 --> 00:01:48,798 took the swing apart, 83 00:01:47,213 --> 00:01:48,798 loaded it in a van, 84 00:01:48,798 --> 00:01:50,091 ran out of gas 85 00:01:48,798 --> 00:01:50,091 in the desert, 86 00:01:50,091 --> 00:01:51,592 got harassed 87 00:01:50,091 --> 00:01:51,592 by a shady state trooper, 88 00:01:51,592 --> 00:01:53,178 and drove back 89 00:01:51,592 --> 00:01:53,178 with a blinding migraine. 90 00:01:53,178 --> 00:01:54,262 But easy-peasy. 91 00:01:54,262 --> 00:01:55,680 I love it. 92 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:58,183 Knock, knock. 93 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:58,183 Happy Valentine's Day 94 00:01:58,183 --> 00:01:59,559 or, as I call it, 95 00:01:58,183 --> 00:01:59,559 "the best night 96 00:01:59,559 --> 00:02:00,685 to go to 97 00:01:59,559 --> 00:02:00,685 the grocery store." 98 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:03,271 And here is your 99 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:03,271 Valentine's gift. 100 00:02:03,271 --> 00:02:04,855 I wrapped it myself 101 00:02:03,271 --> 00:02:04,855 in the office, 102 00:02:04,855 --> 00:02:07,358 and then, like a dingdong, 103 00:02:04,855 --> 00:02:07,358 I left it there, so... 104 00:02:07,358 --> 00:02:09,360 Whoa, sparkly. 105 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,362 Just like you. That's why 106 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,362 I picked the wrapping. 107 00:02:11,362 --> 00:02:12,488 She sure did. 108 00:02:11,362 --> 00:02:12,488 Yeah. Go ahead. 109 00:02:13,739 --> 00:02:15,533 Claire, I think I know 110 00:02:13,739 --> 00:02:15,533 what this is. 111 00:02:15,533 --> 00:02:16,826 I can't believe 112 00:02:15,533 --> 00:02:16,826 you did this. 113 00:02:16,826 --> 00:02:18,161 I know, right? 114 00:02:18,161 --> 00:02:19,870 You got me 115 00:02:18,161 --> 00:02:19,870 an old watch. 116 00:02:19,870 --> 00:02:22,082 Pretty cool, right? 117 00:02:19,870 --> 00:02:22,082 So cool. 118 00:02:22,082 --> 00:02:24,000 I've got a crazy-good 119 00:02:22,082 --> 00:02:24,000 poker face, 120 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,501 but I didn't love the watch. 121 00:02:25,501 --> 00:02:27,045 I'd been dropping 122 00:02:25,501 --> 00:02:27,045 these big hints 123 00:02:27,045 --> 00:02:29,380 about a pair of genuine 124 00:02:27,045 --> 00:02:29,380 Houdini handcuffs 125 00:02:29,380 --> 00:02:31,382 on sale at a local magic shop. 126 00:02:31,382 --> 00:02:35,261 They're from his famous 127 00:02:31,382 --> 00:02:35,261 Coffin of Cobras Escape of 1923. 128 00:02:35,261 --> 00:02:36,637 The trick was so shocking 129 00:02:36,637 --> 00:02:38,264 that women 130 00:02:36,637 --> 00:02:38,264 went into spontaneous labor 131 00:02:38,264 --> 00:02:40,266 and the men paired off 132 00:02:38,264 --> 00:02:40,266 in violent fighting. 133 00:02:40,266 --> 00:02:43,103 I, uh, don't think 134 00:02:40,266 --> 00:02:43,103 it's working. 135 00:02:43,103 --> 00:02:44,937 Uh... 136 00:02:43,103 --> 00:02:44,937 Oh, well, I mean, 137 00:02:44,937 --> 00:02:46,439 I'm just seeing this watch 138 00:02:44,937 --> 00:02:46,439 for the first time, 139 00:02:46,439 --> 00:02:48,816 but it looks like 140 00:02:46,439 --> 00:02:48,816 it's got a self-winder. 141 00:02:48,816 --> 00:02:49,985 You just move your... 142 00:02:48,816 --> 00:02:49,985 Yeah. 143 00:02:49,985 --> 00:02:51,152 arm around 144 00:02:49,985 --> 00:02:51,152 to keep it going. 145 00:02:51,152 --> 00:02:52,737 I should probably 146 00:02:51,152 --> 00:02:52,737 get going. 147 00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:53,947 Mother's waiting 148 00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:53,947 in the truck... 149 00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:53,947 Mm-hmm. 150 00:02:53,947 --> 00:02:55,740 and she's patient 151 00:02:53,947 --> 00:02:55,740 until she isn't. 152 00:02:57,742 --> 00:03:00,078 Oh, and I've got 153 00:02:57,742 --> 00:03:00,078 to get to work, too, 154 00:03:00,078 --> 00:03:02,247 before all 155 00:03:00,078 --> 00:03:02,247 the single gals show up. 156 00:03:02,247 --> 00:03:04,915 It's pretty hard to concentrate 157 00:03:02,247 --> 00:03:04,915 with all the bathroom crying 158 00:03:04,915 --> 00:03:07,418 and the half-eaten chocolates 159 00:03:04,915 --> 00:03:07,418 getting hurled at the wall. 160 00:03:09,129 --> 00:03:11,297 Have a good one. 161 00:03:09,129 --> 00:03:11,297 I will. 162 00:03:11,297 --> 00:03:12,798 Hey. 163 00:03:11,297 --> 00:03:12,798 Hey. 164 00:03:12,798 --> 00:03:14,342 Wow. 165 00:03:12,798 --> 00:03:14,342 Those are nice. 166 00:03:14,342 --> 00:03:15,760 Yeah, they were on 167 00:03:14,342 --> 00:03:15,760 the front porch. 168 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,678 They're from 169 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,678 a mystery admirer. 170 00:03:17,678 --> 00:03:20,015 The card says, 171 00:03:17,678 --> 00:03:20,015 "You don't know your power." 172 00:03:20,015 --> 00:03:21,349 Oh, that's my bad. 173 00:03:21,349 --> 00:03:23,059 I was power-washing 174 00:03:21,349 --> 00:03:23,059 the flagstones 175 00:03:23,059 --> 00:03:25,020 in my old cheer shorts ... 176 00:03:23,059 --> 00:03:25,020 They're for me. 177 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:26,521 Yeah, don't ask who 178 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:26,521 they're from, 179 00:03:26,521 --> 00:03:28,689 because I don't know, 180 00:03:26,521 --> 00:03:28,689 but I will find out. 181 00:03:26,521 --> 00:03:28,689 Oh. 182 00:03:28,689 --> 00:03:30,066 What happened 183 00:03:28,689 --> 00:03:30,066 to your arm? 184 00:03:30,066 --> 00:03:33,028 Oh, I am winding 185 00:03:30,066 --> 00:03:33,028 an old watch 186 00:03:33,028 --> 00:03:35,363 that your mother gave me 187 00:03:33,028 --> 00:03:35,363 for Valentine's Day. 188 00:03:35,363 --> 00:03:38,658 Oh. That's pretty uneven. 189 00:03:35,363 --> 00:03:38,658 You gave her this awesome swing. 190 00:03:38,658 --> 00:03:40,994 Man, where did mom find a guy 191 00:03:38,658 --> 00:03:40,994 as sweet as you? 192 00:03:40,994 --> 00:03:42,495 Actually, she hit me 193 00:03:40,994 --> 00:03:42,495 with her car 194 00:03:42,495 --> 00:03:44,830 when I was break-dancing 195 00:03:42,495 --> 00:03:44,830 in a KFC parking lot. 196 00:03:44,830 --> 00:03:46,707 And your mother's 197 00:03:44,830 --> 00:03:46,707 not unromantic. 198 00:03:46,707 --> 00:03:48,834 She's just been busy 199 00:03:46,707 --> 00:03:48,834 with work lately. 200 00:03:48,834 --> 00:03:50,628 Well, you've been married 201 00:03:48,834 --> 00:03:50,628 for like 25 years. 202 00:03:50,628 --> 00:03:51,879 What's that supposed 203 00:03:50,628 --> 00:03:51,879 to mean? 204 00:03:51,879 --> 00:03:52,964 You guys are overdue 205 00:03:51,879 --> 00:03:52,964 for the romance 206 00:03:52,964 --> 00:03:54,715 to fizzle out 207 00:03:52,964 --> 00:03:54,715 a little bit. 208 00:03:54,715 --> 00:03:57,093 Oh, well, it's nice to know 209 00:03:54,715 --> 00:03:57,093 that some dime-store posies 210 00:03:57,093 --> 00:03:59,929 from an unnamed stalker 211 00:03:57,093 --> 00:03:59,929 have made you an expert 212 00:03:57,093 --> 00:03:59,929 on matters of the heart. 213 00:03:59,929 --> 00:04:02,390 It so happens that your mother 214 00:03:59,929 --> 00:04:02,390 is still very romantic, 215 00:04:02,390 --> 00:04:04,267 which I will prove 216 00:04:02,390 --> 00:04:04,267 with a surprise visit 217 00:04:04,267 --> 00:04:06,102 to her office 218 00:04:04,267 --> 00:04:06,102 this afternoon. 219 00:04:08,479 --> 00:04:10,315 Let me guess ... 220 00:04:08,479 --> 00:04:10,315 you built this inside 221 00:04:10,315 --> 00:04:11,816 and didn't measure 222 00:04:10,315 --> 00:04:11,816 the door? 223 00:04:11,816 --> 00:04:14,527 Card was right. 224 00:04:11,816 --> 00:04:14,527 You don't know your own power... 225 00:04:14,527 --> 00:04:15,611 to be mean. 226 00:04:16,904 --> 00:04:19,574 Thank you so much 227 00:04:16,904 --> 00:04:19,574 for helping us out. 228 00:04:19,574 --> 00:04:21,242 Ah, yeah. 229 00:04:19,574 --> 00:04:21,242 Rainer has work, anyways. 230 00:04:21,242 --> 00:04:22,743 He does this 231 00:04:21,242 --> 00:04:22,743 Valentine's Day thing 232 00:04:22,743 --> 00:04:24,662 where he tracks Cupid 233 00:04:22,743 --> 00:04:24,662 on the radar. 234 00:04:22,743 --> 00:04:24,662 Aww, cute. 235 00:04:24,662 --> 00:04:26,414 Oh, and Lily gets to stay up 236 00:04:24,662 --> 00:04:26,414 a little later tonight 237 00:04:26,414 --> 00:04:28,083 because she had 238 00:04:26,414 --> 00:04:28,083 a big-girl moment at school. 239 00:04:28,083 --> 00:04:30,918 Yes, this boy Jagger ... 240 00:04:28,083 --> 00:04:30,918 'cause that's a name now ... 241 00:04:30,918 --> 00:04:34,047 teased her and she told him off 242 00:04:30,918 --> 00:04:34,047 in front of everybody. 243 00:04:34,047 --> 00:04:37,842 And we're proud of you 244 00:04:34,047 --> 00:04:37,842 because you used your words. 245 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:41,012 She used our words. 246 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:41,012 We wrote her a little speech. 247 00:04:41,012 --> 00:04:42,847 She really told 248 00:04:41,012 --> 00:04:42,847 that kid off good. 249 00:04:42,847 --> 00:04:45,516 Our society encourages women 250 00:04:42,847 --> 00:04:45,516 to be unassertive, 251 00:04:45,516 --> 00:04:49,354 so we need to do 252 00:04:45,516 --> 00:04:49,354 everything we can to ... 253 00:04:45,516 --> 00:04:49,354 to really empower Lily. 254 00:04:49,354 --> 00:04:51,189 We may not get women, 255 00:04:51,189 --> 00:04:54,400 but that allows us 256 00:04:51,189 --> 00:04:54,400 to really get women. 257 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:57,237 We may not hook up 258 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:57,237 with women, 259 00:04:57,237 --> 00:04:59,739 but we really 260 00:04:57,237 --> 00:04:59,739 understand women. 261 00:04:59,739 --> 00:05:01,491 I think it was clear 262 00:04:59,739 --> 00:05:01,491 when I said that. 263 00:05:01,491 --> 00:05:03,159 So, what's with this whole 264 00:05:01,491 --> 00:05:03,159 "going out early" thing. 265 00:05:03,159 --> 00:05:05,495 Well, it's been forever since 266 00:05:03,159 --> 00:05:05,495 we've had a date-night out, 267 00:05:05,495 --> 00:05:07,830 and so we made a little list 268 00:05:05,495 --> 00:05:07,830 of the six things 269 00:05:07,830 --> 00:05:09,332 that we love to do 270 00:05:07,830 --> 00:05:09,332 but never get to do. 271 00:05:09,332 --> 00:05:10,833 Ugh, pathetic. 272 00:05:10,833 --> 00:05:12,418 Okay, we get to say that, 273 00:05:10,833 --> 00:05:12,418 not you. 274 00:05:12,418 --> 00:05:14,379 No, no, no, 275 00:05:12,418 --> 00:05:14,379 it's Dylan. 276 00:05:14,379 --> 00:05:16,381 He texts me every 277 00:05:14,379 --> 00:05:16,381 Valentine's Day 278 00:05:14,379 --> 00:05:16,381 begging to hook up. 279 00:05:16,381 --> 00:05:17,715 Oh, that is sad. 280 00:05:17,715 --> 00:05:20,010 I know. 281 00:05:17,715 --> 00:05:20,010 It almost never works. 282 00:05:20,010 --> 00:05:21,344 All right, 283 00:05:20,010 --> 00:05:21,344 you old bags, 284 00:05:21,344 --> 00:05:22,928 put your teeth in, 285 00:05:21,344 --> 00:05:22,928 you're taking me out. 286 00:05:22,928 --> 00:05:25,098 Sal, what are you 287 00:05:22,928 --> 00:05:25,098 doing here? 288 00:05:25,098 --> 00:05:28,434 It's Valentine's Day and 289 00:05:25,098 --> 00:05:28,434 my new German boyfriend, 290 00:05:25,098 --> 00:05:28,434 Werner, is out of town, 291 00:05:28,434 --> 00:05:30,103 and I don't like 292 00:05:28,434 --> 00:05:30,103 to drink alone. 293 00:05:31,937 --> 00:05:33,106 The first part's true. 294 00:05:33,106 --> 00:05:34,357 Well, actually, 295 00:05:33,106 --> 00:05:34,357 we have plans. 296 00:05:34,357 --> 00:05:36,442 Aw, but now you have 297 00:05:34,357 --> 00:05:36,442 better plans. 298 00:05:36,442 --> 00:05:38,278 Fausta here 299 00:05:36,442 --> 00:05:38,278 can babysit Sammy 300 00:05:38,278 --> 00:05:39,820 and General Tsour 301 00:05:38,278 --> 00:05:39,820 over there. 302 00:05:39,820 --> 00:05:43,241 Sammy, tell your guncles hello 303 00:05:39,820 --> 00:05:43,241 like I taught you. 304 00:05:43,241 --> 00:05:44,617 Enchanté. 305 00:05:44,617 --> 00:05:46,077 Ahh! 306 00:05:44,617 --> 00:05:46,077 What am I looking 307 00:05:44,617 --> 00:05:46,077 at here? 308 00:05:46,077 --> 00:05:47,662 I'm raising him gay. 309 00:05:47,662 --> 00:05:49,664 Tell Uncle Mitchell what you 310 00:05:47,662 --> 00:05:49,664 think about those pants. 311 00:05:49,664 --> 00:05:50,790 Tragic. 312 00:05:50,790 --> 00:05:53,334 Oh, it's sticking! 313 00:05:53,334 --> 00:05:54,961 So, come on. 314 00:05:53,334 --> 00:05:54,961 Let's go. 315 00:05:53,334 --> 00:05:54,961 Uh... 316 00:05:54,961 --> 00:05:56,546 Hey, if she's watching 317 00:05:54,961 --> 00:05:56,546 the kids, 318 00:05:56,546 --> 00:05:57,964 I don't want to be 319 00:05:56,546 --> 00:05:57,964 a fourth wheel, 320 00:05:57,964 --> 00:05:59,132 so I'll just come 321 00:05:57,964 --> 00:05:59,132 and join you three. 322 00:05:59,132 --> 00:06:00,591 That ... That sounds great. 323 00:05:59,132 --> 00:06:00,591 Ahh! 324 00:06:00,591 --> 00:06:01,842 Mitchell, can I talk to you 325 00:06:00,591 --> 00:06:01,842 over by the fireplace? 326 00:06:01,842 --> 00:06:03,178 Yeah, yeah. 327 00:06:04,179 --> 00:06:06,431 Hey, so what about 328 00:06:04,179 --> 00:06:06,431 our plans? 329 00:06:04,179 --> 00:06:06,431 Look, you know Sal. 330 00:06:06,431 --> 00:06:08,058 She's not gonna leave 331 00:06:06,431 --> 00:06:08,058 until we agree to this. 332 00:06:08,058 --> 00:06:09,850 So, look, we'll just get the two 333 00:06:08,058 --> 00:06:09,850 of them drinking. 334 00:06:09,850 --> 00:06:11,352 They won't even notice 335 00:06:09,850 --> 00:06:11,352 when we slip away 336 00:06:11,352 --> 00:06:12,353 and, you know, 337 00:06:11,352 --> 00:06:12,353 get back to our list. 338 00:06:12,353 --> 00:06:13,396 That's a good plan. 339 00:06:12,353 --> 00:06:13,396 Yeah. 340 00:06:13,396 --> 00:06:14,772 You know what? 341 00:06:14,772 --> 00:06:16,066 I didn't even want to do 342 00:06:14,772 --> 00:06:16,066 number one anyway. 343 00:06:16,066 --> 00:06:17,858 It makes me feel dirty 344 00:06:16,066 --> 00:06:17,858 and ashamed. 345 00:06:17,858 --> 00:06:19,110 Okay, well, bye-bye, 346 00:06:17,858 --> 00:06:19,110 Cheesecake Factory. 347 00:06:19,110 --> 00:06:20,528 Wow. All right. 348 00:06:20,528 --> 00:06:21,821 MS.I asked you guys 349 00:06:20,528 --> 00:06:21,821 to come in today 350 00:06:21,821 --> 00:06:23,406 because Joe has given me 351 00:06:23,406 --> 00:06:27,535 a very, um, inappropriate 352 00:06:23,406 --> 00:06:27,535 Valentine's Day gift. 353 00:06:27,535 --> 00:06:30,496 I assume that he got 354 00:06:27,535 --> 00:06:30,496 this from home? 355 00:06:30,496 --> 00:06:32,082 Ms. Clarke, 356 00:06:30,496 --> 00:06:32,082 I am so sorry. 357 00:06:32,082 --> 00:06:36,086 I'm sure that Joe doesn't 358 00:06:32,082 --> 00:06:36,086 even know what he was doing. 359 00:06:36,086 --> 00:06:37,878 Oh. 360 00:06:37,878 --> 00:06:40,381 Looks like I'm finally gonna 361 00:06:37,878 --> 00:06:40,381 get to fight with one son 362 00:06:40,381 --> 00:06:42,508 over the Sports Illustrated 363 00:06:40,381 --> 00:06:42,508 swimsuit issue. 364 00:06:42,508 --> 00:06:44,135 Jay, 365 00:06:42,508 --> 00:06:44,135 this is not funny. 366 00:06:44,135 --> 00:06:48,264 I come from a very long line 367 00:06:44,135 --> 00:06:48,264 of overly sexy men. 368 00:06:48,264 --> 00:06:52,102 My cousin Ricardo, 369 00:06:48,264 --> 00:06:52,102 he had a sex addition. 370 00:06:52,102 --> 00:06:53,603 You mean "addiction." 371 00:06:53,603 --> 00:06:55,021 Uh, yeah, sorry. 372 00:06:55,021 --> 00:06:57,482 He built an addiction 373 00:06:55,021 --> 00:06:57,482 onto his house 374 00:06:57,482 --> 00:06:59,817 for making love 375 00:06:57,482 --> 00:06:59,817 to his many girlfriends. 376 00:06:59,817 --> 00:07:01,444 Well, 377 00:06:59,817 --> 00:07:01,444 Joe just needs to know 378 00:07:01,444 --> 00:07:03,321 that this type of gift 379 00:07:01,444 --> 00:07:03,321 is not okay. 380 00:07:03,321 --> 00:07:04,905 And you're right, 381 00:07:03,321 --> 00:07:04,905 and I'm gonna talk to him. 382 00:07:07,242 --> 00:07:08,826 Did I do 383 00:07:07,242 --> 00:07:08,826 something wrong? 384 00:07:08,826 --> 00:07:10,161 You did take something 385 00:07:10,161 --> 00:07:12,080 out of your mom's drawer 386 00:07:10,161 --> 00:07:12,080 without asking. 387 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,082 But I'm gonna give you 388 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,082 a pass on that one. 389 00:07:14,082 --> 00:07:16,417 The thing is, 390 00:07:14,082 --> 00:07:16,417 the gift was inappropriate. 391 00:07:16,417 --> 00:07:19,462 Well, you give underpants 392 00:07:16,417 --> 00:07:19,462 to mom. 393 00:07:19,462 --> 00:07:20,796 True. 394 00:07:20,796 --> 00:07:22,966 You do it every year. 395 00:07:22,966 --> 00:07:25,676 Look, you can give 396 00:07:22,966 --> 00:07:25,676 that kind of thing 397 00:07:25,676 --> 00:07:27,512 to your wife 398 00:07:25,676 --> 00:07:27,512 or your girlfriend. 399 00:07:27,512 --> 00:07:30,598 But it's a little bit different 400 00:07:27,512 --> 00:07:30,598 when it's your teacher, okay? 401 00:07:30,598 --> 00:07:34,519 Fine. Can I go back 402 00:07:30,598 --> 00:07:34,519 to the quiet room now? 403 00:07:34,519 --> 00:07:36,604 I already missed 404 00:07:34,519 --> 00:07:36,604 half of my nap. 405 00:07:36,604 --> 00:07:38,189 You know how I get. 406 00:07:38,189 --> 00:07:40,025 Sure. 407 00:07:38,189 --> 00:07:40,025 Go ahead. 408 00:07:41,692 --> 00:07:42,860 Everything's squared away. 409 00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:44,362 Ms. Clarke, 410 00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:44,362 sorry for the trouble. 411 00:07:44,362 --> 00:07:46,156 May I have that back? 412 00:07:46,156 --> 00:07:48,241 Oh, my gosh. 413 00:07:46,156 --> 00:07:48,241 I'm sorry. 414 00:07:48,241 --> 00:07:51,161 I didn't know that real humans 415 00:07:48,241 --> 00:07:51,161 could have these dimensions. 416 00:07:51,161 --> 00:07:52,578 Thanks. 417 00:07:51,161 --> 00:07:52,578 Thank you. 418 00:07:56,832 --> 00:07:58,501 Oops. 419 00:07:58,501 --> 00:08:01,046 I seem to have dropped 420 00:07:58,501 --> 00:08:01,046 my spare hotel key. 421 00:08:01,046 --> 00:08:02,713 Phil ... 422 00:08:01,046 --> 00:08:02,713 Shh. 423 00:08:02,713 --> 00:08:04,132 No need to call 424 00:08:02,713 --> 00:08:04,132 whoever this Phil is. 425 00:08:04,132 --> 00:08:05,758 You're in no danger. 426 00:08:05,758 --> 00:08:09,262 This key is to room 422 427 00:08:05,758 --> 00:08:09,262 at the Ramada down the street. 428 00:08:09,262 --> 00:08:10,763 Slip out when you can. 429 00:08:10,763 --> 00:08:12,515 I'll pre-disable 430 00:08:10,763 --> 00:08:12,515 the smoke detectors 431 00:08:12,515 --> 00:08:14,267 so you don't set it off 432 00:08:12,515 --> 00:08:14,267 when you shimmy out 433 00:08:14,267 --> 00:08:16,102 of those sensible 434 00:08:14,267 --> 00:08:16,102 wide-leg trousers. 435 00:08:16,102 --> 00:08:17,478 For the past several 436 00:08:16,102 --> 00:08:17,478 Valentine's, 437 00:08:17,478 --> 00:08:19,147 we've adopted sexy alter egos ... 438 00:08:19,147 --> 00:08:21,774 Juliana, 439 00:08:19,147 --> 00:08:21,774 wild and spontaneous, 440 00:08:21,774 --> 00:08:24,527 and Clive, passionate collector 441 00:08:21,774 --> 00:08:24,527 of beautiful women 442 00:08:24,527 --> 00:08:26,279 and antique sailing maps. 443 00:08:26,279 --> 00:08:27,322 Clive, 444 00:08:26,279 --> 00:08:27,322 I love this id... 445 00:08:27,322 --> 00:08:29,074 Shh. 446 00:08:29,074 --> 00:08:30,325 Save that energy, 447 00:08:29,074 --> 00:08:30,325 my dear. 448 00:08:30,325 --> 00:08:31,993 This hotel has 449 00:08:30,325 --> 00:08:31,993 a very short memory 450 00:08:31,993 --> 00:08:34,454 and a very long 451 00:08:31,993 --> 00:08:34,454 outdoor staircase. 452 00:08:34,454 --> 00:08:36,414 Claire, you have to finish 453 00:08:34,454 --> 00:08:36,414 signing these contracts. 454 00:08:36,414 --> 00:08:37,457 Hey, Phil. 455 00:08:37,457 --> 00:08:39,334 Phil? No. 456 00:08:39,334 --> 00:08:41,002 Name's Clive, friend. 457 00:08:41,002 --> 00:08:43,129 Say, maybe you could 458 00:08:41,002 --> 00:08:43,129 take over here for a bit. 459 00:08:43,129 --> 00:08:44,714 I'll make sure the boss lady's 460 00:08:44,714 --> 00:08:46,382 back in one piece 461 00:08:44,714 --> 00:08:46,382 no later than ... 462 00:08:46,382 --> 00:08:48,009 Oh, come on. 463 00:08:48,009 --> 00:08:50,595 Hi, Phil. 464 00:08:48,009 --> 00:08:50,595 It's Clive, actually. 465 00:08:50,595 --> 00:08:53,098 Apparently they have a thing 466 00:08:50,595 --> 00:08:53,098 like how you and your sister 467 00:08:53,098 --> 00:08:55,225 go to those conventions 468 00:08:53,098 --> 00:08:55,225 dressed like stuffed animals. 469 00:08:55,225 --> 00:08:58,561 Oh. Uh, Claire, your 2:00 470 00:08:55,225 --> 00:08:58,561 is here and you can't be late. 471 00:08:58,561 --> 00:09:01,022 Phil, look, 472 00:08:58,561 --> 00:09:01,022 I really appreciate this. I do. 473 00:09:01,022 --> 00:09:02,690 It's just that ... 474 00:09:01,022 --> 00:09:02,690 So, 475 00:09:01,022 --> 00:09:02,690 I spoke to the florist. 476 00:09:02,690 --> 00:09:05,026 Turns out my admirer sent these 477 00:09:02,690 --> 00:09:05,026 from Pritchett's Closets. 478 00:09:05,026 --> 00:09:07,112 I may have a sad love life, 479 00:09:05,026 --> 00:09:07,112 but I don't need my mommy 480 00:09:07,112 --> 00:09:08,696 trying to boost 481 00:09:07,112 --> 00:09:08,696 my self-esteem. 482 00:09:08,696 --> 00:09:10,323 And if you really want 483 00:09:08,696 --> 00:09:10,323 to give me some confidence, 484 00:09:10,323 --> 00:09:11,491 how about a picture of me 485 00:09:10,323 --> 00:09:11,491 on your desk, 486 00:09:11,491 --> 00:09:12,825 and not just 487 00:09:11,491 --> 00:09:12,825 Haley and Luke. 488 00:09:12,825 --> 00:09:15,036 First of all, 489 00:09:12,825 --> 00:09:15,036 I didn't give you those flowers. 490 00:09:15,036 --> 00:09:17,663 Second of all, 491 00:09:15,036 --> 00:09:17,663 there is a picture of you. 492 00:09:17,663 --> 00:09:18,748 Where is it? 493 00:09:17,663 --> 00:09:18,748 Mm-hmm. 494 00:09:18,748 --> 00:09:21,084 Salutations. 495 00:09:21,084 --> 00:09:22,210 Yes, hello. 496 00:09:22,210 --> 00:09:23,711 I've got a meeting. 497 00:09:23,711 --> 00:09:25,546 Ben, you're gonna finish 498 00:09:23,711 --> 00:09:25,546 the contract stuff. 499 00:09:25,546 --> 00:09:26,965 Margaret, 500 00:09:25,546 --> 00:09:26,965 you're gonna take Alex. 501 00:09:26,965 --> 00:09:28,424 You're gonna find out 502 00:09:28,424 --> 00:09:30,343 who's using our account 503 00:09:28,424 --> 00:09:30,343 for flowers, okay? 504 00:09:30,343 --> 00:09:31,844 Phil, honey, 505 00:09:31,844 --> 00:09:33,346 we'll do Valentine's Day 506 00:09:31,844 --> 00:09:33,346 later, okay? 507 00:09:33,346 --> 00:09:34,847 Do I know that guy 508 00:09:33,346 --> 00:09:34,847 in the cloak? 509 00:09:34,847 --> 00:09:37,017 Ah, hinge specialist. 510 00:09:34,847 --> 00:09:37,017 You might've seen him around. 511 00:09:37,017 --> 00:09:41,104 He's the guy for offbeat swivels 512 00:09:37,017 --> 00:09:41,104 and rare-beveled hook joints. 513 00:09:41,104 --> 00:09:43,356 I find everything you just said 514 00:09:41,104 --> 00:09:43,356 very titila... 515 00:09:43,356 --> 00:09:44,857 Shh. 516 00:09:44,857 --> 00:09:47,485 We'll make up for this later 517 00:09:44,857 --> 00:09:47,485 over dinner, I promise. 518 00:09:47,485 --> 00:09:49,779 I've got it all planned. 519 00:09:49,779 --> 00:09:51,906 This whole Clive thing 520 00:09:49,779 --> 00:09:51,906 wasn't even necessary. 521 00:09:51,906 --> 00:09:54,325 Claire was taking me out 522 00:09:51,906 --> 00:09:54,325 to dinner all along. 523 00:09:54,325 --> 00:09:56,077 Romance strong as ever. 524 00:09:57,453 --> 00:09:58,829 Margaret, 525 00:09:57,453 --> 00:09:58,829 get a reservation 526 00:09:58,829 --> 00:10:00,581 for me and Phil tonight, 527 00:09:58,829 --> 00:10:00,581 anywhere. 528 00:10:00,581 --> 00:10:02,083 I've got too much going on 529 00:10:00,581 --> 00:10:02,083 to even think about it. 530 00:10:08,506 --> 00:10:10,466 Werner is great. 531 00:10:10,466 --> 00:10:13,928 You know, he's a rich musician, 532 00:10:10,466 --> 00:10:13,928 tours a lot, no strings. 533 00:10:13,928 --> 00:10:15,055 Well, um... 534 00:10:16,431 --> 00:10:18,433 this has been fun, 535 00:10:16,431 --> 00:10:18,433 but we should, uh... 536 00:10:18,433 --> 00:10:20,435 You're not going anywhere, 537 00:10:18,433 --> 00:10:20,435 Carrot Bottom. 538 00:10:20,435 --> 00:10:21,852 Oh, my God. 539 00:10:20,435 --> 00:10:21,852 Is that Rainer? 540 00:10:21,852 --> 00:10:23,438 Why is he with 541 00:10:21,852 --> 00:10:23,438 another woman? 542 00:10:23,438 --> 00:10:25,273 That sounds cheat-y. 543 00:10:25,273 --> 00:10:27,442 That's Haley's 544 00:10:25,273 --> 00:10:27,442 weatherman boyfriend. 545 00:10:27,442 --> 00:10:29,110 Sorry, Hale. 546 00:10:27,442 --> 00:10:29,110 We need to leave. 547 00:10:29,110 --> 00:10:30,778 No, you got to go 548 00:10:29,110 --> 00:10:30,778 confront him. 549 00:10:30,778 --> 00:10:32,905 Mm. 550 00:10:30,778 --> 00:10:32,905 I'm upset. 551 00:10:30,778 --> 00:10:32,905 I've had a couple drinks. No. 552 00:10:32,905 --> 00:10:34,240 Okay. 553 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:35,700 So, what's it like 554 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:35,700 touring the world 555 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:37,827 with other 556 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:37,827 Canadian acrobats? 557 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:37,827 What? 558 00:10:37,827 --> 00:10:39,912 We just assumed you were 559 00:10:37,827 --> 00:10:39,912 a member of Cirque du Soleil. 560 00:10:39,912 --> 00:10:41,081 Yup, because you're 561 00:10:39,912 --> 00:10:41,081 bending over backwards 562 00:10:41,081 --> 00:10:42,415 to avoid standing up 563 00:10:41,081 --> 00:10:42,415 for yourself. 564 00:10:42,415 --> 00:10:43,874 And setting 565 00:10:42,415 --> 00:10:43,874 a good example 566 00:10:43,874 --> 00:10:45,043 for other women. 567 00:10:43,874 --> 00:10:45,043 For other women. 568 00:10:45,043 --> 00:10:46,169 You both were 569 00:10:45,043 --> 00:10:46,169 thinking that? 570 00:10:46,169 --> 00:10:47,295 Mm-hmm. 571 00:10:46,169 --> 00:10:47,295 Mm-hmm. 572 00:10:47,295 --> 00:10:49,214 Fine. 573 00:10:47,295 --> 00:10:49,214 Finally. 574 00:10:49,214 --> 00:10:50,381 I was beginning to think 575 00:10:49,214 --> 00:10:50,381 she was weaker 576 00:10:50,381 --> 00:10:51,632 than Mitchell's jawline. 577 00:10:51,632 --> 00:10:53,593 Everyone knows why 578 00:10:51,632 --> 00:10:53,593 you grew that thing. 579 00:10:53,593 --> 00:10:56,012 Okay, this coming from the woman 580 00:10:53,593 --> 00:10:56,012 who ... who won't admit 581 00:10:56,012 --> 00:10:57,763 that she's upset that her 582 00:10:56,012 --> 00:10:57,763 boyfriend abandoned her 583 00:10:57,763 --> 00:10:59,182 on Valentine's Day. 584 00:10:59,182 --> 00:11:00,516 Oh, and didn't you 585 00:10:59,182 --> 00:11:00,516 just get back from learning 586 00:11:00,516 --> 00:11:02,310 how to plant corn 587 00:11:00,516 --> 00:11:02,310 with the Indians? 588 00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:03,936 Because you look, to us, 589 00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:03,936 like an early settler. 590 00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:03,936 Settler. 591 00:11:04,770 --> 00:11:06,022 We're saying 592 00:11:04,770 --> 00:11:06,022 that you settle. 593 00:11:06,022 --> 00:11:07,357 You practice this at home, 594 00:11:06,022 --> 00:11:07,357 don't you? 595 00:11:07,357 --> 00:11:08,942 We do not. 596 00:11:08,942 --> 00:11:10,526 Now, I knew it couldn't be 597 00:11:08,942 --> 00:11:10,526 angels bowling, so ... 598 00:11:10,526 --> 00:11:12,320 I thought you were 599 00:11:10,526 --> 00:11:12,320 working today. 600 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:13,989 And didn't we agree that you 601 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:13,989 never wear that sweater again? 602 00:11:13,989 --> 00:11:15,281 My... 603 00:11:13,989 --> 00:11:15,281 Excuse me. 604 00:11:15,281 --> 00:11:16,491 We're kind of on a date 605 00:11:15,281 --> 00:11:16,491 right now. 606 00:11:16,491 --> 00:11:19,244 Uh, Haley. 607 00:11:16,491 --> 00:11:19,244 Oh, save it, you lying, 608 00:11:19,244 --> 00:11:21,329 cheating, 609 00:11:19,244 --> 00:11:21,329 middle-aged pointer. 610 00:11:21,329 --> 00:11:22,747 That's what you do, you know ... 611 00:11:21,329 --> 00:11:22,747 you point. 612 00:11:22,747 --> 00:11:24,290 You point for your money! 613 00:11:22,747 --> 00:11:24,290 We are done! 614 00:11:24,290 --> 00:11:26,084 Happy Valentine's Day. 615 00:11:26,084 --> 00:11:27,502 Oh. 616 00:11:27,502 --> 00:11:28,669 My hair. 617 00:11:28,669 --> 00:11:30,463 Oh, that was crazy 618 00:11:30,463 --> 00:11:32,173 and great and awful 619 00:11:30,463 --> 00:11:32,173 and I don't know what to do. 620 00:11:32,173 --> 00:11:34,342 I'm just gonna go home. 621 00:11:32,173 --> 00:11:34,342 What? No! 622 00:11:32,173 --> 00:11:34,342 I like you now. 623 00:11:34,342 --> 00:11:36,927 Werner has a yacht 624 00:11:34,342 --> 00:11:36,927 with a full bar. Let's go. 625 00:11:36,927 --> 00:11:38,679 I'm not letting you go home 626 00:11:36,927 --> 00:11:38,679 in this mood. 627 00:11:38,679 --> 00:11:40,515 Yes. 628 00:11:38,679 --> 00:11:40,515 Okay, well, you know, 629 00:11:38,679 --> 00:11:40,515 that sounds kind of like 630 00:11:40,515 --> 00:11:42,933 a girl thing, so... 631 00:11:42,933 --> 00:11:44,685 Oh, okay, 632 00:11:42,933 --> 00:11:44,685 if that's Rainer calling 633 00:11:44,685 --> 00:11:46,104 to make excuses, 634 00:11:44,685 --> 00:11:46,104 don't answer. 635 00:11:46,104 --> 00:11:48,023 It's just pathetic Dylan 636 00:11:46,104 --> 00:11:48,023 trying to hook up again. 637 00:11:48,023 --> 00:11:50,400 Let me handle this. 638 00:11:48,023 --> 00:11:50,400 Hey, Boo Boo. 639 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:53,861 Well, 640 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:53,861 another woman empowered. 641 00:11:53,861 --> 00:11:55,655 It's what we do. 642 00:11:53,861 --> 00:11:55,655 Yes, it is. 643 00:11:55,655 --> 00:11:57,073 Okay, back to the list. 644 00:11:57,073 --> 00:11:58,533 Oh, wait one second. 645 00:11:57,073 --> 00:11:58,533 It's Lily. 646 00:11:58,533 --> 00:12:00,826 Hey, honey. 647 00:11:58,533 --> 00:12:00,826 Is everything okay? 648 00:12:00,826 --> 00:12:02,662 Jagger was very hurt 649 00:12:00,826 --> 00:12:02,662 by our speech. 650 00:12:02,662 --> 00:12:03,829 Well... 651 00:12:03,829 --> 00:12:05,165 She didn't answer 652 00:12:03,829 --> 00:12:05,165 his texts 653 00:12:05,165 --> 00:12:06,749 'cause we told her 654 00:12:05,165 --> 00:12:06,749 not to. 655 00:12:05,165 --> 00:12:06,749 Good. 656 00:12:06,749 --> 00:12:08,376 He ran away. 657 00:12:06,749 --> 00:12:08,376 He did? 658 00:12:08,376 --> 00:12:09,794 People are forming 659 00:12:08,376 --> 00:12:09,794 a human chain 660 00:12:09,794 --> 00:12:11,421 to search for him 661 00:12:09,794 --> 00:12:11,421 in the woods. 662 00:12:11,421 --> 00:12:13,798 Okay, honey, well, 663 00:12:11,421 --> 00:12:13,798 we'll be home soon, all right? 664 00:12:13,798 --> 00:12:15,425 Do you think we have some 665 00:12:13,798 --> 00:12:15,425 responsibility 666 00:12:15,425 --> 00:12:16,592 in this Jagger situation? 667 00:12:16,592 --> 00:12:18,303 Ah... no. No. 668 00:12:18,303 --> 00:12:20,180 They ... They chose to build 669 00:12:18,303 --> 00:12:20,180 near the woods. 670 00:12:20,180 --> 00:12:21,764 Good advice 671 00:12:20,180 --> 00:12:21,764 is good advice, okay? 672 00:12:21,764 --> 00:12:23,099 That's right. 673 00:12:21,764 --> 00:12:23,099 You guys, 674 00:12:21,764 --> 00:12:23,099 where's Haley? 675 00:12:23,099 --> 00:12:26,269 Um, She is on a boat 676 00:12:23,099 --> 00:12:26,269 in the marina, 677 00:12:26,269 --> 00:12:28,646 putting you 678 00:12:26,269 --> 00:12:28,646 in her rearview mirror. 679 00:12:28,646 --> 00:12:30,148 Boats have those, 680 00:12:28,646 --> 00:12:30,148 don't they? 681 00:12:28,646 --> 00:12:30,148 I think so. 682 00:12:30,148 --> 00:12:32,358 You guys, 683 00:12:30,148 --> 00:12:32,358 I was only letting that woman 684 00:12:32,358 --> 00:12:33,651 think we were on a date 685 00:12:33,651 --> 00:12:35,278 because she runs 686 00:12:33,651 --> 00:12:35,278 a celebrity site 687 00:12:35,278 --> 00:12:37,155 that buys photos from paparazzi, 688 00:12:35,278 --> 00:12:37,155 okay? 689 00:12:37,155 --> 00:12:38,656 I was trying to get one 690 00:12:37,155 --> 00:12:38,656 of me back 691 00:12:38,656 --> 00:12:40,616 because Haley is in it 692 00:12:38,656 --> 00:12:40,616 and this is the photo. 693 00:12:40,616 --> 00:12:41,952 No. God, no. 694 00:12:40,616 --> 00:12:41,952 Oh, my gosh. 695 00:12:41,952 --> 00:12:44,412 Bedhead, sneeze face, 696 00:12:41,952 --> 00:12:44,412 and UGG slippers? 697 00:12:44,412 --> 00:12:46,247 And now Haley's not answering 698 00:12:44,412 --> 00:12:46,247 my calls 699 00:12:46,247 --> 00:12:48,833 and somehow I'm supposed to 700 00:12:46,247 --> 00:12:48,833 smile through a weather report 701 00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:49,960 in 15 minutes? 702 00:12:51,919 --> 00:12:54,005 Pull yourself together, 703 00:12:51,919 --> 00:12:54,005 Rainer. 704 00:12:54,005 --> 00:12:55,715 You're a weatherman. 705 00:12:57,050 --> 00:12:58,509 Do you think 706 00:12:57,050 --> 00:12:58,509 our advice ... 707 00:12:58,509 --> 00:12:59,927 Sucked? 708 00:12:58,509 --> 00:12:59,927 Yes. Yes. 709 00:12:59,927 --> 00:13:01,179 We need to get to 710 00:12:59,927 --> 00:13:01,179 that boat 711 00:13:01,179 --> 00:13:02,513 before Haley hooks up 712 00:13:01,179 --> 00:13:02,513 with Dylan. 713 00:13:02,513 --> 00:13:04,099 She wouldn't do 714 00:13:02,513 --> 00:13:04,099 something that stupid. 715 00:13:04,099 --> 00:13:05,350 Did you see the UGGs? 716 00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:06,601 Okay. 717 00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:06,601 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 718 00:13:06,601 --> 00:13:08,853 Mom, I'm home. 719 00:13:08,853 --> 00:13:10,688 We got valentines. 720 00:13:10,688 --> 00:13:13,942 Oh, hi, Mrs. Kewley. 721 00:13:10,688 --> 00:13:13,942 Is the party over? 722 00:13:13,942 --> 00:13:15,110 We had an incident. 723 00:13:15,110 --> 00:13:17,028 Your son gave 724 00:13:15,110 --> 00:13:17,028 my Bailey 725 00:13:17,028 --> 00:13:19,364 a very strange 726 00:13:17,028 --> 00:13:19,364 Valentine's gift. 727 00:13:19,364 --> 00:13:22,993 I am so sorry. 728 00:13:22,993 --> 00:13:26,329 Didn't your father talk to you 729 00:13:22,993 --> 00:13:26,329 about this already? 730 00:13:26,329 --> 00:13:29,415 Yeah, and he said it's okay 731 00:13:26,329 --> 00:13:29,415 to give it to a girlfriend. 732 00:13:29,415 --> 00:13:32,085 We're going. And Bailey 733 00:13:29,415 --> 00:13:32,085 is certainly not his girlfriend. 734 00:13:32,085 --> 00:13:33,753 She would be lucky! 735 00:13:35,046 --> 00:13:36,589 Is that Bailey? 736 00:13:36,589 --> 00:13:38,591 'Cause I think Joe 737 00:13:36,589 --> 00:13:38,591 has a little thing for her. 738 00:13:38,591 --> 00:13:41,344 Yeah, he did have 739 00:13:38,591 --> 00:13:41,344 a little thing for her. 740 00:13:41,344 --> 00:13:44,347 It's here. 741 00:13:41,344 --> 00:13:44,347 He did it again. 742 00:13:44,347 --> 00:13:46,975 I knew I shouldn't have trusted 743 00:13:44,347 --> 00:13:46,975 you talking to him, 744 00:13:46,975 --> 00:13:49,102 because you will let him get 745 00:13:46,975 --> 00:13:49,102 away with murder 746 00:13:49,102 --> 00:13:52,188 because he's a mini you 747 00:13:49,102 --> 00:13:52,188 and you like it. 748 00:13:52,188 --> 00:13:53,523 And you know 749 00:13:52,188 --> 00:13:53,523 what's worse? 750 00:13:53,523 --> 00:13:55,191 That you're so mean 751 00:13:53,523 --> 00:13:55,191 to Manny 752 00:13:55,191 --> 00:13:56,859 because he's different 753 00:13:55,191 --> 00:13:56,859 than you. 754 00:13:56,859 --> 00:13:59,195 First off, 755 00:13:56,859 --> 00:13:59,195 Joe is not a mini me. 756 00:13:59,195 --> 00:14:02,657 Crap. Crapola. 757 00:13:59,195 --> 00:14:02,657 Crapinski. 758 00:14:02,657 --> 00:14:05,451 Well, maybe a little, 759 00:14:02,657 --> 00:14:05,451 and maybe I kind of like it. 760 00:14:05,451 --> 00:14:07,996 But why would you want 761 00:14:05,451 --> 00:14:07,996 to knock the Jay out of Joe? 762 00:14:07,996 --> 00:14:10,415 Instead of one trophy, 763 00:14:07,996 --> 00:14:10,415 you get two. 764 00:14:10,415 --> 00:14:11,624 Ugh. 765 00:14:11,624 --> 00:14:13,084 Okay, thank God. 766 00:14:13,084 --> 00:14:14,085 Oh, gosh, 767 00:14:13,084 --> 00:14:14,085 there she is. 768 00:14:14,085 --> 00:14:15,295 Hi. 769 00:14:14,085 --> 00:14:15,295 Hey. 770 00:14:15,295 --> 00:14:16,629 What are you guys 771 00:14:15,295 --> 00:14:16,629 doing here? 772 00:14:16,629 --> 00:14:18,173 Need a sailor to cross off 773 00:14:16,629 --> 00:14:18,173 number four 774 00:14:18,173 --> 00:14:20,508 on that Valentine's Day 775 00:14:18,173 --> 00:14:20,508 list of yours? Was that mean? 776 00:14:20,508 --> 00:14:22,052 I've been around Sal, 777 00:14:20,508 --> 00:14:22,052 I've lost my filter. 778 00:14:22,052 --> 00:14:23,428 You know what? 779 00:14:22,052 --> 00:14:23,428 We all make mistakes. 780 00:14:23,428 --> 00:14:25,096 Which is a-a funny thing 781 00:14:23,428 --> 00:14:25,096 to remember 782 00:14:25,096 --> 00:14:27,890 when we tell you about 783 00:14:25,096 --> 00:14:27,890 a very funny misunderstanding. 784 00:14:27,890 --> 00:14:30,893 Cameron, Mitchell, 785 00:14:27,890 --> 00:14:30,893 what a pleasant surprise. 786 00:14:30,893 --> 00:14:33,021 Sal, you okay? 787 00:14:30,893 --> 00:14:33,021 You seem not yourself. 788 00:14:33,021 --> 00:14:34,730 Yeah, I feel like 789 00:14:33,021 --> 00:14:34,730 you used to blink. 790 00:14:34,730 --> 00:14:37,608 I took your advice. 791 00:14:34,730 --> 00:14:37,608 Called Werner. 792 00:14:37,608 --> 00:14:39,444 Told him I wasn't going 793 00:14:37,608 --> 00:14:39,444 to settle. 794 00:14:39,444 --> 00:14:40,528 How did that ... 795 00:14:40,528 --> 00:14:41,988 How ... How did that go? 796 00:14:41,988 --> 00:14:44,574 He was thinking that we might be 797 00:14:41,988 --> 00:14:44,574 something special, 798 00:14:44,574 --> 00:14:46,659 and then I gave him 799 00:14:44,574 --> 00:14:46,659 the ultimatum, 800 00:14:46,659 --> 00:14:49,495 and he said, "Maybe 801 00:14:46,659 --> 00:14:49,495 we're not actually meant to be." 802 00:14:49,495 --> 00:14:52,748 I don't know what's happening. 803 00:14:49,495 --> 00:14:52,748 S-Sal, w-what are you doing? 804 00:14:52,748 --> 00:14:54,042 Straightening up. 805 00:14:54,042 --> 00:14:55,543 You know, 806 00:14:54,042 --> 00:14:55,543 a place for everything... 807 00:14:55,543 --> 00:14:57,253 No. 808 00:14:55,543 --> 00:14:57,253 everything in its place. 809 00:14:57,253 --> 00:14:58,879 Hey, 810 00:14:57,253 --> 00:14:58,879 what about this? 811 00:14:58,879 --> 00:15:01,757 This was actually salvaged 812 00:14:58,879 --> 00:15:01,757 from the Bismarck. 813 00:15:01,757 --> 00:15:02,883 Oh. 814 00:15:01,757 --> 00:15:02,883 Oh, wow. 815 00:15:02,883 --> 00:15:04,635 That's ... 816 00:15:02,883 --> 00:15:04,635 Ah! 817 00:15:04,635 --> 00:15:05,928 Why are you helping? 818 00:15:05,928 --> 00:15:07,263 Feels good. 819 00:15:05,928 --> 00:15:07,263 Men suck. 820 00:15:07,263 --> 00:15:08,931 No, no, 821 00:15:07,263 --> 00:15:08,931 n-not all men, okay? 822 00:15:08,931 --> 00:15:12,477 We ... We just talked to Rainer, 823 00:15:08,931 --> 00:15:12,477 and, um, that wasn't a date. 824 00:15:12,477 --> 00:15:13,644 What? 825 00:15:13,644 --> 00:15:14,770 Okay, 826 00:15:13,644 --> 00:15:14,770 why did you break that? 827 00:15:14,770 --> 00:15:16,272 'Cause now I'm mad 828 00:15:14,770 --> 00:15:16,272 at you! 829 00:15:16,272 --> 00:15:18,108 You made me 830 00:15:16,272 --> 00:15:18,108 break up with him! 831 00:15:18,108 --> 00:15:21,152 Oh, my God. Now I have to call 832 00:15:18,108 --> 00:15:21,152 Rainer ... and Dylan. 833 00:15:21,152 --> 00:15:22,445 Um... 834 00:15:22,445 --> 00:15:23,654 Oh, Sal, sweetie... 835 00:15:22,445 --> 00:15:23,654 Sal, you gotta ... 836 00:15:23,654 --> 00:15:24,905 you're spilling there. 837 00:15:24,905 --> 00:15:26,491 Lift it, lift it. 838 00:15:24,905 --> 00:15:26,491 Oh, clumsy, clumsy. 839 00:15:26,491 --> 00:15:29,077 I'll just make it all 840 00:15:26,491 --> 00:15:29,077 go away. 841 00:15:29,077 --> 00:15:31,329 No! 842 00:15:29,077 --> 00:15:31,329 We are still on board. 843 00:15:29,077 --> 00:15:31,329 No, Sal. 844 00:15:31,329 --> 00:15:34,415 We are sorry 845 00:15:31,329 --> 00:15:34,415 we made you call Werner. 846 00:15:34,415 --> 00:15:37,002 We didn't 847 00:15:34,415 --> 00:15:37,002 know that that was gonna happen. 848 00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:39,129 So you have to understand 849 00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:39,129 that you 850 00:15:39,129 --> 00:15:40,213 Mitchell 851 00:15:39,129 --> 00:15:40,213 you want to step in here? 852 00:15:40,213 --> 00:15:41,297 I'm getting dizzy. 853 00:15:41,297 --> 00:15:42,298 I am ... 854 00:15:42,298 --> 00:15:43,383 Stop it! 855 00:15:42,298 --> 00:15:43,383 Okay, no more. 856 00:15:43,383 --> 00:15:44,717 No more matches. 857 00:15:43,383 --> 00:15:44,717 No more matches. 858 00:15:44,717 --> 00:15:46,052 Okay, what ... 859 00:15:44,717 --> 00:15:46,052 I don't know what to do. 860 00:15:46,052 --> 00:15:47,262 Okay, well, 861 00:15:46,052 --> 00:15:47,262 maybe we should just... 862 00:15:47,262 --> 00:15:48,721 Werner's precious 863 00:15:47,262 --> 00:15:48,721 Tony Award. 864 00:15:48,721 --> 00:15:51,224 He keeps in at sea 865 00:15:48,721 --> 00:15:51,224 as the ultimate aphrodisiac. 866 00:15:51,224 --> 00:15:52,767 For women? 867 00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:55,520 Auf Wiedersehen, 868 00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:55,520 Award for Best Orchestration. 869 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:56,562 Oh, my God. 870 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:56,562 No. Sal, Sal. 871 00:15:56,562 --> 00:15:57,855 Haley, help. 872 00:15:56,562 --> 00:15:57,855 No. 873 00:15:57,855 --> 00:15:59,941 I will not tell 874 00:15:57,855 --> 00:15:59,941 your gay son 875 00:15:59,941 --> 00:16:02,693 that you threw a Tony 876 00:15:59,941 --> 00:16:02,693 into the ocean. 877 00:16:02,693 --> 00:16:03,736 Give it to me! 878 00:16:02,693 --> 00:16:03,736 No! 879 00:16:03,736 --> 00:16:05,238 Aah! 880 00:16:05,238 --> 00:16:06,990 Oh, my God. 881 00:16:05,238 --> 00:16:06,990 Did she fall in? 882 00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:09,450 No. 883 00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:09,450 I've got her right here. 884 00:16:13,288 --> 00:16:14,539 Sal, we are so sorry. 885 00:16:14,539 --> 00:16:16,207 If it wasn't for our 886 00:16:14,539 --> 00:16:16,207 stupid advice, 887 00:16:16,207 --> 00:16:17,750 you would've left things alone 888 00:16:16,207 --> 00:16:17,750 and things might've been okay. 889 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,877 Shut up! 890 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,877 Okay, okay. 891 00:16:19,877 --> 00:16:23,131 That cold water woke me up 892 00:16:19,877 --> 00:16:23,131 to the hard truth ... 893 00:16:23,131 --> 00:16:26,009 I'm smart, 894 00:16:23,131 --> 00:16:26,009 I'm beautiful, 895 00:16:26,009 --> 00:16:30,305 I'm legendary in bed, 896 00:16:26,009 --> 00:16:30,305 yet I do settle. 897 00:16:30,305 --> 00:16:32,473 I mean, Werner 898 00:16:30,305 --> 00:16:32,473 is not good enough for me. 899 00:16:32,473 --> 00:16:34,475 I mean, I get why you two idiots 900 00:16:32,473 --> 00:16:34,475 settled. 901 00:16:34,475 --> 00:16:36,227 This is the best 902 00:16:34,475 --> 00:16:36,227 you're gonna do, right here. 903 00:16:36,227 --> 00:16:37,395 You're perfectly 904 00:16:36,227 --> 00:16:37,395 matched. 905 00:16:37,395 --> 00:16:38,980 Aww. 906 00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:40,648 Well, it's kind of sweet 907 00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:40,648 when you look at it that way. 908 00:16:40,648 --> 00:16:43,068 Yeah. 909 00:16:40,648 --> 00:16:43,068 We are very lucky. 910 00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:44,235 Happy Valentine's Day. 911 00:16:44,235 --> 00:16:45,820 Yeah, 912 00:16:44,235 --> 00:16:45,820 Happy Valentine's Day. 913 00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:48,781 Shut up. 914 00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:48,781 Read a room, poofs. 915 00:16:48,781 --> 00:16:51,201 Hey. Margaret said 916 00:16:48,781 --> 00:16:51,201 you keep the phone records. 917 00:16:51,201 --> 00:16:52,785 Why? 918 00:16:51,201 --> 00:16:52,785 What do you need them for? 919 00:16:52,785 --> 00:16:54,162 I'm still trying to find out 920 00:16:52,785 --> 00:16:54,162 who sent me those flowers. 921 00:16:54,162 --> 00:16:55,871 You keep them in here? 922 00:16:54,162 --> 00:16:55,871 No, don't. 923 00:16:55,871 --> 00:16:57,498 Don't. 924 00:16:57,498 --> 00:17:00,793 Ben, why do you have this photo 925 00:16:57,498 --> 00:17:00,793 of me in your desk drawer? 926 00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:03,504 I think someone's 927 00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:03,504 pranking me, probably. 928 00:17:03,504 --> 00:17:05,631 I'm gonna go. 929 00:17:03,504 --> 00:17:05,631 Okay. 930 00:17:05,631 --> 00:17:09,219 Wait, look. 931 00:17:05,631 --> 00:17:09,219 I sent the flowers, okay? 932 00:17:09,219 --> 00:17:10,886 When you temped here 933 00:17:09,219 --> 00:17:10,886 last summer, 934 00:17:10,886 --> 00:17:14,224 I became tempted 935 00:17:10,886 --> 00:17:14,224 by your charms. 936 00:17:14,224 --> 00:17:17,227 Well, thank you, 937 00:17:14,224 --> 00:17:17,227 but aren't you like 40? 938 00:17:17,227 --> 00:17:18,811 What? I'm 26. 939 00:17:18,811 --> 00:17:21,982 I ... I had a SweeTART addiction 940 00:17:18,811 --> 00:17:21,982 when I was a kid 941 00:17:21,982 --> 00:17:24,567 and I permanently damaged 942 00:17:21,982 --> 00:17:24,567 my collagen. 943 00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:27,028 Wow. I've been in a series 944 00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:27,028 of bizarre, 945 00:17:27,028 --> 00:17:28,947 shame-filled 946 00:17:27,028 --> 00:17:28,947 relationships. 947 00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:31,532 You work for my mother. 948 00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:31,532 You still live at home. 949 00:17:31,532 --> 00:17:33,701 Look at all those medications. 950 00:17:31,532 --> 00:17:33,701 Kiss me. 951 00:17:31,532 --> 00:17:33,701 What? 952 00:17:35,036 --> 00:17:37,372 Whoa. 953 00:17:35,036 --> 00:17:37,372 Okay, that was very cool, 954 00:17:37,372 --> 00:17:40,083 but you should know that I have 955 00:17:37,372 --> 00:17:40,083 dedicated my life to closets, 956 00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:41,876 I am obsessed 957 00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:41,876 with your grandfather, 958 00:17:41,876 --> 00:17:44,295 and I sleep with a body pillow 959 00:17:41,876 --> 00:17:44,295 that I put a nightgown on. 960 00:17:44,295 --> 00:17:46,089 Stop, 961 00:17:44,295 --> 00:17:46,089 you're making it better. 962 00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:51,219 Here you go. 963 00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:51,219 Busy night, sir. 964 00:17:51,219 --> 00:17:52,553 I assume 965 00:17:51,219 --> 00:17:52,553 you have a reservation? 966 00:17:52,553 --> 00:17:53,888 Yes. 967 00:17:52,553 --> 00:17:53,888 My wife made it. 968 00:17:53,888 --> 00:17:55,640 She kind of dropped the ball 969 00:17:53,888 --> 00:17:55,640 on my gift, 970 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:58,684 but she came through with a 971 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:58,684 table at the legendary Enrico's. 972 00:17:58,684 --> 00:18:02,230 I'm sorry, sir. 973 00:17:58,684 --> 00:18:02,230 Enrico's is a couple doors down. 974 00:18:06,484 --> 00:18:07,860 So, just yourself? 975 00:18:07,860 --> 00:18:09,988 Uh, no, I'll be meeting 976 00:18:07,860 --> 00:18:09,988 my wife tonight. 977 00:18:09,988 --> 00:18:13,033 That's the spirit. 978 00:18:14,951 --> 00:18:17,703 (golf plays on TV, 979 00:18:14,951 --> 00:18:17,703 door opens, closes) 980 00:18:17,703 --> 00:18:19,039 What'd I miss? 981 00:18:19,039 --> 00:18:22,959 This overpaid bum 982 00:18:19,039 --> 00:18:22,959 missed a putt. 983 00:18:22,959 --> 00:18:24,627 I'm supposed 984 00:18:22,959 --> 00:18:24,627 to not like this. 985 00:18:24,627 --> 00:18:27,838 Well, 986 00:18:24,627 --> 00:18:27,838 call me an idiot, Jay. 987 00:18:27,838 --> 00:18:30,883 Sure enough, Alexa and I did 988 00:18:27,838 --> 00:18:30,883 end up in a hot tub together. 989 00:18:30,883 --> 00:18:32,427 But around her third beer, 990 00:18:32,427 --> 00:18:34,637 I suggested she have some water 991 00:18:32,427 --> 00:18:34,637 to stay hydrated. 992 00:18:34,637 --> 00:18:36,264 She tried to shut me up 993 00:18:34,637 --> 00:18:36,264 by kissing me, 994 00:18:36,264 --> 00:18:39,225 which I liked, but she kept 995 00:18:36,264 --> 00:18:39,225 calling me Travis. 996 00:18:39,225 --> 00:18:41,811 Oh, my God! 997 00:18:39,225 --> 00:18:41,811 Is it still talking? 998 00:18:44,064 --> 00:18:47,984 Joe, you don't ever disrespect 999 00:18:44,064 --> 00:18:47,984 your brother like that. 1000 00:18:47,984 --> 00:18:50,570 And no more giving underwear 1001 00:18:47,984 --> 00:18:50,570 to little girls, or anyone else, 1002 00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:52,530 'cause it's creepy 1003 00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:52,530 and European. 1004 00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:53,573 Now go to your room. 1005 00:18:55,116 --> 00:18:57,202 It's fun when your kids 1006 00:18:55,116 --> 00:18:57,202 get your best qualities, 1007 00:18:57,202 --> 00:18:58,703 but it's a kick in the gut 1008 00:18:58,703 --> 00:19:01,206 when they pick up stuff 1009 00:18:58,703 --> 00:19:01,206 you hate about yourself. 1010 00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:03,749 I saw that ugly, 1011 00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:03,749 impatient part of me 1012 00:19:03,749 --> 00:19:06,044 coming out of my adorable son. 1013 00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:09,797 In fairness, that adorable part 1014 00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:09,797 also came from me. 1015 00:19:09,797 --> 00:19:12,968 We both got my mom's crab-apple 1016 00:19:09,797 --> 00:19:12,968 cheeks and pillow lips. 1017 00:19:13,843 --> 00:19:16,804 Hi, honey. 1018 00:19:13,843 --> 00:19:16,804 I'm sorry I'm late. 1019 00:19:16,804 --> 00:19:18,723 We had a whole incident ... 1020 00:19:16,804 --> 00:19:18,723 Mwah ... 1021 00:19:18,723 --> 00:19:21,977 at the warehouse, 1022 00:19:18,723 --> 00:19:21,977 a paint mixer blew up. 1023 00:19:21,977 --> 00:19:25,021 Luckily I had these overalls 1024 00:19:21,977 --> 00:19:25,021 in my office I could... 1025 00:19:25,021 --> 00:19:26,522 Oh, you're mad, 1026 00:19:25,021 --> 00:19:26,522 aren't you? 1027 00:19:26,522 --> 00:19:28,316 Mad? 1028 00:19:28,316 --> 00:19:30,485 I mean, was this the best 1029 00:19:28,316 --> 00:19:30,485 Valentine's Day 1030 00:19:30,485 --> 00:19:32,153 we've ever had? No. 1031 00:19:32,153 --> 00:19:34,197 Was it the worst? 1032 00:19:32,153 --> 00:19:34,197 Yes. 1033 00:19:34,197 --> 00:19:35,615 I gave you a great gift. 1034 00:19:35,615 --> 00:19:37,450 I tried to surprise you 1035 00:19:35,615 --> 00:19:37,450 at the office. 1036 00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:39,327 You repaid the effort 1037 00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:39,327 by making a reservation 1038 00:19:39,327 --> 00:19:41,704 at a truck stop and dressing up 1039 00:19:39,327 --> 00:19:41,704 like Tom Sawyer. 1040 00:19:41,704 --> 00:19:45,541 But hey, maybe this happens 1041 00:19:41,704 --> 00:19:45,541 to everyone, Claire. 1042 00:19:45,541 --> 00:19:48,003 Romance fizzles. 1043 00:19:45,541 --> 00:19:48,003 Magic dies. 1044 00:19:48,003 --> 00:19:50,838 At least we can mark the exact 1045 00:19:48,003 --> 00:19:50,838 time it happened to us, 1046 00:19:50,838 --> 00:19:52,340 thanks to my new watch, 1047 00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:54,550 which only a switchboard 1048 00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:54,550 operator from the 1950s 1049 00:19:54,550 --> 00:19:55,718 could keep wound. 1050 00:19:55,718 --> 00:19:59,055 You mean this watch? 1051 00:20:01,391 --> 00:20:03,226 The Houdini handcuffs. 1052 00:20:03,226 --> 00:20:06,312 I've been taking magic lessons 1053 00:20:03,226 --> 00:20:06,312 as a Valentine's surprise. 1054 00:20:06,312 --> 00:20:09,565 Wait a minute. The supposed 1055 00:20:06,312 --> 00:20:09,565 hinge salesman at your office. 1056 00:20:09,565 --> 00:20:11,276 The Great Majesto. 1057 00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:13,069 Of course. 1058 00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:13,069 I didn't recognize him 1059 00:20:13,069 --> 00:20:15,947 without his floor-length robe 1060 00:20:13,069 --> 00:20:15,947 covered in question marks. 1061 00:20:15,947 --> 00:20:19,117 And we also really do have 1062 00:20:15,947 --> 00:20:19,117 a reservation 1063 00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:20,618 at that really nice place 1064 00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:20,618 down the street. 1065 00:20:20,618 --> 00:20:23,204 So, we should probably 1066 00:20:20,618 --> 00:20:23,204 get your check. 1067 00:20:23,204 --> 00:20:26,041 Excuse me. 1068 00:20:23,204 --> 00:20:26,041 Can we get the check? 1069 00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:29,252 But are you really dressed 1070 00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:29,252 for... 1071 00:20:32,255 --> 00:20:35,300 So wonderful. 1072 00:20:32,255 --> 00:20:35,300 I can't... 1073 00:20:36,342 --> 00:20:37,635 Mwah. 1074 00:20:37,635 --> 00:20:38,803 Come on, honey. 1075 00:20:37,635 --> 00:20:38,803 We should get going. 1076 00:20:38,803 --> 00:20:40,972 Wait, uh, 1077 00:20:38,803 --> 00:20:40,972 do you have the key? 1078 00:20:40,972 --> 00:20:42,974 No. 1079 00:20:40,972 --> 00:20:42,974 But you do. 1080 00:20:48,021 --> 00:20:49,480 I don't deserve you. 1081 00:20:54,069 --> 00:20:56,196 Honey, you gave me a V.D. 1082 00:20:54,069 --> 00:20:56,196 I will carry with me always. 1083 00:20:56,196 --> 00:20:57,905 Let's say 1084 00:20:56,196 --> 00:20:57,905 "Valentine's Day." 1085 00:20:57,905 --> 00:21:01,034 You know, I never thought 1086 00:20:57,905 --> 00:21:01,034 you'd beat my gift, but you did. 1087 00:21:01,034 --> 00:21:02,243 Oh, honey. 1088 00:21:02,243 --> 00:21:03,369 I'm beginning to think 1089 00:21:02,243 --> 00:21:03,369 that mine 1090 00:21:03,369 --> 00:21:04,955 was a swing and a miss. 1091 00:21:04,955 --> 00:21:06,747 Hardly. 1092 00:21:04,955 --> 00:21:06,747 Yours was fantastic. 1093 00:21:06,747 --> 00:21:09,667 But how about a swing 1094 00:21:06,747 --> 00:21:09,667 with a miss? 1095 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:12,795 You are killing it 1096 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:12,795 today! 1097 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:12,795 I know! 1098 00:21:12,795 --> 00:21:14,255 Did you cover 1099 00:21:12,795 --> 00:21:14,255 that again? 1100 00:21:14,255 --> 00:21:16,799 I didn't. 1101 00:21:14,255 --> 00:21:16,799 That's weird. 1102 00:21:16,799 --> 00:21:19,635 What the hell? 1103 00:21:19,635 --> 00:21:22,388 I transported it 1104 00:21:19,635 --> 00:21:22,388 to the porch. 1105 00:21:23,514 --> 00:21:24,849 You're welcome. 1106 00:21:26,684 --> 00:21:28,644 I didn't ask him 1107 00:21:26,684 --> 00:21:28,644 to do that... 1108 00:21:28,644 --> 00:21:30,021 or tell him 1109 00:21:28,644 --> 00:21:30,021 where we live. 1110 00:21:30,021 --> 00:21:33,774 Captions by VITAC :