1 00:00:01,312 --> 00:00:02,563 Okay. 2 00:00:04,524 --> 00:00:06,067 Screwdriver? 3 00:00:09,780 --> 00:00:11,656 Oh, no. 4 00:00:11,656 --> 00:00:13,449 Backup screwdriver. 5 00:00:14,826 --> 00:00:17,453 I come from a long line 6 00:00:14,826 --> 00:00:17,453 of handy men. 7 00:00:17,453 --> 00:00:21,457 My dad used to fix everything ... 8 00:00:17,453 --> 00:00:21,457 lawnmowers, cars, our cat. 9 00:00:21,457 --> 00:00:23,334 So it made sense that I tackled 10 00:00:21,457 --> 00:00:23,334 the clothes dryer 11 00:00:23,334 --> 00:00:25,796 after the repair guy tried 12 00:00:23,334 --> 00:00:25,796 to rip me off. 13 00:00:25,796 --> 00:00:27,547 I'm not paying $350 14 00:00:27,547 --> 00:00:29,715 for a moisture sensor 15 00:00:27,547 --> 00:00:29,715 that costs $28. 16 00:00:29,715 --> 00:00:31,051 I'll fix it myself. 17 00:00:31,051 --> 00:00:32,593 It's a complicated job. 18 00:00:32,593 --> 00:00:33,970 You know what I did 19 00:00:32,593 --> 00:00:33,970 back in Russia? 20 00:00:33,970 --> 00:00:35,055 Yeah, yeah, I know. 21 00:00:35,055 --> 00:00:36,890 You were a doctor 22 00:00:35,055 --> 00:00:36,890 or a scientist. 23 00:00:36,890 --> 00:00:38,308 I fixed dryers. 24 00:00:36,890 --> 00:00:38,308 Oh. 25 00:00:38,308 --> 00:00:40,476 I've been doing this 26 00:00:38,308 --> 00:00:40,476 a long time is my point. 27 00:00:40,476 --> 00:00:43,563 Well, Yuri, 28 00:00:40,476 --> 00:00:43,563 Phil Dunphy is no pushover. 29 00:00:43,563 --> 00:00:45,731 I'm afraid 30 00:00:43,563 --> 00:00:45,731 it's a hard nyet. 31 00:00:49,319 --> 00:00:50,821 I guess these are clean enough. 32 00:00:50,821 --> 00:00:53,156 I'll have this thing running 33 00:00:50,821 --> 00:00:53,156 in no time, honey. 34 00:00:53,156 --> 00:00:55,033 I have 35 00:00:53,156 --> 00:00:55,033 an instructional video, 36 00:00:55,033 --> 00:00:57,660 and I'm labeling each part 37 00:00:55,033 --> 00:00:57,660 as I take it out. 38 00:00:57,660 --> 00:01:00,038 "Right-back corner. 39 00:01:00,038 --> 00:01:03,374 Tiny elbow-y thingy. 40 00:01:03,374 --> 00:01:06,294 My right. 41 00:01:03,374 --> 00:01:06,294 Dryer left." 42 00:01:06,294 --> 00:01:07,838 Can't you do this 43 00:01:06,294 --> 00:01:07,838 somewhere else? 44 00:01:07,838 --> 00:01:10,298 Right, the dryer's the one 45 00:01:07,838 --> 00:01:10,298 that needs to get its own place. 46 00:01:10,298 --> 00:01:11,591 Honey, 47 00:01:10,298 --> 00:01:11,591 you have to be up anyhow. 48 00:01:11,591 --> 00:01:12,801 We've got 49 00:01:11,591 --> 00:01:12,801 our cooking class. 50 00:01:12,801 --> 00:01:14,635 I want to get there early 51 00:01:12,801 --> 00:01:14,635 and grab a stove up front. 52 00:01:14,635 --> 00:01:16,304 Oh, my God, Mom. 53 00:01:14,635 --> 00:01:16,304 You and that chef. 54 00:01:16,304 --> 00:01:18,473 Keep it in your apron. 55 00:01:18,473 --> 00:01:20,851 Mom's obsessed with this TV chef 56 00:01:18,473 --> 00:01:20,851 Charles Dumont. 57 00:01:20,851 --> 00:01:22,393 She watches his show every day. 58 00:01:22,393 --> 00:01:24,604 Not sure she listens, though. 59 00:01:24,604 --> 00:01:25,981 A pinch of sugar, 60 00:01:25,981 --> 00:01:28,775 and your taste buds will 61 00:01:25,981 --> 00:01:28,775 surrender like the French. 62 00:01:28,775 --> 00:01:31,027 I'm sorry, that joke 63 00:01:28,775 --> 00:01:31,027 was a little fromage-y. 64 00:01:31,027 --> 00:01:32,028 Did he say salt? 65 00:01:32,028 --> 00:01:33,363 Sugar. 66 00:01:32,028 --> 00:01:33,363 Sugar. 67 00:01:32,028 --> 00:01:33,363 Sugar. 68 00:01:33,363 --> 00:01:35,240 Mmm! 69 00:01:33,363 --> 00:01:35,240 I'd love to give him some sugar. 70 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,575 But I'm pretty sure 71 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,575 he said salt here, baby. 72 00:01:37,575 --> 00:01:38,994 Take a taste. 73 00:01:37,575 --> 00:01:38,994 Oh, no. Aah! 74 00:01:38,994 --> 00:01:39,995 Mmm! 75 00:01:38,994 --> 00:01:39,995 Hmm? 76 00:01:39,995 --> 00:01:41,079 Yeah. 77 00:01:39,995 --> 00:01:41,079 Yeah? 78 00:01:41,079 --> 00:01:42,497 That's got 79 00:01:41,079 --> 00:01:42,497 something in it. 80 00:01:41,079 --> 00:01:42,497 Yeah. 81 00:01:42,497 --> 00:01:43,957 Oh, almost out of cookin' juice. 82 00:01:42,497 --> 00:01:43,957 - Mm-hmm. 83 00:01:43,957 --> 00:01:46,667 All right, the next step 84 00:01:43,957 --> 00:01:46,667 is very important. 85 00:01:46,667 --> 00:01:47,752 You sure you don't want 86 00:01:46,667 --> 00:01:47,752 to pause it? 87 00:01:47,752 --> 00:01:49,379 Oh, no, I'm good. 88 00:01:49,379 --> 00:01:51,256 - We got to fix this. 89 00:01:49,379 --> 00:01:51,256 - Mm-hmm. 90 00:01:51,256 --> 00:01:53,174 We can't tell her how bad 91 00:01:51,256 --> 00:01:53,174 her food is 92 00:01:53,174 --> 00:01:54,634 because that would destroy her. 93 00:01:54,634 --> 00:01:57,220 So when I found out 94 00:01:54,634 --> 00:01:57,220 Chef Dumont was coming to town, 95 00:01:57,220 --> 00:02:00,056 I signed us up for his class 96 00:01:57,220 --> 00:02:00,056 so he could do it. 97 00:02:01,766 --> 00:02:03,601 Whoa! 98 00:02:03,601 --> 00:02:05,561 I know. 99 00:02:03,601 --> 00:02:05,561 Pretty intense, huh? 100 00:02:05,561 --> 00:02:07,981 Now I just grab the sensor 101 00:02:07,981 --> 00:02:10,525 and put it ... 102 00:02:10,525 --> 00:02:13,653 Oh, a little lint-y 103 00:02:10,525 --> 00:02:13,653 in here. 104 00:02:13,653 --> 00:02:15,488 I probably should have 105 00:02:13,653 --> 00:02:15,488 emptied... 106 00:02:16,697 --> 00:02:18,283 Aah! 107 00:02:16,697 --> 00:02:18,283 Are the parts okay? 108 00:02:18,283 --> 00:02:19,284 Yeah, they're fine. 109 00:02:19,284 --> 00:02:20,285 Oh, thank God. 110 00:02:20,285 --> 00:02:21,536 I don't know ... 111 00:02:20,285 --> 00:02:21,536 Ow! 112 00:02:37,552 --> 00:02:39,805 All right, Joe. 113 00:02:37,552 --> 00:02:39,805 Fire it in here, buddy. 114 00:02:39,805 --> 00:02:40,847 Ooh! Yes! 115 00:02:40,847 --> 00:02:41,848 Good. 116 00:02:41,848 --> 00:02:43,099 Now I don't have to tell 117 00:02:41,848 --> 00:02:43,099 another son 118 00:02:43,099 --> 00:02:44,810 that some boys 119 00:02:43,099 --> 00:02:44,810 have different gifts. 120 00:02:44,810 --> 00:02:46,227 Good job there, slugger. 121 00:02:46,227 --> 00:02:48,146 What the hell's 122 00:02:46,227 --> 00:02:48,146 going on here, Gloria? 123 00:02:48,146 --> 00:02:49,147 I feel like I died. 124 00:02:49,147 --> 00:02:50,481 I'm watching my family 125 00:02:49,147 --> 00:02:50,481 as a ghost. 126 00:02:50,481 --> 00:02:51,482 Don't be silly. 127 00:02:51,482 --> 00:02:52,567 If that happened, 128 00:02:52,567 --> 00:02:54,277 I would have changed 129 00:02:52,567 --> 00:02:54,277 all this furniture. 130 00:02:54,277 --> 00:02:56,612 I hired Coach Gary. 131 00:02:56,612 --> 00:02:59,074 He's gonna teach Joe 132 00:02:56,612 --> 00:02:59,074 how to throw. 133 00:02:59,074 --> 00:03:01,659 Joe is the worst on his team. 134 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:03,619 I hear you! 135 00:03:03,619 --> 00:03:04,955 Your son's 136 00:03:03,619 --> 00:03:04,955 in good hands, Jay. 137 00:03:04,955 --> 00:03:07,665 I led my team 138 00:03:04,955 --> 00:03:07,665 to the championship last year. 139 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:08,875 We weren't 140 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:08,875 supposed to keep score, 141 00:03:08,875 --> 00:03:09,876 but I did in my head. 142 00:03:09,876 --> 00:03:11,169 This is crazy. 143 00:03:11,169 --> 00:03:14,089 A kid's supposed to learn 144 00:03:11,169 --> 00:03:14,089 this stuff from his dad ... 145 00:03:14,089 --> 00:03:16,299 baseball, 146 00:03:14,089 --> 00:03:16,299 how to drive a car, 147 00:03:16,299 --> 00:03:17,467 how to fight a guy 148 00:03:16,299 --> 00:03:17,467 from Jersey. 149 00:03:17,467 --> 00:03:18,718 If you think you took his 150 00:03:17,467 --> 00:03:18,718 knife... 151 00:03:18,718 --> 00:03:20,470 He's got another one. 152 00:03:20,470 --> 00:03:22,555 Joe learned to throw 153 00:03:20,470 --> 00:03:22,555 by copying Jay, 154 00:03:22,555 --> 00:03:25,558 but Jay throws all crazy 155 00:03:22,555 --> 00:03:25,558 because of his bad shoulder. 156 00:03:25,558 --> 00:03:27,768 Like this, buddy. 157 00:03:28,812 --> 00:03:31,564 Son of a...! 158 00:03:31,564 --> 00:03:33,274 Son of a...! 159 00:03:34,776 --> 00:03:36,486 It's the same reason 160 00:03:34,776 --> 00:03:36,486 Joe whistles 161 00:03:36,486 --> 00:03:39,697 "Sentimental Journey" 162 00:03:36,486 --> 00:03:39,697 when he pees. 163 00:03:39,697 --> 00:03:41,532 You seem like 164 00:03:39,697 --> 00:03:41,532 a nice guy and all, 165 00:03:41,532 --> 00:03:42,658 but, uh, I got this. 166 00:03:42,658 --> 00:03:45,578 Hey, no sweat. 167 00:03:42,658 --> 00:03:45,578 Coach Gary gets it. 168 00:03:45,578 --> 00:03:48,206 Hey, uh, don't forget your ball. 169 00:03:52,794 --> 00:03:56,631 It's okay, Jay. 170 00:03:52,794 --> 00:03:56,631 Some boys have different gifts. 171 00:03:58,216 --> 00:03:59,885 Let me get the door. 172 00:03:59,885 --> 00:04:01,136 Okay, thank you. 173 00:04:03,304 --> 00:04:04,764 Hi. 174 00:04:03,304 --> 00:04:04,764 Can I help you? 175 00:04:04,764 --> 00:04:05,974 I'm here for Lily. 176 00:04:05,974 --> 00:04:07,600 I always knew 177 00:04:05,974 --> 00:04:07,600 this day would come. 178 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:08,977 Probably not 179 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:08,977 what she's here for. 180 00:04:08,977 --> 00:04:10,186 How do you know 181 00:04:08,977 --> 00:04:10,186 our daughter? 182 00:04:10,186 --> 00:04:12,313 I don't. 183 00:04:10,186 --> 00:04:12,313 She hired me for a cleaning job. 184 00:04:12,313 --> 00:04:13,314 Oh. What? 185 00:04:13,314 --> 00:04:14,565 Wow. 186 00:04:13,314 --> 00:04:14,565 Right on time. 187 00:04:14,565 --> 00:04:16,567 Wait, Lily, 188 00:04:14,565 --> 00:04:16,567 did you hire a cleaning lady? 189 00:04:16,567 --> 00:04:17,944 Yeah, 190 00:04:16,567 --> 00:04:17,944 with an app on your phone. 191 00:04:17,944 --> 00:04:19,404 Daddy said 192 00:04:17,944 --> 00:04:19,404 my room was a pigsty. 193 00:04:19,404 --> 00:04:21,782 Okay, we'll double back 194 00:04:19,404 --> 00:04:21,782 to that unnecessary 195 00:04:21,782 --> 00:04:23,449 and inaccurate slam 196 00:04:21,782 --> 00:04:23,449 on pigs, 197 00:04:23,449 --> 00:04:25,326 and I think Daddy meant 198 00:04:23,449 --> 00:04:25,326 for you to clean your room. 199 00:04:25,326 --> 00:04:27,287 We can't have you cleaning 200 00:04:25,326 --> 00:04:27,287 our daughter's room. 201 00:04:27,287 --> 00:04:28,955 It just ... 202 00:04:27,287 --> 00:04:28,955 It sends the wrong message. 203 00:04:28,955 --> 00:04:30,957 We get to review you guys, too, 204 00:04:28,955 --> 00:04:30,957 you know. 205 00:04:30,957 --> 00:04:32,000 Okay. 206 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,668 Now go clean your room. 207 00:04:33,668 --> 00:04:36,212 It's not fair. 208 00:04:33,668 --> 00:04:36,212 You guys use apps 209 00:04:33,668 --> 00:04:36,212 for everything. 210 00:04:36,212 --> 00:04:37,255 No, we don't. 211 00:04:37,255 --> 00:04:38,339 Well... 212 00:04:38,339 --> 00:04:40,633 Okay, there's Uber 213 00:04:38,339 --> 00:04:40,633 for when we eat out... 214 00:04:40,633 --> 00:04:42,552 and Postmates 215 00:04:40,633 --> 00:04:42,552 for when we eat in. 216 00:04:42,552 --> 00:04:44,387 And TaskRabbit 217 00:04:42,552 --> 00:04:44,387 for stuff around the house. 218 00:04:44,387 --> 00:04:46,139 And Washio and ParkMe 219 00:04:46,139 --> 00:04:47,515 and the one 220 00:04:46,139 --> 00:04:47,515 where the guy comes over 221 00:04:47,515 --> 00:04:48,892 and builds a fire 222 00:04:47,515 --> 00:04:48,892 in your fireplace. 223 00:04:48,892 --> 00:04:50,977 Oh, LogBuddy. 224 00:04:48,892 --> 00:04:50,977 I love LogBuddy. 225 00:04:50,977 --> 00:04:52,854 We need to start leading 226 00:04:50,977 --> 00:04:52,854 by example. 227 00:04:52,854 --> 00:04:56,107 From now on, we're all gonna 228 00:04:52,854 --> 00:04:56,107 be a little more self-reliant. 229 00:04:56,107 --> 00:04:58,526 For starters, 230 00:04:56,107 --> 00:04:58,526 I'll build the fires. 231 00:04:58,526 --> 00:05:01,780 But the LogBuddy guy comes 232 00:04:58,526 --> 00:05:01,780 dressed as a lumberjack. 233 00:05:01,780 --> 00:05:04,282 I have a flannel shirt. 234 00:05:04,282 --> 00:05:05,784 Huh? 235 00:05:05,784 --> 00:05:07,202 Where are all 236 00:05:05,784 --> 00:05:07,202 the extra pieces? 237 00:05:07,202 --> 00:05:09,537 There aren't any. 238 00:05:07,202 --> 00:05:09,537 I used every last one. 239 00:05:09,537 --> 00:05:10,705 Did you throw them away? 240 00:05:10,705 --> 00:05:12,415 You can tell me. 241 00:05:10,705 --> 00:05:12,415 I won't be angry. 242 00:05:12,415 --> 00:05:14,000 I fixed the dryer, 243 00:05:12,415 --> 00:05:14,000 Claire, 244 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,003 and you get to be here 245 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,003 for the moment of truth. 246 00:05:17,003 --> 00:05:18,088 Pull the pin. 247 00:05:22,633 --> 00:05:23,802 It works. 248 00:05:23,802 --> 00:05:27,055 I had no idea you were 249 00:05:23,802 --> 00:05:27,055 so good with your hands. 250 00:05:27,055 --> 00:05:28,264 Very manly. 251 00:05:28,264 --> 00:05:31,142 I pinched my thumb 252 00:05:28,264 --> 00:05:31,142 with a pair of pliers earlier. 253 00:05:31,142 --> 00:05:32,227 Not a peep. 254 00:05:32,227 --> 00:05:33,812 Luke, Daddy and I need 255 00:05:32,227 --> 00:05:33,812 to go upstairs 256 00:05:33,812 --> 00:05:35,230 to discuss something 257 00:05:33,812 --> 00:05:35,230 in private. 258 00:05:35,230 --> 00:05:38,066 Just go. 259 00:05:35,230 --> 00:05:38,066 You're ruining sex for me. 260 00:05:41,111 --> 00:05:43,905 Oh, we just created some static 261 00:05:41,111 --> 00:05:43,905 in these sheets, huh? 262 00:05:43,905 --> 00:05:45,949 That felt amazing. 263 00:05:43,905 --> 00:05:45,949 Yeah. 264 00:05:45,949 --> 00:05:49,410 I got all up in that dryer 265 00:05:45,949 --> 00:05:49,410 and fixed the hell out of it. 266 00:05:50,620 --> 00:05:52,163 I feel capable of anything. 267 00:05:52,163 --> 00:05:54,875 You know what? 268 00:05:52,163 --> 00:05:54,875 Hmm? 269 00:05:54,875 --> 00:05:55,917 I'm gonna build it. 270 00:05:55,917 --> 00:05:57,668 Dunphy Tower? 271 00:05:55,917 --> 00:05:57,668 Dunphy Tower. 272 00:05:57,668 --> 00:05:58,795 Dunphy Tower ... 273 00:05:58,795 --> 00:06:00,839 My first commercial 274 00:05:58,795 --> 00:06:00,839 real-estate development. 275 00:06:00,839 --> 00:06:03,091 I've been dreaming of 276 00:06:00,839 --> 00:06:03,091 building it since I was a kid, 277 00:06:03,091 --> 00:06:04,300 and now it's all happening. 278 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:06,344 Well, minus the trampoline park 279 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:06,344 on the roof 280 00:06:06,344 --> 00:06:08,388 and the tunnel 281 00:06:06,344 --> 00:06:08,388 to my best friend's house. 282 00:06:08,388 --> 00:06:10,849 I am still holding out hope 283 00:06:08,388 --> 00:06:10,849 for a fireman's pole 284 00:06:10,849 --> 00:06:12,851 that takes you 285 00:06:10,849 --> 00:06:12,851 to the parking garage. 286 00:06:12,851 --> 00:06:15,145 Well, if you're sure 287 00:06:12,851 --> 00:06:15,145 you're finally ready. 288 00:06:15,145 --> 00:06:16,980 Of course I am. 289 00:06:15,145 --> 00:06:16,980 I just fixed the dryer. 290 00:06:16,980 --> 00:06:18,523 Hmm. 291 00:06:18,523 --> 00:06:20,859 And it was the most satisfying 292 00:06:18,523 --> 00:06:20,859 thing I've ever done. 293 00:06:22,110 --> 00:06:24,279 I'll just get dressed, 294 00:06:22,110 --> 00:06:24,279 I guess. 295 00:06:31,452 --> 00:06:33,079 Ta-da! 296 00:06:33,079 --> 00:06:34,790 Phil, I know where we are. 297 00:06:33,079 --> 00:06:34,790 I drove. 298 00:06:34,790 --> 00:06:36,041 You know what this is, 299 00:06:36,041 --> 00:06:37,876 but I'm about to tell you 300 00:06:36,041 --> 00:06:37,876 what this could be. 301 00:06:37,876 --> 00:06:39,961 This is my least-favorite way 302 00:06:37,876 --> 00:06:39,961 of talking. 303 00:06:39,961 --> 00:06:43,840 You are standing on the site 304 00:06:39,961 --> 00:06:43,840 of the future Dunphy Tower. 305 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:46,134 A quarter acre 306 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:46,134 of mixed-use space 307 00:06:46,134 --> 00:06:47,969 in a rapidly gentrifying 308 00:06:46,134 --> 00:06:47,969 neighborhood. 309 00:06:47,969 --> 00:06:49,637 Commercial real estate, 310 00:06:47,969 --> 00:06:49,637 huh? 311 00:06:49,637 --> 00:06:51,139 This is a departure for you. 312 00:06:51,139 --> 00:06:53,099 I thought about it 313 00:06:51,139 --> 00:06:53,099 down to the last detail. 314 00:06:53,099 --> 00:06:54,350 Imagine a happy worker 315 00:06:54,350 --> 00:06:56,519 coming down from their 316 00:06:54,350 --> 00:06:56,519 transit-friendly office 317 00:06:56,519 --> 00:06:57,813 for a fancy coffee beverage 318 00:06:56,519 --> 00:06:57,813 or yoga, 319 00:06:57,813 --> 00:07:00,315 and what's that 320 00:06:57,813 --> 00:07:00,315 over there? 321 00:07:00,315 --> 00:07:01,691 A doll's foot, I hope. 322 00:07:01,691 --> 00:07:03,484 A farm-to-table dog bakery. 323 00:07:03,484 --> 00:07:05,946 Ooh, Stella and I went 324 00:07:03,484 --> 00:07:05,946 to one of those in Solvang. 325 00:07:05,946 --> 00:07:07,113 She got a quiche. 326 00:07:07,113 --> 00:07:08,698 It looked so good, 327 00:07:07,113 --> 00:07:08,698 I almost split it with her. 328 00:07:08,698 --> 00:07:10,241 I don't want you 329 00:07:08,698 --> 00:07:10,241 to feel pressured to invest, 330 00:07:10,241 --> 00:07:11,701 but I want you to know 331 00:07:10,241 --> 00:07:11,701 this isn't a whim. 332 00:07:11,701 --> 00:07:12,994 I've been thinking 333 00:07:11,701 --> 00:07:12,994 about this a lot. 334 00:07:12,994 --> 00:07:14,830 What got you 335 00:07:12,994 --> 00:07:14,830 off the sidelines? 336 00:07:14,830 --> 00:07:17,707 This is gonna sound silly, 337 00:07:14,830 --> 00:07:17,707 but I fixed a dryer today. 338 00:07:17,707 --> 00:07:20,085 I took it all apart 339 00:07:17,707 --> 00:07:20,085 and swapped out the sensor. 340 00:07:20,085 --> 00:07:21,211 Get out of here. 341 00:07:21,211 --> 00:07:23,546 The guy wanted 350 bucks. 342 00:07:21,211 --> 00:07:23,546 I paid $28. 343 00:07:23,546 --> 00:07:24,840 Holy cow! 344 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:27,092 Ho come we haven't been talking 345 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:27,092 about this the whole time? 346 00:07:27,092 --> 00:07:29,052 Because I'm so excited 347 00:07:27,092 --> 00:07:29,052 about this project. 348 00:07:29,052 --> 00:07:30,846 I-I really think this could be 349 00:07:29,052 --> 00:07:30,846 a good investment. 350 00:07:30,846 --> 00:07:32,305 I don't want to hear 351 00:07:30,846 --> 00:07:32,305 any more. 352 00:07:32,305 --> 00:07:34,015 You're the most cautious 353 00:07:32,305 --> 00:07:34,015 guy I know 354 00:07:34,015 --> 00:07:35,183 when it comes to business. 355 00:07:35,183 --> 00:07:37,102 If you think 356 00:07:35,183 --> 00:07:37,102 this is a slam dunk, I'm in. 357 00:07:37,102 --> 00:07:38,103 Really? 358 00:07:38,103 --> 00:07:39,479 'Cause I have an offer 359 00:07:38,103 --> 00:07:39,479 ready to go. 360 00:07:39,479 --> 00:07:40,730 You say the word, 361 00:07:39,479 --> 00:07:40,730 I hit "send." 362 00:07:40,730 --> 00:07:43,191 Do it. I've been looking 363 00:07:40,730 --> 00:07:43,191 for investment opportunities. 364 00:07:43,191 --> 00:07:44,776 If you're confident, 365 00:07:43,191 --> 00:07:44,776 I'm confident. 366 00:07:46,862 --> 00:07:48,989 Because you know what I'd do 367 00:07:46,862 --> 00:07:48,989 to you if you blew my money. 368 00:07:54,870 --> 00:07:58,414 All right, you are about to get 369 00:07:54,870 --> 00:07:58,414 an important lesson 370 00:07:58,414 --> 00:08:00,500 on self-reliance, 371 00:07:58,414 --> 00:08:00,500 young lady. 372 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:02,752 I know he's serious 373 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:02,752 when he calls me "young lady." 374 00:08:02,752 --> 00:08:05,338 My dad did the same thing. 375 00:08:02,752 --> 00:08:05,338 Okay. 376 00:08:05,338 --> 00:08:07,382 Okay, no more doing chores 377 00:08:05,338 --> 00:08:07,382 with our phones. 378 00:08:07,382 --> 00:08:09,717 We are going 379 00:08:07,382 --> 00:08:09,717 to get our hands dirty. 380 00:08:09,717 --> 00:08:11,136 And, Mitchell, 381 00:08:09,717 --> 00:08:11,136 you're gonna start right here 382 00:08:11,136 --> 00:08:12,303 and manscape this. 383 00:08:12,303 --> 00:08:14,848 - Really? Okay. 384 00:08:12,303 --> 00:08:14,848 - And guess what you're gonna do? 385 00:08:14,848 --> 00:08:16,599 Can I be in charge 386 00:08:14,848 --> 00:08:16,599 of watering the cement 387 00:08:16,599 --> 00:08:18,059 like the gardener? 388 00:08:16,599 --> 00:08:18,059 Nope. 389 00:08:18,059 --> 00:08:19,770 You're gonna get down 390 00:08:18,059 --> 00:08:19,770 on your hands and knees 391 00:08:19,770 --> 00:08:20,937 and pick weeds. 392 00:08:20,937 --> 00:08:22,730 Aw! 393 00:08:20,937 --> 00:08:22,730 Aw! 394 00:08:22,730 --> 00:08:24,900 You ... You know what I had to do 395 00:08:22,730 --> 00:08:24,900 when I was your age? 396 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:27,778 I had to crawl through 397 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:27,778 a cornfield and pick up rocks. 398 00:08:27,778 --> 00:08:29,112 That's right. 399 00:08:29,112 --> 00:08:31,572 I couldn't even have breakfast 400 00:08:29,112 --> 00:08:31,572 until I picked 100. 401 00:08:31,572 --> 00:08:35,618 I'd strap a flashlight 402 00:08:31,572 --> 00:08:35,618 to my head, and off I'd go. 403 00:08:35,618 --> 00:08:38,204 One rock, two rocks, 404 00:08:38,204 --> 00:08:39,247 three rocks. 405 00:08:39,247 --> 00:08:40,581 Oh, my God! 406 00:08:40,581 --> 00:08:42,375 It's called 407 00:08:40,581 --> 00:08:42,375 dramatic tension. 408 00:08:42,375 --> 00:08:44,210 It's called a beehive. 409 00:08:42,375 --> 00:08:44,210 Right ... Right there. 410 00:08:42,375 --> 00:08:44,210 What? 411 00:08:44,210 --> 00:08:45,378 Yep. Mm-hmm. 412 00:08:45,378 --> 00:08:46,880 Oh, Oh, no. It's worse. 413 00:08:45,378 --> 00:08:46,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 414 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:49,007 Those are wasps. 415 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:49,007 Oh, I hate wasps! 416 00:08:49,007 --> 00:08:51,134 No, not you, Mr. Fletcher. 417 00:08:49,007 --> 00:08:51,134 The... 418 00:08:51,134 --> 00:08:52,677 Come on. 419 00:08:52,677 --> 00:08:53,719 Gloria? 420 00:08:53,719 --> 00:08:55,806 Phil got me to invest 421 00:08:53,719 --> 00:08:55,806 in a mini-mall, 422 00:08:55,806 --> 00:08:57,182 so you might want 423 00:08:55,806 --> 00:08:57,182 to dial back 424 00:08:57,182 --> 00:08:58,724 on the shoe purchases 425 00:08:57,182 --> 00:08:58,724 for a while. 426 00:08:58,724 --> 00:09:00,476 One second, one second. 427 00:09:00,476 --> 00:09:02,228 "Place order." 428 00:09:02,228 --> 00:09:03,939 What did you say, baby? 429 00:09:03,939 --> 00:09:05,481 Drawer's fixed. 430 00:09:03,939 --> 00:09:05,481 What the hell? 431 00:09:05,481 --> 00:09:07,108 Don't sneak up 432 00:09:05,481 --> 00:09:07,108 on people like that. 433 00:09:07,108 --> 00:09:08,693 I'm liable 434 00:09:07,108 --> 00:09:08,693 to have knocked you out. 435 00:09:08,693 --> 00:09:10,278 I doubt it. 436 00:09:10,278 --> 00:09:11,654 I was gonna fix that, 437 00:09:10,278 --> 00:09:11,654 anyway. 438 00:09:11,654 --> 00:09:13,531 Ay. Like you were going 439 00:09:11,654 --> 00:09:13,531 to clean the gutter? 440 00:09:13,531 --> 00:09:15,158 Coach Gary did it already. 441 00:09:15,158 --> 00:09:16,868 It really wasn't 442 00:09:15,158 --> 00:09:16,868 a problem. 443 00:09:16,868 --> 00:09:19,662 I'm not afraid of heights, 444 00:09:16,868 --> 00:09:19,662 and I've got big hands. 445 00:09:19,662 --> 00:09:22,123 Those are fun details. 446 00:09:22,123 --> 00:09:24,167 It's like the guy was trying 447 00:09:22,123 --> 00:09:24,167 to steal my life. 448 00:09:24,167 --> 00:09:26,211 I wish he'd shown up 449 00:09:24,167 --> 00:09:26,211 when I was married to Dede. 450 00:09:26,211 --> 00:09:27,420 I would have made him a key. 451 00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:29,297 Let me show you out, 452 00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:29,297 although you sound like 453 00:09:29,297 --> 00:09:31,007 you know the place 454 00:09:29,297 --> 00:09:31,007 pretty good already. 455 00:09:31,007 --> 00:09:32,092 Hey, Jay, 456 00:09:31,007 --> 00:09:32,092 I've got a date Friday night. 457 00:09:32,092 --> 00:09:33,218 Can I borrow your car? 458 00:09:33,218 --> 00:09:34,845 Sure, you can borrow 459 00:09:33,218 --> 00:09:34,845 your mother's car. 460 00:09:34,845 --> 00:09:35,846 Who's the lucky girl? 461 00:09:35,846 --> 00:09:37,097 Rachel Caputo. 462 00:09:37,097 --> 00:09:39,057 She and Manny work 463 00:09:37,097 --> 00:09:39,057 on the school paper together. 464 00:09:39,057 --> 00:09:41,017 Extra, extra, 465 00:09:39,057 --> 00:09:41,017 she's a cutie. 466 00:09:41,017 --> 00:09:42,102 Thanks for your help. 467 00:09:42,102 --> 00:09:44,270 Hey, 468 00:09:42,102 --> 00:09:44,270 I just played the ukulele. 469 00:09:44,270 --> 00:09:45,563 You sang the song. 470 00:09:45,563 --> 00:09:47,315 Yeah. 471 00:09:45,563 --> 00:09:47,315 Coach Cupid! 472 00:09:47,315 --> 00:09:48,441 All right, Gar. 473 00:09:48,441 --> 00:09:49,901 You don't want to miss that bus. 474 00:09:49,901 --> 00:09:51,194 Thanks again, Coach Gary. 475 00:09:51,194 --> 00:09:52,946 He's not even your coach. 476 00:09:52,946 --> 00:09:55,365 I need a scotch 477 00:09:52,946 --> 00:09:55,365 and a James Bond marathon. 478 00:09:55,365 --> 00:09:56,366 You may be out of luck. 479 00:09:56,366 --> 00:09:57,742 The TV wasn't working 480 00:09:56,366 --> 00:09:57,742 a minute ago. 481 00:09:57,742 --> 00:09:59,202 Sounds like 482 00:09:57,742 --> 00:09:59,202 the satellite dish. 483 00:09:59,202 --> 00:10:01,621 Big Hands probably messed it up 484 00:09:59,202 --> 00:10:01,621 poking around in my gutters. 485 00:10:01,621 --> 00:10:03,206 Let me check it out. 486 00:10:01,621 --> 00:10:03,206 - No, no, no. 487 00:10:03,206 --> 00:10:04,875 That might be very dangerous. 488 00:10:04,875 --> 00:10:07,127 Let me go grab Coach Gary, 489 00:10:04,875 --> 00:10:07,127 and he can help you. 490 00:10:07,127 --> 00:10:08,128 I said I'd do it. 491 00:10:08,128 --> 00:10:09,545 Yeah, 492 00:10:08,128 --> 00:10:09,545 but I'm sure Coach Gary 493 00:10:09,545 --> 00:10:11,047 wouldn't mind 494 00:10:09,545 --> 00:10:11,047 sticking around. 495 00:10:11,047 --> 00:10:12,465 I'm getting that impression 496 00:10:11,047 --> 00:10:12,465 myself! 497 00:10:13,424 --> 00:10:15,176 Thank you all for coming. 498 00:10:15,176 --> 00:10:17,387 Who here wants to go 499 00:10:15,176 --> 00:10:17,387 to Paris right now? 500 00:10:17,387 --> 00:10:18,263 Moi! 501 00:10:18,263 --> 00:10:20,140 No. 502 00:10:18,263 --> 00:10:20,140 We're not getting on a plane. 503 00:10:20,140 --> 00:10:23,894 We'll be transported 504 00:10:20,140 --> 00:10:23,894 by these humble ingredients. 505 00:10:23,894 --> 00:10:24,978 How great is he? 506 00:10:24,978 --> 00:10:27,355 So great. 507 00:10:24,978 --> 00:10:27,355 Listen to everything he says. 508 00:10:27,355 --> 00:10:29,858 Look to your left. 509 00:10:27,355 --> 00:10:29,858 Look to your right. 510 00:10:29,858 --> 00:10:31,442 Before this class is through, 511 00:10:31,442 --> 00:10:34,487 all of you will know how to make 512 00:10:31,442 --> 00:10:34,487 herb-roasted chicken! 513 00:10:34,487 --> 00:10:36,239 Ohh! 514 00:10:34,487 --> 00:10:36,239 I know this recipe. 515 00:10:36,239 --> 00:10:37,783 I could make this chicken 516 00:10:36,239 --> 00:10:37,783 in my sleep. 517 00:10:37,783 --> 00:10:39,117 How about we try it awake? 518 00:10:39,117 --> 00:10:41,744 Let's start with the most 519 00:10:39,117 --> 00:10:41,744 important ingredient ... thyme. 520 00:10:41,744 --> 00:10:44,039 That's right. 521 00:10:41,744 --> 00:10:44,039 It's time to chop thyme. 522 00:10:44,039 --> 00:10:46,124 He's just like he is on TV. 523 00:10:46,124 --> 00:10:47,250 Yeah. 524 00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:48,877 Thyme and chicken 525 00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:48,877 play together very well, 526 00:10:48,877 --> 00:10:51,004 unlike dogs and chickens. 527 00:10:51,004 --> 00:10:53,214 Tragic story ... 528 00:10:51,004 --> 00:10:53,214 my rescue whippet and I 529 00:10:53,214 --> 00:10:54,966 live next to an urban farm 530 00:10:53,214 --> 00:10:54,966 and... 531 00:10:54,966 --> 00:10:57,593 Oh, my, do you mind 532 00:10:54,966 --> 00:10:57,593 if I use this as an example? 533 00:10:57,593 --> 00:10:59,554 Oh! 534 00:10:57,593 --> 00:10:59,554 Avec pleasure. 535 00:10:59,554 --> 00:11:04,142 See how she's chopped it 536 00:10:59,554 --> 00:11:04,142 stems and all? 537 00:11:04,142 --> 00:11:05,560 That's wrong. 538 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,854 Sloppiness like this 539 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,854 can ruin a dish. 540 00:11:07,854 --> 00:11:09,522 Oh. 541 00:11:07,854 --> 00:11:09,522 I had no idea. 542 00:11:09,522 --> 00:11:11,607 I suppose when it comes 543 00:11:09,522 --> 00:11:11,607 to herbs, though, 544 00:11:11,607 --> 00:11:13,109 you're something 545 00:11:11,607 --> 00:11:13,109 of a sage. 546 00:11:13,109 --> 00:11:14,694 That's clever. 547 00:11:13,109 --> 00:11:14,694 Thank you. 548 00:11:14,694 --> 00:11:16,029 You can't eat clever. 549 00:11:21,034 --> 00:11:22,077 Freeze! Police! 550 00:11:22,077 --> 00:11:24,079 I'm a Realtor. 551 00:11:22,077 --> 00:11:24,079 I'm not a criminal. 552 00:11:24,079 --> 00:11:26,081 Oh, well, 553 00:11:24,079 --> 00:11:26,081 then you're not doing it right. 554 00:11:26,081 --> 00:11:27,791 Hey, Gil. 555 00:11:27,791 --> 00:11:29,835 If one of your clients 556 00:11:27,791 --> 00:11:29,835 is actually thinking 557 00:11:29,835 --> 00:11:31,252 about buying 558 00:11:29,835 --> 00:11:31,252 this minefield, 559 00:11:31,252 --> 00:11:33,004 that would be 560 00:11:31,252 --> 00:11:33,004 their second bad decision. 561 00:11:34,089 --> 00:11:35,841 First was hiring you. 562 00:11:34,089 --> 00:11:35,841 Yeah, I got it. 563 00:11:35,841 --> 00:11:36,925 You're not gonna push 564 00:11:35,841 --> 00:11:36,925 one of your clients 565 00:11:36,925 --> 00:11:38,009 into this swamp, are you? 566 00:11:38,009 --> 00:11:39,135 Maybe it just needs 567 00:11:38,009 --> 00:11:39,135 a developer 568 00:11:39,135 --> 00:11:40,261 with a little vision. 569 00:11:40,261 --> 00:11:43,264 Very little vision 570 00:11:40,261 --> 00:11:43,264 and no sense of smell. 571 00:11:43,264 --> 00:11:45,016 I mean, this neighborhood 572 00:11:43,264 --> 00:11:45,016 makes El Segundo 573 00:11:45,016 --> 00:11:46,101 seem like a Sephora. 574 00:11:46,101 --> 00:11:47,518 It's in transition. 575 00:11:47,518 --> 00:11:49,938 Yeah, it's turning 576 00:11:47,518 --> 00:11:49,938 into Fallujah. 577 00:11:49,938 --> 00:11:52,315 I'm out of here 578 00:11:49,938 --> 00:11:52,315 before I get jacked. 579 00:11:52,315 --> 00:11:54,650 You gonna be around here 580 00:11:52,315 --> 00:11:54,650 for a while? 581 00:11:52,315 --> 00:11:54,650 I might. 582 00:11:54,650 --> 00:11:55,777 Maybe you can score me 583 00:11:54,650 --> 00:11:55,777 some methadone. 584 00:11:59,489 --> 00:12:01,116 Hey, Bob. 585 00:12:01,116 --> 00:12:03,118 Good news, Phil. 586 00:12:01,116 --> 00:12:03,118 They accepted your offer. 587 00:12:03,118 --> 00:12:05,411 Without a counter? 588 00:12:03,118 --> 00:12:05,411 Maybe I came in too high. 589 00:12:05,411 --> 00:12:06,955 Whatever. 590 00:12:05,411 --> 00:12:06,955 They were really happy. 591 00:12:06,955 --> 00:12:08,373 Are... 592 00:12:08,373 --> 00:12:09,749 Hold on, Bob. 593 00:12:08,373 --> 00:12:09,749 It's my son. 594 00:12:09,749 --> 00:12:11,877 Luke, what's up? 595 00:12:11,877 --> 00:12:13,378 Dad? 596 00:12:13,378 --> 00:12:15,255 I think something's wrong 597 00:12:13,378 --> 00:12:15,255 with the dryer. 598 00:12:15,255 --> 00:12:17,048 But I-I fixed it. 599 00:12:17,048 --> 00:12:18,842 I fixed it good. 600 00:12:18,842 --> 00:12:20,301 I'll be right there. 601 00:12:20,301 --> 00:12:22,262 Hurry! 602 00:12:20,301 --> 00:12:22,262 I think it's leaving. 603 00:12:25,140 --> 00:12:26,975 Now, this is fresh produce. 604 00:12:26,975 --> 00:12:28,309 I can't even describe... 605 00:12:28,309 --> 00:12:30,228 Strike three! 606 00:12:30,228 --> 00:12:32,438 How exactly 607 00:12:30,228 --> 00:12:32,438 is this an improvement? 608 00:12:32,438 --> 00:12:34,232 Jay picked that lamp. 609 00:12:34,232 --> 00:12:36,234 By the way, 610 00:12:34,232 --> 00:12:36,234 have you seen him? 611 00:12:45,368 --> 00:12:46,828 I don't know how I got stuck. 612 00:12:46,828 --> 00:12:49,164 I've been on roofs 613 00:12:46,828 --> 00:12:49,164 since I was 14 and discovered 614 00:12:49,164 --> 00:12:52,083 it was the best way to see 615 00:12:49,164 --> 00:12:52,083 into Ethel Burkin's bedroom. 616 00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:54,127 Older gal. 50s, I think. 617 00:12:54,127 --> 00:12:55,796 Today you probably wouldn't 618 00:12:54,127 --> 00:12:55,796 give her a second look, 619 00:12:55,796 --> 00:12:57,630 but this was before 620 00:12:55,796 --> 00:12:57,630 the Internet. 621 00:12:57,630 --> 00:12:59,632 It was either that 622 00:12:57,630 --> 00:12:59,632 or a Sears catalog. 623 00:12:59,632 --> 00:13:01,509 Can I take a picture of this? 624 00:13:01,509 --> 00:13:04,054 Sometimes my friends 625 00:13:01,509 --> 00:13:04,054 don't believe my stories. 626 00:13:04,054 --> 00:13:05,847 There's got to be 627 00:13:04,054 --> 00:13:05,847 a better way of doing this. 628 00:13:05,847 --> 00:13:07,140 On the contrary, Mitchell. 629 00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:08,391 It's simplicity itself. 630 00:13:08,391 --> 00:13:10,601 I dislodge the nest. 631 00:13:08,391 --> 00:13:10,601 It falls into the trash can. 632 00:13:10,601 --> 00:13:11,812 You close the lid. 633 00:13:11,812 --> 00:13:14,147 Then we just have a barrel 634 00:13:11,812 --> 00:13:14,147 full of angry wasps. 635 00:13:14,147 --> 00:13:16,316 Which we swiftly transport 636 00:13:14,147 --> 00:13:16,316 to a farm upstate 637 00:13:16,316 --> 00:13:17,818 where they'll be much happier. 638 00:13:17,818 --> 00:13:19,569 Ooh, they'll see 639 00:13:17,818 --> 00:13:19,569 my friend's dog. 640 00:13:19,569 --> 00:13:21,571 Yeah, just like that. 641 00:13:22,823 --> 00:13:25,575 All right. First, we just have 642 00:13:22,823 --> 00:13:25,575 to dislodge the nest. 643 00:13:26,576 --> 00:13:28,411 No, no, no, no! 644 00:13:29,704 --> 00:13:31,497 There's one on my face. 645 00:13:29,704 --> 00:13:31,497 There's one on my face. 646 00:13:31,497 --> 00:13:34,417 Don't move. 647 00:13:31,497 --> 00:13:34,417 I've been compromised. 648 00:13:34,417 --> 00:13:35,585 Okay, g-get in the house. 649 00:13:35,585 --> 00:13:38,338 Ow! Ow! 650 00:13:35,585 --> 00:13:38,338 Oh! Ow! Ooh! Bad idea! 651 00:13:38,338 --> 00:13:40,966 Ow! I was gonna take you 652 00:13:38,338 --> 00:13:40,966 to a farm! 653 00:13:40,966 --> 00:13:42,050 Ow! Ohh! 654 00:13:46,346 --> 00:13:49,349 I may have to change 655 00:13:46,346 --> 00:13:49,349 the name of this side dish 656 00:13:49,349 --> 00:13:51,977 to "potatoes au great-in." 657 00:13:51,977 --> 00:13:53,519 I'm not hearing a difference. 658 00:13:53,519 --> 00:13:55,146 Great. 659 00:13:55,146 --> 00:13:57,482 Oh, this is... unique. 660 00:13:57,482 --> 00:13:58,817 Yes, thank you very much. 661 00:13:58,817 --> 00:14:01,319 You know how on your show 662 00:13:58,817 --> 00:14:01,319 you were always taking chances 663 00:14:01,319 --> 00:14:02,487 and trusting your instincts? 664 00:14:02,487 --> 00:14:03,780 Well, that is what I did. 665 00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:06,950 That's because 666 00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:06,950 I have good instincts. 667 00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:06,950 Mm-hmm. 668 00:14:06,950 --> 00:14:08,326 What's something you do well? 669 00:14:08,326 --> 00:14:09,410 Cook? 670 00:14:09,410 --> 00:14:10,495 No. 671 00:14:09,410 --> 00:14:10,495 Hmm. 672 00:14:10,495 --> 00:14:11,997 Uh, Mom, I think 673 00:14:10,495 --> 00:14:11,997 what he's trying to say 674 00:14:11,997 --> 00:14:13,999 is that you should more closely 675 00:14:11,997 --> 00:14:13,999 follow his recipe. 676 00:14:13,999 --> 00:14:15,750 You know, use the ingredients 677 00:14:13,999 --> 00:14:15,750 that he mentions. 678 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:16,793 Measure stuff. 679 00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:18,086 Right? 680 00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:18,086 Not at all. 681 00:14:18,086 --> 00:14:19,796 As I say in the foreword 682 00:14:19,796 --> 00:14:21,047 of my third book, 683 00:14:19,796 --> 00:14:21,047 "Who Can't Cook?" 684 00:14:21,047 --> 00:14:22,966 "Some people can't cook." 685 00:14:23,925 --> 00:14:24,926 Don't feel bad. 686 00:14:24,926 --> 00:14:27,428 Gourmet cooking is tough, 687 00:14:27,428 --> 00:14:28,805 though not as tough 688 00:14:27,428 --> 00:14:28,805 as your chicken. 689 00:14:28,805 --> 00:14:30,390 I can't believe 690 00:14:28,805 --> 00:14:30,390 I'm hearing this. 691 00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:32,392 It's times like this 692 00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:32,392 I wish I had a refund policy. 693 00:14:32,392 --> 00:14:33,226 Wait a second. 694 00:14:33,226 --> 00:14:34,394 I have been making 695 00:14:34,394 --> 00:14:36,980 this food for my family 696 00:14:34,394 --> 00:14:36,980 for months now. 697 00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:38,982 I make a big meal 698 00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:38,982 every Sunday. 699 00:14:38,982 --> 00:14:40,191 I'm a working mom. 700 00:14:40,191 --> 00:14:43,486 It's my one chance a week 701 00:14:40,191 --> 00:14:43,486 to give my family something 702 00:14:43,486 --> 00:14:45,655 and make up for the time 703 00:14:43,486 --> 00:14:45,655 I haven't spent with them. 704 00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:49,575 Are you telling me that I have 705 00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:49,575 been giving my family garbage? 706 00:14:49,575 --> 00:14:50,618 Wait, uh... 707 00:14:50,618 --> 00:14:52,996 Haley, honey, 708 00:14:52,996 --> 00:14:55,081 have I been 709 00:14:52,996 --> 00:14:55,081 serving you garbage? 710 00:14:55,081 --> 00:14:57,375 Um... 711 00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:58,960 What do you think I said? 712 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,921 She is the best cook ever. 713 00:15:00,921 --> 00:15:02,255 We love all of her meals. 714 00:15:02,255 --> 00:15:03,882 Hmm! 715 00:15:02,255 --> 00:15:03,882 Yeah. 716 00:15:03,882 --> 00:15:06,551 And my singing? 717 00:15:03,882 --> 00:15:06,551 So good! 718 00:15:06,551 --> 00:15:08,678 So... 719 00:15:09,846 --> 00:15:12,432 Jay? 720 00:15:12,432 --> 00:15:14,475 Jay! 721 00:15:14,475 --> 00:15:16,061 I'm up here. 722 00:15:16,061 --> 00:15:19,230 Ay, Dios mío! 723 00:15:16,061 --> 00:15:19,230 Your time was too short! 724 00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:20,690 I'm on the roof. 725 00:15:20,690 --> 00:15:22,483 Ah. 726 00:15:20,690 --> 00:15:22,483 Oh, okay. 727 00:15:22,483 --> 00:15:25,111 So come down because 728 00:15:22,483 --> 00:15:25,111 the TV's working already. 729 00:15:25,111 --> 00:15:27,738 You know, I'm kind of 730 00:15:25,111 --> 00:15:27,738 enjoying hanging out up here. 731 00:15:27,738 --> 00:15:30,158 I-I'll be down 732 00:15:27,738 --> 00:15:30,158 in a little bit. 733 00:15:30,158 --> 00:15:33,203 Hey, if Joe wants to work 734 00:15:30,158 --> 00:15:33,203 on his throwing arm, 735 00:15:33,203 --> 00:15:35,621 maybe he can toss up, uh, 736 00:15:33,203 --> 00:15:35,621 an empty bottle. 737 00:15:35,621 --> 00:15:37,207 Are you stuck up there? 738 00:15:37,207 --> 00:15:38,917 Stuck? 739 00:15:37,207 --> 00:15:38,917 No! 740 00:15:38,917 --> 00:15:40,335 I can come down 741 00:15:38,917 --> 00:15:40,335 whenever I want to. 742 00:15:40,335 --> 00:15:43,754 I just have to... 743 00:15:40,335 --> 00:15:43,754 dangle my body out over the edge 744 00:15:43,754 --> 00:15:45,465 and then reach blindly 745 00:15:45,465 --> 00:15:48,259 for that top rung of the ladder 746 00:15:45,465 --> 00:15:48,259 you're not supposed to use. 747 00:15:48,259 --> 00:15:50,011 But I'll be in 748 00:15:48,259 --> 00:15:50,011 in a little bit. 749 00:15:50,011 --> 00:15:51,721 I got a few things 750 00:15:50,011 --> 00:15:51,721 I got to do. 751 00:15:51,721 --> 00:15:53,764 Got to maintain the roof. 752 00:15:53,764 --> 00:15:55,183 It's your house's hat. 753 00:16:01,439 --> 00:16:02,732 I called the one person 754 00:16:02,732 --> 00:16:05,318 I couldn't possibly 755 00:16:02,732 --> 00:16:05,318 be embarrassed in front of. 756 00:16:07,403 --> 00:16:08,571 It's Grandpa. 757 00:16:08,571 --> 00:16:10,573 Don't answer! 758 00:16:08,571 --> 00:16:10,573 He can't know about this. 759 00:16:10,573 --> 00:16:12,492 We have a verbal contract 760 00:16:10,573 --> 00:16:12,492 that's largely based 761 00:16:12,492 --> 00:16:15,370 on my ability 762 00:16:12,492 --> 00:16:15,370 to fix dryers. 763 00:16:15,370 --> 00:16:16,662 Please work. 764 00:16:18,498 --> 00:16:20,625 Yes! 765 00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:22,794 Maybe. 766 00:16:27,465 --> 00:16:28,758 What's that smell? 767 00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:30,010 Failure. 768 00:16:35,181 --> 00:16:37,308 Oh, Cam, 769 00:16:35,181 --> 00:16:37,308 that sting looks really bad. 770 00:16:37,308 --> 00:16:38,601 We ... We should get you 771 00:16:37,308 --> 00:16:38,601 to a doctor. 772 00:16:38,601 --> 00:16:40,520 A doctor for a wasp sting? 773 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,897 Yes, 774 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,897 let's put on our top hats 775 00:16:41,897 --> 00:16:43,606 and eat crumpets 776 00:16:41,897 --> 00:16:43,606 while we're on our way. 777 00:16:43,606 --> 00:16:45,316 Okay, I know you think 778 00:16:43,606 --> 00:16:45,316 you're making a point. 779 00:16:45,316 --> 00:16:46,651 Back on the farm, 780 00:16:46,651 --> 00:16:49,070 every time we would take down 781 00:16:46,651 --> 00:16:49,070 a wasp nest, 782 00:16:49,070 --> 00:16:50,155 I would get stung. 783 00:16:50,155 --> 00:16:51,406 Something you might 784 00:16:50,155 --> 00:16:51,406 have mentioned. 785 00:16:51,406 --> 00:16:53,491 And never once did I need 786 00:16:51,406 --> 00:16:53,491 fancy medicine. 787 00:16:53,491 --> 00:16:54,659 Just a little mud. 788 00:16:54,659 --> 00:16:55,952 That's right, Lily. 789 00:16:55,952 --> 00:16:58,621 Daddy's being self-reliant. 790 00:16:58,621 --> 00:17:01,499 What do you think 791 00:16:58,621 --> 00:17:01,499 the chances are 792 00:16:58,621 --> 00:17:01,499 he means actual mud? 793 00:17:01,499 --> 00:17:02,834 Pretty good. 794 00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:04,127 Like my Aunt Dot said, 795 00:17:04,127 --> 00:17:06,046 "Whether it's bee stings 796 00:17:04,127 --> 00:17:06,046 or back aches, 797 00:17:06,046 --> 00:17:08,506 a little mud is good 798 00:17:06,046 --> 00:17:08,506 for what ails you." 799 00:17:08,506 --> 00:17:10,258 I don't remember 800 00:17:08,506 --> 00:17:10,258 meeting an Aunt Dot. 801 00:17:10,258 --> 00:17:11,634 She died. 802 00:17:11,634 --> 00:17:13,511 15 minutes later. 803 00:17:13,511 --> 00:17:14,846 All right. 804 00:17:14,846 --> 00:17:15,847 I thought I'd make you 805 00:17:14,846 --> 00:17:15,847 a little bit ... 806 00:17:15,847 --> 00:17:17,557 Oh, my God! 807 00:17:17,557 --> 00:17:18,558 What? 808 00:17:17,557 --> 00:17:18,558 My face? 809 00:17:18,558 --> 00:17:19,935 Is it bad? 810 00:17:18,558 --> 00:17:19,935 It feels bad. 811 00:17:19,935 --> 00:17:21,019 It looks a little like 812 00:17:21,019 --> 00:17:22,437 you stared directly 813 00:17:21,019 --> 00:17:22,437 into the Lost Ark. 814 00:17:22,437 --> 00:17:23,729 I want to see. 815 00:17:22,437 --> 00:17:23,729 You don't. 816 00:17:23,729 --> 00:17:25,648 Do you think maybe me putting 817 00:17:23,729 --> 00:17:25,648 mud on it made it worse? 818 00:17:25,648 --> 00:17:28,359 I don't know how putting 819 00:17:25,648 --> 00:17:28,359 dirt directly into a wound ... 820 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:29,861 It ... It ... 821 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:29,861 Where are you going? 822 00:17:29,861 --> 00:17:32,322 To the doctor. 823 00:17:29,861 --> 00:17:32,322 I want to be pretty again. 824 00:17:32,322 --> 00:17:33,782 Well, w-what about being 825 00:17:32,322 --> 00:17:33,782 self-reliant? 826 00:17:33,782 --> 00:17:36,451 It's my face! 827 00:17:33,782 --> 00:17:36,451 Let's go! 828 00:17:38,036 --> 00:17:40,080 Wasps! 829 00:17:38,036 --> 00:17:40,080 They're still out there! 830 00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:45,293 Yeah, I'll hold. 831 00:17:45,293 --> 00:17:46,795 I'm pulling out 832 00:17:45,293 --> 00:17:46,795 of the deal. 833 00:17:46,795 --> 00:17:48,088 Why? What happened? 834 00:17:48,088 --> 00:17:49,380 I'm not the man 835 00:17:48,088 --> 00:17:49,380 you thought you had 836 00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:50,423 middle-of-the-day 837 00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:50,423 sex with. 838 00:17:50,423 --> 00:17:52,133 Honey, 839 00:17:50,423 --> 00:17:52,133 I heard about the dryer. 840 00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:53,301 It's not just that. 841 00:17:53,301 --> 00:17:55,261 I ran into Gil. 842 00:17:53,301 --> 00:17:55,261 He thinks it's a bad idea. 843 00:17:55,261 --> 00:17:56,762 Your dad's money 844 00:17:55,261 --> 00:17:56,762 is on the line. 845 00:17:56,762 --> 00:17:58,431 I've never done 846 00:17:56,762 --> 00:17:58,431 anything like this. 847 00:17:58,431 --> 00:17:59,975 Who cares 848 00:17:58,431 --> 00:17:59,975 what Gil Thorpe thinks? 849 00:17:59,975 --> 00:18:02,352 Nobody knows more 850 00:17:59,975 --> 00:18:02,352 about real estate than you do, 851 00:18:02,352 --> 00:18:05,772 and you've been thinking about 852 00:18:02,352 --> 00:18:05,772 this project for a long time. 853 00:18:05,772 --> 00:18:06,857 I believe in you. 854 00:18:06,857 --> 00:18:08,566 You should believe 855 00:18:06,857 --> 00:18:08,566 in yourself. 856 00:18:08,566 --> 00:18:11,319 Yeah, hey, Bob. 857 00:18:11,319 --> 00:18:12,821 It's Phil. 858 00:18:12,821 --> 00:18:15,949 Remove the contingencies. 859 00:18:12,821 --> 00:18:15,949 Let's do this. 860 00:18:15,949 --> 00:18:17,826 Is that a fact? 861 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,996 Thanks for letting me know. 862 00:18:20,996 --> 00:18:22,497 Gil Thorpe made a backup offer. 863 00:18:22,497 --> 00:18:24,457 He was just trying 864 00:18:22,497 --> 00:18:24,457 to scare me away. 865 00:18:24,457 --> 00:18:26,960 Oh! 866 00:18:24,457 --> 00:18:26,960 I am so proud of you! 867 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,544 Wow. 868 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,544 Looks like the both of us had 869 00:18:28,544 --> 00:18:30,213 a little crisis 870 00:18:28,544 --> 00:18:30,213 of confidence today. 871 00:18:30,213 --> 00:18:32,257 In that cooking class... 872 00:18:32,257 --> 00:18:33,424 Yes? 873 00:18:32,257 --> 00:18:33,424 Yes, well, 874 00:18:33,424 --> 00:18:36,219 Chef Dumont 875 00:18:33,424 --> 00:18:36,219 had the audacity 876 00:18:36,219 --> 00:18:37,595 to tell me 877 00:18:36,219 --> 00:18:37,595 that I can't cook. 878 00:18:37,595 --> 00:18:38,930 Huh. 879 00:18:37,595 --> 00:18:38,930 Mm. 880 00:18:38,930 --> 00:18:42,809 Luckily, this one was there 881 00:18:38,930 --> 00:18:42,809 to straighten him out. 882 00:18:42,809 --> 00:18:44,269 I'm gonna make you 883 00:18:42,809 --> 00:18:44,269 a celebratory dinner. 884 00:18:44,269 --> 00:18:45,728 I think I've got 885 00:18:44,269 --> 00:18:45,728 most of the ingredients. 886 00:18:45,728 --> 00:18:47,605 I can't wait! 887 00:18:45,728 --> 00:18:47,605 Mm-hmm. 888 00:18:47,605 --> 00:18:49,524 You had one job. 889 00:18:52,235 --> 00:18:53,403 Hi, Jay. 890 00:18:53,403 --> 00:18:55,113 Oh, crap. 891 00:18:53,403 --> 00:18:55,113 She called you. 892 00:18:55,113 --> 00:18:56,197 Give me your hand. 893 00:18:56,197 --> 00:18:58,533 Why? 894 00:18:56,197 --> 00:18:58,533 So you can show me up again? 895 00:18:58,533 --> 00:19:00,326 What are you talking about? 896 00:19:00,326 --> 00:19:01,411 Give it a rest. 897 00:19:01,411 --> 00:19:03,914 You come in here 898 00:19:01,411 --> 00:19:03,914 with your young shoulders, 899 00:19:03,914 --> 00:19:05,290 your ukulele. 900 00:19:05,290 --> 00:19:07,250 I'm not trying 901 00:19:05,290 --> 00:19:07,250 to show you up, Jay. 902 00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:09,252 I'm trying to impress you. 903 00:19:09,252 --> 00:19:11,504 Why the heck would 904 00:19:09,252 --> 00:19:11,504 you want to do that? 905 00:19:11,504 --> 00:19:13,631 I guess you could say that, 906 00:19:11,504 --> 00:19:13,631 like you, 907 00:19:13,631 --> 00:19:15,842 I'm stranded in my own way. 908 00:19:15,842 --> 00:19:17,677 This is my least-favorite 909 00:19:15,842 --> 00:19:17,677 way of talking. 910 00:19:17,677 --> 00:19:20,013 I got to tell you, Jay, 911 00:19:20,013 --> 00:19:21,848 I'm over 912 00:19:20,013 --> 00:19:21,848 the whole sports thing. 913 00:19:21,848 --> 00:19:23,308 But you just won 914 00:19:21,848 --> 00:19:23,308 the championship. 915 00:19:23,308 --> 00:19:24,350 Exactly. 916 00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:26,102 And there's no more 917 00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:26,102 Dragons to slay. 918 00:19:26,102 --> 00:19:27,520 That's the team we beat 919 00:19:26,102 --> 00:19:27,520 last year ... 920 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:28,729 the Baby Blue Dragons. 921 00:19:28,729 --> 00:19:30,481 I'm not seeing 922 00:19:28,729 --> 00:19:30,481 how I figure into this. 923 00:19:30,481 --> 00:19:32,192 I want to start 924 00:19:30,481 --> 00:19:32,192 my own business. 925 00:19:32,192 --> 00:19:33,819 You've been so successful. 926 00:19:33,819 --> 00:19:36,571 I was thinking maybe 927 00:19:33,819 --> 00:19:36,571 you could be my mentor. 928 00:19:36,571 --> 00:19:37,572 What line of work? 929 00:19:37,572 --> 00:19:38,907 Pre-fab gazebos. 930 00:19:38,907 --> 00:19:39,991 Nice! 931 00:19:39,991 --> 00:19:41,868 Every backyard could be 932 00:19:39,991 --> 00:19:41,868 its own town square. 933 00:19:41,868 --> 00:19:43,161 I knew you'd get it. 934 00:19:43,161 --> 00:19:44,745 After all, 935 00:19:43,161 --> 00:19:44,745 what's a gazebo but... 936 00:19:44,745 --> 00:19:46,206 An outdoor closet! 937 00:19:44,745 --> 00:19:46,206 an outdoor closet? 938 00:19:46,206 --> 00:19:47,999 You're all right, 939 00:19:46,206 --> 00:19:47,999 Coach Gary. 940 00:19:47,999 --> 00:19:50,001 Give me your hand. 941 00:19:47,999 --> 00:19:50,001 Help me down. 942 00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:52,003 We'll get a few drinks, 943 00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:52,003 and we'll talk business. 944 00:19:52,003 --> 00:19:53,839 Gary's Gazebos. 945 00:19:53,839 --> 00:19:55,048 Gazebos by Gary. 946 00:19:55,048 --> 00:19:56,925 Gary's Gazebos and Sheds. 947 00:19:56,925 --> 00:19:58,301 You don't need me. 948 00:19:58,301 --> 00:20:00,053 All right. 949 00:20:02,722 --> 00:20:06,142 Is this you sitting alone 950 00:20:02,722 --> 00:20:06,142 in an empty yard 951 00:20:06,142 --> 00:20:07,477 wishing you had... 952 00:20:07,477 --> 00:20:08,895 a gazebo... 953 00:20:08,895 --> 00:20:10,146 or a shed? 954 00:20:10,146 --> 00:20:11,647 If it is, 955 00:20:11,647 --> 00:20:14,150 then call 956 00:20:11,647 --> 00:20:14,150 Gary's Gazebos and Sheds 957 00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:16,361 because here, 958 00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:16,361 we only do one thing ... 959 00:20:16,361 --> 00:20:17,821 sell, install, 960 00:20:17,821 --> 00:20:20,073 and service gazebos and sheds. 961 00:20:21,574 --> 00:20:22,868 Whoa! 962 00:20:22,868 --> 00:20:25,661 And ask about our bird baths. 963 00:20:25,661 --> 00:20:27,413 We own 10% of that, 964 00:20:25,661 --> 00:20:27,413 you know. 965 00:20:27,413 --> 00:20:29,958 How much money did you put 966 00:20:27,413 --> 00:20:29,958 into the businesses? 967 00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:31,584 Well, you can't 968 00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:31,584 take it with you. 969 00:20:31,584 --> 00:20:34,087 Well, we'll all 970 00:20:31,584 --> 00:20:34,087 still be here! 971 00:20:37,132 --> 00:20:39,092 Captions by VITAC :