1 00:00:02,252 --> 00:00:04,921 Breathe it in, girls. 2 00:00:02,252 --> 00:00:04,921 My journey begins today. 3 00:00:04,921 --> 00:00:07,507 Finally bringing something into 4 00:00:04,921 --> 00:00:07,507 this world I can be proud of. 5 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:11,136 As children, the Wright Brothers 6 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:11,136 dreamed of flying machines. 7 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:13,847 Oprah dreamed 8 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:13,847 of hiding presents under chairs. 9 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:17,683 And I dreamed of building 10 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:17,683 something magnificent. 11 00:00:17,683 --> 00:00:20,061 Well, recently, 12 00:00:17,683 --> 00:00:20,061 Jay and I bought a vacant lot 13 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:22,730 on which we are building 14 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:22,730 Dunphy Tower. 15 00:00:22,730 --> 00:00:24,399 What I wouldn't give 16 00:00:22,730 --> 00:00:24,399 to reach back in time 17 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:27,110 to tell the 15-year-old dreamer 18 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:27,110 who drew this, 19 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:29,237 "We did it, kid." 20 00:00:29,237 --> 00:00:30,363 Hey. 21 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:31,865 Claire, 22 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:31,865 you look terrible. 23 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,158 Thanks. 24 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:34,826 No. 25 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:34,826 I mean, you're all locked up. 26 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,452 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 27 00:00:36,452 --> 00:00:38,538 I guess the spa day 28 00:00:36,452 --> 00:00:38,538 that I booked for you tomorrow 29 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,206 came at the perfect time. 30 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:43,168 Oh, right, that. 31 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:46,838 I have to be very delicate 32 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:46,838 with Gloria around my birthday. 33 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:49,549 Last year, 34 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:49,549 for some insane reason, 35 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:51,509 she got me this gift certificate 36 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:54,012 for ridiculous 37 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:54,012 salsa-dancing lessons. 38 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:56,597 Like I'm ever gonna use that. 39 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:56,597 Come on. 40 00:00:56,597 --> 00:00:58,850 Anyway, somehow, 41 00:00:56,597 --> 00:00:58,850 she's convinced herself 42 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:01,102 I didn't "appreciate" her gifts. 43 00:01:01,102 --> 00:01:02,228 You know. 44 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,939 Some people. 45 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:06,775 So, tomorrow at work might be 46 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:06,775 a little bit hectic. 47 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,609 Just a lot of stuff 48 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,609 going on at the office. 49 00:01:08,609 --> 00:01:10,821 And it's not that I don't 50 00:01:08,609 --> 00:01:10,821 want to do it, 'cause I do. 51 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:12,906 No, Claire, let's not 52 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:12,906 do this dance again. 53 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,866 We all know how you feel 54 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,866 about dancing. 55 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,912 Proud, proud day, Phil. 56 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,371 Thanks, partner. 57 00:01:20,371 --> 00:01:21,915 Maybe we should get 58 00:01:20,371 --> 00:01:21,915 this show on the road. 59 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,583 The photographer's 60 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,583 been taking shots of Haley 61 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:25,085 when she's not looking. 62 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,170 That's weird. 63 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,170 I didn't hire a photographer. 64 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:28,504 Dunphy, right? 65 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:28,504 Jared Cook. 66 00:01:28,504 --> 00:01:29,672 Nice shovel. 67 00:01:29,672 --> 00:01:31,091 Thanks. 68 00:01:29,672 --> 00:01:31,091 I painted it myself. 69 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,717 This is my partner, 70 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,717 Jay Pritchett. 71 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:34,677 I represent Jetatech. 72 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:34,677 Are you familiar with us? 73 00:01:34,677 --> 00:01:35,929 Not in the least. 74 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,055 Oh, you'll have 75 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,055 to forgive Jay. 76 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:38,431 He's a bit of Luddite. 77 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:39,766 Anyway, our building 78 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:39,766 is two doors down, 79 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,059 and we're looking 80 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,059 to expand our campus. 81 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:42,185 We want this lot, 82 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:43,436 and we're prepared 83 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:43,436 to offer you 84 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:45,897 20% over what you paid 85 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:45,897 plus expenses. 86 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:47,523 That's a nice offer, 87 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:47,523 Jare, 88 00:01:47,523 --> 00:01:49,317 but I don't think you understand 89 00:01:47,523 --> 00:01:49,317 what's happening here. 90 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:51,277 It's not about 91 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:51,277 the huge profits. 92 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,113 We're building 93 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,113 my son-in-law's dream, 94 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,823 and it's gonna be 95 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,823 a giant success 96 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:56,282 because this is 97 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:56,282 man of vision. 98 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:58,076 Oh, I know 99 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:58,076 all about dreams. 100 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:00,536 Someday, I hope to get into 101 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:00,536 encrypted packet switching. 102 00:02:00,536 --> 00:02:03,081 Good luck to you, 103 00:02:00,536 --> 00:02:03,081 gentlemen. 104 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:05,625 Jay, this man's vision 105 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:05,625 just got blurry with tears. 106 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,127 Would you get ahold 107 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,127 of yourself. 108 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,378 I just said that crap 109 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,378 to drive the price up. 110 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:09,504 He'll be back. 111 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:10,922 I don't want him 112 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:10,922 to come back. 113 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:12,382 Whether you meant it or not, 114 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:12,382 this is my dream. 115 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:13,925 We're in this 116 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:13,925 to make money. 117 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:16,386 And we will. 118 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:20,265 By the power vested in me 119 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:20,265 by the Commercial Zoning Board, 120 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:22,600 I do hereby 121 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:22,600 officially break ground 122 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:27,063 on the future home 123 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:27,063 of Dunphy Tower. 124 00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:30,150 Oh, that's... strong soil. 125 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,317 That's a good omen. 126 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:32,778 I'm gonna pogo it. 127 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:36,489 Anybody else 128 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:36,489 bring a shovel? 129 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:52,839 Oh, thank God you're here. 130 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:52,839 It's a nightmare. 131 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:55,258 The staff is in an uproar 132 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:55,258 about these budget cuts. 133 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,177 Telling them there's 134 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,177 no more overtime was bad, 135 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,387 but when I had to tell them 136 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,387 there were no more bagels, 137 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:00,972 someone threw a cup 138 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:00,972 at my head. 139 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:02,723 I don't know 140 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:02,723 what else to do. 141 00:03:02,723 --> 00:03:04,059 Sales-wise 142 00:03:02,723 --> 00:03:04,059 we didn't exactly have 143 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:06,311 the Christmas 144 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:06,311 I was hoping for. 145 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:07,728 What do people 146 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:07,728 give each other, anyway? 147 00:03:07,728 --> 00:03:09,272 Well, 148 00:03:07,728 --> 00:03:09,272 just spitballing here ... 149 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:11,232 maybe we could fire 150 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:11,232 Kenny from the warehouse. 151 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:12,692 No one's getting fired. 152 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,277 But he does a really hurtful 153 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,277 impression of me. 154 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:15,987 Come on, guys. 155 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:15,987 Everybody gather round. 156 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:18,824 I don't like these budget cuts 157 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:18,824 any more than you do, 158 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:21,284 but I want you to know 159 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:21,284 I'm in this with you. 160 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:22,660 I've cut my expenses. 161 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:24,788 All the execs 162 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:24,788 are flying coach. 163 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:27,332 But I do want you to feel like 164 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:27,332 you have a voice in this. 165 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:30,752 So, not only is my office door 166 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:30,752 always open to you, 167 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,963 I've actually 168 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,963 had it removed. 169 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:34,589 That's a very 170 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:34,589 powerful metaphor, boss. 171 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:36,091 That's a very 172 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:36,091 powerful metaphor, boss. 173 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:39,886 Kenny, thanks 174 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:39,886 for keeping it light. 175 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:42,347 So good. 176 00:03:43,514 --> 00:03:45,100 Happy birthday! 177 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,267 What are you 178 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,267 doing here? 179 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:47,643 You said that 180 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:47,643 you were too busy 181 00:03:47,643 --> 00:03:49,104 to get away from the office 182 00:03:47,643 --> 00:03:49,104 to celebrate. 183 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:51,231 So I brought 184 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:51,231 the celebration to you. 185 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,648 Snap. 186 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,648 Oh. 187 00:03:52,648 --> 00:03:54,317 Is that caviar? 188 00:03:52,648 --> 00:03:54,317 Yes! 189 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:57,362 And something 190 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:57,362 to wash it down. 191 00:03:57,362 --> 00:04:00,323 Oh, yay, champagne. 192 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:01,950 Get me a door. 193 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,620 If I don't win the science fair 194 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,620 with this thing you built me, 195 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:06,662 it's rigged. 196 00:04:06,662 --> 00:04:08,248 Amen, sister. 197 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,166 Oh, come on, 198 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,166 you started without me? 199 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,542 No, we finished 200 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,542 without you. 201 00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:13,628 Yeah, 202 00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:13,628 we wanted it work. 203 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,421 I guess you also wanted it 204 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,421 to be really simplistic, 205 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:17,007 because right there, 206 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:17,007 you can make it better 207 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:18,049 if you just added ... 208 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:19,092 Okay. 209 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,385 So, right there, 210 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:22,137 you can make it better 211 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:22,137 if you just added ... 212 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:23,304 Okay, I thought you said 213 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:23,304 you were done! 214 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:25,473 Okay, Mitchell, 215 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:25,473 I love you. 216 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:26,516 But...? 217 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:28,852 No "but." 218 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:33,439 Yet we both know I'm the more 219 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:33,439 mechanically-inclined daddy. 220 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:35,233 I'm handy. 221 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:37,693 If it makes you feel any better, 222 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:37,693 I didn't do anything, either. 223 00:04:37,693 --> 00:04:39,195 No, that doesn't 224 00:04:37,693 --> 00:04:39,195 make me feel better. 225 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:40,822 You're supposed to be learning 226 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:40,822 from this. 227 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:42,282 I learned 228 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:42,282 a new swear word. 229 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,910 Uh, um, I got a splinter. 230 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,910 It was worth it. 231 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:47,287 Watch. 232 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:55,545 Is that it? 233 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,756 I'm confused 'cause I'm not 234 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,756 mechanically inclined. 235 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,174 Hardy-har-har. 236 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:01,760 No, I just need to make 237 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:01,760 a little adjustment. 238 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:02,803 - Watch out! 239 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:02,803 - Ohh! 240 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,054 Oh, my God! 241 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,054 Oh! Oh! 242 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:06,139 Are you okay? 243 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:06,139 Oh! 244 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:09,434 That's not part of it. 245 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,102 I got here 246 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,102 as quick as I could. 247 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,813 Please tell me 248 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,813 this is good news. 249 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,066 Please tell me 250 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,066 that's oil. 251 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:18,359 Found a sewer line running 252 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:18,359 straight through the property. 253 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:19,861 Also, a water main, 254 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:22,197 and for some reason, 255 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:22,197 giant pockets of methane. 256 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:23,239 Talk to me, Pete. 257 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:24,532 I feel like I just did. 258 00:05:24,532 --> 00:05:26,076 How much is it gonna cost? 259 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:27,953 Money-wise, you're looking 260 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:27,953 at mid-six-figures. 261 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:31,247 When you say six, does that 262 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:31,247 include the two-cent figures? 263 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:32,958 No. 264 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:35,293 Plus, time-wise, you're looking 265 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:35,293 at maybe a year delay 266 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:37,253 with permits and utilities, 267 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:37,253 environmental ... 268 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:39,047 Stop talking to me, 269 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:39,047 Pete. 270 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:40,090 Oh, my God, 271 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:40,090 why is Jay here? 272 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:41,591 I called him, too. 273 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,301 He'll shut this whole project 274 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,301 down if he sees this. 275 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:44,761 Put some plywood 276 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:44,761 over the hole. 277 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,637 Tony, do what you can 278 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,637 to cover the methane smell. 279 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:48,473 Everybody else, 280 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:48,473 just look busy. 281 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:51,559 How could this happen? 282 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:51,559 I had a ladybug land 283 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:51,559 on my shoulder today. 284 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,566 What's the problem? 285 00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:00,193 Problem is I'm hungry. 286 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,403 The solution ... we're walking 287 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,403 distance to Little India. 288 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:03,780 Shall we? 289 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:03,780 What's that smell? 290 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,281 Shh, 291 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,281 that's ... that's Pete. 292 00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:07,325 He's, uh, very sensitive 293 00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:07,325 about it. Don't bring it up. 294 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:08,869 While I got you, 295 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,872 I was thinking about putting in 296 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,872 a bike rack over here. 297 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,957 What the hell is that? 298 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,957 I didn't see anything. 299 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:15,625 I'm sure if something was wrong, 300 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:15,625 someone would ... 301 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:16,835 Oh, 302 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:16,835 they love quittin' time. 303 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:18,503 Just like 304 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:18,503 "The Flintstones." 305 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,797 I'm starting 306 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,797 to develop a theory 307 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,924 that maybe all this is related 308 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,924 to why Pete called me. 309 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:26,052 Jay, I think 310 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:26,052 that's just a little paranoid. 311 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:30,473 Well, there... 312 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:33,810 There was one thing. 313 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:36,479 Sorry. 314 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:36,479 This one's definitely vanilla. 315 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,564 I thought 316 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,564 you said "mocha." 317 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:42,652 Oops, I accidentally made 318 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:42,652 my favorite drink. 319 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:43,945 Thanks for the tip. 320 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:45,280 I've been working here 321 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:45,280 for five years. 322 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,282 Didn't get this far 323 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,282 by being stupid. 324 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:49,700 I'm thinking about 325 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:49,700 having a little party 326 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:49,700 at my place tonight. 327 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:50,743 You down, A-Dogg? 328 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:52,745 If "down" means attending 329 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:55,373 and "A-Dogg" means Alex, 330 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:55,373 then yes. 331 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,667 I thought I'd quit the coffee 332 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,667 shop when I went back to school, 333 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,044 but I'm kind of loving it. 334 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:01,171 Plus, it taught me 335 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:01,171 something important. 336 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:03,548 If you pretend to be 337 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:03,548 who people want you to be, 338 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,716 you can have 339 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,716 as many friends as you want. 340 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:08,219 God, I would love another crack 341 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:08,219 at high school. 342 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:09,888 Oh, God, here he comes. 343 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:11,389 Who? 344 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:11,389 Ugh. 345 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:13,641 This little guy in his 40s ... 346 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:13,641 Here every Friday. 347 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:15,726 Always has 348 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:15,726 a super-complicated drink order. 349 00:07:17,728 --> 00:07:19,272 Oh, hey, Alex. 350 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,524 I'll have a 20-ounce 351 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,524 iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, 352 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,276 sugar-free syrup, 353 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,276 double shot of espresso, 354 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,820 light ice ... not no ice ... 355 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,820 no whip. 356 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:27,280 Thank you 357 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:27,280 for meeting with me. 358 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,740 I came 359 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,740 as fast as I could. 360 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:32,953 I lied to my boyfriend. 361 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,163 Everybody does it at 362 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,163 the beginning of a relationship. 363 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,958 "Oh, I love jazz." 364 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,958 "It's sexy when a man cries." 365 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,625 "Your daughter is so sweet." 366 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,753 Me ... I told Rainer 367 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,753 I love his favorite show, 368 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:43,088 "Game of Thrones," 369 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:44,630 so now he's taking me 370 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:44,630 to Comic-Con. 371 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,007 I don't love "Game of Thrones." 372 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,633 I've never even seen 373 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,633 "Game of Thrones." 374 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:50,261 And for the record, his daughter 375 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:50,261 is kind of a monster. 376 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:52,222 This is a lot to cover 377 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:52,222 in four hours. 378 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:53,598 Let's start 379 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:53,598 with everything you know 380 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,516 about George R.R. Martin's 381 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,516 masterwork. 382 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:57,769 Well, I know this guy dies, 383 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:57,769 there's lots of boobs, 384 00:07:57,769 --> 00:07:59,855 and I want to say... 385 00:07:57,769 --> 00:07:59,855 a spaceship? 386 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:03,191 This will go a lot faster 387 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:03,191 if you don't talk. 388 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:06,111 So, he's kind of related to me, 389 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:06,111 but it's a long story. 390 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:07,362 Hey, it's okay. 391 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,489 We all come 392 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,489 from messed-up families. 393 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,741 My uncle's my dad. 394 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:14,410 Shift schedule is up. 395 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,288 What the literal hell? 396 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:19,958 Double shift today 397 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:19,958 and 6:00 A.M. tomorrow? 398 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:22,127 That's not fair. 399 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:22,127 Management don't care. 400 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:23,962 Party tonight is off. 401 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:26,172 Nothing is off. 402 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:26,172 A-Dogg is on it. 403 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,215 "A-Dogg"? 404 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:29,009 Let me have this. 405 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,677 So, you put a little bit 406 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,677 of the cream on top. 407 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:32,971 Uh-huh. 408 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:32,971 And then... 409 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:34,514 Got it. 410 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:34,514 Mmm. 411 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,724 Terrific birthday surprise. 412 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,724 Sorry it's over. 413 00:08:36,724 --> 00:08:37,934 It's just starting. 414 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:40,103 I have a lot 415 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:40,103 of surprises coming. 416 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:41,354 Knockedy-knock-knock. 417 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,438 Okay, what do I do? 418 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:43,481 What did you do? 419 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:44,565 It's a massage! 420 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:46,151 Let them in, young man. 421 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,653 It's Ben. 422 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,653 We've met 30 times. 423 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,030 Oh, Gloria. 424 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,572 Friend. 425 00:08:51,572 --> 00:08:53,867 Listen, while I appreciate 426 00:08:51,572 --> 00:08:53,867 the idea of a massage ... 427 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,786 You hate it. 428 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,786 Well... 429 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:58,163 You always hate my gifts. 430 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:58,163 I don't even know why I try. 431 00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:00,040 No, no, please, 432 00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:00,040 uh, let me finish. 433 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,834 I've always appreciated 434 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,834 the thought 435 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,085 of a massage 436 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,085 in my office, 437 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:05,670 and now it's actually 438 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:05,670 happening. 439 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:06,963 Ah! 440 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:06,963 Thank you. 441 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:08,214 Which one of you lovelies 442 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:08,214 is Claire? 443 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,632 She is! 444 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,632 Oh, great. 445 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:11,092 Just give me 446 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:11,092 the quick version, okay? 447 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:12,803 90 minutes. 448 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:12,803 You got it, hon. 449 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:12,803 Okay. 450 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,805 My department is asking if 451 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,805 there's still gonna be coffee 452 00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:16,222 or if they have 453 00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:16,222 to start bringing it. 454 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,849 Who ... Who's this? 455 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:20,726 Uh, he's interviewing 456 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:20,726 for a job in the warehouse. 457 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,645 He's a, um, 458 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,645 forklift operator. 459 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,272 That's right. 460 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,272 It's 2017. 461 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:26,691 There are plenty 462 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:26,691 of gay forklift drivers. 463 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,318 I'm not gay. 464 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:29,569 It's cool, bro. 465 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:29,569 I'm woke. 466 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,821 It's cool, bro. 467 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,821 I'm woke. 468 00:09:30,821 --> 00:09:32,948 That's funny! 469 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:35,867 You sound just like 470 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:35,867 that guy over there. 471 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:38,995 Okay, it's back-to-work time. 472 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:38,995 We got to take a look at these. 473 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,038 Yeah. 474 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,038 See ya later. 475 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,081 We'll catch up. 476 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,083 Okay, this is crazy. 477 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,752 I don't need an MRI. 478 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,712 The doctor ordered when you 479 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,712 told her you could taste colors 480 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:48,755 in a French accent. 481 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,090 Oh ... all right. 482 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,216 Well, I don't even do 483 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,216 a French accent. 484 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:52,801 I didn't say 485 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:52,801 it was a good one. 486 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,719 Guys, we usually try to move 487 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,719 the head injuries along. 488 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:55,762 - Yes. 489 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:55,762 - Okay. 490 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:56,888 Well, it's... 491 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:59,265 It's just so small. 492 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,725 It's bigger than it looks. 493 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,143 See, there's nothing wrong 494 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,143 with my brain, 495 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,436 'cause I have three 496 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,436 funny comebacks to that. 497 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,271 Cam, come on, 498 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,271 let's listen to, uh, Bobby. 499 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,815 He knows what 500 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,815 he's talking about. 501 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,942 I don't think 502 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,942 we can really trust 503 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,111 anything a grown man 504 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,111 named Bobby says. 505 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,445 Come on, honey, 506 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,445 you got this. 507 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,655 Okay. 508 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,655 Uh, Robert, hi. 509 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:16,657 Can I have ... question. 510 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:16,657 So, listen. 511 00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:18,451 I know 512 00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:18,451 this is a giant magnet, 513 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,161 and I have 514 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,161 a lot of fillings. 515 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:21,872 Are they just gonna 516 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:21,872 fly out of my head? 517 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:23,957 That never happens. 518 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:23,957 Okay. 519 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,666 Um, I'm also 520 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,666 on an iron supplement. 521 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:27,668 Is that ... 522 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:27,668 An issue? No. 523 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:29,170 Let's just get you 524 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:29,170 on that table, huh? 525 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,713 Come on. 526 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:33,133 Hm. 527 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,347 No, okay, not happening. 528 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:40,640 I'm having flashbacks. 529 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,058 I don't know 530 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,058 if I ever told you this, 531 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,726 but when I was kid, 532 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,726 I fell into a well. 533 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,311 It happened 534 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,311 the same day as baby Jessica, 535 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,354 but she got all the press. 536 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:47,438 It still stings. 537 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:48,731 Everybody loves a baby, 538 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,316 but not one single prayer 539 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,316 for a husky teen 540 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,609 who's stuck head-first 541 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,609 in a well 542 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,693 for the better part 543 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,693 of an hour. 544 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:53,945 Okay, Cam, come on. 545 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,155 You have got to calm down, 546 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,155 all right? 547 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,447 It'll be over 548 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,447 before you know it. 549 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:57,490 In an hour. 550 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:57,490 I'm ... I can't! 551 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,658 I'm done, I'm out! 552 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,035 Okay, wait, wait, 553 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,035 Cam, Cam. 554 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,787 Okay, Bobby, is it okay 555 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,787 if I get in there 556 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:03,246 to show Cam 557 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:03,246 that it's all right? 558 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,330 Do we have time for that? 559 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,916 Sure, my 4:00 hemorrhaged. 560 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:07,208 Can you not ... okay. 561 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,752 All right, 562 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,752 look at this, Cam. 563 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:09,795 Just be careful. 564 00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:10,962 It's comfortable. 565 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:12,005 We've got you. 566 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,215 Okay, I'm good. 567 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,215 Okay. 568 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,218 Ah. 569 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:20,055 Actually, Cam, 570 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:20,055 this is very peaceful. 571 00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:21,431 It was a torture chamber. 572 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:23,058 I was in there one minute, 573 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:23,058 and I cried. 574 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:24,810 I feel so rested. 575 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:26,686 I do, I do, I really do. 576 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,896 Now you. 577 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,896 It's all good. 578 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,440 There you go. 579 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,440 All right. 580 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,692 And I will be right here 581 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,692 beside you. 582 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,485 Uh, no one's allowed in here 583 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,485 except the patient. 584 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:36,196 I will be in the next room 585 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:36,196 right beside you. 586 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,156 Okay, 587 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,156 so put your headphones on. 588 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,158 They're gonna play you something 589 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,158 to get your mind off of it. 590 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,242 Yeah. 591 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,577 This is a panic button. 592 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,577 Oh. 593 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:43,870 Just push it 594 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:43,870 if you need to get out. 595 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,331 Oh, okay. 596 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,331 Well, I think I can do this. 597 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,712 "This American Life," 598 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,712 I'm Ira Glass. 599 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,630 Today's program ... 600 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,630 "Puppy Love." 601 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:56,382 We'll hear the story of a man 602 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,384 who met his soul mate 603 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,384 through a lost schnauzer, 604 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,637 a beagle from Coos Bay, Oregon, 605 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,637 who, for one week, was mayor. 606 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,389 And we start with Act 1, 607 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,350 a search-and-rescue collie 608 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,350 looking for his owner, 609 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,477 who was buried alive 610 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,477 for 18 days. 611 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:10,146 After drinking 612 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:10,146 his own urine for a week, 613 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:13,358 Horace Laughton could no longer 614 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:13,358 ignore the terrible truth ... 615 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,943 he was running out of oxygen. 616 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,569 H-help. 617 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,569 Help! 618 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,279 Help! 619 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,279 Get me out of here! 620 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,240 Hey! 621 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,240 I will kill you! 622 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,075 Ohh! 623 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,119 Cam, come on, 624 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,119 this is serious. 625 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,205 Oh, my God. 626 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,205 I can't breathe. 627 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,248 I need air. 628 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,875 I need air! 629 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,752 I'm sorry. 630 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,752 He is being such a baby, huh? 631 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:36,006 There's a camera in there. 632 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:36,006 I watched you cry. 633 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:38,549 And finally, employees 634 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:38,549 should have a say in 635 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:38,549 the shift schedule. 636 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,343 It would allow us 637 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,343 to plan our lives accordingly 638 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,887 and would result 639 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,887 in fewer missed days. 640 00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:46,099 In summation, no caffeination 641 00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:46,099 without representation. 642 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,059 So, am I fired? 643 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,561 Are you kidding me? 644 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,939 Those are 20-ounce ideas 645 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,939 in a 16-ounce cup. 646 00:12:54,524 --> 00:13:00,321 I have overlooked a rising star 647 00:12:54,524 --> 00:13:00,321 right under my nose. 648 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,447 But that's the ... 649 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,491 Yes, 650 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,491 the assistant manager's apron. 651 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:04,742 I didn't come in here 652 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:04,742 for that. 653 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,453 That's exactly 654 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,453 why you're getting it. 655 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,998 But I ... I can't. 656 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,998 Shh. 657 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,499 Oh, my God, 658 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,499 this is so confusing. 659 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,001 So, the little guy 660 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,001 from "Elf"... 661 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,294 Tyrion Lannister. 662 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,586 Whatever. 663 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,586 I don't know actors' names. 664 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,547 Is he Jaime's brother 665 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,547 or Cersei's brother? 666 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,632 Both ... Jaime and Cersei 667 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,632 are brother and sister. 668 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,926 But they were just 669 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,926 doing it in the tower. 670 00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:23,929 That is so twisted. 671 00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:23,929 Go on. 672 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:25,346 Guys, the craziest thing 673 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:25,346 just happened. 674 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:26,639 I went in there 675 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:26,639 with a list of demands. 676 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,683 And weaseled your way 677 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,683 to a promotion. 678 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,769 No, trust me ... n-nothing 679 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,769 is going to change. 680 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:33,313 But while I'm staring at it, 681 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:33,313 would one of you guys mind 682 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,730 taking out this trash 683 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,730 at some point? 684 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:36,524 Heil, assistant manager. 685 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,526 No, no, no, no, no! 686 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,526 This is good for all of us. 687 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,863 Now we have someone 688 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,863 on the inside ... me. 689 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:42,906 A-Dogg. 690 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,950 More like Adolf. 691 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:48,078 I-I-I think you're really 692 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:48,078 minimizing that atrocity. 693 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:53,666 Now, let me 694 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:53,666 do the talking. 695 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,544 Good. 696 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,544 I don't feel like talking. 697 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,296 It's just you nurture a dream 698 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,296 for 30 years, 699 00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:00,841 only to see it go up in flames 700 00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:00,841 like Pete's eyebrow. 701 00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:01,883 I feel like a part of ... 702 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,301 This is you not talking? 703 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:06,387 There he is. 704 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:06,387 Go. 705 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,848 Oh, it's you. 706 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,224 Now, 707 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,224 before you say anything, 708 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,725 we're still 709 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,725 not interested. 710 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,725 Okay. 711 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,518 But if we were interested, 712 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,687 it would take a hell of a lot 713 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,687 more than what you offered. 714 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:15,772 What about 715 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:15,772 all the sewage? 716 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,065 You get used to it. 717 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,316 Gentlemen, 718 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,316 when I made that offer, 719 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:19,692 we didn't know about 720 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:19,692 any of the problems. 721 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,194 I'm afraid 722 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,194 we're no longer interested. 723 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,822 Jared, I like you. 724 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,866 We're willing to go 5%. 725 00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:28,368 Like I said, 726 00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:28,368 the offer's off the table. 727 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,410 You guys need a ride? 728 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,787 I have a car. 729 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,787 Thank you. 730 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,455 Hope it's not 731 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,455 that one over there. 732 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:37,043 Yo! 733 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:37,043 My dog is in that car! 734 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,879 Hey! 735 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:42,132 And as Hodor blocked the door 736 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:42,132 to save his friend Bran Stark, 737 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,634 Bran had a vision 738 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,634 of a younger Hodor saying, 739 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,762 "Hold the door, 740 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,762 hold the door. 741 00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:48,346 Hold door." 742 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,681 And finally, "Hodor," 743 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,681 the only word he would say 744 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:51,933 for the rest of his life, 745 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,852 a life 746 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,852 that was now ending. 747 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,896 He knew. 748 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,730 Hodor knew his whole life 749 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:01,067 that his destiny was 750 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:01,067 to save his little friend. 751 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,194 Just like you have saved from 752 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,194 embarrassment at Comic-Con, 753 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,362 so thank you, Manny. 754 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,239 My pleasure. 755 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,239 I should get going. 756 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,741 Oh, my God, me too. 757 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,741 I have to change into 758 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,741 my Khaleesi costume. 759 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,870 I could probably stick around 760 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,870 for a few more minutes. 761 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,329 Maybe I'll move the party 762 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,329 to Monday. 763 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,705 Oh! 764 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,705 I'm free Monday. 765 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,374 Let's talk later. 766 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,293 No, please. 767 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,293 I never meant to betray you. 768 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:21,087 Your friendship means more to me 769 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:21,087 than this stupid apron. 770 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,380 Stupid? 771 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,965 Oh, Scott. 772 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,675 There's a whole world 773 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,675 of people 774 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:26,843 that would kill 775 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:26,843 to wear this apron, 776 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,678 but this just isn't 777 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,678 my path. 778 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,848 This extra responsibility 779 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,848 has me feeling alienated. 780 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:34,350 It's lonely 781 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:34,350 one step down from the top. 782 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,977 You may not believe this, 783 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:38,313 but it's even lonelier 784 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:38,313 way up here. 785 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:42,442 Somewhere on my climb, 786 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:42,442 I forgot my own dream ... 787 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,111 to be the best damn speed-metal 788 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,111 drummer in the Inland Empire. 789 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,529 There's still time, 790 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,529 Scott. 791 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,614 You're right. 792 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,614 I quit. 793 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,785 What? 794 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,785 You are the manager now. 795 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:54,329 Hey, you two, 796 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:54,329 party at my house. Come on! 797 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,456 - Yeah. 798 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,456 - Okay. 799 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,585 Oh, FYI, one of the toilets 800 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,585 is overflowing. 801 00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,093 Seriously, the roof? 802 00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:09,510 I've been looking for you 803 00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:09,510 everywhere. 804 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,596 I just needed some space 805 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,596 and some fresh air. 806 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,723 It smells so purple. 807 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,516 Okay, you're going in that tube. 808 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,516 Come on. 809 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:19,604 Seriously, that's as hard 810 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:19,604 as you can pull? 811 00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:21,231 I am not 812 00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:21,231 the weak one here. 813 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,024 You're the one who won't even 814 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,024 get a simple medical test. 815 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:24,067 What are you ... scared? 816 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,651 Huh? 817 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,651 You're chicken? 818 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,862 Yeah, and I thought 819 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,862 I made that clear in there 820 00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:27,946 when I peed a little. 821 00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:29,697 Fine, 822 00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:29,697 you just go ahead and die. 823 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,699 And I'll raise Lily 824 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,699 by myself, 825 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,911 and she will never step foot 826 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,911 in another farm or circus. 827 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,287 I will haunt you. 828 00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:38,874 Or you could just 829 00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:38,874 get your head checked 830 00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:41,626 so we don't lose you 831 00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:41,626 over some stupid fear. 832 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,544 Do you know what 833 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,544 I went through in that well 834 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,296 on October 14, 1987, 835 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,631 while the whole world 836 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,631 was focused 837 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:47,883 on that media whore 838 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:47,883 Jessica? 839 00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:49,342 She was a baby, 840 00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:49,342 but yeah. 841 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,468 It was hell. 842 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,345 And I would not 843 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,345 have survived 844 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,347 if those firemen wouldn't 845 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,347 have figured out a way 846 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,182 to lower my little Aunt Edna 847 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,182 into that well 848 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,309 and touch my feet and tell me 849 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,309 it was gonna be okay 850 00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,895 and that I wasn't alone. 851 00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,980 Cam, if there's a way that 852 00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,980 I could be in there with you, 853 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,564 I would, but I ... 854 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,275 Wait a minute. 855 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,526 Hey, you're doing great. 856 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,278 Okay, 857 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,278 I'm right there with you. 858 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,280 You're not alone. 859 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,535 Thank you. 860 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,702 You're a good husband. 861 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,038 Oh, that's very sweet. 862 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,705 Oh, and, Cam. 863 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,917 If the scan shows that you're 864 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,917 fine, you can suck it, 865 00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,709 because this 866 00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,709 mechanically-challenged daddy 867 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,004 made this foot-rubbing 868 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,004 machine all by himself. 869 00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:28,006 I did. 870 00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:28,006 I did this. 871 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:32,052 It's good, right? 872 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,762 I see you unclenching. 873 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:36,431 I'm just concerned that 874 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:36,431 other people are gonna see me. 875 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,723 Keep still, please. 876 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,184 Um... 877 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:41,644 I told you, 878 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:41,644 she's in a meeting right now. 879 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:42,938 Let ... Let go of my tie. 880 00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,397 You're not getting 881 00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,397 any looser. 882 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,523 Oh, I wonder why. 883 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,233 Come on, 884 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,233 get back to work. 885 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,027 It's a little hard to focus 886 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,027 with the smell of truffles 887 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:51,196 just wafting out 888 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:51,196 of your girlfriend's office. 889 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:53,782 My girlfriend 890 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:53,782 is your boss, okay? 891 00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:54,908 And she's not 892 00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:54,908 my girlfriend. 893 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,409 I won't deny 894 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,409 we have chemistry, 895 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,829 a certain will-they, 896 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,829 won't-they kind of vibe. 897 00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:00,121 Okay, guys, hi. 898 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,414 If you could just 899 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,414 give me 20 minutes 900 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,249 to deal 901 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,249 with a personal situation, 902 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,919 I promise I will come out and 903 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,919 address all of your concerns. 904 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,128 What is going on 905 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,128 in there? 906 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,128 Yeah. 907 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:10,548 Well, um, 908 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:10,548 it's a medical situation. 909 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,717 Actually, and it's 910 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,717 kind of embarrassing, 911 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:17,597 so I appreciate your support 912 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:17,597 in this difficult time. 913 00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,976 We got to wrap this up. 914 00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,976 How long do you need? 915 00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:22,352 At least 15 minutes. 916 00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:23,686 You got five. 917 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,313 Ma'am, this job 918 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,313 is hard enough. 919 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,400 Uh, hey, 920 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,400 so, small problem. 921 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,443 It can wait! 922 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,612 Every problem can wait. 923 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,364 So now go, mister. 924 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:36,282 Come on, 925 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:36,282 I've been in your home. 926 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,076 All right, Ben. 927 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,076 What is it? 928 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,452 Today's 929 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,452 Margaret's birthday... 930 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,452 Uh-huh. 931 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,788 but it was too late 932 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,788 to cancel the cake. 933 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,123 Everyone saw it 934 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,123 get delivered. 935 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,540 It's fine. 936 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,540 Let them eat cake. 937 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,417 What? 938 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,417 Is she kidding? 939 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,253 That's not what I meant! 940 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,295 Claire, breathe. 941 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:50,338 No, no! 942 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:51,882 Gloria, we're done. 943 00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:54,425 Don't scream at me. 944 00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:54,425 I just wanted to make you happy. 945 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:55,761 And I'm just trying 946 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:55,761 to make you happy 947 00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:57,470 because you're 948 00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:57,470 so damn sensitive 949 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,347 about me not liking 950 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,347 your birthday presents. 951 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:02,350 Come on, this is the last thing 952 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:02,350 I needed today. 953 00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:06,646 Oh, my God. 954 00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:06,646 Look at her hands. 955 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,439 She's just been in here 956 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,439 getting a manicure. 957 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:10,400 How do you sleep? 958 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:10,400 Get her! 959 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,442 Whoa, whoa, 960 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,442 back it up, Josie. 961 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:12,944 Nobody's gonna get her. 962 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:15,571 I realize that the optics 963 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:15,571 are a bit troubling, 964 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,907 especially today. 965 00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:18,366 A day when you've 966 00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:18,366 been sipping champagne 967 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,827 while we've gone over an hour 968 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,827 without snacks. 969 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,162 Enough! 970 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:23,997 You should all be ashamed 971 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:23,997 of yourselves. 972 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,706 How long have I known 973 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,706 you people? 974 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,043 Dom, Kenny, Josie, 975 00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:29,753 the two Herms. 976 00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:29,753 Seriously? 977 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:32,713 You all go home at 5:00. 978 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:32,713 This woman never punches out. 979 00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,715 She goes home 980 00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,715 and never sleeps 981 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,593 because she's thinking 982 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,593 how to make this company better. 983 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,847 Can't you tell 984 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,847 what a mess she has become? 985 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,767 How tense she is, 986 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,767 her awkward tics, 987 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:47,437 the way she grinds 988 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:47,437 her teeth to dust. 989 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:49,730 I think that she deserves 990 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:49,730 some pampering. 991 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,649 So now get out of here! 992 00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,193 Let's go. 993 00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,193 Come on. 994 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,360 Gloria. 995 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,695 I am sorry. 996 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,781 I just wanted to make it right 997 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,781 this year. 998 00:19:57,781 --> 00:20:00,283 Oh, you did. 999 00:19:57,781 --> 00:20:00,283 You really did. 1000 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:02,327 Okay, good. 1001 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:02,327 So go back and sit down 1002 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,955 because hugging you 1003 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,955 is like hugging a coat rack. 1004 00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:05,997 Bah. 1005 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,248 Okay. 1006 00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:09,417 Oh, that's good. 1007 00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:12,462 I'm sorry. 1008 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,339 I dreamt too big. 1009 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,339 It's not your fault. 1010 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:17,092 I'm the one 1011 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:17,092 who believed in you. 1012 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:19,510 You're also the one 1013 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:19,510 who overplayed his hand. 1014 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,637 We've already established 1015 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,637 mistakes were made. 1016 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:24,307 We need to be thinking about 1017 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:24,307 next steps. 1018 00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:25,767 Maybe we need to build 1019 00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:25,767 something smaller, 1020 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,477 like a cool restaurant 1021 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,477 or something. 1022 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,771 I've thought about that. 1023 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,771 Who's gonna come down here? 1024 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:31,314 There's nowhere to park. 1025 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:34,901 Oh, my God, that's it ... 1026 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:34,901 a parking lot. 1027 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,362 That's not bad. 1028 00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:38,780 We could build it 1029 00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:38,780 for nothing 1030 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,074 and pay off the majority 1031 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,074 of the loan by tomorrow. 1032 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,659 Let's talk about this 1033 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,659 somewhere else. 1034 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,037 Maybe 15-year-old Phil 1035 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,037 had it right. 1036 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,538 Sometimes you have 1037 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,538 to look at your dream 1038 00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:50,666 from a different angle. 1039 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,169 I guess it was a parking lot 1040 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,169 all along. 1041 00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:58,049 Please tell me 1042 00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:58,049 that's dinner. 1043 00:20:58,049 --> 00:20:59,509 I'm starving. 1044 00:20:58,049 --> 00:20:59,509 No, that's 1045 00:20:58,049 --> 00:20:59,509 Daddy's alarm. 1046 00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:00,927 We can't let him nap 1047 00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:00,927 for more than two hours 1048 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,220 because of 1049 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,220 the concussion. 1050 00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:04,848 Oh, look at him. 1051 00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:04,848 He looks so peaceful. 1052 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,808 He's had 1053 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,808 such a rough day. 1054 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,852 When I tried to wake him up 1055 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,852 last time, he got so upset. 1056 00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:09,895 I'll do it. 1057 00:21:09,895 --> 00:21:11,813 Who raised you? 1058 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:13,314 Fine, 1059 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:13,314 just be gentle, okay? 1060 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,400 Thanks. 1061 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,400 Also, don't touch this. 1062 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,902 It's my art project. 1063 00:21:16,902 --> 00:21:18,904 Oh, can I help you 1064 00:21:16,902 --> 00:21:18,904 with that? 1065 00:21:16,902 --> 00:21:18,904 No. 1066 00:21:18,904 --> 00:21:21,322 Daddy said he should because 1067 00:21:18,904 --> 00:21:21,322 he's more artistic than you. 1068 00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:23,449 Okay. 1069 00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,494 What? What? 1070 00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,494 Why? 1071 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:28,872 Oh, good, 1072 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:28,872 you're alive. 1073 00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:32,708 Captions by VITAC :