1 00:00:01,664 --> 00:00:03,499 Are you sure we need 2 00:00:01,664 --> 00:00:03,499 that much ice, buddy? 3 00:00:03,499 --> 00:00:05,836 All NBA players use 4 00:00:03,499 --> 00:00:05,836 cold water immersion therapy. 5 00:00:05,836 --> 00:00:07,128 Let's do it. 6 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:10,215 You're right. 7 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:10,215 It's not that b... 8 00:00:10,215 --> 00:00:11,549 Aah! 9 00:00:11,549 --> 00:00:14,928 One year ago today, 10 00:00:11,549 --> 00:00:14,928 I had the chance to be a hero. 11 00:00:14,928 --> 00:00:17,013 It was the annual high school 12 00:00:14,928 --> 00:00:17,013 charity basketball game ... 13 00:00:17,013 --> 00:00:18,849 parents versus teachers. 14 00:00:18,849 --> 00:00:20,475 We were raising money 15 00:00:18,849 --> 00:00:20,475 for Mrs. Martin 16 00:00:20,475 --> 00:00:24,270 in the attendance office who 17 00:00:20,475 --> 00:00:24,270 lost her house in a mudslide. 18 00:00:24,270 --> 00:00:26,814 One minute it was present, 19 00:00:24,270 --> 00:00:26,814 the next it was absent. 20 00:00:26,814 --> 00:00:29,985 Down 2, a second left, 21 00:00:26,814 --> 00:00:29,985 I was fouled. 22 00:00:29,985 --> 00:00:31,694 The game was in my hands. 23 00:00:35,406 --> 00:00:36,867 I crumbled under the pressure. 24 00:00:36,867 --> 00:00:39,577 I've waited a year 25 00:00:36,867 --> 00:00:39,577 for my shot at redemption 26 00:00:39,577 --> 00:00:41,204 and left nothing to chance. 27 00:00:41,204 --> 00:00:42,205 Harder! 28 00:00:42,205 --> 00:00:44,582 I have worked out 29 00:00:42,205 --> 00:00:44,582 like a madman ... 30 00:00:44,582 --> 00:00:48,086 passing and dribbling drills, 31 00:00:44,582 --> 00:00:48,086 agility training... 32 00:00:48,086 --> 00:00:49,545 and I top it all off 33 00:00:49,545 --> 00:00:52,340 with 100 free throws 34 00:00:49,545 --> 00:00:52,340 every day... 35 00:00:52,340 --> 00:00:53,925 23. 24. 36 00:00:53,925 --> 00:00:55,510 no matter how tired I am. 37 00:00:58,179 --> 00:01:00,431 85. 38 00:01:00,431 --> 00:01:03,852 It had been a year of painful 39 00:01:00,431 --> 00:01:03,852 training, but I was ready. 40 00:01:03,852 --> 00:01:05,854 Aah! 41 00:01:18,699 --> 00:01:22,828 I spilled juice on the rug. 42 00:01:18,699 --> 00:01:22,828 Please don't tell Mama. 43 00:01:22,828 --> 00:01:24,915 Don't tell Mama? 44 00:01:24,915 --> 00:01:27,125 What about, 45 00:01:24,915 --> 00:01:27,125 "Don't tell Papa?" 46 00:01:27,125 --> 00:01:29,377 A boy is supposed to fear 47 00:01:27,125 --> 00:01:29,377 his father. 48 00:01:29,377 --> 00:01:31,379 I shook in my boots 49 00:01:29,377 --> 00:01:31,379 around my old man, 50 00:01:31,379 --> 00:01:32,923 just like he did around his. 51 00:01:32,923 --> 00:01:36,134 To this day, 52 00:01:32,923 --> 00:01:36,134 I hear the crack of a Schlitz 53 00:01:36,134 --> 00:01:38,594 or smell some 54 00:01:36,134 --> 00:01:38,594 Singleton's Beard Tonic, 55 00:01:38,594 --> 00:01:41,347 and I'm sweating like 56 00:01:38,594 --> 00:01:41,347 a mob rat in Little Italy. 57 00:01:46,602 --> 00:01:48,521 Ow! Oh, I tripped! 58 00:01:48,521 --> 00:01:50,190 Enough! 59 00:01:50,190 --> 00:01:52,692 How many times have I told you 60 00:01:50,190 --> 00:01:52,692 to pick up your toys? 61 00:01:52,692 --> 00:01:54,527 You're funny! 62 00:01:54,527 --> 00:01:57,322 Enough! 63 00:01:54,527 --> 00:01:57,322 Pick up your toys! 64 00:02:00,241 --> 00:02:03,995 Gloria! 65 00:02:00,241 --> 00:02:03,995 What a surprise! 66 00:02:03,995 --> 00:02:05,413 There's a mom at Manny's school 67 00:02:05,413 --> 00:02:07,582 that I've had 68 00:02:05,413 --> 00:02:07,582 some problems with. 69 00:02:07,582 --> 00:02:11,252 She's your typical blonde 70 00:02:07,582 --> 00:02:11,252 airhead Barbie doll doctor. 71 00:02:11,252 --> 00:02:12,753 Hola, Donna. 72 00:02:12,753 --> 00:02:14,255 Did you wander in 73 00:02:12,753 --> 00:02:14,255 by mistake? 74 00:02:14,255 --> 00:02:15,924 You know they don't 75 00:02:14,255 --> 00:02:15,924 sell shoes here. 76 00:02:15,924 --> 00:02:18,634 Oh, no, I see you buy 77 00:02:15,924 --> 00:02:18,634 a lot of hot dogs. 78 00:02:18,634 --> 00:02:21,221 It's so sad when someone 79 00:02:18,634 --> 00:02:21,221 just gives up. 80 00:02:21,221 --> 00:02:22,347 I'm selling these 81 00:02:22,347 --> 00:02:24,182 at the high school 82 00:02:22,347 --> 00:02:24,182 charity basketball game. 83 00:02:24,182 --> 00:02:25,683 Poor Mrs. Martin. 84 00:02:25,683 --> 00:02:27,978 This year we're raising money 85 00:02:25,683 --> 00:02:27,978 to get her a new kidney 86 00:02:27,978 --> 00:02:29,938 So, can we count on you? 87 00:02:29,938 --> 00:02:31,314 For the kidney? 88 00:02:31,314 --> 00:02:33,774 To write a check, 89 00:02:31,314 --> 00:02:33,774 like you always do. 90 00:02:33,774 --> 00:02:34,817 Yes. 91 00:02:34,817 --> 00:02:37,237 Money is almost as good 92 00:02:34,817 --> 00:02:37,237 as actually doing something. 93 00:02:39,990 --> 00:02:41,824 $40 at the estate sale? 94 00:02:39,990 --> 00:02:41,824 Can you believe that? 95 00:02:41,824 --> 00:02:43,201 Like, there's no way 96 00:02:41,824 --> 00:02:43,201 you'd even notice. 97 00:02:44,285 --> 00:02:45,620 Dad, hi. 98 00:02:45,620 --> 00:02:47,247 Turn on channel 12. 99 00:02:47,247 --> 00:02:50,041 It's an exposé 100 00:02:47,247 --> 00:02:50,041 on cheap lumber 101 00:02:50,041 --> 00:02:51,835 that's got some chemical in it 102 00:02:50,041 --> 00:02:51,835 that's making people sick, 103 00:02:51,835 --> 00:02:54,963 and Closets, Closets, Closets, 104 00:02:51,835 --> 00:02:54,963 Closets bought a bunch of it. 105 00:02:54,963 --> 00:02:56,672 Oh, look ... 106 00:02:54,963 --> 00:02:56,672 There's Earl's daughter, Shirl. 107 00:02:58,341 --> 00:02:59,968 We caught up 108 00:02:58,341 --> 00:02:59,968 with the local man 109 00:02:59,968 --> 00:03:01,219 who reported flu-like symptoms 110 00:03:01,219 --> 00:03:03,138 after contact 111 00:03:01,219 --> 00:03:03,138 with the tainted wood. 112 00:03:03,138 --> 00:03:04,973 I just wanted 113 00:03:03,138 --> 00:03:04,973 to give my wife 114 00:03:04,973 --> 00:03:06,016 a closet 115 00:03:04,973 --> 00:03:06,016 as beautiful as she is. 116 00:03:08,059 --> 00:03:09,269 Didn't we buy 117 00:03:08,059 --> 00:03:09,269 some of ... 118 00:03:09,269 --> 00:03:10,478 Shh! Shh, shh, shh! 119 00:03:10,478 --> 00:03:12,355 Can you believe 120 00:03:10,478 --> 00:03:12,355 Earl's dum-dum daughter 121 00:03:12,355 --> 00:03:14,357 bought wood 122 00:03:12,355 --> 00:03:14,357 from those bozos? 123 00:03:14,357 --> 00:03:15,859 Of course, 124 00:03:14,357 --> 00:03:15,859 when you two were growing up, 125 00:03:15,859 --> 00:03:17,318 she was always 126 00:03:15,859 --> 00:03:17,318 the slow one. 127 00:03:17,318 --> 00:03:20,113 You remember when she thought 128 00:03:17,318 --> 00:03:20,113 that balloon was her friend? 129 00:03:20,113 --> 00:03:21,781 Balloon-da Carlisle. 130 00:03:22,866 --> 00:03:24,617 Right. 131 00:03:22,866 --> 00:03:24,617 Well, back to it, Dad. 132 00:03:24,617 --> 00:03:26,244 See you later. 133 00:03:26,244 --> 00:03:29,330 I knew that deal 134 00:03:26,244 --> 00:03:29,330 was too good to be true. 135 00:03:29,330 --> 00:03:30,916 And now I'm gonna look 136 00:03:29,330 --> 00:03:30,916 as stupid as a girl 137 00:03:30,916 --> 00:03:33,751 who pet two different 138 00:03:30,916 --> 00:03:33,751 class rabbits to death. 139 00:03:33,751 --> 00:03:35,378 A spot of tea, sir? 140 00:03:35,378 --> 00:03:37,255 Only if it's the fancy kind. 141 00:03:37,255 --> 00:03:38,423 Oh, my God. 142 00:03:38,423 --> 00:03:39,674 How good have 143 00:03:38,423 --> 00:03:39,674 our accents gotten? 144 00:03:39,674 --> 00:03:41,301 It's insane. 145 00:03:39,674 --> 00:03:41,301 Yeah. 146 00:03:41,301 --> 00:03:44,137 When Haley was 4, she and I 147 00:03:41,301 --> 00:03:44,137 had our first tea party, 148 00:03:44,137 --> 00:03:46,431 and since then, 149 00:03:44,137 --> 00:03:46,431 we've made it a tradition 150 00:03:46,431 --> 00:03:48,183 to meet for high tea 151 00:03:46,431 --> 00:03:48,183 once a year. 152 00:03:48,183 --> 00:03:50,685 It's a time 153 00:03:48,183 --> 00:03:50,685 I've really come to cherish. 154 00:03:50,685 --> 00:03:52,103 I don't love 155 00:03:50,685 --> 00:03:52,103 the whole tea thing. 156 00:03:52,103 --> 00:03:53,980 Mitchell and Haley 157 00:03:52,103 --> 00:03:53,980 always come back giggling 158 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:57,943 over shared secrets, 159 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:57,943 and I feel left out. 160 00:03:57,943 --> 00:04:02,238 I once tried to start my own 161 00:03:57,943 --> 00:04:02,238 uncle-niece tradition, but... 162 00:04:02,238 --> 00:04:03,656 I'm not questioning 163 00:04:02,238 --> 00:04:03,656 the methodology 164 00:04:03,656 --> 00:04:04,908 behind accelerated 165 00:04:03,656 --> 00:04:04,908 mass spectrometry. 166 00:04:04,908 --> 00:04:07,202 I'm merely pointing out 167 00:04:04,908 --> 00:04:07,202 that it's not singular 168 00:04:07,202 --> 00:04:09,162 in its power to separate 169 00:04:07,202 --> 00:04:09,162 a rare isotope 170 00:04:09,162 --> 00:04:11,081 from an abundant 171 00:04:09,162 --> 00:04:11,081 neighboring mass. 172 00:04:11,081 --> 00:04:14,125 What's going on with you 173 00:04:11,081 --> 00:04:14,125 and that handsome weatherman? 174 00:04:14,125 --> 00:04:15,626 Things are great, mostly. 175 00:04:15,626 --> 00:04:16,752 - Mm! 176 00:04:15,626 --> 00:04:16,752 - Yeah. 177 00:04:16,752 --> 00:04:18,088 Oh. "Mostly"? 178 00:04:18,088 --> 00:04:19,797 Well, what's ... 179 00:04:18,088 --> 00:04:19,797 what's going on? 180 00:04:19,797 --> 00:04:23,384 I mean, do you think 181 00:04:19,797 --> 00:04:23,384 it's okay for your partner 182 00:04:23,384 --> 00:04:26,637 to ask you to do... 183 00:04:23,384 --> 00:04:26,637 anything? 184 00:04:26,637 --> 00:04:29,349 Mm, no. 185 00:04:26,637 --> 00:04:29,349 Not anything anything. 186 00:04:29,349 --> 00:04:30,766 I mean, we all have 187 00:04:29,349 --> 00:04:30,766 our boundaries. 188 00:04:30,766 --> 00:04:33,186 I mean, there are still things 189 00:04:30,766 --> 00:04:33,186 I wouldn't ask Cam to do. 190 00:04:33,186 --> 00:04:35,188 Okay. 191 00:04:33,186 --> 00:04:35,188 So, um, Rainer and I 192 00:04:35,188 --> 00:04:37,523 were in bed 193 00:04:35,188 --> 00:04:37,523 the other night, and... 194 00:04:37,523 --> 00:04:39,109 And? 195 00:04:39,109 --> 00:04:40,401 He asked me 196 00:04:39,109 --> 00:04:40,401 to do something 197 00:04:40,401 --> 00:04:42,612 I'm not totally 198 00:04:40,401 --> 00:04:42,612 comfortable with. 199 00:04:42,612 --> 00:04:45,031 What'd he ask you to do? 200 00:04:45,031 --> 00:04:47,158 No ... No judgments. 201 00:04:45,031 --> 00:04:47,158 Just whenever you're ready. 202 00:04:47,158 --> 00:04:49,452 So, he was lying 203 00:04:47,158 --> 00:04:49,452 on his side, 204 00:04:49,452 --> 00:04:50,996 and he said that 205 00:04:49,452 --> 00:04:50,996 that was part of it, 206 00:04:50,996 --> 00:04:53,706 and then he asked me 207 00:04:50,996 --> 00:04:53,706 to c... 208 00:04:53,706 --> 00:04:55,041 Haley! 209 00:04:55,041 --> 00:04:56,042 What'd he ask you to do? 210 00:04:56,042 --> 00:04:57,043 Quick, write it down 211 00:04:56,042 --> 00:04:57,043 on this napkin. 212 00:04:57,043 --> 00:04:58,753 Rainer, what are you 213 00:04:57,043 --> 00:04:58,753 doing here? 214 00:04:58,753 --> 00:05:00,296 Uh, you left your earbuds 215 00:04:58,753 --> 00:05:00,296 in my car. 216 00:05:00,296 --> 00:05:01,631 I know you like to use them 217 00:05:00,296 --> 00:05:01,631 to ignore people. 218 00:05:01,631 --> 00:05:02,841 Aww! 219 00:05:02,841 --> 00:05:03,799 Do you want to join us? 220 00:05:03,799 --> 00:05:07,178 You don't mind, 221 00:05:03,799 --> 00:05:07,178 do you, Uncle Mitch? 222 00:05:03,799 --> 00:05:07,178 No! 223 00:05:11,307 --> 00:05:13,393 It feels weird 224 00:05:11,307 --> 00:05:13,393 to be back here. 225 00:05:13,393 --> 00:05:15,561 This gym got 226 00:05:13,393 --> 00:05:15,561 the better of me once. 227 00:05:15,561 --> 00:05:18,106 Dad, you're psyching 228 00:05:15,561 --> 00:05:18,106 yourself out. 229 00:05:15,561 --> 00:05:18,106 You're right. 230 00:05:18,106 --> 00:05:20,483 The only thing different 231 00:05:18,106 --> 00:05:20,483 between this year and last 232 00:05:20,483 --> 00:05:22,068 is I'm prepared 233 00:05:20,483 --> 00:05:22,068 this year. 234 00:05:22,068 --> 00:05:25,405 And DeAndre Jordan 235 00:05:22,068 --> 00:05:25,405 and Charles Barkley are here. 236 00:05:26,739 --> 00:05:28,241 Is this where 237 00:05:26,739 --> 00:05:28,241 we get our hand stamped? 238 00:05:28,241 --> 00:05:30,701 Sometimes I like to leave 239 00:05:28,241 --> 00:05:30,701 and come back to things. 240 00:05:30,701 --> 00:05:33,246 Uh, why ... 241 00:05:30,701 --> 00:05:33,246 why are you here? 242 00:05:33,246 --> 00:05:35,456 Our agent's wife 243 00:05:33,246 --> 00:05:35,456 is a math teacher at the school. 244 00:05:35,456 --> 00:05:36,624 Let's go get our seats. 245 00:05:36,624 --> 00:05:38,126 We don't want anybody 246 00:05:36,624 --> 00:05:38,126 to block us. 247 00:05:38,126 --> 00:05:41,504 Yeah, yeah. 248 00:05:38,126 --> 00:05:41,504 I ... I get that. 249 00:05:41,504 --> 00:05:43,464 So, I'm playing 250 00:05:41,504 --> 00:05:43,464 in front of two NBA stars? 251 00:05:43,464 --> 00:05:45,425 Plus, once people know 252 00:05:43,464 --> 00:05:45,425 they're here, 253 00:05:45,425 --> 00:05:47,468 the crowd will be like five 254 00:05:45,425 --> 00:05:47,468 times the size it was last year. 255 00:05:47,468 --> 00:05:49,846 Well, we still live in a world 256 00:05:47,468 --> 00:05:49,846 with a fire marshal. 257 00:05:49,846 --> 00:05:50,972 Wait. 258 00:05:49,846 --> 00:05:50,972 They're probably just here 259 00:05:50,972 --> 00:05:53,683 to show their faces 260 00:05:50,972 --> 00:05:53,683 and make a quick exit. 261 00:05:53,683 --> 00:05:55,894 Dad, don't let them 262 00:05:53,683 --> 00:05:55,894 faze you. 263 00:05:55,894 --> 00:05:57,103 This is what 264 00:05:55,894 --> 00:05:57,103 you've trained for. 265 00:05:57,103 --> 00:05:58,188 You're ready. 266 00:05:58,188 --> 00:05:59,564 You're right. 267 00:05:59,564 --> 00:06:01,107 I just need to shake the jitters 268 00:05:59,564 --> 00:06:01,107 off a little bit. 269 00:06:01,107 --> 00:06:03,026 I got you, Larry. 270 00:06:03,026 --> 00:06:04,527 Spot up. 271 00:06:04,527 --> 00:06:05,570 No! 272 00:06:05,570 --> 00:06:08,531 Gloria? Is that you? 273 00:06:08,531 --> 00:06:12,202 My brain's having a hard time 274 00:06:08,531 --> 00:06:12,202 processing you in this context. 275 00:06:12,202 --> 00:06:15,163 Yeah, I came to sell 276 00:06:12,202 --> 00:06:15,163 my nachos to raise money. 277 00:06:15,163 --> 00:06:16,622 - How nice. 278 00:06:15,163 --> 00:06:16,622 - Mm-hmm. 279 00:06:16,622 --> 00:06:19,500 Although, some people are saying 280 00:06:16,622 --> 00:06:19,500 it's too little too late, 281 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:22,753 that you can't just show up 282 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:22,753 and get credit for it. 283 00:06:22,753 --> 00:06:23,713 I think it's mean, 284 00:06:23,713 --> 00:06:26,341 but some people are saying 285 00:06:23,713 --> 00:06:26,341 it seems disingenuous. 286 00:06:26,341 --> 00:06:27,217 I just got here. 287 00:06:27,217 --> 00:06:29,052 When did you talk 288 00:06:27,217 --> 00:06:29,052 to all these people? 289 00:06:29,052 --> 00:06:30,553 I think 290 00:06:29,052 --> 00:06:30,553 you'll find this crowd 291 00:06:30,553 --> 00:06:31,888 no lika da nachos. 292 00:06:31,888 --> 00:06:33,890 I'm sorry 293 00:06:31,888 --> 00:06:33,890 if that sounds racist. 294 00:06:33,890 --> 00:06:34,850 No, it didn't. 295 00:06:34,850 --> 00:06:37,768 I don't even know what language 296 00:06:34,850 --> 00:06:37,768 you were trying to make fun of. 297 00:06:37,768 --> 00:06:40,897 Okay, since you're not leaving, 298 00:06:37,768 --> 00:06:40,897 you can set up down there. 299 00:06:40,897 --> 00:06:42,107 Ah. 300 00:06:42,107 --> 00:06:43,108 No. 301 00:06:43,108 --> 00:06:45,568 It's very dark, 302 00:06:43,108 --> 00:06:45,568 and it's very far away! 303 00:06:45,568 --> 00:06:47,403 Good luck! 304 00:06:47,403 --> 00:06:49,865 Looks like that picture I 305 00:06:47,403 --> 00:06:49,865 Instagrammed of the three of us 306 00:06:49,865 --> 00:06:51,741 is a big hit 307 00:06:49,865 --> 00:06:51,741 with Rainer Nation. 308 00:06:49,865 --> 00:06:51,741 Oh! 309 00:06:51,741 --> 00:06:53,659 And is it safe to post 310 00:06:51,741 --> 00:06:53,659 your location like that? 311 00:06:53,659 --> 00:06:54,953 Aren't you worried 312 00:06:53,659 --> 00:06:54,953 about stalkers? 313 00:06:54,953 --> 00:06:55,996 Oh, no, it's fine. 314 00:06:55,996 --> 00:06:56,997 Most of my followers 315 00:06:56,997 --> 00:06:59,124 are just overly excited, 316 00:06:56,997 --> 00:06:59,124 love-starved old ladies. 317 00:06:59,124 --> 00:07:01,792 Oh, I see your exclusive 318 00:06:59,124 --> 00:07:01,792 tea party opened up. 319 00:07:01,792 --> 00:07:03,003 He just posted that. 320 00:07:03,003 --> 00:07:04,712 What, are you circling 321 00:07:03,003 --> 00:07:04,712 the restaurant? 322 00:07:04,712 --> 00:07:06,006 Hey, Rainer Shine. 323 00:07:06,006 --> 00:07:07,465 You sat next to him 324 00:07:06,006 --> 00:07:07,465 at Thanksgiving. 325 00:07:07,465 --> 00:07:09,509 Right! Manny! 326 00:07:07,465 --> 00:07:09,509 Sit down. Join us. 327 00:07:09,509 --> 00:07:12,803 Actually, Cam, could I 328 00:07:09,509 --> 00:07:12,803 talk to you for a second? 329 00:07:12,803 --> 00:07:14,890 Okay, before Rainer 330 00:07:12,803 --> 00:07:14,890 walked in, 331 00:07:14,890 --> 00:07:16,224 Haley was about to tell me 332 00:07:14,890 --> 00:07:16,224 something upsetting 333 00:07:16,224 --> 00:07:18,559 he asked her to do 334 00:07:16,224 --> 00:07:18,559 in the bedroom. 335 00:07:19,519 --> 00:07:22,813 Now, I didn't get much, 336 00:07:19,519 --> 00:07:22,813 but he asked her to c... 337 00:07:22,813 --> 00:07:23,982 To what? 338 00:07:23,982 --> 00:07:25,275 He asked her to c... 339 00:07:25,275 --> 00:07:26,317 Are you kidding me? 340 00:07:26,317 --> 00:07:28,694 Okay, no one else come near us. 341 00:07:26,317 --> 00:07:28,694 Thank you. 342 00:07:28,694 --> 00:07:32,448 That's all she got out ... "c..." 343 00:07:28,694 --> 00:07:32,448 And then Rainer walked in. 344 00:07:32,448 --> 00:07:34,117 Well, we have to find out. 345 00:07:34,117 --> 00:07:36,452 As her uncles, we need 346 00:07:34,117 --> 00:07:36,452 all the information we can 347 00:07:36,452 --> 00:07:37,954 so we can advise her 348 00:07:36,452 --> 00:07:37,954 properly. 349 00:07:37,954 --> 00:07:39,205 Yeah. 350 00:07:37,954 --> 00:07:39,205 She's dating an older man. 351 00:07:39,205 --> 00:07:41,833 If she's uncomfortable, 352 00:07:39,205 --> 00:07:41,833 it's our duty to protect her. 353 00:07:41,833 --> 00:07:43,293 Okay. 354 00:07:41,833 --> 00:07:43,293 So we said all that. 355 00:07:43,293 --> 00:07:45,170 - What could be "c..." be? 356 00:07:43,293 --> 00:07:45,170 - Hmm? 357 00:07:45,170 --> 00:07:46,046 - Carrot? 358 00:07:45,170 --> 00:07:46,046 - Mnh-mnh. 359 00:07:46,046 --> 00:07:47,505 Cupping? 360 00:07:48,589 --> 00:07:50,300 You don't think it could be 361 00:07:48,589 --> 00:07:50,300 a Canadian long jump, do you? 362 00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:52,260 What part would a woman 363 00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:52,260 play in that? 364 00:07:55,388 --> 00:07:56,806 That's the last 365 00:07:55,388 --> 00:07:56,806 of the paper trail. 366 00:07:56,806 --> 00:07:57,807 Great. 367 00:07:57,807 --> 00:08:00,018 Okay, and so the red pins 368 00:07:57,807 --> 00:08:00,018 on this map mark 369 00:08:00,018 --> 00:08:01,727 all the locations 370 00:08:00,018 --> 00:08:01,727 of closets 371 00:08:01,727 --> 00:08:03,271 that were made 372 00:08:01,727 --> 00:08:03,271 with the toxic wood. 373 00:08:03,271 --> 00:08:05,106 Okay, 374 00:08:03,271 --> 00:08:05,106 and we have recalled 375 00:08:05,106 --> 00:08:06,441 9 out of 10 376 00:08:05,106 --> 00:08:06,441 of the contaminated closets, 377 00:08:06,441 --> 00:08:07,733 so we only 378 00:08:06,441 --> 00:08:07,733 have to track down one more. 379 00:08:07,733 --> 00:08:09,277 And since you didn't ask, 380 00:08:07,733 --> 00:08:09,277 the green pins 381 00:08:09,277 --> 00:08:12,113 are all the addresses 382 00:08:09,277 --> 00:08:12,113 of potential fathers of mine. 383 00:08:12,113 --> 00:08:14,699 Oh, hey. 384 00:08:12,113 --> 00:08:14,699 How're you doing? 385 00:08:14,699 --> 00:08:18,036 Did I hear somebody using my 386 00:08:14,699 --> 00:08:18,036 shredder without signing it out? 387 00:08:18,036 --> 00:08:18,954 No. 388 00:08:18,954 --> 00:08:20,121 Confetti! 389 00:08:20,121 --> 00:08:21,247 Hey! 390 00:08:21,247 --> 00:08:22,665 The kid doesn't fear me 391 00:08:21,247 --> 00:08:22,665 as he should, 392 00:08:22,665 --> 00:08:24,500 so I brought him in here 393 00:08:22,665 --> 00:08:24,500 to show him my scary boss side. 394 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:25,501 - Play along. 395 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:25,501 - Okay. 396 00:08:25,501 --> 00:08:27,003 Ben, how dumb 397 00:08:25,501 --> 00:08:27,003 do you think I am? 398 00:08:27,003 --> 00:08:29,380 You found out? 399 00:08:27,003 --> 00:08:29,380 Of course I found out. 400 00:08:27,003 --> 00:08:29,380 I know everything. 401 00:08:29,380 --> 00:08:30,465 It was her idea! 402 00:08:30,465 --> 00:08:31,757 - Ben! 403 00:08:30,465 --> 00:08:31,757 - No, he's doing great. 404 00:08:31,757 --> 00:08:33,259 You're in big trouble, 405 00:08:31,757 --> 00:08:33,259 mister. 406 00:08:33,259 --> 00:08:34,719 Jay, I'm so sorry. 407 00:08:33,259 --> 00:08:34,719 We were just trying to s... 408 00:08:34,719 --> 00:08:35,887 Enough! 409 00:08:35,887 --> 00:08:37,263 Come on, Joe! 410 00:08:37,263 --> 00:08:40,391 Enough! 411 00:08:41,351 --> 00:08:42,978 Could you have rolled over 412 00:08:41,351 --> 00:08:42,978 any faster? 413 00:08:42,978 --> 00:08:44,104 My dad didn't know 414 00:08:42,978 --> 00:08:44,104 anything. 415 00:08:44,104 --> 00:08:45,688 That was just a big act 416 00:08:44,104 --> 00:08:45,688 for his kid. 417 00:08:45,688 --> 00:08:47,815 Yeah, I know. 418 00:08:45,688 --> 00:08:47,815 I was playing along to ... 419 00:08:47,815 --> 00:08:49,025 Save it, okay? 420 00:08:49,025 --> 00:08:53,654 Somewhere, one of these 421 00:08:49,025 --> 00:08:53,654 green pins is very disappointed. 422 00:08:59,410 --> 00:09:02,914 Nachos. 423 00:08:59,410 --> 00:09:02,914 Come get some nachos. 424 00:09:02,914 --> 00:09:05,083 No one even knew 425 00:09:02,914 --> 00:09:05,083 that I was back there. 426 00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:07,668 You know it's loud when 427 00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:07,668 you can't hear my voice! 428 00:09:07,668 --> 00:09:09,504 My goodness. 429 00:09:09,504 --> 00:09:11,923 At this rate, I'll break 430 00:09:09,504 --> 00:09:11,923 my own sales record. 431 00:09:11,923 --> 00:09:13,133 Oh. 432 00:09:11,923 --> 00:09:13,133 Hola. 433 00:09:13,133 --> 00:09:15,218 Do you guys 434 00:09:13,133 --> 00:09:15,218 want to try some nachos? 435 00:09:15,218 --> 00:09:16,344 That sounds pretty good. 436 00:09:16,344 --> 00:09:18,221 Ugh, you are 437 00:09:16,344 --> 00:09:18,221 so transparent, Glenn. 438 00:09:18,221 --> 00:09:19,722 Come, come, come. 439 00:09:21,182 --> 00:09:23,018 We're expanding 440 00:09:21,182 --> 00:09:23,018 to chips. 441 00:09:25,728 --> 00:09:26,812 Mmm. Mmm! 442 00:09:26,812 --> 00:09:28,106 Cam, you're staring. 443 00:09:28,106 --> 00:09:30,233 No, I'm not. 444 00:09:28,106 --> 00:09:30,233 So are you. 445 00:09:30,233 --> 00:09:31,317 Ooh, I should take this. 446 00:09:31,317 --> 00:09:33,819 It might be drizzle-related. 447 00:09:33,819 --> 00:09:37,532 So, Haley, we are here to help 448 00:09:33,819 --> 00:09:37,532 you. Tell us what "c..." is. 449 00:09:37,532 --> 00:09:38,824 You told him? 450 00:09:38,824 --> 00:09:40,869 You can confide in us. 451 00:09:38,824 --> 00:09:40,869 We're middle-aged gay men. 452 00:09:40,869 --> 00:09:43,204 Whatever it is, 453 00:09:40,869 --> 00:09:43,204 we have heard of it. 454 00:09:43,204 --> 00:09:44,330 Fine. 455 00:09:44,330 --> 00:09:45,706 The other night, 456 00:09:44,330 --> 00:09:45,706 Rainer asked me 457 00:09:45,706 --> 00:09:48,793 if I would be 458 00:09:45,706 --> 00:09:48,793 into candling. 459 00:09:48,793 --> 00:09:52,630 - Oh. 460 00:09:48,793 --> 00:09:52,630 - Oh. 461 00:09:52,630 --> 00:09:54,132 You know 462 00:09:52,630 --> 00:09:54,132 what that is, right? 463 00:09:54,132 --> 00:09:55,133 - Yes! 464 00:09:54,132 --> 00:09:55,133 - Yes! 465 00:09:55,133 --> 00:09:57,718 It's when you do the... 466 00:09:57,718 --> 00:09:59,179 And then ... 467 00:09:57,718 --> 00:09:59,179 And then you ... 468 00:09:59,179 --> 00:10:02,057 And then you do 469 00:09:59,179 --> 00:10:02,057 the ... the boop, boop. 470 00:10:02,057 --> 00:10:07,603 Candling is where you light 471 00:10:02,057 --> 00:10:07,603 a hollow candle and insert it... 472 00:10:07,603 --> 00:10:09,605 into one of 473 00:10:07,603 --> 00:10:09,605 the ear canals... 474 00:10:09,605 --> 00:10:11,858 to remove ear wax. 475 00:10:11,858 --> 00:10:13,568 Ah ... Oh, God. 476 00:10:13,568 --> 00:10:14,861 The thing is, 477 00:10:13,568 --> 00:10:14,861 I don't know if I want to be 478 00:10:14,861 --> 00:10:16,362 that intimate with Rainer. 479 00:10:16,362 --> 00:10:18,781 Am I really ready to see gunk 480 00:10:16,362 --> 00:10:18,781 coming out of his ear? 481 00:10:18,781 --> 00:10:20,783 I mean, like, 482 00:10:18,781 --> 00:10:20,783 what if he stops being sexy? 483 00:10:20,783 --> 00:10:22,202 Well, it is intimacy 484 00:10:20,783 --> 00:10:22,202 like that 485 00:10:22,202 --> 00:10:24,454 that separates casual dating 486 00:10:22,202 --> 00:10:24,454 from something more serious. 487 00:10:24,454 --> 00:10:25,788 But what about 488 00:10:24,454 --> 00:10:25,788 what you said earlier, 489 00:10:25,788 --> 00:10:28,333 how even committed relationships 490 00:10:25,788 --> 00:10:28,333 like yours have boundaries? 491 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:29,625 Excuse me, 492 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:29,625 what boundaries? 493 00:10:29,625 --> 00:10:31,752 Hey, my phone died. 494 00:10:29,625 --> 00:10:31,752 Can I borrow one of yours? 495 00:10:31,752 --> 00:10:33,754 You told her 496 00:10:31,752 --> 00:10:33,754 we have boundaries? 497 00:10:33,754 --> 00:10:35,506 You told them 498 00:10:33,754 --> 00:10:35,506 I asked you to candle me? 499 00:10:35,506 --> 00:10:37,550 Okay, I feel like this tea's 500 00:10:35,506 --> 00:10:37,550 getting away from us. 501 00:10:39,094 --> 00:10:42,263 Nachos! 502 00:10:39,094 --> 00:10:42,263 Get your nachos here! 503 00:10:43,764 --> 00:10:45,058 Get! 504 00:10:45,058 --> 00:10:46,101 Get! 505 00:10:50,313 --> 00:10:52,565 Goaltending! 506 00:10:50,313 --> 00:10:52,565 Ref, do your job! 507 00:10:52,565 --> 00:10:53,900 I'm a pharmacist. 508 00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:55,110 Oh, sorry. 509 00:10:57,863 --> 00:10:58,821 - Phil. 510 00:10:57,863 --> 00:10:58,821 - Oh! 511 00:10:58,821 --> 00:10:59,822 You seem 512 00:10:58,821 --> 00:10:59,822 a little tight, man. 513 00:10:59,822 --> 00:11:01,032 Hey, DeAndre Jordan. 514 00:11:01,032 --> 00:11:03,201 Uh, no, no, no, 515 00:11:01,032 --> 00:11:03,201 just working out the jim-jams. 516 00:11:03,201 --> 00:11:04,577 First half's 517 00:11:03,201 --> 00:11:04,577 about getting a read. 518 00:11:04,577 --> 00:11:05,536 Yeah, right. 519 00:11:05,536 --> 00:11:07,372 I didn't realize 520 00:11:05,536 --> 00:11:07,372 that fans were coaching. 521 00:11:07,372 --> 00:11:09,207 And you're helping 522 00:11:07,372 --> 00:11:09,207 the parents. 523 00:11:09,207 --> 00:11:11,209 Teachers are the backbone 524 00:11:09,207 --> 00:11:11,209 of our country. 525 00:11:11,209 --> 00:11:12,043 Get out of here. 526 00:11:12,043 --> 00:11:13,586 Parenting is the hardest job 527 00:11:12,043 --> 00:11:13,586 in the world. 528 00:11:13,586 --> 00:11:15,463 I'm so sick of you acting 529 00:11:13,586 --> 00:11:15,463 like you know everything. 530 00:11:15,463 --> 00:11:17,465 Going to therapy 531 00:11:15,463 --> 00:11:17,465 did nothing for you. 532 00:11:17,465 --> 00:11:19,217 First of all, 533 00:11:17,465 --> 00:11:19,217 stop transferring. 534 00:11:19,217 --> 00:11:21,219 Secondly, 535 00:11:19,217 --> 00:11:21,219 how about I coach that team, 536 00:11:21,219 --> 00:11:22,678 you coach this team? 537 00:11:22,678 --> 00:11:25,265 10 Dolphin Dollars 538 00:11:22,678 --> 00:11:25,265 you and Phil are going down. 539 00:11:25,265 --> 00:11:26,099 Oh, um ... 540 00:11:26,099 --> 00:11:27,433 10? 541 00:11:27,433 --> 00:11:29,560 You can't even get 542 00:11:27,433 --> 00:11:29,560 a Foam Flipper with that. 543 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:30,436 Let's make it 50. 544 00:11:30,436 --> 00:11:31,938 D.J., please. 545 00:11:31,938 --> 00:11:33,356 How bout 50 real ones? 546 00:11:33,356 --> 00:11:34,815 Okay. 547 00:11:33,356 --> 00:11:34,815 Make it five grand. 548 00:11:34,815 --> 00:11:36,359 That's the jump? 549 00:11:36,359 --> 00:11:37,610 Go win this for me. 550 00:11:37,610 --> 00:11:38,987 - Okay. 551 00:11:38,987 --> 00:11:40,571 We're on the same team! 552 00:11:40,571 --> 00:11:41,781 Foul! 553 00:11:40,571 --> 00:11:41,781 Somebody fouled me! 554 00:11:41,781 --> 00:11:42,991 Stop flopping! 555 00:11:42,991 --> 00:11:44,242 Phil, come on, man. 556 00:11:42,991 --> 00:11:44,242 Focus! 557 00:11:44,242 --> 00:11:45,576 We just bet 558 00:11:44,242 --> 00:11:45,576 our Olympic gold medals. 559 00:11:45,576 --> 00:11:48,704 Why? 560 00:11:45,576 --> 00:11:48,704 No one's making you do this! 561 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:54,294 I hate that I made you 562 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:54,294 uncomfortable. 563 00:11:54,294 --> 00:11:56,171 I-I just wanted us 564 00:11:54,294 --> 00:11:56,171 to be real with each other. 565 00:11:56,171 --> 00:11:57,213 I want that, too. 566 00:11:58,798 --> 00:12:00,591 I think I'm ready. 567 00:11:58,798 --> 00:12:00,591 I will candle you. 568 00:12:00,591 --> 00:12:01,592 Oh, look at that ... 569 00:12:01,592 --> 00:12:03,594 two virtual strangers 570 00:12:01,592 --> 00:12:03,594 breaking down walls 571 00:12:03,594 --> 00:12:04,679 when I didn't even know 572 00:12:03,594 --> 00:12:04,679 we had any. 573 00:12:04,679 --> 00:12:06,139 When I told Haley 574 00:12:04,679 --> 00:12:06,139 we had boundaries, 575 00:12:06,139 --> 00:12:07,891 I just meant 576 00:12:06,139 --> 00:12:07,891 that there are certain things 577 00:12:07,891 --> 00:12:09,434 I'd rather not 578 00:12:07,891 --> 00:12:09,434 ask you to do. 579 00:12:09,434 --> 00:12:10,268 Like what? 580 00:12:10,268 --> 00:12:11,394 We should be 581 00:12:10,268 --> 00:12:11,394 open and honest 582 00:12:11,394 --> 00:12:13,646 about whatever 583 00:12:11,394 --> 00:12:13,646 our wants and needs are. 584 00:12:13,646 --> 00:12:15,606 As long as 585 00:12:13,646 --> 00:12:15,606 we're being real, 586 00:12:15,606 --> 00:12:17,192 there's something 587 00:12:15,606 --> 00:12:17,192 you need to know. 588 00:12:17,192 --> 00:12:19,110 There is absolutely 589 00:12:17,192 --> 00:12:19,110 nothing I ... 590 00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:20,820 Shh! 591 00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:20,820 I want to hear this. 592 00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:20,820 Give me your hands. 593 00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:23,281 Okay, deep breath. 594 00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:23,281 Come on, Haley. 595 00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:26,868 I draw in my eyebrows. 596 00:12:26,868 --> 00:12:28,119 Oh. 597 00:12:28,119 --> 00:12:29,412 This is the real me. 598 00:12:31,832 --> 00:12:33,624 Did he leave? 599 00:12:31,832 --> 00:12:33,624 Is he still here? 600 00:12:33,624 --> 00:12:36,627 I'm still here, 601 00:12:33,624 --> 00:12:36,627 and you're still beautiful. 602 00:12:36,627 --> 00:12:38,671 Stop running from me. 603 00:12:38,671 --> 00:12:40,966 Fine. 604 00:12:40,966 --> 00:12:42,217 I have a confession 605 00:12:40,966 --> 00:12:42,217 of my own. 606 00:12:42,217 --> 00:12:43,426 Two seconds. 607 00:12:43,426 --> 00:12:44,677 I've never told 608 00:12:43,426 --> 00:12:44,677 anyone this. 609 00:12:47,138 --> 00:12:48,849 I use tape 610 00:12:47,138 --> 00:12:48,849 to pull my neck back. 611 00:12:48,849 --> 00:12:50,266 I knew it! 612 00:12:50,266 --> 00:12:52,518 Wow. So brave. 613 00:12:52,518 --> 00:12:54,938 I feel so naked 614 00:12:52,518 --> 00:12:54,938 right now. 615 00:12:52,518 --> 00:12:54,938 Me, too. 616 00:12:54,938 --> 00:12:56,857 They look exactly 617 00:12:54,938 --> 00:12:56,857 the same, right? 618 00:12:56,857 --> 00:12:57,983 No, what they look 619 00:12:56,857 --> 00:12:57,983 is happy 620 00:12:57,983 --> 00:12:58,984 because they 621 00:12:57,983 --> 00:12:58,984 are brave enough 622 00:12:58,984 --> 00:13:00,443 to be vulnerable 623 00:12:58,984 --> 00:13:00,443 with each other. 624 00:13:00,443 --> 00:13:02,237 Cam ... 625 00:13:00,443 --> 00:13:02,237 It's just ironic 626 00:13:02,237 --> 00:13:05,281 that you won't ask me 627 00:13:02,237 --> 00:13:05,281 to do whatever it is 628 00:13:05,281 --> 00:13:06,950 because you're worried 629 00:13:05,281 --> 00:13:06,950 I'll judge you, 630 00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:08,952 but I'm judging you now 631 00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:08,952 for not trusting me, 632 00:13:08,952 --> 00:13:10,036 and that hurts. 633 00:13:13,206 --> 00:13:14,958 You're right, of course. 634 00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:16,960 This is only bringing us 635 00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:16,960 closer together. 636 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,045 Uh-huh! Who'd you say 637 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,045 normally does this? 638 00:13:19,045 --> 00:13:20,922 Uh, this place 639 00:13:19,045 --> 00:13:20,922 near my old office. 640 00:13:20,922 --> 00:13:22,090 Lily in a pinch. 641 00:13:22,090 --> 00:13:23,758 Okay, well, 642 00:13:22,090 --> 00:13:23,758 I think that's it. 643 00:13:23,758 --> 00:13:25,051 Oh, no, you have to go 644 00:13:23,758 --> 00:13:25,051 over it one more time. 645 00:13:25,051 --> 00:13:28,471 Okay, we're not 646 00:13:25,051 --> 00:13:28,471 painting a bridge. 647 00:13:28,471 --> 00:13:29,764 Okay, I've checked twice. 648 00:13:29,764 --> 00:13:32,433 There's no invoice 649 00:13:29,764 --> 00:13:32,433 for this last closet. 650 00:13:29,764 --> 00:13:32,433 Well, there has to be, 651 00:13:32,433 --> 00:13:33,894 and we've got to find it 652 00:13:32,433 --> 00:13:33,894 before my dad does. 653 00:13:33,894 --> 00:13:36,021 Is there any chance 654 00:13:33,894 --> 00:13:36,021 you accidentally shredded it? 655 00:13:36,021 --> 00:13:38,189 Don't worry. 656 00:13:36,021 --> 00:13:38,189 If I did, it's an easy restore. 657 00:13:38,189 --> 00:13:41,526 I was regional jigsaw champion 658 00:13:38,189 --> 00:13:41,526 in the under-60 category. 659 00:13:43,486 --> 00:13:45,530 That weird sneeze. 660 00:13:45,530 --> 00:13:47,698 You sound like the guy 661 00:13:45,530 --> 00:13:47,698 who was sick on the news. 662 00:13:47,698 --> 00:13:50,660 No, that guy 663 00:13:47,698 --> 00:13:50,660 was falling apart. 664 00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:52,578 Aah! 665 00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:52,578 You can't be infected. 666 00:13:52,578 --> 00:13:54,664 It's not like you've spent 667 00:13:52,578 --> 00:13:54,664 any time around that wood. 668 00:13:54,664 --> 00:13:56,124 I mean, you don't hang out 669 00:13:54,664 --> 00:13:56,124 in the warehouse. 670 00:13:56,124 --> 00:13:58,668 I've seen how much 671 00:13:56,124 --> 00:13:58,668 those guys pants you. 672 00:13:56,124 --> 00:13:58,668 Oh, my God. 673 00:13:58,668 --> 00:14:00,253 My mom has a new boyfriend, 674 00:14:00,253 --> 00:14:01,880 and she doesn't want him to know 675 00:14:00,253 --> 00:14:01,880 she has kids, 676 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,549 so when he comes over, 677 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,549 I sleep in the conference room. 678 00:14:04,549 --> 00:14:06,342 Which is where 679 00:14:04,549 --> 00:14:06,342 the sample closet is, 680 00:14:06,342 --> 00:14:07,718 which is why there's 681 00:14:06,342 --> 00:14:07,718 no record of it! 682 00:14:07,718 --> 00:14:09,220 Oh, God! 683 00:14:11,181 --> 00:14:13,141 I don't like to talk 684 00:14:11,181 --> 00:14:13,141 about it a lot, 685 00:14:13,141 --> 00:14:14,767 but I have a certain expertise 686 00:14:13,141 --> 00:14:14,767 in timber. 687 00:14:14,767 --> 00:14:16,436 Even blindfolded, 688 00:14:16,436 --> 00:14:19,439 I can tell a Galapagos teak 689 00:14:16,436 --> 00:14:19,439 from a Maltese cherry. 690 00:14:19,439 --> 00:14:21,649 Came in handy 691 00:14:19,439 --> 00:14:21,649 for a cop friend of mine. 692 00:14:21,649 --> 00:14:23,818 Helped him round up 693 00:14:21,649 --> 00:14:23,818 the Cedar Boys. 694 00:14:23,818 --> 00:14:26,071 Dad? Hey! 695 00:14:26,071 --> 00:14:27,738 What are you doing 696 00:14:26,071 --> 00:14:27,738 in here, huh? 697 00:14:27,738 --> 00:14:29,490 I'm checking out 698 00:14:27,738 --> 00:14:29,490 this new wood. 699 00:14:29,490 --> 00:14:31,201 It's not new wood. 700 00:14:33,203 --> 00:14:34,662 The hell's the matter 701 00:14:33,203 --> 00:14:34,662 with him? 702 00:14:34,662 --> 00:14:36,873 He's got allergies. 703 00:14:34,662 --> 00:14:36,873 Yeah. 704 00:14:34,662 --> 00:14:36,873 Allergies. 705 00:14:34,662 --> 00:14:36,873 Allergies. 706 00:14:36,873 --> 00:14:38,458 Oh, Dad, have you ... 707 00:14:36,873 --> 00:14:38,458 have you seen 708 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:39,918 this new fish tank 709 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:39,918 we just got? 710 00:14:39,918 --> 00:14:41,169 Check it. 711 00:14:41,169 --> 00:14:42,420 Where did you say 712 00:14:41,169 --> 00:14:42,420 we got this wood? 713 00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:44,089 Please, stop obsessing 714 00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:44,089 about the wood. 715 00:14:44,089 --> 00:14:45,924 - Hungry little sucker, huh? 716 00:14:44,089 --> 00:14:45,924 - Oh, yeah. 717 00:14:45,924 --> 00:14:47,550 You sure that's okay 718 00:14:45,924 --> 00:14:47,550 for him to eat? 719 00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:48,551 Yeah, it's fine. 720 00:14:48,551 --> 00:14:50,971 Those fish are celebrated 721 00:14:48,551 --> 00:14:50,971 for their hardiness. 722 00:14:50,971 --> 00:14:52,138 Yeah, hardy. 723 00:14:52,138 --> 00:14:53,764 Yeah, they're very popular 724 00:14:52,138 --> 00:14:53,764 amongst rappers 725 00:14:53,764 --> 00:14:57,602 'cause they do equally well 726 00:14:53,764 --> 00:14:57,602 in Jacuzzis and champagne. 727 00:14:57,602 --> 00:14:58,979 Where's Joe? 728 00:14:58,979 --> 00:15:00,355 - He's with Margaret. 729 00:14:58,979 --> 00:15:00,355 - Oh, okay. 730 00:15:00,355 --> 00:15:02,065 I'm gonna bring him in here, 731 00:15:00,355 --> 00:15:02,065 have him check out this fish. 732 00:15:02,065 --> 00:15:04,109 - That's a good idea. 733 00:15:02,065 --> 00:15:04,109 - Getting back to this wood. 734 00:15:04,109 --> 00:15:06,652 Dad, the wood is fine. 735 00:15:04,109 --> 00:15:06,652 It's ... 736 00:15:06,652 --> 00:15:08,404 Oh, my ... 737 00:15:08,404 --> 00:15:10,740 Turns out, the wood 738 00:15:08,404 --> 00:15:10,740 doesn't just make people sick. 739 00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:12,200 It also kills fish. 740 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,120 Well, I couldn't let Dad 741 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,120 know I bought murder wood, 742 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,288 so I sent Ben 743 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,288 to get a replacement fish 744 00:15:17,288 --> 00:15:18,498 from the tank in the lobby. 745 00:15:18,498 --> 00:15:20,583 So, those seem right to you? 746 00:15:18,498 --> 00:15:20,583 Hmm? 747 00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:21,877 They're study enough. 748 00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,544 Smooth pivot. 749 00:15:23,544 --> 00:15:25,881 Even glide. 750 00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:28,674 I was already suspicious of that 751 00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:28,674 wood, but then it kills a fish? 752 00:15:28,674 --> 00:15:30,886 Claire obviously bought 753 00:15:28,674 --> 00:15:30,886 some of that tainted lumber, 754 00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:32,553 and then she tries hide it? 755 00:15:32,553 --> 00:15:35,473 She must think I'm denser 756 00:15:32,553 --> 00:15:35,473 than a Ponderosa maple. 757 00:15:35,473 --> 00:15:36,933 That's a nice, easy ride. 758 00:15:36,933 --> 00:15:38,643 Yeah. 759 00:15:38,643 --> 00:15:40,811 Hey, kiddo, 760 00:15:38,643 --> 00:15:40,811 why's your hand wet? 761 00:15:40,811 --> 00:15:42,230 It's not. 762 00:15:40,811 --> 00:15:42,230 It's sweaty. 763 00:15:42,230 --> 00:15:43,814 I went to the gym 764 00:15:42,230 --> 00:15:43,814 this morning. 765 00:15:43,814 --> 00:15:45,901 Fridays, I do 766 00:15:43,814 --> 00:15:45,901 legs and hands. 767 00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,443 Claire, here's the water 768 00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,443 you asked for. 769 00:15:47,443 --> 00:15:48,778 Thank you! 770 00:15:50,238 --> 00:15:51,572 My tooth 771 00:15:50,238 --> 00:15:51,572 just fell out. 772 00:15:51,572 --> 00:15:53,199 You know, I got a little 773 00:15:51,572 --> 00:15:53,199 something stuck in my throat. 774 00:15:53,199 --> 00:15:54,325 Give me a slug 775 00:15:53,199 --> 00:15:54,325 of that water. 776 00:15:54,325 --> 00:15:56,077 Oh, no, you don't 777 00:15:54,325 --> 00:15:56,077 want this lobby water. 778 00:15:56,077 --> 00:15:57,037 I just need a sip. 779 00:15:57,037 --> 00:15:58,246 It's from the fountain, 780 00:15:58,246 --> 00:15:59,831 and the warehouse guys 781 00:15:58,246 --> 00:15:59,831 put their mouth all over it. 782 00:15:59,831 --> 00:16:00,957 Just give it to me. 783 00:16:00,957 --> 00:16:02,333 I can't. 784 00:16:06,129 --> 00:16:07,797 Oh, my God, 785 00:16:06,129 --> 00:16:07,797 you actually did it. 786 00:16:07,797 --> 00:16:10,050 Can you feel that thing swimming 787 00:16:07,797 --> 00:16:10,050 around in your belly? 788 00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:11,759 You knew there was a fish 789 00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:11,759 in there? 790 00:16:11,759 --> 00:16:13,469 I saw you toss 791 00:16:11,759 --> 00:16:13,469 the other one out. 792 00:16:13,469 --> 00:16:15,138 You're so afraid of 793 00:16:13,469 --> 00:16:15,138 getting caught screwing up, 794 00:16:15,138 --> 00:16:16,264 you'd swallow an animal? 795 00:16:16,264 --> 00:16:18,724 This sort of seems like 796 00:16:16,264 --> 00:16:18,724 a family thing, 797 00:16:18,724 --> 00:16:21,644 and my vision 798 00:16:18,724 --> 00:16:21,644 is tunneling, so... 799 00:16:21,644 --> 00:16:24,814 All right, well, 800 00:16:21,644 --> 00:16:24,814 we recalled all the bad wood, 801 00:16:24,814 --> 00:16:27,067 but that doesn't mean 802 00:16:24,814 --> 00:16:27,067 that we didn't screw up. 803 00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:28,568 So, go ahead, 804 00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:28,568 let me have it. 805 00:16:28,568 --> 00:16:30,070 Tear my head off. 806 00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:32,072 Tell me how I've disappointed 807 00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:32,072 you yet again. 808 00:16:32,072 --> 00:16:33,990 And what is happening? 809 00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:37,035 All day long I've been trying 810 00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:37,035 to get Joe to fear me. 811 00:16:37,035 --> 00:16:39,787 Maybe that's not 812 00:16:37,035 --> 00:16:39,787 the best thing for kids. 813 00:16:39,787 --> 00:16:41,664 Hi. 814 00:16:41,664 --> 00:16:43,416 Well, I made 815 00:16:41,664 --> 00:16:43,416 six Dolphin Dollars 816 00:16:43,416 --> 00:16:45,293 plus 20 real ones 817 00:16:43,416 --> 00:16:45,293 from some weirdo 818 00:16:45,293 --> 00:16:47,253 who wanted me to ladle cheese 819 00:16:45,293 --> 00:16:47,253 straight into his mouth. 820 00:16:47,253 --> 00:16:49,047 Ew. All right, papi, 821 00:16:47,253 --> 00:16:49,047 thank you so much, 822 00:16:49,047 --> 00:16:52,092 but I still need help 823 00:16:49,047 --> 00:16:52,092 attracting customers over there. 824 00:16:52,092 --> 00:16:53,844 Oh, I can see if Phil 825 00:16:52,092 --> 00:16:53,844 has that thing in his car 826 00:16:53,844 --> 00:16:55,345 that flails around 827 00:16:53,844 --> 00:16:55,345 like this. 828 00:16:55,345 --> 00:16:56,471 Claire? 829 00:16:56,471 --> 00:16:57,680 No, his Tube Dude. 830 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,182 Oh. 831 00:16:59,182 --> 00:17:00,391 Oh! 832 00:17:00,391 --> 00:17:02,102 Can I help you 833 00:17:00,391 --> 00:17:02,102 with anything? 834 00:17:02,102 --> 00:17:03,519 I'm just going to buy 835 00:17:02,102 --> 00:17:03,519 a snack 836 00:17:03,519 --> 00:17:04,938 with my last five 837 00:17:03,519 --> 00:17:04,938 Dolphin Dollars. 838 00:17:04,938 --> 00:17:06,189 I don't want to throw 839 00:17:04,938 --> 00:17:06,189 them away. 840 00:17:06,189 --> 00:17:07,273 That's how they get you. 841 00:17:07,273 --> 00:17:09,400 The nachos are amazing. 842 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,401 But do not get anything 843 00:17:10,401 --> 00:17:11,486 from the stand 844 00:17:10,401 --> 00:17:11,486 that is over there ... 845 00:17:11,486 --> 00:17:12,612 The hot dog lady? 846 00:17:12,612 --> 00:17:14,114 She just said the same thing 847 00:17:12,612 --> 00:17:14,114 about you. 848 00:17:14,114 --> 00:17:17,283 You two remind me of me 849 00:17:14,114 --> 00:17:17,283 and DeAndre Jordan. 850 00:17:17,283 --> 00:17:19,327 We have a rivalry, 851 00:17:17,283 --> 00:17:19,327 and I don't know why. 852 00:17:19,327 --> 00:17:22,122 Maybe in life, we resent people 853 00:17:19,327 --> 00:17:22,122 who hold up a mirror 854 00:17:22,122 --> 00:17:24,415 and force us to look 855 00:17:22,122 --> 00:17:24,415 at the worst in ourselves. 856 00:17:24,415 --> 00:17:27,418 I see what you're saying, 857 00:17:24,415 --> 00:17:27,418 Charles Barkley. 858 00:17:27,418 --> 00:17:28,920 And that's what we call 859 00:17:27,418 --> 00:17:28,920 an assist. 860 00:17:30,171 --> 00:17:32,007 Hand stamp. 861 00:17:33,174 --> 00:17:35,635 Donna, we have to stop 862 00:17:33,174 --> 00:17:35,635 this fighting. 863 00:17:35,635 --> 00:17:39,389 A wise man once told me 864 00:17:35,635 --> 00:17:39,389 that we resent mirrors 865 00:17:39,389 --> 00:17:41,850 that show us 866 00:17:39,389 --> 00:17:41,850 what we don't want to see. 867 00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:43,226 That's ridiculous. 868 00:17:43,226 --> 00:17:44,602 I love mirrors. 869 00:17:44,602 --> 00:17:46,354 But the point is 870 00:17:44,602 --> 00:17:46,354 that I was mad 871 00:17:46,354 --> 00:17:49,524 because you made me see 872 00:17:46,354 --> 00:17:49,524 who I really am, 873 00:17:49,524 --> 00:17:52,485 and I was shocked 874 00:17:49,524 --> 00:17:52,485 to see what I have become. 875 00:17:52,485 --> 00:17:53,611 Stop talking. 876 00:17:53,611 --> 00:17:55,446 You're sounding human, 877 00:17:53,611 --> 00:17:55,446 and I don't like that. 878 00:17:55,446 --> 00:17:59,409 I am soft, privileged lady, 879 00:17:55,446 --> 00:17:59,409 and I thought that bothered me. 880 00:17:59,409 --> 00:18:02,537 Until today, 881 00:17:59,409 --> 00:18:02,537 I realized that it doesn't. 882 00:18:02,537 --> 00:18:04,247 I don't want to do this. 883 00:18:04,247 --> 00:18:06,791 I love 884 00:18:04,247 --> 00:18:06,791 my pretty, pretty life. 885 00:18:06,791 --> 00:18:08,501 The only thing 886 00:18:06,791 --> 00:18:08,501 that makes me feel bad 887 00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:11,587 is that I don't 888 00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:11,587 really feel bad about it. 889 00:18:14,215 --> 00:18:16,717 Thank you so much 890 00:18:14,215 --> 00:18:16,717 for opening up to me. 891 00:18:16,717 --> 00:18:19,262 I almost started 892 00:18:16,717 --> 00:18:19,262 to feel something for you, 893 00:18:19,262 --> 00:18:21,056 but then when you said 894 00:18:19,262 --> 00:18:21,056 you don't feel guilty, 895 00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:23,975 my rage returned tenfold. 896 00:18:23,975 --> 00:18:26,978 And I need that rage. 897 00:18:23,975 --> 00:18:26,978 It gets me up in the morning. 898 00:18:26,978 --> 00:18:30,857 Well, if it helps you, 899 00:18:26,978 --> 00:18:30,857 I eat everything I want, 900 00:18:30,857 --> 00:18:32,943 and I work out 901 00:18:30,857 --> 00:18:32,943 like once a year. 902 00:18:32,943 --> 00:18:35,028 You're horrible. 903 00:18:36,446 --> 00:18:38,156 Oh, thank you. 904 00:18:38,156 --> 00:18:40,366 All right, guys ... 905 00:18:38,156 --> 00:18:40,366 tie game, three seconds left. 906 00:18:40,366 --> 00:18:42,493 There's only one thing that 907 00:18:40,366 --> 00:18:42,493 they're not gonna be expecting. 908 00:18:42,493 --> 00:18:43,744 We're gonna get the ball 909 00:18:42,493 --> 00:18:43,744 to Phil. 910 00:18:43,744 --> 00:18:44,662 What? 911 00:18:44,662 --> 00:18:46,372 They're not even 912 00:18:44,662 --> 00:18:46,372 guarding you. 913 00:18:46,372 --> 00:18:48,708 I'm so sure of this play, 914 00:18:46,372 --> 00:18:48,708 I just bet Barkley my car. 915 00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:50,210 Is it a-a Honda? 916 00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:52,462 No, it's a Phantom with my head 917 00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:52,462 as the hood ornament. 918 00:18:52,462 --> 00:18:54,214 All right, 919 00:18:52,462 --> 00:18:54,214 let's win this thing. 920 00:18:54,214 --> 00:18:56,883 Phil, honey, hi! 921 00:18:54,214 --> 00:18:56,883 I'm sorry we're late, 922 00:18:56,883 --> 00:18:58,384 but at least we're here 923 00:18:56,883 --> 00:18:58,384 for the end of the game. 924 00:18:58,384 --> 00:19:00,303 I could really use a win 925 00:18:58,384 --> 00:19:00,303 on the day I drank a fish. 926 00:19:00,303 --> 00:19:01,512 Drank like a fish. 927 00:19:01,512 --> 00:19:03,556 Wow, a bunch of NBA players 928 00:19:01,512 --> 00:19:03,556 are tweeting about this bet 929 00:19:03,556 --> 00:19:05,308 between Charles Barkley 930 00:19:03,556 --> 00:19:05,308 and DeAndre Jordan. 931 00:19:05,308 --> 00:19:06,684 And they're 932 00:19:05,308 --> 00:19:06,684 live-streaming it, 933 00:19:06,684 --> 00:19:07,853 so like 60,000 people 934 00:19:06,684 --> 00:19:07,853 are watching. 935 00:19:07,853 --> 00:19:09,855 Since when do people 936 00:19:07,853 --> 00:19:09,855 care about basketball? 937 00:19:09,855 --> 00:19:12,148 Calm down, Phil. 938 00:19:09,855 --> 00:19:12,148 You can do this, pal. 939 00:19:12,148 --> 00:19:14,275 You choose now to believe in me 940 00:19:12,148 --> 00:19:14,275 for the first time? 941 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,694 All right, Phil. 942 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,694 You got this, man. 943 00:19:18,446 --> 00:19:20,490 Two shots! 944 00:19:21,782 --> 00:19:23,034 I can't go, Coach. 945 00:19:23,034 --> 00:19:25,078 Ow! My ankle. 946 00:19:25,078 --> 00:19:28,289 Well, well, well... 947 00:19:28,289 --> 00:19:30,375 League rules dictate, 948 00:19:28,289 --> 00:19:30,375 if a player can't attempt 949 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,460 a free throw 950 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,460 because of injury, 951 00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:34,545 opposing team 952 00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:34,545 gets to pick the shooter. 953 00:19:34,545 --> 00:19:36,464 Right, but you're not 954 00:19:34,545 --> 00:19:36,464 a know-it-all. 955 00:19:36,464 --> 00:19:38,633 Don't give this anger power. 956 00:19:38,633 --> 00:19:41,177 I pick you. 957 00:19:38,633 --> 00:19:41,177 Don't choke. 958 00:19:43,471 --> 00:19:45,223 Come on, honey. 959 00:19:43,471 --> 00:19:45,223 Come on, Phil. 960 00:19:53,189 --> 00:19:54,900 Phil Dunphy 961 00:19:53,189 --> 00:19:54,900 to the free-throw line. 962 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,359 Tie score. 963 00:19:56,359 --> 00:19:59,779 This is for all the marbles, 964 00:19:56,359 --> 00:19:59,779 folks. 965 00:20:04,075 --> 00:20:05,368 Come on! 966 00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:09,539 What happened? 967 00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:11,457 It's gonna take an hour 968 00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:11,457 to get the power back up, 969 00:20:11,457 --> 00:20:13,168 so they called 970 00:20:11,457 --> 00:20:13,168 the game. 971 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:15,670 I just feel so bad 972 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:15,670 for Phil. 973 00:20:15,670 --> 00:20:17,839 You know him 974 00:20:15,670 --> 00:20:17,839 as this happy-go-lucky guy, 975 00:20:17,839 --> 00:20:20,842 but he has been beating himself 976 00:20:17,839 --> 00:20:20,842 up over this for a year. 977 00:20:20,842 --> 00:20:23,845 Oh, and he was so close! 978 00:20:23,845 --> 00:20:26,097 It's gonna haunt him 979 00:20:23,845 --> 00:20:26,097 never knowing 980 00:20:26,097 --> 00:20:28,558 if he would have made 981 00:20:26,097 --> 00:20:28,558 that shot. 982 00:20:30,476 --> 00:20:33,146 Game's on the line. 983 00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:36,357 Everybody's watching. 984 00:20:38,944 --> 00:20:41,654 This one's for all the marbles, 985 00:20:38,944 --> 00:20:41,654 folks. 986 00:20:57,838 --> 00:20:59,881 Son of a bitch made it. 987 00:21:02,425 --> 00:21:03,844 You know, I'm glad we're 988 00:21:02,425 --> 00:21:03,844 doing this again. 989 00:21:03,844 --> 00:21:06,137 Yeah, I think we just 990 00:21:03,844 --> 00:21:06,137 put too much pressure 991 00:21:03,844 --> 00:21:06,137 on it the first time. 992 00:21:06,137 --> 00:21:07,347 You know, 993 00:21:06,137 --> 00:21:07,347 humans aren't the only ones 994 00:21:07,347 --> 00:21:08,514 who respond badly 995 00:21:07,347 --> 00:21:08,514 to pressure. 996 00:21:08,514 --> 00:21:10,725 Did I ever tell you 997 00:21:08,514 --> 00:21:10,725 about the day without eggs? 998 00:21:10,725 --> 00:21:13,436 It was at the start 999 00:21:10,725 --> 00:21:13,436 of the Omelet Days Festival. 1000 00:21:13,436 --> 00:21:15,605 Up with the sun, 1001 00:21:13,436 --> 00:21:15,605 I grab my basket, 1002 00:21:15,605 --> 00:21:20,526 into the henhouse I go ... 1003 00:21:15,605 --> 00:21:20,526 34 hens, nary an egg. 1004 00:21:20,526 --> 00:21:21,862 I know, I know. 1005 00:21:21,862 --> 00:21:25,490 My grandpa said it was 1006 00:21:21,862 --> 00:21:25,490 the worst case of avian anxiety 1007 00:21:25,490 --> 00:21:27,325 he'd seen 1008 00:21:25,490 --> 00:21:27,325 since Pearl Harbor. 1009 00:21:27,325 --> 00:21:30,203 That's when they had to take 1010 00:21:27,325 --> 00:21:30,203 the radio out of the coop. 1011 00:21:30,203 --> 00:21:33,789 Captions by VITAC :