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Hey, buddy.

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Nothing!

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Sorry. Habit.

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I'm not actually

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doing anything wrong.

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Just checking to see

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if I got into A.S.U.

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Without us?

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Guys, get in here!

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It's happening!

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Phil saw videos online

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of families celebrating

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the moment their kid

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got into college.

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For pure drama,

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you can't beat that thing

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when an entire family's

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nervous anticipation

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turns into an explosion

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of utter joy.

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Come on!

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Come on, N-Y...

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Notre...

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damn.

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All righty, here we go.

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And record and...

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"Welcome to

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Arizona State"...

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It's happening!

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Oh, my God!

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"Welcome to Arizona State's

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admissions portal."

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"We regret

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to inform you"...

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Aww, pal...

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Well, don't leave us

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in suspense.

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What did they say?

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Hey,

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I just peeked in on Lily,

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and guess who she was

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curled up with on her bed?

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If it's not the cat,

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I'm gonna be really upset about

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how you're

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teasing this out.

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I love that she has a pet

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that she's so close to

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like I was

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with my pet pig Lily.

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Still no guilt, I see,

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after tricking me into

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naming our daughter

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after bacon.

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I was very close

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to that pig.

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For heaven's sakes,

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I still have her ashes

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in the garage.

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True.

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I recently started

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exercising in the garage,

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and on the first day,

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I, uh ...

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I dropped

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a couple of pounds.

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I knew Mitchell was lying.

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I was just giving him

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the opportunity to come clean.

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I had discovered

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the urn was empty.

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Lily?

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You know,

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I was thinking tonight

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maybe we could bury the ashes

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in the back yard

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after we get back

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from your dad's.

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It's a perfect night

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to pay tribute.

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W-Why?

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The Pig Moon.

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I'm sorry?

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One more time.

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The Pig Moon.

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Every 18 years,

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the moon takes on a pink hue,

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and it aligns

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with Orion.

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Oh.

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It's a huge deal

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back home.

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There's a festival,

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they empty out all the jails

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as a sign of goodwill.

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So, we're having, like,

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a ceremony tonight?

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Yes, sweetie.

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But don't we have

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grandpa's?

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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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Well, you know what?

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we're always looking

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for a credible reason

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to leave early.

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So, what are

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we supposed to say?

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"No ... no dessert for us.

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We got to get home.

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We got to bury

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the 25-year-old ashes

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of a Brunswick King sow."

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Wow. Nice attitude.

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It's almost like

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you want Pig Moon John

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to fill your hunting boot

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with coal.

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This is so slow!

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If you're on

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the Pritchett's Closets website,

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we're aware of

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the slowdown.

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It's either a hack

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by the Chinese

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or that Chinese hack

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I hired to fix the website.

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No, I'm trying

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to get tickets

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for tonight's

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Gloria Estefan concert.

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That's a little

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on the nose.

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Mom,

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it happened again!

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Jay, sit down here

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and pay attention.

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Ugh!

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You have to move fast

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when it's your turn,

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or they'll move

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to the next person.

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Joe, this is exactly why

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we're not giving you a knife

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until you turn

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6 years old.

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I miss the days

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when people stood

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in actual lines.

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If you weren't willing

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to stand in the rain,

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you didn't get to see

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Gary Puckett & the Union Gap.

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Ow! Damn it!

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What?

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It was one second!

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Okay,

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give it back to me.

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No need. I got 'em.

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Oh, really? And you paid?

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Yeah,

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you got your browser

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filling out

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your credit card info.

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It's not super secure,

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but whoever steals them

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will probably spend

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less than you.

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Oh,

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what a B-U-tiful morning.

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I joke because

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I've been accepted to B.U.

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Ay, Manny,

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I'm so proud of you!

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I'm six for six.

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So many suitors ...

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not sure which to choose from.

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I feel like Lady Mary

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in the last season

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of "Downton Abbey."

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I'd avoid

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the big football schools.

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And tonight

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we're going to celebrate.

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We're going to a concert.

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I got the tickets online.

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Easier than buying them

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at the venue, I guess.

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What is the venue, uh,

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by the way?

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You can't buy them

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at the door.

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It's a private concert.

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It's just for the fan club.

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I remember our first

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Gloria Estefan concert.

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You were so little,

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sitting on my shoulders,

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holding the lighter.

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I'm gonna leave.

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Yes, before I know it.

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No, right now.

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I obviously need

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something to wear tonight.

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Oh, okay.

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I'll go with you.

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What a great idea.

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Go! Make a day of it.

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No,

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wait, wait, wait ...

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I can't go to the mall

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wearing my house heels.

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What a good excuse to buy

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a nice pair of new ones.

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That's why I love you.

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Always remember that.

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Thank you so much,

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Mrs. Pasternak.

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I'm sure you're wondering why

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I want these ashes.

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Not really,

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but I'm gonna need

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the urn back.

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Gonna turn it

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into a lamp.

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Hello, Mitchell.

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Oh, God!

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Is everything okay?

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You're looking

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a little ashen.

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I'm fine. I-I ... I accidentally

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spilled pig Lily's ashes,

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and I ...

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I thought that I would ...

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You would just replace them

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with Morris Pasternak's?

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How'd you know?

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His class ring

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is by your foot.

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Oh, yeah.

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That pig

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was my best friend.

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Didn't you eat

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her mother?

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You know,

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you have no respect

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for anything

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that's important to me.

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My whole upbringing

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is just a big joke to you.

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Dad, I was thinking about

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the Pig Moon funeral tonight

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and how important

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Lily was to you.

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Aww, that is so sweet.

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You definitely inherited

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her compassion.

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Remember that finger painting

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that I made of her,

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the one that you said

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that was museum quality?

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Can we bury it with her?

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I know exactly where it is.

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I know exactly where it was.

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Ohh.

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Ohh!

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It's an e-mail for Luke

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from my alma mater.

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Let's get him!

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Oh, no, no!

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No, what if it's

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more bad news?

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Maybe you should

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read it first.

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Claire,

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I am as anxious as you are

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to find out if he's gonna be

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a Bulldog like his old man,

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but we can't

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violate his trust.

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Sure, we could mark it as unread

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to cover our tracks,

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but we'd know ...

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He didn't get in.

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What? He's a legacy!

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Bulldog drool

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courses through his jowls!

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I know, and it's his

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seventh rejection.

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He's gonna be

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so disappointed.

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And embarrassed.

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We have that dinner

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at Jay's tonight.

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I bet Manny

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got in everywhere.

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Oh, God.

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Is this it?

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I mean, is Luke

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not going to college?

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It's not over.

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Delete.

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00:06:17,152 --> 00:06:18,736
What are you doing?

303
00:06:17,152 --> 00:06:18,736
I'm driving up there

304
00:06:18,736 --> 00:06:20,070
to tell them

305
00:06:18,736 --> 00:06:20,070
they made a mistake.

306
00:06:20,070 --> 00:06:21,531
They'd be lucky

307
00:06:20,070 --> 00:06:21,531
to have a kid like Luke.

308
00:06:21,531 --> 00:06:23,158
Well, I guess it ...

309
00:06:21,531 --> 00:06:23,158
it can't hurt.

310
00:06:23,158 --> 00:06:25,285
I mean, it's not like

311
00:06:23,158 --> 00:06:25,285
they can super reject him.

312
00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:27,662
Although, Michigan did use

313
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that exact term.

314
00:06:32,124 --> 00:06:34,877
You're on Caliente 96.3

315
00:06:32,124 --> 00:06:34,877
with Diego and The Donkey.

316
00:06:32,124 --> 00:06:34,877
Hello! Yes!

317
00:06:34,877 --> 00:06:37,213
I'm calling about

318
00:06:34,877 --> 00:06:37,213
the Gloria Estefan tickets.

319
00:06:37,213 --> 00:06:38,214
And they're all yours

320
00:06:38,214 --> 00:06:39,382
if you can

321
00:06:38,214 --> 00:06:39,382
complete this lyric ...

322
00:06:39,382 --> 00:06:41,801
"Turn the blank around."

323
00:06:39,382 --> 00:06:41,801
Mm...

324
00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:43,594
One of her biggest hits

325
00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:43,594
from the '90s.

326
00:06:43,594 --> 00:06:45,137
We've been playing it

327
00:06:43,594 --> 00:06:45,137
all morning.

328
00:06:45,137 --> 00:06:47,473
"Turn the car around."

329
00:06:45,137 --> 00:06:47,473
Nope. Two more guesses.

330
00:06:47,473 --> 00:06:48,683
"Turn the boat around."

331
00:06:48,683 --> 00:06:50,226
Try again.

332
00:06:50,226 --> 00:06:51,727
"Turn the economy around"!

333
00:06:53,062 --> 00:06:55,147
You're an ass.

334
00:06:55,147 --> 00:06:56,441
Damn it!

335
00:06:57,733 --> 00:07:00,653
Wow. I just got

336
00:06:57,733 --> 00:07:00,653
super accepted to Michigan.

337
00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:02,947
He's the second Delgado

338
00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:02,947
to go to college.

339
00:07:02,947 --> 00:07:04,365
My cousin went to

340
00:07:04,365 --> 00:07:06,409
the best medical school

341
00:07:04,365 --> 00:07:06,409
in Colombia.

342
00:07:06,409 --> 00:07:08,578
They would not just accept

343
00:07:06,409 --> 00:07:08,578
any cadaver.

344
00:07:08,578 --> 00:07:09,620
Okay, Mom, let's go.

345
00:07:09,620 --> 00:07:10,663
Oh, yeah, but wait.

346
00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:13,749
You remember when your head

347
00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:13,749
was this tiny?

348
00:07:13,749 --> 00:07:16,085
Okay. Mom, Mom,

349
00:07:13,749 --> 00:07:16,085
I think I'm set for hats.

350
00:07:16,085 --> 00:07:18,629
I know when a female's

351
00:07:16,085 --> 00:07:18,629
about to burst into tears.

352
00:07:18,629 --> 00:07:20,215
I've seen it enough times.

353
00:07:20,215 --> 00:07:21,716
I had to keep my mom away

354
00:07:21,716 --> 00:07:24,009
from anything that reminded her

355
00:07:21,716 --> 00:07:24,009
I was moving away

356
00:07:24,009 --> 00:07:26,429
and keep myself away

357
00:07:24,009 --> 00:07:26,429
from Williams Sonoma.

358
00:07:26,429 --> 00:07:27,763
I could lose an afternoon.

359
00:07:29,432 --> 00:07:31,058
A pet store.

360
00:07:29,432 --> 00:07:31,058
These are fun.

361
00:07:31,058 --> 00:07:32,643
I think

362
00:07:31,058 --> 00:07:32,643
he misses his mommy.

363
00:07:32,643 --> 00:07:35,521
He'll forget about her

364
00:07:32,643 --> 00:07:35,521
by the time we get to the car.

365
00:07:35,521 --> 00:07:37,273
On second thought,

366
00:07:35,521 --> 00:07:37,273
let's catch a movie.

367
00:07:37,273 --> 00:07:39,442
They always help keep your mind

368
00:07:37,273 --> 00:07:39,442
off of things.

369
00:07:39,442 --> 00:07:41,277
Oh.

370
00:07:42,612 --> 00:07:44,029
Wait, Officer ... No!

371
00:07:44,029 --> 00:07:46,199
My car is only here because

372
00:07:44,029 --> 00:07:46,199
I was being responsible!

373
00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:47,533
I was babysitting

374
00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:47,533
my uncle Joe

375
00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:49,327
and got too drunk

376
00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:49,327
to drive home!

377
00:07:51,162 --> 00:07:53,206
What is this thing?

378
00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:54,374
The Barnacle.

379
00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:55,458
They stick it on your car

380
00:07:55,458 --> 00:07:57,377
when you have

381
00:07:55,458 --> 00:07:57,377
unpaid parking tickets.

382
00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:58,669
I couldn't let my parents

383
00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:58,669
see it,

384
00:07:58,669 --> 00:07:59,920
because I knew

385
00:07:58,669 --> 00:07:59,920
they'd just overreact

386
00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:02,340
and lecture me about

387
00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:02,340
being irresponsible,

388
00:08:02,340 --> 00:08:03,424
and I couldn't pay to remove it

389
00:08:03,424 --> 00:08:04,925
because I just maxed out

390
00:08:03,424 --> 00:08:04,925
my credit card

391
00:08:04,925 --> 00:08:08,053
on these insanely expensive

392
00:08:04,925 --> 00:08:08,053
pair of sunglasses.

393
00:08:08,053 --> 00:08:09,472
I don't love 'em.

394
00:08:09,472 --> 00:08:11,140
Okay.

395
00:08:12,475 --> 00:08:15,853
I just had to re-create

396
00:08:12,475 --> 00:08:15,853
Lily's painting of Pig Lily,

397
00:08:15,853 --> 00:08:17,438
and she'd be none the wiser.

398
00:08:17,438 --> 00:08:21,025
Oh, it's like painting

399
00:08:17,438 --> 00:08:21,025
with sausages.

400
00:08:21,025 --> 00:08:24,529
Sorry, Cam,

401
00:08:21,025 --> 00:08:24,529
no pig painting by Lily here.

402
00:08:24,529 --> 00:08:26,156
I do have

403
00:08:24,529 --> 00:08:26,156
some random scribbles

404
00:08:26,156 --> 00:08:28,158
that Luke made

405
00:08:26,156 --> 00:08:28,158
when he was...

406
00:08:28,158 --> 00:08:29,992
Huh, that's a little later

407
00:08:28,158 --> 00:08:29,992
than I'd hoped.

408
00:08:29,992 --> 00:08:31,076
Fine.

409
00:08:31,076 --> 00:08:32,495
Not a word of this

410
00:08:31,076 --> 00:08:32,495
to Mitchell.

411
00:08:32,495 --> 00:08:33,704
I'm sure

412
00:08:32,495 --> 00:08:33,704
you're curious why.

413
00:08:33,704 --> 00:08:34,914
Wrong again.

414
00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:39,627
Hi.

415
00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:39,627
You're the first one here.

416
00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:39,627
Don't worry.

417
00:08:39,627 --> 00:08:40,920
We don't have

418
00:08:39,627 --> 00:08:40,920
to make conversation.

419
00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,213
Ooh! A scrapbook!

420
00:08:42,213 --> 00:08:44,048
Aww, look at this.

421
00:08:44,048 --> 00:08:45,675
All of our

422
00:08:44,048 --> 00:08:45,675
old school projects ...

423
00:08:45,675 --> 00:08:48,052
paintings by

424
00:08:45,675 --> 00:08:48,052
me and Claire.

425
00:08:48,052 --> 00:08:50,388
Aww! You're just a big softie,

426
00:08:48,052 --> 00:08:50,388
aren't 'cha?

427
00:08:50,388 --> 00:08:53,015
My lawyer's secretary

428
00:08:50,388 --> 00:08:53,015
put that together for my image

429
00:08:53,015 --> 00:08:54,350
at the divorce trial.

430
00:08:54,350 --> 00:08:56,519
There's the old bear.

431
00:08:54,350 --> 00:08:56,519
Grr!

432
00:08:56,519 --> 00:08:58,271
Oh, this is from my

433
00:08:56,519 --> 00:08:58,271
8th birthday.

434
00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:00,856
I made Mom throw me a party

435
00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:00,856
with a whole farm theme.

436
00:09:00,856 --> 00:09:02,317
You know what?

437
00:09:00,856 --> 00:09:02,317
I need this.

438
00:09:02,317 --> 00:09:04,485
Cam thinks I look down

439
00:09:02,317 --> 00:09:04,485
on his farm life.

440
00:09:04,485 --> 00:09:06,737
This'll prove to him

441
00:09:04,485 --> 00:09:06,737
that ...

442
00:09:04,485 --> 00:09:06,737
Bup, bup, bup, bup.

443
00:09:04,485 --> 00:09:06,737
This comes at a price.

444
00:09:06,737 --> 00:09:08,614
You can get me

445
00:09:06,737 --> 00:09:08,614
Gloria Estefan tickets, right?

446
00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:09,907
Dad,

447
00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:09,907
that is offensive.

448
00:09:09,907 --> 00:09:10,950
Not every gay person

449
00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:12,827
is connected

450
00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:12,827
to Gloria Estefan.

451
00:09:12,827 --> 00:09:13,828
But you are, right?

452
00:09:13,828 --> 00:09:15,621
It's complicated.

453
00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:17,122
Cam briefly dated a member

454
00:09:17,122 --> 00:09:19,709
of Gloria Estefan's band,

455
00:09:17,122 --> 00:09:19,709
The Miami Sound Machine.

456
00:09:19,709 --> 00:09:21,502
He doesn't talk about it much.

457
00:09:21,502 --> 00:09:24,714
Just whenever someone

458
00:09:21,502 --> 00:09:24,714
mentions her or Miami.

459
00:09:24,714 --> 00:09:26,382
Or humidity.

460
00:09:26,382 --> 00:09:27,758
Well...

461
00:09:27,758 --> 00:09:29,635
when I get the tickets,

462
00:09:27,758 --> 00:09:29,635
you get the picture.

463
00:09:29,635 --> 00:09:31,179
Mean!

464
00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:33,097
Hey, hey!

465
00:09:33,097 --> 00:09:34,139
Um, how would you

466
00:09:33,097 --> 00:09:34,139
feel about

467
00:09:34,139 --> 00:09:35,391
asking Cam

468
00:09:34,139 --> 00:09:35,391
to use his connections

469
00:09:35,391 --> 00:09:37,393
to get two Gloria Estefan

470
00:09:35,391 --> 00:09:37,393
tickets for tonight

471
00:09:37,393 --> 00:09:38,853
and then secretly

472
00:09:37,393 --> 00:09:38,853
giving them to me?

473
00:09:38,853 --> 00:09:39,770
I'll do it,

474
00:09:39,770 --> 00:09:42,315
but I need you to help me

475
00:09:39,770 --> 00:09:42,315
with my car first.

476
00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,566
I'd ask my parents,

477
00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,566
but ...

478
00:09:43,566 --> 00:09:45,318
They wouldn't understand.

479
00:09:43,566 --> 00:09:45,318
It's not your fault.

480
00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,195
Yeah. Okay. Let's go.

481
00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,195
Mm-hmm.

482
00:09:47,195 --> 00:09:49,697
Are we sure this is

483
00:09:47,195 --> 00:09:49,697
the best way to do this?

484
00:09:49,697 --> 00:09:51,324
All we have to do is

485
00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:52,617
make sure that

486
00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:52,617
my parents don't see it

487
00:09:52,617 --> 00:09:53,618
by moving it

488
00:09:52,617 --> 00:09:53,618
down the street.

489
00:09:53,618 --> 00:09:55,161
Okay? Hold on.

490
00:09:53,618 --> 00:09:55,161
I'm your eyes.

491
00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:56,162
Hug the curb.

492
00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:57,788
Haley, just ...

493
00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:57,788
All right. Straighten out.

494
00:09:57,788 --> 00:09:59,039
T-Turn on your hazards.

495
00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,917
That's

496
00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,917
the windshield wiper!

497
00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,917
You're on my leg! Move!

498
00:10:01,917 --> 00:10:04,003
Aah!

499
00:10:01,917 --> 00:10:04,003
Oh, God! There's a tree!

500
00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:05,880
All right.

501
00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,882
Let's just breathe,

502
00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,882
let's take a moment...

503
00:10:07,882 --> 00:10:09,049
Can you just get off my leg,

504
00:10:07,882 --> 00:10:09,049
please?

505
00:10:09,049 --> 00:10:10,468
I'm not ... I'm s...

506
00:10:09,049 --> 00:10:10,468
I'm not ...

507
00:10:10,468 --> 00:10:12,094
Are we going backwards?

508
00:10:10,468 --> 00:10:12,094
You put us in reverse.

509
00:10:12,094 --> 00:10:13,388
Okay, hit the brake.

510
00:10:13,388 --> 00:10:14,889
That is the gas!

511
00:10:14,889 --> 00:10:16,682
How do you have

512
00:10:14,889 --> 00:10:16,682
a license?

513
00:10:16,682 --> 00:10:18,518
I can't move!

514
00:10:16,682 --> 00:10:18,518
You're on my leg!

515
00:10:19,977 --> 00:10:24,064
Okay. Good first try.

516
00:10:24,064 --> 00:10:25,941
Can't believe

517
00:10:24,064 --> 00:10:25,941
you didn't treat yourself

518
00:10:25,941 --> 00:10:27,152
to a Bulldog Blast.

519
00:10:27,152 --> 00:10:29,195
Isn't that basically

520
00:10:27,152 --> 00:10:29,195
just sugar, ice,

521
00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:31,239
and the stuff they use

522
00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:31,239
to cover the Blue Man Group?

523
00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:32,323
Hi.

524
00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:32,323
Hi.

525
00:10:32,323 --> 00:10:33,658
We're here to see

526
00:10:32,323 --> 00:10:33,658
the Dean of Admissions.

527
00:10:33,658 --> 00:10:35,160
We called.

528
00:10:33,658 --> 00:10:35,160
We're the Dunphys.

529
00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:36,952
Ah. I'll tell Dean Hinden

530
00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:36,952
you're here.

531
00:10:36,952 --> 00:10:38,496
Um, eh ... Hinden?

532
00:10:38,496 --> 00:10:40,248
Yes. Dean Rudolf Hinden.

533
00:10:41,832 --> 00:10:43,376
I have a bad feeling.

534
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,878
Well, honey, you did just have

535
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,878
two of those antifreezes.

536
00:10:45,878 --> 00:10:46,962
No.

537
00:10:46,962 --> 00:10:49,174
Rudy Hinden ...

538
00:10:46,962 --> 00:10:49,174
We were classmates.

539
00:10:49,174 --> 00:10:51,592
Super annoying ...

540
00:10:49,174 --> 00:10:51,592
Always "On."

541
00:10:51,592 --> 00:10:53,969
We cheered together,

542
00:10:51,592 --> 00:10:53,969
we ... we tumbled together,

543
00:10:53,969 --> 00:10:55,263
we rolled around together,

544
00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:56,681
but we were never close.

545
00:10:56,681 --> 00:10:58,974
When I say "Bull,"

546
00:10:56,681 --> 00:10:58,974
you say "Dog"!

547
00:10:58,974 --> 00:11:00,685
Bull!

548
00:10:58,974 --> 00:11:00,685
Dog!

549
00:11:00,685 --> 00:11:01,686
Bull!

550
00:11:00,685 --> 00:11:01,686
Dog!

551
00:11:01,686 --> 00:11:02,853
Hey, Rudy!

552
00:11:02,853 --> 00:11:04,314
This is my wife Claire.

553
00:11:04,314 --> 00:11:05,981
Hi.

554
00:11:04,314 --> 00:11:05,981
Pleasure.

555
00:11:05,981 --> 00:11:07,150
Nice to meet you.

556
00:11:05,981 --> 00:11:07,150
Wow.

557
00:11:07,150 --> 00:11:09,152
Well, please come on in.

558
00:11:09,152 --> 00:11:11,612
Oh! Great trampoline.

559
00:11:09,152 --> 00:11:11,612
Thanks.

560
00:11:11,612 --> 00:11:14,073
I like to bounce

561
00:11:11,612 --> 00:11:14,073
at least 20 minutes a day.

562
00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:15,491
It's where I get

563
00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:15,491
my best ideas.

564
00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:15,491
Okay.

565
00:11:15,491 --> 00:11:16,742
How quirky.

566
00:11:17,618 --> 00:11:18,786
Oh, hey, Phil,

567
00:11:18,786 --> 00:11:20,621
where were Nationals

568
00:11:18,786 --> 00:11:20,621
senior year?

569
00:11:20,621 --> 00:11:21,997
Cleveland, Oh... Hi-o!

570
00:11:21,997 --> 00:11:23,541
Can you imagine putting

571
00:11:21,997 --> 00:11:23,541
up with this

572
00:11:23,541 --> 00:11:25,835
for years on end?

573
00:11:23,541 --> 00:11:25,835
It's hard.

574
00:11:25,835 --> 00:11:27,378
Tell you what,

575
00:11:25,835 --> 00:11:27,378
I'll give it some bounce time

576
00:11:27,378 --> 00:11:29,297
and hit you back

577
00:11:27,378 --> 00:11:29,297
with an answer.

578
00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:30,631
Listen, you seem busy.

579
00:11:30,631 --> 00:11:31,716
I'll get straight to it.

580
00:11:31,716 --> 00:11:34,177
Our son Luke applied

581
00:11:31,716 --> 00:11:34,177
and didn't get in,

582
00:11:34,177 --> 00:11:36,304
and I think it's worth

583
00:11:34,177 --> 00:11:36,304
reconsidering.

584
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,556
He's a great kid.

585
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,556
He's just a late bloomer.

586
00:11:38,556 --> 00:11:41,309
Okay. I think we can make

587
00:11:38,556 --> 00:11:41,309
something happen for your boy.

588
00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:42,935
Really?

589
00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:44,812
Yeah, we've let in way worse

590
00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:44,812
applicants than him.

591
00:11:44,812 --> 00:11:46,231
Rudy!

592
00:11:44,812 --> 00:11:46,231
Wha...

593
00:11:46,231 --> 00:11:49,192
Thank you!

594
00:11:46,231 --> 00:11:49,192
You're the B-E-S-T best!

595
00:11:46,231 --> 00:11:49,192
Yeah.

596
00:11:49,192 --> 00:11:50,860
No problemo.

597
00:11:50,860 --> 00:11:53,238
I'll just, uh...

598
00:11:53,238 --> 00:11:55,030
Hey.

599
00:11:55,030 --> 00:11:56,241
While you're here,

600
00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:57,825
I've always wanted

601
00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:57,825
to ask you something.

602
00:11:57,825 --> 00:11:59,910
You remember that magic trick

603
00:11:57,825 --> 00:11:59,910
you used to do

604
00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:02,247
where you got out of

605
00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:02,247
a straitjacket blindfolded?

606
00:12:02,247 --> 00:12:03,164
Barnum's Humbug.

607
00:12:03,164 --> 00:12:05,375
Yeah. That one.

608
00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:06,459
How'd you do it?

609
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,378
Magic.

610
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,378
I-I feel like ...

611
00:12:08,378 --> 00:12:09,462
No, no, no, really ...

612
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,297
I've been trying to

613
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,297
figure it out for years.

614
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:12,298
Um, I'm sorry.

615
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,424
It's ...

616
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,424
It's not customary

617
00:12:13,424 --> 00:12:15,968
for a magician

618
00:12:13,424 --> 00:12:15,968
to reveal his secrets.

619
00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:18,554
It's also not "customary"

620
00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:18,554
for a dean of admissions

621
00:12:18,554 --> 00:12:20,765
to alter an applicant's status,

622
00:12:18,554 --> 00:12:20,765
so...

623
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:24,352
I'll go get the straitjacket

624
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:24,352
from the nurse.

625
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:27,146
You're gonna do it,

626
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:27,146
right?

627
00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:28,648
I don't know.

628
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,358
Let me bounce on it.

629
00:12:32,735 --> 00:12:33,861
Phil.

630
00:12:34,945 --> 00:12:35,946
Sweetheart?

631
00:12:39,409 --> 00:12:42,287
Phil. Honey, Phil,

632
00:12:39,409 --> 00:12:42,287
you can't possibly

633
00:12:42,287 --> 00:12:43,579
be struggling

634
00:12:42,287 --> 00:12:43,579
with this decision.

635
00:12:43,579 --> 00:12:44,789
Do you know what happens

636
00:12:43,579 --> 00:12:44,789
to magicians

637
00:12:44,789 --> 00:12:46,416
who reveal their secrets,

638
00:12:44,789 --> 00:12:46,416
Claire?

639
00:12:46,416 --> 00:12:47,250
They're shunned.

640
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:48,709
Doesn't that happen

641
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:48,709
already?

642
00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:50,085
Listen,

643
00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:50,085
I possess knowledge

644
00:12:50,085 --> 00:12:51,921
passed down from

645
00:12:50,085 --> 00:12:51,921
the ancient Egyptian conjurers

646
00:12:51,921 --> 00:12:53,756
to the prestidigitators

647
00:12:51,921 --> 00:12:53,756
of the Dark Ages

648
00:12:53,756 --> 00:12:55,466
to the amateur illusionists

649
00:12:53,756 --> 00:12:55,466
of today.

650
00:12:55,466 --> 00:12:56,717
I am worried

651
00:12:55,466 --> 00:12:56,717
about another trick.

652
00:12:56,717 --> 00:12:58,719
I am trying

653
00:12:56,717 --> 00:12:58,719
to make our son disappear

654
00:12:58,719 --> 00:13:01,347
to a barely accredited

655
00:12:58,719 --> 00:13:01,347
four-year college.

656
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:03,474
There he is.

657
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:03,474
Okay, here we are.

658
00:13:03,474 --> 00:13:06,101
Why don't you go ahead

659
00:13:03,474 --> 00:13:06,101
and put these on.

660
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,272
No, no, no.

661
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,272
In here.

662
00:13:09,272 --> 00:13:10,523
I want to make sure

663
00:13:09,272 --> 00:13:10,523
I get this.

664
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,358
I want to see everything.

665
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,235
Hm.

666
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,235
Okay.

667
00:13:14,235 --> 00:13:15,486
Okay, I got it.

668
00:13:18,113 --> 00:13:20,783
I didn't quite grasp

669
00:13:18,113 --> 00:13:20,783
what I was asking Phil to do,

670
00:13:20,783 --> 00:13:22,743
but, um...

671
00:13:22,743 --> 00:13:24,204
it got weird.

672
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,038
Okay.

673
00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:27,415
All right.

674
00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:27,415
Whenever you're ready.

675
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:29,375
Wait, th-this isn't

676
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:29,375
going on the Internet, is it?

677
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:30,418
No, it's just for me.

678
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:32,462
The challenge

679
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:32,462
with this escape

680
00:13:32,462 --> 00:13:35,631
is, uh, releasing the shackles

681
00:13:32,462 --> 00:13:35,631
in the correct order

682
00:13:35,631 --> 00:13:37,925
baring yourself gradually.

683
00:13:37,925 --> 00:13:39,969
Okay, more upbeat.

684
00:13:37,925 --> 00:13:39,969
Do the patter.

685
00:13:37,925 --> 00:13:39,969
What?

686
00:13:39,969 --> 00:13:41,846
I want to hear

687
00:13:39,969 --> 00:13:41,846
the old patter.

688
00:13:41,846 --> 00:13:43,806
Blindfold him.

689
00:13:44,807 --> 00:13:47,185
Take it.

690
00:13:44,807 --> 00:13:47,185
Yes... sir.

691
00:13:47,185 --> 00:13:49,812
Um...

692
00:13:49,812 --> 00:13:50,896
Phil.

693
00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:53,399
Honey,

694
00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:53,399
you don't have to do this.

695
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:54,442
Luke can join the army.

696
00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:55,693
It's okay.

697
00:13:55,693 --> 00:13:57,737
I may be locked up,

698
00:13:55,693 --> 00:13:57,737
but my mind is free.

699
00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:58,904
Okay.

700
00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:00,698
Imagine yourself

701
00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:00,698
in a museum

702
00:14:00,698 --> 00:14:02,450
filled with

703
00:14:00,698 --> 00:14:02,450
the world's oddities.

704
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,034
No, no, no, no.

705
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,034
Slow down.

706
00:14:04,034 --> 00:14:05,370
Enjoy it.

707
00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:06,204
And turn around

708
00:14:06,204 --> 00:14:08,080
so I can get

709
00:14:06,204 --> 00:14:08,080
a good look at the back.

710
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,125
Let me see the back.

711
00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:13,919
Behold the freak

712
00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:17,798
for all to see.

713
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,135
Go get my tickets.

714
00:14:22,136 --> 00:14:24,264
Is my hair a mess?

715
00:14:22,136 --> 00:14:24,264
It's so humid out.

716
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,265
You want to talk about

717
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,265
humidity?

718
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:26,807
I once spent

719
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:26,807
a steamy weekend

720
00:14:26,807 --> 00:14:29,101
with a certain member of

721
00:14:26,807 --> 00:14:29,101
the Miami Sound Machine.

722
00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:30,270
That's crazy!

723
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,480
Do you know that

724
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,480
they're in town tonight?

725
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,480
What?

726
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,981
Can you get me

727
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,981
two tickets?

728
00:14:33,981 --> 00:14:36,567
Oh, my God.

729
00:14:33,981 --> 00:14:36,567
These hands ...

730
00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:38,986
they're so small and delicate

731
00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:38,986
like a child.

732
00:14:38,986 --> 00:14:40,196
I know.

733
00:14:40,196 --> 00:14:42,365
This watch came from

734
00:14:40,196 --> 00:14:42,365
an American Girl doll.

735
00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:44,700
Are you gonna hook me up

736
00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:44,700
or what?

737
00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:44,700
Yes, yes.

738
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:47,036
Just as soon as you

739
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:47,036
and your tiny little hands

740
00:14:47,036 --> 00:14:48,454
re-create

741
00:14:47,036 --> 00:14:48,454
a painting for me.

742
00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:50,831
This way.

743
00:14:50,831 --> 00:14:51,957
What do you think?

744
00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:53,459
I was going for

745
00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:53,459
dark and mysterious,

746
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:54,752
but I'm afraid

747
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:54,752
I circled right back

748
00:14:54,752 --> 00:14:56,128
to cute and approachable.

749
00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,383
Oh, she's so lucky.

750
00:15:00,383 --> 00:15:02,843
He's always gonna be

751
00:15:00,383 --> 00:15:02,843
her little boy.

752
00:15:02,843 --> 00:15:04,387
Mom, you're projecting

753
00:15:02,843 --> 00:15:04,387
on these mannequins.

754
00:15:04,387 --> 00:15:06,306
For all we know,

755
00:15:04,387 --> 00:15:06,306
he's a little person,

756
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,890
and that's his wife

757
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,890
who's evolved enough

758
00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:09,642
to see how big he is

759
00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:09,642
on the inside.

760
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:10,810
Manny,

761
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:10,810
I know what you've been

762
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,270
trying to do

763
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,270
the whole day.

764
00:15:12,270 --> 00:15:14,272
I am not about

765
00:15:12,270 --> 00:15:14,272
to have a breakdown

766
00:15:14,272 --> 00:15:15,565
because

767
00:15:14,272 --> 00:15:15,565
you're going to college.

768
00:15:15,565 --> 00:15:17,692
I was awake last night

769
00:15:15,565 --> 00:15:17,692
when you were brushing my hair.

770
00:15:17,692 --> 00:15:19,444
Okay, yes,

771
00:15:17,692 --> 00:15:19,444
it's going to be hard

772
00:15:19,444 --> 00:15:21,070
because you're gonna be

773
00:15:19,444 --> 00:15:21,070
far away,

774
00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:23,573
so I'm not gonna get to see you

775
00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:23,573
all the time.

776
00:15:23,573 --> 00:15:25,283
But we'll still

777
00:15:23,573 --> 00:15:25,283
talk on the phone.

778
00:15:25,283 --> 00:15:26,326
Yeah, at the beginning,

779
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:27,827
but then

780
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:27,827
you're gonna get busy,

781
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,370
and then

782
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,370
I am going to get busy.

783
00:15:29,370 --> 00:15:30,871
Too busy

784
00:15:29,370 --> 00:15:30,871
to take my calls?

785
00:15:30,871 --> 00:15:32,498
I have made peace

786
00:15:30,871 --> 00:15:32,498
with it.

787
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,250
Your childhood days

788
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,250
are over.

789
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,001
Guillermo, come back here!

790
00:15:37,127 --> 00:15:38,171
What are you doing?

791
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,505
Don't run away

792
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,505
from your mother.

793
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:42,217
Life is going to tear you apart

794
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:42,217
soon enough.

795
00:15:42,217 --> 00:15:44,302
I want to go

796
00:15:42,217 --> 00:15:44,302
on the merry-go-round.

797
00:15:44,302 --> 00:15:45,303
Oh, you're on it.

798
00:15:45,303 --> 00:15:47,638
You've got 10 years left

799
00:15:45,303 --> 00:15:47,638
with that woman.

800
00:15:47,638 --> 00:15:49,974
Cherish them.

801
00:15:47,638 --> 00:15:49,974
Cherish her.

802
00:15:51,892 --> 00:15:53,478
Thanks?

803
00:15:53,478 --> 00:15:55,938
I think maybe I'm freaking out

804
00:15:53,478 --> 00:15:55,938
about going to school.

805
00:15:55,938 --> 00:15:57,232
I see that.

806
00:15:57,232 --> 00:15:59,024
But we're gonna be okay.

807
00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:01,694
Being apart is just gonna make

808
00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:01,694
nights like tonight,

809
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,821
going to a concert,

810
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,821
even more special.

811
00:16:03,821 --> 00:16:05,698
No!

812
00:16:03,821 --> 00:16:05,698
Guillermo!

813
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:06,949
I don't want to!

814
00:16:06,949 --> 00:16:08,951
Okay, now it's just

815
00:16:06,949 --> 00:16:08,951
bad parenting.

816
00:16:08,951 --> 00:16:10,453
This is excellent work.

817
00:16:10,453 --> 00:16:12,580
Excellent work.

818
00:16:10,453 --> 00:16:12,580
Really?

819
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,499
I'm not used

820
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,499
to hearing that.

821
00:16:14,499 --> 00:16:15,875
I get why

822
00:16:14,499 --> 00:16:15,875
people try now.

823
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:16,917
Is that my painting?

824
00:16:16,917 --> 00:16:17,960
Why is it here?

825
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,004
Um, oh, well,

826
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,004
because it was on loan

827
00:16:20,004 --> 00:16:21,464
to your grandma and grandpa

828
00:16:21,464 --> 00:16:23,633
just like they do

829
00:16:21,464 --> 00:16:23,633
with real art.

830
00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:25,676
Better than most of the stuff

831
00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:25,676
in this house.

832
00:16:25,676 --> 00:16:27,720
Now get me those

833
00:16:25,676 --> 00:16:27,720
Gloria Esteban tickets.

834
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,054
It's Estefan.

835
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,931
That's what I said.

836
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,931
I'm a huge fan.

837
00:16:30,931 --> 00:16:32,225
Okay.

838
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,269
Carlos, Carlos.

839
00:16:34,269 --> 00:16:35,561
Hey ... hey, Carlos.

840
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,647
Um, this, uh,

841
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,647
Cameron Tucker.

842
00:16:37,647 --> 00:16:39,064
I don't know

843
00:16:37,647 --> 00:16:39,064
if you remember me or not.

844
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:40,483
Oh, you ... you do.

845
00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:41,734
Okay, hi.

846
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,445
Yeah, wondering if I could get

847
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,445
a couple tickets

848
00:16:44,445 --> 00:16:46,781
for the show tonight.

849
00:16:46,781 --> 00:16:49,450
Gloria Estefan.

850
00:16:49,450 --> 00:16:52,578
Because you're in

851
00:16:49,450 --> 00:16:52,578
the Miami Sound Machine, silly.

852
00:16:54,038 --> 00:16:55,373
What?

853
00:16:55,373 --> 00:16:58,000
It was loud in the bar

854
00:16:55,373 --> 00:16:58,000
the night I met Carlos,

855
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,961
and it turns out

856
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,961
he is not a member

857
00:17:00,961 --> 00:17:04,089
of the legendary band,

858
00:17:00,961 --> 00:17:04,089
the Miami Sound Machine.

859
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:07,009
He owns

860
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:07,009
a mobile dog grooming business

861
00:17:07,009 --> 00:17:10,638
called

862
00:17:07,009 --> 00:17:10,638
Miami's Hound Machine.

863
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:12,807
In retrospect,

864
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:12,807
I didn't need to be as alarmed

865
00:17:12,807 --> 00:17:15,810
with his collection

866
00:17:12,807 --> 00:17:15,810
of leashes and collars.

867
00:17:15,810 --> 00:17:17,353
Okay, everybody,

868
00:17:15,810 --> 00:17:17,353
gather round.

869
00:17:17,353 --> 00:17:19,814
Luke has one more college

870
00:17:17,353 --> 00:17:19,814
to hear from,

871
00:17:19,814 --> 00:17:21,232
and I got a good feeling

872
00:17:19,814 --> 00:17:21,232
about this one.

873
00:17:21,232 --> 00:17:22,483
Yeah.

874
00:17:22,483 --> 00:17:23,901
Mom, can we not do this

875
00:17:22,483 --> 00:17:23,901
here?

876
00:17:23,901 --> 00:17:25,528
Oh, come on,

877
00:17:23,901 --> 00:17:25,528
have a little faith.

878
00:17:25,528 --> 00:17:27,530
Okay, cannon's ready.

879
00:17:25,528 --> 00:17:27,530
And record.

880
00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:28,531
Record, got it.

881
00:17:28,531 --> 00:17:29,574
Any time, buddy.

882
00:17:29,574 --> 00:17:30,700
All right, everyone,

883
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:32,702
get ready to tell me

884
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:32,702
how I'm my own kind of smart

885
00:17:32,702 --> 00:17:35,246
and how everyone

886
00:17:32,702 --> 00:17:35,246
takes their own path and...

887
00:17:35,246 --> 00:17:36,581
Wow.

888
00:17:36,581 --> 00:17:39,417
You're a different kind of

889
00:17:36,581 --> 00:17:39,417
smart, and everyone...

890
00:17:36,581 --> 00:17:39,417
Different kind of smart,

891
00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:41,461
and everybody takes

892
00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:41,461
their own path.

893
00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:41,461
I got in?

894
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,128
What? He got in!

895
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:46,006
He got in!

896
00:17:46,924 --> 00:17:49,844
You got in!

897
00:17:46,924 --> 00:17:49,844
What is wrong

898
00:17:46,924 --> 00:17:49,844
with this thing?

899
00:17:49,844 --> 00:17:51,887
Wait, this doesn't make

900
00:17:49,844 --> 00:17:51,887
any sense.

901
00:17:51,887 --> 00:17:53,973
I got rejected

902
00:17:51,887 --> 00:17:53,973
by worse schools than this.

903
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,099
Why would they want me?

904
00:17:55,099 --> 00:17:56,392
Why wouldn't

905
00:17:55,099 --> 00:17:56,392
they want you?

906
00:17:56,392 --> 00:17:58,143
Honey, it's not

907
00:17:56,392 --> 00:17:58,143
all about grades.

908
00:17:58,143 --> 00:18:00,062
I mean, you were involved

909
00:17:58,143 --> 00:18:00,062
in ... in...

910
00:18:00,062 --> 00:18:01,731
Yay!

911
00:18:01,731 --> 00:18:03,233
Did you talk to them?

912
00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:04,066
I'm sorry, what?

913
00:18:05,276 --> 00:18:06,361
Show me your tongue.

914
00:18:06,361 --> 00:18:07,987
I don't know

915
00:18:06,361 --> 00:18:07,987
what that would prove.

916
00:18:09,071 --> 00:18:11,782
This kind of seems like

917
00:18:09,071 --> 00:18:11,782
an embarrassing family moment.

918
00:18:09,071 --> 00:18:11,782
I'm on it.

919
00:18:11,782 --> 00:18:12,867
Blue!

920
00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:13,951
You can't go to that campus

921
00:18:13,951 --> 00:18:15,411
without getting

922
00:18:13,951 --> 00:18:15,411
a Bulldog Blast.

923
00:18:15,411 --> 00:18:17,079
We went up there to tell them

924
00:18:15,411 --> 00:18:17,079
they made a mistake.

925
00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:18,373
They didn't

926
00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:18,373
make a mistake,

927
00:18:18,373 --> 00:18:19,957
and neither did

928
00:18:18,373 --> 00:18:19,957
the other schools.

929
00:18:19,957 --> 00:18:20,958
I'm not going.

930
00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:22,710
Honey,

931
00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:22,710
it's your last chance.

932
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,170
Then I'll wait

933
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,170
until next year.

934
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,881
If I go,

935
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,881
I want to deserve it.

936
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,881
I can respect that.

937
00:18:26,881 --> 00:18:29,217
Nobody asked for your opinion,

938
00:18:26,881 --> 00:18:29,217
thank you.

939
00:18:29,217 --> 00:18:30,050
You're going.

940
00:18:30,050 --> 00:18:31,594
You have no idea what

941
00:18:30,050 --> 00:18:31,594
your father went through

942
00:18:31,594 --> 00:18:32,595
to get you

943
00:18:31,594 --> 00:18:32,595
this opportunity.

944
00:18:32,595 --> 00:18:35,973
He debased himself

945
00:18:32,595 --> 00:18:35,973
in ways you can't imagine.

946
00:18:35,973 --> 00:18:37,433
You said

947
00:18:35,973 --> 00:18:37,433
it wasn't that bad.

948
00:18:37,433 --> 00:18:38,934
What are you watching?

949
00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:40,520
Our neighbor

950
00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:40,520
sent me a video.

951
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,979
It's of

952
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,979
Haley and Mitchell.

953
00:18:41,979 --> 00:18:43,439
Oh. No, that's ...

954
00:18:41,979 --> 00:18:43,439
okay, we don't need to...

955
00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:44,607
It's taking forever.

956
00:18:44,607 --> 00:18:47,109
I'm pushing

957
00:18:44,607 --> 00:18:47,109
as hard as I can.

958
00:18:44,607 --> 00:18:47,109
Whoa. Wait.

959
00:18:47,109 --> 00:18:49,069
You have one of those things

960
00:18:47,109 --> 00:18:49,069
on your windshield?

961
00:18:49,069 --> 00:18:51,364
How many parking tickets

962
00:18:49,069 --> 00:18:51,364
do you have?

963
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,783
I think we're focused on

964
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,783
the wrong thing here.

965
00:18:53,783 --> 00:18:55,243
Luke's not going to college.

966
00:18:55,243 --> 00:18:56,286
Why is your finger pink?

967
00:18:57,495 --> 00:18:58,663
This isn't mine.

968
00:18:58,663 --> 00:19:00,206
I knew the perspective

969
00:18:58,663 --> 00:19:00,206
was off.

970
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,166
It's Cam's fault.

971
00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:02,958
He made me copy it

972
00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:02,958
from a photo.

973
00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:03,918
You know what?

974
00:19:03,918 --> 00:19:05,127
I accidentally

975
00:19:03,918 --> 00:19:05,127
destroyed the original,

976
00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:06,086
and I couldn't live

977
00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:06,086
without it.

978
00:19:06,086 --> 00:19:08,339
Mitchell Pritchett,

979
00:19:06,086 --> 00:19:08,339
Parenting Magazine.

980
00:19:08,339 --> 00:19:10,925
How is forging

981
00:19:08,339 --> 00:19:10,925
a child's painting

982
00:19:08,339 --> 00:19:10,925
any less egregious

983
00:19:10,925 --> 00:19:12,635
than replacing

984
00:19:10,925 --> 00:19:12,635
a pig's ashes

985
00:19:12,635 --> 00:19:14,345
with Mrs. Pasternak's

986
00:19:12,635 --> 00:19:14,345
dead husband?

987
00:19:14,345 --> 00:19:15,471
It's not.

988
00:19:15,471 --> 00:19:17,557
I'm a hypocrite.

989
00:19:15,471 --> 00:19:17,557
My whole life is a lie.

990
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,642
Carlos isn't really

991
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,642
in the Miami Sound Machine.

992
00:19:19,642 --> 00:19:21,561
He's just a ...

993
00:19:19,642 --> 00:19:21,561
a basic dog groomer.

994
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,563
Save your money.

995
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,563
I couldn't get you your tickets.

996
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:24,647
You're spending money

997
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:24,647
on tickets

998
00:19:24,647 --> 00:19:26,441
when you should be

999
00:19:24,647 --> 00:19:26,441
spending money on ticket ...

1000
00:19:26,441 --> 00:19:27,650
you know what I mean.

1001
00:19:27,650 --> 00:19:29,319
The concert tickets

1002
00:19:27,650 --> 00:19:29,319
were for Mitchell.

1003
00:19:29,319 --> 00:19:31,446
So you didn't get

1004
00:19:29,319 --> 00:19:31,446
my tickets?

1005
00:19:29,319 --> 00:19:31,446
No.

1006
00:19:31,446 --> 00:19:33,448
So you didn't get

1007
00:19:31,446 --> 00:19:33,448
my tickets.

1008
00:19:31,446 --> 00:19:33,448
The website was insane.

1009
00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:35,658
You'd need the reflexes

1010
00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:35,658
of a mongoose.

1011
00:19:35,658 --> 00:19:37,034
You lied to me.

1012
00:19:37,034 --> 00:19:38,953
Well, look around!

1013
00:19:37,034 --> 00:19:38,953
Everybody's lying.

1014
00:19:38,953 --> 00:19:40,663
Forging paintings,

1015
00:19:38,953 --> 00:19:40,663
driving blind,

1016
00:19:40,663 --> 00:19:41,956
swapping ashes.

1017
00:19:41,956 --> 00:19:44,041
I didn't want to ruin

1018
00:19:41,956 --> 00:19:44,041
the Pig Moon.

1019
00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:46,126
There is no Pig Moon.

1020
00:19:46,126 --> 00:19:48,588
How backwards do you think

1021
00:19:46,126 --> 00:19:48,588
Grasshopper, Missouri, is?

1022
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:52,800
Guys, guys.

1023
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:52,800
I've got this.

1024
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:53,884
Guys.

1025
00:19:53,884 --> 00:19:55,470
I talked to Judge Tager.

1026
00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:57,388
He'll make

1027
00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:57,388
your parking tickets disappear

1028
00:19:57,388 --> 00:19:59,807
in return

1029
00:19:57,388 --> 00:19:59,807
for a couple of Cubans.

1030
00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:01,226
You took three.

1031
00:20:01,226 --> 00:20:03,686
The other one is for

1032
00:20:01,226 --> 00:20:03,686
the security guard at the club.

1033
00:20:03,686 --> 00:20:05,896
He moonlights where

1034
00:20:03,686 --> 00:20:05,896
Estefan's playing tonight.

1035
00:20:05,896 --> 00:20:07,440
He'll meet you

1036
00:20:05,896 --> 00:20:07,440
by the stage door.

1037
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,276
Thank you for fixing

1038
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,276
Jay's lies.

1039
00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:12,487
We all struggle

1040
00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:12,487
with the truth.

1041
00:20:12,487 --> 00:20:14,989
like last Thursday

1042
00:20:12,487 --> 00:20:14,989
when I stalled Jay at the club

1043
00:20:14,989 --> 00:20:16,616
so you could get Joe

1044
00:20:14,989 --> 00:20:16,616
out of the doggy door.

1045
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,869
She locked us out,

1046
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,869
and the stove was on.

1047
00:20:19,869 --> 00:20:22,455
And you two.

1048
00:20:19,869 --> 00:20:22,455
You know a guy at a club

1049
00:20:19,869 --> 00:20:22,455
that can help us?

1050
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,457
No. Just talk more.

1051
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,041
90% of your problems

1052
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,041
would be solved

1053
00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:27,627
if you just

1054
00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:27,627
discussed things.

1055
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,170
The Vanderkoff

1056
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,170
is a knock-off.

1057
00:20:29,170 --> 00:20:30,546
I burnt a hole

1058
00:20:29,170 --> 00:20:30,546
in the knock-off,

1059
00:20:30,546 --> 00:20:31,881
and I had replaced it

1060
00:20:30,546 --> 00:20:31,881
with a real one.

1061
00:20:31,881 --> 00:20:33,674
Okay,

1062
00:20:31,881 --> 00:20:33,674
everything's settled here.

1063
00:20:33,674 --> 00:20:35,760
I think the steaks are ready.

1064
00:20:33,674 --> 00:20:35,760
Let's go eat.

1065
00:20:37,052 --> 00:20:38,304
Well, I guess our son

1066
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:40,306
isn't going to college

1067
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:40,306
this year.

1068
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:42,683
I know, and I know

1069
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:42,683
we're supposed to be

1070
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:42,683
worried about him.

1071
00:20:42,683 --> 00:20:45,228
But do you see

1072
00:20:42,683 --> 00:20:45,228
what he just did,

1073
00:20:45,228 --> 00:20:47,438
how he solved everybody's

1074
00:20:45,228 --> 00:20:47,438
problems like that?

1075
00:20:47,438 --> 00:20:50,107
I mean, it's pretty

1076
00:20:47,438 --> 00:20:50,107
incredible, right?

1077
00:20:50,107 --> 00:20:51,651
That's a Dunphy man,

1078
00:20:50,107 --> 00:20:51,651
Claire ...

1079
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:52,902
resourceful, cool,

1080
00:20:52,902 --> 00:20:54,654
and just the right amount

1081
00:20:52,902 --> 00:20:54,654
of savoir faire.

1082
00:20:56,697 --> 00:20:58,741
I'll, uh ... I'll see you

1083
00:20:56,697 --> 00:20:58,741
in the kitchen.

1084
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:05,248
So, this is a real

1085
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:05,248
Vanderkoff.

1086
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:05,248
Yeah, yeah.

1087
00:21:05,248 --> 00:21:07,041
it feels good to finally

1088
00:21:05,248 --> 00:21:07,041
be free of that secret.

1089
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:09,669
Yeah, it's just great to have

1090
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:09,669
everything out in the open.

1091
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,671
Yeah.

1092
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,423
That expensive painting

1093
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,423
you bought me over there,

1094
00:21:13,423 --> 00:21:15,216
I moved it to cover up

1095
00:21:13,423 --> 00:21:15,216
a hole I made in the wall.

1096
00:21:15,216 --> 00:21:17,385
I only paid 25 cents

1097
00:21:15,216 --> 00:21:17,385
for that painting

1098
00:21:15,216 --> 00:21:17,385
at a garage sale,

1099
00:21:17,385 --> 00:21:18,969
and I used

1100
00:21:17,385 --> 00:21:18,969
the rest of the money on shoes.

1101
00:21:18,969 --> 00:21:21,055
I get electrolysis.

1102
00:21:18,969 --> 00:21:21,055
My beard grows up to here.

1103
00:21:21,055 --> 00:21:22,182
I don't really know

1104
00:21:21,055 --> 00:21:22,182
how to line dance,

1105
00:21:22,182 --> 00:21:23,724
and that's why

1106
00:21:22,182 --> 00:21:23,724
those cowboys laughed at you

1107
00:21:23,724 --> 00:21:24,934
when you did

1108
00:21:23,724 --> 00:21:24,934
what I taught you.

1109
00:21:26,394 --> 00:21:27,687
That's not Larry.

1110
00:21:26,394 --> 00:21:27,687
That's not Larry.

1111
00:21:29,939 --> 00:21:32,858
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