1 00:00:01,832 --> 00:00:05,168 Hey ... I just caught 2 00:00:01,832 --> 00:00:05,168 a glimpse of our pilot, 3 00:00:05,168 --> 00:00:07,003 and he looks 4 00:00:05,168 --> 00:00:07,003 exactly like Sully. 5 00:00:07,003 --> 00:00:08,754 I-I think 6 00:00:07,003 --> 00:00:08,754 it is Sully. 7 00:00:08,754 --> 00:00:10,465 I think 8 00:00:08,754 --> 00:00:10,465 that's a woman. 9 00:00:10,465 --> 00:00:11,716 No, it's a ... 10 00:00:10,465 --> 00:00:11,716 Yeah. 11 00:00:11,716 --> 00:00:13,301 Oh, I know 12 00:00:11,716 --> 00:00:13,301 what you're doing. 13 00:00:13,301 --> 00:00:15,595 You're testing 14 00:00:13,301 --> 00:00:15,595 the limits of my feminism. 15 00:00:15,595 --> 00:00:17,889 I will have 16 00:00:15,595 --> 00:00:17,889 you know that I am 17 00:00:17,889 --> 00:00:19,682 perfectly fine putting 18 00:00:17,889 --> 00:00:19,682 my life in the hands 19 00:00:19,682 --> 00:00:20,641 of a female pilot. 20 00:00:20,641 --> 00:00:21,852 Hi, folks. 21 00:00:21,852 --> 00:00:22,978 This is your captain. 22 00:00:22,978 --> 00:00:24,395 Oh, thank God. 23 00:00:22,978 --> 00:00:24,395 Mm-hmm. 24 00:00:24,395 --> 00:00:26,147 Our flight time 25 00:00:24,395 --> 00:00:26,147 to Turks and Caicos 26 00:00:26,147 --> 00:00:28,066 is six hours, 24 minutes. 27 00:00:28,066 --> 00:00:29,734 Flight attendants, 28 00:00:28,066 --> 00:00:29,734 prepare for takeoff. 29 00:00:29,734 --> 00:00:31,277 All right. 30 00:00:31,277 --> 00:00:32,403 Time to take 31 00:00:32,403 --> 00:00:34,280 that special flying medicine 32 00:00:32,403 --> 00:00:34,280 Ronaldo gave us. 33 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:35,656 Yes, what does 34 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:35,656 "cuidado" mean? 35 00:00:35,656 --> 00:00:37,325 I think it means 36 00:00:35,656 --> 00:00:37,325 "sleep tight"? 37 00:00:37,325 --> 00:00:38,952 I don't know. 38 00:00:37,325 --> 00:00:38,952 Oh, well, cheers! 39 00:00:38,952 --> 00:00:40,453 Cuidado. 40 00:00:40,453 --> 00:00:43,539 Mm. 41 00:00:40,453 --> 00:00:43,539 Okay. 42 00:00:47,710 --> 00:00:50,380 What happened? 43 00:00:50,380 --> 00:00:51,547 Did we land? 44 00:00:51,547 --> 00:00:53,341 Oh, man, 45 00:00:51,547 --> 00:00:53,341 that stuff is good. 46 00:00:53,341 --> 00:00:55,676 Bad news, folks, we have 47 00:00:53,341 --> 00:00:55,676 some mechanical issues. 48 00:00:55,676 --> 00:00:57,387 We need to head back 49 00:00:55,676 --> 00:00:57,387 to the gate. 50 00:00:57,387 --> 00:00:58,638 Okay, any time you head back 51 00:00:57,387 --> 00:00:58,638 to the gate, 52 00:00:58,638 --> 00:01:00,015 that means your flight's 53 00:00:58,638 --> 00:01:00,015 not taking off. 54 00:01:00,015 --> 00:01:01,057 All right, 55 00:01:00,015 --> 00:01:01,057 gather your things. 56 00:01:01,057 --> 00:01:02,183 We're gonna need 57 00:01:01,057 --> 00:01:02,183 to scramble 58 00:01:02,183 --> 00:01:04,310 to find another one. 59 00:01:20,076 --> 00:01:22,620 Okay, Mr. Pritchett, 60 00:01:20,076 --> 00:01:22,620 there is a connecting flight 61 00:01:22,620 --> 00:01:24,205 through Dallas that leaves 62 00:01:22,620 --> 00:01:24,205 in five minutes. 63 00:01:24,205 --> 00:01:25,415 You can catch it 64 00:01:24,205 --> 00:01:25,415 if you hurry. 65 00:01:25,415 --> 00:01:26,374 I don't want 66 00:01:25,415 --> 00:01:26,374 to go to Dallas. 67 00:01:26,374 --> 00:01:29,377 We're going 68 00:01:26,374 --> 00:01:29,377 to Turks and Caicos. 69 00:01:29,377 --> 00:01:33,131 Dallas is just where 70 00:01:29,377 --> 00:01:33,131 you make your connection. 71 00:01:33,131 --> 00:01:34,132 I'm sorry, I'm having 72 00:01:33,131 --> 00:01:34,132 a really hard time 73 00:01:34,132 --> 00:01:35,633 processing information 74 00:01:34,132 --> 00:01:35,633 right now. 75 00:01:35,633 --> 00:01:37,969 We took sleeping pills. 76 00:01:37,969 --> 00:01:39,679 Just make your way 77 00:01:37,969 --> 00:01:39,679 over to gate 32. 78 00:01:39,679 --> 00:01:40,847 Okay. 79 00:01:39,679 --> 00:01:40,847 Okay. 80 00:01:40,847 --> 00:01:41,848 I can... wow. 81 00:01:41,848 --> 00:01:43,599 Wait, why do 82 00:01:41,848 --> 00:01:43,599 these say "Dallas"? 83 00:01:41,848 --> 00:01:43,599 I have no idea. 84 00:01:43,599 --> 00:01:47,103 Ma'am, sorry, there's been 85 00:01:43,599 --> 00:01:47,103 a horrible mistake. 86 00:01:47,103 --> 00:01:48,688 We don't want 87 00:01:47,103 --> 00:01:48,688 to go to Dallas. 88 00:01:48,688 --> 00:01:50,106 Okay. 89 00:01:50,106 --> 00:01:52,984 Listen carefully ... 90 00:01:50,106 --> 00:01:52,984 you're connecting in Dallas 91 00:01:52,984 --> 00:01:54,652 to Turks and Caicos. 92 00:01:54,652 --> 00:01:57,948 You need to be at gate 32 in 93 00:01:54,652 --> 00:01:57,948 four minutes, do you understand? 94 00:01:57,948 --> 00:02:00,825 Yes. 95 00:01:57,948 --> 00:02:00,825 I'm not an idiot. 96 00:02:00,825 --> 00:02:03,078 Okay, we have to be 97 00:02:00,825 --> 00:02:03,078 at gate 4 in 32 minutes. 98 00:02:03,078 --> 00:02:05,205 No, gate 32, 99 00:02:03,078 --> 00:02:05,205 write it down. 100 00:02:05,205 --> 00:02:08,083 Okay. 101 00:02:05,205 --> 00:02:08,083 Why is she so angry? 102 00:02:08,083 --> 00:02:09,709 Isn't it obvious? 103 00:02:08,083 --> 00:02:09,709 She's totally into me. 104 00:02:09,709 --> 00:02:11,252 She gave me a marker. Mmm! 105 00:02:09,709 --> 00:02:11,252 Makes sense. 106 00:02:11,252 --> 00:02:14,255 All right. 107 00:02:11,252 --> 00:02:14,255 Okay. 108 00:02:14,255 --> 00:02:16,299 I'm just gonna 109 00:02:14,255 --> 00:02:16,299 follow you. Okay. 110 00:02:14,255 --> 00:02:16,299 Yeah. 111 00:02:16,299 --> 00:02:17,843 Wrong! 112 00:02:17,843 --> 00:02:20,261 I knew it. 113 00:02:17,843 --> 00:02:20,261 Instinct. 114 00:02:20,261 --> 00:02:23,014 Okay, yes. 115 00:02:20,261 --> 00:02:23,014 Wait, no, my bag. 116 00:02:23,014 --> 00:02:24,057 My bag's gone. 117 00:02:23,014 --> 00:02:24,057 Okay, okay. 118 00:02:24,057 --> 00:02:26,309 It has my passport 119 00:02:24,057 --> 00:02:26,309 in it. 120 00:02:26,309 --> 00:02:30,146 Wait, that guy ... 121 00:02:26,309 --> 00:02:30,146 he has my bag. 122 00:02:30,146 --> 00:02:31,439 Excuse me, sir. 123 00:02:31,439 --> 00:02:34,442 Nice try stealing my bag. 124 00:02:31,439 --> 00:02:34,442 I see you've already painted it. 125 00:02:34,442 --> 00:02:36,444 Cam, it... it's back 126 00:02:34,442 --> 00:02:36,444 on your shoulder! 127 00:02:36,444 --> 00:02:38,864 Oh, my God. 128 00:02:36,444 --> 00:02:38,864 You are good. 129 00:02:38,864 --> 00:02:40,698 Cam, listen to me, 130 00:02:38,864 --> 00:02:40,698 listen to me, listen to me. 131 00:02:40,698 --> 00:02:42,658 If we're gonna have any chance 132 00:02:40,698 --> 00:02:42,658 of getting to Dallas 133 00:02:42,658 --> 00:02:47,163 and then surviving there, 134 00:02:42,658 --> 00:02:47,163 we are going to need hats. 135 00:02:47,163 --> 00:02:48,331 Hats. 136 00:02:48,331 --> 00:02:49,749 Hats. 137 00:02:49,749 --> 00:02:51,251 Excuse me, sir, 138 00:02:49,749 --> 00:02:51,251 sir, sir, sir, 139 00:02:51,251 --> 00:02:53,169 are you the proprietor 140 00:02:51,251 --> 00:02:53,169 of this haberdashery? 141 00:02:53,169 --> 00:02:54,337 Can you point me 142 00:02:53,169 --> 00:02:54,337 in the direction 143 00:02:54,337 --> 00:02:56,547 of your finest sports caps? 144 00:02:56,547 --> 00:02:57,507 What team? 145 00:02:57,507 --> 00:02:59,217 Gay ... I'm not sure 146 00:02:57,507 --> 00:02:59,217 why that's relevant. 147 00:02:59,217 --> 00:03:00,593 Oh. 148 00:02:59,217 --> 00:03:00,593 Okay. 149 00:03:00,593 --> 00:03:01,887 I'll just ... 150 00:03:01,887 --> 00:03:03,471 Yeah, I have 151 00:03:01,887 --> 00:03:03,471 a question for you. 152 00:03:03,471 --> 00:03:05,556 When you're outside 153 00:03:03,471 --> 00:03:05,556 the workplace, do you wear hats? 154 00:03:05,556 --> 00:03:07,225 Or does that just 155 00:03:05,556 --> 00:03:07,225 kind of make you feel 156 00:03:07,225 --> 00:03:08,643 like you're always 157 00:03:07,225 --> 00:03:08,643 in the office? 158 00:03:08,643 --> 00:03:11,062 Oh, you know what, I think 159 00:03:08,643 --> 00:03:11,062 I am going to get these. 160 00:03:11,062 --> 00:03:12,313 No, Mitchell, we can't ... 161 00:03:12,313 --> 00:03:14,232 Oh, look, 162 00:03:12,313 --> 00:03:14,232 little girls' hats. 163 00:03:14,232 --> 00:03:16,317 Ooh. 164 00:03:14,232 --> 00:03:16,317 We should get one for Linda. 165 00:03:16,317 --> 00:03:19,070 Who? 166 00:03:16,317 --> 00:03:19,070 Um, our daughter? 167 00:03:19,070 --> 00:03:21,406 No, it's Lily. 168 00:03:19,070 --> 00:03:21,406 Oh, I love that name. 169 00:03:21,406 --> 00:03:24,075 Mitchell, why do you have 170 00:03:21,406 --> 00:03:24,075 32 written on your arm? 171 00:03:24,075 --> 00:03:25,576 I have no idea. 172 00:03:25,576 --> 00:03:28,079 Maybe it's some sort of code, 173 00:03:25,576 --> 00:03:28,079 or maybe it's my age. 174 00:03:28,079 --> 00:03:29,455 Do I look 32 to you? 175 00:03:29,455 --> 00:03:31,166 Tell me the truth. 176 00:03:29,455 --> 00:03:31,166 No, you know what ... don't. 177 00:03:31,166 --> 00:03:33,459 Well, if we wrote it down, 178 00:03:31,166 --> 00:03:33,459 it must be something important. 179 00:03:33,459 --> 00:03:34,669 Hey, we should write 180 00:03:33,459 --> 00:03:34,669 down other stuff 181 00:03:34,669 --> 00:03:36,296 that seems important 182 00:03:34,669 --> 00:03:36,296 so we don't forget. 183 00:03:36,296 --> 00:03:38,756 Yeah, okay. 184 00:03:36,296 --> 00:03:38,756 Um, well, hats. 185 00:03:38,756 --> 00:03:39,966 Hats, obviously. 186 00:03:38,756 --> 00:03:39,966 Obviously. 187 00:03:39,966 --> 00:03:41,217 Okay. 188 00:03:39,966 --> 00:03:41,217 Ah, what else? 189 00:03:41,217 --> 00:03:42,468 I feel like there was a ... 190 00:03:41,217 --> 00:03:42,468 A number. 191 00:03:42,468 --> 00:03:43,761 there was ... 32. 192 00:03:42,468 --> 00:03:43,761 32. 193 00:03:43,761 --> 00:03:45,596 Attention, please. 194 00:03:45,596 --> 00:03:47,015 Passengers Mitchell Pritchett 195 00:03:45,596 --> 00:03:47,015 and Cameron Tucker... 196 00:03:47,015 --> 00:03:48,599 You're hearing that, right? 197 00:03:47,015 --> 00:03:48,599 Yeah. 198 00:03:48,599 --> 00:03:50,936 please report to gate 32 199 00:03:48,599 --> 00:03:50,936 immediately. 200 00:03:50,936 --> 00:03:52,062 Are we in trouble? 201 00:03:52,062 --> 00:03:53,479 I don't know. 202 00:03:52,062 --> 00:03:53,479 He sounds mad. 203 00:03:53,479 --> 00:03:55,231 He does. 204 00:03:53,479 --> 00:03:55,231 Hey. 205 00:03:55,231 --> 00:03:56,316 No, no, no. 206 00:03:56,316 --> 00:03:57,817 No, no, no. 207 00:03:56,316 --> 00:03:57,817 Cam, don't. 208 00:03:57,817 --> 00:03:59,194 Don't you dare. 209 00:03:59,194 --> 00:04:00,736 Don't ... Don't you dare. 210 00:04:00,736 --> 00:04:02,530 No, I ... they just look 211 00:04:00,736 --> 00:04:02,530 so soft and inviting. 212 00:04:02,530 --> 00:04:03,865 I-I don't think 213 00:04:02,530 --> 00:04:03,865 I can go on. 214 00:04:03,865 --> 00:04:05,200 Tell Linda 215 00:04:03,865 --> 00:04:05,200 I love her. 216 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,659 No, you're gonna tell 217 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,659 Linda yourself, okay? 218 00:04:06,659 --> 00:04:08,411 I cannot go to Dallas 219 00:04:06,659 --> 00:04:08,411 without you. 220 00:04:08,411 --> 00:04:10,455 The portions 221 00:04:08,411 --> 00:04:10,455 there are so big. 222 00:04:10,455 --> 00:04:11,789 Ooh. 223 00:04:11,789 --> 00:04:13,499 I'm just so tired. 224 00:04:11,789 --> 00:04:13,499 I'm so very tired. 225 00:04:13,499 --> 00:04:15,961 I just need 226 00:04:13,499 --> 00:04:15,961 to close my eyes. 227 00:04:15,961 --> 00:04:17,295 Oh! 228 00:04:15,961 --> 00:04:17,295 Knock it off! 229 00:04:17,295 --> 00:04:19,172 Ow! 230 00:04:17,295 --> 00:04:19,172 You're gonna suck it up. 231 00:04:19,172 --> 00:04:20,756 You're gonna pull 232 00:04:19,172 --> 00:04:20,756 your act together. 233 00:04:20,756 --> 00:04:23,343 And you're coming with me 234 00:04:20,756 --> 00:04:23,343 to gate 3232. 235 00:04:23,343 --> 00:04:24,552 That can't be right. 236 00:04:24,552 --> 00:04:25,846 We're just never 237 00:04:24,552 --> 00:04:25,846 gonna make it. 238 00:04:25,846 --> 00:04:27,180 Oh, my God. 239 00:04:25,846 --> 00:04:27,180 You're right. 240 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:29,515 We're gonna die 241 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:29,515 in this airport. 242 00:04:29,515 --> 00:04:30,433 Ah. 243 00:04:29,515 --> 00:04:30,433 Oh. 244 00:04:30,433 --> 00:04:33,728 Final boarding call for flight 245 00:04:30,433 --> 00:04:33,728 224 to Dallas at gate 32. 246 00:04:33,728 --> 00:04:35,897 Wait, there's still time. 247 00:04:33,728 --> 00:04:35,897 Sir, stop! 248 00:04:35,897 --> 00:04:37,565 Stop! 249 00:04:37,565 --> 00:04:39,567 Is there a way that 250 00:04:37,565 --> 00:04:39,567 you can take us 251 00:04:39,567 --> 00:04:42,904 to gate 32? 252 00:04:39,567 --> 00:04:42,904 32, yeah. 253 00:04:42,904 --> 00:04:45,240 I guess. 254 00:04:42,904 --> 00:04:45,240 Okay, wow. 255 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:46,824 Thank you so much. 256 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:46,824 You are a life saver. 257 00:04:46,824 --> 00:04:48,826 Please hurry. 258 00:04:46,824 --> 00:04:48,826 Okay. 259 00:04:49,870 --> 00:04:52,705 We're here. 260 00:04:52,705 --> 00:04:53,706 Thank you. 261 00:04:52,705 --> 00:04:53,706 Oh, thank you. 262 00:04:53,706 --> 00:04:55,083 Thank you so much. 263 00:04:53,706 --> 00:04:55,083 Thank you so much. 264 00:04:55,083 --> 00:04:56,042 Mitch and Cam. 265 00:04:56,042 --> 00:04:57,502 Hi! 266 00:04:56,042 --> 00:04:57,502 Hi! 267 00:04:56,042 --> 00:04:57,502 Hi, we're Mitch and Cam! 268 00:04:57,502 --> 00:04:59,045 I'm Mitch, he's Cam. 269 00:04:59,045 --> 00:05:01,297 Mr. Tucker, Mr. Pritchett ... 270 00:04:59,045 --> 00:05:01,297 you made it just in time. 271 00:05:01,297 --> 00:05:03,049 Okay. 272 00:05:01,297 --> 00:05:03,049 Oh, my gosh. 273 00:05:03,049 --> 00:05:04,009 Thank you. 274 00:05:04,009 --> 00:05:05,635 Lucy, her name is Lucy. 275 00:05:05,635 --> 00:05:07,553 We're coming home, Lucy! 276 00:05:12,767 --> 00:05:15,311 Hey, everyone, 277 00:05:12,767 --> 00:05:15,311 we are firing up the hologram 278 00:05:15,311 --> 00:05:17,772 to the Starship Enterprise 279 00:05:15,311 --> 00:05:17,772 in five minutes. 280 00:05:17,772 --> 00:05:20,150 Be there 281 00:05:17,772 --> 00:05:20,150 or be square. 282 00:05:20,150 --> 00:05:22,527 I don't think he had 283 00:05:20,150 --> 00:05:22,527 to "or" that one. 284 00:05:22,527 --> 00:05:23,611 You know, honey, 285 00:05:22,527 --> 00:05:23,611 now that we're here, 286 00:05:23,611 --> 00:05:24,820 I'm not sure 287 00:05:23,611 --> 00:05:24,820 it's such a great idea 288 00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:27,282 to barge in on Alex. 289 00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:27,282 Claire, I'm worried. 290 00:05:27,282 --> 00:05:28,616 She's not returning texts. 291 00:05:28,616 --> 00:05:30,201 Her friend says 292 00:05:28,616 --> 00:05:30,201 she never goes out. 293 00:05:30,201 --> 00:05:32,287 This is the first act 294 00:05:30,201 --> 00:05:32,287 of every Lifetime movie 295 00:05:32,287 --> 00:05:33,663 about college girl meltdowns. 296 00:05:33,663 --> 00:05:35,540 Yeah, but maybe we should give 297 00:05:33,663 --> 00:05:35,540 her a little head's up. 298 00:05:35,540 --> 00:05:37,750 That's what Alicia Silverstone's 299 00:05:35,540 --> 00:05:37,750 mom, Judith Light, 300 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:39,419 thought in "From Straight A's 301 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:39,419 to a Straight Jacket." 302 00:05:39,419 --> 00:05:40,837 Trust me, this is 303 00:05:40,837 --> 00:05:42,255 the best way to make sure 304 00:05:40,837 --> 00:05:42,255 she's not spending 305 00:05:42,255 --> 00:05:45,258 her nights holed up 306 00:05:42,255 --> 00:05:45,258 and depressed. 307 00:05:45,258 --> 00:05:48,386 Alex? Honey, 308 00:05:45,258 --> 00:05:48,386 it's Mom and Dad. 309 00:05:48,386 --> 00:05:50,596 Oh, well, maybe 310 00:05:48,386 --> 00:05:50,596 this is a good sign. 311 00:05:50,596 --> 00:05:53,683 Maybe she's already out with 312 00:05:50,596 --> 00:05:53,683 friends, just like a normal ... 313 00:05:53,683 --> 00:05:54,893 Hey! 314 00:05:53,683 --> 00:05:54,893 Hey! 315 00:05:54,893 --> 00:05:56,602 What are you 316 00:05:54,893 --> 00:05:56,602 guys doing here? 317 00:05:56,602 --> 00:05:58,396 Thought we'd pop by, say hi, 318 00:05:56,602 --> 00:05:58,396 maybe take you out for a bite. 319 00:05:58,396 --> 00:06:00,356 Unless you've already got 320 00:05:58,396 --> 00:06:00,356 fun group dinner plans? 321 00:06:00,356 --> 00:06:02,525 My burrito's ready. 322 00:06:04,569 --> 00:06:05,987 You're drinking? 323 00:06:05,987 --> 00:06:07,697 Wine helps 324 00:06:05,987 --> 00:06:07,697 me sleep sometimes. 325 00:06:07,697 --> 00:06:09,240 You know, I really wish 326 00:06:07,697 --> 00:06:09,240 you guys had called. 327 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:11,034 I'm so busy 328 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:11,034 with school stuff right now, 329 00:06:11,034 --> 00:06:13,161 and this place is a mess. 330 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:18,416 Aww, there you are. 331 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:18,416 You got a cat? 332 00:06:18,416 --> 00:06:20,418 It's not mine. 333 00:06:18,416 --> 00:06:20,418 You stole a cat? 334 00:06:20,418 --> 00:06:22,253 Just like Neve Campbell 335 00:06:20,418 --> 00:06:22,253 in "From Yale to Jail." 336 00:06:22,253 --> 00:06:23,421 Oh, God. 337 00:06:22,253 --> 00:06:23,421 Honey, 338 00:06:23,421 --> 00:06:24,547 are you sure you're okay? 339 00:06:24,547 --> 00:06:25,798 It's Saturday night. 340 00:06:25,798 --> 00:06:27,592 You're drinking wine 341 00:06:25,798 --> 00:06:27,592 in your bathrobe 342 00:06:27,592 --> 00:06:29,219 with a 343 00:06:27,592 --> 00:06:29,219 come-from-nowhere cat. 344 00:06:29,219 --> 00:06:30,553 What's wrong 345 00:06:29,219 --> 00:06:30,553 with that? 346 00:06:30,553 --> 00:06:31,972 Take away the cat, 347 00:06:30,553 --> 00:06:31,972 and I'm basically you. 348 00:06:31,972 --> 00:06:33,639 Mm. 349 00:06:31,972 --> 00:06:33,639 Honey, 350 00:06:33,639 --> 00:06:36,059 I know what it's like 351 00:06:33,639 --> 00:06:36,059 to be an outsider in college. 352 00:06:36,059 --> 00:06:37,352 Mm-hmm. 353 00:06:36,059 --> 00:06:37,352 The cool kids and I 354 00:06:37,352 --> 00:06:38,811 used to try 355 00:06:37,352 --> 00:06:38,811 to make them feel better 356 00:06:38,811 --> 00:06:40,438 by leaving banana bread 357 00:06:38,811 --> 00:06:40,438 outside their door. 358 00:06:40,438 --> 00:06:42,357 We'd knock and then run off 359 00:06:40,438 --> 00:06:42,357 and hide behind a bush 360 00:06:42,357 --> 00:06:44,442 and watch them just to see 361 00:06:42,357 --> 00:06:44,442 the expression on their faces ... 362 00:06:44,442 --> 00:06:46,069 Phil. 363 00:06:46,069 --> 00:06:47,487 Your dad and I 364 00:06:46,069 --> 00:06:47,487 are just concerned 365 00:06:47,487 --> 00:06:49,030 'cause you've been 366 00:06:47,487 --> 00:06:49,030 so distant lately. 367 00:06:49,030 --> 00:06:50,281 I told you 368 00:06:49,030 --> 00:06:50,281 I've been busy. 369 00:06:50,281 --> 00:06:51,741 Nobody's saying you 370 00:06:50,281 --> 00:06:51,741 don't lead a full life. 371 00:06:51,741 --> 00:06:53,784 Mm-hmm. 372 00:06:51,741 --> 00:06:53,784 You study, you make burritos. 373 00:06:53,784 --> 00:06:58,414 Maybe ... maybe you're just 374 00:06:53,784 --> 00:06:58,414 a little lonely or depressed. 375 00:06:58,414 --> 00:07:00,250 I'm fine, mom. 376 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:01,877 'Cause we could always get 377 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:01,877 you back into therapy. 378 00:07:01,877 --> 00:07:03,336 Yes. 379 00:07:01,877 --> 00:07:03,336 Or have you move home with us. 380 00:07:03,336 --> 00:07:04,921 Uh-huh. 381 00:07:03,336 --> 00:07:04,921 God, stop. 382 00:07:04,921 --> 00:07:07,632 Why do you guys always just 383 00:07:04,921 --> 00:07:07,632 assume I'm some depressed loser? 384 00:07:07,632 --> 00:07:09,843 Did it ever occur to you 385 00:07:07,632 --> 00:07:09,843 that maybe I've been so distant 386 00:07:09,843 --> 00:07:11,928 because I've been busy 387 00:07:09,843 --> 00:07:11,928 with my own life? 388 00:07:11,928 --> 00:07:13,471 Maybe I'm doing great. 389 00:07:13,471 --> 00:07:16,224 Maybe I'm spending time 390 00:07:13,471 --> 00:07:16,224 with someone special. 391 00:07:16,224 --> 00:07:17,725 Ah! 392 00:07:17,725 --> 00:07:19,352 Yeah. 393 00:07:17,725 --> 00:07:19,352 Whoa. 394 00:07:19,352 --> 00:07:20,896 That's right. 395 00:07:20,896 --> 00:07:22,772 Ben, what are you doing? 396 00:07:20,896 --> 00:07:22,772 I told you to stay in there. 397 00:07:22,772 --> 00:07:25,483 I'm sorry ... I thought you were, 398 00:07:22,772 --> 00:07:25,483 like, building to a big reveal. 399 00:07:25,483 --> 00:07:26,567 I wasn't. 400 00:07:26,567 --> 00:07:29,445 You and Ben and ... 401 00:07:26,567 --> 00:07:29,445 Honey, isn't he 50? 402 00:07:29,445 --> 00:07:30,446 He's 26. 403 00:07:30,446 --> 00:07:31,781 It runs in my family. 404 00:07:31,781 --> 00:07:33,408 I'm gonna look like this 405 00:07:31,781 --> 00:07:33,408 until the day I die. 406 00:07:33,408 --> 00:07:35,076 So, this is why you 407 00:07:33,408 --> 00:07:35,076 haven't been coming home? 408 00:07:35,076 --> 00:07:36,536 You've been dating 409 00:07:35,076 --> 00:07:36,536 your mom's assistant? 410 00:07:35,076 --> 00:07:36,536 Oh. 411 00:07:36,536 --> 00:07:38,079 I'm actually 412 00:07:36,536 --> 00:07:38,079 a marketing manager. 413 00:07:36,536 --> 00:07:38,079 Unh-unh. 414 00:07:38,079 --> 00:07:39,455 You know what? 415 00:07:38,079 --> 00:07:39,455 This might go better 416 00:07:39,455 --> 00:07:40,498 for everyone if 417 00:07:39,455 --> 00:07:40,498 you throw a towel on. 418 00:07:40,498 --> 00:07:41,875 Okay, yeah. 419 00:07:40,498 --> 00:07:41,875 That makes sense. 420 00:07:41,875 --> 00:07:44,085 Claire, co... um, 421 00:07:41,875 --> 00:07:44,085 could you not fire me? 422 00:07:44,085 --> 00:07:46,796 Ugh, how long have 423 00:07:44,085 --> 00:07:46,796 you two been sneaking around? 424 00:07:46,796 --> 00:07:48,048 A couple of months. 425 00:07:48,048 --> 00:07:49,465 We took a break when 426 00:07:48,048 --> 00:07:49,465 I went to San Diego. 427 00:07:49,465 --> 00:07:51,592 What? We did? 428 00:07:49,465 --> 00:07:51,592 Just ... 429 00:07:51,592 --> 00:07:53,261 Is this okay? 430 00:07:53,261 --> 00:07:55,096 Um, yeah, yeah, 431 00:07:53,261 --> 00:07:55,096 we put it in for her. 432 00:07:55,096 --> 00:07:56,639 It's a feline burrito. 433 00:07:56,639 --> 00:07:58,308 Wait a minute. 434 00:07:56,639 --> 00:07:58,308 I knew I recognized that thing. 435 00:07:58,308 --> 00:08:00,060 You should know ... 436 00:07:58,308 --> 00:08:00,060 He brings that cat to work 437 00:08:00,060 --> 00:08:01,686 and apparently on dates. 438 00:08:01,686 --> 00:08:03,563 He thought it was time 439 00:08:01,686 --> 00:08:03,563 to bring together 440 00:08:03,563 --> 00:08:07,317 the two most special ladies 441 00:08:03,563 --> 00:08:07,317 in his life. 442 00:08:07,317 --> 00:08:09,235 Well, I cannot go 443 00:08:07,317 --> 00:08:09,235 to work every day 444 00:08:09,235 --> 00:08:11,947 and wonder why he's got 445 00:08:09,235 --> 00:08:11,947 that stupid smile on his face. 446 00:08:11,947 --> 00:08:13,698 Why are you making 447 00:08:11,947 --> 00:08:13,698 this all about you? 448 00:08:13,698 --> 00:08:14,782 This is the first 449 00:08:14,782 --> 00:08:17,660 adult relationship 450 00:08:14,782 --> 00:08:17,660 I've had in... ever. 451 00:08:17,660 --> 00:08:19,787 But it's with Ben. 452 00:08:19,787 --> 00:08:22,123 It's okay. It's okay. 453 00:08:19,787 --> 00:08:22,123 She didn't mean that. 454 00:08:22,123 --> 00:08:23,541 Claire, can I talk 455 00:08:22,123 --> 00:08:23,541 to you for a second? 456 00:08:23,541 --> 00:08:25,668 Oh, you can agree with me 457 00:08:23,541 --> 00:08:25,668 in front of everyone. 458 00:08:25,668 --> 00:08:27,420 Actually, I think you're 459 00:08:25,668 --> 00:08:27,420 overreacting a little. 460 00:08:27,420 --> 00:08:28,964 What? 461 00:08:27,420 --> 00:08:28,964 We came here thinking 462 00:08:28,964 --> 00:08:30,756 our daughter was in 463 00:08:28,964 --> 00:08:30,756 some sort of a depression, 464 00:08:30,756 --> 00:08:33,093 and it turns out 465 00:08:30,756 --> 00:08:33,093 she's dating someone. 466 00:08:33,093 --> 00:08:36,096 And he's actually 467 00:08:33,093 --> 00:08:36,096 pretty sweet and harmless. 468 00:08:36,096 --> 00:08:37,805 Are you, Ben? 469 00:08:36,096 --> 00:08:37,805 Are you harmless? 470 00:08:37,805 --> 00:08:40,391 Please don't, don't. 471 00:08:37,805 --> 00:08:40,391 He kissed me. 472 00:08:40,391 --> 00:08:42,685 You kissed my mom? 473 00:08:40,391 --> 00:08:42,685 You kissed my wife? 474 00:08:42,685 --> 00:08:44,812 Dude, I thought I had to 475 00:08:42,685 --> 00:08:44,812 or I would lose my job, okay? 476 00:08:44,812 --> 00:08:45,981 That's not ... 477 00:08:44,812 --> 00:08:45,981 Mnh-mnh. 478 00:08:44,812 --> 00:08:45,981 That's for real. 479 00:08:45,981 --> 00:08:47,523 We were working late. 480 00:08:45,981 --> 00:08:47,523 It was just the two of us. 481 00:08:47,523 --> 00:08:50,526 She reached over to grab 482 00:08:47,523 --> 00:08:50,526 a spring roll, I guess, 483 00:08:50,526 --> 00:08:52,570 but she got right in my face, 484 00:08:50,526 --> 00:08:52,570 and she whispered, 485 00:08:52,570 --> 00:08:56,032 "Mmm, Mama's hungry." 486 00:08:56,032 --> 00:08:58,201 I have to say, Claire, 487 00:08:56,032 --> 00:08:58,201 this one might be on you. 488 00:08:58,201 --> 00:09:02,580 Like I would abuse my position 489 00:08:58,201 --> 00:09:02,580 to take advantage of you 490 00:09:02,580 --> 00:09:04,165 and not Tony 491 00:09:02,580 --> 00:09:04,165 from the warehouse? 492 00:09:04,165 --> 00:09:06,126 Who's Tony 493 00:09:04,165 --> 00:09:06,126 from the warehouse? 494 00:09:04,165 --> 00:09:06,126 Just ... 495 00:09:06,126 --> 00:09:08,003 The kiss was 496 00:09:06,126 --> 00:09:08,003 an honest mistake. 497 00:09:08,003 --> 00:09:09,670 Maybe, but it was still 498 00:09:08,003 --> 00:09:09,670 a little off, 499 00:09:09,670 --> 00:09:11,631 like most things 500 00:09:09,670 --> 00:09:11,631 are with Ben. 501 00:09:11,631 --> 00:09:15,468 Maybe I like a little off. 502 00:09:11,631 --> 00:09:15,468 And that's not all he is. 503 00:09:15,468 --> 00:09:18,096 He's an amazing person 504 00:09:15,468 --> 00:09:18,096 who somehow gets me. 505 00:09:18,096 --> 00:09:20,849 He's thoughtful and smart, 506 00:09:18,096 --> 00:09:20,849 and I feel like 507 00:09:20,849 --> 00:09:22,642 I can be myself 508 00:09:20,849 --> 00:09:22,642 around him. 509 00:09:22,642 --> 00:09:26,812 And his nose does this little 510 00:09:22,642 --> 00:09:26,812 wiggly thing when he sleeps. 511 00:09:26,812 --> 00:09:28,356 You watch me sleep? 512 00:09:28,356 --> 00:09:31,192 Dude, I watch 513 00:09:28,356 --> 00:09:31,192 you sleep. 514 00:09:31,192 --> 00:09:34,320 I'm really glad that 515 00:09:31,192 --> 00:09:34,320 this is finally out 516 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:37,115 and I can tell people 517 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:37,115 how I feel about you. 518 00:09:37,115 --> 00:09:38,574 I really like you, Ben. 519 00:09:38,574 --> 00:09:40,826 Like, a lot. 520 00:09:40,826 --> 00:09:43,663 And I have never loved 521 00:09:40,826 --> 00:09:43,663 anyone as much as you. 522 00:09:43,663 --> 00:09:45,456 Don't make this weird. 523 00:09:43,663 --> 00:09:45,456 Oh, yeah. 524 00:09:45,456 --> 00:09:47,458 She's not sad 525 00:09:45,456 --> 00:09:47,458 and lonely. 526 00:09:47,458 --> 00:09:49,878 No, it's so much worse. 527 00:09:47,458 --> 00:09:49,878 Look at her, Claire. 528 00:09:49,878 --> 00:09:51,421 Have you ever seen 529 00:09:49,878 --> 00:09:51,421 her look so happy? 530 00:09:53,673 --> 00:09:55,633 Crap. 531 00:09:55,633 --> 00:09:58,011 3, 2, 1. 532 00:09:58,011 --> 00:10:00,346 Aw! 533 00:10:00,346 --> 00:10:01,973 That's my hand, Ben. 534 00:10:00,346 --> 00:10:01,973 Oh, sorry. 535 00:10:01,973 --> 00:10:03,058 Mm-hmm. 536 00:10:01,973 --> 00:10:03,058 My bad. 537 00:10:05,268 --> 00:10:06,519 Speed it up, Manny. 538 00:10:06,519 --> 00:10:08,104 The movie starts 539 00:10:06,519 --> 00:10:08,104 in five minutes. 540 00:10:08,104 --> 00:10:10,190 Sorry, but I'm not going 541 00:10:08,104 --> 00:10:10,190 over 20 miles an hour 542 00:10:10,190 --> 00:10:12,275 with this cappuccino machine 543 00:10:10,190 --> 00:10:12,275 not strapped in. 544 00:10:12,275 --> 00:10:13,944 Once I perfect 545 00:10:12,275 --> 00:10:13,944 my foam art skills, 546 00:10:13,944 --> 00:10:15,904 my freshman dorm will be 547 00:10:13,944 --> 00:10:15,904 the place to be. 548 00:10:15,904 --> 00:10:18,531 I think we can put off that talk 549 00:10:15,904 --> 00:10:18,531 about using protection. 550 00:10:18,531 --> 00:10:20,658 Mm, look, there's 551 00:10:18,531 --> 00:10:20,658 a spot right there. 552 00:10:20,658 --> 00:10:23,536 Looks tight, but 553 00:10:20,658 --> 00:10:23,536 I'll give it a try. 554 00:10:25,788 --> 00:10:27,748 You're too close to the curb. 555 00:10:27,748 --> 00:10:29,667 You're gonna hit it. 556 00:10:29,667 --> 00:10:31,627 Oh! 557 00:10:29,667 --> 00:10:31,627 What'd I tell you? 558 00:10:31,627 --> 00:10:32,921 It's okay, Papi, 559 00:10:31,627 --> 00:10:32,921 you can do it. 560 00:10:32,921 --> 00:10:36,174 Ugh. 561 00:10:36,174 --> 00:10:37,843 Go around. 562 00:10:39,928 --> 00:10:43,264 Oh, really? 563 00:10:39,928 --> 00:10:43,264 Well, here's a bouquet of them! 564 00:10:43,264 --> 00:10:46,017 Okay, let's try 565 00:10:43,264 --> 00:10:46,017 this again. 566 00:10:50,230 --> 00:10:52,107 Ah! 567 00:10:50,230 --> 00:10:52,107 Ugh, okay. 568 00:10:52,107 --> 00:10:53,316 Get out, I'll do it. 569 00:10:53,316 --> 00:10:55,068 Surprise, surprise. 570 00:10:55,068 --> 00:10:56,611 What was that? 571 00:10:56,611 --> 00:10:58,404 Nothing, I was just saying 572 00:10:56,611 --> 00:10:58,404 that I am surprised 573 00:10:58,404 --> 00:11:00,823 that you want to take over 574 00:10:58,404 --> 00:11:00,823 like you usually do. 575 00:11:00,823 --> 00:11:02,533 But I am not. 576 00:11:00,823 --> 00:11:02,533 What are you cagey for? 577 00:11:02,533 --> 00:11:03,869 What did I do? 578 00:11:03,869 --> 00:11:05,536 Okay, this spot's 579 00:11:03,869 --> 00:11:05,536 not happening. 580 00:11:05,536 --> 00:11:07,663 Well, I didn't want 581 00:11:05,536 --> 00:11:07,663 to say anything, 582 00:11:07,663 --> 00:11:10,458 but the other night, when 583 00:11:07,663 --> 00:11:10,458 we were at Jeff and Sally's, 584 00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:12,585 I was in the middle 585 00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:12,585 of telling a story, 586 00:11:12,585 --> 00:11:15,255 you just took over 587 00:11:12,585 --> 00:11:15,255 and told the ending, 588 00:11:15,255 --> 00:11:16,256 and that was very rude. 589 00:11:16,256 --> 00:11:18,508 Okay, this one 590 00:11:16,256 --> 00:11:18,508 looks good ... It's huge. 591 00:11:18,508 --> 00:11:20,093 That's what's bothering you? 592 00:11:20,093 --> 00:11:21,594 I jumped in to save you! 593 00:11:21,594 --> 00:11:22,762 You were flailing. 594 00:11:22,762 --> 00:11:25,765 You were drowning in a sea 595 00:11:22,762 --> 00:11:25,765 of unnecessary details. 596 00:11:25,765 --> 00:11:28,351 Ah! How? 597 00:11:28,351 --> 00:11:30,311 That's the way I like 598 00:11:28,351 --> 00:11:30,311 to tell a story. 599 00:11:30,311 --> 00:11:31,771 I like to paint 600 00:11:30,311 --> 00:11:31,771 a picture. 601 00:11:31,771 --> 00:11:33,439 A story should be 602 00:11:31,771 --> 00:11:33,439 short and simple. 603 00:11:33,439 --> 00:11:35,525 Don't tell me anything 604 00:11:33,439 --> 00:11:35,525 I don't need to know. 605 00:11:35,525 --> 00:11:37,318 I am taking you 606 00:11:35,525 --> 00:11:37,318 on a journey. 607 00:11:37,318 --> 00:11:40,989 I am not teaching you 608 00:11:37,318 --> 00:11:40,989 how to build a bookcase. 609 00:11:40,989 --> 00:11:42,698 Seriously? 610 00:11:40,989 --> 00:11:42,698 You saw me waiting. 611 00:11:42,698 --> 00:11:44,159 You couldn't tell me 612 00:11:42,698 --> 00:11:44,159 you weren't leaving? 613 00:11:44,159 --> 00:11:45,410 You brought your 614 00:11:44,159 --> 00:11:45,410 own shopping bags, 615 00:11:45,410 --> 00:11:46,953 but you left 616 00:11:45,410 --> 00:11:46,953 your manners at home. 617 00:11:46,953 --> 00:11:49,122 I'm just saying your story 618 00:11:46,953 --> 00:11:49,122 would be easier to follow 619 00:11:49,122 --> 00:11:50,748 if you didn't take 620 00:11:49,122 --> 00:11:50,748 so many side trips 621 00:11:50,748 --> 00:11:52,625 and you thought about 622 00:11:50,748 --> 00:11:52,625 the build a little bit. 623 00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:54,335 You're with me on this, 624 00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:54,335 aren't you, Manny? 625 00:11:54,335 --> 00:11:55,545 I like Mom's stories. 626 00:11:55,545 --> 00:11:56,754 See? 627 00:11:56,754 --> 00:11:59,007 I'm just gonna pull 628 00:11:56,754 --> 00:11:59,007 in here. 629 00:11:59,007 --> 00:12:02,010 12 bucks? No wonder 630 00:11:59,007 --> 00:12:02,010 the middle class is so angry. 631 00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:04,720 There's no way you would be able 632 00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:04,720 to follow her story. 633 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,806 Yes, he would have. 634 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,806 Fine. Tell it again. 635 00:12:06,806 --> 00:12:09,517 A couple of weeks ago, 636 00:12:06,806 --> 00:12:09,517 I go to the grocery store ... 637 00:12:09,517 --> 00:12:10,726 the one on Washington 638 00:12:10,726 --> 00:12:14,147 that has the tiny little 639 00:12:10,726 --> 00:12:14,147 wine bar to the right. 640 00:12:14,147 --> 00:12:16,566 So, I come in, I'm looking 641 00:12:14,147 --> 00:12:16,566 for paper towels. 642 00:12:16,566 --> 00:12:18,443 And I think, "Mmm, 643 00:12:16,566 --> 00:12:18,443 I'm gonna treat myself 644 00:12:18,443 --> 00:12:22,030 with some wine and some cheese." 645 00:12:18,443 --> 00:12:22,030 'Cause why not? 646 00:12:22,030 --> 00:12:24,782 So, I order my drink, 647 00:12:22,030 --> 00:12:24,782 and when I look up, 648 00:12:24,782 --> 00:12:27,702 I thought I saw 649 00:12:24,782 --> 00:12:27,702 Sandra Bullock. 650 00:12:27,702 --> 00:12:29,037 Stop. Right there, 651 00:12:29,037 --> 00:12:31,206 you just said you thought 652 00:12:29,037 --> 00:12:31,206 you saw Sandra Bullock. 653 00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:33,041 I already know the ending. 654 00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:33,041 It wasn't her. 655 00:12:33,041 --> 00:12:34,042 End of story. 656 00:12:34,042 --> 00:12:36,336 Yeah, but you don't even know 657 00:12:34,042 --> 00:12:36,336 who it really was. 658 00:12:36,336 --> 00:12:37,462 I know it's 659 00:12:36,336 --> 00:12:37,462 not Sandra Bullock, 660 00:12:37,462 --> 00:12:38,629 so I'm not invested. 661 00:12:38,629 --> 00:12:40,841 You know, I really loved her 662 00:12:38,629 --> 00:12:40,841 in that movie "Gravity." 663 00:12:40,841 --> 00:12:42,300 Who cares? 664 00:12:40,841 --> 00:12:42,300 She wasn't there. 665 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:44,219 Oh, please be leaving. 666 00:12:44,219 --> 00:12:46,346 May I finish 667 00:12:44,219 --> 00:12:46,346 my story? 668 00:12:46,346 --> 00:12:48,264 So, I start following 669 00:12:46,346 --> 00:12:48,264 Sandra Bullock... 670 00:12:48,264 --> 00:12:49,765 Not Sandra Bullock. 671 00:12:49,765 --> 00:12:51,351 around the grocery store. 672 00:12:51,351 --> 00:12:54,229 She goes first to 673 00:12:51,351 --> 00:12:54,229 the frozen section, 674 00:12:54,229 --> 00:12:57,523 then she goes to 675 00:12:54,229 --> 00:12:57,523 the detergent aisle. 676 00:12:57,523 --> 00:12:59,484 I'm thinking to myself 677 00:12:57,523 --> 00:12:59,484 this whole time, 678 00:12:59,484 --> 00:13:01,027 "I am gonna go 679 00:12:59,484 --> 00:13:01,027 and introduce myself, 680 00:13:01,027 --> 00:13:03,154 but it has to be 681 00:13:01,027 --> 00:13:03,154 at the right time." 682 00:13:03,154 --> 00:13:04,697 So I keep following her. 683 00:13:04,697 --> 00:13:07,033 Eventually, she leaves 684 00:13:04,697 --> 00:13:07,033 the store. 685 00:13:07,033 --> 00:13:09,953 She goes outside, 686 00:13:07,033 --> 00:13:09,953 which was actually really hot 687 00:13:09,953 --> 00:13:11,412 to be January, because, 688 00:13:09,953 --> 00:13:11,412 remember, last year ... 689 00:13:11,412 --> 00:13:12,956 We know the month, 690 00:13:11,412 --> 00:13:12,956 we know the weather, 691 00:13:12,956 --> 00:13:14,290 we know it's 692 00:13:12,956 --> 00:13:14,290 not Sandra Bullock. 693 00:13:14,290 --> 00:13:15,583 Are you leaving? 694 00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:17,961 I want your spot. 695 00:13:17,961 --> 00:13:19,712 Oh, please. 696 00:13:19,712 --> 00:13:22,340 Don't flatter 697 00:13:19,712 --> 00:13:22,340 yourself, lady. 698 00:13:22,340 --> 00:13:23,424 Manny, 699 00:13:22,340 --> 00:13:23,424 are you listening? 700 00:13:23,424 --> 00:13:24,759 No, sorry. 701 00:13:23,424 --> 00:13:24,759 I wasn't paying attention. 702 00:13:24,759 --> 00:13:26,552 Because you're not holding 703 00:13:24,759 --> 00:13:26,552 his attention. 704 00:13:26,552 --> 00:13:28,096 And this is what 705 00:13:26,552 --> 00:13:28,096 I've been talking about ... 706 00:13:28,096 --> 00:13:29,597 too many useless details. 707 00:13:29,597 --> 00:13:30,681 Get on with it. 708 00:13:30,681 --> 00:13:34,519 So, she turns around, 709 00:13:30,681 --> 00:13:34,519 she takes her sunglasses off, 710 00:13:34,519 --> 00:13:35,896 which was really weird, 711 00:13:35,896 --> 00:13:38,814 because it was 712 00:13:35,896 --> 00:13:38,814 the exact same pair 713 00:13:38,814 --> 00:13:40,901 that I bought last year that 714 00:13:38,814 --> 00:13:40,901 I lost on that plane ride ... 715 00:13:40,901 --> 00:13:42,818 Nobody cares about 716 00:13:40,901 --> 00:13:42,818 your sunglasses. 717 00:13:42,818 --> 00:13:44,237 Just get to the end. 718 00:13:44,237 --> 00:13:45,655 I don't want to now. 719 00:13:45,655 --> 00:13:47,448 The woman turns to 720 00:13:45,655 --> 00:13:47,448 your mother and says, 721 00:13:47,448 --> 00:13:49,034 "Oh, my God. 722 00:13:47,448 --> 00:13:49,034 Are you Salma Hayek?" 723 00:13:49,034 --> 00:13:50,035 Here we go. 724 00:13:50,035 --> 00:13:51,286 I'm just trying 725 00:13:50,035 --> 00:13:51,286 to help you. 726 00:13:51,286 --> 00:13:53,371 Put on blinker, 727 00:13:51,286 --> 00:13:53,371 check mirrors, 728 00:13:53,371 --> 00:13:54,956 watch jerk steal your spot, 729 00:13:54,956 --> 00:13:57,375 regret quitting karate 730 00:13:54,956 --> 00:13:57,375 in 4th grade. 731 00:13:57,375 --> 00:13:59,085 You know what, Jay, 732 00:13:57,375 --> 00:13:59,085 this is not about 733 00:13:59,085 --> 00:14:00,295 who tells the best story. 734 00:14:00,295 --> 00:14:02,755 This is about 735 00:14:00,295 --> 00:14:02,755 you jumping in that night 736 00:14:02,755 --> 00:14:04,757 like you just wanted me 737 00:14:02,755 --> 00:14:04,757 to stop talking because 738 00:14:04,757 --> 00:14:07,427 I was embarrassing 739 00:14:04,757 --> 00:14:07,427 you or something. 740 00:14:07,427 --> 00:14:09,304 You made me feel stupid. 741 00:14:09,304 --> 00:14:13,516 You think it's nothing, 742 00:14:09,304 --> 00:14:13,516 but you hurt my feelings. 743 00:14:13,516 --> 00:14:16,186 Gloria, that's the last thing 744 00:14:13,516 --> 00:14:16,186 I meant to happen. 745 00:14:16,186 --> 00:14:18,939 You're just saying that. 746 00:14:16,186 --> 00:14:18,939 You don't really understand. 747 00:14:18,939 --> 00:14:20,690 No, I'm sorry. 748 00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:22,192 Hell, I'm the last guy 749 00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:22,192 who wants to make somebody 750 00:14:22,192 --> 00:14:24,152 feel like 751 00:14:22,192 --> 00:14:24,152 they sound stupid. 752 00:14:24,152 --> 00:14:25,611 Did I ever tell you 753 00:14:24,152 --> 00:14:25,611 about the little boy 754 00:14:25,611 --> 00:14:28,073 from my neighborhood 755 00:14:25,611 --> 00:14:28,073 who stuttered? 756 00:14:28,073 --> 00:14:29,699 He was real self-conscious 757 00:14:28,073 --> 00:14:29,699 about it. 758 00:14:29,699 --> 00:14:31,617 What kid wouldn't be? 759 00:14:31,617 --> 00:14:33,870 At school, when the teacher 760 00:14:31,617 --> 00:14:33,870 would ask him a question, 761 00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:35,580 he tried so hard 762 00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:35,580 to get the words out, 763 00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:37,165 but it just wouldn't come. 764 00:14:37,165 --> 00:14:38,791 Rest of the kids 765 00:14:37,165 --> 00:14:38,791 stared at him, 766 00:14:38,791 --> 00:14:40,626 which only made 767 00:14:38,791 --> 00:14:40,626 the stuttering worse. 768 00:14:40,626 --> 00:14:43,213 They'd whisper behind 769 00:14:40,626 --> 00:14:43,213 his back and laugh. 770 00:14:43,213 --> 00:14:46,257 Finally, got to the point 771 00:14:43,213 --> 00:14:46,257 when the teacher called on him 772 00:14:46,257 --> 00:14:48,969 to answer a question, 773 00:14:46,257 --> 00:14:48,969 even if he knew the answer, 774 00:14:48,969 --> 00:14:51,679 he'd just say, 775 00:14:48,969 --> 00:14:51,679 "I don't know." 776 00:14:51,679 --> 00:14:53,598 Then the teacher would shake 777 00:14:51,679 --> 00:14:53,598 his head and say, 778 00:14:53,598 --> 00:14:56,017 "Next time, 779 00:14:53,598 --> 00:14:56,017 study harder, Jay." 780 00:14:56,017 --> 00:14:58,686 You were that little kid? 781 00:14:58,686 --> 00:15:00,188 So sad. 782 00:15:00,188 --> 00:15:02,107 That must have been 783 00:15:00,188 --> 00:15:02,107 very hard for you. 784 00:15:02,107 --> 00:15:03,358 It was. 785 00:15:03,358 --> 00:15:05,693 We're parked. 786 00:15:05,693 --> 00:15:08,113 Okay, the movie's 787 00:15:05,693 --> 00:15:08,113 about to start. 788 00:15:08,113 --> 00:15:09,114 Let's go. 789 00:15:12,783 --> 00:15:14,744 Man, I haven't thought 790 00:15:12,783 --> 00:15:14,744 about that in years. 791 00:15:14,744 --> 00:15:18,206 That was really moving. 792 00:15:18,206 --> 00:15:22,043 'Cause that's 793 00:15:18,206 --> 00:15:22,043 how you tell a story. 794 00:15:25,546 --> 00:15:27,382 Hi, could you bring out 795 00:15:25,546 --> 00:15:27,382 the birthday cake 796 00:15:27,382 --> 00:15:28,591 in like five, minutes? 797 00:15:28,591 --> 00:15:29,968 Sure, do you want 798 00:15:28,591 --> 00:15:29,968 the whole song and everything? 799 00:15:29,968 --> 00:15:31,511 Oh, that would be great. 800 00:15:29,968 --> 00:15:31,511 I only ask because 801 00:15:31,511 --> 00:15:33,721 we don't love doing it. 802 00:15:31,511 --> 00:15:33,721 Okay, thanks. 803 00:15:33,721 --> 00:15:36,349 Hey. 804 00:15:33,721 --> 00:15:36,349 So, birthday boy, 805 00:15:36,349 --> 00:15:37,517 how you feeling? 806 00:15:37,517 --> 00:15:39,685 Um, a little nervous, 807 00:15:37,517 --> 00:15:39,685 actually. 808 00:15:39,685 --> 00:15:40,561 Why? 809 00:15:40,561 --> 00:15:43,106 Uh, well... 810 00:15:43,106 --> 00:15:45,108 Oh, my God. 811 00:15:45,108 --> 00:15:46,609 Haley, when I woke up 812 00:15:45,108 --> 00:15:46,609 this morning, 813 00:15:46,609 --> 00:15:48,862 I just had 814 00:15:46,609 --> 00:15:48,862 this feeling. 815 00:15:48,862 --> 00:15:50,030 And I know 816 00:15:48,862 --> 00:15:50,030 this is sudden, 817 00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:52,073 but like any mid-to-large 818 00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:52,073 market weatherman, 819 00:15:52,073 --> 00:15:53,699 I trust my instincts. 820 00:15:53,699 --> 00:15:55,994 And it might have something 821 00:15:53,699 --> 00:15:55,994 to do with turning 45, 822 00:15:55,994 --> 00:15:58,579 but today my instincts told me 823 00:15:55,994 --> 00:15:58,579 not to wait another second 824 00:15:58,579 --> 00:16:02,542 to spend the rest of my life 825 00:15:58,579 --> 00:16:02,542 with the woman I love. 826 00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:06,337 Haley Gwendolyn Dunphy, 827 00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:06,337 will you marry me? 828 00:16:09,049 --> 00:16:10,175 Yes. 829 00:16:10,175 --> 00:16:11,843 Yes, I'll marry you. 830 00:16:10,175 --> 00:16:11,843 Really? You will? 831 00:16:11,843 --> 00:16:13,970 Yeah! 832 00:16:11,843 --> 00:16:13,970 Oh! 833 00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:16,514 It just feels right, you know? 834 00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:16,514 I don't want to over-think it. 835 00:16:16,514 --> 00:16:18,391 That's what I love about you. 836 00:16:16,514 --> 00:16:18,391 You don't over-think anything. 837 00:16:18,391 --> 00:16:20,060 Aww. 838 00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:21,686 Oh, you've made me 839 00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:21,686 the happiest man in the world. 840 00:16:21,686 --> 00:16:23,563 I don't know how to say this 841 00:16:21,686 --> 00:16:23,563 without sounding superficial, 842 00:16:23,563 --> 00:16:24,981 but I need a closer look 843 00:16:23,563 --> 00:16:24,981 at this ring. 844 00:16:24,981 --> 00:16:26,524 Yeah, sit down, 845 00:16:24,981 --> 00:16:26,524 sit down. 846 00:16:26,524 --> 00:16:28,401 It was my grandmother's. 847 00:16:28,401 --> 00:16:30,111 She hid it in 848 00:16:28,401 --> 00:16:30,111 her hollowed-out wooden foot 849 00:16:30,111 --> 00:16:31,112 during the 850 00:16:30,111 --> 00:16:31,112 Great Depression. 851 00:16:31,112 --> 00:16:33,531 So crazy, my grandmother's 852 00:16:31,112 --> 00:16:33,531 on Snapchat. 853 00:16:33,531 --> 00:16:34,908 It's beautiful. 854 00:16:34,908 --> 00:16:36,492 I didn't ruin 855 00:16:34,908 --> 00:16:36,492 the surprise, did I? 856 00:16:36,492 --> 00:16:37,785 I mean, I was trying to act 857 00:16:36,492 --> 00:16:37,785 normal through dinner. 858 00:16:37,785 --> 00:16:39,996 I just couldn't hide 859 00:16:37,785 --> 00:16:39,996 how nervous I was. 860 00:16:39,996 --> 00:16:42,290 It's how I imagine fans feel 861 00:16:39,996 --> 00:16:42,290 when they come up and meet me. 862 00:16:42,290 --> 00:16:44,125 No, I didn't expect 863 00:16:42,290 --> 00:16:44,125 it at all. 864 00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:45,793 I just thought you were nervous 865 00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:45,793 because the light's 866 00:16:45,793 --> 00:16:46,962 on the right side 867 00:16:45,793 --> 00:16:46,962 of your face. 868 00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,671 Yeah. 869 00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,671 Oh, look at me ... 870 00:16:48,671 --> 00:16:50,590 I can't stop smiling. 871 00:16:48,671 --> 00:16:50,590 Yeah! 872 00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:52,383 Usually I like to save 873 00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:52,383 my smiles for on-camera 874 00:16:52,383 --> 00:16:53,969 because they come off 875 00:16:52,383 --> 00:16:53,969 more real that way. 876 00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,470 Oh, yeah. 877 00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,470 But this is worth it. 878 00:16:55,470 --> 00:16:57,722 Mm. 879 00:16:57,722 --> 00:16:59,057 That's odd. 880 00:16:57,722 --> 00:16:59,057 What's wrong? 881 00:16:59,057 --> 00:17:01,642 It's raining. 882 00:16:59,057 --> 00:17:01,642 I didn't predict that. 883 00:17:01,642 --> 00:17:02,810 I called for 884 00:17:01,642 --> 00:17:02,810 clear skies tonight. 885 00:17:02,810 --> 00:17:03,895 Hmm. 886 00:17:03,895 --> 00:17:06,106 Ooh, should we order 887 00:17:03,895 --> 00:17:06,106 some champagne to celebrate? 888 00:17:06,106 --> 00:17:07,815 I can't believe 889 00:17:06,106 --> 00:17:07,815 my forecast was wrong. 890 00:17:07,815 --> 00:17:09,567 Oh, don't beat 891 00:17:07,815 --> 00:17:09,567 yourself up about it. 892 00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:11,945 If it helps, my weather app 893 00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:11,945 didn't predict rain either. 894 00:17:11,945 --> 00:17:13,696 Your what? 895 00:17:11,945 --> 00:17:13,696 Nothing. 896 00:17:13,696 --> 00:17:15,490 My God, look 897 00:17:13,696 --> 00:17:15,490 at those winds. 898 00:17:15,490 --> 00:17:18,076 They must register at least 899 00:17:15,490 --> 00:17:18,076 a 10 on the Beaufort Scale. 900 00:17:18,076 --> 00:17:20,203 Think of all 901 00:17:18,076 --> 00:17:20,203 the sun roofs left open. 902 00:17:20,203 --> 00:17:23,456 Think of all the freshly 903 00:17:20,203 --> 00:17:23,456 blown-out hair de-volumizing. 904 00:17:23,456 --> 00:17:24,540 How could I not see 905 00:17:23,456 --> 00:17:24,540 this coming? 906 00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:25,876 Rainer. 907 00:17:25,876 --> 00:17:27,377 Is this the only thing 908 00:17:25,876 --> 00:17:27,377 I was off about today? 909 00:17:27,377 --> 00:17:29,170 What do you mean? 910 00:17:29,170 --> 00:17:31,506 Well, let's face it, Haley. 911 00:17:29,170 --> 00:17:31,506 I did not think this through. 912 00:17:31,506 --> 00:17:33,341 I mean, where are 913 00:17:31,506 --> 00:17:33,341 we gonna live? 914 00:17:33,341 --> 00:17:35,676 My place only has one walk-in 915 00:17:33,341 --> 00:17:35,676 closet, which would stay mine. 916 00:17:35,676 --> 00:17:37,846 And how's my daughter gonna feel 917 00:17:35,676 --> 00:17:37,846 about us getting married? 918 00:17:37,846 --> 00:17:39,347 Are you gonna want 919 00:17:37,846 --> 00:17:39,347 to have children? 920 00:17:39,347 --> 00:17:40,974 Can I even have 921 00:17:39,347 --> 00:17:40,974 more children? 922 00:17:40,974 --> 00:17:42,725 I've spent a lot of 923 00:17:40,974 --> 00:17:42,725 time in tanning beds. 924 00:17:42,725 --> 00:17:45,270 Um, I think 925 00:17:42,725 --> 00:17:45,270 you're spinning a little. 926 00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:48,439 Look, sometimes when 927 00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:48,439 I'm reorganizing my closet, 928 00:17:48,439 --> 00:17:51,026 I feel overwhelmed, like I'm 929 00:17:48,439 --> 00:17:51,026 never gonna get through it all. 930 00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:54,404 So I force myself to look 931 00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:54,404 at things in smaller sections. 932 00:17:54,404 --> 00:17:56,907 I arrange five pairs 933 00:17:54,404 --> 00:17:56,907 of shoes at a time. 934 00:17:56,907 --> 00:17:59,075 12 hours later, 935 00:17:56,907 --> 00:17:59,075 I'm done. 936 00:17:59,075 --> 00:18:00,660 So, that's 937 00:17:59,075 --> 00:18:00,660 what we'll do. 938 00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:02,495 We'll take things 939 00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:02,495 five years at a time. 940 00:18:02,495 --> 00:18:04,372 In five years, I'll be 50. 941 00:18:02,495 --> 00:18:04,372 What? 942 00:18:04,372 --> 00:18:06,166 What did you think 943 00:18:04,372 --> 00:18:06,166 45 plus 5 was? 944 00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:07,876 Well, until today, 945 00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:07,876 you were 44, 946 00:18:07,876 --> 00:18:10,170 which I had basically 947 00:18:07,876 --> 00:18:10,170 convinced myself was 40, 948 00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:13,131 and now suddenly we're talking 949 00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:13,131 about 50, which is basically 60. 950 00:18:13,131 --> 00:18:14,549 Wait, wait. 951 00:18:13,131 --> 00:18:14,549 Why are you panicking? 952 00:18:14,549 --> 00:18:16,551 I'm the one who can't mess up 953 00:18:14,549 --> 00:18:16,551 another marriage. 954 00:18:16,551 --> 00:18:18,303 I mean, you mess up 955 00:18:16,551 --> 00:18:18,303 the first one, fine. 956 00:18:18,303 --> 00:18:20,263 It's a mulligan. 957 00:18:18,303 --> 00:18:20,263 But the second one fails, 958 00:18:20,263 --> 00:18:21,848 and suddenly I'm the problem. 959 00:18:21,848 --> 00:18:23,808 I lose my chance 960 00:18:21,848 --> 00:18:23,808 at being the spokesperson 961 00:18:23,808 --> 00:18:25,601 for Blue Monsoon 962 00:18:23,808 --> 00:18:25,601 Korean Energy Drink. 963 00:18:25,601 --> 00:18:27,103 Let's just 964 00:18:25,601 --> 00:18:27,103 take a breath. 965 00:18:27,103 --> 00:18:28,563 It's natural to freak out 966 00:18:27,103 --> 00:18:28,563 a little bit. 967 00:18:28,563 --> 00:18:31,316 We're making a lifetime 968 00:18:28,563 --> 00:18:31,316 commitment. 969 00:18:31,316 --> 00:18:32,733 We're going to 970 00:18:31,316 --> 00:18:32,733 be together forever. 971 00:18:34,945 --> 00:18:38,448 Just you and me. 972 00:18:34,945 --> 00:18:38,448 Forever. 973 00:18:38,448 --> 00:18:40,783 You just said that. 974 00:18:40,783 --> 00:18:42,243 I know. 975 00:18:42,243 --> 00:18:45,080 Because ... 976 00:18:42,243 --> 00:18:45,080 because it's great. 977 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,747 That's what every 978 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,747 girl wants, right? 979 00:18:46,747 --> 00:18:49,209 I mean, sure, I'm still really 980 00:18:46,747 --> 00:18:49,209 young and there's obviously 981 00:18:49,209 --> 00:18:51,502 so much more I thought I'd do 982 00:18:49,209 --> 00:18:51,502 before I tied myself down 983 00:18:51,502 --> 00:18:53,463 to one person for 984 00:18:51,502 --> 00:18:53,463 the rest of my life. 985 00:18:53,463 --> 00:18:56,049 But does anyone ever truly feel 986 00:18:53,463 --> 00:18:56,049 ready to get married? 987 00:18:56,049 --> 00:18:57,175 I mean, probably. 988 00:18:57,175 --> 00:18:58,927 Haley. 989 00:18:57,175 --> 00:18:58,927 But it's not like I'm dying. 990 00:18:58,927 --> 00:19:00,678 I just won't 991 00:18:58,927 --> 00:19:00,678 be single anymore. 992 00:19:00,678 --> 00:19:02,222 I'll won't ever go 993 00:19:00,678 --> 00:19:02,222 on a first date again. 994 00:19:02,222 --> 00:19:03,598 I won't ever have 995 00:19:02,222 --> 00:19:03,598 a first kiss. 996 00:19:03,598 --> 00:19:04,891 I won't ever dance 997 00:19:03,598 --> 00:19:04,891 near a deejay booth 998 00:19:04,891 --> 00:19:06,434 hoping someone will like 999 00:19:04,891 --> 00:19:06,434 what they see 1000 00:19:06,434 --> 00:19:07,727 and offer me 1001 00:19:06,434 --> 00:19:07,727 a ride home. 1002 00:19:07,727 --> 00:19:09,479 Oh, my ... is it - is it me? 1003 00:19:09,479 --> 00:19:10,939 Or is it just 1004 00:19:09,479 --> 00:19:10,939 crazy hot in here? 1005 00:19:10,939 --> 00:19:12,607 Can somebody open 1006 00:19:10,939 --> 00:19:12,607 a window, please? 1007 00:19:12,607 --> 00:19:14,317 No, no, they can't because, 1008 00:19:12,607 --> 00:19:14,317 as I did not predict, 1009 00:19:14,317 --> 00:19:15,443 it's raining outside. 1010 00:19:15,443 --> 00:19:18,071 Ew, my finger 1011 00:19:15,443 --> 00:19:18,071 is swelling up. 1012 00:19:18,071 --> 00:19:20,490 Oh, why is your grandmother's 1013 00:19:18,071 --> 00:19:20,490 Depression ring so tight? 1014 00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,117 Give me that butter. 1015 00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:23,368 Here, let me help 1016 00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:23,368 you with that. 1017 00:19:23,368 --> 00:19:24,369 Ugh. 1018 00:19:24,369 --> 00:19:25,370 I got it. 1019 00:19:25,370 --> 00:19:26,412 Ow! 1020 00:19:25,370 --> 00:19:26,412 Oh, my God. 1021 00:19:26,412 --> 00:19:27,622 I'm so sorry. 1022 00:19:26,412 --> 00:19:27,622 Nope, it's okay. 1023 00:19:27,622 --> 00:19:28,789 I'm fine. 1024 00:19:28,789 --> 00:19:30,500 At least the ring 1025 00:19:28,789 --> 00:19:30,500 came off. 1026 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:31,877 Ow. 1027 00:19:31,877 --> 00:19:34,504 Yeah, um, feels better. 1028 00:19:37,883 --> 00:19:44,347 Look, um... 1029 00:19:37,883 --> 00:19:44,347 maybe you're right. 1030 00:19:44,347 --> 00:19:48,184 Maybe we should rethink 1031 00:19:44,347 --> 00:19:48,184 this whole marriage thing. 1032 00:19:48,184 --> 00:19:50,937 I don't remember 1033 00:19:48,184 --> 00:19:50,937 saying that. 1034 00:19:50,937 --> 00:19:52,647 It's clear 1035 00:19:50,937 --> 00:19:52,647 you're having doubts. 1036 00:19:52,647 --> 00:19:54,399 We both are. 1037 00:19:54,399 --> 00:19:56,902 Let's just keep dating 1038 00:19:54,399 --> 00:19:56,902 and see where it goes. 1039 00:19:56,902 --> 00:19:58,194 I don't want to do that. 1040 00:19:58,194 --> 00:20:01,489 I mean, I ... clearly, 1041 00:19:58,194 --> 00:20:01,489 I've had some commitment issues, 1042 00:20:01,489 --> 00:20:03,449 and I know I had 1043 00:20:01,489 --> 00:20:03,449 a momentary freak out there, 1044 00:20:03,449 --> 00:20:08,079 but I was ... I had 1045 00:20:03,449 --> 00:20:08,079 no idea that you w... 1046 00:20:08,079 --> 00:20:09,539 Haley, I know 1047 00:20:08,079 --> 00:20:09,539 it's unfair. 1048 00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:10,706 I guess I was just hoping 1049 00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:10,706 you'd be sure enough 1050 00:20:10,706 --> 00:20:11,917 for the both of us. 1051 00:20:11,917 --> 00:20:13,459 You're right. 1052 00:20:13,459 --> 00:20:14,878 It isn't fair. 1053 00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:19,299 You're really giving 1054 00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:19,299 this back? 1055 00:20:20,716 --> 00:20:23,636 Just for now. 1056 00:20:23,636 --> 00:20:25,305 Haley, I'm 45 years old. 1057 00:20:25,305 --> 00:20:28,433 I-I don't want to just date 1058 00:20:25,305 --> 00:20:28,433 and see where things go. 1059 00:20:28,433 --> 00:20:30,018 That's not where 1060 00:20:28,433 --> 00:20:30,018 I am in my life. 1061 00:20:30,018 --> 00:20:31,937 What are you saying? 1062 00:20:31,937 --> 00:20:34,064 Well, I think 1063 00:20:31,937 --> 00:20:34,064 we're both saying it. 1064 00:20:34,064 --> 00:20:35,899 No, no, don't. 1065 00:20:35,899 --> 00:20:37,108 Oh, good. 1066 00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:40,486 Do you want to blow out 1067 00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:40,486 the candles? 1068 00:20:49,537 --> 00:20:52,748 Sir? 1069 00:20:52,748 --> 00:20:53,666 Sir. 1070 00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:55,543 Wh-what happened? 1071 00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:55,543 Are we in Dallas yet? 1072 00:20:55,543 --> 00:20:57,545 No, we've left Dallas. 1073 00:20:55,543 --> 00:20:57,545 We're in Turks and Caicos. 1074 00:20:57,545 --> 00:20:59,547 We need to clean the plane. 1075 00:20:57,545 --> 00:20:59,547 What? 1076 00:20:59,547 --> 00:21:01,132 Do you remember 1077 00:20:59,547 --> 00:21:01,132 being in Dallas? 1078 00:21:01,132 --> 00:21:02,843 No, we must have slept 1079 00:21:01,132 --> 00:21:02,843 through it. 1080 00:21:02,843 --> 00:21:05,053 You're wearing a cowboy hat. 1081 00:21:02,843 --> 00:21:05,053 So are you. 1082 00:21:05,053 --> 00:21:06,096 What is this? 1083 00:21:06,096 --> 00:21:08,306 I don't think we're supposed 1084 00:21:06,096 --> 00:21:08,306 to have that. 1085 00:21:11,017 --> 00:21:12,560 So, it appears I've gotten 1086 00:21:11,017 --> 00:21:12,560 a piercing. 1087 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:13,811 What? 1088 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:13,811 Mm-hmm. 1089 00:21:13,811 --> 00:21:16,647 "Murray." 1090 00:21:13,811 --> 00:21:16,647 Why does your arm say "Murray"? 1091 00:21:16,647 --> 00:21:18,649 Who... whose dog is this? 1092 00:21:18,649 --> 00:21:20,276 What do you mean 1093 00:21:18,649 --> 00:21:20,276 "whose dog"? 1094 00:21:20,276 --> 00:21:21,569 You refused to board 1095 00:21:20,276 --> 00:21:21,569 without him. 1096 00:21:21,569 --> 00:21:22,820 I did? 1097 00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:25,490 Okay, well, let's go. 1098 00:21:25,490 --> 00:21:28,659 I don't remember 1099 00:21:25,490 --> 00:21:28,659 my bag being this heavy. 1100 00:21:28,659 --> 00:21:30,328 Uh-oh. 1101 00:21:30,328 --> 00:21:33,248 Captions by VITAC :