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Jay and I are partners

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in a parking lot,

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and it's added a wonderful

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new dynamic to our relationship.

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The first step was hiring

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someone to man the booth.

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We narrowed it down to

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the two candidates who applied.

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I don't think

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it should be,

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"I hope there's

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a place to park

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near where

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I love to have lunch."

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I think it

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should be,

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"I hope there's

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a place to have lunch

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near where

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I love to park."

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Huh?

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So, Tibor,

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tell us why you're excited

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about a career in parking.

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Is good.

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That's a tough one.

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My top three...

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Destiny's Child...

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Oh.

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Janet Jackson...

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Yes.

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and my fave ...

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Metallica.

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Oh, my goodness,

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you are so complex.

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Tibor, what are your

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favorite kinds of music?

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Tibor.

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Is good?

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Oh-oh.

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Well, I think

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the choice is clear.

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Tibor.

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Joan.

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Tibor?

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I like his energy.

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He doesn't have any.

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Well, I like Joan.

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She's fun.

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Take her to the movies.

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This is a business.

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Uh-oh.

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Looks like

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we're at a stand-off.

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God, not the coin.

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Even super-duper pals like

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Jay and I disagree sometimes,

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so... I dreamed up

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this baby.

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If it comes up Phil,

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I win.

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If it comes up Jay,

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he wins.

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He hated this,

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but I told him,

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"The coin adds 10 pounds."

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So, how hard-core

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is this march going to be?

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Just a peaceful

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gathering of women

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working towards

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the same goal

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of equality.

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We're not burning bras

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or anything.

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Good, 'cause I just got

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my first one.

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I'm not torching it

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before Naomi's sleepover.

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This is a really

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exciting time

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for you, Lily.

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This is your first

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taste of feminism.

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We're all here

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as your mentors ...

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or "womentors".

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Hmm?

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Come on,

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I just coined that.

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We fake-laughed

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at "sheroic."

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The well is dry.

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This stupid traffic!

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Look at all these women

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in these cars, Lily.

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It's so inspiring.

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All for one!

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One for all ...

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I am gonna cut around

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these idiots!

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What was that?

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Somebody shot out

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the tire!

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Really? That's where

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you go with this?

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It was a pothole.

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The dashboard

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is going crazy.

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It's a flat tire.

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Perfect.

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I wouldn't know

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about "flat."

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Phil! Phil!

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We have a problem.

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Aww..."we"?

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I'm trying to get to

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that bakery that makes

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those bear claws.

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That chatterbox you

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and your coin hired

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is clogging up

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our parking lot.

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Listen...

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Oh, great.

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There goes eight bucks.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

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whoa, whoa, whoa,

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whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Is this an official

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partners' meeting?

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Hold on.

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Good morning and welcome.

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Partners present ...

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Phil Dunphy ...

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Put down

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your stupid notebook.

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You're the one

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who wanted to hire her.

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You've got to tell

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her to speed it up

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or hit the road.

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I want you to know

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that I hear you

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and will address

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this posthaste.

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Now, if we could move on

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to some unfinished business

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from the

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last meeting, um...

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"My feelings

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are still hurt

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from you telling me

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all the places

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you want me to put the coin."

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Ah, it's after

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ten o'clock ...

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too late to eat

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a bear claw now,

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I'll be too sugared up

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for my nap.

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Everything's ruined.

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Hey.

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You look busy.

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Oh, yeah, well, I'm

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just putting the

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finishing touches

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on the costumes

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for this year's

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school musical.

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You mean the one

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that's supposedly

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based on your life,

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but is a beat-for-beat rip-off

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of "The Wizard of Oz"?

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Mine is the story

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of a precocious farm kid

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who takes a magical journey

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to the big city.

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How is that

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"Wizard of Oz"?

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Cam,

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you have a Tin Man.

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That's our

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high-school mascot.

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We were

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the Mighty Milk Jugs.

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You know this.

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Hi, Pam.

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Hey, y'all.

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Listen, upstairs

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in the kitchen...

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Mm-hmm.

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is there, um...

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one of those,

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uh...

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you know,

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things that, uh...

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Wait, what were

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you asking me?

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Pam, are ...

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are you okay?

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Oh, honey,

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you look exhausted.

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The baby didn't sleep

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again last night.

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I'll tell you,

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I haven't been

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this out of sorts

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since that twister

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lifted up our house.

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Told ya.

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That wind

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was so strong

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it shucked

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all our corn.

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Mm-hmm.

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It was like...

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whenev...

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She sleeping?

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No, she's fine.

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Our plough horse used

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to do the same thing.

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Baby's crying.

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Okay. Why don't I

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put this on pause?

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I'll come up and help you out

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for a little bit.

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Oh, maybe Mitchell

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should help.

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He's just so good

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with baby Calhoun.

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Aww.

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I ought to call you

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"Uncle Secret Touch".

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That seems like

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a "500 feet away

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from a playground"

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kind of nickname.

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But I will

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be happy to help.

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Okay, well, I'll just

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be down here, in case

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nobody needs me.

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Hey, wh-why don't

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you head upstairs?

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I-I'll be right up,

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okay?

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Oh, thank you.

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Yeah.

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You know,

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you try to hide it,

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but you are

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a sensitive soul...

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"Uncle Sneaky Feeler".

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Yeah, before we go wide with

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that, let's, um ... not. Okay.

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Cam.

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What?

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I think it's great

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that she's asking you

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to help out with baby Cal

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instead of his own

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flesh and blood.

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I guess the only thing

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I'm good for

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is putting on a wig

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and taking her SATs.

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I cannot believe

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you're jealous.

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I'm hardly jealous.

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I'm much too busy.

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Oh, finishing

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the flying monkeys?

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They're not

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flying monkeys.

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Let me ask you ... what

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do you think happens

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to possums

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during a tornado?

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Ugh.

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Park it over there,

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next to that Buick.

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There he is.

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Hey, Joan. How's

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everything down here today?

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Putting cars in spaces

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and smiles on faces.

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Oh.

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Well, except for yours.

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What's wrong?

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Oh, no, I'm good.

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Yeah, definitely good.

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Phil... if there's

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two things I know ...

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it's people

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and parking.

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And you look like

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you trying to get

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out of a tough spot.

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You see

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right through me.

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There was an issue at

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our partners' meeting.

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Hold on

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one second.

307
00:05:53,665 --> 00:05:54,916
Hey, sugar!

308
00:05:54,999 --> 00:05:57,794
All right, girl,

309
00:05:54,999 --> 00:05:57,794
how was the office party?

310
00:05:57,877 --> 00:05:59,588
I kept all my clothes on

311
00:05:57,877 --> 00:05:59,588
this time.

312
00:05:59,671 --> 00:06:00,880
And you were right ...

313
00:06:00,964 --> 00:06:03,382
I stayed away from mixers

314
00:06:00,964 --> 00:06:03,382
and I'm not hungover!

315
00:06:03,466 --> 00:06:04,425
See?

316
00:06:04,509 --> 00:06:07,011
You can't lose

317
00:06:04,509 --> 00:06:07,011
if it's nothing but booze.

318
00:06:07,095 --> 00:06:08,597
That deserves...

319
00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,139
confetti bomb!

320
00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,139
Oh!

321
00:06:10,223 --> 00:06:11,265
You're the greatest.

322
00:06:11,349 --> 00:06:13,434
Park it over there

323
00:06:11,349 --> 00:06:13,434
by that blue Toyota.

324
00:06:13,518 --> 00:06:15,478
My girl!

325
00:06:16,771 --> 00:06:18,064
She is a bit

326
00:06:16,771 --> 00:06:18,064
of a drinker,

327
00:06:18,147 --> 00:06:19,733
so I like to give her

328
00:06:18,147 --> 00:06:19,733
a lot of space.

329
00:06:19,816 --> 00:06:20,817
All right.

330
00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:22,401
Now, what did you want

331
00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:22,401
to talk about?

332
00:06:22,443 --> 00:06:23,653
Nothing.

333
00:06:23,737 --> 00:06:25,238
Everything here

334
00:06:23,737 --> 00:06:25,238
is perfect.

335
00:06:25,321 --> 00:06:27,532
Well, almost.

336
00:06:25,321 --> 00:06:27,532
Something

337
00:06:25,321 --> 00:06:27,532
on your mind?

338
00:06:27,616 --> 00:06:30,910
No, but something

339
00:06:27,616 --> 00:06:30,910
is on my feet all day ... me.

340
00:06:30,994 --> 00:06:33,371
How 'bout... a gel mat

341
00:06:30,994 --> 00:06:33,371
for the booth?

342
00:06:33,454 --> 00:06:34,956
Oh, I'm getting

343
00:06:33,454 --> 00:06:34,956
you a mat...

344
00:06:35,039 --> 00:06:36,290
'cause you're

345
00:06:35,039 --> 00:06:36,290
all that.

346
00:06:36,374 --> 00:06:38,334
Ooh! Ha ha!

347
00:06:38,417 --> 00:06:40,086
I love that!

348
00:06:40,169 --> 00:06:41,588
Confetti bomb!

349
00:06:43,882 --> 00:06:46,342
It wasn't like

350
00:06:43,882 --> 00:06:46,342
I was checking up on him.

351
00:06:46,425 --> 00:06:49,345
I had my nap and I came by

352
00:06:46,425 --> 00:06:49,345
for an afternoon claw.

353
00:06:51,556 --> 00:06:54,643
I don't have a lot

354
00:06:51,556 --> 00:06:54,643
going on right now.

355
00:06:55,977 --> 00:06:57,604
I think

356
00:06:55,977 --> 00:06:57,604
it's this one.

357
00:06:57,687 --> 00:06:59,814
Hey, guys, why

358
00:06:57,687 --> 00:06:59,814
don't we just call

359
00:06:57,687 --> 00:06:59,814
roadside assistance?

360
00:06:59,898 --> 00:07:01,608
I'm sure they'll

361
00:06:59,898 --> 00:07:01,608
send somebody.

362
00:07:01,691 --> 00:07:03,527
If today is all

363
00:07:01,691 --> 00:07:03,527
about girl power,

364
00:07:03,610 --> 00:07:05,945
why can't we just

365
00:07:03,610 --> 00:07:05,945
fix it ourselves?

366
00:07:06,029 --> 00:07:08,447
I knew we shouldn't

367
00:07:06,029 --> 00:07:08,447
have brought her.

368
00:07:11,951 --> 00:07:13,202
It's funny ...

369
00:07:13,286 --> 00:07:14,245
we've only been

370
00:07:13,286 --> 00:07:14,245
volunteering here

371
00:07:14,328 --> 00:07:15,830
at the women's march

372
00:07:14,328 --> 00:07:15,830
for an hour...

373
00:07:15,914 --> 00:07:17,165
- Five minutes.

374
00:07:15,914 --> 00:07:17,165
- ... but it already feels like

375
00:07:17,248 --> 00:07:18,332
I'm part of something big,

376
00:07:18,416 --> 00:07:20,209
something

377
00:07:18,416 --> 00:07:20,209
really special.

378
00:07:20,293 --> 00:07:22,045
Would you snap

379
00:07:20,293 --> 00:07:22,045
a picture?

380
00:07:22,128 --> 00:07:23,462
So you can prove

381
00:07:22,128 --> 00:07:23,462
you were here and

382
00:07:22,128 --> 00:07:23,462
get school credit,

383
00:07:23,547 --> 00:07:24,881
and be home faster

384
00:07:23,547 --> 00:07:24,881
than the ink dries

385
00:07:24,964 --> 00:07:26,550
on that poster

386
00:07:24,964 --> 00:07:26,550
you just misspelled?

387
00:07:26,633 --> 00:07:28,092
"Women Untie"?

388
00:07:28,176 --> 00:07:29,594
Still works.

389
00:07:29,678 --> 00:07:31,095
Luke, these women

390
00:07:29,678 --> 00:07:31,095
deserve our respect.

391
00:07:31,179 --> 00:07:32,263
They've had

392
00:07:31,179 --> 00:07:32,263
to overcome

393
00:07:32,346 --> 00:07:34,348
biases and challenges

394
00:07:32,346 --> 00:07:34,348
we've never had to face.

395
00:07:34,432 --> 00:07:36,851
They're the granddaughters

396
00:07:34,432 --> 00:07:36,851
of the suffrage movement.

397
00:07:36,935 --> 00:07:37,936
Sitting through

398
00:07:36,935 --> 00:07:37,936
your little speech...

399
00:07:38,019 --> 00:07:39,896
that's suffrage.

400
00:07:39,979 --> 00:07:41,565
Oh, my God.

401
00:07:41,648 --> 00:07:43,692
I-It's Danielle Pardo

402
00:07:41,648 --> 00:07:43,692
from calculus.

403
00:07:43,775 --> 00:07:44,776
Who?

404
00:07:43,775 --> 00:07:44,776
You wouldn't

405
00:07:43,775 --> 00:07:44,776
know her.

406
00:07:44,859 --> 00:07:46,027
You run

407
00:07:44,859 --> 00:07:46,027
in different circles.

408
00:07:46,110 --> 00:07:48,237
She's in honors classes

409
00:07:46,110 --> 00:07:48,237
and you, well,

410
00:07:48,321 --> 00:07:49,656
run in circles.

411
00:07:49,739 --> 00:07:50,782
Hey, Manny!

412
00:07:50,865 --> 00:07:52,701
It's so cool

413
00:07:50,865 --> 00:07:52,701
you're here.

414
00:07:52,784 --> 00:07:54,077
And I'm here, too ...

415
00:07:52,784 --> 00:07:54,077
Luke Dunphy.

416
00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:55,328
You saw me now

417
00:07:55,411 --> 00:07:57,539
and you saw me at the end

418
00:07:55,411 --> 00:07:57,539
of the march.

419
00:07:57,622 --> 00:07:58,665
If you guys

420
00:07:57,622 --> 00:07:58,665
are making signs,

421
00:07:58,748 --> 00:07:59,999
here are some

422
00:07:58,748 --> 00:07:59,999
of the issues ...

423
00:08:00,083 --> 00:08:02,544
women make 79 cents

424
00:08:00,083 --> 00:08:02,544
on the dollar,

425
00:08:02,627 --> 00:08:04,588
and the government

426
00:08:02,627 --> 00:08:04,588
wants to tell me what

427
00:08:02,627 --> 00:08:04,588
I can do with my body.

428
00:08:04,671 --> 00:08:06,756
I mean, how would

429
00:08:04,671 --> 00:08:06,756
you feel if ...

430
00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,967
Whoa!

431
00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,967
She blew my mind.

432
00:08:09,050 --> 00:08:12,053
Society treats girls

433
00:08:09,050 --> 00:08:12,053
like second-class citizens.

434
00:08:12,136 --> 00:08:14,305
I've spent a lot of time

435
00:08:12,136 --> 00:08:14,305
on women's websites,

436
00:08:14,388 --> 00:08:16,641
but none of this stuff

437
00:08:14,388 --> 00:08:16,641
ever came up.

438
00:08:16,725 --> 00:08:19,185
You're watching

439
00:08:16,725 --> 00:08:19,185
strong women in

440
00:08:16,725 --> 00:08:19,185
action, Lily.

441
00:08:19,268 --> 00:08:20,979
When we put

442
00:08:19,268 --> 00:08:20,979
our minds together,

443
00:08:21,062 --> 00:08:24,899
there's nothing

444
00:08:21,062 --> 00:08:24,899
we can't achieve.

445
00:08:24,983 --> 00:08:25,942
This is too hard.

446
00:08:26,025 --> 00:08:27,611
Ugh. I give up.

447
00:08:27,694 --> 00:08:28,737
Let's just

448
00:08:27,694 --> 00:08:28,737
get the manual.

449
00:08:28,820 --> 00:08:30,321
Great idea.

450
00:08:28,820 --> 00:08:30,321
I like that.

451
00:08:30,404 --> 00:08:31,948
You see, Lily,

452
00:08:30,404 --> 00:08:31,948
there are no fairy tales,

453
00:08:32,031 --> 00:08:33,074
no damsels

454
00:08:32,031 --> 00:08:33,074
in distress.

455
00:08:33,157 --> 00:08:34,743
We are more than

456
00:08:33,157 --> 00:08:34,743
just a bunch

457
00:08:34,826 --> 00:08:36,911
of pretty faces.

458
00:08:36,995 --> 00:08:38,454
There's nothing

459
00:08:36,995 --> 00:08:38,454
in the glove box but makeup.

460
00:08:38,538 --> 00:08:40,373
Ay, yeah, because

461
00:08:38,538 --> 00:08:40,373
the manual wouldn't fit

462
00:08:40,456 --> 00:08:43,167
with my emergency

463
00:08:40,456 --> 00:08:43,167
touch-up kit.

464
00:08:43,251 --> 00:08:44,544
I would

465
00:08:43,251 --> 00:08:44,544
like to revisit

466
00:08:44,628 --> 00:08:46,379
Gloria's idea

467
00:08:44,628 --> 00:08:46,379
about giving up.

468
00:08:46,462 --> 00:08:47,839
Oh, that's setting

469
00:08:46,462 --> 00:08:47,839
a great example.

470
00:08:47,922 --> 00:08:49,007
What do you think

471
00:08:47,922 --> 00:08:49,007
would've happened

472
00:08:49,090 --> 00:08:50,174
if Marie Curie

473
00:08:49,090 --> 00:08:50,174
had given up?

474
00:08:50,258 --> 00:08:52,594
She wouldn't have died

475
00:08:50,258 --> 00:08:52,594
of radiation poisoning.

476
00:08:52,677 --> 00:08:54,428
How on Earth

477
00:08:52,677 --> 00:08:54,428
did you know that?

478
00:08:54,513 --> 00:08:56,014
You talk about

479
00:08:54,513 --> 00:08:56,014
her a lot.

480
00:08:56,097 --> 00:08:57,390
Until I saw her

481
00:08:56,097 --> 00:08:57,390
on that stamp,

482
00:08:57,473 --> 00:08:58,850
I thought she was

483
00:08:57,473 --> 00:08:58,850
your girlfriend.

484
00:08:58,933 --> 00:09:01,645
Gloria, I can't believe you

485
00:08:58,933 --> 00:09:01,645
don't know how to change a tire.

486
00:09:01,728 --> 00:09:04,397
You drove a taxi.

487
00:09:01,728 --> 00:09:04,397
Surely you had a flat.

488
00:09:04,481 --> 00:09:06,024
I had

489
00:09:04,481 --> 00:09:06,024
a lot of flats,

490
00:09:06,107 --> 00:09:09,486
but I would reapply my makeup

491
00:09:06,107 --> 00:09:09,486
and I would wait and then,

492
00:09:09,569 --> 00:09:12,822
in five minutes,

493
00:09:09,569 --> 00:09:12,822
I would have my own pit crew.

494
00:09:12,906 --> 00:09:14,407
You know, after we get

495
00:09:12,906 --> 00:09:14,407
this tire changed,

496
00:09:14,491 --> 00:09:15,700
do you still want

497
00:09:14,491 --> 00:09:15,700
to go to the rally

498
00:09:15,784 --> 00:09:18,286
or should we just drop

499
00:09:15,784 --> 00:09:18,286
you off in 1950?

500
00:09:18,369 --> 00:09:20,872
Uh, guys,

501
00:09:18,369 --> 00:09:20,872
there's, uh...

502
00:09:18,369 --> 00:09:20,872
Oh.

503
00:09:23,958 --> 00:09:26,044
You need help

504
00:09:23,958 --> 00:09:26,044
with that tire?

505
00:09:26,127 --> 00:09:27,420
No.

506
00:09:26,127 --> 00:09:27,420
No. No, we don't.

507
00:09:26,127 --> 00:09:27,420
We're good, thanks.

508
00:09:27,504 --> 00:09:28,797
What are you guys

509
00:09:27,504 --> 00:09:28,797
talking about?

510
00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,549
She's a woman and

511
00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,549
she wants to help

512
00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,549
with the tire.

513
00:09:30,632 --> 00:09:32,175
She checks

514
00:09:30,632 --> 00:09:32,175
all the boxes.

515
00:09:32,258 --> 00:09:33,593
Right. Um...

516
00:09:33,677 --> 00:09:34,678
Hello.

517
00:09:34,761 --> 00:09:37,514
Uh, we were trying

518
00:09:34,761 --> 00:09:37,514
to change our tire,

519
00:09:37,597 --> 00:09:39,516
but there's something wrong

520
00:09:37,597 --> 00:09:39,516
with the jack.

521
00:09:39,599 --> 00:09:41,475
Let me

522
00:09:39,599 --> 00:09:41,475
check it out.

523
00:09:39,599 --> 00:09:41,475
Yep.

524
00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:43,102
Uh-huh.

525
00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:43,102
Oh, that.

526
00:09:43,186 --> 00:09:44,896
Okay.

527
00:09:43,186 --> 00:09:44,896
There we go.

528
00:09:44,979 --> 00:09:46,397
I guess she didn't need

529
00:09:44,979 --> 00:09:46,397
that one.

530
00:09:46,481 --> 00:09:48,191
Yeah.

531
00:09:48,274 --> 00:09:49,776
You're hired.

532
00:09:49,859 --> 00:09:51,778
Great. Let's get

533
00:09:49,859 --> 00:09:51,778
this baby off the ground.

534
00:09:51,861 --> 00:09:53,154
I'm Joey, by the way.

535
00:09:53,237 --> 00:09:55,073
Hi.

536
00:09:53,237 --> 00:09:55,073
Thank you.

537
00:09:55,156 --> 00:09:57,283
I'm Haley.

538
00:09:58,702 --> 00:10:01,370
What? She's awesome.

539
00:09:58,702 --> 00:10:01,370
It's confusing.

540
00:10:03,707 --> 00:10:05,333
I read your script,

541
00:10:03,707 --> 00:10:05,333
baby.

542
00:10:05,416 --> 00:10:07,126
If you got

543
00:10:05,416 --> 00:10:07,126
third-act problems,

544
00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:08,920
you got

545
00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:08,920
first-act problems.

546
00:10:09,003 --> 00:10:10,296
You are so right.

547
00:10:10,379 --> 00:10:11,506
Park it next

548
00:10:10,379 --> 00:10:11,506
to the Honda

549
00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:13,341
and flesh out

550
00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:13,341
your antagonist.

551
00:10:14,383 --> 00:10:15,343
Hey.

552
00:10:15,426 --> 00:10:18,179
Hey, Jay. How's Gloria,

553
00:10:15,426 --> 00:10:18,179
Manny, Joe, and Stella?

554
00:10:18,262 --> 00:10:19,263
What, do you

555
00:10:18,262 --> 00:10:19,263
got index cards?

556
00:10:19,347 --> 00:10:21,725
Listen, your chattiness

557
00:10:19,347 --> 00:10:21,725
is gumming up the works here.

558
00:10:21,808 --> 00:10:23,059
You're not here

559
00:10:21,808 --> 00:10:23,059
to socialize,

560
00:10:23,142 --> 00:10:24,268
so just get 'em in,

561
00:10:23,142 --> 00:10:24,268
get 'em out.

562
00:10:24,352 --> 00:10:26,270
Are you asking me

563
00:10:24,352 --> 00:10:26,270
not to talk to people?

564
00:10:26,354 --> 00:10:28,064
'Cause that

565
00:10:26,354 --> 00:10:28,064
is what I do.

566
00:10:28,147 --> 00:10:31,150
And Phil don't seem to

567
00:10:28,147 --> 00:10:31,150
have a problem with it.

568
00:10:28,147 --> 00:10:31,150
No, but I do.

569
00:10:31,234 --> 00:10:33,069
Well, to quote

570
00:10:31,234 --> 00:10:33,069
Sammy Davis Jr.,

571
00:10:33,152 --> 00:10:34,863
"I got to be me."

572
00:10:34,946 --> 00:10:36,948
Well, to quote Frank Sinatra,

573
00:10:34,946 --> 00:10:36,948
who I met once at a restaurant,

574
00:10:37,031 --> 00:10:38,282
"Get out of my booth."

575
00:10:38,366 --> 00:10:40,494
Okay.

576
00:10:43,412 --> 00:10:44,873
Fine...

577
00:10:44,956 --> 00:10:46,249
with me.

578
00:10:49,377 --> 00:10:51,671
Hey. Where do I park?

579
00:10:49,377 --> 00:10:51,671
Between two lines.

580
00:10:55,634 --> 00:10:57,426
Ugh,

581
00:10:55,634 --> 00:10:57,426
my old squash injury.

582
00:10:57,511 --> 00:10:58,595
Oh,

583
00:10:57,511 --> 00:10:58,595
you played squash?

584
00:10:58,678 --> 00:11:01,389
No. I grew the heaviest one

585
00:10:58,678 --> 00:11:01,389
in the county.

586
00:11:01,472 --> 00:11:03,266
Oh...

587
00:11:03,349 --> 00:11:05,727
I had to carry it

588
00:11:03,349 --> 00:11:05,727
inside every night,

589
00:11:05,810 --> 00:11:07,896
on account

590
00:11:05,810 --> 00:11:07,896
of poachers.

591
00:11:05,810 --> 00:11:07,896
Mm.

592
00:11:07,979 --> 00:11:10,439
Hi, little baby Calhoun.

593
00:11:10,524 --> 00:11:12,191
It's your uncle Cam ...

594
00:11:12,275 --> 00:11:14,027
your real uncle,

595
00:11:12,275 --> 00:11:14,027
not that guy Mitchell,

596
00:11:14,110 --> 00:11:15,862
who's just somebody

597
00:11:14,110 --> 00:11:15,862
I met at a party.

598
00:11:15,945 --> 00:11:17,989
You and I are gonna be

599
00:11:15,945 --> 00:11:17,989
the best friends

600
00:11:18,072 --> 00:11:19,115
in the whole wide ...

601
00:11:20,784 --> 00:11:22,368
No, no, no, no!

602
00:11:22,451 --> 00:11:24,245
Why would you

603
00:11:22,451 --> 00:11:24,245
wake the baby?

604
00:11:24,328 --> 00:11:26,790
Well,

605
00:11:24,328 --> 00:11:26,790
I just was...

606
00:11:24,328 --> 00:11:26,790
He was finally asleep!

607
00:11:26,873 --> 00:11:27,999
Yeah, but he was just...

608
00:11:26,873 --> 00:11:27,999
Okay, I-I got him.

609
00:11:28,082 --> 00:11:29,125
I got him.

610
00:11:28,082 --> 00:11:29,125
It's gonna be okay.

611
00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:30,459
Come here, baby.

612
00:11:30,544 --> 00:11:32,504
Aww.

613
00:11:30,544 --> 00:11:32,504
Okay...

614
00:11:32,587 --> 00:11:33,547
Shh...

615
00:11:32,587 --> 00:11:33,547
Thank you.

616
00:11:33,630 --> 00:11:34,798
I was about to

617
00:11:33,630 --> 00:11:34,798
wig out

618
00:11:34,881 --> 00:11:36,257
worse than

619
00:11:34,881 --> 00:11:36,257
Princess Margaret

620
00:11:36,340 --> 00:11:38,635
when her boyfriend

621
00:11:36,340 --> 00:11:38,635
was banished by Elizabeth.

622
00:11:38,718 --> 00:11:39,636
Oh, yep.

623
00:11:39,719 --> 00:11:41,470
You watched

624
00:11:39,719 --> 00:11:41,470
"The Crown" without me?

625
00:11:42,931 --> 00:11:44,223
Come on, Cal.

626
00:11:42,931 --> 00:11:44,223
Yeah.

627
00:11:44,307 --> 00:11:46,017
It's no fun watching

628
00:11:44,307 --> 00:11:46,017
this angry queen.

629
00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:48,019
Oh.

630
00:11:48,102 --> 00:11:49,729
Aw.

631
00:11:49,813 --> 00:11:50,939
I can't believe you.

632
00:11:51,022 --> 00:11:52,148
We're only

633
00:11:51,022 --> 00:11:52,148
on episode four

634
00:11:52,231 --> 00:11:53,942
and there are literally

635
00:11:52,231 --> 00:11:53,942
no spoilers.

636
00:11:54,025 --> 00:11:54,901
I'm talking

637
00:11:54,025 --> 00:11:54,901
about you

638
00:11:54,984 --> 00:11:56,319
and your weird, new,

639
00:11:54,984 --> 00:11:56,319
little family.

640
00:11:56,402 --> 00:11:57,904
You have turned

641
00:11:56,402 --> 00:11:57,904
that baby against me.

642
00:11:57,987 --> 00:11:58,905
What did you

643
00:11:57,987 --> 00:11:58,905
say to him?

644
00:11:58,988 --> 00:12:01,324
Cam, only you could turn this

645
00:11:58,988 --> 00:12:01,324
into something negative.

646
00:12:01,407 --> 00:12:03,618
There's nothing wrong

647
00:12:01,407 --> 00:12:03,618
with your sister and

648
00:12:01,407 --> 00:12:03,618
I becoming closer.

649
00:12:03,702 --> 00:12:06,370
We have a very special

650
00:12:03,702 --> 00:12:06,370
relationship ...

651
00:12:06,454 --> 00:12:09,040
kind of like the one

652
00:12:06,454 --> 00:12:09,040
the queen had with her

653
00:12:06,454 --> 00:12:09,040
private secretary.

654
00:12:09,123 --> 00:12:10,291
You son of a bitch!

655
00:12:10,374 --> 00:12:11,960
It's history.

656
00:12:13,169 --> 00:12:14,838
Do you know that there

657
00:12:13,169 --> 00:12:14,838
are only a handful

658
00:12:14,921 --> 00:12:17,131
of female C.E.O.s

659
00:12:14,921 --> 00:12:17,131
in the entire

660
00:12:14,921 --> 00:12:17,131
Fortune 500?

661
00:12:17,215 --> 00:12:18,382
That's crazy.

662
00:12:18,466 --> 00:12:20,426
Women can drive a racecar

663
00:12:18,466 --> 00:12:20,426
just as well as a man.

664
00:12:20,510 --> 00:12:22,345
You joke.

665
00:12:20,510 --> 00:12:22,345
Huh?

666
00:12:22,428 --> 00:12:24,764
I'm only in high

667
00:12:22,428 --> 00:12:24,764
school and I see casual

668
00:12:22,428 --> 00:12:24,764
sexism on the daily.

669
00:12:24,848 --> 00:12:26,975
I know. I hear the way

670
00:12:24,848 --> 00:12:26,975
Mr. Easton "mansplains"

671
00:12:24,848 --> 00:12:26,975
everything to you.

672
00:12:27,058 --> 00:12:28,434
What's that?

673
00:12:28,518 --> 00:12:29,894
It's when a man tries

674
00:12:28,518 --> 00:12:29,894
to explain something

675
00:12:29,978 --> 00:12:31,270
to a woman that

676
00:12:29,978 --> 00:12:31,270
she already knows.

677
00:12:31,354 --> 00:12:33,022
Are you

678
00:12:31,354 --> 00:12:33,022
mansplaining

679
00:12:33,106 --> 00:12:34,733
"mansplaining"

680
00:12:33,106 --> 00:12:34,733
to me right now?

681
00:12:35,650 --> 00:12:37,401
I was talking about

682
00:12:35,650 --> 00:12:37,401
your snack.

683
00:12:38,069 --> 00:12:39,362
It's trail mix.

684
00:12:39,445 --> 00:12:42,699
You know who else blazed

685
00:12:39,445 --> 00:12:42,699
a trail ... Geraldine Ferraro!

686
00:12:42,782 --> 00:12:44,576
Hey, Joan,

687
00:12:42,782 --> 00:12:44,576
it's me...

688
00:12:45,869 --> 00:12:47,245
Mat-man.

689
00:12:48,412 --> 00:12:49,998
What are you doing here?

690
00:12:48,412 --> 00:12:49,998
Where's Joan?

691
00:12:50,081 --> 00:12:51,916
You were supposed to

692
00:12:50,081 --> 00:12:51,916
handle it, but you didn't,

693
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,544
so I had to take time out

694
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,544
of my extremely busy day

695
00:12:54,628 --> 00:12:55,962
and try to straighten

696
00:12:54,628 --> 00:12:55,962
her out.

697
00:12:56,045 --> 00:12:58,422
But she didn't go along with

698
00:12:56,045 --> 00:12:58,422
the program, so she's gone.

699
00:12:58,507 --> 00:12:59,758
You did this without

700
00:12:58,507 --> 00:12:59,758
talking to me?

701
00:12:59,841 --> 00:13:01,092
We're supposed

702
00:12:59,841 --> 00:13:01,092
to be partners.

703
00:13:01,175 --> 00:13:02,677
We're gonna hire

704
00:13:01,175 --> 00:13:02,677
that Tibor guy.

705
00:13:02,761 --> 00:13:05,054
He barely speaks

706
00:13:02,761 --> 00:13:05,054
English, but there'll

707
00:13:02,761 --> 00:13:05,054
be no chattiness ...

708
00:13:05,138 --> 00:13:06,389
although I did try that

709
00:13:05,138 --> 00:13:06,389
with Gloria,

710
00:13:06,472 --> 00:13:08,808
and eventually they

711
00:13:06,472 --> 00:13:08,808
watch so much TV

712
00:13:06,472 --> 00:13:08,808
they figure it out.

713
00:13:08,892 --> 00:13:11,227
But the coin decided.

714
00:13:08,892 --> 00:13:11,227
Screw the coin!

715
00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:14,313
There's no line, and

716
00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:14,313
Joan never had this

717
00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:14,313
many cars in the lot.

718
00:13:14,397 --> 00:13:16,483
People liked her!

719
00:13:14,397 --> 00:13:16,483
She was good at this!

720
00:13:16,566 --> 00:13:19,318
Relax. This is

721
00:13:16,566 --> 00:13:19,318
parking cars, not

722
00:13:16,566 --> 00:13:19,318
building closets.

723
00:13:19,402 --> 00:13:20,904
Excuse me?

724
00:13:20,987 --> 00:13:22,614
There's like four cars

725
00:13:20,987 --> 00:13:22,614
blocking me in.

726
00:13:22,697 --> 00:13:24,323
I'll get them out of

727
00:13:22,697 --> 00:13:24,323
your way in a jiffy.

728
00:13:24,407 --> 00:13:25,366
Oh, no!

729
00:13:25,449 --> 00:13:26,409
Oh.

730
00:13:25,449 --> 00:13:26,409
Oh, no!

731
00:13:26,493 --> 00:13:29,328
"Oh, no" is right.

732
00:13:26,493 --> 00:13:29,328
The yoga class just got out.

733
00:13:29,412 --> 00:13:30,705
Here, stand on this.

734
00:13:30,789 --> 00:13:32,874
You might be here

735
00:13:30,789 --> 00:13:32,874
for a while.

736
00:13:34,584 --> 00:13:35,585
So good.

737
00:13:39,047 --> 00:13:40,298
Pam?

738
00:13:40,381 --> 00:13:41,424
Hmm?

739
00:13:41,508 --> 00:13:42,592
Hey ... okay.

740
00:13:42,676 --> 00:13:43,593
L-Let's go to bed.

741
00:13:43,677 --> 00:13:45,554
No. I'm not tired.

742
00:13:45,637 --> 00:13:47,180
No, this is why your neck

743
00:13:45,637 --> 00:13:47,180
and shoulders always hurt,

744
00:13:47,263 --> 00:13:49,182
'cause you're falling asleep

745
00:13:47,263 --> 00:13:49,182
standing up.

746
00:13:49,265 --> 00:13:51,017
Come on, let's get you to bed.

747
00:13:49,265 --> 00:13:51,017
Come on.

748
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,018
Whoa, whoa,

749
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,018
whoa, whoa.

750
00:13:52,101 --> 00:13:53,144
Okay, all right.

751
00:13:53,227 --> 00:13:54,563
Ah, my prince.

752
00:13:53,227 --> 00:13:54,563
Mm-hmm.

753
00:13:54,646 --> 00:13:55,730
Mmm...

754
00:13:58,483 --> 00:14:00,359
Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

755
00:14:00,443 --> 00:14:02,403
Oh, my God.

756
00:14:05,073 --> 00:14:06,199
All right, everybody relax.

757
00:14:06,282 --> 00:14:08,076
Calm down! Calm down.

758
00:14:08,159 --> 00:14:09,494
Who drives the Prius?

759
00:14:11,245 --> 00:14:13,039
With a "Whole Foods"

760
00:14:11,245 --> 00:14:13,039
reward card?

761
00:14:13,122 --> 00:14:14,708
Where's Joan?

762
00:14:13,122 --> 00:14:14,708
I need my car.

763
00:14:14,791 --> 00:14:16,501
- Yeah, where's Joan?

764
00:14:14,791 --> 00:14:16,501
- Seriously?

765
00:14:16,585 --> 00:14:18,086
Confetti bomb.

766
00:14:18,169 --> 00:14:19,045
We're full.

767
00:14:19,128 --> 00:14:21,047
Everything's fine.

768
00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:22,423
I've rehired Joan.

769
00:14:22,507 --> 00:14:23,382
We don't need her.

770
00:14:23,466 --> 00:14:25,468
Who drives the car

771
00:14:23,466 --> 00:14:25,468
with the silver keys?

772
00:14:25,552 --> 00:14:27,303
Phil, am I doing

773
00:14:25,552 --> 00:14:27,303
this or not?

774
00:14:27,386 --> 00:14:30,306
Joan, the lot

775
00:14:27,386 --> 00:14:30,306
is yours.

776
00:14:31,558 --> 00:14:34,435
All right. Wendy,

777
00:14:31,558 --> 00:14:34,435
let's get you in that minivan

778
00:14:34,519 --> 00:14:36,437
and home to your

779
00:14:34,519 --> 00:14:36,437
diabetic cat.

780
00:14:36,521 --> 00:14:39,273
You cannot unilaterally

781
00:14:36,521 --> 00:14:39,273
rehire her, Phil.

782
00:14:39,357 --> 00:14:40,942
You mean like how you fired her

783
00:14:39,357 --> 00:14:40,942
without talking to me?

784
00:14:41,025 --> 00:14:42,193
If we disagree

785
00:14:41,025 --> 00:14:42,193
about something,

786
00:14:42,276 --> 00:14:43,862
we're supposed

787
00:14:42,276 --> 00:14:43,862
to flip over it.

788
00:14:43,945 --> 00:14:46,531
Maybe we should flip

789
00:14:43,945 --> 00:14:46,531
over whether we should

790
00:14:43,945 --> 00:14:46,531
even be partners.

791
00:14:46,615 --> 00:14:48,700
Maybe we should

792
00:14:46,615 --> 00:14:48,700
do it right now.

793
00:14:46,615 --> 00:14:48,700
Great.

794
00:14:48,783 --> 00:14:50,201
If it comes up Phil,

795
00:14:48,783 --> 00:14:50,201
we keep going.

796
00:14:50,284 --> 00:14:52,286
If it comes up Jay,

797
00:14:50,284 --> 00:14:52,286
we end it.

798
00:14:53,955 --> 00:14:56,290
What are you two

799
00:14:53,955 --> 00:14:56,290
fools doing?

800
00:14:56,374 --> 00:14:57,416
This isn't

801
00:14:56,374 --> 00:14:57,416
working out.

802
00:14:57,501 --> 00:14:58,417
And it's not gonna

803
00:14:58,502 --> 00:15:01,045
until you start treating

804
00:14:58,502 --> 00:15:01,045
this man like your equal.

805
00:15:01,129 --> 00:15:02,756
You think you're

806
00:15:01,129 --> 00:15:02,756
some big-shot boss

807
00:15:02,839 --> 00:15:04,132
and you can just

808
00:15:02,839 --> 00:15:04,132
push him around.

809
00:15:04,215 --> 00:15:06,342
Thank you,

810
00:15:04,215 --> 00:15:06,342
Joan.

811
00:15:04,215 --> 00:15:06,342
Zip it!

812
00:15:06,425 --> 00:15:07,719
You let him do it.

813
00:15:07,802 --> 00:15:08,678
Mm?

814
00:15:08,762 --> 00:15:09,888
Do yourself

815
00:15:08,762 --> 00:15:09,888
a favor ...

816
00:15:09,971 --> 00:15:12,974
learn something from Jay,

817
00:15:09,971 --> 00:15:12,974
like how to be tough.

818
00:15:13,057 --> 00:15:15,852
You guys don't need

819
00:15:13,057 --> 00:15:15,852
a stupid coin.

820
00:15:15,935 --> 00:15:18,730
You need each other.

821
00:15:18,813 --> 00:15:21,274
Now... say

822
00:15:18,813 --> 00:15:21,274
something nice.

823
00:15:22,692 --> 00:15:23,860
Um...

824
00:15:23,943 --> 00:15:27,071
I always ... I always have

825
00:15:23,943 --> 00:15:27,071
admired your toughness.

826
00:15:27,155 --> 00:15:28,948
All right.

827
00:15:27,155 --> 00:15:28,948
Your turn.

828
00:15:29,032 --> 00:15:31,325
I always thought

829
00:15:29,032 --> 00:15:31,325
you were...

830
00:15:32,702 --> 00:15:33,745
happy.

831
00:15:33,828 --> 00:15:36,122
See? Ha!

832
00:15:38,457 --> 00:15:39,668
Ahh!

833
00:15:39,751 --> 00:15:42,211
And that is

834
00:15:39,751 --> 00:15:42,211
how you do that.

835
00:15:43,462 --> 00:15:45,715
Oh. Hey.

836
00:15:43,462 --> 00:15:45,715
there you are.

837
00:15:45,799 --> 00:15:47,466
Listen,

838
00:15:45,799 --> 00:15:47,466
it was wrong of me to say

839
00:15:47,551 --> 00:15:49,886
something weird was going on

840
00:15:47,551 --> 00:15:49,886
between you and Pameron.

841
00:15:49,969 --> 00:15:51,304
I don't know what

842
00:15:49,969 --> 00:15:51,304
I was thinking.

843
00:15:51,387 --> 00:15:52,931
Clearly, you guys have

844
00:15:51,387 --> 00:15:52,931
a perfectly normal

845
00:15:53,014 --> 00:15:55,850
sister- and

846
00:15:53,014 --> 00:15:55,850
gay-brother-in-law

847
00:15:53,014 --> 00:15:55,850
relationship.

848
00:15:55,934 --> 00:15:57,727
You saw it on the baby

849
00:15:55,934 --> 00:15:57,727
monitor, didn't you?

850
00:15:57,811 --> 00:15:59,896
It was even creepier

851
00:15:57,811 --> 00:15:59,896
in night vision.

852
00:15:59,979 --> 00:16:01,022
I don't know

853
00:15:59,979 --> 00:16:01,022
what happened.

854
00:16:01,105 --> 00:16:02,231
Y-You both have

855
00:16:01,105 --> 00:16:02,231
the same lips and ...

856
00:16:02,315 --> 00:16:03,775
and you kiss

857
00:16:02,315 --> 00:16:03,775
the same and ...

858
00:16:03,858 --> 00:16:05,527
We did learn to kiss

859
00:16:03,858 --> 00:16:05,527
on the same hedge post.

860
00:16:05,610 --> 00:16:06,736
Ew.

861
00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:11,533
Mitchell, could I speak to you

862
00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:11,533
in private, please?

863
00:16:11,616 --> 00:16:13,660
Why? Do you want to do

864
00:16:11,616 --> 00:16:13,660
some more neckin'?

865
00:16:11,616 --> 00:16:13,660
Stop it.

866
00:16:13,743 --> 00:16:15,036
You were

867
00:16:13,743 --> 00:16:15,036
bragging on it?

868
00:16:15,119 --> 00:16:16,412
He saw it on

869
00:16:15,119 --> 00:16:16,412
the baby monitor.

870
00:16:16,496 --> 00:16:18,331
And you were watching,

871
00:16:16,496 --> 00:16:18,331
you horny toad?

872
00:16:18,414 --> 00:16:19,457
Pam,

873
00:16:18,414 --> 00:16:19,457
let's calm down.

874
00:16:19,541 --> 00:16:21,042
You're kind of

875
00:16:19,541 --> 00:16:21,042
embarrassing yourself.

876
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,795
I know!

877
00:16:23,878 --> 00:16:26,631
I'm such a mess!

878
00:16:26,715 --> 00:16:28,382
I'm just so tired!

879
00:16:28,466 --> 00:16:29,509
Plus, I fell asleep

880
00:16:29,593 --> 00:16:32,512
to the scene of the

881
00:16:29,593 --> 00:16:32,512
queen's horses doing it!

882
00:16:32,596 --> 00:16:35,389
Hello?

883
00:16:32,596 --> 00:16:35,389
Spoiler alert.

884
00:16:32,596 --> 00:16:35,389
It's just...

885
00:16:35,473 --> 00:16:38,226
I'm sorry if I've been

886
00:16:35,473 --> 00:16:38,226
such a burden.

887
00:16:38,309 --> 00:16:40,186
No, you're

888
00:16:38,309 --> 00:16:40,186
not a burden.

889
00:16:38,309 --> 00:16:40,186
No, no, you're

890
00:16:38,309 --> 00:16:40,186
not a burden.

891
00:16:40,269 --> 00:16:41,855
No, come on,

892
00:16:40,269 --> 00:16:41,855
listen ...

893
00:16:41,938 --> 00:16:43,022
the truth is,

894
00:16:41,938 --> 00:16:43,022
I've kind of enjoyed

895
00:16:43,106 --> 00:16:44,566
being super-daddy

896
00:16:43,106 --> 00:16:44,566
to a baby,

897
00:16:44,649 --> 00:16:46,025
you know, 'cause I've

898
00:16:44,649 --> 00:16:46,025
never had that.

899
00:16:46,109 --> 00:16:48,444
Oh, what are you talking about?

900
00:16:46,109 --> 00:16:48,444
You were great with Lily.

901
00:16:48,528 --> 00:16:49,821
No, you were great

902
00:16:48,528 --> 00:16:49,821
with Lily.

903
00:16:49,904 --> 00:16:52,824
In the beginning,

904
00:16:49,904 --> 00:16:52,824
I... I was a mess,

905
00:16:52,907 --> 00:16:54,242
so I let

906
00:16:52,907 --> 00:16:54,242
you take the lead.

907
00:16:54,325 --> 00:16:56,327
I don't know,

908
00:16:54,325 --> 00:16:56,327
m-maybe I'm just

909
00:16:56,410 --> 00:16:58,246
trying to prove

910
00:16:56,410 --> 00:16:58,246
something to myself.

911
00:16:58,329 --> 00:16:59,498
Oh, sweetie,

912
00:16:58,329 --> 00:16:59,498
I had no idea.

913
00:16:59,581 --> 00:17:00,790
But you don't have

914
00:16:59,581 --> 00:17:00,790
anything to prove

915
00:17:00,874 --> 00:17:01,958
because you're

916
00:17:00,874 --> 00:17:01,958
a great dad.

917
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:02,959
Well, uh...

918
00:17:03,042 --> 00:17:04,335
You both are...

919
00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:06,170
but I'm a disaster.

920
00:17:06,254 --> 00:17:08,715
No, white couch.

921
00:17:06,254 --> 00:17:08,715
Let's get you up.

922
00:17:08,798 --> 00:17:11,134
I don't think I can do

923
00:17:08,798 --> 00:17:11,134
all this by myself.

924
00:17:11,217 --> 00:17:12,511
Well, you know what,

925
00:17:11,217 --> 00:17:12,511
the good news is,

926
00:17:12,594 --> 00:17:15,304
is you don't have to do any

927
00:17:12,594 --> 00:17:15,304
of this all by yourself...

928
00:17:12,594 --> 00:17:15,304
No.

929
00:17:15,388 --> 00:17:16,640
because you have a family

930
00:17:15,388 --> 00:17:16,640
right down here who loves you

931
00:17:16,723 --> 00:17:19,308
and will do anything we need

932
00:17:16,723 --> 00:17:19,308
to do to help you.

933
00:17:16,723 --> 00:17:19,308
Yeah.

934
00:17:21,394 --> 00:17:24,606
Good. That means

935
00:17:21,394 --> 00:17:24,606
the world to me.

936
00:17:24,689 --> 00:17:27,150
And besides...

937
00:17:24,689 --> 00:17:27,150
I know that cry,

938
00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:29,318
and somebody else

939
00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:29,318
is changing that diaper.

940
00:17:29,402 --> 00:17:30,361
Not it.

941
00:17:29,402 --> 00:17:30,361
Not it.

942
00:17:30,444 --> 00:17:32,531
Ugh.

943
00:17:32,614 --> 00:17:35,241
So, women can't win.

944
00:17:35,324 --> 00:17:36,367
They're penalized

945
00:17:35,324 --> 00:17:36,367
if they work

946
00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:38,161
and they're penalized

947
00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:38,161
if they stay home.

948
00:17:38,244 --> 00:17:39,913
Exactly!

949
00:17:39,996 --> 00:17:41,540
You know, Luke,

950
00:17:39,996 --> 00:17:41,540
when I woke up this morning

951
00:17:41,623 --> 00:17:43,875
and came

952
00:17:41,623 --> 00:17:43,875
to the rally...

953
00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:45,710
I never thought I would

954
00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:45,710
meet somebody like you.

955
00:17:45,794 --> 00:17:48,046
You're up.

956
00:17:48,129 --> 00:17:49,338
It's my turn.

957
00:17:53,927 --> 00:17:55,762
I can't believe

958
00:17:53,927 --> 00:17:55,762
she's falling for this.

959
00:17:55,845 --> 00:17:57,639
I've believed in this cause

960
00:17:55,845 --> 00:17:57,639
my whole life.

961
00:17:57,722 --> 00:17:59,057
You spend an afternoon

962
00:17:57,722 --> 00:17:59,057
faking it

963
00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:00,642
and she kisses you

964
00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:00,642
almost on the lips.

965
00:18:00,725 --> 00:18:02,101
I'm not faking

966
00:18:00,725 --> 00:18:02,101
anything.

967
00:18:02,185 --> 00:18:03,102
She got through

968
00:18:02,185 --> 00:18:03,102
to me.

969
00:18:04,478 --> 00:18:07,148
Women and girls and

970
00:18:04,478 --> 00:18:07,148
the men who honor us...

971
00:18:07,231 --> 00:18:09,150
It's a crime what

972
00:18:07,231 --> 00:18:09,150
women in this country

973
00:18:07,231 --> 00:18:09,150
have to go through,

974
00:18:09,233 --> 00:18:10,234
and I'm with her

975
00:18:09,233 --> 00:18:10,234
100%.

976
00:18:10,318 --> 00:18:14,155
We will never accomplish

977
00:18:10,318 --> 00:18:14,155
anything without sacrifice.

978
00:18:14,238 --> 00:18:15,615
Damn straight!

979
00:18:15,699 --> 00:18:18,034
I'm sorry. I didn't mean

980
00:18:15,699 --> 00:18:18,034
for it to happen, but...

981
00:18:18,117 --> 00:18:19,285
Danielle and I

982
00:18:18,117 --> 00:18:19,285
made a connection

983
00:18:19,368 --> 00:18:21,120
and I'm sticking with her

984
00:18:19,368 --> 00:18:21,120
as long as it takes.

985
00:18:21,204 --> 00:18:23,998
That's why, until women

986
00:18:21,204 --> 00:18:23,998
have true equality,

987
00:18:24,082 --> 00:18:26,668
I will remain

988
00:18:24,082 --> 00:18:26,668
celibate.

989
00:18:26,751 --> 00:18:28,169
Let's get out

990
00:18:26,751 --> 00:18:28,169
of here.

991
00:18:29,921 --> 00:18:32,006
Now that the jack

992
00:18:29,921 --> 00:18:32,006
is lowered

993
00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:34,175
and all the lug nuts

994
00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:34,175
are snug,

995
00:18:34,258 --> 00:18:36,135
you just got to

996
00:18:34,258 --> 00:18:36,135
tighten everything

997
00:18:34,258 --> 00:18:36,135
in a cross pattern.

998
00:18:36,219 --> 00:18:37,178
Oh.

999
00:18:36,219 --> 00:18:37,178
Oh.

1000
00:18:37,261 --> 00:18:38,429
Why don't you

1001
00:18:37,261 --> 00:18:38,429
each do one?

1002
00:18:38,513 --> 00:18:40,890
If it's okay, I'd

1003
00:18:38,513 --> 00:18:40,890
rather not get

1004
00:18:38,513 --> 00:18:40,890
grease all over me.

1005
00:18:40,974 --> 00:18:42,517
Hey, you can't

1006
00:18:40,974 --> 00:18:42,517
change the world

1007
00:18:42,601 --> 00:18:43,810
without getting

1008
00:18:42,601 --> 00:18:43,810
your hands dirty.

1009
00:18:43,893 --> 00:18:45,144
Whoa.

1010
00:18:43,893 --> 00:18:45,144
Whoa.

1011
00:18:45,228 --> 00:18:47,271
Okay.

1012
00:18:45,228 --> 00:18:47,271
Give me that.

1013
00:18:49,524 --> 00:18:51,150
You're right.

1014
00:18:51,234 --> 00:18:52,318
This is great.

1015
00:18:52,401 --> 00:18:53,945
It feels like I can do

1016
00:18:52,401 --> 00:18:53,945
anything.

1017
00:18:54,028 --> 00:18:54,988
You're loosening it.

1018
00:18:55,071 --> 00:18:56,490
Oh.

1019
00:18:55,071 --> 00:18:56,490
Oh, sorry.

1020
00:18:56,573 --> 00:18:58,282
Thank you,

1021
00:18:56,573 --> 00:18:58,282
Joey.

1022
00:18:58,366 --> 00:18:59,951
You did that

1023
00:18:58,366 --> 00:18:59,951
so fast.

1024
00:19:00,034 --> 00:19:01,536
Well, cars are

1025
00:19:00,034 --> 00:19:01,536
in my blood.

1026
00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:03,538
You know, my grandmother

1027
00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:03,538
ran her own garage.

1028
00:19:03,622 --> 00:19:05,164
That's

1029
00:19:03,622 --> 00:19:05,164
so awesome.

1030
00:19:05,248 --> 00:19:06,791
There must have been

1031
00:19:05,248 --> 00:19:06,791
a lot of prejudice back then.

1032
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:08,835
There was...

1033
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:08,835
but eventually,

1034
00:19:08,918 --> 00:19:10,587
she started fixing

1035
00:19:08,918 --> 00:19:10,587
Irish people's cars.

1036
00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:12,506
Huh.

1037
00:19:12,589 --> 00:19:14,883
Well, uh, Lily, why don't

1038
00:19:12,589 --> 00:19:14,883
you finish it off?

1039
00:19:18,762 --> 00:19:20,388
I'm not

1040
00:19:18,762 --> 00:19:20,388
strong enough.

1041
00:19:20,471 --> 00:19:22,306
Well, then

1042
00:19:20,471 --> 00:19:22,306
let me help you.

1043
00:19:22,390 --> 00:19:23,391
We're stronger

1044
00:19:22,390 --> 00:19:23,391
together.

1045
00:19:23,474 --> 00:19:25,519
Whoa.

1046
00:19:23,474 --> 00:19:25,519
Whoa.

1047
00:19:23,474 --> 00:19:25,519
Whoa.

1048
00:19:23,474 --> 00:19:25,519
Whoa.

1049
00:19:25,602 --> 00:19:28,229
Wow. We are

1050
00:19:25,602 --> 00:19:28,229
stronger together.

1051
00:19:28,312 --> 00:19:30,106
Oh, I'm sorry

1052
00:19:28,312 --> 00:19:30,106
I put you down before.

1053
00:19:30,189 --> 00:19:32,233
You are a formidable

1054
00:19:30,189 --> 00:19:32,233
woman, Gloria.

1055
00:19:32,316 --> 00:19:33,485
You deserve

1056
00:19:32,316 --> 00:19:33,485
respect.

1057
00:19:33,568 --> 00:19:35,737
No, Claire, you are the one

1058
00:19:33,568 --> 00:19:35,737
that deserves respect.

1059
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:39,198
You have raised three

1060
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:39,198
wonderful children,

1061
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:39,198
you run a company,

1062
00:19:39,282 --> 00:19:41,951
you don't waste time

1063
00:19:39,282 --> 00:19:41,951
on silly things like...

1064
00:19:42,035 --> 00:19:43,620
the way your

1065
00:19:42,035 --> 00:19:43,620
hair looks.

1066
00:19:43,703 --> 00:19:45,789
You just get

1067
00:19:43,703 --> 00:19:45,789
things done.

1068
00:19:45,872 --> 00:19:48,082
And that is it.

1069
00:19:45,872 --> 00:19:48,082
You guys are all set.

1070
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:50,251
Thank you so much. Is

1071
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:50,251
there any way we could

1072
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:50,251
pay you for your time?

1073
00:19:50,334 --> 00:19:52,045
No, no,

1074
00:19:50,334 --> 00:19:52,045
absolutely not.

1075
00:19:52,128 --> 00:19:53,505
I'm happy to help.

1076
00:19:53,588 --> 00:19:55,089
But let me just reset

1077
00:19:53,588 --> 00:19:55,089
your tire-pressure monitor

1078
00:19:55,173 --> 00:19:56,340
so that thing doesn't

1079
00:19:55,173 --> 00:19:56,340
beep at you all day.

1080
00:19:56,424 --> 00:19:57,509
Yes, please.

1081
00:19:56,424 --> 00:19:57,509
Go right ahead.

1082
00:19:57,592 --> 00:19:58,677
See that, Lily?

1083
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,386
We didn't need a man to

1084
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,386
help us get out of this.

1085
00:20:00,469 --> 00:20:02,346
This is what happens

1086
00:20:00,469 --> 00:20:02,346
when women help other women.

1087
00:20:03,973 --> 00:20:05,266
Oh!

1088
00:20:09,437 --> 00:20:12,398
She's probably

1089
00:20:09,437 --> 00:20:12,398
just making sure

1090
00:20:09,437 --> 00:20:12,398
it works, right?

1091
00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:14,484
So that bitch

1092
00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:14,484
stole my car.

1093
00:20:14,568 --> 00:20:16,695
On a positive note,

1094
00:20:14,568 --> 00:20:16,695
it is nice to see a woman

1095
00:20:16,778 --> 00:20:19,614
break into a previously

1096
00:20:16,778 --> 00:20:19,614
male-dominated field.

1097
00:20:19,698 --> 00:20:22,241
My makeup

1098
00:20:19,698 --> 00:20:22,241
was not insured.

1099
00:20:25,078 --> 00:20:27,956
It's the

1100
00:20:25,078 --> 00:20:27,956
perfect solution.

1101
00:20:25,078 --> 00:20:27,956
Can't we just

1102
00:20:25,078 --> 00:20:27,956
make a decision?

1103
00:20:28,039 --> 00:20:29,583
What's going on?

1104
00:20:28,039 --> 00:20:29,583
Oh.

1105
00:20:29,666 --> 00:20:30,625
Your father and I

1106
00:20:29,666 --> 00:20:30,625
have been arguing

1107
00:20:30,709 --> 00:20:31,585
about something

1108
00:20:30,709 --> 00:20:31,585
for over an hour.

1109
00:20:31,668 --> 00:20:33,252
Fortunately, I made

1110
00:20:31,668 --> 00:20:33,252
a special coin

1111
00:20:33,336 --> 00:20:34,796
with my face

1112
00:20:33,336 --> 00:20:34,796
on one side

1113
00:20:34,921 --> 00:20:35,922
and your mom's

1114
00:20:34,921 --> 00:20:35,922
on the other.

1115
00:20:36,005 --> 00:20:37,298
Ugh,

1116
00:20:36,005 --> 00:20:37,298
Susan B. Unflattering.

1117
00:20:37,381 --> 00:20:38,466
Okay,

1118
00:20:37,381 --> 00:20:38,466
here we go.

1119
00:20:40,301 --> 00:20:41,469
It came up

1120
00:20:40,301 --> 00:20:41,469
Claire.

1121
00:20:41,553 --> 00:20:43,930
Yep! Getting

1122
00:20:41,553 --> 00:20:43,930
cremated!

1123
00:20:41,553 --> 00:20:43,930
Damn it!

1124
00:20:44,013 --> 00:20:45,389
Okay, here's

1125
00:20:44,013 --> 00:20:45,389
another one ...

1126
00:20:45,473 --> 00:20:48,309
my head, we use our nest egg

1127
00:20:45,473 --> 00:20:48,309
for a beach condo.

1128
00:20:48,392 --> 00:20:49,310
- Mm-hmm.

1129
00:20:48,392 --> 00:20:49,310
- Yours...

1130
00:20:49,393 --> 00:20:50,478
the kids'

1131
00:20:49,393 --> 00:20:50,478
safety net.

1132
00:20:50,562 --> 00:20:52,230
Hey,

1133
00:20:50,562 --> 00:20:52,230
not cool.

1134
00:20:53,064 --> 00:20:54,107
Aw.

1135
00:20:53,064 --> 00:20:54,107
Aw.

1136
00:20:54,190 --> 00:20:55,399
I'm so sorry,

1137
00:20:54,190 --> 00:20:55,399
you guys.

1138
00:20:55,484 --> 00:20:56,568
Aw, you can

1139
00:20:55,484 --> 00:20:56,568
come visit.

1140
00:20:56,651 --> 00:20:58,945
You know, if you can

1141
00:20:56,651 --> 00:20:58,945
afford it.

1142
00:21:01,239 --> 00:21:04,158
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