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Daddy, want to come throw

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with me?

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Oh, I'm actually

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in the middle of ...

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- Not you.

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- Okay.

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Oh, uh, yeah,

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but just for a bit

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while, uh, Gloria and Joe

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go through some of your old toys

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in the garage.

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I'll fly there.

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Mm-hmm.

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Okay, vamanos!

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Kid loves that cape.

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So, I see your stance on sons

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wearing accessories has evolved.

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The cape

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gives him superpowers.

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What did leg warmers

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give you?

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Flair.

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They gave me flair.

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Leave me alone, okay?

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Everybody,

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leave me alone.

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Hey!

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What's all that?

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I just ... I'm sorry.

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I just need a night away.

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Here. Want to help?

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- I don't do that.

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- Okay.

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It's just ...

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It's been a lot recently,

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you know, coming off

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of a really long trial,

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Cam's spring cleaning

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frenzy,

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hauling Lily all over

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for softball,

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pretending to care

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about softball.

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Oh,

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I get needing time away.

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I was married

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to your mother.

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Like you are now.

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I have it all

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planned out.

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I drive to the desert.

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I check

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into the Markham ...

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a few hours by the pool,

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massage,

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then I head downstairs

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for a juicy steak frites,

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just me and my book,

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which can't talk to me.

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So do it.

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Asking Cam to go away alone

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is three weeks

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of wounded crazy

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that I ... I don't

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want to deal with right now.

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Don't ask, tell.

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Isn't that what you fought for?

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Okay, I don't know

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what to address first.

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Uh, Jay,

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Gloria's ready to go.

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All right.

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Take it easy.

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You have a good one, too...

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Mrs. Tucker.

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Why'd he call you

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Mrs. Tucker?

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Why does he wear those

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boxy jeans? I don't know.

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No, seriously.

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W-Why is he messing with you?

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All right,

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yeah, what the hell.

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Um, I told him

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how I would love to go

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to the desert

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for a night.

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Okay, yeah.

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Fun. Let's go!

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Hold, please.

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How I would love to go

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to the desert for a night alone.

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I don't care.

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All right.

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If you want to go alone,

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go alone. I don't care.

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Oh, see, you said

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"I don't care" twice.

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Because that's how much

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I don't care.

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Why are you still here?

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Cam, don't be hurt.

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I'm not running from you.

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Here.

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- And I'm not folding that.

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I just wanted

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a night alone, okay?

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Lily's going

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to that sleepover tonight.

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It seemed like a good night

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to do it.

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So, go!

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You know,

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I don't love the implication

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that I'm so needy I can't spend

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one night by myself.

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I didn't say that.

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You didn't not say that.

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And you're not

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not being needy.

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Well, to show you

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how not needy I am,

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I... will pack your bag

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for you.

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It's already packed?

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Oh, yeah, well,

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this is the third time

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I've tried asking you.

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Bye. I love you.

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Okay.

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Oh, hello, Claire.

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Hi, honey.

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I just got back

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from the most beaut... Oh!

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Oh, indeed.

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Welcome to your

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prerecorded seduction.

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Mama likes!

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Papa knows.

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That's right.

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I know my wife so well,

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I was able to anticipate

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her questions

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before she asked them.

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Well, this is kind of fun.

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The sexiest?

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I don't know.

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The world's a pretty big place.

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Help yourself to a glass

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of wine, my love.

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Oh, it's kind of early

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in the day,

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but how often do we get the

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house completely to ourselves?

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Easy, thirsty!

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I've got plans for you.

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Hint ...

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This won't be the last time

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you see me

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on a sheet today.

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Now you.

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Well, I guess your beautiful

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lunch will have to wait.

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Someone's here!

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No, Claire!

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What?

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Yes, Claire.

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Show me those pretty feet.

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How do you turn

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this thing off?

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The sheet said yes.

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You know what's not

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real conducive to studying?

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100 nerds crying in every

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different Asian language!

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You knew finals

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were coming, people.

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Calm the hell down!

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Oh, good. You're here.

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Do we have any corn?

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What is happening?

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Are those chickens?

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Epic senior prank.

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Don't make it too epic.

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How will you top it next year?

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Get them out.

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Get them out.

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Now, now, now.

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I need to grab

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something upstairs.

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Oh, God. Come on, guys.

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The door! What is going on?

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Guess who I found

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driving through the neighborhood

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who insisted

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on stopping over to say hi

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with his new wife

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and her kids!

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It was me! Dylan.

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You know, from before?

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- Yeah.

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- Yeah.

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Mr. And Mrs. D, this is my wife,

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Dr. Elaine Kolchuck.

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Doctor?

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Yeah, I don't know

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why he does that.

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And these are my beauties,

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Betty and Janice.

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Mm-hmm.

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And this is my son Douglas.

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Your son.

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That's not weird.

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Anyway, I just wanted to pick

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something up that I left here.

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Bam!

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Oh, wait. Uh...

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Bam!

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Your dad did that.

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Yellow's the hardest side.

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Ah.

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What was that sound?

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What happened?

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Broke the banister.

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I'll fix it!

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What's this thing?

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- No! No!

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- Oh!

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- Oh, no!

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- And now...

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No, no, no, no!

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a treat for you.

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No! No!

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Everybody go home!

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No!

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"Rescue Me."

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What?

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That was the name

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of the TV show

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I couldn't remember

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at dinner last week.

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Come on.

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Let's pop it in.

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No.

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It's a bad time, Cam.

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Turns out,

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it wasn't the allergies.

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I feel terrible.

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You shouldn't be close to me.

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I don't want to get you sick.

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Oh, gosh.

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No danger of that.

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I have the immune system

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of a horse.

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When I was a kid,

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I needed a transfusion,

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and there was a mix-up

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with the vials.

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I've contacted

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Marvel Comics repeatedly,

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but they don't

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seem interested.

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Come on. I'll make you

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some chicken soup.

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Manny!

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Hey, hey!

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And who is this?

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Cam, this is Sierra,

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my ...

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Gosh, what would you call us

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at this point?

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Teacher-assigned

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study partners.

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As you can see, I've got

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a lot of work to do, so...

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Yeah, we only have

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another half-hour.

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I promised my dad

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I'd get an oil change.

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Oh, well,

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Manny can do that.

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Really?

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Yeah! Pull your car

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into the garage.

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Just be careful

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not to hit his weight set

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or his power tools.

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Wow.

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That would be awesome.

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Cam, I know you're trying

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to help, but stop.

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I'm clueless about cars,

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and I really don't want her

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hitting Mom's weight set.

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I'm gonna talk you

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through it.

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Okay, missy, whatever

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you're working on over here,

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let me take over.

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No, no, no.

301
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You can't.

302
00:05:49,291 --> 00:05:51,500
This is my abuela's

303
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special fever cure.

304
00:05:51,583 --> 00:05:53,625
Please hand me

305
00:05:51,583 --> 00:05:53,625
the dried scorpion.

306
00:05:53,708 --> 00:05:55,208
You're gonna eat this?

307
00:05:55,291 --> 00:05:56,583
No, don't be stupid.

308
00:05:56,666 --> 00:05:57,708
I am gonna wrap it

309
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in a rag

310
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and I am gonna let it soak

311
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into my head.

312
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Okay.

313
00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:01,166
You know what?

314
00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:04,875
Let's get you to bed,

315
00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:04,875
and I will bring it to you.

316
00:06:04,958 --> 00:06:06,625
I can follow a recipe.

317
00:06:04,958 --> 00:06:06,625
Go on.

318
00:06:06,708 --> 00:06:07,958
No, no, no.

319
00:06:06,708 --> 00:06:07,958
It's ...

320
00:06:08,041 --> 00:06:10,083
Go on.

321
00:06:08,041 --> 00:06:10,083
Be careful.

322
00:06:10,166 --> 00:06:12,291
All right.

323
00:06:10,166 --> 00:06:12,291
Ground chicken beak.

324
00:06:12,375 --> 00:06:13,541
Mashed crickets.

325
00:06:13,625 --> 00:06:16,333
Ew!

326
00:06:13,625 --> 00:06:16,333
Cilantro? Ugh.

327
00:06:16,416 --> 00:06:19,000
I'll grab your room key.

328
00:06:16,416 --> 00:06:19,000
Restroom's over there.

329
00:06:16,416 --> 00:06:19,000
Thank you so much.

330
00:06:19,083 --> 00:06:21,458
I just drove the whole way.

331
00:06:19,083 --> 00:06:21,458
I had a huge iced tea, and ...

332
00:06:21,541 --> 00:06:23,500
What am I doing?

333
00:06:21,541 --> 00:06:23,500
You know why people pee. Okay.

334
00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:24,458
Hey, Colin.

335
00:06:24,541 --> 00:06:26,375
Might have been hasty

336
00:06:24,541 --> 00:06:26,375
turning down that site map.

337
00:06:26,458 --> 00:06:28,958
I've walked into the same

338
00:06:26,458 --> 00:06:28,958
Bar Mitzvah twice now.

339
00:06:29,041 --> 00:06:30,583
Hey!

340
00:06:29,041 --> 00:06:30,583
Whatcha doing here?

341
00:06:30,666 --> 00:06:31,541
- Me?

342
00:06:30,666 --> 00:06:31,541
- Mm-hmm.

343
00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:32,541
You said Cam

344
00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:32,541
wouldn't let you come.

345
00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:33,500
I thought it was safe.

346
00:06:33,583 --> 00:06:35,416
Safe to what,

347
00:06:33,583 --> 00:06:35,416
steal my special day?

348
00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:37,083
Well, you made it sound

349
00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:37,083
so good!

350
00:06:37,166 --> 00:06:38,750
The pool, the steak,

351
00:06:37,166 --> 00:06:38,750
no one to talk to.

352
00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:40,750
Well, now we have

353
00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:40,750
someone to talk to.

354
00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:41,708
Thanks a lot.

355
00:06:41,791 --> 00:06:43,750
Look, the place

356
00:06:41,791 --> 00:06:43,750
is gigantic.

357
00:06:43,833 --> 00:06:45,666
You do your thing,

358
00:06:43,833 --> 00:06:45,666
I'll do mine.

359
00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:46,625
Oh, my God.

360
00:06:46,708 --> 00:06:48,458
Dad, you even stole

361
00:06:46,708 --> 00:06:48,458
the book that I'm reading.

362
00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:50,583
When you were over at the house,

363
00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:50,583
I peeked at the jacket.

364
00:06:50,666 --> 00:06:53,500
I'm not gonna read something

365
00:06:50,666 --> 00:06:53,500
Larry King called "Crazy good"?

366
00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:56,041
Fine. I'll see you back

367
00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:56,041
in civilization, okay?

368
00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:58,041
Thank you.

369
00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:58,041
Okay.

370
00:06:58,125 --> 00:06:59,708
Uh, you sure you don't need

371
00:06:58,125 --> 00:06:59,708
a site map?

372
00:06:58,125 --> 00:06:59,708
Oh, no. I'm fine.

373
00:06:59,791 --> 00:07:02,166
I've been here a million times.

374
00:06:59,791 --> 00:07:02,166
Thank you so much.

375
00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:05,958
Mazel tov!

376
00:07:10,208 --> 00:07:12,291
Are you trying

377
00:07:10,208 --> 00:07:12,291
to make me fail?

378
00:07:12,375 --> 00:07:13,500
Sweetheart,

379
00:07:12,375 --> 00:07:13,500
I know that you're stressed,

380
00:07:13,583 --> 00:07:15,416
and we are so proud

381
00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:17,250
that you stopped pulling out

382
00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:17,250
your eyelashes.

383
00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:18,416
So proud.

384
00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:18,416
We are a little concerned

385
00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:21,166
about this new, uh,

386
00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:21,166
pen-up-the-nose tic.

387
00:07:21,250 --> 00:07:22,166
It's ... It's not a tic!

388
00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:23,750
It's just something

389
00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:23,750
some people do occasionally.

390
00:07:23,833 --> 00:07:25,041
- Where is it ...

391
00:07:23,833 --> 00:07:25,041
- It's right ...

392
00:07:25,125 --> 00:07:26,375
It's right ...

393
00:07:25,125 --> 00:07:26,375
You got it right there.

394
00:07:26,458 --> 00:07:27,541
Ah! Damn it!

395
00:07:27,625 --> 00:07:30,083
I mean,

396
00:07:27,625 --> 00:07:30,083
the crazy thing is

397
00:07:30,166 --> 00:07:33,166
I'm happy Dylan found that old

398
00:07:30,166 --> 00:07:33,166
lady with those hideous kids.

399
00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:35,250
I mean, how funny is it

400
00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:36,708
that he is

401
00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:36,708
the one that settled down

402
00:07:36,791 --> 00:07:39,083
and is doing so great

403
00:07:36,791 --> 00:07:39,083
while I'm alone

404
00:07:39,166 --> 00:07:40,625
basically forever?

405
00:07:42,166 --> 00:07:43,750
Could you please go be tragic

406
00:07:42,166 --> 00:07:43,750
somewhere else?

407
00:07:43,833 --> 00:07:45,875
Dylan, are you back?

408
00:07:45,958 --> 00:07:47,250
I'm fixing the banister!

409
00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:48,791
This is a nightmare!

410
00:07:48,875 --> 00:07:50,208
You're not better

411
00:07:48,875 --> 00:07:50,208
than us.

412
00:07:50,291 --> 00:07:51,500
I am so much better

413
00:07:50,291 --> 00:07:51,500
than you!

414
00:07:51,583 --> 00:07:53,083
I'm not the one

415
00:07:51,583 --> 00:07:53,083
with the pen up her nose.

416
00:07:54,666 --> 00:07:56,458
At least

417
00:07:54,666 --> 00:07:56,458
I have a boyfriend.

418
00:07:56,541 --> 00:07:58,041
Who says that?

419
00:07:58,125 --> 00:07:59,791
- Uh-oh!

420
00:07:58,125 --> 00:07:59,791
- Oh, God.

421
00:07:59,875 --> 00:08:02,291
Oh, God!

422
00:07:59,875 --> 00:08:02,291
Haley crying about Dylan,

423
00:07:59,875 --> 00:08:02,291
Alex freaking out about school,

424
00:08:02,375 --> 00:08:03,625
this is like

425
00:08:02,375 --> 00:08:03,625
a big déja vu.

426
00:08:03,708 --> 00:08:04,750
No, déja vu

427
00:08:03,708 --> 00:08:04,750
is when you imagine

428
00:08:04,833 --> 00:08:06,000
that you've seen

429
00:08:04,833 --> 00:08:06,000
something before.

430
00:08:06,083 --> 00:08:08,708
This is just vu!

431
00:08:08,791 --> 00:08:10,708
In hindsight,

432
00:08:08,791 --> 00:08:10,708
I should have pulled my head out

433
00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:12,250
before I nailed

434
00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:12,250
the post back in.

435
00:08:12,333 --> 00:08:13,250
Buddy...

436
00:08:13,333 --> 00:08:14,666
Live and learn.

437
00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:16,166
If only you ever did.

438
00:08:16,250 --> 00:08:18,458
Okay.

439
00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,666
I think I may have gone

440
00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,666
too deep this time.

441
00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,000
Sweet Caligula,

442
00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,000
that's a lot of blood.

443
00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:24,958
Why would Dylan change

444
00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:24,958
his phone number?

445
00:08:25,041 --> 00:08:27,625
Do you know how long it took him

446
00:08:25,041 --> 00:08:27,625
to memorize the last one?

447
00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:28,708
Both sides now?

448
00:08:28,791 --> 00:08:30,333
Don't hate

449
00:08:28,791 --> 00:08:30,333
this glue smell.

450
00:08:30,416 --> 00:08:32,166
Now comes the blood-loss

451
00:08:30,416 --> 00:08:32,166
migraine.

452
00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:34,541
Oh, you know what?

453
00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:34,541
I-I can go get some medicine.

454
00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:35,833
Oh, no.

455
00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:35,833
You know, I can do that.

456
00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:37,125
Actually,

457
00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:37,125
my car's blocking your car.

458
00:08:37,208 --> 00:08:38,750
Yeah, that's not a big deal.

459
00:08:37,208 --> 00:08:38,750
You know why?

460
00:08:38,833 --> 00:08:42,291
Because I can take your car

461
00:08:38,833 --> 00:08:42,291
instead of mine! Bye!

462
00:08:43,666 --> 00:08:47,583
No. No, no, no!

463
00:08:43,666 --> 00:08:47,583
No way!

464
00:08:47,666 --> 00:08:48,791
Oh, my God.

465
00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:50,125
Knock it off!

466
00:08:50,208 --> 00:08:51,166
Mind your own business!

467
00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:52,250
I would love to.

468
00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:54,375
But now I'm wondering

469
00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:54,375
if all that gasping

470
00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:55,916
is about something

471
00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:55,916
I've already read

472
00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,250
or something coming up!

473
00:08:57,333 --> 00:08:58,708
I'm on page 312.

474
00:08:58,791 --> 00:09:00,125
Don't tell me that!

475
00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:02,750
Now I know there's a gasp

476
00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:02,750
coming in 20 pages.

477
00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:06,708
Of course.

478
00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:06,708
You're following me.

479
00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:10,416
Oh, I-I'm sorry.

480
00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:10,416
I thought you were someone else.

481
00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:12,250
What the hell

482
00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:12,250
did I just witness?

483
00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:14,750
Oh, good Lord.

484
00:09:14,833 --> 00:09:17,250
Oh! Good Lord!

485
00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:20,125
Tell me about this sea bass

486
00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:20,125
special again.

487
00:09:20,208 --> 00:09:22,083
Mediterranean prep,

488
00:09:20,208 --> 00:09:22,083
en papillote ...

489
00:09:22,166 --> 00:09:23,958
Oh. Really?

490
00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:25,541
Yeah.

491
00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:25,541
Baked in paper

492
00:09:25,625 --> 00:09:27,166
with tomato, red pepper,

493
00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:28,666
capers, onion,

494
00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:28,666
olives.

495
00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:30,458
Literally my favorite

496
00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:30,458
fish dish.

497
00:09:30,541 --> 00:09:32,375
Would you recommend that

498
00:09:30,541 --> 00:09:32,375
over the steak?

499
00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:35,375
Hey, I was kind of in the middle

500
00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:35,375
of my own thing here.

501
00:09:35,458 --> 00:09:37,041
Would you recommend it

502
00:09:35,458 --> 00:09:37,041
over the steak?

503
00:09:37,125 --> 00:09:38,916
They're both great.

504
00:09:37,125 --> 00:09:38,916
Fine. Steak.

505
00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:39,958
Stick with the plan.

506
00:09:40,041 --> 00:09:41,708
And I'll have a glass

507
00:09:40,041 --> 00:09:41,708
of the Merryvale Cab.

508
00:09:41,791 --> 00:09:43,041
Yeah, me too.

509
00:09:41,791 --> 00:09:43,041
Thank you.

510
00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:46,875
Sorry, the Merryvale Ca...

511
00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:46,875
uh, doesn't come by the glass.

512
00:09:46,958 --> 00:09:48,500
I-It seems like you two

513
00:09:46,958 --> 00:09:48,500
know each other.

514
00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:50,416
You could split

515
00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:50,416
the fish and steak

516
00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:52,125
and share

517
00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:52,125
the bottle of wine.

518
00:09:52,208 --> 00:09:53,458
Not doing that.

519
00:09:53,541 --> 00:09:55,125
Never said we were.

520
00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:56,791
This is actually

521
00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:56,791
my dad.

522
00:09:56,875 --> 00:10:00,541
I came here for some alone time,

523
00:09:56,875 --> 00:10:00,541
but he copycatted me.

524
00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:01,791
He said he wasn't coming

525
00:10:01,875 --> 00:10:04,041
because his scary partner

526
00:10:01,875 --> 00:10:04,041
said he couldn't.

527
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,041
Scary husband!

528
00:10:06,125 --> 00:10:07,333
Still hits my ear wrong.

529
00:10:07,416 --> 00:10:10,208
Wow.

530
00:10:07,416 --> 00:10:10,208
So, you're not even gonna...

531
00:10:10,291 --> 00:10:11,833
I-I'm sorry.

532
00:10:11,916 --> 00:10:14,500
Uh, just, my dad passed away

533
00:10:11,916 --> 00:10:14,500
when I was 10,

534
00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:16,375
and I'd love to have dinner

535
00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:16,375
with him again.

536
00:10:16,458 --> 00:10:19,166
Oh, Austin.

537
00:10:16,458 --> 00:10:19,166
That's so sad.

538
00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:20,791
Terrible story.

539
00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:23,416
Makes you think.

540
00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:24,708
Anyway, I'll have a glass

541
00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:24,708
of any of the reds.

542
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:25,666
White for me.

543
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,208
Thank you.

544
00:10:27,291 --> 00:10:28,958
I'm sorry, buddy.

545
00:10:29,041 --> 00:10:31,500
I didn't mean to pull

546
00:10:29,041 --> 00:10:31,500
your leg so hard.

547
00:10:29,041 --> 00:10:31,500
What?

548
00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:33,375
Dylan was my romantic

549
00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:33,375
safety net.

550
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,875
How is a person

551
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,875
supposed to live without one?

552
00:10:35,958 --> 00:10:37,250
Alex, I'm asking!

553
00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:39,000
It is scientifically

554
00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:39,000
impossible

555
00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:40,625
for me to care less

556
00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:40,625
about your ... Ow!

557
00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:42,041
Head down, honey.

558
00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:43,208
What?

559
00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:43,208
Where is your mom?

560
00:10:43,291 --> 00:10:45,625
She's been gone

561
00:10:43,291 --> 00:10:45,625
for over an hour.

562
00:10:45,708 --> 00:10:47,166
She's just sitting

563
00:10:45,708 --> 00:10:47,166
in the car.

564
00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:48,750
What?

565
00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:48,750
What?

566
00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:51,500
She's just sitting ...

567
00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:51,500
Never mind!

568
00:10:55,791 --> 00:10:56,708
Oh! Hi.

569
00:10:56,791 --> 00:10:59,250
Hi. How long you been

570
00:10:56,791 --> 00:10:59,250
sitting out here?

571
00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:02,000
That's a weird question.

572
00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:02,000
I literally just drove in.

573
00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:03,000
Oh.

574
00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:04,291
Aah!

575
00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:05,958
Sorry. We usually try to get

576
00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:05,958
here in under 30 minutes.

577
00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,000
Yeah, thank you.

578
00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,000
Okay.

579
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,625
Thank you.

580
00:11:08,708 --> 00:11:11,708
Oh, God.

581
00:11:08,708 --> 00:11:11,708
Phil, I can't go back in there.

582
00:11:11,791 --> 00:11:13,250
I'm sorry.

583
00:11:11,791 --> 00:11:13,250
I tried.

584
00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:15,375
I opened the door,

585
00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:15,375
but my legs wouldn't move.

586
00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:16,875
Honey...

587
00:11:21,041 --> 00:11:22,083
Drive.

588
00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:24,166
What?

589
00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:24,166
What about Alex's pills?

590
00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:26,791
Drive.

591
00:11:26,875 --> 00:11:27,958
Oh!

592
00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:35,000
So ... So we're running

593
00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:35,000
away from home.

594
00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:36,250
I mean, I-I-is that okay?

595
00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:37,958
Yes.

596
00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:37,958
We live with three adults.

597
00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:39,625
We're basically landlords

598
00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:39,625
in an apartment building.

599
00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:40,625
We're the Ropers!

600
00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:44,291
Yes! Yes!

601
00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:44,291
We could just drive and drive.

602
00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:45,250
Exactly!

603
00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:47,333
We've earned the right

604
00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:47,333
to live the empty-nesters' life

605
00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:49,333
even though

606
00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:49,333
we're still full-nesters.

607
00:11:49,416 --> 00:11:50,291
Oh, my God!

608
00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:51,791
Do you remember

609
00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:51,791
that bottle of wine

610
00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:53,541
we put aside

611
00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:53,541
the night Haley was born?

612
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:54,833
Yes!

613
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:54,833
We were gonna open it

614
00:11:54,916 --> 00:11:56,875
the night all three of them

615
00:11:54,916 --> 00:11:56,875
moved out.

616
00:11:54,916 --> 00:11:56,875
Uh-huh.

617
00:11:56,958 --> 00:11:58,791
And watch one of the thousands

618
00:11:56,958 --> 00:11:58,791
of movies we missed

619
00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:00,833
'cause they were sick

620
00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:00,833
or hungry

621
00:12:00,916 --> 00:12:02,833
or choking

622
00:12:00,916 --> 00:12:02,833
on the head of a Power Ranger.

623
00:12:02,916 --> 00:12:06,125
I am a woman who has never seen

624
00:12:02,916 --> 00:12:06,125
"Thelma and Louise."

625
00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:08,375
That's the only Harvey Keitel

626
00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:08,375
movie I've missed!

627
00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:09,416
Where are we going?

628
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,291
Let's let

629
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,291
the universe decide.

630
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:17,708
"Family is a gift you receive

631
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:17,708
every day."

632
00:12:19,416 --> 00:12:21,458
So they're making

633
00:12:19,416 --> 00:12:21,458
sarcastic ones now?

634
00:12:23,791 --> 00:12:24,666
Squirrel!

635
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,750
Uh-oh.

636
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:31,375
I think we just ruined

637
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:31,375
someone's graduation.

638
00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:32,791
Hey.

639
00:12:32,875 --> 00:12:35,083
Ay!

640
00:12:32,875 --> 00:12:35,083
I must have fallen asleep.

641
00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:36,291
I don't see how.

642
00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:39,750
The fumes coming off of

643
00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:39,750
that potion are something else.

644
00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:41,708
Yes. When we're done with this,

645
00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:41,708
don't throw it out

646
00:12:41,791 --> 00:12:44,875
because with a teaspoon,

647
00:12:41,791 --> 00:12:44,875
I can clean the swimming pool.

648
00:12:44,958 --> 00:12:46,833
Okay, Manny needs to see me

649
00:12:44,958 --> 00:12:46,833
in the garage.

650
00:12:46,916 --> 00:12:49,833
I will be right back.

651
00:12:46,916 --> 00:12:49,833
Yeah, but come right back

652
00:12:49,916 --> 00:12:52,166
because this cannot stay longer

653
00:12:49,916 --> 00:12:52,166
than five minutes.

654
00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:55,291
Oh, and just for fun,

655
00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:55,291
what would happen

656
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,708
if it stayed on for, say,

657
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,708
I don't know, 17?

658
00:12:58,791 --> 00:13:01,041
Well, they say that ...

659
00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:02,500
Ay, no!

660
00:13:02,583 --> 00:13:03,666
No!

661
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:07,666
You used Joe's cape

662
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:07,666
for the smelly thing?

663
00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:10,250
You know how important

664
00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:10,250
this is for him?

665
00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:10,250
No.

666
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:13,625
It goes me, the cape,

667
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:13,625
chocolate chip cookies,

668
00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:14,875
and then Jay!

669
00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:16,625
Well, can't we just say

670
00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:16,625
Jay ruined it,

671
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,375
since he's already

672
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,375
so far down the list?

673
00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:20,750
Has anyone seen

674
00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:20,750
my cape?

675
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,041
Uh, no.

676
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,041
What's it look like?

677
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:23,500
Like a cape!

678
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:26,833
Sorry.

679
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:26,833
It's just so stressful.

680
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,250
You know what?

681
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,250
I have to go to Manny.

682
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,333
Then I'll clean Joe's cape.

683
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,333
Then I'll be back.

684
00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:32,416
It's okay. Go.

685
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,958
We will all be waiting for you

686
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,958
here in Cancún.

687
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:42,041
Something's wrong.

688
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:42,041
There's oil everywhere!

689
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:45,000
Well, you probably just need

690
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:45,000
to tighten the drain plug.

691
00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:46,041
- Oh!

692
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,000
You popped her tire?

693
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:50,625
It's okay.

694
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:50,625
It's all right.

695
00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:52,666
Where does Jay keep

696
00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:52,666
his patch kit?

697
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,416
It took me 20 minutes to find

698
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,416
the light switch.

699
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,833
I'm gonna know

700
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,833
where a patch kit is?

701
00:13:55,916 --> 00:13:58,041
Don't panic.

702
00:13:55,916 --> 00:13:58,041
I saw one here earlier.

703
00:13:58,125 --> 00:13:59,541
Oh, oh!

704
00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:01,166
Here it is.

705
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,375
Oh, no! No!

706
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,375
What?

707
00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:04,041
That's Joe's cape!

708
00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:05,375
Oh, no!

709
00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:07,041
Joe loves this cape

710
00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:07,041
more than anything.

711
00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:08,833
It goes me, the cape,

712
00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:08,833
chocolate chip cookies ...

713
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:11,125
Almost done, Manny?

714
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:11,125
Oh, hey.

715
00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:13,166
Yeah, well, he would be

716
00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:13,166
if I wasn't out here

717
00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:15,208
asking him so many questions

718
00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:15,208
about, you know,

719
00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:17,500
how to ... how to patch a tire,

720
00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:17,500
but like he said,

721
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:19,208
the directions

722
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:19,208
are written clearly down

723
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:20,500
inside the patch kit.

724
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:21,833
And then if you get

725
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:21,833
in a real jam,

726
00:14:21,916 --> 00:14:23,458
there's tons of videos online,

727
00:14:21,916 --> 00:14:23,458
anyway.

728
00:14:23,541 --> 00:14:24,958
Shouldn't we give him

729
00:14:23,541 --> 00:14:24,958
some space?

730
00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:26,208
Maybe get some ...

731
00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:26,208
some tea?

732
00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:28,083
Oh!

733
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:31,583
So, do you have a date

734
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:31,583
for spring formal?

735
00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:34,291
I probably won't even go.

736
00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:34,291
I have nothing to wear.

737
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,875
Oh, my God!

738
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,875
Oh, my God!

739
00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,333
It's not

740
00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,333
that big of a deal.

741
00:14:39,416 --> 00:14:41,541
I mean,

742
00:14:39,416 --> 00:14:41,541
people are starving.

743
00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:42,708
Oh.

744
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:48,500
This isn't a sign, is it?

745
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,958
Well, it's not a sturdy one,

746
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,958
but they're only fifth-graders.

747
00:14:51,041 --> 00:14:52,708
No! No, that we shouldn't

748
00:14:51,041 --> 00:14:52,708
have run away!

749
00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:55,000
No. We're just gonna

750
00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:55,000
tie this off, hit the open road,

751
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:56,791
and keep driving

752
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:56,791
until the toilets flush

753
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:57,875
in the other direction.

754
00:14:57,958 --> 00:15:00,000
Oh, God! Oh, no!

755
00:14:57,958 --> 00:15:00,000
It's floating away!

756
00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:01,208
Oh! Oh, okay!

757
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:02,375
It's caught in the tree.

758
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:02,375
We can reach it.

759
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:03,666
Get on my shoulders!

760
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:03,666
- What?

761
00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,833
Right!

762
00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,833
Oh, yeah, right. Oh!

763
00:15:05,916 --> 00:15:07,541
Okay, I forgot about that.

764
00:15:05,916 --> 00:15:07,541
Oh, wait. Go forward!

765
00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:09,041
It's too high!

766
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,125
Just reach for the string!

767
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,125
Are you reaching for the string?

768
00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:13,458
No, I'm pretending

769
00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:13,458
I'm at a Def Leppard concert!

770
00:15:13,541 --> 00:15:14,583
It's right there!

771
00:15:13,541 --> 00:15:14,583
Just grab it!

772
00:15:14,666 --> 00:15:16,291
I can't reach it, Phil!

773
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,958
I can't reach

774
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,958
"The Next Chapter!"

775
00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:20,083
Oh, my God. Let me down.

776
00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:20,083
Let me down.

777
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:21,166
- What?

778
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:21,166
- Let me down.

779
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:22,583
What?

780
00:15:22,666 --> 00:15:25,041
Don't you see what the universe

781
00:15:22,666 --> 00:15:25,041
is trying to tell us?

782
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,250
We are never gonna reach

783
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,250
the next chapter.

784
00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:28,916
Luke's not going

785
00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:28,916
to college.

786
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,791
Haley's gonna grow old

787
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,791
in the basement.

788
00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:33,291
Alex is just gonna

789
00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:33,291
keep coming back to taunt us

790
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:35,041
and use up our tissues!

791
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:37,166
I don't think the universe

792
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:37,166
cares that much about us.

793
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,208
Phil,

794
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,208
we tried to run away,

795
00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:41,333
and I can still see

796
00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:41,333
our chimney from here.

797
00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:42,916
It's over.

798
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,041
Oh, yeah.

799
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,041
This is it.

800
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:47,708
"Welcome...

801
00:15:47,791 --> 00:15:49,458
to our life!"

802
00:15:49,541 --> 00:15:50,583
Ha!

803
00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:53,708
Sweetheart,

804
00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:53,708
I-I am as upset as you are,

805
00:15:53,791 --> 00:15:57,500
but since when did anything

806
00:15:53,791 --> 00:15:57,500
work out the way we planned?

807
00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:59,500
We didn't plan

808
00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:59,500
on having Haley.

809
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:00,916
We didn't plan

810
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:00,916
on having Alex.

811
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,125
We did plan

812
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,125
on having Luke,

813
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,250
but we didn't plan

814
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,250
on having Luke.

815
00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:07,458
I'm having a tantrum.

816
00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:07,458
And I love our kids, I do.

817
00:16:07,541 --> 00:16:09,000
Most of the time, I do.

818
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,583
It's just I had this ...

819
00:16:10,666 --> 00:16:14,791
this picture of how our life

820
00:16:10,666 --> 00:16:14,791
would look right now.

821
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:17,083
This is not that.

822
00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:18,041
No.

823
00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:19,000
Yeah.

824
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:21,541
I get it.

825
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,500
Maybe...

826
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,416
Maybe we don't have throw away

827
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,416
the picture.

828
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:29,625
Just refocus it a little.

829
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:39,333
Lug nut.

830
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:39,333
Tire iron.

831
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:40,583
Flugel hammer.

832
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:40,583
Pigeon door.

833
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,000
These are all

834
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,000
nonsense words to me.

835
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,500
I don't know

836
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,500
what I'm doing here.

837
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:45,541
Yeah, well, I don't know

838
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:45,541
what I'm doing here, either.

839
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,583
Am I so incapable

840
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,583
of spending a night alone

841
00:16:47,666 --> 00:16:51,083
that I had

842
00:16:47,666 --> 00:16:51,083
to come over here and

843
00:16:47,666 --> 00:16:51,083
create all this drama?

844
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,791
No wonder Mitchell

845
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,791
wanted to get away from me.

846
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,500
Hello?

847
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:56,375
Oh! Hey, well,

848
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:56,375
thank you, Manny,

849
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:59,000
for letting me tighten

850
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:59,000
that last wheel screw.

851
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:01,750
Maybe next week you could teach

852
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:01,750
me how to street punch?

853
00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:03,166
Yeah. Sure!

854
00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:04,833
Wow.

855
00:17:04,916 --> 00:17:07,000
Cam found it

856
00:17:04,916 --> 00:17:07,000
upstairs for me.

857
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:09,208
It's one of your mom's dresses.

858
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:09,208
Isn't that crazy?

859
00:17:09,291 --> 00:17:11,041
I can see running it

860
00:17:09,291 --> 00:17:11,041
by a therapist.

861
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:13,250
So, car looks done.

862
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,166
Do you maybe want to,

863
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,166
I don't know,

864
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,208
go get something to eat?

865
00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:19,416
Uh, sure!

866
00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:19,416
But I'm a little dirty.

867
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,000
So? It's cute.

868
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:28,958
A word?

869
00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:32,166
See?

870
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:34,166
Good as ...

871
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:35,916
No! Oh.

872
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,625
It looks like

873
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,625
a monster ate it!

874
00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:40,083
Exactly.

875
00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:42,083
See?

876
00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:42,083
It tells a story.

877
00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:45,458
This burn is from when

878
00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:45,458
you fought a dragon!

879
00:17:45,541 --> 00:17:47,083
A-And these oil stains?

880
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,791
Well, they're from when

881
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,791
you saved that 18-wheeler

882
00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:50,416
from going off a bridge.

883
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:54,416
This is the cape

884
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:54,416
of a superhero

885
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:58,041
who's always there

886
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:58,041
for people in need.

887
00:17:58,125 --> 00:17:59,750
Wow!

888
00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:01,000
Fly away!

889
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,750
That was so nice, Cam.

890
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:05,250
Thanks.

891
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:05,250
You look better.

892
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:06,708
And your fever's gone.

893
00:18:06,791 --> 00:18:09,333
I don't know what you put

894
00:18:06,791 --> 00:18:09,333
in my abuela's potion,

895
00:18:09,416 --> 00:18:12,625
but it took care of the fever

896
00:18:09,416 --> 00:18:12,625
faster than ever.

897
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:15,500
Look! It even made

898
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:15,500
my teeth whiter, huh?

899
00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:17,041
Oh! Wow.

900
00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:17,041
Look at that.

901
00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:20,000
Here I was beating myself up

902
00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:20,000
because I couldn't be alone,

903
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:22,583
and one could argue

904
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:22,583
that everybody in this house

905
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:24,708
is a little better off

906
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:24,708
because of it.

907
00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:27,833
Well, I lost a dress

908
00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:27,833
and the house smells like smoke,

909
00:18:27,916 --> 00:18:31,375
so I wouldn't be high-fiving

910
00:18:27,916 --> 00:18:31,375
myself that much.

911
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,375
Ah, yes, sir?

912
00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:52,916
Right?

913
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,083
Nobody keeps me on edge

914
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,083
for 500 pages

915
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:57,833
then decides

916
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:57,833
they're just done writing.

917
00:18:57,916 --> 00:19:00,625
Either end the damn story

918
00:18:57,916 --> 00:19:00,625
or don't even write it!

919
00:19:00,708 --> 00:19:01,791
Yes, exactly.

920
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,791
God, for a minute,

921
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,791
I thought I missed something.

922
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:04,791
You did.

923
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:07,500
The chance to read a great book

924
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:07,500
on your one night alone.

925
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:10,083
Well, at least

926
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:10,083
the steak was good, right?

927
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:12,416
Nice cut.

928
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:12,416
Perfectly cooked.

929
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,500
Terrific wine.

930
00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:15,916
What?

931
00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:15,916
What's ... What's funny?

932
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,166
You.

933
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,750
The steak, the book,

934
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,750
hell, this whole trip.

935
00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,250
You're turning into me!

936
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,125
No. No.

937
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,125
Unh-unh.

938
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:24,500
No, no, no.

939
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:24,500
Dad. No, no.

940
00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,041
Hey.

941
00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,041
You're turning into me.

942
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:27,291
How?

943
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,083
The fact that you stayed

944
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,083
with that book at all,

945
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:31,625
which is basically a love story

946
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:31,625
between two men.

947
00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:32,625
It's a buddy thing!

948
00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:33,583
Oh, please!

949
00:19:33,666 --> 00:19:35,291
Buddies don't find

950
00:19:33,666 --> 00:19:35,291
that many opportunities

951
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,000
to skinny-dip together.

952
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:38,458
Every time they saw

953
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:38,458
a body of water,

954
00:19:38,541 --> 00:19:40,333
it was off with the pants,

955
00:19:38,541 --> 00:19:40,333
splash!

956
00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:41,583
Come on.

957
00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:41,583
You're just making it worse.

958
00:19:41,666 --> 00:19:43,333
Oh, my God!

959
00:19:41,666 --> 00:19:43,333
Your hands!

960
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,583
That's what your

961
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,583
spa appointment was.

962
00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:45,958
You got a manicure.

963
00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:48,458
It's because Gloria said

964
00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:48,458
that my hands were too rough.

965
00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:49,666
It was her idea.

966
00:19:49,791 --> 00:19:51,541
Considerate ...

967
00:19:49,791 --> 00:19:51,541
That's me.

968
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:54,166
Running from your family ...

969
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:54,166
That's me.

970
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,625
Yeah, yeah.

971
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,791
Ah,

972
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,791
I guess it's possible

973
00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:07,000
that we both moved

974
00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:07,000
to the center a little.

975
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:09,375
Yeah, well,

976
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:09,375
it makes sense.

977
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,500
It definitely makes things

978
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,500
easier between us.

979
00:20:11,583 --> 00:20:13,291
A little less distance.

980
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:14,416
Yeah.

981
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,541
Yeah.

982
00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:17,083
Uh, hey, um...

983
00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:17,083
here's a ...

984
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,541
It's a crazy thought.

985
00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:21,250
There's ... There's something

986
00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:21,250
old us could never do

987
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:23,208
without tears

988
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:23,208
and screaming

989
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:26,333
that I think new us

990
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:26,333
might be able to handle.

991
00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:29,833
It might help me out at home,

992
00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:29,833
you know, if ... if you're game.

993
00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:32,875
Lead with your elbow.

994
00:20:32,958 --> 00:20:35,416
Shift your weight.

995
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,625
Follow through.

996
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:38,583
That's not bad.

997
00:20:38,666 --> 00:20:40,000
No, it wasn't good,

998
00:20:38,666 --> 00:20:40,000
but I'm not crying

999
00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:42,250
and you haven't called me

1000
00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:42,250
"missy", so let's keep going.

1001
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:56,375
They had no choice.

1002
00:21:01,958 --> 00:21:04,583
The light turns red

1003
00:21:01,958 --> 00:21:04,583
when you put something on it,

1004
00:21:04,666 --> 00:21:06,208
green when the hook

1005
00:21:04,666 --> 00:21:06,208
is free.

1006
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:08,750
- I call it a Smart Hook.

1007
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:08,750
- So smart.

1008
00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:10,791
I got the idea

1009
00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:10,791
when I was in a parking garage.

1010
00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:10,791
Uh-huh.

1011
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:13,166
You know

1012
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:13,166
those little lights ...

1013
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:13,166
Oh, God, Dad.

1014
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:13,166
No, don't look. Don't look.

1015
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:15,625
What are they doing here?

1016
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:15,625
They're not gonna want to have

1017
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:15,625
brunch with us, are they?

1018
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,875
They can't!

1019
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,875
This is our day!

1020
00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:19,541
You think they see us?

1021
00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:21,916
Hmm.

1022
00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:21,916
Just keep walking.

1023
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,208
No sudden movements.

1024
00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:26,416
The site maps say

1025
00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:26,416
there's another café ...

1026
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,625
My book.

1027
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,625
Leave it!

1028
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,875
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