1 00:00:02,531 --> 00:00:04,949 Kids, breakfast! Luke, 2 00:00:02,531 --> 00:00:04,949 why don't you have some fruit? 3 00:00:05,034 --> 00:00:05,992 Nah, I'm good. 4 00:00:06,076 --> 00:00:07,286 Oh. 5 00:00:08,203 --> 00:00:09,663 Fine. 6 00:00:08,203 --> 00:00:09,663 I'll have some. 7 00:00:09,746 --> 00:00:11,456 Phil! 8 00:00:09,746 --> 00:00:11,456 Slow down! 9 00:00:11,540 --> 00:00:12,791 I'm sorry, Claire. 10 00:00:12,874 --> 00:00:15,335 Unlike at home, 11 00:00:12,874 --> 00:00:15,335 I'm the captain here. 12 00:00:18,422 --> 00:00:20,965 Damn it, Phil, 13 00:00:18,422 --> 00:00:20,965 knock it off! 14 00:00:21,050 --> 00:00:22,717 Copy that. 15 00:00:22,801 --> 00:00:24,010 You know, 16 00:00:22,801 --> 00:00:24,010 I like having these. 17 00:00:24,094 --> 00:00:25,720 We should get some 18 00:00:24,094 --> 00:00:25,720 for the house. 19 00:00:25,804 --> 00:00:27,972 No, you're not going to ask me 20 00:00:25,804 --> 00:00:27,972 "What time is lunch?" 21 00:00:28,057 --> 00:00:29,558 every day 22 00:00:28,057 --> 00:00:29,558 through a talkie-walkie. 23 00:00:31,685 --> 00:00:33,103 Cam, we need to 24 00:00:31,685 --> 00:00:33,103 talk about this. 25 00:00:33,187 --> 00:00:34,854 We ... We have 26 00:00:33,187 --> 00:00:34,854 these lamps at home. 27 00:00:34,938 --> 00:00:36,190 Okay, we have 28 00:00:34,938 --> 00:00:36,190 boat lamps. 29 00:00:36,273 --> 00:00:37,691 I know. 30 00:00:36,273 --> 00:00:37,691 It's so validating. 31 00:00:37,774 --> 00:00:40,110 It's like that time 32 00:00:37,774 --> 00:00:40,110 we saw our can opener 33 00:00:40,194 --> 00:00:42,321 in that dog-food 34 00:00:40,194 --> 00:00:42,321 commercial. 35 00:00:42,404 --> 00:00:43,488 We rented a houseboat. 36 00:00:43,572 --> 00:00:45,157 My dad wanted us to 37 00:00:43,572 --> 00:00:45,157 take a big lake trip 38 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,617 so we could see the first 39 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,617 total eclipse in 99 years. 40 00:00:47,701 --> 00:00:48,618 You know, 41 00:00:47,701 --> 00:00:48,618 growing up on a farm, 42 00:00:48,702 --> 00:00:50,454 I always fantasized 43 00:00:48,702 --> 00:00:50,454 about lake life. 44 00:00:50,537 --> 00:00:52,206 Yeah. You know, 45 00:00:50,537 --> 00:00:52,206 anyone can go to the lake. 46 00:00:52,289 --> 00:00:54,208 Only the elite 47 00:00:52,289 --> 00:00:54,208 can sleep on it. 48 00:00:54,291 --> 00:00:56,043 My parents used to 49 00:00:54,291 --> 00:00:56,043 take Claire and me 50 00:00:56,126 --> 00:00:57,419 every summer 51 00:00:56,126 --> 00:00:57,419 when we were kids. 52 00:00:57,502 --> 00:01:00,714 Oh, I just never dreamed I would 53 00:00:57,502 --> 00:01:00,714 marry into a lake family. 54 00:00:57,502 --> 00:01:00,714 Mm. 55 00:01:00,797 --> 00:01:02,757 We have this pillow, 56 00:01:00,797 --> 00:01:02,757 too. 57 00:01:02,841 --> 00:01:04,301 I'm beginning to 58 00:01:02,841 --> 00:01:04,301 question our taste. 59 00:01:04,384 --> 00:01:07,554 Oh, don't be ridiculous. 60 00:01:04,384 --> 00:01:07,554 We have great taste. 61 00:01:08,138 --> 00:01:09,681 What's all this, then? 62 00:01:09,764 --> 00:01:11,516 The doctor said 63 00:01:09,764 --> 00:01:11,516 absolutely no sun 64 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:12,892 while I'm on these 65 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:12,892 antibiotics. 66 00:01:12,976 --> 00:01:13,935 And what would happen? 67 00:01:14,018 --> 00:01:15,437 Because if it's anything 68 00:01:14,018 --> 00:01:15,437 short of death, 69 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,189 I-I think you 70 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,189 should risk it. 71 00:01:31,078 --> 00:01:33,288 Morning. 72 00:01:31,078 --> 00:01:33,288 Morning! Who's hungry? 73 00:01:33,372 --> 00:01:35,832 Manny, how do you 74 00:01:33,372 --> 00:01:35,832 take your eggs? 75 00:01:33,372 --> 00:01:35,832 Like God made 'em. 76 00:01:38,293 --> 00:01:39,253 Mm! 77 00:01:39,336 --> 00:01:40,795 Manny, 78 00:01:39,336 --> 00:01:40,795 what are you doing? 79 00:01:40,879 --> 00:01:41,963 This isn't Manny. 80 00:01:42,047 --> 00:01:43,173 It's Manuel. 81 00:01:43,257 --> 00:01:45,050 He's trying to reinvent 82 00:01:43,257 --> 00:01:45,050 himself for college. 83 00:01:45,134 --> 00:01:47,344 He's going for a strong, 84 00:01:45,134 --> 00:01:47,344 silent type. 85 00:01:47,427 --> 00:01:48,928 Ah. 86 00:01:47,427 --> 00:01:48,928 Hey, don't try 87 00:01:47,427 --> 00:01:48,928 to define me, man. 88 00:01:49,012 --> 00:01:51,098 "Manuel's" gonna 89 00:01:49,012 --> 00:01:51,098 last five minutes. 90 00:01:49,012 --> 00:01:51,098 Hey. 91 00:01:51,181 --> 00:01:52,141 Ah! 92 00:01:52,224 --> 00:01:54,559 It is what 93 00:01:52,224 --> 00:01:54,559 it is, man. 94 00:01:54,643 --> 00:01:56,311 All right, everybody, 95 00:01:54,643 --> 00:01:56,311 listen up. 96 00:01:56,395 --> 00:01:57,562 The eclipse is happening 97 00:01:56,395 --> 00:01:57,562 at exactly ... 98 00:01:56,395 --> 00:01:57,562 We know, we know, 99 00:01:56,395 --> 00:01:57,562 we know. 100 00:01:57,646 --> 00:01:58,647 We know exactly when 101 00:01:57,646 --> 00:01:58,647 it's happening, Dad. 102 00:01:57,646 --> 00:01:58,647 Yeah. 103 00:01:58,730 --> 00:01:59,731 Uh-huh. 104 00:01:58,730 --> 00:01:59,731 You told us. 105 00:01:59,814 --> 00:02:00,940 Then just make sure 106 00:01:59,814 --> 00:02:00,940 you get back here 107 00:02:01,024 --> 00:02:03,235 so we can watch it together. 108 00:02:01,024 --> 00:02:03,235 - Uh-huh. 109 00:02:03,318 --> 00:02:05,404 Hey, Dad, you know Hugh Duncan 110 00:02:03,318 --> 00:02:05,404 from Just Closets? 111 00:02:05,487 --> 00:02:06,780 That pretentious 112 00:02:05,487 --> 00:02:06,780 half-Brit 113 00:02:06,863 --> 00:02:09,491 that refers to closets 114 00:02:06,863 --> 00:02:09,491 as "wardrobes"? 115 00:02:06,863 --> 00:02:09,491 He died. 116 00:02:09,574 --> 00:02:11,118 Son of a gun. 117 00:02:09,574 --> 00:02:11,118 I always liked him. 118 00:02:11,201 --> 00:02:12,369 Yeah, something 119 00:02:11,201 --> 00:02:12,369 like that happens 120 00:02:12,452 --> 00:02:14,746 makes you realize how 121 00:02:12,452 --> 00:02:14,746 precious life is, huh? 122 00:02:14,829 --> 00:02:16,665 Morning, fam! 123 00:02:16,748 --> 00:02:18,167 Somebody kill me. 124 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:19,793 Ben and I have been dating 125 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:19,793 a few months now, 126 00:02:19,876 --> 00:02:21,295 and things have 127 00:02:19,876 --> 00:02:21,295 been going so well, 128 00:02:21,378 --> 00:02:23,338 I decided to invite him 129 00:02:21,378 --> 00:02:23,338 on our family vacation. 130 00:02:23,422 --> 00:02:24,548 We knew it would 131 00:02:23,422 --> 00:02:24,548 take some ... 132 00:02:24,631 --> 00:02:26,591 I could listen to 133 00:02:24,631 --> 00:02:26,591 you talk forever. 134 00:02:26,675 --> 00:02:27,717 Aww! 135 00:02:27,801 --> 00:02:29,219 We knew it would take 136 00:02:27,801 --> 00:02:29,219 some convincing. 137 00:02:29,303 --> 00:02:31,471 It's bad enough that 138 00:02:29,303 --> 00:02:31,471 I have to see Ben's stupid face 139 00:02:31,555 --> 00:02:32,597 at the office every day. 140 00:02:32,681 --> 00:02:33,973 You want to bring 141 00:02:32,681 --> 00:02:33,973 him on our trip? 142 00:02:34,058 --> 00:02:35,142 Just because 143 00:02:34,058 --> 00:02:35,142 he bugs you 144 00:02:35,225 --> 00:02:36,935 doesn't mean this will 145 00:02:35,225 --> 00:02:36,935 ruin your vacation. 146 00:02:37,018 --> 00:02:38,937 He's a huge reason 147 00:02:37,018 --> 00:02:38,937 why I need a vacation! 148 00:02:41,022 --> 00:02:42,482 I mean, I can 149 00:02:41,022 --> 00:02:42,482 see both sides. 150 00:02:44,234 --> 00:02:45,652 Ohhh. 151 00:02:44,234 --> 00:02:45,652 Does anyone know 152 00:02:45,735 --> 00:02:47,362 if these pancakes 153 00:02:45,735 --> 00:02:47,362 are gluten-free? 154 00:02:47,446 --> 00:02:49,073 I can't! 155 00:02:47,446 --> 00:02:49,073 Why? 156 00:02:47,446 --> 00:02:49,073 What's wrong? 157 00:02:49,156 --> 00:02:51,991 I can't listen to you talk 158 00:02:49,156 --> 00:02:51,991 about gluten anymore! 159 00:02:52,076 --> 00:02:54,244 Or mouth guards 160 00:02:52,076 --> 00:02:54,244 or airborne allergens 161 00:02:54,328 --> 00:02:56,663 or any of your other 162 00:02:54,328 --> 00:02:56,663 weird afflictions! 163 00:02:56,746 --> 00:02:59,458 Has anyone seen 164 00:02:56,746 --> 00:02:59,458 my big hat? 165 00:02:56,746 --> 00:02:59,458 No. 166 00:02:59,541 --> 00:03:01,126 You know what? Traveling 167 00:02:59,541 --> 00:03:01,126 together was a big mistake. 168 00:03:01,210 --> 00:03:03,462 Let's just... 169 00:03:01,210 --> 00:03:03,462 do our own thing. 170 00:03:03,545 --> 00:03:04,963 Uh... 171 00:03:05,047 --> 00:03:06,005 a-all right. 172 00:03:06,090 --> 00:03:07,341 Well, uh... 173 00:03:07,424 --> 00:03:08,592 What are you guys 174 00:03:07,424 --> 00:03:08,592 up to today? 175 00:03:08,675 --> 00:03:10,219 - Water skiing. 176 00:03:08,675 --> 00:03:10,219 - Homework. 177 00:03:08,675 --> 00:03:10,219 - Boat stuff. 178 00:03:10,302 --> 00:03:11,928 Ay, no. 179 00:03:12,011 --> 00:03:12,929 What am I 180 00:03:12,011 --> 00:03:12,929 looking at? 181 00:03:13,012 --> 00:03:14,473 Okay, relax. 182 00:03:13,012 --> 00:03:14,473 You all act like 183 00:03:14,556 --> 00:03:15,932 you've never seen 184 00:03:14,556 --> 00:03:15,932 a caftan before. 185 00:03:16,015 --> 00:03:18,602 I just needed full breathable 186 00:03:16,015 --> 00:03:18,602 coverage today. 187 00:03:18,685 --> 00:03:21,063 The fact that it looks so great 188 00:03:18,685 --> 00:03:21,063 is just a bonus. 189 00:03:21,146 --> 00:03:23,607 What's that? 190 00:03:21,146 --> 00:03:23,607 "Groovy Guppies." 191 00:03:23,690 --> 00:03:25,525 I'm gonna binge-watch 192 00:03:23,690 --> 00:03:25,525 the last season. 193 00:03:25,609 --> 00:03:26,735 I never heard of it. 194 00:03:26,818 --> 00:03:28,903 Get out of whatever your 195 00:03:26,818 --> 00:03:28,903 mommy's got you doing. 196 00:03:28,987 --> 00:03:31,406 Your life is about 197 00:03:28,987 --> 00:03:31,406 to change. 198 00:03:31,490 --> 00:03:34,034 I'm going down to the little 199 00:03:31,490 --> 00:03:34,034 store to buy some sunglasses. 200 00:03:34,118 --> 00:03:35,077 I'm thinking 201 00:03:34,118 --> 00:03:35,077 something fun. 202 00:03:35,119 --> 00:03:37,537 All right. Well, don't 203 00:03:35,119 --> 00:03:37,537 get anything too garish. 204 00:03:39,456 --> 00:03:42,084 Hey, sexy! 205 00:03:39,456 --> 00:03:42,084 Party on the island! 206 00:03:42,167 --> 00:03:43,918 Come by! 207 00:03:44,002 --> 00:03:45,420 Yum! 208 00:03:45,504 --> 00:03:46,588 - What are you doing? 209 00:03:45,504 --> 00:03:46,588 - What was that? 210 00:03:46,671 --> 00:03:48,048 - That was a boy! 211 00:03:46,671 --> 00:03:48,048 - That was a girl! 212 00:03:48,132 --> 00:03:49,383 - What are you talking about? 213 00:03:48,132 --> 00:03:49,383 - What are you talking about? 214 00:03:49,466 --> 00:03:50,717 Whatever that was, 215 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:53,387 we're going to his/her party 216 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:53,387 before Ben finds me. 217 00:03:53,470 --> 00:03:55,639 Team Dunphy, D to the five. 218 00:03:53,470 --> 00:03:55,639 You guys ready to go? 219 00:03:55,722 --> 00:03:56,890 Yeah, what do you 220 00:03:55,722 --> 00:03:56,890 feel like doing? 221 00:03:56,973 --> 00:03:57,932 We were thinking 222 00:03:56,973 --> 00:03:57,932 maybe a hike? 223 00:03:58,016 --> 00:03:59,351 A little flora, 224 00:03:58,016 --> 00:03:59,351 fauna, and ... 225 00:03:59,434 --> 00:04:00,685 Forget it. 226 00:03:59,434 --> 00:04:00,685 We're going to a party. 227 00:04:00,769 --> 00:04:02,104 But if you're looking 228 00:04:00,769 --> 00:04:02,104 for something fun, 229 00:04:02,187 --> 00:04:03,355 the rental guy gave us 230 00:04:02,187 --> 00:04:03,355 this pamphlet. 231 00:04:03,438 --> 00:04:04,856 Thanks. We already 232 00:04:03,438 --> 00:04:04,856 got one, but ... 233 00:04:04,939 --> 00:04:06,650 Oh. 234 00:04:04,939 --> 00:04:06,650 Yours is different. 235 00:04:06,733 --> 00:04:08,318 Parasailing, wakeboarding... 236 00:04:08,402 --> 00:04:09,403 jetpacking? 237 00:04:09,486 --> 00:04:11,780 Ours has 238 00:04:09,486 --> 00:04:11,780 sunrise chair yoga, 239 00:04:11,863 --> 00:04:13,865 watercolors at 240 00:04:11,863 --> 00:04:13,865 water's edge, 241 00:04:13,948 --> 00:04:16,368 and something called... 242 00:04:13,948 --> 00:04:16,368 cloud study? 243 00:04:16,451 --> 00:04:17,911 Yeah, they gave that one 244 00:04:16,451 --> 00:04:17,911 to Grandpa, too. 245 00:04:17,994 --> 00:04:18,953 We got 246 00:04:17,994 --> 00:04:18,953 the old people one? 247 00:04:19,038 --> 00:04:20,955 No! 248 00:04:19,038 --> 00:04:20,955 Why would they do that? 249 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,124 Looks like you guys 250 00:04:22,207 --> 00:04:25,169 got some fluffy ones 251 00:04:22,207 --> 00:04:25,169 out today. 252 00:04:25,252 --> 00:04:26,545 That one looks 253 00:04:25,252 --> 00:04:26,545 like a bunny. 254 00:04:26,628 --> 00:04:27,629 Oh, yeah. 255 00:04:30,424 --> 00:04:33,052 Ah. It feels like 256 00:04:30,424 --> 00:04:33,052 we're in St. Tropez. 257 00:04:33,135 --> 00:04:34,886 I don't trust lakes. 258 00:04:34,969 --> 00:04:36,930 Where I come from, 259 00:04:34,969 --> 00:04:36,930 this is where we dump 260 00:04:37,013 --> 00:04:38,765 drugs and dead bodies. 261 00:04:38,848 --> 00:04:39,808 You know what? 262 00:04:39,891 --> 00:04:42,102 I am gonna give you 263 00:04:39,891 --> 00:04:42,102 a little boat tour 264 00:04:42,186 --> 00:04:44,646 and show you this lake 265 00:04:42,186 --> 00:04:44,646 in all of its glory, 266 00:04:44,729 --> 00:04:46,648 but you need to 267 00:04:44,729 --> 00:04:46,648 keep an open mind. 268 00:04:46,731 --> 00:04:48,067 Okay, fine. 269 00:04:48,150 --> 00:04:51,070 Let's ride around 270 00:04:48,150 --> 00:04:51,070 the liquid graveyard. 271 00:04:53,197 --> 00:04:56,741 Mama, riding on small boats 272 00:04:53,197 --> 00:04:56,741 makes my tummy hurt. 273 00:04:56,825 --> 00:04:58,368 Can I stay with Lily? 274 00:04:58,452 --> 00:04:59,578 Sí, papi. 275 00:05:06,210 --> 00:05:08,045 It was Scotty ... 276 00:05:06,210 --> 00:05:08,045 this local lake kid 277 00:05:08,128 --> 00:05:10,172 I met on vacation when I was 13. 278 00:05:10,255 --> 00:05:13,592 I had a huge crush on him, 279 00:05:10,255 --> 00:05:13,592 so on the last day, 280 00:05:13,675 --> 00:05:17,054 I decided to take a chance 281 00:05:13,675 --> 00:05:17,054 and I kissed him. 282 00:05:17,137 --> 00:05:18,805 It was my first time 283 00:05:17,137 --> 00:05:18,805 ever kissing a boy, 284 00:05:18,888 --> 00:05:22,517 so when he pulled away and said 285 00:05:18,888 --> 00:05:22,517 that he wasn't "into this," 286 00:05:22,601 --> 00:05:23,852 I was humiliated. 287 00:05:23,935 --> 00:05:26,730 I mean, I'd obviously misread 288 00:05:23,935 --> 00:05:26,730 signals. He was straight. 289 00:05:26,813 --> 00:05:29,733 It was five years before I ever 290 00:05:26,813 --> 00:05:29,733 made a move on a guy again. 291 00:05:29,816 --> 00:05:31,318 And even then, I wouldn't dare 292 00:05:31,401 --> 00:05:34,446 unless he was basically 293 00:05:31,401 --> 00:05:34,446 floating across the room. 294 00:05:34,529 --> 00:05:36,240 Which is why 295 00:05:34,529 --> 00:05:36,240 I ended up with ... 296 00:05:36,323 --> 00:05:37,366 Well, you know. 297 00:05:40,577 --> 00:05:42,246 Finding everything okay, 298 00:05:40,577 --> 00:05:42,246 buddy? 299 00:05:42,329 --> 00:05:43,330 Yeah. 300 00:05:43,413 --> 00:05:44,706 Just, uh, first time 301 00:05:43,413 --> 00:05:44,706 here, so, uh... 302 00:05:44,789 --> 00:05:46,208 You look familiar. 303 00:05:44,789 --> 00:05:46,208 Do I know you? 304 00:05:46,291 --> 00:05:47,584 No! Nah, nah, nah. 305 00:05:47,667 --> 00:05:50,504 Just picking up a few, uh, 306 00:05:47,667 --> 00:05:50,504 lake essentials. 307 00:05:51,588 --> 00:05:52,714 Okay. 308 00:05:52,797 --> 00:05:53,715 Whoa. 309 00:05:53,798 --> 00:05:54,966 Are you robbing me? 310 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:57,136 God, no. No, um... 311 00:05:57,219 --> 00:05:58,137 You know what? 312 00:05:58,220 --> 00:05:59,679 Good. 313 00:06:01,014 --> 00:06:03,975 I started reading the tributes 314 00:06:01,014 --> 00:06:03,975 to Hugh Duncan on Facebook. 315 00:06:04,059 --> 00:06:05,352 There were a ton of them. 316 00:06:05,435 --> 00:06:08,105 People going on and on about 317 00:06:05,435 --> 00:06:08,105 what a great guy he was. 318 00:06:08,188 --> 00:06:10,565 "Grandpa Hugh once gave me 319 00:06:08,188 --> 00:06:10,565 a vintage stethoscope, 320 00:06:10,649 --> 00:06:14,194 which inspired me to become 321 00:06:10,649 --> 00:06:14,194 a pediatric oncologist." 322 00:06:14,278 --> 00:06:17,281 Made me wonder what people will 323 00:06:14,278 --> 00:06:17,281 say about me when I'm gone. 324 00:06:17,364 --> 00:06:20,867 Honey, I want you to 325 00:06:17,364 --> 00:06:20,867 have my telescope. 326 00:06:20,950 --> 00:06:23,203 May it inspire you 327 00:06:20,950 --> 00:06:23,203 to love science. 328 00:06:23,287 --> 00:06:25,289 I already love science. 329 00:06:25,372 --> 00:06:27,082 This feels like 330 00:06:25,372 --> 00:06:27,082 a real turning point. 331 00:06:27,166 --> 00:06:28,833 You know, it's a story 332 00:06:27,166 --> 00:06:28,833 you'll want to tell people. 333 00:06:28,917 --> 00:06:31,253 "He always told me 334 00:06:28,917 --> 00:06:31,253 to reach for the stars." 335 00:06:31,336 --> 00:06:33,505 Thanks? 336 00:06:33,588 --> 00:06:34,506 Alex! 337 00:06:33,588 --> 00:06:34,506 Where are you? 338 00:06:34,589 --> 00:06:36,133 Ohh! It's Ben. 339 00:06:34,589 --> 00:06:36,133 Tell him you haven't seen me. 340 00:06:36,216 --> 00:06:37,467 I don't want 341 00:06:36,216 --> 00:06:37,467 to talk to him. 342 00:06:38,468 --> 00:06:40,679 Alex? 343 00:06:40,762 --> 00:06:42,347 We'll only be gone 344 00:06:40,762 --> 00:06:42,347 for a couple hours. 345 00:06:42,431 --> 00:06:43,932 Joe and Lily 346 00:06:42,431 --> 00:06:43,932 will be fine. 347 00:06:44,015 --> 00:06:45,016 Oh, wait. Look. 348 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:46,310 There's that nice 349 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:46,310 lake butler 350 00:06:46,393 --> 00:06:47,936 that helped me earlier 351 00:06:46,393 --> 00:06:47,936 with my bags. 352 00:06:48,019 --> 00:06:50,021 Senor. Senor. 353 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:52,566 Could you take care of our kids 354 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:52,566 for a couple of hours? 355 00:06:52,649 --> 00:06:55,819 I will pay you double what you 356 00:06:52,649 --> 00:06:55,819 make working for the lake. 357 00:06:55,902 --> 00:06:57,529 Seriously? 358 00:06:55,902 --> 00:06:57,529 You know me. 359 00:06:57,612 --> 00:06:59,239 We rode to 360 00:06:57,612 --> 00:06:59,239 the airport together. 361 00:06:59,323 --> 00:07:00,574 Can you watch our kids 362 00:06:59,323 --> 00:07:00,574 or not? 363 00:07:00,657 --> 00:07:02,576 Actually, 364 00:07:00,657 --> 00:07:02,576 I'm kind of, uh ... 365 00:07:02,659 --> 00:07:04,161 Alex? 366 00:07:07,747 --> 00:07:09,541 Any food allergies 367 00:07:07,747 --> 00:07:09,541 I should know about? 368 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:13,295 This is fun ... 369 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:13,295 just the two of us. 370 00:07:13,378 --> 00:07:16,005 Yeah. And the walking sticks 371 00:07:13,378 --> 00:07:16,005 are a real game changer. 372 00:07:16,090 --> 00:07:18,133 Hold the phone. 373 00:07:16,090 --> 00:07:18,133 We've hit a vista. 374 00:07:18,217 --> 00:07:20,427 Ohh. 375 00:07:20,510 --> 00:07:23,055 Looks like you're not the only 376 00:07:20,510 --> 00:07:23,055 mountain chickadee around here. 377 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:24,098 You spotted one? 378 00:07:24,181 --> 00:07:26,600 When it's your turn, 379 00:07:24,181 --> 00:07:26,600 note her black bib. 380 00:07:26,683 --> 00:07:27,767 Okay. 381 00:07:29,686 --> 00:07:31,980 Oh, my God. 382 00:07:29,686 --> 00:07:31,980 Isn't she majestic? 383 00:07:32,064 --> 00:07:33,273 Phil, we're them. 384 00:07:33,357 --> 00:07:35,650 We're the cover of 385 00:07:33,357 --> 00:07:35,650 the old people's pamphlet. 386 00:07:37,361 --> 00:07:38,778 Well, that's a fine 387 00:07:37,361 --> 00:07:38,778 "How do ya do." 388 00:07:38,862 --> 00:07:40,447 Oh, even this guy 389 00:07:38,862 --> 00:07:40,447 wouldn't say that! 390 00:07:40,530 --> 00:07:41,448 You're right! 391 00:07:41,531 --> 00:07:43,117 What is wrong with us? 392 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,451 Whoo! 393 00:07:44,534 --> 00:07:46,495 Look! 394 00:07:44,534 --> 00:07:46,495 Wa-hoo! 395 00:07:46,578 --> 00:07:48,205 That's what we 396 00:07:46,578 --> 00:07:48,205 should be doing! 397 00:07:48,288 --> 00:07:50,665 We just need to find ways to 398 00:07:48,288 --> 00:07:50,665 stay young and adventurous. 399 00:07:50,749 --> 00:07:51,833 I'm with you, honey. 400 00:07:51,916 --> 00:07:54,044 Let's go! 401 00:07:51,916 --> 00:07:54,044 Yes! Yes! 402 00:07:54,128 --> 00:07:56,130 I don't need 403 00:07:54,128 --> 00:07:56,130 you anymore! 404 00:07:59,007 --> 00:08:01,093 Boy, you really get 405 00:07:59,007 --> 00:08:01,093 used to those things. 406 00:08:04,304 --> 00:08:05,805 It's not that I want 407 00:08:04,304 --> 00:08:05,805 to be mean to Ben. 408 00:08:05,889 --> 00:08:08,392 He can just be 409 00:08:05,889 --> 00:08:08,392 so annoying sometimes. 410 00:08:08,475 --> 00:08:10,352 And I know 411 00:08:08,475 --> 00:08:10,352 nobody's perfect, 412 00:08:10,435 --> 00:08:13,772 but does that mean I have 413 00:08:10,435 --> 00:08:13,772 to ignore all of his flaws? 414 00:08:13,855 --> 00:08:15,774 Or is the issue me? 415 00:08:15,857 --> 00:08:18,985 A-Am I just looking for 416 00:08:15,857 --> 00:08:18,985 something that doesn't exist? 417 00:08:19,069 --> 00:08:22,322 Am I even capable of loving 418 00:08:19,069 --> 00:08:22,322 someone unconditionally? 419 00:08:22,406 --> 00:08:24,574 We get it. 420 00:08:22,406 --> 00:08:24,574 You have a boyfriend. 421 00:08:26,618 --> 00:08:27,869 Hey, there's that 422 00:08:26,618 --> 00:08:27,869 guy's jet ski. 423 00:08:27,952 --> 00:08:29,996 That girl's jet ski. 424 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:32,416 Whatever it was, it was into me, 425 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:32,416 and I'm kissing it. 426 00:08:33,125 --> 00:08:35,252 Keep this dry 427 00:08:33,125 --> 00:08:35,252 for me, Pretty. 428 00:08:42,467 --> 00:08:44,178 We walked around 429 00:08:42,467 --> 00:08:44,178 that whole island. 430 00:08:44,261 --> 00:08:45,929 No hot boys, 431 00:08:44,261 --> 00:08:45,929 girls ... nothing. 432 00:08:46,012 --> 00:08:47,056 Just a bunch of birds. 433 00:08:47,139 --> 00:08:49,183 And not even hot birds. 434 00:08:51,101 --> 00:08:52,352 Hey, where's our boat? 435 00:08:54,063 --> 00:08:55,855 It's gone. 436 00:08:55,939 --> 00:08:57,232 And so are 437 00:08:55,939 --> 00:08:57,232 their jet skis. 438 00:08:57,316 --> 00:08:59,401 They lured us out here 439 00:08:57,316 --> 00:08:59,401 and stole our stuff. 440 00:08:59,484 --> 00:09:01,820 You idiot. You thought 441 00:08:59,484 --> 00:09:01,820 that girl really liked you. 442 00:09:03,697 --> 00:09:06,616 "Hugh was the world's 443 00:09:03,697 --> 00:09:06,616 greatest father-in-law. 444 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:09,828 He was always there for me, 445 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:09,828 ready to lend a helping hand." 446 00:09:11,246 --> 00:09:12,247 What are you 447 00:09:11,246 --> 00:09:12,247 doing, Phil? 448 00:09:12,331 --> 00:09:13,457 Oh, I'm just waiting 449 00:09:12,331 --> 00:09:13,457 out here 450 00:09:13,540 --> 00:09:15,292 while Claire changes 451 00:09:13,540 --> 00:09:15,292 for our cliff dive. 452 00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:17,836 Looks like you could use some 453 00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:17,836 help with that pesky sunscreen. 454 00:09:17,919 --> 00:09:19,338 Really? 455 00:09:17,919 --> 00:09:19,338 Yeah. 456 00:09:19,421 --> 00:09:21,256 Thanks! 457 00:09:21,340 --> 00:09:22,966 There you go. 458 00:09:23,050 --> 00:09:25,094 It tickles! 459 00:09:25,177 --> 00:09:26,928 Listen, Phil ... 460 00:09:25,177 --> 00:09:26,928 I know, I know. 461 00:09:27,011 --> 00:09:28,763 This never happened. 462 00:09:27,011 --> 00:09:28,763 Oh, it happened. 463 00:09:28,847 --> 00:09:30,974 Never forget how these strong 464 00:09:28,847 --> 00:09:30,974 father-in-law hands 465 00:09:31,058 --> 00:09:32,226 gave you pleasure. 466 00:09:34,353 --> 00:09:37,021 "My dad, Hugh, once gave me 467 00:09:34,353 --> 00:09:37,021 the best advice ... 468 00:09:37,106 --> 00:09:39,441 have the courage to 469 00:09:37,106 --> 00:09:39,441 choose your own path, 470 00:09:39,524 --> 00:09:41,943 not the path others 471 00:09:39,524 --> 00:09:41,943 expect of you. 472 00:09:42,026 --> 00:09:44,821 Those words changed 473 00:09:42,026 --> 00:09:44,821 my life forever." 474 00:09:46,156 --> 00:09:47,366 What's going on, son? 475 00:09:47,449 --> 00:09:50,494 I know there's a story here, 476 00:09:47,449 --> 00:09:50,494 and I really care. 477 00:09:50,577 --> 00:09:51,745 It's nothing. 478 00:09:50,577 --> 00:09:51,745 Bup, bup, bup. 479 00:09:51,828 --> 00:09:53,247 Walls down, please. 480 00:09:53,330 --> 00:09:54,706 Ugh. Okay, fine. 481 00:09:54,789 --> 00:09:56,375 Um, it's really 482 00:09:54,789 --> 00:09:56,375 embarrassing. 483 00:09:56,458 --> 00:09:58,918 Uh, I ran into this guy 484 00:09:56,458 --> 00:09:58,918 who works at the bait shop. 485 00:09:59,002 --> 00:10:01,880 - Is that a gay bar? 486 00:09:59,002 --> 00:10:01,880 - No, an actual bait shop. 487 00:10:01,963 --> 00:10:03,632 And I came on to him 488 00:10:01,963 --> 00:10:03,632 years ago. 489 00:10:03,715 --> 00:10:05,217 It turns out 490 00:10:03,715 --> 00:10:05,217 he was straight. 491 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,761 And I'm ... I'm still 492 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,761 traumatized by it. 493 00:10:07,844 --> 00:10:09,888 Let me give you 494 00:10:07,844 --> 00:10:09,888 some advice. 495 00:10:09,971 --> 00:10:12,807 Run toward embarrassment, 496 00:10:09,971 --> 00:10:12,807 not away from it. 497 00:10:12,891 --> 00:10:13,892 You got that? 498 00:10:13,975 --> 00:10:15,435 Wait. What? 499 00:10:15,519 --> 00:10:16,645 Go talk to the guy. 500 00:10:16,728 --> 00:10:19,356 Run toward embarrassment, 501 00:10:16,728 --> 00:10:19,356 not away from it, 502 00:10:19,439 --> 00:10:21,024 and you take away 503 00:10:19,439 --> 00:10:21,024 its power. 504 00:10:21,108 --> 00:10:22,359 That's actually not 505 00:10:21,108 --> 00:10:22,359 the worst advice. 506 00:10:22,442 --> 00:10:23,402 It's great advice. 507 00:10:23,485 --> 00:10:24,778 In fact, you should 508 00:10:23,485 --> 00:10:24,778 write it down. 509 00:10:24,861 --> 00:10:26,405 It feels quotable. 510 00:10:26,488 --> 00:10:28,448 You know what? I am. 511 00:10:26,488 --> 00:10:28,448 I'm going back there. 512 00:10:28,532 --> 00:10:29,658 You got this, 513 00:10:28,532 --> 00:10:29,658 Mitchell. 514 00:10:29,741 --> 00:10:30,825 Just think of it 515 00:10:29,741 --> 00:10:30,825 as one more time 516 00:10:30,909 --> 00:10:33,120 when your dad helped you out 517 00:10:30,909 --> 00:10:33,120 with all this gay business. 518 00:10:33,203 --> 00:10:34,704 Yeah, okay. 519 00:10:35,997 --> 00:10:40,169 Oh, Gloria, have you ever seen 520 00:10:35,997 --> 00:10:40,169 such pristine blue water? 521 00:10:40,252 --> 00:10:41,836 Is that 522 00:10:40,252 --> 00:10:41,836 a floating duffel bag? 523 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:44,048 No, that's just a buoy. 524 00:10:44,131 --> 00:10:45,049 A boy? 525 00:10:45,132 --> 00:10:46,341 No, a buoy. A ... 526 00:10:47,426 --> 00:10:49,469 Oh, my caftan's 527 00:10:47,426 --> 00:10:49,469 stuck in the ... 528 00:10:49,553 --> 00:10:50,804 Aah! 529 00:10:49,553 --> 00:10:50,804 Aah! 530 00:10:50,887 --> 00:10:52,056 The sun! 531 00:10:52,139 --> 00:10:54,308 Aaaaaaaaah! 532 00:10:58,937 --> 00:11:01,273 Almost done. Just a few more 533 00:10:58,937 --> 00:11:01,273 puffs, okay? 534 00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:03,317 Can't we just watch 535 00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:03,317 "Groovy Guppies"? 536 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,485 Trust me, this will 537 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,485 be way more fun. 538 00:11:17,872 --> 00:11:19,916 Don't worry. 539 00:11:17,872 --> 00:11:19,916 He'll be fine. 540 00:11:24,296 --> 00:11:26,090 Go faster! 541 00:11:26,173 --> 00:11:27,966 It's not a violin. 542 00:11:26,173 --> 00:11:27,966 You're trying to start a fire. 543 00:11:28,050 --> 00:11:29,343 Hey, chill, man! 544 00:11:29,426 --> 00:11:30,635 That's never 545 00:11:29,426 --> 00:11:30,635 gonna work. 546 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,679 We need a better way to let 547 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,679 someone know we're out here. 548 00:11:32,762 --> 00:11:34,514 Anyone have a mirror? 549 00:11:34,598 --> 00:11:37,642 Good idea. We can reflect 550 00:11:34,598 --> 00:11:37,642 the sun onto a passing plane. 551 00:11:37,726 --> 00:11:39,186 No, I just have a feeling 552 00:11:37,726 --> 00:11:39,186 that my hair 553 00:11:39,269 --> 00:11:40,979 looks really good 554 00:11:39,269 --> 00:11:40,979 right now. 555 00:11:41,063 --> 00:11:42,021 Ow! 556 00:11:42,106 --> 00:11:44,023 I got a splinter 557 00:11:42,106 --> 00:11:44,023 in my pinkie! 558 00:11:44,108 --> 00:11:46,110 I think we have 559 00:11:44,108 --> 00:11:46,110 a time of death on Manuel. 560 00:11:46,193 --> 00:11:47,527 Shut up! 561 00:11:46,193 --> 00:11:47,527 It's your fault 562 00:11:47,611 --> 00:11:48,945 for making me rub those sticks 563 00:11:47,611 --> 00:11:48,945 together so fast. 564 00:11:49,028 --> 00:11:50,405 My fault? 565 00:11:49,028 --> 00:11:50,405 We wouldn't even be out here 566 00:11:50,489 --> 00:11:51,781 if it weren't 567 00:11:50,489 --> 00:11:51,781 for these two lizard brains 568 00:11:51,865 --> 00:11:53,450 not being able 569 00:11:51,865 --> 00:11:53,450 to keep it in their pants. 570 00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:55,410 You're just jealous because 571 00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:55,410 we don't hate ourselves 572 00:11:55,494 --> 00:11:57,121 for being attracted 573 00:11:55,494 --> 00:11:57,121 to other people. 574 00:11:57,204 --> 00:11:58,872 Please! I'm not accepting 575 00:11:57,204 --> 00:11:58,872 a psych evaluation 576 00:11:58,955 --> 00:12:00,415 from somebody who 577 00:11:58,955 --> 00:12:00,415 texted me for help 578 00:12:00,499 --> 00:12:02,376 getting out of 579 00:12:00,499 --> 00:12:02,376 the bathroom this morning. 580 00:12:02,459 --> 00:12:04,628 - Boat locks are different! 581 00:12:02,459 --> 00:12:04,628 - He's right, you know. 582 00:12:04,711 --> 00:12:06,505 This is your first time 583 00:12:04,711 --> 00:12:06,505 bringing a boy on vacation, 584 00:12:06,588 --> 00:12:08,673 and the second he sat down 585 00:12:06,588 --> 00:12:08,673 with the whole family, 586 00:12:08,757 --> 00:12:10,967 things started to get a 587 00:12:08,757 --> 00:12:10,967 little too real for you. 588 00:12:11,051 --> 00:12:13,011 So you started 589 00:12:11,051 --> 00:12:13,011 to pick Ben apart 590 00:12:13,095 --> 00:12:15,264 so you could justify 591 00:12:13,095 --> 00:12:15,264 pushing him away. 592 00:12:16,681 --> 00:12:18,058 I don't think 593 00:12:16,681 --> 00:12:18,058 I do that. 594 00:12:18,142 --> 00:12:20,060 Do I do that? 595 00:12:20,144 --> 00:12:21,978 I do do that. 596 00:12:22,062 --> 00:12:24,606 When you think about it, 597 00:12:22,062 --> 00:12:24,606 I'm in a similar situation. 598 00:12:24,689 --> 00:12:26,108 College is getting 599 00:12:24,689 --> 00:12:26,108 a little real, 600 00:12:26,191 --> 00:12:29,194 and maybe I'm nervous about 601 00:12:26,191 --> 00:12:29,194 a whole new group of people 602 00:12:29,278 --> 00:12:32,114 rejecting me, 603 00:12:29,278 --> 00:12:32,114 so I hid Manny away. 604 00:12:32,197 --> 00:12:33,865 After all... 605 00:12:33,948 --> 00:12:35,700 can't hurt 606 00:12:33,948 --> 00:12:35,700 a man they'll never meet. 607 00:12:35,784 --> 00:12:36,743 Mm! 608 00:12:36,826 --> 00:12:38,912 - Ugh. I miss Manuel. 609 00:12:36,826 --> 00:12:38,912 - Yeah. 610 00:12:40,580 --> 00:12:42,874 Oh, hi. 611 00:12:40,580 --> 00:12:42,874 Uh-oh. 612 00:12:40,580 --> 00:12:42,874 Here to rob me again? 613 00:12:42,957 --> 00:12:45,127 Sorry about that. 614 00:12:42,957 --> 00:12:45,127 I-I didn't mean to scare you. 615 00:12:45,210 --> 00:12:46,628 Oh, no. 616 00:12:45,210 --> 00:12:46,628 You didn't scare me at all. 617 00:12:46,711 --> 00:12:48,422 As a matter of fact, 618 00:12:46,711 --> 00:12:48,422 I'm the one robbing you. 619 00:12:48,505 --> 00:12:50,549 Back in town, these worms 620 00:12:48,505 --> 00:12:50,549 are 5 cents each. 621 00:12:50,632 --> 00:12:52,384 Ah. 622 00:12:50,632 --> 00:12:52,384 So, um, listen. 623 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,718 We ... We actually 624 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,718 do know each other. 625 00:12:53,843 --> 00:12:56,680 Uh, Mitchell Pritchett. 626 00:12:53,843 --> 00:12:56,680 Summer of '89? 627 00:12:56,763 --> 00:12:57,972 I let you have 628 00:12:56,763 --> 00:12:57,972 my Nintendo Game Boy? 629 00:12:58,057 --> 00:13:00,184 Mitchy Pritchy! 630 00:12:58,057 --> 00:13:00,184 Of course! 631 00:13:00,267 --> 00:13:01,435 You were mad about 632 00:13:00,267 --> 00:13:01,435 that Game Boy 633 00:13:01,518 --> 00:13:02,811 'cause your dad 634 00:13:01,518 --> 00:13:02,811 got you that 635 00:13:02,894 --> 00:13:04,396 instead of, like, 636 00:13:02,894 --> 00:13:04,396 some Cher album. 637 00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:05,772 "If I Could 638 00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:05,772 Turn Back Time." 639 00:13:05,855 --> 00:13:07,274 Which brings me 640 00:13:05,855 --> 00:13:07,274 to why I'm here. 641 00:13:07,357 --> 00:13:09,401 Um, I don't know if 642 00:13:07,357 --> 00:13:09,401 you remember this, 643 00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,611 but I tried to kiss you 644 00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,611 once, and I've ... 645 00:13:11,695 --> 00:13:13,322 I've just always ... I've felt 646 00:13:11,695 --> 00:13:13,322 really terrible about it. 647 00:13:13,405 --> 00:13:14,656 And I just wanted 648 00:13:13,405 --> 00:13:14,656 to say I'm sorry. 649 00:13:14,739 --> 00:13:16,741 Oh, yeah. 650 00:13:14,739 --> 00:13:16,741 No, I barely remember that. 651 00:13:16,825 --> 00:13:18,827 We had a great summer. 652 00:13:16,825 --> 00:13:18,827 Don't think twice about it. 653 00:13:18,910 --> 00:13:20,995 Oh! That is ... 654 00:13:18,910 --> 00:13:20,995 That is such a relief. 655 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,332 Remember we stole my dad's truck 656 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,332 and took it to the casino? 657 00:13:23,415 --> 00:13:24,458 Right. 658 00:13:23,415 --> 00:13:24,458 I was trying 659 00:13:23,415 --> 00:13:24,458 to cheer you up 660 00:13:24,541 --> 00:13:26,668 because that bully kept 661 00:13:24,541 --> 00:13:26,668 pushing you in the lake. 662 00:13:26,751 --> 00:13:28,212 Claire. Yeah. 663 00:13:26,751 --> 00:13:28,212 No, we're cool now. 664 00:13:28,295 --> 00:13:30,380 Um, so, listen, 665 00:13:28,295 --> 00:13:30,380 good to see you. 666 00:13:30,464 --> 00:13:31,756 Great to see you. 667 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,051 Oh, and, hey, listen. Thank you 668 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,051 so much for understanding. 669 00:13:34,134 --> 00:13:36,178 A lot of straight guys 670 00:13:34,134 --> 00:13:36,178 wouldn't have been so nice. 671 00:13:36,261 --> 00:13:37,971 Straight? I'm not straight. 672 00:13:38,055 --> 00:13:39,389 I'm sorry. 673 00:13:38,055 --> 00:13:39,389 What? 674 00:13:39,473 --> 00:13:41,058 I'm gayer than 675 00:13:39,473 --> 00:13:41,058 three crawdaddies in a bucket. 676 00:13:41,141 --> 00:13:42,642 Were you guys 677 00:13:41,141 --> 00:13:42,642 looking for bait? 678 00:13:42,726 --> 00:13:44,144 I just got in some 679 00:13:42,726 --> 00:13:44,144 California Short Worms 680 00:13:44,228 --> 00:13:46,938 that are definitely not 681 00:13:44,228 --> 00:13:46,938 regular worms cut in half. 682 00:13:50,192 --> 00:13:51,110 Oh! 683 00:13:51,193 --> 00:13:52,444 You ready to do this? 684 00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:53,820 So ready! 685 00:13:53,903 --> 00:13:55,155 Jumping off this cliff 686 00:13:53,903 --> 00:13:55,155 represents 687 00:13:55,239 --> 00:13:56,823 jumping into our future 688 00:13:55,239 --> 00:13:56,823 as adventurers. 689 00:13:56,906 --> 00:13:58,867 Okay. 690 00:13:56,906 --> 00:13:58,867 Count of three. 691 00:13:58,950 --> 00:14:01,495 One, two, three! 692 00:14:02,579 --> 00:14:05,040 Phiiiilllll! 693 00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:08,793 Honey... 694 00:14:08,877 --> 00:14:10,920 what happened? 695 00:14:08,877 --> 00:14:10,920 I'm so sorry. 696 00:14:11,004 --> 00:14:12,714 I bailed at 697 00:14:11,004 --> 00:14:12,714 the last second. 698 00:14:11,004 --> 00:14:12,714 Uh-huh. 699 00:14:12,797 --> 00:14:15,217 But I'm ready now. 700 00:14:12,797 --> 00:14:15,217 I promise. 701 00:14:12,797 --> 00:14:15,217 All right. 702 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:18,428 Ready? 703 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:18,428 One, two, three! 704 00:14:18,512 --> 00:14:19,513 Come o... 705 00:14:22,807 --> 00:14:24,393 Oh. Hey. 706 00:14:22,807 --> 00:14:24,393 There you are. 707 00:14:24,476 --> 00:14:25,977 Uh-huh. 708 00:14:24,476 --> 00:14:25,977 Um, I feel like you 709 00:14:26,061 --> 00:14:28,688 jumped on "two." 710 00:14:26,061 --> 00:14:28,688 Oh! 711 00:14:28,772 --> 00:14:31,733 Honey, jumping ... it's fun. 712 00:14:28,772 --> 00:14:31,733 It's really fun. 713 00:14:31,816 --> 00:14:33,485 But the point was 714 00:14:31,816 --> 00:14:33,485 to do it with you. 715 00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:34,778 So if that's gonna 716 00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:34,778 be a problem ... 717 00:14:34,861 --> 00:14:36,488 No, I-I definitely 718 00:14:34,861 --> 00:14:36,488 want to do it. 719 00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:37,989 It's just that I'm having 720 00:14:38,073 --> 00:14:39,783 a hard time getting 721 00:14:38,073 --> 00:14:39,783 my legs to cooperate. 722 00:14:39,866 --> 00:14:41,868 Okay. 723 00:14:39,866 --> 00:14:41,868 You're gonna 724 00:14:39,866 --> 00:14:41,868 have to push me. 725 00:14:41,951 --> 00:14:43,120 Are you sure? 726 00:14:41,951 --> 00:14:43,120 Yes. 727 00:14:43,203 --> 00:14:45,372 Just one hard push, 728 00:14:43,203 --> 00:14:45,372 and I'm good. 729 00:14:45,455 --> 00:14:46,831 Okay. 730 00:14:48,042 --> 00:14:49,459 Here... 731 00:14:49,543 --> 00:14:51,378 we... 732 00:14:51,461 --> 00:14:52,879 go ... 733 00:14:52,962 --> 00:14:54,339 Oh, come o... 734 00:14:59,803 --> 00:15:01,596 Stop rocking this thing 735 00:14:59,803 --> 00:15:01,596 so much. 736 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:02,931 I am getting seasick. 737 00:15:03,014 --> 00:15:05,392 Well, you poor thing. 738 00:15:03,014 --> 00:15:05,392 Maybe if you had ... 739 00:15:05,475 --> 00:15:07,727 Uh-oh! Cramp, cramp, cramp, 740 00:15:05,475 --> 00:15:07,727 cramp, cramp, cramp! 741 00:15:07,811 --> 00:15:09,729 Calf's cramping up! 742 00:15:07,811 --> 00:15:09,729 Calf's cramping up! 743 00:15:09,813 --> 00:15:11,315 Gloria, I need you 744 00:15:09,813 --> 00:15:11,315 to rub my calf! 745 00:15:11,398 --> 00:15:13,775 No! I'm not 746 00:15:11,398 --> 00:15:13,775 gonna touch that water! 747 00:15:13,858 --> 00:15:14,818 Gloria, I'm in 748 00:15:13,858 --> 00:15:14,818 so much pain! 749 00:15:14,901 --> 00:15:16,236 You got to put 750 00:15:14,901 --> 00:15:16,236 a little pressure on it! 751 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,946 Put a little 752 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,946 pressure on my calf! 753 00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:19,739 - Okay, fine! 754 00:15:19,823 --> 00:15:22,576 - Just a little bit. 755 00:15:19,823 --> 00:15:22,576 - I can't get it. 756 00:15:22,659 --> 00:15:25,120 - Move it! 757 00:15:22,659 --> 00:15:25,120 - Aaaaaah! 758 00:15:25,204 --> 00:15:27,081 I'm in the lake! 759 00:15:27,164 --> 00:15:28,623 I'm in the lake! 760 00:15:28,707 --> 00:15:30,334 Ay, no! Ay! Ay! 761 00:15:30,417 --> 00:15:33,628 Oh! What do you know? 762 00:15:30,417 --> 00:15:33,628 My cramp's gone. 763 00:15:35,004 --> 00:15:36,548 Hi, again. 764 00:15:35,004 --> 00:15:36,548 Quick question. 765 00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:37,799 No refunds 766 00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:37,799 on the bait. 767 00:15:37,882 --> 00:15:39,343 They were alive 768 00:15:37,882 --> 00:15:39,343 when you bought them. 769 00:15:39,426 --> 00:15:41,261 Oh. Hey, Mitchy. 770 00:15:39,426 --> 00:15:41,261 Sorry. 771 00:15:41,345 --> 00:15:44,723 Just curious ... um, 772 00:15:41,345 --> 00:15:44,723 how long after we hung out 773 00:15:44,806 --> 00:15:46,308 did you realize that 774 00:15:44,806 --> 00:15:46,308 you were gay? 775 00:15:46,391 --> 00:15:48,518 Oh, no, it was ... 776 00:15:46,391 --> 00:15:48,518 It was years before that. 777 00:15:48,602 --> 00:15:49,769 Oh. Okay. 778 00:15:48,602 --> 00:15:49,769 So ... So, back then, 779 00:15:49,853 --> 00:15:51,688 when you said that you ... 780 00:15:49,853 --> 00:15:51,688 you weren't "into this," 781 00:15:51,771 --> 00:15:53,065 you meant that you 782 00:15:51,771 --> 00:15:53,065 weren't into me. 783 00:15:53,148 --> 00:15:54,649 Well... 784 00:15:53,148 --> 00:15:54,649 Because I must have been 785 00:15:53,148 --> 00:15:54,649 the only gay kid 786 00:15:54,733 --> 00:15:55,942 around for miles, 787 00:15:54,733 --> 00:15:55,942 right? 788 00:15:54,733 --> 00:15:55,942 Oh, I don't ... 789 00:15:56,025 --> 00:15:58,445 Yeah, I mean, 790 00:15:56,025 --> 00:15:58,445 technically, yeah. 791 00:15:58,528 --> 00:15:59,779 Let me get this right. 792 00:15:59,863 --> 00:16:01,865 You're in the middle of nowhere, 793 00:15:59,863 --> 00:16:01,865 with no other options, 794 00:16:01,948 --> 00:16:04,951 at an age where a boy 795 00:16:01,948 --> 00:16:04,951 gets excited by the wind, 796 00:16:05,035 --> 00:16:06,870 and you looked at me, 797 00:16:05,035 --> 00:16:06,870 and you said, "Ooh, pass." 798 00:16:06,953 --> 00:16:08,288 W... I ... 799 00:16:08,372 --> 00:16:09,539 I'm sorry. 800 00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:10,665 I feel bad. 801 00:16:10,749 --> 00:16:12,042 It was 30 years ago, 802 00:16:10,749 --> 00:16:12,042 though. 803 00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:14,461 You want some... 804 00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:14,461 free bait? 805 00:16:14,544 --> 00:16:15,504 Have a lure? 806 00:16:15,587 --> 00:16:17,839 Apparently, 807 00:16:15,587 --> 00:16:17,839 I don't have allure. 808 00:16:17,922 --> 00:16:20,300 Okay, Gloria, 809 00:16:17,922 --> 00:16:20,300 there's a store. 810 00:16:20,384 --> 00:16:22,719 Go in there. Get me something 811 00:16:20,384 --> 00:16:22,719 to cover me up with ... anything. 812 00:16:22,802 --> 00:16:24,471 But if there is a color choice, 813 00:16:22,802 --> 00:16:24,471 avoid yellow and green. 814 00:16:24,554 --> 00:16:25,639 It washes me out. 815 00:16:25,722 --> 00:16:27,432 Oh, yeah, Cam, 816 00:16:25,722 --> 00:16:27,432 I would love to help you ... 817 00:16:27,516 --> 00:16:30,102 the same way you helped me 818 00:16:27,516 --> 00:16:30,102 fall into that filthy lake! 819 00:16:30,185 --> 00:16:33,813 Hey, kids! Watch out 820 00:16:30,185 --> 00:16:33,813 for the naked man! 821 00:16:33,897 --> 00:16:34,898 What? 822 00:16:33,897 --> 00:16:34,898 Good luck. 823 00:16:34,981 --> 00:16:35,899 Gloria? 824 00:16:35,982 --> 00:16:37,025 Gloria! 825 00:16:40,362 --> 00:16:41,446 Claire! 826 00:16:41,530 --> 00:16:43,323 Claire! 827 00:16:43,407 --> 00:16:44,324 Look! 828 00:16:44,408 --> 00:16:46,576 I got a jetpack! 829 00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:47,744 Ohhh! 830 00:16:50,372 --> 00:16:53,750 I don't want to be the one 831 00:16:50,372 --> 00:16:53,750 to hold you back! 832 00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:56,002 I didn't think it'd be 833 00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:56,002 this hard to contr... 834 00:16:56,086 --> 00:16:57,087 Aaaaah! 835 00:16:57,171 --> 00:16:58,797 Phil! 836 00:16:57,171 --> 00:16:58,797 Okay! 837 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,632 Oh, my God! 838 00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,717 Look! 839 00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,717 We're not boring! 840 00:17:02,801 --> 00:17:04,511 We're still adventurous! 841 00:17:04,594 --> 00:17:05,720 I can see that! 842 00:17:05,804 --> 00:17:07,514 I'm so proud of you! 843 00:17:07,597 --> 00:17:09,099 I love you so much! 844 00:17:11,935 --> 00:17:12,936 Claire? 845 00:17:13,019 --> 00:17:14,396 Oh, no, honey. 846 00:17:13,019 --> 00:17:14,396 Don't worry. 847 00:17:14,479 --> 00:17:15,897 I-It's just the eclipse. 848 00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:19,276 I can't tell if 849 00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:19,276 I'm headed up or down! 850 00:17:19,359 --> 00:17:20,735 Aaaaaaaah! 851 00:17:25,032 --> 00:17:27,451 Hello, darkness, my old friend. 852 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,706 Where is everybody? 853 00:17:32,789 --> 00:17:34,624 Ah, who needs them? 854 00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:36,960 This is a pretty special 855 00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:36,960 moment, huh, Joey? 856 00:17:38,462 --> 00:17:40,797 Eh, you're never gonna 857 00:17:38,462 --> 00:17:40,797 remember any of this. 858 00:17:42,966 --> 00:17:44,051 If you don't mind, 859 00:17:44,134 --> 00:17:46,136 I ... I do want to go outside 860 00:17:44,134 --> 00:17:46,136 and see the eclipse. 861 00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:48,097 Oh, I'm not done. 862 00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:48,097 Just ... Just so you know, 863 00:17:48,180 --> 00:17:51,058 plenty of people find me 864 00:17:48,180 --> 00:17:51,058 very attractive, okay, 865 00:17:51,141 --> 00:17:54,561 including my amazing husband, 866 00:17:51,141 --> 00:17:54,561 who is no slouch himself. 867 00:17:54,644 --> 00:17:57,064 Hi. 868 00:17:54,644 --> 00:17:57,064 Do you sell muumuus? 869 00:17:57,147 --> 00:17:59,358 And I am gonna go 870 00:17:57,147 --> 00:17:59,358 find him right now. 871 00:18:03,945 --> 00:18:05,822 Hey, what's that? 872 00:18:03,945 --> 00:18:05,822 Oh, my God! It's Ben! 873 00:18:05,905 --> 00:18:07,032 He came to rescue me! 874 00:18:07,116 --> 00:18:08,867 I was out there 875 00:18:07,116 --> 00:18:08,867 all alone. 876 00:18:08,950 --> 00:18:10,785 And then it 877 00:18:08,950 --> 00:18:10,785 got really dark. 878 00:18:10,869 --> 00:18:12,746 And I'm so thirsty. 879 00:18:12,829 --> 00:18:14,998 Ew! I got mud on me. 880 00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:17,917 I'm so sorry 881 00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:17,917 I lashed out at you. 882 00:18:18,001 --> 00:18:20,879 I think I do it when I start 883 00:18:18,001 --> 00:18:20,879 getting close to someone. 884 00:18:20,962 --> 00:18:23,340 But I want to be 885 00:18:20,962 --> 00:18:23,340 close to you. 886 00:18:23,423 --> 00:18:25,509 I want that, too. 887 00:18:25,592 --> 00:18:27,552 Come on. We can use 888 00:18:25,592 --> 00:18:27,552 this as an oar. 889 00:18:29,263 --> 00:18:31,640 Oh, there's not enough 890 00:18:29,263 --> 00:18:31,640 room for all of us. 891 00:18:31,723 --> 00:18:34,101 Well, the two of us can 892 00:18:31,723 --> 00:18:34,101 stay while you ... 893 00:18:34,184 --> 00:18:36,061 I'll come back for you! 894 00:18:37,604 --> 00:18:38,897 All right. 895 00:18:42,109 --> 00:18:45,987 Well, well, well. 896 00:18:42,109 --> 00:18:45,987 Look who finally showed up. 897 00:18:46,071 --> 00:18:49,158 Maybe we can try this again 898 00:18:46,071 --> 00:18:49,158 in another 99 years. 899 00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:51,493 Actually, there'll be 900 00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:51,493 another total eclipse again 901 00:18:51,576 --> 00:18:52,869 in the next seven years. 902 00:18:51,576 --> 00:18:52,869 No one wants your stupid 903 00:18:51,576 --> 00:18:52,869 science, Alex! 904 00:18:53,953 --> 00:18:55,414 I asked for one thing ... 905 00:18:55,497 --> 00:18:58,167 to share a memory with all of us 906 00:18:55,497 --> 00:18:58,167 with me at the center of it! 907 00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,584 And by the way, 908 00:18:59,668 --> 00:19:03,505 I had to pay surge boat rates 909 00:18:59,668 --> 00:19:03,505 because of eclipse fever! 910 00:19:03,588 --> 00:19:04,673 This is an all-time rant. 911 00:19:04,756 --> 00:19:07,008 Oh, yeah, top three. 912 00:19:04,756 --> 00:19:07,008 It goes Christmas '84, 913 00:19:07,092 --> 00:19:08,427 that wedding 914 00:19:07,092 --> 00:19:08,427 where he ordered the pork 915 00:19:08,510 --> 00:19:09,719 but they gave him 916 00:19:08,510 --> 00:19:09,719 the chicken instead, 917 00:19:09,803 --> 00:19:10,804 and eclipse weekend. 918 00:19:10,887 --> 00:19:12,056 The only reason 919 00:19:10,887 --> 00:19:12,056 I went to that wedding 920 00:19:12,139 --> 00:19:13,098 was because of 921 00:19:12,139 --> 00:19:13,098 the damn pork! 922 00:19:13,182 --> 00:19:15,809 Is this gonna be the only thing 923 00:19:13,182 --> 00:19:15,809 you guys remember about me? 924 00:19:15,892 --> 00:19:17,686 Does this have something to 925 00:19:15,892 --> 00:19:17,686 do with Hugh Duncan dying 926 00:19:17,769 --> 00:19:18,937 and all those 927 00:19:17,769 --> 00:19:18,937 Facebook tributes? 928 00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:21,981 No! 929 00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:21,981 Wait, w-were you trying to 930 00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:21,981 manufacture nice moments 931 00:19:22,066 --> 00:19:23,983 so that we'll say good things 932 00:19:22,066 --> 00:19:23,983 about you when you're gone? 933 00:19:24,068 --> 00:19:25,652 Wait. Is that why you 934 00:19:24,068 --> 00:19:25,652 gave me your telescope? 935 00:19:25,735 --> 00:19:28,697 And the ... the sunscreen? 936 00:19:25,735 --> 00:19:28,697 That wasn't real? 937 00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:29,906 I don't want 938 00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:29,906 to talk about this! 939 00:19:29,989 --> 00:19:31,366 Jay, where 940 00:19:29,989 --> 00:19:31,366 are you going? 941 00:19:31,450 --> 00:19:34,828 Oh, for God's sakes! 942 00:19:31,450 --> 00:19:34,828 Dad! Come back! 943 00:19:34,911 --> 00:19:39,208 Grandpa, stop! 944 00:19:34,911 --> 00:19:39,208 We have tons of great 945 00:19:34,911 --> 00:19:39,208 memories of you! 946 00:19:39,291 --> 00:19:40,792 You're just saying that! 947 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,586 Someone think 948 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,586 of an example! 949 00:19:42,669 --> 00:19:44,254 - Uh... 950 00:19:42,669 --> 00:19:44,254 - Um... 951 00:19:44,338 --> 00:19:46,215 You used to bring 952 00:19:44,338 --> 00:19:46,215 me back magnets 953 00:19:46,298 --> 00:19:48,300 every time you went away 954 00:19:46,298 --> 00:19:48,300 on a business trip! 955 00:19:48,383 --> 00:19:49,676 It was so thoughtful! 956 00:19:49,759 --> 00:19:52,346 Yeah, when you found out 957 00:19:49,759 --> 00:19:52,346 I was into almond milk, 958 00:19:52,429 --> 00:19:55,682 you went to Costco and got me 959 00:19:52,429 --> 00:19:55,682 that giant thing of almond milk! 960 00:19:55,765 --> 00:19:58,393 Well, you like it, 961 00:19:55,765 --> 00:19:58,393 and it doesn't go bad. 962 00:19:58,477 --> 00:20:00,645 When my mom died, 963 00:19:58,477 --> 00:20:00,645 you texted me every day 964 00:20:00,729 --> 00:20:02,856 for a week 965 00:20:00,729 --> 00:20:02,856 to check on me! 966 00:20:02,939 --> 00:20:04,399 You always save me 967 00:20:02,939 --> 00:20:04,399 the red gummy bears 968 00:20:04,483 --> 00:20:05,567 because they're 969 00:20:04,483 --> 00:20:05,567 my favorite! 970 00:20:05,650 --> 00:20:07,194 And me the green ones! 971 00:20:07,277 --> 00:20:09,613 Also, the nice life 972 00:20:07,277 --> 00:20:09,613 and stuff! 973 00:20:09,696 --> 00:20:11,448 And ... And ... 974 00:20:09,696 --> 00:20:11,448 And you're really good 975 00:20:11,531 --> 00:20:14,826 at saving old pictures of me 976 00:20:11,531 --> 00:20:14,826 and Mitchell as kids! 977 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,370 Getting a little general. 978 00:20:16,453 --> 00:20:18,997 "Run toward embarrassment, 979 00:20:16,453 --> 00:20:18,997 not away from it, 980 00:20:19,081 --> 00:20:20,499 and you take away 981 00:20:19,081 --> 00:20:20,499 its power"! 982 00:20:20,582 --> 00:20:22,667 I'm always gonna 983 00:20:20,582 --> 00:20:22,667 remember that! 984 00:20:24,419 --> 00:20:26,505 Good enough. 985 00:20:27,589 --> 00:20:29,216 "Run toward 986 00:20:27,589 --> 00:20:29,216 embarrassment"? 987 00:20:29,299 --> 00:20:30,425 What does that 988 00:20:29,299 --> 00:20:30,425 even mean? 989 00:20:30,509 --> 00:20:32,219 I don't know. 990 00:20:30,509 --> 00:20:32,219 He needs this. 991 00:20:34,596 --> 00:20:36,598 Why would you push 992 00:20:34,596 --> 00:20:36,598 me in like that? 993 00:20:36,681 --> 00:20:38,392 Oh, relax, 994 00:20:36,681 --> 00:20:38,392 everybody laughed. 995 00:20:45,732 --> 00:20:47,276 Me. 996 00:20:57,327 --> 00:20:58,537 Who? 997 00:20:57,327 --> 00:20:58,537 Dad. 998 00:20:58,620 --> 00:21:00,580 Come on, Jay. 999 00:20:58,620 --> 00:21:00,580 Everybody will remember it! 1000 00:21:00,664 --> 00:21:02,749 - That's extortion. 1001 00:21:00,664 --> 00:21:02,749 - Come on. 1002 00:21:04,251 --> 00:21:05,419 There it is. 1003 00:21:11,341 --> 00:21:12,509 Is this even a song? 1004 00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:27,607 Hey. Where's Ben? 1005 00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:27,607 Uh-oh. 1006 00:21:30,777 --> 00:21:32,987 Captions by VITAC :