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Hey, Mitchell. Claire.

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Saturday morning.

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Look, I need you to buy Mom

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a birthday present

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and say it's from

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the both of us.

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Okay, thanks. Bye-bye ...

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No, I know it's not

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a voicemail.

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I just don't want

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to hear you whine about it.

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No, no, no,

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those are for Alex.

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I'm taking them

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up to her dorm today.

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You know how stressed

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she gets.

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She can always use

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a little comfort

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from her loving mom.

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Why does Alex get a care package

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and not me?

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You live

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in a care package.

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Haley, put your face on

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and get up here!

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We're gonna be late

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for work!

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I'm saving up to get

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my own apartment,

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so I've been working at the club

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with Luke.

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For Luke.

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Kid's my best cart girl.

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I deliver drinks

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to golfers.

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Tips are good, but, uh...

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it took me a couple days

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to learn the finer points

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of the game.

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Cocktails, boys?

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On your left.

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Is that

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Alex's old bike?

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Yes, totally rebuilt.

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It only took me

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three months

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and two tetanus shots.

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She's been dropping hints

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about wanting some wheels.

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Are you sure

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she didn't mean a ...

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Unicycle? No.

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She definitely said "wheels."

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Well, the basket's perfect

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for loading up the toiletries.

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Remember last time

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we went up there?

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She was washing her hair

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with the powdered soap

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from the ladies room.

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Alex is an intelligent,

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accomplished ...

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You can just say it.

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Scatterbrain.

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Sometimes,

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she studies so hard

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she forgets

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about the little things.

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I'll be at the library.

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Uh, honey... aren't

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you forgetting something?

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Oh!

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That was close.

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God.

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I'm on it.

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So, this is the place

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I'll call home

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for the next four years.

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And because

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you're a theater major,

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probably the biggest apartment

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you'll ever have.

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There are two things

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I want to avoid

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my first day of school ...

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getting caught leaving

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the shower in my aqua shoes,

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and a tearful goodbye.

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My classmates are gonna see me

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cry eventually.

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I'd prefer it be during

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a curtain call.

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I am Colombian,

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So it's against my nature

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to give Manny what he wants ...

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a cold,

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white-people goodbye.

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But I know

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he's sensitive,

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and he's having a hard time

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leaving the nest,

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so I'm gonna

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give it to him.

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Good luck, chum.

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Where do you want

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your espresso machine?

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On my desk is fine.

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And don't worry,

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Trevor.

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We'll pay for the beans

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with the money

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from our swear jar.

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Don't forget ...

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no coffee after 4:00,

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or you get the nightmares.

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I think I can take it

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from here.

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Thank you both

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for all of your help.

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Sure thing.

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We will keep in touch,

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son.

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(indistinct talking

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in distance)

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Well, my friend,

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you have just witnessed the rare

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perfect goodbye.

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History records but few

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flawless farewells ...

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Oscar Wilde's

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deathbed bon mot,

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Rhett Butler not

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giving a ...

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Damn it.

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I left my white noise machine

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at home.

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Now I have to go

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back there

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and risk ruining

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our perfect goodbye.

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But you're gonna thank me,

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Trevor.

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There's something soothing

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about constant background noise

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that... Trev?

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One gin and tonic.

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I hope you're not...

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driving.

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Sorry, that's usually a big hit

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with the golfers.

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It was hilarious.

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But I'm trying to avoid

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laugh lines.

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I get that.

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I don't want crow's feet,

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so I never squint,

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even if a cop is shining

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his flashlight

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directly in my eyes.

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Once a week, I sleep

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in a wetsuit full of Vaseline.

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It shows.

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It was like meeting myself

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in 30 years.

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Turns out, I really held up.

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Good morning,

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Ms. Rappaport.

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Oh, hello...

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Duke, is it?

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Yes.

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Haley, shouldn't you be getting

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back to your cart?

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Rhonda asked me

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to sit down.

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There's a rule against staff

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fraternizing with members,

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and you wouldn't want

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to make trouble

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for whoever stuck their neck out

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to get you this job.

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Oh, I recommend sticking

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your neck out.

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It's the only nonsurgical way

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to prevent champagne chin.

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Speaking of which, um...

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Oh, here. Let me get ...

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Oh, no, no, no,

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You sit. He's up.

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You can top me off,

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too, Duke.

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I am loving

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this new smoothie kick.

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I-I feel like I've had

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more green vegetables today

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than my dad's had

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in a lifetime.

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What I love

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about your smoothie kick

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is how much you talk

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about it.

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Okay, if you're gonna be mean,

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be funny.

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Aim for the bumps.

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Cal likes a bit of a bumpy ride

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on account

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of I drove a tractor

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into my fourth trimester.

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Oh, that sound

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makes me so nervous.

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Some poor family is about

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to have their life

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turned upside down.

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Huh, they seem to be

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turning down our street.

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- Um...

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- I'm gonna take this outside.

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So, I-I know that they're ...

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they're heroes and all,

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but a-are they sweeping up

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or is that on us?

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Okay, you know what?

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We're gonna have

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to totally rebuild,

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down to the studs.

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I'm distraught.

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Are ya?

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I'm not saying

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Cam definitely set the fire.

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It could have been anyone

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who's spent years

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searching for a way to justify

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the remodel of our kitchen.

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Are you actually accusing me

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of starting this fire

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just so we could rebuild

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our hideous kitchen?

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Uh, accusing, no.

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but when you say things like

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"hideous kitchen,"

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it does make me wonder.

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This could be the cause.

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Most kitchen fires start

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in the oven.

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Oh, my God, did ...

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did I leave the oven on?

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Well, it appears we found

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our smoking "bun."

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Oh, she's been here

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all summer,

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so this could be

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pretty rough.

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Remember last time

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there was a rat in her room?

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She's a scientist.

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She said it was part of a study.

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Honey, it was in a cereal box.

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Okay, time to be heroes.

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Change a bed sheet,

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change the world.

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That's right.

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Oh, I completely forgot

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you guys were coming.

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Wow, um...

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Oh, yeah, I'm so sorry.

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I wasn't expecting you guys,

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so... sock.

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Oh, is that my old bike?

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Yep!

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Spruced it up for you.

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That's great.

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I actually just bought

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a new one, though.

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Oh.

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Guess you can use that one

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for parts.

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What do we have here?

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An electric mitten holder.

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It's a rock-paper-scissors robot

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I just built.

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What?

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Its sensors anticipate

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your next move.

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Maybe for civilians.

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But I've been trained in the art

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of sleight of... hand!

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At last...

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a worthy opponent.

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Honey, I got you

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some snacks

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that don't crumb up

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quite so easily.

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I'll just tuck them away

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in this...

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fully-stocked snack cabinet.

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Don't forget the paper towels,

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the paper plates,

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and the toilet ...

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Rock! How?

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Seems like you're doing

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really, really well here.

302
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Okay, well, I have to get

303
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to the robotics lab.

304
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Mm-hmm.

305
00:06:09,043 --> 00:06:10,793
But, uh, thank you so much

306
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for visiting.

307
00:06:10,876 --> 00:06:12,293
Oh, honey.

308
00:06:12,376 --> 00:06:14,126
Mm. You seem to be

309
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doing so well.

310
00:06:14,210 --> 00:06:15,126
Shampoo.

311
00:06:15,210 --> 00:06:16,460
We're so proud

312
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of you, Alex.

313
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And not just because

314
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you've built

315
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a nearly unbeatable robot.

316
00:06:19,210 --> 00:06:20,751
Damn it!

317
00:06:20,835 --> 00:06:22,251
Okay, well, uh...

318
00:06:22,335 --> 00:06:23,960
bye, you guys.

319
00:06:22,335 --> 00:06:23,960
Bye!

320
00:06:24,043 --> 00:06:25,710
Bye, honey.

321
00:06:24,043 --> 00:06:25,710
Bye, honey.

322
00:06:25,793 --> 00:06:28,793
She is really coming

323
00:06:25,793 --> 00:06:28,793
into her own, huh?

324
00:06:28,876 --> 00:06:30,085
Look what we did.

325
00:06:30,168 --> 00:06:31,501
I don't know if we can take

326
00:06:30,168 --> 00:06:31,501
all the credit.

327
00:06:31,585 --> 00:06:33,460
She wasn't like that

328
00:06:31,585 --> 00:06:33,460
before she got here.

329
00:06:33,543 --> 00:06:34,585
You know what?

330
00:06:33,543 --> 00:06:34,585
We drove her here, honey.

331
00:06:34,668 --> 00:06:36,001
We drove her here.

332
00:06:36,085 --> 00:06:38,126
Ah. Two mustards.

333
00:06:36,085 --> 00:06:38,126
No one needs that.

334
00:06:38,210 --> 00:06:40,043
We'll take that one home.

335
00:06:40,126 --> 00:06:43,210
That is her new dress.

336
00:06:43,293 --> 00:06:45,626
She was so excited about

337
00:06:43,293 --> 00:06:45,626
getting this.

338
00:06:45,710 --> 00:06:46,793
Why would she

339
00:06:45,710 --> 00:06:46,793
throw it out?

340
00:06:46,876 --> 00:06:48,460
Do you think

341
00:06:46,876 --> 00:06:48,460
something's going on?

342
00:06:48,543 --> 00:06:50,293
Maybe ... Maybe all of

343
00:06:48,543 --> 00:06:50,293
the cleaning and the organizing

344
00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:52,835
is like a ...

345
00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:52,835
a coping mechanism.

346
00:06:52,918 --> 00:06:53,835
Yeah, between that

347
00:06:53,918 --> 00:06:55,501
and the muted response

348
00:06:53,918 --> 00:06:55,501
to the bike...

349
00:06:55,585 --> 00:06:58,043
I don't know.

350
00:06:55,585 --> 00:06:58,043
You think we should talk to her?

351
00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,043
I wasn't even playing.

352
00:07:00,126 --> 00:07:01,626
Boom! Damn it.

353
00:07:01,710 --> 00:07:05,168
Gun to my head, my top three ...

354
00:07:01,710 --> 00:07:05,168
cheddar, Swiss, gouda.

355
00:07:05,251 --> 00:07:08,293
As someone who has actually had

356
00:07:05,251 --> 00:07:08,293
a gun to her head,

357
00:07:08,376 --> 00:07:10,710
cheese is not

358
00:07:08,376 --> 00:07:10,710
what they're going to ask about.

359
00:07:12,710 --> 00:07:13,918
And now crackers.

360
00:07:15,126 --> 00:07:16,210
What are you doing?

361
00:07:16,293 --> 00:07:18,335
This is awkward.

362
00:07:19,418 --> 00:07:20,960
I need a boy cave.

363
00:07:21,043 --> 00:07:22,876
I'm telling you, it's the

364
00:07:21,043 --> 00:07:22,876
Hawaiian shirt of crackers.

365
00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:24,126
It goes with everything.

366
00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:26,793
I'm not here, okay?

367
00:07:28,335 --> 00:07:29,585
You put a lock

368
00:07:28,335 --> 00:07:29,585
on the closet?

369
00:07:29,668 --> 00:07:31,085
That's where I'm gonna

370
00:07:29,668 --> 00:07:31,085
put Santa Claus

371
00:07:31,168 --> 00:07:32,626
when I catch him.

372
00:07:32,710 --> 00:07:34,960
Sleeping pills in his cookies.

373
00:07:35,043 --> 00:07:36,251
Joe, who are you

374
00:07:35,043 --> 00:07:36,251
talking to?

375
00:07:36,335 --> 00:07:37,876
Ay.

376
00:07:36,335 --> 00:07:37,876
Oh, geez.

377
00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:39,876
We dropped you off at college

378
00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:39,876
two hours ago.

379
00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,710
My God,

380
00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,710
even Haley lasted longer.

381
00:07:41,793 --> 00:07:43,793
I needed

382
00:07:41,793 --> 00:07:43,793
my white noise machine.

383
00:07:43,876 --> 00:07:46,626
Or did you need

384
00:07:43,876 --> 00:07:46,626
your brown noise machine?

385
00:07:46,710 --> 00:07:48,960
No, and I think

386
00:07:46,710 --> 00:07:48,960
I'm offended for you.

387
00:07:49,043 --> 00:07:51,043
It looks like you forgot that

388
00:07:49,043 --> 00:07:51,043
on purpose

389
00:07:51,126 --> 00:07:53,751
so that you could

390
00:07:51,126 --> 00:07:53,751
come back to the nest.

391
00:07:53,835 --> 00:07:54,751
Some "nest."

392
00:07:54,835 --> 00:07:55,835
Joe is taking over

393
00:07:54,835 --> 00:07:55,835
my room,

394
00:07:55,918 --> 00:07:57,043
and you two think

395
00:07:55,918 --> 00:07:57,043
I'm a wimp.

396
00:07:57,126 --> 00:07:58,793
Not wimp, just soft.

397
00:07:58,876 --> 00:08:00,251
And very, very scared.

398
00:08:00,335 --> 00:08:01,376
Okay, can everyone please

399
00:08:00,335 --> 00:08:01,376
stop talking

400
00:08:01,460 --> 00:08:03,126
so we can salvage

401
00:08:01,460 --> 00:08:03,126
our perfect goodbye?

402
00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:06,126
What's with the padlock?

403
00:08:06,210 --> 00:08:08,210
Let me ask you something ...

404
00:08:08,293 --> 00:08:10,335
How would you like to have

405
00:08:08,293 --> 00:08:10,335
Christmas every day?

406
00:08:11,668 --> 00:08:14,168
Okay, I've put everything

407
00:08:11,668 --> 00:08:14,168
out here

408
00:08:14,251 --> 00:08:15,293
from the kitchen

409
00:08:14,251 --> 00:08:15,293
that we're gonna need.

410
00:08:15,376 --> 00:08:16,418
You know what?

411
00:08:15,376 --> 00:08:16,418
This is gonna be fun.

412
00:08:16,501 --> 00:08:17,543
It's like camping!

413
00:08:17,626 --> 00:08:19,335
Which is it ...

414
00:08:17,626 --> 00:08:19,335
fun or like camping?

415
00:08:19,418 --> 00:08:21,168
I'm gonna take

416
00:08:19,418 --> 00:08:21,168
a shower.

417
00:08:19,418 --> 00:08:21,168
Eh-eh-eh!

418
00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:22,751
Can't take a shower without

419
00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:22,751
doing a load of dishes.

420
00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,418
And remember ...

421
00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,418
scratchy side pot,

422
00:08:24,501 --> 00:08:25,668
soft side you, okay?

423
00:08:25,751 --> 00:08:27,043
Cam, this is crazy.

424
00:08:27,126 --> 00:08:28,960
What ... What if I wanted

425
00:08:27,126 --> 00:08:28,960
to make a cup of tea?

426
00:08:29,043 --> 00:08:29,918
Couldn't be simpler.

427
00:08:30,001 --> 00:08:31,460
Grab a tea kettle

428
00:08:30,001 --> 00:08:31,460
from the credenza,

429
00:08:31,543 --> 00:08:33,751
warm it up on the hot plate

430
00:08:31,543 --> 00:08:33,751
with the water that you've used

431
00:08:33,835 --> 00:08:35,376
from the hose that I snaked in

432
00:08:33,835 --> 00:08:35,376
through the window,

433
00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:38,418
browse the tea on the mantel,

434
00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:38,418
and then grab our tea cup ...

435
00:08:38,501 --> 00:08:40,543
Where ... Oh!

436
00:08:38,501 --> 00:08:40,543
Lily, do our tea cup first!

437
00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:43,876
Y'all need to move that

438
00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:43,876
'fridgerator in your hall.

439
00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:46,001
It is straight under

440
00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:46,001
little Cal's crib,

441
00:08:46,085 --> 00:08:47,460
and the noise

442
00:08:46,085 --> 00:08:47,460
is keeping him up...

443
00:08:47,543 --> 00:08:49,168
which is weird because

444
00:08:47,543 --> 00:08:49,168
he was conceived

445
00:08:49,251 --> 00:08:50,210
in a slaughterhouse.

446
00:08:50,293 --> 00:08:52,043
But I thought ...

447
00:08:50,293 --> 00:08:52,043
Just move it!

448
00:08:52,126 --> 00:08:54,168
You...

449
00:08:54,251 --> 00:08:55,751
They figure out

450
00:08:54,251 --> 00:08:55,751
what started that fire?

451
00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:57,001
Yeah, they think

452
00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:57,001
it was the oven.

453
00:08:57,085 --> 00:08:58,210
Well, that's dumb.

454
00:08:58,293 --> 00:09:00,335
I turned the oven off

455
00:08:58,293 --> 00:09:00,335
'fore we went on our walk.

456
00:09:00,418 --> 00:09:02,418
You did?

457
00:09:00,418 --> 00:09:02,418
Yeah,

458
00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:04,251
'cause I'm the only

459
00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:04,251
responsible person around here.

460
00:09:05,626 --> 00:09:08,460
Aw, dang it!

461
00:09:05,626 --> 00:09:08,460
Cal rolled off the sofa again!

462
00:09:10,168 --> 00:09:11,793
(blender whirs,

463
00:09:10,168 --> 00:09:11,793
electricity crackles)

464
00:09:11,876 --> 00:09:12,835
Oh, God. Oh, no.

465
00:09:12,918 --> 00:09:15,293
Oh, no. Oh, no.

466
00:09:17,126 --> 00:09:21,668
There's a small chance

467
00:09:17,126 --> 00:09:21,668
I definitely started the fire.

468
00:09:21,751 --> 00:09:24,001
Mitchell?

469
00:09:21,751 --> 00:09:24,001
My smoothie

470
00:09:21,751 --> 00:09:24,001
was a little thick.

471
00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:25,335
This is convenient.

472
00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:25,335
Huh?

473
00:09:25,418 --> 00:09:26,751
There's something

474
00:09:25,418 --> 00:09:26,751
I need to show you.

475
00:09:26,835 --> 00:09:28,626
Yeah. What is it? Over here.

476
00:09:26,835 --> 00:09:28,626
Over here. Let's look.

477
00:09:28,710 --> 00:09:29,918
It's a vision board

478
00:09:28,710 --> 00:09:29,918
for my dream kitchen

479
00:09:30,001 --> 00:09:32,335
I've been hiding behind

480
00:09:30,001 --> 00:09:32,335
your workout clothes.

481
00:09:30,001 --> 00:09:32,335
Ah.

482
00:09:32,418 --> 00:09:34,668
I-I-I think I accidentally,

483
00:09:32,418 --> 00:09:34,668
on purpose,

484
00:09:34,751 --> 00:09:37,626
subconsciously, willfully,

485
00:09:34,751 --> 00:09:37,626
burned our kitchen down.

486
00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:39,626
Okay. I-I don't ...

487
00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:39,626
I don't know about that.

488
00:09:39,710 --> 00:09:40,751
Um ...

489
00:09:39,710 --> 00:09:40,751
No. Let's face it.

490
00:09:40,835 --> 00:09:42,751
Like Drew Barrymore,

491
00:09:40,835 --> 00:09:42,751
I'm an adorable fire starter.

492
00:09:42,835 --> 00:09:45,168
Hey, um... is this

493
00:09:42,835 --> 00:09:45,168
why we never have any tape?

494
00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:47,210
Yes. I'm a menace,

495
00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:47,210
which is why you deserve

496
00:09:47,293 --> 00:09:49,501
to be in charge

497
00:09:47,293 --> 00:09:49,501
of this entire remodel.

498
00:09:49,585 --> 00:09:51,335
Anything you say goes.

499
00:09:52,376 --> 00:09:54,293
Cam, you're about to feel

500
00:09:52,376 --> 00:09:54,293
a lot better

501
00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:56,126
because

502
00:09:56,210 --> 00:09:57,793
I don't hate this toaster,

503
00:09:57,876 --> 00:09:59,585
and I think

504
00:09:57,876 --> 00:09:59,585
I can find a place for it.

505
00:09:59,668 --> 00:10:01,793
That's great.

506
00:10:01,876 --> 00:10:03,626
I could get used

507
00:10:01,876 --> 00:10:03,626
to this.

508
00:10:03,710 --> 00:10:06,543
I have, which is why I need

509
00:10:03,710 --> 00:10:06,543
to snag another meal ticket

510
00:10:06,626 --> 00:10:09,085
before my late husband's

511
00:10:06,626 --> 00:10:09,085
fracking money runs out.

512
00:10:09,168 --> 00:10:11,835
It's okay.

513
00:10:09,168 --> 00:10:11,835
You can swear in front of me.

514
00:10:13,168 --> 00:10:15,668
How about that guy over there,

515
00:10:13,168 --> 00:10:15,668
playing tennis?

516
00:10:15,751 --> 00:10:16,876
He's in good shape.

517
00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,001
Right?

518
00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,126
No, that's a negative.

519
00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:20,293
I want my guys'

520
00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:20,293
tennis balls

521
00:10:20,376 --> 00:10:21,876
to be at the end

522
00:10:20,376 --> 00:10:21,876
of their walkers.

523
00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,293
Okay.

524
00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,293
Uh, how about, uh...

525
00:10:24,376 --> 00:10:25,293
that guy over there?

526
00:10:25,376 --> 00:10:27,043
I think that's just

527
00:10:25,376 --> 00:10:27,043
an abandoned golf bag,

528
00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:28,501
but you're starting

529
00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:28,501
to get me.

530
00:10:28,585 --> 00:10:31,210
You know, would you like to be

531
00:10:28,585 --> 00:10:31,210
my personal assistant?

532
00:10:31,293 --> 00:10:32,501
What would I have to do?

533
00:10:32,585 --> 00:10:34,835
Apart from helping me

534
00:10:32,585 --> 00:10:34,835
find a new husband,

535
00:10:34,918 --> 00:10:37,460
it's mostly...

536
00:10:34,918 --> 00:10:37,460
hanging out, drinking,

537
00:10:37,543 --> 00:10:38,543
going to parties.

538
00:10:38,626 --> 00:10:39,918
I am perfect for this.

539
00:10:40,001 --> 00:10:41,751
I have so many references.

540
00:10:41,835 --> 00:10:43,168
Okay, uh...

541
00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:45,626
Oh, what about that guy

542
00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:45,626
going to play shuffleboard ...

543
00:10:45,710 --> 00:10:46,876
Mr. Voorhees?

544
00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,126
Uh, he's a little younger

545
00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,126
than I normally do.

546
00:10:49,210 --> 00:10:50,335
If it helps,

547
00:10:49,210 --> 00:10:50,335
he always orders

548
00:10:50,418 --> 00:10:52,335
from the HeartSmart side

549
00:10:50,418 --> 00:10:52,335
of my cocktail menu.

550
00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:54,001
You are good at this.

551
00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:54,001
Mm-hmm.

552
00:10:54,085 --> 00:10:56,460
Let me go give that pacemaker

553
00:10:54,085 --> 00:10:56,460
something to do.

554
00:10:57,793 --> 00:11:00,043
Haley, you're supposed to be

555
00:10:57,793 --> 00:11:00,043
on the course serving drinks.

556
00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,418
I'm busy, Luke.

557
00:11:01,501 --> 00:11:03,251
We can't have people

558
00:11:01,501 --> 00:11:03,251
golfing sober.

559
00:11:03,335 --> 00:11:04,585
They'll realize

560
00:11:03,335 --> 00:11:04,585
it's a waste of time.

561
00:11:04,668 --> 00:11:07,251
I'm not even sure I want to be

562
00:11:04,668 --> 00:11:07,251
a cart girl anymore.

563
00:11:07,335 --> 00:11:09,626
Rhonda asked me to be

564
00:11:07,335 --> 00:11:09,626
her personal assistant.

565
00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:11,626
I know this isn't

566
00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:11,626
the most glamorous job,

567
00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:13,543
but... it offers

568
00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:13,543
more of a future

569
00:11:13,626 --> 00:11:15,710
than being an assistant

570
00:11:13,626 --> 00:11:15,710
to some gold digger.

571
00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:16,835
(cellphone rings,

572
00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:16,835
keypad beeps)

573
00:11:16,918 --> 00:11:18,001
Hello?

574
00:11:18,085 --> 00:11:20,085
Hey, good news ...

575
00:11:18,085 --> 00:11:20,085
Voorhees has a friend,

576
00:11:20,168 --> 00:11:22,710
and he wants to fly us all

577
00:11:20,168 --> 00:11:22,710
to San Francisco tonight.

578
00:11:22,793 --> 00:11:23,835
You're on

579
00:11:22,793 --> 00:11:23,835
a good path here.

580
00:11:23,918 --> 00:11:24,960
You're making money.

581
00:11:25,043 --> 00:11:26,585
There's opportunity

582
00:11:25,043 --> 00:11:26,585
for advancement.

583
00:11:26,668 --> 00:11:27,751
It's gonna be great.

584
00:11:27,835 --> 00:11:29,626
Best hotels,

585
00:11:27,835 --> 00:11:29,626
best restaurants,

586
00:11:29,710 --> 00:11:30,960
round-the-clock nursing.

587
00:11:31,043 --> 00:11:32,460
You're better

588
00:11:31,043 --> 00:11:32,460
than her, Haley.

589
00:11:32,543 --> 00:11:34,085
I'm in.

590
00:11:32,543 --> 00:11:34,085
Oh, good.

591
00:11:34,168 --> 00:11:35,918
The car will pick us up

592
00:11:34,168 --> 00:11:35,918
at 5:00, right after dinner.

593
00:11:38,043 --> 00:11:39,335
Why do I even bother?

594
00:11:39,418 --> 00:11:42,251
It's like what I say to you

595
00:11:39,418 --> 00:11:42,251
goes in one ear...

596
00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,876
out the other.

597
00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,876
Mm.

598
00:11:47,710 --> 00:11:49,085
Don't know about you,

599
00:11:49,168 --> 00:11:51,043
but I am ready to live

600
00:11:49,168 --> 00:11:51,043
on my own.

601
00:11:51,126 --> 00:11:54,376
Yep, it was a big responsibility

602
00:11:51,126 --> 00:11:54,376
taking care of my parents,

603
00:11:54,460 --> 00:11:57,460
but I left a good man

604
00:11:54,460 --> 00:11:57,460
on the job.

605
00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:01,251
Come on.

606
00:12:01,335 --> 00:12:03,460
Gloria, you messed up the TV,

607
00:12:03,543 --> 00:12:05,543
and now I can't watch

608
00:12:03,543 --> 00:12:05,543
my program!

609
00:12:05,626 --> 00:12:07,668
Remember

610
00:12:05,626 --> 00:12:07,668
how you told me to say something

611
00:12:07,751 --> 00:12:09,293
when you sound old?

612
00:12:09,376 --> 00:12:11,085
Ah, never mind.

613
00:12:09,376 --> 00:12:11,085
I fixed it.

614
00:12:11,168 --> 00:12:12,293
Aww.

615
00:12:12,376 --> 00:12:14,710
Look at these

616
00:12:12,376 --> 00:12:14,710
beautiful flowers.

617
00:12:14,793 --> 00:12:16,543
Where did they come from?

618
00:12:16,626 --> 00:12:17,543
Not a clue.

619
00:12:17,626 --> 00:12:19,043
Aww, you.

620
00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:22,043
Joe?

621
00:12:22,126 --> 00:12:24,043
What are you making?

622
00:12:24,126 --> 00:12:26,585
According to this,

623
00:12:24,126 --> 00:12:26,585
an ancient beverage

624
00:12:26,668 --> 00:12:29,251
enjoyed by sultans

625
00:12:26,668 --> 00:12:29,251
and scoundrels.

626
00:12:29,335 --> 00:12:32,335
"Bring in the paper,

627
00:12:29,335 --> 00:12:32,335
make coffee...

628
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,668
pick up

629
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,668
Jay's dirty socks."

630
00:12:34,751 --> 00:12:36,626
Why are you doing

631
00:12:34,751 --> 00:12:36,626
all this?

632
00:12:36,710 --> 00:12:38,626
Manny says

633
00:12:36,710 --> 00:12:38,626
it's my job now.

634
00:12:38,710 --> 00:12:40,335
Manny was doing

635
00:12:38,710 --> 00:12:40,335
all these things?

636
00:12:40,418 --> 00:12:41,585
And I was so happy

637
00:12:40,418 --> 00:12:41,585
that you were

638
00:12:41,668 --> 00:12:43,418
picking up after yourself.

639
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,751
I haven't picked up socks

640
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,751
since the '70s.

641
00:12:45,835 --> 00:12:47,626
Huh, all this time,

642
00:12:47,710 --> 00:12:49,251
we're thinking

643
00:12:47,710 --> 00:12:49,251
we're coddling Manny,

644
00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:51,043
and Manny

645
00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:51,043
was coddling us.

646
00:12:51,126 --> 00:12:52,376
I am going to call him

647
00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:54,501
and tell him

648
00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:54,501
what a good boy he is.

649
00:12:54,585 --> 00:12:56,460
Gloria, if you call him

650
00:12:54,585 --> 00:12:56,460
all worked up,

651
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,168
he'll be in tears

652
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,168
in two seconds.

653
00:12:58,251 --> 00:13:00,376
What he wanted

654
00:12:58,251 --> 00:13:00,376
was a nice clean exit.

655
00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:02,501
We have to stay strong

656
00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:02,501
and give him that.

657
00:13:02,585 --> 00:13:04,710
I guess.

658
00:13:02,585 --> 00:13:04,710
I say we distract

659
00:13:02,585 --> 00:13:04,710
ourselves.

660
00:13:04,793 --> 00:13:07,293
I'll go to the club,

661
00:13:04,793 --> 00:13:07,293
crack some inappropriate jokes,

662
00:13:07,376 --> 00:13:09,668
rank the astronauts,

663
00:13:07,376 --> 00:13:09,668
fall asleep in the sauna.

664
00:13:09,751 --> 00:13:10,960
Okay. Have fun.

665
00:13:11,043 --> 00:13:12,876
I'll go shopping

666
00:13:11,043 --> 00:13:12,876
with Joe.

667
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:13,876
For toys?

668
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,126
No. For shoes.

669
00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:17,626
I'm the one that is sad,

670
00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:17,626
not you.

671
00:13:19,001 --> 00:13:21,085
Whoa. How cool.

672
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,126
Just stay focused, Phil.

673
00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:24,251
Honey, honey.

674
00:13:24,335 --> 00:13:26,251
No matter how realistic

675
00:13:24,335 --> 00:13:26,251
these robots get,

676
00:13:26,335 --> 00:13:27,793
I'm always going

677
00:13:26,335 --> 00:13:27,793
to love you.

678
00:13:27,876 --> 00:13:29,585
Thank you.

679
00:13:29,668 --> 00:13:30,543
Oh. There she is.

680
00:13:30,626 --> 00:13:32,376
- Hi! Hi!

681
00:13:30,626 --> 00:13:32,376
- Honey!

682
00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:34,585
Uh, excuse me,

683
00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:34,585
that's a clean room.

684
00:13:34,668 --> 00:13:36,335
You can't go in there without

685
00:13:34,668 --> 00:13:36,335
putting on a sterile suit

686
00:13:36,418 --> 00:13:37,376
and taking an air shower

687
00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:39,251
to remove

688
00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:39,251
all possible contaminants.

689
00:13:39,335 --> 00:13:42,501
They really are

690
00:13:39,335 --> 00:13:42,501
lifelike.

691
00:13:42,585 --> 00:13:43,710
I think you should

692
00:13:42,585 --> 00:13:43,710
handle this.

693
00:13:43,793 --> 00:13:46,210
I don't, uh...

694
00:13:43,793 --> 00:13:46,210
I don't want to overwhelm

695
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,001
our ... our daughter.

696
00:13:49,168 --> 00:13:50,293
Yes.

697
00:13:50,376 --> 00:13:51,460
What are you doing?

698
00:13:51,543 --> 00:13:54,251
That was designed to perform

699
00:13:51,543 --> 00:13:54,251
cardiovascular surgery.

700
00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:55,376
Oh.

701
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,251
I'm ... I'm ...

702
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,251
I'm so sorry.

703
00:13:57,335 --> 00:13:59,335
Um... where ...

704
00:13:57,335 --> 00:13:59,335
where are the fun ones?

705
00:13:59,335 --> 00:14:01,543
Okay.

706
00:14:07,001 --> 00:14:08,501
I didn't hate that.

707
00:14:08,585 --> 00:14:09,918
Mom, what are you

708
00:14:08,585 --> 00:14:09,918
doing here?

709
00:14:10,001 --> 00:14:12,251
Okay, well, your father and I

710
00:14:10,001 --> 00:14:12,251
were leaving your room,

711
00:14:12,335 --> 00:14:14,001
and we noticed, oh,

712
00:14:14,085 --> 00:14:17,210
you'd thrown out that cute dress

713
00:14:14,085 --> 00:14:17,210
you love so much.

714
00:14:17,293 --> 00:14:21,751
And I thought to myself,

715
00:14:17,293 --> 00:14:21,751
"Why? Why would she do that?"

716
00:14:21,835 --> 00:14:24,418
And I thought maybe ...

717
00:14:21,835 --> 00:14:24,418
maybe you tried to wear it

718
00:14:24,501 --> 00:14:26,460
for a boy,

719
00:14:24,501 --> 00:14:26,460
to impress him,

720
00:14:26,543 --> 00:14:28,876
and it didn't go well,

721
00:14:26,543 --> 00:14:28,876
and it made you feel bad.

722
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,793
Or, maybe I just didn't

723
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,793
like the dress.

724
00:14:30,876 --> 00:14:33,251
Or my thing.

725
00:14:33,335 --> 00:14:36,210
No, it's my fault

726
00:14:33,335 --> 00:14:36,210
you yelled at me.

727
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,126
You kids here are under

728
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,126
extreme pressure.

729
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,460
Extreme pressure.

730
00:14:39,543 --> 00:14:40,835
You fool.

731
00:14:47,085 --> 00:14:49,835
Dad...

732
00:14:47,085 --> 00:14:49,835
Alex.

733
00:14:49,918 --> 00:14:52,960
Did I ever tell you

734
00:14:49,918 --> 00:14:52,960
about a certain male cheerleader

735
00:14:53,043 --> 00:14:56,585
who over-rotated

736
00:14:53,043 --> 00:14:56,585
during a Flying Half Toby?

737
00:14:56,668 --> 00:14:59,210
He limped his way back

738
00:14:56,668 --> 00:14:59,210
to his dorm room

739
00:14:59,293 --> 00:15:00,918
and threw out

740
00:14:59,293 --> 00:15:00,918
his favorite outfit,

741
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,835
because harem pants

742
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,835
are for winners.

743
00:15:03,918 --> 00:15:05,418
Guys, I'm fine!

744
00:15:05,501 --> 00:15:06,835
Why do you keep trying

745
00:15:05,501 --> 00:15:06,835
to solve a problem

746
00:15:06,918 --> 00:15:09,085
that doesn't exist?

747
00:15:06,918 --> 00:15:09,085
I don't know.

748
00:15:09,168 --> 00:15:11,585
Maybe we just want to feel

749
00:15:09,168 --> 00:15:11,585
like you still need us.

750
00:15:11,668 --> 00:15:13,751
But look at you.

751
00:15:11,668 --> 00:15:13,751
You don't need anything.

752
00:15:13,835 --> 00:15:14,835
Which is terrific.

753
00:15:14,918 --> 00:15:17,293
You're our little superstar

754
00:15:14,918 --> 00:15:17,293
who can do anything.

755
00:15:17,376 --> 00:15:18,335
I'm not. I'm not.

756
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,043
I totally, totally, totally

757
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,043
don't feel that way.

758
00:15:20,126 --> 00:15:21,210
Shut up!

759
00:15:21,293 --> 00:15:22,918
Is something wrong?

760
00:15:23,001 --> 00:15:24,793
Okay, fine.

761
00:15:24,876 --> 00:15:25,960
if you really must know,

762
00:15:26,043 --> 00:15:28,460
I've been kind of feeling

763
00:15:26,043 --> 00:15:28,460
like an outsider here.

764
00:15:28,543 --> 00:15:31,543
It's come to my attention

765
00:15:28,543 --> 00:15:31,543
that I may be

766
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,085
a bit of a show-off.

767
00:15:33,168 --> 00:15:35,751
There's a proof in my advanced

768
00:15:33,168 --> 00:15:35,751
mathematical chaos class.

769
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:38,918
It's been on the board all year.

770
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:38,918
No one could solve it.

771
00:15:39,001 --> 00:15:41,918
Until one night in bed,

772
00:15:39,001 --> 00:15:41,918
it just came to me.

773
00:15:42,001 --> 00:15:46,210
And of course I had to put on

774
00:15:42,001 --> 00:15:46,210
my best dress for my big moment.

775
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,543
Class dismissed.

776
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,960
I just never want to see

777
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,960
that stupid dress again.

778
00:15:52,043 --> 00:15:54,751
Honey, people are

779
00:15:52,043 --> 00:15:54,751
always gonna be

780
00:15:54,835 --> 00:15:56,501
intimidated

781
00:15:54,835 --> 00:15:56,501
by your intellect.

782
00:15:56,585 --> 00:15:59,585
Maybe it's time you showed them

783
00:15:56,585 --> 00:15:59,585
some of your vulnerability.

784
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:00,626
How have they not seen it?

785
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,751
I've been an awkward nerd

786
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,751
my whole life.

787
00:16:02,835 --> 00:16:04,043
Everywhere but here.

788
00:16:04,126 --> 00:16:05,210
Sweetheart, here...

789
00:16:05,293 --> 00:16:06,251
you're Haley.

790
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,210
Excuse me.

791
00:16:10,293 --> 00:16:12,501
I know it's stinks!

792
00:16:10,293 --> 00:16:12,501
It's a work in progress.

793
00:16:12,585 --> 00:16:14,835
No, you, uh...

794
00:16:12,585 --> 00:16:14,835
just dropped this.

795
00:16:14,918 --> 00:16:16,335
Oh. Thanks.

796
00:16:16,418 --> 00:16:20,001
And, actually, you've got

797
00:16:16,418 --> 00:16:20,001
nothing to worry about.

798
00:16:20,085 --> 00:16:22,085
You're way further along

799
00:16:20,085 --> 00:16:22,085
than I am.

800
00:16:22,168 --> 00:16:23,668
I'm kind of freaking out.

801
00:16:23,751 --> 00:16:24,710
Really?

802
00:16:24,793 --> 00:16:26,918
I built a rock-paper-scissors

803
00:16:24,793 --> 00:16:26,918
robot, and it sucks.

804
00:16:27,001 --> 00:16:29,293
I beat it 8 out of 10 times.

805
00:16:27,001 --> 00:16:29,293
What?

806
00:16:29,376 --> 00:16:30,376
Hey, if you're not too busy

807
00:16:29,376 --> 00:16:30,376
right now,

808
00:16:30,460 --> 00:16:31,585
do you think maybe

809
00:16:30,460 --> 00:16:31,585
you'd want

810
00:16:31,668 --> 00:16:33,335
to help me with mine

811
00:16:31,668 --> 00:16:33,335
a little bit?

812
00:16:33,418 --> 00:16:34,418
Sure.

813
00:16:34,501 --> 00:16:35,793
Nice work, partner.

814
00:16:35,876 --> 00:16:37,085
That was a clinic.

815
00:16:37,168 --> 00:16:40,585
Yeah, we are parenting

816
00:16:37,168 --> 00:16:40,585
at the highest possible level.

817
00:16:40,668 --> 00:16:42,085
Highest possible level.

818
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,251
You fools!

819
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,918
Aaaaaah!

820
00:16:53,418 --> 00:16:54,335
Hi.

821
00:16:54,418 --> 00:16:56,418
So, I called the hotel

822
00:16:54,418 --> 00:16:56,418
like you asked.

823
00:16:56,501 --> 00:16:58,585
Mini-bar's stocked

824
00:16:56,501 --> 00:16:58,585
with rosé and Ensure.

825
00:16:58,668 --> 00:17:00,293
And I canceled

826
00:16:58,668 --> 00:17:00,293
the one reservation.

827
00:17:00,376 --> 00:17:01,418
Who's not coming?

828
00:17:01,543 --> 00:17:03,501
About that,

829
00:17:01,543 --> 00:17:03,501
uh, we need to talk.

830
00:17:03,585 --> 00:17:05,168
Okay.

831
00:17:05,251 --> 00:17:06,251
It's locked.

832
00:17:06,335 --> 00:17:09,168
Mr. Voorhees was

833
00:17:06,335 --> 00:17:09,168
a little too excited

834
00:17:09,251 --> 00:17:11,626
to hear that the cart girl

835
00:17:09,251 --> 00:17:11,626
was tagging along.

836
00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:13,960
I'm sorry,

837
00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:13,960
but I can't risk being upstaged

838
00:17:14,043 --> 00:17:15,751
by a hot-to-trot

839
00:17:14,043 --> 00:17:15,751
30-year-old.

840
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,501
Kind of rounded up there.

841
00:17:17,585 --> 00:17:19,335
Um... so, I'm just out

842
00:17:19,418 --> 00:17:20,918
as your assistant,

843
00:17:19,418 --> 00:17:20,918
like that?

844
00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:22,668
It's harder on me

845
00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:22,668
than it looks.

846
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,835
I feel really...

847
00:17:29,376 --> 00:17:31,251
Go ahead.

848
00:17:31,335 --> 00:17:32,501
There's a foursome

849
00:17:31,335 --> 00:17:32,501
on the seventh green

850
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:33,918
that looks thirsty.

851
00:17:34,001 --> 00:17:36,043
Thanks, boss.

852
00:17:39,418 --> 00:17:41,085
Luke! Luke,

853
00:17:39,418 --> 00:17:41,085
you will not regret

854
00:17:41,168 --> 00:17:42,793
hiring your first

855
00:17:41,168 --> 00:17:42,793
male cart girl.

856
00:17:42,876 --> 00:17:43,793
I didn't mention,

857
00:17:43,876 --> 00:17:45,751
but I've been

858
00:17:43,876 --> 00:17:45,751
in a really dark place.

859
00:17:45,835 --> 00:17:47,751
Hey, do you mind if I ditch

860
00:17:45,835 --> 00:17:47,751
the kerchief?

861
00:17:47,835 --> 00:17:49,085
Yeah...

862
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,585
might want to hand over

863
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,585
your belt and shoelaces, too.

864
00:17:51,668 --> 00:17:53,668
Take a walk with me,

865
00:17:51,668 --> 00:17:53,668
Reuben.

866
00:17:54,668 --> 00:17:57,543
You're low on frozen mangoes.

867
00:17:54,668 --> 00:17:57,543
Put it on your list.

868
00:17:57,626 --> 00:18:00,251
Oh, and get me a box

869
00:17:57,626 --> 00:18:00,251
of lady sticks.

870
00:18:00,335 --> 00:18:01,626
What ... What ...

871
00:18:00,335 --> 00:18:01,626
What are you making?

872
00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:03,543
I'm making one

873
00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:03,543
of your fruit smoothies.

874
00:18:03,626 --> 00:18:07,335
Oh, Pam ...

875
00:18:03,626 --> 00:18:07,335
All right, I'm making one

876
00:18:03,626 --> 00:18:07,335
of your homosexual smoothies.

877
00:18:07,418 --> 00:18:08,501
Hey ...

878
00:18:07,418 --> 00:18:08,501
(blender whirs,

879
00:18:07,418 --> 00:18:08,501
electricity crackles)

880
00:18:08,585 --> 00:18:09,460
What the hell?

881
00:18:08,585 --> 00:18:09,460
Oh, my gosh.

882
00:18:09,543 --> 00:18:10,585
Oh, my gosh!

883
00:18:09,543 --> 00:18:10,585
Okay.

884
00:18:10,668 --> 00:18:12,335
Get the hose! Get the hose!

885
00:18:10,668 --> 00:18:12,335
It's in the window!

886
00:18:12,418 --> 00:18:14,168
Oh, Mitchell!

887
00:18:12,418 --> 00:18:14,168
Hurry!

888
00:18:16,543 --> 00:18:18,376
I bet that's

889
00:18:16,543 --> 00:18:18,376
what started the fire.

890
00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:19,585
Well, h-how can it be

891
00:18:19,668 --> 00:18:21,418
when that's the first time

892
00:18:19,668 --> 00:18:21,418
it's sparked ever?

893
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,043
Yeah, it was the oven.

894
00:18:23,126 --> 00:18:26,126
I turned that off.

895
00:18:23,126 --> 00:18:26,126
I told Mitchell.

896
00:18:27,418 --> 00:18:29,085
She did?

897
00:18:27,418 --> 00:18:29,085
Did you? I ...

898
00:18:29,168 --> 00:18:30,918
See, I feel like

899
00:18:29,168 --> 00:18:30,918
I'd remember that.

900
00:18:31,001 --> 00:18:33,835
You let me think I burned down

901
00:18:31,001 --> 00:18:33,835
the kitchen when you did?

902
00:18:33,918 --> 00:18:36,543
It was the only way for

903
00:18:33,918 --> 00:18:36,543
me to get a say in the remodel.

904
00:18:36,626 --> 00:18:38,501
Oh, don't be so dramatic.

905
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,001
I let you pick things.

906
00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:43,043
Really? Name one thing

907
00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:43,043
in this room that was my idea.

908
00:18:43,126 --> 00:18:44,543
Oh, just one ...

909
00:18:43,126 --> 00:18:44,543
one thing?

910
00:18:43,126 --> 00:18:44,543
One thing. Mm-hmm.

911
00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:45,543
Okay, well, fine.

912
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:47,793
Oh, how ...

913
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:47,793
how about the blanket?

914
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,960
Yeah, because you said

915
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,960
it reminded you of the blanket

916
00:18:50,043 --> 00:18:51,876
you used to lay on

917
00:18:50,043 --> 00:18:51,876
at your grandparents' house

918
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,876
and eat your caramel corn

919
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,876
when you watched

920
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,626
Mary Lou Retton vault her way

921
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,626
into America's heart.

922
00:18:56,710 --> 00:18:57,918
What are you talking about?

923
00:18:58,001 --> 00:19:00,501
Are ... Are you seriously trying

924
00:18:58,001 --> 00:19:00,501
to incept a memory in my mind

925
00:19:00,585 --> 00:19:03,126
to make me believe

926
00:19:00,585 --> 00:19:03,126
that I chose that blanket?

927
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,960
Oh, kind of like you made me

928
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,960
think I burned down our kitchen?

929
00:19:06,043 --> 00:19:07,418
Okay, whoa.

930
00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:09,501
Why do we keep doing this

931
00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:09,501
to each other?

932
00:19:09,585 --> 00:19:12,001
I know. Are we so broken

933
00:19:09,585 --> 00:19:12,001
that we can't even be honest?

934
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:15,335
Speaking of broken,

935
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:15,335
how about a new blender?

936
00:19:15,418 --> 00:19:16,626
Chop chop ...

937
00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:20,251
That is both the brand

938
00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:20,251
and when I want it!

939
00:19:20,335 --> 00:19:21,876
Um... okay.

940
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,501
I have a theory...

941
00:19:23,585 --> 00:19:25,710
uh, that lets us both

942
00:19:23,585 --> 00:19:25,710
off the hook.

943
00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:27,085
I'm inclined to be

944
00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:27,085
on board.

945
00:19:27,168 --> 00:19:29,126
Um, we both can agree

946
00:19:27,168 --> 00:19:29,126
that your sister

947
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,376
can be a bit of a bully.

948
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,376
Yes.

949
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,626
I'm sure growing up,

950
00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:34,460
the only way to get your way

951
00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:34,460
was to be manipulative.

952
00:19:34,543 --> 00:19:36,835
It might also be said

953
00:19:34,543 --> 00:19:36,835
you grew up oppressed

954
00:19:36,918 --> 00:19:38,376
by one of history's

955
00:19:36,918 --> 00:19:38,376
great monsters ...

956
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:39,668
your sister, Claire.

957
00:19:39,751 --> 00:19:42,668
Exactly.

958
00:19:39,751 --> 00:19:42,668
We're not terrible.

959
00:19:42,751 --> 00:19:43,668
They are.

960
00:19:42,751 --> 00:19:43,668
They are.

961
00:19:46,168 --> 00:19:47,960
Jay?

962
00:19:46,168 --> 00:19:47,960
Hey.

963
00:19:48,043 --> 00:19:49,043
I found this

964
00:19:48,043 --> 00:19:49,043
under your bed.

965
00:19:49,126 --> 00:19:50,251
I figured

966
00:19:49,126 --> 00:19:50,251
you might be able to use it.

967
00:19:50,335 --> 00:19:51,585
I mean,

968
00:19:50,335 --> 00:19:51,585
you don't want to be

969
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,501
the only kid in art school

970
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,501
without a beret.

971
00:19:53,585 --> 00:19:55,085
Thanks.

972
00:19:53,585 --> 00:19:55,085
Since you're here,

973
00:19:55,168 --> 00:19:56,501
you want to meet

974
00:19:55,168 --> 00:19:56,501
my new roommate?

975
00:19:56,585 --> 00:20:00,293
Huh.

976
00:19:56,585 --> 00:20:00,293
His stuff's gone.

977
00:19:56,585 --> 00:20:00,293
Knock, knock!

978
00:20:00,376 --> 00:20:01,793
Hi, Jay.

979
00:20:00,376 --> 00:20:01,793
What are you doing here?

980
00:20:01,876 --> 00:20:03,168
I thought you were

981
00:20:01,876 --> 00:20:03,168
at the club.

982
00:20:03,251 --> 00:20:04,668
You said you were

983
00:20:03,251 --> 00:20:04,668
going shopping.

984
00:20:04,751 --> 00:20:06,043
I was...

985
00:20:06,126 --> 00:20:08,293
but then I saw

986
00:20:06,126 --> 00:20:08,293
this little pillow.

987
00:20:08,376 --> 00:20:10,460
Look ... "Wake Up,

988
00:20:08,376 --> 00:20:10,460
Kick Ass, Repeat."

989
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,793
Isn't it so Manny?

990
00:20:12,876 --> 00:20:14,251
Thanks, Mom.

991
00:20:14,335 --> 00:20:16,501
So, you got your hat,

992
00:20:14,335 --> 00:20:16,501
so I'm gonna...

993
00:20:18,501 --> 00:20:20,960
Look, if I didn't

994
00:20:18,501 --> 00:20:20,960
say it...

995
00:20:21,043 --> 00:20:23,585
it's a big deal,

996
00:20:21,043 --> 00:20:23,585
you going here.

997
00:20:23,668 --> 00:20:25,210
Good job.

998
00:20:25,293 --> 00:20:27,126
Well, if I didn't say it,

999
00:20:27,210 --> 00:20:29,668
I-I couldn't have done it

1000
00:20:27,210 --> 00:20:29,668
without you.

1001
00:20:31,210 --> 00:20:32,710
What are we doing?

1002
00:20:32,793 --> 00:20:35,210
We can hug.

1003
00:20:32,793 --> 00:20:35,210
We're family.

1004
00:20:32,793 --> 00:20:35,210
Yeah.

1005
00:20:35,293 --> 00:20:37,210
We are, you know.

1006
00:20:35,293 --> 00:20:37,210
We're family.

1007
00:20:37,293 --> 00:20:38,918
I'll try to make you proud.

1008
00:20:39,001 --> 00:20:40,585
You already have.

1009
00:20:40,668 --> 00:20:43,293
Let me in here!

1010
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,418
Thank you for taking

1011
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,418
good care of us.

1012
00:20:45,501 --> 00:20:47,251
Well, that's what you do

1013
00:20:45,501 --> 00:20:47,251
for the people you love.

1014
00:20:47,335 --> 00:20:48,793
They love you, too!

1015
00:20:56,251 --> 00:20:58,043
Damn it!

1016
00:20:58,126 --> 00:20:59,043
Damn it!

1017
00:20:59,126 --> 00:21:00,376
There's no shame

1018
00:20:59,126 --> 00:21:00,376
in admitting defeat.

1019
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,918
You don't understand.

1020
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,918
He's getting tired.

1021
00:21:02,001 --> 00:21:03,543
He's not tired.

1022
00:21:02,001 --> 00:21:03,543
That's the point.

1023
00:21:03,626 --> 00:21:04,710
He's a machine.

1024
00:21:03,626 --> 00:21:04,710
Just once,

1025
00:21:04,793 --> 00:21:06,251
would you believe in me?

1026
00:21:06,335 --> 00:21:08,710
As my wife, aren't you supposed

1027
00:21:06,335 --> 00:21:08,710
to be my ... Rock!

1028
00:21:08,793 --> 00:21:10,751
Damn it!

1029
00:21:10,835 --> 00:21:13,918
What does every mother tell her

1030
00:21:10,835 --> 00:21:13,918
kid not to run with?

1031
00:21:14,001 --> 00:21:15,668
Paper! Damn it!

1032
00:21:15,751 --> 00:21:17,543
My hand's getting tired.

1033
00:21:17,626 --> 00:21:19,668
Oh, I'm ...

1034
00:21:17,626 --> 00:21:19,668
I'm so sorry, buddy.

1035
00:21:19,751 --> 00:21:21,126
Why didn't you say so?

1036
00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:22,418
Fist bump.

1037
00:21:22,501 --> 00:21:24,543
- Ha! Loser!

1038
00:21:22,501 --> 00:21:24,543
- No.

1039
00:21:24,626 --> 00:21:26,710
And still champion!

1040
00:21:29,793 --> 00:21:32,543
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