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I wonder what

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Manny's doing right now.

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Why don't you

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call him?

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You call him.

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I don't care what he's doing.

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I'm trying

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not to bug him.

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He said that he needed some time

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to adjust to college,

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so I'm giving him ...

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- Stop the car!

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Why would you

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do that?

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I think

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that's Shorty.

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Shorty and I

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have been best friends

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for as long as I can remember.

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He and his wife, Darlene,

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moved to Costa Rica

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a few years back for, uh ...

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I don't know why.

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Ruin his life eating beans,

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fighting malaria,

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drinking water people bathe in?

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This.

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This is when

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you sound racist!

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You come to town

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and you don't tell me?

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I ought to punch you

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in the neck,

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you son of a bitch.

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- Jay!

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I want to kick you

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in the knee,

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you stupid idiot!

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That might not

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be a thing.

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You're a terrible

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best friend.

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Don't yell at me.

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I'm only here a couple of days.

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It was last-minute.

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I was gonna call.

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This Joe?

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You're huge.

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Eh,

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I can be bigger.

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What are you doing?

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Where are you staying?

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I'm checking in

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at the hotel over there.

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No hotels.

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You're as bad with money

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as you are with pants.

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What's going on

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down there, anyway?

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These?

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Palazzos.

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Never felt

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so comfortable.

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Everything goes

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where it wants to go.

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Shorty, why don't you come

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and stay with us?

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You will even

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get your own room

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'cause Manny's

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off to college.

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College?

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How's he doing?

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I wish I knew.

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He needed some space.

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In the meantime,

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she sends him a care package

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the size of a Fiat,

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which included a pack

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of my favorite sausage.

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I did not

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put the sausage ...

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Well, where did it go, then?

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I know what I ate!

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There's too many things

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upsetting me right now.

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Go get your stuff.

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Meet us back at the house.

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It's done.

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You got it!

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Yes!

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It's gonna be so nice

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since Manny's gone

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to have somebody fun again

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in the house.

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Are you ready for this,

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big boy?

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Oh, I'm ready.

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And it's gonna get

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pretty messy.

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Mm!

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So, do you want

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to be blue or gold?

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I'll be blue.

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'Cause I'm cool ...

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Aah!

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That tickles!

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Claire recently went

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to a bachelorette party

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where they gave everyone

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a passion painting kit.

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The idea

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is that you and your partner

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cover one another

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in paint ...

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get down

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on the canvas.

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And then get down

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on the canvas.

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Stop squirming,

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Phil.

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I'm never gonna get

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this paint on you.

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Okay,

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I'll do you.

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You're gonna be so gold,

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you'll like an Oscar.

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So many people

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to thank.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, crap,

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it's Alex.

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Just ignore it.

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I can't.

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What if something's wrong?

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Hi, honey.

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Everything okay?

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Yeah, I'm just, uh,

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letting you know

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I'm sleeping at home

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tonight.

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Uh, h-how far away

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are you?

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About 20 minutes.

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Oh, that leaves 10 minutes

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for cleanup.

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Also, is it okay if, um,

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Ben stays over tonight?

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Sure.

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I guess if his mommy

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says it's okay.

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Mom, you don't

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have to take a shot at Ben

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every time he comes up.

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Yeah, right,

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like I wouldn't ask my mom.

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I'm really

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supposed to ignore that?

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Listen,

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he is my boyfriend,

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and I'm getting really tired

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of this.

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Oh, calm down.

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It was just a joke.

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Well,

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it's not funny!

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When you attack Ben,

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you attack me.

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Yeah, yeah,

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I got it.

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Ugh!

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Now,

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where were we?

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Honey, I kind of think maybe

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the moment has passed.

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Ohh, it's my dad.

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What now?

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Just ignore it.

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I can't.

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What if something's wrong?

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Hey, honey.

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Hi, Dad.

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Shorty's in town!

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I need that set of golf clubs

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I gave to Phil.

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That bonehead's certainly not

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putting them to any good use.

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Why, Dad? Why do you always

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have to attack him?

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Oh, calm down.

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It was just a joke.

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I'll pick them up

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in the morning.

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He pisses me off

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so much!

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Come on!

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Let's do this!

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This doesn't feel like

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it's about me.

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I'm gonna hop

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in the shower.

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What?

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What's been going on

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with you lately?

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You look so handsome.

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- Oh, well, thank you, sweetie.

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You know what, I added a serum

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step to my skin-care regimen.

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W-Wait a minute.

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You're just angling

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for horseback-riding lessons,

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aren't you?

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Come on!

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No.

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You're not gonna become

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one of those over-scheduled kids

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that burns out

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at 13

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and wears combat boots

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to the beach.

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I'm the least-busy Asian kid

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in my school.

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Great. Take the other end

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of this sheet

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and help me make up the bed

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for Lionel.

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Lionel's

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staying here tonight?

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Yes.

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Pepper and Ronaldo

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are dropping him off.

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Last year,

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Pepper and Ronaldo told us

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that they wanted

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to become parents

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and were on a quest

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to acquire Rihanna's eggs.

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And we said,

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"Or, you rich queens,

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you could provide a home

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for a child that needs one."

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So they adopted,

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and we are a little nervous

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about how it's going

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because, um, when they first

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introduced us to Lionel,

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we could tell

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that it wasn't a great fit.

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Hi, Lionel,

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it's nice meeting you.

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Hey.

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Cool shirt.

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It's a

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basketball costume.

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Jersey.

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Jersey. Right.

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Like "Jersey Boys."

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Okay, somebody fix me

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a drink.

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We just got cheeseburgers

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out of a window

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and ate in our car.

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Do we have to disclose that

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when we sell it?

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It seemed like

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a bit of a rocky start,

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but Pepper said

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it's going well.

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Parenting does

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change you.

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You know, before Lily,

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I could be so dramatic.

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Oh, and I used to be

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so uptight.

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But look at us now.

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Oh, sorry.

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Okay, your hand

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almost went in my mouth.

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Come in,

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come in.

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Ohh!

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I like this!

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It's a lot better

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than what was here before.

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Uh, our kitchen

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was there before.

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Am I being unclear?

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Okay, well, Lionel,

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don't you look sharp?

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It's Burberry from Harrods

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in London. Right?

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Ohh,

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you wonderful child.

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You won't need those flashcards

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much longer.

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Here,

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for Lionel's stay ...

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some snacks, toiletries,

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a design magazine you two

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could also flip through.

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Okay,

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so, Lionel, uh,

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we have you set up

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here in the den.

305
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That's where

306
00:05:30,954 --> 00:05:32,327
the TV is,

307
00:05:32,410 --> 00:05:34,991
and Cam tells me

308
00:05:32,410 --> 00:05:34,991
that we have a sports package.

309
00:05:35,075 --> 00:05:36,198
That's okay.

310
00:05:36,281 --> 00:05:37,530
I should practice

311
00:05:36,281 --> 00:05:37,530
my cursive.

312
00:05:37,613 --> 00:05:39,403
Pepper says penmanship

313
00:05:37,613 --> 00:05:39,403
is a lost art.

314
00:05:39,486 --> 00:05:41,151
Yes.

315
00:05:39,486 --> 00:05:41,151
As are thank-you notes,

316
00:05:41,234 --> 00:05:42,483
which is why

317
00:05:41,234 --> 00:05:42,483
we can only assume

318
00:05:42,567 --> 00:05:44,315
you enjoyed

319
00:05:42,567 --> 00:05:44,315
our anniversary gift.

320
00:05:44,398 --> 00:05:47,021
Anyway, we have to get

321
00:05:44,398 --> 00:05:47,021
to the airport.

322
00:05:47,103 --> 00:05:49,310
How do we say goodbye,

323
00:05:47,103 --> 00:05:49,310
Lionel?

324
00:05:49,393 --> 00:05:50,434
Au revoir.

325
00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,223
Come walk us

326
00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,223
to the door.

327
00:05:52,307 --> 00:05:54,138
What have they done

328
00:05:52,307 --> 00:05:54,138
to him?

329
00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:56,553
Turned him into

330
00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:56,553
a little black Pepper.

331
00:05:57,718 --> 00:05:59,009
It's so infuriating.

332
00:05:59,091 --> 00:06:01,049
She treats you

333
00:05:59,091 --> 00:06:01,049
like you're not even a man.

334
00:06:01,131 --> 00:06:02,338
Doesn't that

335
00:06:01,131 --> 00:06:02,338
bother you?

336
00:06:02,422 --> 00:06:03,962
You know,

337
00:06:02,422 --> 00:06:03,962
if you please everyone,

338
00:06:04,046 --> 00:06:05,627
you're not

339
00:06:04,046 --> 00:06:05,627
making enough progress.

340
00:06:05,710 --> 00:06:06,793
Cheryl Sandberg.

341
00:06:06,876 --> 00:06:08,541
Hey,

342
00:06:06,876 --> 00:06:08,541
is this garbage?

343
00:06:08,624 --> 00:06:09,581
I don't know.

344
00:06:09,665 --> 00:06:10,872
What's in it?

345
00:06:10,955 --> 00:06:14,368
Uh, "Passion Painting

346
00:06:10,955 --> 00:06:14,368
Erotic Art Kit"?

347
00:06:14,451 --> 00:06:16,449
What is that?

348
00:06:16,533 --> 00:06:18,614
Oh, my God.

349
00:06:16,533 --> 00:06:18,614
Oh, my God.

350
00:06:18,697 --> 00:06:19,821
Ew!

351
00:06:19,905 --> 00:06:21,944
Gross! Ugh!

352
00:06:19,905 --> 00:06:21,944
Uh.

353
00:06:22,028 --> 00:06:23,442
You know what?

354
00:06:23,526 --> 00:06:25,315
If she wants to belittle you

355
00:06:23,526 --> 00:06:25,315
like you're some child,

356
00:06:25,399 --> 00:06:26,731
we are

357
00:06:25,399 --> 00:06:26,731
going to use this

358
00:06:26,814 --> 00:06:28,396
to show her

359
00:06:26,814 --> 00:06:28,396
what kind of man you are.

360
00:06:28,479 --> 00:06:30,394
I don't want to get paint

361
00:06:28,479 --> 00:06:30,394
on my T-shirt and socks.

362
00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:32,725
Well, maybe you'll just have to

363
00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:32,725
take them off for this one.

364
00:06:35,889 --> 00:06:37,053
Morning! How's my guy?

365
00:06:37,137 --> 00:06:39,011
Awful.

366
00:06:37,137 --> 00:06:39,011
I had a zillion nightmares.

367
00:06:39,093 --> 00:06:41,299
I was talking to Shorty,

368
00:06:39,093 --> 00:06:41,299
but gee, that's rough.

369
00:06:41,383 --> 00:06:43,381
Hey, let's have breakfast

370
00:06:41,383 --> 00:06:43,381
at my club today.

371
00:06:43,464 --> 00:06:45,670
They do a thing on Friday

372
00:06:43,464 --> 00:06:45,670
called "Yesterday's Potatoes."

373
00:06:45,754 --> 00:06:47,168
They take

374
00:06:45,754 --> 00:06:47,168
last night's French fries

375
00:06:47,252 --> 00:06:48,751
and make 'em into

376
00:06:47,252 --> 00:06:48,751
today's home fries,

377
00:06:48,834 --> 00:06:51,039
and last night's fries

378
00:06:48,834 --> 00:06:51,039
were fantastic.

379
00:06:51,123 --> 00:06:53,246
Sounds delicious,

380
00:06:51,123 --> 00:06:53,246
but, uh, Gloria already cooked.

381
00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:54,703
Two poached eggs,

382
00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:54,703
chorizo,

383
00:06:54,786 --> 00:06:56,576
and a croissant

384
00:06:54,786 --> 00:06:56,576
with blackberry jam.

385
00:06:56,659 --> 00:06:57,867
Yes!

386
00:06:56,659 --> 00:06:57,867
Manny's favorite.

387
00:06:57,950 --> 00:06:59,698
Geez, why don't you just

388
00:06:57,950 --> 00:06:59,698
call him?

389
00:06:59,781 --> 00:07:01,738
I made it

390
00:06:59,781 --> 00:07:01,738
out of habit.

391
00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:03,694
But thankfully,

392
00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:03,694
Shorty loved it.

393
00:07:03,777 --> 00:07:05,859
Didn't you, Papi?

394
00:07:05,942 --> 00:07:07,982
Okay, I'll tell you what.

395
00:07:05,942 --> 00:07:07,982
Why don't you get out

396
00:07:05,942 --> 00:07:07,982
of those pajamas...

397
00:07:08,064 --> 00:07:10,479
What pajamas?

398
00:07:08,064 --> 00:07:10,479
and then come sit while I ...

399
00:07:08,064 --> 00:07:10,479
Those aren't pajamas?

400
00:07:10,562 --> 00:07:12,977
No. Actually, Gloria and I are

401
00:07:10,562 --> 00:07:12,977
gonna go to the farmer's market

402
00:07:13,059 --> 00:07:15,474
after we drop Joe off

403
00:07:13,059 --> 00:07:15,474
at school.

404
00:07:13,059 --> 00:07:15,474
Why?

405
00:07:15,557 --> 00:07:16,973
It's kind of

406
00:07:15,557 --> 00:07:16,973
work-related.

407
00:07:17,055 --> 00:07:19,678
Your friend has

408
00:07:17,055 --> 00:07:19,678
a very successful juice business

409
00:07:19,761 --> 00:07:20,844
in Costa Rica.

410
00:07:20,927 --> 00:07:22,800
They call me

411
00:07:20,927 --> 00:07:22,800
the Fruit King.

412
00:07:22,883 --> 00:07:24,715
They must have seen the outfit.

413
00:07:22,883 --> 00:07:24,715
I'll tell you what.

414
00:07:24,798 --> 00:07:26,504
I got a little thing

415
00:07:24,798 --> 00:07:26,504
this morning at the office.

416
00:07:26,588 --> 00:07:27,878
Why don't we meet

417
00:07:26,588 --> 00:07:27,878
back here at 1:00

418
00:07:27,962 --> 00:07:29,460
for a little

419
00:07:27,962 --> 00:07:29,460
best-friend catch-up? Deal?

420
00:07:29,543 --> 00:07:30,750
Deal.

421
00:07:29,543 --> 00:07:30,750
Sounds good.

422
00:07:30,834 --> 00:07:32,498
You know what

423
00:07:30,834 --> 00:07:32,498
doesn't sound good?

424
00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:35,370
One grown man calling another

425
00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:35,370
grown man his best friend.

426
00:07:35,454 --> 00:07:37,285
She doesn't get us.

427
00:07:35,454 --> 00:07:37,285
See you, buddy.

428
00:07:38,451 --> 00:07:40,032
What is that?

429
00:07:40,115 --> 00:07:41,573
Crostini

430
00:07:40,115 --> 00:07:41,573
with edamame puree.

431
00:07:41,656 --> 00:07:44,028
Pepper says anyone

432
00:07:41,656 --> 00:07:44,028
who's still doing tomato-basil

433
00:07:44,111 --> 00:07:45,652
missed the boat,

434
00:07:44,111 --> 00:07:45,652
or should have.

435
00:07:45,735 --> 00:07:47,358
Hey, Lionel,

436
00:07:45,735 --> 00:07:47,358
you don't have to eat

437
00:07:47,442 --> 00:07:48,941
that stuff

438
00:07:47,442 --> 00:07:48,941
they brought for you.

439
00:07:49,023 --> 00:07:51,146
We ... We won't tell.

440
00:07:49,023 --> 00:07:51,146
Ch... Pop a Cheeto. Be a kid.

441
00:07:51,229 --> 00:07:52,562
But the guys

442
00:07:51,229 --> 00:07:52,562
went to the trouble

443
00:07:52,645 --> 00:07:53,976
of making Rosa

444
00:07:52,645 --> 00:07:53,976
make this for me.

445
00:07:54,060 --> 00:07:55,142
I should finish it.

446
00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:56,808
Hey, Lionel, heads up.

447
00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:56,808
Catch.

448
00:07:56,891 --> 00:07:58,347
No, thank you.

449
00:07:58,431 --> 00:08:00,220
Pepper and Ronaldo don't allow

450
00:07:58,431 --> 00:08:00,220
ball play in the house.

451
00:08:00,304 --> 00:08:03,467
Well, you aren't

452
00:08:00,304 --> 00:08:03,467
at Pepper and Ronaldo's house.

453
00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:05,424
This is

454
00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:05,424
a fun house.

455
00:08:05,507 --> 00:08:06,881
Yeah, that's what

456
00:08:05,507 --> 00:08:06,881
they call it.

457
00:08:06,963 --> 00:08:08,337
Well, now I feel like

458
00:08:06,963 --> 00:08:08,337
throwing something,

459
00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:10,169
so, hey, Lionel,

460
00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:10,169
heads up. Catch.

461
00:08:11,918 --> 00:08:13,998
Uh, I'm sorry.

462
00:08:14,081 --> 00:08:16,621
I told Pepper I couldn't move

463
00:08:14,081 --> 00:08:16,621
my arms in this jacket,

464
00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:18,369
but he said,

465
00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:18,369
"Fit over function."

466
00:08:18,452 --> 00:08:19,660
No, you know what?

467
00:08:18,452 --> 00:08:19,660
I-It's fine.

468
00:08:18,452 --> 00:08:19,660
It's fine.

469
00:08:19,743 --> 00:08:21,074
Things break.

470
00:08:19,743 --> 00:08:21,074
I'll pay for it.

471
00:08:21,158 --> 00:08:22,573
No, you won't.

472
00:08:21,158 --> 00:08:22,573
We got it for free

473
00:08:22,657 --> 00:08:24,530
when we opened a credit card

474
00:08:22,657 --> 00:08:24,530
at the gas station.

475
00:08:24,613 --> 00:08:26,903
I insist. I have

476
00:08:24,613 --> 00:08:26,903
traveler's checks in my bag.

477
00:08:26,985 --> 00:08:28,276
No, Lionel,

478
00:08:26,985 --> 00:08:28,276
it's f... okay.

479
00:08:28,359 --> 00:08:29,816
No, you know what,

480
00:08:28,359 --> 00:08:29,816
this is upsetting me.

481
00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,439
He dresses the way

482
00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,439
they tell him to dress.

483
00:08:31,523 --> 00:08:32,897
He eats what

484
00:08:31,523 --> 00:08:32,897
they tell him to eat.

485
00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:34,520
I know. They control

486
00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:34,520
his every move,

487
00:08:34,603 --> 00:08:37,017
and he clearly feels pressured

488
00:08:34,603 --> 00:08:37,017
to go along with it.

489
00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,432
That's probably

490
00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,432
why he keeps telling me

491
00:08:38,516 --> 00:08:39,972
how lucky I am

492
00:08:38,516 --> 00:08:39,972
to live here.

493
00:08:40,055 --> 00:08:42,637
He said that?

494
00:08:40,055 --> 00:08:42,637
Wh... Why didn't you tell us?

495
00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:44,967
You guys don't leave

496
00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:44,967
a lot of space to jump

497
00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:44,967
into your conversat...

498
00:08:45,050 --> 00:08:46,341
You know

499
00:08:45,050 --> 00:08:46,341
what this is, Cam?

500
00:08:46,424 --> 00:08:47,840
He's obviously

501
00:08:46,424 --> 00:08:47,840
jealous of Lily

502
00:08:47,922 --> 00:08:50,170
because we allow her to be a kid

503
00:08:47,922 --> 00:08:50,170
and have fun.

504
00:08:50,254 --> 00:08:51,669
Imagine how jealous

505
00:08:50,254 --> 00:08:51,669
he'll be

506
00:08:51,753 --> 00:08:54,041
when he finds out about

507
00:08:51,753 --> 00:08:54,041
my horseback-riding lessons.

508
00:08:54,125 --> 00:08:55,499
Let it go.

509
00:08:54,125 --> 00:08:55,499
We're not doing that.

510
00:08:57,455 --> 00:08:58,662
You know what

511
00:08:57,455 --> 00:08:58,662
I'm in the mood for?

512
00:08:58,746 --> 00:09:00,494
And I know it sounds crazy,

513
00:08:58,746 --> 00:09:00,494
but waffles.

514
00:09:00,577 --> 00:09:01,493
What the hell?

515
00:09:01,576 --> 00:09:02,700
You're right.

516
00:09:02,783 --> 00:09:04,406
You keep me

517
00:09:02,783 --> 00:09:04,406
from flying too high.

518
00:09:04,490 --> 00:09:06,238
"Happy early birthday,

519
00:09:04,490 --> 00:09:06,238
Mom.

520
00:09:06,321 --> 00:09:08,527
Love, Alex and Ben."

521
00:09:06,321 --> 00:09:08,527
Oh, my God.

522
00:09:08,611 --> 00:09:10,359
I know. Your birthday

523
00:09:08,611 --> 00:09:10,359
isn't for six months.

524
00:09:10,442 --> 00:09:12,398
No, Phil!

525
00:09:12,482 --> 00:09:13,564
Oh.

526
00:09:13,647 --> 00:09:15,854
Ew.

527
00:09:13,647 --> 00:09:15,854
Mm.

528
00:09:15,936 --> 00:09:17,727
Hey, guys. Cool painting.

529
00:09:15,936 --> 00:09:17,727
Who did it?

530
00:09:17,810 --> 00:09:19,183
Alex and Ben.

531
00:09:19,266 --> 00:09:21,098
Oh, I think I heard them

532
00:09:19,266 --> 00:09:21,098
making it last night.

533
00:09:21,181 --> 00:09:22,680
She kept saying

534
00:09:21,181 --> 00:09:22,680
he was doing it wrong,

535
00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:24,136
but it looks good

536
00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:24,136
to me.

537
00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:26,384
I mean, I don't know anything

538
00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:26,384
about art,

539
00:09:26,468 --> 00:09:28,216
but... I know

540
00:09:26,468 --> 00:09:28,216
what I like.

541
00:09:28,299 --> 00:09:30,005
Oh.

542
00:09:30,089 --> 00:09:31,920
I make one comment

543
00:09:30,089 --> 00:09:31,920
about Ben's mommy,

544
00:09:32,003 --> 00:09:33,419
and Alex does this.

545
00:09:33,502 --> 00:09:35,042
It's aggressive.

546
00:09:35,125 --> 00:09:37,457
I remember when she made

547
00:09:35,125 --> 00:09:37,457
a turkey with her handprint.

548
00:09:37,540 --> 00:09:39,371
She's just trying to get

549
00:09:37,540 --> 00:09:39,371
some sort of reaction

550
00:09:39,455 --> 00:09:40,704
out of me,

551
00:09:39,455 --> 00:09:40,704
isn't she?

552
00:09:40,787 --> 00:09:42,202
But you're not gonna

553
00:09:40,787 --> 00:09:42,202
take the bait, right?

554
00:09:42,285 --> 00:09:43,908
- You're bigger than that.

555
00:09:42,285 --> 00:09:43,908
- I don't know, Phil.

556
00:09:43,991 --> 00:09:45,864
This is ... This is

557
00:09:43,991 --> 00:09:45,864
very disrespectful.

558
00:09:45,948 --> 00:09:47,862
I think she needs to be

559
00:09:45,948 --> 00:09:47,862
taken down a peg.

560
00:09:47,946 --> 00:09:50,527
So then, you'll just sit

561
00:09:47,946 --> 00:09:50,527
her down and talk to her, right?

562
00:09:50,610 --> 00:09:51,900
I could do that,

563
00:09:51,983 --> 00:09:55,355
maybe over dinner

564
00:09:51,983 --> 00:09:55,355
with her and Ben...

565
00:09:55,439 --> 00:09:57,353
There you go.

566
00:09:55,439 --> 00:09:57,353
I'm proud of you.

567
00:09:57,437 --> 00:09:59,850
a dinner

568
00:09:57,437 --> 00:09:59,850
no one will soon forget.

569
00:09:59,934 --> 00:10:00,974
Fine.

570
00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:03,181
But know that

571
00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:03,181
I'm having a waffle.

572
00:10:03,264 --> 00:10:05,720
This is what you're doing

573
00:10:03,264 --> 00:10:05,720
to our family!

574
00:10:07,677 --> 00:10:08,883
Stop.

575
00:10:08,966 --> 00:10:11,673
You know the rules.

576
00:10:08,966 --> 00:10:11,673
Helmet.

577
00:10:13,796 --> 00:10:15,710
Off with you.

578
00:10:15,794 --> 00:10:17,708
Shorty,

579
00:10:15,794 --> 00:10:17,708
you're kidding.

580
00:10:17,792 --> 00:10:19,540
I never joke

581
00:10:17,792 --> 00:10:19,540
when it comes to fruit.

582
00:10:19,623 --> 00:10:22,703
That miracle in your hand

583
00:10:19,623 --> 00:10:22,703
is a half plum, half apricot.

584
00:10:22,787 --> 00:10:25,075
There was a time they could only

585
00:10:22,787 --> 00:10:25,075
accomplish that in juice.

586
00:10:25,159 --> 00:10:27,240
Oh.

587
00:10:25,159 --> 00:10:27,240
Jay.

588
00:10:27,323 --> 00:10:30,154
Oh, sorry,

589
00:10:27,323 --> 00:10:30,154
I kind of lost track of time.

590
00:10:30,237 --> 00:10:31,444
Hey, no worries.

591
00:10:31,528 --> 00:10:33,692
Who among us

592
00:10:31,528 --> 00:10:33,692
hasn't blown off his best friend

593
00:10:33,776 --> 00:10:37,022
he hasn't seen in four years

594
00:10:33,776 --> 00:10:37,022
to go fruit shopping?

595
00:10:37,105 --> 00:10:40,519
Sounds like somebody could use

596
00:10:37,105 --> 00:10:40,519
a Pomegrapefruit Blast.

597
00:10:40,602 --> 00:10:42,183
Blast means "yogurt."

598
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,181
You've been spending

599
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,181
too much time in the jungle.

600
00:10:44,265 --> 00:10:46,179
What you need is

601
00:10:44,265 --> 00:10:46,179
a little civilization.

602
00:10:46,263 --> 00:10:47,512
Let's go bowling.

603
00:10:47,595 --> 00:10:49,260
Well, I would love to,

604
00:10:47,595 --> 00:10:49,260
but, uh...

605
00:10:49,343 --> 00:10:51,299
I kind of want to take a nap

606
00:10:49,343 --> 00:10:51,299
before we go to the theater.

607
00:10:52,757 --> 00:10:54,421
Um, you're taking Shorty

608
00:10:52,757 --> 00:10:54,421
to the theater?

609
00:10:54,505 --> 00:10:55,754
Ah, yes.

610
00:10:55,836 --> 00:10:57,210
I got the tickets

611
00:10:55,836 --> 00:10:57,210
for me and Manny,

612
00:10:57,293 --> 00:11:00,749
but he can't go,

613
00:10:57,293 --> 00:11:00,749
and Shorty loves "Wicked."

614
00:11:00,831 --> 00:11:03,870
He thinks he's a Galinda

615
00:11:00,831 --> 00:11:03,870
and his brother an Elphaba.

616
00:11:03,953 --> 00:11:05,202
You know what you're doing,

617
00:11:03,953 --> 00:11:05,202
don't you?

618
00:11:05,285 --> 00:11:06,867
You're turning Shorty

619
00:11:05,285 --> 00:11:06,867
into Manny.

620
00:11:06,950 --> 00:11:08,616
Stop hogging

621
00:11:06,950 --> 00:11:08,616
my best friend!

622
00:11:08,699 --> 00:11:10,821
Okay, if you're so upset,

623
00:11:08,699 --> 00:11:10,821
then you can take him.

624
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,612
But stop saying

625
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,612
"best friend."

626
00:11:12,695 --> 00:11:14,443
You're too old

627
00:11:12,695 --> 00:11:14,443
to be using that word.

628
00:11:14,526 --> 00:11:16,108
Hannah from Montana

629
00:11:14,526 --> 00:11:16,108
has a best friend.

630
00:11:16,191 --> 00:11:17,315
You don't.

631
00:11:17,398 --> 00:11:18,938
At least my best friend

632
00:11:17,398 --> 00:11:18,938
isn't my son.

633
00:11:21,394 --> 00:11:22,809
I'm your best friend,

634
00:11:21,394 --> 00:11:22,809
Mom?

635
00:11:22,892 --> 00:11:24,141
Yes, Papi.

636
00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:27,388
You are the son

637
00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:27,388
that he's talking about.

638
00:11:28,803 --> 00:11:31,009
Look, if he said

639
00:11:28,803 --> 00:11:31,009
Lily's lucky to be here,

640
00:11:31,093 --> 00:11:33,382
then he's clearly unhappy

641
00:11:31,093 --> 00:11:33,382
at Pepper and Ronaldo's.

642
00:11:33,466 --> 00:11:35,047
I mean,

643
00:11:33,466 --> 00:11:35,047
w-what kid wouldn't be?

644
00:11:35,130 --> 00:11:36,878
I mean,

645
00:11:35,130 --> 00:11:36,878
that house is so sterile.

646
00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:38,711
Do you remember

647
00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:38,711
when Pepper got mad at me

648
00:11:38,793 --> 00:11:39,959
and he

649
00:11:38,793 --> 00:11:39,959
laid down plastic

650
00:11:40,042 --> 00:11:41,541
before throwing a drink

651
00:11:40,042 --> 00:11:41,541
in my face?

652
00:11:41,624 --> 00:11:43,164
So then,

653
00:11:41,624 --> 00:11:43,164
we have to say something.

654
00:11:43,247 --> 00:11:45,370
I mean, we're their friends.

655
00:11:43,247 --> 00:11:45,370
We're experienced parents.

656
00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:47,493
There's ... There's still time

657
00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:47,493
for them to change.

658
00:11:47,577 --> 00:11:48,783
No,

659
00:11:47,577 --> 00:11:48,783
it's not our place.

660
00:11:48,866 --> 00:11:50,407
Let's just, you know,

661
00:11:48,866 --> 00:11:50,407
stay out of it.

662
00:11:50,490 --> 00:11:52,197
They keep

663
00:11:50,490 --> 00:11:52,197
their door unlocked?

664
00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,695
That's the upside of not having

665
00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,695
anything worth stealing.

666
00:11:54,777 --> 00:11:56,318
You're terrible parents.

667
00:11:56,401 --> 00:11:58,149
Okay, so, I guess

668
00:11:56,401 --> 00:11:58,149
we are saying something.

669
00:11:58,232 --> 00:11:59,273
All right.

670
00:11:59,356 --> 00:12:00,647
Time for

671
00:11:59,356 --> 00:12:00,647
some tough love, boys.

672
00:12:00,729 --> 00:12:02,145
Oh, goodness,

673
00:12:00,729 --> 00:12:02,145
we feared you two

674
00:12:02,228 --> 00:12:03,352
might be into

675
00:12:02,228 --> 00:12:03,352
that sort of thing,

676
00:12:03,436 --> 00:12:04,892
but we're

677
00:12:03,436 --> 00:12:04,892
gonna have to pass.

678
00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:06,807
Oh, you can't possibly think

679
00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:06,807
that's what he meant.

680
00:12:06,890 --> 00:12:08,264
No,

681
00:12:06,890 --> 00:12:08,264
I'm deflecting!

682
00:12:08,347 --> 00:12:10,928
I feel the sickening threat

683
00:12:08,347 --> 00:12:10,928
of brutal honesty,

684
00:12:11,011 --> 00:12:13,051
and I'm

685
00:12:11,011 --> 00:12:13,051
wildly uncomfortable.

686
00:12:13,134 --> 00:12:14,633
Okay, well,

687
00:12:13,134 --> 00:12:14,633
here goes.

688
00:12:14,715 --> 00:12:16,755
We think it's great

689
00:12:14,715 --> 00:12:16,755
that you adopted Lionel, but ...

690
00:12:18,129 --> 00:12:19,211
Okay, a little early

691
00:12:18,129 --> 00:12:19,211
for that reaction.

692
00:12:19,295 --> 00:12:20,669
I haven't even

693
00:12:19,295 --> 00:12:20,669
gotten to say,

694
00:12:20,751 --> 00:12:22,791
"Stop imposing your fancy ways

695
00:12:20,751 --> 00:12:22,791
on that poor child."

696
00:12:22,874 --> 00:12:24,498
And hit it.

697
00:12:24,581 --> 00:12:25,746
Look, we have been at

698
00:12:24,581 --> 00:12:25,746
this parenting thing

699
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,203
for a while now,

700
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,203
and...

701
00:12:27,287 --> 00:12:29,825
Yeah,

702
00:12:27,287 --> 00:12:29,825
and Lily is such a delight!

703
00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:32,989
Sorry, I'm gonna be

704
00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:32,989
lashing out for a bit.

705
00:12:33,072 --> 00:12:35,112
Anyway, um,

706
00:12:33,072 --> 00:12:35,112
part of parenting

707
00:12:35,195 --> 00:12:37,901
is exposing your children

708
00:12:35,195 --> 00:12:37,901
to things that you value.

709
00:12:37,984 --> 00:12:40,315
You know, art and culture

710
00:12:37,984 --> 00:12:40,315
and good food ...

711
00:12:40,399 --> 00:12:42,022
That's exactly

712
00:12:40,399 --> 00:12:42,022
what we're doing.

713
00:12:42,105 --> 00:12:45,185
But it's also about letting them

714
00:12:42,105 --> 00:12:45,185
figure out who they are,

715
00:12:45,269 --> 00:12:47,225
doing things

716
00:12:45,269 --> 00:12:47,225
that they want to do

717
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,474
even though

718
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,474
you don't like 'em.

719
00:12:48,557 --> 00:12:50,139
Yeah,

720
00:12:48,557 --> 00:12:50,139
he's a kid.

721
00:12:50,222 --> 00:12:52,927
He doesn't want opera at bedtime

722
00:12:50,222 --> 00:12:52,927
and caviar on his eggs.

723
00:12:53,011 --> 00:12:55,674
He ... He wants to play ball

724
00:12:53,011 --> 00:12:55,674
and eat Cheetos.

725
00:12:55,758 --> 00:12:58,631
Well, I did see him spit

726
00:12:55,758 --> 00:12:58,631
some sashimi into a napkin,

727
00:12:58,713 --> 00:13:01,044
but I hoped he was just

728
00:12:58,713 --> 00:13:01,044
worried about his weight.

729
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,543
You know what,

730
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,543
let's get outside.

731
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,543
Yes.

732
00:13:02,627 --> 00:13:04,749
Let's go do something fun

733
00:13:02,627 --> 00:13:04,749
and show Lionel

734
00:13:04,832 --> 00:13:07,413
that it ... that it's okay

735
00:13:04,832 --> 00:13:07,413
to be a kid with you guys.

736
00:13:07,497 --> 00:13:09,120
What do you say?

737
00:13:07,497 --> 00:13:09,120
Yeah.

738
00:13:09,203 --> 00:13:10,909
Get in there.

739
00:13:09,203 --> 00:13:10,909
It's fine.

740
00:13:10,993 --> 00:13:12,533
Okay.

741
00:13:18,527 --> 00:13:20,691
And from what fromagerie ...

742
00:13:20,774 --> 00:13:24,521
You're from Lubbock, Texas.

743
00:13:20,774 --> 00:13:24,521
You son of a bitch!

744
00:13:27,809 --> 00:13:28,933
I can't believe

745
00:13:27,809 --> 00:13:28,933
no one told me

746
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,182
kickball is performed

747
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,182
on grass.

748
00:13:30,265 --> 00:13:32,679
I can barely stand

749
00:13:30,265 --> 00:13:32,679
Shakespeare in a park.

750
00:13:32,762 --> 00:13:34,386
This is not great

751
00:13:32,762 --> 00:13:34,386
for your people.

752
00:13:34,470 --> 00:13:36,343
Okay, Lionel,

753
00:13:34,470 --> 00:13:36,343
bring me home.

754
00:13:36,426 --> 00:13:37,467
You got this.

755
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,506
Yes, I do, sir.

756
00:13:39,590 --> 00:13:41,379
All right.

757
00:13:41,463 --> 00:13:42,961
Yeah!

758
00:13:43,044 --> 00:13:44,917
Oh, my God,

759
00:13:43,044 --> 00:13:44,917
what is happening?

760
00:13:43,044 --> 00:13:44,917
Hit him!

761
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:45,958
Pepper, hit him!

762
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:45,958
Oh!

763
00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:47,498
Hit Cam!

764
00:13:47,582 --> 00:13:50,619
Oh, my! You can't possibly think

765
00:13:47,582 --> 00:13:50,619
that's what he meant.

766
00:13:50,703 --> 00:13:51,910
Oh!

767
00:13:50,703 --> 00:13:51,910
Give me that.

768
00:13:51,993 --> 00:13:53,159
Give me that.

769
00:13:51,993 --> 00:13:53,159
Okay.

770
00:13:53,242 --> 00:13:55,656
I was skeptical

771
00:13:53,242 --> 00:13:55,656
at first

772
00:13:55,739 --> 00:13:58,071
because orange

773
00:13:55,739 --> 00:13:58,071
is so over right now,

774
00:13:58,154 --> 00:13:59,652
but I love it.

775
00:13:59,735 --> 00:14:01,151
You like it, too,

776
00:13:59,735 --> 00:14:01,151
Pepper?

777
00:14:01,234 --> 00:14:02,483
Mm, wonderful.

778
00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:04,148
I haven't seen

779
00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:04,148
this much artificial color

780
00:14:04,231 --> 00:14:06,313
since Ted Turner got his hands

781
00:14:04,231 --> 00:14:06,313
on "Casablanca."

782
00:14:06,396 --> 00:14:08,144
Your grandparents

783
00:14:06,396 --> 00:14:08,144
grew up in a trailer.

784
00:14:08,227 --> 00:14:09,560
I hate you.

785
00:14:09,642 --> 00:14:10,724
All right,

786
00:14:09,642 --> 00:14:10,724
who's up next?

787
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,140
Pepper!

788
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,140
Pepper!

789
00:14:12,223 --> 00:14:14,430
Oh. How many scenes

790
00:14:12,223 --> 00:14:14,430
does kickball have?

791
00:14:14,513 --> 00:14:16,178
You can do it,

792
00:14:14,513 --> 00:14:16,178
Peppercito!

793
00:14:16,261 --> 00:14:17,884
Remember,

794
00:14:16,261 --> 00:14:17,884
it's just like dancing.

795
00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:19,175
Dancing.

796
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:21,797
And five, six,

797
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:21,797
seven, eight, kick!

798
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:22,921
Oh!

799
00:14:23,004 --> 00:14:24,627
Oh!

800
00:14:23,004 --> 00:14:24,627
Pepper!

801
00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:26,251
Ohh!

802
00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:26,251
Oh, I'm hurt!

803
00:14:26,334 --> 00:14:27,707
I'm really hurt!

804
00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:30,039
Oh, if you two had any money,

805
00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:30,039
I'd sue you.

806
00:14:30,122 --> 00:14:31,496
Mi amor, it's okay.

807
00:14:31,578 --> 00:14:33,618
It's not okay.

808
00:14:33,701 --> 00:14:37,115
I'm out in the wild,

809
00:14:33,701 --> 00:14:37,115
schvitzing like a line cook.

810
00:14:37,198 --> 00:14:39,904
It's one humiliation

811
00:14:37,198 --> 00:14:39,904
after the next!

812
00:14:39,987 --> 00:14:43,192
Lionel, sweetheart, I want

813
00:14:39,987 --> 00:14:43,192
to be the father you need,

814
00:14:43,276 --> 00:14:45,190
but this is not me.

815
00:14:45,274 --> 00:14:50,019
I hate sports and nature

816
00:14:45,274 --> 00:14:50,019
and ... and sherbet ...

817
00:14:50,102 --> 00:14:52,392
God,

818
00:14:50,102 --> 00:14:52,392
do I hate sherbet!

819
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:56,928
There's ice cream and sorbet

820
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:56,928
and nothing in between.

821
00:14:57,012 --> 00:14:59,385
Just so you know,

822
00:14:57,012 --> 00:14:59,385
I don't care about kickball

823
00:14:59,468 --> 00:15:01,590
or Popsicles

824
00:14:59,468 --> 00:15:01,590
or any of that stuff.

825
00:15:01,673 --> 00:15:03,089
I like

826
00:15:01,673 --> 00:15:03,089
how we live.

827
00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:04,795
You do?

828
00:15:04,879 --> 00:15:06,793
Lionel, don't feel pressured to

829
00:15:04,879 --> 00:15:06,793
say that if you don't mean it.

830
00:15:06,877 --> 00:15:08,209
I mean it.

831
00:15:08,292 --> 00:15:09,999
Backgammon in the study,

832
00:15:08,292 --> 00:15:09,999
cheese from France,

833
00:15:10,082 --> 00:15:12,247
not a cheetah

834
00:15:10,082 --> 00:15:12,247
in sunglasses.

835
00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:14,161
Lionel,

836
00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:14,161
you're melting my heart.

837
00:15:14,245 --> 00:15:16,118
Mine, too,

838
00:15:14,245 --> 00:15:16,118
you perfect boy.

839
00:15:16,201 --> 00:15:18,407
What made you think

840
00:15:16,201 --> 00:15:18,407
I didn't like our life?

841
00:15:20,779 --> 00:15:22,736
Well, now, see...

842
00:15:22,819 --> 00:15:24,942
They were forcing you to,

843
00:15:22,819 --> 00:15:24,942
and it just seemed to us...

844
00:15:22,819 --> 00:15:24,942
It seemed to us...

845
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,940
You told Lily that she was lucky

846
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,940
to live with us.

847
00:15:27,023 --> 00:15:28,106
Remember?

848
00:15:28,189 --> 00:15:29,604
I was trying

849
00:15:28,189 --> 00:15:29,604
to make her feel better.

850
00:15:29,687 --> 00:15:31,478
I got so much,

851
00:15:29,687 --> 00:15:31,478
and she got...

852
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,059
They give her haircuts

853
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,059
at home.

854
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,889
Okay,

855
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,889
I took a class.

856
00:15:35,973 --> 00:15:37,846
They wouldn't even let her

857
00:15:35,973 --> 00:15:37,846
take horseback-riding lessons.

858
00:15:37,929 --> 00:15:39,844
Because it's dangerous.

859
00:15:37,929 --> 00:15:39,844
Because it's dangerous.

860
00:15:39,927 --> 00:15:42,716
Or is it because you

861
00:15:39,927 --> 00:15:42,716
have to drive me across

862
00:15:39,927 --> 00:15:42,716
town at 7:00 a.m.?

863
00:15:42,799 --> 00:15:44,505
I thought good parents

864
00:15:44,589 --> 00:15:47,212
were supposed to do things

865
00:15:44,589 --> 00:15:47,212
their kids want to do?

866
00:15:47,295 --> 00:15:49,001
Okay, well,

867
00:15:47,295 --> 00:15:49,001
it's not not dangerous,

868
00:15:49,085 --> 00:15:50,833
and she's also

869
00:15:49,085 --> 00:15:50,833
too young, so...

870
00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:52,497
Cam, come on.

871
00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:52,497
The jig's up.

872
00:15:52,581 --> 00:15:55,162
Yes, Lily, we were ...

873
00:15:52,581 --> 00:15:55,162
we were being selfish, okay?

874
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:56,743
You can have

875
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:56,743
your lessons.

876
00:15:56,827 --> 00:15:58,201
Thank you.

877
00:15:58,284 --> 00:16:00,199
Can I take horseback-riding

878
00:15:58,284 --> 00:16:00,199
lessons with her, too?

879
00:16:00,282 --> 00:16:01,613
Anything you want.

880
00:16:01,697 --> 00:16:03,820
You can swing by

881
00:16:01,697 --> 00:16:03,820
and pick him up on your way.

882
00:16:05,402 --> 00:16:07,400
Hey, there.

883
00:16:07,482 --> 00:16:09,564
Hi, honey.

884
00:16:07,482 --> 00:16:09,564
How are you?

885
00:16:09,647 --> 00:16:11,396
Mwah!

886
00:16:09,647 --> 00:16:11,396
Good.

887
00:16:11,478 --> 00:16:14,767
Well,

888
00:16:11,478 --> 00:16:14,767
you seem less scary.

889
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:16,391
Does this mean we're gonna have

890
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:16,391
a nice, pleasant dinner

891
00:16:16,473 --> 00:16:18,056
with our daughter

892
00:16:16,473 --> 00:16:18,056
and her boyfriend?

893
00:16:18,139 --> 00:16:19,554
Hey, give me

894
00:16:18,139 --> 00:16:19,554
a little credit.

895
00:16:19,637 --> 00:16:21,593
I worked so hard

896
00:16:19,637 --> 00:16:21,593
all day

897
00:16:21,677 --> 00:16:25,382
just to make sure

898
00:16:21,677 --> 00:16:25,382
I got everything ready.

899
00:16:25,464 --> 00:16:27,130
Oh, come on!

900
00:16:27,213 --> 00:16:29,835
You have got

901
00:16:27,213 --> 00:16:29,835
to be kidding me.

902
00:16:29,919 --> 00:16:32,167
Well, it turns out Speedy Frame

903
00:16:29,919 --> 00:16:32,167
really lives up to its name.

904
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:33,706
We're here!

905
00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:36,495
Claire, I got you

906
00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:36,495
a bottle of pi... No!

907
00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:38,119
Oh, good,

908
00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:38,119
you got our gift.

909
00:16:38,202 --> 00:16:39,617
You gave it

910
00:16:38,202 --> 00:16:39,617
to them?

911
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,948
Don't freak out, babe.

912
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,948
That's exactly what she wants.

913
00:16:42,032 --> 00:16:44,570
Wow, Mom,

914
00:16:42,032 --> 00:16:44,570
I really love it there.

915
00:16:44,654 --> 00:16:46,319
Me too.

916
00:16:46,319 --> 00:16:48,566
Sex painting on the wall

917
00:16:46,319 --> 00:16:48,566
means Alex was in her head.

918
00:16:48,650 --> 00:16:51,023
And I wasn't planning on leaving

919
00:16:48,650 --> 00:16:51,023
anytime soon.

920
00:16:51,106 --> 00:16:52,937
I don't know

921
00:16:51,106 --> 00:16:52,937
where that came from.

922
00:16:53,021 --> 00:16:54,228
More green beans?

923
00:16:54,311 --> 00:16:56,309
Oh, yes.

924
00:16:54,311 --> 00:16:56,309
Don't mind if I do.

925
00:16:56,393 --> 00:16:58,973
I have to admit,

926
00:16:56,393 --> 00:16:58,973
I feel slightly uncomfortable.

927
00:16:59,056 --> 00:17:00,554
Well,

928
00:16:59,056 --> 00:17:00,554
it's getting late.

929
00:17:00,638 --> 00:17:01,887
It's 7:30.

930
00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:04,385
So, Dad,

931
00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:04,385
how's work?

932
00:17:04,467 --> 00:17:06,174
No. We're not gonna sit here

933
00:17:04,467 --> 00:17:06,174
and pretend.

934
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:08,630
We're going to

935
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:08,630
talk about this.

936
00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:11,128
Your father's right.

937
00:17:11,211 --> 00:17:13,750
When I saw that painting,

938
00:17:11,211 --> 00:17:13,750
I thought...

939
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,623
you're too restrained.

940
00:17:15,706 --> 00:17:18,246
You two need

941
00:17:15,706 --> 00:17:18,246
to loosen up a little.

942
00:17:15,706 --> 00:17:18,246
That's not what I meant.

943
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:19,785
Oh, no, no, no.

944
00:17:19,869 --> 00:17:23,157
I appreciate the advice,

945
00:17:19,869 --> 00:17:23,157
and that should be an easy fix

946
00:17:23,241 --> 00:17:25,654
now that I've come into my own

947
00:17:23,241 --> 00:17:25,654
with such a virile partner.

948
00:17:25,738 --> 00:17:27,320
Oh, my God.

949
00:17:27,402 --> 00:17:28,943
Okay,

950
00:17:27,402 --> 00:17:28,943
that is enough!

951
00:17:29,026 --> 00:17:30,691
Look what you're doing

952
00:17:29,026 --> 00:17:30,691
to this poor man,

953
00:17:30,774 --> 00:17:32,481
putting him in the middle

954
00:17:30,774 --> 00:17:32,481
of this twisted power struggle

955
00:17:32,564 --> 00:17:34,105
between

956
00:17:32,564 --> 00:17:34,105
the two of you!

957
00:17:34,188 --> 00:17:36,977
This is exactly what you

958
00:17:34,188 --> 00:17:36,977
and your dad always did to me.

959
00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:38,558
What are you

960
00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:38,558
talking about?

961
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,307
The first time

962
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,307
I met your dad,

963
00:17:40,389 --> 00:17:42,471
who did not approve of me,

964
00:17:40,389 --> 00:17:42,471
you kept kissing me.

965
00:17:42,554 --> 00:17:44,469
Or the first time

966
00:17:42,554 --> 00:17:44,469
we went away with your family

967
00:17:44,552 --> 00:17:46,343
to that cabin

968
00:17:44,552 --> 00:17:46,343
and you made all those noises.

969
00:17:46,425 --> 00:17:47,757
Th-That wasn't

970
00:17:46,425 --> 00:17:47,757
about that.

971
00:17:47,841 --> 00:17:49,922
Then where did those noises go,

972
00:17:47,841 --> 00:17:49,922
Claire?

973
00:17:50,005 --> 00:17:52,128
I will not stand here

974
00:17:50,005 --> 00:17:52,128
while you tear poor Ben down

975
00:17:52,212 --> 00:17:53,543
the way

976
00:17:52,212 --> 00:17:53,543
that Jay tore me down,

977
00:17:53,626 --> 00:17:54,875
and, Ben,

978
00:17:53,626 --> 00:17:54,875
were you blue or gold?

979
00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:56,915
I need to know.

980
00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:56,915
I was blue.

981
00:17:56,998 --> 00:17:58,955
I wanted

982
00:17:56,998 --> 00:17:58,955
to feel like an Avatar.

983
00:17:59,038 --> 00:18:01,328
Ben, I'm sorry.

984
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:03,076
Phil and Alex

985
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:03,076
are right.

986
00:18:03,159 --> 00:18:05,074
You don't deserve

987
00:18:03,159 --> 00:18:05,074
to be treated this way.

988
00:18:05,157 --> 00:18:06,613
Thank you, Claire.

989
00:18:05,157 --> 00:18:06,613
You know, I ...

990
00:18:06,697 --> 00:18:08,403
Not finished.

991
00:18:06,697 --> 00:18:08,403
I am doing to you...

992
00:18:06,697 --> 00:18:08,403
Oh.

993
00:18:08,486 --> 00:18:11,068
exactly what my father

994
00:18:08,486 --> 00:18:11,068
did to me and Phil.

995
00:18:11,151 --> 00:18:13,981
No one was good enough

996
00:18:11,151 --> 00:18:13,981
for his little girl, and...

997
00:18:15,105 --> 00:18:17,644
And I suppose nobody's

998
00:18:15,105 --> 00:18:17,644
good enough for mine.

999
00:18:17,727 --> 00:18:20,891
But, honey, I've been

1000
00:18:17,727 --> 00:18:20,891
where you are right now,

1001
00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:22,556
and I'm

1002
00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:22,556
the last person

1003
00:18:22,639 --> 00:18:24,720
who should be making it

1004
00:18:22,639 --> 00:18:24,720
harder for you.

1005
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,927
I'm... I'm so sorry.

1006
00:18:27,010 --> 00:18:29,632
And I'm sorry I left the sex

1007
00:18:27,010 --> 00:18:29,632
painting for you to find.

1008
00:18:29,715 --> 00:18:31,463
If it makes you

1009
00:18:29,715 --> 00:18:31,463
feel any better,

1010
00:18:31,547 --> 00:18:32,796
we faked it.

1011
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,460
Ben was so freaked out,

1012
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,460
he couldn't perform.

1013
00:18:34,544 --> 00:18:37,000
Doesn't make me feel

1014
00:18:34,544 --> 00:18:37,000
any better.

1015
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,082
That helps a lot.

1016
00:18:39,165 --> 00:18:45,117
♪ I do believe I have been

1017
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:48,281
I still don't understand

1018
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:48,281
why she's green.

1019
00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:11,216
They used to be so close.

1020
00:19:11,298 --> 00:19:13,047
You okay?

1021
00:19:13,131 --> 00:19:14,879
What happened to them?

1022
00:19:13,131 --> 00:19:14,879
I don't know.

1023
00:19:14,962 --> 00:19:16,543
I-I dozed off

1024
00:19:14,962 --> 00:19:16,543
for a couple of minutes.

1025
00:19:16,627 --> 00:19:18,375
Excuse me.

1026
00:19:16,627 --> 00:19:18,375
Excuse me.

1027
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,165
I'm sorry.

1028
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,165
Excuse me.

1029
00:19:20,249 --> 00:19:21,413
Damn it.

1030
00:19:21,497 --> 00:19:23,370
I should've sent Gloria.

1031
00:19:27,117 --> 00:19:28,948
Hey, fella.

1032
00:19:29,031 --> 00:19:32,237
What happened in there?

1033
00:19:32,319 --> 00:19:34,235
I'm a fraud, Jay.

1034
00:19:34,317 --> 00:19:35,441
I'm a damn fraud.

1035
00:19:35,524 --> 00:19:37,689
Come on.

1036
00:19:35,524 --> 00:19:37,689
We all cry at weird stuff.

1037
00:19:37,772 --> 00:19:40,229
For me, it's when boxers hug

1038
00:19:37,772 --> 00:19:40,229
after a fight.

1039
00:19:40,311 --> 00:19:41,768
It's not the crying

1040
00:19:40,311 --> 00:19:41,768
I'm worried about.

1041
00:19:41,852 --> 00:19:43,350
You were right.

1042
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,514
You said I would lose everything

1043
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,514
if I went to Costa Rica,

1044
00:19:45,598 --> 00:19:46,555
and I did.

1045
00:19:46,638 --> 00:19:47,846
What are you

1046
00:19:46,638 --> 00:19:47,846
talking about?

1047
00:19:47,929 --> 00:19:49,302
I-I-I thought you were

1048
00:19:47,929 --> 00:19:49,302
a big juice magnate.

1049
00:19:49,385 --> 00:19:51,508
Lies!

1050
00:19:49,385 --> 00:19:51,508
It's all lies, Jay!

1051
00:19:51,592 --> 00:19:53,298
I'm not no

1052
00:19:51,592 --> 00:19:53,298
juice magnate.

1053
00:19:53,381 --> 00:19:55,629
I had a juice stand,

1054
00:19:53,381 --> 00:19:55,629
and things were okay ...

1055
00:19:55,713 --> 00:19:57,961
until these monkeys

1056
00:19:55,713 --> 00:19:57,961
got a hold of my knives.

1057
00:19:58,044 --> 00:20:00,874
The lawyer says

1058
00:19:58,044 --> 00:20:00,874
I can't talk about it.

1059
00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:04,495
Then Darlene takes off

1060
00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:04,495
with this honcho in zip lines

1061
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:05,786
and leaves me.

1062
00:20:05,869 --> 00:20:07,909
That's why

1063
00:20:05,869 --> 00:20:07,909
I've been avoiding you.

1064
00:20:07,992 --> 00:20:09,615
I'm a disgusting loser!

1065
00:20:09,699 --> 00:20:10,906
Who are you

1066
00:20:09,699 --> 00:20:10,906
talking to?

1067
00:20:10,989 --> 00:20:12,571
You don't need

1068
00:20:10,989 --> 00:20:12,571
to be embarrassed.

1069
00:20:12,654 --> 00:20:14,360
But you said,

1070
00:20:12,654 --> 00:20:14,360
"Don't come crying to me

1071
00:20:14,444 --> 00:20:15,693
when it all turns

1072
00:20:14,444 --> 00:20:15,693
to hell

1073
00:20:15,776 --> 00:20:17,192
and I have to pick up

1074
00:20:15,776 --> 00:20:17,192
the pieces."

1075
00:20:17,274 --> 00:20:19,355
You said that!

1076
00:20:17,274 --> 00:20:19,355
It's just

1077
00:20:17,274 --> 00:20:19,355
what you say.

1078
00:20:19,439 --> 00:20:20,979
Of course I'm gonna

1079
00:20:19,439 --> 00:20:20,979
pick up the pieces.

1080
00:20:21,063 --> 00:20:22,145
What else would I do?

1081
00:20:22,227 --> 00:20:23,643
You're my best friend.

1082
00:20:23,726 --> 00:20:25,433
And you're my best friend,

1083
00:20:23,726 --> 00:20:25,433
damn it. Come on.

1084
00:20:26,973 --> 00:20:30,594
I'm better

1085
00:20:26,973 --> 00:20:30,594
because I knew you.

1086
00:20:30,678 --> 00:20:33,134
Best friends forever.

1087
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,797
Yeah, Gloria's right.

1088
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,797
I... I hear it now.

1089
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:42,666
Manny, open the door.

1090
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:42,666
I know you're in there.

1091
00:20:42,749 --> 00:20:44,165
Mom, what are you

1092
00:20:42,749 --> 00:20:44,165
doing here?

1093
00:20:44,247 --> 00:20:46,703
I know that you said

1094
00:20:44,247 --> 00:20:46,703
that you wanted your space,

1095
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:49,450
but it's so hard

1096
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:49,450
on me, okay?

1097
00:20:49,534 --> 00:20:51,823
So I want

1098
00:20:49,534 --> 00:20:51,823
a text message

1099
00:20:51,907 --> 00:20:54,654
at the end of every day

1100
00:20:51,907 --> 00:20:54,654
telling me that you're okay,

1101
00:20:54,737 --> 00:20:57,276
and three times a week,

1102
00:20:54,737 --> 00:20:57,276
a picture of your face

1103
00:20:57,359 --> 00:20:58,608
so that I can look

1104
00:20:57,359 --> 00:20:58,608
into your eyes

1105
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,149
and see if

1106
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,149
you're lying to me.

1107
00:21:00,231 --> 00:21:01,897
Mother, we texted

1108
00:21:00,231 --> 00:21:01,897
yesterday morning.

1109
00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:03,603
No, we didn't.

1110
00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:03,603
That was days ago.

1111
00:21:03,686 --> 00:21:05,518
Yesterday,

1112
00:21:03,686 --> 00:21:05,518
at 8:37 a.m.,

1113
00:21:05,601 --> 00:21:07,516
you asked if I got

1114
00:21:05,601 --> 00:21:07,516
your care package and said,

1115
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,514
"Don't tell Jay

1116
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,514
I gave you a sausage,"

1117
00:21:09,597 --> 00:21:11,054
then you accidentally

1118
00:21:09,597 --> 00:21:11,054
hit voice memo

1119
00:21:11,138 --> 00:21:13,760
and I heard you tell Stella

1120
00:21:11,138 --> 00:21:13,760
to go in the yard and die.

1121
00:21:13,843 --> 00:21:15,508
I'm sorry.

1122
00:21:15,591 --> 00:21:18,089
I just miss you.

1123
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:24,832
I guess

1124
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:24,832
it's not so terrible

1125
00:21:24,915 --> 00:21:27,162
if you stop on by

1126
00:21:24,915 --> 00:21:27,162
every now and then.

1127
00:21:30,243 --> 00:21:32,991
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