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Look at you, dressed like

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a girl. Why the change?

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Did the roller-derby team

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try to recruit you again?

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No.

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I have a date with Ben.

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You don't seem

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too excited about it.

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Well, I mean,

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he's really nice, and ...

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Got it.

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You're bored, and so am I.

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Break up.

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I mean, I just want to see

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what else is out there.

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Does that make me

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a bad person?

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Oh, my God.

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Are we still

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talking about this?

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I solved your problem.

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Today.

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Crowded restaurant

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so he doesn't make a scene.

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Just deep breath

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and say it.

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Fantastic news!

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Someone TP'd our house!

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Halloween fun

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is afoot.

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Dad, I really want

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to be excited for you,

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but Halloween?

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We're almost

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old enough to vote.

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Aaaaaahhh!

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Whoa!

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Got me!

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Worth it?

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Oh, what, you're too old

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for a little scare?

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The scariest thing is you could

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be a cheap pick-up line,

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two beers, and nine months away

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from being a grandparent,

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and you just risked

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asphyxiation in the fridge.

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It's not like we're taking you

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trick-or-treating.

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There are grown-up ways

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to enjoy Halloween.

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How about

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pumpkin-boat racing?

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Cam used to do it

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in Missouri.

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Take a giant pumpkin,

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cut the top off,

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gut it, hop in, sail away.

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Let's do it.

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I'm so married to this idea,

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it rolls its eyes

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when I make jokes in public.

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Take notes ... This might

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help you out with Ben later.

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Mom, Dad?

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You and Halloween have had

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some great times together.

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- Mm.

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- But it's over.

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You're way too old,

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and it's hard to look at.

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Wow, it really lines up.

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I see

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what's going on here.

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Thank God.

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I haven't communicated how big

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this pumpkin's gonna be.

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You guys know Clifford ...

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the Big Red Dog?

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We're not doing this.

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Plus, we all have dates.

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But ...

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I think they're past it.

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That was

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kinda harsh, huh?

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Oh, honey, don't take it

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too personally.

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Me? That was directed at you,

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fridge monster.

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You're the one

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who's obsessed with Halloween.

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Honey, you were the one

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who suggested

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getting a giant pumpkin

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and having us

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sail away in it

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like a family

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of cartoon mice.

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All pumpkins

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are giant to mice.

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There is no use in us arguing

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over who's more obsessed

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with a holiday

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that's behind us already.

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Way behind us.

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All right.

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I got to get going, honey.

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Yeah,

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have a good one.

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- Mwah!

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- Mwah!

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Great. Buh-bye.

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Mm-hmm, bye.

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Change of plans,

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fellas.

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Hop in the car.

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Well, well, well.

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You city folk

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sure are late risers.

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I guess your rooster

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has a snooze button.

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It's funny how you say

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the exact, same thing

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every morning.

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Since our contractor

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took a break

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from rehabbing kitchens

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to rehab a gambling problem...

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Yeah.

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Jay took over,

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and we've been staying here.

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It's been a lot of Dad,

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but it ... it just became

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too impractical

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to continue living at home.

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We're gonna use

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another coat of varnish.

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The fumes shouldn't be

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too noticeable.

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- Okay.

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- Okay. Oh, boy.

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Lily.

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Oh, gosh!

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Okay, she's down!

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It's been hard on us,

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living without a kitchen.

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It's been, uh, six weeks now

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since it burned down.

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Since you burned it down.

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Since I burned it down.

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And then maliciously

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made me think I did it

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and leveraged my guilt

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for your own selfish gain.

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Then maliciously

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made you think

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that you did it,

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and leveraged ...

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Honey, you got to stop

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beating yourself up.

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Okay.

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I was going to make

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Joe's oatmeal.

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Do you really have to use

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all five burners?

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Well, it is called

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Five Burner Meat Pie,

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and it's the traditional dish

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back at the Halloween festival,

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so it kinda makes me feel

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like I'm there.

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Mm.

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No oatmeal?

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Guess I could put

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my beard on now.

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Come over here!

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Ow!

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Look, I'm sorry,

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but the God I worship

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does not let his roots show,

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so...

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Two weeks ago,

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we invited Mitch and Cam

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to stay here.

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You invited them.

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It's been hard on us,

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but it's part of our

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Colombian heritage...

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Your heritage.

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to welcome family

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and to never

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kick them out,

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even when they might have

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some boundary issues.

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I'm heading back

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to the job site.

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Gonna let

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the guys knock off

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for a little

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liqu-or-treating.

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Well, that is how

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you manage...

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to stretch a job

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until Christmas.

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Okay, you need

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to go over there,

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find out how long

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this is gonna take.

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I want

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my kitchen back.

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Okay, uh, Dad?

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We appreciate

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all your hard work,

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but we're running

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a little past schedule.

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The job is done

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when the job is done.

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You want it faster,

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next time,

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burn down a bookshelf.

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Well, clearly, he doesn't

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know what he's doing

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and he's too proud

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to admit it.

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I know. I know.

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My breakfast

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is a LUNA Bar for women.

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Do something.

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They're family.

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What do you want me to do?

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You need to fire

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your father.

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Don't worry.

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I'll take care of it.

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Mitchell.

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I swear to God.

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Promise me

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you'll get rid of them.

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Okay.

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Make me believe it.

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I swear to you.

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I didn't have a date with a guy,

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but rather a date with Destiny.

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Destiny was the name

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of the casting director

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I was auditioning for.

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I saw an ad for backup singers

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on a cruise ship,

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and I knew it was fate.

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I have a killer voice,

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I love karaoke,

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and I'm great

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at partying on boats.

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Haley Dunphy?

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Ahoy!

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I speak "ship."

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Bon voyage, mateys.

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I crushed it.

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I even crushed

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the modesty after.

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"No, thank you

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for the chance to sing."

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Beth and Jessica...

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Bye.

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you guys stay.

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Haley,

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we'll be in touch.

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I had a good feeling

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about you two

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when I found out you were

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fellow Kappa sisters.

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Wait.

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You're all

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in the same sorority?

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Only the best sorority.

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Kappa Kappa Theta!

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Ooh, I wanna take ya ...

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Okay, okay.

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This is why everyone hates

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college graduates.

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I will walk out

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that door,

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but at least show me

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enough respect to admit

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that this decision had

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nothing to do with talent.

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Because everyone knows

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that I was the best.

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Well,

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that took a lot of guts.

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Come with me.

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Let's take a second look

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at your audition.

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'* Cause when I'm bad,

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See?

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I'm fantastic.

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Mm.

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Keep watching.

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Okay. I've seen enough.

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Oh, no, no, no.

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I had to sit through

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this whole thing.

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You will, too.

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("Last Dance" instrumental

305
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playing)

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You got to remember,

307
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this was the '60s.

308
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Competition in the closet game

309
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was fierce,

310
00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:04,283
everybody chasing after

311
00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:04,283
the next big storage idea.

312
00:06:04,366 --> 00:06:07,158
Historians remember this period

313
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as the "space race."

314
00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:08,033
Oh, Mitchell.

315
00:06:08,116 --> 00:06:09,033
Uh, Dad?

316
00:06:09,116 --> 00:06:10,283
Uh, I would like

317
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to see the kitchen.

318
00:06:10,366 --> 00:06:12,616
I'd like to think that drinking

319
00:06:10,366 --> 00:06:12,616
beer makes my hair grow back,

320
00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:13,616
but life ain't fair.

321
00:06:13,700 --> 00:06:15,408
Okay, uh,

322
00:06:13,700 --> 00:06:15,408
then w-we need to talk.

323
00:06:15,491 --> 00:06:16,575
You guys want

324
00:06:15,491 --> 00:06:16,575
to take it outside?

325
00:06:16,658 --> 00:06:18,408
I need a couple minutes

326
00:06:16,658 --> 00:06:18,408
with El Rojo.

327
00:06:19,658 --> 00:06:21,325
Rojo means "red."

328
00:06:21,408 --> 00:06:22,575
Yeah.

329
00:06:22,658 --> 00:06:24,575
I put things together quickly,

330
00:06:22,658 --> 00:06:24,575
unlike your workers,

331
00:06:24,658 --> 00:06:25,991
which is,

332
00:06:24,658 --> 00:06:25,991
uh, why I'm here.

333
00:06:26,075 --> 00:06:28,408
Um, Dad, if this is

334
00:06:26,075 --> 00:06:28,408
too much for you ...

335
00:06:26,075 --> 00:06:28,408
Now, wait a second.

336
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You're not here to fire me,

337
00:06:28,491 --> 00:06:29,741
are you?

338
00:06:29,825 --> 00:06:31,658
What? No. Pfft!

339
00:06:29,825 --> 00:06:31,658
That's a strong word.

340
00:06:31,741 --> 00:06:33,575
I've done enough axing

341
00:06:31,741 --> 00:06:33,575
in my time

342
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to recognize the look.

343
00:06:33,658 --> 00:06:35,533
Just do it.

344
00:06:35,616 --> 00:06:36,908
See, now,

345
00:06:35,616 --> 00:06:36,908
I was ... I was hoping

346
00:06:37,033 --> 00:06:38,241
this would be more

347
00:06:37,033 --> 00:06:38,241
of a conversation.

348
00:06:38,325 --> 00:06:40,116
Never been much

349
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for confrontation.

350
00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:43,033
You weren't engaged to a woman

351
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six months in law school

352
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because you were good

353
00:06:43,116 --> 00:06:44,783
at dropping the hammer.

354
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Didn't you guys

355
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get a cat together?

356
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Okay, you know?

357
00:06:46,450 --> 00:06:47,658
Y-Y-Yes!

358
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You're fired!

359
00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:48,825
Okay?

360
00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,491
You're an incompetent

361
00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,491
man-diva.

362
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The only thing

363
00:06:50,575 --> 00:06:51,575
you've ever built

364
00:06:51,658 --> 00:06:53,991
is a closet ...

365
00:06:51,658 --> 00:06:53,991
I.e. A box of air.

366
00:06:54,075 --> 00:06:55,283
So get out,

367
00:06:55,366 --> 00:06:56,283
and don't let the door

368
00:06:55,366 --> 00:06:56,283
hit you

369
00:06:56,366 --> 00:06:58,866
on your ample behind.

370
00:07:00,825 --> 00:07:01,783
Nicely done.

371
00:07:01,866 --> 00:07:03,950
Maybe an unnecessary shot

372
00:07:01,866 --> 00:07:03,950
at closets,

373
00:07:04,033 --> 00:07:06,616
particularly from someone

374
00:07:04,033 --> 00:07:06,616
who was in one for 22 years,

375
00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:07,616
but...

376
00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:07,616
Mm.

377
00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:09,616
Yeah, I get it.

378
00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:10,741
I'll just grab

379
00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:10,741
my stuff.

380
00:07:13,825 --> 00:07:16,283
Oh, my God.

381
00:07:13,825 --> 00:07:16,283
Dad, it's ... it's done!

382
00:07:16,366 --> 00:07:18,283
Yep.

383
00:07:16,366 --> 00:07:18,283
Well, why didn't you

384
00:07:16,366 --> 00:07:18,283
say something?

385
00:07:18,366 --> 00:07:20,658
Well, I saw you marching

386
00:07:18,366 --> 00:07:20,658
in here, loaded for bear.

387
00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:21,825
You don't usually

388
00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:21,825
go off on people,

389
00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:22,950
so I thought

390
00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:22,950
it'd be good for you.

391
00:07:23,033 --> 00:07:24,575
How'd it feel?

392
00:07:23,033 --> 00:07:24,575
I didn't love it.

393
00:07:24,658 --> 00:07:25,950
But this kitchen

394
00:07:24,658 --> 00:07:25,950
is amazing.

395
00:07:26,033 --> 00:07:27,325
I only got

396
00:07:26,033 --> 00:07:27,325
one more thing to do.

397
00:07:27,408 --> 00:07:29,241
I've got to seal glass

398
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in the door and hang it.

399
00:07:29,325 --> 00:07:30,700
Now, you want to go

400
00:07:29,325 --> 00:07:30,700
with the stain

401
00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:32,283
or the clear pane

402
00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:32,283
Cam picked?

403
00:07:32,366 --> 00:07:33,450
Hmm.

404
00:07:32,366 --> 00:07:33,450
You know what?

405
00:07:33,533 --> 00:07:35,200
I-I bought this

406
00:07:33,533 --> 00:07:35,200
at a flea market.

407
00:07:35,283 --> 00:07:36,450
They're not sure

408
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of the origin.

409
00:07:36,533 --> 00:07:39,033
It either came from

410
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a 17th-century Flemish cathedral

411
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that collapsed

412
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in an earthquake

413
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or a high-school production

414
00:07:40,658 --> 00:07:42,533
of "Nunsense."

415
00:07:42,616 --> 00:07:43,575
Oh, I do love this.

416
00:07:43,658 --> 00:07:45,616
Should ... Should I ask Cam

417
00:07:43,658 --> 00:07:45,616
if it's okay?

418
00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:46,908
You almost just fired

419
00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:46,908
your dad.

420
00:07:46,991 --> 00:07:48,491
You're not gonna go shy on me

421
00:07:46,991 --> 00:07:48,491
on this ...

422
00:07:48,575 --> 00:07:49,491
You know what?

423
00:07:49,575 --> 00:07:50,575
You're right.

424
00:07:50,658 --> 00:07:51,866
It's this glass.

425
00:07:51,950 --> 00:07:52,991
That's it.

426
00:07:51,950 --> 00:07:52,991
Hey?

427
00:07:53,075 --> 00:07:54,908
You want to help me

428
00:07:53,075 --> 00:07:54,908
finish this off,

429
00:07:54,991 --> 00:07:55,908
just the two of us?

430
00:07:55,991 --> 00:07:57,116
You know what?

431
00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,825
Yes.

432
00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,825
Yeah, I-I would.

433
00:07:58,908 --> 00:08:01,366
Let me just strap on

434
00:07:58,908 --> 00:08:01,366
this bad boy.

435
00:08:05,158 --> 00:08:06,616
So, all the tools

436
00:08:05,158 --> 00:08:06,616
have been laid out.

437
00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:07,825
What next?

438
00:08:10,450 --> 00:08:12,783
- Phil.

439
00:08:10,450 --> 00:08:12,783
- Hey, Carol.

440
00:08:12,866 --> 00:08:14,950
I just found out my kids

441
00:08:12,866 --> 00:08:14,950
did this to your yard,

442
00:08:15,033 --> 00:08:16,658
and we are so sorry.

443
00:08:16,741 --> 00:08:18,241
Don't be.

444
00:08:16,741 --> 00:08:18,241
It's Halloween.

445
00:08:18,325 --> 00:08:21,075
It's one of the four biggest

446
00:08:18,325 --> 00:08:21,075
prank days of the year.

447
00:08:21,158 --> 00:08:22,491
It's this,

448
00:08:21,158 --> 00:08:22,491
April Fools' Day,

449
00:08:22,575 --> 00:08:24,116
and the day before

450
00:08:22,575 --> 00:08:24,116
April Fools' Day,

451
00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,533
'cause no one

452
00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,533
sees it coming.

453
00:08:25,616 --> 00:08:26,491
What's the fourth?

454
00:08:26,575 --> 00:08:28,033
Nice try, Carol.

455
00:08:28,116 --> 00:08:29,158
The point is,

456
00:08:29,241 --> 00:08:30,325
you're gonna wake up

457
00:08:29,241 --> 00:08:30,325
one morning

458
00:08:30,408 --> 00:08:32,366
and find out that your kids

459
00:08:30,408 --> 00:08:32,366
don't TP anymore.

460
00:08:32,450 --> 00:08:35,200
Cherish these days with

461
00:08:32,450 --> 00:08:35,200
your adorable little vandals.

462
00:08:35,283 --> 00:08:36,950
Well, I appreciate

463
00:08:35,283 --> 00:08:36,950
the understanding,

464
00:08:37,033 --> 00:08:38,700
but I'm trying

465
00:08:37,033 --> 00:08:38,700
to teach them a lesson.

466
00:08:38,783 --> 00:08:39,825
Oh, I'm gonna teach them

467
00:08:38,783 --> 00:08:39,825
a lesson,

468
00:08:39,908 --> 00:08:41,366
'cause it's payback time.

469
00:08:41,450 --> 00:08:43,366
Prank wars have begun.

470
00:08:43,450 --> 00:08:44,950
- Yes!

471
00:08:45,033 --> 00:08:46,033
Okay, kids.

472
00:08:46,116 --> 00:08:48,033
I think Mr. Dunphy

473
00:08:46,116 --> 00:08:48,033
has better things to do

474
00:08:48,116 --> 00:08:49,700
than spend his day

475
00:08:48,116 --> 00:08:49,700
in a prank war with you.

476
00:08:49,783 --> 00:08:51,991
Good news, boys.

477
00:08:49,783 --> 00:08:51,991
I don't.

478
00:08:52,075 --> 00:08:53,741
Okay.

479
00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:55,450
We cannot take you

480
00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:55,450
trick-or-treating

481
00:08:55,533 --> 00:08:58,200
if you don't finish

482
00:08:55,533 --> 00:08:58,200
your homework.

483
00:08:58,283 --> 00:09:01,783
Didn't you two have something

484
00:08:58,283 --> 00:09:01,783
you wanted to talk about?

485
00:09:01,866 --> 00:09:03,783
Um, so, Cam...

486
00:09:03,866 --> 00:09:05,283
I'm trying to get Wi-Fi

487
00:09:05,366 --> 00:09:07,241
so I can watch

488
00:09:05,366 --> 00:09:07,241
the pumpkin weigh-in

489
00:09:07,325 --> 00:09:08,825
at the Halloween festival

490
00:09:07,325 --> 00:09:08,825
back home.

491
00:09:08,908 --> 00:09:09,866
You know,

492
00:09:08,908 --> 00:09:09,866
25 years ago,

493
00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:11,366
I raised the largest

494
00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:11,366
Wichita Thumper,

495
00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:12,575
and the record

496
00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:12,575
still stands.

497
00:09:12,658 --> 00:09:13,908
I am so sorry.

498
00:09:13,991 --> 00:09:16,283
There's no way to say that

499
00:09:13,991 --> 00:09:16,283
that doesn't sound braggy.

500
00:09:16,366 --> 00:09:18,283
No, no,

501
00:09:16,366 --> 00:09:18,283
you just did fine.

502
00:09:18,366 --> 00:09:20,491
Um, but I just wanted

503
00:09:18,366 --> 00:09:20,491
to say to you ...

504
00:09:20,575 --> 00:09:23,075
You know, as with every pumpkin,

505
00:09:20,575 --> 00:09:23,075
there's a story.

506
00:09:23,158 --> 00:09:25,408
It was a cold,

507
00:09:23,158 --> 00:09:25,408
bitter night,

508
00:09:25,491 --> 00:09:27,450
when tap-tap-tap

509
00:09:25,491 --> 00:09:27,450
on the window.

510
00:09:27,533 --> 00:09:30,491
Darn if it wasn't

511
00:09:27,533 --> 00:09:30,491
the vine of my pumpkin,

512
00:09:30,575 --> 00:09:32,116
just out there

513
00:09:30,575 --> 00:09:32,116
trembling away.

514
00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,783
That is a great story.

515
00:09:33,866 --> 00:09:35,450
Next thing I know,

516
00:09:33,866 --> 00:09:35,450
Daddy's pulling the pumpkin

517
00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:38,075
through the window,

518
00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:38,075
careful, of course,

519
00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:38,075
not to break the vine.

520
00:09:38,158 --> 00:09:40,325
And for months, it just became

521
00:09:38,158 --> 00:09:40,325
a part of our household ...

522
00:09:40,408 --> 00:09:42,533
people stepping over it

523
00:09:40,408 --> 00:09:42,533
to get into the kitchen,

524
00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:43,700
blocked half the TV.

525
00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:45,075
We thought

526
00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:45,075
"The Brady Bunch"

527
00:09:45,158 --> 00:09:46,741
was just about

528
00:09:45,158 --> 00:09:46,741
three lovely girls.

529
00:09:47,950 --> 00:09:49,575
Oh, but nobody

530
00:09:47,950 --> 00:09:49,575
complained.

531
00:09:49,658 --> 00:09:51,450
Sure,

532
00:09:49,658 --> 00:09:51,450
I won Grand Champion,

533
00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:53,575
you know, and the right

534
00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:53,575
to name the next tornado.

535
00:09:53,658 --> 00:09:55,700
But the thing

536
00:09:53,658 --> 00:09:55,700
I remember most

537
00:09:55,783 --> 00:09:57,241
are the sacrifices

538
00:09:57,325 --> 00:09:59,033
my family made for just me.

539
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That's how we do family

540
00:09:59,116 --> 00:10:02,116
where I'm from.

541
00:10:03,450 --> 00:10:05,283
That's how we do family

542
00:10:03,450 --> 00:10:05,283
where I am from!

543
00:10:05,366 --> 00:10:06,283
- Oh, Gloria!

544
00:10:05,366 --> 00:10:06,283
- Mmm!

545
00:10:06,366 --> 00:10:08,241
I got to get this Wi-Fi.

546
00:10:11,283 --> 00:10:13,491
You saw that,

547
00:10:11,283 --> 00:10:13,491
didn't you?

548
00:10:13,575 --> 00:10:15,491
I see everything.

549
00:10:15,575 --> 00:10:16,950
In 10 minutes,

550
00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,241
you're gonna

551
00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,241
storm the office,

552
00:10:18,325 --> 00:10:19,450
everybody freaks out,

553
00:10:19,533 --> 00:10:21,783
I go Wonder Woman,

554
00:10:19,533 --> 00:10:21,783
fight off the zombies.

555
00:10:21,866 --> 00:10:22,825
Got it.

556
00:10:21,866 --> 00:10:22,825
Okay.

557
00:10:22,908 --> 00:10:24,241
My kids may be over it,

558
00:10:24,325 --> 00:10:27,533
but at the office,

559
00:10:24,325 --> 00:10:27,533
they love Halloween Claire.

560
00:10:27,616 --> 00:10:28,575
It's one of the perks

561
00:10:28,658 --> 00:10:29,991
of working

562
00:10:28,658 --> 00:10:29,991
at Pritchett's Closets.

563
00:10:30,075 --> 00:10:33,033
Sure, you got to pitch in

564
00:10:30,075 --> 00:10:33,033
for coffee the rest of the year,

565
00:10:33,116 --> 00:10:36,616
but on October 31st,

566
00:10:33,116 --> 00:10:36,616
the show is free.

567
00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:38,283
Hey.

568
00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:38,283
Ah.

569
00:10:38,366 --> 00:10:39,866
Everyone's on their way here

570
00:10:38,366 --> 00:10:39,866
to a meeting.

571
00:10:39,950 --> 00:10:40,866
Great.

572
00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:43,241
Oh, so,

573
00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:43,241
no costume this year?

574
00:10:43,325 --> 00:10:45,325
Apparently not.

575
00:10:45,408 --> 00:10:46,325
Oh, good call.

576
00:10:46,408 --> 00:10:48,616
Everyone was

577
00:10:46,408 --> 00:10:48,616
so sick of it.

578
00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:49,700
The pressure

579
00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:49,700
to dress up!

580
00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,283
You know, they begged me

581
00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,283
to talk to you,

582
00:10:51,366 --> 00:10:53,200
but I said,

583
00:10:51,366 --> 00:10:53,200
"No, Claire will realize

584
00:10:53,283 --> 00:10:54,741
how miserable

585
00:10:53,283 --> 00:10:54,741
everybody is."

586
00:10:54,825 --> 00:10:57,200
So no-nobody ...

587
00:10:54,825 --> 00:10:57,200
I vant

588
00:10:54,825 --> 00:10:57,200
to drink your ...

589
00:10:57,283 --> 00:10:58,575
We don't have

590
00:10:57,283 --> 00:10:58,575
to do it anymore.

591
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,158
Oh, thank God!

592
00:11:00,241 --> 00:11:01,866
You know, I cried in the mirror

593
00:11:00,241 --> 00:11:01,866
this morning?

594
00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:04,366
Guys, everybody.

595
00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:04,366
It's over.

596
00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:06,283
The whole thing's finally over.

597
00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:06,283
No worries.

598
00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:08,741
Oh. Yeah.

599
00:11:08,825 --> 00:11:10,200
I'm just gonna need

600
00:11:08,825 --> 00:11:10,200
a quick second.

601
00:11:10,283 --> 00:11:11,408
No, no, no.

602
00:11:10,283 --> 00:11:11,408
Stop, stop, stop, stop.

603
00:11:11,491 --> 00:11:13,033
- Sorry.

604
00:11:11,491 --> 00:11:13,033
- Go.

605
00:11:13,116 --> 00:11:14,991
So, if you could just,

606
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:17,491
uh, take your attention

607
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:17,491
to the screen, please.

608
00:11:17,575 --> 00:11:20,408
And...

609
00:11:17,575 --> 00:11:20,408
for the market research ...

610
00:11:20,491 --> 00:11:22,325
No. Please.

611
00:11:20,491 --> 00:11:22,325
Nobody wants this.

612
00:11:22,408 --> 00:11:24,825
Oh, she's surprising us.

613
00:11:24,908 --> 00:11:26,408
It's a zombie attack.

614
00:11:26,491 --> 00:11:27,533
Yay.

615
00:11:27,616 --> 00:11:31,075
Oh, but it's Wonder Woman

616
00:11:27,616 --> 00:11:31,075
to the rescue.

617
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,533
Help me.

618
00:11:32,616 --> 00:11:34,450
Wonder Woman, help me.

619
00:11:34,533 --> 00:11:36,283
Okay, fun's over.

620
00:11:36,366 --> 00:11:38,325
Come on.

621
00:11:36,366 --> 00:11:38,325
Everybody out.

622
00:11:38,408 --> 00:11:39,700
Oh!

623
00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:40,700
Okay!

624
00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:40,700
All right!

625
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,033
Here!

626
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,033
Take it! Take it!

627
00:11:42,116 --> 00:11:44,241
Ow, God!

628
00:11:42,116 --> 00:11:44,241
I am so sorry!

629
00:11:44,325 --> 00:11:45,700
You're home early.

630
00:11:45,783 --> 00:11:48,075
I was into this awesome girl,

631
00:11:45,783 --> 00:11:48,075
Abby, from the club.

632
00:11:48,158 --> 00:11:50,533
And tonight, we were gonna take

633
00:11:48,158 --> 00:11:50,533
things to the next level,

634
00:11:50,616 --> 00:11:52,200
which is, you know, sex.

635
00:11:52,283 --> 00:11:53,783
Always classy

636
00:11:52,283 --> 00:11:53,783
to name it.

637
00:11:53,866 --> 00:11:55,533
But the one problem

638
00:11:53,866 --> 00:11:55,533
is she's super jealous

639
00:11:55,616 --> 00:11:57,200
and got this idea

640
00:11:55,616 --> 00:11:57,200
I was messing around

641
00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:59,241
with Carla

642
00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:59,241
from the snack bar.

643
00:11:59,325 --> 00:12:00,658
Which I was.

644
00:12:00,741 --> 00:12:02,533
So I had to break it off

645
00:12:00,741 --> 00:12:02,533
with Carla

646
00:12:02,616 --> 00:12:04,491
before seeing Abby.

647
00:12:02,616 --> 00:12:04,491
How'd it go?

648
00:12:04,575 --> 00:12:06,908
I got a major

649
00:12:04,575 --> 00:12:06,908
tong lashing.

650
00:12:06,991 --> 00:12:08,033
Ow!

651
00:12:08,116 --> 00:12:10,075
Ow! What the heck?

652
00:12:08,116 --> 00:12:10,075
Whoa! Hey!

653
00:12:10,158 --> 00:12:11,408
Carla, calm down!

654
00:12:10,158 --> 00:12:11,408
Wait ... Oh!

655
00:12:11,491 --> 00:12:14,241
Wait, wait, I can explain!

656
00:12:11,491 --> 00:12:14,241
I can explain! Somebody help!

657
00:12:14,325 --> 00:12:16,033
So I covered up

658
00:12:14,325 --> 00:12:16,033
my bruises

659
00:12:16,116 --> 00:12:18,325
and checked for any

660
00:12:16,116 --> 00:12:18,325
snack-bar-related evidence

661
00:12:18,408 --> 00:12:19,325
before seeing Abby.

662
00:12:19,408 --> 00:12:20,783
Sorry I'm late.

663
00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:23,116
I got whiplash

664
00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:23,116
passing a picture of you.

665
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:26,283
Things couldn't have been

666
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:26,283
going any better...

667
00:12:26,366 --> 00:12:28,491
My dad

668
00:12:26,366 --> 00:12:28,491
is going to hate you.

669
00:12:28,575 --> 00:12:31,283
and then

670
00:12:28,575 --> 00:12:31,283
they got better.

671
00:12:31,366 --> 00:12:33,075
Until...

672
00:12:31,366 --> 00:12:33,075
Mustard?

673
00:12:33,158 --> 00:12:34,783
You hate mustard.

674
00:12:34,866 --> 00:12:37,075
You son of a bitch!

675
00:12:34,866 --> 00:12:37,075
You were with Carla!

676
00:12:37,158 --> 00:12:39,991
I knew there was one perfect

677
00:12:37,158 --> 00:12:39,991
thing I could say to save it.

678
00:12:40,075 --> 00:12:42,325
Baby,

679
00:12:40,075 --> 00:12:42,325
I just snack with her.

680
00:12:42,408 --> 00:12:43,450
You're the main course.

681
00:12:44,825 --> 00:12:46,908
I did not come up

682
00:12:44,825 --> 00:12:46,908
with that thing.

683
00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:50,533
All right.

684
00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:50,533
Ahh!

685
00:12:50,616 --> 00:12:51,575
Looks good.

686
00:12:51,658 --> 00:12:52,825
You know,

687
00:12:51,658 --> 00:12:52,825
I helped build that.

688
00:12:52,908 --> 00:12:54,325
I-I feel like

689
00:12:52,908 --> 00:12:54,325
a real construction guy.

690
00:12:54,408 --> 00:12:55,658
I kinda wish

691
00:12:54,408 --> 00:12:55,658
a woman would walk by

692
00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:57,450
so I could objectify her.

693
00:12:57,533 --> 00:12:58,658
It's the best.

694
00:12:58,741 --> 00:13:00,158
Listen, we just finished

695
00:12:58,741 --> 00:13:00,158
the project.

696
00:13:00,241 --> 00:13:02,158
Now, come on. Take a victory lap

697
00:13:00,241 --> 00:13:02,158
with your old man.

698
00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:03,866
Oh.

699
00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:03,866
I'd love to.

700
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,116
Hey, and I defy Cam

701
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,616
to find anything wrong

702
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,616
with that window.

703
00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:10,033
It really gives your kitchen

704
00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:10,033
some flair.

705
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,116
Oh, hey, Gloria.

706
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,533
I finally found

707
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,533
a great spot for the Wi-Fi

708
00:13:14,616 --> 00:13:16,325
just in time

709
00:13:14,616 --> 00:13:16,325
for the pumpkin weigh-in.

710
00:13:16,408 --> 00:13:19,450
You sit here

711
00:13:16,408 --> 00:13:19,450
while I take a bath?

712
00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:21,075
I'm gay?

713
00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:21,075
Hello?

714
00:13:21,158 --> 00:13:22,491
I'm more fixated

715
00:13:21,158 --> 00:13:22,491
on that fabulous robe.

716
00:13:22,575 --> 00:13:25,158
I am so borrowing that

717
00:13:22,575 --> 00:13:25,158
for my next bath.

718
00:13:25,241 --> 00:13:26,908
You didn't drain the water yet,

719
00:13:25,241 --> 00:13:26,908
did you?

720
00:13:26,991 --> 00:13:27,950
Okay, that's it!

721
00:13:28,033 --> 00:13:29,783
I can't handle you

722
00:13:28,033 --> 00:13:29,783
anymore!

723
00:13:29,866 --> 00:13:30,991
You take

724
00:13:29,866 --> 00:13:30,991
over my kitchen!

725
00:13:31,075 --> 00:13:33,241
I turn around,

726
00:13:31,075 --> 00:13:33,241
and you're in my face!

727
00:13:33,325 --> 00:13:35,825
Siamese twins have

728
00:13:33,325 --> 00:13:35,825
more privacy than me!

729
00:13:35,908 --> 00:13:37,991
Get out of my house,

730
00:13:35,908 --> 00:13:37,991
and never come back!

731
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,575
Hm.

732
00:13:41,658 --> 00:13:43,241
Well,

733
00:13:41,658 --> 00:13:43,241
the kitchen's done.

734
00:13:43,325 --> 00:13:45,533
So I guess

735
00:13:43,325 --> 00:13:45,533
I can move back home.

736
00:13:47,116 --> 00:13:48,533
He couldn't have sent you

737
00:13:47,116 --> 00:13:48,533
that message

738
00:13:48,616 --> 00:13:49,866
one minute ago?

739
00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:51,200
It's okay, Gloria.

740
00:13:51,283 --> 00:13:53,283
It's better that I know

741
00:13:51,283 --> 00:13:53,283
how you actually feel.

742
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,366
Oh.

743
00:13:55,450 --> 00:13:56,950
Well, there seems to be

744
00:13:55,450 --> 00:13:56,950
a lot of hubbub

745
00:13:57,033 --> 00:13:58,991
on the dais

746
00:13:57,033 --> 00:13:58,991
at pump' fest.

747
00:13:59,075 --> 00:14:00,866
Why are they gathering

748
00:13:59,075 --> 00:14:00,866
all the living mayors?

749
00:14:00,950 --> 00:14:02,283
It's official.

750
00:14:02,366 --> 00:14:05,325
Ms. Darla Bowater has shattered

751
00:14:02,366 --> 00:14:05,325
the old pumpkin record.

752
00:14:06,866 --> 00:14:07,783
Okay.

753
00:14:07,866 --> 00:14:09,658
I'm sure you'll understand,

754
00:14:07,866 --> 00:14:09,658
under these circumstances,

755
00:14:09,741 --> 00:14:12,033
I'll just quickly gather

756
00:14:09,741 --> 00:14:12,033
my things, take that bath,

757
00:14:12,116 --> 00:14:14,616
and... be on my way.

758
00:14:16,158 --> 00:14:17,825
Who is it?

759
00:14:17,908 --> 00:14:20,491
Special delivery from UPS.

760
00:14:20,575 --> 00:14:22,908
United Prank Service.

761
00:14:22,991 --> 00:14:24,575
I went to the history books

762
00:14:22,991 --> 00:14:24,575
for this one,

763
00:14:24,658 --> 00:14:26,450
all the way back to

764
00:14:24,658 --> 00:14:26,450
the first practical joke ...

765
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,658
the Trojan Horse.

766
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:30,075
Only I swapped out silly string

767
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:30,075
for broad swords

768
00:14:30,158 --> 00:14:31,783
and laughter for murder.

769
00:14:31,866 --> 00:14:33,866
Okay.

770
00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:35,908
You guys want to prank?

771
00:14:35,991 --> 00:14:36,908
Let's prank.

772
00:14:39,283 --> 00:14:40,450
Oh, no.

773
00:14:41,908 --> 00:14:43,158
Oh, no!

774
00:14:44,908 --> 00:14:47,033
No!

775
00:14:47,116 --> 00:14:49,658
Nooooo!

776
00:14:49,741 --> 00:14:51,658
No!

777
00:14:49,741 --> 00:14:51,658
Oh!

778
00:14:56,575 --> 00:15:00,575
They just put some toilet paper

779
00:14:56,575 --> 00:15:00,575
in your yard.

780
00:15:00,658 --> 00:15:02,575
Why would he do this

781
00:15:00,658 --> 00:15:02,575
to us, Mother?

782
00:15:02,658 --> 00:15:03,908
It was an accident!

783
00:15:03,991 --> 00:15:06,241
Where's Fluffy?

784
00:15:03,991 --> 00:15:06,241
I can't find Fluffy!

785
00:15:06,325 --> 00:15:08,741
Don't worry!

786
00:15:06,325 --> 00:15:08,741
I'll help you find her!

787
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:09,908
My eye!

788
00:15:09,991 --> 00:15:12,033
Go in the house!

789
00:15:09,991 --> 00:15:12,033
Go in the house!

790
00:15:14,825 --> 00:15:16,908
Oh, why do I feel

791
00:15:14,825 --> 00:15:16,908
so energized?

792
00:15:16,991 --> 00:15:19,866
Because you honored your

793
00:15:16,991 --> 00:15:19,866
primal male instinct to build.

794
00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:21,866
Yeah.

795
00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:21,866
Where once

796
00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:21,866
lay barren fields,

797
00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:24,908
because of men like us,

798
00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:24,908
now gleaming cities stand.

799
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:26,741
And what is a city,

800
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:26,741
but ...

801
00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:29,616
A closet

802
00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:29,616
for civilization.

803
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:32,616
This is the proudest

804
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:32,616
damn moment of my life.

805
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:32,616
Ah.

806
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,241
Oof.

807
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:37,450
That brings back

808
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:37,450
painful memories.

809
00:15:38,866 --> 00:15:41,950
Huh, seems to be turning

810
00:15:38,866 --> 00:15:41,950
down our street.

811
00:15:42,033 --> 00:15:43,908
Well, what do you know?

812
00:15:43,991 --> 00:15:47,241
This crystal in the middle

813
00:15:43,991 --> 00:15:47,241
acted like a magnifying glass.

814
00:15:47,325 --> 00:15:48,325
Mr. Pritchett...

815
00:15:47,325 --> 00:15:48,325
Yeah.

816
00:15:48,408 --> 00:15:50,200
this is the second time

817
00:15:48,408 --> 00:15:50,200
in two months.

818
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,533
We love

819
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,533
that you're a fan,

820
00:15:51,616 --> 00:15:52,950
but maybe you should

821
00:15:51,616 --> 00:15:52,950
just buy a calendar.

822
00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:55,908
I'm sorry, Mitch.

823
00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:55,908
I feel really bad.

824
00:15:55,991 --> 00:15:57,658
Do you think maybe

825
00:15:55,991 --> 00:15:57,658
you could tell Cam?

826
00:15:57,741 --> 00:15:59,741
Oh, I don't work here

827
00:15:57,741 --> 00:15:59,741
anymore.

828
00:16:03,741 --> 00:16:05,783
Phil?

829
00:16:03,741 --> 00:16:05,783
Honey?

830
00:16:05,866 --> 00:16:08,033
Claire.

831
00:16:08,116 --> 00:16:10,116
There's no sense

832
00:16:08,116 --> 00:16:10,116
in hiding it.

833
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,283
I did buy

834
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,283
a giant pumpkin.

835
00:16:12,366 --> 00:16:14,116
I puzzled that one out.

836
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,616
You're right.

837
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,366
I'm a Halloween-obsessed

838
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,366
child-man.

839
00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:18,450
Do you want

840
00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:18,450
to feel better?

841
00:16:18,533 --> 00:16:20,283
I took zombies

842
00:16:18,533 --> 00:16:20,283
to work, okay?

843
00:16:20,366 --> 00:16:22,408
And it died so hard.

844
00:16:22,491 --> 00:16:24,658
Oh, my God,

845
00:16:22,491 --> 00:16:24,658
to be pitied by Margaret...

846
00:16:24,741 --> 00:16:26,533
I guess

847
00:16:24,741 --> 00:16:26,533
the kids are right.

848
00:16:26,616 --> 00:16:28,366
It's time for us to start

849
00:16:26,616 --> 00:16:28,366
acting like adults.

850
00:16:28,450 --> 00:16:31,200
We can have dinner parties,

851
00:16:28,450 --> 00:16:31,200
see plays, open IRAs.

852
00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:32,616
We have IRAs, right?

853
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,366
Rude awakening, Claire.

854
00:16:34,450 --> 00:16:36,075
You think you're

855
00:16:34,450 --> 00:16:36,075
the fun-loving dad,

856
00:16:36,158 --> 00:16:39,533
putting smiles on faces,

857
00:16:36,158 --> 00:16:39,533
keeping childhood alive.

858
00:16:39,616 --> 00:16:41,366
Turns out you're just

859
00:16:39,616 --> 00:16:41,366
the weird guy

860
00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:43,533
barreling down a driveway

861
00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:43,533
in a pumpkin-tank.

862
00:16:43,616 --> 00:16:47,491
Phil, I command you to stop

863
00:16:43,616 --> 00:16:47,491
speaking like that.

864
00:16:47,575 --> 00:16:49,491
Please let me have my feelings

865
00:16:47,575 --> 00:16:49,491
for one second.

866
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:51,575
No, come on, turn around.

867
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:51,575
Seriously. It's good.

868
00:16:51,658 --> 00:16:53,491
Wonder Woman?

869
00:16:53,575 --> 00:16:56,241
Yes!

870
00:16:53,575 --> 00:16:56,241
And I have plans for you!

871
00:16:56,325 --> 00:16:58,825
Who cares

872
00:16:56,325 --> 00:16:58,825
what anybody thinks?

873
00:16:58,908 --> 00:17:00,866
Screw the kids.

874
00:16:58,908 --> 00:17:00,866
Screw everybody at work.

875
00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:03,700
We'll give up Halloween

876
00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:03,700
when we are good and ready.

877
00:17:03,783 --> 00:17:05,450
Who are you guys

878
00:17:03,783 --> 00:17:05,450
supposed to be?

879
00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:07,283
Who your parents

880
00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:07,283
wish they were.

881
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,075
Ending things with Ben

882
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,075
did not go well.

883
00:17:11,158 --> 00:17:12,116
He kept giving me

884
00:17:11,158 --> 00:17:12,116
openings,

885
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,741
and I just couldn't

886
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,741
pull the trigger.

887
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,908
Why do I keep eating

888
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,908
this stale bread?

889
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:16,866
Do you ever do that?

890
00:17:16,950 --> 00:17:17,991
Like, you know

891
00:17:16,950 --> 00:17:17,991
something's bad,

892
00:17:18,075 --> 00:17:19,283
but you just keep

893
00:17:18,075 --> 00:17:19,283
going in for more

894
00:17:19,366 --> 00:17:20,825
'cause it's the only thing

895
00:17:19,366 --> 00:17:20,825
in front of you?

896
00:17:20,908 --> 00:17:21,908
Mm-hmm.

897
00:17:21,991 --> 00:17:23,783
Uh, hey, this is gonna sound

898
00:17:21,991 --> 00:17:23,783
really gross,

899
00:17:23,866 --> 00:17:25,241
but I have a Band-Aid

900
00:17:23,866 --> 00:17:25,241
on my hand,

901
00:17:25,325 --> 00:17:27,825
it's on a super-hairy spot,

902
00:17:25,325 --> 00:17:27,825
and I know it's gonna sting.

903
00:17:27,908 --> 00:17:29,741
Would you take it off

904
00:17:27,908 --> 00:17:29,741
for me, please?

905
00:17:29,825 --> 00:17:30,991
And do it fast.

906
00:17:29,825 --> 00:17:30,991
If I'm gonna be hurt,

907
00:17:31,075 --> 00:17:32,533
I just want

908
00:17:31,075 --> 00:17:32,533
to get it over with.

909
00:17:34,325 --> 00:17:35,450
I want to break up.

910
00:17:34,325 --> 00:17:35,450
Ow!

911
00:17:35,533 --> 00:17:36,866
Whew!

912
00:17:36,950 --> 00:17:37,866
Ready to order?

913
00:17:37,950 --> 00:17:39,950
Uh, did you not just hear

914
00:17:37,950 --> 00:17:39,950
what I said?

915
00:17:40,033 --> 00:17:41,616
No. What?

916
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:43,116
I want to break up.

917
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:43,116
Ah-choo!

918
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,366
Whew!

919
00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:45,908
So, I'm thinking

920
00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:45,908
nachos.

921
00:17:45,991 --> 00:17:46,908
What about you?

922
00:17:46,991 --> 00:17:47,950
Oh, my God!

923
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:49,658
I'm breaking up

924
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:49,658
with you!

925
00:17:49,741 --> 00:17:50,700
What?

926
00:17:50,783 --> 00:17:51,908
I'm so sorry.

927
00:17:51,991 --> 00:17:54,325
It's been really great,

928
00:17:51,991 --> 00:17:54,325
but now it's over.

929
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:55,658
Please don't

930
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:55,658
make a scene.

931
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,783
I mean, I'm sad,

932
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,783
but I get it.

933
00:17:57,866 --> 00:18:00,033
We're in different phases

934
00:17:57,866 --> 00:18:00,033
of our lives,

935
00:18:00,116 --> 00:18:02,908
and you live

936
00:18:00,116 --> 00:18:02,908
an hour away from me now,

937
00:18:02,991 --> 00:18:04,200
and I made out

938
00:18:02,991 --> 00:18:04,200
with my ex

939
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,033
last weekend

940
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,033
at the closet convention,

941
00:18:06,116 --> 00:18:07,283
so how committed am I?

942
00:18:07,366 --> 00:18:09,825
Plus that tension between

943
00:18:07,366 --> 00:18:09,825
you and Muh-ma ... Oy.

944
00:18:09,866 --> 00:18:11,075
You cheated on me?

945
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:12,366
We were drunk, okay?

946
00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:13,825
And she was really upset

947
00:18:13,908 --> 00:18:16,075
'cause she had to drop

948
00:18:13,908 --> 00:18:16,075
her daughter off at college.

949
00:18:16,158 --> 00:18:18,116
You suck!

950
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,283
To think

951
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,283
I wasted so much time

952
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:22,741
on such a weepy, clingy,

953
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:22,741
Pez-eating snore!

954
00:18:22,825 --> 00:18:25,783
I can't believe I sat there

955
00:18:22,825 --> 00:18:25,783
and pretended to be a doll

956
00:18:25,866 --> 00:18:27,491
as you brushed my hair!

957
00:18:28,533 --> 00:18:31,658
You are almost the worst

958
00:18:28,533 --> 00:18:31,658
boyfriend I have ever had!

959
00:18:31,741 --> 00:18:34,491
Okay, Alex wins

960
00:18:31,741 --> 00:18:34,491
most embarrassing day.

961
00:18:36,075 --> 00:18:38,033
Not so fast.

962
00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:39,408
Look at these two

963
00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:39,408
ding dongs.

964
00:18:39,491 --> 00:18:43,658
Is that Mom and Dad

965
00:18:39,491 --> 00:18:43,658
in a giant "punkin"?

966
00:18:43,741 --> 00:18:46,241
Well, at least we didn't get

967
00:18:43,741 --> 00:18:46,241
dragged into it this time.

968
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:47,491
Thank God.

969
00:18:47,575 --> 00:18:50,325
Yep.

970
00:18:47,575 --> 00:18:50,325
Because we got stuff goin' on.

971
00:18:54,783 --> 00:18:56,950
Cam...

972
00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:59,033
I'm sure

973
00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:59,033
that there were better ways

974
00:18:59,116 --> 00:19:01,533
for me to say

975
00:18:59,116 --> 00:19:01,533
what I said.

976
00:19:01,616 --> 00:19:03,450
You're packing

977
00:19:01,616 --> 00:19:03,450
my face creams.

978
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:04,741
No need to apologize.

979
00:19:04,825 --> 00:19:06,533
I know

980
00:19:04,825 --> 00:19:06,533
I crossed boundaries.

981
00:19:06,616 --> 00:19:07,741
It's how I grew up.

982
00:19:07,825 --> 00:19:09,408
Nobody had secrets

983
00:19:07,825 --> 00:19:09,408
from anybody.

984
00:19:09,491 --> 00:19:11,366
At high-school parties,

985
00:19:09,491 --> 00:19:11,366
we just played Dare.

986
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:12,575
I know the feeling.

987
00:19:12,658 --> 00:19:14,033
I grew up

988
00:19:12,658 --> 00:19:14,033
in a small town myself.

989
00:19:14,116 --> 00:19:15,991
We had to

990
00:19:14,116 --> 00:19:15,991
bring in a stranger

991
00:19:16,075 --> 00:19:19,116
so that the children

992
00:19:16,075 --> 00:19:19,116
could learn who not to talk to.

993
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,533
You know,

994
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,533
I have to say,

995
00:19:20,616 --> 00:19:22,575
sometimes your hometown stories

996
00:19:20,616 --> 00:19:22,575
sound a little made-up.

997
00:19:22,658 --> 00:19:24,158
I am sorry

998
00:19:22,658 --> 00:19:24,158
that I was mean,

999
00:19:24,241 --> 00:19:25,366
and I am sorry

1000
00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:27,950
that you don't have

1001
00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:27,950
the biggest pumpkin anymore.

1002
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:30,991
It's not even about

1003
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:30,991
having the record anymore.

1004
00:19:31,075 --> 00:19:33,825
I-It's just how I kept

1005
00:19:31,075 --> 00:19:33,825
the small town alive in me.

1006
00:19:33,866 --> 00:19:35,408
Probably dumb.

1007
00:19:33,866 --> 00:19:35,408
No.

1008
00:19:35,491 --> 00:19:38,491
It's hard when you have to leave

1009
00:19:35,491 --> 00:19:38,491
a place you love.

1010
00:19:38,575 --> 00:19:41,658
Every year, it feels like

1011
00:19:38,575 --> 00:19:41,658
more of it fades away.

1012
00:19:41,741 --> 00:19:43,825
I get very sad

1013
00:19:41,741 --> 00:19:43,825
because I know

1014
00:19:43,908 --> 00:19:47,658
that my accent

1015
00:19:43,908 --> 00:19:47,658
is almost completely gone.

1016
00:19:47,741 --> 00:19:49,575
Anyway,

1017
00:19:47,741 --> 00:19:49,575
I-I should go.

1018
00:19:49,658 --> 00:19:51,450
Wait.

1019
00:19:49,658 --> 00:19:51,450
I have something for you.

1020
00:19:53,533 --> 00:19:56,450
A pumpkin seed?

1021
00:19:56,533 --> 00:20:00,158
I think it can be

1022
00:19:56,533 --> 00:20:00,158
next year's record-breaker.

1023
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,075
Oh, my...

1024
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,075
Gloria...

1025
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,283
- Okay!

1026
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,283
- All right, all right!

1027
00:20:05,366 --> 00:20:07,200
- Oh, my gosh!

1028
00:20:05,366 --> 00:20:07,200
- Oh, my God!

1029
00:20:07,283 --> 00:20:09,241
We're floating

1030
00:20:07,283 --> 00:20:09,241
in a vegetable!

1031
00:20:09,325 --> 00:20:10,408
In a giant vegetable!

1032
00:20:11,825 --> 00:20:14,158
As families get older,

1033
00:20:11,825 --> 00:20:14,158
you have two options ...

1034
00:20:14,241 --> 00:20:15,825
you can force everyone together,

1035
00:20:15,908 --> 00:20:18,158
or you can accept

1036
00:20:15,908 --> 00:20:18,158
that traditions die

1037
00:20:18,241 --> 00:20:19,991
and people move on.

1038
00:20:20,075 --> 00:20:23,366
Unless you happen to have

1039
00:20:20,075 --> 00:20:23,366
a giant pumpkin.

1040
00:20:23,450 --> 00:20:25,533
Hey! What are you guys

1041
00:20:23,450 --> 00:20:25,533
doing here?

1042
00:20:25,616 --> 00:20:26,700
We got the hint.

1043
00:20:26,783 --> 00:20:28,408
It wasn't gonna be fun

1044
00:20:26,783 --> 00:20:28,408
unless we were here, too,

1045
00:20:28,491 --> 00:20:29,700
so we tracked

1046
00:20:28,491 --> 00:20:29,700
your phones.

1047
00:20:29,783 --> 00:20:31,075
Cam says the record

1048
00:20:31,158 --> 00:20:33,700
for the North American 50-yard

1049
00:20:31,158 --> 00:20:33,700
pumpkin dash is 18 seconds.

1050
00:20:33,783 --> 00:20:35,575
I think

1051
00:20:33,783 --> 00:20:35,575
we can do it!

1052
00:20:33,783 --> 00:20:35,575
Oh, I know

1053
00:20:33,783 --> 00:20:35,575
we can do it!

1054
00:20:35,658 --> 00:20:36,616
Time us!

1055
00:20:35,658 --> 00:20:36,616
Let's do it!

1056
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:37,700
Okay!

1057
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:37,700
Okay!

1058
00:20:37,783 --> 00:20:40,783
You can do it!

1059
00:20:37,783 --> 00:20:40,783
Beat that 18 seconds!

1060
00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:42,116
You're so close!

1061
00:20:43,866 --> 00:20:45,616
Whoo!

1062
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:46,658
Wait!

1063
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:46,658
There ... row it there!

1064
00:20:46,741 --> 00:20:48,450
Okay. Did we do it?

1065
00:20:46,741 --> 00:20:48,450
Was that 18 seconds?

1066
00:20:48,533 --> 00:20:49,783
5 minutes.

1067
00:20:49,866 --> 00:20:51,366
Still close!

1068
00:20:55,366 --> 00:20:56,866
All right,

1069
00:20:55,366 --> 00:20:56,866
here's what happened ...

1070
00:20:56,950 --> 00:20:59,491
right after you sent the text

1071
00:20:56,950 --> 00:20:59,491
saying the kitchen was done,

1072
00:20:59,575 --> 00:21:02,158
the inspector popped in

1073
00:20:59,575 --> 00:21:02,158
for a little surprise visit,

1074
00:21:02,241 --> 00:21:03,533
nails us

1075
00:21:02,241 --> 00:21:03,533
with four violations,

1076
00:21:03,616 --> 00:21:05,325
which pushes us back

1077
00:21:03,616 --> 00:21:05,325
for a couple of weeks now.

1078
00:21:05,408 --> 00:21:06,491
Blame me.

1079
00:21:06,575 --> 00:21:08,241
I can take the hit

1080
00:21:06,575 --> 00:21:08,241
from Cam.

1081
00:21:08,325 --> 00:21:09,408
You stay with Claire

1082
00:21:09,491 --> 00:21:11,366
'cause I can't take the hit

1083
00:21:09,491 --> 00:21:11,366
from Gloria.

1084
00:21:11,450 --> 00:21:13,366
Right.

1085
00:21:11,450 --> 00:21:13,366
Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup!

1086
00:21:13,450 --> 00:21:15,741
Not a word.

1087
00:21:13,450 --> 00:21:15,741
I do all the talking.

1088
00:21:15,825 --> 00:21:16,741
Because you're

1089
00:21:15,825 --> 00:21:16,741
a terrible liar.

1090
00:21:16,825 --> 00:21:18,866
Hey.

1091
00:21:16,825 --> 00:21:18,866
There you are.

1092
00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:20,408
Good day?

1093
00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:20,408
Mm-hmm.

1094
00:21:20,491 --> 00:21:21,950
Mm-hmm? What ... What's that

1095
00:21:20,491 --> 00:21:21,950
supposed to mean?

1096
00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:23,283
You only say that

1097
00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:23,283
when you're guilty.

1098
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:24,491
You smell like smoke.

1099
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:26,158
Oh, my God, did you

1100
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:26,158
burn the kitchen down again?

1101
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:29,033
It's like you don't want me

1102
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:29,033
to help you!

1103
00:21:32,075 --> 00:21:34,825
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